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Vladic Ka Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.02.20 22:19:00 - [571] Edited by: Vladic Ka on 20/02/2009 22:19:38 Originally by: Vile rat You're not doing this right. You need a sweet sig like mine. I love my sig. <3 Bobbechk. Page 20 snypa. pew pew
Vytas Abromaitis Caldari Goony Hand Social Club GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.20 22:44:00 - [572] Originally by: Mr Rive holy ****, a number of goons on this page have actually posted a number of reasonable and understandable arguments, some of which are quite accurate, what the hell is going on? quick somebody post a butte or something before this thread derails into sensibleness also page two snypa fake edit: damn Buttes
nimaku Amarr Shinra	Posted - 2009.02.20 23:39:00 - [573] Edited by: nimaku on 20/02/2009 23:47:04 Edited by: nimaku on 20/02/2009 23:43:36 Originally by: Montasque For the last 2-3 days weGÇÖve barely seen any KenZoku fleets, and they've made no attempt to save any of the 50+ towers that have been destroyed in the last two days. SoGÇª WHEREGÇÖS KENNY? Because from the looks of it they arent in Delve. Maybe they are holding an emergency BBQ, but it's more likely that they are waiting for someone to come bail them out. I'm not sure why anyone would come to their aid though. There is plenty of vacated space to be had elsewhere. Kenny doesn't have a very good track record when it comes to loyalty either. Just look at where everyone else that helped them has ended up. Their policy is to use and dispose of anyone willing to do their dirty work for them. There's nothing to gain from being used by them anymore. They can't even undock in their own space. Kenny is in shambles, and their remaining leadership is trash. Anyone with any leadership ability has retired, or moved on to other alliances. All that's left are worthless bottom feeders like DMZ, Dianabolic, and Ztrain. Those guys are so busy trying to wave their e-*****es in the faces of their members and allies/pets that they can't find time to properly lead anything. Do everyone a favor by telling Kenny that you are coming to help. Keep promising that you are on the way, but never actually show up. After they die send them a link to the wikipedia page on karma.
Draven Stone Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.20 23:47:00 - [574] Yo I know a lot of you KenZoku guys have some assets in Delve that you're starting to think you might not get back for a while. I know the feeling, I've still got stuff trapped in stations across half the universe that I'll never have access to again. I'm not arrogant enough to say you won't take back your stations, but you know, sometimes alliance goals change. The tech 2 stuff is the worst. You can't insurance fraud them, as they give back pennies on the dollar. They sit there in your asset window, mocking you from fifty jumps away. All those ships? They represent dead money. What you need is a bunch of liquid capital so that you can buy fresh ships, and can best focus on whatever comes next in this great game. So, you know what to do. You need someone in Goonswarm, willing to trade without trying to take advantage of your situation. Drop me an evemail, or convo me in-game. My rates aren't quite jita, but they're fair. I won't brag about ripping you off on the goonfleet forums, nor will I call you out in local should you end up deciding not to go through with the deal. In fact, I have no intention of ripping you off. I have no ethical issues helping out you guys. I am discreet. What's good for me is what's good for the swarm. And everybody gets a share.
elohllird Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku	Posted - 2009.02.20 23:51:00 - [575] Originally by: Draven Stone Yo I know a lot of you KenZoku guys have some assets in Delve that you're starting to think you might not get back for a while. I know the feeling, I've still got stuff trapped in stations across half the universe that I'll never have access to again. I'm not arrogant enough to say you won't take back your stations, but you know, sometimes alliance goals change. The tech 2 stuff is the worst. You can't insurance fraud them, as they give back pennies on the dollar. They sit there in your asset window, mocking you from fifty jumps away. All those ships? They represent dead money. What you need is a bunch of liquid capital so that you can buy fresh ships, and can best focus on whatever comes next in this great game. So, you know what to do. You need someone in Goonswarm, willing to trade without trying to take advantage of your situation. Drop me an evemail, or convo me in-game. My rates aren't quite jita, but they're fair. I won't brag about ripping you off on the goonfleet forums, nor will I call you out in local should you end up deciding not to go through with the deal. In fact, I have no intention of ripping you off. I have no ethical issues helping out you guys. I am discreet. What's good for me is what's good for the swarm. And everybody gets a share. hey draven, can you give me a list of your rates? me and some other kenwins might be interested for a good price
Draven Stone Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.20 23:56:00 - [576] Originally by: elohllird hey draven, can you give me a list of your rates? me and some other kenwins might be interested for a good price Hi elohllird! Unfortunately I don't have a list of set prices, as my rates vary depending on the location and quantity of the goods for sale. Send me a convo or eve-mail in game, and I will provide you with a free, no-obligation quote for you to consider. One Love, Draven Stone
elohllird Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku	Posted - 2009.02.20 23:57:00 - [577] Originally by: Draven Stone Originally by: elohllird hey draven, can you give me a list of your rates? me and some other kenwins might be interested for a good price Hi elohllird! Unfortunately I don't have a list of set prices, as my rates vary depending on the location and quantity of the goods for sale. Send me a convo or eve-mail in game, and I will provide you with a free, no-obligation quote for you to consider. One Love, Draven Stone Respect dude
