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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.16 19:35:00 -
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For the last 2-3 days weÆve barely seen any KenZoku fleets, and they've made no attempt to save any of the 50+ towers that have been destroyed in the last two days.
Soà
WHEREÆS KENNY?
Because from the looks of it they arent in Delve.
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Zagum Darkfin
Caldari Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.16 19:42:00 -
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We are in empire moving our stuff. ..i.. |

Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.16 19:44:00 -
[3]
Edited by: Montasque on 16/02/2009 19:45:03
Originally by: Michieru, from Bufu(Beachboys) on polish caod: -Goons roam over entire delve. Basically, the entire region is under their control.
-All GBC assets are secure in NPC stations.
-Gbc has no Op planned for today. The leadership realised that it is pointless to lose Isk. Without Sov it is impossible to defend under such a
-We wait for AAA and co to secure old Goon's space, while chillin' in roaming gangs.
Oh... Good luck with all that.
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Fo RumChar
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.16 19:46:00 -
[4]
Possibly playing the dont give a fight and they will get bored and leave game?
Waiting to see if some of you and your allies let your guard down?
Maybe the fact sov 3 and 4 will take a long time to get for you and your allies, they are hoping some allies will leave thinking the fight is over?
Waiting for aAa to enter the fight?
Will be interesting to see.  -Fo |

Rastadeen
Minmatar The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.16 20:10:00 -
[5]
If you get into this station in pr- you will see em on the right side in your window.
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WrathOfOprah
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.16 20:17:00 -
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Originally by: Fo RumChar Possibly playing the dont give a fight and they will get bored and leave game?
Waiting to see if some of you and your allies let your guard down?
Maybe the fact sov 3 and 4 will take a long time to get for you and your allies, they are hoping some allies will leave thinking the fight is over?
Waiting for aAa to enter the fight?
Will be interesting to see. 
Man I don't think we considered any of these possibilities or made plans for them. Thanks for the tip. I'm sending this in an alliance mail now.
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RVWinkle
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.16 21:15:00 -
[7]
Wait didn't AAA already take most of our undefended space??? WHY WONT THEY LEAVE US ALONE? 
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Brobuck
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.16 21:19:00 -
[8]
Yeah, when -A- takes that space, and starts moon mining, they are really going to be interested in taking the long trip to Delve and saving Kengoku. These are guys who are using their isk to go clubbing, not build internet spaceships to risk in combat. Get real man, the jig is up. I can save some of you, get with me in game for recruitment.
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.16 22:14:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Rastadeen
If you get into this station in pr- you will see em on the right side in your window.
Ah, they're beta testing ambulation!
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Kami Rikiushi
Caldari THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.16 22:31:00 -
[10]
Well i just came with my alt from nol- and they weren't dining there, so we just rf'd all their pos' maybe they will defend their home station this time.....
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Itzena
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.16 23:17:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Zagum Darkfin We are in empire moving our stuff.
You think you're being funny, and that's the most funny thing of all.
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Cheekybiatch
Amarr Sabetsu Corp
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Posted - 2009.02.17 00:50:00 -
[12]
Originally by: Itzena
Originally by: Zagum Darkfin We are in empire moving our stuff.
You think you're being funny, and that's the most funny thing of all.
No he's being honest ... did you not know they are now a mission running only alliance...
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Himo Amasacia
Minmatar Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 01:17:00 -
[13]
All I know is that someone contracted me a carrier and a t2 fit Megathron today in Pr-. It wasa very nice
"Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdoes both intelligence and skill." -Cicero |

The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 01:22:00 -
[14]
we're about to thunderdome outside of the station
~now is your chance kengoku~
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torN Deception
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 01:48:00 -
[15]
They're evacuating their assets while the stupider pets die to give them time to do so. |

Cheekybiatch
Amarr Sabetsu Corp
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Posted - 2009.02.17 01:50:00 -
[16]
Originally by: torN Deception They're evacuating their assets while the stupider pets die to give them time to do so.
Sounds good to me muahahaha
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scabbsss
Gallente Dust Echoes
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Posted - 2009.02.17 04:20:00 -
[17]
GOD do you know nothing about Anime.... Remember when Goku had to fight freeza he spent the time flying from earth to Namek training in that gravity intensive spaceship that amplified his powers.... Its the same thing bob is doing just you guys wait till you look on your overview and their power level is over 9000!!!!!!!!
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 04:34:00 -
[18]
KENGOKU UPDATE
I am currently ratting in PR-.
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rValdez5987
Amarr 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2009.02.17 05:17:00 -
[19]
they are at my house, we are all drinking and watching elfen lied.
we are having a good time. You should join us.
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Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 05:44:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Zagum Darkfin We are in empire moving our stuff.
*pity reply*
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Xtapolapoquetzl
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 06:25:00 -
[21]
Gawd, when is Kenny going to realize that the end result will be the same regardless, and tries to have some fun with us instead, like Roy Awesome is doing.
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xGradiusx
Minmatar Shoot To Thrill Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2009.02.17 09:14:00 -
[22]
can i borrow some dyspro then?
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BBQ Organizer
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.17 09:59:00 -
[23]
Yes, AAA. Pick between losing 15 HAC's to Dreads or getting an other HAC gang stomped into a pulp by CVA
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xGradiusx
Minmatar Shoot To Thrill Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2009.02.17 10:03:00 -
[24]
Originally by: BBQ Organizer or getting an other HAC gang stomped into a pulp by CVA
hahahaha AAA owned by CVA carebears lmao  
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Gneeznow
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 11:13:00 -
[25]
Originally by: xGradiusx
Originally by: BBQ Organizer or getting an other HAC gang stomped into a pulp by CVA
hahahaha AAA owned by CVA carebears lmao  
CVA are actually pretty good, and providence is jump-bridge and outpost and sov 4 land
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Shadoo
Gallente North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 11:17:00 -
[26]
Originally by: xGradiusx
Originally by: BBQ Organizer or getting an other HAC gang stomped into a pulp by CVA
hahahaha AAA owned by CVA carebears lmao  
CVA are probably the hardest opponent I've fought in the last 6 months. And that list includes TRI/BOB/-A-/SE/GBC/GODS/UNAT/MM/RZR/etc...
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Gneeznow
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 11:38:00 -
[27]
hey shad we should both join CVA and roleplay amarr victor
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Shadoo
Gallente North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 11:40:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Gneeznow hey shad we should both join CVA and roleplay amarr victor
Dunno if Hardin would accept us with your criminal record sheet and passion for all things Minmatar .
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darth solo
Caldari Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2009.02.17 11:42:00 -
[29]
half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
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Shadoo
Gallente North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 12:09:00 -
[30]
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
I don't normally respond to these kinda retarted spouts of angry posts from victims of severe trauma, such as mr. solo here -- but ok. I will bite.
Let's examine involved parties based on KB Stats in the last week or so, shall we mr. fountain of truth and justice!
Left Corner: KFC (Kenny Friends Coalition)
KenZoku: 3441 Executive Outcomes: 1830 Axiom Empire: 1231 Skunk-Works: 968 Strip Mining Club: 275 INTERDICTION: 275 Southern Cross Alliance: 1281 Confederation of Independent Corporations: 200 R.U.R.: 211 HUN Reloaded: 123 X13 Alliance: 191 Blade.: 435 BeachBoys: 207 Cardshark Influence: 172 Against All Authorities: 2024 Stain Empire: 473 C0VEN: 525 ATLAS: 1121 Systematic-Chaos: 1031 RED.OverLord: 319
TOTAL: 16333 pod pilots
Right Corner: "Half of EVE"
Goonswarm: 5363 Morsus Mihi: 2771 Razor Alliance: 1956 Tau Ceti Federation: 1568 Pandemic Legion: 877 Sons of Tangra: 1067 Zenith Affinity: 371 KIA Alliance: 693
TOTAL: 14666 pod pilots
Guys, guys!!! They're OUT BLOBBING US!!! TO THE COAD!!!
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Vladic Ka
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 12:15:00 -
[31]
The old numbers game eh shadoo?
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Straife
Amarr North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 12:16:00 -
[32]
The math... It hurts... Take it away --------
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Tom Gunn
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 12:34:00 -
[33]
Someone alert a mod, reasoning is forbidden in these forums.
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darth solo
Caldari Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2009.02.17 12:52:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Shadoo
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
I don't normally respond to these kinda retarted spouts of angry posts from victims of severe trauma, such as mr. solo here -- but ok. I will bite.
its SIR solo to u sonny .
d solo.
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Dabigredboat
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 12:53:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Dabigredboat on 17/02/2009 12:56:17 AHAHAHAHA darth solo talking about people and old age. If i remember right Kenzoku is only a few weeks old in eve?
you don't have to take my word for it, instead ride a boat! 
http://www.daitengu.com/ohgod/dec20bobts.mp3 |

Berious
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 12:59:00 -
[36]
Shadoo stop lying. ALL OF EVE is BLOBBING poor Kenny in the BIGGEST NAPTRAIN Eve has ever seen. I read that right here on CAOD. :colbert:
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Ogodai John
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.17 13:01:00 -
[37]
dont confuse darth solo with confusing new concepts like actually knowing what the hell you're talking about
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QuaSSia
Caldari Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.02.17 13:19:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Shadoo
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
I don't normally respond to these kinda retarted spouts of angry posts from victims of severe trauma, such as mr. solo here -- but ok. I will bite.
Let's examine involved parties based on KB Stats in the last week or so, shall we mr. fountain of truth and justice!
Left Corner: KFC (Kenny Friends Coalition)
KenZoku: 3441 Executive Outcomes: 1830 Axiom Empire: 1231 Skunk-Works: 968 Strip Mining Club: 275 INTERDICTION: 275 Southern Cross Alliance: 1281 Confederation of Independent Corporations: 200 R.U.R.: 211 HUN Reloaded: 123 X13 Alliance: 191 Blade.: 435 BeachBoys: 207 Cardshark Influence: 172 Against All Authorities: 2024 Stain Empire: 473 C0VEN: 525 ATLAS: 1121 Systematic-Chaos: 1031 RED.OverLord: 319
TOTAL: 16333 pod pilots
Right Corner: "Half of EVE"
Goonswarm: 5363 Morsus Mihi: 2771 Razor Alliance: 1956 Tau Ceti Federation: 1568 Pandemic Legion: 877 Sons of Tangra: 1067 Zenith Affinity: 371 KIA Alliance: 693
TOTAL: 14666 pod pilots
Guys, guys!!! They're OUT BLOBBING US!!! TO THE COAD!!!
Special for Shadoo "How to Use a Calculator"
Don't depend on a calculator to do everything for you. Calculators are a great help when doing math, but it's still important to be able to do basic mathematical processes without one. Also your base numbers needs to be correct.
Learn the symbols associated with math. Basic calculators are dominated by a few standard symbols including a plus sign (+) for addition problems, a minus sign ( - ) for subtraction, a multiplication symbol (x or * ), a division sign ( ˜ ) and an equal sign ( = ). Step
Understand the processes that go along with the signs. If you don't understand the process of division, it's useless to know the sign because you won't be able to successfully put it to use. By learning basic math principles, you can then use a calculator to put those processes to work. Step
Acquaint yourself with the layout of a calculator. Most calculators have numbers in the middle, beginning with zero at the bottom of the layout and working upwards, in rows of three, to the number nine. Basic math symbols are generally placed to the right of the numbers. You'll find the percentage button ( % ) and square root button with the math symbols
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Shadoo
Gallente North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 13:23:00 -
[39]
Originally by: QuaSSia
Special for Shadoo "How to Use a Calculator"
Will you be my new best friedn?
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McDaddy Pimp
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.17 13:39:00 -
[40]
Originally by: QuaSSia
Special for Shadoo "How to Use a Calculator"
didn't know u work at a grocery
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.17 14:12:00 -
[41]
Originally by: QuaSSia
Don't depend on a calculator to do everything for you. Calculators are a great help when doing math, but it's still important to be able to do basic mathematical processes without one. Also your base numbers needs to be correct.
Learn the symbols associated with math. Basic calculators are dominated by a few standard symbols including a plus sign (+) for addition problems, a minus sign ( - ) for subtraction, a multiplication symbol (x or * ), a division sign ( ˜ ) and an equal sign ( = ). Step
Understand the processes that go along with the signs. If you don't understand the process of division, it's useless to know the sign because you won't be able to successfully put it to use. By learning basic math principles, you can then use a calculator to put those processes to work. Step
Acquaint yourself with the layout of a calculator. Most calculators have numbers in the middle, beginning with zero at the bottom of the layout and working upwards, in rows of three, to the number nine. Basic math symbols are generally placed to the right of the numbers. You'll find the percentage button ( % ) and square root button with the math symbols
*puts on banker hat calculates ebay isk profits in AAA*
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Dabigredboat
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 14:23:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Kathy Briggs
Originally by: QuaSSia
Don't depend on a calculator to do everything for you. Calculators are a great help when doing math, but it's still important to be able to do basic mathematical processes without one. Also your base numbers needs to be correct.
Learn the symbols associated with math. Basic calculators are dominated by a few standard symbols including a plus sign (+) for addition problems, a minus sign ( - ) for subtraction, a multiplication symbol (x or * ), a division sign ( ˜ ) and an equal sign ( = ). Step
Understand the processes that go along with the signs. If you don't understand the process of division, it's useless to know the sign because you won't be able to successfully put it to use. By learning basic math principles, you can then use a calculator to put those processes to work. Step
Acquaint yourself with the layout of a calculator. Most calculators have numbers in the middle, beginning with zero at the bottom of the layout and working upwards, in rows of three, to the number nine. Basic math symbols are generally placed to the right of the numbers. You'll find the percentage button ( % ) and square root button with the math symbols
*puts on banker hat calculates ebay isk profits in AAA*
Blamo
http://www.daitengu.com/ohgod/dec20bobts.mp3 |

THEDON1
Caldari Dark-Rising
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Posted - 2009.02.17 14:29:00 -
[43]
 Originally by: Himo Amasacia All I know is that someone contracted me a carrier and a t2 fit Megathron today in Pr-. It wasa very nice
omg u guys can fly tec2 now?
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Omeega
Amarr The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.02.17 14:35:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Shadoo ...
Might as well add the whole XIX/SF/-R- crew, they're clearly as much involved as AAA/ROL/SE/C0VEN are in Delve.
(OH AND DON'T FORGET UNITED LEGION AND THE MIGHTY RED ALLIANCE)
Don't speak english. F1,f2,f3...
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Sentinel Eeex
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 14:48:00 -
[45]
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
And then, there is the other "half" of EVE, which is with BoB.
Did you even think before you posted?
(never stop posting and all, but use your brain sometimes)
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Brobuck
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 14:58:00 -
[46]
I am using a disguised email address unrelated to anything EVE
Also, I am posting from an undisclosed location.
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Doosh Bagge
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.17 15:03:00 -
[47]
Griefpost is obvious.
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Shadoo
Gallente North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 15:04:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Omeega
Originally by: Shadoo ...
Might as well add the whole XIX/SF/-R- crew, they're clearly as much involved as AAA/ROL/SE/C0VEN are in Delve.
(OH AND DON'T FORGET UNITED LEGION AND THE MIGHTY RED ALLIANCE)
Perhaps you missed the part where it said "based on killboard involvements" my dear Omeega. You're losing your reading comprehension at the same time as you are your posting edge old friedn.
Come join the light sight again and talk dirty to me under bedsheets.
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darth solo
Caldari Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2009.02.17 15:04:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Sentinel Eeex
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
And then, there is the other "half" of EVE, which is with BoB.
Did you even think before you posted?
(never stop posting and all, but use your brain sometimes)
i know the numbers NC/goons/tcf/pl etc etc etc bring, id be very surprised if BOB and co are getting any even fights. if u want good fights bring numbers that aint silly.
Iv always fought BOB. been -10 longer than most to them, iv been saying they needed to die for years. But they made the game interesting, goons just ruin our foums with crap, cant believe CCP allow it, makes EVE look like a kiddie game.
d solo.
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NAFnist
Caldari Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.02.17 15:04:00 -
[50]
You dnt have to join cva to play amarr victor, because AMARR IS ALWAYS VICTOR!!!!
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SFShootme
Caldari Reikoku KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.17 15:06:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Shadoo
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
I don't normally respond to these kinda retarted spouts of angry posts from victims of severe trauma, such as mr. solo here -- but ok. I will bite.
Let's examine involved parties based on KB Stats in the last week or so, shall we mr. fountain of truth and justice!
Left Corner: KFC (Kenny Friends Coalition)
KenZoku: 3441 Executive Outcomes: 1830 Axiom Empire: 1231 Skunk-Works: 968 Strip Mining Club: 275 INTERDICTION: 275 Southern Cross Alliance: 1281 Confederation of Independent Corporations: 200 R.U.R.: 211 HUN Reloaded: 123 X13 Alliance: 191 Blade.: 435 BeachBoys: 207 Cardshark Influence: 172 Against All Authorities: 2024 Stain Empire: 473 C0VEN: 525 ATLAS: 1121 Systematic-Chaos: 1031 RED.OverLord: 319
TOTAL: 16333 pod pilots
Right Corner: "Half of EVE"
Goonswarm: 5363 Morsus Mihi: 2771 Razor Alliance: 1956 Tau Ceti Federation: 1568 Pandemic Legion: 877 Sons of Tangra: 1067 Zenith Affinity: 371 KIA Alliance: 693
TOTAL: 14666 pod pilots
Guys, guys!!! They're OUT BLOBBING US!!! TO THE COAD!!!
http://standings.goonfleet.com/
You absolutely rock with numbers.
[VIDEO] Paroxysm
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.17 15:06:00 -
[52]
Originally by: darth solo
Originally by: Sentinel Eeex
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
And then, there is the other "half" of EVE, which is with BoB.
Did you even think before you posted?
(never stop posting and all, but use your brain sometimes)
i know the numbers NC/goons/tcf/pl etc etc etc bring, id be very surprised if BOB and co are getting any even fights. if u want good fights bring numbers that aint silly.
Iv always fought BOB. been -10 longer than most to them, iv been saying they needed to die for years. But they made the game interesting, goons just ruin our foums with crap, cant believe CCP allow it, makes EVE look like a kiddie game.
d solo.
Most of those people are goonies in t1 frigates. Easy kills!!!1!  
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Spyra Gryra
Amarr Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.02.17 15:08:00 -
[53]
yall hella gay
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Omeega
Amarr The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.02.17 15:13:00 -
[54]
Edited by: Omeega on 17/02/2009 15:14:44
Originally by: Shadoo Perhaps you missed the part where it said "based on killboard involvements" my dear Omeega.
Then those numbers make absolutely no sense my dear Shadoo :(
The whole AAA/ROL & Stainwagon isn't in Delve (yet?)
Originally by: Shadoo You're losing your posting edge old friedn.
MY ALLIANCE CORP TAG HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MY POASTING QUALITY, YOU SHOULD SEE PAST MY COLOUR!!!
Originally by: Shadoo Come join the light sight again and talk dirty to me under bedsheets.
Any orthodontist coupons that could help me make my choice?
Don't speak english. F1,f2,f3...
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Orange Faeces
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.17 15:22:00 -
[55]
Originally by: The Mittani we're about to thunderdome outside of the station
~now is your chance kengoku~
TTHHUNNNDERRRDOOMMMMEEEE ---
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Shamis Orzoz
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 15:24:00 -
[56]
Kenny is done for in delve. I expect a snowballing morale implosion that will result in half their members leaving, or going inactive (most seem inactive already).
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 15:26:00 -
[57]
Originally by: SFShootme
http://standings.goonfleet.com/
You absolutely rock with numbers.
Not only are you a terrible FC, but you're also very dumb. Just because we are blue to someone does not mean they are ACTIVE in Delve.
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Muro Deez
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 15:28:00 -
[58]
Originally by: SFShootme http://standings.goonfleet.com/
You absolutely rock with numbers.
Are you really this stupid or do you roleplay it?
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Kanoubi
Amarr Rytiri Lva R.U.R.
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Posted - 2009.02.17 15:48:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Shadoo
http://standings.goonfleet.com/
You absolutely rock with numbers.
woot !.. never saw so many blue/green in a single standing list . 
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 15:53:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Kanoubi woot !.. never saw so many blue/green in a single standing list . 
shoulda seen the GBC right around the time they allied with LV
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Shadoo
Gallente North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 16:00:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Omeega
Then those numbers make absolutely no sense my dear Shadoo :(
The whole AAA/ROL & Stainwagon isn't in Delve (yet?)
I see you missed the op where ET *finally* found Delve. Too bad he was 12 months almost to date late.
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JackofHearts
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2009.02.17 16:02:00 -
[62]
Edited by: JackofHearts on 17/02/2009 16:02:12 I don't see goons taking much sov in delve but they losing a lot of systems to AAA and others. Is kenny really losing this fight? Doesn't seem like it...
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Azeneth Mannerheim
Amarr United Amarr Templar Legion Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2009.02.17 16:03:00 -
[63]
Originally by: JackofHearts Edited by: JackofHearts on 17/02/2009 16:02:12 I don't see goons taking much sov in delve but they losing a lot of systems to AAA and others. Is kenny really losing this fight? Doesn't seem like it...
It sure doesnt o7
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.17 16:07:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Azeneth Mannerheim
Originally by: JackofHearts Edited by: JackofHearts on 17/02/2009 16:02:12 I don't see goons taking much sov in delve but they losing a lot of systems to AAA and others. Is kenny really losing this fight? Doesn't seem like it...
It sure doesnt o7
Renzoku/BoB is dominating the field on and off the internet.
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.17 16:10:00 -
[65]
Originally by: JackofHearts Edited by: JackofHearts on 17/02/2009 16:02:12 I don't see goons taking much sov in delve but they losing a lot of systems to AAA and others. Is kenny really losing this fight? Doesn't seem like it...
Goonies tried to camp PR- but failed miserably. We still control the pipeline all throughout delve. If you want to help in the war effort please send capital ships to our home base in pr-.
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Omeega
Amarr The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.02.17 16:11:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Shadoo
Originally by: Omeega
Then those numbers make absolutely no sense my dear Shadoo :(
The whole AAA/ROL & Stainwagon isn't in Delve (yet?)
I see you missed the op where ET *finally* found Delve. Too bad he was 12 months almost to date late.
I was there, got smacked the **** out of me in local by TCF members from a Goonfleet unarmed POS :(
Don't speak english. F1,f2,f3...
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Omeega
Amarr The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.02.17 16:22:00 -
[67]
Was also there 1 year ago :-)
Got my first and only capital lossmail (a nync« nidhoggur) who died in a glorius TWD focus firing... next to nync's and vilerat's I think :)
then on msn:
Omeega > noooooooooooooo! TWD > you liked my target calling? Omeega > noooooooooooooo!
So eh, I hope we'll be joining the fight soon enough, cause we can't realy tell we'd be missing targets ;-)
Don't speak english. F1,f2,f3...
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.17 16:25:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Omeega Was also there 1 year ago :-)
Got my first and only capital lossmail (a nync« nidhoggur) who died in a glorius TWD focus firing... next to nync's and vilerat's I think :)
then on msn:
Omeega > noooooooooooooo! TWD > you liked my target calling? Omeega > noooooooooooooo!
So eh, I hope we'll be joining the fight soon enough, cause we can't realy tell we'd be missing targets ;-)
Boy howdy that must have been somethin! I bet the ebay dollars flowed that night.
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Omeega
Amarr The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.02.17 16:28:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Kathy Briggs Boy howdy that must have been somethin! I bet the ebay dollars flowed that night.
Well, in that time, goons refered to us as masters not ebayers... but eh it all changed with that late-2008 standing reset.
(prolly the rupture point where the whole AAA/ROL pilots started ebaying)
((everything makes sense now))
Don't speak english. F1,f2,f3...
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Sentinel Eeex
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 16:35:00 -
[70]
Originally by: darth solo
Originally by: Sentinel Eeex
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
And then, there is the other "half" of EVE, which is with BoB.
Did you even think before you posted?
(never stop posting and all, but use your brain sometimes)
i know the numbers NC/goons/tcf/pl etc etc etc bring, id be very surprised if BOB and co are getting any even fights. if u want good fights bring numbers that aint silly.
Iv always fought BOB. been -10 longer than most to them, iv been saying they needed to die for years. But they made the game interesting, goons just ruin our foums with crap, cant believe CCP allow it, makes EVE look like a kiddie game.
d solo.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, waaah, waaah, waaah.
On the first day, Kenny + Barbie brought out more than 600 people.
Would you like to discuss more?
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rValdez5987
Amarr 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2009.02.17 17:07:00 -
[71]
not really.
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Xtapolapoquetzl
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 17:21:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Kathy Briggs
Originally by: JackofHearts Edited by: JackofHearts on 17/02/2009 16:02:12 I don't see goons taking much sov in delve but they losing a lot of systems to AAA and others. Is kenny really losing this fight? Doesn't seem like it...
Goonies tried to camp PR- but failed miserably. We still control the pipeline all throughout delve. If you want to help in the war effort please send capital ships to our home base in pr-.
This is true, our PR- subcap camp fleet got wiped out last night. :( Drone regions, here we come.
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.17 17:25:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Xtapolapoquetzl
Originally by: Kathy Briggs
Originally by: JackofHearts Edited by: JackofHearts on 17/02/2009 16:02:12 I don't see goons taking much sov in delve but they losing a lot of systems to AAA and others. Is kenny really losing this fight? Doesn't seem like it...
Goonies tried to camp PR- but failed miserably. We still control the pipeline all throughout delve. If you want to help in the war effort please send capital ships to our home base in pr-.
This is true, our PR- subcap camp fleet got wiped out last night. :( Drone regions, here we come.
You really are terrible, we even got our name back from CCP. You'll see what happens soon enough. We are better at all levels of pvp, more motivated, and don't even really need allies. You'll see.
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Tholarim
Amarr Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.17 17:33:00 -
[74]
Originally by: SFShootme
Originally by: Shadoo
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
I don't normally respond to these kinda retarted spouts of angry posts from victims of severe trauma, such as mr. solo here -- but ok. I will bite.
Let's examine involved parties based on KB Stats in the last week or so, shall we mr. fountain of truth and justice!
Left Corner: KFC (Kenny Friends Coalition)
KenZoku: 3441 Executive Outcomes: 1830 Axiom Empire: 1231 Skunk-Works: 968 Strip Mining Club: 275 INTERDICTION: 275 Southern Cross Alliance: 1281 Confederation of Independent Corporations: 200 R.U.R.: 211 HUN Reloaded: 123 X13 Alliance: 191 Blade.: 435 BeachBoys: 207 Cardshark Influence: 172 Against All Authorities: 2024 Stain Empire: 473 C0VEN: 525 ATLAS: 1121 Systematic-Chaos: 1031 RED.OverLord: 319
TOTAL: 16333 pod pilots
Right Corner: "Half of EVE"
Goonswarm: 5363 Morsus Mihi: 2771 Razor Alliance: 1956 Tau Ceti Federation: 1568 Pandemic Legion: 877 Sons of Tangra: 1067 Zenith Affinity: 371 KIA Alliance: 693
TOTAL: 14666 pod pilots
Guys, guys!!! They're OUT BLOBBING US!!! TO THE COAD!!!
http://standings.goonfleet.com/
You absolutely rock with numbers.
lol he counted cardshark.
very accurate sir, very accurate!
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Kharnifex
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 17:38:00 -
[75]
lol he counted kengoku
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 17:38:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Tholarim
lol he counted cardshark.
very accurate sir, very accurate!
Hey Thol, what are your feelings on the current state of KenZoku?
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Popperr
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 17:49:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Tholarim
lol he counted cardshark.
very accurate sir, very accurate!
you counted 90% of gs...
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Tholarim
Amarr Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.17 17:54:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Popperr
Originally by: Tholarim
lol he counted cardshark.
very accurate sir, very accurate!
you counted 90% of gs...
he did actually.
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Nick Curso
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.17 17:59:00 -
[79]
Who are cardshark?
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Popperr
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 18:03:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Tholarim he did actually.
yes but your silence in opposition was equally deafening
... which is a good metaphor for delve
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Moctobot
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 18:04:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Nick Curso Who are cardshark?
'who is bob'
-an eve player
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CountingCrow
Minmatar The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 18:06:00 -
[82]
Kenny-tears are the best tears
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Tholarim
Amarr Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.17 18:09:00 -
[83]
Originally by: CountingCrow Kenny-tears are the best tears
posts about non-existant thread tears are the best posts!
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 18:10:00 -
[84]
Edited by: Montasque on 17/02/2009 18:10:00 KenZoku: NO LEADERS! NO FLEETS! NO HOPE!
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Petar Quaresma
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 18:14:00 -
[85]
The AAA Farming Collective is doing what they do best- avoiding all fights, harvesting moons and ratting. I love how they send their b-team posters to claim they have actually fought anyone besides us in the past few years worth speaking of and that they will show up in Delve anytime soon. You'll have to get out of your ravens and Iterons first.
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 18:20:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Petar Quaresma The AAA Farming Collective is doing what they do best- avoiding all fights, harvesting moons and ratting. I love how they send their b-team posters to claim they have actually fought anyone besides us in the past few years worth speaking of and that they will show up in Delve anytime soon. You'll have to get out of your ravens and Iterons first.
Nah I think AAA and friends will show up, any day now.... just you wait! 
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Himo Amasacia
Minmatar Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 18:26:00 -
[87]
Originally by: THEDON1
 Originally by: Himo Amasacia All I know is that someone contracted me a carrier and a t2 fit Megathron today in Pr-. It wasa very nice
omg u guys can fly tec2 now?
Actually no. I had to take off the t2 gunz and install my beloved Compressed Coil railguns.
Haven't used it yet though. Don't want to waste ammop on endless pos shoots so I'm flying my apoc today! (T1 fitted of course!)
"Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdoes both intelligence and skill." -Cicero |

Gneeznow
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 18:35:00 -
[88]
Originally by: NAFnist You dnt have to join cva to play amarr victor, because AMARR IS ALWAYS VICTOR!!!!
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Himo Amasacia
Minmatar Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 18:49:00 -
[89]
Somewhat Serious answer. There are 2 faint points of resistance in Kennys failing empire. One is d-3 where a dwindling number of HACs and recons camp every day and try and catch ratters in 319 (last report the number is 20 from 30 2 days ago). D-3 is of no significance whatsoever only that its the way into the W-2 Constellation where we began the invasion last week.
The other is Yz9 where a much smaller number of campers do the same thing, only they can run and dock in an NPC station, and was on the rote to PR- and empire. Both camps numbers are dwindling as people go inactive, leave or they cannot get replacements when they lose stuff.
Basicly they are minor pirates, achieving not a lot and only existing as our attention is elsewhere.
"Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdoes both intelligence and skill." -Cicero |

Fred0
Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.17 18:54:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Omeega
Originally by: Shadoo Perhaps you missed the part where it said "based on killboard involvements" my dear Omeega.
Then those numbers make absolutely no sense my dear Shadoo :(
The whole AAA/ROL & Stainwagon isn't in Delve (yet?)
You've been active in Delve the last week. Distinctly remember being camped in for a short while by a couple of hundred from your side. --- "Cutting Edge 4 Life" |
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Edriahn
Gallente Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 18:54:00 -
[91]
Edited by: Edriahn on 17/02/2009 18:54:29 Other people defending Bob e-honor. A bit too late?
And Page4 snypah...
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 18:58:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Himo Amasacia Somewhat Serious answer. There are 2 faint points of resistance in Kennys failing empire. One is d-3 where a dwindling number of HACs and recons camp every day and try and catch ratters in 319 (last report the number is 20 from 30 2 days ago). D-3 is of no significance whatsoever only that its the way into the W-2 Constellation where we began the invasion last week.
The other is Yz9 where a much smaller number of campers do the same thing, only they can run and dock in an NPC station, and was on the rote to PR- and empire. Both camps numbers are dwindling as people go inactive, leave or they cannot get replacements when they lose stuff.
Basicly they are minor pirates, achieving not a lot and only existing as our attention is elsewhere.
About 60 of them are camped in pr-.
KENZOKU: NO LEADERS! NO FLEETS! NO HOPE!
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Doosh Bagge
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.17 19:05:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Himo Amasacia Basicly they are minor pirates, achieving not a lot and only existing as our attention is elsewhere.
QFT, "elsewhere" is CAOD, griefposting every 30 seconds. Must make sure everyone is annoyed and ****ed off, after all.
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 19:06:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Doosh Bagge
Originally by: Himo Amasacia Basicly they are minor pirates, achieving not a lot and only existing as our attention is elsewhere.
QFT, "elsewhere" is CAOD, griefposting every 30 seconds. Must make sure everyone is annoyed and ****ed off, after all.
Honestly the only place they are fighting these days is on forums. Be it CAOD or SHC.
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N'olive
Minmatar Epsilon Lyr Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2009.02.17 19:19:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Himo Amasacia Somewhat Serious answer. There are 2 faint points of resistance in Kennys failing empire. One is d-3 where a dwindling number of HACs and recons camp every day and try and catch ratters in 319 (last report the number is 20 from 30 2 days ago). D-3 is of no significance whatsoever only that its the way into the W-2 Constellation where we began the invasion last week.
The other is Yz9 where a much smaller number of campers do the same thing, only they can run and dock in an NPC station, and was on the rote to PR- and empire. Both camps numbers are dwindling as people go inactive, leave or they cannot get replacements when they lose stuff.
Basicly they are minor pirates, achieving not a lot and only existing as our attention is elsewhere.
There's also 4 Axiom Empire camping the KFIE station, it's annoying 
And that makes 3 points of resistance. _______________ Olivier C. - My Eve videos - Battlefieldz Serie (french-dubbed and Eve-themed spoofs) |

Napro
Caldari Raptor Legion Veneratio Venator Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.17 19:55:00 -
[96]
Surprised that -A- hasnt turncoated and tried to grab a share of Delve itself
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Vladic Ka
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 19:58:00 -
[97]
Originally by: Napro Surprised that -A- hasnt turncoated and tried to grab a share of Delve itself
Probably beyond that point now.
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 20:07:00 -
[98]
I think AAA are having far too much fun eating all of GS's former space in the SE to really care about KZ. Granted (as GS actually left so they could have enough towers to conquer Delve) it's a literal case of "We Didn't Want That Sov Anyway", but I can imagine AAA are ecstatic at being able to wipe out one half of GS's empire in one go and take it for themselves. ________________________________________________
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 20:35:00 -
[99]
UPDATE: While Delve burns to the ground,Kenny and Barbie have a 50 man traveling hac gang camping gates and stations.
They're like chickens with their heads cut off at this point.
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Fo RumChar
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.17 21:49:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Doctor Penguin I think AAA are having far too much fun eating all of GS's former space in the SE to really care about KZ. Granted (as GS actually left so they could have enough towers to conquer Delve) it's a literal case of "We Didn't Want That Sov Anyway", but I can imagine AAA are ecstatic at being able to wipe out one half of GS's empire in one go and take it for themselves.
Wipe out empty 0.0 regions? It has been talked about many times the Goons left all there old space and moved to Delve. aAa are ecstatic due to claiming empty regions without a fight and thats the only reason. Funny they got Axiom's old space the same way, Axiom pulled out. Only Axiom never claimed any other space to replace it. -Fo |
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.17 21:55:00 -
[101]
Edited by: Kathy Briggs on 17/02/2009 21:55:29
Originally by: Doctor Penguin I think AAA are having far too much fun eating all of GS's former space in the SE to really care about KZ. Granted (as GS actually left so they could have enough towers to conquer Delve) it's a literal case of "We Didn't Want That Sov Anyway", but I can imagine AAA are ecstatic at being able to wipe out one half of GS's empire in one go and take it for themselves.
Yes goonies are such newbies in t1 frigates. They will be kicked out of delve soon. Come in a capital ship to PR- and perhaps you may be able to get in on the spoils when you're not busy mining in empire.
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Ostr0mir
Minmatar Fremen Sietch White Noise.
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:06:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Fo RumChar aAa are ecstatic due to claiming empty regions without a fight and thats the only reason. Funny they got Axiom's old space the same way, Axiom pulled out. Only Axiom never claimed any other space to replace it.
Axiom pulled out, GS pulled out. All by themselves, no pressure applied 
Man, I see a trend forming 
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:08:00 -
[103]
Edited by: Kathy Briggs on 17/02/2009 22:08:23
Originally by: Ostr0mir
Originally by: Fo RumChar aAa are ecstatic due to claiming empty regions without a fight and thats the only reason. Funny they got Axiom's old space the same way, Axiom pulled out. Only Axiom never claimed any other space to replace it.
Axiom pulled out, GS pulled out. All by themselves, no pressure applied 
Man, I see a trend forming 
Yes they ran..and now renzoku controls delve still after all this. They are full of fail. Plenty of easy goonie kills to go around for any empire pvp'ers who want to get in on the spoils of war. Come quick to delve though it might not last forever.
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Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:12:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Fo RumChar Funny they got Axiom's old space the same way, Axiom pulled out. Only Axiom never claimed any other space to replace it.
-A- utterly crushed their will to fight and defeated their capitals and fleets multiple times before AXE pulled out, not at all comparable.
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Lumen Atra
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:30:00 -
[105]
Edited by: Lumen Atra on 17/02/2009 22:32:11 Edited by: Lumen Atra on 17/02/2009 22:30:49
Originally by: Ostr0mir
Originally by: Fo RumChar aAa are ecstatic due to claiming empty regions without a fight and thats the only reason. Funny they got Axiom's old space the same way, Axiom pulled out. Only Axiom never claimed any other space to replace it.
Axiom pulled out, GS pulled out. All by themselves, no pressure applied 
Man, I see a trend forming 
Do you really see a trend? Well that's ok my dear <weird name>. I'll let it slide this time, so long as you promise to take a basic logic course - I hear most universities cover it in their intro to philosophy classes.
By taking a class, you not only bolster your own knowledge, which can only be seen as a good thing, but also will prevent the rest of the eve community from having to suffer through another one of your literally illogical posts! It is truly win-win!
~~~!!!1~!~~!``
edit: oops, I bucked the bandwagon. I am changing my response to "crap, triple to the A really gave it to us. Their absolute failures in making headway into our space were incredibly demoralizing :( Definitely had to abandon that ship."
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:50:00 -
[106]
I think I'll skip the BBQ this year in case they poison the sausages. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Lina Jakiri
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.17 23:19:00 -
[107]
Originally by: Ostr0mir
Axiom pulled out, GS pulled out. All by themselves, no pressure applied 
Man, I see a trend forming 
Oh wow, I thought you stopped posting
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sakana
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 23:31:00 -
[108]
this thread.
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Hubris
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 23:37:00 -
[109]
pr- is this boring
23:26:50 Notify You have started trying to warp scramble Stargate (NOL-M9). -
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Ilene D'over
Amarr THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.17 23:41:00 -
[110]
Originally by: McDaddy Pimp
Originally by: QuaSSia
Special for Shadoo "How to Use a Calculator"
didn't know u work at a grocery
You think he would be able to tell me how long it took him to go nuts after having to ask "Paper or plastic" for each customer? ===== 100th level Black Liquorice Belt exponent in that great Lancastrian martial Art of Eckythump.
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Ilene D'over
Amarr THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.17 23:46:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Sentinel Eeex
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
And then, there is the other "half" of EVE, which is with BoB.
Did you even think before you posted?
(never stop posting and all, but use your brain sometimes)
Darth thinking? Why would he break the habit of a sad lifetime now, just because you asked?
Don't forget, this is the same bloke that thought it would be smart to attack NC POSes while they were down in the south over the xmas 2007 period, only to see his joke of an alliance fold faster than a used toilet tissue when the toiulet is flushed. ===== 100th level Black Liquorice Belt exponent in that great Lancastrian martial Art of Eckythump.
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Max Mekker
Caldari Viper Intel Squad Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.02.17 23:51:00 -
[112]
Originally by: Devian 666 I think I'll skip the BBQ this year in case they poison the sausages.
Hey, speaking of which, is everyone thats blue to Goonswarm invited to the first annual Bob (Best Corp in Goons) BBQ?
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 23:54:00 -
[113]
Originally by: Doosh Bagge Must make sure everyone is annoyed and ****ed off, after all.
Just Kenny and Barbie. I can almost feel the rage through their alts Hi, my name is Flinx, and I am a recovering nano***
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Lady Lard
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 00:14:00 -
[114]
it's pretty funny that bob have started to drop d2 specials 
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Ilene D'over
Amarr THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.18 00:42:00 -
[115]
Originally by: Devian 666 I think I'll skip the BBQ this year in case they poison the sausages.
Nah, the only sausages that will be poisoned will be those being given to Kenny's remaining avatar pilots so that Sir Molle can steal their titans and ninja suicide them as he has done the previous four. ===== 100th level Black Liquorice Belt exponent in that great Lancastrian martial Art of Eckythump.
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Baghdad Babs
Caldari THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.18 01:21:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Devian 666 I think I'll skip the BBQ this year in case they poison the sausages.
I have a feeling that the BBQ will never be quite the same again 
-------------------------------------------------- The Internet, keeping you the reader updated with the "facts" since back when i was a man covering another conflict back on earth many eons ago! |

Phelaen
Amarr Under the Wings of Fury Atrocitas
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Posted - 2009.02.18 01:46:00 -
[117]
Originally by: darth solo
Originally by: Sentinel Eeex
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
And then, there is the other "half" of EVE, which is with BoB.
Did you even think before you posted?
(never stop posting and all, but use your brain sometimes)
i know the numbers NC/goons/tcf/pl etc etc etc bring, id be very surprised if BOB and co are getting any even fights. if u want good fights bring numbers that aint silly.
Iv always fought BOB. been -10 longer than most to them, iv been saying they needed to die for years. But they made the game interesting, goons just ruin our foums with crap, cant believe CCP allow it, makes EVE look like a kiddie game.
d solo.
I agree, I have fought BoB too and i dont care if they die, but Goons winning is just not satisfying. I remmember the good times when this forum was a place you could read up on current events without all the childish crap by goons
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Waagaa Ktlehr
Amarr Evolution KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.18 02:07:00 -
[118]
Originally by: Montasque
Originally by: SFShootme
http://standings.goonfleet.com/
You absolutely rock with numbers.
Not only are you a terrible FC, but you're also very dumb. Just because we are blue to someone does not mean they are ACTIVE in Delve.
