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i laughed my ass off at least :)

Alliance panel: Grown up kids who live with their parents who have no idea how to handle alcohol. Both embarrassing and depressing to watch.

Pity it went from an awesome Dust keynote presentation to a bunch of high school dropouts doing what high school dropouts do best.

Was more embarrassing than funny

I agree with the OP. It was not cool..

But at least I also found the WH guy presentation interesting.. about the others... well, pretty embarrassing.

I agree they were very uncouth, how dare they make their presentations about spaceship guilds anything but serious

Covering up for the glorious leader, eh?

Word of advice: Comedy is meant to be funny.

Covering up for the glorious leader, eh?

Word of advice: Comedy is meant to be funny.

any1 know of any restriction from CCP of frapsing the whole thing and throwing it up on youtube, well with an age restriction on the alliance panel obviously?

I was amused.

CCP Navigator namesearch please rename this thread to "pubbies.txt" TIA

the rest displayed america at its finest........

Test alliance ceo completely wasted. Disgraceful. I wouldn't let him back.

It will be uploaded in glorious HD by CCP in a few days/weeks anyway.

what did you expect from test and goons

I think the problem is that they're all allies.


CCP really needs to break up the panel a bit more, we got some good WH stuff, EVE uni, and then a solid block of CFC.

i could have it uploaded to the tube by the end of the night... just saying... bt im not sure if CCP would appreciate that tbh :P

Not enough OUTRAGE!

Can someone please list who each of these people were in game? I forget exactly but would like to send either a nice or nasty eve mail depending on how i felt to their presentation, not that it will do much, but id like to do it

From left to right:

Kelduum Revaan, ExookiZ, Kesper North, Sandslinger, michael boltonIII, DNSBLACK, The Mittani

From left to right:

Kelduum Revaan, ExookiZ, Kesper North, Sandslinger, michael boltonIII, DNSBLACK, The Mittani

From left to right:

Kelduum Revaan, ExookiZ, Kesper North, Sandslinger, michael boltonIII, DNSBLACK, The Mittani

I see - so you're into puerile, drunken teen humour from someone far too old to be spouting that kind of stuff?

From left to right:

Kelduum Revaan, ExookiZ, Kesper North, Sandslinger, michael boltonIII, DNSBLACK, The Mittani

I guess you guys missed the one part where Mitanni gave out the player's name, on live Eve TV no less, encouraging others to harass him even more to "kill himself". I'm also pretty sure he was implying this as IRL suicide.

What an awesome joke, I'm laughing my face off over here.

Grow up.

Hour before that panel Seleene said PL decided to stay away from this part of the show. Proves he knew exactly what kind of high school pubbies the goon bums are.

I like PL even more now and WH dude just rocked!

Delicious tears of rage.

i could have it uploaded to the tube by the end of the night... just saying... bt im not sure if CCP would appreciate that tbh :P

Yes PL is a very e-honourable imaginary spaceship organization

My god, if that's what Mittani is like, I'd hate to see what the goons who follow him are like in reality...

Alliance panel: Grown up kids who live with their parents who have no idea how to handle alcohol. Both embarrassing and depressing to watch.

Alliance Panel is highlight of the EVE calendar! (aside from maybe the alliance tournament and patch days)

this one was no exception, Laughing at the high sec carebear, Trolling everyone about Jove Space, alcohol, CSM chairman in a wizards hat, Come on. Do people really take their eve playing THAT Seriously?!!?

Come on, folks, we're better than that.

There's nothing about honor in my statement or his action. Never meant to be either. All I wrote was a simple observation that a smart guy did not want to stand next to few drunk kids that have issues with putting a sentence together. It would make him look ********.

Is CCP really allowing drinking during the daily presentations or are kids just getting drunk beforehand?

and these guys are supposed to be taken seriously by CCP

ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

breath

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

and our game is determined by these losers

hahahahhahahaahahahahaahahahahahaha

and relax.... shall i unsub now then

As soon as Fanfest opened, there was alcohol being sold.

Bunch of butthurt irrelevant turbonerds complaining about other nerds making speeches itt.

Eve uni was good, Gentleman's whatever guy was a gentleman, The wormhole dude was Awesome, anthems guy would be better with video... and then had to shut the feed off. So much swearing. Test alliance ceo completely wasted. Disgraceful. I wouldn't let him back.

Goons ruin everything.

Goons ruin everything.

If you can't drink yourself into a babbling drunken mess at a fan event for an internet spaceship game I don't know in what situation you can.

