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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
154
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Posted - 2014.02.20 09:02:00 -
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Could you imagine an alliance recruiting thousands of people, just to use them for wars they didn't mean, for a master they don't even like? A pet alliance without SRP, without good killboard, without ratting space? That would be some serious scam.
Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce Red versus Blue!
Oh you know them already, they are those cute newbies who PvP in frigates for fun? Yes, that's the cover story. But for that to be true, they shouldn't have other wars than the Red-Blue one, and the unavoidable self-defense wars. But since 2013 Jan 1, Blue Republic has/had 85 wars that they started, either as aggressor or as ally of another corp/alliance which was not Red Federation. Red had the clones of the Blue wars, as they act together against external enemies.
You can see these wars yourself by selecting the alliance RvB - Blue Republic in-game, show info, war history. Look for the wars that has the blue alliance logo on the left (aggressor) and those which feature neither Blue, nor Red as main participants (jumped-in ally). On my blog you can see the complete list of 85 wars, here I just copy the interesting part.
I've opened every war report and added the kill and loss value to an excel table. Since Jan 1, 2013, the voluntary wars of Blue Republic caused 548B damage to the participants (Blue, Red, allies, enemies). Let's see the largest ones:
- War: The Marmite Collective vs. New Eden Advanced Research, 44.4B damage: New Eden Advanced Research was member of RvB - BLUE Republic between 2013.11.19 to 2013.11.22, so it's an RvB alt corp, let's classify this war as "self defense" then.
- War: RvB - BLUE Republic vs. Ivy League, 74.3 B damage
- War: RvB - BLUE Republic vs. Brave Collective; 34B damage. These two are against known newbie-friendly groups EVE Uni and Brave Newbies. These were probably made for fun, to let newbies brawl each other.
Let's subtract these wars from the rest, leaving 82 wars with 395B damage. Now comes the first surprise. 73 of these 82 wars have only 29B damage total. That's strange, most of these wars don't even have a single kill.. The remaining 9 wars hold 366B damage. Let's examine them closely:
- War: The Marmite Collective vs. Blohm and Voss Shipyards Alliance, 15.2B damage. Blohm and Voss has 1 system Sov in Vale of the Silent, surrounded by the Sov of the Goon renter alliance. So they are friendly to Goons.
- War: RvB - BLUE Republic vs. DARK UNI0N: this is an automatically created war, because D A R K Homeworld corp joined the DARK UNI0N alliance, and was already at war. So this actually part of the next war:
- War: D A R K Homeworld vs. Goonswarm Federation, 2.2B+10B from the above
- War: The Marmite Collective vs. Goonswarm Federation, 164B
- TinkerTown Terrorists vs. Goonswarm Federation, 5.3B
- War: The Marmite Collective vs. Goonswarm Federation, 79.4B
- War: Darwins Lemmings vs. Goonswarm Federation, 52.8B
- War: The Marmite Collective vs. Goon Capital, 22.1B, Goon Capital had the corp that replaced a destroyed Goon POCO and after that joined Goonswarm Federation
Can you see the running theme here? Except for self defense wars, E-UNI and Brave Newbies war and dummy wars without actual fighting, every single war of Blue Republic was in defense of Goonswarm Federation. Red is doing the same of course, since they join wars together.
Red versus Blue is a scam that affects 8000 people and it's especially disgusting for targeting newbies. They are promised PvP teaching and fun, but actually they are marched against the highsec enemies of Goonswarm, mostly The Marmite Collective, the alliance with the best killboard ratio in EVE. Due to being newbies, they are practically cannon fodder, their ISK ratio is horrible. But who cares, as long as the interests of the Goons are protected.
If you are victim of this scam, immediately leave RvB! If you have friends scammed, warn them about the nature of this scam. If you want revenge for being used as Goon cannon fodder, join Darwins Lemmings, who are in foreverwar with Goons, nullsec pets and RvB of course.
It's time to stop scamming newbies into being slaves of Goons! |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
7
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Posted - 2014.02.20 09:12:00 -
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First! |