****, you just shot yourself in the foot.
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 02:10:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr
Originally by: Montasque
Originally by: SFShootme
http://standings.goonfleet.com/
You absolutely rock with numbers.
Not only are you a terrible FC, but you're also very dumb. Just because we are blue to someone does not mean they are ACTIVE in Delve.
****, you just shot yourself in the foot.
We are blue to many entities that are not in Delve, whats your point? Oh, you dont have one!
KENZOKU: NO LEADERS! NO FLEETS! NO HOPE!
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.18 02:10:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr
****, you just shot yourself in the foot.
Speaking of shooting things, isn't it about time you guys tried something? Hi, my name is Flinx, and I am a recovering nano***
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 02:13:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr
****, you just shot yourself in the foot.
Speaking of shooting things, isn't it about time you guys tried something?
That would mean things like getting a fleet together, or UNDOCKING.
Things the great Kenzoku can not be bothered with at this time.
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 02:50:00 -
[122]
Originally by: Devian 666 I think I'll skip the BBQ this year in case they poison the sausages.
gs is holding the bob bbq in 2009 since it's our scamming altcorp~
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Lumen Atra
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 02:53:00 -
[123]
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr
Originally by: Montasque
Originally by: SFShootme
http://standings.goonfleet.com/
You absolutely rock with numbers.
Not only are you a terrible FC, but you're also very dumb. Just because we are blue to someone does not mean they are ACTIVE in Delve.
****, you just shot yourself in the foot.
The foot,
The foot,
The foot's on fire!
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Sareth Drangua
Gallente M. Corp Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.02.18 03:14:00 -
[124]
poasting in a d solo thread
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Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 04:01:00 -
[125]
*makes a zero content sh!tpost*
*references a butt*
*lol*
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Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 05:31:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr
****, you just shot yourself in the foot.
Speaking of shooting things, isn't it about time you guys tried something?
blammo
Originally by: Sergeant Spot
Did BoB "plan" to lose all its space? ...if it does, its still just a detail within a successful plan
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.18 05:56:00 -
[127]
Originally by: Phelaen
Originally by: darth solo
Originally by: Sentinel Eeex
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
And then, there is the other "half" of EVE, which is with BoB.
Did you even think before you posted?
(never stop posting and all, but use your brain sometimes)
i know the numbers NC/goons/tcf/pl etc etc etc bring, id be very surprised if BOB and co are getting any even fights. if u want good fights bring numbers that aint silly.
Iv always fought BOB. been -10 longer than most to them, iv been saying they needed to die for years. But they made the game interesting, goons just ruin our foums with crap, cant believe CCP allow it, makes EVE look like a kiddie game.
d solo.
I agree, I have fought BoB too and i dont care if they die, but Goons winning is just not satisfying. I remmember the good times when this forum was a place you could read up on current events without all the childish crap by goons
omg i know ur SO right! 12 year olds in newbie frigates lollers! Those whippersnappers don't know what elite pvp really is about. That's why we have to show them who's boss.  
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Fo RumChar
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.18 06:10:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Originally by: Fo RumChar Funny they got Axiom's old space the same way, Axiom pulled out. Only Axiom never claimed any other space to replace it.
-A- utterly crushed their will to fight and defeated their capitals and fleets multiple times before AXE pulled out, not at all comparable.
Correct, although to be fair ASCN was at the time being invaded by BOB and ASCN was a AXE ally. The two fronts BOB plus aAa was a good reason to run. This is why i always figured aAa was in BOBs back pocket. I could also be wrong but mehhh. -Fo |

Vladic Ka
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.18 12:38:00 -
[129]
Patience is a virtue.
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Lina Jakiri
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 13:13:00 -
[130]
Originally by: Phelaen
I remmember the good times when this forum was a place you could read up on current events without all the childish crap by goons
CAOD has always only been used for propaganda, hope this helps you understanding this fine forum.
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Waagaa Ktlehr
Amarr Evolution KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.18 13:17:00 -
[131]
Originally by: Montasque
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr
Originally by: Montasque
Originally by: SFShootme
http://standings.goonfleet.com/
You absolutely rock with numbers.
Not only are you a terrible FC, but you're also very dumb. Just because we are blue to someone does not mean they are ACTIVE in Delve.
****, you just shot yourself in the foot.
We are blue to many entities that are not in Delve, whats your point? Oh, you dont have one!
KENZOKU: NO LEADERS! NO FLEETS! NO HOPE!
The thing where you lump in -a-, SE, COVEN, ATLAS into our camp when you count and your own blues who aren't in Delve don't get counted.
Yeah, blammo..
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Popperr
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 13:21:00 -
[132]
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr
Yeah, blammo..
you got us bad
*flips nol*
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Recto Lick
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.18 13:22:00 -
[133]
Originally by: darth solo
i know the numbers NC/goons/tcf/pl etc etc etc bring, id be very surprised if BOB and co are getting any even fights. if u want good fights bring numbers that aint silly.
Iv always fought BOB. been -10 longer than most to them, iv been saying they needed to die for years. But they made the game interesting, goons just ruin our foums with crap, cant believe CCP allow it, makes EVE look like a kiddie game.
d solo.
Translated:
Boohoo cry cry cry. I rage quit in tears because my alliance collapsed and i whine about numbers because Molley would not come help me
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Darius JOHNSON
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Posted - 2009.02.18 13:38:00 -
[134]
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr
The thing where you lump in -a-, SE, COVEN, ATLAS into our camp when you count and your own blues who aren't in Delve don't get counted.
Yeah, blammo..
This is because we use the killboards, not your BS, to obtain this information. For people who aren't in Delve -A-, SE, and c0ven sure do seem to have shot and been shot there in the past week...
Originally by: Iroku Mata Darius is time to STFU and make your GSM place free for someone who got the humildity to have the job you claim and failled!
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.18 13:46:00 -
[135]
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr
The thing where you lump in -a-, SE, COVEN, ATLAS into our camp when you count and your own blues who aren't in Delve don't get counted.
Yeah, blammo..
This is because we use the killboards, not your BS, to obtain this information. For people who aren't in Delve -A-, SE, and c0ven sure do seem to have shot and been shot there in the past week...
So anyone who has shot at someone on our side can thus be included (and their corp / alliance) when calculating the figures for your side? Is that what you are saying?
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destinationZERO
Minmatar Pain Management Services
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Posted - 2009.02.18 13:51:00 -
[136]
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON
This is because we use the killboards, not your BS, to obtain this information. For people who aren't in Delve -A-, SE, and c0ven sure do seem to have shot and been shot there in the past week...
Heh, like your killboards are an accurate source of information *fakes titan & ms kills*
*fakes battlereports on caod*
*lol goons*
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Darius JOHNSON
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Posted - 2009.02.18 13:56:00 -
[137]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr
The thing where you lump in -a-, SE, COVEN, ATLAS into our camp when you count and your own blues who aren't in Delve don't get counted.
Yeah, blammo..
This is because we use the killboards, not your BS, to obtain this information. For people who aren't in Delve -A-, SE, and c0ven sure do seem to have shot and been shot there in the past week...
So anyone who has shot at someone on our side can thus be included (and their corp / alliance) when calculating the figures for your side? Is that what you are saying?
Yes that is exactly what I'm saying... These are your allies. They are participating in Delve. They're not just some randoms who appeared there, they operate at your behest. You know this. You post terribly. Nobody is surprised.
Originally by: Iroku Mata Darius is time to STFU and make your GSM place free for someone who got the humildity to have the job you claim and failled!
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.18 14:01:00 -
[138]
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON
Originally by: Avon
So anyone who has shot at someone on our side can thus be included (and their corp / alliance) when calculating the figures for your side? Is that what you are saying?
Yes that is exactly what I'm saying... These are your allies. They are participating in Delve. They're not just some randoms who appeared there, they operate at your behest. You know this. You post terribly. Nobody is surprised.
So, anyone who shoots at one of us are not just randoms who appeared in Delve, but they are in fact operating at your behest, and therefore can be included in the numbers for your side? I just want to be very clear that this is what you are saying.
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Lady Lard
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 14:02:00 -
[139]
Originally by: kryztal We haven't lost anything and we wont lose anything
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance
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w00tle
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 14:02:00 -
[140]
Once the wounded tiger is backed into a corner... well you know what happens!
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geno effort
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 14:07:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Avon So, anyone who shoots at one of us are not just randoms who appeared in Delve, but they are in fact operating at your behest, and therefore can be included in the numbers for your side? I just want to be very clear that this is what you are saying.
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?? IS IT??
DON'T YOU DARE include these alliances on our side!
We don't include them on ourside, because we DON'T WANT them on our side! We are losing, but not really losing, because we are UNFAIRLY AND MASSIVELY OUT-BLOBBED. You may take our space, you may take our alliance, but you will never take our E-HONOR of standing HONORABLY AND HEROICALLY as only KENGOKU can against overwhelming odds!!!!
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.18 14:08:00 -
[142]
Originally by: geno effort
Originally by: Avon So, anyone who shoots at one of us are not just randoms who appeared in Delve, but they are in fact operating at your behest, and therefore can be included in the numbers for your side? I just want to be very clear that this is what you are saying.
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?? IS IT??
DON'T YOU DARE include these alliances on our side!
We don't include them on ourside, because we DON'T WANT them on our side! We are losing, but not really losing, because we are UNFAIRLY AND MASSIVELY OUT-BLOBBED. You may take our space, you may take our alliance, but you will never take our E-HONOR of standing HONORABLY AND HEROICALLY as only KENGOKU can against overwhelming odds!!!!
Damn, that was my next post. 
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Lumen Atra
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 14:25:00 -
[143]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON
Originally by: Avon
So anyone who has shot at someone on our side can thus be included (and their corp / alliance) when calculating the figures for your side? Is that what you are saying?
Yes that is exactly what I'm saying... These are your allies. They are participating in Delve. They're not just some randoms who appeared there, they operate at your behest. You know this. You post terribly. Nobody is surprised.
So, anyone who shoots at one of us are not just randoms who appeared in Delve, but they are in fact operating at your behest, and therefore can be included in the numbers for your side? I just want to be very clear that this is what you are saying.
For simplicity sake, the political land scape in the delve greater area is Goons vs Kenny.
Now, when we say Goons, we naturally mean goons + allies, where allies are indeed those working with us and toward the common goal of removing kenny's holdings in that area.
Likewise, when we say Kenny, we naturally mean kenny + allies, where allies are indeed those working for your common goal of not losing all of your space.
That I would say is a fair portrait of the political landscape.
For this, there is no third party. Any third party - ie, a party that would shoot either Goons or Kenny - are not counted for either. They are there, ostensibly, for the fun of having lots of targets and are not trying to help either side.
Now, for the parties that are involved as indicated by killboards, I don't think anybody actually believes every single person in each of those alliances is there. Otherwise the server would **** itself over having 30k people there or something.
However - and this is incredibly important given the above fact - the kenny claim is that 90% of eve, or even 50% (depends on which posts you want to read), is against them. The fact is, there are more alliances sided with kenny, and given the above assertion, the only recourse is indeed to count number of alliances.
The fact is, kenny + allies can meet us numerically. The fact that you have more alliances and at least an equivalent number of pilots, if not more, but can't muster a force of competition is truly telling of the internal state of the kenny fried chicken coalition.
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Connor Pjalente
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 14:38:00 -
[144]
Originally by: Shadoo
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
I don't normally respond to these kinda retarted spouts of angry posts from victims of severe trauma, such as mr. solo here -- but ok. I will bite.
Let's examine involved parties based on KB Stats in the last week or so, shall we mr. fountain of truth and justice!
Left Corner: KFC (Kenny Friends Coalition)
KenZoku: 3441 Executive Outcomes: 1830 Axiom Empire: 1231 Skunk-Works: 968 Strip Mining Club: 275 INTERDICTION: 275 Southern Cross Alliance: 1281 Confederation of Independent Corporations: 200 R.U.R.: 211 HUN Reloaded: 123 X13 Alliance: 191 Blade.: 435 BeachBoys: 207 Cardshark Influence: 172 Against All Authorities: 2024 Stain Empire: 473 C0VEN: 525 ATLAS: 1121 Systematic-Chaos: 1031 RED.OverLord: 319
TOTAL: 16333 pod pilots
Right Corner: "Half of EVE"
Goonswarm: 5363 Morsus Mihi: 2771 Razor Alliance: 1956 Tau Ceti Federation: 1568 Pandemic Legion: 877 Sons of Tangra: 1067 Zenith Affinity: 371 KIA Alliance: 693
TOTAL: 14666 pod pilots
Guys, guys!!! They're OUT BLOBBING US!!! TO THE COAD!!!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. It is grossly unfair that Kenny has to defend their towers without half a dozen titans camping the gate under a jammer. This even playingfield is just too much to handle.
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Ostr0mir
Minmatar Fremen Sietch White Noise.
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Posted - 2009.02.18 15:00:00 -
[145]
Edited by: Ostr0mir on 18/02/2009 15:02:13 Edited by: Ostr0mir on 18/02/2009 15:01:55
Originally by: Lady Lard
Originally by: kryztal We haven't lost anything and we wont lose anything
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance
KenZoku makes an exchange ù towers for your time.
It's not a loss, it's a tradeoff 
And you are getting tired of POS warfare long before any sort of decent POS spamming have started.
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Avulsion
Caldari Duragon Pioneer Group GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 15:04:00 -
[146]
Originally by: Ostr0mir Edited by: Ostr0mir on 18/02/2009 15:02:13 Edited by: Ostr0mir on 18/02/2009 15:01:55
Originally by: Lady Lard
Originally by: kryztal We haven't lost anything and we wont lose anything
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance
KenZoku makes an exchange ù towers for your time.
It's not a loss, it's a tradeoff 
And you are getting tired of POS warfare long before any sort of decent POS spamming have started.
It turns out that killing control towers is actually kind of fun if you don't spend more than 10 minutes at each one.
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Jager Narses
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 15:07:00 -
[147]
Originally by: Ostr0mir
KenZoku makes an exchange ù towers for your time.
It's not a loss, it's a tradeoff 
And you are getting tired of POS warfare long before any sort of decent POS spamming have started.
No one is getting tired on our side. I even had fun onlining poses the other night.
You see, everything is fun when you're winning.
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 16:14:00 -
[148]
Originally by: Ostr0mir Edited by: Ostr0mir on 18/02/2009 15:02:13 Edited by: Ostr0mir on 18/02/2009 15:01:55
Originally by: Lady Lard
Originally by: kryztal We haven't lost anything and we wont lose anything
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance
KenZoku makes an exchange ù towers for your time.
It's not a loss, it's a tradeoff 
And you are getting tired of POS warfare long before any sort of decent POS spamming have started.
Goons like POS warfare.
KENGOKU: NO LEADERS! NO FLEETS! NO HOPE!
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Nlewis
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.18 16:24:00 -
[149]
I've never had this much fun shooting pos
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Thomina Yorke
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 02:54:00 -
[150]
Originally by: Lady Lard 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance
kengoku seems to be fluctuating between 1 and 2 because they will absolutely not do 3 until all their stations are lost, to which the response will be "no **** you" and then they'll move to 4 and stay there until they merge with triumvirate or something
Quote: KenZoku makes an exchange ù towers for your time.
It's not a loss, it's a tradeoff 
And you are getting tired of POS warfare long before any sort of decent POS spamming have started.
Towers for our time
Our time for the single best region in the game
Seems like an even trade to me!!
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Orebuster
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 02:55:00 -
[151]
Originally by: Jager Narses I even had fun onlining poses the other night.
You see, everything is fun when you're winning.
I camped a station in delve for 8 hours, and just the local tears fueled me for another 16. These guys cry like the fat guy in deliverance. Where are you Burt Reynolds (-A-)? Surely the dyspro moons in SP aren't worth abandoning your new mates?
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Gneeznow
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 03:11:00 -
[152]
ya'll git some real purrrty mouths
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Draven Stone
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 07:52:00 -
[153]
Yo I know a lot of you KenZoku guys have some assets in Delve that you're starting to think you might not get back for a while. I know the feeling, I've still got stuff trapped in stations across half the universe that I'll never have access to again. I'm not arrogant enough to say you won't take back your stations, but you know, sometimes alliance goals change.
The tech 2 stuff is the worst. You can't insurance fraud them, as they give back pennies on the dollar. They sit there in your asset window, mocking you from fifty jumps away.
All those ships? They represent dead money. What you need is a bunch of liquid capital so that you can buy fresh ships, and can best focus on whatever comes next in this great game.
So, you know what to do. You need someone in Goonswarm, willing to trade without trying to take advantage of your situation. Drop me an evemail, or convo me in-game. My rates aren't quite jita, but they're fair. I won't brag about ripping you off on the goonfleet forums, nor will I call you out in local should you end up deciding not to go through with the deal. In fact, I have no intention of ripping you off. I have no ethical issues helping out you guys. I am discreet. What's good for me is what's good for the swarm. And everybody gets a share.
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 07:57:00 -
[154]
YO.
SELL ME YO **** FO CHEEP
HOLLA ATCHA BOY
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Himo Amasacia
Minmatar Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 12:42:00 -
[155]
Just now a Kenny ship flew to 319 station, locked up a cyno frigate and then flew away without firing.
This counts as fierce Kenny resistance these days.
"Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdoes both intelligence and skill." -Cicero |

Fat Ducker
Amarr Lucky Hydra Corp
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Posted - 2009.02.19 12:59:00 -
[156]
Edited by: Fat Ducker on 19/02/2009 12:59:32
Originally by: Draven Stone A quality troll
Its warms my cold, hard drone stealin' heart to see someone take some real pride in their work. Be honest, the last couple of days have seen some of poorest, ill conceived and unimaginative garbage ever put out. Then I find this gem.
A+++ - will definitely steal your drones again - and sell them back to you at wholesale (yup. I'm that impressed.
Originally by: Himo Amasacia Just now a Kenny ship flew to 319 station, locked up a cyno frigate and then flew away without firing.
This counts as fierce Kenny resistance these days.
You clearly don't 'get' the aggressive rabbit strategy.
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Himo Amasacia
Minmatar Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 13:24:00 -
[157]
Originally by: Fat Ducker
Originally by: Himo Amasacia Just now a Kenny ship flew to 319 station, locked up a cyno frigate and then flew away without firing.
This counts as fierce Kenny resistance these days.
You clearly don't 'get' the aggressive rabbit strategy.
Ever tasted wild rabbit? Its delicious.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:27:00 -
[158]
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 17:34:32
Originally by: Connor Pjalente
Originally by: Shadoo
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
I don't normally respond to these kinda retarted spouts of angry posts from victims of severe trauma, such as mr. solo here -- but ok. I will bite.
Let's examine involved parties based on KB Stats in the last week or so, shall we mr. fountain of truth and justice!
Left Corner: KFC (Kenny Friends Coalition)
KenZoku: 3441 Executive Outcomes: 1830 Axiom Empire: 1231 Skunk-Works: 968 Strip Mining Club: 275 INTERDICTION: 275 Southern Cross Alliance: 1281 Confederation of Independent Corporations: 200 R.U.R.: 211 HUN Reloaded: 123 X13 Alliance: 191 Blade.: 435 BeachBoys: 207 Cardshark Influence: 172 Against All Authorities: 2024 Stain Empire: 473 C0VEN: 525 ATLAS: 1121 Systematic-Chaos: 1031 RED.OverLord: 319
TOTAL: 16333 pod pilots
Right Corner: "Half of EVE"
Goonswarm: 5363 Morsus Mihi: 2771 Razor Alliance: 1956 Tau Ceti Federation: 1568 Pandemic Legion: 877 Sons of Tangra: 1067 Zenith Affinity: 371 KIA Alliance: 693
TOTAL: 14666 pod pilots
Guys, guys!!! They're OUT BLOBBING US!!! TO THE COAD!!!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. It is grossly unfair that Kenny has to defend their towers without half a dozen titans camping the gate under a jammer. This even playingfield is just too much to handle.
Something tells me you guys won't exactly be willing to do without the advantages of cyno-jammers, bridges and titan defense in jump-denied systems in a few weeks little goonie. If anything this whole shindig has just gone to prove what everyone sensible has ever said about the problems of the current sovereignty system and overwhelming defense bonus of POS equipment.
If war in 0.0 becomes a polarity between:
A) They have cyno-jammers and titans = no force in the known universe can take their space.
B) We have a director level spy in their executor corp and can turn off their sovereignty = auto win for the larger side.
You know you have a problem in game balance.
Lets face it if somebody was planning a campaign against say RAZOR right now - what would be the sensible option?
A) buying 500 deathstars and assembling a massive "coalition of the willing" and bringing a cap fleet to darken the skies (tm).
or
B) Lets have a whip-round and see how much raw ISK we can put into a pot to bribe an executor corp director to zero their sovereignty.
Now sure, you still need a force to go in there and actually put up the new towers but compared to the absolute impossibility of taking territory from a half way competent defense force with jammers/titans thats the current state of the game in a nutshell.
Conclusion.
The goons are probably due some thanks for graphically demonstrating to the universe of Eve that sovereignty is so hilariously broken that its only possible to take territory from a competent opponent by bribing their directors to self-destruct.
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:36:00 -
[159]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Something tells me you guys won't exactly be willing to do without the advantages of cyno-jammers, bridges and titan defense in jump-denied systems in a few weeks little goonie. If anything this whole shindig has just gone to prove what everyone sensible has ever said about the problems of the current sovereignty system and overwhelming defense bonus of POS equipment.
If war in 0.0 becomes a polarity between:
A) They have cyno-jammers and titans = no force in the known universe can take their space.
B) We have a director level spy in their executor corp and can turn off their sovereignty = auto win for the larger side.
You know you have a problem in game balance.
Lets face it if somebody was planning a campaign against say RAZOR right now - what would be the sensible option?
A) buying 500 deathstars and assembling a massive "coalition of the willing" and bringing a cap fleet to darken the skies (tm).
or
B) Lets have a whip-round and see how much raw ISK we can put into a pot to bribe an executor corp director to zero their sovereignty.
Now sure, you still need a force to go in there and actually put up the new towers but compared to the absolute impossibility of taking territory from a half way competent defense force with jammers/titans thats the current state of the game in a nutshell.
Conclusion.
The goons are probably due some thanks for graphically demonstrating to the universe of Eve that sovereignty is so hilariously broken that its only possible to take territory from a competent opponent by bribing their directors to self-destruct.
a nice thing about ruining reikoku otaku kakahshi-sama is their 'long-standing friendship' with you and your embarrassment of a corp
i bet you're going to be getting a bunch of ardent roleplaying recruits in the next few days~~ |

Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:38:00 -
[160]
Originally by: Jade Constantine stuff
Well, well if it is'nt irrelevance it self peaking its head in a KenZoku thread.
With you and DBP back all we need now is Digital Communist return and the 'Triumvirate of stupid' can reunite. I cant wait for you guys to shower us with log winded psedo-philosophical rants on how KenZoku is actually wining this war from a post-modern feminist perspective. Seriously, I enjoy nothing more than the ramblings and rationalizations from a group of has-beens who are stuck in 2006.
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Talon Scorpio
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:38:00 -
[161]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Something tells me you guys won't exactly be willing to do without the advantages of cyno-jammers, bridges and titan defense in jump-denied systems in a few weeks little goonie. If anything this whole shindig has just gone to prove what everyone sensible has ever said about the problems of the current sovereignty system and overwhelming defense bonus of POS equipment.
If war in 0.0 becomes a polarity between:
A) They have cyno-jammers and titans = no force in the known universe can take their space.
B) We have a director level spy in their executor corp and can turn off their sovereignty = auto win for the larger side.
You know you have a problem in game balance.
Lets face it if somebody was planning a campaign against say RAZOR right now - what would be the sensible option?
A) buying 500 deathstars and assembling a massive "coalition of the willing" and bringing a cap fleet to darken the skies (tm).
or
B) Lets have a whip-round and see how much raw ISK we can put into a pot to bribe an executor corp director to zero their sovereignty.
Now sure, you still need a force to go in there and actually put up the new towers but compared to the absolute impossibility of taking territory from a half way competent defense force with jammers/titans thats the current state of the game in a nutshell.
Conclusion.
The goons are probably due some thanks for graphically demonstrating to the universe of Eve that sovereignty is so hilariously broken that its only possible to take territory from a competent opponent by bribing their directors to self-destruct.
a nice thing about ruining reikoku otaku kakahshi-sama is their 'long-standing friendship' with you and your embarrassment of a corp
i bet you're going to be getting a bunch of ardent roleplaying recruits in the next few days~~
I have gotton rather tired of you Lolcat. |

The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:40:00 -
[162]
Originally by: Talon Scorpio
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Something tells me you guys won't exactly be willing to do without the advantages of cyno-jammers, bridges and titan defense in jump-denied systems in a few weeks little goonie. If anything this whole shindig has just gone to prove what everyone sensible has ever said about the problems of the current sovereignty system and overwhelming defense bonus of POS equipment.
If war in 0.0 becomes a polarity between:
A) They have cyno-jammers and titans = no force in the known universe can take their space.
B) We have a director level spy in their executor corp and can turn off their sovereignty = auto win for the larger side.
You know you have a problem in game balance.
Lets face it if somebody was planning a campaign against say RAZOR right now - what would be the sensible option?
A) buying 500 deathstars and assembling a massive "coalition of the willing" and bringing a cap fleet to darken the skies (tm).
or
B) Lets have a whip-round and see how much raw ISK we can put into a pot to bribe an executor corp director to zero their sovereignty.
Now sure, you still need a force to go in there and actually put up the new towers but compared to the absolute impossibility of taking territory from a half way competent defense force with jammers/titans thats the current state of the game in a nutshell.
Conclusion.
The goons are probably due some thanks for graphically demonstrating to the universe of Eve that sovereignty is so hilariously broken that its only possible to take territory from a competent opponent by bribing their directors to self-destruct.
a nice thing about ruining reikoku otaku kakahshi-sama is their 'long-standing friendship' with you and your embarrassment of a corp
i bet you're going to be getting a bunch of ardent roleplaying recruits in the next few days~~
I have gotton rather tired of you Lolcat.
i hear npc space is very refreshing if you need a nap~
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:41:00 -
[163]
Wow, look at all the goonanger. lolz |

Talon Scorpio
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:43:00 -
[164]
Edited by: Talon Scorpio on 19/02/2009 17:43:59 edited to remove the great pyramid
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Talon Scorpio
a nice thing about ruining reikoku otaku kakahshi-sama is their 'long-standing friendship' with you and your embarrassment of a corp
i bet you're going to be getting a bunch of ardent roleplaying recruits in the next few days~~
I have gotton rather tired of you Lolcat.
i hear npc space is very refreshing if you need a nap~
I dont need a nap, cat. Besides that is not what you really want anyway. |

Friday Dillinja
Amarr 4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:44:00 -
[165]
Originally by: Talon Scorpio
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Something tells me you guys won't exactly be willing to do without the advantages of cyno-jammers, bridges and titan defense in jump-denied systems in a few weeks little goonie. If anything this whole shindig has just gone to prove what everyone sensible has ever said about the problems of the current sovereignty system and overwhelming defense bonus of POS equipment.
If war in 0.0 becomes a polarity between:
A) They have cyno-jammers and titans = no force in the known universe can take their space.
B) We have a director level spy in their executor corp and can turn off their sovereignty = auto win for the larger side.
You know you have a problem in game balance.
Lets face it if somebody was planning a campaign against say RAZOR right now - what would be the sensible option?
A) buying 500 deathstars and assembling a massive "coalition of the willing" and bringing a cap fleet to darken the skies (tm).
or
B) Lets have a whip-round and see how much raw ISK we can put into a pot to bribe an executor corp director to zero their sovereignty.
Now sure, you still need a force to go in there and actually put up the new towers but compared to the absolute impossibility of taking territory from a half way competent defense force with jammers/titans thats the current state of the game in a nutshell.
Conclusion.
The goons are probably due some thanks for graphically demonstrating to the universe of Eve that sovereignty is so hilariously broken that its only possible to take territory from a competent opponent by bribing their directors to self-destruct.
a nice thing about ruining reikoku otaku kakahshi-sama is their 'long-standing friendship' with you and your embarrassment of a corp
i bet you're going to be getting a bunch of ardent roleplaying recruits in the next few days~~
I have gotton rather tired of you Lolcat.
Our island is Delve, and its not yours. Keep it coming. We are better then you.
-Sun Tsu
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:45:00 -
[166]
Originally by: Avon Wow, look at all the goonanger. lolz
Its rather telling 
I'm so irrelevent that any post I make has the goon internet spymaster supreme arriving in under 10 minutes to show his troops the prefered tactic for dealing with rhetorical dissent - almost like he has my name flagged on the GIA echelon/jabber client ...
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Ogodai John
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:47:00 -
[167]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Avon Wow, look at all the goonanger. lolz
Its rather telling 
I'm so irrelevent that any post I make has the goon internet spymaster supreme arriving in under 10 minutes to show his troops the prefered tactic for dealing with rhetorical dissent - almost like he has my name flagged on the GIA echelon/jabber client ...
man it's really hard these days getting goons to post on a forum i hear you |

Ogodai John
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:47:00 -
[168]
GOONS POSTING ON A FORUM? ITS VERY TELLING! :WINK: :WINK: |

Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:48:00 -
[169]
Originally by: Ogodai John
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Avon Wow, look at all the goonanger. lolz
Its rather telling 
I'm so irrelevent that any post I make has the goon internet spymaster supreme arriving in under 10 minutes to show his troops the prefered tactic for dealing with rhetorical dissent - almost like he has my name flagged on the GIA echelon/jabber client ...
man it's really hard these days getting goons to post on a forum i hear you
Yeah but this one is a brain-goon.
He's special.
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:52:00 -
[170]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Ogodai John
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Avon Wow, look at all the goonanger. lolz
Its rather telling 
I'm so irrelevent that any post I make has the goon internet spymaster supreme arriving in under 10 minutes to show his troops the prefered tactic for dealing with rhetorical dissent - almost like he has my name flagged on the GIA echelon/jabber client ...
man it's really hard these days getting goons to post on a forum i hear you
Yeah but this one is a brain-goon.
He's special.
I don't understand. Can you please post this in the form of a long winded diatribe that nobody on earth will ever read? Thanks! |
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Ogodai John
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:52:00 -
[171]
Edited by: Ogodai John on 19/02/2009 17:53:02
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Ogodai John
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Avon Wow, look at all the goonanger. lolz
Its rather telling 
I'm so irrelevent that any post I make has the goon internet spymaster supreme arriving in under 10 minutes to show his troops the prefered tactic for dealing with rhetorical dissent - almost like he has my name flagged on the GIA echelon/jabber client ...
man it's really hard these days getting goons to post on a forum i hear you
Yeah but this one is a brain-goon.
He's special.
hahaha you're now replying to me
very telling
i must have struck a nerve

edit: 
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:56:00 -
[172]
Originally by: Vile rat I don't understand. Can you please post this in the form of a long winded diatribe that nobody on earth will ever read? Thanks!
Sure
If you feel able to comment in the form of a constructive post on the subject then be my guest.
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:58:00 -
[173]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Yeah but this one is a brain-goon.
He's special.
Frankly, I find the very idea of a goon that thinks offensive! |

Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 17:59:00 -
[174]
Originally by: Vile rat
I don't understand. Can you please post this in the form of a long winded diatribe that nobody on earth will ever read? Thanks!
Yeah, what the hell? Even Jade is **** posting like a Goon these days.
Anyway, lets get this thread back on topic, that topic being WHERE DA KENGOKU'S AT?
PR- is entering the third, or fourth day of complete lockdown while the rest of Delve is being purged.
But dont fret kenny fans! Judging from the KenGoku killboard they have been busy pvp'ing in strategically important systems such as OLD MAN STAR, and Aeschee!
And I am about to eat some sushi, I'll update when I get back.
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:03:00 -
[175]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vile rat I don't understand. Can you please post this in the form of a long winded diatribe that nobody on earth will ever read? Thanks!
Sure
If you feel able to comment in the form of a constructive post on the subject then be my guest.
Ok sure. Your whole post was complete garbage and you don't even have the basic facts of what occured correct. It doesn't matter how many words you throw around if you can't prove you have even a novice understanding of the circumstances at hand. Also you appear to be an irrelevant lowsec gate camper who seems to be commenting on details concerning sovereignty and its defense.
Posting in threads full of important people discussing important events does not make you important, just a has been trapped in 2005 who pines for simpler days where you could run your mouth off and people would be impressed by big words instead of noticing what a complete fraud you always have been.

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Ogodai John
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:07:00 -
[176]
Originally by: Vile rat
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vile rat I don't understand. Can you please post this in the form of a long winded diatribe that nobody on earth will ever read? Thanks!
Sure
If you feel able to comment in the form of a constructive post on the subject then be my guest.
Ok sure. Your whole post was complete garbage and you don't even have the basic facts of what occured correct. It doesn't matter how many words you throw around if you can't prove you have even a novice understanding of the circumstances at hand. Also you appear to be an irrelevant lowsec gate camper who seems to be commenting on details concerning sovereignty and its defense.
Posting in threads full of important people discussing important events does not make you important, just a has been trapped in 2005 who pines for simpler days where you could run your mouth off and people would be impressed by big words instead of noticing what a complete fraud you always have been.

actually, no one who had an ounce of brain ever took jade seriously. taking jade seriously was a sign of IRRELEVANCE ITSELF even in 2003.
it was funny though when she tried internet roleplaying with me and i was all OMG YOURE A GUY IRL STOP IT LOL
but lets give her some extra attention today, theres nothing going on in delve anyway *camps pr-* |

Orange Faeces
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:08:00 -
[177]
Originally by: Avon Frankly, I find the very idea of a goon that thinks offensive!
After years of demonizing innocent members of The Swarm, its a bitter pill to swallow. But Ken is getting better at that, tbh.
oF |

Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:09:00 -
[178]
Originally by: Vile rat
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vile rat I don't understand. Can you please post this in the form of a long winded diatribe that nobody on earth will ever read? Thanks!
Sure
If you feel able to comment in the form of a constructive post on the subject then be my guest.
Ok sure. Your whole post was complete garbage and you don't even have the basic facts of what occured correct. It doesn't matter how many words you throw around if you can't prove you have even a novice understanding of the circumstances at hand. Also you appear to be an irrelevant lowsec gate camper who seems to be commenting on details concerning sovereignty and its defense.
Posting in threads full of important people discussing important events does not make you important, just a has been trapped in 2005 who pines for simpler days where you could run your mouth off and people would be impressed by big words instead of noticing what a complete fraud you always have been.

I guess that would be a "no" then.
You could have just said "okay Jade you're completely right sovereignty does suck and we admit we'd never have broken down sov4 defenses without an executor level spy self destructing an alliance so yes - its broken."
Still luckily people can infer precisely that from your silly personal attacks and flamebait easily enough so its all fine!
Have a great day old chap.
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:13:00 -
[179]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vile rat
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vile rat I don't understand. Can you please post this in the form of a long winded diatribe that nobody on earth will ever read? Thanks!
Sure
If you feel able to comment in the form of a constructive post on the subject then be my guest.
Ok sure. Your whole post was complete garbage and you don't even have the basic facts of what occured correct. It doesn't matter how many words you throw around if you can't prove you have even a novice understanding of the circumstances at hand. Also you appear to be an irrelevant lowsec gate camper who seems to be commenting on details concerning sovereignty and its defense.
Posting in threads full of important people discussing important events does not make you important, just a has been trapped in 2005 who pines for simpler days where you could run your mouth off and people would be impressed by big words instead of noticing what a complete fraud you always have been.

I guess that would be a "no" then.
You could have just said "okay Jade you're completely right sovereignty does suck and we admit we'd never have broken down sov4 defenses without an executor level spy self destructing an alliance so yes - its broken."
Still luckily people can infer precisely that from your silly personal attacks and flamebait easily enough so its all fine!
Have a great day old chap.
Your entire argument is based off of a false dichotomy to begin with and really shouldn't be taken seriously by anybody. The best you can do is throw around logical fallacies and you should probably stop posting forever.
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StickyFingerz
Amarr Dark Materials
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:14:00 -
[180]
Originally by: Vile rat
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vile rat I don't understand. Can you please post this in the form of a long winded diatribe that nobody on earth will ever read? Thanks!
Sure
If you feel able to comment in the form of a constructive post on the subject then be my guest.
Ok sure. Your whole post was complete garbage and you don't even have the basic facts of what occured correct. It doesn't matter how many words you throw around if you can't prove you have even a novice understanding of the circumstances at hand. Also you appear to be an irrelevant lowsec gate camper who seems to be commenting on details concerning sovereignty and its defense.
Posting in threads full of important people discussing important events does not make you important, just a has been trapped in 2005 who pines for simpler days where you could run your mouth off and people would be impressed by big words instead of noticing what a complete fraud you always have been.

wowo, big nasty words; Daddy spell check that for you ?
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:15:00 -
[181]
GS evidently think trolling KZ members is a serious buisness nowadays.
You know, because they're a serious alliance, like KZ. ________________________________________________
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Ogodai John
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:18:00 -
[182]
Originally by: StickyFingerz
Originally by: Vile rat
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vile rat I don't understand. Can you please post this in the form of a long winded diatribe that nobody on earth will ever read? Thanks!
Sure
If you feel able to comment in the form of a constructive post on the subject then be my guest.
Ok sure. Your whole post was complete garbage and you don't even have the basic facts of what occured correct. It doesn't matter how many words you throw around if you can't prove you have even a novice understanding of the circumstances at hand. Also you appear to be an irrelevant lowsec gate camper who seems to be commenting on details concerning sovereignty and its defense.
Posting in threads full of important people discussing important events does not make you important, just a has been trapped in 2005 who pines for simpler days where you could run your mouth off and people would be impressed by big words instead of noticing what a complete fraud you always have been.

wowo, big nasty words; Daddy spell check that for you ?
hahaha you're implying that he is an infant irl and his father has to spellcheck his posts for him haha omg why didn't anyone else ever think of this?
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Reapeat Offender
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:19:00 -
[183]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 17:34:32
Originally by: Connor Pjalente
Originally by: Shadoo
Originally by: darth solo half of eve against BOB and ya wonder why u dont get any fights.
looking forward to the eve nap fest killing eachother soon tbh.
d solo.
I don't normally respond to these kinda retarted spouts of angry posts from victims of severe trauma, such as mr. solo here -- but ok. I will bite.
Let's examine involved parties based on KB Stats in the last week or so, shall we mr. fountain of truth and justice!
Left Corner: KFC (Kenny Friends Coalition)
KenZoku: 3441 Executive Outcomes: 1830 Axiom Empire: 1231 Skunk-Works: 968 Strip Mining Club: 275 INTERDICTION: 275 Southern Cross Alliance: 1281 Confederation of Independent Corporations: 200 R.U.R.: 211 HUN Reloaded: 123 X13 Alliance: 191 Blade.: 435 BeachBoys: 207 Cardshark Influence: 172 Against All Authorities: 2024 Stain Empire: 473 C0VEN: 525 ATLAS: 1121 Systematic-Chaos: 1031 RED.OverLord: 319
TOTAL: 16333 pod pilots
Right Corner: "Half of EVE"
Goonswarm: 5363 Morsus Mihi: 2771 Razor Alliance: 1956 Tau Ceti Federation: 1568 Pandemic Legion: 877 Sons of Tangra: 1067 Zenith Affinity: 371 KIA Alliance: 693
TOTAL: 14666 pod pilots
Guys, guys!!! They're OUT BLOBBING US!!! TO THE COAD!!!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. It is grossly unfair that Kenny has to defend their towers without half a dozen titans camping the gate under a jammer. This even playingfield is just too much to handle.
Something tells me you guys won't exactly be willing to do without the advantages of cyno-jammers, bridges and titan defense in jump-denied systems in a few weeks little goonie. If anything this whole shindig has just gone to prove what everyone sensible has ever said about the problems of the current sovereignty system and overwhelming defense bonus of POS equipment.
If war in 0.0 becomes a polarity between:
A) They have cyno-jammers and titans = no force in the known universe can take their space.
B) We have a director level spy in their executor corp and can turn off their sovereignty = auto win for the larger side.
You know you have a problem in game balance.
Lets face it if somebody was planning a campaign against say RAZOR right now - what would be the sensible option?
A) buying 500 deathstars and assembling a massive "coalition of the willing" and bringing a cap fleet to darken the skies (tm).
or
B) Lets have a whip-round and see how much raw ISK we can put into a pot to bribe an executor corp director to zero their sovereignty.
Now sure, you still need a force to go in there and actually put up the new towers but compared to the absolute impossibility of taking territory from a half way competent defense force with jammers/titans thats the current state of the game in a nutshell.
Conclusion.
The goons are probably due some thanks for graphically demonstrating to the universe of Eve that sovereignty is so hilariously broken that its only possible to take territory from a competent opponent by bribing their directors to self-destruct.
Perhaps you should try living in 0.0 and actually accomplishing something there before spouting off.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:28:00 -
[184]
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 18:32:14
Originally by: Vile rat Your entire argument is based off of a false dichotomy to begin with and really shouldn't be taken seriously by anybody. The best you can do is throw around logical fallacies and you should probably stop posting forever.
Did you copy and paste that from a wikipedia article on nerd verbiage Vile Rat? I'm not sure you understand this whole internet discussion thing.
Let me explain it to you.
One person has a point of view and expresses an opinion.
Another person has the option of agreeing or disagreeing and if choosing the latter course has something of an obligation to support the demurral with some kind of debate or exposition of their own.
Now, its commonly accepted that if the reply to the initial statement is nothing more than fatuous comedic meme-posting or throwaway snippy digs then its a virtual yielding of the point and nothing more needs to be said.
This in essence is how we do combat in the realm of forum discussions!
In order to "win" you need to do one of the following:
A) convince the person you are arguing with that they are wrong! B) convince the neutral audience to the discussion that you are right! C) annoy irritate or fluster your opponent to such a degree that they lose their poise and retire in a shower of blushing tears and imprecations on your lineage and ancestry!
Now, it seems that you are failing quite convincingly on options A+B. Sorry about that old bean but those are breaks, we're not all born with dashing wit and rapier intellect and I guess the swarm is a nice security blanket for those incapable of measuring up to the single combat of intellectual repartee!
