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Jaxx Mitchell
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:47:00 -
[241]
nice starting up shoop da loop going on
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Tyburn Stannis
Caldari Xenon Salvage Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:48:00 -
[242]
Originally by: Recoil 11:30 GMT Veldspar Roid : Ok, here we go guys... they'll be back any minute. Dense Veldspar Roid : who will? Veldspar Roid : The players you idiot Dense Veldspar Roid : ohhhh
12:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : That's odd. Still quiet. Hey, anyone seen any players? Scordite Roid : Nope. It's not expansion day already is it? Veldspar Roid : Nah. Oh well, enjoy it while it lasts.
12:55 GMT Scordite Roid : Ok, now I'm getting suspicious. Something happened to mining lately? Did the trit prices plunge? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : We're not getting any bites either. Veldpar Roid : errrr you're not a belt rat. How did you get here? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Just looking around while it's quiet. Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a belt rat? Scordite Roid : Good grief.
13:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : Anyone got access to the net? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Yeah, in game browser. Veldspar Roid : Check the news Elder Corpum Arch Priest : What am I looking for? Veldspar Roid : Giant volcano blast in Iceland destroys infrastructure, many hamsters believed dead Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a .. Scordite Roid, Veldspar Roid, Elder Corpum Arch Priest : SHUT UP!
Every time I start to fume at the ignorance, impatience and idiocy of EVE players in "crash" threads... something ingenious like this come up and I'm all smiling again. Cheers chap, good shot. 
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Yabba Addict
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:48:00 -
[243]
There already is an eve offline, look it up I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I'm a machine! And I can know much more. |

Jack Paladin
Sev3rance
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:48:00 -
[244]
Originally by: Recoil 11:30 GMT Veldspar Roid : Ok, here we go guys... they'll be back any minute. Dense Veldspar Roid : who will? Veldspar Roid : The players you idiot Dense Veldspar Roid : ohhhh
12:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : That's odd. Still quiet. Hey, anyone seen any players? Scordite Roid : Nope. It's not expansion day already is it? Veldspar Roid : Nah. Oh well, enjoy it while it lasts.
12:55 GMT Scordite Roid : Ok, now I'm getting suspicious. Something happened to mining lately? Did the trit prices plunge? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : We're not getting any bites either. Veldpar Roid : errrr you're not a belt rat. How did you get here? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Just looking around while it's quiet. Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a belt rat? Scordite Roid : Good grief.
13:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : Anyone got access to the net? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Yeah, in game browser. Veldspar Roid : Check the news Elder Corpum Arch Priest : What am I looking for? Veldspar Roid : Giant volcano blast in Iceland destroys infrastructure, many hamsters believed dead Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a .. Scordite Roid, Veldspar Roid, Elder Corpum Arch Priest : SHUT UP!
10/10
MOAR!
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Nyx's Darkness
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:49:00 -
[245]
we gonna get 100k free sp's again. dont care that teh sevrer is still down, just love free sp's
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Calathea Sata
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:50:00 -
[246]
Originally by: Recoil 11:30 GMT Veldspar Roid : Ok, here we go guys... they'll be back any minute. Dense Veldspar Roid : who will? Veldspar Roid : The players you idiot Dense Veldspar Roid : ohhhh
12:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : That's odd. Still quiet. Hey, anyone seen any players? Scordite Roid : Nope. It's not expansion day already is it? Veldspar Roid : Nah. Oh well, enjoy it while it lasts.
12:55 GMT Scordite Roid : Ok, now I'm getting suspicious. Something happened to mining lately? Did the trit prices plunge? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : We're not getting any bites either. Veldpar Roid : errrr you're not a belt rat. How did you get here? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Just looking around while it's quiet. Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a belt rat? Scordite Roid : Good grief.
13:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : Anyone got access to the net? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Yeah, in game browser. Veldspar Roid : Check the news Elder Corpum Arch Priest : What am I looking for? Veldspar Roid : Giant volcano blast in Iceland destroys infrastructure, many hamsters believed dead Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a .. Scordite Roid, Veldspar Roid, Elder Corpum Arch Priest : SHUT UP!
