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ViperVenom Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.25 11:29:00 - [1] If you have been playing EVE for a while and ou PVP im sure u have had that moment also.. I hope i can read some good Fails here.. this is by far my worst FAIL.. I was in a 0.0 Alliance i hit low sec near Rens and not one that starts with an A.. Warp to a Belt i see a Kestrel npcing.. I was in a Gank Cane.. i was like ez kill.. I MWD over scramed him started to Pwn him then flash..3 Pilgrims 2 Rapier2 uncloak.. My cap when poof..My armor went poof my pod went poof.. Lesson learned...lol --Yarring in a system near you--

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire	Posted - 2008.11.25 11:31:00 - [2] Pew pew. Pop. Secure 3rd party service ■ Veldspar

Opertone Caldari SIEGE.	Posted - 2008.11.25 11:41:00 - [3] I took a short cut from gallente space to caldari state, happened to go through Rancer in my newly purchased republic fleet firetail and sporting brand new rogue implants... all saw was a few flashes and rokh class battleship before my ship went out of control... in the cloning station fellow pilots told me it was probably smart bombs, which are outlawed in all safe space. It looks to me that I was only one of 340 capsuleers who woke in the station that afternoon.
Sicex Biggest Dickest	Posted - 2008.11.25 11:45:00 - [4] Yah, don't go to Rancer in anything shiny. Tama is where you should park your shiny things...
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.11.25 11:48:00 - [5] I once... When i was... This one time at gatecamp... Nope. Got nothing, i fail at fail My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Karille Gallente Lordless	Posted - 2008.11.25 11:48:00 - [6] My most epic fail was the time i was arguing with someone in a megathron about how i could beat them because their rail guns wouldn't be able to track my ishkur. After a while we agreed to fight and it turns out they had refit so they didn't have any rails at all, only nos (pre nerf). I was sitting in my pod soon after.
Tzar'rim	Posted - 2008.11.25 11:51:00 - [7] Edited by: Tzar''rim on 25/11/2008 11:51:55 I set a trap in my Rifter for some 'mining'Vexor, knowing he has a second in local. I get him agressed on me, quickly warp to my SS where I had parked my 'Cane board it and warp to the vexor. As I attack the Vexor the other guy uncloaks in a Pilgrim, not really a problem since I'm cap boosted and Minnie afterall, so I go for the Vexor since he had me webbed and he's nicely in optimal. The Pilgrim neuts me so I hit the cap booster but then to my horror I realize than it doesn't reload, hit reload again... nothing. I check my cargo and... see that it's empty!!! I forgot to bring ammo and cap charges. Managed to kill the Vexor and started working on the Pilgrim and actually got him half in armor but I was too far out of optimal and I couldn't force my way towards him. While I'm still in the fight I run out of ammo and just sit there as the Vexor guy comes back in an Ishtar... Moral of the story; double, tripple, quadruple check your cargo before undocking.
Bohoba Caldari HolyKnights	Posted - 2008.11.25 11:54:00 - [8] I spec in Cald race top that Fail ....................... 10.5 hours a day do you have what it takes ?
Andrue Amarr	Posted - 2008.11.25 12:02:00 - [9] Edited by: Andrue on 25/11/2008 12:03:22 Spent nearly an hour staring at the log-in screen and chatting on TS waiting for an armada to pick me up on their way back into 0.0. Failed to notice that I wasn't going to log in to the system I thought I was. Oops Still..I held out passably well Eee, I were a nub back then Edit:90mil for an Apoc? Not back then. 140mil more like it. Heh ho. -- (Sarcastic mission running veteran, 4+ years) [Brackley, UK] My budgie can say "ploppy bottom". You have been warned.
Glassback Body Count Inc.	Posted - 2008.11.25 12:10:00 - [10] I got killed by a hulk....
