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CapCrunnnch
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Posted - 2006.01.01 15:35:00 -
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Edited by: CapCrunnnch on 01/01/2006 15:36:13
ISS have always had 'thier' agenda, the whole outposts thing is just a cover up to something much bigger which you will all find out about later this year. Baldour simply jumped the gun before the time and is now no longer with them. Bookmark his thread, you will see the true colors of ISS and thier real agenda in 0.0 soon.
But I admit it's been an ingenious plan, fortunate, or unfortunately for them I see through it but the journey to the anouncement will be fun so i prefer to let it ride out and make eve history.
All I will say is the sooner ISS is destroyed and sent back to empire the better for all in 0.0. Mark my words..they have an AGENDA and its very clever one, and if you bought shares in the Marginis or Borelis you have been put in a position where you will not be able to fight when the time comes.
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Joshua Foiritain
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Posted - 2006.01.01 15:37:00 -
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Aliens are among us... 
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Katya Detia
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Posted - 2006.01.01 15:42:00 -
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and what is this so called agenda? Why would there be any problem in you telling us details?
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N3rvous
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Posted - 2006.01.01 15:45:00 -
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 Originally by: Joshua Foiritain
Aliens are among us...
WTS Tin foil hats and base ball bats so you can swing real harder.. or something along those lines.
- N3rvous (Seriously) 
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CapCrunnnch
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Posted - 2006.01.01 15:49:00 -
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Originally by: Katya Detia
and what is this so called agenda? Why would there be any problem in you telling us details?
Because it ruins the end result. Its a bit like finding out what you got for your bday before you open the present... 
If they want to confess then thats fun too but too many people have invested too much trust in them and I feel they should know everything is not as it appears.
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Zerodragoon
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Posted - 2006.01.01 15:55:00 -
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Ruining the end result, if you don't say it your still nothing more than another faceless flame alt.
POST WITH YOUR MAIN!
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Thyrniros
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Posted - 2006.01.01 16:01:00 -
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I've heard some rumors about them planning to do a military scoop in the gallente election and so gain controll over all gallente t2 blueprints by altering the t2 components needed for gallente ships and buy the then "useless" t2 bpo's fro 1 isk. Then they are supposed to launch theyr superweapon (which they have at every outpost of theyrs) and wipe out every living creature in 0,0 while they are docked in theyr super reinforced outposts. Then they will hold ISD for ransom and get loads of isk just to suddenly "collapse" from the inside and leave everything to normal again. Well almost. They will before they die release a new implant which grant +10 to all attributs with a little mechanism which will give them access to control everyone who wears them. Then they will truely be in control of eve from theyr secret hideout in hed-gp, while everyone else will believe they are long gone. Once you will tell your grand children of the mysterious alliance once known as ISS. Those that rose to power just to suddenly disappear. Just like a long gone pirate corp known as...
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bfm
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Posted - 2006.01.01 16:18:00 -
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it's true! I bought myself a 2006 agenda last week.
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Dafuzz
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Posted - 2006.01.01 16:20:00 -
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Or maybe Count Tasessine is really SirMolle.
Proof? You decide.
Hmmmmmm 1
Hmmmmmmm 2
Hmmmmmm 3
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Righteous Fury
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Posted - 2006.01.01 16:23:00 -
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If they have an agenda, an empire war dec really throws them off.
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.01.01 16:36:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Foiritain
Aliens are among us...
wrong.. it's the JOVE AND THE THREE-HEADED FEDOS!
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Lacero Callrisian
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Posted - 2006.01.01 17:19:00 -
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Originally by: CapCrunnnch
Edited by: CapCrunnnch on 01/01/2006 15:36:13All I will say is the sooner ISS is destroyed and sent back to empire the better for all in 0.0. Mark my words..they have an AGENDA and its very clever one, and if you bought shares in the Marginis or Borelis you have been put in a position where you will not be able to fight when the time comes.
Do the shares come to life and strangle us in our sleep? I'm quite happy to write off my investment, I wouldn't have given it to strangers otherwise, and I'm sure most other investors feel the same as me. I'd just kill all ISS for the rest of my time in Eve.
The real issue here is the half-arsed and desperate attempts by some shadowy group of alts to ruin ISS's reputation, and drive down the share price so they can buy them all cheap. Please read about the history of railroads in America, you might learn how to do it properly.
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Darth Vroevl
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Posted - 2006.01.01 17:31:00 -
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I won't name my sources, but i have strong evidence that this incident was a clever ploy by the ISS to increase the demand for tech II alt trolls, causing massive shortages and tripling their profits in preparation for the next stage in their diabolical plan.