Garven Dreis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
133
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Posted - 2014.02.20 09:32:00 -
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Garven Dreis easily claims second post in a thread he didn't read. Terrible Poster Runner-up 2014 |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
7
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Posted - 2014.02.20 09:35:00 -
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:D Garven.
Anyway I went and got this as I think its relevant to any further discourse:
FallenTitan wrote:Gevlon,
IGÇÖll make this public, since youGÇÖve decided to make nothing private.
I'm not one for forums so you probably won't see me post a response again, because I actually have a community to manage in game. Apparently you run some blog site too but i'm yet to waste my time on that.
You seem to state a lot of things that RvB leadership are planning, yet you've never asked me, or the other RvB CEO a single thing. IGÇÖm probably one of the most chilled easy-going guys you will meet in EvE, so donGÇÖt be afraid to simply talk to me rather than spouting haphazard rumours that make you look silly.
I must take my hat off and thank you for creating so much extra content for RvBers. Purple fleets help to solicit the community bond between both teams and they are a hell of a lot of fun (Stick a spy alt in them and enjoy our coms).
RvB obviously thoroughly enjoys PvP combat, and we take all the targets we can get. If you were not such an imbecile at the start, you could have come to us and said "hey would you like to help us shoot *Insert Any Alliance Here* for a week?" and we might have listened if it gave us good fights. We don't really care who we shoot, because we have no null-sec sovereignty to defend or tangible treaties to break. But now after your terrible management of what should have been a diplomatic war, you are left with fewer options and more opposition.
I don't really mind Marmites anymore, we have some fun tussles and they provide our pilots with lots of third party war-target content when some of our pilots want to fly together as purple and bring out the fun ships. We lose some ships to them; they lose some ships to us. Very surprisingly, RvBers have grown to enjoy Marmite combat because we get to use fun ships that we wouldnGÇÖt normally like to explode 10 times a day in normal RvB combat. I'm sure Marmites enjoy the combat just as much, given that we have some silly new members who donGÇÖt know how to use instant-undocks (You are welcome Tora). IGÇÖve learned that they are great at camping stations and trade routes; itGÇÖs not my idea of fun but good on them for doing what they do best. They also have some of the most entertaining forum trolls that IGÇÖve witnessed.
As for a 'deal' with Goonswarm, it's nothing but a mutual agreement and never will be anything more. You know, the kinds of things that two sensible and intelligent organisations perform. After our POCOs were acquired, the conversation went basically like this "If you want to help defend our POCOs, we will help defend yours. There's no obligation to come and we know there are times that you wonGÇÖt want to if you have other stuff to do". Goons know full well that RvB likes to remain as neutral as we can. But this mutual agreement makes too much sense for both RvB and Goonswarm. It originally started during the POCO implementation into EvE. Both Goons and RvB wanted as many POCOs in The Forge region as we could each get, it would be silly to spend half the acquisition time fighting each other, so we said we will try and aim for different systemsGǪ and we did just that. The whole conversation was over before you could drink a glass of Quafe.
I was hesitating whether or not it was necessary to help Goonswarm in the last POCO assistance. I was actually leaning against it, to try and find some new third party war-targetsGǪ but the response from our members suggested that they really enjoyed the last POCO defence fleets and roams, so as long as RvB members are having fun I donGÇÖt mind RvB entering the war again if Goonswarm needs assistance (they really donGÇÖt even need our help). If RvB members did not enjoy it, we would not do it; some of the members who lost expensive pods were the most vocal advocates for continuing the war. We laugh at them for losing expensive pods and they laugh too (Just probably not as much).
The killboard statistics which you seem to post. We simply donGÇÖt care. Posting an RvB war report is like posting a BNI war report. You seem to be the only person in New Eden who does not know that RvB is not playing a risk-averse PvP game here. The only time we post a killboard report is if we win against people who are trying to play an ISK efficiency game, because that stuff both amuses and surprises us.
I've come to the conclusion that you have kept this entire charade going purely because you like the attention... Honestly, thatGÇÖs my current thoughts. Otherwise, I can not see the benefits from your standpoint.
By trying to crush this 'evil Goon regime' you've gone ahead and proven that goons are not bad guys at all, and at the same time... proven what a rude ignorant person you can be.
The way I see this; Marmites win. They get their same wars AND get paid. RvB wins. They get more things to shoot, for free. Goons win. They keep their POCOs. Gevlon, you might even win at this, because you get the attention you seem to crave. It's your new alliance members which I feel sorry for. They appear to be fighting your personal vendetta against GoonswarmGǪ Which has now suddenly shifted to RvB for some nonsensical reason. I could say more on this but I will give you the benefit of the doubt. I will make the precarious assumption that outside of this pointless propaganda posting that you are a sensible and reasonable person.
All I can further say is that you have a lot to learn when it comes to the area of PR and running a community appropriately. If you would like to respond to me Gevlon, IGÇÖm happy to listen to your private chat in-game or on Skype. Otherwise your future public posts and questions directed at RvB command will sadly be falling on deaf ears.
Thank you again for all the PvP content, FallenTitan Blue Republic CEO
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Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
2100
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Posted - 2014.02.20 09:54:00 -
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In before Gevlon meltdown... oh wait, 52 minutes too late. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=318489 - Proposal for a new type of tech 2 Destroyer If you want to mine in highsec, read www.minerbumping.com. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
157
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Posted - 2014.02.20 10:01:00 -
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Muhaha.
"We don't really care who we shoot" as long they are called "The Marmite Collective" and is shooting Goonswarm Federation.
Honestly, I can believe that this FallenTitan guy is just another honest mark who didn't see what's going on under his nose. After all we are talking about 9 wars over 14 months. Every other month the Goon spy (who probably has "P.C." as initials) contacted him, "Hey, I found a fun war, shall we join?", and he said "Yeah, sure!".
The Goon wars were buried under half hundred of zero-kill wars, and without a detailed list (which isn't the favorite thing "the most chilled easy-going guys") you can't notice that the other wars have no fighting and the wars with actual kills are always protecting GSF, usually against Marmite.
I have to confess that even I didn't see this coming. I made the Blue war database to prove that RvB usually don't fight that many wars and the intensity of the Marmite-Lemmings permawar is too much for them. Which is by the way true, as 2013 had 345B worth of voluntary wars and 2014 already has 158B and it's not even the end of Februrary. When I sorted the wars by value I was like "WHAT????"
However me not knowing is no excuse for RvB directors. It was their job to know. If they didn't notice, they are incompetent. If they knew and did nothing, they are traitors and scammers of newbies. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
521
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Posted - 2014.02.20 10:03:00 -
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^^ How is that a meltdown?
Anyhow, RVB claiming to be only in a mutual defense pact since POCO changes and Gevlon proving that there is some real goon puppeteering of RVB going on since way before that.
Can't wait to see what comes from this discussion.
D.
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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
328
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Posted - 2014.02.20 10:07:00 -
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Danalee wrote:^^ How is that a meltdown?
Not a meltdown. Just serious spaceship business.
eve-bazaar - I'm not associated with them, but support it as a worthwhile service |

