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Sissy Fuzz
Amarr Sissy Fuzz Communications
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:56:00 -
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Originally by: Yuda Mann Things on my list to do: 1. Cry. A lot. Because I have the mentality of a child. 2. Threaten to cancel my accounts 3. Remind people that no they cant have my stuff because #2 is an empty threat. 4. Express my inability to understand the nature of computers and networks. 5. Demand a refund for time lost pro-rated to the nearest 10th of a second. 6. Ignore comments that point out specific parts of the EULA 7. Log on to my other accounts and repeat
Yes, It's a repost but I think I'm that funny and you should too. Vote for CCP Navigator for CSM.
Listen, why don't you STFU Yuda Mann. Fact is, that the EVE Online game product has serious stability issues and has had so now for almost 4 months. Go play with yourself irrellevant little person.
And... Hi!
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Hirana Yoshida
Behavioral Affront
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:56:00 -
[242]
Holy crap. What the hell did you do to your database that requires that much extra time?
Beyond astounding
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Arvano
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:57:00 -
[243]
Why not just say "we're working as hard as we can to bring the servers up, and they will be back up when we're satisfied that they're running correctly".
Better that than keep extending it by another 30 minutes every 30 minutes, I think. Well, they extended it 2 and a half hours now, which just makes my point even more valid.
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Marcus Vorenius
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:57:00 -
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Originally by: Cone Filler Edited by: Cone Filler on 07/05/2010 15:54:30 all thoose who has skills ending raise your hands
EDIT : the database got Tuxford
me *raising hands vigourosly* ... and I'm at war, so my cunning attack plan is now history :)
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CrazyDeathz
Gallente SPORADIC MOVEMENT Cult of War
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:58:00 -
[245]
Did the volcano kill all the hamsters in europe?
Someone must have atleast one that can generate enough power to fix a simple database issue.
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The PitBoss
Caldari Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:58:00 -
[246]
Game down ... GHEY
Thank-You,
The Pitboss (Space between The & Pitboss)
Signatures by: Kalen Vox |
Menkaure
Amarr LEM0N
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:58:00 -
[247]
Originally by: Sissy Fuzz
Originally by: Yuda Mann Things on my list to do: 1. Cry. A lot. Because I have the mentality of a child. 2. Threaten to cancel my accounts 3. Remind people that no they cant have my stuff because #2 is an empty threat. 4. Express my inability to understand the nature of computers and networks. 5. Demand a refund for time lost pro-rated to the nearest 10th of a second. 6. Ignore comments that point out specific parts of the EULA 7. Log on to my other accounts and repeat
Yes, It's a repost but I think I'm that funny and you should too. Vote for CCP Navigator for CSM.
Listen, why don't you STFU Yuda Mann. Fact is, that the EVE Online game product has serious stability issues and has had so now for almost 4 months. Go play with yourself irrellevant little person.
And... Hi!
How many times have we had unscheduled downtimes over the last 4 months then? Cus this is the first one I can remember.
Sure they're doing the best to get it back up and running.
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Yuda Mann
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:58:00 -
[248]
Originally by: Sissy Fuzz
Originally by: Yuda Mann Things on my list to do: 1. Cry. A lot. Because I have the mentality of a child. 2. Threaten to cancel my accounts 3. Remind people that no they cant have my stuff because #2 is an empty threat. 4. Express my inability to understand the nature of computers and networks. 5. Demand a refund for time lost pro-rated to the nearest 10th of a second. 6. Ignore comments that point out specific parts of the EULA 7. Log on to my other accounts and repeat
Yes, It's a repost but I think I'm that funny and you should too. Vote for CCP Navigator for CSM.
Listen, why don't you STFU Yuda Mann. Fact is, that the EVE Online game product has serious stability issues and has had so now for almost 4 months. Go play with yourself irrellevant little person.
And... Hi!
If I was irrelevant you wouldn't have responded. You have given me all the value and worth I could ever desire.
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Traspace
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:58:00 -
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Originally by: Hirana Yoshida Holy crap. What the hell did you do to your database that requires that much extra time?
Beyond astounding
I can think of a few ideas. None to pleasant wonder how often they take backups
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Amfander
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:58:00 -
[250]
Originally by: Sissy Fuzz
Originally by: Yuda Mann Things on my list to do: 1. Cry. A lot. Because I have the mentality of a child. 2. Threaten to cancel my accounts 3. Remind people that no they cant have my stuff because #2 is an empty threat. 4. Express my inability to understand the nature of computers and networks. 5. Demand a refund for time lost pro-rated to the nearest 10th of a second. 6. Ignore comments that point out specific parts of the EULA 7. Log on to my other accounts and repeat
Yes, It's a repost but I think I'm that funny and you should too. Vote for CCP Navigator for CSM.
Listen, why don't you STFU Yuda Mann. Fact is, that the EVE Online game product has serious stability issues and has had so now for almost 4 months. Go play with yourself irrellevant little person.
And... Hi!
speaking of irrellevant
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Peraxx
Peraxx Lottery Corp. Eternity Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:59:00 -
[251]
This thread is now about sexual Eve 'alternatives' you can use in the bedroom. Go!
"There's a sleeper awakening, he wants to go back into his wormhole." Pirate Piħata Lottery!