SirTrolle Amarr Band of Brothers	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:10:00 - [578] Originally by: nimaku Maybe they are holding an emergency BBQ, but it's more likely that they are waiting for someone to come bail them out. I'm not sure why anyone would come to their aid though. There is plenty of vacated space to be had elsewhere. Kenny doesn't have a very good track record when it comes to loyalty either. Just look at where everyone else that helped them has ended up. Their policy is to use and dispose of anyone willing to do their dirty work for them. There's nothing to gain from being used by them anymore. They can't even undock in their own space. Kenny is in shambles, and their remaining leadership is trash. Anyone with any leadership ability has retired, or moved on to other alliances. All that's left are worthless bottom feeders like DMZ, Dianabolic, and Ztrain. Those guys are so busy trying to wave their e-***es in the faces of their members and allies/pets that they can't find time to properly lead anything. Do everyone a favor by telling Kenny that you are coming to help. Keep promising that you are on the way, but never actually show up. After they die send them a link to the wikipedia page on karma. Pleading to tinkerbell to dig you out of your own strategic grave is a sign of a truly elite pvp alliance. (Also wow even the shinra guys are turning on Kenny now holy ** lawl)
Angelus Damelon Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:25:00 - [579] i missed the last 10 pages but i'm assuming the appearance of jade constantine means he's here to toss db preacher some cyber pity sex, c/d
elohllird Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:29:00 - [580] is cyber pity sex dirty? thats what i wanna know

nimaku Amarr Shinra	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:30:00 - [581] Edited by: nimaku on 21/02/2009 00:32:58 Originally by: SirTrolle (Also wow even the shinra guys are turning on Kenny now holy **** lawl) You won't find many Kenny supporters in shinra vent. We have already been victims of their friendship more than once.
Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:33:00 - [582] Originally by: Vinata Originally by: Jade Constantine Originally by: Vinata Actually I'm a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. It is a very important position and one which I did not gain through my usual sycophancy (a character trait I am confident you are familiar with), but one which I made the unfortunate mistake of earning. That sounds promising little goon. You have a title and everything! Come on now perhaps you'd like to explain how you developed the ah, shall we say personality to believe yourself distinct from the rest of the swarm? A Senior Analyst! SENIOR ANALYST! That sounds very impressive and very serious And it didn't take your usual sycophancy either? How very original! So come on now, tell CAOD about your past and present history in the swarm and how you came to believe you were something different from the norm? Just what do you ANALYSE for the swarm? Are you an operator on GIA ECHELON? This is actually quite interesting. Come on give me your full pitch for individual sentient status little goonie! If I knew all it would take to make you sperg out was to make it sound like I was more important than you, I'd have done that from the beginning. Oh dear, does that mean you aren't really a SENIOR ANALYST for the ahem "Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks" then little goonie? What a shame for you. Back to obscurity as just another little drone in the hive for you ms Pinata. Don't worry though, mouthing some mindless memes and other people's catch phrases will make the other drones welcome you back like nothing happened! ISSUE - Bring back live events
Vinata Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:33:00 - [583] Edited by: Vinata on 21/02/2009 00:33:22 Originally by: Angelus Damelon i missed the last 10 pages but i'm assuming the appearance of jade constantine means he's here to toss db preacher some cyber pity sex, c/d No, Jade left for some reason. Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly. Anyways I'm chillin in PR- and I'm seeing quite a few Kenny and Barbie in local, but none in space. So I'm guessing they're in the station and that answers the question of "Where da KenZoku at?" Edit: Nevermind, he recovered his pride and has come back.
Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:36:00 - [584] Originally by: Vinata ... Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly. Make your mind up little drone you just told me you meant nothing whatsoever a couple of posts ago. Are you a meaningless little insect without individuality or aren't you? Its not a terribly difficult question. Come on you can do it! ISSUE - Bring back live events
elohllird Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:36:00 - [585] Originally by: Jade Constantine Originally by: Vinata ... Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly. Make your mind up little drone you just told me you meant nothing whatsoever a couple of posts ago. Are you a meaningless little insect without individuality or aren't you? Its not a terribly difficult question. Come on you can do it! yaay jade is back
nimaku Amarr Shinra	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:37:00 - [586] Originally by: Jade Constantine Originally by: Vinata Originally by: Jade Constantine Originally by: Vinata Actually I'm a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. It is a very important position and one which I did not gain through my usual sycophancy (a character trait I am confident you are familiar with), but one which I made the unfortunate mistake of earning. That sounds promising little goon. You have a title and everything! Come on now perhaps you'd like to explain how you developed the ah, shall we say personality to believe yourself distinct from the rest of the swarm? A Senior Analyst! SENIOR ANALYST! That sounds very impressive and very serious And it didn't take your usual sycophancy either? How very original! So come on now, tell CAOD about your past and present history in the swarm and how you came to believe you were something different from the norm? Just what do you ANALYSE for the swarm? Are you an operator on GIA ECHELON? This is actually quite interesting. Come on give me your full pitch for individual sentient status little goonie! If I knew all it would take to make you sperg out was to make it sound like I was more important than you, I'd have done that from the beginning. Oh dear, does that mean you aren't really a SENIOR ANALYST for the ahem "Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks" then little goonie? What a shame for you. Back to obscurity as just another little drone in the hive for you ms Pinata. Don't worry though, mouthing some mindless memes and other people's catch phrases will make the other drones welcome you back like nothing happened! I bet you keep a lexicon of obscure, oversized, and outdated words on your desk.
