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Samahiel Sotken GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 152	Posted - 2014.02.21 19:37:00 - [301] - Quote Hendrick Tallardar wrote: That or just take on the nomadic lifestyle Waffles enjoy today. Shed the tedium of Nullsec. Also see what SniggWaffe's numbers do to the overall figures you accounted for. I mean, we are pets of a pet after all. I did include Waffles as an alliance in the second set of numbers that downgraded goblin's folly to 5.8% of damage done. Also, everyone knows that once goonswarm is free of the burden of Sov Null we will return to the ancestral Holy Land of Syndicate and aid our Groon Brothers in scourging it of the unpure pubbie masses. Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate? edit: for reference here are the numbers. CFC and pets losses by alliance for 2/14: GSF - 574.00b CO2 - 225.36b RZR - 105.95b FA - 178.31b EXE - 36.87b PBLRD - 180.90b FCON - 169.57b GENTS - 86.55b LAWN - 46.03b SMA - 76.01b TNT - 57.42b RVB-R - 98.27b RVB-B - 73.77b -10.0 - 98.38b N0MAD - 51.24b B0T - 269.02b TOTAL - 2327.65 Goblin's Folly - 135b or 5.8%
Gevlon Goblin Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 167	Posted - 2014.02.21 19:43:00 - [302] - Quote Louis Robichaud wrote: RvBee is a responsible poco owing group that offers reasonable tax rates. If you are going to blow them up without replacing them, you are doing a huge disservice to high sec PI industrialists. Did you just pull a "why are you shooting at us, we mine the minerals for your ships"?
Malcolm Shinhwa Bad Touches 1235	Posted - 2014.02.21 19:44:00 - [303] - Quote I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who, but I approve of this player generated content. Look at all the pilots getting to shoot all the things and for reasons! I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose.
Samahiel Sotken GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 152	Posted - 2014.02.21 19:44:00 - [304] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: Louis Robichaud wrote: RvBee is a responsible poco owing group that offers reasonable tax rates. If you are going to blow them up without replacing them, you are doing a huge disservice to high sec PI industrialists. Did you just pull a "why are you shooting at us, we mine the minerals for your ships"? I believe he called you a terrorist. Why do you hate FREEDOM? Malcolm Shinhwa wrote: I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who, but I approve of this player generated content. Look at all the pilots getting to shoot all the things and for reasons! This is the best response. Hurrah Explosions!
Hendrick Tallardar SniggWaffe WAFFLES. 129	Posted - 2014.02.21 19:49:00 - [305] - Quote Samahiel Sotken wrote: Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate? No I did not know that. Is there anything else I should know about Poitot? LeeSsang. Never Forget.
Samahiel Sotken GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 152	Posted - 2014.02.21 19:52:00 - [306] - Quote Hendrick Tallardar wrote: Samahiel Sotken wrote: Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate? No I did not know that. Is there anything else I should know about Poitot? Well, I hear that Evoke, who live in syndicate since we took their space, are *****. For all your other Poitot related questions, you may want to visit it's website! http://poitot.com/
Twenty Five Percent School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 1	Posted - 2014.02.21 20:12:00 - [307] - Quote Malcolm Shinhwa wrote: I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who The expression on Gevlon Goblins avatars face sums this up nicely
Desivo Delta Visseroff Cataclysmic Paradox 124	Posted - 2014.02.21 20:23:00 - [308] - Quote Twenty Five Percent wrote: Malcolm Shinhwa wrote: I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who The expression on Gevlon Goblins avatars face sums this up nicely Such sperg Much hate More war But confusion
Khanh'rhh GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 2744	Posted - 2014.02.21 20:31:00 - [309] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: Khanh'rhh wrote: Right. So you couldn't care less about POCOs, but your problem with RvB is that they are stopping you from taking our POCOs, which you have claimed many, many times, actually is your goal. It also doesn't matter. The damage you're doing is a rounding error. I don't care about owning POCOs. I care about GSF not owning POCOs. Again you aren't coordinating with other GSF posters. They just said 7.1%. You're not targetting the alliance, since losses in Jita don't harm the alliance, they are losses to the members. Compared to the ISK our ~12k members have in total, it is a rounding error. I previously estimated it at 6 trillion liquid, which is hilariously low-balling it. You do less than 1% damage to the average member's wallet in a month, which is a rounding error. You don't get to pick up a stat from one pile, and use it to compare against something completely different, just because it looks better for your numbers. Even assuming your high-fallacy here, 5-7% is still within the margin of error. GSFs losses meander by up to 30% month-to month. You didn't answer my question. Is your goal to continue to be a rounding error on our wallets, or take our POCOs? n.b. You literally can't stop us having them without taking them and holding them - destroying them is step one. You then need to place your own, and stop us taking it back. Spoiler alert: if we actually tripped up so badly that we let one get replaced we would just ping enough people to go 2:1 on anything you bring. Or, is this the usual randian garbage where you simply say "someone else should do it it's a solid idea with no flaws"? It's always someone else, right? Also I don't need to coordinate to dunk you sunshine, a 12 year old with a pocket calculator and one semester of a stats course can see the massive errors you make in every post. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930
Telemachus Rheade Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 36	Posted - 2014.02.21 20:51:00 - [310] - Quote Gevlon, please, never stop being yourself! Never stop funding the Marmite war against the Goons, and please, keep up the war with Goons on the Lemmings end. Please war dec RvB if the RvB ally offer to the Goons ever drops, and please maintain the war decs on all Goon pet alt corps. Also, never stop posting! EVER! I read your blog every morning while I sit on the can before I head off to work. It really helps with my bowel movements! Keep up the good work! Telemachus Rheade. (I am going to add an obligatory "LMAO" at the end of this post, in case you fail to get the point - something I notice you have an issue with).
