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Neth'Rae
Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.30 22:22:00 -
[61]
Edited by: Neth''Rae on 30/07/2008 22:25:03
Originally by: Tarminic But if a woman comes at you and she's as strong as you are, then I'd say hitting is justifiable. 
Should be np then since we're all skinny geeks with glasses rite? :D
Actually, put on a pair of glasses and everything will be solved, men can't hit woman, but no one can hit people with glasses on so it will be like a mexican standoff.. 
Hm, women with glasses, their like immune to any form of damage, nerf! 
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Spaztick
Canadian Imperial Armaments EVESpace
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Posted - 2008.07.30 23:24:00 -
[62]
Thread hijack.
Why is it that abortion is legal but killing a pregnant woman is double homicide? Is it a baby or not? But seriously, more people should have some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post. |

Highwind Cid
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Posted - 2008.07.30 23:24:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Beat her terribly with a burlap sack full of oranges.
I thought a pillowcase full of doorknobs would do the trick. But yours sounds tastier.
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Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.07.30 23:41:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Neth'Rae Edited by: Neth''Rae on 30/07/2008 17:37:50
Originally by: Verone
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Spaztick
Originally by: Tarminic Dude...if your GF actually hits you, smack her back! 
fix'd
My solution ends with being single. Your solution ends with you and your GF sitting in the back of a cop car. 
His solution also ends with him being branded a woman beating moron.
A woman-beating-man beating a man-beating-moron-woman rather? 
edit: actually they would both be morons :P
and who would the police belive..
I know, I'm an ex-military police... Always the girls that get the sympathy.. ________________________ I'M POOR
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Kalahari Wayrest
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
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Posted - 2008.07.31 00:53:00 -
[65]
Edited by: Kalahari Wayrest on 31/07/2008 00:53:36 Don't think I'm going to get into the moral and political mine field of spousal abuse and violence/reciprocal violence (which is a seperate issue from the OP)
Quote: Originally by: Victor Valka
Quote:put it in her butt.
Originally by: Kalahari WayrestEdited by: Kalahari Wayrest on 30/07/2008 19:11:54 Uhm. I think everyones coming from a good place, i.e being supportive[...]
Does not compute! Laughing
(Sorry. I'll go sit in the corner now. Embarassed )
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yeah I was kind of excluding the "put it in her butt", "beat her with oranges" and other posts and meant the vaguely serious replies Ignoring those kind of comments is like...forum 101 survival guide for me so I just took that for granted 
(I think in general there is a whole kind of macho bros before hos, male camaraderie vibe to this thread to make the OP feel better, which in some ways is actually quite sweet if not particularly balanced)
__________________________ Indulge Me Consider Yourself Indulged - Immy ♥ Wow immy scored - Xorus
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ivar R'dhak
STK Scientific
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Posted - 2008.07.31 01:26:00 -
[66]
I say anybody with the name Ghaylente deserves what fate has in store for him.
So yeah, treat her like a princess and apologize profusely to her whenever she accuses you of imagined or actual(very rare) wrongdoings. Under no circumstance dare to raise your voice at her when she starts yelling. And for the sake of everything holy don¦t ever stop saying Yes Dear after every whimsical wish she states.
This way you¦ll experience womanity at it¦s best.  _ Mal-`Appears we got here just in a nick of time. What does that make us?¦ Zoe-¦Big damn heroes sir.¦ Mal-¦Aint we just.¦ |

Neeros
Caldari NailorTech Industries Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.07.31 02:27:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Yoshimako if someone really goes for you, then you go back, with equal force. Man or woman. If a woman really goes for, and i mean really goes for you not slapping, then I can't see how anyone can brand you a woman beating moron.
Women are all after equal rights surely this is all part and parcel? 
Except men, on average, hit a lot harder than women. Equal force, when it comes to dealing with a woman attacking you, means that you restrain her without actually beating the crap out of her.
But if a woman comes at you and she's as strong as you are, then I'd say hitting is justifiable. 
LOL Oh man, I personally know three women who are all of petite size that really and i mean really know how to fight, if one of them came me seriously trying to hurt me I would have no problem whatsoever throwing full punches myself (or risk getting my head knocked off )
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ivar R'dhak
STK Scientific
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Posted - 2008.07.31 02:34:00 -
[68]
Plus the ALWAYS fight as dirty as possible. Your balls are permanent primaries. _ Mal-`Appears we got here just in a nick of time. What does that make us?¦ Zoe-¦Big damn heroes sir.¦ Mal-¦Aint we just.¦ |

