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Dufas
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Posted - 2004.06.30 16:51:00 -
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ok damn it this is 2 days of this and ive had enough...its taking 6 mins to fit a mod to a ship not to mention trying to jump somewhere....WTF...ore wont transfer...cans wont jettson and etc etc etc...where r these new nodes and this wonderful new hardware that kept us offline for a full day?
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Tease
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Posted - 2004.06.30 17:17:00 -
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Edited by: Tease on 30/06/2004 17:21:41
in with the fanboi-isms before the lock:
CCP is great and they are wonderful and if you are patient everything will be fixed and the devs are the best because they have a blog and writing games is really hard and other games have lag and outages sometimes too and Eve is better than breathing and people are too meen to the devs and TomB has a cute butt and I applied for isd so everything in eve is perfect and if you complain about anything there's something wrong with your brane and mining rawks! and soonÖ hehehehehehehe! and stop whining about the lag, CCP will fix it because CCP rules! can i have your stuff?
hmm, did I forget anything?
oh!
If you don't like it you should build your own mmorpg and see how easy it is!!
There, think I covered all of the inane responses you'll get when voicing your legitimate complaint..
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[2003.12.17 06:35:20] Corwin > Orvolle is .4? Doesn't that mean that it's
less than .5 ? and isn't .5 what starts the danger level?
[2003.12.30 07:15:50] Corwin > Tech 2, IE expanded cargo holds I, MIning
lasers 2, etc.... TL2 is being released all around you
[2003.12.30 07:21:20] Corwin > tech 2 is released to players. Some players
are busy researching the BPs before building stuff. Others are sitting on
the BPs making copies to make money off of them that way |
kieron
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Posted - 2004.06.30 17:39:00 -
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The hamsters that were powering the server were replaced by gerbils, but the upgrade didn't go as well as desired. We are thinking about replacing the gerbils with cats, but there are some logistical issues to take care of first.
On a more serious note, there have been some latch issues that the Devs and Server Team are working on. They have been trying to track down the issue since it came up and are making progress. Hopefully, there will be resolution soon.
kieron
Community Manager,
EVE Online
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cashman
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Posted - 2004.06.30 17:50:00 -
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Just reboot the server already.
Takes ages to log in, forum is slow as hell. Just fix it.
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agrizla
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Posted - 2004.06.30 18:03:00 -
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Well if nobody else is going to point the finger then I will. The problem over the last couple of days is the new transit put in by Clueless & Witless for Iceland Telecom. It is FUBAR'd and at this moment is dropping 17% the traffic sent through it.
I would have hoped that you would have learned from last year with the many and varied f*ckups that Clueless & Witless made, and perhaps considered moving to a provider who actually are capable of delivering what they promise. Obviously you're getting too good a deal to do that but do be aware that we your customers are getting seriously fed up of it.
*Clueless & Witless is what Cable & Wireless are known as in the trade  (for those of you wondering)...
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Vivus Mors
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Posted - 2004.06.30 18:09:00 -
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NO NO NO!!! you don't replace the Gerbils with cats, you put the cats behind the gerbils in their own "generator" running wheels, that way the cats will chase the gerbils generating more energy, and the gerbils will perpetually run away from the cats generating energy as well...
however, a better resolution yet is to set up a third generator running wheel with a dog in it, hence having something to perpetually scare the cat into running...
however, the only way I can think of keeping the dogs chasing the cats forever is to put a large tub behind them full of water and suds and keep threatening them with the word "bath"...
but regardless, that could triple your power in no time :D lol
all joking aside though, I do hope some remedy for the painfully bad lag is found soon, I can't mine or run missons, or do anything really because of the multiple minute delays in reaction to my inputs...
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For the price of one can of Quafe cola a day, you can adopt an Ewok... Please... think of the Ewoks... |
Nelix Trist
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Posted - 2004.07.01 01:34:00 -
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 Originally by: Vivus Mors
NO NO NO!!! you don't replace the Gerbils with cats, you put the cats behind the gerbils in their own "generator" running wheels, that way the cats will chase the gerbils generating more energy, and the gerbils will perpetually run away from the cats generating energy as well...
however, a better resolution yet is to set up a third generator running wheel with a dog in it, hence having something to perpetually scare the cat into running...
however, the only way I can think of keeping the dogs chasing the cats forever is to put a large tub behind them full of water and suds and keep threatening them with the word "bath"...
but regardless, that could triple your power in no time :D lol
all joking aside though, I do hope some remedy for the painfully bad lag is found soon, I can't mine or run missons, or do anything really because of the multiple minute delays in reaction to my inputs...
Brillent idea brarvo!