This stage, codenamed IDUNNOLOL, involves the Borealis outpost, high-ranking members of BoB and Otherworld Empire, and the mass buyout of named reinforced bulkhead mods, in an effort to fool the community into believing they have been stealth boosted, causing us to rush to equip them, making us easy prey for the ravenous ISS Navy Task Force, allowing them to make short work of any and all users of giant run-on sentences.
This entire chain of events has undoubtably ben masterminded by Samuel L. Jackson, who to this day sits docked at the Marginis outpost, waiting... For us to let down our guard! Nice try Sam and ISS! We wont be fooled that easily!
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Azuriel Talloth
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Posted - 2006.01.01 17:36:00 -
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Originally by: Darth Vroevl
I won't name my sources, but i have strong evidence that this incident was a clever ploy by the ISS to increase the demand for tech II alt trolls, causing massive shortages and tripling their profits in preparation for the next stage in their diabolical plan.
This stage, codenamed IDUNNOLOL, involves the Borealis outpost, high-ranking members of BoB and Otherworld Empire, and the mass buyout of named reinforced bulkhead mods, in an effort to fool the community into believing they have been stealth boosted, causing us to rush to equip them, making us easy prey for the ravenous ISS Navy Task Force, allowing them to make short work of any and all users of giant run-on sentences.
This entire chain of events has undoubtably ben masterminded by Samuel L. Jackson, who to this day sits docked at the Marginis outpost, waiting... For us to let down our guard! Nice try Sam and ISS! We wont be fooled that easily!
-DV
You win this thread.
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PoliceConstable
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Posted - 2006.01.01 17:39:00 -
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1 word
ROFL!
i hear lead works better than tinfoil
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.01.01 18:03:00 -
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CapCrunnnch 4TL.
Apple Jacks 4TW.
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Malacore
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Posted - 2006.01.01 18:04:00 -
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THE SKY IS FALLING.
EVERYONE SHOULD OBVIOUSLY GIVE ALL OF THEIR SHARES TO ME!
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Foomanshoe
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Posted - 2006.01.01 18:24:00 -
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Seriously for a moment, i heard that CCP sold eve to Sony Online. Sony is planning on revamping the game to make it more marketable to the North American market.
They are going to remove ships and pods from the game and replace them with your accual character module. And you can only train skills that are in your character class after the revamp. Also, EVE will no longer be in space but will take place on each of the 4 races home planet. Also, due to the popularity of WoW in the US, they are planning on adding orcs as a playable race.
Combat will now be first person shooter based, no longer setup your ship and activate your mods. This is to make action faster paced for those with an attention span of less then 3 seconds.
Finally, the revamp is scheduled for January the 21st! SOE is keeping the buy and revamp secret until it is done so that players do not cancel their accounts, in addition they have pre billed us all an extra 6 months regardless of our payment plan so that we can try the new revamp when it is released.
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Deadspace For Dead space!
Originally by: Oveur
To the nerfmobile!
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theRaptor
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Posted - 2006.01.01 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: Foomanshoe
Seriously for a moment, i heard that CCP sold eve to Sony Online. Sony is planning on revamping the game to make it more marketable to the North American market.
You will pay.
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dantes inferno
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Posted - 2006.01.01 19:18:00 -
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well ive been reliably infomed that ISS have set up each of their members behind a Grassy nole and are biding their time...count tessaine is rally acting under orders of fidel castro which he gets through radio transimssions his fillings pick up
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j0rz
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Posted - 2006.01.01 19:43:00 -
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Originally by: CapCrunnnch
Edited by: CapCrunnnch on 01/01/2006 15:36:13
ISS have always had 'thier' agenda, the whole outposts thing is just a cover up to something much bigger which you will all find out about later this year. Baldour simply jumped the gun before the time and is now no longer with them. Bookmark his thread, you will see the true colors of ISS and thier real agenda in 0.0 soon.
But I admit it's been an ingenious plan, fortunate, or unfortunately for them I see through it but the journey to the anouncement will be fun so i prefer to let it ride out and make eve history.
All I will say is the sooner ISS is destroyed and sent back to empire the better for all in 0.0. Mark my words..they have an AGENDA and its very clever one, and if you bought shares in the Marginis or Borelis you have been put in a position where you will not be able to fight when the time comes.
So do they have chicken? Or free KFC for share holders when the *childish agenda* u seem to have thought up in your mind happens? Tell me does it involve hypnotising Sirmolle? Or maybe kidnapping Abdalion?
Or some equally stupid morinic idea like this post is infact?
Please, enlighten me
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Berneh
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Posted - 2006.01.01 20:28:00 -
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Originally by: dantes inferno
well ive been reliably infomed that ISS have set up each of their members behind a Grassy nole and are biding their time...count tessaine is rally acting under orders of fidel castro which he gets through radio transimssions his fillings pick up
Thats true that.