The guy who ran the TEST portion of the panel was ejected from the $100 charity dinner.

Goons ruin everything.

There is a video of them handing beers to people as they get off the plane.

I never got any damn plane beer!


I had to wait for the duty free and then the 50min bus journey to the hotel before i got any!

Petitioning that ****!

Someone scrub the hard drives of all archives of that broadcast! It must never be seen again! Destroy it with firey electro-magnets!

I somehow get the impression that people don't understand what we do here at fanfest.

It's basically four things:

1. Get drunk
2. Talk about eve-related ****
3. Get drunk.
4. Boast about our virtual accomplishments and the abject failure of our virtual victims
5. Get drunk.

If this deeply offends you, I suggest you don't come, don't pay, and sod off. In no particular order.

Even tho there drunk and acting like idiots I have to admit I could understand the CSMs better than the studdering Devs. relax devs and have a drink or two so I can understand you.

Tell us about the ethnic diversity that you observed.

The devs are from Holland and speak French. Cut them some slack.

Show your face, troll!

TEST had to take a bus? Goons all got limos...

Not talking bout there accent they've been studdering all day like there nervous.. All devs get that way at events like if they say the wrong thing they will get fired. Cant have them gettin drunk as the CSM but they need to loosen up a little.

Limos? I heard Mittens got a helicopter.

Watching the alliance panel now...

All the CSM people were supprisingly ontop of their facts and serious.

The bullshit only started after the AUDIENCE started asking questions, like "do you have any tattoos" and "willl you come lose your +5s with us in our wh" etc

Mittani specifically had some great points about how the csm is working with the skype channel, and about CCP's fail fleets encouraging them to update the overview etc.

Also his points about the Assembly Hall is correct. It gives players an illusion that never gets fulfilled. Its also redundant.


All i see in here is carebears hating because of the pvp'ers reputations. If you hate pvp you're playing the wrong game

who knew EVE had so many prissy uptight little girls playing

who knew EVE had so many prissy uptight little girls playing

not empty quoting here

EDIT: if i ask for pics of said little girls, will that start another threadnaught?

who knew EVE had so many prissy uptight little girls playing

who knew EVE had so many prissy uptight little girls playing

who knew EVE had so many prissy uptight little girls playing

This is an outrage

Panel members behaving in a manner completely contrary to the nature of the event

I expect Kelduum to conduct himself more appropriately in the future

Hour before that panel Seleene said PL decided to stay away from this part of the show. Proves he knew exactly what kind of high school pubbies the goon bums are.

I like PL even more now and WH dude just rocked!

Seleene was one row in front of me, you are and idiot.

This is funny coming from a guy belonging to a group called "True Apathy..."

Have goons/test sent out an alliance mail to rally support for their juvenile leaders? Guys, they acted like kids touching alcohol for the first time, the entire alliance discussion was like watching 'that drunk kid at the wedding'. My feelings about the alliances are irrelevant, I understand it's like a drinking holiday, and if they were drunk and amusing it'd be fine, but they were drunk, and awkward and embarrassing and so reminiscent of being about 13. If you're a spaceship nerd, just don't touch the sauce, cos you look like a ****.

I think you're just mad you can't by alcohol with your food stamps.

I think you're just mad you can't by alcohol with your food stamps.

Disgusting.

Disgusting and awesome are not mutually exclusive.

/me tempted to upload a photo of the bar in my house.

I see sarcasm is wasted on you.

Typical goon. Botch a troll alt post so that you look like nothing more than another nut poster on a board full of nut posters and then blame everyone else for not getting your "sarcasm." I am just so unsympathetic. 1/10.

Typical goon. Botch a troll alt post so that you look like nothing more than another nut poster on a board full of nut posters and then blame everyone else for not getting your "sarcasm." I am just so unsympathetic. 1/10.

People threatening suicide over space pixels deserve to be mocked.

Can we get a picture of your Ferrari and kickboxing girlfriend while you're at it?

Not a single bottle of real man's stuff like Pastis or JD's ??

Bunch of pubbies !!

I always considered JD a girls drink.

Making fun of someones fitting is one thing. Mocking them because they are going through a tough period in life and then playing the Social Darwinism card is entirely another.

Internet spaceships is not serious, nor should it be. This is.

Alliance panel: Grown up kids who live with their parents who have no idea how to handle alcohol. Both embarrassing and depressing to watch.

who knew EVE had so many prissy uptight little girls playing

What, mocking them for this is exactly what you should do.