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Bad A*s Pilot / Rank 5 / SP: 1,000,000 of 1,300,000 |
Nelix Trist
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Posted - 2004.07.01 01:34:00 -
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Originally by: Vivus Mors
NO NO NO!!! you don't replace the Gerbils with cats, you put the cats behind the gerbils in their own "generator" running wheels, that way the cats will chase the gerbils generating more energy, and the gerbils will perpetually run away from the cats generating energy as well...
however, a better resolution yet is to set up a third generator running wheel with a dog in it, hence having something to perpetually scare the cat into running...
however, the only way I can think of keeping the dogs chasing the cats forever is to put a large tub behind them full of water and suds and keep threatening them with the word "bath"...
but regardless, that could triple your power in no time :D lol
all joking aside though, I do hope some remedy for the painfully bad lag is found soon, I can't mine or run missons, or do anything really because of the multiple minute delays in reaction to my inputs...
Brillent idea brarvo!
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Bad A*s Pilot / Rank 5 / SP: 1,000,000 of 1,300,000 |
Beringe
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Posted - 2004.07.01 02:36:00 -
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Originally by: agrizla
Well if nobody else is going to point the finger then I will. The problem over the last couple of days is the new transit put in by Clueless & Witless for Iceland Telecom.
The servers are in London.
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"My main griveance with the Caldari state was that once I had finished my work for them, they wanted me dead."
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Beringe
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Posted - 2004.07.01 02:36:00 -
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Originally by: agrizla
Well if nobody else is going to point the finger then I will. The problem over the last couple of days is the new transit put in by Clueless & Witless for Iceland Telecom.
The servers are in London.
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"My main griveance with the Caldari state was that once I had finished my work for them, they wanted me dead."
"No, it's none of your business." |
Karx Galaxus
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Posted - 2004.07.01 03:02:00 -
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Originally by: kieron
The hamsters that were powering the server were replaced by gerbils, but the upgrade didn't go as well as desired. We are thinking about replacing the gerbils with cats.
Ive heard rats work best.
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
the valliant only taste death but once. |
Karx Galaxus
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Posted - 2004.07.01 03:02:00 -
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Originally by: kieron
The hamsters that were powering the server were replaced by gerbils, but the upgrade didn't go as well as desired. We are thinking about replacing the gerbils with cats.
Ive heard rats work best.
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
the valliant only taste death but once. |
Haratu
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Posted - 2004.07.01 04:56:00 -
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Originally by: kieron
The hamsters that were powering the server were replaced by gerbils, but the upgrade didn't go as well as desired. We are thinking about replacing the gerbils with cats, but there are some logistical issues to take care of first.
i like it when the devs are try to befunny... makes the problems bearable.
I roleplay... there is this computer game called "Earth - The First Genesis" where i play a character in the early 21st century. |
Haratu
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Posted - 2004.07.01 04:56:00 -
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Originally by: kieron
The hamsters that were powering the server were replaced by gerbils, but the upgrade didn't go as well as desired. We are thinking about replacing the gerbils with cats, but there are some logistical issues to take care of first.
i like it when the devs are try to befunny... makes the problems bearable.
I roleplay... there is this computer game called "Earth - The First Genesis" where i play a character in the early 21st century. |
s4mp3r0r
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Posted - 2004.07.01 05:46:00 -
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Seconded, but please be more constructive than this.
Could you run "tracert" so you can actually see which hops are causing the problems.
Then submit your findings to CCP.
Programs like "Visualroute" are also quite handy. If we all do this, CCP doesnt have to find out themselves (if they dont know already, which I doubt  ).
Bjorn Borg :
Underwear is futile ! |
s4mp3r0r
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Posted - 2004.07.01 05:46:00 -
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Seconded, but please be more constructive than this.
Could you run "tracert" so you can actually see which hops are causing the problems.
Then submit your findings to CCP.
Programs like "Visualroute" are also quite handy. If we all do this, CCP doesnt have to find out themselves (if they dont know already, which I doubt ).
Bjorn Borg :
Underwear is futile ! |
Yamato
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Posted - 2004.07.01 06:25:00 -
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Originally by: Haratu
Originally by: kieron
The hamsters that were powering the server were replaced by gerbils, but the upgrade didn't go as well as desired. We are thinking about replacing the gerbils with cats, but there are some logistical issues to take care of first.
i like it when the devs are try to befunny... makes the problems bearable.
"try" being the key word. But, I guess they werent hired for thier comedic ability. heh, or am i wrong?