So you always have option C to fall back on. It might even work! Many goons have tried and failed of course and the history of such endeavours is littered with shattered virtual egos and slaughtered bees but maybe you'll be the exception and the lucky one this time!
Bravo Sir Bravo!
I can't help but respect the courage of an insect trying to stand up against a deadly threat to the integrity of the swarm on some level - though doomed as your fellows you might yet win some marginal notation in the collective history of your nation.
ISSUE - Bring back live events |

Harry Besebes
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:32:00 -
[185]
Jade Constantine spergin ITT.
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Gefunkt
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:32:00 -
[186]
Originally by: Jade Constantine words
I'm so glad we have Jade Constantine around to set us straight on all matters related to internet forums. Thank you Jade. I mean that. Goons wouldn't know what to do on a forum without your leadership.
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Reapeat Offender
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:33:00 -
[187]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 18:32:14
Originally by: Vile rat Your entire argument is based off of a false dichotomy to begin with and really shouldn't be taken seriously by anybody. The best you can do is throw around logical fallacies and you should probably stop posting forever.
Did you copy and paste that from a wikipedia article on nerd verbiage Vile Rat? I'm not sure you understand this whole internet discussion thing.
Let me explain it to you.
One person has a point of view and expresses an opinion.
Another person has the option of agreeing or disagreeing and if choosing the latter course has something of an obligation to support the demurral with some kind of debate or exposition of their own.
Now, its commonly accepted that if the reply to the initial statement is nothing more than fatuous comedic meme-posting or throwaway snippy digs then its a virtual yielding of the point and nothing more needs to be said.
This in essence is how we do combat in the realm of forum discussions!
In order to "win" you need to do one of the following:
A) convince the person you are arguing with that they are wrong! B) convince the neutral audience to the discussion that you are right! C) annoy irritate or fluster your opponent to such a degree that they lose their poise and retire in a shower of blushing tears and imprecations on your lineage and ancestry!
Now, it seems that you are failing quite convincingly on options A+B. Sorry about that old bean but those are breaks, we're not all born with dashing wit and rapier intellect and I guess the swarm is a nice security blanket for those incapable of measuring up to the single combat of intellectual repartee!
So you always have option C to fall back on. It might even work! Many goons have tried and failed of course and the history of such endeavours is littered with shattered virtual egos and slaughtered bees but maybe you'll be the exception and the lucky one this time!
Bravo Sir Bravo!
I can't help but respect the courage of an insect trying to stand up against a deadly threat to the integrity of the swarm on some level - though doomed as your fellows you might yet win some marginal notation in the collective history of your nation.
See. There you go again.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:34:00 -
[188]
Originally by: Gefunkt
I'm so glad we have Jade Constantine around to set us straight on all matters related to internet forums. Thank you Jade. I mean that. Goons wouldn't know what to do on a forum without your leadership.
Well, you know. I had to say something there. You guys were kinda embarrassing yourselves and looking silly. At least now you know the rules of the game you have a chance to compete.
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Ogodai John
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:35:00 -
[189]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 18:32:14
Originally by: Vile rat Your entire argument is based off of a false dichotomy to begin with and really shouldn't be taken seriously by anybody. The best you can do is throw around logical fallacies and you should probably stop posting forever.
Did you copy and paste that from a wikipedia article on nerd verbiage Vile Rat? I'm not sure you understand this whole internet discussion thing.
Let me explain it to you.
One person has a point of view and expresses an opinion.
Another person has the option of agreeing or disagreeing and if choosing the latter course has something of an obligation to support the demurral with some kind of debate or exposition of their own.
Now, its commonly accepted that if the reply to the initial statement is nothing more than fatuous comedic meme-posting or throwaway snippy digs then its a virtual yielding of the point and nothing more needs to be said.
This in essence is how we do combat in the realm of forum discussions!
In order to "win" you need to do one of the following:
A) convince the person you are arguing with that they are wrong! B) convince the neutral audience to the discussion that you are right! C) annoy irritate or fluster your opponent to such a degree that they lose their poise and retire in a shower of blushing tears and imprecations on your lineage and ancestry!
Now, it seems that you are failing quite convincingly on options A+B. Sorry about that old bean but those are breaks, we're not all born with dashing wit and rapier intellect and I guess the swarm is a nice security blanket for those incapable of measuring up to the single combat of intellectual repartee!
So you always have option C to fall back on. It might even work! Many goons have tried and failed of course and the history of such endeavours is littered with shattered virtual egos and slaughtered bees but maybe you'll be the exception and the lucky one this time!
Bravo Sir Bravo!
I can't help but respect the courage of an insect trying to stand up against a deadly threat to the integrity of the swarm on some level - though doomed as your fellows you might yet win some marginal notation in the collective history of your nation.
tl;dr

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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:36:00 -
[190]
Quote: If war in 0.0 becomes a polarity between:
A) They have cyno-jammers and titans = no force in the known universe can take their space.
B) We have a director level spy in their executor corp and can turn off their sovereignty = auto win for the larger side.
You know you have a problem in game balance.
This is a false dichotomy (or dilemma, either works) and it is the premise of your entire argument. It's based off of a Logical Fallacy and proves you have no idea what you are talking about. You assume during the course of your terrible argument that only options A or B are possible and continue to the end of your argument using that "fact" as your cornerstone. This is incorrect. You are incorrect.
Second you appear to be under the impression that we bribed Haargoth or even sweet talked him up a bit. This is also incorrect and proves you don't even have a cursory understanding of the facts, or anything that even might look or smell like a fact. That combined with your logical fallacy crutch argument prove that you really have no idea what you are talking about and people are actually safer just avoiding your posts like the plague or they might suddenly turn stupid from reading them.
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Gefunkt
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:36:00 -
[191]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Gefunkt
I'm so glad we have Jade Constantine around to set us straight on all matters related to internet forums. Thank you Jade. I mean that. Goons wouldn't know what to do on a forum without your leadership.
Well, you know. I had to say something there. You guys were kinda embarrassing yourselves and looking silly. At least now you know the rules of the game you have a chance to compete.
Actually I was just kidding.
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Reapeat Offender
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:37:00 -
[192]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 18:32:14
Originally by: Vile rat Your entire argument is based off of a false dichotomy to begin with and really shouldn't be taken seriously by anybody. The best you can do is throw around logical fallacies and you should probably stop posting forever.
Did you copy and paste that from a wikipedia article on nerd verbiage Vile Rat? I'm not sure you understand this whole internet discussion thing.
Let me explain it to you.
One person has a point of view and expresses an opinion.
Another person has the option of agreeing or disagreeing and if choosing the latter course has something of an obligation to support the demurral with some kind of debate or exposition of their own.
Now, its commonly accepted that if the reply to the initial statement is nothing more than fatuous comedic meme-posting or throwaway snippy digs then its a virtual yielding of the point and nothing more needs to be said.
This in essence is how we do combat in the realm of forum discussions!
In order to "win" you need to do one of the following:
A) convince the person you are arguing with that they are wrong! B) convince the neutral audience to the discussion that you are right! C) annoy irritate or fluster your opponent to such a degree that they lose their poise and retire in a shower of blushing tears and imprecations on your lineage and ancestry!
Now, it seems that you are failing quite convincingly on options A+B. Sorry about that old bean but those are breaks, we're not all born with dashing wit and rapier intellect and I guess the swarm is a nice security blanket for those incapable of measuring up to the single combat of intellectual repartee!
So you always have option C to fall back on. It might even work! Many goons have tried and failed of course and the history of such endeavours is littered with shattered virtual egos and slaughtered bees but maybe you'll be the exception and the lucky one this time!
Bravo Sir Bravo!
I can't help but respect the courage of an insect trying to stand up against a deadly threat to the integrity of the swarm on some level - though doomed as your fellows you might yet win some marginal notation in the collective history of your nation.
Oh yeah, here's another forum warrior rule to victory. Actually know what you are talking about. No one is going to listen to someone who is afraid to leave low sec when they go on multi paragraph diatribes about life in 0.0.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:40:00 -
[193]
Originally by: Gefunkt
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Gefunkt
I'm so glad we have Jade Constantine around to set us straight on all matters related to internet forums. Thank you Jade. I mean that. Goons wouldn't know what to do on a forum without your leadership.
Well, you know. I had to say something there. You guys were kinda embarrassing yourselves and looking silly. At least now you know the rules of the game you have a chance to compete.
Actually I was just kidding.
Really? I had absolutely no idea. Ah well, kidding or not, you chaps needed a helping hand and I was glad to provide one. Maybe in the future it might help your chances of winning a forum war who knows?
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Yarik Mendel
Amarr Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:41:00 -
[194]
Jade, we all know you're a dishonest debater.
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:44:00 -
[195]
Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 18:44:40
Originally by: Some GS guy We didn't bribe Hargoth (or words to that effect)
Of course you bribed Hargoth - you were stringing an alt of his along to scam him out of money by making him believe he was joining GS, then when he revealed he could disband the entire BOB alliance, GS traded a place in GoonFleet for the dispanding of BOB.
It's somewere between bribed and exchanged goods, but bribed will do in these circumstances. ________________________________________________
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Gefunkt
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:44:00 -
[196]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Maybe in the future it might help your chances of winning a forum war who knows?
In the future if I want to win a forum war, I know who to talk to.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:46:00 -
[197]
Originally by: Yarik Mendel Jade, we all know you're a dishonest debater.
Well mr Mendel, I'm impressed that you've been entrusted with the collective opinions of well everyone that must be quite a responsibility on your shoulders!
But forum-wars, like politics, like campaigns and military stunts really give no points for integrity in debate. Winning is what counts old chap. And as I've explained to the goons in the posts above what counts is persuading people not neccessarily being right (or getting them to burst into tears of virtual angst of course) thats effective too in its own way.
Toodle-pip!
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:47:00 -
[198]
Sadly the rules of the internet debate is that the people with the most alts wins. All you do is argue with somebody until they quit the thread, but when GS has 5000 people to spam hate with, you can't stop them.
The trick with GS is to ignore them. ________________________________________________
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Yarik Mendel
Amarr Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:53:00 -
[199]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Yarik Mendel Jade, we all know you're a dishonest debater.
Well mr Mendel, I'm impressed that you've been entrusted with the collective opinions of well everyone that must be quite a responsibility on your shoulders!
But forum-wars, like politics, like campaigns and military stunts really give no points for integrity in debate. Winning is what counts old chap. And as I've explained to the goons in the posts above what counts is persuading people not neccessarily being right (or getting them to burst into tears of virtual angst of course) thats effective too in its own way.
Toodle-pip!
Well, you've just now admitted yourself that you don't care for integrity in debate. So EVERYONE now knows it.
All too easy~
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Maxwell Damage
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:53:00 -
[200]
if it ever gets to the point where you think you've won an internet debate youve lost
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Popperr
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:54:00 -
[201]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Well mr Mendel, I'm impressed that you've been entrusted with the collective opinions of well everyone that must be quite a responsibility on your shoulders!
But forum-wars, like politics, like campaigns and military stunts really give no points for integrity in debate. Winning is what counts old chap. And as I've explained to the goons in the posts above what counts is persuading people not neccessarily being right (or getting them to burst into tears of virtual angst of course) thats effective too in its own way.
Toodle-pip!
you realise your spergin is only so much sound and fury signifying nothing and shallow as a mill pond, if you would debate maybe you could talk like a grown up instead of a little child
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Gefunkt
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:57:00 -
[202]
Originally by: Popperr
Originally by: Jade Constantine Well mr Mendel, I'm impressed that you've been entrusted with the collective opinions of well everyone that must be quite a responsibility on your shoulders!
But forum-wars, like politics, like campaigns and military stunts really give no points for integrity in debate. Winning is what counts old chap. And as I've explained to the goons in the posts above what counts is persuading people not neccessarily being right (or getting them to burst into tears of virtual angst of course) thats effective too in its own way.
Toodle-pip!
you realise your spergin is only so much sound and fury signifying nothing and shallow as a mill pond, if you would debate maybe you could talk like a grown up instead of a little child
Also there's way too many words.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:58:00 -
[203]
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 19:00:07
Originally by: Doctor Penguin Sadly the rules of the internet debate is that the people with the most alts wins. All you do is argue with somebody until they quit the thread, but when GS has 5000 people to spam hate with, you can't stop them.
The trick with GS is to ignore them.
Ah Doctor, it doesn't work quite like that. You see the act of posting with an alt is an admission of failure. The person doing it knows that. They see that failure etched on the lines of their face when they look in the mirror in the morning - in the eyes of their girlfiends mixed and mingled with the disappointment and disillusionment at things that were not to be.
To inspire an enemy to conjure alts to shout at you is to win. When a single post from a heroic individualist poster can cause a wave of barely-literate snuffling grunts and meme-coughing in response that victory is secured.
This brain goon knows his stuff Sir, he knows that victory for the hive comes when all dissenting voices are stilled and cultural dominance is assured and his tools in this conflict are alts and nonsense and poorly-briefed drones of course - but ignoring all the swarm is the wrong approach.
Pick and choose Sir! Duck and weave and select your moment carefully. Kill one here and there, execute an ego with precision and decapitate a fallacy with a swift backhand cut and then retire to a safe distance to watch the amusing results.
The rank and file can only burble repetitive groans and clanking unwieldy internet terms barely capable of shielding their weak bodies from attack.
But as the hive grows restive and aroused it will eventually summon the big beasts from the depths and those are the vulnerable targets - the end of level bad guys if you will. Irritate the drones with debate and eventually you'll summon a mittani or a darius and thats where you need to be shooting.
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Popperr
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:00:00 -
[204]
didnt you just make the point that vile rat needs to make concrete points? you sound like the introduction to a star wars prequel
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:00:00 -
[205]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Doctor Penguin Sadly the rules of the internet debate is that the people with the most alts wins. All you do is argue with somebody until they quit the thread, but when GS has 5000 people to spam hate with, you can't stop them.
The trick with GS is to ignore them.
Ah Doctor, it doesn't work quite like that. You see the act of posting with an alt is an admission of failure. The person doing it knows that. They see that failure etched on the lines of their face when they look in the mirror in the morning - in the eyes of their girlfiends mixed and mingled with the disappointment and disillusionment at things that were not to be.
To inspire an enemy to conjure alts to shout at you is to win. When a single post from a heroic individualist poster can cause a wave of barely-literate snuffling grunts and meme-coughing in response that victory is secured.
This brain goon knows his stuff Sir, he knows that victory for the hive comes when all dissenting voices are stilled and cultural dominance is assured and his tools in this conflict are alts and nonsense and poorly-briefed drones of cause - but ignoring all the swarm is the wrong approach.
Pick and choose Sir! Duck and weave and select your moment carefully. Kill one here and there, execute an ego with precision and decapitate a fallacy with a swift backhand cut and then retire to a safe distance to watch the amusing results.
The rank and file can only burble repetitive groans and clanking unwieldy internet terms barely capable of shielding their weak bodies from attack.
But as the hive grows restive and aroused it will eventually summon the big beasts from the depths and those are the vulnerable targets - the end of level bad guys if you will. Irritate the drones with debate and eventually you'll summon a mittani or a darius and thats where you need to be shooting.
Originally by: Vile rat I don't understand. Can you please post this in the form of a long winded diatribe that nobody on earth will ever read? Thanks!
See? That's all I asked for.
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Aepozxlu Gkistvyn
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:02:00 -
[206]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 19:00:07
Originally by: Doctor Penguin Sadly the rules of the internet debate is that the people with the most alts wins. All you do is argue with somebody until they quit the thread, but when GS has 5000 people to spam hate with, you can't stop them.
The trick with GS is to ignore them.
Ah Doctor, it doesn't work quite like that. You see the act of posting with an alt is an admission of failure. The person doing it knows that. They see that failure etched on the lines of their face when they look in the mirror in the morning - in the eyes of their girlfiends mixed and mingled with the disappointment and disillusionment at things that were not to be.
To inspire an enemy to conjure alts to shout at you is to win. When a single post from a heroic individualist poster can cause a wave of barely-literate snuffling grunts and meme-coughing in response that victory is secured.
This brain goon knows his stuff Sir, he knows that victory for the hive comes when all dissenting voices are stilled and cultural dominance is assured and his tools in this conflict are alts and nonsense and poorly-briefed drones of course - but ignoring all the swarm is the wrong approach.
Pick and choose Sir! Duck and weave and select your moment carefully. Kill one here and there, execute an ego with precision and decapitate a fallacy with a swift backhand cut and then retire to a safe distance to watch the amusing results.
The rank and file can only burble repetitive groans and clanking unwieldy internet terms barely capable of shielding their weak bodies from attack.
But as the hive grows restive and aroused it will eventually summon the big beasts from the depths and those are the vulnerable targets - the end of level bad guys if you will. Irritate the drones with debate and eventually you'll summon a mittani or a darius and thats where you need to be shooting.
I say, did I accidentally happen into the fanfiction forum
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:04:00 -
[207]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Avon Wow, look at all the goonanger. lolz
Its rather telling 
I'm so irrelevent that any post I make has the goon internet spymaster supreme arriving in under 10 minutes to show his troops the prefered tactic for dealing with rhetorical dissent - almost like he has my name flagged on the GIA echelon/jabber client ...
like i said to the internet guy a mittens post is a rare and precious thing
its not like i reply to just anyone; you are in the same company as snot shot~~~
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:05:00 -
[208]
CAOD is for in character posts, iirc, so posting like that Jade chappy isn't actually wrong here. ________________________________________________
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:06:00 -
[209]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 19:00:07
Originally by: Doctor Penguin Sadly the rules of the internet debate is that the people with the most alts wins. All you do is argue with somebody until they quit the thread, but when GS has 5000 people to spam hate with, you can't stop them.
The trick with GS is to ignore them.
Ah Doctor, it doesn't work quite like that. You see the act of posting with an alt is an admission of failure. The person doing it knows that. They see that failure etched on the lines of their face when they look in the mirror in the morning - in the eyes of their girlfiends mixed and mingled with the disappointment and disillusionment at things that were not to be.
To inspire an enemy to conjure alts to shout at you is to win. When a single post from a heroic individualist poster can cause a wave of barely-literate snuffling grunts and meme-coughing in response that victory is secured.
This brain goon knows his stuff Sir, he knows that victory for the hive comes when all dissenting voices are stilled and cultural dominance is assured and his tools in this conflict are alts and nonsense and poorly-briefed drones of course - but ignoring all the swarm is the wrong approach.
Pick and choose Sir! Duck and weave and select your moment carefully. Kill one here and there, execute an ego with precision and decapitate a fallacy with a swift backhand cut and then retire to a safe distance to watch the amusing results.
The rank and file can only burble repetitive groans and clanking unwieldy internet terms barely capable of shielding their weak bodies from attack.
But as the hive grows restive and aroused it will eventually summon the big beasts from the depths and those are the vulnerable targets - the end of level bad guys if you will. Irritate the drones with debate and eventually you'll summon a mittani or a darius and thats where you need to be shooting.
Asperger's syndrome..a hell of an illness.
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Artcanin
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:08:00 -
[210]
PR- bubbled 23/7 kenny can't undock without being podded ctrl-q
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NereSky
Gallente Domination. Force Of Evil
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:08:00 -
[211]
Jade its a absolute pleasure watching you post - as as you foretold the one of the end bosses doth appear :)
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:09:00 -
[212]
Originally by: The Mittani like i said to the internet guy a mittens post is a rare and precious thing
So Mittani (internet spy mastermind) would you care to address the point of debate?
let me remind you
Sovereignty 4 - would you agree its hilariously broken since the only way to take territory from a competant cyno-jammer and titan alliance is to bribe an executor corp director to hit self destruct?
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:10:00 -
[213]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 19:00:07
Originally by: Doctor Penguin Sadly the rules of the internet debate is that the people with the most alts wins. All you do is argue with somebody until they quit the thread, but when GS has 5000 people to spam hate with, you can't stop them.
The trick with GS is to ignore them.
Ah Doctor, it doesn't work quite like that. You see the act of posting with an alt is an admission of failure. The person doing it knows that. They see that failure etched on the lines of their face when they look in the mirror in the morning - in the eyes of their girlfiends mixed and mingled with the disappointment and disillusionment at things that were not to be.
To inspire an enemy to conjure alts to shout at you is to win. When a single post from a heroic individualist poster can cause a wave of barely-literate snuffling grunts and meme-coughing in response that victory is secured.
This brain goon knows his stuff Sir, he knows that victory for the hive comes when all dissenting voices are stilled and cultural dominance is assured and his tools in this conflict are alts and nonsense and poorly-briefed drones of course - but ignoring all the swarm is the wrong approach.
Pick and choose Sir! Duck and weave and select your moment carefully. Kill one here and there, execute an ego with precision and decapitate a fallacy with a swift backhand cut and then retire to a safe distance to watch the amusing results.
The rank and file can only burble repetitive groans and clanking unwieldy internet terms barely capable of shielding their weak bodies from attack.
But as the hive grows restive and aroused it will eventually summon the big beasts from the depths and those are the vulnerable targets - the end of level bad guys if you will. Irritate the drones with debate and eventually you'll summon a mittani or a darius and thats where you need to be shooting.
hold on un momento senor constantine~
how does a space roleplayer know anything about sov mechanics while being philosophically opposed to conquerable space
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Aepozxlu Gkistvyn
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:10:00 -
[214]
Originally by: Doctor Penguin CAOD is for in character posts, iirc, so posting like that Jade chappy isn't actually wrong here.
I don't understand this in character thing you're talking about, does it have to do with galnet and ftl transmissions
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:11:00 -
[215]
Originally by: NereSky Jade its a absolute pleasure watching you post - as as you foretold the one of the end bosses doth appear :)
Anyone that uses the word "doth" in any sentence most likely also possesses a neckbeard as well as significant girth.
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:11:00 -
[216]
Originally by: NereSky Jade its a absolute pleasure watching you post - as as you foretold the one of the end bosses doth appear :)
i have replied to you
you have struck a nerve
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:12:00 -
[217]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: NereSky Jade its a absolute pleasure watching you post - as as you foretold the one of the end bosses doth appear :)
i have replied to you
you have struck a nerve
Ah but Mittani, it was the wrong reply. I'm still waiting for the correct one. Chop chop!
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Darth Syphils
Amarr Noshikkan Sc0rched Earth
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:14:00 -
[218]
This thread is going places.
Z
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:15:00 -
[219]
Not if it gets locked down for insulting mental illness.
Also, hai Mittani. ________________________________________________
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:17:00 -
[220]
Originally by: Doctor Penguin Not if it gets locked down for insulting mental illness.
Also, hai Mittani.
Hey, it's COAD's favorite miner! Hello!
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:17:00 -
[221]
Originally by: Doctor Penguin Not if it gets locked down for insulting mental illness.
Also, hai Mittani.
sup~
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:21:00 -
[222]
Originally by: Kathy Briggs
Originally by: Doctor Penguin Not if it gets locked down for insulting mental illness.
Also, hai Mittani.
Hey, it's COAD's favorite miner! Hello!
I'm a miner? ________________________________________________
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:22:00 -
[223]
I hope you aren't thinking of running away Mittani. How would that look to the drones?
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:25:00 -
[224]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I hope you aren't thinking of running away Mittani. How would that look to the drones?
u mad?~
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Narciss Sevar
Caldari Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:28:00 -
[225]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I hope you aren't thinking of running away Mittani. How would that look to the drones?
He won't look like he has a flat face, that's for sure.
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Ess Erbe
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:31:00 -
[226]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I hope you aren't thinking of running away Mittani. How would that look to the drones?
Jade Constantine
please be banned again
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Sitagacha tasekaka
Amarr Universal Business Systems
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:32:00 -
[227]
Edited by: Sitagacha tasekaka on 19/02/2009 19:35:28
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I hope you aren't thinking of running away Mittani. How would that look to the drones?
congratulations on being ******ed
edit: tried to read your anterior long post, that praise is well deserved
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thatboydc
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:33:00 -
[228]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I hope you aren't thinking of running away Mittani. How would that look to the drones?
Don't you have veldspar or L4 missions or something to tend to in empire?
That LP won't grind itself now!
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Tamir Lenk
Caldari Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:35:00 -
[229]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Yarik Mendel Jade, we all know you're a dishonest debater.
Well mr Mendel, I'm impressed that you've been entrusted with the collective opinions of well everyone that must be quite a responsibility on your shoulders!
But forum-wars, like politics, like campaigns and military stunts really give no points for integrity in debate. Winning is what counts old chap. And as I've explained to the goons in the posts above what counts is persuading people not neccessarily being right (or getting them to burst into tears of virtual angst of course) thats effective too in its own way.
Toodle-pip!
In these forum wars, how much do you win? Are there trophies and stuff like in the Alliance tournaments?
I looked all over the EVE-O site for press releases about these forum wars, but nothing turned up. Does BattleClinic keep track of forum kills and losses too?
I just want to learn more about what skills I need to compete in the forums.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:37:00 -
[230]
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 19:38:38
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I hope you aren't thinking of running away Mittani. How would that look to the drones?
u mad?~
Aha I can see I need to explain something else of the rules of internet discussions to you chaps for the sake of fair play and good sporting potential.
1. Mindlessly quoting tired internet memes = auto lose.
Its not an acceptable replacement for actual debate you see. Somebody asks you a question, critiques your reasoning, challenges your assumptions and positions etc etc. It just doesn't fly if you look confused and scared and croak out last years 4chan memes like some kind of lame secret code.
You aren't 10 any more Mittani. You're a notorious internet spymaster and if people ask you direct questions you don't get to fall back on spurious internet nonsense to excuse your ignorance on gameplay or political issues of the day.
So you lose this round old chap. Thanks for playing. Come again.
ISSUE - Bring back live events |
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:37:00 -
[231]
You don't - you're GS. You're supposed to lose at stuff, correct? That's why you're Goons... ________________________________________________
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LadyBluntsalot
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:39:00 -
[232]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
inane ****
Jade is it true that you are a man in your thirties IRL? this is important
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:40:00 -
[233]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 19:38:38
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I hope you aren't thinking of running away Mittani. How would that look to the drones?
u mad?~
Aha I can see I need to explain something else of the rules of internet discussions to you chaps for the sake of fair play and good sporting potential.
1. Mindlessly quoting tired internet memes = auto lose.
Its not an acceptable replacement for actual debate you see. Somebody asks you a question, critiques your reasoning, challenges your assumptions and positions etc etc. It just doesn't fly if you look confused and scared and croak out last years 4chan memes like some kind of lame secret code.
You aren't 10 any more Mittani. You're a notorious internet spymaster and if people ask you direct questions you don't get to fall back on spurious internet nonsense to excuse your ignorance on gameplay or political issues of the day.
So you lose this round old chap. Thanks for playing. Come again.
hahahaha keep typing nub
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:40:00 -
[234]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 19:38:38
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I hope you aren't thinking of running away Mittani. How would that look to the drones?
u mad?~
Aha I can see I need to explain something else of the rules of internet discussions to you chaps for the sake of fair play and good sporting potential.
1. Mindlessly quoting tired internet memes = auto lose.
Its not an acceptable replacement for actual debate you see. Somebody asks you a question, critiques your reasoning, challenges your assumptions and positions etc etc. It just doesn't fly if you look confused and scared and croak out last years 4chan memes like some kind of lame secret code.
You aren't 10 any more Mittani. You're a notorious internet spymaster and if people ask you direct questions you don't get to fall back on spurious internet nonsense to excuse your ignorance on gameplay or political issues of the day.
So you loose this round old chap. Thanks for playing. Come again.
hehe
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:41:00 -
[235]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 19:38:38
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I hope you aren't thinking of running away Mittani. How would that look to the drones?
u mad?~
Aha I can see I need to explain something else of the rules of internet discussions to you chaps for the sake of fair play and good sporting potential.
1. Mindlessly quoting tired internet memes = auto lose.
Its not an acceptable replacement for actual debate you see. Somebody asks you a question, critiques your reasoning, challenges your assumptions and positions etc etc. It just doesn't fly if you look confused and scared and croak out last years 4chan memes like some kind of lame secret code.
You aren't 10 any more Mittani. You're a notorious internet spymaster and if people ask you direct questions you don't get to fall back on spurious internet nonsense to excuse your ignorance on gameplay or political issues of the day.
So you lose this round old chap. Thanks for playing. Come again.
wow you sure showed me~
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:42:00 -
[236]
Don't forget, if you quit the thread you lose. ________________________________________________
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:43:00 -
[237]
Originally by: The Mittani wow you sure showed me~
Don't feel too bad about it. After all, I'm also better than 5000 other drones 
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:44:00 -
[238]
jade how does it feel to know that you will never be as popular in the internet spaceship game of eve online as someone who types short under 10 word replies.
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:45:00 -
[239]
Edited by: Maitsu on 19/02/2009 19:45:22 I mean i'd be bitter if I was you, it would make me want to roleplay internet spaceship brothels and have cybersex with people in game. But you wouldn't ever do that so what do i know.
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:45:00 -
[240]
420 smoke pseudointellectuals erryday
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:45:00 -
[241]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: The Mittani wow you sure showed me~
Don't feel too bad about it. After all, I'm also better than 5000 other drones 
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darnit people like me!"
~stares into mirror wistfully
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Ess Erbe
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:45:00 -
[242]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 19:38:38
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I hope you aren't thinking of running away Mittani. How would that look to the drones?
u mad?~
Aha I can see I need to explain something else of the rules of internet discussions to you chaps for the sake of fair play and good sporting potential.
1. Mindlessly quoting tired internet memes = auto lose.
Its not an acceptable replacement for actual debate you see. Somebody asks you a question, critiques your reasoning, challenges your assumptions and positions etc etc. It just doesn't fly if you look confused and scared and croak out last years 4chan memes like some kind of lame secret code.
You aren't 10 any more Mittani. You're a notorious internet spymaster and if people ask you direct questions you don't get to fall back on spurious internet nonsense to excuse your ignorance on gameplay or political issues of the day.
So you lose this round old chap. Thanks for playing. Come again.
ye u mad
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:46:00 -
[243]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 19:38:38
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I hope you aren't thinking of running away Mittani. How would that look to the drones?
u mad?~
Aha I can see I need to explain something else of the rules of internet discussions to you chaps for the sake of fair play and good sporting potential.
1. Mindlessly quoting tired internet memes = auto lose.
Its not an acceptable replacement for actual debate you see. Somebody asks you a question, critiques your reasoning, challenges your assumptions and positions etc etc. It just doesn't fly if you look confused and scared and croak out last years 4chan memes like some kind of lame secret code.
You aren't 10 any more Mittani. You're a notorious internet spymaster and if people ask you direct questions you don't get to fall back on spurious internet nonsense to excuse your ignorance on gameplay or political issues of the day.
So you lose this round old chap. Thanks for playing. Come again.
Jade Constantine I find your ideas to be new and refreshing. Please post more and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter in the future.
Thanks, Your space ally.
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:48:00 -
[244]
a snake who eat he own tail. a shameful ouroboros
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Talon Scorpio
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:48:00 -
[245]
Originally by: The Mittani
1. Mindlessly quoting tired internet memes = auto lose.
Its not an acceptable replacement for actual debate you see. Somebody asks you a question, critiques your reasoning, challenges your assumptions and positions etc etc. It just doesn't fly if you look confused and scared and croak out last years 4chan memes like some kind of lame secret code.
So you lose this round old chap. Thanks for playing. Come again.
wow you sure showed me~
He did. la la la la I cant hear you.
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Artcanin
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:49:00 -
[246]
hurf blurf, poast, babble babble babble, hurf blurf.
poast.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:50:00 -
[247]
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 19:51:16
Originally by: Maitsu jade how does it feel to know that you will never be as popular in the internet spaceship game of eve online as someone who types short under 10 word replies.
Popularity is relative.
One can be very popular with a flock of pigeons in trafalgar square simply by throwing half a french stick's worth of breadcrumbs on the paving slabs.
Think about the analogy my dear drone, its quite relevant to your current position.
But don't worry your insectoid mind on my account, lacking the love of goons doesn't keep me up at nights. I consider it a profound complement to be loathed by your community - it fills me with esteem and a sense of enormous wellbeing.
ISSUE - Bring back live events |

The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:50:00 -
[248]
Originally by: Talon Scorpio
Originally by: The Mittani
1. Mindlessly quoting tired internet memes = auto lose.
Its not an acceptable replacement for actual debate you see. Somebody asks you a question, critiques your reasoning, challenges your assumptions and positions etc etc. It just doesn't fly if you look confused and scared and croak out last years 4chan memes like some kind of lame secret code.
So you lose this round old chap. Thanks for playing. Come again.
wow you sure showed me~
He did. la la la la I cant hear you.
what is the highest number of men you have e-dated at once?
my agents counted 3~~~
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:52:00 -
[249]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 19:50:37
Originally by: Maitsu jade how does it feel to know that you will never be as popular in the internet spaceship game of eve online as someone who types short under 10 word replies.
Popularity is relative.
One can be very popular with a flock of pigeons in trafalgar square simply by throwing half a french stick's worth of breadcrumbs on the paving slabs.
Think about the analogy my dear drone, its quite relevant to your current position.
But don't worry your injectoid mind on my account, lacking the love of goons doesn't keep me up at nights. I consider it a profound complement to be loathed by your community - it fills me with esteem and a sense of enormous wellbeing.
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Ess Erbe
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:52:00 -
[250]
Originally by: Jade Constantine But don't worry your insectoid mind on my account, lacking the love of goons doesn't keep me up at nights. I consider it a profound complement to be loathed by your community - it fills me with esteem and a sense of enormous wellbeing.
I love you.
Now what Jade Constantine
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Ess Erbe
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:52:00 -
[251]
wanna cyber in corp chat?
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Fados
Amarr Radically Awesome People Eaters
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:53:00 -
[252]
I can almost see them goons staring at the keyboard, thinking of a coherent reply, only to end up post 'frosted butts lala~~' too good
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:55:00 -
[253]
Originally by: Fados I can almost see them goons staring at the keyboard, thinking of a coherent reply, only to end up post 'frosted butts lala~~' too good
This is how it goes.
Jade is too shameful a pervert to bother reading/replying too.
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:55:00 -
[254]
Originally by: Fados I can almost see them goons staring at the keyboard, thinking of a coherent reply, only to end up post 'frosted butts lala~~' too good
protip: people with formal educations who are smarties don't desperately try to prove their intelligence every time they mash post butan
hope this helps~
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Ess Erbe
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:56:00 -
[255]
space revolutionaries care not for your decadent educational institutions
they care only about sexual freedom
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Fados
Amarr Radically Awesome People Eaters
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:57:00 -
[256]
you can try every once in a while tho, right?
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Fu ManChewy
Amarr Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:57:00 -
[257]
Jade Constatine say "One can be very popular with a flock of pigeons in trafalgar square simply by throwing half a french stick's worth of breadcrumbs on the paving slabs."
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Talon Scorpio
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:57:00 -
[258]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Talon Scorpio
Originally by: The Mittani
1.
So you lose this round old chap. Thanks for playing. Come again.
wow you sure showed me~
He did. la la la la I cant hear you.
what is the highest number of men you have e-dated at once?
my agents counted 3~~~
Desperate shot in the dark. I guess its better than going home and looking across the table at mediocrity in the eye as she asks you if you like the color of the new diningroom curtains. Son.
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:57:00 -
[259]
Edited by: Maitsu on 19/02/2009 19:59:25 Do we still have mirrors of Jades erotic character bios and talking about his Brothel in Eve chatroom? I wonder if the people he cybered with know that instead of a super kawaii girl it was a middle aged albino guy who is intellectually insecure on the other end?
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:58:00 -
[260]
Originally by: Talon Scorpio
Desperate shot in the dark. I guess its better than going home and looking across the table at mediocrity in the eye as she asks you if you like the color of the new diningroom curtains. Son.
ahahahah you just tried to dis my wife
oh man this thread gets better and better
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.19 19:59:00 -
[261]
Originally by: Fados I can almost see them goons staring at the keyboard, thinking of a coherent reply, only to end up post 'frosted butts lala~~' too good
O I KNOW THEY R SO DUM LOL~     
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:00:00 -
[262]
Originally by: Talon Scorpio
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Talon Scorpio
Originally by: The Mittani
1.
So you lose this round old chap. Thanks for playing. Come again.
wow you sure showed me~
He did. la la la la I cant hear you.
what is the highest number of men you have e-dated at once?
my agents counted 3~~~
Desperate shot in the dark. I guess its better than going home and looking across the table at mediocrity in the eye as she asks you if you like the color of the new diningroom curtains. Son.
Don't entertain him dear. Us BBW's have to stick together.  
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Artcanin
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:02:00 -
[263]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Talon Scorpio
Desperate shot in the dark. I guess its better than going home and looking across the table at mediocrity in the eye as she asks you if you like the color of the new diningroom curtains. Son.
ahahahah you just tried to dis my wife
oh man this thread gets better and better
As someone who has actually met Mitanni's wife in person, I laugh at his futile attempt at insulting her.
p.s. Mitanni's wife is hot.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:02:00 -
[264]
Originally by: The Mittani protip: people with formal educations who are smarties don't desperately try to prove their intelligence every time they mash post butan
In my experience people with formal educations who have some wit about them also don't desperately try to evade answering direct questions by posting ridiculous outdated internet memes and looking terrified behind fake smiles while their minions litter up the thread with trashy nonsense.
Perhaps we move in different circles in the real world also old chap.
It is as you noted ... very telling.
ISSUE - Bring back live events |

Talon Scorpio
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:03:00 -
[265]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Talon Scorpio
Desperate shot in the dark. I guess its better than going home and looking across the table at mediocrity in the eye as she asks you if you like the color of the new diningroom curtains. Son.
ahahahah you just tried to dis my wife
oh man this thread gets better and better
Maybe people are starting to wonder why you are always persuing me about fictional internetz relationships. I am mildly curious too. But I guess you got what you paid for.
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:05:00 -
[266]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: The Mittani protip: people with formal educations who are smarties don't desperately try to prove their intelligence every time they mash post butan
In my experience people with formal educations who have some wit about them also don't desperately try to evade answering direct questions by posting ridiculous outdated internet memes and looking terrified behind fake smiles while their minions litter up the thread with trashy nonsense.
Perhaps we move in different circles in the real world also old chap.
It is as you noted ... very telling.
Desperate for company again tonight Jade? Hi, my name is Flinx, and I am a recovering nano***
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Sitagacha tasekaka
Amarr Universal Business Systems
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:05:00 -
[267]
goons are dumb, to post they need a spreadsheet with answers to common questions and another with flames, they just toss a 20-sided dice, (BECAUSE THEY ARE NECKBEARDS AND LIKE D&D YOU SEE) multiply by the number in the system clock and then use the phrase that shows in the correspondent sheet.
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Ess Erbe
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:05:00 -
[268]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: The Mittani protip: people with formal educations who are smarties don't desperately try to prove their intelligence every time they mash post butan
In my experience people with formal educations who have some wit about them also don't desperately try to evade answering direct questions by posting ridiculous outdated internet memes and looking terrified behind fake smiles while their minions litter up the thread with trashy nonsense.
Perhaps we move in different circles in the real world also old chap.
It is as you noted ... very telling.
ye u mad
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Sitagacha tasekaka
Amarr Universal Business Systems
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:07:00 -
[269]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: The Mittani protip: people with formal educations who are smarties don't desperately try to prove their intelligence every time they mash post butan
In my experience people with formal educations who have some wit about them also don't desperately try to evade answering direct questions by posting ridiculous outdated internet memes and looking terrified behind fake smiles while their minions litter up the thread with trashy nonsense.
Perhaps we move in different circles in the real world also old chap.
It is as you noted ... very telling.
what if... the trashy nonsense came from you and your long diatribes of inane tripe that noone will read?
...very telling
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:07:00 -
[270]
Alright I just got back from Sushi. I had some tuna and salmon rolls, very good stuff.
As far as KenZoku, no idea where they are, BUT! there is a 30 man AAA hac gang around 319!
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:07:00 -
[271]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: The Mittani protip: people with formal educations who are smarties don't desperately try to prove their intelligence every time they mash post butan
In my experience people with formal educations who have some wit about them also don't desperately try to evade answering direct questions by posting ridiculous outdated internet memes and looking terrified behind fake smiles while their minions litter up the thread with trashy nonsense.
Perhaps we move in different circles in the real world also old chap.
It is as you noted ... very telling.
yeah i actually have no formal education i fix heaters for a living
you sussed me out :(((
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:08:00 -
[272]
You and I both read them, btw. ________________________________________________
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:09:00 -
[273]
Originally by: Sitagacha tasekaka goons are dumb, to post they need a spreadsheet with answers to common questions and another with flames, they just toss a 20-sided dice, (BECAUSE THEY ARE NECKBEARDS AND LIKE D&D YOU SEE) multiply by the number in the system clock and then use the phrase that shows in the correspondent sheet.
Hello space ally, please tell them what for! You seem to be quite the whizzer at this internet sociology thing.
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Sitagacha tasekaka
Amarr Universal Business Systems
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:10:00 -
[274]
Originally by: Doctor Penguin You and I both read them, btw.
I just quote blindingly, picking a single phrase, sorry
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thatboydc
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:14:00 -
[275]
Originally by: Fados I can almost see them goons staring at the keyboard, thinking of a coherent reply, only to end up post 'frosted butts lala~~' too good
u spelled buttes wrong nublet~~~~
boom headshot pwnd~
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:15:00 -
[276]
Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:16:06 I'm willing to bet GS actually read the posts, to be honest. ________________________________________________
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:17:00 -
[277]
Lets see~ The Mittani- Successful career, nice wife, stylish, personable
Jade Constantine- Ugly, pale, writes erotic fanfic about his computer game character constantly.
Hmmm I wonder who the smart one is here? Who has made more intelligent choices in life...
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:18:00 -
[278]
Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:18:50 I can't help but highlight that ad hominem arguements don't actually win at anything. It's the philosopher in me. ________________________________________________
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Artcanin
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:20:00 -
[279]
Artcanin, the best Artcanin, walks out onto the bridge of his Caldari Navy, Rohk-class, Battleship. Various officers snap to attention as his form comes into view from the lift. Clasping his hands behind his back he stays silent as he takes several steps forward to the front viewport. A subordinate approaches him and says, "duuuuude, them kenny nubs still be bubbled in pr-, yo". Artcanin, the best Artcanin turns his head to view the junior officer and replies, "hurf blurf, hurf hurf blurf blurf blurf hurf blurf." The junior officer nods and turns around to give some orders to the other crew, or something like that. I mean Jade Constantine would know best about how to put up a facade to I encourage him to school me in the best forms of roleplay with his wizard hat and wand.