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The Anointed
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Posted - 2006.01.02 00:17:00 -
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I think the question everyone else really wants to know the answer to is.....
What is the only 15 letter word in English that can be spelled without repeating any letter?
Who cares about the evil ISS plan now?
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Rohann
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Posted - 2006.01.02 01:04:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene
CapCrunnnch 4TL.
Apple Jacks 4TW.
Peanutbutter CapCrunnnch ftw
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Rohann
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Posted - 2006.01.02 01:04:00 -
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Originally by: CapCrunnnch
Edited by: CapCrunnnch on 01/01/2006 15:36:13
ISS have always had 'thier' agenda, the whole outposts thing is just a cover up to something much bigger which you will all find out about later this year. Baldour simply jumped the gun before the time and is now no longer with them. Bookmark his thread, you will see the true colors of ISS and thier real agenda in 0.0 soon.
But I admit it's been an ingenious plan, fortunate, or unfortunately for them I see through it but the journey to the anouncement will be fun so i prefer to let it ride out and make eve history.
All I will say is the sooner ISS is destroyed and sent back to empire the better for all in 0.0. Mark my words..they have an AGENDA and its very clever one, and if you bought shares in the Marginis or Borelis you have been put in a position where you will not be able to fight when the time comes.
Dood whatever the ISS have planned I doubt very much that it is in any way related to military actions. No offense but ISSN is a joke. Compared to what would be thrown at them had they reset standings. But this is an "if" situation which I dont think will ever happen cuz ISS know their place in eve.
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Skape Gote
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Posted - 2006.01.02 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: The Anointed
I think the question everyone else really wants to know the answer to is.....
What is the only 15 letter word in English that can be spelled without repeating any letter?
Who cares about the evil ISS plan now?
There are 2 actually and one is dermatoglyphics. I think you know what the other one is.
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Serena Hennessy
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Posted - 2006.01.02 08:11:00 -
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Originally by: Darth Vroevl
This entire chain of events has undoubtably ben masterminded by Samuel L. Jackson, who to this day sits docked at the Marginis outpost, waiting... For us to let down our guard!
That's what we wanted you to think...
The truth is, it is not Samuel L. Jackson sitting at Marginis, but CHUCK NORRIS, preparing the greatest roundhouse kick of all time.
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Sergeant Spot
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Posted - 2006.01.02 08:28:00 -
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Originally by: PoliceConstable
1 word
ROFL!
i hear lead works better than tinfoil
Linkage
Canadian Coins ftw.
Swedes are all government mind control victims, don't trust them.
Shiny side OUT!
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Dao 2
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Posted - 2006.01.02 09:17:00 -
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are they gonna steal ur lucky charms?!?!
oh wait crap :| wrong one...
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Chai N'Dorr
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Posted - 2006.01.02 09:33:00 -
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Originally by: The Anointed
I think the question everyone else really wants to know the answer to is.....
What is the only 15 letter word in English that can be spelled without repeating any letter?
Who cares about the evil ISS plan now?
Uncopyrightable and dermatoglyphics come to mind... okay, I lie, they come through Google.
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James Lyrus
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Posted - 2006.01.02 09:48:00 -
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If you have a plane on a runway, on a conveyor belt, and the conveyorbelt moves in the opposite direction at the same speed as the wheels, will the plane take off?
I have an agenda, I want to build things that are cool (Starbases and Outposts count. Probably so do Titans and Motherships), and ideally get fabulously rich. I'd settle for building cool stuff, and being able to afford to fly faction stuff.
Oh, yeah, and I'd like to be famous in EVE. And if I didn't have to run around like quite as much a headless chicken trying to fill the 'Sales Director' role, I'd be a happy bunny too.
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Berneh
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Posted - 2006.01.02 13:37:00 -
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Your famous to me james ♥
Twinkle Twinkle little star , can i macro your veldspar |
Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.01.02 13:46:00 -
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Edited by: Dark Shikari on 02/01/2006 13:47:34
Originally by: CapCrunnnch
Edited by: CapCrunnnch on 01/01/2006 15:36:13
ISS have always had 'thier' agenda, the whole outposts thing is just a cover up to something much bigger which you will all find out about later this year. Baldour simply jumped the gun before the time and is now no longer with them. Bookmark his thread, you will see the true colors of ISS and thier real agenda in 0.0 soon.
But I admit it's been an ingenious plan, fortunate, or unfortunately for them I see through it but the journey to the anouncement will be fun so i prefer to let it ride out and make eve history.
All I will say is the sooner ISS is destroyed and sent back to empire the better for all in 0.0. Mark my words..they have an AGENDA and its very clever one, and if you bought shares in the Marginis or Borelis you have been put in a position where you will not be able to fight when the time comes.
Alts are like zeroes.
When you multiply a post by them, it becomes as if they didn't post anything at all.
