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Gorki Andropov
Kerensky Initiatives
406
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Posted - 2012.05.17 16:56:00 -
[2281] - Quote
Perramas wrote:Like unto others as you would have them Like to you
/preacher man slays the pig of ignorance |
Ginseng Jita
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
77
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Posted - 2012.05.17 17:22:00 -
[2282] - Quote
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude." |
Gorki Andropov
Kerensky Initiatives
410
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Posted - 2012.05.17 18:16:00 -
[2283] - Quote
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken. |
Markus Reese
Debitum Naturae
ROMANIAN-LEGION
180
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Posted - 2012.05.17 18:34:00 -
[2284] - Quote
Gorki, I read the Dark tower series too, otherwize I would not have liked in the get liked. |
Gorki Andropov
Kerensky Initiatives
413
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Posted - 2012.05.17 19:03:00 -
[2285] - Quote
And yet liked you will have been, tenses are had had being confused!
I thought it was a good enough joke to share here :) |
Gorki Andropov
Kerensky Initiatives
413
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Posted - 2012.05.17 19:04:00 -
[2286] - Quote
Ok, here's another one (not from the pen of Stephen King):
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One live baby at the bottom eating it's way out. |
Nefertiri Ra'apharo
Mabad Ilhba Alasw'd
3
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Posted - 2012.05.17 20:11:00 -
[2287] - Quote
Is this where we are supposed to go to Lick and get Licked? oh wait.. |
Aina Sasaki
Red Core
Paradigm Shift Alliance
218
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Posted - 2012.05.17 20:56:00 -
[2288] - Quote
Gorki, you are going to hell. :o
- Rei |
FeAKz
Ship vs Rock
71
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Posted - 2012.05.18 02:19:00 -
[2289] - Quote
Why didn't the lady leave nursing school?
She wanted to be a nurse.
... AHHHHHH!!!!! |
xRyokenx
The Drunken Empire
Fatal Ascension
93
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Posted - 2012.05.18 08:04:00 -
[2290] - Quote
booob |
Gorki Andropov
Kerensky Initiatives
432
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Posted - 2012.05.18 08:10:00 -
[2291] - Quote
Why are there no painkillers in the jungle?
Because parrots eat-em-all. |
Kaaeliaa
Ministry of War
23
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Posted - 2012.05.18 09:10:00 -
[2292] - Quote
Gorki Andropov wrote:Why are there no painkillers in the jungle?
Because parrots eat-em-all.
I see what you did there. Sadly, Americans in this thread won't get it because we're backwards and call it acetaminophen.
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Gorki Andropov
Kerensky Initiatives
441
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Posted - 2012.05.18 09:14:00 -
[2293] - Quote
Well, one must try, mustn't one :) |
Kaaeliaa
Ministry of War
24
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Posted - 2012.05.18 09:35:00 -
[2294] - Quote
Gorki Andropov wrote:Well, one must try, mustn't one :)
I thought it was a decent joke. |
Gorki Andropov
Kerensky Initiatives
443
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Posted - 2012.05.18 09:40:00 -
[2295] - Quote
Well, thanks for that, partner! Have a like for your kind words. |
Ginseng Jita
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
102
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Posted - 2012.05.18 13:11:00 -
[2296] - Quote
One day a single mother was in the grocery store with her 4 kids. They were acting up. Bad little kids. They were running around grabbing items off the shelves crying and screaming all over the place. The mother grabbed all and said "I should of swallowed all of you!" |
Gorki Andropov
Kerensky Initiatives
451
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Posted - 2012.05.18 17:49:00 -
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A magician is booked to perform on the Titanic, and duly boards the ship. It sets sail, and every night until it's sinking he performs to the amusement of the passengers.
Everything is going well on first night, until he realises that one of the parrots he brought with him has the annoying tendency to give away his tricks. So, for example, when he's in the middle of a card trick, the parrot would squawk "IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE! IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE!", or when the magician was holding a top-hat the bird would shreik, "IT'S DOWN HIS TROUSERS! IT'S DOWN HIS TROUSERS!!". This infuriated the magician but delighted the audience.
So, one fateful night, the Titanic struck the iceberg, and was doomed to a watery grave. The magician managed to escape; bobbing around in the water for a bit, he saw an empty lifeboat and swam towards it. On he got, and he lay there - utterly exhausted - for several hours. He eventually fell asleep.