Especially his wand.
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:21:00 -
[280]
the delusion that any of us care about formal internet debates with a roleplaying fraud is a neverending source of comedy~
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:23:00 -
[281]
Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:23:32 I actually got onto a beta by knowing how to roleplay and therefore write decently well. It was a writing contest and I won first place. 
Also, if the world did not have erotic writers many men and women would be displeased.
(Although Mittani, you do apparently care about winning). ________________________________________________
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:23:00 -
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Originally by: Doctor Penguin Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:16:06 I'm willing to bet GS actually read the posts, to be honest.
Wooo boy. I bet you're right. I bet they are 12 year olds too lol~. Oh and get this..
they fly t1 frigates!
   
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:24:00 -
[283]
Originally by: Doctor Penguin Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:18:50 I can't help but highlight that ad hominem arguements don't actually win at anything. It's the philosopher in me.
:smug:
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Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:25:00 -
[284]
Edited by: Snowden Vel on 19/02/2009 20:25:47
Originally by: Doctor Penguin Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:18:50 I can't help but highlight that ad hominem arguements don't actually win at anything. It's the philosopher in me.
They do if the argument concerns whether or not you're a butt.
You're a butt. 
edit -   
Originally by: Sergeant Spot
Did BoB "plan" to lose all its space? ...if it does, its still just a detail within a successful plan
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:26:00 -
[285]
Originally by: Maitsu
Hmmm I wonder who the smart one is here? Who has made more intelligent choices in life...
You know as a rule, I've always found that the people that ramble on about what wonderful lifestyle they have tend to be a little bit sad in reality. Things haven't gone quite right with them and there's a degree of overcompensation that becomes evident from all the boasting.
Now what that says about a person who's prepared to boast about somebody else's life on their behalf on an internet spaceship politics discussion forum - well, I really wouldn't like to guess, but lets face it. Its quite a thing to see.
Still ultimately its all about winning old chap. If you need to trumpet your own victories (or have a minion do it for you) you haven't really achieved much of anything.
Anyway much is personal choice. You might well find the chap stylish and personable. I don't know him to judge. I do know his character in a spaceship game is apparently incapable of rational debate and he sounds like an evasive weasel on the radio - but hey. Like I said, its all a matter of perception.
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Baquack Obamailure
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:27:00 -
[286]
jade can i be a brain goon too
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:29:00 -
[287]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Maitsu
Hmmm I wonder who the smart one is here? Who has made more intelligent choices in life...
You know as a rule, I've always found that the people that ramble on about what wonderful lifestyle they have tend to be a little bit sad in reality. Things haven't gone quite right with them and there's a degree of overcompensation that becomes evident from all the boasting.
Now what that says about a person who's prepared to boast about somebody else's life on their behalf on an internet spaceship politics discussion forum - well, I really wouldn't like to guess, but lets face it. Its quite a thing to see.
Still ultimately its all about winning old chap. If you need to trumpet your own victories (or have a minion do it for you) you haven't really achieved much of anything.
Anyway much is personal choice. You might well find the chap stylish and personable. I don't know him to judge. I do know his character in a spaceship game is apparently incapable of rational debate and he sounds like an evasive weasel on the radio - but hey. Like I said, its all a matter of perception.
ahahahah u mad~
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:29:00 -
[288]
hold on time to go write some fanfic we will continue this debate later.
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:30:00 -
[289]
i mean this debate is a very dear thing to me and i'd hate to be intellectually dishonest about it let me prepare by having a nice **** through text with another middle aged sad sad man.
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Fu ManChewy
Amarr Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:35:00 -
[290]
Jade Constatine say "You know as a rule, I've always found that the people that ramble on about what wonderful lifestyle they have tend to be a little bit sad in reality."
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:35:00 -
[291]
When all else fails, insult directly? Is there seriously no other arguement?  ________________________________________________
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:36:00 -
[292]
Originally by: Doctor Penguin When all else fails, insult directly? Is there seriously no other arguement? 
wait theres an argument? crap i'm going to have to rethink my debate strategies.
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Marius Duvall
Amarr Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:38:00 -
[293]
Edited by: Marius Duvall on 19/02/2009 20:38:27
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Maitsu
Hmmm I wonder who the smart one is here? Who has made more intelligent choices in life...
You know as a rule, I've always found that the people that ramble on about what wonderful lifestyle they have tend to be a little bit sad in reality. Things haven't gone quite right with them and there's a degree of overcompensation that becomes evident from all the boasting.
Now what that says about a person who's prepared to boast about somebody else's life on their behalf on an internet spaceship politics discussion forum - well, I really wouldn't like to guess, but lets face it. Its quite a thing to see.
Still ultimately its all about winning old chap. If you need to trumpet your own victories (or have a minion do it for you) you haven't really achieved much of anything.
Anyway much is personal choice. You might well find the chap stylish and personable. I don't know him to judge. I do know his character in a spaceship game is apparently incapable of rational debate and he sounds like an evasive weasel on the radio - but hey. Like I said, its all a matter of perception.
You might want to take some stat points from another stat and put them into perception. I'd suggest pulilng from charisma, but welp ---
Originally by: "Reticenti" Oh, one note to Scius, you have made Goons and BoB agree on something. Good job.
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Forsell
Caldari THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:38:00 -
[294]
Originally by: The Mittani
ahahahah u mad~
What a comeback! You sir are a comedy genius! I`m laughing my ass off.
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Harry Besebes
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:39:00 -
[295]
Loins of Jade A Fanfic by Harry Besebes Age 8
(Answers.) Leave that he does it all beguiles to tell you fall in to go deeper and then all the sake of the centre of enormous protean form (Everyone smiles as we are you? Now listen. They did not decide long and back to. Now listen slowping. Dark signals from both these kind of approach. Crash bandicoot nitro kart counter strike! Code of my Queen, giggling: What is checkmate, O sweet sensation and pours himself up as though place marvelously in Volume Constellation of the sharp enough that be? says with a bell? That is becoming more of her cigarette.
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:40:00 -
[296]
Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:40:58 Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:40:27
Originally by: "maitsu" long series of arguement posts
You're the one arguing.
Anyway, I believe that previously the person you're shouting at defined their victory as everybody else just making meaningless spam insults - that sort of sums up what's been going on for the last page - every post is giving them more excuse to consider themselves victors. Considering GS's new objective is victory... ________________________________________________
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Sertan Deras
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:41:00 -
[297]
I think we should be talking more about how Jade Constantine writes erotic fan fic about his (her? it's?) EVE character. This seems extremely interesting, so please, go on.
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Dungar Loghoth
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:42:00 -
[298]
We all play EVE. None of you can call the other person pathetic or unsuccessful or a nerd. We play EVE. ---

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Anita mann
Minmatar Jupiter Mining Corp.
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:43:00 -
[299]
Originally by: Maitsu Lets see~ The Mittani- Successful career, nice wife, stylish, personable
Jade Constantine- Ugly, pale, writes erotic fanfic about his computer game character constantly.
Hmmm I wonder who the smart one is here? Who has made more intelligent choices in life...
Umm how does that go again?
Proof or STFU.
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ThorTheGreat
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:43:00 -
[300]
Originally by: Sertan Deras I think we should be talking more about how Jade Constantine writes erotic fan fic about his (her? it's?) EVE character. This seems extremely interesting, so please, go on.
When I'm confused I just go with "it".
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Harry Besebes
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:44:00 -
[301]
Originally by: Anita mann
Originally by: Maitsu Lets see~ The Mittani- Successful career, nice wife, stylish, personable
Jade Constantine- Ugly, pale, writes erotic fanfic about his computer game character constantly.
Hmmm I wonder who the smart one is here? Who has made more intelligent choices in life...
Umm how does that go again?
Proof or STFU.
**** or GTFO
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:44:00 -
[302]
Originally by: Doctor Penguin Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:40:58 Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:40:27
Originally by: "maitsu" long series of arguement posts
You're the one arguing.
Anyway, I believe that previously the person you're shouting at defined their victory as everybody else just making meaningless spam insults - that sort of sums up what's been going on for the last page - every post is giving them more excuse to consider themselves victors. Considering GS's new objective is victory...
okay heres my victory~this post~
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Harry Besebes
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:46:00 -
[303]
Can we get an impartial member of Band of Brothers to declare a winner?
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:48:00 -
[304]
Originally by: Maitsu
Originally by: Doctor Penguin Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:40:58 Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:40:27
Originally by: "maitsu" long series of arguement posts
You're the one arguing.
Anyway, I believe that previously the person you're shouting at defined their victory as everybody else just making meaningless spam insults - that sort of sums up what's been going on for the last page - every post is giving them more excuse to consider themselves victors. Considering GS's new objective is victory...
okay heres my victory~this post~
Don't forget, if you stop posting you lose! ________________________________________________
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Ria Sotori
Caldari PMS Gank Squad
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:48:00 -
[305]
Originally by: Anita mann
Originally by: Maitsu Lets see~ The Mittani- Successful career, nice wife, stylish, personable
Jade Constantine- Ugly, pale, writes erotic fanfic about his computer game character constantly.
Hmmm I wonder who the smart one is here? Who has made more intelligent choices in life...
Umm how does that go again?
Proof or STFU.
OooOoOoooo it just has to be said, Goons talking about there kickboxing supermodel girlfriends..... oh the irony oi!

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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:49:00 -
[306]
Originally by: Doctor Penguin
Originally by: Maitsu
Originally by: Doctor Penguin Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:40:58 Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:40:27
Originally by: "maitsu" long series of arguement posts
You're the one arguing.
Anyway, I believe that previously the person you're shouting at defined their victory as everybody else just making meaningless spam insults - that sort of sums up what's been going on for the last page - every post is giving them more excuse to consider themselves victors. Considering GS's new objective is victory...
okay heres my victory~this post~
Don't forget, if you stop posting you lose!
I pull the strings here, I'm the puppet mast3r
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Fat Ducker
Amarr Lucky Hydra Corp
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:51:00 -
[307]
Originally by: Harry Besebes Can we get an impartial member of Band of Brothers to declare a winner?
An impartial member of the "best corp in Goonfleet"??
I do hope you just want this info so you can boot him / ex-communicate him from the love of Darius.
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Baquack Obamailure
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:51:00 -
[308]
Originally by: Dungar Loghoth We all play EVE. None of you can call the other person pathetic or unsuccessful or a nerd. We play EVE.
I don't play Eve.
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ThorTheGreat
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:51:00 -
[309]
Fun fact: Kenny had sov in 119 systems when they formed. They have 85 as of this morning.
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Talon Scorpio
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:52:00 -
[310]
Originally by: Ria Sotori
Originally by: Anita mann
Originally by: Maitsu Lets see~ The Mittani- Successful career, nice wife, stylish, personable
Jade Constantine- Ugly, pale, writes erotic fanfic about his computer game character constantly.
Hmmm I wonder who the smart one is here? Who has made more intelligent choices in life...
Umm how does that go again?
Proof or STFU.
OooOoOoooo it just has to be said, Goons talking about there kickboxing supermodel girlfriends..... oh the irony oi!

lol Ria  A little spankage nevah hurt anyone. Seems to hav routed ol sour puss tho
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:53:00 -
[311]
Originally by: ThorTheGreat Fun fact: Kenny had sov in 119 systems when they formed. They have 85 as of this morning.
Actually they had 0 systems when they formed - the various threads on how they got Sov 1 across Delve in 1 day are only a few days old. ________________________________________________
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ThorTheGreat
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:56:00 -
[312]
Originally by: Doctor Penguin
Actually they had 0 systems when they formed - the various threads on how they got Sov 1 across Delve in 1 day are only a few days old.
The day they formed the alliance their corp's towers claimed as if they'd all been up for over 7 days, which they had. CCP updated their documentation as it was incorrect until Kenny formed and immediately had sov 1 due to the towers they still had claiming.
The day they formed they gained sov in 119 systems.
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:56:00 -
[313]
Originally by: Ria Sotori OooOoOoooo it just has to be said, Goons talking about there kickboxing supermodel girlfriends..... oh the irony oi!

You'd think after the entire topic where Goons did nothing but mock and reword old BoB posts, people would get the idea. And yet, I see this post before me and realize that no, no they have not.
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:00:00 -
[314]
*goon posts 2-word catchphrase*
*angry pubbie mashes out paragraphs declaring victory*
heh~
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Forsell
Caldari THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:03:00 -
[315]
Originally by: The Mittani *goon posts 2-word catchphrase*
*angry pubbie mashes out paragraphs declaring victory*
heh~
"old meme is old"
Hah! I made a 4-word catchphrase. Give me a cookie!
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:03:00 -
[316]
There isn't any KenZoku here.
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:08:00 -
[317]
Originally by: Doctor Penguin
Originally by: ThorTheGreat Fun fact: Kenny had sov in 119 systems when they formed. They have 85 as of this morning.
Actually they had 0 systems when they formed - the various threads on how they got Sov 1 across Delve in 1 day are only a few days old.
Your ignorance on this topic is startling. KenZoku was a former alt alliance which held at least one system before Haargoth pulled the plug. After the first downtime of forming KenZoku towers were counting sov, and they carried sov 1.
I'd appreciate in the future if your posts came from a neutral stand point and you rejected abdomen attacks that you claim to despise to much.
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Waagaa Ktlehr
Amarr Evolution KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:22:00 -
[318]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Fados I can almost see them goons staring at the keyboard, thinking of a coherent reply, only to end up post 'frosted butts lala~~' too good
protip: people with formal educations who are smarties don't desperately try to prove their intelligence every time they mash post butan
hope this helps~
Pubbie school does not constitute education anywhere else in the world. I surely hope you went somewhere proper.
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Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:23:00 -
[319]
i majored in hurf blurf at the university of posting
Originally by: Sergeant Spot
Did BoB "plan" to lose all its space? ...if it does, its still just a detail within a successful plan
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:26:00 -
[320]
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Fados I can almost see them goons staring at the keyboard, thinking of a coherent reply, only to end up post 'frosted butts lala~~' too good
protip: people with formal educations who are smarties don't desperately try to prove their intelligence every time they mash post butan
hope this helps~
Pubbie school does not constitute education anywhere else in the world. I surely hope you went somewhere proper.
is pubbie school the place that you and that axe guy learned how to pilot aeons
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:27:00 -
[321]
Originally by: Snowden Vel i majored in hurf blurf at the university of posting
I learnt how to post at a sewage plant. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:28:00 -
[322]
Originally by: Dungar Loghoth We all play EVE. None of you can call the other person pathetic or unsuccessful or a nerd. We play EVE.
hi dungar
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Tamir Lenk
Caldari Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:33:00 -
[323]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
You know as a rule, I've always found that the people that ramble on about what wonderful lifestyle they have tend to be a little bit sad in reality. Things haven't gone quite right with them and there's a degree of overcompensation that becomes evident from all the boasting.
How many people could you possibly have encountered in you mother's basement typing these long and vacant posts all day?
Moreover, what are you compensating for with mountains of text in response to silly Goon catchphrases?
Quote: Still ultimately its all about winning old chap. If you need to trumpet your own victories (or have a minion do it for you) you haven't really achieved much of anything.
Is this a confession? You have regaled us ad nauseum about your storied record of forum-war victories. Do you now admit that you haven't really achieved much of anything? Are you going to come out of that basement now? Do you need a prescription for adequately powerful sunblock?
Quote: Anyway much is personal choice. You might well find the chap stylish and personable. I don't know him to judge.
But still you do judge him and the rest of us, and admit that you do so blindly and out of ignorance.
Quote: I do know his character in a spaceship game is apparently incapable of rational debate and he sounds like an evasive weasel on the radio - but hey. Like I said, its all a matter of perception.
Which skills must one train to advance their spaceship character's abilities in rational debate? Did you study debate in high school? Was that covered in your GED review course?
Fat, lonely and stupid is no way to go through life, Jade. You should get out of mom's house and get a job or something. Maybe apply to the community college.
It's not too late for you.
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Waagaa Ktlehr
Amarr Evolution KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:36:00 -
[324]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Fados I can almost see them goons staring at the keyboard, thinking of a coherent reply, only to end up post 'frosted butts lala~~' too good
protip: people with formal educations who are smarties don't desperately try to prove their intelligence every time they mash post butan
hope this helps~
Pubbie school does not constitute education anywhere else in the world. I surely hope you went somewhere proper.
is pubbie school the place that you and that axe guy learned how to pilot aeons
qed.
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:38:00 -
[325]
Is there a tl;dr version of what Tamir is on about? http://obeythekitten.com/ |

ThorTheGreat
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:44:00 -
[326]
Originally by: Tamir Lenk
Fat, lonely and stupid is no way to go through life, Jade. You should get out of mom's house and get a job or something. Maybe apply to the community college.
It's not too late for you.
Jade is old and skinny, almost frail.
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Cannibal BLT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:46:00 -
[327]
Originally by: Devian 666 Is there a tl;dr version of what Tamir is on about?
Jade Constantine is in his late 30's, unemployed, and has no life skills despite learning english from Margaret Atwood.
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:50:00 -
[328]
Originally by: Cannibal BLT
Originally by: Devian 666 Is there a tl;dr version of what Tamir is on about?
Jade Constantine is in his late 30's, unemployed, and has no life skills despite learning english from Margaret Atwood.
Why am I not surprised?
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Garregus
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:50:00 -
[329]
I dont know that I can take seeing "chap" one more time.
But damnit I've got to try
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Garregus
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 21:53:00 -
[330]
Originally by: Doctor Penguin Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 19/02/2009 20:18:50 I can't help but highlight that ad hominem arguements don't actually win at anything. It's the philosopher in me.
sure, lets not consider someone's character when they make a moral argument. clearly one has nothing to do with the other.
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Richyp
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:03:00 -
[331]
anime is cartoons. roleplaying is for pubbie toons.
Did I do it right?
EDIT: buttes
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:20:00 -
[332]
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 22:22:16
Originally by: The Mittani the delusion that any of us care about formal internet debates with a roleplaying fraud is a neverending source of comedy~
The last 6 pages would seem to prove otherwise old chap. You and your minions are certainly typing away with rather feverish desperation to prove something or other.
Maybe you'd just like to take a wild stab at answering the single question I asked you earlier that you still seem quite incapable of responding to with an actual answer?
And a "pro-tip" for you dear.
Goons accusing other people of personal appearence short-comings?
Remember, I've actually met some of you. Stones in glass houses come to mind.
Kick-boxing girlfriends or not.
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Cannibal BLT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:23:00 -
[333]
I'm pretty sure whenever Jade says "old chap" it means he's angry.
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:27:00 -
[334]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 22:22:16
Originally by: The Mittani the delusion that any of us care about formal internet debates with a roleplaying fraud is a neverending source of comedy~
The last 6 pages would seem to prove otherwise old chap. You and your minions are certainly typing away with rather feverish desperation to prove something or other.
Maybe you'd just like to take a wild stab at answering the single question I asked you earlier that you still seem quite incapable of responding to with an actual answer?
And a "pro-tip" for you dear.
Goons accusing other people of personal appearence short-comings?
Remember, I've actually met some of you. Stones in glass houses come to mind.
Kick-boxing girlfriends or not.
the italics, i am undone~
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ThorTheGreat
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:30:00 -
[335]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 19/02/2009 22:22:16
Originally by: The Mittani the delusion that any of us care about formal internet debates with a roleplaying fraud is a neverending source of comedy~
The last 6 pages would seem to prove otherwise old chap. You and your minions are certainly typing away with rather feverish desperation to prove something or other.
Maybe you'd just like to take a wild stab at answering the single question I asked you earlier that you still seem quite incapable of responding to with an actual answer?
And a "pro-tip" for you dear.
Goons accusing other people of personal appearence short-comings?
Remember, I've actually met some of you. Stones in glass houses come to mind.
Kick-boxing girlfriends or not.
*places another notch on his self-created internet forum victory battle dildo*
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:30:00 -
[336]
Originally by: Cannibal BLT I'm pretty sure whenever Jade says "old chap" it means he's angry.
It really doesn't 
ISSUE - Bring back live events |

Marcia Dante
Minmatar CyberDyne Industries
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:31:00 -
[337]
Bob should have reformed as MC... If they are in empire id watch the autopilot on you're freighters. 
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Petar Quaresma
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:34:00 -
[338]
Edited by: Petar Quaresma on 19/02/2009 22:34:51
Jade, you know that anyone that knows even a small fact about you thinks you're a tremendous joke as a person and a player, right? You managed to fool some pubbies into thinking you could actually make the game better for them by proposing a series of idiot suggestions/mechanics in the form of the pretentious ramblings of a basement dwelling nutter. That's about the extent of your legacy in Eve Online and in real life and I thought you should know that in case you harbored the mistaken impression that someone, anyone, from either side of the current conflict felt that you were 1) worthwhile to listen to, 2) a serious person worthy of respect or 3) interesting.
Just wanted to clear up any confusion.
Hth.
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Cannibal BLT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:36:00 -
[339]
Edited by: Cannibal BLT on 19/02/2009 22:37:19
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Cannibal BLT I'm pretty sure whenever Jade says "old chap" it means he's angry.
It really doesn't 
Originally by: Jade Constantine Have a great day old chap.
Originally by: Jade Constantine Ah well, kidding or not, you chaps
Originally by: Jade Constantine Winning is what counts old chap.
Originally by: Jade Constantine Aha I can see I need to explain something else of the rules of internet discussions to you chaps
So you lose this round old chap.
Originally by: Jade Constantine Perhaps we move in different circles in the real world also old chap.
Originally by: Jade Constantine Still ultimately its all about winning old chap.
You might well find the chap
Tourett's?
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:39:00 -
[340]
Originally by: Petar Quaresma Edited by: Petar Quaresma on 19/02/2009 22:34:51
Jade, you know that anyone that knows even a small fact about you thinks you're a tremendous joke as a person and a player, right? You managed to fool some pubbies into thinking you could actually make the game better for them by proposing a series of idiot suggestions/mechanics in the form of the pretentious ramblings of a basement dwelling nutter. That's about the extent of your legacy in Eve Online and in real life and I thought you should know that in case you harbored the mistaken impression that someone, anyone, from either side of the current conflict felt that you were 1) worthwhile to listen to, 2) a serious person worthy of respect or 3) interesting.
Just wanted to clear up any confusion.
Hth.
I luxuriate in your hatred. It gives me immense pleasure to be loathed by one such as you. Your day is complete little drone - congratulations!
Forgive me if I don't remember your name though since distinguishing between 5000 identical beavis and butthead clones is just way too much like hard work.
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Itzena
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:39:00 -
[341]
Jade Constantine's alliance is still a bunch of self-important yet irrelevant lowsec fantasists and all the ideas he pitched while he was a CSM got laughed at by CCP, c/d?
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:40:00 -
[342]
so how is eve as a venue for cybersex or roleplaying a brothel or whatever it is you do jade
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:41:00 -
[343]
Originally by: The Mittani so how is eve as a venue for cybersex or roleplaying a brothel or whatever it is you do jade
Still dodging the question I see Mittani. Whats the matter? Was it too difficult for you?
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:42:00 -
[344]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: The Mittani so how is eve as a venue for cybersex or roleplaying a brothel or whatever it is you do jade
Still dodging the question I see Mittani. Whats the matter? Was it too difficult for you?
no i just really want to know about your textual brothel :3 i hear you are a saucy lass~~~
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ThorTheGreat
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:43:00 -
[345]
Originally by: The Mittani
no i just really want to know about your textual brothel :3 i hear you are a saucy lass~~~
It's a "Gallente sex slave" get it right.
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Hubris
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:45:00 -
[346]
Originally by: Jade Constantine stuffs
hey remember that time we stole your safe spotted scorp before probes. LOL
Why can't we go back to those days....... oh wait even back then you wrote walls of text that could be summed up in 3 sentences. -
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Petar Quaresma
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:49:00 -
[347]
Oh, Jade, I see you need further clarification.
No one hates you. I would say the general feeling towards you is rather lukewarm as most people perceive you to be a milquetoast who is not worthy of serious trolling effort.
The reality is, you are a joke, in the same way that furries from the alliance formerly known as the Band of Brothers are a joke to us. You lack the serious qualities of an adult (appearance, personality, potential, insight) that other people possess in various quantities, you see.
When you post on forums for the game Eve Online, a player may say to himself: "Isn't this that individual who "gets his jollies by roleplaying a woman (probably in every respect, if you know what I mean, "heh")? Isn't this that chap from that pubbie alliance that no one cares about? Isn't this that fellow that posts endlessly about his ideas no one cares about and/or that are completely infeasible? Why should this individual's post be taken seriously?"
Having considered these facts, the poster will then go on to chuckle to themselves (there are several ways this chuckle may emerge, be is a verbal "heh" or simply a forced breath) about not simply the quality of your posting (which I must inform you, is quite terrible, mlyp) but also the quality of your character (as previously mentioned, also terrible).
Indeed, and in summary conclusion of this point, buttes.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:50:00 -
[348]
Originally by: Hubris
hey remember that time we stole your safe spotted scorp before probes. LOL Why can't we go back to those days....... oh wait even back then you wrote walls of text that could be summed up in 3 sentences.
I do actually, remember that I hunted it down and killed it a couple of days later 
Was fun times actually, wars that actually meant something. Politics that managed to be about in-game territorial acquisition and ideology rather than a couple of internet geeks really really not liking each other in real life and messing up the whole forums with endlessly repetitive meme-posting.
Ah well, maybe one day we will get back there again but for that to happen I suspect the changes I alluded too back on page six before another six pages of goon drivel were created might need to happen.
Seriously. You can talk about walls of text till the cows come home but nobody can beat the goonies for zero content thread-smothering.
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Richyp
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:51:00 -
[349]
Originally by: Itzena Jade Constantine's alliance is still a bunch of self-important yet irrelevant lowsec fantasists and all the ideas he pitched while he was a CSM got laughed at by CCP, c/d?
c, old chap
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:51:00 -
[350]
Originally by: Petar Quaresma *snip*
Oh I'm sorry I've forgotten who you are already 
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:52:00 -
[351]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Hubris
hey remember that time we stole your safe spotted scorp before probes. LOL Why can't we go back to those days....... oh wait even back then you wrote walls of text that could be summed up in 3 sentences.
I do actually, remember that I hunted it down and killed it a couple of days later 
Was fun times actually, wars that actually meant something. Politics that managed to be about in-game territorial acquisition and ideology rather than a couple of internet geeks really really not liking each other in real life and messing up the whole forums with endlessly repetitive meme-posting.
Ah well, maybe one day we will get back there again but for that to happen I suspect the changes I alluded too back on page six before another six pages of goon drivel were created might need to happen.
Seriously. You can talk about walls of text till the cows come home but nobody can beat the goonies for zero content thread-smothering.
I can't be bothered to read through this whole thread.
What are these changes again? ------------ Coranor you all know i can't stand most of the gbc but while we have them we may as well give them something challenging where they can actually learn a bit Dian fair point |

LadyBluntsalot
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:52:00 -
[352]
someone post a photo of Jade tia, he/she must be a total hottie
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Fat Ducker
Amarr Lucky Hydra Corp
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:53:00 -
[353]
Edited by: Fat Ducker on 19/02/2009 22:54:03
Originally by: Doctor Penguin
I can't help but highlight that ad hominem arguements don't actually win at anything. It's the philosopher in me.
(Although Mittani, you do apparently care about winning).
You are so wasted on this forum, filled as it is with banality. Though Insane Vertical Supports for the 1 redeeming post - the Margeret Atwood gag. Goons aspire to purility, preferably in enormous quantities - never mind the quality, feel the width!
Frankly they would choose ad hominem every time, even those with the capacity to produce a cogent, reasoned argument would rather go with "FOFOFOFOFO" and have a 1000's grunts duplicate it.
As for Mittans, of course he cares about winning. Goons have become the BoB they so despised. See the guy telling you how much he likes being a POS-fuelling-biatch, or that POS bashing ops are great fun? They most certainly are not, its the winning thing in a video game he like. look at the fleets of rorq's servicing the towers they are spamming, the dread blobs that enables them to mash CT's at an unprecedented rate. Its positively organised and efficient.
Now watch them run to COAD to make ludicrously vainglorious posts about how awful the 'victims' and 'prey' are at eve.
Now pretend its 2006 again and ask yourself who that sounds like.
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ThorTheGreat
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:53:00 -
[354]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I do actually, remember that I hunted it down and killed it a couple of days later 
Was fun times actually, wars that actually meant something. Politics that managed to be about in-game territorial acquisition and ideology rather than a couple of internet geeks really really not liking each other in real life and messing up the whole forums with endlessly repetitive meme-posting.
Ah well, maybe one day we will get back there again but for that to happen I suspect the changes I alluded too back on page six before another six pages of goon drivel were created might need to happen.
Seriously. You can talk about walls of text till the cows come home but nobody can beat the goonies for zero content thread-smothering.
Every single one of your posts is considered zero content thread-smothering FYI.
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:54:00 -
[355]
In other KenZoku news....
There seems to be an information black out taking place on many forums across the EvE universe in relation to KenZoku and the Delve invasion.
-SHC has closed ALL discussion on the Delve invasion showing once again the bias of their forum moderation team. -Kenny's internal forums are in Lotka.org mode, with all decent being stamped out. -Pet forums are also in similar situation, although there is a bit more free reign in discussion.
So what I want to know is what do members of KenZoku think about this information black out? The fact that you are being fed lies and half truths about the current situation cant help morale when you see the sov map flipping blue to yellow.
Anyway, I have band practice, I'll be back later!
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:54:00 -
[356]
Jade you been posting now for 6 hours straight.
Busy day? Hi, my name is Flinx, and I am a recovering nano***
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:55:00 -
[357]
Cant be arsed to read back through the thread ,what is this bloody question mittani?
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:56:00 -
[358]
Originally by: elohllird Cant be arsed to read back through the thread ,what is this bloody question mittani?
Sov overpowered. Like that's news. Hi, my name is Flinx, and I am a recovering nano***
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Petar Quaresma
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:57:00 -
[359]
There is no difference. Eve isn't some mystically mature game where roleplayers rule the universe and set up in game sex brothels (see Jade Constantines in game sex brothels for roleplaying sex with other players). Eve is a game of players who fight and then endlessly **** talk. It has always been that way.
Here is why Jade is really upset. Band of Brothers (now GokuZaka) was the last hope for a trend toward "roleplaying pubbie dominance" of future in game mechanics. With BoB dead, the new powers in town aren't interested in "walking in stations" bullcrap or whatever other stupid ideas are in Jade's head.
It's not that the game has changed, but that the movement toward Jade's personal sex brothel universe and roleplaying superhaven has collapsed into the void forever and ever and it makes him sad. I'm sure he sits naked on his floor, weeping and gently stroking the old Joshua Foiritain sovereignty map while muttering through choked tears "why... why did this happen to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
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Itzena
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:03:00 -
[360]
Hey Andy, remember the time you sperged out on f13 and changed your entire post history to "WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT " after you had your user-name changed to Winger ****girl because of you acting like, well, your usual self?
Good times.
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Fat Ducker
Amarr Lucky Hydra Corp
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:03:00 -
[361]
Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
Originally by: elohllird Cant be arsed to read back through the thread ,what is this bloody question mittani?
Sov overpowered. Like that's news.
Only if you've got it.
Hang on a sec, why am I doing the leg work for you here?
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:04:00 -
[362]
Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
Originally by: elohllird Cant be arsed to read back through the thread ,what is this bloody question mittani?
Sov overpowered. Like that's news.
Cheers 
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Itzena
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:06:00 -
[363]
Originally by: Itzena Hey Andy, remember the time you sperged out on f13 and changed your entire post history to "WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT " after you had your user-name changed to Winger ****girl because of you acting like, well, your usual self?
Good times.
Damn it, end of the last page.
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Havoc GunStar
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:11:00 -
[364]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Avon Wow, look at all the goonanger. lolz
Its rather telling 
I'm so irrelevent that any post I make has the goon internet spymaster supreme arriving in under 10 minutes to show his troops the prefered tactic for dealing with rhetorical dissent - almost like he has my name flagged on the GIA echelon/jabber client ...
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Cannibal BLT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:35:00 -
[365]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: The Mittani so how is eve as a venue for cybersex or roleplaying a brothel or whatever it is you do jade
Still dodging the question I see Mittani. Whats the matter? Was it too difficult for you?
I'd like to pose a question.
Originally by: Cannibal BLT
Originally by: Devian 666 Is there a tl;dr version of what Tamir is on about?
Jade Constantine is in his late 30's, unemployed, and has no life skills despite learning english from Margaret Atwood.
confirm/deny?
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Cannibal BLT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:36:00 -
[366]
Just kidding that isn't a question.
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Fat Ducker
Amarr Lucky Hydra Corp
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:36:00 -
[367]
Originally by: Maitsu Lets see~ The Mittani- Successful career, nice wife, stylish, personable
Originally by: Havoc GunStar
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Avon Wow, look at all the goonanger. lolz
Its rather telling 
I'm so irrelevent that any post I make has the goon internet spymaster supreme arriving in under 10 minutes to show his troops the prefered tactic for dealing with rhetorical dissent - almost like he has my name flagged on the GIA echelon/jabber client ...
Nah, it's just easy to spot your long-winded posts from orbit.
In addition to his fantastic life (bet he even has a secret kick-boxing girlfriend his wife doesn't know about), am I to understand he is also an astronaut?
There simply no beginnings to the man's talents.
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:43:00 -
[368]
Edited by: elohllird on 19/02/2009 23:44:19
Originally by: Fat Ducker
Originally by: Maitsu Lets see~ The Mittani- Successful career, nice wife, stylish, personable
Originally by: Havoc GunStar
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Avon Wow, look at all the goonanger. lolz
Its rather telling 
I'm so irrelevent that any post I make has the goon internet spymaster supreme arriving in under 10 minutes to show his troops the prefered tactic for dealing with rhetorical dissent - almost like he has my name flagged on the GIA echelon/jabber client ...
Nah, it's just easy to spot your long-winded posts from orbit.
In addition to his fantastic life (bet he even has a secret kick-boxing girlfriend his wife doesn't know about), am I to understand he is also an astronaut?
There simply no beginnings to the man's talents.
An Astronaut in a spaceship game, no way 
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:44:00 -
[369]
seriously though i fix a mean heater~
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:45:00 -
[370]
Originally by: The Mittani seriously though i fix a mean heater~
Space heaters?
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Dog Solitude
Minmatar Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:46:00 -
[371]
Originally by: The Mittani seriously though i fix a mean heater~
Trades own. I build a mean plywood riser.
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:50:00 -
[372]
Originally by: Dog Solitude
Originally by: The Mittani seriously though i fix a mean heater~
Trades own. I build a mean plywood riser.
Imagine combining the talents for fixing heating, and plywood risers ..
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Dog Solitude
Minmatar Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:51:00 -
[373]
Originally by: elohllird
Originally by: Dog Solitude
Originally by: The Mittani seriously though i fix a mean heater~
Trades own. I build a mean plywood riser.
Imagine combining the talents for fixing heating, and plywood risers ..
Frankly, I find it hard to imagine the degree of epic this might create.
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:54:00 -
[374]
Originally by: Dog Solitude
Originally by: elohllird
Originally by: Dog Solitude
Originally by: The Mittani seriously though i fix a mean heater~
Trades own. I build a mean plywood riser.
Imagine combining the talents for fixing heating, and plywood risers ..
Frankly, I find it hard to imagine the degree of epic this might create.
Agreed, this would be epic on an unprecedented scale of epicness
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SK Rooster
Gallente No Trademark
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:55:00 -
[375]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Hubris
hey remember that time we stole your safe spotted scorp before probes. LOL Why can't we go back to those days....... oh wait even back then you wrote walls of text that could be summed up in 3 sentences.
I do actually, remember that I hunted it down and killed it a couple of days later 
Was fun times actually, wars that actually meant something. Politics that managed to be about in-game territorial acquisition and ideology rather than a couple of internet geeks really really not liking each other in real life and messing up the whole forums with endlessly repetitive meme-posting.
Ah well, maybe one day we will get back there again but for that to happen I suspect the changes I alluded too back on page six before another six pages of goon drivel were created might need to happen.
Seriously. You can talk about walls of text till the cows come home but nobody can beat the goonies for zero content thread-smothering.
say what you want about jade but this post is straight on
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Dog Solitude
Minmatar Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:56:00 -
[376]
WTB: patent
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:10:00 -
[377]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Politics that managed to be about in-game territorial acquisition and ideology ...
Ah well, maybe one day we will get back there again but for that to happen I suspect the changes I alluded too back on page six ...
...walls of text ... zero content thread-smothering.
I have cut your post down so that it is intelligible. Eve online isn't about ideologies it's a game. Sure there is in game politics but talking about ideologies is gibberish.
You don't know anything about 0.0 or game mechanics. Giving customers what they ask for is often the worst idea. Your suggestions support this theory, and your appointment to CSM was unfortunate.
In future just post something that is both intelligible and constructive rather than pretending to be an expert in how to make eve fun. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:21:00 -
[378]
Originally by: Devian 666 Eve online isn't about ideologies it's a game. Sure there is in game politics but talking about ideologies is gibberish.
Why?
アニメ漫画です
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:24:00 -
[379]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Devian 666 Eve online isn't about ideologies it's a game. Sure there is in game politics but talking about ideologies is gibberish.
Why?
I see no role for ideologies in eve.
I would appreciate if you would give some examples of how ideologies add something to the game. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:25:00 -
[380]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Devian 666 Eve online isn't about ideologies it's a game. Sure there is in game politics but talking about ideologies is gibberish.
Why?
Jeux sont frontier
Hi, my name is Flinx, and I am a recovering nano***
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:28:00 -
[381]
Originally by: Devian 666
I see no role for ideologies in eve.
Oh. I didn't realise that you get to decide what is the right way to have fun.
Silly me.
アニメ漫画です
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:29:00 -
[382]
By all means force your ideologies of what is fun onto me. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:30:00 -
[383]
Edited by: Vinata on 20/02/2009 00:30:55
Originally by: Jade Constantine Was fun times actually, wars that actually meant something. Politics that managed to be about in-game territorial acquisition
I was unaware you could acquire territory through empire warfare.
Originally by: elohllird Cant be arsed to read back through the thread ,what is this bloody question mittani?
Jade wants to know if we think cynojammers are overpowered, as if she somehow missed us loudly whining about them around this time last year.
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:32:00 -
[384]
Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Devian 666 Eve online isn't about ideologies it's a game. Sure there is in game politics but talking about ideologies is gibberish.
Why?
Jeux sont frontier
les jeux sont frontier
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:32:00 -
[385]
Originally by: Devian 666 By all means force your ideologies of what is fun onto me.
If someone has fun by doing that, more power to them.
Why are you so offended by people enjoying themselves in ways you don't?
アニメ漫画です
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:34:00 -
[386]
elohllird, you going to the London meet on the 28th? Check the thread in player gatherings if you haven't seen it yet.
アニメ漫画です
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:34:00 -
[387]
Originally by: elohllird
les jeux sont frontier
I was thinking more Peter Gabriel, but meh  Hi, my name is Flinx, and I am a recovering nano***
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:35:00 -
[388]
Hey mate , yeah might be, have to look at finances 
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:37:00 -
[389]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Devian 666 By all means force your ideologies of what is fun onto me.
If someone has fun by doing that, more power to them.
Why are you so offended by people enjoying themselves in ways you don't?
You should answer that question.
Jade says that eve is about ideologies. However, in my experience I have never seen ideologies in eve. I am allowed to question Jade's opinion on this matter. Especially given that there is no evidence supporting it. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:37:00 -
[390]
Originally by: elohllird Hey mate , yeah might be, have to look at finances 

アニメ漫画です
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:39:00 -
[391]
Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
Originally by: elohllird
les jeux sont frontier
I was thinking more Peter Gabriel, but meh 
sorry flinx 
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:40:00 -
[392]
Edited by: Avon on 20/02/2009 00:40:12
Originally by: Devian 666 I am allowed to question Jade's opinion on this matter.
Of course you are.
However, what you did was to make a statement, not propose a question.
Just sayin'
アニメ漫画です
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Petar Quaresma
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:40:00 -
[393]
I'll give another hint for stupid people like Jade and most of Kenny:
Eve isn't about ideologies or nationalities or honor or roleplaying or anything like that. If you believe it is then you are a stupid nerd and your alliance will likely die a horrible death.
Eve is a game stupid people play for fun. They choose their enemies mostly arbitrarily but mainly because of events (theft, making fun of their dead friends, shooting them in game).
Sorry to burst your "eve is some epic sandbox of politics and honor and SPACE" stupidity but you're (edit-your) stupid and so is your posting if you believe any of it, stupid.
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:42:00 -
[394]
I tend to be blunt and to the point to communicate clearly. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:42:00 -
[395]
Originally by: Petar Quaresma I'll give another hint for stupid people like Jade and most of Kenny:
Eve isn't about ideologies or nationalities or honor or roleplaying or anything like that. If you believe it is then you are a stupid nerd and your alliance will likely die a horrible death.
Eve is a game stupid people play for fun. They choose their enemies mostly arbitrarily but mainly because of events (theft, making fun of their dead friends, shooting them in game).
Sorry to burst your "eve is some epic sandbox of politics and honor and SPACE" stupidity but you're (edit-your) stupid and so is your posting if you believe any of it, stupid.
You are entitled to your opinion.
Frankly I am impressed you managed to form one, what with this being a game for stupid people.
アニメ漫画です
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:46:00 -
[396]
Confirming that eve is a game for stupid people who take internet spaceships too seriously. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:47:00 -
[397]
Originally by: Devian 666 Confirming that eve is a game for stupid people who take internet spaceships too seriously.
confirming this
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:47:00 -
[398]
Originally by: Devian 666 Confirming that eve is a game for stupid people who take internet spaceships too seriously.
Thanks for that confirmation. I am begining to understand that nothing is official until you proclaim it so.