POST WITH YOUR MAIN.
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Proud member of the [23].
The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video.
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Edoo
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Posted - 2006.01.02 14:05:00 -
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Edited by: Edoo on 02/01/2006 14:14:53
stop the alt discrimination, although many post crap, taking them seriously is an individual's choice.
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Theonlystd
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Posted - 2006.01.02 14:21:00 -
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Woooters i got in ISS just in time. I can take part in this erm plan to take over Eve..
I will be sparedd wooooooottt
The spoils will be great
Anyways i still havnt got an Allaince Mail about this plan. I except to be updated soon mkayyy.
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Ehrine Ashbark
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Posted - 2006.01.03 00:09:00 -
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I'm just going to sit here and blame it all on the lizards.
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James Lyrus
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Posted - 2006.01.03 00:21:00 -
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Originally by: Ehrine Ashbark
I'm just going to sit here and blame it all on the lizards.
Lizards? Do you know nothing? The lizards were defeated by the flying space monkeys. All hail the flying space monkey overlord.
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Archilies
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Posted - 2006.01.03 00:54:00 -
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you mean, they have the t2 bpo for the death star!
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.01.03 00:59:00 -
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Edited by: Galaxion on 03/01/2006 00:59:17
I'm going to stand up and say that I might be the only other person that believes the OP. Really. And I wont hide behind an alt.
I think ISS are getting into a position of intense diplomatic and economic power, and are now correctly placed (or soon will be) at the heart of both the north and south. In the outposts the have the vehicle to really change 0.0 as they see fit. Who knows when or what that will be, but I do think that the people behind ISS have an agenda. I hope though, that the militaristic attitudes of the other alliances will mean eventually that their plan falters.
edited: spelling
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2006.01.03 01:20:00 -
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Edited by: Wild Rho on 03/01/2006 01:22:16
jebus people it's obvious what the ISS plot is.
They are clearly trying to make enough cash to fund their research into tech 2 robot pirate monkies. With this army they can invade Jove space to aquire Oveurs jockstrap while simultaneously hiring [GHSC] to "aquire" tombs nerf bat.
From this they will be able to combine these items into the ultimate destructive weapon for their super titan the ISS Happy Days. The weapon will have all the devestating firepower of tombs nerfbat, able to reduce fleets to rookie ships with faulty self destruct buttons while combining the protective power of oveurs jockstrap.
While the nerbat has been a proven effective weapon capable of reducing many pilots to tears or fits or rage the protective power of the jockstrap has yet to be fully tested. Word is that ISS are currently attempting to bribe somone close to Ovuer into kicking him in the bollox and reporting back on the results.
Only time will tell if this monstrosity will ever see daylight.
Edite: typos and stuff
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CardboardSword42
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Posted - 2006.01.03 01:23:00 -
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ISS shot JFK
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.01.03 01:24:00 -
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Why cant anyone be serious? Is no-one else a little freaked out by how fast ISS have expanded to claim a sizeable chunk of the empire to 0.0 trade?
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CardboardSword42
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Posted - 2006.01.03 01:28:00 -
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Originally by: Galaxion
Why cant anyone be serious? Is no-one else a little freaked out by how fast ISS have expanded to claim a sizeable chunk of the empire to 0.0 trade?
I'd guess it's because they wouldn't be able to hold onto that chunk of empire to 0.0 trade if a determined PvP alliance wanted to take their outposts.
Fleshreaper Inc. Representative |
Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.01.03 01:31:00 -
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But thats the thing! SOON THEY WILL!
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CardboardSword42
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Posted - 2006.01.03 01:37:00 -
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Originally by: Galaxion
But thats the thing! SOON THEY WILL!
Their plan is all becoming clear now:
1) Take control of 0.0 - Empire trade
2) Buy Jovian fleet for navy to pilot
3) ?????
4) Profit
Fleshreaper Inc. Representative |
Foomanshoe
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Posted - 2006.01.03 01:52:00 -
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Originally by: Galaxion
But thats the thing! SOON THEY WILL!
You will protect us wont you Galaxion?
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Deadspace For Dead space!
Originally by: Oveur
To the nerfmobile!
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Shai Faetal
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Posted - 2006.01.03 01:55:00 -
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Edited by: Shai Faetal on 03/01/2006 01:56:15
http://zapatopi.net/afdb/build.html
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Berneh
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Posted - 2006.01.03 02:01:00 -
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Originally by: CardboardSword42
Originally by: Galaxion
But thats the thing! SOON THEY WILL!
Their plan is all becoming clear now:
1) Take control of 0.0 - Empire trade
2) Buy Jovian fleet for navy to pilot
3) ?????
4) Profit
3) release a deadly gas through empire forcing everyone into 0.0, like the morphite cloud but bigger and with teeth.