Enya Dorne
21
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Posted - 2014.02.20 10:10:00 -
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Gevlon I am trying to comprehend the "stupid" in your last couple posts, you know if you are clearly better at managing a corporation and concerned about ISK efficiency and KB, why aren't you control of some of the largest high or low-sec entities why have all your previous endeavors not turned out so sweet?
Why do we need another thread of the same topic? |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
8
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Posted - 2014.02.20 10:17:00 -
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Enya Dorne wrote:Gevlon I am trying to comprehend the "stupid" in your last couple posts, you know if you are clearly better at managing a corporation and concerned about ISK efficiency and KB, why aren't you control of some of the largest high or low-sec entities why have all your previous endeavors not turned out so sweet?
Why do we need another thread of the same topic?
Cos hes only been doing it 8 weeks not 8 years? give it time before you use that particular rock. It wont work yet. |

Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
2100
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Posted - 2014.02.20 10:41:00 -
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I've come to the conclusion from this thread that Gevlon Goblin is actually a Goon spy.
The reason: Goonswarm know, and are open about the fact, that nullsec wars are won and lost by virtue of winning the morale battle.
Now Mr Goblin's posts have no effect on the morale of the CFC's enemies. But for the Goons - these tears and this apparent meltdown of a well known player are pure gold, the nectar they thrive on.
Now Mr Goblin has (intermittently at least) demonstrated intelligence in-game, despite pretending to be a fool with threads like these. He's not fooling me, I know he has a brain. As such he must be merely feigning this stupidity, knowing that - as long as he is not uncovered - he will be entertaining Goons and hence encouraging them to play more and more, helping the CFC win its wars.
Notice that Mr Goblin has declined to take steps that would actively hurt the CFC war effort, such as purchasing Pandemic Legion some replacement Titans. Instead he has inflicted an amount of damage that, whilst it would be devastating to most corporations, would barely scratch Mynnna's wallet, much less the CFC's warchest, and in doing so, he has motivated more and more Goons to log on and laugh at his feigned idiocy.
Mr Goblin, you have been exposed as a Goon spy! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=318489 - Proposal for a new type of tech 2 Destroyer If you want to mine in highsec, read www.minerbumping.com. |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
10
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Posted - 2014.02.20 10:45:00 -
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Sabriz Adoudel wrote:I've come to the conclusion from this thread that Gevlon Goblin is actually a Goon spy.
The reason: Goonswarm know, and are open about the fact, that nullsec wars are won and lost by virtue of winning the morale battle.
Now Mr Goblin's posts have no effect on the morale of the CFC's enemies. But for the Goons - these tears and this apparent meltdown of a well known player are pure gold, the nectar they thrive on.
Now Mr Goblin has (intermittently at least) demonstrated intelligence in-game, despite pretending to be a fool with threads like these. He's not fooling me, I know he has a brain. As such he must be merely feigning this stupidity, knowing that - as long as he is not uncovered - he will be entertaining Goons and hence encouraging them to play more and more, helping the CFC win its wars.
Notice that Mr Goblin has declined to take steps that would actively hurt the CFC war effort, such as purchasing Pandemic Legion some replacement Titans. Instead he has inflicted an amount of damage that, whilst it would be devastating to most corporations, would barely scratch Mynnna's wallet, much less the CFC's warchest, and in doing so, he has motivated more and more Goons to log on and laugh at his feigned idiocy.
Mr Goblin, you have been exposed as a Goon spy!
but but but!!!! thats brilliant! Im chewing my finger nails now, cant wait for the next chapter! What are we doing tomorrow night Gevlon? "tomorrow night we are going to take over the world...."
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Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
10
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Posted - 2014.02.20 10:47:00 -
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Sorry occurs to me that last might be lost on some people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mPrhwpZ-8 pinky and the brain. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
80
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Posted - 2014.02.20 10:51:00 -
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So Gevlon thinks he knows rvb better than they do themselves. In addition to knowing Cfc better than they do despite never being in either one. On does he base his claims? On some war stats mixed with insane assumptions. In adult conversations there's an obvious rule: don't try to be an expert on things you know nothing about. |