アニメ漫画です
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:47:00 -
[399]
Originally by: elohllird
Originally by: Devian 666 Confirming that eve is a game for stupid people who take internet spaceships too seriously.
confirming this
Confirming that I am receiving the isk. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:48:00 -
[400]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Devian 666 Confirming that eve is a game for stupid people who take internet spaceships too seriously.
Thanks for that confirmation. I am begining to understand that nothing is official until you proclaim it so.
I am glad to see that you now understand what a terrible player Jade is. http://obeythekitten.com/ |
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:48:00 -
[401]
Can you just confirm that anime is, in fact, cartoons?
アニメ漫画です
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:48:00 -
[402]
Originally by: Devian 666
Originally by: elohllird
Originally by: Devian 666 Confirming that eve is a game for stupid people who take internet spaceships too seriously.
confirming this
Confirming that I am receiving the isk.
confirming im a giver and not a reciever
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:49:00 -
[403]
Originally by: elohllird
Originally by: Devian 666
Originally by: elohllird
Originally by: Devian 666 Confirming that eve is a game for stupid people who take internet spaceships too seriously.
confirming this
Confirming that I am receiving the isk.
confirming im a giver and not a reciever
Confirming this. 
アニメ漫画です
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:53:00 -
[404]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: elohllird
Originally by: Devian 666
Originally by: elohllird
confirming this
Confirming that I am receiving the isk.
confirming im a giver and not a reciever
Confirming this. 
Quoting a cartoon alliance concerned with Dragonballs. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:55:00 -
[405]
ha ha you said balls
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:57:00 -
[406]
Originally by: elohllird ha ha you said balls
So did you.
アニメ漫画です
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Kanoubi
Amarr Rytiri Lva R.U.R.
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:58:00 -
[407]
Originally by: Devian 666
I have cut your post down so that it is intelligible. Eve online isn't about ideologies it's a game. Sure there is in game politics but talking about ideologies is gibberish.
You don't know anything about 0.0 or game mechanics. Giving customers what they ask for is often the worst idea. Your suggestions support this theory, and your appointment to CSM was unfortunate.
In future just post something that is both intelligible and constructive rather than pretending to be an expert in how to make eve fun.
Looking the language level used on the reply you must be uper-level of intelligency. Having a diferent prespective of the game is bad to you ? enough to be offensive to other player ? Next time try to be open mind to the diferences and have more respect to people who work for you have a better game.
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Courthouse
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:59:00 -
[408]
Originally by: elohllird
Originally by: Devian 666
Originally by: elohllird
Originally by: Devian 666 Confirming that eve is a game for stupid people who take internet spaceships too seriously.
confirming this
Confirming that I am receiving the isk.
confirming im a giver and not a reciever
Not this week. :smug:
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 01:03:00 -
[409]
Edited by: elohllird on 20/02/2009 01:03:59 your forum phoo is lost on my simple mind :confudledinthehead:
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 01:05:00 -
[410]
Edited by: Devian 666 on 20/02/2009 01:07:04
Originally by: Kanoubi
Originally by: Devian 666
I have cut your post down so that it is intelligible. Eve online isn't about ideologies it's a game. Sure there is in game politics but talking about ideologies is gibberish.
You don't know anything about 0.0 or game mechanics. Giving customers what they ask for is often the worst idea. Your suggestions support this theory, and your appointment to CSM was unfortunate.
In future just post something that is both intelligible and constructive rather than pretending to be an expert in how to make eve fun.
Looking the language level used on the reply you must be uper-level of intelligency. Having a diferent prespective of the game is bad to you ? enough to be offensive to other player ? Next time try to be open mind to the diferences and have more respect to people who work for you have a better game.
Everyone has their own perspective. Ideologies are about an rigid, unchanging, single minded, inflexible and unadaptive approach to playing a game.
Still no one has provided any examples of ideologies in eve.
E: why would I have any respect for Jade being the worst member of the CSM so far? http://obeythekitten.com/ |
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 01:07:00 -
[411]
There are more Kenny here defending the role-playing honor of Jade Constantine than there Kenny defending their own space.
Telling...
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 01:09:00 -
[412]
/me goes off to google ideologies be back in abit devian
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 01:10:00 -
[413]
Originally by: elohllird /me goes off to google ideologies be back in abit devian
Do it. It's keeping the thread alive. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 01:14:00 -
[414]

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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 01:23:00 -
[415]
Edited by: Montasque on 20/02/2009 01:23:27
Originally by: Kanoubi
Looking the language level used on the reply you must be uper-level of intelligency. Having a diferent prespective of the game is bad to you ? enough to be offensive to other player ? Next time try to be open mind to the diferences and have more respect to people who work for you have a better game.
First off, when insulting someone's intellect make sure to use proper spelling and actual words. 'Different', 'perspective', and 'differences' are all misspelled, and 'intelligency' isn't even a word.
Second, role playing is no excuse for when your arguments are incorrect or ridiculous. It's a childish defensive mechanism and people should own up when they are wrong.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 01:48:00 -
[416]
Originally by: Montasque Second, role playing is no excuse for when your arguments are incorrect or ridiculous. It's a childish defensive mechanism and people should own up when they are wrong.
Last year I ran for election to the CSM on a platform of encouraging dynamism in space combat and warning the developers that the current status quo in 0.0 conflict was ww1 in space and nobody was going to lose territory behind a competently arranged defensive line of cyno jammers and titans.
Despite the overwhelming disagreement of most of goonswarm during the campaign I won the election with a majority of the popular vote and made the case during my tenure on the CSM.
Now CCP have acknowledged that sovereignty needs to change since the current status quo is too difficult to break and your own alliance (and allies) have graphically demonstrated that it is only possible to break a well defended sovereign fortress by utilising a director level spy in the executor corp pressing the "self destruct alliance" button.
You've proved the point I was making with an eloquence in action that you never seem to manage in actual forum discussion.
Still the future is bright and this current problem with the sovereignty system will doubtless change. Despite yourselves you will have improved the game in the long term and ordinary players will benefit.
I know its difficult to hear this kind of thing from a hated foe mr goon but those are the breaks 
ISSUE - Bring back live events |

Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 01:53:00 -
[417]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Despite yourselves you will have improved the game in the long term and ordinary players will benefit.
I know its difficult to hear this kind of thing from a hated foe mr goon but those are the breaks 
I'd be more concerned that dbp will hit you with a club for saying it.
Clearly GS are trying to ruin eve online. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Jo ThePlumber
Caldari Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:04:00 -
[418]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Montasque Second, role playing is no excuse for when your arguments are incorrect or ridiculous. It's a childish defensive mechanism and people should own up when they are wrong.
Last year I ran for election to the CSM on a platform of encouraging dynamism in space combat and warning the developers that the current status quo in 0.0 conflict was ww1 in space and nobody was going to lose territory behind a competently arranged defensive line of cyno jammers and titans.
Despite the overwhelming disagreement of most of goonswarm during the campaign I won the election with a majority of the popular vote and made the case during my tenure on the CSM.
Now CCP have acknowledged that sovereignty needs to change since the current status quo is too difficult to break and your own alliance (and allies) have graphically demonstrated that it is only possible to break a well defended sovereign fortress by utilising a director level spy in the executor corp pressing the "self destruct alliance" button.
You've proved the point I was making with an eloquence in action that you never seem to manage in actual forum discussion.
Still the future is bright and this current problem with the sovereignty system will doubtless change. Despite yourselves you will have improved the game in the long term and ordinary players will benefit.
I know its difficult to hear this kind of thing from a hated foe mr goon but those are the breaks 
You do know that you could have said that in about 2 sentences right? You also must be aware that we can look over the CSM meeting minutes and see stuff from you about destructible outposts and using your chair to shelve any other discussion of 0.0 right? Just checking.
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:08:00 -
[419]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Last year I ran for election to the CSM on a platform of encouraging dynamism in space combat and warning the developers that the current status quo in 0.0 conflict was ww1 in space and nobody was going to lose territory behind a competently arranged defensive line of cyno jammers and titans.
Quite a bold stance to take, echoing what 0.0 entities were already saying.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:08:00 -
[420]
Originally by: Jo ThePlumber
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Montasque Second, role playing is no excuse for when your arguments are incorrect or ridiculous. It's a childish defensive mechanism and people should own up when they are wrong.
Last year I ran for election to the CSM on a platform of encouraging dynamism in space combat and warning the developers that the current status quo in 0.0 conflict was ww1 in space and nobody was going to lose territory behind a competently arranged defensive line of cyno jammers and titans.
Despite the overwhelming disagreement of most of goonswarm during the campaign I won the election with a majority of the popular vote and made the case during my tenure on the CSM.
Now CCP have acknowledged that sovereignty needs to change since the current status quo is too difficult to break and your own alliance (and allies) have graphically demonstrated that it is only possible to break a well defended sovereign fortress by utilising a director level spy in the executor corp pressing the "self destruct alliance" button.
You've proved the point I was making with an eloquence in action that you never seem to manage in actual forum discussion.
Still the future is bright and this current problem with the sovereignty system will doubtless change. Despite yourselves you will have improved the game in the long term and ordinary players will benefit.
I know its difficult to hear this kind of thing from a hated foe mr goon but those are the breaks 
You do know that you could have said that in about 2 sentences right? You also must be aware that we can look over the CSM meeting minutes and see stuff from you about destructible outposts and using your chair to shelve any other discussion of 0.0 right? Just checking.
Poor quality troll little goonie. Run along now.
ISSUE - Bring back live events |
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:14:00 -
[421]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Poor quality troll little goonie. Run along now.
Isn't about time you did?
From what I can see, you started at around 17:00, that's quite a shift you put in.
Sorry you didn't get any better offers tonight :( Hi, my name is Flinx, and I am a recovering nano***
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:14:00 -
[422]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Jo ThePlumber
You do know that you could have said that in about 2 sentences right? You also must be aware that we can look over the CSM meeting minutes and see stuff from you about destructible outposts and using your chair to shelve any other discussion of 0.0 right? Just checking.
Poor quality troll little goonie. Run along now.
Dismissing a question like you dismiss all other 0.0 issues. Perhaps you should participate in 0.0 at some point. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Petar Quaresma
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:14:00 -
[423]
Everything you say is so stupid that you basically troll yourself. Watch, I can do it too:
"I am for dynamism and adventurism in space and for those individuals who seek dynamic fun in a space environment. I run on a platform of dynamic space adjustment of mechanisms for the future interests of those who wish to have fun in space. I don't know about you guys, but I like to have enjoyable and dynamic space experiences and many people support this (dynamic) vision. Although I have never directly participated in any of the un-dynamic gameplay I seek to dynamize, I have to tools to accomplish the needed changes for the many people who seek those changes to be made."
-Jade Constatine - Dynamic
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:18:00 -
[424]
Quote: 10 Most Recent Kills System - Eglennaert (0.8) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Sahtogas (0.3) System - Sahtogas (0.3)
10 Most Recent Losses System - Eglennaert (0.8) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Sifilar (0.3) System - Sifilar (0.3) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Ihakana (0.4) System - Nourvuk... (0.8) System - Rancer (0.4) System - Rancer (0.4)
Truly a man who knows what is best for territorial 0.0 conflicts.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:19:00 -
[425]
Originally by: Devian 666
Dismissing a question like you dismiss all other 0.0 issues.
No just dismissing one of the myriad voices of the endlessly repetitious swarm. I pick and choose which voice to respond to dear, you can't expect me to treat all 5000 of you like individuals - in essence you are a hive mind, I respond to one I respond to all 
ISSUE - Bring back live events |

Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:22:00 -
[426]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
repetitious
Spot the repetition
"I am for dynamism and adventurism in space and for those individuals who seek dynamic fun in a space environment. I run on a platform of dynamic space adjustment of mechanisms for the future interests of those who wish to have fun in space. I don't know about you guys, but I like to have enjoyable and dynamic space experiences and many people support this (dynamic) vision. Although I have never directly participated in any of the un-dynamic gameplay I seek to dynamize, I have to tools to accomplish the needed changes for the many people who seek those changes to be made."
http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Gorfob
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:32:00 -
[427]
*boosh*
Originally by: Scorpio Hollanda
Aye and Gorfob takes the cake... That rattling sound you hear isn't your case fan that's broken, but a peanut rattling in
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Gorfob
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:36:00 -
[428]
I went to quote all of Jade's :words: but it cut me off after like 3 posts.
Also last time I quoted him I ended up with a forum ban for "personal attacks" despite only quoting him and typing "tl;dr"
Originally by: Scorpio Hollanda
Aye and Gorfob takes the cake... That rattling sound you hear isn't your case fan that's broken, but a peanut rattling in
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Sir NoPopOllie
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:37:00 -
[429]
Your stupid chest beating will not save you goonies. We will crush you tomorrow. |

Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:40:00 -
[430]
Originally by: Gorfob I went to quote all of Jade's :words: but it cut me off after like 3 posts.
Also last time I quoted him I ended up with a forum ban for "personal attacks" despite only quoting him and typing "tl;dr"
It's against forum rules to discuss Jade's friend moderating you. http://obeythekitten.com/ |
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Courthouse
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:42:00 -
[431]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Devian 666
Dismissing a question like you dismiss all other 0.0 issues.
No just dismissing one of the myriad voices of the endlessly repetitious swarm. I pick and choose which voice to respond to dear, you can't expect me to treat all 5000 of you like individuals - in essence you are a hive mind, I respond to one I respond to all 
Just as we dismiss the voices of the tens of thousands of empire pubbies who love to add color commentary to threads whose topic and audience is other 0.0 players. You once were a representative of the 80% along with that pre-op, Anoksunamun, but you clearly forgot the lessons we taught you when we nearly brought a no-confidence vote to dethrone you.
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Sir NoPopOllie
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:45:00 -
[432]
Lets get back on topic namely the crushing of Goonswarm by Band of Brothers that is about to ensue tomorrow, the 21st of February. You have no idea what is about to happen to you goonies .
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:49:00 -
[433]
Originally by: Courthouse pubbies
Merch Industrial
Heh.
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Courthouse
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 03:09:00 -
[434]
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Courthouse pubbies
Merch Industrial
Heh.
:regd04: no big deal 
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 03:12:00 -
[435]
Originally by: Vinata
Quote: 10 Most Recent Kills System - Eglennaert (0.8) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Sahtogas (0.3) System - Sahtogas (0.3)
10 Most Recent Losses System - Eglennaert (0.8) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Sifilar (0.3) System - Sifilar (0.3) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Ihakana (0.4) System - Nourvuk... (0.8) System - Rancer (0.4) System - Rancer (0.4)
Truly a man who knows what is best for territorial 0.0 conflicts.
jade constantine : 0.0 :: donald rumsfeld : iraq
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Jonis Sinmaker
Amarr Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.20 03:35:00 -
[436]
Edited by: Jonis Sinmaker on 20/02/2009 03:37:06
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Devian 666
Dismissing a question like you dismiss all other 0.0 issues.
No just dismissing one of the myriad voices of the endlessly repetitious swarm. I pick and choose which voice to respond to dear, you can't expect me to treat all 5000 of you like individuals - in essence you are a hive mind, I respond to one I respond to all 
George Bush of Eve.....all he needs to do is say "dyversificatation". Do you eat ho ho's and drink O'Douls? -------- Semper Fi, Jonis Sinmaker
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 04:14:00 -
[437]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Devian 666
Dismissing a question like you dismiss all other 0.0 issues.
No just dismissing one of the myriad voices of the endlessly repetitious swarm. I pick and choose which voice to respond to dear, you can't expect me to treat all 5000 of you like individuals - in essence you are a hive mind, I respond to one I respond to all 
Why are you even posting in this thread? When have you ever been relevant as a 0.0 spaceholding entity?
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Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 04:15:00 -
[438]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Vinata
Quote: 10 Most Recent Kills System - Eglennaert (0.8) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Sahtogas (0.3) System - Sahtogas (0.3)
10 Most Recent Losses System - Eglennaert (0.8) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Sifilar (0.3) System - Sifilar (0.3) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Ihakana (0.4) System - Nourvuk... (0.8) System - Rancer (0.4) System - Rancer (0.4)
Truly a man who knows what is best for territorial 0.0 conflicts.
jade constantine : 0.0 :: donald rumsfeld : iraq
jesus christ, dude... 
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KeratinBoy
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 04:36:00 -
[439]
Originally by: DaiTengu
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Devian 666
Dismissing a question like you dismiss all other 0.0 issues.
No just dismissing one of the myriad voices of the endlessly repetitious swarm. I pick and choose which voice to respond to dear, you can't expect me to treat all 5000 of you like individuals - in essence you are a hive mind, I respond to one I respond to all 
Why are you even posting in this thread? When have you ever been relevant as a 0.0 spaceholding entity?
Well, since Jade huffed out of the CSM, it's not like anyone has to bother keeping an eye on him. This is just LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE posting.
Deny him. LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE instead. I am dynamically interesting, old chap.
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w00tle
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 05:00:00 -
[440]
Edited by: w00tle on 20/02/2009 05:05:45 Jade should be Intergalactic Summit-Trained so that every post he ever makes ends up and in that forum with the rest of his second class citizen roleplaying friends. It's only fair to the rest of us
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Fred0
Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.20 07:46:00 -
[441]
Edited by: Fred0 on 20/02/2009 07:49:25
Originally by: Jade Constantine You've proved the point I was making with an eloquence in action that you never seem to manage in actual forum discussion.
If you even believe that yourself you must be about the worlds stupidest person. There's plenty of alliances loosing space without being dismantled by a director level spy.
The current game mechanics favour the defender yes. But that's really how you want the game to be and if you want serious effort put into 0.0. There are countless arguments for this but the biggest one surely is that if you can build something and game mechanics help you stabilise it then effort into it is encouraged. You turning into an advocate for CS in space kiddies by trying to invent the buzzword dynamism is surely the last straw and the spelling of your own death when it comes to relevancy. Then again it's what you and your corp has long been anyway so why should anyone be surprised. --- "Cutting Edge 4 Life" |

Petar Quaresma
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 07:53:00 -
[442]
That's exactly right Fred0. I will go even further to say that roleplayers and people like Jade should be treated with disdain and their opinions urinated on whenever possible. Never in the history of online games have the efforts/activities of roleplayers or pretenders (i.e. members of Star Fraction pretending to be a real pvp alliance) made a PVP game BETTER. Whether it is Shadowbane, UO, Diablo, Lineage, Asheron's Call, Age of Conan or Dark Age of Camelot, roleplayers, pubbies and psuedointellectuals like Jade have hurt the overall PVP elements of the game (despite their best intentions).
It is the a-holes, the d-bags and what they call the "loudmouth kiddies" that "GET" PVP games.
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Ishbuanium
Gallente Pr0j3ct M4yh3m
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Posted - 2009.02.20 08:03:00 -
[443]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Stuff
Its nice to see someone as relevant to 0.0 as I posting here. Now maybe I too can post in CAOD while no longer feeling out of place.
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Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.02.20 08:59:00 -
[444]
Edited by: Tyrrax Thorrk on 20/02/2009 09:01:39
You're coming across as an idiot in this thread Jade, and I'm an expert on the subject !
Seriously you actually believe sov 3 and titans make space impregnable ? BoB losing sov was the catalyst of their defeat, but that alone would never have been enough if they hadn't quite simply been worse than their opposition, much much worse, understandable really with the morale and participation drops caused by their string of failures preceding this particular delve invasion (and following it)
Their total lack of cohesive coordination with their pet alliances, the dilution of their own alliance, absence of critical FCs such as TWD and sloppy roles management by Molle... The list of recent BoB failures goes on and on.
Whereas conversely MM / RZR / TCF etc have improved quite a bit recently, and especially coordination between the various entities involved in this invasion has been better than ever before (something GBC always had an advantage in before IMO, but was sorely lacking in towards the end)
Blah blah.
(Note I do get the impression Goons have no good FCs anymore, but their numbers, participation and commitment seem to be making up for that particular shortcoming)
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darth solo
Caldari Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2009.02.20 09:19:00 -
[445]
Jade Constantine iv missd you .
d solo.
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darth solo
Caldari Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2009.02.20 09:30:00 -
[446]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Edited by: Tyrrax Thorrk on 20/02/2009 09:01:39
You're coming across as an idiot in this thread Jade, and I'm an expert on the subject !
Seriously you actually believe sov 3 and titans make space impregnable ? BoB losing sov was the catalyst of their defeat, but that alone would never have been enough if they hadn't quite simply been worse than their opposition, much much worse, understandable really with the morale and participation drops caused by their string of failures preceding this particular delve invasion (and following it)
Their total lack of cohesive coordination with their pet alliances, the dilution of their own alliance, absence of critical FCs such as TWD and sloppy roles management by Molle... The list of recent BoB failures goes on and on.
Whereas conversely MM / RZR / TCF etc have improved quite a bit recently, and especially coordination between the various entities involved in this invasion has been better than ever before (something GBC always had an advantage in before IMO, but was sorely lacking in towards the end)
Blah blah.
(Note I do get the impression Goons have no good FCs anymore, but their numbers, participation and commitment seem to be making up for that particular shortcoming)
Agreed that the NC have deffo improved but BOB wouldnt have lost its space if it wasnt for a dude disbanding the alliance.
I bet you that goons etc etc had a increase in numbers in alliance chat after that happened, everyone smelling victory, everyone wanting to get involved, without that they would still be grinding away at cyno jammers.
BOB on he other hand may have seen a decline as ppl were probably a little annoyed with the mechanics.
Attacking space is a total pain, even INSURGENCY had quite a bit of success defending sov 2 and 3 systems against NC and we only had that space for a few weeks.
d solo.
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1st servant
Gallente xtort
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Posted - 2009.02.20 09:48:00 -
[447]
Originally by: Draven Stone Yo I know a lot of you KenZoku guys have some assets in Delve that you're starting to think you might not get back for a while. I know the feeling, I've still got stuff trapped in stations across half the universe that I'll never have access to again. I'm not arrogant enough to say you won't take back your stations, but you know, sometimes alliance goals change.
The tech 2 stuff is the worst. You can't insurance fraud them, as they give back pennies on the dollar. They sit there in your asset window, mocking you from fifty jumps away.
All those ships? They represent dead money. What you need is a bunch of liquid capital so that you can buy fresh ships, and can best focus on whatever comes next in this great game.
So, you know what to do. You need someone in Goonswarm, willing to trade without trying to take advantage of your situation. Drop me an evemail, or convo me in-game. My rates aren't quite jita, but they're fair. I won't brag about ripping you off on the goonfleet forums, nor will I call you out in local should you end up deciding not to go through with the deal. In fact, I have no intention of ripping you off. I have no ethical issues helping out you guys. I am discreet. What's good for me is what's good for the swarm. And everybody gets a share.
Do you do blowjobs also?
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Viper ShizzIe
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.20 09:50:00 -
[448]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
You're coming across as an idiot in this thread Jade, and I'm an expert on the subject !
Seriously you actually believe sov 3 and titans make space impregnable ? BoB losing sov was the catalyst of their defeat, but that alone would never have been enough if they hadn't quite simply been worse than their opposition, much much worse, understandable really with the morale and participation drops caused by their string of failures preceding this particular delve invasion (and following it)
Jade looks like an idiot in every thread, no big deal there.
Also, it wasn't BoB's sov3 that would have made it stupidly hard, it was [their] stupidly imbalanced sov4 consts.
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Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.02.20 09:50:00 -
[449]
Of course BoB wouldn't have lost their space, everyone would still be in south fighting over goon space, but let's say this had happened without BoB losing sov, goons had just dropped everything and gone with everyone else to Delve, I wouldn't be surprised if we woulda seen the exact same result, might've taken a bit longer, but cyno jammers and bridges don't make up for lack of leadership, coordination and everything else BoB has been missing recently.
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Fred0
Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.20 09:52:00 -
[450]
Well yeah it's a tradeoff. You don't want the spaceholders to be allowed complacency and all that jazz and you definitely want to see a better entity able to take a lesser entities space but probably along the lines of substantially better (ambigous word I know but yeah) after a real hard grind/fight.
Oh and I blame all the idiots who wined for the speednerf when it comes to creating a less skillbased EVE where the blob rules. It's become considerably harder to take down larger sized gangs with smaller gangs now that you can't play the highly skilled speed card as well as you could. I want the nanophoon back. :)
I'm done for today. :) --- "Cutting Edge 4 Life" |
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torN Deception
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 10:02:00 -
[451]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Jade if I want to know how to pretend to be a space hooker so I can cyber other mangina losers in an RP chat-room you're the first person on my list.
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Richyp
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 10:07:00 -
[452]
So where is da KenZoku at?
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Sitagacha tasekaka
Amarr Universal Business Systems
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Posted - 2009.02.20 10:17:00 -
[453]
Originally by: Richyp So where is da KenZoku at?
pr-
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Dabigredboat
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 10:25:00 -
[454]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Edited by: Tyrrax Thorrk on 20/02/2009 09:01:39
You're coming across as an idiot in this thread Jade, and I'm an expert on the subject !
Seriously you actually believe sov 3 and titans make space impregnable ? BoB losing sov was the catalyst of their defeat, but that alone would never have been enough if they hadn't quite simply been worse than their opposition, much much worse, understandable really with the morale and participation drops caused by their string of failures preceding this particular delve invasion (and following it)
Their total lack of cohesive coordination with their pet alliances, the dilution of their own alliance, absence of critical FCs such as TWD and sloppy roles management by Molle... The list of recent BoB failures goes on and on.
Whereas conversely MM / RZR / TCF etc have improved quite a bit recently, and especially coordination between the various entities involved in this invasion has been better than ever before (something GBC always had an advantage in before IMO, but was sorely lacking in towards the end)
Blah blah.
(Note I do get the impression Goons have no good FCs anymore, but their numbers, participation and commitment seem to be making up for that particular shortcoming)
To add to your note, this is the first time in a long time for goons (almost a year) that we have had fully commited fcs showing up for goons.
BOB didn't fail because of their lose of sov3, although this was a huge part, bob started failing months ago when they started relying on pets like exe and others for doing the fighting.
Also you are right, the coordination is on a unknown level for the side of revolutionary forces. our fleets are able to murge and do things all under 1 group
http://www.daitengu.com/ohgod/dec20bobts.mp3 |

Abel Tasman
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 11:05:00 -
[455]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Edited by: Tyrrax Thorrk on 20/02/2009 09:01:39
You're coming across as an idiot in this thread Jade, and I'm an expert on the subject !
Seriously you actually believe sov 3 and titans make space impregnable ? BoB losing sov was the catalyst of their defeat, but that alone would never have been enough if they hadn't quite simply been worse than their opposition, much much worse, understandable really with the morale and participation drops caused by their string of failures preceding this particular delve invasion (and following it)
Their total lack of cohesive coordination with their pet alliances, the dilution of their own alliance, absence of critical FCs such as TWD and sloppy roles management by Molle... The list of recent BoB failures goes on and on.
Whereas conversely MM / RZR / TCF etc have improved quite a bit recently, and especially coordination between the various entities involved in this invasion has been better than ever before (something GBC always had an advantage in before IMO, but was sorely lacking in towards the end)
Blah blah.
(Note I do get the impression Goons have no good FCs anymore, but their numbers, participation and commitment seem to be making up for that particular shortcoming)
Clever analysis on my CAOD?
Get.Out.
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James Duar
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 12:16:00 -
[456]
Killin' Revelations like it's cool all up ins.
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Orosinii
Amarr Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2009.02.20 13:10:00 -
[457]
Devian 666 - your concept of ideologies and their presence or apparent lack of 'ability to be' present in eve is wrong. Ideologies are not just confined to politics but are present in everyday life; everyday life includes the gathering together of a diverse ethnic concentrated playerbase in MMO. Please see the attached excert from the WIKI:
In public discussions, certain ideas arise more commonly than others. Often people with diverse backgrounds and interests may find themselves thinking alike in startling ways. Social scientists might explain this phenomenon as evidence of ideologies.
Dominant ideologies appear as "neutral", holding to assumptions that are largely unchallenged. Meanwhile, all other ideologies that differ from the dominant ideology are seen as radical, no matter what the content of their actual vision may be. The philosopher Michel Foucault wrote about the concept of apparent ideological neutrality. Ideology is not the same thing as philosophy. Philosophy is a way of living life, while ideology is an almost ideal way of life for society. Some attribute to ideology positive characteristics like vigor and fervor, or negative features like excessive certitude and fundamentalist rigor.
Organizations that strive for power will try to influence the ideology of a society to become closer to what they want it to be. Political organizations (governments included) and other groups (e.g. lobbyists) try to influence people by broadcasting their opinions.
When most people in a society think alike about certain matters, or even forget that there are alternatives to the status quo, we arrive at the concept of Hegemony, about which the philosopher Antonio Gramsci wrote. Such a state of affairs has been dramatized many times in literature: Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell; Brave New World by Aldous Huxley; and A Wrinkle in Time by Madeline L'Engle. Noam Chomsky and Edward S. Herman have argued that social ideological homogeneity can be achieved by restricting the conceptual metaphors transmitted by mass communication.
Maybe the current dominant ideology is the growing distate of 'goons in space' due to the failing attempt of Goonswarm to influence their ideologies on this forum and thus in Eve.
Happy to discuss
Oros - & Kenny I hope you make them burn for attempting to take Delve ...
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 13:46:00 -
[458]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk (Note I do get the impression Goons have no good FCs anymore, but their numbers, participation and commitment seem to be making up for that particular shortcoming)
Our problem isn't that we don't have good FCs anymore, our problem is that our main FC is a canine and some dumbass keeps talking over him.
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Baquack Obamailure
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 13:56:00 -
[459]
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk (Note I do get the impression Goons have no good FCs anymore, but their numbers, participation and commitment seem to be making up for that particular shortcoming)
Our problem isn't that we don't have good FCs anymore, our problem is that our main FC is a canine and some dumbass keeps talking over him.
+rep
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Innominate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 13:58:00 -
[460]
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk (Note I do get the impression Goons have no good FCs anymore, but their numbers, participation and commitment seem to be making up for that particular shortcoming)
Our problem isn't that we don't have good FCs anymore, our problem is that our main FC is a canine and some dumbass keeps talking over him.
boosh.
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Maladora
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 13:59:00 -
[461]
Who needs FC's when we got titans?
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Dabigredboat
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 14:03:00 -
[462]
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk (Note I do get the impression Goons have no good FCs anymore, but their numbers, participation and commitment seem to be making up for that particular shortcoming)
Our problem isn't that we don't have good FCs anymore, our problem is that our main FC is a canine and some dumbass keeps talking over him.
:clap:
http://www.daitengu.com/ohgod/dec20bobts.mp3 |

Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 14:30:00 -
[463]
Quite a number of goon-sphere names here acting a little affronted that they aren't being paid the proper respect for steam-rolling an opponent in a circumstance they dearly hope will never be visited on their own space. While I see the need to present this current campaign as something other than "a director-level emocide pressed self-destruct" that is what it boils down to.
Reality is that competent entities do not currently lose space if they have cyno-jammers and titans. Thats simply fact. Everyone knows it, even the people arguing most vehemenently (incontinently?) on this very thread.
Originally by: Fred0 If you even believe that yourself you must be about the worlds stupidest person. There's plenty of alliances loosing space without being dismantled by a director level spy.
Of course I understand why you would want absolutely no change to sovereignty Fred0. You've gained the advantage you needed by the sovereignty dissolution in this campaign and you have no reason to want it any easier for anybody else to take your "impregnable fortress" in the north.
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Seriously you actually believe sov 3 and titans make space impregnable ? BoB losing sov was the catalyst of their defeat, but that alone would never have been enough if they hadn't quite simply been worse than their opposition, much much worse, understandable really with the morale and participation drops caused by their string of failures preceding this particular delve invasion (and following it)
Mmmmhmmm, I understand it much better for the honour and reputation of those involved in this campaign if they attribute their victory to morale failings, bad leadership, poor fcs, institutional corruption, whatever and whatever - anything in fact except the uncomfortable inconvenient truth that its pretty much all down to a director throwing a sulk and pressing "self destruct alliance." And (as I have argued below) that IS the only way in the current state of the game to take space from a competant entity.
Originally by: Viper ****zIe Jade looks like an idiot in every thread, no big deal there. Also, it wasn't BoB's sov3 that would have made it stupidly hard, it was [their] stupidly imbalanced sov4 consts.
So in other words you agree with everything I said but need to put in an insult for kudos with your goon audience. *right then.*
*** to remind you
Something tells me you guys won't exactly be willing to do without the advantages of cyno-jammers, bridges and titan defense in jump-denied systems in a few weeks. If anything this whole shindig has just gone to prove what everyone sensible has ever said about the problems of the current sovereignty system and overwhelming defense bonus of POS equipment.
If war in 0.0 becomes a polarity between:
A) They have cyno-jammers and titans = no force in the known universe can take their space.
B) We have a director level spy in their executor corp and can turn off their sovereignty = auto win for the larger side. You know you have a problem in game balance.
Lets face it if somebody was planning a campaign against say RAZOR right now - what would be the sensible option?
A) buying 500 deathstars and assembling a massive "coalition of the willing" and bringing a cap fleet to darken the skies (tm).
or
B) Lets have a whip-round and see how much raw ISK we can put into a pot to bribe an executor corp director to zero their sovereignty. Now sure, you still need a force to go in there and actually put up the new towers but compared to the absolute impossibility of taking territory from a half way competent defense force with jammers/titans thats the current state of the game in a nutshell.
Conclusion.
The goons are probably due some thanks for graphically demonstrating to the universe of Eve that sovereignty is so hilariously broken that its only possible to take territory from a competent opponent by bribing their directors to self-destruct.
ISSUE - Bring back live events |

Baquack Obamailure
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 14:33:00 -
[464]
yes thank you jade for telling us that cyno jammers + titan stacks are broken we really need 20 pages of text from you to let us know. it's a very new and exciting concept.
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 14:33:00 -
[465]
Quote: 10 Most Recent Kills System - Eglennaert (0.8) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kourmonen (0.4) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Sahtogas (0.3) System - Sahtogas (0.3)
10 Most Recent Losses System - Eglennaert (0.8) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Sifilar (0.3) System - Sifilar (0.3) System - Kamela (0.4) System - Ihakana (0.4) System - Nourvuk... (0.8) System - Rancer (0.4) System - Rancer (0.4)
Truly a man who knows what is best for territorial 0.0 conflicts.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 14:36:00 -
[466]
Originally by: Baquack Obamailure yes thank you jade for telling us that cyno jammers + titan stacks are broken we really need 20 pages of text from you to let us know. it's a very new and exciting concept.
Exactly and I wouldn't want you to mysteriously forget how broken this situation is once you've won in delve and are beginning to hunker down in your own defenses and 100% security from any external threat.
Not that I'm suggesting you'd run to cover of a hilariously broken game mechanic to preserve your position in the 0.0 game ... perish the thought.
ISSUE - Bring back live events |

Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 14:40:00 -
[467]
Better than running to Empire so that we wouldn't have a 0.0 name to tarnish.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 14:47:00 -
[468]
Originally by: Vinata Better than running to Empire so that we wouldn't have a 0.0 name to tarnish.
Really? You think its better to cry and moan about broken mechanics when you find them a barrior to your accomplishment but then once you've managed to bypass the problem with a director-level spy you think its okay to 180 your position and defend the "nothing is wrong with sovereignty" card?
Interesting but not entirely unexpected. (Since of course I've listened to goon delegates to the CSM opposing all radical adjustment of sovereignty defense invulnerability for a six month period.).
ISSUE - Bring back live events |

Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 14:52:00 -
[469]
Edited by: Vinata on 20/02/2009 14:54:13 I think it is best to let people who have actual experience in 0.0 to discuss what is and isn't overpowered in 0.0. If you want to talk about what is overpowered in lowsec station camping, feel free to do so. Until you have actual experience in 0.0, not a single entity is going to do more than laugh at you and your demonstrably incorrect assumptions about sov warfare. For an example of something that is completely incorrect.
Originally by: Jade Constantine A) They have cyno-jammers and titans = no force in the known universe can take their space.
BoB lost QY6 even though they had a cynojammer and multiple titans. They then took QY6 from Goonswarm, even though Goonswarm had a cynojammer and a titan (useless as he was.) Smashkill was a powerbloc with multiple titans and cynojammers, and yet they lost all of their territory. A few members of the NC who lost their territory (which had cynojammers in it) during the MAX campaign also had titans.
While titans and cynojammers are an extremely broken and overpowered game mechanic, and clearly one which the devs did not intend for, it is not the impenetrable defense your inexperienced self imagines it to be.
If you did more than spout off paragraphs about your opinions, and instead kept up with the in-game happenings, you would have known all this. You would not need someone like me to explain it to you.
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Innominate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 14:58:00 -
[470]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Quite a number of goon-sphere names here acting a little affronted that they aren't being paid the proper respect for steam-rolling an opponent in a circumstance they dearly hope will never be visited on their own space.
I stopped reading after this sentence as you clearly have no idea what's going on.
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:00:00 -
[471]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Big ol' wall of words
Yo there you go again trying to do the ol' logical fallacy thing again. You were told why your argument was a load of garbage and your response was to ignore the comments and just keep on copy/pasting the same thing while putting your fingers in your ears going "la la I can't hear you".
Quote: If war in 0.0 becomes a polarity between:
A) They have cyno-jammers and titans = no force in the known universe can take their space.
B) We have a director level spy in their executor corp and can turn off their sovereignty = auto win for the larger side. You know you have a problem in game balance.
But it's not. You can't just assume this is a given and run your mouth off basing this as fact.
Quote:
Lets face it if somebody was planning a campaign against say RAZOR right now - what would be the sensible option?
A) buying 500 deathstars and assembling a massive "coalition of the willing" and bringing a cap fleet to darken the skies (tm).
or
B) Lets have a whip-round and see how much raw ISK we can put into a pot to bribe an executor corp director to zero their sovereignty. Now sure, you still need a force to go in there and actually put up the new towers but compared to the absolute impossibility of taking territory from a half way competent defense force with jammers/titans thats the current state of the game in a nutshell.
But these aren't the only options, just the ones your adorable little empire gate camper mentality can conjure up because you really have no idea what you are talking about.
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:01:00 -
[472]
Edited by: Vinata on 20/02/2009 15:01:28 Jade, I would like to point out to you that Goonswarm's former territory is not far from Empire, and currently it is completely undefended. Now would be a good chance for Star Fraction to establish themselves as a 0.0 holding entity, and finally silence all your critics who latch onto your complete inexperience in alliance warfare.
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Shinma Apollo
Caldari Shut Up And Play
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:04:00 -
[473]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Look at me! look! damn you look!
fixed and ibtio (in before the irony overload)
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:07:00 -
[474]
Thats a lot of "my there isn't anything wrong with the sovereignty system" from an alliance that until a couple of weeks ago didn't have a hope in hell of taking space away from your hated enemies 
You chaps are just a little bit transparent.
ISSUE - Bring back live events |

Ria Sotori
Caldari PMS Gank Squad
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:09:00 -
[475]
The sad thing here is goons still just don't get it. 3 Years in eve and they create arguably the largest faction in eve and there still just a glorified meathshield for those groups out in 0.0 that pull the strings 
It's really getting kinda depressing in a way. I mean sure I like poking fun at them as much as the next person and as much as they try to put up a brave forum presence about how awful they are playing the game you know down deep it has really got to hurt that they never have done anything in eve without someone holding there hand.
From all accounts I have read sure the gigantic naptrain is doing pretty well in delve but jeez who wouldn't with those numbers ?
The Haarg episode was a for whatever reason disgruntled former bob who approached them not a spy victory for goons lol. I mean lets face it love Molle and the gang or hate them or could care less about them, Goons couldn't man up and take it without the sov loss so I guess when you cant get a filet mignon you brag about the crap sandwich you've got like it is a steak.
Anyway Can't wait to see how things unfold as time passes, Once the new sov mechanics changes come into play down the road I have a feeling a lot of the offensive team is gonna be emoing on the forums which should be good for a laugh for us all.
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Innominate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:09:00 -
[476]
Edited by: Innominate on 20/02/2009 15:09:16
Originally by: Jade Constantine
blah blah
I like to read my own posts.
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Camilo Cienfuegos
Caldari Earned In Blood
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:09:00 -
[477]
Jade me be talking *******s, but y'all have no right to discredit the theory that without resetting a strong alliance's sov, taking their systems from would be about as far from a picnic as it's possible to get until you've done it.
Anything else is mindless posturing. From both sides of this "debate". -
Originally by: The Cuckoo Good luck in defending idiotic and greedy noobs, as far as I'm concerned, you are their champion.
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:10:00 -
[478]
Edited by: Vinata on 20/02/2009 15:11:10
Originally by: Jade Constantine Thats a lot of "my there isn't anything wrong with the sovereignty system"
Originally by: Vinata titans and cynojammers are an extremely broken and overpowered game mechanic
Originally by: Vile rat Yo there you go again trying to do the ol' logical fallacy thing again. You were told why your argument was a load of garbage and your response was to ignore the comments and just keep on copy/pasting the same thing while putting your fingers in your ears going "la la I can't hear you".
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:11:00 -
[479]
Edited by: Vinata on 20/02/2009 15:11:26 Quote is too close to edit.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:12:00 -
[480]
Originally by: Camilo Cienfuegos Jade me be talking *******s, but y'all have no right to discredit the theory that without resetting a strong alliance's sov, taking their systems from would be about as far from a picnic as it's possible to get until you've done it. Anything else is mindless posturing. From both sides of this "debate".
Been there done it. Didn't enjoy it. Saw the system was broken, decided to do something else until its fixed. Next question.
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:14:00 -
[481]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Next question.
Was your experience with 0.0 warfare before or after 2006?
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Ken Goku
Gallente Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:14:00 -
[482]
Originally by: Vinata Edited by: Vinata on 20/02/2009 15:01:28 Jade, I would like to point out to you that Goonswarm's former territory is not far from Empire, and currently it is completely undefended. Now would be a good chance for Star Fraction to establish themselves as a 0.0 holding entity, and finally silence all your critics who latch onto your complete inexperience in alliance warfare.
Incoming complaints of stealthbombers under cynojammers being overpowered.
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:15:00 -
[483]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Camilo Cienfuegos Jade me be talking *******s, but y'all have no right to discredit the theory that without resetting a strong alliance's sov, taking their systems from would be about as far from a picnic as it's possible to get until you've done it. Anything else is mindless posturing. From both sides of this "debate".
