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Leowen Industrial Giants	Posted - 2009.10.16 12:52:00 - [1] Well after a few months of cashing out (>8m T2 components took a while to shift!), I only have a handful of T2 prints left but now have just over 1,000,000,000,000 ISK cash. Yay! But errrr what now? I don't play much so I won't be doing anything at all high-maintenance. I want lots of ideas please, so to that end I will pay a 1B ISK prize to the best idea per page on this thread. Best might not be most profitable, it might be easiest, most innovative, most outrageous, most vindictive, or just plain most funny! Bring on the ideas. Oh, and if you believe yourself to have a truly genius idea that can make oodles of money, feel free to mail me privately in-game. You have nothing but my word that if I use it I will reward you handsomely, and if I don't I won't mention it to anyone else.
RaTTuS BIG Libertas Fidelitas	Posted - 2009.10.16 12:55:00 - [2] 1) Bail out ebank umm not sure really TBH -- 3 Titans Lottery EB \| Capital
Ray McCormack Kisoken Innovations	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:01:00 - [3] I'd beg for forgiveness for having that much capital liquid. It goes against every Caldari bone in my body. Titan BPC Auction \| Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Sp4m Gallente Integrity.	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:07:00 - [4] Buy a titan. ??? Profit <a href="https://eve-search.com/externalLink.asp?l=http%3A%2F%2Fgallente%2Enet%3Fa%3Dpilot%5Fdetail%26plt%5Fid%3D39785"><img src="http://gallente.net?a=sig&i=39785&s=myrmidon"></a>
Sub Trader	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:08:00 - [5] think up some novel ways to give some away through puzzles and luck ect... what would I do, pay for my account for 100 years with gtc
Isskaar Jarak	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:08:00 - [6] Hire the top 4-5 merc corps to go to war with each other for a month.
Dethmourne Silvermane Gallente Ceptacemia Systematic-Chaos	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:09:00 - [7] I'd buy up freighters, they've been a lot lower lately than I've seen them in 2 years of playing EVE, and they're probably market manip capable.
Akita T Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:11:00 - [8] Originally by: Leowen But errrr what now? I don't play much so I won't be doing anything at all high-maintenance. Why not mess with the pre-patch markets ? _ We are recruiting \| Beginer's ISK making guide \| Manufacturer's helper
Virtual Girlfriend	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:12:00 - [9] Get some friends together, get titan or two (and characters), blow up station hugging capitals in lowsec. Keep going at it until you lose said titans or people become too afraid to play the station games.
Regis Nex	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:16:00 - [10] It never hurts to help new players enjoy this game with a little financial boost. This would in turn make them stay longer = more consumers for your future T2 products. Go to new player schools and give out free BS to all week old toons. Booboo Bear Pew Pew

Ivy Brookdale	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:17:00 - [11] I'd create a new thread on eve forum and encourage people to generate 1000 pages of responses, paying 1bn on each page.
Bucky O'Hair Minmatar The Undead Righteous Knights	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:24:00 - [12] Go to Jita, and buy everything. Then move it all to a low sec system. Then sit back and watch the carnage. Awaiting my billion isk.... Bucky O'Hair. "Let's Croak Some Toads"
Maiev Satellizer	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:26:00 - [13] You can buy the Veldnought, Raven State Issues Silver magnate and the rarest ships in EVE (Tourney prize ships) and display it up to awe everyone. For having THEM ALL!!!!
LaVista Vista Conservative Shenanigans Party	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:27:00 - [14] It depends. How many accounts do you have available? I should probably be posting these ideas over a few pages in order to have a better chance for the 1bill's. But hey! Here's some crazy ideas that might be fun, even if not profitable. 1. Cause enough of an impact on the market to be mentioned(Even if indirectly) in a QEN. 2. Attempt to stop supplies of high-end moon minerals to enter Jita. 3. Buy enough accounts to get onto the CSM, or somebody you want on there. Slightly more profit-orinated ideas: 1. Buy a ****-ton of freighter and mother-ship blueprints, research and copy them! 2. Sell Capital BPO-sets that allows people to get straight into building Capitals, with optimal ME and PE on them. 3. Fund a micro-loan service to somebody you trust. If done right, it will help the EVE economy and turn you a slight profit. Might have more crazy ideas later.
elviena	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:31:00 - [15] Start a new MARKET Location... Think we are all sick of Jita and Rens as the main hubs of commerce.... Might I suggest Trer... Shoot You could buy everything from Rens and Jita Contract to a system close to your heart and now you have your own market in your private system.
cisea Unknown Soldiers Cult of War	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:39:00 - [16] eves largest lottery. buy and sell at the super capital ship level start your own trader/market corp with a good friend (due to time constraints on your part) and invest the money into the corp and do what your doing at a larger level all over eve with many different characters. obtain some more pricey mods/ships and sell them at a higher price (come expansion due to changes and need/want for moms and mods to fit them) And like someone said buy a rather large collection of multiple supercap/cap component BPOs research em, sell BPCs and when bored the BPOs But my #1 suggestion is lotteries and prizes You could do a type of scavenger hunt through out new Eden with a nice prize in the end. Get people to make alts and place BMs with clues in a station hanger (a lot cuz of ******s taking them all or some other method) and have them going around to find stuff etc etc. I got more but at work and just got yelled at by the boss. So will prob be back
babyblue	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:41:00 - [17] Well, as you've won the game you now have two choices: play it again but this time instead of playing it on Easy, you should up the difficulty level to Hard or Nightmare. The second option is to buy another game.
Katiana Swan	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:46:00 - [18] Nice work, If I had so much cash I didn't know what to do with it (aka 1 trillion) I would probably head over to the Eve Online Holdem tables, learn to play and have a bit of a gamble. Something different and from what I have seen the games are usually (at max) only 100m each. Lower end ones are there too for the newer players. But with 1 trillion you should be able to have a lot of fun without it even denting your wallet. I might see you in there one day. Holdem is a game I love playing but I don't want to head in there till my wallet supports me sufficiently :)
fivetide humidyear Gallente Fool Mental Junket	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:47:00 - [19] give some to GHSC to infiltrate a corp of your least favourite forum ***** / competition / whatever and wait a couple of years then revel in the glory. it's low maintenance.
LaVista Vista Conservative Shenanigans Party	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:47:00 - [20] Good idea. Fund a few poker players and have them play together. Chances are that they are going to be able to double their ISK repeatedly, if they do it right. Take a cut of the profits.

Vaerah Vahrokha Minmatar Dark-Rising IT Alliance	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:53:00 - [21] It depends on what you are after. For some, money is a tool, not an end. You might strive for power or fame. One easy way to have the game be changed due to one individual (you) or to surge to a top dog position would be to hire a powerful mercs corp to completely perma camp Njaria, Sivala and maybe Balle (and Rens exit to Derelik) and prominent low sec bottlenecks and to downright kill every ship going thru. At the same time, you'd be selling the looted stuff and generally try and monopolize in an harsh way as many now starving market niches as possible. After a while they'd have to nerf suicide ganking because of you alone making the high sec game economy exceedingly expensive and nasty (you'll be interviewed in blogs as "the guy who singlehandedly caused a game change). In the mean time you'd have huge returns due to how gankboats are almost free and you being a semi-monopolist you'd basically earn a good part of the spent money back. - Auditing and consulting Before asking for investors, please read http://tinyurl.com/n5ys4h and http://tinyurl.com/lrg4oz
Shushan Kadesh	Posted - 2009.10.16 13:54:00 - [22] A T3 ship Free For All. Contestants fund their own ships, enter a single corp together, and on the set date reserve a highsec system as an arena and fight it out. Last Man Standing wins like 10 bil isk. If people start taking sides in a FFA, organize a ladder with 1v1 matches. But I'd like the "giant crazy battle" aspect of the FFA.
BasicPackageX	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:01:00 - [23] Bankroll as many mercenary corporations as possible and set them all against a single 0.0 alliance. Let 0.0 burn! Otherwise acquire all the Spirits and Prostitutes you can and hand them out to every yarrin' flyboy out there. Merry X-Mas!
Ruunee	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:04:00 - [24] buy more cowbells! eve needs more cowbell!
Arianne Starbringer	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:07:00 - [25] Pay to have to Jita locked down. Manipulate the PLEX market.
Cristo Stormhawk	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:12:00 - [26] Divide it among the entire playerbase. You might want to pay someone to do it for you
Tommy Tucker	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:12:00 - [27] Hi there. If I had 1 Trillion ISK I would create an alt for myself and then go to the newbie starting areas and ask players for help (not beg) and the people that go out of their way to help you then reward them nicely. Like a secret trillionaire thing. I'd make it into a blog too. So people know who the good people are and who the people are that are just un helpful people. Everyone knows the EVE has the biggest learning curve of all games so people there to help with the learning curve would be a good addition to the game. :-) Tommy
flakeys Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:15:00 - [28] Originally by: Leowen Oh, and if you believe yourself to have a truly genius idea that can make oodles of money, feel free to mail me privately in-game. You have nothing but my word that if I use it I will reward you handsomely, and if I don't I won't mention it to anyone else. And here in lies the sad part.You have 1 trillion isk and don't know what to do with it so need to ask others YET you are so greedy to search more. The reason you don't know what to do with it is because you are blinded by your search for wealth but one day you too will see the light my child.
Zaknussem Intrum Industria	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:20:00 - [29] Buy the naming rights to a whole constellation out in nullsec. Or cut down the "good idea" prize down to 500 million ISK to make it last longer.
Dzil Caldari Sausage Banking	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:20:00 - [30] Originally by: RaTTuS 1) ~~Bail~~BUY out ebank Fixed Dzil's Corp Sales - 200m

Kaya Divine Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:22:00 - [31] Hire each and every merc corp for a long term period of a few years, and wardec every research, copy and manufacture corp in empire. Create monopoly,increase prices and profit. Or, open a topic in MD and pretend to "give" 1b for some good ideas, you will try most of them, but will "pay" only to yours alts. Shoot your shot...
Skyvyr Caldari House Of BlackStar Semper-Mortis	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:22:00 - [32] Have a bunch of merc corps all hired against one another and battle it out. You could offer to reimburse the top (winners/losers) in one system/constellation to keep it interesting. -- I often heard the Sky's the limit, sadly I'm broke fairly often.
cosmoray Bella Vista Holdings Corp	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:22:00 - [33] Whatever you do it has to be dramatic. You have to be remembered for a crzy act or something really annoying. my ideas: Launch your own 'jihad', paid for by mercs. Destroy all high sec POS's in a certain area My favorite: By a 'state' BS. Put all the best officer gear on it. Announce on forums on what date you will be taking it out for a joyride in high sec, give part of your route but not where you are docked. See how many people try to pop you. Offer a 5 B reward for anyone who gets on the kill mail.
Aeneidae Caldari Perkone	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:23:00 - [34] I'd go for something that will surely impact the player base: Buy all Navy Ravens (600-700m each) in about 10 regions. You can either relist them 100m higher causing a price increase or stockpile them as more people dump their LP to fill the needs. Either way, prices are going to go up. You're probably guaranteed profit by slowly releasing them back on the market. Oh...train contract skills to V. :) P.S. Would be funny if someone gutted the caldary navy raven/cruise missile launcher/ siege missile launcher market for a while. And quite interesting. ;)

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:25:00 - [35] Originally by: Maiev Satellizer You can buy the ~~Veldnought,~~ Raven State Issues Silver magnate and the rarest ships in EVE (Tourney prize ships) and display it up to awe everyone. For having THEM ALL!!!! Fixed. Win a Cap Recharger II BPO for 10M ISK

tre introv Diadochi Heavy Industries	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:37:00 - [36] Can I get a 10bil loan?
Aarin Wrath Caldari Dominion Strategic	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:37:00 - [37] Money makers: 1. Buy a Titan, a Titan Pilot and a cyno Alt. Then Provide a jump bridge service to Alliances. 2. Buy a Titan, a Titan Pilot, a cyno Alt, and a Freighter alt. Then trade NPC goods in 0.0 for insane profits. (1bil a day in one jump I heard in the rumor mills) 3. Buy and Sell T2 BPOs. 4. Buy and Sell Supercapitals (already suggested but whatever) 5. Hoard / invest in lowend material stockpiles until Dominion comes out, then reap lots of profits. Money loosers but fun or silly: 1. Spam in Jita that your quitting Eve and you will give pilots double any ISK sent to you ... and actually do it. 2. Buy a smartbomb mothership / titan and terrorize a lowsec system. 3. Pay all merc corps and alliances to wardec the Goons. 4. Buy a life time subscription to EVE. 5. Completely buyout a random item on the Jita market and watch the traders go insane. 6. Give X million ISK to everyone in Jita if they jump out, then take a screen shot of Jita Local with just you in it. (1 pilot) 7. Pay Chribba to mine something other than Veld for a day Not a bad idea: 1. Quit eve and go walk your dog / enjoy life since you basically won EVE. Asking for trouble (ban .. so yeah dont do these): 1. Sell the ISK for RTM. (had to be said but yeah stupid, will get you banned, your family banned, along with any alive and or dead relatives banned) 2. Buy a freighter and fill it with Frigates then pay suicide gankers to kill you and crash a node. (also will get you banned!)
Dzil Caldari Sausage Banking	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:40:00 - [38] Originally by: Chribba Originally by: Maiev Satellizer You can ~~buy~~ hire mercs to take out the Veldnought, Raven State Issues Silver magnate and the rarest ships in EVE (Tourney prize ships) and display it up to awe everyone. For having THEM ALL!!!! Fixed. Fixed Dzil's Corp Sales - 200m
Mad Maulkin	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:41:00 - [39] Originally by: Tommy Tucker Hi there. If I had 1 Trillion ISK I would create an alt for myself and then go to the newbie starting areas and ask players for help (not beg) and the people that go out of their way to help you then reward them nicely. Like a secret trillionaire thing. I'd make it into a blog too. So people know who the good people are and who the people are that are just un helpful people. Everyone knows the EVE has the biggest learning curve of all games so people there to help with the learning curve would be a good addition to the game. :-) Tommy /i sign this one Originally by: CCP Wrangler EVE isn't designed to just look like a cold, dark and harsh world, it's designed to be a cold, dark and harsh world
Aarin Wrath Caldari Dominion Strategic	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:45:00 - [40] Originally by: Mad Maulkin Originally by: Tommy Tucker Hi there. If I had 1 Trillion ISK I would create an alt for myself and then go to the newbie starting areas and ask players for help (not beg) and the people that go out of their way to help you then reward them nicely. Like a secret trillionaire thing. I'd make it into a blog too. So people know who the good people are and who the people are that are just un helpful people. Everyone knows the EVE has the biggest learning curve of all games so people there to help with the learning curve would be a good addition to the game. :-) Tommy /i sign this one Yeah that's a good one TBH.

Ahalya	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:52:00 - [41] Two ideas. 1. Become a "first-class" character trader. Open up numerous new accounts and fund them for a year with GTC. Then buy only premium (60 mil SP +) characters from the forum, fill up the accounts with quality toons, sit back and train them! 2. Go for a BIG gamble with Dominion, it's the perfect time now to have a trillion - So buy a lot of something, sit back and wait.
Bababoee Amarr Draconian Industrial Trade and Investments Corp. DRACONIAN COVENANT	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:54:00 - [42] Buy up all the plex you can. Watch as prices spiral upward and CCP comes to your house to "love you long time" for increasing PLEX sales. Slowly put them back on the market for profit.
Julius Rigel	Posted - 2009.10.16 14:58:00 - [43] Well the Sub-warp Racing Venture sure could use some cash. Our races operate on a completely new format invented by myself a little over a year ago. Website Picture
quygen Minmatar Acting Neutral	Posted - 2009.10.16 15:01:00 - [44] Edited by: quygen on 16/10/2009 15:01:21 If buisiness was that good, I would have bought the T2 BPO's I'd already had, and started destroying them so it would make minne more valueble, but hey, too late for that now.... Q Please resize your sig to a maximum of 400 x 120 - Mitnal ^ You seen it CCP =) Now go fix!
Mad Maulkin	Posted - 2009.10.16 15:01:00 - [45] I used to love flying around, helping out newbs, giving them one mill here, some more mills there, to get that module or that ship they needed(or just giving them the ship they needed if i had a spare). to me, not much money, to them, big moment, not having to grind missions or mine for ages to get their first cruiser! just a little help along the way, made their day. have lots of friends in eve cause of that now... LIke to think i helped CCP get a few subs. I loved the moments where we would run some missions, the newb in his/her first ever cruiser, blasting happily away and spamming fleet with mad giggles... (paraphrasing a little here) but helping neebs is low maint, really rewarding, and can be fun. Some times its just that little nudge that makes their day, finally getting it! Man, do i miss my Rookie channel now.... aw well Originally by: CCP Wrangler EVE isn't designed to just look like a cold, dark and harsh world, it's designed to be a cold, dark and harsh world
clixor	Posted - 2009.10.16 15:06:00 - [46] start a religion worshipping you. With the isk you can create 'cathedrals' which your followers can use and run for you. Start crusades against non-believers. Convert all and your name will live on for eternity.
Macon Squaredealer Squaredeal Enterprises	Posted - 2009.10.16 15:12:00 - [47] Congratulations on your accomplishment! As others have said, for all practical purposes youÆve ôwon Eveö. Now you need a new goal to keep you you interested. Personally, IÆd council against anything just to make more money (pointless IMO) or some act of sillyness for a few cheap laughs that will be forgotten about in a few weeks. Seeing as how we're builders IÆd suggest you consider building something permanently game changing, and give back to the game that has given you so much enjoyment over the years. My suggestion is that you go about enhancing the new player experience for aspiring industrialists by starting up the Leowen School of Business. How exactly this school would work is up to you (giving you a new goal to get it up and running) but you have so much money now that you can literally hire all the mentors and administrators you needed to take as much of the load off of you as you wanted. IÆd require those applying to become students to write a short application detailing why theyÆd like to be accepted (to weed out the dumber ones) and assign a paid mentor for a month or so to those you deem worthy of help. You might also give them a small amount of capital to get off the ground. The amount would be small enough to give the noob a leg up past the early grind, but not really worth having to go through the whole process of getting accepted for anyone but the most pathetic of scammers. It also has to be small enough that they aren't just handed success, they still have to work. I'm guessing a decent mentor could handle 10 or so students. Those graduates that felt inclined to do (not required) could give back to the school by either donating isk, or mentoring someone else. Having a blog telling the stories of how these noobs grew and bloomed would be an interesting read. Again, congrats. Macon ___________________________________________ Watch for the Squaredeal Enterprises IPO in the coming months.
Skyvyr Caldari House Of BlackStar Semper-Mortis	Posted - 2009.10.16 15:13:00 - [48] per http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1167241&page=3#65 You should pay someone to follow you around and smack talk people. You could buy out portions of the market that will cause other problems on it - specific datacores, factions tags, see how high you could push npc goods (rocket fuel, uranium, etc). Hire people to camp every gate in a major trade hub and kill everything that comes through it, or that undocks from it's station. -- I often heard the Sky's the limit, sadly I'm broke fairly often.
Joachim Laurent Swedish Aerospace Inc	Posted - 2009.10.16 15:14:00 - [49] Create a fund a la Nobel to regularly award eve players from different categories (most influential noob, most successful alliance leader, biggest griefer etc). Just make sure not to award it to someone for something you expect them to have the potential do but haven't done yet cough Obama cough. ------------------------------------------------ Swedes rule, too bad I'm intaki.
Leowen Industrial Giants	Posted - 2009.10.16 15:36:00 - [50] Edited by: Leowen on 16/10/2009 15:40:44 Originally by: Tommy Tucker Hi there. If I had 1 Trillion ISK I would create an alt for myself and then go to the newbie starting areas and ask players for help (not beg) and the people that go out of their way to help you then reward them nicely. Like a secret trillionaire thing. I'd make it into a blog too. So people know who the good people are and who the people are that are just un helpful people. Everyone knows the EVE has the biggest learning curve of all games so people there to help with the learning curve would be a good addition to the game. :-) Tommy I like this, though it is a bit more demanding time-wise than I can handle, but I will run with a slightly modified version. 1B will be with you in a wee while for best Page 1 suggestion. Keep them coming. This time I was tempted by philanthropy, but who knows, the next time it could be an idea that makes me a truly evil bast^&% - with an alt of course EDIT: Just catching up with Page 2, and just wanted to note I decided on this one before the commendations above. Good to see people agree though.