Weaselior GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 6620	Posted - 2014.02.21 21:17:00 - [311] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: Guys, you are not helping Mynnna/Mangala here, get your **** together! yeah we better get some tight message control or people are sure to start believing your walls of crazy Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division: "We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half."
Weaselior GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 6620	Posted - 2014.02.21 21:19:00 - [312] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: Khanh'rhh wrote: Right. So you couldn't care less about POCOs, but your problem with RvB is that they are stopping you from taking our POCOs, which you have claimed many, many times, actually is your goal. It also doesn't matter. The damage you're doing is a rounding error. I don't care about owning POCOs. I care about GSF not owning POCOs. Again you aren't coordinating with other GSF posters. They just said 7.1%. oh sorry we were ever so slightly imprecise about how we described the goal you've failed utterly at we will be more careful next time Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division: "We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half."
Samahiel Sotken GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 153	Posted - 2014.02.21 21:38:00 - [313] - Quote Desivo Delta Visseroff wrote: Twenty Five Percent wrote: Malcolm Shinhwa wrote: I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who The expression on Gevlon Goblins avatars face sums this up nicely Such sperg Much hate More war But confusion Where are our FWEDDIT allies to do one of their droll doge memes about this. OH! I forgot to add FWEDDIT to the list. CFC and pets losses by alliance for 2/14: GSF - 574.00b CO2 - 225.36b RZR - 105.95b FA - 178.31b EXE - 36.87b PBLRD - 180.90b FCON - 169.57b GENTS - 86.55b LAWN - 46.03b SMA - 76.01b TNT - 57.42b RVB-R - 98.27b RVB-B - 73.77b -10.0 - 98.38b N0MAD - 51.24b B0T - 269.02b J4LP - 38.33b TOTAL - 2365.98 Goblin's Folly - 135b or 5.7%
Louis Robichaud Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 160	Posted - 2014.02.21 21:59:00 - [314] - Quote Samahiel Sotken wrote: Edit: Interesting note, since PL are our pets and included in Goblin's damaged dealt number. We actually manage to do more damage to ourselves than we take from highsec, regardless of whether Goblin throws money into that pit or not. Attacking ourselves is the core of RvB 's military doctrine. It is terrifyingly effective.
Helfeln Meathead GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 10	Posted - 2014.02.21 22:34:00 - [315] - Quote Gevlon. Hisec is a playground Burn Jita is when we open up Disneyland Thank you for polishing the fun-slides and springy horses... every day.
Erotica 1 Krypteia Operations CODE. 3777	Posted - 2014.02.21 22:43:00 - [316] - Quote Hendrick Tallardar wrote: Samahiel Sotken wrote: Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate? No I did not know that. Is there anything else I should know about Poitot? Isn't that the system that is known for being on an in-game postcard? Speaking of which, after Gevlon quits Eve, we should all get a "blogpost by Gevlon" in-game crumpled up piece of paper for Christmas that says something like "this paper contains lots of gibberish and graphs, New Eden's brightest minds are hard at work trying to figure out what it means. What will this nasty surprise be...?" See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Helfeln Meathead GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 10	Posted - 2014.02.21 23:06:00 - [317] - Quote Erotica 1 wrote: Hendrick Tallardar wrote: [quote=Samahiel Sotken]Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate? Speaking of which, after Gevlon quits Eve, we should all get a "blogpost by Gevlon" in-game crumpled up piece of paper for Christmas that says something like "this paper contains lots of gibberish and graphs, New Eden's brightest minds are hard at work trying to figure out what it means. What will this nasty surprise be...?" Calling it... after Gevlon quits Eve, CONDI gets newbie separation anxiety and adopts the lemmings as TEST substitutes... finally renames the Testagram to something about rodents.