Twinkle Twinkle little star , can i macro your veldspar |
Tylana FreeDaughter
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Posted - 2006.01.03 02:07:00 -
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Originally by: James Lyrus
Originally by: Ehrine Ashbark
I'm just going to sit here and blame it all on the lizards.
Lizards? Do you know nothing? The lizards were defeated by the flying space monkeys. All hail the flying space monkey overlord.
Space Monkeys?
Hmmm. Maybe I should start docking at Marginis.
I mean, before it was like :-
JUMP TO KDF!
[Me] I can't stop here! It's bat country!
JUMP OUT!
But Space Monkeys eat bats. What a cunning agenda.
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Azeroth Uluntil
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Posted - 2006.01.03 02:08:00 -
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Originally by: Galaxion
Why cant anyone be serious? Is no-one else a little freaked out by how fast ISS have expanded to claim a sizeable chunk of the empire to 0.0 trade?
And thus why I was tempted to said no to allowing an outpost in pure blind... Ah well. :-) Course, it was more from a military standpoint than anything, but still. :-)
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Tylana FreeDaughter
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Posted - 2006.01.03 02:12:00 -
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On a actual serious response to Galaxion, who it took me a while to find amongst the jesting, just what kind of power do you think the ISS will be able to swing, compared to a similarly sized PVP group?
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Promon Delnai
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Posted - 2006.01.03 02:25:00 -
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Space Monkey II drones, armed to the teeth!
...with jetpacks! |
Amarr knight
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Posted - 2006.01.03 02:30:00 -
[53]
Originally by: CapCrunnnch
Edited by: CapCrunnnch on 01/01/2006 15:36:13
Mark my words..
I really cant, you are an alt.
Amarr Knight
Co-CEO, BYDI
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Phoenicia
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Posted - 2006.01.03 08:14:00 -
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Can someone please link the thread where ISS makes its proposal? Then, when it all unfolds I can say "I told you so".
I think I made a point back then about the huge security threat this ISS would pose. And I want credit for it if it proves true 
"There is no peace, there is only BOOBIES!" |
Avon
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Posted - 2006.01.03 09:06:00 -
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Originally by: Tylana FreeDaughter
On a actual serious response to Galaxion, who it took me a while to find amongst the jesting, just what kind of power do you think the ISS will be able to swing, compared to a similarly sized PVP group?
What if some of the existing PvP groups, who everyone assumes would wtfpwn ISS, joined them instead?
Universe wide logistics, masses of cash, huge industrial backing.
/me shudders.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.01.03 10:08:00 -
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Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Tylana FreeDaughter
On a actual serious response to Galaxion, who it took me a while to find amongst the jesting, just what kind of power do you think the ISS will be able to swing, compared to a similarly sized PVP group?
What if some of the existing PvP groups, who everyone assumes would wtfpwn ISS, joined them instead?
Universe wide logistics, masses of cash, huge industrial backing.
/me shudders.
That's a shudder of ecstasy, isn't it? How long have you been sleeping with Dianabolic?!
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Avon
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Posted - 2006.01.03 10:13:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Tylana FreeDaughter
On a actual serious response to Galaxion, who it took me a while to find amongst the jesting, just what kind of power do you think the ISS will be able to swing, compared to a similarly sized PVP group?
What if some of the existing PvP groups, who everyone assumes would wtfpwn ISS, joined them instead?
Universe wide logistics, masses of cash, huge industrial backing.
/me shudders.
That's a shudder of ecstasy, isn't it? How long have you been sleeping with Dianabolic?!
Jealousy suits you, come join us.
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Shittake
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Posted - 2006.01.03 10:34:00 -
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Originally by: Galaxion
Why cant anyone be serious? Is no-one else a little freaked out by how fast ISS have expanded to claim a sizeable chunk of the empire to 0.0 trade?
Perhaps you are right. What PvP organization would not like to be "hired" (so to speak) to become part of ISS on the conditions ISS supplies them with what they need to kill stuff. And from what I understand ISS has the potential to actually do this.
There would need to be big shift of PvP forces from somewhere to ISS, where do you think they would come from? How big must the carrot be?
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SumoMe
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Posted - 2006.01.03 10:36:00 -
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Originally by: James Lyrus
If you have a plane on a runway, on a conveyor belt, and the conveyorbelt moves in the opposite direction at the same speed as the wheels, will the plane take off?
NO
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James Lyrus
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Posted - 2006.01.03 12:06:00 -
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Originally by: CardboardSword42
Originally by: Galaxion
But thats the thing! SOON THEY WILL!
Their plan is all becoming clear now:
1) Take control of 0.0 - Empire trade
2) Buy Jovian fleet for navy to pilot
3) ?????