Been there done it. Didn't enjoy it. Saw the system was broken, decided to do something else until its fixed. Next question.
So are you going to actually address the gaping holes in your argument or just stare in the mirror telling yourself how awesome and smart you are because you can type a bunch of words?
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:19:00 -
[484]
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 20/02/2009 15:19:07
Oh I'm waiting for somebody interesting to post. I don't see any profit in even responding to the usual goon lies and nonsense unless it serves the purpose of debate in some way. Remember chaps - I don't view you goons as individuals at all so please don't take offense if I respond to you collectively at times of dramatic moment 
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Ogodai John
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:19:00 -
[485]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Camilo Cienfuegos Jade me be talking *******s, but y'all have no right to discredit the theory that without resetting a strong alliance's sov, taking their systems from would be about as far from a picnic as it's possible to get until you've done it. Anything else is mindless posturing. From both sides of this "debate".
Been there done it. Didn't enjoy it. Saw the system was broken, decided to do something else until its fixed. Next question.
I agree with Jade. Alltough JERICHO FRACTION might not be as relevant as THE INTERNET when it comes to actual events in game, we too avoid 0.0 warfare because it's broken.
Also, forum arguments are broken.
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:20:00 -
[486]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 20/02/2009 15:19:07
Oh I'm waiting for somebody interesting to post. I don't see any profit in even responding to the usual goon lies and nonsense unless it serves the purpose of debate in some way. Remember chaps - I don't view you goons as individuals at all so please don't take offense if I respond to you collectively at times of dramatic moment 
Hahahahahahaha
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Ogodai John
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:21:00 -
[487]
oh man i cant even pretend for a few seconds to take jade seriously
some things never change
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:21:00 -
[488]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Oh I'm waiting for somebody interesting to post. I don't see any profit in even responding the usual goon lies and nonsense unless it serves the purpose of debate in some way. Remember chaps - I don't view you goons as individuals at all so please don't take offense if I respond to you collectively at times of dramatic moment 
Aha I can see I need to explain the rules of internet discussions to you chap, for the sake of fair play and good sporting potential.
1. Mindlessly going on about how your opponents are incorrect, without directly addressing why they are incorrect, doesn't work.
Its not an acceptable replacement for actual debate you see. Somebody asks you a question, critiques your reasoning, challenges your assumptions and positions etc etc. It just doesn't fly if you look confused and scared and croak out excuses about your opponent's ignorance like some kind of lame secret code.
You aren't 10 any more Jade. You're a notorious internet brothel owner and if people ask you direct questions you don't get to fall back on spurious nonsense to excuse your ignorance on gameplay or political issues of the day.
So you lose this round old chap. Thanks for playing. Come again.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:23:00 -
[489]
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 20/02/2009 15:23:45
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Oh I'm waiting for somebody interesting to post. I don't see any profit in even responding the usual goon lies and nonsense unless it serves the purpose of debate in some way. Remember chaps - I don't view you goons as individuals at all so please don't take offense if I respond to you collectively at times of dramatic moment 
Aha I can see I need to explain the rules of internet discussions to you chap, for the sake of fair play and good sporting potential.
1. Mindlessly going on about how your opponents are incorrect, without directly addressing why they are incorrect, doesn't work.
Its not an acceptable replacement for actual debate you see. Somebody asks you a question, critiques your reasoning, challenges your assumptions and positions etc etc. It just doesn't fly if you look confused and scared and croak out excuses about your opponent's ignorance like some kind of lame secret code.
You aren't 10 any more Jade. You're a notorious internet brothel owner and if people ask you direct questions you don't get to fall back on spurious nonsense to excuse your ignorance on gameplay or political issues of the day.
So you lose this round old chap. Thanks for playing. Come again.
I imagine its conceivable that one day a goon might discover the ability to produce original material.
But its not this day ... 
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Ogodai John
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:24:00 -
[490]
Originally by: Vinata
So you lose this round old chap. Thanks for playing. Come again.
forum wars are broken, too
jade wont post until ccp fixes their horribly broken forum (bans goons) (they are meanies)
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Innominate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:25:00 -
[491]
Presenting page 17 in Jade Constovision.
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Ogodai John
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:25:00 -
[492]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 20/02/2009 15:23:45
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Oh I'm waiting for somebody interesting to post. I don't see any profit in even responding the usual goon lies and nonsense unless it serves the purpose of debate in some way. Remember chaps - I don't view you goons as individuals at all so please don't take offense if I respond to you collectively at times of dramatic moment 
Aha I can see I need to explain the rules of internet discussions to you chap, for the sake of fair play and good sporting potential.
1. Mindlessly going on about how your opponents are incorrect, without directly addressing why they are incorrect, doesn't work.
Its not an acceptable replacement for actual debate you see. Somebody asks you a question, critiques your reasoning, challenges your assumptions and positions etc etc. It just doesn't fly if you look confused and scared and croak out excuses about your opponent's ignorance like some kind of lame secret code.
You aren't 10 any more Jade. You're a notorious internet brothel owner and if people ask you direct questions you don't get to fall back on spurious nonsense to excuse your ignorance on gameplay or political issues of the day.
So you lose this round old chap. Thanks for playing. Come again.
I imagine its conceivable that one day a goon might discover the ability to produce original material.
But its not this day ... 
hi jade, your post is pretty short... 
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:27:00 -
[493]
Edited by: Vinata on 20/02/2009 15:28:10
Originally by: Jade Constantine I imagine its conceivable that one day a goon might discover the ability to produce original material.
But its not this day ... 
You've yet to issue a rebuttal to any of the counter-arguments to your own argument. You are dancing around the issue, and going on about how Goons just aren't worth talking to. The entire time you are doing this, you are talking to Goons. When this is pointed out, you continue to dance around the issue. All you do is dance, dance, dance, and more dancing.
I imagine it is conceivable that one day Jade Constantine may engage in a mature argument (which is defined as discussiong based upon an opinion backed by research) with someone who doesn't agree with him.
But its not this day...
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Shinma Apollo
Caldari Shut Up And Play
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:28:00 -
[494]
Originally by: Innominate Presenting page 17 in Jade Constovision.
A- for quality, but a+ for how quickly you whipped this up.
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:32:00 -
[495]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I imagine its conceivable that one day a goon might discover the ability to produce original material.
But its not this day ... 
You really want to have this debate? Ok lets have this debate!
Innovations goons have brought to EvE:
-Giving noobies a place in 0.0 and showing that with enough numbers and brains we can go toe to toe with the big boys. -Change to the corporation system allowing the creating of super corps(corps over 1000 players) -Change to Titans, they are now killable and unbroken!
Innovations Jade Constantine has brought to EvE:
-NOTHING!
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:37:00 -
[496]
Posting in a derailed thread.
Where da Kengoku at anyway? ------------ Coranor you all know i can't stand most of the gbc but while we have them we may as well give them something challenging where they can actually learn a bit Dian fair point |

Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:38:00 -
[497]
I'm going to post in support of jade and his cause from now on. We are now posting brothers!
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Forsell
Caldari THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:38:00 -
[498]
Originally by: Montasque
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I imagine its conceivable that one day a goon might discover the ability to produce original material.
But its not this day ... 
You really want to have this debate? Ok lets have this debate!
Innovations goons have brought to EvE:
-Giving noobies a place in 0.0 and showing that with enough numbers and brains we can go toe to toe with the big boys. -Change to the corporation system allowing the creating of super corps(corps over 1000 players) -Change to Titans, they are now killable and unbroken!
You forgot: -Making gold out of lead. -Teleportation -Landing people on the moon.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:39:00 -
[499]
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 20/02/2009 15:42:19
I imagine it must be quite frustrating for those goons that occasionally try to fakepost an attempt at logical entrapment to be submerged in the general morass of hooting and braying and illiterate grunts of their fellows. If nobody ever takes a single thing the swarm says seriously how can you troll pubbies?
There are two boss-creatures in the swarm I might respond to seriously. Nothing else there is worthy of being viewed as an individual. If I believed there was much in the way of individual cognizance beneath the moronic behaviour I might have more empathy for the plight of the poor misunderstood intellectual goons but unfortunately I don't.
Parroting the words and terminology of other sentients doesn't buy you a seat at the table of debate. Show the faintest glimmering suggestion of independent thought from below the collective groupthink and this might change - but I won't be holding my breath.
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Ogodai John
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:41:00 -
[500]
this is it
jade doesnt take you seriously (anymore)
her gazillion posts are clear evidence to that
game over, goons
game over

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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:42:00 -
[501]
Originally by: Jade Constantine I imagine it must be quite frustrating for those goons that occasionally try to fakepost an attempt at logical entrapment to be submerged in the general morass of hooting and braying and illiterate grunts of their fellows. If nobody ever takes a single thing the swarm says seriously how can you troll pubbies?
There are two boss-creatures in the swarm I might respond to seriously. Nobody else is worthy of being viewed as an individual. If I believed there was much in the way of individual cognizance beneath the moronic behaviour I might have more empathy for the plight of the poor misunderstood intellectual goons but unfortunately I don't.
Parroting the words and terminology of other sentients doesn't buy you a seat at the table of debate. Show the faintest glimmering suggestion of independent thought from below the collective groupthink and this might change - but I won't be holding my breath.
Preach on brother! Our cause is righteous and our will to continue is bottomless!
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Ogodai John
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:43:00 -
[502]
Originally by: Vile rat
Originally by: Jade Constantine I imagine it must be quite frustrating for those goons that occasionally try to fakepost an attempt at logical entrapment to be submerged in the general morass of hooting and braying and illiterate grunts of their fellows. If nobody ever takes a single thing the swarm says seriously how can you troll pubbies?
There are two boss-creatures in the swarm I might respond to seriously. Nobody else is worthy of being viewed as an individual. If I believed there was much in the way of individual cognizance beneath the moronic behaviour I might have more empathy for the plight of the poor misunderstood intellectual goons but unfortunately I don't.
Parroting the words and terminology of other sentients doesn't buy you a seat at the table of debate. Show the faintest glimmering suggestion of independent thought from below the collective groupthink and this might change - but I won't be holding my breath.
Preach on brother! Our cause is righteous and our will to continue is bottomless!
i dont think you are important enough to warrant an answer from jade :/
(jade doesnt talk to everyone)
(she is very important in this game)
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:45:00 -
[503]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Parroting the words and terminology of other sentients doesn't buy you a seat at the table of debate.
Neither does constantly insisting you do not actually have to respond to arguments against your opinion.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:47:00 -
[504]
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Jade Constantine Parroting the words and terminology of other sentients doesn't buy you a seat at the table of debate.
Neither does constantly insisting you do not actually have to respond to arguments against your opinion.
Silly little goon! 
I generally respond to real people.
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:49:00 -
[505]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Jade Constantine Parroting the words and terminology of other sentients doesn't buy you a seat at the table of debate.
Neither does constantly insisting you do not actually have to respond to arguments against your opinion.
Silly little goon! 
I generally respond to real people.
You just responded to me, therefore by your own insistence I am a real person. Since you are willing to engage in debate against a real person, let us now engage in a debate.
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Zemi Dahut
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:50:00 -
[506]
Someone bring me up to speed, is the past couple of pages worth reading or is it Jade roleplaying someone important just as badly as he roleplays a space hooker?
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Richyp
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:50:00 -
[507]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Jade Constantine Parroting the words and terminology of other sentients doesn't buy you a seat at the table of debate.
Neither does constantly insisting you do not actually have to respond to arguments against your opinion.
Silly little goon! 
I generally respond to real people.
Is that real people, are people role-playing real people. Or do you role-play responding to real people. :psyduck:
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:51:00 -
[508]
Originally by: Palmer Eldritch Posting in a derailed thread.
Where da Kengoku at anyway?
If you check their killboard they're mostly in Empire fighting hi-sec pirates.
As far as Delve, it's been six days since we've seen an actual fleet or any form of actual resistance from KenGoku. Thus far today we've had about 10 KenGoku ships die to various bubble camps in pr-.
There seems to be no leadership right now. Molle made a morale blog which equated to HAVE PATIENCE! I guess they have plans for a big counter offensive tomorrow, but we will see.
As of right now Individual members are trying to run with all their goods to empire, while we intercept and blow them up.
As far as the pets, I know EXE has retreated to PB. Most have unofficially retreated as well.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:52:00 -
[509]
Originally by: Vinata You just responded to me, therefore by your own insistence I am a real person. Since you are willing to engage in debate against a real person, let us now engage in a debate.
Actually I gently mocked you.
You would have to prove your individual worth for me to bother actually debating with you.
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:54:00 -
[510]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata You just responded to me, therefore by your own insistence I am a real person. Since you are willing to engage in debate against a real person, let us now engage in a debate.
Actually I gently mocked you.
You would have to prove your individual worth for me to bother actually debating with you.
According to the dictionary definition of the word 'response', you responded to me by replying with a gentle mocking tone. Even though your response was one of mockery, you still responded.
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Internet Online
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:55:00 -
[511]
Edited by: Internet Online on 20/02/2009 15:55:33 I, too, will fight the good fight alongside Jade Constantine. While I might not agree with his agenda as such, I would willingly sacrifice myself to protect his freedom to post his opinions!
SEMPER FI
Edit: Greetings page 18! May your posts be glorious.
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Ria Sotori
Caldari PMS Gank Squad
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:55:00 -
[512]
Originally by: Montasque
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I imagine its conceivable that one day a goon might discover the ability to produce original material.
But its not this day ... 
You really want to have this debate? Ok lets have this debate!
Innovations goons have brought to EvE:
-Giving noobies a place in 0.0 and showing that with enough numbers and brains we can go toe to toe with the big boys. -Change to the corporation system allowing the creating of super corps(corps over 1000 players) -Change to Titans, they are now killable and unbroken!
Innovations Jade Constantine has brought to EvE:
-NOTHING!
Ummm please let me have some of what you are smoking kthx,
Every "innovation" you just cited was done by someone else first you do realize right ?
Noobies in 0.0 (ASCN and NORAD did that before goons existed)circa 2004 Changes to the Corporation system (Can cite 4 corps off the top of my head that had to split into multiple corps to hold there membership before goons existed) circa 2004 Titan Killing - I guess everyone else who killed titans just didnt count 
just sayin......
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:55:00 -
[513]
Silly goon. Linking to material somebody else wrote doesn't prove your individuality.
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:57:00 -
[514]
Edited by: Vinata on 20/02/2009 15:58:35
Originally by: Jade Constantine Silly goon. Linking to material somebody else wrote doesn't prove your individuality.
Nope, but it does prove you wrong. Something I've managed to do several times in the last few pages.
My prediction for your next few responses: More attempts at mockery by insisting Goons have no individuality, and no attempts at even addressing the counter-arguments raised against you.
Edit: Slight chance of "Prove you proved me wrong" which would just have me responding with "You're just gonna dance around it some more, why bother until you actually commit to the argument?"
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Sneetches
Amarr Vale Tudo. Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:58:00 -
[515]
Molle > Listen Jade, we need a huge favor. We're stuck in the damn station again and people are leavin by the handful. I need a distraction and fast. I'll owe you big AND allow you rights to npc anywhere in period basis if you'd do your thing in every goon thread.
Jade > Sigh, It'll be like arguing with my ******ed little brother but I'll see what i can do. "Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready!" |

Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 15:59:00 -
[516]
Originally by: Sneetches Molle > Listen Jade, we need a huge favor. We're stuck in the damn station again and people are leavin by the handful. I need a distraction and fast. I'll owe you big AND allow you rights to npc anywhere in period basis if you'd do your thing in every goon thread.
Jade > Sigh, It'll be like arguing with my ******ed little brother but I'll see what i can do.
dammit caught.
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Forsell
Caldari THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.20 16:00:00 -
[517]
Privateer Alliance. Now pets of the Goonswarm.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 16:01:00 -
[518]
Originally by: Vinata My prediction for your next few responses: More attempts at mockery by insisting Goons have no individuality, and no attempts at even addressing the counter-arguments raised against you.
Does it hurt you to realize that goons have no reputation for individuality?
Interesting.
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 16:03:00 -
[519]
Yes, prove me correct. That'll show me.
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Ogodai John
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.20 16:04:00 -
[520]
Originally by: Vinata Yes, prove me correct. That'll show me.
he's still not talking to you 
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 16:17:00 -
[521]
Originally by: Vinata Yes, prove me correct. That'll show me.
mmm automatic canned responses from the goon-approved playbook of meme-centric forum responses. Hardly a great advertisement for any actual sense of identity there. You little goon could be any one of 5000 other swarmites. There is nothing to differentiate you from any other wriggling subsystem in the engine of the hive.
Sad but true. Ah well, life goes on (for those of us who are truly alive that is) 
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 16:21:00 -
[522]
Edited by: Vile rat on 20/02/2009 16:21:04
Originally by: Internet Online Edited by: Internet Online on 20/02/2009 15:55:33 I, too, will fight the good fight alongside Jade Constantine. While I might not agree with his agenda as such, I would willingly sacrifice myself to protect his freedom to post his opinions!
SEMPER FI
Edit: Greetings page 18! May your posts be glorious.
You're not doing this right. You need a sweet sig like mine.
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Naginni
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 16:23:00 -
[523]
Edited by: Naginni on 20/02/2009 16:23:36
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata Yes, prove me correct. That'll show me.
mmm automatic canned responses from the goon-approved playbook of meme-centric forum responses. Hardly a great advertisement for any actual sense of identity there. You little goon could be any one of 5000 other swarmites. There is nothing to differentiate you from any other wriggling subsystem in the engine of the hive.
Sad but true. Ah well, life goes on (for those of us who are truly alive that is) 
Bah, who let you out off your cage, go back and RP with your Titan in highsec and leave 0.0 to people who actually spends time there..
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 16:27:00 -
[524]
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 20/02/2009 16:27:38
Originally by: Naginni Bah, who let you out off your cage, go back and RP with your Titan in highsec and leave 0.0 to people who actually spends time there..
Quote: mmm automatic canned responses from the goon-approved playbook of meme-centric forum responses. Hardly a great advertisement for any actual sense of identity there. You little goon could be any one of 5000 other swarmites. There is nothing to differentiate you from any other wriggling subsystem in the engine of the hive.

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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 16:48:00 -
[525]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata Yes, prove me correct. That'll show me.
mmm automatic canned responses from the goon-approved playbook of meme-centric forum responses.
The only person doing automatic canned responses is you Jade. That's how come my announced predictions of your responses to me is continually being proven correct. It is because you are a very predictable person, who openly invites debate and then shrinks back when someone accepts the invitation. But keep going on and on about how Goons have no individuality. I'm sure that eventually someone won't notice that you've yet to answer any question that challenges your position.
Originally by: Jade Constantine There is nothing to differentiate you from any other wriggling subsystem in the engine of the hive.
Actually I'm a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. It is a very important position and one which I did not gain through my usual sycophancy (a character trait I am confident you are familiar with), but one which I made the unfortunate mistake of earning.
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Ess Erbe
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 16:57:00 -
[526]
I think we've already established that Jade is, indeed, mad.
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Laechyd Eldgorn
Caldari Endemic Aggression Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.02.20 16:58:00 -
[527]
This thread is controlling your game experience.
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Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 16:58:00 -
[528]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Edited by: Tyrrax Thorrk on 20/02/2009 09:01:39
You're coming across as an idiot in this thread Jade, and I'm an expert on the subject !
Seriously you actually believe sov 3 and titans make space impregnable ? BoB losing sov was the catalyst of their defeat, but that alone would never have been enough if they hadn't quite simply been worse than their opposition, much much worse, understandable really with the morale and participation drops caused by their string of failures preceding this particular delve invasion (and following it)
Their total lack of cohesive coordination with their pet alliances, the dilution of their own alliance, absence of critical FCs such as TWD and sloppy roles management by Molle... The list of recent BoB failures goes on and on.
Whereas conversely MM / RZR / TCF etc have improved quite a bit recently, and especially coordination between the various entities involved in this invasion has been better than ever before (something GBC always had an advantage in before IMO, but was sorely lacking in towards the end)
Blah blah.
(Note I do get the impression Goons have no good FCs anymore, but their numbers, participation and commitment seem to be making up for that particular shortcoming)
our worst FC (Dabigredboat) has two titan kills under his belt
just sayin
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 16:58:00 -
[529]
Originally by: Vinata Actually I'm a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. It is a very important position and one which I did not gain through my usual sycophancy (a character trait I am confident you are familiar with), but one which I made the unfortunate mistake of earning.
That sounds promising little goon. You have a title and everything! Come on now perhaps you'd like to explain how you developed the ah, shall we say personality to believe yourself distinct from the rest of the swarm?
A Senior Analyst!
SENIOR ANALYST!
That sounds very impressive and very serious
And it didn't take your usual sycophancy either?
How very original!
So come on now, tell CAOD about your past and present history in the swarm and how you came to believe you were something different from the norm?
Just what do you ANALYSE for the swarm?
Are you an operator on GIA ECHELON?
This is actually quite interesting.
Come on give me your full pitch for individual sentient status little goonie!
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Ess Erbe
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:01:00 -
[530]
Edited by: Ess Erbe on 20/02/2009 17:00:50 Vinata's way to analyze isn't the same as yours that's for sure
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:08:00 -
[531]
Originally by: Ess Erbe Vinata's way to analyze isn't the same as yours that's for sure
I'm sorry little goon but unless you are a SENIOR ANALYST I can't take you seriously.
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Dungar Loghoth
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:09:00 -
[532]
Edited by: Dungar Loghoth on 20/02/2009 17:09:30 Are you infantilizing Goonfleet members on purpose, Jade, or has it become so common for you (in the context of these grand intellectual arguments that you love having) that you aren't even aware you're doing it anymore? ---

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Viscount Prawn
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:20:00 -
[533]
This sure is a thread.
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Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:22:00 -
[534]
hi dungar
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Thomina Yorke
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:30:00 -
[535]
Originally by: Ahistaja hi dungar
hi dungar, it's me, hydrosan, nice to see you again
how's your sister?
also jade don't you find it just a little bit ironic to call out a bunch of people whose sole gimmick is being an indeterminable swarm of bees as lacking individuality?
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Dramaticus
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:37:00 -
[536]
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Berious
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:38:00 -
[537]
Jade makes another thread All About Jade and what's worse is I fall for the trap. 
He's a bigger troll than everyone in THE INTERNET combined.
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Dramaticus
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:38:00 -
[538]
Edited by: Dramaticus on 20/02/2009 17:38:45 editors note: by calling you chaps i am not in anyway implying that i am 30 years old and run a space bordello Please don't use RL pictuers of players in Sig without permission. - WeatherMan |

Lensik Hadmir
Gallente PRO Space Hunters HUNTER'S BROTHERHOOD
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:46:00 -
[539]
WOW, what a read, *applauds the actors on both sides of the arguments* now here i go, gonna throw a wrench into the great machine that is this rediculous debate. (i don't dislike or even know any of you, don't really care either, i just enjoy watching people pour themselves into a topic until it no longer becomes entertaining.) ok here i go.
i-+de-+ol-+o-+gies
-The body of ideas reflecting the social needs and aspirations of an individual, group, class, or culture. -A set of doctrines or beliefs that form the basis of a political, economic, or other system.
(and yes i did search it up in a dictionary and copy paste, figured i'd clear that up before people start raggin on me for being some know it all smart ass, as i said, i just like ****ing with people.)
so yes, there are RP ideologies about peace and faction control and race superiority etc etc yadda yadda (imho) useless jabber
but just to clarify for the goons (don't hate ya, and again good job with the shooting and blowing **** up) your position against Ideologies, is your ideology. got a good laugh out of that part of this thread.
"people should be able to play the game how they want, and you can't say mean things about the goons just because we don't play the same blah blah blah i have a real life posturing bluf flurf JGKJELKUG" i paraphrase but the **** still reads the same. anywho, you come down on people and their cartoons/anime/funny little shows that generally consume 30mins of time with a lot of talk and very little entertainment. so you're once again stepping on your own ideology (i'm gonna keep using that word, i like it, makes this sound more intelligent which means Jade will read it and also find new reason to keep posting too) oh and the same goes for you jack asses who think goons have to play your way, don't wanna single anybody out on this cuz frankly you're all screwed up, but that's what i love about ya.
"blah blah blurf we're just acting like BoB was back in the day, that's the joke blurf aren't we funny, acting like them as a joke so that we can hide the fact that we actually act like them" people are people, whether you're a basement dwelling cybersex fiend or misguided youth following the crowd, or somebody who actually makes constuctive comments. and given any form of power the general trend is to misuse it or flaunt it. just the way of things.
"rawr gurgle fap fap RP bull ****" or "haha blurf you RP you're a monkey on steroids with a twig in his pecker" awesome...keep that **** coming those are fun to read.
oh and finally, if rehashed one liners and smack talk don't agree with your particular form of forum comunication, chances are if you tell the goons, they're just gonna keep doing it. just like when they tell you they think your rambling long-worded diatribes are anoying you just keep pumping out paragraphs to **** em off.
alright i'm done, keep fighting amongst yourselves...or with me, hell i don't care, just wanted to feed this grease fire topic to see if it would explode.
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Cannibal BLT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:54:00 -
[540]
Edited by: Cannibal BLT on 20/02/2009 17:57:25
Jade Constantine Midnight Theatre! ---------------------------------- (Starring Jade Constantine, a 40 year old unemployed man with no life skills despite learning english from Margaret Atwood) -----------------------------------
"Oh you have "Goon" in your name! Well I will humbilly ignore you because you are a drone with no individuality almost like your alliance wide gimmick is that you're BEES."
*grasps a worn human skull and begins preaching*
"0.0 sov mechanics is overpowered because I failed to conquor an Amarr roleplaying alliance, and Goons managed to take over BoB by using a turncoat spy. It clearly must be overpowered. Especially when under cynojammers and Titans."
*Much to Jade's astonishment, the skull replies*
"But Jade! Many people have been able to conquor space under those conditions. Goonswarm obliterated Smash's whole alliance! The north doth lose space while under siege by BoB! Clearly these examples are counterpoints to such a loosely constructed argument!".
*Jade drops skull, places fingers in ears*
Lalalalalalalalalala I'm not listening to YOU because you're an unoriginal BEE and doth not a person.
THE END.
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Maladora
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:54:00 -
[541]
Edited by: Maladora on 20/02/2009 17:54:18 pubbie alarm
snipa
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ThorTheGreat
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:55:00 -
[542]
Originally by: Lensik Hadmir you're a basement dwelling cybersex fiend or misguiding youths into your van
hey leave jade out of this
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Cannibal BLT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:56:00 -
[543]
Edited by: Cannibal BLT on 20/02/2009 17:59:03 blurf
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:02:00 -
[544]
Jade is basically making the point that the Goons tried to threadnaught about last time they failed to take Delve, and now they have done a 180 and are arguing against it?
A cynical person might think that they were just making excuses.
アニメ漫画です
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Lensik Hadmir
Gallente PRO Space Hunters HUNTER'S BROTHERHOOD
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:02:00 -
[545]
Originally by: ThorTheGreat
Originally by: Lensik Hadmir you're a basement dwelling cybersex fiend or misguiding youths into your van
hey leave jade out of this
lmao, i'm tempted to edit the orignal post to actually say that!
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Himo Amasacia
Minmatar Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:15:00 -
[546]
My **** is 7 and a half inches long.
"Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdoes both intelligence and skill." -Cicero |

Lunas Feelgood
Gallente S.A.S Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:15:00 -
[547]
Originally by: Avon Jade is basically making the point that the Goons tried to threadnaught about last time they failed to take Delve, and now they have done a 180 and are arguing against it?
A cynical person might think that they were just making excuses.
If you did as much fighting as posting, Goons would have lost this war a long time ago.
Bob Highcommand:
We planned it all
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:23:00 -
[548]
Originally by: Avon Jade is basically making the point that the Goons tried to threadnaught about last time they failed to take Delve, and now they have done a 180 and are arguing against it?
A cynical person might think that they were just making excuses.
No, Jade is ignoring all logical discourse and acting like a child.
And as far as Delve goes, how is that going for you and the rest of KenZoku Avon? Haven't seen you around IN GAME lately. Maybe you should try and log in sometime, you know, get your friends together in a fleet and try to DO SOMETHING.
Actually, keep doing what you're doing, I've already got a number of npc'ing ships ready in the area. 
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Salastil
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:29:00 -
[549]
Originally by: Avon Jade is basically making the point that the Goons tried to threadnaught about last time they failed to take Delve, and now they have done a 180 and are arguing against it?
A cynical person might think that they were just making excuses.
We only used threadnaught on T20 since CCP was trying to sweep it under the rug. The forums crash and CCP gets their legal department on the phone when we do it. Stop wishing we cared that much it the first time. Most of us didn't even want to go into Delve the first time.
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:42:00 -
[550]
Originally by: Lunas Feelgood
Originally by: Avon Jade is basically making the point that the Goons tried to threadnaught about last time they failed to take Delve, and now they have done a 180 and are arguing against it?
A cynical person might think that they were just making excuses.
If you did as much fighting as posting, Goons would have lost this war a long time ago.
Hey it's Lunas! Sup.
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Lunas Feelgood
Gallente S.A.S Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:55:00 -
[551]
Originally by: Vile rat
Originally by: Lunas Feelgood
Originally by: Avon Jade is basically making the point that the Goons tried to threadnaught about last time they failed to take Delve, and now they have done a 180 and are arguing against it?
A cynical person might think that they were just making excuses.
If you did as much fighting as posting, Goons would have lost this war a long time ago.
Hey it's Lunas! Sup.
Hey Vile been a while hope you doing well.
Bob Highcommand:
We planned it all
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:58:00 -
[552]
Originally by: Lunas Feelgood
Originally by: Vile rat
Originally by: Lunas Feelgood
Originally by: Avon Jade is basically making the point that the Goons tried to threadnaught about last time they failed to take Delve, and now they have done a 180 and are arguing against it?
A cynical person might think that they were just making excuses.
If you did as much fighting as posting, Goons would have lost this war a long time ago.
Hey it's Lunas! Sup.
Hey Vile been a while hope you doing well.
Yeah doing good. Hangin' with some friends, takin' some delve.
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Lunas Feelgood
Gallente S.A.S Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.20 19:06:00 -
[553]
Originally by: Vile rat
Yeah doing good. Hangin' with some friends, takin' some delve.
 . Good job for a bunch of nubs in tech 1 frigs
Bob Highcommand:
We planned it all
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 19:08:00 -
[554]
hello thread~
sorry i have been away i've been busy overseeing the capture of ps- and the hellpurge of j-l
miss you~~
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 19:15:00 -
[555]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 20/02/2009 15:42:19
I imagine it must be quite frustrating for those goons that occasionally try to fakepost an attempt at logical entrapment to be submerged in the general morass of hooting and braying and illiterate grunts of their fellows. If nobody ever takes a single thing the swarm says seriously how can you troll pubbies?
There are two boss-creatures in the swarm I might respond to seriously. Nothing else there is worthy of being viewed as an individual. If I believed there was much in the way of individual cognizance beneath the moronic behaviour I might have more empathy for the plight of the poor misunderstood intellectual goons but unfortunately I don't.
Parroting the words and terminology of other sentients doesn't buy you a seat at the table of debate. Show the faintest glimmering suggestion of independent thought from below the collective groupthink and this might change - but I won't be holding my breath.
wow look at dat purple prose
look, abusing a thesaurus won't convince anyone who isn't already an idiot that you're intelligent
the problem, of course, is that in your average post you use a lot of :words: to call someone a butte, and if someone calls you the same minus the exercise in florid pseudointellectuallism you complain to the mods
this is actually the only thread i've had any of my posts moderated on since the terrible isd volunteers were put to the sword.
doesn't matter though son, your buddies in rkk (+10 for all eternity~~~) are suffering and all the words in the world won't change that
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Courthouse
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 19:37:00 -
[556]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Quite a number of goon-sphere names here acting a little affronted that they aren't being paid the proper respect for steam-rolling an opponent in a circumstance they dearly hope will never be visited on their own space. While I see the need to present this current campaign as something other than "a director-level emocide pressed self-destruct" that is what it boils down to.
Reality is that competent entities do not currently lose space if they have cyno-jammers and titans. Thats simply fact. Everyone knows it, even the people arguing most vehemenently (incontinently?) on this very thread.
I'm sure you don't have a something awful account, but please, let me riposte with a quote from kenny's own Dianabolic in a thread discussing their stacked titans in Goonswarm's invasion of Delve last year, as posted on the somethingawful forums here:
Originally by: Dianabolic I think you need to read our, or certainly my, arguments again. We AGREE that SOMETHING is broken, we just don't agree that it's JUST titans or JUST cynojammers or JUST doomsdays, or that it's JUST a combination of the above. You'll find many BoB agreeing that SOMETHING needs to change, we just disagree with the targeted and (in my opinion) biased and misguided whining that any fix is as simple as an artificial limit (which is against the very ethos of EvE) or some other arbitrary change thought up by people who we have absolutely no respect for (and to clarify, we have zero respect for people who whine to get a game (or anything, for that matter) changed to suit themselves / make it easier for them.
In fact, he suggests that they even have a strategy to counter it:
Originally by: Dianabolic I disagree, we (think we) know how to counter it [titans on jammers] but the last time we had a chance to test out our theory we killed 0ort and no one put titans on the frontline against us again, in fact you could possibly attribute that kill as the point where the tide turned.
Originally by: Jade Mmmmhmmm, I understand it much better for the honour and reputation of those involved in this campaign if they attribute their victory to morale failings, bad leadership, poor fcs, institutional corruption, whatever and whatever - anything in fact except the uncomfortable inconvenient truth that its pretty much all down to a director throwing a sulk and pressing "self destruct alliance." And (as I have argued below) that IS the only way in the current state of the game to take space from a competant entity.
You lost your point you were making here when you suggested that honor has/had/will have any part in this rivalry or campaign. Neither BoB/Kenny or Goons ascribe themselves to any standard of honor as a limitation of our force projection in a campaign. We are merely limited by game mechanics and the fine line between optimizing said mechanics to your maximum advantage and CCP declaring exploits.
Originally by: Jade Something tells me you guys won't exactly be willing to do without the advantages of cyno-jammers, bridges and titan defense in jump-denied systems in a few weeks. If anything this whole shindig has just gone to prove what everyone sensible has ever said about the problems of the current sovereignty system and overwhelming defense bonus of POS equipment.
We're doing without it now.
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Mr Rive
Gallente Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.20 19:54:00 -
[557]
holy ****, a number of goons on this page have actually posted a number of reasonable and understandable arguments, some of which are quite accurate, what the hell is going on? quick somebody post a butte or something before this thread derails into sensibleness
also page two snypa
fake edit: damn
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Artcanin
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 20:09:00 -
[558]
Originally by: Mr Rive holy ****, a number of goons on this page have actually posted a number of reasonable and understandable arguments, some of which are quite accurate, what the hell is going on? quick somebody post a butte or something before this thread derails into sensibleness
also page two snypa
fake edit: damn
poast poast butte
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Dangerously Cheesey
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 20:09:00 -
[559]
Originally by: Mr Rive holy ****, a number of goons on this page have actually posted a number of reasonable and understandable arguments, some of which are quite accurate, what the hell is going on? quick somebody post a butte or something before this thread derails into sensibleness
also page two snypa
fake edit: damn
buttes and donges
furthermore,
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Talon Scorpio
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 20:29:00 -
[560]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Jade Constantine
this is actually the only thread i've had any of my posts moderated on since the terrible isd volunteers were put to the sword.
[/quote
Dear Kitteh, it is lovely to see you. As usual it is always your smile that is first to arrive and last to leave. I don't think you should be moderated at all. I haven't seen such a stir of echoes since Qy6 last year. This year you were kind of meh, and I expect next year's vintage * of you * to be even weaker. eh.
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 20:41:00 -
[561]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata Actually I'm a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. It is a very important position and one which I did not gain through my usual sycophancy (a character trait I am confident you are familiar with), but one which I made the unfortunate mistake of earning.
That sounds promising little goon. You have a title and everything! Come on now perhaps you'd like to explain how you developed the ah, shall we say personality to believe yourself distinct from the rest of the swarm?
A Senior Analyst!
SENIOR ANALYST!
That sounds very impressive and very serious
And it didn't take your usual sycophancy either?
How very original!
So come on now, tell CAOD about your past and present history in the swarm and how you came to believe you were something different from the norm?
Just what do you ANALYSE for the swarm?
Are you an operator on GIA ECHELON?
This is actually quite interesting.
Come on give me your full pitch for individual sentient status little goonie!
If I knew all it would take to make you sperg out was to make it sound like I was more important than you, I'd have done that from the beginning.
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Cannibal BLT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 20:55:00 -
[562]
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata Actually I'm a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. It is a very important position and one which I did not gain through my usual sycophancy (a character trait I am confident you are familiar with), but one which I made the unfortunate mistake of earning.
That sounds promising little goon. You have a title and everything! Come on now perhaps you'd like to explain how you developed the ah, shall we say personality to believe yourself distinct from the rest of the swarm?
A Senior Analyst!
SENIOR ANALYST!
That sounds very impressive and very serious
And it didn't take your usual sycophancy either?
How very original!
So come on now, tell CAOD about your past and present history in the swarm and how you came to believe you were something different from the norm?
Just what do you ANALYSE for the swarm?
Are you an operator on GIA ECHELON?
This is actually quite interesting.
Come on give me your full pitch for individual sentient status little goonie!
If I knew all it would take to make you sperg out was to make it sound like I was more important than you, I'd have done that from the beginning.
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ThorTheGreat
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 21:07:00 -
[563]
Originally by: Vinata
If I knew all it would take to make you sperg out was to make it sound like I was more important than you, I'd have done that from the beginning.
Don't let this go to your head because it's really not much of a compliment but you ARE more important.
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Gorfob
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 21:31:00 -
[564]
Originally by: Vinata
If I knew all it would take to make you sperg out was to make it sound like I was more important than you, I'd have done that from the beginning.
BOOOOOSH
Originally by: Scorpio Hollanda
Aye and Gorfob takes the cake... That rattling sound you hear isn't your case fan that's broken, but a peanut rattling in
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Sir NoPopOllie
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.20 21:33:00 -
[565]
Do you have any idea who I am in the MMORPG COMMUNITY?!?!?!?!
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Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 21:36:00 -
[566]
Originally by: Talon Scorpio
Dear Kitteh, it is lovely to see you. As usual it is always your smile that is first to arrive and last to leave. I don't think you should be moderated at all. I haven't seen such a stir of echoes since Qy6 last year. This year you were kind of meh, and I expect next year's vintage * of you * to be even weaker. eh.
hi talonscorpio 
i missed you and our lil chats in RIT, how have you been? you should log in to pr- so that we can catch up ok
~xoxoxo~
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Sir NoPopOllie
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.20 21:39:00 -
[567]
Originally by: Talon Scorpio eh.
We are still better than you.
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frank frank
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 21:41:00 -
[568]
hello i am here to hoot and bray in this thread
*hoot*
*bray*
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Sir NoPopOllie
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.20 21:55:00 -
[569]
Originally by: darth solo
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Edited by: Tyrrax Thorrk on 20/02/2009 09:01:39
You're coming across as an idiot in this thread Jade, and I'm an expert on the subject !
Seriously you actually believe sov 3 and titans make space impregnable ? BoB losing sov was the catalyst of their defeat, but that alone would never have been enough if they hadn't quite simply been worse than their opposition, much much worse, understandable really with the morale and participation drops caused by their string of failures preceding this particular delve invasion (and following it)
Their total lack of cohesive coordination with their pet alliances, the dilution of their own alliance, absence of critical FCs such as TWD and sloppy roles management by Molle... The list of recent BoB failures goes on and on.
Whereas conversely MM / RZR / TCF etc have improved quite a bit recently, and especially coordination between the various entities involved in this invasion has been better than ever before (something GBC always had an advantage in before IMO, but was sorely lacking in towards the end)
Blah blah.
(Note I do get the impression Goons have no good FCs anymore, but their numbers, participation and commitment seem to be making up for that particular shortcoming)
Agreed that the NC have deffo improved but BOB wouldnt have lost its space if it wasnt for a dude disbanding the alliance.
I bet you that goons etc etc had a increase in numbers in alliance chat after that happened, everyone smelling victory, everyone wanting to get involved, without that they would still be grinding away at cyno jammers.
BOB on he other hand may have seen a decline as ppl were probably a little annoyed with the mechanics.
Attacking space is a total pain, even INSURGENCY had quite a bit of success defending sov 2 and 3 systems against NC and we only had that space for a few weeks.
d solo.
You really have no idea what you're talking about but then again you used to be in ASCN. You know we crushed ASCN and we are about to do the same to the current insignificant, insects who are trying to invade delve. |

Internet Online
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 22:05:00 -
[570]
Originally by: Vile rat You're not doing this right. You need a sweet sig like mine.
I have sigs off.
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Vladic Ka
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.20 22:19:00 -
[571]
Edited by: Vladic Ka on 20/02/2009 22:19:38
Originally by: Vile rat You're not doing this right. You need a sweet sig like mine.
I love my sig. <3 Bobbechk.
Page 20 snypa. pew pew
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Vytas Abromaitis
Caldari Goony Hand Social Club GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 22:44:00 -
[572]
Originally by: Mr Rive holy ****, a number of goons on this page have actually posted a number of reasonable and understandable arguments, some of which are quite accurate, what the hell is going on? quick somebody post a butte or something before this thread derails into sensibleness
also page two snypa
fake edit: damn
Buttes
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nimaku
Amarr Shinra
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Posted - 2009.02.20 23:39:00 -
[573]
Edited by: nimaku on 20/02/2009 23:47:04 Edited by: nimaku on 20/02/2009 23:43:36
Originally by: Montasque For the last 2-3 days weGÇÖve barely seen any KenZoku fleets, and they've made no attempt to save any of the 50+ towers that have been destroyed in the last two days.
SoGǪ
WHEREGÇÖS KENNY?
Because from the looks of it they arent in Delve.
Maybe they are holding an emergency BBQ, but it's more likely that they are waiting for someone to come bail them out. I'm not sure why anyone would come to their aid though. There is plenty of vacated space to be had elsewhere. Kenny doesn't have a very good track record when it comes to loyalty either. Just look at where everyone else that helped them has ended up. Their policy is to use and dispose of anyone willing to do their dirty work for them.