Ji Sama Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll	Posted - 2009.10.16 15:40:00 - [51] With 1 trillion ISK you could dominate the Jita market. Not talking about modules and ships, but all the minerals, salvage and moon goo. Buy it all, and DO NOT relist it :D Ever...
Sizzle Anburn	Posted - 2009.10.16 16:18:00 - [52] Make a post in general discussion offering a billion isk prize for the best youtube video about how wonderful you are. All submissions must include at least two hot chicks singing, soap suds, ice cream, and a sheep.
Leowen Industrial Giants	Posted - 2009.10.16 16:22:00 - [53] Originally by: Sizzle Anburn Make a post in general discussion offering a billion isk prize for the best youtube video about how wonderful you are. All submissions must include at least two hot chicks singing, soap suds, ice cream, and a sheep. WOOP WOOP WINNER! Haha first post to truly make me laugh. Page 2 done, there''l be another 1B for page 3. Not sure if I've got the nu ts to do this, but it would be v cool :-) Oh and to the cynical post at the top of this page, don't worry I'm sure if I didn't pay out or the winners were all my alts I'd be outed in about an hour flat. That's the beauty of MD, everyone looks for the scam, I have no doubt that there will be at least a dozen people looking for links between myself and any winners
Magnu Stormhawk	Posted - 2009.10.16 16:23:00 - [54] Do the 'send me some ISK and I will send you back double', for real!
Leowen Industrial Giants	Posted - 2009.10.16 16:27:00 - [55] Originally by: Magnu Stormhawk Do the 'send me some ISK and I will send you back double', for real! This has been suggested at least once already. Tempted to send you 1B for not bothering to read the rest of the posts... but I can't be bothered. ... ... ... ... ... Just chewing up space so we can move on to P3
LaVista Vista Conservative Shenanigans Party	Posted - 2009.10.16 16:33:00 - [56] How about attempting to create the largest thread on EVE-O ever, by paying people a small sum of ISK for posting?
Samuel Freedom Minmatar Ramdon Industries corporation	Posted - 2009.10.16 16:36:00 - [57] 1) Try to create three new successful market hubs one in Empire, one in Low sec and one in 0.0. This would be high maintenance though and may take more than your trillion. 2) Hire loads of suicide gankers and get them ganking almost everthing and see how long you can get Jita to be a "No Serious Trade Area". Would make me lol anyway.
B1ade Amarr The Merchant's Expedition Society	Posted - 2009.10.16 16:37:00 - [58] If you want to have some fun, find an empty system, get as many people as you can involved, pay eve radio a few million isk, advertise the event sell tickets if you wnat but once you have a 100 + willing pilots and run the first ever Epic EvE conga line, then if you want hire a merc corp to drop in on it and wreak some havock. B1ade out. ============================================ =Fortune Favours The Bold= ============================================
LadyOfWrath Caldari One Stop Mining Shop One Stop Research	Posted - 2009.10.16 16:47:00 - [59] If you want something which requires 4-5 days of work a month with a return of about 5% - 12% a month depending on time put towards it I have something you may be interested in. Contact me via mail if you get a chance and I'll reply with my ventrilo information. If you would like to make a donation for the information shared feel free. I'll donate a bit to EvE University.
LaVista Vista Conservative Shenanigans Party	Posted - 2009.10.16 16:52:00 - [60] Originally by: B1ade If you want to have some fun, find an empty system, get as many people as you can involved, pay eve radio a few million isk, advertise the event sell tickets if you wnat but once you have a 100 + willing pilots and run the first ever Epic EvE conga line, then if you want hire a merc corp to drop in on it and wreak some havock. B1ade out. If Leo isn't going with this idea... Then I'd consider spending time on putting it together!

Hiraka Shimuro Caldari Rome	Posted - 2009.10.16 16:55:00 - [61] buy all the slaves that the amarr empires have and set them free, maybe buy them each a prostitue and some quafe along with a shuttle so let them have a good time for once
Ulstan	Posted - 2009.10.16 17:12:00 - [62] Edited by: Ulstan on 16/10/2009 17:15:50 1) Obtain a negative sec status 2) Place a trillion ISK bounty on yourself 3) Retire from EVE and live forever in infamy. Your face will be on every concord billboard for the rest of EVE's history (once CCP gets them working). In years to come, noobs will fly by and see the unimaginable bounty on your head and whisper in hushed tones "My God, who WAS this man?" Your stern visage will haunt their dreams as they imagine the dark and terrible deeds you must have committed.
LaVista Vista Conservative Shenanigans Party	Posted - 2009.10.16 17:21:00 - [63] Originally by: Ulstan Edited by: Ulstan on 16/10/2009 17:15:50 1) Obtain a negative sec status 2) Place a trillion ISK bounty on yourself 3) Retire from EVE and live forever in infamy. Your face will be on every concord billboard for the rest of EVE's history (once CCP gets them working). In years to come, noobs will fly by and see the unimaginable bounty on your head and whisper in hushed tones "My God, who WAS this man?" Your stern visage will haunt their dreams as they imagine the dark and terrible deeds you must have committed. Won't work. Look up "DarkElf". He has a 4,7bill bounty, but doesn't show up on the Most Wanted list.
Tommy Tucker	Posted - 2009.10.16 17:25:00 - [64] Edited by: Tommy Tucker on 16/10/2009 17:25:17 Originally by: Leowen Edited by: Leowen on 16/10/2009 15:40:44 Originally by: Tommy Tucker Hi there. If I had 1 Trillion ISK I would create an alt for myself and then go to the newbie starting areas and ask players for help (not beg) and the people that go out of their way to help you then reward them nicely. Like a secret trillionaire thing. I'd make it into a blog too. So people know who the good people are and who the people are that are just un helpful people. Everyone knows the EVE has the biggest learning curve of all games so people there to help with the learning curve would be a good addition to the game. :-) Tommy I like this, though it is a bit more demanding time-wise than I can handle, but I will run with a slightly modified version. 1B will be with you in a wee while for best Page 1 suggestion. Keep them coming. This time I was tempted by philanthropy, but who knows, the next time it could be an idea that makes me a truly evil bast^&% - with an alt of course EDIT: Just catching up with Page 2, and just wanted to note I decided on this one before the commendations above. Good to see people agree though. Hi there. Wow, its nice that you found my idea to be the best idea on page 1. I thank you even more for the 1 Billion ISK I found when I logged onto my account. I'm going to use that money to invest in something else and hopefully get to be able to pay for PLEX's each month. Thank you so much for the ISK and I hope you spend your money wisely, you have clearly spent the hard time to earn it. :-) Tommy o/
iP0D	Posted - 2009.10.16 17:42:00 - [65] I can suggest one thing really. Try to retire from all you have known sofar in EVE, then make a new account and run around with a Rifter. Discover the fun again. Then when you are ready for a next step, put together a nice band of young pilots with some solid skillplans and a bit of industrial backing and become a mad roaming crazy gang ready to burn space just when people think they are finally getting settled again after the Dominion changes.
Lord's Servant	Posted - 2009.10.16 17:45:00 - [66] You ever watched some of the videos on evetube? You ever seen a video of someone constantly hotdropping several motherships on people? :) Id take that isk and buy a couple chars (or talk to soem very trusted ppl and buy em a mothership) and roam around making videos of you going into amamake and hotdropping like 5 motherships onto gangs of ppl every day. Take em to rancer...flatten the gatecamp there. Just do crazy stuff with em, would get you epic e-fame and your name would be synonimous with epic mothership combat :) Imagine...aw look at that cute little rifter...cyno...wtf...5 motherships ZOMFG!!!! Awesomeness in a can :) -Lord's Servant
Liliana Rahl	Posted - 2009.10.16 17:47:00 - [67] RMT
BruiserBob Caldari Umbra Legion Shadow Empire.	Posted - 2009.10.16 17:51:00 - [68] How about buy out the remaining tickets in the BIG Triple Titan Lotto? Then either give any titans you win to so random names you pick off the forums or buy char and dd random people or do the jump bridge service that some else suggested
LaVista Vista Conservative Shenanigans Party	Posted - 2009.10.16 17:52:00 - [69] Originally by: Liliana Rahl RMT Originally by: Terms of Service 29. You will not encourage others to break these rules or any rules set forth in relation to EVE OnlineÆs game service or web site.
Virtuozzo The Collective Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2009.10.16 18:01:00 - [70] Edited by: Virtuozzo on 16/10/2009 18:06:05 Gather up a ton of other rich people, get them all to put feeder corps together, luring tons of industrialists in. Go out to 0.0 after Dominion, revive Xetic. Then ransom them all after they have moved tons of stuff over and have invested trillions of isk in big 0.0 ventures by playing out a few bigger alliances over the loot. But seriously, the guy with the rifter idea has a point. After hitting one or more T a lot of things become subject to fatigue. A fresh young fast character focused just on rediscovering the wonders of EVE, either alone or ideally with other starting players is a wonderful thing. That video thing, I think Chribba still has scripts for that, if I remember correctly once upon a time he had a windows media server running for something of an experiment. It was fun, albeit with technical limitations at the time. Love that betting idea tho. Friday Night Rifter Night betting. ≡v≡ [red]Please resize sig to a file size

Jikarte Time	Posted - 2009.10.16 18:02:00 - [71] buy most of the hacs/recons in jita, relist higher, keep doing it for a while
Neriel Odershank	Posted - 2009.10.16 18:04:00 - [72] You could make me happy and donate me a couple of bil and let me play for a long time without worrying too much. Or donate me 100 bil and let me play for ever :) Making a man happy: priceless.
LemmingTheGreat	Posted - 2009.10.16 18:09:00 - [73] Edited by: LemmingTheGreat on 16/10/2009 18:15:12 Bribe a dev into giving you a ride to dev space.
Dretzle Omega Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2009.10.16 18:10:00 - [74] Scavenger Hunt Place Secure, password protected cans around New Eden. Put notes in them in the form of named bookmarks. The names could refer to a website for a clue, or a just a bookmark leading to the next can, or a password to a portion of a website that tells where the next can is. (This will work best if you are able to lock down the contents of the cans so others can't take it.) Some will lead to others which will lead to expensive loot, or a bookmark that entitles that person to trade to you for liquid ISK. Some cans will lead to POSes that will shoot the player down. Seeing as that may be a bit of work to set up, you could pay someone to do it. If that is too much work you could do one of the following: Buy all the T2 BPOs in the game, or as much as you can afford, and either profit or don't use them and remove the complaint from these forums that T2 BPOs are ruining invention. Granted, not everyone will sell to you, though. Hire mercs to try to intimidate them. Bribe directors of GoonSwarm to disband, if possible.
Vardain Starhammer	Posted - 2009.10.16 18:17:00 - [75] I liked the idea of using the fund for an annual prize, think that would be great with the community voting for 1) best player-made video (day of darkness II springs to mind) 2) most helpful player - we need these when starting out! Some players aren't exactly kind to those of us starting out, and this game has a brutal learning curve 3) best pvp'er - perhaps make a 1v1 tournament in your name? 4) biggest mistake - consolidation prize for bringing a laugh to the coommunity? etc.... though personally as a new(ish) player I would.... 1) build a station and fill it with exotic dancers, making it a mecca when WIS comes out.... 2) bribe goons to move into empire for a while and run caldari navy missions 3) buy a titan, just because you can 4) give out PLEX to people who help out new players 5) buy all the multifreq crystals in amarr space and move them into minnmatar space 6) rename Jita after yourself 7) free all the minnmatar slaves 8) see someone trying to scam new players with crates outside the station labeled free stuff? - hire every merc in game to terrorise them for a few days 9) create a galaxy-wide race, starting from one side and ending on the other, everything bar cynojumping is allowed, - call it wacky racers 2.... 10) hire all the mercs in game and create a blob to end all blobs... 11) create a shuttle-only tournament 12) it has been done before, but hand out 100s of ships randomly accross empire 13) create a massive, synchronised fleet that spells out your name - amarr BSs are shiny! 14) hand out properly fitted T1 cruisers to new players to give them a jump start in the game that's all I can think of now.... congratulations anyway - you got a lot more zeros then me!
Kathryn Dougans Amarr Imperial Crusade Syndicate	Posted - 2009.10.16 18:18:00 - [76] Audit log secure cans in slightly obscure places. A caretaker account paid with GTCs to maintain the cans. Names of the cans ask a question or riddle. People can deposit items in the cans. Periodically read the log on the cans. People who successfully answered the question and put the correct item in the can, get a prize. Now, what you can do with this, to avoid people simply opening the can and seeing what others have put in, and putting in the same, without having solved the riddle is this: When you create a bookmark, you can enter a fair amount of text into the description. So that's what you use. Answers to the riddle on a bookmark, placed in the can. They'll have to put their name on the bookmark too, obviously. Other people are then unable to see what the answer was, and have to solve the riddle themselves. Caretaker comes along, collects the bookmarks, reads descriptions, awards prizes. Being a single mother is quite hard.
darkcherry	Posted - 2009.10.16 18:23:00 - [77] invest in this: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1196566 for the lolz in either way: scam or some serious action going on against goons. though, i think it is a scam :/
Caeli Maren Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2009.10.16 18:32:00 - [78] Don't know if this one will work since I've never bought/used a PLEX. Take half your isk (or whatever) and buy 100 years worth of plexes. Apply them all to your account. Wait. If Eve ever shuts down (10 or 20 years in the future, it will probably happen eventually) you will still have "paid" for years and years of game time. They may be forced to refund you for all of your unused game time. Probably not the nicest thing to do to CCP though.
Daeris Milvaer	Posted - 2009.10.16 18:33:00 - [79] 1. Print out the "What would I do with 200B isk thread" and then get 5 darts. 2. Toss the darts at the printouts. 3. Do them. 4. ???? 5. Profit (?)
Vasta Magna	Posted - 2009.10.16 18:46:00 - [80] Hire ~1000 or so pilots in frigates, hop in a Titan, and arrange the most epic DD aftermath screenshot in EVE history before they remove the area effect DD.

Antiseptic	Posted - 2009.10.16 18:49:00 - [81] Follow these instructions very CAREFULLY 1. QUIT EVE 2. GET LAID 3. Get a gf maybe some children? 4. oh and did i mention to transfer some of the isk to me? okthxbye nah i kid kid but on a serious note you could make another thread and do something along the lines of what would you do for 100 billion isk? i'm sure you could get all kinds of weird stuff and that doesn't necessary mean only in-game stuff if u know what i mean!
RAW23	Posted - 2009.10.16 18:55:00 - [82] 1. Edify the masses Hire someone to read/type the entirety of one of the great works of western civilization in Jita local (possibly The Wealth of Nations). 2. Annoy the powerful Hire mercs to "decorate" goon space with pro-BoB container artwork and anti-goon propaganda messages. If you are a goon then do the same but spend twice as much.
Vasta Magna	Posted - 2009.10.16 18:55:00 - [83] Offer large ISK rewards for people who will get a tattoo of your avatar, name, or other subject of your choosing.
Shirley Serious Amarr The Khanid Sisters of Athra	Posted - 2009.10.16 19:20:00 - [84] The Great Station Warehouse Giveaway! Buy a big stack of station warehouses. Assemble them, giving them names like "Moon Minerals", "T2 BPOs" Give them to random people in station. Secretly laugh, as the unfortunate recipients of your generosity are then unable to repackage or trash said warehouse for 3 weeks. Yes. Yes, I am.
e6o7	Posted - 2009.10.16 19:21:00 - [85] - buy a huge amount of corpses for lets say one 1m a piece - put them in ships piloted by alt chars - buy a huge amount of exotic dancers - put them in a ship piloted by yourself (this is your party crew) - pick a name from the dead people you have - announce that you will have the deads ship(s) blown up/selfdestruct (this will make the dead bodies float in space) and that the player who can contract you the specific body you picked before gets a reward to add some evilness you could have a couple of smartbomb battleships on standby that hotdrop on all the little scavangers grabing dead bodies - and produce more dead boddies sit in your ship like a king, surrounded by all the exotic dancers and enjoy the show
Tactics Ogre	Posted - 2009.10.16 19:22:00 - [86] Edited by: Tactics Ogre on 16/10/2009 19:23:17 1) You could give me 1 trillion just because I'm a good trader and I'm playing EVE for just 3 weeks, with this money I can make 2 trillion ISK and pay you back... then we have two trillionaires and we could post a topic about what to do with 2 Trillion ISK! Yay! 2) Buy friends and proove that it's possible to buy friends with money changing the modern philosophy for ever!!! 3) Pay for me english lessons in EVE because I'm from Brazil and my english is very BAD!
Krathos Morpheus Gallente Legion Infernal	Posted - 2009.10.16 19:33:00 - [87] Pick up someone (maybe making a contest) to write your biography in-EVE so you can link it in your bio in-game, in the EVEwiki and in your future cosmos-New Eden page. Make the contestants follow you for some time and write your adventures to decide who will have the privilege of writing the history of your EVElife.
Lexander Morinex Caldari LDD Investments	Posted - 2009.10.16 19:36:00 - [88] Pay of your credit cards and put the rest into a downpayment on an affordable house. - Lexander
Dominatus Crispus Gallente Nation of Muppets	Posted - 2009.10.16 19:48:00 - [89] well, i'm not sure what anyone else would do, but me personally, i would be funding small gangs of skilled, wanna be pvp'rs/pirates, or even carebears looking to pew pew... give rewards for best kill, worst kill, funniest, best emorage, best tears, etc... just giving money to cause havoc would cause myself, and i'm sure others endless hours of enjoyment. \o/ but really its just a game... we should all be having fun with it. Corp/Allaince Setup & Tweaking / Faction Standings Boost [Details]
F90OEX F9X Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.10.16 19:51:00 - [90] Make 2T without having to sign in There is a few of us in the Trillionares lounge channel, along with some interesting discussions :) I'll ask about getting you an invite.

Bodrul Caldari Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord	Posted - 2009.10.16 19:54:00 - [91] Originally by: Leowen Well after a few months of cashing out (>8m T2 components took a while to shift!), I only have a handful of T2 prints left but now have just over 1,000,000,000,000 ISK cash. Yay! But errrr what now? I don't play much so I won't be doing anything at all high-maintenance. I want lots of ideas please, so to that end I will pay a 1B ISK prize to the best idea per page on this thread. Best might not be most profitable, it might be easiest, most innovative, most outrageous, most vindictive, or just plain most funny! Bring on the ideas. Oh, and if you believe yourself to have a truly genius idea that can make oodles of money, feel free to mail me privately in-game. You have nothing but my word that if I use it I will reward you handsomely, and if I don't I won't mention it to anyone else. since you seem to be the Bill gates of eve with that much ISK corporate espionage as some have suggested, take over the market with brute force :P or do the Noble thing and donate to the Bodrul Fund ;) (couldnt resist with that) but on a serious note with that much isk i would prob get couple of Faction ships and Fit them with Faction gear and weapons and go out and just get into fights (thats just me) ........ 400+ Games to Play for Free while mining or waiting during down time, Classics from Helicopter to Pong X bound
Vasta Magna	Posted - 2009.10.16 19:59:00 - [92] Compile a "Girls of EVE" calendar by paying ISK for pics. ... assuming there are at least 12 women who play EVE.
e6o7	Posted - 2009.10.16 20:01:00 - [93] Actually, if you want jump on my plan and do something with dead bodies, I can supply you with 60 - located in Jita ;)
Kindalynn	Posted - 2009.10.16 20:04:00 - [94] A lot of people are having a good time in RvB right now, but the market in the area isn't the greatest. You could buy all of the T1 pvp mods/ships in Jita and have Red Frog ship them down where we are and list them all in 1 station for 105% what you paid. Everyone here would love it and you would probably even make your money back! It probably wouldn't even take 10B (and Red Frog would be busy for a while)! You could also stay a bit and shoot it up with us!
SencneS Rebellion Against Big Irreversible Dinks	Posted - 2009.10.16 20:18:00 - [95] Originally by: Vasta Magna Compile a "Girls of EVE" calendar by paying ISK for pics. ... assuming there are at least 12 women who play EVE. That's a worthy cause, then again, to find 12 women worthy of actually putting on a calendar that play EVE might be a tall order to fill. Amarr for Life
Mahke Aeon Of Strife Dominatus Atrum Mortis	Posted - 2009.10.16 20:19:00 - [96] (1) Buy your way onto the CSM (and go to fanfest free) Run a CSM campaign with a thread where people register to vote for you, and pay out X isk to each of them if you win. Or bribe whole alliances to vote for you en masse. Do this in the CSM season that comes with a free trip to fanfest/Iceland courtesy of CCP: you get the power to have a voice on what happens in the game design and get a free RL trip to Iceland. (2) LOL-RP Talk to CCP about whether you could be placed into the storyline in return for having the isk zero'ed out: along the lines of a wealthy pod-pilot benefactor putting their immense fortune to use in story-terms to effect some kind of political change of your choice -- its a cool idea, very EVE-like, and they may go for it. (3) Destroy something irreplaceable Buy all of the T2 BPOs for one mod or ship, all the unique ships of a certain class, etc. Then trash them while keeping a video of what you are doing. Post to YouTube. (4) Buy a titan fleet Buy a fleet fully made of titans; break entire weak alliances with your uberships and a handful of friends (hire mercs to down cyno jammers). (5) Artificial Shortage Choose one component of building other stuff: say a datacore or type of moongoo. Buy up all of it across EVE. Watch results. Again, video of you hitting trash it on YouTube
LaVista Vista Conservative Shenanigans Party	Posted - 2009.10.16 20:20:00 - [97] Originally by: SencneS to find 12 women worthy of actually putting on a calendar that play EVE might be a tall order to fill. Not at all.
Mahke Aeon Of Strife Dominatus Atrum Mortis	Posted - 2009.10.16 20:27:00 - [98] Originally by: SencneS Originally by: Vasta Magna Compile a "Girls of EVE" calendar by paying ISK for pics. ... assuming there are at least 12 women who play EVE. That's a worthy cause, then again, to find 12 women worthy of actually putting on a calendar that play EVE might be a tall order to fill. So as well as a way to get rid of the isk, its another challenge
Hiraka Shimuro Caldari Rome	Posted - 2009.10.16 20:27:00 - [99] start a weekly or monthly free lottery available to the entire eve community. every drawing you give away 1-12 plex cards. eventually it will get so popular that you will probably get donations and plenty of ideas from other users to help fund new ideas.
SencneS Rebellion Against Big Irreversible Dinks	Posted - 2009.10.16 20:28:00 - [100] Originally by: LaVista Vista Not at all. You would know, but you're also a young hormone driven male that classes attraction as "Not have man part" :) So I stand behind my original statement :) Amarr for Life

