My Grandama and her cat we're killed while in an electric blanket=(

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really? that's awful!

lol, No i'm just messing.. :P

when a meteorite came through the ceiling and hit them?

OMG! How did you know?

Somehow I like the idea of electric blankets.
If most of your city's power is supplied by nuclear power plants, wouldn't that make it an "atomic blanket" ?
"Atomic blanket" sounds cool.
I want one.

I had a hot turkey sandwich with melted pepperjack cheese, roasted chili peppers, and cream cheese on toasted sourdough cheese-bread for lunch. It was gooooooood

le sigh.

this game is trying to tell me i should just suck it up and be a full time miner. everytime i go exploring the first things i find are awesome grav sites with rare ore and never any mag or radar sites. no quick, fun easy cash for me, no.

game says "shut up and mine, woman. look...you are even in a corp with mining in it's name. what's your effing problem anyway? so just fire your blue lasers and go post on the forums."

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le sigh.

this game is trying to tell me i should just suck it up and be a full time miner. everytime i go exploring the first things i find are awesome grav sites with rare ore and never any mag or radar sites. no quick, fun easy cash for me, no.

game says "shut up and mine, woman. look...you are even in a corp with mining in it's name. what's your effing problem anyway? so just fire your blue lasers and go post on the forums."

=(

That's fine, just pay for the mining permit and it'll be a pleasant experience

One can only imagine what the innocent citizens of Charlottesville must have thought as a fat, sweaty ****** went puffing by at a little over walking pace with a camera dangling from his obese neck.

Now thirty years old, he is so comfortable in his pitiful existence that he refuses to conform to the rules of society, such as "you have to bathe regularly," "you can't sit in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you," and "if you keep shitting your pants you should be more careful when you think you're just going to fart."

He cannot bear to look at another man's *****, and he stares at Sailor Moon to keep himself straight

Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at six weeks old,[4] and he remains proud of this feat well into his twenties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true - the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at six weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

During the 1980s, Christopher was playmates with Sarah Nicole Hammer. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,[7] beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled.

i had no idea who he was until just now.

but i followed your link and from there to his actual page on there...and i feel bad but i laughed quite a bit at a few parts.









i mean...how can you NOT laugh at that?

4th coffee right now.

But you live in the US, no? So it should be about 4 am where you live.
4 coffees at 4 am is pretty decent, you have my respect, kind sir.

If you're not having your coffee by way of enema then you're not consuming it correctly. In fact, everything is better in enema form.

I thought about this already, not kidding you.
I used to drink my coffee black for many years, but my stomach now forces me to use plenty of milk with each coffee.
Alternate routes of caffeine admission that bypass the digestive tract would be very welcome. I was fancying more a caffeine i.v.- but you are right, there is much more beauty and dignity in enemas.