Why are they playing video games when they're going through a rough spot? Why not just man up and go deal with their problems in the real world instead of trying to escape into a fictional one.

In fact, you acting like we should somehow pity those people actually makes you the bigger ******, its not my job to babysit, I don't come here to be a counselor.

Neither is it CCP's job, the "T" rating of the game hasn't been violated, as the actual fanfest isn't 'rated'.



Literally, you and your post and its expectations of other peoples morals makes you an idiot.

[quote=Ladie Harlot]People threatening suicide over space pixels deserve to be mocked.[/quote

Actually it doesn't

Drunk, swearing, not taking a game seriously is fine. I see no issues with that, not my cup of tea but to each their own
The issue I take with this was that the line between internet spaceships and real life has been crossed. It's one thing to be a jerk in the Eve Universe, it is cold and harsh after all. It's a completelt different thing to call for someones suicide on web TV watched by 1000s of viewers with the call for mass harrassment

CCP should have stepped up to the plate and nipped that one in the bud, but they didn't. Everyone needs to remember that this game is rated T currently, which means that several people on these boards and in game are under the age of 18. No problem with that, but CCP needs to keep an eye on laws like the Megan Meier Cyberbullying Prevention Act (H.R. 1966) less they find their U.S. players no longer have the ability to connect

Making fun of someones fitting is one thing. Mocking them because they are going through a tough period in life and then playing the Social Darwinism card is entirely another

Internet spaceships is not serious, nor should it be. This is.

When you have kids you'll figure it out.

You also missed my point about the Teen rating. What I said was because of the rating their are teens playing the game. What if this guy was an introverted 13 year old and Mittens said what he said? Herp derp you don't care. When you have kids you'll figure it out. If you already do I hope you're a better father than you're coming off on this thread.

I have 5 kids and I encourage them to endlessly mock anyone who takes internet pixels that seriously.

This "kindler, gentler" crap is why our society is as screwed up as it is, which is why I am teaching my children to be strong, seize what they want in life, and never forgot that life is too short to take online crap seriously.

So out of one ****** we get +5.
And people wonder why stupidity spreads so fast.

I fully expect your kids to be serving my kids lunch on their way to a business meeting..

It's okay though, everyone needs a place in society.

I have 5 kids and I encourage them to endlessly mock anyone who takes internet pixels that seriously.

This "kindler, gentler" crap is why our society is as screwed up as it is, which is why I am teaching my children to be strong, seize what they want in life, and never forgot that life is too short to take online crap seriously.

Covering up for the glorious leader, eh?

Word of advice: Comedy is meant to be funny.

I have 5 kids and I encourage them to endlessly mock anyone who takes internet pixels that seriously.

This "kindler, gentler" crap is why our society is as screwed up as it is, which is why I am teaching my children to be strong, seize what they want in life, and never forgot that life is too short to take online crap seriously.

Turn the tables around, and it would be no different if this was a "Goon" member going through a Real situation, and someone did it to them

You also missed my point about the Teen rating. What I said was because of the rating their are teens playing the game. What if this guy was an introverted 13 year old and Mittens said what he said? Herp derp you don't care. When you have kids you'll figure it out. If you already do I hope you're a better father than you're coming off on this thread.

Will someone please post the video!!

Hello I am Keith known as The Wis. I use to play this allot back in 2002 and then took a long break. Work got to be too much and then allot of hurricans etc. I am 47 and work with computer. Reparing them and TV and ATM machiens etc. I work for my self.
Also a little more about me. My wife likes that I can play this game. She misses these types of games. Over the past 5 years she has gone completly deaf and blind. So some times I need to drop everything to help her with something. I am also very mobel so I am online all the time. Even when driving.
Also an update my wife and I are now Divorced and no the game is that the reason for that.
If you would like to know more feel free to ask.
Thanks
Keith
The Wis

Eve uni was good, Gentleman's whatever guy was a gentleman, The wormhole dude was Awesome, anthems guy would be better with video... and then had to shut the feed off. So much swearing. Test alliance ceo completely wasted. Disgraceful. I wouldn't let him back.

Last I checked Montolio was the TEST alliance ceo, not MBIII.

Im a grandfather, how is it my responsibility to care for another mans child?

Where are his parents while he's crying his eyes out about killing himself in an internet space ship game?


Literally how dare you insinuate that its anybodies fault but the people in his real life.