LaVista Vista Conservative Shenanigans Party	Posted - 2009.10.16 20:31:00 - [101] Originally by: SencneS Originally by: LaVista Vista Not at all. You would know, but you're also a young hormone driven male that classes attraction as "Not have man part" :) So I stand behind my original statement :) Go to fanfest. You'll see what I mean. There is some very good-looking female EVE players, that's for sure. I think you could find 12 easily.
XZypher Sturmgrenadier Inc Gentlemen's Club	Posted - 2009.10.16 20:33:00 - [102] What could you do with 1 trillion isk, two girls at once.
Yristor	Posted - 2009.10.16 20:45:00 - [103] Donate enough to Eve Uni and/or other reputable organizations so that they can give all new members 10 fitted frigates (as Goonswarm does). Too many new players are afraid of losing ships; this becomes a habit they never break, and they go on to fill Eve's local channels with emo raging and boring smacktalk when their ships get pwnt, instead of just laughing and getting back to the fight.
Shianmou	Posted - 2009.10.16 20:52:00 - [104] Rent a vent/teamspeak server for isk and send an email to all your friends, coworkers, family etc telling them to sign up for a trial in Eve and that you will pay for their first subscription in isk and any ship losses they incur. Roll a fresh alt with some corp skills and get everyone in one corp and on vent. Pay some well known corps to "mentor" you for a week, perhaps your corp could spend a week in a merc alliance helping out with a contract, a week in RvB another in a pvp/carebear 0.0 alliance and maybe join pirates for another week (sec status could be an issue) but you get the idea. Convince yourself you are playing for the first time. A lot of people in eve are constantly making isk with some goal in mind, starting manufacturing, getting a pos, buying a pimped ship etc but a lot of them have some pretty funny ideas. Find out what amount people need to do whatever it is they want and give them it on the condition they blog at least one entry on your blog about it. I dont mean investing in things that are necessarily going to net you a return I mean people like the guy who went on a quest to visit every system in eve (he must hate wormholes), the group who are protesting about something or other just now and are blowing up 100's of shuttles outside stations in dodixe, the guy who spent all his time in 5 years of eve in one system in Stain and is now trying to make it a noob friendly trade hub. Find these people and set them on the loopy journey they yearn for while you and everyone else can enjoy what they get up to.
Tyber Zenn Minmatar	Posted - 2009.10.16 20:59:00 - [105] 1. Host a noob-ship war. And only allow civilian moduels on the ship. Offer a prize for the winner/winners. 2. Bribe CCP to introduce new items into the game, such as Vodka. Either of those two would be very amusing to watch or make happen. Its what id attempt to do if I had the iskies to share anyways.
Fitz VonHeise Eye Bee Em	Posted - 2009.10.16 21:03:00 - [106] This would have to be done in conjunction with CCP. Creation Of New Content With The Payout From Your Fund: CCP creates various monuments around EvE with your name and face on it. People come to the monument and using level one hacking of any faction they are given a clue about where they need to go and what they need to do to get another clue. (The requirements ie clues and locations are determined by CCP as well and the number of places they need to go to get the payout) What CCP Would Get: With part of your fund, you setup a group of game experts who would solicit ideas about game modifications and suggestions. Yes there already are suggestions thrown out there on the forums but there are so many that CCP must spend lots of man hours digging through all the suggestions to find some good one. You would pay the experts isk to run a thread much like yours here asking for valid suggestions and those people who send in workable or novel suggestions that a majority of your experts agree on would then receive isk just like you are giving out isk here. The amount of isk given out for suggestions can vary depending on the complexity of the idea/suggestion given.
Vasta Magna	Posted - 2009.10.16 21:08:00 - [107] Originally by: LaVista Vista Go to fanfest. You'll see what I mean. There is some very good-looking female EVE players, that's for sure. I think you could find 12 easily. And given the nature of the player base there would surely be some creative and entertaining entries. At the very least, 100 bil would land him some quality Gallentean cosplay
MasterJong	Posted - 2009.10.16 21:13:00 - [108] Buy Plex :)
Yldrad The Dandy KillerS	Posted - 2009.10.16 21:43:00 - [109] Make an alt named ISK Sink, transfer isk to this alt and then recycle it. Use frap during this process and put the movie on youtube with the name: "I didn't want those ISK anyway".
Mordou Mordou Manufacturing and Trade	Posted - 2009.10.16 21:43:00 - [110] 1. Wait until walking in stations appears, then create the Walmart of EVE. 2. Same idea except with bars/pubs, except all the drinks are free. 3. Buy out everything in Jita, all of it, then re-list at a higher price. Pay someone (mercs, something like that) to gank all the ships that could resupply Jita. Profit.

Zaknussem Intrum Industria	Posted - 2009.10.16 21:49:00 - [111] Buy something special in-game (your choice) and donate it to Chribba's next LoveQuest?
Zeek Muaka Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.10.16 22:13:00 - [112] Bribe an ISD member into giving you a Polaris frigate. Failing that, buy every item that Entity is missing, and charge him enough that you will have even more than a trillion isk.
Lady Centrina	Posted - 2009.10.16 22:31:00 - [113] Faction Warfare! Interview some corps who are active in FW and once you decide on the best candidate fully fund that Faction so they can claim complete dominance over Eve. This will be along the lines of the epic space grab BOB and Goons did in null sec but you could actually get a large number of people in low sec space if they knew that their Faction was going to pick up the tab for destroyed ships. The real kicker is, split the money and fund the enemy as well. You will basically become Space's largest weapons dealer, as you will hire industrial corps to build and sell at the major hubs surrounding FW. If you see that Caldari is getting the upper hand, hand a few hundred billion to the Minmatar so they can recruit pilots and fit ships to smack the Caldari down. Along those lines, refuse to fly anything other than Minmatar. Put out contracts for kill mails for people flying Caldari ships. You could alter the way people think about Eve, get more people in low sec than CCP ever accomplished and the entire thing could be blogged for eventual input into Eve Magazine. Just my thoughts...
Cromzor Caldari Agent-Orange	Posted - 2009.10.16 22:53:00 - [114] Edited by: Cromzor on 16/10/2009 22:55:38 Find some way to cause people to belittle themselves for pixelated money. For example: Run a contest. Create an eve chat room. Pay a corp to monitor the channel 24/7. Whoever types compliments to you once at least every 5 minutes for the longest time wins a large sum of isk. Make sure the compliments change to prevent bots. See how long some pathetic soul will kiss ass. edit: hmm, come to think of it, I think I just kissed ass for pixelated money by typing this. crap...
King Lamoni Gallente	Posted - 2009.10.16 23:12:00 - [115] give it all away to random people until you have have literally zero net worth left. Then see if you can beat the time it taken you previously to amass that wealth. Nothing like a good challenge
Jelosavich	Posted - 2009.10.16 23:18:00 - [116] Originally by: Cromzor Edited by: Cromzor on 16/10/2009 22:55:38 Find some way to cause people to belittle themselves for pixelated money. For example: Run a contest. Create an eve chat room. Pay a corp to monitor the channel 24/7. Whoever types compliments to you once at least every 5 minutes for the longest time wins a large sum of isk. Make sure the compliments change to prevent bots. See how long some pathetic soul will kiss ass. edit: hmm, come to think of it, I think I just kissed ass for pixelated money by typing this. crap... One word... bot. Here's some ideas... What I would do with a Trillian ISK... first I would go PVP in marauders, just because that would be epic. Then I would fund every corp at war with Star Fraction, because they're... unliked. I would pay to have people kill SF's Titan.
Dirk Mortice	Posted - 2009.10.16 23:39:00 - [117] Originally by: Antiseptic Follow these instructions very CAREFULLY 1. QUIT EVE 2. GET LAID 3. Get a gf maybe some children? 4. oh and did i mention to transfer some of the isk to me? okthxbye nah i kid kid but on a serious note you could make another thread and do something along the lines of what would you do for 100 billion isk? i'm sure you could get all kinds of weird stuff and that doesn't necessary mean only in-game stuff if u know what i mean! Use EVE isk to get laid in RL
Raw Yard	Posted - 2009.10.17 00:26:00 - [118] Edited by: Raw Yard on 17/10/2009 00:30:03 Buy all the titan BPOs(researched) then produce! You seem like an industrial type of guy, lotto some off, sell the others to major alliances(you could even get into the mothership business): 500billion and fit out yourself a sexy nightmare for missioning :D: 50 billion Edit: Id probably put 100billion into investments to use the other 450 billion into t2 production or collectibles
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2009.10.17 00:42:00 - [119] Not sure why you feel the need to earn ISK if you already have a trillion ISK. If you're some massive industrial juggernaut that I don't know about, my apologies - but people with a trillion ISK aren't looking for good ways to make ISK because they've got it figured out already. It kind of makes me doubtful that you have a trillion ISK. shrugs To each their own. Want to do something fun? Copy the last two years of my Eve life and do the same with your ISK that I have. Contests, giveaways, "Who Wants to be a Billionaire" contests, fit out 100 billion ISK officer fit ships. But if you have a trillion ISK, you have no reason to be looking for more. And if you're a greedy trillionaire, then you know how to make ISK better than 99% of the Eve population. And being in that elite 1%, you KNOW who the other 1% are, and how tightly they/we/whomever guard purse-strings, and know that you'll get nothing out of it. -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To
Saidra Raycheril	Posted - 2009.10.17 01:06:00 - [120] Well, there's a very famous movie called "Truman show". If you don't know it, it's about a man who lives in a big "dream world". An entertainment company filmed him all his live, from his birthday to his first kiss. Everyone he ever met was an actor who had a role to fill, even his best friend isn't real at all. My idea is to hire a BIG number of actors, everyone with a specific role. Invite a friend to EVE, or pick some random person and make him the "Truman". You control what he sees in EVE, who he meets, who will cheat him and who will make friends with him. You could greatly influence that person. It would be great fun and will make you feel like some god of EVE. At some time you might decide to reveal the truth and watch the reaction, maybe the victim will hate you, maybe you will become good friends. If you want to you could give him the money that remained for a kick start in the "real" EVE. Some risks: - somebody tells the victim - victim finds out by himself (warps around to discover and finds Jita) - people you hired don't play their roles properly - you or some person you trust and who organizes the show must always be online to watch all the steps of the victim. Maybe you have to intervene if he decides to do something you don't like.

Castiel's Fury	Posted - 2009.10.17 01:14:00 - [121] Edited by: Castiel''s Fury on 17/10/2009 01:30:28 Edited by: Castiel''s Fury on 17/10/2009 01:27:55 Buy famous player corpses and start your own "Wax Museum"? You can pay people to bring you specific corpses. Imagine a museum full of the games biggest (or most popular) players or the forum's biggest (or most popular) posters. ______________________ It burns when I pee...
Builder Robert	Posted - 2009.10.17 02:16:00 - [122] Buy Prostitutes ready for your ***** bar when WIS is in game.
Hiraka Shimuro Caldari Rome	Posted - 2009.10.17 02:39:00 - [123] buy ccp and sell it back to them for profit
Unicycle Theory	Posted - 2009.10.17 03:07:00 - [124] Find people who love EVE, but for financial reasons due to the economy or sickness, can no longer pay for it. Give them enough money to buy plenty of GTC's, and watch the smiles? I made 100B off courier contracts. Ask me anything.
Signore Kaeota Caldari Caelum Incognitum	Posted - 2009.10.17 03:23:00 - [125] Buy a state raven. Officer fit it, then SB jita 4-4 with it. Or buy up all the T2 BPOs of a certain ship / module, transfer them to an alt in a shuttle, suicide gank the alt then trash any that survive. -_-_-_- I, Signore Kaeota, hereby apologise for any and all offence caused by the contents of this above post, and all others that I have written, or otherwise been responsible for. -_-_-_
Eifersucht87	Posted - 2009.10.17 04:07:00 - [126] Give me 1B because I'm poor and can never make money.
Adult Baby	Posted - 2009.10.17 04:28:00 - [127] Originally by: Curzon Dax Not sure why you feel the need to earn ISK if you already have a trillion ISK. If you're some massive industrial juggernaut that I don't know about, my apologies - but people with a trillion ISK aren't looking for good ways to make ISK because they've got it figured out already. It kind of makes me doubtful that you have a trillion ISK. shrugs To each their own. Want to do something fun? Copy the last two years of my Eve life and do the same with your ISK that I have. Contests, giveaways, "Who Wants to be a Billionaire" contests, fit out 100 billion ISK officer fit ships. But if you have a trillion ISK, you have no reason to be looking for more. And if you're a greedy trillionaire, then you know how to make ISK better than 99% of the Eve population. And being in that elite 1%, you KNOW who the other 1% are, and how tightly they/we/whomever guard purse-strings, and know that you'll get nothing out of it. Well Leowen, i'd pay this guy ^^ to quit faster.
LarcatOfRens	Posted - 2009.10.17 04:38:00 - [128] Become EVE's odds maker. BoB and Goons are slugging it out in Delve? Pay for expert analysis, and make odds on it. Alliance tournament is up? PL only pays out .7 to 1. Odds on when Eve Central Reserve will be revealed to be a scam. Base off of prior Bank failure time frames. Odds on when Blasters will get more tracking. Odds on the next time highest players logged on will occur. Alternatively, crash trit buy buying Chribba's reserves and flooding them onto the market, and watch tens of thousands of eve players begin spam-self destructing battle ships. Laugh at EnYoJ (or whatever his name is) as he cries himself to sleep. -Larcat
Adunh Slavy	Posted - 2009.10.17 04:42:00 - [129] Advice for a trillion ... Wait and see what dominion brings and go from there. Lots may change between now and then. Best to save your hard earned cash till you know what you can do with it. The Real Space Initiative - V6 (Forum Link)
Chu Ran Caldari Perkone	Posted - 2009.10.17 04:45:00 - [130] 1) Give Chribba the trillion isk to hold. 2) Charge players 1B each to participate in a hunting game where you designate an area of high-sec space which you will fly within for a certain period of time. You will not dock or log off during that period of time nor will you fly outside the designated area (could be a constellation, could be linked 20-30 systems of your choice, etc..). Whoever can pod you and present your corpse as proof to Chribba receives the 1 Trillion isk prize. You may fly whatever ship you want and you can even scatter pre-fitted empty ships across the area in safe spots so that you can jump in another ship if you lose your current ship (but not yet podded). You keep all proceeds for this event regardless of the outcome. 3) If not one manages to kill you within the allotted time period, repeat step 2 as often as you desire or until you do get podded by someone.

Dealeeo	Posted - 2009.10.17 06:04:00 - [131] Transfer me 200 -- no, 300 <rubbing hands maniacally> ISK .... yes, 300 ISK. There is your master plan.
Rascael Rascaels	Posted - 2009.10.17 06:09:00 - [132] Buy 20 fully fitted battleships of each race and have a battle royal. 20 rounds, with the winners moving on to round two which is cruisers with 15 rounds with the winners moving on to round three, frigates for 10 rounds. The winners from that go onto starter ships for 5 rounds. the winner overall gets a billion. youtube it all and share.
pc dude Dawn of a new Empire The Initiative.	Posted - 2009.10.17 07:29:00 - [133] First select an entity in eve of whom you are not fond. Consider any who have given you trouble, griefed you, hired mercs against you, or anyone who has done this to those whom you call friends, or even anyone in general that you dislike in eve. Second, research who can most easily and effectively push back against this entity. If it was a high sec corp of some sort, fund mercenaries or rival corps. If it was a specific alliance, fund whoever is given them the greatest measure of trouble. Be selective in who you fund, how and how much of course, but then sit back and watch, and take joy in watching those who you dislike be caused grief by every last isk you pump into their enemy. Do not fund them all at once, to ensure that they stay on task. With a trillion isk of funding, an alliance could become quite a nussiance to another. Such funding could equate to titans that would tip a balance, battleship replacements, spiffy faction toys, or whatever the situtation calls for. Even over a short period such funds could tip a fight for a small area, provide the might to accumulate new allies or even just aggrovate some leaders who thought they had an enemy beat. There are plenty of sources out of which you could draw to find someone to dislike such as CAOD, C&P or perhaps your lossmail history. It would inappropriate for me to suggest specifc targets, as I am not the one with the hoard of isk at my disposal, but surely there is someone you would enjoy seeing stomped... Meh, my 2 isk
Felix Jugo	Posted - 2009.10.17 08:54:00 - [134] 1 trillion ISK gives you a huge amount of influence over people who play this game. Remember that there are miners out there who will mine in highsec for a few million ISK/hour. My suggestion: pay people to inform and entertain you. That's the purpose of this thread, isn't it? Nothing's stopping you from doing something similar to this on a regular basis. From time to time, post a question about a topic that interests you, offering rewards for the responses you like best. You might want to try being vague. Think of how many different kinds of responses you might get if you say nothing but "Bring me pictures of Spiderman!" Comic book collectors will send links to scans, artists will draw sketches for you, etc. Some of those will be clever enough to be worth your ISK, but who knows what else you might get? EVE is a big community... maybe one of us knows a guy who knows a guy who works for Marvel Comics... Perhaps this is the plan you're looking for. It'd be fun while the money lasts, but even you can't afford to run threads like this every day. I do have an idea for a more permanent way of paying people to amuse you; I'll explain that in my next post.
Felix Jugo	Posted - 2009.10.17 09:31:00 - [135] Start an online newspaper covering real life news. Why? 1) Whimsy e.g. Sports section. You don't need to pay for news about the NFL. That's easy to get elsewhere. What your ISK could buy you is information about really obscure sports. I'm sure there is at least one person out there in the EVE community who knows a lot about Jai Alai and who is willing to write a short column about what's new in the sport for 50m ISK / week. 2) RL news you want but can't get elsewhere. EVE players can give you this in at least two different ways. First, we live in different countries all around the globe. When wars break out, it's probable that there are people on both sides of the border who would want to tell their stories. More importantly, we have players who speak a very wide range of languages. Wouldn't you be willing to pay imaginary money for a real-time translation of a foreign leader's speech in time of crisis? A newspaper sounds like a lot of work, doesn't it? Well, with a trillion ISK you don't need to be the one doing the work. Hire editors and a webpage designer. For that matter, you can hire an editor-in-chief to do all of the organizational work for you. Being publisher is an easy job, now that you've earned the ISK to make it happen.
Arous Drephius	Posted - 2009.10.17 09:36:00 - [136] Buy all the Trit in Jita.
Xetal Maelstrom	Posted - 2009.10.17 10:16:00 - [137] Buy 3000 PLEXs and add 250 years to your gametime.
DsItnangel Caldari Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2009.10.17 10:35:00 - [138] I think it would be pretty cool if you developed a scavenger hunt similar to what Red Bullis doing. They call it the "Stash". Random clues to a box with an item in it. As there are about 70ish regions in EvE you could hide and anchor several cans in space in each region and password protect them. Each can would have a clue to its location and another clue as to its password. Inside the can would be a specific item(s) that would need to be presented to your character via contract with contract title "Eve Scavenger Hunt". The party that locates and presents the item would win a predetermined amount of ISK and be allowed to participate in "THE FINAL SCAVENGER HUNT" (The final scavenger hunt would reward the finder with either a really awesome item or a exponentially larger sum of cash) You could set this whole thing up at your leisure and develop the clues as you go. Then when everything is in place. You could release either all the clues at once or one at a time and watch as the whole community breaks away from their daily routine to have a go at finding the treasure.... I think it would be really fun to see this go down in EvE. And I hope that you like my idea even though I kinda stole it from Red Bull. ♥ Desolation Angel Beware Dear Saboteur, You Shall Be Measured
Galaxy Junkie Space Candy Distribution	Posted - 2009.10.17 11:02:00 - [139] Originally by: DsItnangel I think it would be pretty cool if you developed a scavenger hunt similar to what Red Bullis doing. They call it the "Stash". Random clues to a box with an item in it. As there are about 70ish regions in EvE you could hide and anchor several cans in space in each region and password protect them. Each can would have a clue to its location and another clue as to its password. Inside the can would be a specific item(s) that would need to be presented to your character via contract with contract title "Eve Scavenger Hunt". The party that locates and presents the item would win a predetermined amount of ISK and be allowed to participate in "THE FINAL SCAVENGER HUNT" (The final scavenger hunt would reward the finder with either a really awesome item or a exponentially larger sum of cash) You could set this whole thing up at your leisure and develop the clues as you go. Then when everything is in place. You could release either all the clues at once or one at a time and watch as the whole community breaks away from their daily routine to have a go at finding the treasure.... I think it would be really fun to see this go down in EvE. And I hope that you like my idea even though I kinda stole it from Red Bull. ♥ Desolation Angel Best idea so far....Would be hilarious to see people crossing enemy lines to find the treasure, Triple A up into Morsus Mihi space and Pandemic Legion into Red Alliance space and vice versa. "Podded looking for THE STASH" ==LEOWEN STASH 4TW==
Searge2142	Posted - 2009.10.17 11:07:00 - [140] 1. Get a lot of freighters, then block of every stargate in Jita Something that requires less ships: 2. Give 5 billion to random new corps to help them get on track 3. Go to a random system, Go to local > Click on a random person > Click "give money" > Fill in as much as your wallet allows > Click OK.