I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb. |
Yamato
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Posted - 2004.07.01 06:25:00 -
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Originally by: Haratu
Originally by: kieron
The hamsters that were powering the server were replaced by gerbils, but the upgrade didn't go as well as desired. We are thinking about replacing the gerbils with cats, but there are some logistical issues to take care of first.
i like it when the devs are try to befunny... makes the problems bearable.
"try" being the key word. But, I guess they werent hired for thier comedic ability. heh, or am i wrong?
I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb. |
Dufas
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Posted - 2004.07.01 07:24:00 -
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put some cheese on it
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Dufas
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Posted - 2004.07.01 07:24:00 -
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put some cheese on it
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Alastra
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Posted - 2004.07.01 07:43:00 -
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Originally by: Beringe
Originally by: agrizla
Well if nobody else is going to point the finger then I will. The problem over the last couple of days is the new transit put in by Clueless & Witless for Iceland Telecom.
The servers are in London.
This pretty much explains the lag issues if the servers are in London and the provider in Iceland.
Nuponi Nimedaz: "You're a pilot after my own heart, Alastra." |
Alastra
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Posted - 2004.07.01 07:43:00 -
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Originally by: Beringe
Originally by: agrizla
Well if nobody else is going to point the finger then I will. The problem over the last couple of days is the new transit put in by Clueless & Witless for Iceland Telecom.
The servers are in London.
This pretty much explains the lag issues if the servers are in London and the provider in Iceland.
Nuponi Nimedaz: "You're a pilot after my own heart, Alastra." |
Tok Machei
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Posted - 2004.07.01 07:46:00 -
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Originally by: Dufas
put some cheese on it
swiss cheese 4 tuning
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Tok Machei
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Posted - 2004.07.01 07:46:00 -
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Originally by: Dufas
put some cheese on it
swiss cheese 4 tuning
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wasn't me
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Posted - 2004.07.01 07:59:00 -
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Originally by: Beringe
Originally by: agrizla
Well if nobody else is going to point the finger then I will. The problem over the last couple of days is the new transit put in by Clueless & Witless for Iceland Telecom.
The servers are in London.
Icelandic Telecom has space at C&W in London...
do a traceroute to myeve.eve-online.com and look at the host names |
wasn't me
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Posted - 2004.07.01 07:59:00 -
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Originally by: Beringe
Originally by: agrizla
Well if nobody else is going to point the finger then I will. The problem over the last couple of days is the new transit put in by Clueless & Witless for Iceland Telecom.
The servers are in London.
Icelandic Telecom has space at C&W in London...
do a traceroute to myeve.eve-online.com and look at the host names |
SwitchBl4d3
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Posted - 2004.07.01 08:58:00 -
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Originally by: kieron
The hamsters that were powering the server were replaced by gerbils, but the upgrade didn't go as well as desired. We are thinking about replacing the gerbils with cats, but there are some logistical issues to take care of first.
On a more serious note, there have been some latch issues that the Devs and Server Team are working on. They have been trying to track down the issue since it came up and are making progress. Hopefully, there will be resolution soon.
Animal abuse!!!!!!!!!!
"Teh lord of Nonni"
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SwitchBl4d3
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Posted - 2004.07.01 08:58:00 -
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Originally by: kieron
The hamsters that were powering the server were replaced by gerbils, but the upgrade didn't go as well as desired. We are thinking about replacing the gerbils with cats, but there are some logistical issues to take care of first.
On a more serious note, there have been some latch issues that the Devs and Server Team are working on. They have been trying to track down the issue since it came up and are making progress. Hopefully, there will be resolution soon.
Animal abuse!!!!!!!!!!
"Teh lord of Nonni"
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Andrue
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Posted - 2004.07.01 09:06:00 -
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Originally by: agrizla
*Clueless & Witless is what Cable & Wireless are known as in the trade (for those of you wondering)...
And a very good name it is as well. These are the muppets who allowed three of those routers to remain wobbly throughout the Good Friday weekend earlier this year. Gosh how surprised I was when they all started working properly midday Tuesday :(
I guess 24/7 support is unheard of at C&W.
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(Battle hardened miner)
[Brackley, UK]
WARNING:This post may contain large doses of reality. |
Andrue
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Posted - 2004.07.01 09:06:00 -
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Originally by: agrizla
*Clueless & Witless is what Cable & Wireless are known as in the trade (for those of you wondering)...
And a very good name it is as well. These are the muppets who allowed three of those routers to remain wobbly throughout the Good Friday weekend earlier this year. Gosh how surprised I was when they all started working properly midday Tuesday :(
I guess 24/7 support is unheard of at C&W.
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(Battle hardened miner)
[Brackley, UK]
WARNING:This post may contain large doses of reality. |
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