Capt Starfox
Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team
577
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Posted - 2014.02.20 11:03:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:words You're such a killjoy. Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet |

Johan March
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
100
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Posted - 2014.02.20 12:26:00 -
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I wonder how long it will take for Gevlon to declare EVE University to be the scourge of EVE online and come up with pages and pages of text and excel spreadsheets and pie charts to attempt to prove his point. |

Big Lynx
The Gun Runners Space Warriors
217
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Posted - 2014.02.20 12:29:00 -
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This guy definitly played too much WoW. but i am always amused about this pubie |

Froggy Storm
Paxton Industries Gentlemen's Agreement
184
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Posted - 2014.02.20 12:56:00 -
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This is excellent. While sitting in the hell camp Lyris explained just what the "Dunning Kruger" effect is. And here I get to see it applied.
Thanks. |

Bumsicle Wedgie
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2014.02.20 13:08:00 -
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Johan March wrote:EVE University to be the scourge of EVE online.
Everyone already knows this. Keep up please. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
82
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Posted - 2014.02.20 13:46:00 -
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Froggy Storm wrote:This is excellent. While sitting in the hell camp Lyris explained just what the "Dunning Kruger" effect is. And here I get to see it applied.
Thanks. Pure goblin. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
521
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Posted - 2014.02.20 14:01:00 -
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Pete Butcher wrote:Froggy Storm wrote:This is excellent. While sitting in the hell camp Lyris explained just what the "Dunning Kruger" effect is. And here I get to see it applied.
Thanks. Pure goblin.
Try not to shoot the messenger all the time... It's silly. Try tackling the message for once? The Dunning Kruger effect label could just as easily be stamped on you, think about it (I know...);
Dunning and Kruger proposed that, for a given skill, incompetent people will: tend to overestimate their own level of skill; Check. fail to recognize genuine skill in others; Check fail to recognize the extremity of their inadequacy; Check recognize and acknowledge their own previous lack of skill, if they are exposed to training for that skill; pending...
Has RVB been used as goon hisec muscle or not? Are the wars coincidence or not? Are they paid for it? Is it for good fights? Why be covert about all that? etc...
D.
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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3745
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Posted - 2014.02.20 14:05:00 -
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Came expecting a wonderful story of a massive Eve Online scam.
Read a bunch of garbage about RVB supposedly scamming by having their guys shoot different targets than they signed up for.
Left feeling like I actually stopped on a street corner to listen to some drunk's story about black helicopters, aliens, etc. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
82
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Posted - 2014.02.20 14:17:00 -
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Danalee wrote:[quote Butcher] Froggy Storm wrote:This is excellent. While sitting in the hell camp Lyris explained just what the "Dunning Kruger" effect is. And here I get to see it applied.
Thanks. Pure goblin.
Try not to shoot the messenger all the time... It's silly. Try tackling the message for once? The Dunning Kruger effect label could just as easily be stamped on you, think about it (I know...);
Dunning and Kruger proposed that, for a given skill, incompetent people will: tend to overestimate their own level of skill; Check. fail to recognize genuine skill in others; Check fail to recognize the extremity of their inadequacy; Check recognize and acknowledge their own previous lack of skill, if they are exposed to training for that skill; pending...
Has RVB been used as goon hisec muscle or not? Are the wars coincidence or not? Are they paid for it? Is it for good fights? Why be covert about all that? etc...
D.
[/quote] I never seriously claim superiority, nor classify people into ladder placing myself on top, so you pretty much missed the mark. The reason I came to these threads is because I detest such people, which Gevlon is a prime example of. If he was being sarcastic/ironic, fine, but he is all serious. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
521
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Posted - 2014.02.20 14:24:00 -
