I love the goons just because of the amount of butt hurt they have caused you

It is also largely no suprise the lengths of manipulation Mittens will go to to scramble for votes. Nor I imagine is the idea that alts posting in favour of Mittens to eek out support he needs:

Hahah it has been confirmed 100% that U mad.

EVE, not EvE

GëívGëí, not EVE.

Ooh whats the alt number or symbol for that plz Tippia?

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Delusional rant

Ooh whats the alt number or symbol for that plz Tippia?

It has been confirmed 100% already EvE as a whole is being controlled by a few griefers, developers have been bought/indoctrinated and sadly the end is near

- Goonswarm couldnt fight motherships so they contacted their developers and go then nerfed to have no role at all in game, it didnt matetr people spend years upon eyars with skills and cash to buy one.

- Goonswarm couldnt fight titans so they specially told the developers within their corporations that titans needed to go and they proposed some totally ******** changes its fine for 1 million velator to kill a titan given time but its impossible a 150 billion ship to do anything to a rookie ship.

- Goonswarm ceo Mittguidotanni has publically said that will do all he can in order to polute the CSM and use it as a tool to make his side stronger without caring for the game a whole and CCP goonswarmd evs are perfectly happy to allow him to go on for years, eventho in most civilized world in politics you can go on forever.

- Goonswarm exploits the most broken and voerpowered mechanic in game, a mechanic that doesnt require years of training and expensive ships, the ALPHA which is terribly broken and the most boring feature in game sicne it rmeoves players without being able to do anything whatsoever, its needs to be gone ASAP.

- Goonswarm accounts shares all the time their stront alts called Redswarm and a number with 3 or 4 people tyring to log them at the same time, this ahs been reported multiple times yet CCP has done nothing about it.

- Goonswarm developers have slowly made all capital ships useless, completly useless in this game in order to give goonswarm a chance even when they have around 40,000 people in their alliance

- Goonswarm developers have slowly but without stop made the game that it was anounced was alwas outnumbered but never outganned a moot point, quality isnt there anymore in this game it doesnt matter hwo long you been playing only how many mongrels you have playing that can press F1


In order to prevent the death of EvE as the game we know and love i propose:

- Inmediate layoff of CCP greyscale, its obvious he belogns to Goonswarm and is causign a great harm to our game.

- Inmediate IP range ban and ahrdware numbers of The Mittani for all the harm he has caused and planned to cause the game

- Full Investigation of ALL CCP developers in order to see if they have any kind of conection even if its a loose one to any Goonswarm memebrs and when found the instant layoff



This is an URGENT matter that should be resolved ASAP

you do realsize they're shooting themselves in the foot lately.

So much butthurt

Pity the Goonswarm trolls are trying to hide this behind a courtain yet none is able tor efute anything and CCP hides behind the courtain

Op, you just scratched the surface.

Rumor has it that both Mittani and Hilmar Petursson are members of Skull and Bones. Please be careful, dig to deep and wind up in a ditch.

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you!

Pity the Goonswarm trolls are trying to hide this behind a courtain yet none is able tor efute anything and CCP hides behind the courtain

Inmediate layoff of CCP greyscale, its obvious he belogns to Goonswarm and is causign a great harm to our game.

I've thought about my post long and hard (like my dongue) and the only reply I can come up with that encapsulates how I feel about this situation is:

U MAD U MAD U MAD

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Gëí Gëí Gëí Gëí

In other news... Tin spiking due to massive demand of tinfoil manufacturers who cannot keep up with the tinfoil hat manufacture, thus tinfoil hats are spiking even harder!

I have spiky tin foil hats for sale, see my sig... actually not tin foil but close enough

ALL HAIL MITTGUIDOTANNI, THE KING OF SPACE

It has been confirmed 100% already EvE as a whole is being controlled by a few griefers

Please provide CCP-backed up evidence compiled by a reliable third-party source.

Keep reading the post my friend and you will see the empyrical proofs, and rememebr your ead it here first!

OP forgot to mention that goons are also to blame for global warming and the potato famine. :rollseyes:

I wish the Clusterfuck wasn't the only group of players in the game that actually cares about balance. Rather than quietly sitting on whatever one shot win button they've discovered. The only folks complaining about the Titan nerf are those that are too selfish to see the good this will bring.

Its not like the Clusterfuck combined has one of the largest fleets of Super Capitals in the game, which are also going to get nerfed alongside everyone else.

It is true, we did not care for massive capital fleets that are unbreakable except by other larger capital fleets. We have pushed for changes that make the game more balanced, as previous generations of players have done before us.

