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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.01 15:07:00 -
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I just created this thread - proud of my idea, and posted it in a really obscure place where no-one would ever read it - so now, to correct it, here is my midly entertaining thread....
As I am my corp's jester and funny man, I thought I might like to start a thread for people to make funny comments about their experiences in EVE. Please use this thread for telling humourous stories of your encounters with the game and its players. Funny anecdotes and jokes about EVE, with the same good taste as the smashing fan website 'Warp Drive Active'.
To start you off, here's an EVE funny of my own. - Not a very good one, but I'm sure you guys and gals can think of much more entertain twists on words and place in EVE. Perhaps write lyrics for a parody about EVE. That would be good to see.
" Hey man, wassup? "
" Not much. Although I did go down to the market today and bought that new Ooey Larmstrong song - the one about the Minmatar Assault Ship "
"Oh, I know the one, it's that 'What a Wonderful Wolf' song, right?"
"Yeah..."
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.09.01 15:08:00 -
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1. OMGRAWR.net
2. Don't double post.
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.01 15:19:00 -
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It was pointed out to me in my mistakenly placed other thread, which is now locked, as this is the one i wanted to be used, that I am apparently not funny. It seems that some people would find that licking cars would be much funnier than to read my pathetic joke. Thats the general feeling I'm getting so far....
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.01 15:28:00 -
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OK I'VE GOT ONE! After much thinking, and Benilopax's criticism, I've come up with a really really BAD joke, so bad - you'll laugh anyways...
Q: What do you call a Minmatar woman who tries to bury her really short ex-husband under Asphalt?
A: A Minimantarrer
I know, it sucks - so PLEASE come up with some better EVE jokes!
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Rei Storm
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Posted - 2005.09.01 15:38:00 -
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I saw this and thought of you?
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 Originally by: Eris Discordia
It's not a bug but a planned feature
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.01 15:44:00 -
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What? Sharp and to the point? :-)
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.01 15:50:00 -
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I have evidence that my corp mate looked at my appaling thread and laughed!
Nende > Q: What do you call a
Minmatar woman who tries to bury her
really short ex-husband under Asphalt?
A: A Minimantarrer
Nende > rofl
Thomus > NENDE LAUGHED!
Nende > you were right tom, that
is reallllll bad, so bad it made me
laugh :D
Thomus > ahaha
ophiuchus3000 > it was a laugh
of pity
So there you go - the COMEDY in EVE thread is taking off...
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.01 15:55:00 -
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I'm not posting to keep this alive cuz no-ones interested, I just think the concept needs to settle in - for example, I'm currently trying to pursuade my corp mates to post things that they tell me for example this link:
http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/627
its a good'n.
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Rei Storm
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Posted - 2005.09.01 15:56:00 -
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Ye, but no offense, there is a whole website dedicated to this, why have a thread on it too?
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Originally by: Eris Discordia
It's not a bug but a planned feature
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.01 15:58:00 -
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Mainly because I have just discovered the wonders of threads, and I am still in the initial stage of thread-everything-i-can-think-of, with this being the best idea i've had so far, not in the knowledge that something like this already exists. D'oh.
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Winterblink
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Posted - 2005.09.01 15:58:00 -
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Humor's good, and any attempt to bring more into EVE is a good thing. Don't be dissuaded, I've had moments where only a handful of people got a joke. :)
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Abe LeRoy
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Posted - 2005.09.01 16:45:00 -
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Originally by: Thomus
OK I'VE GOT ONE! After much thinking, and Benilopax's criticism, I've come up with a really really BAD joke, so bad - you'll laugh anyways...
Q: What do you call a Minmatar woman who tries to bury her really short ex-husband under Asphalt?
A: A Minimantarrer
 
"Love yer enemies and drive 'em nuts!"
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Slater Dogstar
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Posted - 2005.09.01 16:50:00 -
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PLEASE STOP THIS THREAD AAARRRGGGGGGGGG
Every Time You Use A Warp Stab Ovyer Kills A Puppy!!! |
Winterblink
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Posted - 2005.09.01 16:52:00 -
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Originally by: Slater Dogstar
PLEASE STOP THIS THREAD AAARRRGGGGGGGGG
You do know that by replying to a thread you bump it up to the top of the forums, right? :) In trying to stop it, you have encouraged it, and thus you have become your own nemesis.