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Pete Butcher wrote:I never seriously claim superiority, nor classify people into ladder placing myself on top, so you pretty much missed the mark. The reason I came to these threads is because I detest such people, which Gevlon is a prime example of. If he was being sarcastic/ironic, fine, but he is all serious. .
Ok, so you say you never seriously claim superiority, nor classify people into a ladder placing yourself on top, followed by claiming you are superior to mister Goblin because you know he is not ironic anywhere... Meanwhile ignoring the facts presented, prefering to keep shooting the messenger.
Got it.
D.
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Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
440
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Posted - 2014.02.20 14:26:00 -
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This thread sucks.
Goblin, even if your correct, and RVB are some massive goon puppet entity... who cares? And furthermore, the idea of it being some type of "scam" unto its own membership is just silly. TMK they dont pay to join RVB, and most of their pilots just wanna shoot something and have fun. Im not seeing where the "scam" part is. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
521
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Posted - 2014.02.20 14:42:00 -
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Leto Thule wrote:This thread sucks.
Goblin, even if your correct, and RVB are some massive goon puppet entity... who cares? And furthermore, the idea of it being some type of "scam" unto its own membership is just silly. TMK they dont pay to join RVB, and most of their pilots just wanna shoot something and have fun. Im not seeing where the "scam" part is.
If it proves true, which at the moment, given the data (and the fact nobody cares to claim otherwise, instead shooting the messenger ad nauseum) it is, than the scam is where newbies are lured into a fun wargame group under false pretenses and promptly brainwashed into goon hisec sock-puppets and thrown under the bus.
Would all RVB members be in RVB if they knew they were just goon hisec cannon fodder?
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2555
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Posted - 2014.02.20 14:57:00 -
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Danalee wrote:Leto Thule wrote:This thread sucks.
Goblin, even if your correct, and RVB are some massive goon puppet entity... who cares? And furthermore, the idea of it being some type of "scam" unto its own membership is just silly. TMK they dont pay to join RVB, and most of their pilots just wanna shoot something and have fun. Im not seeing where the "scam" part is. If it proves true, which at the moment, given the data (and the fact nobody cares to claim otherwise, instead shooting the messenger ad nauseum) it is, than the scam is where newbies are lured into a fun wargame group under false pretenses and promptly brainwashed into goon hisec sock-puppets and thrown under the bus. Would all RVB members be in RVB if they knew they were just goon hisec cannon fodder? Actually, plenty of people have been claiming this as not true, from the start. On his forum, I've even presented reasoning why and where to go to look up stats to support it. The thing is Gevlon has no interest in fact. Like most conspiracy theorists, he has a preconceived conclusion and is blind to any data that does not support it. Like for example RvB venturing into goon space to kill goons. He also refuses to acknowledge that if his reasoning were followed, then many other groups would also be "pets". PL, BL and even TEST have had cooperative dealings with goons.
As for his reasoning, it's clear. He's trying to come up with a reason why his enemies should just disband. I mean just read his posts. Last week it was trying to tell us CFC how we're being used by the evil goon rat squad. Now that he's realised that we're a tight knit group and we actually know each other, he's trying to pick RvB. Next week when RvB line members have dismissed all this nonsense posting, he'll find something else he can try to claim as a reason to split up. It's actually quite sad that he feels so strongly about it that he needs to spend all of his time copying out scraps of data to do this kind of thing.
With the "attacks", since he prides himself on calling everyone he's against a moron, he should be able to take the same in return, especially when his posting degrades to this level. If you can't take it, don't dish it out. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
521
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Posted - 2014.02.20 15:04:00 -
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Ok Lucas, can you present said stats here, please? I'm talking about stats that dismis the following;
Can you see the running theme here? Except for self defense wars, E-UNI and Brave Newbies war and dummy wars without actual fighting, every single war of Blue Republic was in defense of Goonswarm Federation. Red is doing the same of course, since they join wars together.
If not... Is there another explenation for this than goons using RVB as hisec cannonfodder for quite some time? That's all I want to see straight.
For the rest, there are indeed many things that could be seen as propaganda, assumptions and personal opinions in the blog and threads but I prefer not to dig into those too much. That area is covered quite good already 
D.