[STAMP OF APPROVAL]
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Jaselin
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:50:00 -
[247]
Originally by: Recoil 11:30 GMT Veldspar Roid : Ok, here we go guys... they'll be back any minute. Dense Veldspar Roid : who will? Veldspar Roid : The players you idiot Dense Veldspar Roid : ohhhh
12:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : That's odd. Still quiet. Hey, anyone seen any players? Scordite Roid : Nope. It's not expansion day already is it? Veldspar Roid : Nah. Oh well, enjoy it while it lasts.
12:55 GMT Scordite Roid : Ok, now I'm getting suspicious. Something happened to mining lately? Did the trit prices plunge? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : We're not getting any bites either. Veldpar Roid : errrr you're not a belt rat. How did you get here? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Just looking around while it's quiet. Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a belt rat? Scordite Roid : Good grief.
13:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : Anyone got access to the net? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Yeah, in game browser. Veldspar Roid : Check the news Elder Corpum Arch Priest : What am I looking for? Veldspar Roid : Giant volcano blast in Iceland destroys infrastructure, many hamsters believed dead Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a .. Scordite Roid, Veldspar Roid, Elder Corpum Arch Priest : SHUT UP!
This post just made the extended DT worth is time.
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Ja fett
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:50:00 -
[248]
Oh fudge
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Gnulpie
Minmatar Miner Tech
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:50:00 -
[249]
Originally by: Recoil 11:30 GMT Veldspar Roid : Ok, here we go guys... they'll be back any minute. Dense Veldspar Roid : who will? Veldspar Roid : The players you idiot Dense Veldspar Roid : ohhhh
12:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : That's odd. Still quiet. Hey, anyone seen any players? Scordite Roid : Nope. It's not expansion day already is it? Veldspar Roid : Nah. Oh well, enjoy it while it lasts.
12:55 GMT Scordite Roid : Ok, now I'm getting suspicious. Something happened to mining lately? Did the trit prices plunge? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : We're not getting any bites either. Veldpar Roid : errrr you're not a belt rat. How did you get here? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Just looking around while it's quiet. Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a belt rat? Scordite Roid : Good grief.
13:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : Anyone got access to the net? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Yeah, in game browser. Veldspar Roid : Check the news Elder Corpum Arch Priest : What am I looking for? Veldspar Roid : Giant volcano blast in Iceland destroys infrastructure, many hamsters believed dead Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a .. Scordite Roid, Veldspar Roid, Elder Corpum Arch Priest : SHUT UP!
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SarDukk
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:50:00 -
[250]
I decided to make something to eat.
I made a really nice wholemeal salad roll.
I picked up a bag of cheese and onion crisps to go with it.
I got half way through the roll and realised that there was in fact mould all around it.
I dont feel like my crisps any more...
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Jaxx Mitchell
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:51:00 -
[251]
after furious starting up looping its dead again. good show chaps. golfclap
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Dianne
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:51:00 -
[252]
Ah, that downtime made me sad for a while, but that little story is hilarious and cheered me up :)
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Deerin
Minmatar Murientor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:51:00 -
[253]
Originally by: Recoil 11:30 GMT Veldspar Roid : Ok, here we go guys... they'll be back any minute. Dense Veldspar Roid : who will? Veldspar Roid : The players you idiot Dense Veldspar Roid : ohhhh
12:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : That's odd. Still quiet. Hey, anyone seen any players? Scordite Roid : Nope. It's not expansion day already is it? Veldspar Roid : Nah. Oh well, enjoy it while it lasts.
12:55 GMT Scordite Roid : Ok, now I'm getting suspicious. Something happened to mining lately? Did the trit prices plunge? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : We're not getting any bites either. Veldpar Roid : errrr you're not a belt rat. How did you get here? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Just looking around while it's quiet. Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a belt rat? Scordite Roid : Good grief.
13:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : Anyone got access to the net? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Yeah, in game browser. Veldspar Roid : Check the news Elder Corpum Arch Priest : What am I looking for? Veldspar Roid : Giant volcano blast in Iceland destroys infrastructure, many hamsters believed dead Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a .. Scordite Roid, Veldspar Roid, Elder Corpum Arch Priest : SHUT UP!
