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Unknown Subject
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Posted - 2005.09.23 05:29:00 -
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i got half way thru the first page of this thread and felt my IQ dropping just by reading it.
thomus, please, go rent a load of comedy videos. see how its done.
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Emad
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Posted - 2005.09.23 08:43:00 -
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I was out with my buddies on a level 3 mission..the one that u need to rescue the damsel in distress...and well my buddy who is the one on the mission requested me for help....and i came in to save the day...next thing u know i actually retrived the damsel in distress in on of the cargo pod...since i am the pervert and **** collector in the mission...i banged her in my cargobay and broadcast the sound to my buddies while we were looting.....all in good laugh...i told my buddy he will have her back after i cummed..ha ha...
cheers
"Invest in Humans, Trade Slaves"
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Mardonius
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Posted - 2005.09.23 08:44:00 -
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 Originally by: Unknown Subject
i got half way thru the first page of this thread and felt my IQ dropping just by reading it.
thomus, please, go rent a load of comedy videos. see how its done.
I have a suggestion for you. If you don't like it, don't look at it. Did you consider that course of action?
It's simple, don't waste your time flaming, don't insult people, just realise that you didn't like the thread and move on and do something more constructive with your life.
Thomus, I am glad you started this thread, and ploughed through all the flames. There are some decent jokes here. Keep the thread alive. |
Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.23 12:38:00 -
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Thanx Mardonius - I'm touched. Really!
Also thanx to ReaperOfSly for that hilarious Local Chat! :-)
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, is big white and metallic, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A Caldari in a fridge.
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Saicon
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Posted - 2005.09.23 14:49:00 -
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For lots of cool jokes, have a look at this:
Warp Drive Active
Thanks, winter for this site. Keep it up  .
Originally by: Necrologic
This made me laugh so hard cottage cheese came out of my nose.
More disturbingly, i wasn't eating cottage cheese at the time.
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Azuriel Talloth
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Posted - 2005.09.23 14:52:00 -
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Originally by: Thomus
Thanx Mardonius - I'm touched. Really!
Also thanx to ReaperOfSly for that hilarious Local Chat! :-)
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, is big white and metallic, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A Caldari in a fridge.
That made me 
Also it's a quite accurate description of Caldari Starship Technology 
"Making no mistakes is what establishes the certainty of victory,
for it means conquering an enemy that is already defeated." |
Benilopax
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Posted - 2005.09.23 16:09:00 -
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Originally by: Unknown Subject
i got half way thru the first page of this thread and felt my IQ dropping just by reading it.
thomus, please, go rent a load of comedy videos. see how its done.
Tom does know comedy! I know him! Hes struggling with eve related jokes! That's hard!
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.23 16:53:00 -
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Ben, did you get someone in our corp to make that signature? I'd like to point out that the person in th signature, isn't you. LOL!
Does anyone have a male character that doesn't look like they were bought up by Dale Winton?
I made up the Caldari in a fridge joke on the spot by modding a joke about a pool table...
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2005.09.23 16:55:00 -
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How do you make a Minmatar drink?
Put him in a blender.
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.23 21:37:00 -
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How do you make an Amarr drink?
Put him in a blender.
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Allen Miles
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Posted - 2005.09.23 21:51:00 -
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An R&D agent and his friend walk into a bar and started watching a holoreel. Suddenly there is a news report about a man who threatens to jump off a 5 story building unless concord gives him 3,000,000 ISK. The agent says to the friend: "I bet you 1,000,000 ISK the guy jumps". The friend takes the bet, and the guy on the holoreel ends up jumping. The agent hands over the 1,000,000 ISK, but the friend gives it back, saying that he had already seen the guy jump on the earlier showing. The agent says "Well I saw it too but I didn't think he would jump again"
Join The Miles Corporation. Anyone Is Welcome. |
Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.23 21:51:00 -
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Ooooooh! I forgot to mention something that happened to me tonight.
Whilst at work, I spotted 'Blueprint' on the front page of he East Anglian Daily Times.
I thought 'oooh EVE', and went to look at it again, realising that I am, in fact, a pr#tt, and of course it had nothing to do with Eve at all.
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.24 13:50:00 -
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How do you make a Caldari drink?
Ask him nicely.
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.26 22:08:00 -
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I'm sad to see that no-one's had anything funny to say over the past day or two.
* Thomus cries
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.26 22:13:00 -
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Edited by: Thomus on 26/09/2005 22:13:53
All credit for this joke goes to corp mate *****, who thought it was so lame, he'd be ridiculed if he posted it. So I'm gonna take the stick for it instead. (Nothing new there then...)
Q: Who invented the Cargo Container?
A: Thomas Jetisson.
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.27 02:57:00 -
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What do you call a group of Gallente women standing ear-to-ear?
A wind tunnel.
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.27 17:22:00 -
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An Amarrian man went to have acupuncture. (sorry about the spelling)
When he got home, his Voodoo doll was dead.
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.27 17:28:00 -
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Two Gallente men are having lunch, drinking some quafe. One of the men asks for a light for his cigarette. The other man pulls out a 12-inch Bic lighter. The first man is gobsmacked and asks him where he got such a large lighter.
"My genie gave it to me" replies the second Gallente man.
"A genie? WOW! Let's see him" says the first.
And out pops a genie, who was kind enough to grant the man's friend a wish. The Gallente man thinks, then says "I'd like 12 million ISK".
