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Sobeseki Pawi
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Posted - 2005.11.23 04:27:00 -
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What is the best place to hide ISK from a Matari?
In their wallet.
~Captain Cutie, HFS Event Horizon
Biomass fears me.
Sovereignty 2.0 |
Tripoli
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Posted - 2005.11.23 06:06:00 -
[212]
This thread had me rolling after a couple pages. Devs even got involved.
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=215520
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.11.23 10:36:00 -
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 Originally by: Tripoli
This thread had me rolling after a couple pages. Devs even got involved.
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=215520
lol - agreed. There seems to be some pretty darn funny threads out there...
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Tom |
Douglas Prefect
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Posted - 2005.11.23 12:15:00 -
[214]
what do u call someone with half a thorax?
castrated 
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PKlavins
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Posted - 2005.11.23 16:35:00 -
[215]
 c'mon guys keep this thread on the first page 
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/advanced.html
anyone kno this site? its a real hoot......put in anything and it comes out real funny
EVE Online =
EVEN LIE ON
Apocalypse =
A ACE SLOPPY
A SPACE PLOY
A SPACE POLY
make ur own 
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.11.23 16:45:00 -
[216]
for last poster:
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/advanced.html
im now gonna make my own.... 
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Tom |
Thomus
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Posted - 2005.11.23 16:53:00 -
[217]
Edited by: Thomus on 23/11/2005 16:55:01
Edited by: Thomus on 23/11/2005 16:54:20
Gallente =
An Leg Let
LAG Let Ne (lol)
Legal Net (wahey!)
minmatar=
A MAN TRIM - by far the funniest yet!!
A Arm Mint
A Rant Mim
Maim Rant
Main Tram
An Rat Mim
caldari=
Cad Liar
CIA Lard - rofl
Car Laid
Car Dial
Carl Aid - good news if ur name is Carl
amarr=
none found, haha
megathron=
Game Thorn
German Hot - LOL
Garment Ho
Anger Moth - nice new nickname for a megathron
Hag Me Torn
Hang Me Rot
-The list for Megathron is hundreds long.
ATTENTION: I Will GIVE 30,000 ISK to the person who finds the funniet anagram in the eve universe - i'll give it a week or two...
edit: its not much, but noobs will like it, and get into the eve community. which is good.
ready, steady, GO!
linkage: http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/advanced.html
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Tom |
PKlavins
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Posted - 2005.11.23 17:53:00 -
[218]
Brutor =
RUB TOR
RUB ROT into ur skin.......gives u that genuine minmatar feel
Brutor Tribe =
BRIBER TROUT
BRIBER TUTOR (poor fishies)
RUBBER I TROT
BIB TORTURER
BITTER BURRO (burro being butter in italian....imagine that O.o)
Caldari Navy =
A CAVALRY DIN (c'mon boys! get those frigs!)
A CANDY RIVAL
A CAR LAND IVY
RADICAL NAVY (CCP is this a coincidence?)
CRANIAL DAVY
CLARA AND IVY (once again...)
CANARY VALID (the days when the navy used birds as passports)
AVAIL AND CRY
ANAL YARD VIC
NAVAL AID CRY
Gallente Navy =
A VEGETAL LYNN (dont wanna meet her)
A NAVEL GENTLY
A LAG LENT ENVY (to those that didnt have it...)
A *** NELL VENT
A *** TELL VENN
ELEGANTLY VAN
LEGAL ANT ENVY (why would we want to )
LEGAL TAN ENVY
LEGAL NAVY NET
and for Republic Fleet =
BICEP TREE FULL
PUBLIC EEL FRET (poor eels)
CLUB FEELER PIT
ill leave some for other people :)
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PKlavins
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Posted - 2005.11.23 19:11:00 -
[219]
save the thread!
dont let it get off 1st page...
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Limen Zem
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Posted - 2005.11.23 19:52:00 -
[220]
o.O
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Limen Zem
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Village Bicycle
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Posted - 2005.11.24 07:53:00 -
[221]
something you may find hilarious:
Thomus got banned from forums for 2 days. lol.
happened while i was at work.
I know some of you might be rolling with laughter at that, so i thought i'd share it with you. So you wont have to read my awful jokes, cuz i don't like posting with my alt, it just doesn't feel the same. lol.
Tom.
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Thomus' Alt
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Village Bicycle
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Posted - 2005.11.24 19:47:00 -
[222]
Chat in MINER channel took turn for the quiet, and this happened:
* Thomus spots tumbleweed...
* T'Laar Bok sets it on fire and rolls it
towards Thomus to liven things up
* Thomus runs
* T'Laar Bok giggles maniacally and
goes back to picking his nose and flicking it
at the bulkhead waiting for his miners to
cycle
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Thomus' Alt
If u see this, Thomus is banned.