Came to forums to rage, this soothed me and made me laugh. Thank you sir. ------------------------------------------- Die Amarr Die!!! |

Yamagata Nalliery
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:54:00 -
[254]
@Recoil
Wow thats soo funny haha
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Evil Stare
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:55:00 -
[255]
Originally by: Nenikeka
Originally by: Javajunky
Originally by: Nenikeka
Originally by: CCP Navigator Due to a failed start up we will be extending downtime by 15 minutes to 11:45 UTC. We thank you for your patience and understanding.
Update. Tranquility downtime will be extended for a further 15 minutes to 12:00 UTC. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Update @ 12:00 UTC. Tranquility downtime will be extended to 12:30 UTC. We will provide further details once we know more.
Update @12:25 UTC. Downtime will be extended by a further 30 minutes to 13:00 UTC. We are working on resolving these database issues as quickly as possible.
Update @ 12:35 UTC. The secure part of the website for account management has been taken offline while we fix the database issues.
Update @ 13:11 UTC. Downtime will be extended by a further 30 minutes to 13:30 UTC. We are working on resolving these database issues as quickly as possible.
Update @ 13:47 UTC. Database startup issues are still ongoing. At this time we cannot give an estimate when the server will be back up but we will keep you updated frequently on any progress. We appreciate your patience at this time.
You did not hold the deadline. again.
Since you set the downtim to half an hour, it very, really very, seldom has been within this timeframe.
Most of the time, you are late 7 to 10 minutes - or longer.
10 minutes out of 30 is a third. This is not a good standard...
Oh STFU, jeez give them a break. Grab another coffee or go spend more time in the RL you're obviously neglecting if you are upset enough to be obsessed about this.
Thanks for being polite.
I work in the information technology business. and i have noticed it before.
Is there none monitoring and assuring quality management processes? The team has had enough breaks - and shut your mouth and concern your own real life.
regards
You realize this is a game right? Your banking software or mission critical software goes down and you and your company stand to lose a ton of money, you have some thing to complain about. But again, it's a game.
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Huds0nn
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:55:00 -
[256]
I like the story. Im looking forward to the next 'roid update more than the next ccp update. -Hud |

Jacen Aris
Caldari Sphere Systems Obsidian Fusion
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:56:00 -
[257]
this downtime is causing me to be in danger of having to do my maths coursework, yes im that bored.
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Calathea Sata
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:56:00 -
[258]
It's a game we paid to play. It's a broken product. Saying "It's a game" doesn't get you anywhere.
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Princess Unicorn
Kill It With Fire
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:57:00 -
[259]
Moar Roid updates Nao!
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Gibsie
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:58:00 -
[260]
CCP Dev #1> Ok guys ... Time to warp back home. Who bookmarked the server's room entrance location ? CPP Dev #2> You ! CCP Dev #1> ... Me? No way ! CCP Dev #3> Uh wait ... Someone actually BM'ed the spot, right? CCP Dev #4> (checking) ... Err ... Coffee machine BM, will that help ? CCP Dev #2> ... CCP Dev #1> ... Damn, We're stuck :p CCP Dev #4> 'Filling out a petition ... CCP Dev #1> Petition ? No Wait! CCP Dev #4> Sent ! ... CCP Dev #4> Hey! Incoming mail ! CCP Dev #1> (Sob)As we ... CCP Dev #3> Self-destruct sequence initiated ...

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Acac Sunflyier
Gallente Ketsui ga Katai
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:58:00 -
[261]
Originally by: CCP Navigator Due to a failed start up we will be extending downtime by 15 minutes to 11:45 UTC. We thank you for your patience and understanding.
Update. Tranquility downtime will be extended for a further 15 minutes to 12:00 UTC. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Update @ 12:00 UTC. Tranquility downtime will be extended to 12:30 UTC. We will provide further details once we know more.
Update @12:25 UTC. Downtime will be extended by a further 30 minutes to 13:00 UTC. We are working on resolving these database issues as quickly as possible.