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AdioHyperion
Caldari One Stop Mining Shop One Stop Research
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:59:00 -
[252]
"Dear players, Tranquility is down due to database issues, we need to extend the downtime until 18:30 GMT / UTC. We're sorry for the inconvenience." ============================================= Director of the One Stop Mining Shop. http://www.freewebs.com/ladyofwrath/ |
Xander Baligo
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:59:00 -
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well..... an expected 20 minute reboot is now expected to take a total of 6 hours and 30 minutes. This is just great. The night I get the chance to play eve all night, its screwed up. So much for a quick reboot...... Guess II won't be shouting any beers then. CCP, you need to have a failsafe with this. An alternate server perhaps. Have it with the skills from the previous downtime so we can keep playing when things like this happen. It bugs me enough having downtime right in Australias prime gaming time (bout 9pm it starts in Brisbane which I usually log in 2 hours before hand). I enjoy playing through the night on my days off but these over extended downtimes really make it hard for me to play it. So seriously guys, you need a failsafe for this. A duplicate server could be in order at least.
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Scurvy Pestilential
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:59:00 -
[254]
I blame:
- UK Hung Parliment - Volcanos in Iceland - Lazy Hapsters - Greece
In that order.
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LordLucius
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:59:00 -
[255]
"Dear players, Tranquility is down due to database issues, we need to extend the downtime until 18:30 GMT / UTC. We're sorry for the inconvenience."
Are you serious I want 6+ hours added to my subscription when this is over!
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DavidValentine
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:00:00 -
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M'eh, at the end of the day if any of you guys think y'all can do better and make an MMO of this size and keep it running perfectly. Lets see it!
I would like to know the following three things: 1) You've said it's a database issue CCP, what exactly is wrong with it? 2) Why do dogs have wet noses? 3) What caused it to start happening?
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Namira Sable
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:00:00 -
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I just wanted to let you all know that I'm currently having a 2200man fleet fight on pencil and paper and experiencing no lag. CCP you fixed it!
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GONUTS
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:00:00 -
[258]
what happened to "Hi capsuleers! were having a little issue with our database so were going to restart the server in 5 minutes so find a safe spot to log out..see ya in 20 minutes..have a nice day!"
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Clb
The Intersect
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:01:00 -
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Originally by: Cadian Smith "Dear players, Tranquility is down due to database issues, we need to extend the downtime until 18:30 GMT / UTC. We're sorry for the inconvenience."
Ridiculous! wtf are you doing ccp
They enjoy the tears
But going from 1600 to 1830... When we're an hour behind at work **** has hit the fan, after 2 hours and people start drafting their resignation letters.
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Zewron
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:01:00 -
[260]
Operation Unholy Nerdrage
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LunarGlow
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:02:00 -
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Originally by: Traspace
Originally by: rufeno 18:30 now..
It's 15:49...it hasn't even reached their end time yet give it a break
Actually... It's 23:49
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Jengo Phatt
Maximum Yarrage
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:02:00 -
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Pro communication from CCP right there.
MOTD announces another pushback by 2.5h and nothing on the forums.
GO GO GO
Maybe keep your customers informed?
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Psychotic Maniac
Caldari Head Shrinkers
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:03:00 -
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Edited by: Psychotic Maniac on 07/05/2010 16:06:21
YOU GUYS REALLY SUCK! STOP LYING ABOUT WHEN THE SERVER WILL BE BACK UP.
You not a drug dealer that's right around the corner, when you're actually half way from the moon.
I'll see ya next year when/if you fix the lag, something shows up in your logs, we get a AF ab boost, etc.....
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Marcus Vorenius
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:03:00 -
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Originally by: LordLucius "Dear players, Tranquility is down due to database issues, we need to extend the downtime until 18:30 GMT / UTC. We're sorry for the inconvenience."
Are you serious I want 6+ hours added to my subscription when this is over!
you can have the $4.36 from me ... I bet your tech 2 boats only drop Meta 3 stuff
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Elesentra
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:03:00 -
[265]
Originally by: Zae'm Liss
Well the point is moot.. Even the Brits have adopted UTC and only the older generations still refer to it as GMT.
and P.S., I highly doubt that calculating the time from atomic clocks would take more than a few milliseconds... Unless the Brits are doing the calculations with their mechanical computers that is... :D
I'm only teasing you ;)
Actually - we set our clocks using the EVE cluster - which is why right now the whole country is stuck in a hung parliament waiting to move forwards ;)
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Sissy Fuzz
Amarr Sissy Fuzz Communications
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:03:00 -
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Originally by: Yuda Mann
Originally by: Sissy Fuzz
Originally by: Yuda Mann Things on my list to do: 1. Cry. A lot. Because I have the mentality of a child. 2. Threaten to cancel my accounts 3. Remind people that no they cant have my stuff because #2 is an empty threat. 4. Express my inability to understand the nature of computers and networks. 5. Demand a refund for time lost pro-rated to the nearest 10th of a second. 6. Ignore comments that point out specific parts of the EULA 7. Log on to my other accounts and repeat
Yes, It's a repost but I think I'm that funny and you should too. Vote for CCP Navigator for CSM.
Listen, why don't you STFU Yuda Mann. Fact is, that the EVE Online game product has serious stability issues and has had so now for almost 4 months. Go play with yourself irrellevant little person.
And... Hi!
If I was irrelevant you wouldn't have responded. You have given me all the value and worth I could ever desire.
F5 much? Nah, because I am more irrelevant than you.
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Elorie Liorden
Planetary Decontamination Service Inc.
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:04:00 -
[267]
Mircosoft products at their best. Oh, teh tweakage!!!
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Trovarion
Gallente Spiritus Draconis
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:04:00 -
[268]
what do I file my 20 expired missions under cause I am not sitting at home on a friday night waiting for the servers to be up again? ^^
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Tai pei
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:04:00 -
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And here i just wondered the other day that where are the OMFG posts in forums... I planned to rat, kill **** and get drunk, have fun in EvE tonite, guess i'm not.. gonna do it in RL then, Trolls, flamers, whiners and allround ***holes... go *** urself
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jona1
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:04:00 -
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Edited by: jona1 on 07/05/2010 16:06:48 Says 6.30 pm gmt now on logon page must have some issues..
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