Onubis: ok thats wonderful
Thomus: 'ok thats wonderful': u sound like my optician everytime i look from the ceiling to the floor |
Thomus
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Posted - 2005.11.29 23:59:00 -
[223]
A Gallente woman went in for some accupuncture therapy.
When she got home, her voodoo doll was dead.
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Tom |
Jordania
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Posted - 2005.11.30 00:41:00 -
[224]
Apocalypse:
ACE SAY PLOP
SPACE POLYA
CAPPY AS LEO
PLEA AS COPY
PLEA SAY COP
EASY LAP COP
SLAP PAY CEO
SOAP PAY CEL
ALE SAPPY CO
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Vivus Mors
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Posted - 2005.11.30 01:56:00 -
[225]
ôMinmatarà ItÆs whatÆs for dinner!ö
ôGot Quafe?ö
ôfix your mid-life crisis now! Come see the new 2006 model Jovian Eidlion at your local dealershipö
ôIn congressional news, members of CCP are being called in to testify before an oversight committee about suspected use of performance enhancing drugs with their nerf batting. In related news, one member of CCP, going by the name of TomB, has only stated repeatedly æI have never used altoids, ever! Err wait, you said steroids? Ummm NO COMMENT!Æ meanwhile his test results are under analysis for controlled substancesö
ôNew from BLAST-CO the Giga-Pulse 9000!
Tired of your neighborhood? Wipe it off the planet!
Wish traffic would move faster? Nothing a Giga-Pulse 9000 canÆt remedy!
Want to cook a turkey, but tired of waiting hours and hours for it to finish? With the new Giga-Pulse 9000 it goes from, frozen, to raw, to atomized INSTANTLY!
(Warning: do not point at face, groin, friends, family, or anything else you donÆt want to remove from existence)ö
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For the price of one can of Quafe cola a day, you can adopt an Ewok... Please... think of the Ewoks... |
DukDodgerz
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Posted - 2005.11.30 05:08:00 -
[226]
A young ventriloquist is touring the stations and one night he's doing a show in a small station in Jita. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde caldari woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person.
Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little creep on your knee."
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.12.01 18:06:00 -
[227]
Gallente men talking, on their way to the Pleasure Hub:
"Hey, man, you seen that film where the big new ship crashes into an asteroid and most of the people on-board die?"
"Oh, you mean..... TITANic?"
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.12.01 22:59:00 -
[228]
How many Minmatar does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, slaves don't own lightbulbs.
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Tom |
Thomus
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Posted - 2005.12.19 16:28:00 -
[229]
i found this thread waaay back on page 78 or something. anyhoo - with RMR now out, im sure you all have lots of plays-on-words and one liners to share with the world. :-)
Whats big green and scary, like rocks, and doesn't exist yet?
The Incredible HULK...
- sorry, i just really want one. lol.
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Tarin Buji
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Posted - 2006.01.06 12:34:00 -
[230]
Edited by: Tarin Buji on 06/01/2006 12:34:50
I was surfing the net one day, doing a google search and stumbled upon this site. I couldn't help but laugh and think to myself "So this is what an Amarrian Pinup must be like"
NOTE: Figures featured are fictitious and are not nude.
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Foxstein
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Posted - 2006.01.06 12:48:00 -
[231]
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.
The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen-foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. "And I'm still here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his pen15.
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Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2006.01.06 13:10:00 -
[232]
Thomus, please, stop with the raving necromancy. This thread died for a reason.
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Kiyirari
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Posted - 2006.01.06 13:16:00 -
[233]
Q. Whats the difference between an ammar loyalist and a matari freedom fighter.
A. Matari freedom fighters can wipe their own arse.
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Thomus
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Posted - 2006.01.24 19:59:00 -
[234]
What do you call a rich T1 manufacturer?
A liar.
click on topic, then reply, rinse, repeat, spam, repeat :) - ParMizaN |
Saicon
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Posted - 2006.01.24 21:26:00 -
[235]
What do you do if a minmatar throws a gredade at you?
Take the pin out and throw it back.
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Benilopax
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Posted - 2006.01.24 22:52:00 -
[236]
Tom did you bump this damn thread back?
Now thats funny. 
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Lamic Tarvalla
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Posted - 2006.01.24 23:19:00 -
[237]
Originally by: Hamatitio
How many eagles does it take to kill a pod?
-They cant, not enough grid to fit guns 
Now that was funny
Your killing me!!
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Thomus
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Posted - 2006.01.25 23:05:00 -
[238]
Originally by: Benilopax
Tom did you bump this damn thread back?
Now thats funny.
kinda... any new jokes guys?
click on topic, then reply, rinse, repeat, spam, repeat :) - ParMizaN |
Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.25 23:21:00 -
[239]
IBTL
- - -
MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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Kane Jacobs
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Posted - 2006.01.25 23:23:00 -
[240]
Originally by: Thomus
What? Sharp and to the point? :-)
That was funny !!!
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