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implanted
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Posted - 2005.09.08 15:30:00 -
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Q-why dont amarian women drive ?
A-theres no roads between the cooker and the sink.
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Soren
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Posted - 2005.09.08 15:57:00 -
[92]
/me loves this thread..
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implanted
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Posted - 2005.09.08 16:53:00 -
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here all try typing "miserable failure" into google search engine on the
web and press "i feel lucky" instead of search....i think the blokes at
google are up to something :)
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.08 20:13:00 -
[94]
AHAHHA - it works!!
OK peeps - if you do one thing today, make sure its wat Implanted's post says above this post. It rules!!
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Kalahari Wayrest
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Posted - 2005.09.08 21:45:00 -
[95]
Minky Dave and Google ftw 
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Azuriel Talloth
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Posted - 2005.09.09 08:01:00 -
[96]
 Originally by: implanted
here all try typing "miserable failure" into google search engine on the
web and press "i feel lucky" instead of search....i think the blokes at
google are up to something :)
hehe classic 
"Making no mistakes is what establishes the certainty of victory,
for it means conquering an enemy that is already defeated." |
Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.09 22:57:00 -
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Good news!!!!
For those of you who can't stand this thread, I'm going on holiday for a week - you're safe until then.
Bad news!!!!
For those of you who like this thread, I'm going on holiday for a week - you'll have to make do without me til I get back.
Byeeee!
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implanted
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Posted - 2005.09.12 17:35:00 -
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CONGRATULATIONS! you have won a top prize with SWEETSHOP.COM,
You have won the weight of your **** in sweets.
to collect your TIC TAC,register online now !
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Ryea Eripmav
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Posted - 2005.09.12 19:40:00 -
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How about extending the humor to incidents surrounding EVE ?
Luc and I have had our moments where in a moment of passion regarding the conversational topic of EVE we have called one another our ingame names.
"I always imagined having Aronel doing mining and training her to... Hold on...Luc... er, [Luc's RL name], could you hand me that tape measure there?" 
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(O.o)
(> <) The Bunny strikes again, on his way to world domination.
"...The bunny, the bunny
Oh! I love the bunny..." |
Benilopax
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Posted - 2005.09.12 23:49:00 -
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Hello all in Thomus' friend in rl and im determined to keep this dream alive!
Both me and thomus had a similar experience when we met up after both joining eve and had a ten minute exchange of player names! In order to prove we had played it!
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.18 08:49:00 -
[101]
Nice to see that people appreciate this thread, even though it has died while I've been on holiday.
BTW - I'm back to make you groan over appalling EVE jokes! :-)
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Benilopax
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Posted - 2005.09.18 12:05:00 -
[102]
Hes back! Prepare for a comic meltdown all over your face!
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.18 16:47:00 -
[103]
A Gallente kid asks his dad if can he have a Thorax.
His dad says: "No way - we've a million ISK mortgage to pay and we're already struggling just with that."
The next morning, Dad finds the kid, with suitcase in hand, at the front door. "Where are you going son?" he says.
The son tearfully replies: "I'm leaving cos I walked past your room last nite and heard you say you were pulling out and mum said she was coming too and I'm not staying here on me own with a million ISK mortgage and no Thorax!"
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.18 16:50:00 -
[104]
Why did the Amarrian girl get a ship with a sunroof?
- A bit more leg room...
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Cobaalt
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Posted - 2005.09.18 19:18:00 -
[105]
For a sec. I searched the "[-]" link.
Then I realised that I wasn't browsing bash.
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Ryea Eripmav
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Posted - 2005.09.20 00:57:00 -
[106]
Q: What is the rodent commonly found in the homes of residents of Matar called?
A: A minnie mouse
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(O.o)
(> <) The Bunny strikes again, on his way to world domination.
"...The bunny, the bunny
Oh! I love the bunny..." |
Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.20 09:15:00 -
[107]
What two things can a Caldari woman put in the air to get herself pregnant?
Her feet.
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.20 09:27:00 -
[108]
Why did the Minmatar woman get confused going to the bathroom?
She's not used to pulling her own pants down...
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.20 09:30:00 -
[109]
How do you keep a stupid Gallente at home?
Build a circular driveway....
(That's it, I'm done for today!) :-)
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Azuriel Talloth
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Posted - 2005.09.20 09:32:00 -
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Q: What do you do when there are 20 Gallente corpses floating in space in front of your ship?
A: Reload.
"Making no mistakes is what establishes the certainty of victory,
for it means conquering an enemy that is already defeated." |
Dimitri Chandler
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Posted - 2005.09.20 10:46:00 -
[111]
What's the best bit about Gallente women?
Their Rax
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.22 08:43:00 -
[112]
How do you make a a Gallente drink?
Stick one in a blender.
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ReaperOfSly
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Posted - 2005.09.22 10:49:00 -
[113]
This has nothing to do with EVE, but try typing "French Military Victories" into google and click "I'm feeling lucky".
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Baron Tane
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Posted - 2005.09.22 11:41:00 -
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Q: What do you call a Deimos pilot with railguns?
A: Leimos.