We have a large capital fleet, we just don't like to use it because then our newbies in rifters cannot come along. Without our constant influx of newbie rifters, we would not be the corporation we are today. We have to consider the casual player from time to time, and anyone who can afford a titan or super cap is not a 'casual player', by and large.

We use the alpha strike of the Maelstrom to overcome the logistics logjam that exists in major fleet fights. If you were posting with your main, then maybe I could guess how many of those you've attended. If you ever watched the old videos of previous Tournament fights, fights where both fleets can tank the other is boring and makes for poor gameplay. Of course, one side having an 'I win' button is also boring. Have to keep eve interesting.

This is mainly what Goonswarm is about. Keeping Eve interesting. We are trying to keep the game we like alive rather than letting it die a slow death like so many other MMOs out there. If it's not interesting, this game dies, and our fun dies with it.

This game will only survive if it takes care of tis veterans, new player influx will NEVER happen.

We just had a very successful newbee drive.

CCP Is making this game into soemthign they said they would never: Whoeever has the biggest blob wins,

I got through half of the first point started laughing and posted this message.

ALL HAIL GOON OVERLORDS AND MAY OUR DEAR LEADER THE MITTANI (AKA Ultraviolet Thunder, Immortal Master of Eagles) BRING TOTALHELLDEATH TO ALL IN GOONS PATH

You are wrong, titans allowed smaller but more skill intensive alliances able to defend and compete with the huge nap-fest, blue infested huge 40k people coalitions, now this option has been totally negated and the game loses one extra layer of strategy to the bare numbers.

You may beliebe the propaganda you are fed by the guido but can you ask yourself why he doesnt talk anymroe about:

- Technetium nerf
- Drake nerf
- Alha making anything else pointless

You are wrong, titans allowed smaller but more skill intensive alliances able to defend and compete with the huge nap-fest, blue infested huge 40k people coalitions, now this option has been totally negated and the game loses one extra layer of strategy to the bare numbers.

You may beliebe the propaganda you are fed by the guido but can you ask yourself why he doesnt talk anymroe about:

- Technetium nerf
- Drake nerf
- Alha making anything else pointless

Hahah it has been confirmed 100% that U mad.

CCP Is making this game into soemthign they said they would never: Whoeever has the biggest blob wins, doesnt matter quality or skill only numbers, the game has been dumb below WoW levels, whoever has the most people wins.

And here we have another lie after lie, Goonswarm doesnt want to keep the game interesting, Goonswarm seeks toa ctively destroy EvE

I'm not so worried about one mad person. What scares me is there are three more like him that "Liked" his forum post.

Mittguidotanni

Now why on earth would the Goons want to destroy EVE? No where else is such a steady source of butt hurt tears so readily available.

You gotta give The Mittani credit, most players are limited to harvesting tears from one bear at a time while he's managed to turn it into a wholesale activity

I think it was CCP Sreegs who stated that "Goons aren't interested in ruining THE game, they want to ruin YOUR game

CCP Is making this game into soemthign they said they would never: Whoeever has the biggest blob wins, doesnt matter quality or skill only numbers, the game has been dumb below WoW levels, whoever has the most people wins.

access to furture stuff even though there is a NDA with the CSM they are magically geared up to take advantage of the NERF

IMHO the announced NERF is going to be blamed on CCP & GOONs collaboration since goons have access to furture stuff even though there is a NDA with the CSM they are magically geared up to take advantage of the NERF & will end on top unfairly. Its does stink o conspiracy doesn't it?

Yeah because up until today we only fielded huge fleets of supercaps...

Goonswarm couldnt fight motherships so they contacted their developers and go then nerfed to have no role at all in game, it didnt matetr people spend years upon eyars with skills and cash to buy one.

- Inmediate layoff of CCP greyscale, its obvious he belogns to Goonswarm and is causign a great harm to our game.

Seriously screw you Homeworld 2, that **** is bullshit.

Okay.. let me get this right. First OP says something along the lines of "A new player influx will never happen in EVE" then goes on to say that only numbers matter and that enough newbies in rifters can kill anything (Wah wah the blob). Which is it..? If there is no influx of new players, where would all these newbies in Rifters COME from?