EnslaverOfMinmatar Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition	Posted - 2008.11.25 12:13:00 - [11] I was stealing loot in high sec to make somebody shoot me... so i see a drake and he's in a 4 man corp, so i steal from him and lock him. He doesn't do anything so I wait for like 10 minutes and then his 3 buddies come - a drake, a harbinger and a hurricane. And then the cane aggroes and they all agro. I only killed the cane and 1 drake, 2 others got away. I FAIL!!!!!!!!!!! And then when I was looting the drake, to make my fail more fail, some dudes stole 5 t2 drones and the loot from the cane. MY FAIL WAS EPIC. uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
LordSwift INTERSTELLAR ENTERPRISE StarFleet Federation	Posted - 2008.11.25 12:26:00 - [12] Edited by: LordSwift on 25/11/2008 12:28:00 Originally by: Glassback I got killed by a hulk.... Awesome. My Epic Fail. Well i have two actually. At fanfest i made some friends and we decided to form a pvp team for the tournement. We hashed a plan together and got drawn as a reserve team. So there half the team were in the EVE Store, looking at Loot to buy. when my team mate rushes up to me. He has been looking for us they have been setting up for the past 5 minutes. So of we ran So end of the story is we hashed a few ships together and went out and lost really bad. Well we got some points at least. Oh i also warped in at the wrong point and got blown up by the GM. Had a laugh after tho. Also our team name was rather appropriate for what happened. We were called Epic FAil My recent Epic fail was undocking my expensive fully T2 fitted and t1 rigged Golem and being faced with over 20 t2 drones and 6-8 enemy ships. That hurt. hehehe
Neth'Rae Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.25 12:42:00 - [13] Originally by: Bohoba I spec in Cald race top that Fail Didn't you biomass your 70mil character already? I do Sigs, Banners and other Graphics for ISK. Click Here!
Bimjo Caldari Domination. Sc0rched Earth	Posted - 2008.11.25 12:49:00 - [14] 2 recent fails 1. 2 weeks ago I was designated scout and didn't realise I had +5 implants in that clone,would you believe it that became my first ever scout death ,and pod, in EVE 2. last week I agreed to join a few fellow corp members in a "suicide" ceptor gang,to help lockdown BSes that were attacking our pos ,and I had +4s in that clone, I failed because I survived the mission ====================
Avram deman	Posted - 2008.11.25 13:49:00 - [15] My Epic fail: I was trying to bring ammo to my corpmates in 0.0 Being lazy I took an iteron V an loaded it up with extra frigs, a BC, some basic modules, ammo, etc. As I usually did this with my alt as scout right after DT it usually wasn¦t a problem as our space was pretty safe. I get to taisy and ask about intel in the next system. Was told "We have a bubble". Turned out they meant "They have a bubble" Enter, See 100 ships, Pop, Clone Vat Moral of this story: Dont be lazy in eve
Sha Kharn Minmatar STK Scientific N.A.S.A	Posted - 2008.11.25 14:09:00 - [16] Edited by: Sha Kharn on 25/11/2008 14:10:08
MOCC3 Brutor tribe	Posted - 2008.11.25 14:13:00 - [17] This is my Massive FAIL! I was in a Pimped out Faction rapier.. i was scout for our 20 man Covert ops gang.. Well 1st I'm was wasted/I mean WASTED.. I jump in a system i said all clear-But i see there are like30 red in local I warp to the Next gate..OOpps didnt hit cloak..warped right in a bubble camp! And my Drunk arse is like why am i being targets? How can they see me... POP-squch-PWN. I lost Domi web/RF Nano fiber..And alot of pride.. Dont fly EVE DRUNK! Now 100% yarr free. Why are you called a pirate if u fly under NBSI?
Cybele Lanier Amarr The Graduates Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2008.11.25 14:17:00 - [18] Autopiloted through Rancer with my first cruiser, when I thought 0.4 meant "a little less safe than 0.5". You can probably fill in the rest. --------------- ""Minimum collateral damage" and "Entire star system" do not belong in the same sentence."
Karille Gallente Lordless	Posted - 2008.11.25 14:25:00 - [19] Originally by: Cybele Lanier Autopiloted through Rancer with my first cruiser, when I thought 0.4 meant "a little less safe than 0.5". You can probably fill in the rest. A lot of people fall off that .5 cliff. I know i did, but I'm pretty glad it happened.