Xaerael Endiel GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 124	Posted - 2014.02.21 23:12:00 - [318] - Quote I'm giving it 6 months till Gevlon either quits because "[insert game] is better" (probably WoW), or he'll become a crazy Eve hermit, not communicating with anyone other than to gloat at newbies about how rich he is in the newbie hubs.
Helfeln Meathead GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 11	Posted - 2014.02.21 23:42:00 - [319] - Quote Also, why the hell are you still in an NPC corp. Are you trying to be some sort of voice from the wilderness? Some sort of political exile like Marx or Lenin, waiting for the train through Germany? Somehow I can't imagine you with a beard, not even a neck-one. A message to any new players who are getting swayed by this nonsense. Think about what it is you want to do and how you want to learn the game. If you want to learn the skills first, consider EveUni. If you're want explosions as soon as possible, consider Brave Newbies or another Newbie-Friendly lowsec or nullsec corp. If you find the prospect of lower system security daunts you, go with RvB. Comments on Goon coms after the failed breakout attempt in 0-W Quote: [Goon X] ****, they just cut and ran [Goon Y] yeah.... Test, Nulli, N3, the other guys, they just docked or ran ... pause... [Goon Z] But not Newbies man, they went balls deep [Massed Goons] Yeah... Yeah...Yeah Yeah... Balls Deep Or words to that effect
Vayeate Marquise Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 20	Posted - 2014.02.22 00:12:00 - [320] - Quote upset people is upset Problem? ~.~
Helfeln Meathead GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 11	Posted - 2014.02.22 00:23:00 - [321] - Quote The thing is Gevlon, YOU'RE the one getting scammed here. If you hadn't paid for a Marmite contract, some other alliance with a grudge would have and I bet you're paying more. You probably paid extra for special clauses like roving gangs and special attention in your contract. These aren't being complied with. I can tell you that Marmite isn't affecting us any more than they were before you came along. A roving gang for Marmite is a camp in Niarja. I exclude POCO intervention, because frankly, I don't know what they would have done without you. Most likely included it in their menu of standard services. What I am seeing around Torinos and spread more generally around Hisec are your leaderless lemmings, trying to fulfil your promises of a glorious war... and failing.
Helfeln Meathead GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 11	Posted - 2014.02.22 00:28:00 - [322] - Quote You probably even paid for anonymity
Istyn Freight Club The Marmite Collective 297	Posted - 2014.02.22 00:30:00 - [323] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit :\ Please don't try to claim some sort of credit for kills you had nothing to do with.
Helfeln Meathead GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 11	Posted - 2014.02.22 00:37:00 - [324] - Quote Gevlon, a question: Did you write up a contract in your head and then approach Marmite, or did you approach them and they told you what they offer?
Hendrick Tallardar SniggWaffe WAFFLES. 130	Posted - 2014.02.22 00:41:00 - [325] - Quote Helfeln Meathead wrote: What I am seeing around Torinos and spread more generally around Hisec are your leaderless lemmings, trying to fulfil your promises of a glorious war... and failing. And also posting retardedly in local about how they're doing this great feat. LeeSsang. Never Forget.
Hendrick Tallardar SniggWaffe WAFFLES. 130	Posted - 2014.02.22 00:45:00 - [326] - Quote Istyn wrote: Gevlon Goblin wrote: On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit :\ Please don't try to claim some sort of credit/thump your chest over kills you had nothing to do with. So about that Gevlon... LeeSsang. Never Forget.
Weaselior GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 6622	Posted - 2014.02.22 01:00:00 - [327] - Quote Istyn wrote: Gevlon Goblin wrote: On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit :\ Please don't try to claim some sort of credit/thump your chest over kills you had nothing to do with. did you not understand the bargain you struck he supplied isk, now he's going to be taking credit for every single kill you make enjoy! Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division: "We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half."
Northern Misfit Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic 86	Posted - 2014.02.22 01:04:00 - [328] - Quote Istyn wrote: Gevlon Goblin wrote: On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit :\ Please don't try to claim some sort of credit/thump your chest over kills you had nothing to do with. I think it's been pointed out that he sits back, cuts the check and takes credit for all the good you do around the universe. I think Marmite should have a surcharge for that kind of thing. The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits ~Albert Einstein -á-á-á
mynnna GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 3006	Posted - 2014.02.22 02:04:00 - [329] - Quote Istyn wrote: Gevlon Goblin wrote: On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit :\ Please don't try to claim some sort of credit/thump your chest over kills you had nothing to do with. He's claimed credit for each and every kill scored against us since he started paying you. e: Man look at that, beaten three times. Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal
Oblivion King Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2014.02.22 02:21:00 - [330] - Quote there's more GOONs and CFC in this thread than any other, 17 pages in 2 days? all from Goons? i'm impressed.

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