D'Kharr	Posted - 2009.10.17 11:29:00 - [141] Buy some nice officer mods and drop them in cans in high-sec Gravimetric sites. That way there would actually be a point to scanning out these worthless abominations!
Raiku Onni	Posted - 2009.10.17 11:34:00 - [142] 1. Setup a buyback system for all the Sov holding control towers that are about to become useless after the Dominion patch. 2. Wait several months for the next patch where they introduce t1 -> t2 salvage reactors and everyone needs a tower again quick. 3. Profit (once more!)
Aeon Jonas Caldari Point Blank. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.10.17 11:53:00 - [143] Sounds silly but some sort of good cause? Use some of your isk and work in conjunction with Chribba and his practice of leaving cans of free stuff about? Help him do it on a bigger scale? Maybe fund some corps that actually set out to help newer players and train them up? Or even start up your own and pay people to run it? Great power comes great responsibility etc etc. Or just start a new alliance and be very picky with who joins it and fund all losses and make a huge impact in 0.0 as money is no object?
Otebski	Posted - 2009.10.17 12:00:00 - [144] The fun: Organize a race in some deeps space with prefitted frigates like rifters. Each with mwd and 2 webs. The race should be a couple laps. Only hostiles actions allowed would be webbing opponents. Watch and film people as they have to make choice of who to web, when to mwd and how everyone webs the guy that is 1 lap ahead of next guy. The evil: Browse C&P or killboards and look for multi bilion officer fitted ships lost in high sec. Buy them new ones. Pay mercs to kill them again in same ship. The good: Nah. not worth the isk.
TheCrazyT	Posted - 2009.10.17 12:12:00 - [145] Edited by: TheCrazyT on 17/10/2009 12:13:26 Enable the nightmare mode by placing all your cash as bounty on your head. That way you would be eve enemy no. 1. Edit: nvm. somebody was faster, already mentioned.
RRNL Caldari	Posted - 2009.10.17 12:27:00 - [146] Invest it in me, I will triple it in 3 years time and i will give u 200% back. Buying and start making profit on T2 bpo's is my idea
Aeon Jonas Caldari Point Blank. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.10.17 12:28:00 - [147] Edited by: Aeon Jonas on 17/10/2009 12:29:19 Another idea would be a rat race across EVE? From the top to the bottom having to stop off at various check points to collect items so they don't JC form the top to the bottom? Keep the check points secret until the race starts? See who can best use their existing jump clones and is able to kill of the enemy as the race goes on? Prize for the winner? Edit: Forgot to mention this is an adjustment from the page 3 suggestion in that there are check points etc.
Shigsy Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate	Posted - 2009.10.17 12:41:00 - [148] Buy all the dysprosium on market and DON'T resell it
Leowen Industrial Giants	Posted - 2009.10.17 12:50:00 - [149] Originally by: Lord's Servant You ever watched some of the videos on evetube? You ever seen a video of someone constantly hotdropping several motherships on people? :) Id take that isk and buy a couple chars (or talk to soem very trusted ppl and buy em a mothership) and roam around making videos of you going into amamake and hotdropping like 5 motherships onto gangs of ppl every day. Take em to rancer...flatten the gatecamp there. Just do crazy stuff with em, would get you epic e-fame and your name would be synonimous with epic mothership combat :) Imagine...aw look at that cute little rifter...cyno...wtf...5 motherships ZOMFG!!!! Awesomeness in a can :) -Lord's Servant This wins Page 3. Hehehe good one
Leowen Industrial Giants	Posted - 2009.10.17 13:01:00 - [150] Originally by: Hiraka Shimuro start a weekly or monthly free lottery available to the entire eve community. every drawing you give away 1-12 plex cards. eventually it will get so popular that you will probably get donations and plenty of ideas from other users to help fund new ideas. Page 4 winner. Hmmm I seem to be quite the philanthropist. I think you need to give me some more 'Leo the Evil One' ideas, I want to do something MEAN!!!! Oh, and to Curzon Dax. I can post a screenie if people really want me to, but didn't really want this thread to be all about Leo's e-peen. I've made a point of being fairly obscure in recent years but in the past my main was Bertie who ran EVE's first T2 Component business. Big money was made and I invested it in 40-50 hot T2 prints. No juggernaut needed, just a one-man show playing EVE far too much.

Selene D'Celeste Caldari The D'Celeste Trading Company ISK Six	Posted - 2009.10.17 13:30:00 - [151] Damnit Leowen, always silent for long periods. Then poof, threadnaught =D Originally by: Felix Jugo 1 trillion ISK gives you a huge amount of influence over people who play this game. Remember that there are miners out there who will mine in highsec for a few million ISK/hour. My suggestion: pay people to inform and entertain you. Having talked to you for a little about this many months ago, I think this is probably what you're looking for. Or something similar at least. What would you like to see happen in EVE? What would you like to see added? Personally I want more third-party websites and software, and if I had a few extra hundred B to blow on making a coalition of developers to do things, I would (or will). At this point you can easily afford to pay people to start and run corps for you for whatever purpose you desire, and you can pay people to gather information for curiosity, espionage, or simply to broker knowledge (think, people paying you to know about X or Y since you'd always be kept up to date by agents). This would really switch your focus from the mainly solo-play with T2 comps and marketeering and focus more on not only meeting and interacting with other players in a fun way, but in making their game and EVE itself more interesting and fun. That sounds like a damn worthy way to spend ISK. I also can't complain about the several posters who told you to buy the State Raven. =P She's pretty, but if someone was going to use it for reals, I'd sell it in a heartbeat.
Vardain Starhammer	Posted - 2009.10.17 13:43:00 - [152] Originally by: Leowen Page 4 winner. Hmmm I seem to be quite the philanthropist. I think you need to give me some more 'Leo the Evil One' ideas, I want to do something MEAN!!!! [:pirate: Mean? 1) A roaming fleet of combat badgers.... soon your name will be synonymous with the most feared ship of all 2) Put something valuable in a low-sec can and let everyone know where it is and what's inside, then have a few friends/mercs waiting around it with stealth bombers 3) Create an in-game version of takeshi's castle! - this one isn't quite evil but would be great, imagine hundreds of players trying to get through the gate camp of doom, or trying to dodge torpedoes in a ship with a massive sig, and in the end put the winners up against some T3 ships while all they are allowed are shuttles....? 4) Move everything in jita to a 0.0 system... a really, really remote one.... good luck with it!
Sean Alenko AlfaCorp Saints Amongst Sinners	Posted - 2009.10.17 13:47:00 - [153] Hire a few thousand mercs bring them to high-sec and have the mother of all fleet battles with concord. You could be the Che Guevara of EVE
Planitar JBTEK INC.	Posted - 2009.10.17 13:52:00 - [154] Do you realize all the money you made will never back back your soul? If i had 1 tril, prob donate a heap to Eve uni and maybe join a pvp corp or eve uni share what i know or pew pew til my hearts content, and spend the money as i go.
Keiran Goose	Posted - 2009.10.17 14:01:00 - [155] For the Meaner side of you: A Trillion ISK will buy a lot of things, including people. If I were you I would 'hire' some of the most powerful corps/alliance and make a mega alliance, all your involvement would be is paying the people, they would orchestrate the biggest, most powerful alliance EVE has seen, just stomping through the galaxy, there will be no need for sov or anything, just go through space and anihilate everything in your path. All space, not just one though, use the idea from page 3 to hotdrop hundreds of cap ships, titans and motherships on random POS'es throughout all eve. Alliances would cower in your midst and be in total clamity in your wake. The sheer number of people that work for you would be enough to crush everything in front, to the side and to the rear of you. The mere mention of your name would case locals to dock up. You would be, dare I say it... The Chuck Norris of EVE! It would be epic, the amount of posts about how much destruction you cause, how many pos'es you took down. You could basically make EVE 'start over' there would be no alliance that had any space because as soon as they did you would demolish them, then when all the alliances have disbanded and gone through sheer lack of money, you could just disband the Alliance and watch EVE rebuild itself from scratch. This ending also falls inside the idea from page one 'Rediscovering EVE' you could fly through the 0.0 systems in a shuttle and no one would be there for a few weeks at least. :-) Kieran.
Peraxx Amarr Peraxx Lottery Corp.	Posted - 2009.10.17 14:19:00 - [156] 1) You could buy a few amazing characters, and get people to pay you to pod them back to 900k SP if you forget to upgrade their clones. 2) You could buy all of the highsec capitals and go on a suicide ganking spree with a dread or Carrier until CONCORD owns you. 3) You could donate some of the ISK to the people who make EVE a brilliant place to be (Chribba, Darknesss etc) 4) You could buy all of the Tabacco in the universe and be the first person to get an EVE smokers cough (RP Style) 5) You could donate ISK to the newbies in the starter system when you see them mining for their first Cruiser/Destroyer. 6) You could fund an epic PVP movie where people are flying epicly fit Faction stuff and Fraps it all. (Just a few ideas, but they might work ) Win an Archon & a Nidhoggur for 10m Isk! Click me!
Hiraka Shimuro Caldari Rome	Posted - 2009.10.17 14:28:00 - [157] buy some t2 bpos for me so i can start making a fortune for once. started eve in 2004 and im still poor...
Phoenix Pryde Caldari 3-I Area 42	Posted - 2009.10.17 15:12:00 - [158] Took you a while Just pondered when we last bought some comps off you, but it must ve been 2005'ish ^^ As for the actual topic ... meh ... i dunno. But i wouldnt share a superawesome answer (if there were one ...) for a mere bill ;) That said, there obviously is lotsa stuff one can blow money on, some suggestions being clear evidence ... lol P.S.: What happened to 'Bertie' though ? :P
Daffyd Bowie	Posted - 2009.10.17 15:21:00 - [159] Edited by: Daffyd Bowie on 17/10/2009 15:23:17 Run your own version of 'The Black Box" Once a day: >Leowen chooses an obvious carebear, hisec dweller at random. He opens a convo. Leowen>> "Hello Daffyd" Daffyd>> "Hello" Leowen>> "I'd like you to make a decision, Daffyd. I am going to leave this convo open for the next 1/2 hour. At any time during that half hour you may close the convo or you may type "Push the Button". Leowen>> "Should you close the convo 10 new-to-Eve players will receive a 10 million ISK gift and your life will return to normal. Should you choose to type "Push the Button" 10 random new-to-Eve players will be suicide ganked and podded and you will receive 100 million ISK." Leowen>> "You will receive no further communication from me ever and anything other than a closed convo or "Push the Button" will be ignored. You have 30 miutes." There's nothing "meaner" or more evil than messing with people's sense of their own morality.
Daffyd Bowie	Posted - 2009.10.17 15:34:00 - [160] Oh, one more idea that fits "mean" -- Pay mercs to pod anyone who suggested you do something kind or decent in this thread.....better yet pay to have everyone who responded in this thread podded.

Vardain Starhammer	Posted - 2009.10.17 15:39:00 - [161] Originally by: Daffyd Bowie Edited by: Daffyd Bowie on 17/10/2009 15:23:17 Run your own version of 'The Black Box" Once a day: >Leowen chooses an obvious carebear, hisec dweller at random. He opens a convo. Leowen>> "Hello Daffyd" Daffyd>> "Hello" Leowen>> "I'd like you to make a decision, Daffyd. I am going to leave this convo open for the next 1/2 hour. At any time during that half hour you may close the convo or you may type "Push the Button". Leowen>> "Should you close the convo 10 new-to-Eve players will receive a 10 million ISK gift and your life will return to normal. Should you choose to type "Push the Button" 10 random new-to-Eve players will be suicide ganked and podded and you will receive 100 million ISK." Leowen>> "You will receive no further communication from me ever and anything other than a closed convo or "Push the Button" will be ignored. You have 30 miutes." There's nothing "meaner" or more evil than messing with people's sense of their own morality. can make this even better, when they push the button they themselves get suicide ganked for picking on new players
Otebski	Posted - 2009.10.17 15:47:00 - [162] Buy enough t1 fitted torp ravens and pay enough people to hunt down every marauder/faction ship in major missions hubs. This could probably double your isk from loot too:P
Daffyd Bowie	Posted - 2009.10.17 15:52:00 - [163] Originally by: Vardain Starhammer can make this even better, when they push the button they themselves get suicide ganked for picking on new players Well, it'd be his game so he could run it any way he wanted but the point would be to have no ramifications to a "Push the Button" choice other than any guilt at condemning 10 newbies for 100mil ISK. Of course publishing results and having word filter through the community about the Black Box game might be interesting to watch.
Leowen Industrial Giants	Posted - 2009.10.17 16:27:00 - [164] Edited by: Leowen on 17/10/2009 16:30:56 Originally by: Phoenix Pryde Took you a while Just pondered when we last bought some comps off you, but it must ve been 2005'ish ^^ As for the actual topic ... meh ... i dunno. But i wouldnt share a superawesome answer (if there were one ...) for a mere bill ;) That said, there obviously is lotsa stuff one can blow money on, some suggestions being clear evidence ... lol P.S.: What happened to 'Bertie' though ? :P Hey Phoenix I prob hit the trill in assets a year or two ago actually, just never had it in cash before. Bert is still around, need to get him a PLEX or two actually he has expired atm. Back when Bertie made his billions from selling comps I didn't want my customers to know how much money I was making from them, so I made Leo and this corp. Of course I was also bidding against my customers (inc you) to win BPO's in auctions... I carried on doing comps on and off with this char for the last couple of years and Bertie was an FC for Caldari FW for a while, again anonymity was a good thing, he probably would have been primary'd even more if those Gall scumbags had known he was minted Finally sold off all my comp prints a few months ago, 15 chars running 24/7 production was a bit painful really. Good to see you're still around. Leo (Bert)
Hiraka Shimuro Caldari Rome	Posted - 2009.10.17 16:28:00 - [165] Edited by: Hiraka Shimuro on 17/10/2009 16:29:22 idea for your evil side: start up and fund a corp that suicide ganks freighters in high sec. i am sure you will get 50 people that would want to join the corp just to be a part of this. if handled well, you could probably put a few people out of business and keep your thrown of being one of the richest players ever in the eve universe.
Tyler Tharn Celestial Janissaries Curatores Veritatis Alliance	Posted - 2009.10.17 16:47:00 - [166] I'll humor you. I believe that you should assist us in seeding Providence with Stations. Join us in our crusade to make 0.0 a better place for neutrals. All those newbies that want to find out what 0.0 is really like view Providence as an area of new exploration. As part of CVA, we try to protect these delicate citizens of the Empires from marauding wolves. So, if I had a trillion ISK, or even a billion, I'd donate it to either some new stations or for better disposable PvP ships for the Alliance, to aid in our quest to make our little slice of 0.0 better for those who desire new horizons.
Ta'jek Angels Of Death EVE Free Worlds Alliance	Posted - 2009.10.17 16:59:00 - [167] Posted this in another thread previously and thought I would expand on it. Hire as many mercs as possible to kill anything that moves in all the trade hubs... Jita, Rens, Amarr, Hek and watch the chaos. or buy large number of tech 1 fitted ships and advertise a huge roam through 0.0 killing anything that flies(kind of like an agony roam). See how far it gets before every ship is taken down
Mr LaboratoryRat Confederation of DuckTape Lovers	Posted - 2009.10.17 18:53:00 - [168] U can invest it in me so i can do some more market manipulation and spend all my isk to killing goonies and make eve a better world for us all
Felix Jugo	Posted - 2009.10.17 18:55:00 - [169] Oh, so it's evil you're looking for. The worst thing I can think of: kill all the newbies. Make it known that you're offering money for killmails of characters on a trial account. Offer a token sum for each kill -- 5 or 10 million, let's say. That's enough to motivate a newish pirate to go for the gank, but low enough that you can keep doing it EVE wide for quite a long time. Be lazy; hire people to go through the killmails for you. Careful -- it's so outrageously evil that you'd probably get banned. CCP wouldn't like it if a whole generation of new players quit the game in confused rage because they couldn't leave a station without being ganked.
icecooljon	Posted - 2009.10.17 19:35:00 - [170] suggestions: 1) Buy two Faction/officer fitted "solo" titans and 2 alts to pilot them, hire out a solar system from a large alliance so its completely empty and fight with them, make a video. I for one would LOVE to watch that (EVEmail me with a link if thats already been done) then once one is killed/neither can break the others tank, sell them to the Alliance for a large chunk of your money back. 2) Buy one of the remaining high-sec capital ships and put all remaining ISK into a bounty on the pilots head. Then Leave station and advertise your where-abouts. Then watch the fleets roll in. (ps. join NPC corp so you cannot be war dec'd) Sit back and watch the fireworks as fleets of ships are vaporised by Concord. All in all have fun, after all its just a game. You could always buy Time codes and sell them for real money, but thats a pretty obvious suggestion in my opinion.

Kuzya Morozov Gallente Stir Crazy Research and Manufacturing Wicked Nation	Posted - 2009.10.17 20:24:00 - [171] Originally by: icecooljon suggestions: 1) Buy two Faction/officer fitted "solo" titans and 2 alts to pilot them, hire out a solar system from a large alliance so its completely empty and fight with them There seems to be nothing wrong with this plan.
Ivanna Nuke Daralux	Posted - 2009.10.17 20:27:00 - [172] Buy up every single magnetic field stabilizer tech 1 and 2, and resell them for 2isk at a location deep in low sec space.
Jerera Minmatar	Posted - 2009.10.17 20:38:00 - [173] I'd buy 277 years of game time And teach my future kids to continue training skills. But yeah, you are obviously interested in my post because you're now reading my signature.
Lord's Servant	Posted - 2009.10.17 23:14:00 - [174] I see you liked my idea, and TYVM for the iskies...was an awesome thing to login and see some extra isk :P If you really really like the idea.....I know a guy with 2 mothership ready (carrier 5 etc etc) pilots if u wanna try it...wink wink nudge nudge...are you actually gonna take any of these ideas? :) Maybe do each idea once or twice? (if affordable) I dont expect even moar isk...but it would be nice..and I love giving out ideas :) Another fun idea would be to take, say a dread guristas large tower..anchor it smack dab in the middle of goonspace/razorspace/pl space/ w/e space and load it up with hardeners. Hire a merc corp or take a bunch of friends/ppl with carriers and see how long you can keep it repped/surviving against their horde of dreads. Would be fun to skim the shields with like 20-30 ppl with chimeras repping the pos like nuts :) -Lords
zulgol Gallente Terra Incognita Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2009.10.17 23:18:00 - [175] If i had 1tri i would go and buy all ships in the game and officer fit them all. as a show off :) or you could give some to chribba and ask him to make some kind of event with big prizes in or you could try the thing most ppl will think is scrams where you fly to a system and write in local that you got a big amount of isk and you will send the back the amount they send to you dubble up just to see how many thay will try to see if you was scramming
CydonianKnight THE IRIS Novus Auctorita	Posted - 2009.10.17 23:58:00 - [176] I know it might seem a waste but... Go around and get yourself ransomed (on a different char). Found out which pirates are "honourable" and release you, see who just kills you. Then hire mercs to kill the "dishonourable" pirates.
CydonianKnight THE IRIS Novus Auctorita	Posted - 2009.10.18 00:05:00 - [177] Alternatively, buy yourself a spy and/or high-level char in an alliance. Hire people to help you, steal all that alliances stuff. Or Assuming Yih's Goon plan isnt a fake, give him money and you will be party to a very historical event. This may be best as you dont have to do anything, you can just have your name on it.
Dhuyhu	Posted - 2009.10.18 00:13:00 - [178] Support new PvP'rs! Pay out large sums of money for trial accounts that get kills, vs non trials, have a "trial account" tourney, 900k SP chars only, 4v4 or something along those lines, and pay out a hefty prize to the winners, and a few other prizes, funniest teams, most unusual chars, something along those lines. wouldnt be something you would need to run even, im sure for iskies you could hire people to take care of the logistics and actual running of the tourney, put up the money for prizes, and ships for the teams, should be interesting
Gukumatzz	Posted - 2009.10.18 00:37:00 - [179] Buy yourself a ARMY to destroy someones territory then amass a large network of multiple POS in your system and build yourself a stronghold that can become your fortress. Hire people to guard your kingdom as well. Then sit back and watch! 1 billion to a beginner now? please?
Zeerover DeadSpace Exploration and Investigations	Posted - 2009.10.18 00:45:00 - [180] Buy the Band of Brother's corp from Goons and tease SirMolle with it... or resell it to him.

Vulcanoo	Posted - 2009.10.18 00:55:00 - [181] stop being carebear and start pvp it is better late than never
Aluin Chaput Caldari Mort's Navy	Posted - 2009.10.18 01:26:00 - [182] Three possible ones. A: Invest in tons of long term IPOs. B: Bail out EBank on the condition they will pay you back 200%. C: Invest all your money on Shuttles, proceed the crash market prices in an attempt to undermine the Goon war effort. (Cause we all know they buy shuttle futures)
Station Janitor	Posted - 2009.10.18 02:03:00 - [183] I would see how stupid peaople are. First I'd post a thread saying I'll send 1 billion for the best idea per page. Then I would sit back and see how long it would take for someone to post 30 blank posts from 30 new trial accounts.
Greg Dykatar	Posted - 2009.10.18 02:20:00 - [184] offer 1 billion isk for the best haiku about your socks buy one of the the last remaining silver magnate's or guardian vexors and give it to a new player you like on the condition that he must consistently use it until it is destroyed or he outgrows it, in which case he must give it to another new player he finds deserving. They must send you a recap of how it was destroyed. create a "thanks" thread, give any character that is thanked 10 million isk offer 50 billion isk in a rat-race style showdown. They must go from one end of the universe to the other, extra points are awarded for using a freighter buy a titan, self destruct it
King Jita	Posted - 2009.10.18 02:45:00 - [185] Invest in me and together we'll own Jita
D0can	Posted - 2009.10.18 02:58:00 - [186] Makes Alts and put 100m-1b bounties on them. Then hold massive Man Hunt Events for weekly prizes!
Stela'Artois Capital Ventures Incorporated	Posted - 2009.10.18 03:11:00 - [187] I would become a reverse pirate. Build yourself a few well equiped PvP ships, and set a course for low-sec. Become a lone wolf pirate. Lock newb's down, scram em, and start negotiating their ransom. Each time you ransom one have the convo look like this: You: 50mil or your ship victim: I cant pay 50mil! You: (transfer isk) You can now...have a nice day. And then warp off. If someone actually pays the ransom, then double it going back to them for being a good sport. If they whine/go emo...then burn them down.
Misaniovent Blood Phage Syndicate Dark Solar Empire	Posted - 2009.10.18 03:30:00 - [188] Actively disruptive cap ship market manipulation. You could play this in any number of ways, but I would suggest that you create several alts in several regions, and, waiting until Dominion begins and brings conflict with it, purchase every dreadnought available on the market, as well as all in contracts. Additionally, I would place as many orders with major alliances and producers as you can afford for these ships, using different characters, and I would keep them tied up in stations for as long as possible. Make it your goal to, through your network of buyers, to make Eve a war of capital attrition for a month or two. Is this feasible? Maybe not, but if it is, you would become an extremely powerful man. You could try something similar with faction ships, working to keep them as low priced as possible. Snap them off of contracts and let it be known that you'll sell them at massively reduced prices on a first-come first-served basis. Basically, see if you can remove an element of the game for even a short period of time.
Ord Mei	Posted - 2009.10.18 04:28:00 - [189] You Sir Leowen, are dubbed Sir Robin Hood!
Kyreax Neuronix	Posted - 2009.10.18 04:52:00 - [190] Originally by: Stela'Artois I would become a reverse pirate. Build yourself a few well equiped PvP ships, and set a course for low-sec. Become a lone wolf pirate. Lock newb's down, scram em, and start negotiating their ransom. Each time you ransom one have the convo look like this: You: 50mil or your ship victim: I cant pay 50mil! You: (transfer isk) You can now...have a nice day. And then warp off. If someone actually pays the ransom, then double it going back to them for being a good sport. If they whine/go emo...then burn them down. OK, I like this one. --------------------------------------------------- It's a Templar, an Amarr Fighter used by Carriers.