Update @ 12:35 UTC. The secure part of the website for account management has been taken offline while we fix the database issues.
Update @ 13:11 UTC. Downtime will be extended by a further 30 minutes to 13:30 UTC. We are working on resolving these database issues as quickly as possible.
Update @ 13:47 UTC. Database startup issues are still ongoing. At this time we cannot give an estimate when the server will be back up but we will keep you updated frequently on any progress. We appreciate your patience at this time.
What did you guys do to make it so bad? It's going on nearly 3 hours of downtime. Do we get any SP?
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flakeys
The Great cornholio's
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:58:00 -
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Originally by: Recoil 11:30 GMT Veldspar Roid : Ok, here we go guys... they'll be back any minute. Dense Veldspar Roid : who will? Veldspar Roid : The players you idiot Dense Veldspar Roid : ohhhh
12:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : That's odd. Still quiet. Hey, anyone seen any players? Scordite Roid : Nope. It's not expansion day already is it? Veldspar Roid : Nah. Oh well, enjoy it while it lasts.
12:55 GMT Scordite Roid : Ok, now I'm getting suspicious. Something happened to mining lately? Did the trit prices plunge? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : We're not getting any bites either. Veldpar Roid : errrr you're not a belt rat. How did you get here? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Just looking around while it's quiet. Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a belt rat? Scordite Roid : Good grief.
13:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : Anyone got access to the net? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Yeah, in game browser. Veldspar Roid : Check the news Elder Corpum Arch Priest : What am I looking for? Veldspar Roid : Giant volcano blast in Iceland destroys infrastructure, many hamsters believed dead Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a .. Scordite Roid, Veldspar Roid, Elder Corpum Arch Priest : SHUT UP!
Nice one there mate :)
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Lewis Hamilton
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:59:00 -
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" 13:47 UTC. Database startup issues are still ongoing. At this time we cannot give an estimate when the server will be back "
Thats honest at least !
And to the trolls thay keep saying " well done ccp, make me laugh.." : Your as desperate to play the game or you wouldnt be here would you??
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Nergart
Gallente GWA Corp
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:59:00 -
[264]
need isk in my blink account, please hurry!
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Sine0
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:59:00 -
[265]
starting in 5...4..3...2..1 not accepting connections! |

DrugsDen
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Posted - 2011.02.23 14:00:00 -
[266]
COME ON FFS dont make me walk to the pub in the rain!!
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Carrie Fox
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Posted - 2011.02.23 14:00:00 -
[267]
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3479/3313326766_2ffbacab1c.jpg
Image changed to url as per the forum rules. Steviesg
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Tysliss
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Posted - 2011.02.23 14:00:00 -
[268]
Originally by: Recoil 11:30 GMT Veldspar Roid : Ok, here we go guys... they'll be back any minute. Dense Veldspar Roid : who will? Veldspar Roid : The players you idiot Dense Veldspar Roid : ohhhh
12:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : That's odd. Still quiet. Hey, anyone seen any players? Scordite Roid : Nope. It's not expansion day already is it? Veldspar Roid : Nah. Oh well, enjoy it while it lasts.
12:55 GMT Scordite Roid : Ok, now I'm getting suspicious. Something happened to mining lately? Did the trit prices plunge? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : We're not getting any bites either. Veldpar Roid : errrr you're not a belt rat. How did you get here? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Just looking around while it's quiet. Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a belt rat? Scordite Roid : Good grief.
13:15 GMT Veldspar Roid : Anyone got access to the net? Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Yeah, in game browser. Veldspar Roid : Check the news Elder Corpum Arch Priest : What am I looking for? Veldspar Roid : Giant volcano blast in Iceland destroys infrastructure, many hamsters believed dead Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a .. Scordite Roid, Veldspar Roid, Elder Corpum Arch Priest : SHUT UP!
Awesome! 
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Nergart
Gallente GWA Corp
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Posted - 2011.02.23 14:01:00 -
[269]
ive changed the table since that photo was taken
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Leia Amidala Skywalker
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Posted - 2011.02.23 14:01:00 -
[270]
Just bought the game. Cannot play. Refund!
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