I believe there are cremes to prevent this sort of thing occurring. You might want to see your doctor or pharmacist for advice on whether it might be the best choice for you.
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Quanteeri
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Posted - 2005.09.01 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: Rei Storm
I saw this and thought of you?
Now THAT was funny.
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Slater Dogstar
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Posted - 2005.09.01 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: Winterblink
Originally by: Slater Dogstar
PLEASE STOP THIS THREAD AAARRRGGGGGGGGG
You do know that by replying to a thread you bump it up to the top of the forums, right? :) In trying to stop it, you have encouraged it, and thus you have become your own nemesis.
I believe there are cremes to prevent this sort of thing occurring. You might want to see your doctor or pharmacist for advice on whether it might be the best choice for you.
Thank you winterblink after reading this i went to my Pharmasist and i got this cream to sooth my sore eyes now its so much better, Now if only i could see through the cream
Every Time You Use A Warp Stab Ovyer Kills A Puppy!!! |
Quanteeri
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Posted - 2005.09.01 18:12:00 -
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Ok, from a chat log yesterday:
Quanteeri > Ah s***!
Quanteeri > roflmoa
Aldir Rundal > What?
Quanteeri > I can't afford the collateral for this mission.
Aldir Rundal > How much is it?
Quanteeri > 200657
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.09.01 18:40:00 -
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SniggleVision |
Helplessandlost
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Posted - 2005.09.01 18:55:00 -
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I came to the eve forums to look for some informative information relating to the Eve Game.
I found this useless thread
Check us out
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Winterblink
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Posted - 2005.09.01 19:00:00 -
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Originally by: Verone
Looks almost like your sig. :)
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Quanteeri
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Posted - 2005.09.01 19:01:00 -
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Originally by: Helplessandlost
I came to the eve forums to look for some informative information relating to the Eve Game.
I found this useless thread
You should've showed up an hour earlier
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Yeux Gris
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Posted - 2005.09.01 19:41:00 -
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this aint anything to do with eve but....
what do you call a one legged donkey?
wonkey donkey
... a one legged one eyed donkey?
winky wonkey donkey
... a one legged one eyed donkey making love?
bonky winky wonkey donkey
... a one legged one eyed donkey making love and farting?
a stinky bonky winky wonkey donkey
... a one legged one eyed donkey making love, farting and wearing a blue suede shoe?
a honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonkey donkey
... a one legged one eyed donkey making love, farting, wearing a blue suede shoe and
playing the piano?
a plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
... a one legged one eyed donkey making love, farting, wearing a blue suede shoe, playing the piano and driving a truck?
Bloody talented.
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Quanteeri
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Posted - 2005.09.01 19:53:00 -
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Someone has been watching too many consecutive episodes of Blue's Clues.
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.01 19:56:00 -
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now THATS funny, ok its not related to Eve, but its pretty darn funny.
If anyone can make EVE jokes as funny as that - then this thread will go a long way!
Thanx everyone!
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.01 20:17:00 -
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Hey! I found this!
I made a funny again!
It's actually my placemat...
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2005.09.01 20:25:00 -
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Originally by: Winterblink
Humor's good, and any attempt to bring more into EVE is a good thing. Don't be dissuaded, I've had moments where only a handful of people got a joke. :)
I've had moments when only I got a joke
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.01 20:31:00 -
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just to correct my previous post, it's apparently a 'coaster' not a place mat.
Any jokes to add anyone?
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Hamatitio
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Posted - 2005.09.01 21:09:00 -
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Why did the raven cross the road?
It was thrown away along with the latest patch, and the garbage man finally came around to pickin it up.
Omfg a pun and a joke.
I pwn.
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Hamatitio
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Posted - 2005.09.01 21:11:00 -
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How many eagles does it take to kill a pod?
-They cant, not enough grid to fit guns 
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Liu Kaskakka
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Posted - 2005.09.01 21:16:00 -
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A caldari male went to a store and asked for a pint of milk. The shopkeeper said they haven't got any. The caldari replied, "Its ok, I've got a raven."
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