Icy Manipulat0r	Posted - 2009.10.18 05:05:00 - [191] Originally by: Galaxy Junkie Originally by: DsItnangel I think it would be pretty cool if you developed a scavenger hunt similar to what Red Bullis doing. They call it the "Stash". Random clues to a box with an item in it. As there are about 70ish regions in EvE you could hide and anchor several cans in space in each region and password protect them. Each can would have a clue to its location and another clue as to its password. Inside the can would be a specific item(s) that would need to be presented to your character via contract with contract title "Eve Scavenger Hunt". The party that locates and presents the item would win a predetermined amount of ISK and be allowed to participate in "THE FINAL SCAVENGER HUNT" (The final scavenger hunt would reward the finder with either a really awesome item or a exponentially larger sum of cash) You could set this whole thing up at your leisure and develop the clues as you go. Then when everything is in place. You could release either all the clues at once or one at a time and watch as the whole community breaks away from their daily routine to have a go at finding the treasure.... I think it would be really fun to see this go down in EvE. And I hope that you like my idea even though I kinda stole it from Red Bull. ♥ Desolation Angel Best idea so far....Would be hilarious to see people crossing enemy lines to find the treasure, Triple A up into Morsus Mihi space and Pandemic Legion into Red Alliance space and vice versa. "Podded looking for THE STASH" ==LEOWEN STASH 4TW== I think this would be pretty awesome. I actually found one of the red bull stashes last week. OMG to be able continue my hunt in EvE would be Epic. Even if you don't select this guys to be the winner you should at least get with him and figure out how to make this happen cause Me and about 10 other buddies were talking about this exact idea last week and someone needs to do it for sure.
Nano Pope	Posted - 2009.10.18 05:20:00 - [192] I also like the lowsec 'Robin Hood' idea, but it needs scaling up. Not enough noobs in lowsec, and needs some expertise the OP might not have. I propose hiring mercs to invade CVA space and play Robin Hoods to the CVAs Sherrif of Nottingham. Put the RPG back into MMORPG. Same idea, larger scale. If the 1B thing is legit, please credit the original idea.
Kaylee Juuna	Posted - 2009.10.18 07:35:00 - [193] If I were you, I'd do anything I could to mess anything up. Heavily disrupt Jita's market Heavily disrupt the market Completely close off the low-sec of one region through mercenary corporations Buy every limited item you can. Tourny prize ships, T2 BPOs, etc. After completely controlling the 'rare' market, slowly sell everything for 50x what you bought it for. Make your own market in a non-trade hub system. The most risky, but possibly extremely profitable. The best: Hire mercenary corps (the best you can find, and enough of them!) to move into and take control of a 0.0 region owned by a 0.0 alliance, preferably a really big one. Inform all of them that they'll be working together, have them formulate their takeover plan (or if it's even feasible), and completely take control of the region. Make sure your money continually grows. It's better to have 10 trillion after a month than 10 billion left and a war you have to fund by yourself.
Devalis Minmatar Unified Deadspace Armada	Posted - 2009.10.18 08:03:00 - [194] Edited by: Devalis on 18/10/2009 08:05:05 I have 2 idea's 1> Fun/Costly Idea: Pay goon's to get rid of TCF, RAZOR Alliance and Wildly Inappropriate(I.E Get goon's to attack TCF, RAZOR, WI to lose sov) I think that would be one fun and awesome thing to hear about and watch on the maps.... Just think you could start:Well: A "Super War" Could you image all the mayhem? Wow that' sounds awesome anyways to stir up some new war action, Tired of hearing about all these Bank scams. 2> : Support my future plan's to make a "Player" Time line of all major event's From WARS to x-pack's etc. A goal i have told a few corp mates about, a super time line rather. Something so i can keep eve in my life even off-line! 3> Look at my skill plan and tell me what i should do with my life. --_--_-- http://eve-sheet.com/skills/Devalis
Tsu'gan	Posted - 2009.10.18 10:42:00 - [195] Edited by: Tsu''gan on 18/10/2009 10:42:58 If it's not been saide before. You should buy all the remaining tickets in the BIG Titan Lottery and put the scam allegations to rest.
Dibsi Dei Salamyhkaisten kilta HYDRA RELOADED	Posted - 2009.10.18 11:02:00 - [196] Originally by: LaVista Vista 3. Buy enough accounts to get onto the CSM, or somebody you want on there.
Mobius Q	Posted - 2009.10.18 11:11:00 - [197] Originally by: Leowen 1 Trillion ISK - What would you do? Same thing we do every night Pinky Facepalm, The Brain
Leowen Industrial Giants	Posted - 2009.10.18 11:22:00 - [198] Thanks for the ideas. I will indeed be running with some of them, though not always necessarily the ones that win the 1B, and not always in their full original form. I will also need to make the ultimate decision soon I guess - am I going to find something(s) interesting enough to do to keep on playing, or am I going to quit? I know large-scale industry is done for me, I won't ever again be "tied" to the game as I used to be. But on the other hand it's a bit depressing somehow to close the door on around 1.3T worth of hard graft. Come on, somebody break out the world's smallest violin Anyway, I will choose winners for the last few pages and pay out a little later today. Keep the ideas coming. Oh, and it's been quite heartening to see hardly any negative posts on here. I genuinely need some inspiration and thought this the best way to get it, but this thread could have easily become a "put your e-peen away" flame-fest. So thanks.
Devalis Minmatar Unified Deadspace Armada	Posted - 2009.10.18 13:34:00 - [199] Originally by: Leowen Oh, and it's been quite heartening to see hardly any negative posts on here. I genuinely need some inspiration and thought this the best way to get it, but this thread could have easily become a "put your e-peen away" flame-fest. So thanks. I think it's more along the line's most of us see it past the "e-peen" stage and onto a "Great Feat" Which really it is. --_--_-- http://eve-sheet.com/skills/Devalis
Pole Dancer	Posted - 2009.10.18 15:08:00 - [200] Pay players to write Leowen with secure cans at every gate in the Eve universe. It will be impossible to travel anywhere without being reminded of you. After they recover from their fanfest hangovers, CCP will remember they said something about the need for speed some time ago and alter the game to make this behaviour impossible on the basis that it improves database speed. The change will become known as "The Leowen Patch". Forum trolls will start more threads on the topic than they did on unholy rage thus ensuring that your name lives forever!

Count MonteCarlo Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED	Posted - 2009.10.18 16:12:00 - [201] Go on a Roaming op with all the best Movie Makers, have them all fraps it, and have every one in gang to be in a pimped out faction BS, and try to make a really epic pvp movie out of it Something like that will make thousands of people know who you are and remember you
Renownedwolf	Posted - 2009.10.18 16:51:00 - [202] fit a couple of super fast frigs and start bumping into random people in high sec(10-30min non stop bumping) if done right they cant warp off watch the tears
AdmiralDovolski Gallente Nutz N Boltz DEFI4NT	Posted - 2009.10.18 17:45:00 - [203] i have a few ideas: 1) fly out to an active 0.0 warzone and buy ALL of the ships on market, along with ALL plates, shield extenders, and weapon unpgrades. force em to go fight in active tanked ships 2) anchor secure cans around the eve galaxy, with bookmarks inside. have bookmarkes named with a code, and have various prizes. for example, isk. or a faction battleship. or 5-10 merc corps wardeccing the person for 2 weeks. its all good. 3) **SHAMELESS PLUS play poker with it, go all in on multi-billion hands, have lulz. 4)open trade randomly with people in 4-4 and drop 1 tril in the window. don not hit accept, just sit there and laugh as they try to claim it. make a bookmark called "lol noob" or something. 5) its been said, but i cant restate this enough: buy all the plex cards in 4-4, relist for either a huge price or a tiny one, depending on how nice you are. 6) randomly type in a 3 letter combination into the "people and places" window. convo the people who show up. give them a mothership and a mothership pilot. then watch as they struggle to deal with a supercap and no logistics 7) buy several faction battleship in jita, offer to eject from it at planet one, self destruct/smartbomb. rinse and repeat until you feel content and/or are -10. 8) do trivia in jita local. youd be surprised how much fun it can be. 9)have curzon dax commission a song for you based on a ridiculously stupid track (may i recommend eye of the tiger just to ** with him?) 10) officer fit a t1 frig/noobship, go pvp. i think thats it for now, ill post more if i can find some. EOH poker Senior banker, currently suffering from signerfitis
Capt Fossil Gallente	Posted - 2009.10.18 17:47:00 - [204] It's been tossed out before, but it could be done really well, with some help. 1. Recruit a serious PvP fleet, offer best ship of their choice with best mods. Form new corp with this group led by a noob alt. 2. Have noob alt just travel around to well known gate camps and get ganked. Have him emo raging against the guys who killed him. Then he comes back with some more noob alts and fights and epic loses, vowing to return with whole corp tommorow. 3. The "trailer park trash" gate campers must be goaded to come out in force...and now bring in the ringers! MELT the gate camp, their stations and everything dear to them. 4. Move on to next group of Happy Gate campers, new corp of noob alts, rinse and repeat. You can tell I hate gate campers and would love to help out in the organizational and time consuming stuff.
Devalis Minmatar Unified Deadspace Armada	Posted - 2009.10.18 20:33:00 - [205] Originally by: AdmiralDovolski 5) its been said, but i cant restate this enough: buy all the plex cards in 4-4, relist for either a huge price or a tiny one, depending on how nice you are. If my math is right........ 300,000,000 isk x 500 = 150,000,000,000 isk 30 day's x 500 = 15,000 day's 15,000 Divided by 365 = to about 41 years Umm that isn't even half his money and thats half the plex market GREAT IDEA hahaha... --_--_-- http://eve-sheet.com/skills/Devalis
Jacen Thrawn	Posted - 2009.10.18 21:17:00 - [206] build a PlayerOwnedStation, but with a difference, a station designed to be selfsufficient(as much as you can) with the focus to be defensive, that cannot be destroyed, and put it into a highly populated area of 0.0 space? (or least populated) consider it a homage for pirates, the ultimate test? and also youll come back online and more often than not, run about with a salvaging vessel, hoovering up even more cash?
Lantaya Rista	Posted - 2009.10.18 21:57:00 - [207] Get in a titan, go to Jita. Shoot at random CONCORD ship and whatever treadpassers. Wait for the fireworks. Profit?
McFly C0LDFIRE	Posted - 2009.10.18 22:32:00 - [208] 1.)buy all the trit in jita, 2.)right click, 3.)trash, 4.)yes 5.)watch the market have an anuerysm 6.)Priceless
Signore Kaeota Caldari Caelum Incognitum	Posted - 2009.10.19 00:24:00 - [209] Originally by: McFly 1.)buy all the trit in jita, 2.)right click, 3.)trash, 4.)yes 5.)watch the market have an anuerysm 6.)Priceless as classic as this would be, there's about 14tril trit in jita at the moment - I don't think he has enough cash =( -_-_-_- I, Signore Kaeota, hereby apologise for any and all offence caused by the contents of this above post, and all others that I have written, or otherwise been responsible for. -_-_-_
Tacoh	Posted - 2009.10.19 00:37:00 - [210] Edited by: Tacoh on 19/10/2009 00:37:54 well not really pertaining to the 1trill isk, but more so unlimited bring in like 30 titans 15 titans on 15 titans with concord being pew pew ref make sure tho to record it, and ask ccp to do a commercial on it, showing some of the footage

HeinrichJaeger	Posted - 2009.10.19 02:40:00 - [211] Hire the merc corps and take the player alliance system to its logical "barbarians at the gate" conclusion...invade empire space.
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2009.10.19 02:41:00 - [212] buy slaveset and various 5% hardwirings and go balls to the walls pvping in a rifter!
HeinrichJaeger	Posted - 2009.10.19 02:52:00 - [213] Another idea: go into one of the most populated/traveled systems, such as Jita, and broadcast a ffa cruiser fight. Give each participant 15 mill and then have a massive FFA at a lowsec planet. Winner gets 10bill or something.
Victoria Akmea Gallente Taishite Kami	Posted - 2009.10.19 03:00:00 - [214] Step One: Fit up a Faction Battleship. Fancy Fittings such as officer fits aren't needed, though faction fits would be best.. Step Two: Hire a bunch of people to attack you in enemy faction frigates. (CNR Attacked by a swarm of Gallente Comets) Step Three: RP the entire thing. Do it in a system like Dodixie, screaming out that the State will never fall to the Federation. Include numerous cease fire calls. Maybe have the Gallente leader in a Navy Mega, sitting off a few dozen km. Step Four: Eventually go down in flames amidst the wreckage of dozens of Comets, screaming that they can never destroy the State's spirit. ((The factions themselves can be changed..Guristas/Caldari, Amarr/Minmatar...But it'd be an amazing battle, especially if RPed and put up on youtube. See if you can hire an ISD to come spectate, or a GM in a pretty Polaris to show up and talk about how the Jove are disappointed in the conflicts raging.)) Just an idea. I'd certainly love to be one of the Comet pilots, or the Mega pilot.
RaWBLooD	Posted - 2009.10.19 03:23:00 - [215] You could invest in those you trust, and you could attempt to make 350 trillion isk. miners-you can: switch, rob, wardec, nerf, scam them, buy below market, pirate them on their way to sell. mining < trading, ratting, manufacturing from market bought minerals,they still wont go away
Hiraka Shimuro Caldari Rome	Posted - 2009.10.19 04:26:00 - [216] its simple 42
Tyslas	Posted - 2009.10.19 05:06:00 - [217] Edited by: Tyslas on 19/10/2009 05:05:58 Celebrate the holiday of your choice by holding a Jita Grand Fireworks Show! Hire merc corps to continously suicide in smart bombing battleships outside Jiat 4-4 and fraps all the pretty fireworks.
Stevii	Posted - 2009.10.19 05:07:00 - [218] idk i would probably make a post on EVE forums asking ppl for ideas on how to spend it, maybe even make a competition out of it, and pay the winners big isk!
AdmiralDovolski Gallente Nutz N Boltz DEFI4NT	Posted - 2009.10.19 05:23:00 - [219] Originally by: Stevii idk i would probably make a post on EVE forums asking ppl for ideas on how to spend it, maybe even make a competition out of it, and pay the winners big isk! this has been posted like 3 times already EOH poker Senior banker, currently suffering from signerfitis
Signore Kaeota Caldari Caelum Incognitum	Posted - 2009.10.19 06:18:00 - [220] Buy up all the faction ships you can get your hands on. Then hold a lotto, 1 isk per ticket - 1 ticket per person, winner takes all. -_-_-_- I, Signore Kaeota, hereby apologise for any and all offence caused by the contents of this above post, and all others that I have written, or otherwise been responsible for. -_-_-_

AdmiralDovolski Gallente Nutz N Boltz DEFI4NT	Posted - 2009.10.19 06:36:00 - [221] i have another one: get noob alts in noob corps, and have them make corp mails. EOH poker Senior banker, currently suffering from signerfitis
Mad Maulkin	Posted - 2009.10.19 10:50:00 - [222] Edited by: Mad Maulkin on 19/10/2009 10:54:44 Originally by: Pole Dancer Pay players to write Leowen with secure cans at every gate in the Eve universe. It will be impossible to travel anywhere without being reminded of you. After they recover from their fanfest hangovers, CCP will remember they said something about the need for speed some time ago and alter the game to make this behaviour impossible on the basis that it improves database speed. The change will become known as "The Leowen Patch". Forum trolls will start more threads on the topic than they did on unholy rage thus ensuring that your name lives forever! I'm gonne start doing this! :) Ill send updates, so you can come see... :) Originally by: CCP Wrangler EVE isn't designed to just look like a cold, dark and harsh world, it's designed to be a cold, dark and harsh world
Mad Maulkin	Posted - 2009.10.19 10:55:00 - [223] Originally by: Hiraka Shimuro its simple 42 but how many roads must a man walk down? Originally by: CCP Wrangler EVE isn't designed to just look like a cold, dark and harsh world, it's designed to be a cold, dark and harsh world
Lars Lodar The Python Cartel.	Posted - 2009.10.19 10:59:00 - [224] 1) Do a weekly contest for 100 million on who can perform the greatest act of depravity upon fellow dwellers of New Eden. All of which recorded for your casual entertainment. 2) Pay 50 million isk per kill mail of suicided hulks 3) Give 5 million isk per every forum thread featuring you, destroying all eve forums 4) Give 30 million isk for people to leave their corps, thus destroying all the hard work of their CEO 5) Derelict ships of all classes in low sec, each containing a bookmark in another region which leads to another ship with the same concept. Intermittently anchor cans with clues as to where to go next. Create a galaxy wide treasure hunt with the grand prize of 10 billion isk. 6) Create a low sec market hub with all items selling for 20% of their value and watch the destruction 6) Pay 10 million isk per post for someone to create an eve blog about you and all of your exploits [completely fictional]
Nyxster	Posted - 2009.10.19 11:57:00 - [225] it might have been suggested already but Create the biggest 1 day KB stat in Eve History and Shut down Jita for a Saturday, wardec as many major alliances/factions as possible for the day then hire every player willing to sit in a insured BS and camp Jita 4-4 in torp suicide ravens and smartythrons and basically suicide every single ship coming or going for the entire day, wipe out the entire usual suspects of station-campers is a surprise attack then continue to camp the station without mercy until: A: the entire local runs out of battleships and fittings B: the insurance system breaks C: the concord attendance is so high jita actually collapses As a long time carebear the lolz factor of using all your carebear profits to murderise all the PVP comers and goers and set a 1 day KB record would be an epic feat. 500 players + insured losses = profit.
Lunewraith Amarr Blue Republic	Posted - 2009.10.19 12:03:00 - [226] Edited by: Lunewraith on 19/10/2009 12:03:59 What I would do? Make an offer to purchase the character of the person I reviled the most in EVE and reprocess the character. Bonus points for Eve celebs. Go on a hunting expidition in which I would try to kill one of every ship with one of every ship (within reason) in the game. Ransom ISD.
Alex555	Posted - 2009.10.19 12:23:00 - [227] Start a new corp - name it as you like and start giving people free cheap ships with only one condition - a name for the ship will be given by you. accept as many new players as you can afford. and see a lot of covetors "Leowen" roam through the galaxy. Make some challenges inside your corp with some prizes. Start tournaments, support your own tournament team. Firstly people will know you, people will thank you (you gave them their first free ship) and finally you will get some recognition and respect. I know it is not mean at all, but I think in the end a person wants other people to remember him somehow. U have got fortune as a business man in eve now u may want to get some recognition as a person.
Dabljuh	Posted - 2009.10.19 12:35:00 - [228] Prove that you can't bring peace to low sec no matter the player effort because lowsec is in itself broken. 1. Pick a region with low sec. Any region you like, Forge may be unsuitable but otherwise go with it. 2. Create an alliance named "XY sector security" for your merc companies to join. 3. Hire every merc company that you can get your hands on to move to that place. Pay them a billion up front to set up POS and what not and to get them interested. Give them a week to prepare everything. 4. Have all those merc companies patrol and parade through the low sec parts of that region 24/7. Have them announce - whenever they in a group of 5 or so enter one of those low sec systems that they're the local private police or somesuch. 5. Have them blow up every, and I mean absolutely every red blinky guy they can find. Pay 100 millions reward for every red blinky psycho griefer guy that gets podded that's older than a month and flying something other than a shuttle and a rifter (to prevent them from logging into their alts) conversely deduct a corp a day's pay or three when they blow up an innocent civilian. 6. Fly yourself periodically through that low sec space in an alt and mine at the belts. If you get blown up, deduct them a day's pay because they obviously didn't manage to make the system safe. 7. After a month of this, write down your results because what you did was a scientific experiment and publish it. 8. CCP reads said report, low sec gets fixed, you did something epic.
MoAbM Caldari	Posted - 2009.10.19 13:29:00 - [229] Get a 0.0 sys and hire mercs to keep it safe.Then give access to every player in NPC corp with limits on ship sizes(no bigger then retriver,battlecruiser...)open a couple of POS there to refine the ore,loot have a market etc(with a percentage for yourself). Mercs should keep anything bigger than agreed ships out of the sys and everyone in player owned corporations out. This will enable new players to learn to live in 0.0 in a somewhat safe enviroment and get used(gradually) that is is expected to lose ships,pods,etc.. p.s.Also post every week a safe coridor to reach that 0.0 sys(mercs will provide security). p.p.s.You would be hailed for all times for enabling new players to experience Eve the way it's supposed to be played and not ganked or gatecamped whenever they try to go solo to 0.0. Mining is not a job it's a lifestyle.
clixor	Posted - 2009.10.19 13:32:00 - [230] Consider giving Red vs Blue free ships and gear. As we fly cheap fleets mostly it wont cost a lot of money. The kudos you'll receive will make it worth while though :)