4) Profit
Bah, who told you about the Jovian Titan BP. The one with the JumpDrive that you don't have to have a cyno field for, so you can actually get to Jove space. That was suppose to be suuupah sekrit.
We have an informant!
WITCH HUNT!!!!!
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Gaul Cascade
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Posted - 2006.01.03 15:35:00 -
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Best. Thread. EVER!
Bookmark'd.
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.01.03 16:16:00 -
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Edited by: Galaxion on 03/01/2006 16:15:55
It will be good to watch ISS slowly dissuade everyone away from their masterplan. Watch for subtle policy changes over the next few months, not big enough to make it onto the forums but noticeable ingame if you look hard enough. Watch for the aligning of PVP groups towards ISS to prepare for the day of reckoning. Be prepared. Trust no-one.
This will be the biggest I told you so in EVE history.
edit: i still cant spell
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Posted - 2006.01.03 16:27:00 -
[63]
Edited by: Galaxion on 03/01/2006 16:27:12
Originally by: ****take
There would need to be big shift of PvP forces from somewhere to ISS, where do you think they would come from? How big must the carrot be?
Thats a good question Frank, err... i mean S*$ttake. I think its a case of looking at who stands to benefit from an alliance with ISS. ISS and their outposts are opening up trade, trade that ISS must secure through the gasteways to 0.0. Allying with ISS could provide a cover whereby they operate a monopoly on the gateways to the outposts, which are placed on the main routes into 0.0. It provides for much more secure space, especially this would appeal to people in the north who have for years tried to secure PureBlind totally from freelancers, pirates and evildoers. Secondly, who has enemies near them that also benefit from these outposts. An alliance stands to block their enemies from this resource by joining with a new non-neutral ISS.
In terms of the size of the carrot, I think they need not do much more to attract some of the alliances to be honest, they have already proven themselves a very adept industrial core that any alliance in their right mind would want to latch onto and make use of. It's just a matter of time.
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Posted - 2006.01.03 16:47:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Tylana FreeDaughter
On a actual serious response to Galaxion, who it took me a while to find amongst the jesting, just what kind of power do you think the ISS will be able to swing, compared to a similarly sized PVP group?
What if some of the existing PvP groups, who everyone assumes would wtfpwn ISS, joined them instead?
Universe wide logistics, masses of cash, huge industrial backing.
/me shudders.
ISS probably does have enough isk to hire MC from now til the end of eternity.
Which brings me to my next horrify point, the MC with a Jovian titan 
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James Lyrus
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Posted - 2006.01.03 17:06:00 -
[65]
Originally by: CardboardSword42
Which brings me to my next horrify point, the MC with a Jovian titan
Bah, MC are scary in newbie ships.
But please, carry on with the conspiracy theories, they're good for my ego.
Soo, anyone want to buy a Titan?
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Berneh
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Posted - 2006.01.03 17:36:00 -
[66]
Originally by: James Lyrus
Originally by: CardboardSword42
Which brings me to my next horrify point, the MC with a Jovian titan
Bah, MC are scary in newbie ships.
But please, carry on with the conspiracy theories, they're good for my ego.
Soo, anyone want to buy a Titan?
I'll have one , just throw it in the pile please m8
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ReaperOfSly
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Posted - 2006.01.03 18:04:00 -
[67]
I'll donate 3 or 4 of mine shall I?
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.01.03 19:33:00 -
[68]
watch ISS slowly derailing the thread as they realize I and others are getting too close to the truth... 
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Posted - 2006.01.03 19:37:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Berneh
Originally by: James Lyrus
Bah, MC are scary in newbie ships.
But please, carry on with the conspiracy theories, they're good for my ego.
Soo, anyone want to buy a Titan?
I'll have one , just throw it in the pile please m8
Now that I have these shiny new titans, my hangar is getting cluttered with rusting dreadnaughts... will sell cheap!
Derailing threads 4tw!
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ReaperOfSly
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Posted - 2006.01.03 19:44:00 -
[70]
Wrong character lol
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Saicon
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Posted - 2006.01.03 19:44:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Galaxion
watch ISS slowly derailing the thread as they realize I and others are getting too close to the truth...
Are you threatening me, master jedi?
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Ice Ghost
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Posted - 2006.01.03 20:04:00 -
[72]
I'm an alien - OMG!
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Jacob Majestic
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Posted - 2006.01.03 20:15:00 -
[73]
Edited by: Jacob Majestic on 03/01/2006 20:15:55
Originally by: Galaxion
watch ISS slowly derailing the thread as they realize I and others are getting too close to the truth...
I want you to know that I have an agenda. A master plan. When I reveal it, the size and girth of my agenda will shock the galaxy.
My agenda has already penetrated more than half of the pod pilots in Jita and Rens. Agent runners? They have been penetrated, or will be soon. Macrominers? They may not know it, but they already have been ravaged.