Felix Drago
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Posted - 2008.07.31 10:09:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Kaeten
Originally by: Neth'Rae Edited by: Neth''Rae on 30/07/2008 17:37:50
Originally by: Verone
His solution also ends with him being branded a woman beating moron.
A woman-beating-man beating a man-beating-moron-woman rather? 
edit: actually they would both be morons :P
and who would the police belive..
I know, I'm an ex-military police... Always the girls that get the sympathy..
The UK gov't is planning on passing a law that will pretty much mean it's ok for a woman to kill her partner if he is abusive. Telegraph link. When you have the head of the women's refuge in the UK on the news saying it's a bad idea, you know something's gotta be wrong.
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Wil Smithx
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Posted - 2008.07.31 10:42:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Neth'Rae Edited by: Neth''Rae on 30/07/2008 22:25:03
Originally by: Tarminic But if a woman comes at you and she's as strong as you are, then I'd say hitting is justifiable. 
Should be np then since we're all skinny geeks with glasses rite? :D
Actually, put on a pair of glasses and everything will be solved, men can't hit woman, but no one can hit people with glasses on so it will be like a mexican standoff.. 
Hm, women with glasses, their like immune to any form of damage, nerf! 
When I was back in school my friend took a kids glasses off before he punched him...
It was the funiest thing to see.
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YouGotRipped
Ewigkeit
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Posted - 2008.07.31 10:44:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Wil Smithx
Originally by: Neth'Rae Edited by: Neth''Rae on 30/07/2008 22:25:03
Originally by: Tarminic But if a woman comes at you and she's as strong as you are, then I'd say hitting is justifiable. 
Should be np then since we're all skinny geeks with glasses rite? :D
Actually, put on a pair of glasses and everything will be solved, men can't hit woman, but no one can hit people with glasses on so it will be like a mexican standoff.. 
Hm, women with glasses, their like immune to any form of damage, nerf! 
When I was back in school my friend took a kids glasses off before he punched him...
It was the funiest thing to see.
What you don't know is that later the teacher took your friend's pants off before slapping him.
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Wil Smithx
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Posted - 2008.07.31 10:45:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Felix Drago
Originally by: Kaeten
Originally by: Neth'Rae Edited by: Neth''Rae on 30/07/2008 17:37:50
Originally by: Verone
His solution also ends with him being branded a woman beating moron.
A woman-beating-man beating a man-beating-moron-woman rather? 
edit: actually they would both be morons :P
and who would the police belive..
I know, I'm an ex-military police... Always the girls that get the sympathy..
The UK gov't is planning on passing a law that will pretty much mean it's ok for a woman to kill her partner if he is abusive. Telegraph link. When you have the head of the women's refuge in the UK on the news saying it's a bad idea, you know something's gotta be wrong.
NOOO don't nerf men abusing woman! Women will be OP!
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Antodias
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.07.31 11:24:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Kaeten and who would the police belive..
I know, I'm an ex-military police... Always the girls that get the sympathy..
This. If a women hits you, and you hit her back, saying "Well she hit me first" will generally not go down well if the police get involved.
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Neth'Rae
Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.31 11:53:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Antodias
Originally by: Kaeten and who would the police belive..
I know, I'm an ex-military police... Always the girls that get the sympathy..
This. If a women hits you, and you hit her back, saying "Well she hit me first" will generally not go down well if the police get involved.
Depends on who gets the black eye 
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.31 13:46:00 -
[75]
Originally by: ivar R'dhak I say anybody with the name Ghaylente deserves what fate has in store for him.
So yeah, treat her like a princess and apologize profusely to her whenever she accuses you of imagined or actual(very rare) wrongdoings. Under no circumstance dare to raise your voice at her when she starts yelling. And for the sake of everything holy don¦t ever stop saying Yes Dear after every whimsical wish she states.
This way you¦ll experience womanity at it¦s best. 
In case anyone doesn't know, this is actually a terrible idea. ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |

Slanty McGarglefist
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Posted - 2008.07.31 13:50:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: ivar R'dhak I say anybody with the name Ghaylente deserves what fate has in store for him.
So yeah, treat her like a princess and apologize profusely to her whenever she accuses you of imagined or actual(very rare) wrongdoings. Under no circumstance dare to raise your voice at her when she starts yelling. And for the sake of everything holy don¦t ever stop saying Yes Dear after every whimsical wish she states.
This way you¦ll experience womanity at it¦s best. 
In case anyone doesn't know, this is actually a terrible idea.
The end result of this "strategy" is women who nag their husbands constantly because the men lost or had no balls. __________________________________________________
Originally by: CCP Wrangler No
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.31 13:53:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Slanty McGarglefist
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: ivar R'dhak I say anybody with the name Ghaylente deserves what fate has in store for him.
So yeah, treat her like a princess and apologize profusely to her whenever she accuses you of imagined or actual(very rare) wrongdoings. Under no circumstance dare to raise your voice at her when she starts yelling. And for the sake of everything holy don¦t ever stop saying Yes Dear after every whimsical wish she states.
This way you¦ll experience womanity at it¦s best. 
In case anyone doesn't know, this is actually a terrible idea.
The end result of this "strategy" is women who nag their husbands constantly because the men lost or had no balls.
That's the best case scenario. Worst case is that she dumps your ass for being an insincere, patronizing pushover. Which you are at that point.  ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |

Dihania
Gallente SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.07.31 13:55:00 -
[78]
THIS:
Originally by: Tarminic Edited by: Tarminic on 29/07/2008 22:23:21
Originally by: Spaztick Sounds like she's being selfish. Make it clear you need some time to yourself as well as time with her.
This.
Communication is the foundation of a good relationship, if you're going out with her you need to be prepared to say things that she might not want to hear. Tell her what you just told us - that you need to have time to yourself and your friends too and that by not respecting that she's pushing you away. If she acts mature about it (may or may not happen), then problem solved and you can constructively come up with some rules about time to yourself or with your friends.
If not, then you need to re-evaluate your relationship and ask yourself if you're really happy like this. If you are, then no harm done. If you aren't, then it's time to find yourself a new girlfriend.
AND THIS:
Originally by: Imran put it in her butt.
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ivar R'dhak
STK Scientific
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Posted - 2008.07.31 17:20:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Wil Smithx
Originally by: Felix Drago
Originally by: Kaeten
Originally by: Neth'Rae Edited by: Neth''Rae on 30/07/2008 17:37:50
Originally by: Verone
His solution also ends with him being branded a woman beating moron.
A woman-beating-man beating a man-beating-moron-woman rather? 
edit: actually they would both be morons :P
and who would the police belive..
I know, I'm an ex-military police... Always the girls that get the sympathy..
The UK gov't is planning on passing a law that will pretty much mean it's ok for a woman to kill her partner if he is abusive. Telegraph link. When you have the head of the women's refuge in the UK on the news saying it's a bad idea, you know something's gotta be wrong.
NOOO don't nerf men abusing woman! Women will be OP!
Congratulations for buying into blatant feminist anti-male propaganda. Leave your mancard at the exit plz.
Domestic abuse isn¦t wieghed towards one gender. Man and woman abuse each other equally. It¦s just the men who don¦t report it. _ Mal-`Appears we got here just in a nick of time. What does that make us?¦ Zoe-¦Big damn heroes sir.¦ Mal-¦Aint we just.¦ |

ivar R'dhak
STK Scientific
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Posted - 2008.07.31 17:27:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Slanty McGarglefist
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: ivar R'dhak I say anybody with the name Ghaylente deserves what fate has in store for him.
So yeah, treat her like a princess and apologize profusely to her whenever she accuses you of imagined or actual(very rare) wrongdoings. Under no circumstance dare to raise your voice at her when she starts yelling. And for the sake of everything holy don¦t ever stop saying Yes Dear after every whimsical wish she states.
This way you¦ll experience womanity at it¦s best. 
In case anyone doesn't know, this is actually a terrible idea.
The end result of this "strategy" is women who nag their husbands constantly because the men lost or had no balls.
That's the best case scenario. Worst case is that she dumps your ass for being an insincere, patronizing pushover. Which you are at that point. 
You actually got it back a$$ward. Her dumping him would return his balls to his rightful place and he hopefully would have learned a lifelesson. A lesson many men don¦t get till their death. _ Mal-`Appears we got here just in a nick of time. What does that make us?¦ Zoe-¦Big damn heroes sir.¦ Mal-¦Aint we just.¦ |
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.31 17:36:00 -
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Originally by: ivar R'dhak You actually got it back a$$ward. Her dumping him would return his balls to his rightful place and he hopefully would have learned a lifelesson. A lesson many men don¦t get till their death.
Or we could tell him the correct method and he won't have to waste his time and effort in a shitty, unhappy relationship until he gets dumped.  ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |

ivar R'dhak
STK Scientific
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Posted - 2008.07.31 17:42:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: ivar R'dhak You actually got it back a$$ward. Her dumping him would return his balls to his rightful place and he hopefully would have learned a lifelesson. A lesson many men don¦t get till their death.
Or we could tell him the correct method and he won't have to waste his time and effort in a shitty, unhappy relationship until he gets dumped. 
What do you think would be the odds for that actually working? Uhm, his name is Ghaylente, just for a reminder. 
_ Mal-`Appears we got here just in a nick of time. What does that make us?¦ Zoe-¦Big damn heroes sir.¦ Mal-¦Aint we just.¦ |

Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.31 17:46:00 -
[83]
Originally by: ivar R'dhak
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: ivar R'dhak You actually got it back a$$ward. Her dumping him would return his balls to his rightful place and he hopefully would have learned a lifelesson. A lesson many men don¦t get till their death.
Or we could tell him the correct method and he won't have to waste his time and effort in a shitty, unhappy relationship until he gets dumped. 
What do you think would be the odds for that actually working? Uhm, his name is Ghaylente, just for a reminder. 
Well, we could at least have said that we tried. ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |

ivar R'dhak
STK Scientific
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Posted - 2008.07.31 17:50:00 -
[84]
Optimist. _ Mal-`Appears we got here just in a nick of time. What does that make us?¦ Zoe-¦Big damn heroes sir.¦ Mal-¦Aint we just.¦ |

Pwett
Minmatar QUANT Corp. QUANT Hegemony
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Posted - 2008.07.31 19:27:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Tarminic Communication is the foundation of a good relationship,
Oh Tarminic, you are such a cad! _______________ Pwett CEO, Founder, & Executor <Q> QUANT Hegemony
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.31 19:47:00 -
[86]
Yup, sounds like pretty much every woman I've ever dated. There are various stages they often try to get their way.
Moody Offering you a good time Crying Implying that you are the selfish one Temper tantrums Threatening to leave you
There's a load more but if you actually want a quiet life where you have the enjoyment of doing what and when you please, stay single. If you want someone who tells you what to do, where to go, when to do it and goes into one when you don't do her bidding, you're on the right path already.
Women, you can't live with them but surprisingly, you can easily live without them.
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Ryysa
Paisti Paisti Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.07.31 20:39:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Dantes Revenge Yup, sounds like pretty much every woman I've ever dated. There are various stages they often try to get their way.
Moody Offering you a good time Crying Implying that you are the selfish one Temper tantrums Threatening to leave you
There's a load more but if you actually want a quiet life where you have the enjoyment of doing what and when you please, stay single. If you want someone who tells you what to do, where to go, when to do it and goes into one when you don't do her bidding, you're on the right path already.
Women, you can't live with them but surprisingly, you can easily live without them.
There is a simple cure for that. Get a girl who has grown up mostly around guys (and I mean from an early age) and you will have a lot less of the typical female problems.
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.31 21:01:00 -
[88]
Edited by: Tarminic on 31/07/2008 21:01:16
Originally by: Ryysa There is a simple cure for that. Get a girl who has grown up
Fixed.  ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |

Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.31 21:02:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Pwett
Originally by: Tarminic Communication is the foundation of a good relationship,
Oh Tarminic, you are such a cad!
Say what you want, but it's true.  ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |

Ryysa
Paisti Paisti Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.07.31 21:08:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Tarminic Edited by: Tarminic on 31/07/2008 21:01:16
Originally by: Ryysa There is a simple cure for that. Get a girl who has grown up
Fixed. 
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