GD's Alt	Posted - 2009.10.19 13:45:00 - [231] Do some really good lotteries and have Grendell run them for you.
Otebski	Posted - 2009.10.19 13:55:00 - [232] Free rancer from pirates. Hire enough merc corps to keep it safe from pirates for half a year. Deploy cans at gates asking for donations to keep rancer free from pirates. Lower the lenght of travel between minmatar/gallente space to jita by some 15 jumps. That would be pretty epic.
Shigsy Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate	Posted - 2009.10.19 14:01:00 - [233] Pay someone to follow you around all day announcing that you're in local and what you're doing in a spiffing manner. Then get them to make an eve video of them just following you, but it has to be an epic epic epic video.
Inertial The Python Cartel.	Posted - 2009.10.19 14:22:00 - [234] Pay me 1 billion isk to start a new religion revolving around you and launch a crusade in low-sec, where every one of my targets will get the choice to convert instead of ransomed.
Margot Balagar	Posted - 2009.10.19 14:56:00 - [235] Katamari Damacy day! Start on a Saturday in a backwater system in highsec. I recommend you fly a domi, both because they are tough enough to resist gankers who might try to spoil your fun and because they are round. Announce in local that the first five people to follow you to the next system will receive 10mil each (with 10m more per system after that). Orbit a station while you wait for people to arrive. Instruct them to orbit you at 500m. until you reach your target number of people, then tell them to align, warp, and jump. Repeat in the next system, but now asking for 10 more people to orbit you at 1km. Keep doing this, with your ball of ships getting bigger and bigger like a snowball rolling downhill. (mechanics: you might want to start with a group of friends, people who can help you with the payouts. CCP would likely appreciate it if you inform them of the path of your megablob prior to departure, especially if your ultimate destination is Jita) What can you do with a giant wad of ships? - align them toward Jita 4-4 and find out if it's nailed down - shoot one neighbor. Can CONCORD even get close enough to shoot you? - why stop with one? You'll never have so many people in a smartbomb kill radius. - sing! Naaaa...na-na na-na na na na na-na na na-na na...
Vardain Starhammer	Posted - 2009.10.19 16:20:00 - [236] Originally by: Margot Balagar Katamari Damacy day! Start on a Saturday in a backwater system in highsec. I recommend you fly a domi, both because they are tough enough to resist gankers who might try to spoil your fun and because they are round. Announce in local that the first five people to follow you to the next system will receive 10mil each (with 10m more per system after that). Orbit a station while you wait for people to arrive. Instruct them to orbit you at 500m. until you reach your target number of people, then tell them to align, warp, and jump. Repeat in the next system, but now asking for 10 more people to orbit you at 1km. Keep doing this, with your ball of ships getting bigger and bigger like a snowball rolling downhill. (mechanics: you might want to start with a group of friends, people who can help you with the payouts. CCP would likely appreciate it if you inform them of the path of your megablob prior to departure, especially if your ultimate destination is Jita) What can you do with a giant wad of ships? - align them toward Jita 4-4 and find out if it's nailed down - shoot one neighbor. Can CONCORD even get close enough to shoot you? - why stop with one? You'll never have so many people in a smartbomb kill radius. - sing! Naaaa...na-na na-na na na na na-na na na-na na... I like this one
HeinrichJaeger	Posted - 2009.10.19 16:49:00 - [237] Originally by: Inertial Pay me 1 billion isk to start a new religion revolving around you and launch a crusade in low-sec, where every one of my targets will get the choice to convert instead of ransomed. I love this one.
Tom Peeping	Posted - 2009.10.19 17:12:00 - [238] LOL... if this is for real, there's a couple of things I would do. I would spread the joy out over time, by paying out isk to people who will do various embarrassing things. Have a karaoke contest for isk using EVE voice in the local channel. Go to a gate, and find two (or more) people who will duel, instantly, in what they are in when they jump through the gate. Make people write a 10 page single spaced essays on why they should get isk, what they want to do with it, and why they think you are the bomb. Make the price high enough and you should be able to do this. Go to local and offer a billion isk for the first person to create and post a video of themselves doing some particular stupid activity on youtube and link in local (like making out with an office chair... bonus isk if you use tongue). (set a time limit by which they can participate). Best of all would then be to Fraps the whole thing, and create an epic eve video about how there is no limit to what people would do for isk. (Obviously the easiest thing to do would be to hire someone to do all the frapsing and editing using some of that isk)
Sozi	Posted - 2009.10.19 18:13:00 - [239] give it to the goons
Fitz VonHeise Eye Bee Em	Posted - 2009.10.19 18:50:00 - [240] Originally by: Leowen I think you need to give me some more 'Leo the Evil One' ideas, I want to do something MEAN!!!! This may have been mentioned.... Pay a few people (unless you have alts around) to buy every single sell order of neodymium, Platinum, Sylramic Fibers, and Titanium Carbide in eve till Dominion starts. It will drive the ship builders crazy and might even make you some isk.

Helgram	Posted - 2009.10.19 18:53:00 - [241] You've been playing Eve for too long. You need to take a break. Have a date. So you can come back with more focus. I'd take all these guys with brilliant ideas and form your own corp and lure them over to work for you............. once you get back from your date. Helgram
Fitz VonHeise Eye Bee Em	Posted - 2009.10.19 18:57:00 - [242] Oh but each time leave one unit of each type.
Helgram	Posted - 2009.10.19 19:08:00 - [243] On the earlier idea, as some have said before, you can start your own newbie corp... But you can pay for their time cards so they get to play for free. Make the corp at like a 50% rate so your iskies replenish, but a trillion could get you 250+ player corp for a year. There are a lot of players out there that can't afford to pay for Eve that play on 30 day free trials all the time. I've helped a few go from Trial Accounts to buying their own time cards with their isk earnings over the last few years. You can do that with 250 at once.
Vorthos Gallente Agent-Orange	Posted - 2009.10.19 20:47:00 - [244] I was saving this for myself, but I keep finding other distractions, so here it is. Start by buying a freighter. Then you fill it to the brim with Prostitutes, Exotic Dancers, Tobacco, Long-limb Roes, Spirits, and a couple Janitors. Rename it "The Love Boat." Fly it around High Traffic areas, see if gankers give you some love. Find some newb (Free Lotto, Cruising Rookie Help for the worthy, PVPing them, random name searches, anything else), contract them the Love Boat plus skillbooks to fly it Rinse/Repeat with other themed prize packs.
SocomTedd Gallente The Nameless Ones	Posted - 2009.10.19 21:06:00 - [245] spend 100bill on buying 100 freighters and get 100 pilots to fly them to an insane pvp system like EC-P8R, fill them all with shuttles too. hire over 500 people to fly shuttles to 20k off jita 4/4 about 10 times so there is 5,000 shuttles in a big blob.. then smartbomb them all in eves biggest shiploss. When in doubt........C4
Baash	Posted - 2009.10.19 21:47:00 - [246] I don't know if this has been mentioned already since I didn't have time to read all the previous posts but you could go to jita and start advertising in local you have 1 trillion isk and and double any amount of money sent to you. If someone sent you money, you would double it but scold the person for being such a dumbass for trusting jita local and tell him never to do it again. That way new players would get money and a teaching. Or for a more creative and artistic approach you could orchestrate the grandest, most spectacular, epicly mesmerizing (and probably the first) space opera EVE has ever seen! First you could hire someone to write a script (or do it yourself) for a space-themed opera/musical, maybe telling about the heroic adventures of Leowen the courageous. Or then you could simply adapt a classic like Hamlet or Les Miserables to space. You would then pay people to act, and most importantly sing all the parts in the opera/musical. You would of course have rehearsals with the grand debut at an appropriate time and place. Heck, you could probably even sell tickets for the show. And at least I would be willing to pay to see and hear a musical/opera/play/theatre, or whatever you want to call it, in the EVE universe.
Mr Yarrr	Posted - 2009.10.19 22:13:00 - [247] Buy the most experienced character that comes up on the character bazaar over the next month, and then just delete him :D
Prograde Titan	Posted - 2009.10.19 22:15:00 - [248] Edited by: Prograde Titan on 19/10/2009 22:15:20 Nothing about Profitable but fun? Maybe. First you'll have to organize a Time and Location, not too bad, then Organize a Hunt, Slap a Bounty on an alt of yours and have people race each other to kill you for the huge reward in the one sector, Hell maybe the reward is so large they won't mind trying to take each other out during the midst of it all
The WolfMother	Posted - 2009.10.19 22:21:00 - [249] Edited by: The WolfMother on 19/10/2009 22:26:07 Bribe all the CSM members so that they encourage ccp to rename jita after you or to a name of your choosing.
DiamondTitan	Posted - 2009.10.19 22:30:00 - [250] Donate a large portion to EvE Radio for a Christmas Give-away prize drawing

Otebski	Posted - 2009.10.19 22:57:00 - [251] Offer some decent sized reward like 200b to the corp that can do best live painting consisiting of ships of their choice. Limit it to 15m time for getting all ships in place. Fraps it and make youtube video at fast forward That would be pretty amusing.
MonwrathDisortium Incarnation of Evil	Posted - 2009.10.19 22:58:00 - [252] Hire 30 or 40 high sp black ops chars and go raiding in 0.0 dont discriminate, just jump into random station systems and lock them down til you get bored and then move on. Hell you could take along a bunch of recons as well and just play around with bridging covert gangs all over the map and having fun with crazy pvp. BTW if you decide on this and you are funding the losses let me know, I will come along for the ride :)
Herschel Yamamoto Agent-Orange	Posted - 2009.10.19 23:21:00 - [253] You'll need CCP's permission to do this, but you might be able to pull it off. Spend a trillion buying up PLEX. You'll net about 3500 of them at current prices. Hand the PLEX to CCP, have them take them out of the game, and donate the cash equivalent - almost $62,000 US - to a charity of your choice. Make it something big and reputable, so that they don't think you're trying to RMT, but they might just go for it for publicity's sake alone. And hey, money to a good cause.
Rhoulaki	Posted - 2009.10.19 23:27:00 - [254] Edited by: Rhoulaki on 19/10/2009 23:29:43 Edited by: Rhoulaki on 19/10/2009 23:28:20 Find a smallish 0.0 alliance and put a sizable bounty on everybody's head in the alliance then post on CAOD and C&P. Or, to ensure no inter alliance podding, make it a personal 'you bring me the body of an X alliance member with killmail in the next week, month, whatever and I pay you X isk' type thing. Pick an alliance on the brink of fail cascade if you are feeling extra evil. EDIT: Council. comes to mind... Double Edit: Almost forgot step two; Transfer me 1Bn ISK and increase my net worth 100 fold.
GD's Alt	Posted - 2009.10.20 00:02:00 - [255] give all ur iskies to me :)
DoctorPhill	Posted - 2009.10.20 00:06:00 - [256] sell i on ebay lol just kidding.
AdmiralJohn Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub	Posted - 2009.10.20 02:16:00 - [257] Easy: First, create your own corp and give it a name a mercenary corporation would have. Make sure to include a skull on the corp image! Next, sit in Jita 4-4 all day. Working your way down through the list of station guests, wardec every corp you come across. Wait for the inevitable avalanche of "BUT WHY?!"'s to flood your inbox. Here's where it gets tricky: Respond to each mail by saying you were hired by another corporation. Say it's just business, but that other corp really has it out for them. Sit back and watch mayhem and blood feuds ensue BONUS PROFIT: Offer to wardec the people you just framed back for more ISK. Repeat the process with the new people. BONUS PROFIT FOR ME: When all you ISK is gone from wardecs make a post on C&P so I may laugh about it.
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2009.10.20 02:17:00 - [258] Hi I'm quitting eve and have a fortune, send me isk and I will send 10x back!!!
Tremor Brash ZiTek	Posted - 2009.10.20 02:35:00 - [259] Buy a nice big Freighter, fill it with Spirits and Exotic Dancers, and have yourself a party! ----------------------------- Tremor Brash - Pilot ZiTek Corporation
Forranz The R.I.T.U.A.L Corp Twilight Federation	Posted - 2009.10.20 02:49:00 - [260] I would buy 100 GSC or hire a team to spell out your name with Anchored cans in Jita 4-4.

Krathos Morpheus Gallente Legion Infernal	Posted - 2009.10.20 03:06:00 - [261] 1. Rent a mercenary corp for the event. What event? The one you are going to enjoy 2. Buy yourself a nice and tough toy. Fit it to fight inferior ships. 3. Advertise. 4. With the help of the merc corp close some lowsec system. 5. Put a bounty on your head. 6. Make people ride crap ships against you, no ewar. The mercenaries kill anyone who breaks the rules. You can jump around the system. 7. You feel like god killing those crap ships like flies. 8. The lucky guy who finally brings you down collects the prize.
DamienHirst	Posted - 2009.10.20 03:16:00 - [262] For the sum of 999 billion isk I can fashion you a gold and platinum E-peen studded with myriad diamonds and precious stones. Every time you feel a little bit insecure you will be able to get it out and wave it about. My fee will be a modest 1 billion.
Nishachara Minmatar Special Operations Corp	Posted - 2009.10.20 03:16:00 - [263] Let the people send you the X amount of isk and then you dubble it and send them back...
Victoria Akmea Gallente Taishite Kami	Posted - 2009.10.20 04:32:00 - [264] Use it to hire Merc corps against the alliance HYDRA RELOADED to get them to disband. You will do a service to all of EVE.
Unjust Arbiter Two Brothers Mining Corp. R.A.G.E	Posted - 2009.10.20 06:14:00 - [265] The Great EVE Race. Have a bunch of ships enter the race, and they will all be given the same waypoints. First one to the last waypoint wins a prize. Have it go through a lot of low sec and null sec regions full of gate camps so lots of ships go boom.
Kylar Renpurs Dusk Blade	Posted - 2009.10.20 06:32:00 - [266] I'd go out, buy a bunch of T2 BPO's and use the "Trash It" option.
Mara Rinn	Posted - 2009.10.20 06:50:00 - [267] Hire a bunch of merc corps to stake out your own little patch of nullsec, then focus heavily on upgrading that patch as much as possible. Use sovereignty to expand your alliance, form treaties with various industrial/PvE/wannabe-PvP corps to use your space for a token surcharge, become a true Caldari megacorporation :) [Aussie players: join channel ANZAC]
Tash Quadran	Posted - 2009.10.20 07:10:00 - [268] Go to Jita: - Announce in local you'll double the money that anyone sends you - If someone sends you something, double it and send it back - Wait - If he sends more, double it again... - Wait - Keep doubling whatever he sends and send it back - Once you feel it's high enough, keep the money and laugh... People are greedy... They will always send you more to see how much they can get... Since you'll never fall out of cash, you can go as high as you want :)
Kaden Skirata	Posted - 2009.10.20 10:38:00 - [269] Give it all to me and I will delete my account...
Steve Celeste Caldari Overdogs	Posted - 2009.10.20 11:27:00 - [270] RMT and pay your mortgage.

Panthera Lynx Caldari Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2009.10.20 13:14:00 - [271] - Buy a large amount of Tritanium and create contracts to have some of it shipped out to every single system in the game, then post screenshots of your assets window. - Pick two small 0.0 alliances that are at war and place random bounties on important characters, wait for their war to become a lot more interesting due to sudden influx of opponents. - Pick a random uncommon skill track and offer stipends to characters who train it.
Murkk Burning Technologies Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2009.10.20 13:59:00 - [272] Well u can do everything u wnat. Personally i would continue making more isk. Buy a very good pvp char from the Forums and join a nice alliance Have fun an fight with very nice ships ( mauruders,command ship, t3 ships all officer fitted ofc) also caps, mothership,titan. just have a lot of fun without worrying about the isk u lose when u get primairied in your mauruder ;) ofc all best implants,boosters and such a fully estamel fitted mauruder should be very nice to pvp in would allow u to tank massive dps and solo a few bsses :) Ofc u can play your game for free for the rest of your eve carreer :D also u can have fun in jita by killing those freighter killers on 4-4 station :) and make the freighter pilot a lot happier
Plave Okice Red Federation	Posted - 2009.10.20 14:24:00 - [273] I keep doing what I do know but with more expensive fittings.
Yakia TovilToba Halliburton Inc.	Posted - 2009.10.20 17:58:00 - [274] Too bad mercenary coalition isn't around anymore. In times when there are strong mercenaries, isk equals power, you could send them after a corp or even alliance and totally destroy their game, just because you wanted so.
Leowen Industrial Giants	Posted - 2009.10.20 18:31:00 - [275] Edited by: Leowen on 20/10/2009 18:31:40 I'll be closing the 1B ISK per page offer after this page. Been really busy IRL so have the last few pages still to pay out on, but I will make the judgements and payouts in the next 24-48 hours. Leo
Raiku Onni	Posted - 2009.10.20 18:46:00 - [276] Given the amount of fan/begging letters you will be getting as a result of this thread you should use some of your fortune to hire some secretaries to answer your mail. (new Sisi mail client should help a bit).
Aquilus Ater	Posted - 2009.10.20 18:54:00 - [277] Well, seeing as you've stated that you're (very understandably) tired of the industrial game, you should be looking for something else to keep you entertained in EVE. You've certainly got enough money to try every aspect of the game, and that's what I recommend you do. Playing the market is certainly an enticing option; With that much liquid assets you could really manipulate the economy in any way you see fit. However, since you also stated that you're short on time, that might not be an option. This IS by far the best method to increase your funds though, and I'm quite sure you're aware of this. (After all, a man with a trillion in cash should know how to make money :p) The easiest and most stable market to manipulate would PLEX, I think. This is a commodity that many require, with very limited stock. Therefore, it should be easy to control. It's not a very nice thing to do, but you could probably inflate the prices to about the double of what they are now, and people would still buy them. Wouldn't be very high-maintenance either, as the influx on the market is fairly limited. If none of the normal gameplay options entice you, you could just set yourself a really lofty goal to achieve, like shifting the balance of power in the universe in a certain direction. Most people are clearly set on monetary gain, but you've transcended that, so you can easily manipulate most people. (Like you did with this thread ;) ) Here's three more suggestion that I mailed you half a week ago or so, in case you didn't get the mail. The Good: 1) If you wish to continue the philanthropic trend your thread has taken, I'd suggest a training program for new players, where they are taught ways to earn ISK. Speaking as a new player who has difficulty affording most things, this would certainly not be amiss. There could also be something in this for you, namely recruiting the most talented students to your corporation. The Evil: 2) Titan deathmatch! (with a twist) Set up a titan vs. titan deathmatch, and charge a small sum of ISK from players who wish to watch. When a sizable crowd is ready, proceed to set up a match and gather them all. However, when the match is about to start, instead of fighting eachother, both titans unleash their Doomsday devices upon the audience. (FYI; I sent the mail before some other guy suggested a titan face-off) The Silly: 3) Let the thread run for another 990 pages, as it would be fairly ironic if you spent all the money by trying to figure out what to spend it on.
Archbishop Corwin	Posted - 2009.10.20 19:28:00 - [278] I've not been around long, so I can barely imagine what I'd do with so much ISK. 1.) Fund private wars against the most prolific and annoying forum posters, along with a letter to their CEO telling them why you have done so, along with a URL to the offending post... maybe the signal to noise ratio would increase here after a while :P 2.) Use the money to fund numerous market alts with the intent of cornering the market one a single commodity, such as POS fuels. Might be profitable, but would at least be amusing to listen to people complain when they can't find enough fuel to keep thier POSes running :P 3.) Since I am a fan of how the faction ships look I'd consider buying a full set of all of them Frigate to Battleship, along with faction-appropriate fittings (full true sansha gear on a Phantasm, etc). Then I'd probably lose them in FW :P 4.) Buy yourself enough votes to get onto the CSM, free trip to Iceland! 6.) Of course if I had a trillion ISK I'd probably just buy a few years worth of subscriptions for all my friends who play in the for of PLEXes, can't have that get blown up so its a solid investment :P
Cutie Chaser Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2009.10.20 19:37:00 - [279] Edited by: Cutie Chaser on 20/10/2009 19:39:16 i would start a bank, keep it going for a while, then embezzle funds until i run the business 1.2trillion in the red. Then i wouldhave to post a thread asking what to do with 2.2 tril *** Thats a Templar, the amarr fighter. Its a combat drone used by carriers.
mechtech Entropy Industries	Posted - 2009.10.20 19:55:00 - [280] I have an idea!! Hire historians to compile a great history of Eve/Encyclopedia (not online, a real thing you can put on your coffee table). Have interviews with heroes and legends, write the exploits of alliances past and present. Have it compiled into a great tome, like Lord of the Rings (except with pictures!) and update it yearly. Maybe partner with CCP to get it printed and sold in the eve-store. When Eve-Online finally dies, or the great year of 2003 is barely a legend, we will have this great piece of work to remember our shared history, thanks to you!

whizzo140 Somatology Labs	Posted - 2009.10.20 20:01:00 - [281] buy all the drakes off the market everywhere so the game looks less like 'drakes online' with only a small amount of time to play you could just check the sell order fourms and play in every lottery that is ever posted put a bounty on the veldnought purchase all the exotic dancers you can in preparation for ambulation! More seriously, buy up all the militants, small amrs, etc you can in preparation for Dust 514
Baash	Posted - 2009.10.20 20:25:00 - [282] One thing that popped to my mind is that you could produce "EVE's got talent!". Anyone could participate in the competition with anykind of talent they have, be it synchronized Rifter flying, smack talking people in to pvp or painting pictures with target painters. It would be really interesting to see what people would come up with. You could have auditions, the best performers making their way in to the grand finale, the winner of course receiving a grand prize of, say, 50billion. The winner could be decided by you, by a jury of (famous?) judges or every player in EVE could have a vote. Everything would naturally be recorded and put on youtube. :) And if you don't have time to arrange all of this, you can just provide the prize for the winner and hire someone else to do all the work. You could just enjoy the show.
David Dykatar	Posted - 2009.10.20 20:37:00 - [283] Create or use an alt to find a new, smaller corporation that is hiring with a mission that you are interested in. Try to make it outside your comfort zone. you could join a pirate corporation or a PvP group. Join with said alt and see if you like the group of players that you are flying with, see if they are helpful etc... If you do like them, reveal that you are in fact rich and offer to fund them because of the help they gave to you. That way you would learn a new aspect that would hopefully keep you interested in EVE, have a group of pilots that you genuinely like, and their gratitude. Who knows, that influx of capital could be the thing that gets them into 0.0 space and makes them a force to be reckoned with.
Doomed Predator Red Federation	Posted - 2009.10.20 21:48:00 - [284] Alright, I'll give it a shot: -Pay a decently sized corp(100+ active members) to ninja-salvage and take/destroy the key mission objective in every major mission hub causing massive carebear tears. -Create a second ''Privateer like'' alliance to either dec all the major alliances or create an alliance dedicated to decing Privateers and patrolling every major trade hub. -Pay a few merc corps to suicide gank macro miners,try to get more than 1000 dead macro miners. The 'Fendahlian Collective' strikes again
Tesal	Posted - 2009.10.20 22:07:00 - [285] Philanthropy. Create a video channel on Youtube, and commission fun videos, visionary histories of long past alliances, documentaries on wars and stuff like that. Fund educational services for at risk newbs living. Think of all the poor newbs in Jita and Motsu who need help, looking for belts with an Osprey and shooting frig rats, crying to themselves when they get ganked. never stop posting...with alts. Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi. I win. You lose. For the honor of spit stained basement dwelling virgins.
uperkurk	Posted - 2009.10.20 22:28:00 - [286] If I had insane amount of isk like you I would open up another eve university type thing but you could employ people to work there and train up the new players. It could be like enrolling in a college course and after 2 months or whatever and the players graduate, you could hold a pvp contest with knockout stages and the overall winner gets a raven navy issue or something similar to fast track there career and they could do some nice level 4 missions. Or instead give them the isk for a full set of +4 learning implants. Everyone needs implants. Good luck with whatever idea you decide to go with! - uperkurk
Belatrix Ventox	Posted - 2009.10.20 22:30:00 - [287] What would I do with a trillion isk? Buy every exotic dancer on the market. That is what I would do! :D
Capt Fossil Gallente	Posted - 2009.10.20 22:52:00 - [288] Edited by: Capt Fossil on 20/10/2009 22:53:23 Well I still like my clean out the Trailer park trash gate campers. Another possibility is to create 100 accounts with Plex's, train as BS Suicide alt's and suicide gank every goon spotted. Reverse Jihad........ Can train one in less than 3 weeks..Tier 1 BS and Smart Bombs.
Gurenn Lagann	Posted - 2009.10.20 23:04:00 - [289] You Could make a prize of some of the isk to go to the first person to run butt-naked (streaker) over a major football match with "eve-online" written on his/her chest and "Leowen made me do it" on the back Then gleefully enjoy the publisity in both eve and the real world as newspapers and sport-channels show it day after day With the amount of isk you have available someone is bound to do it Would be a "sandbox-effect outside the sandbox"! ps.. if someone suggested this already im sorry.. didnt read all pages;)
Rhoulaki	Posted - 2009.10.20 23:28:00 - [290] Super Cap roaming fleet. 3 or so titans, a handful of moms and some dictors would be quite evil to anyone you came across. Find a gate camp bubble up and light cyno. Bring in the moms and hope that somebody brings a BS gang for the titans.