So yes, I mock him, like I mock you, the well intentioned world grief counselor who would dare demand that the rest of the world uphold his raggedy overbearing belief structure.



If he's troubled, he has a family, he has people around him, and its their job to deal with it, not mine, not yours, not anybody elses, and yes, suicide is a pussies way out, I'd mock anybody considering it relentlessly, get it over with and stop wasting my air.

Disgusting.

And as society advances and the virtual aspects of our lives continue to blur with the RL aspects of life (if you don't see this already happening you aren't paying attention) your kids will eventually be hardwired to slowly be marginalized and fail!

We see potential employees already having to face explaining embarrassing Facebook posts and other online artifacts from social networking. You know there are going to be more cases like this:

Interviewer - "our company has a strong online culture, are you active in any online comminities?"

online game asshat - "Sure, I play Eve online, a have quiet a reputation there!"

Interviewer - "wow, I play Eve! what is your character name?"

online asshat - "I'm Snarfnoodle22!"

Interviewer (face suddenly seems to become much more serious) - "Snarf... yes you have quiet a reputation.. I know you very well in game - in fact so did my last two mining barges....."

Interviewer - "well, I think I have all I need to know, I'll get someone to walk you out..."

online asshat leaves, interviewer puts resume in shredder.......

I have had a number of conversations with folks that deny that acting like an asshat in game likely means if you had the restraints that real life enforces removed you'd be just as big an asshat in RL.

Seems like we saw a small demonstration of that at Fanfest!

Issler

Im a grandfather, how is it my responsibility to care for another mans child?

Where are his parents while he's crying his eyes out about killing himself in an internet space ship game?


Literally how dare you insinuate that its anybodies fault but the people in his real life.



So yes, I mock him, like I mock you, the well intentioned world grief counselor who would dare demand that the rest of the world uphold his raggedy overbearing belief structure.



If he's troubled, he has a family, he has people around him, and its their job to deal with it, not mine, not yours, not anybody elses, and yes, suicide is a pussies way out, I'd mock anybody considering it relentlessly, get it over with and stop wasting my air.

Typical goon. Botch a troll alt post so that you look like nothing more than another nut poster on a board full of nut posters and then blame everyone else for not getting your "sarcasm." I am just so unsympathetic. 1/10.

There is a video of them handing beers to people as they get off the plane.

If you were offended, don't watch.

The guy who ran the TEST portion of the panel was ejected from the $100 charity dinner.

The King of the Braindead held court? Gee. Glad I missed it.

Actually it doesn't.

Drunk, swearing, not taking a game seriously is fine. I see no issues with that, not my cup of tea but to each their own.
The issue I take with this was that the line between internet spaceships and real life has been crossed. It's one thing to be a jerk in the Eve Universe, it is cold and harsh after all. It's a completelt different thing to call for someones suicide on web TV watched by 1000s of viewers with the call for mass harrassment.

CCP should have stepped up to the plate and nipped that one in the bud, but they didn't. Everyone needs to remember that this game is rated T currently, which means that several people on these boards and in game are under the age of 18. No problem with that, but CCP needs to keep an eye on laws like the Megan Meier Cyberbullying Prevention Act (H.R. 1966) less they find their U.S. players no longer have the ability to connect.

Making fun of someones fitting is one thing. Mocking them because they are going through a tough period in life and then playing the Social Darwinism card is entirely another.

Internet spaceships is not serious, nor should it be. This is.

What, mocking them for this is exactly what you should do.


Why are they playing video games when they're going through a rough spot? Why not just man up and go deal with their problems in the real world instead of trying to escape into a fictional one.

In fact, you acting like we should somehow pity those people actually makes you the bigger ******, its not my job to babysit, I don't come here to be a counselor.

Neither is it CCP's job, the "T" rating of the game hasn't been violated, as the actual fanfest isn't 'rated'.



Literally, you and your post and its expectations of other peoples morals makes you an idiot.

[The rest of us see it as what it is: cowardice and sociopathy.

Where did you get your psychology degree?

Grenada. Mail order.

To all the lazy and impoverished in this thread who would like to have alcohol but believe they cannot because they only have food stamps, fear not! Alcohol can be made in your own home using simple household ingredients, many of which can be purchased using government issued food stamps.

Just take an old milk jug, fill it with juice concentrate, yeast, sugar, and water! Wait two weeks and you will have a nice wine that you can share with your friends! Thanks, government handouts!

Another Eve is serious - you can not make fun of any one or joke about anything regardless of how much you've drunk thread?