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Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
82
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Posted - 2014.02.20 15:04:00 -
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Danalee wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:I never seriously claim superiority, nor classify people into ladder placing myself on top, so you pretty much missed the mark. The reason I came to these threads is because I detest such people, which Gevlon is a prime example of. If he was being sarcastic/ironic, fine, but he is all serious. . Ok, so you say you never seriously claim superiority, nor classify people into a ladder placing yourself on top, followed by claiming you are superior to mister Goblin because you know he is not ironic anywhere... Meanwhile ignoring the facts presented, prefering to keep shooting the messenger from your selfmade position of superiority (you detest people like him). Got it. D.  If this is a troll attempt, I won't fall for it. If not, putting words into someone's mouth is a sign of weakness in arguments. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
521
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Posted - 2014.02.20 15:07:00 -
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^^ What?
Who put these words in your mouth?
Pete Butcher wrote: The reason I came to these threads is because I detest such people, which Gevlon is a prime example of. If he was being sarcastic/ironic, fine, but he is all serious.
D.
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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
161
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Posted - 2014.02.20 15:13:00 -
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Leto Thule wrote:This thread sucks.
Goblin, even if your correct, and RVB are some massive goon puppet entity... who cares? And furthermore, the idea of it being some type of "scam" unto its own membership is just silly. TMK they dont pay to join RVB, and most of their pilots just wanna shoot something and have fun. Im not seeing where the "scam" part is.
Let me simplify why is it a scam: what RvB offers The truth |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
442
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Posted - 2014.02.20 15:17:00 -
[32] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Leto Thule wrote:This thread sucks.
Goblin, even if your correct, and RVB are some massive goon puppet entity... who cares? And furthermore, the idea of it being some type of "scam" unto its own membership is just silly. TMK they dont pay to join RVB, and most of their pilots just wanna shoot something and have fun. Im not seeing where the "scam" part is. If it proves true, which at the moment, given the data (and the fact nobody cares to claim otherwise, instead shooting the messenger ad nauseum) it is, than the scam is where newbies are lured into a fun wargame group under false pretenses and promptly brainwashed into goon hisec sock-puppets and thrown under the bus. Would all RVB members be in RVB if they knew they were just goon hisec cannon fodder? D. 
Honestly, I wouldnt think they would care. If I were to join an organization with the purpose of blowing up ships and having my ship blown up along with them, politics for some faraway nullsec empire would not concern me. Id still be getting the fights. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

The Groundskeeper
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
194
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:18:00 -
[33] - Quote
Buzz buzz imma goony puppetmasta |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2557
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:19:00 -
[34] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Ok Lucas, can you present said stats here, please? I'm talking about stats that dismis the following; Can you see the running theme here? Except for self defense wars, E-UNI and Brave Newbies war and dummy wars without actual fighting, every single war of Blue Republic was in defense of Goonswarm Federation. Red is doing the same of course, since they join wars together.If not... Is there another explenation for this than goons using RVB as hisec cannonfodder for quite some time? That's all I want to see straight. For the rest, there are indeed many things that could be seen as propaganda, assumptions and personal opinions in the blog and threads but I prefer not to dig into those too much. That area is covered quite good already  I'm not at home so I can;t log on and look at wartime stats. But I'd question how much war stats alone describes the activities of the alliance. If they roam in low or null, which we know they do, then they wouldn't declare war.
I don't suppose there are many groups in high sec that RvB would really want to declare war on specifically. Most are either small corps or alliances, not worth the time or wardec alliances that will inevitably wardec them at some point down the line. I do however know that goons and RvB have had dealings in the past, in much the same way that goons have had dealings with many other alliances. CSM members are in leadership positions in both alliances, so there's no surprise that communication and diplomacy occurs. But going from that to "they are pets" is a pretty massive leap with.
It's like if I flipped a normal coin twice and it was heads both times, I could take that limited information and claim quite rightly that the coin will always be heads when I flip it. I could then further claim that all coins of the same type would behave in the same way, thus they would always be heads. Nothing in that is fundamentally wrong, and the data supports my conclusion, but it's obviously incorrect. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
87
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:20:00 -
[35] - Quote
Danalee wrote:^^ What? Who put these words in your mouth? Pete Butcher wrote: The reason I came to these threads is because I detest such people, which Gevlon is a prime example of. If he was being sarcastic/ironic, fine, but he is all serious.
D. 
Maybe it's because English is not my native language or something, but detest=dislike, not claiming superiority. |

Powers Sa
942
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:22:00 -
[36] - Quote
Nobody cares, gevlon. You haven't taken any pocos yet. Quit trying to build a false narrative to cover up your ineptitude. lol |

flakeys
The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc
2055
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:22:00 -
[37] - Quote
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:In before Gevlon meltdown... oh wait, 52 minutes too late.
Make that a year at least too late ...
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
|