Gluthor	Posted - 2009.10.20 23:58:00 - [291] GLADIATORS ! sit back and relax, as you pay people to duel it out in front of your for your amusement, and if you aren't happy, just use the new titan superweapons to vaporise the competitors
Norah Sin	Posted - 2009.10.21 00:21:00 - [292] Just silently buy, lock and retire from production some T2 BPO, so you make EVE a better game for new players without annoying oldies. Earn enough to get it working for long... Have fun with anything else than making isk, as there's no point in getting more. Regards,
Rodrigo Talavera Navy of Xoc Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.10.21 02:28:00 - [293] Originally by: mechtech I have an idea!! Hire historians to compile a great history of Eve/Encyclopedia (not online, a real thing you can put on your coffee table). Have interviews with heroes and legends, write the exploits of alliances past and present. Have it compiled into a great tome, like Lord of the Rings (except with pictures!) and update it yearly. Maybe partner with CCP to get it printed and sold in the eve-store. When Eve-Online finally dies, or the great year of 2003 is barely a legend, we will have this great piece of work to remember our shared history, thanks to you! This.
Kurt Dyspare Plaid Jello Inc	Posted - 2009.10.21 06:24:00 - [294] I'd give me 2 billion so I could buy a golem and go on my merry mission running way. --- Quare did pullus crux crucis via?
Aingelluss	Posted - 2009.10.21 08:03:00 - [295] Mineral market manipulation? or for the complete overkill, buy 500 covetor bpos and start copying, only to crash that market completely forever!
pc dude Dawn of a new Empire The Initiative.	Posted - 2009.10.21 08:25:00 - [296] i have the best idea yet. whatever you did to make all that isk...pay someone else to do it again. pay them only what they need to do their job that day. pay them well for their services, but make sure they cant just up and walk away by keeping as much of the stuff under your thumb as you can. if you can make a trillion isk and become known for it as you have here, im sure u could recruit a few ppl. even if they did not stay, you could have a steady stream of ppl coming in to learn, working for you and moving on eventually. while that's going on, you can pew pew almost without consequence, so fly really really expensive stuff. this is the part of the game that'll keep u around while u fund exceptionally ridiculous projects (hopefully)
Thrymren	Posted - 2009.10.21 09:21:00 - [297] w00t? Create several corps and put them into an alliance, and fund them all with your bigass Isk-stash! 5. corp for newbs training > frigs/destroyers/cruisers 4. corp for advanced players > BC/BS Pilots 3. corp for skilled players > T2 Ships 2. corp for T3 Pilots > just because it's fancy to have it. 1. corp for cap pilots > don't have to explain do I? --> Take over a nice big part of 0sec (goon territory?) = Win for all of New Eden.
Minnxy	Posted - 2009.10.21 11:40:00 - [298] Edited by: Minnxy on 21/10/2009 11:45:07 I think you should buy Faction fitted, Tier 1 Faction BSes that you can go pew pew with in style in friends. Visit familiar haunts, kill their inhabitants in style. (When Dominion lands ofc)
Valadeya uthanaras GK inc. Panda Team	Posted - 2009.10.21 15:06:00 - [299] Edited by: Valadeya uthanaras on 21/10/2009 15:10:03 get an alliance get sov for 1 system in each region of eve spam each system with anchored tower at each moon (none of value) place a station in each system on planet 1 make the station available to any and all player for a docking fee place on each station market stockpile of a 1 particular T2 item everytime someone pay for one of those t2 item, he get a random chance of getting a T2 bpo of said item you could also have same system in hi-sec (just a lot more funny seeing ppl come from empire to 0.0 for a lotto ) or just buy 1 station and do the same with a stockpile of every t2 item ... and keep yourself docked there .. making the loto available only when you are online
Arinrod	Posted - 2009.10.21 15:39:00 - [300] It seems only logical to throw giant tournaments of every sort. For instance a blockade running tournament through twenty systems of lowsec with gates randomly camped by people you have hired. Each runner must carry at least 50K megacyte to fill a buy order at a designated station. Whoever fills the order wins the prize money. But you take a cut of the millions of megacyte falling into pirate corporation hands.

Ishamael Talanas	Posted - 2009.10.21 17:12:00 - [301] 1. Create character named Batman. 2. Create your own corp. Suggested name: I AM BATMAN 3. Create a killboard. 4. Only fly Bantams, since its really Batman but with letters switched around. 4. Bribe people, telling them you will pay them for their ship loss/modules plus 50% on top, if you can kill them in PVP. 5. Be the greatest Bantam pilot, ever. Or at least fight crime. 6. Maybe get a sidekick. Up to you.
Alec Stevens	Posted - 2009.10.21 17:39:00 - [302] Start the gamesÆ biggest financial corporation. Essentially, be an AIG or Goldman Sachs. Develop effective ways to loan money, ensure money, have many arms of your group that do many things, controlled and initially funded by you but effectively managed by others. In this way you will make a fortune if successful and become the biggest name in eve, controlling a ton of the market and production of the whole game. Pay managers and a board of executiveÆs salaries and come up with pay schemes for management, recruitment of business partners and producing reports to give to superiors, protection services; essentially provide every in game economic function under one name. Eventually you will be the head of a group that manages trillions of ISK and manages a lot in the economy. The synergy savings and trust price setting can gauge the economy and cement your role as the most important player in EVE. To grow even more you could sell stock, but to keep control maintain 51 percent. Given the vast resources you have, you can grow without having to make a profit at first without having to deal with shareholders. In this way you can preserve long term goals. Also, your continued existence ensures long term services contracts and people will deal a lot and on the up and up expecting long term relationships. Just my idea :D kind of ambitious but I hope you like it.
Ping Bong	Posted - 2009.10.21 19:54:00 - [303] Start a private eve insurance company, that should pay off
Wu Jiaqiu Beer and Smoke Federation	Posted - 2009.10.21 20:27:00 - [304] Give all the money to Goonswarm and see how quickly it takes for them to conquer the entire southern half of 0.0 space.
Exordium8 Minmatar Ground Hoggs on Steriods	Posted - 2009.10.21 20:39:00 - [305] Use half to buy one of every unique ship in the game (Guardian Vexor, Tribal Tempest, etc). 400bil i'd invest, and the rest? buy a lot of expensive faction ships to pvp and die horribly in --------------------------------- Pillage, then burn. Everything is air-droppable at least once. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload. When the going gets tou
Baash	Posted - 2009.10.21 20:57:00 - [306] One more idea. I was reading Jita local and some guy was giving free stuff away. The catch was he would give an item always to the one who wrote fist what he told them to wrote. It was surprisingly fun to wait when would next say something and try to write it as quickly as possible. You could of course expand the idea and use the forums to ask people to do all kinds of activities, the first one succeeding in it getting some amount of isk. If you would scatter the posts to various different forum categories instead of just market discussion, it would bring an exciting twist to reading the forums. Although the GMs might not like this part of the idea. :)
Apotamkin	Posted - 2009.10.22 00:34:00 - [307] Buy every Interbus Shuttle in the game for set price. Mass Suicide in Jita or Doomsday them before Dominion :) Pay people set amount to have a Pod Party and see how many Pods can have in one system. Then mass suicide :) Pay people set amount to have mass pod shooting fest. Let noobs and newish players fly around and kill off Cribba and or other End Game Vets and other high profile players like the Devs in frigates. CCP Dev shoot fest :) Designate one system Shuttles Only and enforce it lol :) Ibs or starter ship war :) Frigate only war :)
Agallis Zinthros Ever Flow Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.10.22 02:30:00 - [308] Originally by: Antiseptic Follow these instructions very CAREFULLY 1. QUIT EVE 2. GET LAID EVE and getting laid aren't mutually exclusive. Seems like Fleet Commanders get a lot of rl tail. It's not piracy, its surprise PVP.
Minmat Sebtin	Posted - 2009.10.22 04:49:00 - [309] Originally by: mechtech I have an idea!! Hire historians to compile a great history of Eve/Encyclopedia (not online, a real thing you can put on your coffee table). Have interviews with heroes and legends, write the exploits of alliances past and present. Have it compiled into a great tome, like Lord of the Rings (except with pictures!) and update it yearly. Maybe partner with CCP to get it printed and sold in the eve-store. When Eve-Online finally dies, or the great year of 2003 is barely a legend, we will have this great piece of work to remember our shared history, thanks to you! Hell if Leowen gave me a substantial amount of those iskies I would write a history of Eve that made History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire look like a piece of crap. Besides I need something to actually use by B.A. on :D
mal igor	Posted - 2009.10.22 05:30:00 - [310] Fund an Eve Nobel literature prize, but named after yourself, if you like. Hire a jury of people with real world credentials; i.e. an English major or 2. Have them solicit and evaluate fan fiction for a periodic contest with an isk prize. Consider doing this in other languages in addition to or instead of English, hopefully changing the prize jury as needed.

Xaunt Rauber	Posted - 2009.10.22 09:43:00 - [311] Wait for Dominion to come out, hire lots of Mercenary corp's, topple Goonswarm and every 0.0 alliance that gets in your path, and make 0.0 for carebear's. The Horror. You could have gate camps on every gate into your carebear kingdom, and flock the newbies down to you, setting up your own empire, then, when your ready, catalyze them for war, and lead the charge of the carebears as they finish what your mercs started, and take over the entire of 0.0. Should be fun. Would shake things up atleast.
Kazzac Elentria	Posted - 2009.10.22 20:43:00 - [312] Do what I do. Trade on the markets with long term movements and use those profits to fund wars against random carebear corps and pit the pvp plebes to fight amongst themselves. ...thereby using more materials I call it the great circle of life.
Perfection Tau	Posted - 2009.10.22 23:46:00 - [313] Get in your friends, form up competent and loyal pvp pilots around you, prepare everything, gather info, pick spaceholding alliance wich already has some natural sickness, take their space, well funded army wich is actually good at play will be a nasty surprise any major eve power. Take moons and sort out logistics asap so your new economy won't be easy to break.
robz0r	Posted - 2009.10.22 23:53:00 - [314] I don't really care about the money but your knowledge is what i seek! I would love to have you teach a few classes on how to make money. I am in EveU we often have people talk about tackling and PvP and such, but to have an industrial type talk about what it takes would be very awesome.
Kzintee Caldari	Posted - 2009.10.23 01:58:00 - [315] Two chicks at the same time
themace1	Posted - 2009.10.23 03:06:00 - [316] buy remaining tourney ships (guardian vexor, raven state issue, etc); go outside jita and self destruct 1 by 1 until they are no more :)
TheSoulHarvester	Posted - 2009.10.23 03:18:00 - [317] buy titan, fully officer fit it and fill its cargohold with faction loot, hire out all mercenary corps you can to kill it in rookie fleet of doom on nov 30, sit back and play epic classical music to it while swirling aged scotch in a fine crystal glass, lounging in a smoking robe while in a throne like chair and laugh like the evil mastermind you are. Once the titan is dead and the noob fleet is trying to grab the loot have 2 more titans warp in on the fleets location and double doomsday entire fleet, making it the most massivle gank of all time while ending the aoe dd in the most epic of manners.
Trustworthy Joe	Posted - 2009.10.23 03:23:00 - [318] Im rather curious on who you chose on these pages. i liked the PLEX market crash idea, and the "batman" idea (even if it was a page late) want a sig? thats great! post it in response to my posts!
Ghengis Khan Minmatar tr0pa de elite Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.10.23 07:25:00 - [319] istn't denzel washington playing eve? at least he said so once in an interview. anyway, find out who he is in eve, offer him 500 bn isk and ask for a greeting (to you) in one of his next movies.
Alec Stevens	Posted - 2009.10.23 08:18:00 - [320] Originally by: Ghengis Khan istn't denzel washington playing eve? at least he said so once in an interview. anyway, find out who he is in eve, offer him 500 bn isk and ask for a greeting (to you) in one of his next movies. lol, i check that out and i think it turns out he was dating eva mendes.. lol. I see how the confusion arose though.

Ghengis Khan Minmatar tr0pa de elite Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.10.23 08:52:00 - [321] he could also say something eve-jibberish like "leowen, biggest carebear in new-eden, i salute you!" not many people would be able to translate that.
Leowen Industrial Giants	Posted - 2009.10.23 14:24:00 - [322] Originally by: Adult Baby Originally by: Curzon Dax Not sure why you feel the need to earn ISK if you already have a trillion ISK. If you're some massive industrial juggernaut that I don't know about, my apologies - but people with a trillion ISK aren't looking for good ways to make ISK because they've got it figured out already. It kind of makes me doubtful that you have a trillion ISK. shrugs To each their own. Want to do something fun? Copy the last two years of my Eve life and do the same with your ISK that I have. Contests, giveaways, "Who Wants to be a Billionaire" contests, fit out 100 billion ISK officer fit ships. But if you have a trillion ISK, you have no reason to be looking for more. And if you're a greedy trillionaire, then you know how to make ISK better than 99% of the Eve population. And being in that elite 1%, you KNOW who the other 1% are, and how tightly they/we/whomever guard purse-strings, and know that you'll get nothing out of it. Well Leowen, i'd pay this guy ^^ to quit faster. Wins Page 5. Originally by: Keiran Goose The Chuck Norris of EVE! Wins Page 6. You had me at "Chuck". Originally by: D0can Makes Alts and put 100m-1b bounties on them. Then hold massive Man Hunt Events for weekly prizes! Page 7 winner. 1B paid to each - enjoy your weekend!
Leowen Industrial Giants	Posted - 2009.10.23 14:41:00 - [323] Originally by: Tom Peeping LOL... if this is for real, there's a couple of things I would do. I would spread the joy out over time, by paying out isk to people who will do various embarrassing things. Have a karaoke contest for isk using EVE voice in the local channel. Go to a gate, and find two (or more) people who will duel, instantly, in what they are in when they jump through the gate. Make people write a 10 page single spaced essays on why they should get isk, what they want to do with it, and why they think you are the bomb. Make the price high enough and you should be able to do this. Go to local and offer a billion isk for the first person to create and post a video of themselves doing some particular stupid activity on youtube and link in local (like making out with an office chair... bonus isk if you use tongue). (set a time limit by which they can participate). Best of all would then be to Fraps the whole thing, and create an epic eve video about how there is no limit to what people would do for isk. (Obviously the easiest thing to do would be to hire someone to do all the frapsing and editing using some of that isk) Wins Page 8. Originally by: Herschel Yamamoto You'll need CCP's permission to do this, but you might be able to pull it off. Spend a trillion buying up PLEX. You'll net about 3500 of them at current prices. Hand the PLEX to CCP, have them take them out of the game, and donate the cash equivalent - almost $62,000 US - to a charity of your choice. Make it something big and reputable, so that they don't think you're trying to RMT, but they might just go for it for publicity's sake alone. And hey, money to a good cause. Wins Page 9. Originally by: Gurenn Lagann You Could make a prize of some of the isk to go to the first person to run butt-naked (streaker) over a major football match with "eve-online" written on his/her chest and "Leowen made me do it" on the back Then gleefully enjoy the publisity in both eve and the real world as newspapers and sport-channels show it day after day Wins Page 10. All paid out now, no more cash prizes, I think I've got enough to be going on with Thanks to all who contributed. Leo
Adult Baby	Posted - 2009.10.23 16:55:00 - [324] w00t!!! I've never won anything before! I'd like to thank Leowen of course for being an absolute sport with his earnings and setting me up with the funds to stop my grinding. The universe has suddenly opened up for me with this windfall. Cheers. I'd also like to thank Curzon Dax for originally trolling the thread and providing me with the ammunition. Priceless m8, priceless. It is most, most appreciated fella's. Thanks again Leowen.
Hijax Class47	Posted - 2009.10.23 17:30:00 - [325] Buy a bunch of titans and make a suicide gank death squad?
themace2	Posted - 2009.10.23 17:58:00 - [326] no p 11 winner? damn you
Keiran Goose	Posted - 2009.10.23 18:43:00 - [327] Hi Leowen Confirmed receipt of 1billion ISK. Thank you, the richest I've ever been! Thanks Keiran
Seriya Caldari Ichizoku	Posted - 2009.10.24 00:31:00 - [328] Hire every single merc corp.. make all the merc corps blue with each other... tell them to start at the top of the map and burn there way down destroying every single alliance and players. Before finally suscide ganking jita!!
Le Skunk Low Sec Liberators	Posted - 2009.10.25 02:47:00 - [329] Originally by: Ishamael Talanas 1. Create character named Batman. 2. Create your own corp. Suggested name: I AM BATMAN 3. Create a killboard. 4. Only fly Bantams, since its really Batman but with letters switched around. 4. Bribe people, telling them you will pay them for their ship loss/modules plus 50% on top, if you can kill them in PVP. 5. Be the greatest Bantam pilot, ever. Or at least fight crime. 6. Maybe get a sidekick. Up to you. LOL! SKUNK (o)
MightMakes Right	Posted - 2009.10.25 03:23:00 - [330] Make your own EVE sports league. A few options for this really. Capture the flag: 2 teams, all in frigates. Each team has a cargo container, the containers are 125km apart with some cheap item in them. Frigates have guns, ABs, and webs. First to get the other team's item to within 50km of their own container wins. If a frigate gets blown up, hey, its a frigate. Hope in a new one and keep going until a victor is declared. Wheres Waldo?: Make an alt with a very distinctive name, and set him loose once a week. The first person to ram your ship (so they are in the same area) and convo you gets the prize. The maze: Get a ton of cargo containers, and place them in a maze format in a secret location. Have several entrances, then give some ships bookmarks the separate instances. The once that gets to the middle first is declared the winner. Package them all up in a freighter and do it again later.