I will give you this. I think that CCP is bending an ear and listening very carefully to what those in Goonswarm and TEST have to say. They would be monumentally stupid not to. When it comes to recruiting, both organizations have exactly the same ideas and both run neck and neck for some of the best new player training methods and materials in the game. You are talking tens of thousands of new players who have been brought in by Dreddit and Goonswarm alone. Lets just think about that. 10,000 *NEW* accounts is $149,500 a year in NEW revenue from subscriptions alone. Of course, between TEST and Goons over the last two years, far more than 10,000 new accounts have been created. A great many more. Dreddit alone gets between 200 and 500 applications a month, the vast majority from low SP characters who have just started or just re-subbed after a long absence. That means that TEST and Goons represent a increasing revenue stream for CCP.

With that kind of money on the line, you are really surprised that CCP takes a good hard look at the concerns raised by those new customers? Vets on the other hand, either are so engaged and have so much invested in the game that they are likely never to leave, or they get bitter or old or simply not interested so they stop playing. That is a player retention issue. As EVE continues to grow, obviously new player activations out weigh player churn. Vets are also less likely to buy ISK through the Plex system, so while they may get the requisite monthly fee from those accounts one way or the other, they are unlikely upsell them on other products available from CCP.

This is simply CCP listening to their customer base. TEST and Goons are very lucky to have a advocate such as Mittens, but you must realize that Mittens does what any good leader does: he finds out what his constituents want, and then he gets out in front and leads them there. He is very good at what he does, and he has the time and the energy to devote to his cause. There is no conspiracy here, just plain old good business sense and one extremely talented leader who knows how to get his constituents agenda actioned.

Actually that's just the beginning of the conspiracy. GOONS not only control CCP they control much more. CCP actually controls all of Iceland which means they control the Icelandic Olympic Ski Team. The Icelandic Olympic Ski Team have cumulatively purchased all of the English Isles in 1987 which means they control England. The Declaration of Independence was never verified in a court of law meaning that America is still under English control which means they have access to the CIA which is in control of the Men in Black who have successfully overthrown the Zoobadian government at Alpha Centauri and have stolen their spaceships in order to take over the rest of the world!

Sadly your logic is msot flawed, up until now not many people dared or ahd the strenght to poss a threat to Goonswarm/Test/Pets 40k man coallition, these few entities kept the state of 0.0 balanced one not being able to kill the other which kept the game dynamic and fun. One titans are nerfed there no single 0.0 entity capable of facing the Whole 40k man coallition hence it will grow and grow without any check which will in the future make the game unplayable and unfun.

If you dont understand this you know nothing about 0.0 and balance.

CCP has decided to shot themselves and break the fine balance that exited in 0.0, thansk god GW2 is comming.

GëívGëí, not EVE.

I hear Mittani also played an important roll in making the Subprime mortgage crisis happen

I love the goons just because of the amount of butt hurt they have caused you

THE GOONS ARE FUKIN IN AND YOU ARE FUKIN OUT -BY KENNY POWERS
WIS SHITCANNED
SUPERCAPS NERFED
TITANS NERFED
HISEC INCURSION IS NEXT
TREMBLE AND DESPAIR YOU MINDLESS RUNTS GRINDING FOR YOUR NEXT PLEX

I wish the Clusterfuck wasn't the only group of players in the game that actually cares about balance. Rather than quietly sitting on whatever one shot win button they've discovered. The only folks complaining about the Titan nerf are those that are too selfish to see the good this will bring.

Its not like the Clusterfuck combined has one of the largest fleets of Super Capitals in the game, which are also going to get nerfed alongside everyone else.

TEST has no titans~

And this thread is why i voted for mittens, i mean really, how boring would the forums be without these tinfoil hat threads?

i actually agree with the super nerf... they were way too overpowered.... now the fights are won by tactics not pwnmobiles.

I bet CCP is breathing a sigh of relief now.

My only issue with Mittani is the amount of product he uses in his hair.

Seriously, moderation is key.

i actually agree with the super nerf... they were way too overpowered.... now the fights are won by tactics not pwnmobiles with "i-win" buttons.

I get this feeling that the OP typed with clenched fists, tears streaming down his face. It would account for the typos littering his post.

+1 Goonswarm for the tears.

I love how goonswarm pets and other pubbies just say **** but none can refute any of my points

I love how goonswarm pets and other pubbies just say **** but none can refute any of my points

Empyrical evidence best evidence

CCP Is making this game into soemthign they said they would never: Whoeever has the biggest blob wins, doesnt matter quality or skill only numbers, the game has been dumb below WoW levels, whoever has the most people wins.

I hear stocks of foil are being bought up a record rates and the price of aluminium has gone through the roof.



Currently its who has the biggest Titan blob wins. Unfortunately there is no way to combat this so a very small minority of players current does whatever they please in EVE.

