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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.01.24 20:11:00 -
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238 You start to speculate on the used items market and buy things to resell or recycle and find yourself with half a ton of junk filling your hallway.
Convert Stations
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.01.24 21:31:00 -
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237. When you wake up to "ATEROID DEPLETED". Face down on Keyboard.
Oh how I hate waking up that way.
#whateverit'satnow. When someone asks what time it is you reply with GMT.
#onepasttheonebefore. When you argue with your advertizing teacher over the ethics of using small secure containers as billboards.
#seeaboveandaddatwo. When you get a speeding ticket and claim it's a faulty jumpdrive.
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Malus NalJa'ka
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Posted - 2004.01.24 22:17:00 -
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242: When you enter a big system and more than 90% of all player pictures are already generated
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Cuthbert
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Posted - 2004.01.25 00:54:00 -
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243) When you only reply to your Eve character's name
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Gyrn Fzirth
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Posted - 2004.01.25 02:33:00 -
[125]
Edited by: Gyrn Fzirth on 25/01/2004 02:33:52
244) Your kid says "Docking request accepted" when you park your car
*true story* lol
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Killboard: http://www.celeskills.com
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Carey
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Posted - 2004.01.25 08:02:00 -
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245
You quit the game, cuz you realize Eve is just a game of deceptions, scams, lies, and pathetic heartless souls with no life.
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Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.01.25 08:28:00 -
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246. when you lie to friends and family about work/scedule to play eve
247. when you start smack talking the IRS for taking your isk.
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Serallo
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Posted - 2004.01.25 10:44:00 -
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248. When you walk into a computer game shop to look for another game and think to yourself.....there's no point I don't have time to play it as well as EVE 
Guilty of this one myself as well as a few others in this thread LOL
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Skarsnik
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Posted - 2004.01.25 11:24:00 -
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249. When you sit at your keyboard during downtime with your password entered into the login screen, intermittantly clicking login to see how long before the servers are up..... 
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Silex D'Arden
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Posted - 2004.01.25 13:14:00 -
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250. When you extract the in-game music and slap it on a cd so you can listen to it anywhere. (guilty)
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Tsual
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Posted - 2004.01.25 13:17:00 -
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250. When you extract the in-game music and slap it on a cd so you can listen to it anywhere. (guilty)
Me done that...
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Tsual - Miner from faith, frigat junky for life.
Ritual of the Qua'nadhar. |
Silex D'Arden
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Posted - 2004.01.25 13:18:00 -
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At work, listening to it now. Red Glowing Dust, good stuff.
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Fuse
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Posted - 2004.01.26 08:28:00 -
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251. You wake up with a keyboard imprint on your face.
252. You start thinking of traffic as lag.
0.o It's not you... no wait it is you. |
EVENFLOW
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Posted - 2004.01.26 08:34:00 -
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253. When your little brother calls you at college at noon to tell you his new skills he's gotten and you actually listen before realizing you've only been asleep for 2 hours.
254. He calls again 4 hours later to tell you he's gotten dad playing eve.
255. Dad calls the next day to talk about npc'ing with his new merlin and asking what weapons he should load.
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Skaz
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Posted - 2004.01.26 20:28:00 -
[135]
Edited by: Skaz on 26/01/2004 20:34:39
256. Your boss catches you surfing Eve-online.com and tells you to get back to work.
257. As soon as he's out of hearing range you call him a filthy Amarr slave driver.
258. He hears you and yells back: "Pod ya later!"
"No, I'm not alt.....even if I have been in Pator Tech School for 2 years..." |
Mirimon
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Posted - 2004.01.27 01:36:00 -
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259. When you actually think the Alliance wars is a real world war.
260. You're life is completely based around skill training.
261. When you stay up until 5am every night until downtime...completely turning you into a night owl...
"Then I guess I have no choice...but to kill you all." |
Tubby
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Posted - 2004.01.27 01:45:00 -
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262 : when u go round to your female m8s house and shes forgotton to put her pleasuring device away, heh, and get to coment on her "large thorax" before she beats u with it :-/
263 : when your about to get beaton up in "secure empire space" (the local pub) for no reson and wounder why the threats window didnt show up, before u get ganked, then relise it dosent work with the new patch
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Seiun Darel
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Posted - 2004.01.27 03:14:00 -
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264: You time your pizza in the oven by skill-time-left instead of using an actual clock.. 
<<-- CGI Art -->>
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thomas03
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Posted - 2004.12.26 15:40:00 -
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Edited by: thomas03 on 26/12/2004 15:41:19
265. When a child you know says "I got a Nerf gun for christmas" and you say "CCP has a gun for that? THATS how they do it so easily!"
CCP is the <00l357 |
thomas03
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Posted - 2004.12.26 15:40:00 -
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Edited by: thomas03 on 26/12/2004 15:41:19
265. When a child you know says "I got a Nerf gun for christmas" and you say "CCP has a gun for that? THATS how they do it so easily!"
CCP is the <00l357 |
thomas03
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Posted - 2004.12.26 15:43:00 -
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266. When you have a deadline... "I'll have it soon... tm"
CCP is the <00l357 |
thomas03
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Posted - 2004.12.26 15:43:00 -
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266. When you have a deadline... "I'll have it soon... tm"
CCP is the <00l357 |
Widescreen
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Posted - 2004.12.26 17:16:00 -
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When u need a third party to sell ur ****s! :P
-=Da Pimp=-
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Widescreen
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Posted - 2004.12.26 17:16:00 -
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When u need a third party to sell ur ****s! :P
-=Da Pimp=-
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.12.26 17:17:00 -
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268.
When you come back from an afk autopilot journey to find 5 mentions of "forum warrior" from 5 different people.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.12.26 17:17:00 -
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268.
When you come back from an afk autopilot journey to find 5 mentions of "forum warrior" from 5 different people.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Widescreen
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Posted - 2004.12.26 17:17:00 -
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...hmm i didnt censore that! ****s = $luts
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Widescreen
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Posted - 2004.12.26 17:17:00 -
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...hmm i didnt censore that! ****s = $luts
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Phony v2
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Posted - 2004.12.26 18:46:00 -
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269. When you wake up in the morning and have to decide wether you are going to eat today or just stay locked in your office till you have to go sleep.
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Yes, in the back, the retard with the dumb question? |
Phony v2
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Posted - 2004.12.26 18:46:00 -
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269. When you wake up in the morning and have to decide wether you are going to eat today or just stay locked in your office till you have to go sleep.
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Yes, in the back, the retard with the dumb question? |
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