All of a sudden, 12 million whisks come crashing down around them.
"Whats this! I asked for 12 million ISK, not 12 million whisks! Is your genie deaf?"
"You don't think I really wished for a 12-inch BIC do you?"
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.27 18:03:00 -
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THIS IS A CALL FOR THE KILLER 8!!!
I've seen this:
http://www.student.kun.nl/martindevillers/gottaloveit.html
And i'd like to know where part 2 is - please linkage it here, anybody!
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.28 22:09:00 -
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Anyone have any HILARIOUS eve videos, flash or otherwise to post links to on this thread?
does anyone know if there is a part 2 to the above post?
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Slater Dogstar
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Posted - 2005.09.29 02:38:00 -
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A coroner was being questioned by a lawyer in a case below is the transcript.
Lawyer: When you examened the decieced was he dead?
Doctor: Yes he was.
Lawyer: Are you sure he was dead?
Doctor: Yes i am.
Lawyer: I see did you check his pulse?
Doctor: No i did not.
Lawyer: Did you even check to see if he was breathing?
Doctor: No i did not.
Lawyer: Then if you did not do any of these most basic of tests is it at all possable he was actually alive?
Doctor: Taken in that context it is possable someone could be alive if those tests were not done.
Lawyer: So Do you admit he could have been alive at the time.
Doctor: Well as his brain was in a jar on my desk at the time. I guess he could have been a lawyer.
Gillet The Best A Man Can Get |
Tamora
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Posted - 2005.09.29 09:02:00 -
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We laughed... We cried... We reprossessed our characters and went to play WOW... 
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Azuriel Talloth
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Posted - 2005.09.29 10:06:00 -
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Glad to see this thread is still alive 
"Making no mistakes is what establishes the certainty of victory,
for it means conquering an enemy that is already defeated." |
Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.29 19:58:00 -
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Thanks Azuriel. I think that to have a good gas everyday, makes the day. For me, personally, not meaning to get sappy, but I couldn't go without a laugh a day at least - makes life worth living.
Keep those jokes coming folks! :-)
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Deadeye Dave
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Posted - 2005.09.29 20:09:00 -
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Originally by: Thomus
THIS IS A CALL FOR THE KILLER 8!!!
I've seen this:
http://www.student.kun.nl/martindevillers/gottaloveit.html
And i'd like to know where part 2 is - please linkage it here, anybody!
I 'found' this and I think this is funnier.
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
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Posted - 2005.09.29 20:14:00 -
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Here's some selections from my log folder.
Quote:
Istvaan Shogaatsu > 2005.09.28 00:22:54 combat Your Heavy Pulse Laser II places an excellent hit on Andruid [-7WS-], inflicting 273.3 damage.
Andruid > ...
Andruid > dont know why you have killed me
Istvaan Shogaatsu > That makes two of us.
Andruid > but when you get @ home no sexual touches do your thing
Istvaan Shogaatsu > Sexual touches?
Istvaan Shogaatsu > Those cost extra.
Quote:
Istvaan Shogaatsu > Jark jark jark.
Ori Womble > Any reason you were stalking me and orbiting me?
Ori Womble > Not that I don't like having fans, you know.
Istvaan Shogaatsu > Well, you came into the belt where I was, you know.
Istvaan Shogaatsu > You know, that thing pirates do when they get lonely.
Ori Womble > Gave me a bit of a scare though.
Istvaan Shogaatsu > It's been this way ever since I lost my virginity on a merry go round!
Istvaan Shogaatsu > I can't climax unless I'm pulling tight high-g orbits around something!
Istvaan Shogaatsu > You were great, though.
Midnighter > I'd go speak to your Dr. about that...
Istvaan Shogaatsu > I did. He laughed and I shot him :(
Midnighter > And for Ori I'd reccomend washing your ship long and hard
Quote:
Istvaan Shogaatsu > That was revenge for my Crusader.
Wolfskull > And what do u want
Wolfskull > ?
Wolfskull > revenge!
Istvaan Shogaatsu > I just wanted to remind you that you are not 'the men' anymore.
Wolfskull > I will always be the man
Wolfskull > u se ist
Istvaan Shogaatsu > No, today you are not the man.
Istvaan Shogaatsu > Today you are the *****.
Wolfskull > bad language dont make u big
Istvaan Shogaatsu > I rode you like a pony.
Wolfskull > hahaha u probably cant even ride a horse
Istvaan Shogaatsu > ...
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2005.09.29 20:41:00 -
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Keep it Teen rated, teen rated here means what parents find agreeable. Not what teens actually want to see and hear.
This is my temporary signature, the dread is in the carwash. Might take some time. |
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Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2005.09.29 20:50:00 -
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Q: What do you get when you mix CCP Devs with Alcohol and several mind-altering drugs?
A: Stealth Bombers
Btw, I support the notion of burning Thomus alive
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DEVILSENIGMA
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Posted - 2005.09.29 21:58:00 -
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Saw this in someone's siggie and on omgrawr:
Originally by: Virtuozzo
Virtuozzo> Last words of a Caldari general: "Pull the Ravens back! Full retreat! they've got frigates!"
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.29 21:58:00 -
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lol @ Eris.
not AT Eris, i mean lol @ what she said, please don't hurt me Eris. I'm sorry. Shutting up now.
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