My agenda is so large that it will eclipse Jita's sun.
My agenda is so massive that it will generate its own gravitational pull and thrust gatecampers from EC-P8R to somewhere in Fountain, without their underwear.
My agenda is so all-encompassing that you can cut 15 jumps off your trip from Tenal to Paragon Soul just by rerouting your trip through my agenda.
My agenda is so promiscuous that ISS will be harvesting the proceeds of it for years after TQ goes cold and SoE buys CCP.
Do not resist the siren's song of my agenda. Down that path there is only pain.
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Erfnam
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Posted - 2006.01.03 20:35:00 -
[74]
Is there any chance that your agenda is codenamed "wang"? AFAIK, there are laws in many countries around the world that prevent you from revealing your "agenda" in public.
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James Lyrus
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Posted - 2006.01.03 20:53:00 -
[75]
Edited by: James Lyrus on 03/01/2006 20:56:08
The project codenamed 'wang' is top secret, and must never be mentioned on pain of immediate poddin... *splatch*
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Zimi Vlasic
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Posted - 2006.01.03 20:58:00 -
[76]
I heard ISS is planning to buy all the kittens in the universe, and then they're going to take these kittens, squeeze them, and make kitten juice.
Then plan on selling this kitten juice as Quafe Light.
This insidious plan must be stopped!
- Vlasic of TW Fame
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Jacob Majestic
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Posted - 2006.01.03 21:05:00 -
[77]
Originally by: James Lyrus
Edited by: James Lyrus on 03/01/2006 20:56:08
The project codenamed 'wang' is top secret, and must never be mentioned on pain of immediate poddin... *splatch*
****! The secret is out! Quick, activate protocol M.E.M.B.E.R.!
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invaderzim
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Posted - 2006.01.03 21:12:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Zimi Vlasic
I heard ISS is planning to buy all the kittens in the universe, and then they're going to take these kittens, squeeze them, and make kitten juice.
Then plan on selling this kitten juice as Quafe Light.
This insidious plan must be stopped!
Tag line: "It's kittentastic!"
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Berneh
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Posted - 2006.01.03 22:43:00 -
[79]
I just sent out an alliance mail, its a call to arms to derail this thread before the truth comes out.
You will never get yer hands on me lucky charms.
ISS BLACK BAG OPS COMMAMDER
CODENAME : WEE WILLY WINKY
Twinkle Twinkle little star , can i macro your veldspar |
CardboardSword42
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Posted - 2006.01.04 02:25:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Galaxion
watch ISS slowly derailing the thread as they realize I and others are getting too close to the truth...
The Truth have been kidknapped by ISS
Are you a bad enough dude to save the truth?
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pringprang
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Posted - 2006.01.04 06:20:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Wild Rho
While the nerbat has been a proven effective weapon capable of reducing many pilots to tears or fits or rage the protective power of the jockstrap has yet to be fully tested. Word is that ISS are currently attempting to bribe somone close to Ovuer into kicking him in the bollox and reporting back on the results.
Fraps plz!
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We are not a mining corp. We are not a pvp corp. We are a 0.0 corp.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.01.04 07:31:00 -
[82]
Originally by: James Lyrus
Originally by: CardboardSword42
Which brings me to my next horrify point, the MC with a Jovian titan
Bah, MC are scary in newbie ships.
But please, carry on with the conspiracy theories, they're good for my ego.
Soo, anyone want to buy a Titan?
I'll take three. Put it on The Enslaver's VISA card.
If people are so afraid of ISS, why don't they hire the MC to burninate them a bit? You know... before it's 'too late' n' stuff.
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James Lyrus
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Posted - 2006.01.04 08:04:00 -
[83]
"Burninate" is now my new favourite word. :)
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Lacero Callrisian
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Posted - 2006.01.04 09:10:00 -
[84]
Is that a clue? Are you going to hire Trogdor the Burninator to destroy everyone in eve?
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Theonlystd
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Posted - 2006.01.04 09:39:00 -
[85]
Holy Just read Allaince Mail
Pure Jenious
Yes Jenious i say
All your systems r belong to us?
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Zyranyth
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Posted - 2006.01.04 10:07:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Wild Rho
Edited by: Wild Rho on 03/01/2006 01:22:16
while simultaneously hiring [GHSC] to "aquire" tombs nerf bat.
This has been confirmed!
TomB is reported missing and GH-SC's corp
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CardboardSword42
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Posted - 2006.01.04 15:25:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Zyranyth
Originally by: Wild Rho
Edited by: Wild Rho on 03/01/2006 01:22:16
while simultaneously hiring [GHSC] to "aquire" tombs nerf bat.
This has been confirmed!