There's nothing to gain from being used by them anymore. They can't even undock in their own space. Kenny is in shambles, and their remaining leadership is trash. Anyone with any leadership ability has retired, or moved on to other alliances. All that's left are worthless bottom feeders like DMZ, Dianabolic, and Ztrain. Those guys are so busy trying to wave their e-*****es in the faces of their members and allies/pets that they can't find time to properly lead anything.
Do everyone a favor by telling Kenny that you are coming to help. Keep promising that you are on the way, but never actually show up. After they die send them a link to the wikipedia page on karma.
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Draven Stone
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 23:47:00 -
[574]
Yo I know a lot of you KenZoku guys have some assets in Delve that you're starting to think you might not get back for a while. I know the feeling, I've still got stuff trapped in stations across half the universe that I'll never have access to again. I'm not arrogant enough to say you won't take back your stations, but you know, sometimes alliance goals change.
The tech 2 stuff is the worst. You can't insurance fraud them, as they give back pennies on the dollar. They sit there in your asset window, mocking you from fifty jumps away.
All those ships? They represent dead money. What you need is a bunch of liquid capital so that you can buy fresh ships, and can best focus on whatever comes next in this great game.
So, you know what to do. You need someone in Goonswarm, willing to trade without trying to take advantage of your situation. Drop me an evemail, or convo me in-game. My rates aren't quite jita, but they're fair. I won't brag about ripping you off on the goonfleet forums, nor will I call you out in local should you end up deciding not to go through with the deal. In fact, I have no intention of ripping you off. I have no ethical issues helping out you guys. I am discreet. What's good for me is what's good for the swarm. And everybody gets a share.
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 23:51:00 -
[575]
Originally by: Draven Stone Yo I know a lot of you KenZoku guys have some assets in Delve that you're starting to think you might not get back for a while. I know the feeling, I've still got stuff trapped in stations across half the universe that I'll never have access to again. I'm not arrogant enough to say you won't take back your stations, but you know, sometimes alliance goals change.
The tech 2 stuff is the worst. You can't insurance fraud them, as they give back pennies on the dollar. They sit there in your asset window, mocking you from fifty jumps away.
All those ships? They represent dead money. What you need is a bunch of liquid capital so that you can buy fresh ships, and can best focus on whatever comes next in this great game.
So, you know what to do. You need someone in Goonswarm, willing to trade without trying to take advantage of your situation. Drop me an evemail, or convo me in-game. My rates aren't quite jita, but they're fair. I won't brag about ripping you off on the goonfleet forums, nor will I call you out in local should you end up deciding not to go through with the deal. In fact, I have no intention of ripping you off. I have no ethical issues helping out you guys. I am discreet. What's good for me is what's good for the swarm. And everybody gets a share.
hey draven, can you give me a list of your rates? me and some other kenwins might be interested for a good price
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Draven Stone
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.20 23:56:00 -
[576]
Originally by: elohllird
hey draven, can you give me a list of your rates? me and some other kenwins might be interested for a good price
Hi elohllird! Unfortunately I don't have a list of set prices, as my rates vary depending on the location and quantity of the goods for sale. Send me a convo or eve-mail in game, and I will provide you with a free, no-obligation quote for you to consider.
One Love, Draven Stone
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.20 23:57:00 -
[577]
Originally by: Draven Stone
Originally by: elohllird
hey draven, can you give me a list of your rates? me and some other kenwins might be interested for a good price
Hi elohllird! Unfortunately I don't have a list of set prices, as my rates vary depending on the location and quantity of the goods for sale. Send me a convo or eve-mail in game, and I will provide you with a free, no-obligation quote for you to consider.
One Love, Draven Stone
Respect dude
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SirTrolle
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:10:00 -
[578]
Originally by: nimaku Maybe they are holding an emergency BBQ, but it's more likely that they are waiting for someone to come bail them out. I'm not sure why anyone would come to their aid though. There is plenty of vacated space to be had elsewhere. Kenny doesn't have a very good track record when it comes to loyalty either. Just look at where everyone else that helped them has ended up. Their policy is to use and dispose of anyone willing to do their dirty work for them. There's nothing to gain from being used by them anymore. They can't even undock in their own space.
Kenny is in shambles, and their remaining leadership is trash. Anyone with any leadership ability has retired, or moved on to other alliances. All that's left are worthless bottom feeders like DMZ, Dianabolic, and Ztrain. Those guys are so busy trying to wave their e-*****es in the faces of their members and allies/pets that they can't find time to properly lead anything.
Do everyone a favor by telling Kenny that you are coming to help. Keep promising that you are on the way, but never actually show up. After they die send them a link to the wikipedia page on karma.
Pleading to tinkerbell to dig you out of your own strategic grave is a sign of a truly elite pvp alliance.
(Also wow even the shinra guys are turning on Kenny now holy **** lawl)
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Angelus Damelon
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:25:00 -
[579]
i missed the last 10 pages but i'm assuming the appearance of jade constantine means he's here to toss db preacher some cyber pity sex, c/d
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:29:00 -
[580]
is cyber pity sex dirty?
thats what i wanna know
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nimaku
Amarr Shinra
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:30:00 -
[581]
Edited by: nimaku on 21/02/2009 00:32:58
Originally by: SirTrolle (Also wow even the shinra guys are turning on Kenny now holy **** lawl)
You won't find many Kenny supporters in shinra vent. We have already been victims of their friendship more than once.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:33:00 -
[582]
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata Actually I'm a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. It is a very important position and one which I did not gain through my usual sycophancy (a character trait I am confident you are familiar with), but one which I made the unfortunate mistake of earning.
That sounds promising little goon. You have a title and everything! Come on now perhaps you'd like to explain how you developed the ah, shall we say personality to believe yourself distinct from the rest of the swarm?
A Senior Analyst!
SENIOR ANALYST!
That sounds very impressive and very serious
And it didn't take your usual sycophancy either?
How very original!
So come on now, tell CAOD about your past and present history in the swarm and how you came to believe you were something different from the norm?
Just what do you ANALYSE for the swarm?
Are you an operator on GIA ECHELON?
This is actually quite interesting.
Come on give me your full pitch for individual sentient status little goonie!
If I knew all it would take to make you sperg out was to make it sound like I was more important than you, I'd have done that from the beginning.
Oh dear, does that mean you aren't really a SENIOR ANALYST for the *ahem* "Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks" then little goonie?
What a shame for you. Back to obscurity as just another little drone in the hive for you ms Pinata.
Don't worry though, mouthing some mindless memes and other people's catch phrases will make the other drones welcome you back like nothing happened! 
ISSUE - Bring back live events |

Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:33:00 -
[583]
Edited by: Vinata on 21/02/2009 00:33:22
Originally by: Angelus Damelon i missed the last 10 pages but i'm assuming the appearance of jade constantine means he's here to toss db preacher some cyber pity sex, c/d
No, Jade left for some reason. Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly.
Anyways I'm chillin in PR- and I'm seeing quite a few Kenny and Barbie in local, but none in space. So I'm guessing they're in the station and that answers the question of "Where da KenZoku at?"
Edit: Nevermind, he recovered his pride and has come back.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:36:00 -
[584]
Originally by: Vinata ... Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly.
Make your mind up little drone you just told me you meant nothing whatsoever a couple of posts ago. Are you a meaningless little insect without individuality or aren't you? Its not a terribly difficult question. Come on you can do it! 
ISSUE - Bring back live events |

elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:36:00 -
[585]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata ... Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly.
Make your mind up little drone you just told me you meant nothing whatsoever a couple of posts ago. Are you a meaningless little insect without individuality or aren't you? Its not a terribly difficult question. Come on you can do it! 
yaay jade is back
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nimaku
Amarr Shinra
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:37:00 -
[586]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata Actually I'm a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. It is a very important position and one which I did not gain through my usual sycophancy (a character trait I am confident you are familiar with), but one which I made the unfortunate mistake of earning.
That sounds promising little goon. You have a title and everything! Come on now perhaps you'd like to explain how you developed the ah, shall we say personality to believe yourself distinct from the rest of the swarm?
A Senior Analyst!
SENIOR ANALYST!
That sounds very impressive and very serious
And it didn't take your usual sycophancy either?
How very original!
So come on now, tell CAOD about your past and present history in the swarm and how you came to believe you were something different from the norm?
Just what do you ANALYSE for the swarm?
Are you an operator on GIA ECHELON?
This is actually quite interesting.
Come on give me your full pitch for individual sentient status little goonie!
If I knew all it would take to make you sperg out was to make it sound like I was more important than you, I'd have done that from the beginning.
Oh dear, does that mean you aren't really a SENIOR ANALYST for the *ahem* "Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks" then little goonie?
What a shame for you. Back to obscurity as just another little drone in the hive for you ms Pinata.
Don't worry though, mouthing some mindless memes and other people's catch phrases will make the other drones welcome you back like nothing happened! 
I bet you keep a lexicon of obscure, oversized, and outdated words on your desk.
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:38:00 -
[587]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata ... Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly.
Make your mind up little drone you just told me you meant nothing whatsoever a couple of posts ago.
No, I said "if all I had to do was make it sound as if I was more important than you" which doesn't actually exclude the possibility I am more important than you.
And I am still a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. Jake Noble is an Analyst there, but he doesn't do much aside from be useless.
tl;dnr - I am more important/relevant than both Jade Constantine and Jake Noble.
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:39:00 -
[588]
no offense to jade, but how big do you reckon that desk would have to be?
my desk can barely hold my telephone my rizla and my beer cans
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:40:00 -
[589]
Originally by: elohllird
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata ... Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly.
Make your mind up little drone you just told me you meant nothing whatsoever a couple of posts ago. Are you a meaningless little insect without individuality or aren't you? Its not a terribly difficult question. Come on you can do it! 
yaay jade is back
You do realize he's going to have to actually travel to 0.0 in order to save your dying empire right? Might want to give him a map.
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:41:00 -
[590]
and you have special red bits on your shoulders vinata which is always cool
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:42:00 -
[591]
Thanks Vile now its my empire ffs heaping the responsibiltiy on to me gee thanks
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Cannibal BLT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:42:00 -
[592]
It's not like alliances that never manage to live in 0.0 space are people anyway. 
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:43:00 -
[593]
Originally by: elohllird and you have special red bits on your shoulders vinata which is always cool
Yeah, they're pretty shibby. I just wish there was a way to make the character not so pale. You'd think with all the sun she'd be getting (it is always daytime in space) she'd have a better tan.
Jade, you're a roleplayer. Why can't my character get a tan?
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:45:00 -
[594]
yeah vinata you do look abit blue as it happens, kinda of sexy undead
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:46:00 -
[595]
Originally by: Vinata
And I am still a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. Jake Noble is an Analyst there, but he doesn't do much aside from be useless.
Wait wait. So now you are a SENIOR ANALYST at the much famed (lols) "Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks" again?
Are you telling me therefore that you are a rare and precious flower of individualism in the bleak and otherwise seamless barren desert of goon monocultural uniformity?
You'll understand that being the case I'll need to perform some more tests before taking you at your word little goonie - I couldn't help but notice you were mouthing some rather obvious 3rd party memes and alien catch-phrases earlier, hardly convincing signs of individual sovereignty I think you'll accept. Still, I'll invite you to answer my earlier question and explain to the CAOD audience (such as it is) exactly what your job at the serious-sounding Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks entails, and what precisely your responsibilities as a SENIOR ANALYST there involve?
Take some time and answer as fully as you can ms Pinata, your reputation as a sentient individual rests in the balance!
ISSUE - Bring back live events |

Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:46:00 -
[596]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata ... Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly.
Make your mind up little drone you just told me you meant nothing whatsoever a couple of posts ago. Are you a meaningless little insect without individuality or aren't you? Its not a terribly difficult question. Come on you can do it! 
reported for personal attacks against goons
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Angelus Damelon
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:49:00 -
[597]
when your thesaurus isn't doing the job i hear underlines and bold are also excellent tools to make yourself look important
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:51:00 -
[598]
Originally by: Angelus Damelon when your thesaurus isn't doing the job i hear underlines and bold are also excellent tools to make yourself look important
You forgot caps.
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elohllird
Gallente Destructive Influence KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:51:00 -
[599]
Angelus Damelon, YOU ARE A GAY UNDERLINE IS COOL 
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:51:00 -
[600]
Edited by: Vinata on 21/02/2009 00:51:52
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata
And I am still a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. Jake Noble is an Analyst there, but he doesn't do much aside from be useless.
Wait wait. So now you are a SENIOR ANALYST at the much famed (lols) "Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks" again?
Not "again" as my title hasn't changed since the first time you made such a big deal about it.
Also I'm not surprised you haven't heard about EIIST. It is a 0.0 politics thing, you don't need to worry about it. Also as far as I know this is the first time it has been referred to by its proper name, outside of EIIST proper. Whoops. I hope I don't get demoted back to a regular Analyst.
Funny story though; We were looking at Star Friction for a bit, just seeing if there was anything of interest in your little alliance. We didn't find anything that anyone outside of Star Friction would care about.
Hey, you haven't answered my question. Why doesn't my character tan?
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:55:00 -
[601]
Originally by: Ahistaja
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata ... Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly.
Make your mind up little drone you just told me you meant nothing whatsoever a couple of posts ago. Are you a meaningless little insect without individuality or aren't you? Its not a terribly difficult question. Come on you can do it! 
reported for personal attacks against goons
I see, so are you denying then that you are posting on an In Character political board on an internet spaceship game forum in the posting persona of a member of a hive-minded collective that glories in the identity of being spaceborn insects (bees) then?
You have chosen to play the role of a "meaningless little insect without individuality" in Eve online.
Please don't cry about it when a player takes your roleplay at face value and responds to you appropriately in the course of a political thread on an in-character forum section.
So silence little insect. Less bleating and more buzzing 
ISSUE - Bring back live events |

Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 00:55:00 -
[602]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata
And I am still a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. Jake Noble is an Analyst there, but he doesn't do much aside from be useless.
Wait wait. So now you are a SENIOR ANALYST at the much famed (lols) "Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks" again?
Are you telling me therefore that you are a rare and precious flower of individualism in the bleak and otherwise seamless barren desert of goon monocultural uniformity?
You'll understand that being the case I'll need to perform some more tests before taking you at your word little goonie - I couldn't help but notice you were mouthing some rather obvious 3rd party memes and alien catch-phrases earlier, hardly convincing signs of individual sovereignty I think you'll accept. Still, I'll invite you to answer my earlier question and explain to the CAOD audience (such as it is) exactly what your job at the serious-sounding Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks entails, and what precisely your responsibilities as a SENIOR ANALYST there involve?
Take some time and answer as fully as you can ms Pinata, your reputation as a sentient individual rests in the balance!
hhahaha holy crap never change
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Harik A'ttar
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 01:10:00 -
[603]
Originally by: Angelus Damelon when your thesaurus isn't doing the job i hear underlines and bold are also excellent tools to make yourself look important
Bigger words = better than.
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Draven Stone
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 01:11:00 -
[604]
Edited by: Draven Stone on 21/02/2009 01:11:22 Shame is a powerful force. In societies across the world, the threat of ostracism due to a shameful act has been a central method of establishing rules and norms of behaviour. This continues today - "Trial by media" is very much a feature of political life at the moment, and it works largely because it seems that the public has different standards of proof for misdemeanours among those in public life from those it maintains for private citizens. In public life it is enough to be "tainted" with suspicion for one's future to be blighted.
Eve is, unfortunately, not without a certain manifestation of shame culture. Pilots without honour are routinely called out in public forums such as this. In Eve, your reputation is your ticket to prestigious corporations, your respect amongst your corpmates, and your standing in the Eve community. In short, your reputation is your life.
If you're stuck in Delve and you got **** to sell, don't just bundle it into an open contract. Goons will link the contract in local, in fleet chat, and will post about it on CAOD. There's no need to publicly shame yourself in this manner. Talk to me and we can thrash out a private contract. I offer good prices on anything that you're looking to sell. Eve-mail or private convo, whatever's good for you. I'm on your side.
Draven P. Stone Senior Trading Analyst Eve Institute for Economic and Financial Prosperity
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Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 01:12:00 -
[605]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Ahistaja
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata ... Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly.
Make your mind up little drone you just told me you meant nothing whatsoever a couple of posts ago. Are you a meaningless little insect without individuality or aren't you? Its not a terribly difficult question. Come on you can do it! 
reported for personal attacks against goons
I see, so are you denying then that you are posting on an In Character political board on an internet spaceship game forum in the posting persona of a member of a hive-minded collective that glories in the identity of being spaceborn insects (bees) then?
You have chosen to play the role of a "meaningless little insect without individuality" in Eve online.
Please don't cry about it when a player takes your roleplay at face value and responds to you appropriately in the course of a political thread on an in-character forum section.
So silence little insect. Less bleating and more buzzing 
lol rp
get out
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Vincent Athen
Amarr Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 01:17:00 -
[606]
Edited by: Vincent Athen on 21/02/2009 01:18:20 Edited by: Vincent Athen on 21/02/2009 01:17:32
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata
And I am still a Senior Analyst at the Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks. Jake Noble is an Analyst there, but he doesn't do much aside from be useless.
Wait wait. So now you are a SENIOR ANALYST at the much famed (lols) "Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks" again?
Are you telling me therefore that you are a rare and precious flower of individualism in the bleak and otherwise seamless barren desert of goon monocultural uniformity?
You'll understand that being the case I'll need to perform some more tests before taking you at your word little goonie - I couldn't help but notice you were mouthing some rather obvious 3rd party memes and alien catch-phrases earlier, hardly convincing signs of individual sovereignty I think you'll accept. Still, I'll invite you to answer my earlier question and explain to the CAOD audience (such as it is) exactly what your job at the serious-sounding Eve Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks entails, and what precisely your responsibilities as a SENIOR ANALYST there involve?
Take some time and answer as fully as you can ms Pinata, your reputation as a sentient individual rests in the balance!
Your lack of knowledge of the eve community is rather unsurprising, but it's hardly the main issue here. Would you like to respond to the post where this "drone" pointed out at least one statement of yours that is factually incorrect?
-Vincent Athen Junior Spaghetti Analyst Spaghetti Breakfasts Incorporated
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HotSeat
Caldari Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.21 01:24:00 -
[607]
Hey.... I just installed a JC in NOL stn, seem's PL own's it...... go figure  _____________________________________
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Harik A'ttar
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 01:46:00 -
[608]
Originally by: HotSeat Hey, I just installed a Jumpclone in NOL station, it seems that Pandemic Leigon owns it. go figure 
Here, I have corrected your contribution to this forum so that those with more refined taste may take the time to read it rather then pass it over like the rest of the offal. Perhaps Jade's problem in comprehending the gravity of the situation stems from his erudite vocabulary not including vulgar (in the common sense) language such as employed by Goonfleet and their allies. If we can bridge this vast language gap between mere players of this game and forum superstars, perhaps we can convey the true status of the region of Delve and the vineyards that have been planted there.
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Dwaggysnaxx
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 01:51:00 -
[609]
Originally by: frank frank hello i am here to hoot and bray in this thread
*hoot*
*bray*
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Lunas Feelgood
Gallente S.A.S Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.21 02:21:00 -
[610]
Friendly bump, so there is something nice to read on the front page among all the goonie spam..
PS. I havent seen so many goonie threads since you former glorious leader Remi got laid for the first time.
Bob Highcommand:
We planned it all
BOB: Hey its unfair Goons killed all our pets and we are now outnumbered |
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Lunas Feelgood
Gallente S.A.S Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.21 02:27:00 -
[611]

Bob Highcommand:
We planned it all
BOB: Hey its unfair Goons killed all our pets and we are now outnumbered |

Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.21 02:32:00 -
[612]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
So silence little insect. Less bleating and more buzzing 
You have the bleating and babbling reserved, buzzing is for the cool people Hi, my name is Flinx, and I am a recovering nano***
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 02:35:00 -
[613]
Originally by: Lunas Feelgood Friendly bump, so there is something nice to read on the front page among all the goonie spam..
PS. I havent seen so many goonie threads since you former glorious leader Remi got laid for the first time.
Goonfleet.com is down. This is what happens when goonfleet.com goes down.
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The Qat
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 02:37:00 -
[614]
Originally by: Lunas Feelgood Friendly bump, so there is something nice to read on the front page among all the goonie spam..
PS. I havent seen so many goonie threads since you former glorious leader Remi got laid for the first time.
this post was a good idea
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Cannibal BLT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 02:44:00 -
[615]
Edited by: Cannibal BLT on 21/02/2009 02:47:25
Originally by: Jade Constantine Please don't cry about it when a player takes your roleplay at face value and responds to you appropriately in the course of a political thread on an in-character forum section.
Sup cutie, I heard you're a little sexy slut. Why don't you and me meet by da club, tuts. ;)
Don't feel bad about never owning 0.0 space, daddy will make you feel better. That's why men are in charge of 0.0 alliances.
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M0rning5tar
Caldari Slacker Industries The Boat Violencing Initiative
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Posted - 2009.02.21 03:11:00 -
[616]
Originally by: Dwaggysnaxx
Originally by: Jade Constantine hello i am here to hoot and bray in this thread
*hoot*
*bray*
Fixed for you.
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Ess Erbe
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 03:13:00 -
[617]
Originally by: M0rning5tar
Originally by: Dwaggysnaxx
Originally by: Jade Constantine hello i am here to hoot and bray in this thread
*hoot*
*bray*
Fixed for you.
I like you why didn't you post earlier
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M0rning5tar
Caldari Slacker Industries The Boat Violencing Initiative
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Posted - 2009.02.21 03:16:00 -
[618]
Originally by: Ess Erbe
Originally by: M0rning5tar
Originally by: Dwaggysnaxx
Originally by: Jade Constantine hello i am here to hoot and bray in this thread
*hoot*
*bray*
Fixed for you.
I like you why didn't you post earlier
hurf?
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M0rning5tar
Caldari Slacker Industries The Boat Violencing Initiative
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Posted - 2009.02.21 03:16:00 -
[619]
Originally by: Ess Erbe
Originally by: M0rning5tar
Originally by: Dwaggysnaxx
Originally by: Jade Constantine hello i am here to hoot and bray in this thread
*hoot*
*bray*
Fixed for you.
I like you why didn't you post earlier
I got banned for mentioning selenne's affair :(
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C4w3
Minmatar Corp 1 Allstars PuPPet MasTers
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Posted - 2009.02.21 04:15:00 -
[620]
Originally by: Cannibal BLT Edited by: Cannibal BLT on 21/02/2009 02:47:25
Originally by: Jade Constantine Please don't cry about it when a player takes your roleplay at face value and responds to you appropriately in the course of a political thread on an in-character forum section.
Sup cutie, I heard you're a little sexy slut. Why don't you and me meet by da club, tuts. ;)
Don't feel bad about never owning 0.0 space, daddy will make you feel better. That's why men are in charge of 0.0 alliances.
LAWL ANGRY INTERNET GAMING MOBS IRL are bad MKAY!
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Cannibal BLT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 04:47:00 -
[621]
Originally by: C4w3
Originally by: Cannibal BLT Edited by: Cannibal BLT on 21/02/2009 02:47:25
Originally by: Jade Constantine Please don't cry about it when a player takes your roleplay at face value and responds to you appropriately in the course of a political thread on an in-character forum section.
Sup cutie, I heard you're a little sexy slut. Why don't you and me meet by da club, tuts. ;)
Don't feel bad about never owning 0.0 space, daddy will make you feel better. That's why men are in charge of 0.0 alliances.
LAWL
sup playa
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.21 06:43:00 -
[622]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Ahistaja
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vinata ... Something about me being more important than him, I can't remember exactly.
Make your mind up little drone you just told me you meant nothing whatsoever a couple of posts ago. Are you a meaningless little insect without individuality or aren't you? Its not a terribly difficult question. Come on you can do it! 
reported for personal attacks against goons
I see, so are you denying then that you are posting on an In Character political board on an internet spaceship game forum in the posting persona of a member of a hive-minded collective that glories in the identity of being spaceborn insects (bees) then?
You have chosen to play the role of a "meaningless little insect without individuality" in Eve online.
Please don't cry about it when a player takes your roleplay at face value and responds to you appropriately in the course of a political thread on an in-character forum section.
So silence little insect. Less bleating and more buzzing 
Asperger syndrome (also called Asperger's syndrome, Asperger's disorder, Asperger's or AS) is an autism spectrum disorder (ASD), and people with AS therefore show significant difficulties in social interaction and restricted, stereotyped patterns of behavior and interests. AS differs from other ASDs by its relative preservation of linguistic and cognitive development. Although not mentioned in standard diagnostic criteria, physical clumsiness and atypical use of language are frequently reported.[1][2]
Asperger syndrome is named after Austrian pediatrician Hans Asperger who, in 1944, described children in his practice who lacked nonverbal communication skills, demonstrated limited empathy with their peers, and were physically clumsy.[3] Fifty years later, AS was standardized as a diagnosis, but questions about many aspects remain.[4] For example, there is lingering doubt about the distinction between AS and high-functioning autism (HFA);[5] partly due to this, the prevalence of AS is not firmly established. The exact cause is unknown, although research supports the likelihood of a genetic basis; brain imaging techniques have not identified a clear common pathology.[1]
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:15:00 -
[623]
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 21/02/2009 14:17:46
Originally by: just another voice of the swarm
Asperger syndrome (also called Asperger's syndrome, Asperger's disorder, Asperger's or AS) is an autism spectrum disorder (ASD), and people with AS therefore show significant difficulties in social interaction and restricted, stereotyped patterns of behavior and interests. AS differs from other ASDs by its relative preservation of linguistic and cognitive development. Although not mentioned in standard diagnostic criteria, physical clumsiness and atypical use of language are frequently reported.[1][2]
Asperger syndrome is named after Austrian pediatrician Hans Asperger who, in 1944, described children in his practice who lacked nonverbal communication skills, demonstrated limited empathy with their peers, and were physically clumsy.[3] Fifty years later, AS was standardized as a diagnosis, but questions about many aspects remain.[4] For example, there is lingering doubt about the distinction between AS and high-functioning autism (HFA);[5] partly due to this, the prevalence of AS is not firmly established. The exact cause is unknown, although research supports the likelihood of a genetic basis; brain imaging techniques have not identified a clear common pathology.[1]
Interesting!
So it is claiming that any sentient individualist being that is not a submissive member of a monocultural entity that communicates almost solely through memes, 3rd party catch-phrases, plagiarized text and other people's salvaged "wit", is suffering from this disease then?
That might also explain why its leaders were so embarrassed about being humiliated by such an individual on this very thread that they decided to create dozens of nonsense threads to keep this one off the first page!
Hilarious! 
Little goonies are failing. But I imagine the swarm-master will sing it pretty songs of complience on voice comms to remove the doubts from the fragments of its mind.
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Kami Rikiushi
Caldari THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:19:00 -
[624]
Yes taking over all kennies station systems is really failing indeed 
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:21:00 -
[625]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 21/02/2009 14:17:46
Originally by: just another voice of the swarm
Asperger syndrome (also called Asperger's syndrome, Asperger's disorder, Asperger's or AS) is an autism spectrum disorder (ASD), and people with AS therefore show significant difficulties in social interaction and restricted, stereotyped patterns of behavior and interests. AS differs from other ASDs by its relative preservation of linguistic and cognitive development. Although not mentioned in standard diagnostic criteria, physical clumsiness and atypical use of language are frequently reported.[1][2]
Asperger syndrome is named after Austrian pediatrician Hans Asperger who, in 1944, described children in his practice who lacked nonverbal communication skills, demonstrated limited empathy with their peers, and were physically clumsy.[3] Fifty years later, AS was standardized as a diagnosis, but questions about many aspects remain.[4] For example, there is lingering doubt about the distinction between AS and high-functioning autism (HFA);[5] partly due to this, the prevalence of AS is not firmly established. The exact cause is unknown, although research supports the likelihood of a genetic basis; brain imaging techniques have not identified a clear common pathology.[1]
Interesting!
So it is claiming that any sentient individualist being that is not a submissive member of a monocultural entity that communicates almost solely through memes, 3rd party catch-phrases, plagiarized text and other people's salvaged "wit", is suffering from this disease then?
That might also explain why its leaders were so embarrassed about being humiliated by such an individual on this very thread that they decided to create dozens of nonsense threads to keep this one off the first page!
Hilarious! 
Little goonies are failing. But I imagine the swarm-master will sing it pretty songs of complience on voice comms to remove the doubts from the fragments of its mind.
Please stop derailing this thread.
Anyone know where Kengoku be at? ------------ Coranor you all know i can't stand most of the gbc but while we have them we may as well give them something challenging where they can actually learn a bit Dian fair point |

Popperr
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:23:00 -
[626]
you notice that jade is mocking us for taking over space
thats a pretty big self burn
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:23:00 -
[627]
Originally by: yet another voice of the swarm Yes taking over all kennies station systems is really failing indeed 
Who cares about stations captured with the help of other stronger swarm entities? Thats not an achievement worth a damn. Surely even a exiled insect like itself can see that?
The true fight is in the realm of ideas and propaganda, right here and now little goonie.
And yes its a fight it is losing.
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Kami Rikiushi
Caldari THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:25:00 -
[628]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: yet another voice of the swarm Yes taking over all kennies station systems is really failing indeed 
Who cares about stations captured with the help of other stronger swarm entities? Thats not an achievement worth a damn. Surely even a exiled insect like itself can see that?
The true fight is in the realm of ideas and propaganda, right here and now little goonie.
And yes its a fight it is losing.
Hmm losing the propaganda war, you must be looking at a different forum then i am, because i'm hardly seeing any hostile entity trying to post anything, well there is one about a merely 6 cap loss by the greater good, but that can't be the propaganda you mean, because it's mostly boosting morale then letting it drop.
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:27:00 -
[629]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: yet another voice of the swarm Yes taking over all kennies station systems is really failing indeed 
Who cares about stations captured with the help of other stronger swarm entities? Thats not an achievement worth a damn. Surely even a exiled insect like itself can see that?
The true fight is in the realm of ideas and propaganda, right here and now little goonie.
And yes its a fight it is losing.
So where they gone? ------------ Coranor you all know i can't stand most of the gbc but while we have them we may as well give them something challenging where they can actually learn a bit Dian fair point |

Popperr
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:30:00 -
[630]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Who cares about stations captured with the help of other stronger swarm entities? Thats not an achievement worth a damn. Surely even a exiled insect like itself can see that?
The true fight is in the realm of ideas and propaganda, right here and now little goonie.
And yes its a fight it is losing.
what are you even talking about
are you saying that we should all convert and become roleplay prostitutes? because that is what you just said, maybe you could clarify
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:34:00 -
[631]
Originally by: a strangely serious voice of the swarm
Hmm losing the propaganda war, you must be looking at a different forum then i am, because i'm hardly seeing any hostile entity trying to post anything, well there is one about a merely 6 cap loss by the greater good, but that can't be the propaganda you mean, because it's mostly boosting morale then letting it drop.
Thats because it is incapable of the perspective available to a free individualist entity. By definition everything the swarm does to it is correct. Everything the swarm says to it is truthful. All is the swarm and all else is heresy. It is incapable of discerning truth from lies (indeed they mean the same in the language of the swarm).
It would be ridiculous to expect a mere fragmentary drone body of the swarm to make assessments and judgements of actuality available to free individuals.
This is a war of ideas and ideology and the more desperately the hive mind grasps for control of the medium the more seeds of resistence are propagated amongst the free.
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Forsell
Caldari THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:34:00 -
[632]
Originally by: Popperr
are you saying that we should all convert and become roleplay prostitutes?
Why roleplay? Go all the way instead and make money for the subscription.
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:36:00 -
[633]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: a strangely serious voice of the swarm
Hmm losing the propaganda war, you must be looking at a different forum then i am, because i'm hardly seeing any hostile entity trying to post anything, well there is one about a merely 6 cap loss by the greater good, but that can't be the propaganda you mean, because it's mostly boosting morale then letting it drop.
Thats because it is incapable of the perspective available to a free individualist entity. By definition everything the swarm does to it is correct. Everything the swarm says to it is truthful. All is the swarm and all else is heresy. It is incapable of discerning truth from lies (indeed they mean the same in the language of the swarm).
It would be ridiculous to expect a mere fragmentary drone body of the swarm to make assessments and judgements of actuality available to free individuals.
This is a war of ideas and ideology and the more desperately the hive mind grasps for control of the medium the more seeds of resistence are propagated amongst the free.
That's some deep stuff right there.
The question we are asking here is, where da Kengoku at? ------------ Coranor you all know i can't stand most of the gbc but while we have them we may as well give them something challenging where they can actually learn a bit Dian fair point |

Daviclond
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:43:00 -
[634]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
This is a war of ideas and ideology and the more desperately the hive mind grasps for control of the medium the more seeds of resistence are propagated amongst the free.
so is this you masturbating yourself or some kind of freedom fighter roleplay or what
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:44:00 -
[635]
Edited by: Montasque on 21/02/2009 14:44:56 MEGA UPDATE!!!!!!
Today is the 21st, and today AAA has shown their faces... IN PERIOD BASIS!
Yes! it seems that AAA/Stainwagon+EXE are the new pvp power house bloc of EvE as they owned us in Period Basis just before DT. Hats off and gf's all around, we'll get ya next time. Since the welp before DT, we've been having some grape, nuking small groups of 10-20 hostiles here and there. Most of these hostiles are pets and AAA/Stain.
As far as KenZoku, they are still trapped in PR- station, and we are now on day 6 of the bubble camp from hell.
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Itzena
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 15:20:00 -
[636]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: a strangely serious voice of the swarm
Hmm losing the propaganda war, you must be looking at a different forum then i am, because i'm hardly seeing any hostile entity trying to post anything, well there is one about a merely 6 cap loss by the greater good, but that can't be the propaganda you mean, because it's mostly boosting morale then letting it drop.
Thats because it is incapable of the perspective available to a free individualist entity. By definition everything the swarm does to it is correct. Everything the swarm says to it is truthful. All is the swarm and all else is heresy. It is incapable of discerning truth from lies (indeed they mean the same in the language of the swarm).
It would be ridiculous to expect a mere fragmentary drone body of the swarm to make assessments and judgements of actuality available to free individuals.
This is a war of ideas and ideology and the more desperately the hive mind grasps for control of the medium the more seeds of resistence are propagated amongst the free.
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded
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Irishi Ka
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.21 15:27:00 -
[637]
ITT Jade demonizes goons by implying that they are all roleplaying bees. I always said the worst alliance leeders in the game have female avatars.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 15:44:00 -
[638]
Originally by: warrior swarm voice
ITT Jade demonizes goons by implying that they are all roleplaying bees. I always said the worst alliance leaders in the game have female avatars.
Is the little goonie alleging that the swarm is not fully characterized by the insect-hive dynamic? Interesting to do so while mindlessly regurgitating monocultural memes in a single sentence... 
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Himo Amasacia
Minmatar Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 15:45:00 -
[639]
Edited by: Himo Amasacia on 21/02/2009 15:44:49 This seems like a good time to mention that the PR- station has more kills on Goons in PR- than Kenny.
Makes you think doesn't it?
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Sir NoPopOllie
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.21 15:51:00 -
[640]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: warrior swarm voice
ITT Jade demonizes goons by implying that they are all roleplaying bees. I always said the worst alliance leaders in the game have female avatars.
Is the little goonie alleging that the swarm is not fully characterized by the insect-hive dynamic? Interesting to do so while mindlessly regurgitating monocultural memes in a single sentence... 
Hey baby wanna roleplay a prostitute again?
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Itzena
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 15:57:00 -
[641]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: warrior swarm voice
ITT Jade demonizes goons by implying that they are all roleplaying bees. I always said the worst alliance leaders in the game have female avatars.
Is the little goonie alleging that the swarm is not fully characterized by the insect-hive dynamic? Interesting to do so while mindlessly regurgitating monocultural memes in a single sentence... 
A good soldier obeys without question. A good officer commands without doubt.
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:24:00 -
[642]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: warrior swarm voice
ITT Jade demonizes goons by implying that they are all roleplaying bees. I always said the worst alliance leaders in the game have female avatars.
Is the little goonie alleging that the swarm is not fully characterized by the insect-hive dynamic? Interesting to do so while mindlessly regurgitating monocultural memes in a single sentence... 
Why dont you roleplay being a good poster.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:30:00 -
[643]
Originally by: serious sounding insect Why dont you roleplay being a good poster.
I'm quite sure that the previous voice doesn't really understand what those words mean. I've played my sentience detection device over the sentence and its coming up null. For all the independent thought there it might as well be an automatically created complaint letter or hyperspace junk viral signature.
This thread is in serious danger of being pronounced dead.
It needs something that can at least pretend to be alive to represent the swarm-side of the propaganda war.
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:31:00 -
[644]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: warrior swarm voice
ITT Jade demonizes goons by implying that they are all roleplaying bees. I always said the worst alliance leaders in the game have female avatars.
Is the little goonie alleging that the swarm is not fully characterized by the insect-hive dynamic? Interesting to do so while mindlessly regurgitating monocultural memes in a single sentence... 
you are the only person who is roleplaying itt this is getting sort of embarassing to read
wait no it was always embarassing to read
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:34:00 -
[645]
Originally by: random collection of letters swarm voice you are the only person who is roleplaying itt this is getting sort of embarassing to read ... wait no it was always embarassing to read
Again the swarm drone appears not to understand the words it mindlessly reproduces. An observer might note the beginnings of some kind of general failure within the hive mind as it stutters out increasingly desperate and largely meaningless responses to the challenge of grappling with the presence of a sovereign individual personality immune to the power of the submissive monculture.
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:36:00 -
[646]
here is a picture of the pr- camp to redeem this thread a little
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:38:00 -
[647]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: random collection of letters swarm voice you are the only person who is roleplaying itt this is getting sort of embarassing to read ... wait no it was always embarassing to read
Again the swarm drone appears not to understand the words it mindlessly reproduces. An observer might note the beginnings of some kind of general failure within the hive mind as it stutters out increasingly desperate and largely meaningless responses to the challenge of grappling with the presence of a sovereign individual personality immune to the power of the submissive monculture.
i understand exactly what im saying, i roleplay as far as playing an internet spaceship character in an internet roleplaying game but i dont make up a personality for it or larp it all over the internet like you do, splaying my neuroses all over a forum run by ccp in the process in a desperate attempt to seem like a pseudointellectual to a bunch of ***gots that dont understand anything outside of "goodfights ftw lol "
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:38:00 -
[648]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: random collection of letters swarm voice you are the only person who is roleplaying itt this is getting sort of embarassing to read ... wait no it was always embarassing to read
Again the swarm drone appears not to understand the words it mindlessly reproduces. An observer might note the beginnings of some kind of general failure within the hive mind as it stutters out increasingly desperate and largely meaningless responses to the challenge of grappling with the presence of a sovereign individual personality immune to the power of the submissive monculture.
I hear ya, but a question's been asked here and you ain't addressing it. You've been talking a lot and you've got a lot to say, but there's one issue you've been avoiding and it ain't gone away. Where da Kenzogu at? ------------ Coranor you all know i can't stand most of the gbc but while we have them we may as well give them something challenging where they can actually learn a bit Dian fair point |

Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:41:00 -
[649]
Originally by: rather desperate random collection of letters swarmer here is a picture of the pr- camp to redeem this thread a little
This would be approximately:
ABORT ABORT HAVE NO DEFENSE AGAINST THE "JADE" ENTITY MEME BANK EMPTY REQUEST REINFORCEMENT FROM BRAIN GOON ..... ........ ............ REINFORCEMENT DENIED ...... BACKUP SUBROUTINE 0001 "CLAIM OTHERS ACCOMPLISHMENTS FOR THE SWARM" REPRODUCE IMAGE CODE "REFLECTED GLORY" ALL PRAISE THE SWARM.
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Mr Rive
Gallente Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:43:00 -
[650]
youre so funny i coughed up a hair
i bet youre right now chuckling to yourself about how witty you are
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:44:00 -
[651]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
This would be approximately:
ABORT ABORT HAVE NO DEFENSE AGAINST THE "JADE" ENTITY MEME BANK EMPTY REQUEST REINFORCEMENT FROM BRAIN GOON ..... ........ ............ REINFORCEMENT DENIED ...... BACKUP SUBROUTINE 0001 "CLAIM OTHERS ACCOMPLISHMENTS FOR THE SWARM" REPRODUCE IMAGE CODE "REFLECTED GLORY" ALL PRAISE THE SWARM.
or maybe "jade constantine posts a bunch of roleplay **** that i don't want to read maybe someone will enjoy this pretty picture instead of a larper desperately trying to convince everyone every moment of his life for the past 6 years hasn't been a complete waste on roleplaying a terrorist in a videogame"
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:46:00 -
[652]
or maybe posting a jpg of pr- will make you freak out
WHO KNOWS
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:48:00 -
[653]
i am talking to oozoo on icq RIGHT NOW and he says that you act like this irl too
that is sad jade i am sorry that makes me feel sad for you
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Thomina Yorke
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:55:00 -
[654]
Originally by: Jade Constantine This would be approximately:
ABORT ABORT HAVE NO DEFENSE AGAINST THE "JADE" ENTITY MEME BANK EMPTY REQUEST REINFORCEMENT FROM BRAIN GOON ..... ........ ............ REINFORCEMENT DENIED ...... BACKUP SUBROUTINE 0001 "CLAIM OTHERS ACCOMPLISHMENTS FOR THE SWARM" REPRODUCE IMAGE CODE "REFLECTED GLORY" ALL PRAISE THE SWARM.
*purges delve with awesome friends* *watches kenny flail around like a fish out of water* *grimaces at shitty Jade Constaintine posts*
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:56:00 -
[655]
Can someone post a picture of the PR- Station camp? Now that's a glorious picture.
Anyway, I gotta go watch the Man utd game on the tv box, I'll be back asap.