Q: What do you call a Deimos pilot with pink railguns?
A: Gheymos.
Q: What do you call a Deimos pilot with red hair and a quirky yet beautiful singing voice?
A: Tori Deimos.
Q: What do you call a shifty-looking right-wing Deimos pilot?
A: Blame Geimos.
Q: What do you call a Deimos pilot with Tech II blasters and HAC Lvl 5?
A: Daddy.
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.22 11:41:00 -
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AHAHAHAH to last post - it freakin' rocks! Not EVE based, but its certainly made me happy!
AHAHAHAHAHAH *coughs, splutters, chokes*
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Malken
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Posted - 2005.09.22 11:45:00 -
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this was pretty amusing last night, i got wtfpwnd on a raincheck :)
Quote:
[ 2005.09.22 01:07:03 ] Kindakrof > get out
[ 2005.09.22 01:08:40 ] Kindakrof > warp out now
[ 2005.09.22 01:08:57 ] Malken > now why would i do that?
[ 2005.09.22 01:09:09 ] Kindakrof > because otherwis i will pwn you
[ 2005.09.22 01:09:10 ] Kindakrof > in 2 hours
[ 2005.09.22 01:09:22 ] Malken > ya do that in 2 hours time then
needless to say he wasnt around 2hours after that.
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.09.22 11:51:00 -
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Could anyone with an absolutely hilarious signature just post 'look at my signature' as a funny contribution to the thread - sometimes, well, a lot of times, people's sigs are funnier than my jokes....
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2005.09.22 16:55:00 -
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Originally by: Baron Tane
Q: What do you call a Deimos pilot with railguns?
A: Leimos.
Q: What do you call a Deimos pilot with pink railguns?
A: Gheymos.
Q: What do you call a Deimos pilot with red hair and a quirky yet beautiful singing voice?
A: Tori Deimos.
Q: What do you call a shifty-looking right-wing Deimos pilot?
A: Blame Geimos.
Q: What do you call a Deimos pilot with Tech II blasters and HAC Lvl 5?
A: Daddy.
ahahahah..
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ReaperOfSly
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Posted - 2005.09.22 23:13:00 -
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A wierd chat in local. I thought it was pretty funny anyway:
Quote:
ReaperOfSly > well you could try and implode the sun with some strange antimatter bomb
ReaperOfSly > that would top a nuke
***** > meh, to clichÚd
***** > I'll top it iwth a BLENDER!
ReaperOfSly > oh so blowing up a sun is cliched, but a blender isn't?
ReaperOfSly > i'll top it with an egg whisk and a sink plunger!
***** > by god, you're nuts
ReaperOfSly > it worked for the daleks
***** > But, I think, I think I'll go with pressure cooker
***** > And small troupe of wombats
ReaperOfSly > WET CELERY AND FLYING HELMET!!!!
***** > A SIEVE!
***** > AND POSSIBLY A LLAMA!
ReaperOfSly > i'll see your llama and raise you Jupiter
***** > I see your gas giant and raise you alpha centurai
ReaperOfSly > i see your flaming ball of stellar matter and raise you the black hole at the center of the galaxy
***** > I see you inescapable lump of nothing and raise you a universe made out of antimatter, and a pie made from deceased orphans
* ReaperOfSly unleashes the vast army of penguins upon *****
ReaperOfSly > penguins with laser beams coming out of their eyes
***** > god dammit, they're like super agents, inconspicuous, snappy dressers and a hit with the ladies!
ReaperOfSly > and ninjas
ReaperOfSly > and pirates!
ReaperOfSly > and bears!
***** > I counter with a legion of polar bears mounted on pirates
ReaperOfSly > flaming bears
***** > YOU CAN'T HAVE BEARS PENGUINS NINJAS AND PIRATES IN THE SAME ARMY!
***** > You'd end up killing yourself
ReaperOfSly > I can.
ReaperOfSly > muahahaha
***** > That breaks the laws of the universe
* ReaperOfSly twiddles some dials and pushes buttons on his patented "law of the universe changer-o-matic"
ReaperOfSly > my penguins pwn your polar bears mounted on pirates
***** > how?!
***** > I counter your penguins with a sleep, goodnight
ReaperOfSly > noooo! the ultimate weapon!
ReaperOfSly > goodnight
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Jemba'k Ko'cha
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Posted - 2005.09.23 02:40:00 -
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Edited by: Jemba''k Ko''cha on 23/09/2005 02:40:29
Hmm eve funnies.
The funniest thing that i ever came accross in eve was in corp chat one day. We were sitting ther chatting away as normal when one of the leaders screams out that his goldfish is dead. He went to clean out the tank, put the fish in a bowl and then logged on to eve, forgot about the fish and now one looked dead and the other was pretty much on its last fins.
He was going absolutly spare at the thought of this dead goldfish while the rest of the corp was sitting there ****ing ourselves while making ridiculous suggestions about how to reive the fish or how to lie his way out of it. Sadly the transcript is lost but i was crying tears of laughter that day.
in the end i tihnk he sat by the bowl with a straw and blew bubble to try and oxegenate the water.
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