TomB is reported missing and GH-SC's corp
wallet suddenly got twice it's previous size!
Even with the new addition, their corp wallet is still lagging behind their ego in size. :P
Seleene, how much does it normally cost to hire you to burninate someone?
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Kildar Divad
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Posted - 2006.01.04 15:44:00 -
[88]
I think it is right to be suspicious of ISS, whether the agenda is real or imagined.
If you have allowed them in your space, you would be wise to closely monitor their activities. To assume they will never be a threat to your sovereignity would be foolish.
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Zimi Vlasic
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Posted - 2006.01.04 17:40:00 -
[89]
Originally by: invaderzim
Originally by: Zimi Vlasic
I heard ISS is planning to buy all the kittens in the universe, and then they're going to take these kittens, squeeze them, and make kitten juice.
Then plan on selling this kitten juice as Quafe Light.
This insidious plan must be stopped!
Tag line: "It's kittentastic!"
I am ZIM!!!!!!!!!!
- Vlasic of TW Fame
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Berneh
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Posted - 2006.01.04 23:05:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Kildar Divad
I think it is right to be suspicious of ISS,
No , it isnt.
Quote:
whether the agenda is real or imagined.
Real Thx.
Quote:
If you have allowed them in your space, you would be wise to closely monitor their activities. To assume they will never be a threat to your sovereignity would be foolish.
And so say all of us
Twinkle Twinkle little star , can i macro your veldspar |
pshepherd
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Posted - 2006.01.05 01:00:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Berneh
Originally by: Kildar Divad
I think it is right to be suspicious of ISS,
No , it isnt.
thats what you WANT us to think!!
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:55:00 -
[92]
Originally by: pshepherd
Originally by: Berneh
Originally by: Kildar Divad
I think it is right to be suspicious of ISS,
No , it isnt.
thats what you WANT us to think!!
No, that's what the orbital mind control lasers are for. However, we also do a nice line in tinfoil hats for those that support The Cause.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.01.05 09:12:00 -
[93]
Originally by: CardboardSword42
Seleene, how much does it normally cost to hire you to burninate someone?
Oh, goody! A reason to show off the website!
Originally by: Jacob Majestic
I want you to know that I have an agenda. A master plan. When I reveal it, the size and girth of my agenda will shock the galaxy.
My agenda has already penetrated more than half of the pod pilots in Jita and Rens. Agent runners? They have been penetrated, or will be soon. Macrominers? They may not know it, but they already have been ravaged.
My agenda is so large that it will eclipse Jita's sun.
My agenda is so massive that it will generate its own gravitational pull and thrust gatecampers from EC-P8R to somewhere in Fountain, without their underwear.
My agenda is so all-encompassing that you can cut 15 jumps off your trip from Tenal to Paragon Soul just by rerouting your trip through my agenda.
My agenda is so promiscuous that ISS will be harvesting the proceeds of it for years after TQ goes cold and SoE buys CCP.
Do not resist the siren's song of my agenda. Down that path there is only pain.
Wow... Tell me thy bidding, mast-... Hey! Wait a minute!! Yeah... you need to get killed now.
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Sadayiel
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Posted - 2006.01.05 21:53:00 -
[94]
Edited by: Sadayiel on 05/01/2006 21:53:52
Receiving alliance mail......... HIDDEN AGENDA DISCOVERED STAR MEASURE PLANS!!!
*Whaaa runs around and start to grab all her evil were-bunnies.
-Go go my fellow horny minnions our reallysecretmasterplanaboutthemostdeadlydoomsdaydeviceevermade has been discovered!!!
. /)/)
(o-O)
(x-x)
. 0 0
okay so Im going to be a traitor here is the hidden agenda !!! watch the truth and phear for your destiny!!!
Hidden agenda:
1 Build up Marginis ... done
2 Make everyone tought we a re neutral.... done
3 Feed the bunnies ..... done
4 Do the Laundry... done
5 Do the annual lapdance... done
6 Grab Da evil afk testing tech II finally... done
7 Draw "Han Solo stole my Gallente mothership" on all gallente ones... on work
8 Get a winterblink R-type thorax ... on work
9 Meet pinky and Brain to take over the whole universe.... tonight
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Posted - 2006.01.07 10:17:00 -
[95]
Originally by: CardboardSword42
This has been confirmed!
TomB is reported missing and GH-SC's corp
wallet suddenly got twice it's previous size!
Even with the new addition, their corp wallet is still lagging behind their ego in size. :P
no comment.
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Berneh
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Posted - 2006.01.07 11:22:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Sadayiel
Edited by: Sadayiel on 05/01/2006 21:53:52
5 Do the annual lapdance... done
Yeah count assesanine shaking his groove thang on the top of marginis
Twinkle Twinkle little star , can i macro your veldspar |
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