Vinata Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:38:00 - [587] Originally by: Jade Constantine Originally by: Vinata ... Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly. Make your mind up little drone you just told me you meant nothing whatsoever a couple of posts ago. No, I said "if all I had to do was make it sound as if I was more important than you" which doesn't actually exclude the possibility I am more important than you. And I am still a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. Jake Noble is an Analyst there, but he doesn't do much aside from be useless. tl;dnr - I am more important/relevant than both Jade Constantine and Jake Noble.
elohllird Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:39:00 - [588] no offense to jade, but how big do you reckon that desk would have to be? my desk can barely hold my telephone my rizla and my beer cans
Vile rat Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:40:00 - [589] Originally by: elohllird Originally by: Jade Constantine Originally by: Vinata ... Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly. Make your mind up little drone you just told me you meant nothing whatsoever a couple of posts ago. Are you a meaningless little insect without individuality or aren't you? Its not a terribly difficult question. Come on you can do it! yaay jade is back You do realize he's going to have to actually travel to 0.0 in order to save your dying empire right? Might want to give him a map.
elohllird Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:41:00 - [590] and you have special red bits on your shoulders vinata which is always cool

elohllird Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:42:00 - [591] Thanks Vile now its my empire ffs heaping the responsibiltiy on to me gee thanks
Cannibal BLT Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:42:00 - [592] It's not like alliances that never manage to live in 0.0 space are people anyway.
Vinata Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:43:00 - [593] Originally by: elohllird and you have special red bits on your shoulders vinata which is always cool Yeah, they're pretty shibby. I just wish there was a way to make the character not so pale. You'd think with all the sun she'd be getting (it is always daytime in space) she'd have a better tan. Jade, you're a roleplayer. Why can't my character get a tan?
elohllird Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:45:00 - [594] yeah vinata you do look abit blue as it happens, kinda of sexy undead
Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:46:00 - [595] Originally by: Vinata And I am still a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. Jake Noble is an Analyst there, but he doesn't do much aside from be useless. Wait wait. So now you are a SENIOR ANALYST at the much famed (lols) "Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks" again? Are you telling me therefore that you are a rare and precious flower of individualism in the bleak and otherwise seamless barren desert of goon monocultural uniformity? You'll understand that being the case I'll need to perform some more tests before taking you at your word little goonie - I couldn't help but notice you were mouthing some rather obvious 3rd party memes and alien catch-phrases earlier, hardly convincing signs of individual sovereignty I think you'll accept. Still, I'll invite you to answer my earlier question and explain to the CAOD audience (such as it is) exactly what your job at the serious-sounding Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks entails, and what precisely your responsibilities as a SENIOR ANALYST there involve? Take some time and answer as fully as you can ms Pinata, your reputation as a sentient individual rests in the balance! ISSUE - Bring back live events
Ahistaja Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:46:00 - [596] Originally by: Jade Constantine Originally by: Vinata ... Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly. Make your mind up little drone you just told me you meant nothing whatsoever a couple of posts ago. Are you a meaningless little insect without individuality or aren't you? Its not a terribly difficult question. Come on you can do it! reported for personal attacks against goons
Angelus Damelon Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:49:00 - [597] when your thesaurus isn't doing the job i hear underlines and bold are also excellent tools to make yourself look important
Vile rat Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:51:00 - [598] Originally by: Angelus Damelon when your thesaurus isn't doing the job i hear underlines and bold are also excellent tools to make yourself look important You forgot caps.
elohllird Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:51:00 - [599] Angelus Damelon, YOU ARE A GAY UNDERLINE IS COOL
Vinata Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.21 00:51:00 - [600] Edited by: Vinata on 21/02/2009 00:51:52 Originally by: Jade Constantine Originally by: Vinata And I am still a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. Jake Noble is an Analyst there, but he doesn't do much aside from be useless. Wait wait. So now you are a SENIOR ANALYST at the much famed (lols) "Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks" again? Not "again" as my title hasn't changed since the first time you made such a big deal about it. Also I'm not surprised you haven't heard about EIIST. It is a 0.0 politics thing, you don't need to worry about it. Also as far as I know this is the first time it has been referred to by its proper name, outside of EIIST proper. Whoops. I hope I don't get demoted back to a regular Analyst. Funny story though; We were looking at Star Friction for a bit, just seeing if there was anything of interest in your little alliance. We didn't find anything that anyone outside of Star Friction would care about. Hey, you haven't answered my question. Why doesn't my character tan?



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