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
144
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:23:00 -
[38] - Quote
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:Mr Goblin, you have been exposed as a Goon spy!
I've often heard it said, "If Gevlon Goblin didn't exist, we would have to invent him." He really is one of the better sources of humor and entertainment in high sec. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2557
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:24:00 -
[39] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:Danalee wrote:^^ What? Who put these words in your mouth? Pete Butcher wrote: The reason I came to these threads is because I detest such people, which Gevlon is a prime example of. If he was being sarcastic/ironic, fine, but he is all serious.
Maybe it's because English is not my native language or something, but detest=dislike, not claiming superiority. As an Englishman (from England and everything!), I claim rights to that language and can confirm that detesting and/or disliking someone is in no way claiming superiority. It is in fact possible to detest/dislike someone that is superior, sometimes even because they are superior.
In this case it's more likely to be because Gevlon is a moronic tit, and Pete is in all likelihood superior. But that's beside the point. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
541
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:25:00 -
[40] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Leto Thule wrote:This thread sucks.
Goblin, even if your correct, and RVB are some massive goon puppet entity... who cares? And furthermore, the idea of it being some type of "scam" unto its own membership is just silly. TMK they dont pay to join RVB, and most of their pilots just wanna shoot something and have fun. Im not seeing where the "scam" part is. If it proves true, which at the moment, given the data (and the fact nobody cares to claim otherwise, instead shooting the messenger ad nauseum) it is, than the scam is where newbies are lured into a fun wargame group under false pretenses and promptly brainwashed into goon hisec sock-puppets and thrown under the bus. Would all RVB members be in RVB if they knew they were just goon hisec cannon fodder? D.  must...resist...mustn't agree with Danalee...mustn't...
Quoted as fair comment & question.
F#ck.
Would you like to know more? |

Bumsicle Wedgie
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
6
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:33:00 -
[41] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:This thread sucks.
You said it, bro.
|

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6573
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:34:00 -
[42] - Quote
im so glad gevlon decided to branch out to attempting propaganda
its just so amazing Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
729
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:36:00 -
[43] - Quote
Any chance of the data? Fluffy Bunny Pic! |

Domino Artan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
11
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:36:00 -
[44] - Quote
This thread as potential. |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
442
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:36:00 -
[45] - Quote
The Groundskeeper wrote:Buzz buzz imma goony puppetmasta
+1 for bat country... miss fightin you guys in Heyd.... Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Benny Therios
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Fatal Ascension
16
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:44:00 -
[46] - Quote
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:I've come to the conclusion from this thread that Gevlon Goblin is actually a Goon spy.
The reason: Goonswarm know, and are open about the fact, that nullsec wars are won and lost by virtue of winning the morale battle.
Now Mr Goblin's posts have no effect on the morale of the CFC's enemies. But for the Goons - these tears and this apparent meltdown of a well known player are pure gold, the nectar they thrive on.
Now Mr Goblin has (intermittently at least) demonstrated intelligence in-game, despite pretending to be a fool with threads like these. He's not fooling me, I know he has a brain. As such he must be merely feigning this stupidity, knowing that - as long as he is not uncovered - he will be entertaining Goons and hence encouraging them to play more and more, helping the CFC win its wars.
Notice that Mr Goblin has declined to take steps that would actively hurt the CFC war effort, such as purchasing Pandemic Legion some replacement Titans. Instead he has inflicted an amount of damage that, whilst it would be devastating to most corporations, would barely scratch Mynnna's wallet, much less the CFC's warchest, and in doing so, he has motivated more and more Goons to log on and laugh at his feigned idiocy.
Mr Goblin, you have been exposed as a Goon spy!
Best post of 2014. I'm calling it now.
Everyone else, get out. Take the rest of the year off. We're done.
|

Pew Terror
Green Associates
81
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:46:00 -
[47] - Quote
Learn to read a publicly available killboard and tell me again that RvB doesnt deliver to be the number one entity for spaceship explosions by FAR:
zKillboard Top10 Feb2014 |

Mangala Solaris
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
906
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:48:00 -
[48] - Quote
Why miss off the wars with blue/red as defender? Don't like those numbers? They do not make the point you wish to make with such child like massaging of numbers?
Where is the breakdown of the RvB damage done & received in the wars you use to say that RvB is a Goon affair?
Why not highlight the wars that blue didnt start with an entity directly but that entity left the target alliance (ally or directly aggressed), or is the lack of differentiation a sign of how little you (and the failed pvpers & so called "Mercs" that make up your supporters in vegemite commune. Although I suppose taking your isk makes them mercs in the loosest reading of the word.) understand about how war mechanics work?
Why claim the numbers do not exist for every pre 2013 war? When they do. I am looking at them right now in game. (The cut off for numbers was Inferno itself - so summer 2012 - when these reports landed) However the kills do show on every war going back further, so maybe learn to count. I would love to see you go back to 2009, I am interested. Dissect everyone of our 600,000 total kills and make it all about your obsession. Will keep you from killing & eating hookers at least.
And to answer a comment from your blog:
Quote:But just for you: War: The Marmite Collective vs. Goonswarm Federation; 144; 20 is 2013/03/30 - 05/25 Definitely not POCO.
Thats RvB getting their jollies on during Burn Jita. Unlike many of the grr goons/grr nullsec/failed pvper/hubcamping retards that live in highsec, we both aided Goon - so many dumb hicks buy the grr goons line, they make for excellent targets during BJ - and shot them and all their friends who showed up. We've had a good crack during BJ. And hope for bigger & better one during 2014.
For future reference: Remember, ally periods are 2 weeks, so please refine your numbers and present them using tables and clear formatting. No wonder hicks fall for your schtick, you bamboozle them with a near incomprehensible wall of shite. Allys can enter a war after 4 hours. Hit those POCOs sooner my good man. Ever need a competent FC that understands war mechanics, I am available for 5 billion per fight + an FC proteus. Mangala Undocked |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6574
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:55:00 -
[49] - Quote
look based on this single war that i did not bother to research i have conclusively proven an 8000 man alliance is puppetmastered by the goonies
how dare you challenge that assertion Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
161
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:57:00 -
[50] - Quote
Mangala Solaris wrote:Why miss off the wars with blue/red as defender? Don't like those numbers? Because those wars are not your decision. You are accountable for your own actions, not actions done to you.
But please, dear Goon pet, show me ONE war, where RvB choose to engage a CFC entity.
Mangala Solaris wrote:Where is the breakdown of the RvB damage done & received in the wars you use to say that RvB is a Goon affair? The 2013 killboard is being downloaded as we chat here. So somewhere next week everyone can see what alliances you targeted. But something tells me, you already know what will I find, right?
You are scamming genuine newbies to be cannonfodder to Marmite collective to get some time for your masters. Seriously dude, The Mittani is the symbol of honor and decency next to you. |