When he woke up, the first thing he saw was a shadowy creature on the bow of the lifeboat. Clearing his eyes, he saw that it was of course the highly annoying parrot.
Magician and parrot stared at each other for a few tense, wordless minutes.
The magician would be damned if he was to share the boat with this avian hooligan.
It was to his eternal surprise, then, when the bird looked around a bit, and said in the quietest voice possible: "All right, I give up. Where's the ship?" |
TheButcherPete
Specter Syndicate
CORE Alliance
170
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Posted - 2012.05.18 18:11:00 -
[2298] - Quote
I really enjoy boobies
My moncole doubles as a cigarette lighter, a flashlight, a laser and x-ray goggles.
If you haven't noticed yet, I'm in love with Punkturis. -á-á-á
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Gorki Andropov
Kerensky Initiatives
451
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Posted - 2012.05.18 18:13:00 -
[2299] - Quote
You're supposed to actively like all of the posts here, not just sit back and lie like some kind of passive forum-sponge ^^ |
Perramas
Pan Caldarian Ventures
247
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Posted - 2012.05.18 18:31:00 -
[2300] - Quote
One like to rule them all. |
TheButcherPete
Specter Syndicate
CORE Alliance
171
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Posted - 2012.05.18 18:40:00 -
[2301] - Quote
i r spunge
My moncole doubles as a cigarette lighter, a flashlight, a laser and x-ray goggles.
If you haven't noticed yet, I'm in love with Punkturis. -á-á-á
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Aina Sasaki
Red Core
Paradigm Shift Alliance
238
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Posted - 2012.05.19 03:50:00 -
[2302] - Quote
Perramas wrote:One like to rule them all.
One like to find them.
- Rei |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
1994
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Posted - 2012.05.19 03:50:00 -
[2303] - Quote
Wow, just gave out a bunch of 'Likes' to everyone in the last 8 pages of this thread.
Cya all in-game. |
Aina Sasaki
Red Core
Paradigm Shift Alliance
238
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Posted - 2012.05.19 03:55:00 -
[2304] - Quote
DeMichael Crimson wrote:Wow, just gave out a bunch of 'Likes' to everyone in the last 8 pages of this thread.
Cya all in-game.
I saw. Thanks! :D
- Rei |
Rose Hips
Zero Dot Zero
184
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Posted - 2012.05.19 05:19:00 -
[2305] - Quote
Do as I say... I order you!!! Don't even click "like" on my profile.
Show me how good a Mini slave you be and head my words!
Don't do it.
Forum signature removed by Empress Jamyl as instructed by God
Tò+püä jamyl sarum tÜçsÉÄpâ¬péñpâû |
Kaaeliaa
Ministry of War
41
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Posted - 2012.05.19 07:01:00 -
[2306] - Quote
Rose Hips wrote:
Do as I say... I order you!!! Don't even click "like" on my profile.
Show me how good a Mini slave you be and head my words!
Don't do it.
For whatever reason your avatar reminds me of Dr. Chakwas.
Like. |
Aina Sasaki
Red Core
Paradigm Shift Alliance
257
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Posted - 2012.05.19 07:27:00 -
[2307] - Quote
Kaaeliaa wrote:Rose Hips wrote:
Do as I say... I order you!!! Don't even click "like" on my profile.
Show me how good a Mini slave you be and head my words!
Don't do it.
For whatever reason your avatar reminds me of Dr. Chakwas. Like.
Since you mention it... I see it too. :o
- Rei |
Archimedes Eratosthenes
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
17
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Posted - 2012.05.19 07:28:00 -
[2308] - Quote
You were liked! |
Sarah Schneider
PonyWaffe
Test Alliance Please Ignore
96
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Posted - 2012.05.19 07:45:00 -
[2309] - Quote
Aina Sasaki wrote:Kaaeliaa wrote:Rose Hips wrote:
Do as I say... I order you!!! Don't even click "like" on my profile.
Show me how good a Mini slave you be and head my words!
Don't do it.
For whatever reason your avatar reminds me of Dr. Chakwas. Like. Since you mention it... I see it too. :o
yes yes. |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1171
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Posted - 2012.05.19 08:34:00 -
[2310] - Quote
DeMichael Crimson wrote:Wow, just gave out a bunch of 'Likes' to everyone in the last 8 pages of this thread.
Cya all in-game.
This. |
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