r0selan	Posted - 2009.10.25 12:17:00 - [331] Put a 1B bounty on a random innocent player, and start a man hunt for like 1 hour. if the player survive and stays online, get him a nice prize, else reimburse him for his ship (at least) there is no spoon
goazer Amarr Dark Amarr Brotherhood	Posted - 2009.10.25 12:20:00 - [332] Originally by: Leowen Edited by: Leowen on 20/10/2009 18:29:37 Well after a few months of cashing out (>8m T2 components took a while to shift!), I only have a handful of T2 prints left but now have just over 1,000,000,000,000 ISK cash. Yay! But errrr what now? I don't play much so I won't be doing anything at all high-maintenance. I want lots of ideas please, so to that end I will pay a 1B ISK prize to the best idea per page on this thread. Best might not be most profitable, it might be easiest, most innovative, most outrageous, most vindictive, or just plain most funny! Bring on the ideas. Oh, and if you believe yourself to have a truly genius idea that can make oodles of money, feel free to mail me privately in-game. You have nothing but my word that if I use it I will reward you handsomely, and if I don't I won't mention it to anyone else. EDIT: Closing the 1B ISK offer after Page 10 - I think we've got it covered Buy a PVP pilot, subcapital one. One wich has as much as possible lvl 5 skills in pvp support skills. Buy a hauler alt, capable to fly JF. Start flying pirate pvp in lowsec with faction fitted frigates and cruisers, even battleships. So basically base out anywhere in the lowsec, use your new shiny JF pilot to jump all the fancy stuff straight to your current station in lowsec and just roam in your beautifull faction ships while kicking ass Feel the FREEDOM! I must remind that if you truly have that one trillion ISK and you do not play that often, that trillion ISK will last long! I envy you my friend
delfy4 Superheroes Adventure Club	Posted - 2009.10.25 16:10:00 - [333] slightly late, but i'll give it a try anyway :) (also didn't have the time to go and read all 12 pages, so possibly this has already been suggested :) Buy as many T2 BPOs as you can afford, and lock 'em up in a dark chamber(or alternatively trash 'em), thus finally creating a free t2 market where everyone got an equal chance. /delfy
dei'ro	Posted - 2009.10.25 18:42:00 - [334] Edited by: dei''ro on 25/10/2009 18:43:39 suggestions: 1) pay several(20-30) people to smartbomb jita at once. 2) TITAN CONGO LINE 3)pay 40-50 people to have an SB only battle with bombs 4)get as many people as possible to show up in a system in a noobship, and DD them all before dominion comes out 5)make funny shapes with empty ships and or cans 6) and finally, go out to a starting area, find a new player(not an alt) and crap isk on them, thus setting them up for the forseeable future edit:spellin
dei'ro	Posted - 2009.10.25 18:59:00 - [335] forgot to mention: pay someone to make a video involving obese children, a greasy ladder, and a bucket of cookie dough
Ezien	Posted - 2009.10.26 07:50:00 - [336] Edited by: Ezien on 26/10/2009 07:53:02 Edited by: Ezien on 26/10/2009 07:50:39 Industrial Gankers 1) Run as many accounts as you can and/or hire some merc characters into a full fleet fleet. 2) Gear up in as many industrial ships with cap boosters, rechargers, and blasters as you can. Get some webs, scrambers, and maybe some ECM. 3) Go gatecamp crashing in Rancer, Amamake, Old Man Star, etc. Post a video here on the forums for fame and laughs. Social Experiment 1) Send X ISK (50m?) to 100 active characters. 2) Send them a mail saying you accidently sent to the money to his/her character, and ask if you could have it back. 3) Record how many people send you your ISK back. 4) Post results so everyone can demonize the Eve population. The Largest Disco Party Eve Has Ever Seen 1) Nullsec system 2) Battleships with smartbombs Mess with the ISK Spammers 1) Use a English -> Chinese translator or hire someone who can do this. 2) Convince some of the ISK sellers to spam people's inbox with your message for a few days instead of their usual ISK seller spam by offering large amounts of ISK (5 billion might work for a couple days.) 3) Laugh as you wreak confusion and laughs upon random players throughout the Eve Universe. The message I would use (Modified Nigerian Bank Scam): Quote: Jita, The Citadel. Attention: The President/CEO Dear Sir, Confidential Business Proposal Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Jita Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of 47,500,000.00 (forty seven billion, five hundred million InterStellar Kredits) into your wallet. The above sum resulted from an expired PoS Mining contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five months (5) ago by a outside player. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at E-Bank's Central Database. We are now ready to transfer the funds out of E-Bank and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as E-Bank Insiders, we are forbidden to transfer funds to our personal wallets; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 29% for you and 1% for Eve's transaction taxes. The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Jita's Secure Trade Commission. If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following information: (a) your alternate characters and your current liquid assets. (b) a limited API key for your primary Eve characters Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us three (3) working days to accomplish. Please reply urgently. Best regards Imper Son Hatar Alternatively use an alt character and account and try to scam people. If you could get anyone to fall for the above... you would win approximately 10 internets.
Ebanni	Posted - 2009.10.26 11:38:00 - [337] Likely just run low interest, fixed term, collateral secured loans for my buds... wait... I already do that... nvm.
Shander Maxum	Posted - 2009.10.26 18:10:00 - [338] Edited by: Shander Maxum on 26/10/2009 18:15:05 Ok, I have an Idea that I didn't see been posted yet. (maybe you'll still pay a reward if you really like it) It's feasible, and not time intensive and would allow you to put a mark on the game that would still be visible years and years ahead if the game persists. Pay the first 1000 characters to reach 5 million spell points 1 billion isk if they use Leowen as their second name. (sp verifyable by api or post on a site requiring such) Once a character has 5 million sp's its probably got a good chance of being used or sold to someone that uses it...many woul be likely to continue to have spell points invested in it. Even if you get 10% of those 1000 staying very active after a year or so some wold be bound to be very visible. If you had 1000 children certainly a few would rise to grand promise? Certainly 100's more of your progeny would be around as hauling, cyno, and trading, alts for the years, living less glamorous live but being productive to society before the player goes inactive. You'd have left your name in the game. 1 billion would more than cover the isk it would cost to buy the game time and train them. Waiting 3 months for a promised payment might feel risky although all they'd be risking would be a skewed character name. Maybe you'd offer a partial payment along the way. Checking a web page and sending isk would be far less time consuming than creating 100's or 1000 new accounts and checking their training frequently (to build make their sp distribution good to make them more likely to be used). Long Live the house of Leowen !
Bootown	Posted - 2009.10.26 18:28:00 - [339] Edited by: Bootown on 26/10/2009 18:29:27 Do a Eve version of "The Running Man"! Have it just like the book, -The player has 24 hours head start. -The player must stay in .4 or lower sec. (Or could have them in a corp and your hunters have a war dec on them so they can be killed anywhere, mind you. You would have less random people hunting the person also.) -Have a group of "Hunters" 30 players payed to hunt down the contestnet. -The player must be online at least 6 hours a day (only gets payed for online time). -The player can not dock for more then 10 min at a time to resupply. -The player is payed 1 million a hour for staying alive. -The player gets 10 mill per kill of a hunter -The player must make a 10 min Youtube video every day and post it to make sure it is for real. -If the player lasts 30 days, they get a grand prize of 1 Trillion Isk! (was 1 billion dollers in the book which was in the 70's) You could have a group of people doing reports and updates in its own chat channel. This would be a crazy fun event. Who could last the 30 days! Only the Running Man!
Ezien	Posted - 2009.10.31 00:30:00 - [340] I'll give this an entirely altruistic bump. There should be some things you could do with the Eve blogging community. There's a lot of bloggers out there...

Blnukem 192 Amarr Revilers Cartel	Posted - 2009.10.31 16:08:00 - [341] Originally by: Shander Maxum spell points Go back to WoW.
Ravenja	Posted - 2009.10.31 18:33:00 - [342] - Buy as many T2 BPOs as you can, then trash them, making EVE a better world to live in for us all. - Start and fund something like Eve university, but for pirates. - Use it as prize money for the alliance that manages to kill/remove goons. You could also use it to foment intrigues inside of them till they failcascade, making EVE a better world to live in for us all. - Fund suicide ganking macroers + run an intel channel for easy reporting of macroers. Basically do what CCP hasn't/couldn't (except for unholy rage), making EVE a better world to live in for us all. - Time intensive but fun: Drive MD elite out of business. The tears would be priceless.
Abil Weekend flyers	Posted - 2009.10.31 21:33:00 - [343] Hmm tough one that , Id probably sell it it to some of those isk selling companies and invest in a large bag of nice weed and hire out a few ****stars for a week.
Rottern	Posted - 2009.11.11 13:01:00 - [344] Abandon nice shiny ships inside wormholes as xmas presents for other players to find
Joker Mckay	Posted - 2009.11.11 16:36:00 - [345] 1, Abandon POS's in wormholes for explorers to find :). be sure to put some officer/deadspace items in them. 2, Buy a state raven, and selfdestruct it outside Jita 4-4. 3, Spend all the money on alts, and move them all inteo jita at the same time. and crash the system :D. 4, Buy a system/ region. lol.
Vaerah Vahrokha Minmatar Dark-Rising IT Alliance	Posted - 2009.11.11 17:54:00 - [346] I'd quit EvE. All I wanted from the game would be possible in one day, and then be bored forever. The journey makes EvE, not the trillion at the end. - Auditing and consulting Before asking for investors, please read http://tinyurl.com/n5ys4h and http://tinyurl.com/lrg4oz
Marcus Delloro	Posted - 2009.11.11 21:05:00 - [347] Hmm a) Start a lottery b) Hire all the merc corps to kill Goonswarm c) Give me some
Yxalitis	Posted - 2009.11.12 03:40:00 - [348] You can build the indestructable ship:\ Here's a start! http://eve.battleclinic.com/loadout/28510-Loki-HAMMERTIME-Can-039-t-Touch-This.html Resists: 98.8/98.3/97.4/97.8 Can sustain that for 2m 30s or so. That's 219,649 EHP!! NO Overload 97.6/96.6/94.8/95.7 Close that Kin gap by overloading just that module: 97.6/96.6/96.7/95.7 lasts 8 minutes, for 130,047 EHP Go into lo-sec and lol as NO-ONE can kill you! "[Pirate} hits you well for 0.0 damage" I don't believe in signatures, not even really cool ones like "This signature intentionaly left blank"
Therran Promitz Caldari State Protectorate	Posted - 2009.11.12 05:39:00 - [349] 1.Train for/get a Nightmare or an equally sought after ship 2. Fit it with the best PvP mods, stuff the average PvPer wouldnt dream of risking 3. Join a PvP centric thing; FW or RvB or something of the sort 4. Melt serious face with the facerollingly high amounts of DPS you have 5. Cause QQ with said lolDPS ___________________ Show me how it ends
Billia Little Fuzzy Creatures of Mayhem and Destruction Emergence.	Posted - 2009.11.12 21:40:00 - [350] pay 100,000 pilots 10,000,000 isk each to fight the biggest noob ship war eve has ever dreamed of!!!

Every Player	Posted - 2009.11.13 08:08:00 - [351] Hello and welcome. I would pay several million isk for every isk spammer that was reported.
Ralavina	Posted - 2009.11.18 17:48:00 - [352] I've messaged you in game. Ralara's banned again so this is my alt :p
Jovialmadness	Posted - 2009.11.18 17:52:00 - [353] I would come on the forums and say I have a trillion isk to stroke my peen. But tbh I am close to that number and use this supersecret alt because I want exactly the opposite of what you do. Next, if you need to ask what to do with a tril isk, you are fixing to lose it.
Avandir Correus	Posted - 2009.11.18 19:56:00 - [354] Go into starter systems, and pull the "I have a ton of isk because of (made up story X0, so send me isk, I'll send back 10x it's amount, because I'm ultra generous like that" scam, except actually send back the money.
Mukutep Gallente The Freelancer's Mining Cartel	Posted - 2009.11.18 20:56:00 - [355] Sell it all for real money. Buy lots of booze and hookers.
Berendas Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate	Posted - 2009.11.18 21:11:00 - [356] Edited by: Berendas on 18/11/2009 21:12:43 Make it all a bounty, NOT on a person, but a ship... But a 1 trillion ISK bounty on Chribba's famed Veldnaught and require a YouTube vid as proof of the deed. Personally I love Chribba, but option this would stir things up in empire I mean, entire corps have gone after it for glory alone, but glory AND 1 trillion ISK is probably the best incentive you could ask for... Edited for grammar.
Choke Hold	Posted - 2009.11.20 05:09:00 - [357] probably war dec all the people that post in MD
Jess Ica Gallente	Posted - 2009.11.20 14:55:00 - [358] Edited by: Jess Ica on 20/11/2009 14:56:57 First idea: (outrageous) Fund the most ambitious and largest quest in EVE. Helping me (1 man project not corp or multiple player project) to get 1 of each T2 BPO's ingame. This would even beat Entity's collection. Be part of this mighty quest i'm on since i started it. Big part of this collection is already accomplished! Second idea: (temping) Offer Voogru 1 tillion isk for his Opux Third idea: (Funny) Offer Entity cash to get 1 corpse of his and sell them for an epic auction! Regarding first idea (my prefered ofc ) get in touch with me maybe we can work something out.
Joe Starbreaker The Fighting Republicans	Posted - 2009.11.20 22:48:00 - [359] Donate it to The Fighting Republicans. Your donations will allow us to represent the principles of individual liberty, a strong national defense, and free-market capitalism by campaigning for conservative candidates in local, constellation, and regional elections. Also we will blow up lots of Communists. ... The Fighting Republicans now recruiting for a 2010 comeback campaign!
Liberty Eternal	Posted - 2009.11.20 22:54:00 - [360] Originally by: Joe Starbreaker Donate it to The Fighting Republicans we will blow up lots of Communists. You sound like my kind of people

Berendas Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate	Posted - 2009.11.21 09:16:00 - [361] Here's one: pay John Rourke 1 trillion isk to make a Clear Skies 3. If he's already doing that have him fastrack to Clear Skies 4
Shadow Bloodtear	Posted - 2009.11.22 06:03:00 - [362] Make a secret deal with CCP that in exchange for giving up all your worldly possessions in Eve (for the good of the economy, others, etc etc), that they place you in charge of the Jove empire. And actually bring the Jove into play as a real force with a real cause led by a real person. It'd be a new experience, and continue to enhance the story/universe of Eve
YapYup Gallente Top Station	Posted - 2009.11.22 06:13:00 - [363] Originally by: Bucky O'Hair Go to Jita, and buy everything. Then move it all to a low sec system. Then sit back and watch the carnage. Awaiting my billion isk.... Bucky O'Hair. Best idea by a long margin ...did u get your well deserved billion
Agent Known	Posted - 2009.11.22 06:13:00 - [364] I have one: Make another trillion? On another note, I also have an annoying sig. inaftertimeflux
Khalis Sanguar	Posted - 2009.11.22 07:36:00 - [365] Originally by: YapYup Originally by: Bucky O'Hair Go to Jita, and buy everything. Then move it all to a low sec system. Then sit back and watch the carnage. Awaiting my billion isk.... Bucky O'Hair. Best idea by a long margin ...did u get your well deserved billion Obvious, alt is obvious.
Neo Veltman	Posted - 2009.11.22 11:56:00 - [366] Buy 51% share control in every single corporation/alliance in EVE online and watch the people squirm at their inability to do anything without your permission. Family Motto: "Esse Quam Videris." Translated from Latin: "To Be Rather Than To Seem."
sinqlaison Amarr Capital Builders Inc.	Posted - 2009.11.22 15:03:00 - [367] I amassed 1.8 trillion myself, got to hate myself for sitting on all of that without others benefitting, and then started to donate to Eve-University, giving everybody who makes 'student level' 25 mln ISK. You might want to contact Kelduum, I am sure he would be happy to see another guy start donating. If I win, please donate my 1 bln to Eve - U ;-)
brutoid Caldari	Posted - 2009.11.22 17:55:00 - [368] Edited by: brutoid on 22/11/2009 17:56:02 Originally by: Leowen All paid out now, no more cash prizes, I think I've got enough to be going on with Thanks to all who contributed. Leo Read the thread tw@ts.
Bastion Sidious	Posted - 2009.11.22 20:32:00 - [369] I've always wanted to mine in a titan!
Apotamkin	Posted - 2009.11.23 06:15:00 - [370] So did Leowen ever do any of these ideas?

Lubomir Penev Dark Nexxus	Posted - 2009.11.23 15:40:00 - [371] Originally by: LaVista Vista Originally by: Liliana Rahl RMT Originally by: Terms of Service 29. You will not encourage others to break these rules or any rules set forth in relation to EVE OnlineÆs game service or web site. You'd have made a damn fine kapo. -- 081014 : emoragequit, char transfered to a friend, 090317 : back to original owner blog
Shander Maxum	Posted - 2009.11.23 20:36:00 - [372] Aw.. I was hoping Leowen would come back and see my different suggestion about fostering a whole line of new characters using Leowen as a sirname to give him a lasting mark on the game through his "children". I had more details and benefit a page back. (about conditioned payouts based upon spell point threshold to increase the chances that more of the characters will be used and and trained in the years ahead)
Ikiahuieoatzin	Posted - 2009.11.23 21:50:00 - [373] I think your time is come to the end or you need to take a break. You do not have any more fun to play eve. What I do if... If you have writing skills, write an essay
Gunner GzR	Posted - 2009.12.12 02:47:00 - [374] Buy all the hulks in eve rase the price and make 2 trillion
Cic3ro Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.12.12 10:54:00 - [375] restock amarr, everythings proper *****ed atm ------------------\|o\|------------------ http://www.cic3ro.org
Darwin's Market	Posted - 2009.12.12 11:24:00 - [376] - Give 1 trillion isk to the most innovative and hated alliance (Goonswarm), so that everyone gets really really upset and whines about it forever.
Sokratesz	Posted - 2009.12.13 22:20:00 - [377] Go to starter systems, give 1bil to 1000 random newbies.
ropnes	Posted - 2009.12.13 22:57:00 - [378] Send me 1 bn for having the best idea and I'll send you 2 bn back! jk
Tiberizzle	Posted - 2009.12.13 23:08:00 - [379] I'd buy a new butt, this one has a crack in it olololol
Mr Costington	Posted - 2009.12.14 22:03:00 - [380] Buy ALL the T2 BPOS (I don`t think 1T is quite enough to do this...) and trash them. You will be forever known as the hero who stopped the T2 BPO forum whines.

YouGotRipped Ewigkeit	Posted - 2009.12.14 22:06:00 - [381] Hide. Black Sun Empire
Doctor Isk	Posted - 2009.12.15 10:08:00 - [382] I need 2 Billion Isk to buy Antibiotics... Doctor Isk
Angeltara Black Rise Angels Distant Drums	Posted - 2009.12.15 20:00:00 - [383] Give me 1 Billion if I can get Tiger Woods in the sack. What? Already done? Dammit! Sponsor a day on Eve Radio where you get to play only the songs you like. Like Pirate Radio.
Miss Derry	Posted - 2009.12.16 00:22:00 - [384] Please help bring sabre prices down to something more sensible :(
Jerid Verges	Posted - 2009.12.16 06:09:00 - [385] Wage war against Goonswarm.
Lorkin Desal Caldari Lone Star Partners	Posted - 2009.12.16 12:32:00 - [386] With that sort of money you could finance an alliance war indeffinatly. In my honest opinion i'd invest in shares, or provide the colateral for opening a new bank.
Rhizome	Posted - 2009.12.18 06:16:00 - [387] Sorry I just couldn't resist -- apologies to BNL If I had a trillion iskies If I had a trillion iskies I'd buy you a POS If I had a trillion iskies I'd buy you reactors for your POS (maybe a nanotransistor or a ferrofluid) If I had a trillion iskies I'd buy you a Cruiser (a nice reliant faction war ship) If I had a trillion iskies I'd buy you trit If I had a trillion iskies I'd find a wormhole in your sov You could help it wouldn't be that hard Maybe we could put a retriever in there Wouldn't that be fabulous! If I had a trillion iskies I'd buy you a jump clone (but not a real death clone that's cruel) If I had a trillion iskies I'd buy you an exotic ship (like a Gila or a Rorqual) If I had a trillion iskies I'd buy you Isone Flosin's remains (with all that crazy DNA) If I had a trillion iskies We wouldn't have to auto to 4-IV If I had a trillion iskies We'd buy at Hek because it costs more If I had a trillion iskies You wouldn't have to be a corp miner If I had a trillion iskies I'd buy you some moon goo (but not some real moon goo that's cruel) If I had a trillion iskies I'd buy you some bonds If I had a trillion iskies I'd buy you a Vargur (haven't you always wanted a Vargur?) If I had a trillion iskies ....I'd be RICH! ~Rhiz
Brother Thantos	Posted - 2009.12.18 06:49:00 - [388] Edited by: Brother Thantos on 18/12/2009 06:53:12 Hmmm, I'd blow up everyones drug labs consolidate gas and prints and own the entire booster market in the game...for a couple months, but it would be such great fun! Did I mention I have a list. BTXI
Puppy UK Amarr Fusion Enterprises Ltd C0LD Fusion	Posted - 2009.12.18 09:44:00 - [389] I would pay me 1bill every day, for 1000 days and have me as yoru personal hunting tool/ guard dog. Someone annoys you ? ill kill em :D a corp you dont like, ill have them decced by 5 corps : Anythign you want dead, dies. Or you coudl pay be to sing down TS/make prank calls, that seems to geta laugh. p.s. you win at eve.. good job ----- " Hold On A Second Im Being Shot " Eve Pawn
Murik Vherok	Posted - 2009.12.18 12:58:00 - [390] set up your own pvp tornament 1v1 in all ship class have a prize for the winner of each class frapse it all make vid

King Aires Coffee Sipper's Club	Posted - 2009.12.18 18:20:00 - [391] Originally by: Puppy UK I would pay me 1bill every day, for 1000 days and have me as yoru personal hunting tool/ guard dog. Someone annoys you ? ill kill em :D a corp you dont like, ill have them decced by 5 corps : Anythign you want dead, dies. Or you coudl pay be to sing down TS/make prank calls, that seems to geta laugh. p.s. you win at eve.. good job Says the dude who lost his crappy apoc to a tengu because he tried to log off while docking... here The views expressed above are not those of my corp or an expression of where my corp stands.
Syrinx Edens	Posted - 2009.12.19 02:43:00 - [392] Have not read all 14 pages! But here is a suggestion, sorry if it has been suggested before. I would create an EVE-O fight club. Basically, find and pay for the top PVP players to compete in 1v1 fights to the death. Each player would use the same hull type (I'd suggest BC so fights are not super long), or you could mix them up. Once you have approx 15-30 PVP pilots on your payroll, hold a Fight Club event each weekend, then take bets on the outcomes of the fights. The bet would not just have to be winner. You could have first into structure, how long the fight takes etc. The pilots would use their own ships, and would be allowed to bet. The pay should be enough for them to compete in the hull size of their choosing + t2 fittings and t1 rigs. If they wish to fit faction / deadspace stuff to enhance their chance of winning, this should come out of their own pockets. The system the fights take place in should be kept a secret and should be in high sec, this minmizes the chance of gankers / RR ruining the fights, only select judges should know the location. You could also have team fights and / or FFA's, but would suggest keeping the numbers low (3-5 per team), so the fights are quick, and you can have multiple fights per night. Maybe have the less known players fight first building up to the 'Main event' Of course this would require a fair amount of time and resources to set up, but would be: Fun Profitable A different slant on PVP and fittings (no warping out, so scramblers and not required). You would need: Judges PVP pilots Odds adjusters Bet takers / payers Advertisement


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