The Herrick Gallente SkillzKillz United For 0rder	Posted - 2008.11.25 14:25:00 - [20] Back when I was a little noob with 800k sp in my incursus I went up against one of my RL friends who had just got T2 sentries for his myrm and told me to duel his drone. So I was using everything I learnt and was orbiting his drone close and slowly chipping away at it not being hit and feeling smug... ...I failed to notice my mate's myrm flying 50km away very, very slowly and dropping his other 4 drones at long range. Needless to say my incurses didn't last very long. ======================================== Originally by: Blane Xero Screw your stuff, can I have your wife?
Grarr Dexx Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.11.25 14:39:00 - [21] Originally by: The Herrick Back when I was a little noob with 800k sp in my incursus I went up against one of my RL friends who had just got T2 sentries for his myrm and told me to duel his drone. So I was using everything I learnt and was orbiting his drone close and slowly chipping away at it not being hit and feeling smug... ...I failed to notice my mate's myrm flying 50km away very, very slowly and dropping his other 4 drones at long range. Needless to say my incurses didn't last very long. That's just cruel :P -----
Thea Arsoniztik Red Tides Viewer Discretion Advised	Posted - 2008.11.25 14:57:00 - [22] Lol @ soloing a drone
Terraform Gallente Recreation Of The World	Posted - 2008.11.25 15:14:00 - [23] Originally by: Bohoba I spec in Cald race top that Fail STFU and quit like you promised everyone you would.
Bohoba Caldari HolyKnights	Posted - 2008.11.25 15:16:00 - [24] Originally by: Neth'Rae Originally by: Bohoba I spec in Cald race top that Fail Didn't you biomass your 70mil character already? yep sure did well might as well have he is mining now :) ....................... 10.5 hours a day do you have what it takes ?
big miker Minmatar Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2008.11.25 15:19:00 - [25] Right, here's my epic failage pvp experience Was roaming around in 0.0 in a pilgrim and after a while ( finaly ) i spotted a ratting megathron. Warped to the belt where he was ratting and slowbaoted ( claoked ) to his juicy mega with some faction mods. Then unclaoked and killed him. Now the epic fail part. I approached the wreck to grab the loot whilst i didn't even noticed a thanatos warping into the belt to assist the mega ( at 20 km ). when i finaly noticed him he scrammed me and deployed his 'alot of t2 sentrie drones' damage. I only needed to fly 1 km more to get out of scram range but unfortinatly my pilgrim with faction mods popped Tip: Always watch your overview!
The Herrick Gallente SkillzKillz United For 0rder	Posted - 2008.11.25 15:25:00 - [26] Originally by: Thea Arsoniztik Lol @ soloing a drone I was 2 days old ingame gimmie a break. ======================================== Originally by: Blane Xero Screw your stuff, can I have your wife?
gdfgsdfgsdfgsdfg	Posted - 2008.11.25 15:26:00 - [27] With my main i was FC of a 20 or so man gang. We had hostiles that were in the area and had left for deeper parts of our space. The direction they went was nothing but a big long circle an 99.9% of every one that heads that way, turns around and comes back with out completeing the circle. I only had 1 scount and sent him chaseing after the hostile gang and i took my fleet around the long back way thinking i would sneek up on them. around in the unpopulated back end where no one ever is, i jump the fleet into a system blindly and there they are. camping and waiting. once the fight was over (which we won) i had a few people tell me it was not leadership like of me to have the first things i type in chat be " lol, oops "
Lord Evangelian Gallente The White Mantle	Posted - 2008.11.25 16:04:00 - [28] made a contract that was subsequestly wrong for 1,000,000,000 ISK, had to change it twice costing me 30M ISK.... That my latest fail... The White Mantle \| Jump Clone Service
Sidus Isaacs Gallente	Posted - 2008.11.25 16:14:00 - [29] I have never failed epicly :). But I have lost a Drake to a Hyper and Maelstorm. The mael strom wapred in just as teh Hyp was in stru, and kicked us :P
ViperVenom Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.25 16:24:00 - [30] This is my StoryLine Mission Fail.. this is sad. I'm Blabbing in T/S about somethang and I see I have a storyLine mission..Super easy 1 take like 5m3 of this 2 jump. Reward 14 Mil and Boni of A 20Mil Implant.. I was like Fuuuu Yeah I clicked more details..Fail I clicked I don't have time for this Nickle and Penny Business.. Mission Fail! --Yarring in a system near you--

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