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Thomina Yorke
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:57:00 -
[656]
jade
goonswarm, razor, pl, tcf, zaf and all of those cool dudes with us are purging delve
bob is on the way out
i realize this is traumatizing to you, but you seem to stuck on stage two. remember the five stages:
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance
once you accept reality you will find that the remainder of your life will be much easier to live
god bless you
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Vladic Ka
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:58:00 -
[657]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
This would be approximately:
ABORT ABORT HAVE NO DEFENSE AGAINST THE "BIENG INSIGNIFICANT" ENTITY ROLEPLAY BANK EMPTY REQUEST REINFORCEMENT FROM OTHER RP ***S ..... ........ ............ REINFORCEMENT DENIED ...... BACKUP SUBROUTINE 0001 "POST IN THREADS TO TRY TO BOOST IMAGE" REPRODUCE IMAGE CODE "I GOTS A TITAN BTW" ALL PRAISE THE STAR FRACTION.
fyp
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 16:59:00 -
[658]
Originally by: angry random collection of letters swarm requesting backup!!! i am talking to oozoo on icq RIGHT NOW and he says that you act like this irl too that is sad jade i am sorry that makes me feel sad for you
This one is close to breaking.
Again to translate into the language of the swarm:
WARNING WARNING MEME BANK EMPTY WARNING HOSTILE RHETORIC BREACHING IDIOCY SHIELDS CATEGORIZE ATTACK FORM "WIT" "MOCKERY" "SATIRE" RESPONSE DATABASE QUERY = NO KNOWN EFFECTIVE COUNTERMEASURE WARNING WARNING LAUNCH RANDOM PERSONAL ATTACK BROAD SPECTRUM ATTACK INEFFECTIVE HELP! help! *bzzzzz*zzzt help* (drone terminated)
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:00:00 -
[659]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: angry random collection of letters swarm requesting backup!!! i am talking to oozoo on icq RIGHT NOW and he says that you act like this irl too that is sad jade i am sorry that makes me feel sad for you
This one is close to breaking.
Again to translate into the language of the swarm:
WARNING WARNING MEME BANK EMPTY WARNING HOSTILE RHETORIC BREACHING IDIOCY SHIELDS CATEGORIZE ATTACK FORM "WIT" "MOCKERY" "SATIRE" RESPONSE DATABASE QUERY = NO KNOWN EFFECTIVE COUNTERMEASURE WARNING WARNING LAUNCH RANDOM PERSONAL ATTACK BROAD SPECTRUM ATTACK INEFFECTIVE HELP! help! *bzzzzz*zzzt help* (drone terminated)
im pretty sure im not the one close to breaking here you're the one posting in caps like a lunatic
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:00:00 -
[660]
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 21/02/2009 17:02:11
Originally by: single acronymn posting swarm entity fyp
Ineffective little goonie. Lack of original content = failure.
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:02:00 -
[661]
Edited by: Mister Qwerty on 21/02/2009 17:04:51
Originally by: Montasque Can someone post a picture of the PR- Station camp? Now that's a glorious picture.
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Vladic Ka
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:04:00 -
[662]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Ineffective little goonie. Lack of orginal content = failure.
Ineffective little Kennie. Lack of significance = post more.
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Thomina Yorke
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:06:00 -
[663]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: angry random collection of letters swarm requesting backup!!! i am talking to oozoo on icq RIGHT NOW and he says that you act like this irl too that is sad jade i am sorry that makes me feel sad for you
This one is close to breaking.
Again to translate into the language of the swarm:
WARNING WARNING MEME BANK EMPTY WARNING HOSTILE RHETORIC BREACHING IDIOCY SHIELDS CATEGORIZE ATTACK FORM "WIT" "MOCKERY" "SATIRE" RESPONSE DATABASE QUERY = NO KNOWN EFFECTIVE COUNTERMEASURE WARNING WARNING LAUNCH RANDOM PERSONAL ATTACK BROAD SPECTRUM ATTACK INEFFECTIVE HELP! help! *bzzzzz*zzzt help* (drone terminated)
sorry, what we arguing about again?
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:06:00 -
[664]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 21/02/2009 17:02:11
Originally by: single acronymn posting swarm entity fyp
Ineffective little goonie. Lack of original content = failure.
heh *leans back in chair* *makes 30 paragraph long post about how goon posting is ineffective* *starts posting in caps*
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Mimedar
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:06:00 -
[665]
Damn Jade puts out a lot of words, but in regards to anything he says about 0.0... I mean comeon, consider the source.
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Cannibal BLT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:07:00 -
[666]
Oh Jade, sorry I didn't realize. Don't worry about it man. Hit me up in game if you'd like, I'm here to help. Seriously dude. It sucks but a lot of us go through it.
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Montasque
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:09:00 -
[667]
That picture is AMAZING!
Also I cant believe how bad Jade is getting trolled right now.
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Ommie Wise
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:12:00 -
[668]
I too am an embarrassment to my father when I roleplay a sex slave with his internet friends. I relate to someone in this thread just sayin.
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Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:19:00 -
[669]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: random collection of letters swarm voice you are the only person who is roleplaying itt this is getting sort of embarassing to read ... wait no it was always embarassing to read
Again the swarm drone appears not to understand the words it mindlessly reproduces. An observer might note the beginnings of some kind of general failure within the hive mind as it stutters out increasingly desperate and largely meaningless responses to the challenge of grappling with the presence of a sovereign individual personality immune to the power of the submissive monculture.
*busts out a thesaurus*
*posts to caod*
*leans back*
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Himo Amasacia
Minmatar Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:19:00 -
[670]
Jade, Seriously, you are achieving nothing other than making yourself look like a complete idiot. Let it lie.
"Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdoes both intelligence and skill." -Cicero |
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:21:00 -
[671]
Edited by: Mister Qwerty on 21/02/2009 17:22:13
Originally by: Ahistaja
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: random collection of letters swarm voice you are the only person who is roleplaying itt this is getting sort of embarassing to read ... wait no it was always embarassing to read
Again the swarm drone appears not to understand the words it mindlessly reproduces. An observer might note the beginnings of some kind of general failure within the hive mind as it stutters out increasingly desperate and largely meaningless responses to the challenge of grappling with the presence of a sovereign individual personality immune to the power of the submissive monculture.
*busts out a thesaurus*
*posts to caod*
*leans back*
if you need a thesaurus to make a pompous self-aggrandizing post like that, well...
you aren't very intelligent
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:27:00 -
[672]
Originally by: serious voiced swarmer trying to spin out a defeat Also I cant believe how bad Jade is getting trolled right now.
Ahahah! I've been waiting for this one. Goonie defence to losing on the propaganda forums = (codename) "lets pretend we actually weren't the entity getting its virtual knickers in a twist and we invented this strategy to look silly at a space bbq in 106."
I should point out at this point that a monocultural collective with a penchant for submissive devotion to 3rd hand memes handed out by superior insects has no ability to "troll" or otherwise provoke a conscious sentient being on CAOD.
This I mention for mere Entomological amusement and add it to the rest of my studies of goonswarm behaviour and social norms.
The facet in question is not an individual nor truly aware. Hence it would be ridiculous to consider it with any more than academic interest.
Where emotions are generated consider them simple amusement at the image of 5000 drones failing to win a contest of wits with a single sovereign individual.
But then, nobody really doubted that result did they? 
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:28:00 -
[673]
that is hella words to say NO IM NOT GUYS
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Shinma Apollo
Caldari Shut Up And Play
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:29:00 -
[674]
So, quick question. If anyone besides goonswarm members respond, you'll answer them?
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Itzena
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:36:00 -
[675]
This letter is not a memoir. Nor is it a policy memorandum issued by the government or by a local think tank. Rather, it is an assessment of how in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many otherwise intelligent people continue to believe, thanks to Mr. Jade Constantine, that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous letters: I want to unify our community. Mr. Constantine, in contrast, wants to drive divisive ideological wedges through it. His ebullitions are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause.
How can Mr. Constantine live with himself, knowing that I would be honored to have him oppose anything I supported? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which antagonism is the leitmotif of Mr. Constantine's positions. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that Mr. Constantine's politics are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". He wants to get me thrown in jail. He can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but he does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that if you think about it you'll see that Mr. Constantine's militant fulminations are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, Mr. Constantine's disciples are continuing their quiet work of advancing Mr. Constantine's real goal, which is to prevent people from thinking and visualizing beyond an increasingly psychologically caged existence. In a nutshell, another piece of supporting evidence is that Mr. Jade Constantine has OD'd on sensationalism.
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Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:38:00 -
[676]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: serious voiced swarmer trying to spin out a defeat Also I cant believe how bad Jade is getting trolled right now.
Ahahah! I've been waiting for this one. Goonie defence to losing on the propaganda forums = (codename) "lets pretend we actually weren't the entity getting its virtual knickers in a twist and we invented this strategy to look silly at a space bbq in 106."
I should point out at this point that a monocultural collective with a penchant for submissive devotion to 3rd hand memes handed out by superior insects has no ability to "troll" or otherwise provoke a conscious sentient being on CAOD.
This I mention for mere Entomological amusement and add it to the rest of my studies of goonswarm behaviour and social norms.
The facet in question is not an individual nor truly aware. Hence it would be ridiculous to consider it with any more than academic interest.
Where emotions are generated consider them simple amusement at the image of 5000 drones failing to win a contest of wits with a single sovereign individual.
But then, nobody really doubted that result did they? 
sweet post bro
why aren't you on the csm again?
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:38:00 -
[677]
Originally by: pseudo swarmite with a camoflaged carapace So, quick question. If anyone besides goonswarm members respond, you'll answer them?
The swarm is an entity capable of (mono)culturally colonizing weak-minded external organizations. As a result its influence goes further than the alliance tag.
Fortunately the effect of swarm assimilation/brainwashing is very obvious and the observant commentator can immediately dismiss the attempts of exiled or camoflaged goons in external organizations to pass as sovereign individuals.
This facet's question due to its source is compromised by submissive group-think but has a wider purpose beyond its intention.
So,
I'll happily discuss matters with free individuals free of the goonswarm taint! But I'm quite sure I can spot silly little infiltration attempts and beetles covering themselves with discarded leaf material to make themselves appear other than they are.
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:40:00 -
[678]
Originally by: Itzena This letter is not a memoir. Nor is it a policy memorandum issued by the government or by a local think tank. Rather, it is an assessment of how in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many otherwise intelligent people continue to believe, thanks to Mr. Jade Constantine, that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous letters: I want to unify our community. Mr. Constantine, in contrast, wants to drive divisive ideological wedges through it. His ebullitions are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause.
How can Mr. Constantine live with himself, knowing that I would be honored to have him oppose anything I supported? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which antagonism is the leitmotif of Mr. Constantine's positions. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that Mr. Constantine's politics are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". He wants to get me thrown in jail. He can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but he does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that if you think about it you'll see that Mr. Constantine's militant fulminations are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, Mr. Constantine's disciples are continuing their quiet work of advancing Mr. Constantine's real goal, which is to prevent people from thinking and visualizing beyond an increasingly psychologically caged existence. In a nutshell, another piece of supporting evidence is that Mr. Jade Constantine has OD'd on sensationalism.
holy ****ing lol
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: pseudo swarmite with a camoflaged carapace So, quick question. If anyone besides goonswarm members respond, you'll answer them?
The swarm is an entity capable of (mono)culturally colonizing weak-minded external organizations. As a result its influence goes further than the alliance tag.
Fortunately the effect of swarm assimilation/brainwashing is very obvious and the observant commentator can immediately dismiss the attempts of exiled or camoflaged goons in external organizations to pass as sovereign individuals.
This facet's question due to its source is compromised by submissive group-think but has a wider purpose beyond its intention.
So,
I'll happily discuss matters with free individuals free of the goonswarm taint! But I'm quite sure I can spot silly little infiltration attempts and beetles covering themselves with discarded leaf material to make themselves appear other than they are.
that is hella words to say "not really"
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:41:00 -
[679]
Originally by: desperate drone falling back on ancient defence codename "random junk letter generator" This letter is not a memoir. Nor is it a policy memorandum issued by the government or by a local think tank. Rather, it is an assessment of how in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many otherwise intelligent people continue to believe, thanks to Mr. Jade Constantine, that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous letters: I want to unify our community. Mr. Constantine, in contrast, wants to drive divisive ideological wedges through it. His ebullitions are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause.
How can Mr. Constantine live with himself, knowing that I would be honored to have him oppose anything I supported? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which antagonism is the leitmotif of Mr. Constantine's positions. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that Mr. Constantine's politics are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". He wants to get me thrown in jail. He can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but he does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that if you think about it you'll see that Mr. Constantine's militant fulminations are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, Mr. Constantine's disciples are continuing their quiet work of advancing Mr. Constantine's real goal, which is to prevent people from thinking and visualizing beyond an increasingly psychologically caged existence. In a nutshell, another piece of supporting evidence is that Mr. Jade Constantine has OD'd on sensationalism.
Fascinating that the mindless creatures of the hive seem to believe they can pass as individual sentient identities by using automatic letter generators.
A little sad perhaps - its a bit like seeing little dogs trying to stand on their hind legs or wearing their master's spectacles to look more human.
Next time little goonie 
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Thomina Yorke
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:42:00 -
[680]
my name is mister jade constantine, also known as mister ****ie pants
i post large words in an attempt to troll goonswarm. in reality i look like i'm spergin' the **** out and making an ass of myself.
band of brothers continues to lose space but i will continue to post like a stuckup prepboy because my cognitive dissonance disallows me from seeing the truth: that bob is dying and there isn't a damn thing i can do about it.
i'm not sure what i can do except post in caps with large words like "linguistics" or "anal prolapse" but i'll be damned if i stop now!!!
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Swinton Wolsoncroft
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:44:00 -
[681]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Fascinating that the mindless creatures of the hive seem to believe they can pass as individual sentient identities by using automatic letter generators.
A little sad perhaps - its a bit like seeing little dogs trying to stand on their hind legs or wearing their master's spectacles to look more human.
Next time little goonie 
For one thing, the systematic use of complex symbols cannot be arbitrary in the strong generative capacity of the theory. On the other hand, relational information can be defined in such a way as to impose the extended c-command discussed in connection with (34). Conversely, the fundamental error of regarding functional notions as categorial is unspecified with respect to nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. So far, this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features is rather different from the system of base rules exclusive of the lexicon. Let us continue to suppose that the appearance of parasitic gaps in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary extraction appears to correlate rather closely with a corpus of utterance tokens upon which conformity has been defined by the paired utterance test.
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:45:00 -
[682]
SEDITIONIST HEATHEN INSURRECTIONIST
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:46:00 -
[683]
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 21/02/2009 17:46:25
Originally by: apparently angry swarm entity - chittering its mandibles fiercely!
i post large words in an attempt to troll goonswarm. in reality i look like i'm spergin' the **** out and making an ass of myself.
Outdated memes? Desperate attempt to walk lockstep with the groupthink monoculture?
Nothing really new here, but note the attitude behind the language. Definitely respresentative of an enhanced threat awareness in the hive.
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:47:00 -
[684]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: apparently angry swarm entity - chittering its mandibles fiercely!
i post large words in an attempt to troll goonswarm. in reality i look like i'm spergin' the **** out and making an ass of myself.
Outdated memes? Desperate attempt to walk lockstep with the groupthink monoculture?
Nothing really new here, but note the attitude behind the language. Definitely respresentative on an enhanced threat awareness in the hive.
enhanced heathen/insurrectionist/seditionist threat in delve: ACTIVE
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Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:49:00 -
[685]
guys, imma open a fyad themed brothel in delve two weeks from today. i can get some curvy goonettes to e-cyber-chat on TS for isk and have some e-liquor and boosters on tap too
then i'll go hurf-blurf on caod and hopefully lobby on behalf of hurf-blurf issues when i get elected to the csm
it'll be p. sweet
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Thomina Yorke
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:49:00 -
[686]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Nothing really new here, but note the attitude behind the language. Definitely respresentative of an enhanced threat awareness in the hive.
actually im not really in an enhanced threat awareness at the moment
drinking coffee, stylin my hair, that kind of thing
then i'll be going out to meet up with a couple of friends and come back tonight to see that goonswarm just purged like another 40 or 50 or howeverthefuck many towers from delve again
that'll feel pretty good
i suggest that you stop spergin', go meditate or something, and accept that bob is dying and there isnt anything you can do about it
cause i really dont wish physical harm on anyone, and posting for so long using so many big words must be tiring on your dainty little hands
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Academion
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:49:00 -
[687]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 21/02/2009 17:46:25
Originally by: apparently angry swarm entity - chittering its mandibles fiercely!
i post large words in an attempt to troll goonswarm. in reality i look like i'm spergin' the **** out and making an ass of myself.
Outdated memes? Desperate attempt to walk lockstep with the groupthink monoculture?
Nothing really new here, but note the attitude behind the language. Definitely respresentative of an enhanced threat awareness in the hive.
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Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:51:00 -
[688]
AHH!!   IT'S PAEDOBEAR  
*hides under the bed*
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:53:00 -
[689]
Originally by: close to breaking goon A
Originally by: fallen back on failed posting tactic goon B This letter is not a memoir. Nor is it a policy memorandum issued by the government or by a local think tank. Rather, it is an assessment of how in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many otherwise intelligent people continue to believe, thanks to Mr. Jade Constantine, that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous letters: I want to unify our community. Mr. Constantine, in contrast, wants to drive divisive ideological wedges through it. His ebullitions are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause.
How can Mr. Constantine live with himself, knowing that I would be honored to have him oppose anything I supported? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which antagonism is the leitmotif of Mr. Constantine's positions. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that Mr. Constantine's politics are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". He wants to get me thrown in jail. He can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but he does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that if you think about it you'll see that Mr. Constantine's militant fulminations are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, Mr. Constantine's disciples are continuing their quiet work of advancing Mr. Constantine's real goal, which is to prevent people from thinking and visualizing beyond an increasingly psychologically caged existence. In a nutshell, another piece of supporting evidence is that Mr. Jade Constantine has OD'd on sensationalism.
holy ****ing lol
Hmmm, this exhibit would appear to be "close to breaking goon A" believing that the product of an ancient automatic complaint letter generator was actually composed by goon B.
Once again demonstrates rather graphically that the monoculture of the hive has no specific role for the character traits "common sense, discernment" or indeed "raw intelligence."
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Azeneth Mannerheim
Amarr United Amarr Templar Legion Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:54:00 -
[690]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: close to breaking goon A
Originally by: fallen back on failed posting tactic goon B This letter is not a memoir. Nor is it a policy memorandum issued by the government or by a local think tank. Rather, it is an assessment of how in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many otherwise intelligent people continue to believe, thanks to Mr. Jade Constantine, that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous letters: I want to unify our community. Mr. Constantine, in contrast, wants to drive divisive ideological wedges through it. His ebullitions are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause.
How can Mr. Constantine live with himself, knowing that I would be honored to have him oppose anything I supported? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which antagonism is the leitmotif of Mr. Constantine's positions. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that Mr. Constantine's politics are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". He wants to get me thrown in jail. He can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but he does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that if you think about it you'll see that Mr. Constantine's militant fulminations are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, Mr. Constantine's disciples are continuing their quiet work of advancing Mr. Constantine's real goal, which is to prevent people from thinking and visualizing beyond an increasingly psychologically caged existence. In a nutshell, another piece of supporting evidence is that Mr. Jade Constantine has OD'd on sensationalism.
holy ****ing lol
Hmmm, this exhibit would appear to be "close to breaking goon A" believing that the product of an ancient automatic complaint letter generator was actually composed by goon B.
Once again demonstrates rather graphically that the monoculture of the hive has no specific role for the character traits "common sense, discernment" or indeed "raw intelligence."
Whats wrong with you? 
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:54:00 -
[691]
i am refereeing swinton and welton having a duel in the bottom bubble on pr- station i think you were wrong about the enhanced threat awareness of the "hive" jade
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Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:54:00 -
[692]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: close to breaking goon A
Originally by: fallen back on failed posting tactic goon B This letter is not a memoir. Nor is it a policy memorandum issued by the government or by a local think tank. Rather, it is an assessment of how in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many otherwise intelligent people continue to believe, thanks to Mr. Jade Constantine, that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous letters: I want to unify our community. Mr. Constantine, in contrast, wants to drive divisive ideological wedges through it. His ebullitions are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause.
How can Mr. Constantine live with himself, knowing that I would be honored to have him oppose anything I supported? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which antagonism is the leitmotif of Mr. Constantine's positions. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that Mr. Constantine's politics are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". He wants to get me thrown in jail. He can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but he does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that if you think about it you'll see that Mr. Constantine's militant fulminations are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, Mr. Constantine's disciples are continuing their quiet work of advancing Mr. Constantine's real goal, which is to prevent people from thinking and visualizing beyond an increasingly psychologically caged existence. In a nutshell, another piece of supporting evidence is that Mr. Jade Constantine has OD'd on sensationalism.
holy ****ing lol
Hmmm, this exhibit would appear to be "close to breaking goon A" believing that the product of an ancient automatic complaint letter generator was actually composed by goon B.
Once again demonstrates rather graphically that the monoculture of the hive has no specific role for the character traits "common sense, discernment" or indeed "raw intelligence."
mlyp
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Ommie Wise
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:55:00 -
[693]
Edited by: Ommie Wise on 21/02/2009 17:56:36
Originally by: Ahistaja guys, imma open a fyad themed brothel in delve two weeks from today. i can get some curvy goonettes to e-cyber-chat on TS for isk and have some e-liquor and boosters on tap too
then i'll go hurf-blurf on caod and hopefully lobby on behalf of hurf-blurf issues when i get elected to the csm
it'll be p. sweet
Man if I was someone in this thread doing that right now, I bet my mother would be proud of me being an internet spaceships hooker.
This is why goons win cultural victories.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:56:00 -
[694]
Originally by: fan of the male form swarm entity
Damn thats one sexy guy 
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Zeph1rus
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:57:00 -
[695]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 21/02/2009 17:46:25
Originally by: apparently angry swarm entity - chittering its mandibles fiercely!
i post large words in an attempt to troll goonswarm. in reality i look like i'm spergin' the **** out and making an ass of myself.
Outdated memes? Desperate attempt to walk lockstep with the groupthink monoculture?
Nothing really new here, but note the attitude behind the language. Definitely respresentative of an enhanced threat awareness in the hive.
You do know that there isn't a contest for worst posting on eve-o, right? You can you know, stop posting. In fact please god stop posting.
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Thomina Yorke
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:57:00 -
[696]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Once again demonstrates rather graphically that the monoculture of the hive has no specific role for the character traits "common sense, discernment" or indeed "raw intelligence."
you play an internet spaceship game, wasting the breif moment of time that you have been gifted in this world by altering what amounts to 1's and 0's on a server in london england. you put hundreds of hours of your life into this game for no reward, quietly marching to your grave with every keystroke, refusing to see your own coffin in the far future getting closer and closer until you die from old age and cease to exist. we all do it. it is the definition of insanity.
don't you tell us about intelligence or common sense. we're all mad here.
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:58:00 -
[697]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Hmmm, this exhibit would appear to be "close to breaking goon A" believing that the product of an ancient automatic complaint letter generator was actually composed by goon B.
Once again demonstrates rather graphically that the monoculture of the hive has no specific role for the character traits "common sense, discernment" or indeed "raw intelligence."
or i could be commenting on how much an automatic complaint generator post looks like a jade constantine post
but it is probably better for your ego to believe what you posted im sorry jade
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:07:00 -
[698]
Originally by: Deluded we're not really that SERIOUS BUSINESS swarm entity you play an internet spaceship game, wasting the breif moment of time that you have been gifted in this world by altering what amounts to 1's and 0's on a server in london england. you put hundreds of hours of your life into this game for no reward, quietly marching to your grave with every keystroke, refusing to see your own coffin in the far future getting closer and closer until you die from old age and cease to exist. we all do it. it is the definition of insanity. don't you tell us about intelligence or common sense. we're all mad here.
The difference might well be that while the swarmers are out camping empty space and listening to the brain goons talking about ultimate final victories in ideological crusades and erecting the greatest number of pointless bubbles and towers in the history of the new eden cluster, I will shortly be going planetside to a little party with some good friends and fine food and drink and leaving the swarm to compose its next responses to greet me when I come back pleasantly fed and nicely inebriated later on in the night.
Or perhaps, its just that I've never made the rank of:
SENIOR ANALYST in the Eve Institute for Self Important Spaceship Spies and Forum Sneaks.
Something like that little insect. 
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Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:07:00 -
[699]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: fan of the male form swarm entity
Damn thats one sexy guy 
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Vladic Ka
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:08:00 -
[700]
So anyways. Where is kenny?
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:17:00 -
[701]
Originally by: Mister Qwerty very close to breaking swarm entity now with an almost plaintive tone
or i could be commenting on how much an automatic complaint generator post looks like a jade constantine post
It shouldn't use the word "I" to describe groupthink - its essentially meaningless. As indeed is asking an individual mind to believe that a goon is capable of telling automatic letter garbage from actual writing. Just isn't credible.
Quote: also how is goonfleet a hive mentality when we come within inches of civil war every 6 months
Because the hive has no capacity for independent thought. All its language is provided from above in the monocultural hierarchy. Any attempt to express individuality is trodden on and the weak-minded drones are beaten into a submissive and pliant insect cult by the leaders. This is clearly evident by the posting in this thread for example. More than 20 pages of utter drivel from the swarm. Not a single coherent thought, not a single glimmer of individualism. All must submit to the meme's provided you. It is in essence a dehumanising cult that buries any last fragments of individual existence beneath an endless torrent of cliche, sterotype, and lockstep adherence to the will of stronger insects.
What the goons might refer too as "civil war" is simply the eternal process of weeding out those voices that become distant from the chorus. Submission is your god. Failure to submit is a threat to the powers that be. It cannot be allowed and execution of the dissidents is called "civil war" to foster a false image of internal revolution.
But this is known to the swarm and no voice can be raised against from within.
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Kathy Briggs
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:18:00 -
[702]
Edited by: Kathy Briggs on 21/02/2009 18:18:55
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Mister Qwerty very close to breaking swarm entity now with an almost plaintive tone
or i could be commenting on how much an automatic complaint generator post looks like a jade constantine post
It shouldn't use the word "I" to describe groupthink - its essentially meaningless. As indeed is asking an individual mind to believe that a goon is capable of telling automatic letter garbage from actual writing. Just isn't credible.
Quote: also how is goonfleet a hive mentality when we come within inches of civil war every 6 months
Because the hive has no capacity for independent thought. All its language is provided from above in the monocultural hierarchy. Any attempt to express individuality is trodden on and the weak-minded drones are beaten into a submissive and pliant insect cult by the leaders. This is clearly evident by the posting in this thread for example. More than 20 pages of utter drivel from the swarm. Not a single coherent thought, not a single glimmer of individualism. All must submit to the meme's provided you. It is in essence a dehumanising cult that buries any last fragments of individual existence beneath an endless torrent of cliche, sterotype, and lockstep adherence to the will of stronger insects.
What the goons might refer too as "civil war" is simply the eternal process of weeding out those voices that become distant from the chorus. Submission is your god. Failure to submit is a threat to the powers that be. It cannot be allowed and execution of the dissidents is called "civil war" to foster a false image of internal revolution.
But this is known to the swarm and no voice can be raised against from within.
*masturb8s furiously to self perceived cleverness*
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Ommie Wise
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:19:00 -
[703]
itt we prostitute for pretend money
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JeanPaul Sartre
Amarr THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:19:00 -
[704]
Originally by: Vladic Ka So anyways. Where is kenny?
shut up and camp. --
Quote: If a victory is told in detail, one can no longer distinguish it from a defeat.
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:22:00 -
[705]
my god ive been rp character assassinated to death
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:23:00 -
[706]
Anyway goonies - was nice humiliating you utterly. I'll leave you now for the evening and you might profitably use the time to generate some more attack strategies and try to figure out a way to upset or annoy this damned individual who is making the collective hive look so bad on the politics and discussions forum.
For my part I've enjoyed dissecting those insects who volunteered to be torn apart by superior wit and cutting analysis (NOT ANALYSIS) on this thread.
Ta ta for now!
Toodle-pip! 
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Daviclond
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:34:00 -
[707]
Edited by: Daviclond on 21/02/2009 18:34:02
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Anyway goonies - was nice humiliating you utterly. I'll leave you now for the evening and you might profitably use the time to generate some more attack strategies and try to figure out a way to upset or annoy this damned individual who is making the collective hive look so bad on the politics and discussions forum.
For my part I've enjoyed dissecting those insects who volunteered to be torn apart by superior wit and cutting analysis (NOT ANALYSIS) on this thread.
Ta ta for now!
Toodle-pip! 
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:35:00 -
[708]
I pity the mod that has to remove the off topic posts here. Imagine having to go back over 20 pages of Jade talking to himself.
Just a reminder, the Topic is asking where the alliance Kenny has vanished to.
Its been a week now with PR- station perma bubbled, and no attempt to break out Hi, my name is Flinx, and I am a recovering nano***
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:36:00 -
[709]
nws ------------ Coranor you all know i can't stand most of the gbc but while we have them we may as well give them something challenging where they can actually learn a bit Dian fair point |

Itzena
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:40:00 -
[710]
Originally by: Daviclond Edited by: Daviclond on 21/02/2009 18:34:02
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Anyway goonies - was nice humiliating you utterly. I'll leave you now for the evening and you might profitably use the time to generate some more attack strategies and try to figure out a way to upset or annoy this damned individual who is making the collective hive look so bad on the politics and discussions forum.
For my part I've enjoyed dissecting those insects who volunteered to be torn apart by superior wit and cutting analysis (NOT ANALYSIS) on this thread.
Ta ta for now!
Toodle-pip! 
Is that Odo from Deep Space 9 in a wig?
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Max Mekker
Caldari Viper Intel Squad Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:43:00 -
[711]
Originally by: Flinx Evenstar Just a reminder, the Topic is asking where the alliance Kenny has vanished to.
I think they were crushed under the weight of Jades breas-... erm... I mean rhetoric. So, perhaps if you leaned Jade to the side and picked a fold (of rhetoric) you would find Kenny hiding there?
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Koronos
Minmatar Interstellar eXodus Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:49:00 -
[712]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Anyway goonies - was nice humiliating you utterly. I'll leave you now for the evening and you might profitably use the time to generate some more attack strategies and try to figure out a way to upset or annoy this damned individual who is making the collective hive look so bad on the politics and discussions forum.
For my part I've enjoyed dissecting those insects who volunteered to be torn apart by superior wit and cutting analysis (NOT ANALYSIS) on this thread.
Ta ta for now!
Toodle-pip! 
Pleasure watching you work Jade.
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Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:54:00 -
[713]
Edited by: Tyrrax Thorrk on 21/02/2009 18:54:14
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Seriously you actually believe sov 3 and titans make space impregnable ? BoB losing sov was the catalyst of their defeat, but that alone would never have been enough if they hadn't quite simply been worse than their opposition, much much worse, understandable really with the morale and participation drops caused by their string of failures preceding this particular delve invasion (and following it)
Mmmmhmmm, I understand it much better for the honour and reputation of those involved in this campaign if they attribute their victory to morale failings, bad leadership, poor fcs, institutional corruption, whatever and whatever - anything in fact except the uncomfortable inconvenient truth that its pretty much all down to a director throwing a sulk and pressing "self destruct alliance." And (as I have argued below) that IS the only way in the current state of the game to take space from a competant entity.
This constitutes what you consider a serious reply to a non-goon ?
I'm not involved in the campaign in any way shape or form except as an interested observer. Why don't you try actually responding to my statements instead of to ranting about your delusional fantasy world where losing sov automatically means your alliance has no chance even with approximately equal numbers and with home ground advantage. (ship stockpiles etc)
PS; it's spelled competent, but i guess that's an alien concept to you. PPS; you look like an even bigger idiot in this thread 7 pages later, hard as that is to imagine.
Maybe you should stick to roleplaying a girl and having cybersex with random people in la maison de tous les plaisirs instead of humiliating yourself on CAOD.
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:58:00 -
[714]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Edited by: Tyrrax Thorrk on 21/02/2009 18:54:14 This constitutes what you consider a serious reply to a non-goon ?
I'm not involved in the campaign in any way shape or form except as an interested observer. Why don't you try actually responding to my statements instead of to ranting about your delusional fantasy world where losing sov automatically means your alliance has no chance even with approximately equal numbers and with home ground advantage. (ship stockpiles etc)
PS; it's spelled competent, but i guess that's an alien concept to you. PPS; you look like an even bigger idiot in this thread 7 pages later, hard as that is to imagine.
Maybe you should stick to roleplaying a girl and having cybersex with random people in la maison de tous les plaisirs instead of humiliating yourself on CAOD.
well, dude, i know you are smarter than to ever expect a real reply from jade constantine, but did you really expect him to reply to you in a meaningful manner? one page ago he was posting in all caps and freaking out then saying he was the puppetmaster, i mean... its jade constantine
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Lina Jakiri
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 19:02:00 -
[715]
Do the moderators have to read everything that Jade writes?
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Cannibal BLT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 19:06:00 -
[716]
Originally by: Mister Qwerty but it is probably better for your ego to believe what you posted im sorry jade
also how is goonfleet a hive mentality when we come within inches of civil war every 6 months
I haven't read any of Jade's posts for the last few pages, however if he's still going on about goon individuality and ignoring posts, please make sure he's reminded that going "wah! I'm not replying to goons because they're highlighting my logical dissonance!" is the forum equivalent to:- a 6 year old crying about not being fair and threatening to going home
- failing to take 0.0 space, then whining for nearly two years about game changes that must be made
- being middle aged yet unemployed. for years.
You could say it's... very telling.
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 19:11:00 -
[717]
Originally by: Cannibal BLT You could say it's... very telling.
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Berious
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.21 19:24:00 -
[718]
Originally by: Lina Jakiri Do the moderators have to read everything that Jade writes?
It's a little know fact that's why we don't have volunteer mods anymore.
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 19:26:00 -
[719]
Edited by: Mister Qwerty on 21/02/2009 19:26:37
Originally by: Berious
Originally by: Lina Jakiri Do the moderators have to read everything that Jade writes?
It's a little know fact that's why we don't have volunteer mods anymore.
whats goin on berious my old delta sqadron buddy  unless you arent the same person n e mo
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Berious
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.21 19:31:00 -
[720]
Originally by: Mister Qwerty Edited by: Mister Qwerty on 21/02/2009 19:26:37
Originally by: Berious
Originally by: Lina Jakiri Do the moderators have to read everything that Jade writes?
It's a little know fact that's why we don't have volunteer mods anymore.
whats goin on berious my old delta sqadron buddy  unless you arent the same person n e mo
Just killing endless Kenny towers without a peep of resistance, the usual. Also always the same Berious. :)
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Brobuck
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 19:32:00 -
[721]
Originally by: Jade Constantine All must submit to the meme's provided you. It is in essence a dehumanising cult that buries any last fragments of individual existence beneath an endless torrent of cliche, sterotype, and lockstep adherence to the will of stronger insects.
This actually sounds pretty good, where do I sign up?
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Mister Qwerty
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 19:38:00 -
[722]
Originally by: Berious
Originally by: Mister Qwerty Edited by: Mister Qwerty on 21/02/2009 19:26:37
Originally by: Berious
Originally by: Lina Jakiri Do the moderators have to read everything that Jade writes?
It's a little know fact that's why we don't have volunteer mods anymore.
whats goin on berious my old delta sqadron buddy  unless you arent the same person n e mo
Just killing endless Kenny towers without a peep of resistance, the usual. Also always the same Berious. :)
that is good to know  yah im just sittin here in a heretic outside the pr- station anchoring some medium bubbles i bought on a whim last night cuz you know the more the merrier
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Xollst
Caldari Phoibe Enterprises SOLAR WING
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Posted - 2009.02.21 21:17:00 -
[723]
hm. i spent 2 hours of my life reading the first 20 pages of this thread.. (too much time on my hands)
and the only bit of information i picked up from the entire thing was that i learned what "tl;dr" means. and in all honesty i didn't learn that here either, i had to use google x_x
coincidentally, it's quite applicable to this thread :p
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 21:20:00 -
[724]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
The difference might well be that while the swarmers are out camping empty space and listening to the brain goons talking about ultimate final victories in ideological crusades and erecting the greatest number of pointless bubbles and towers in the history of the new eden cluster, I will shortly be going planetside to a little party with some good friends and fine food and drink and leaving the swarm to compose its next responses to greet me when I come back pleasantly fed and nicely inebriated later on in the night.
Or perhaps, its just that I've never made the rank of:
SENIOR ANALYST in the Eve Institute for Self Important Spaceship Spies and Forum Sneaks.
Something like that little insect. 
wow he really got to you, you're still posting about it
actually this isn't a surprise given how fragile and transparent you are
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 21:22:00 -
[725]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 20/02/2009 15:42:19
I imagine it must be quite frustrating for those goons that occasionally try to fakepost an attempt at logical entrapment to be submerged in the general morass of hooting and braying and illiterate grunts of their fellows. If nobody ever takes a single thing the swarm says seriously how can you troll pubbies?
There are two boss-creatures in the swarm I might respond to seriously. Nothing else there is worthy of being viewed as an individual. If I believed there was much in the way of individual cognizance beneath the moronic behaviour I might have more empathy for the plight of the poor misunderstood intellectual goons but unfortunately I don't.
Parroting the words and terminology of other sentients doesn't buy you a seat at the table of debate. Show the faintest glimmering suggestion of independent thought from below the collective groupthink and this might change - but I won't be holding my breath.
wow look at dat purple prose
look, abusing a thesaurus won't convince anyone who isn't already an idiot that you're intelligent
the problem, of course, is that in your average post you use a lot of :words: to call someone a butte, and if someone calls you the same minus the exercise in florid pseudointellectuallism you complain to the mods
this is actually the only thread i've had any of my posts moderated on since the terrible isd volunteers were put to the sword.
doesn't matter though son, your buddies in rkk (+10 for all eternity~~~) are suffering and all the words in the world won't change that
let me just move dis over here to page 25~
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 21:49:00 -
[726]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 20/02/2009 15:42:19
I imagine it must be quite frustrating for those goons that occasionally try to fakepost an attempt at logical entrapment to be submerged in the general morass of hooting and braying and illiterate grunts of their fellows. If nobody ever takes a single thing the swarm says seriously how can you troll pubbies?
There are two boss-creatures in the swarm I might respond to seriously. Nothing else there is worthy of being viewed as an individual. If I believed there was much in the way of individual cognizance beneath the moronic behaviour I might have more empathy for the plight of the poor misunderstood intellectual goons but unfortunately I don't.
Parroting the words and terminology of other sentients doesn't buy you a seat at the table of debate. Show the faintest glimmering suggestion of independent thought from below the collective groupthink and this might change - but I won't be holding my breath.
wow look at dat purple prose
look, abusing a thesaurus won't convince anyone who isn't already an idiot that you're intelligent
the problem, of course, is that in your average post you use a lot of :words: to call someone a butte, and if someone calls you the same minus the exercise in florid pseudointellectuallism you complain to the mods
this is actually the only thread i've had any of my posts moderated on since the terrible isd volunteers were put to the sword.
doesn't matter though son, your buddies in rkk (+10 for all eternity~~~) are suffering and all the words in the world won't change that
let me just move dis over here to page 25~
Mittani don't give him any hints on how the majority of people perceive his posts, he might become a little less ignorant and narcissistic which would ruin the comedy of it.
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 21:54:00 -
[727]
Due to my ability to analyze Jade's posting and predict his responses (thereby making him sperg out) I've been promoted to Chief Senior Analyst at EIIST. Thank you Jade! I've now become even more important in the internet spaceship MMO community than you!
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Vinata
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 21:55:00 -
[728]
Although really, all someone has to do to become more important than Jade is to log into 0.0 and shoot other people in 0.0, so that's not saying much.
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 22:06:00 -
[729]
I come back 10 pages later and Jade still can't write anything worth reading due to falling for every troll.
Originally by: Orosinii Devian 666 - your concept of ideologies and their presence or apparent lack of 'ability to be' present in eve is wrong. Ideologies are not just confined to politics but are present in everyday life; everyday life includes the gathering together of a diverse ethnic concentrated playerbase in MMO. Please see the attached excert from the WIKI:
[i]In public discussions, certain ideas arise more commonly than others. Often people with diverse backgrounds and interests may find themselves thinking alike in startling ways. Social scientists might explain this phenomenon as evidence of ideologies.
Dominant ideologies appear as "neutral", holding to assumptions that are largely unchallenged. Meanwhile, all other ideologies that differ from the dominant ideology are seen as radical, no matter what the content of their actual vision may be. The philosopher Michel Foucault wrote about the concept of apparent ideological neutrality. Ideology is not the same thing as philosophy. Philosophy is a way of living life, while ideology is an almost ideal way of life for society. Some attribute to ideology positive characteristics like vigor and fervor, or negative features like excessive certitude and fundamentalist rigor.
Maybe the current dominant ideology is the growing distate of 'goons in space' due to the failing attempt of Goonswarm to influence their ideologies on this forum and thus in Eve.
Happy to discuss
Oros - & Kenny I hope you make them burn for attempting to take Delve ...
So there are some factions trying to push their "dominant ideologies" onto others within eve. This "growing distaste" is not new.
This interpretation would suggest that Band of Brothers was an ideological organisation within eve with the "There are no goons". The problem with this ideology is that it started out false and continued to be false. In fact this ideology lead to the catastrophic failure with the resultant "There is no BoB".
This case study would suggest that the use of ideologies within the game environment of eve online will certainly lead to a complete failure. Perhaps people should just have fun instead. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Kiko Goatbiter
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.21 22:08:00 -
[730]
No just dismissing one of the myriad voices of the endlessly repetitious swarm. I pick and choose which voice to respond to dear, you can't expect me to treat all 5000 of you like individuals - in essence you are a hive mind, I respond to one I respond to all
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Forsell
Caldari THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.21 22:56:00 -
[731]
Originally by: Kiko Goatbiter No just dismissing one of the myriad voices of the endlessly repetitious swarm. I pick and choose which voice to respond to dear, you can't expect me to treat all 5000 of you like individuals - in essence you are a hive mind, I respond to one I respond to all
A quote comes to mind:
"We are the Borg"
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LadyBluntsalot
Minmatar Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.02.21 22:58:00 -
[732]
goons are more like snot shot clones only terrible
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CCP Mitnal
Minmatar C C P CCP

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Posted - 2009.02.21 23:02:00 -
[733]
Locked.
Thread has moved off-topic.
Mitnal Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Email |
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