Besides, many of those Titans were not gained through honest means. Why reward people who break the EULA by allowing them to control the game.

I hear stocks of foil are being bought up a record rates and the price of aluminium has gone through the roof.



Currently its who has the biggest Titan blob wins. Unfortunately there is no way to combat this so a very small minority of players current does whatever they please in EVE.

Besides, many of those Titans were not gained through honest means. Why reward people who break the EULA by allowing them to control the game.

He mad.

I love how goonswarm pets and other pubbies just say **** but none can refute any of my points

- Goonswarm couldnt fight titans so they specially told the developers within their corporations that titans needed to go and they proposed some totally ******** changes its fine for 1 million velator to kill a titan given time but its impossible a 150 billion ship to do anything to a rookie ship.

Rightly or wrongly that is a conclusion almost all in Eve can come to. I actually don't care 1 way or the other since I've never felt particularly threatened by goons ( I almost joined them but looked at thier fleet doctortines & my trainning & decided against it for some UNOBVIOUS reasons ) & always saw thru their scams & laughed but with the Titan nerf announced the refrain:
" CCP should just make it so titans cant lock maelstroms and drakes and just get this over with. " seems justified.
With the current CSM elections going the way they seem to be unless everyone starts voting against MITTENS in a unified fashion I think this perception that CCP has a hard on for goons is just going to grow
If you can't sell your Titan in the next month consider recycling it for minerals if CCP REALLYSCREWS THE POOCH and implements a bounty system for drones creating the HYPER INFLATION OF MINERALS

Regardless of how plausible I'd like to believe in it there's certain limits regarding CCP professionalism that I can't accept without concrete evidence.

It has been confirmed 100% already EvE as a whole is being controlled by a few griefers, developers have been bought/indoctrinated and sadly the end is near

- Goonswarm couldnt fight motherships so they contacted their developers and go then nerfed to have no role at all in game, it didnt matetr people spend years upon eyars with skills and cash to buy one.

- Goonswarm couldnt fight titans so they specially told the developers within their corporations that titans needed to go and they proposed some totally ******** changes its fine for 1 million velator to kill a titan given time but its impossible a 150 billion ship to do anything to a rookie ship.

- Goonswarm ceo Mittguidotanni has publically said that will do all he can in order to polute the CSM and use it as a tool to make his side stronger without caring for the game a whole and CCP goonswarmd evs are perfectly happy to allow him to go on for years, eventho in most civilized world in politics you can go on forever.

- Goonswarm exploits the most broken and voerpowered mechanic in game, a mechanic that doesnt require years of training and expensive ships, the ALPHA which is terribly broken and the most boring feature in game sicne it rmeoves players without being able to do anything whatsoever, its needs to be gone ASAP.

- Goonswarm accounts shares all the time their stront alts called Redswarm and a number with 3 or 4 people tyring to log them at the same time, this ahs been reported multiple times yet CCP has done nothing about it.

- Goonswarm developers have slowly made all capital ships useless, completly useless in this game in order to give goonswarm a chance even when they have around 40,000 people in their alliance

- Goonswarm developers have slowly but without stop made the game that it was anounced was alwas outnumbered but never outganned a moot point, quality isnt there anymore in this game it doesnt matter hwo long you been playing only how many mongrels you have playing that can press F1


In order to prevent the death of EvE as the game we know and love i propose:

- Inmediate layoff of CCP greyscale, its obvious he belogns to Goonswarm and is causign a great harm to our game.

- Inmediate IP range ban and ahrdware numbers of The Mittani for all the harm he has caused and planned to cause the game

- Full Investigation of ALL CCP developers in order to see if they have any kind of conection even if its a loose one to any Goonswarm memebrs and when found the instant layoff



This is an URGENT matter that should be resolved ASAP

Really....you went there. Lmao.

lol you can't go there without saying the name of the player/ex-CCP employee whom can't be said in forums due to censorship which was the reason that the CSM was created

Kugutsu... Kugutsu... Kugutsu...

you almost expect him to appear.

Kugutsu... Kugutsu... Kugutsu...

you almost expect him to appear.

Ive heard the icelandic government is directly controlled by goonswarm. You confirm?

Planet 3, Moon 1 in TN-T you will find the Goonswarm jumpbridge used by CCP to freight in all the free plex they give to thier favorite Alliance. Be warned, it's protected by Velators.

ALL HAIL MITTGUIDOTANNI, THE KING OF SPACE

Mittguidotanni