Mangala Solaris
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
906
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 15:59:00 -
[51] - Quote
You missed one trick.
Never posted this in GD, you should you know.
And oddly we dont dec nullsec entities as we usually want to fight people and null groups have little organised presence in highsec, not kill their newbies in hulks or their freighter alts like thats some sort of challenge. The few exceptions to our want to fight people line are POCO wars & our POS removal service (im sure you can spin that latter, Im interested in how fast :D). Mangala Undocked |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
136
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:00:00 -
[52] - Quote
(this is a repost with some edits)
Onward to the rebuttal. You've done a good job parsing most of those wars and boiling them down to see what they are and which one are "interesting". Unfortunately, that is where you stumbled. As I said previously, I'm not just going to say you are wrong, I'm going to demonstrate why.
War: D A R K Homeworld vs. Goonswarm Federation; 9.9; 4 War: TinkerTown Terrorists vs. Goonswarm Federation;2.5;2.8 War: D A R K Homeworld vs. Goonswarm Federation;9.8;3.4
These are all POCO wars, and thus are in the Nov-Dec period. RvB has a mutual poco defense pact, one that has benefited us.
War: The Marmite Collective vs. Blohm and Voss Shipyards Alliance; 13.1; 2
A bit of research would have told you what Blohm and Voss was. It's not me to tell whom these folks are, but your conclusion is wrong. Of course you are correct that Blohm and Voss is in nullsec with the Goons' permission, but you completely misunderstood why RvB joined that war.
War: The Marmite Collective vs. Goonswarm Federation; 144; 20
This is the one I really would like to see the date. Edit: thanks Mang! Now I know what this is, we took part in burn Jita, big deal.
So what do we have here? All very recent action, all of it either POCO war (due to our mutual POCO defence pact) or wars of a defensive nature. This isn't "always"!.
Yet, based on these recent conflicts, you have determined that RvB, an organization that started in 2009, *was created as a goon high sec arm*!?!?
The goons HAVE a high sec arm - it's called Miniluv. Another less known arm is - gasp - the new order, a group you supported a while ago did you not?
These dark conspiracies are built on flim flam. You reach logical conclusions based on flawed premises - ergo not sound at all |

Mangala Solaris
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
906
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:03:00 -
[53] - Quote
And please look back over all 4 years. I can give you data dumps of our own api fed killboards for the small sum of 10 billion isk per year. Mangala Undocked |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
136
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:05:00 -
[54] - Quote
I would also like to add that I rejoined Eve after a 3 year break specifically to join RvB. It has far exceeded my expectations. You are doing Eve a disservice with these silly allegations. |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3752
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:05:00 -
[55] - Quote
Gevlon alt spotted asking GD where to find an essential tool for victory:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=323549
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2980
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:08:00 -
[56] - Quote
So I need two things explained here.
- How do five cherrypicked wars in the past three months explain how a group that's existed in modern form since 2009 is really a Goonswarm front, and
- Why, if the actions of marmite, lemmings, and other highsec wardec corps against our random idiots wandering highsec are as damaging as Gevlon (and indeed the killers themselves) like to claim they are, we haven't protected ourselves for the past three years by having RvB permadec them.
I posted this to Gevlon's blog but he didn't let it through, clearly proving that it blows a big hole in his premise. Too bad he was so proud of himself that he came to blow his own horn in a place where he doesn't control the comments. Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
521
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:09:00 -
[57] - Quote
Mangala Solaris wrote:Angry rant with some useful info hidden in it. Wow... And here I was voting and vouching for you for CSM... So I'm a ****** by your standards now and you guys like all forms of pvp except with the vegemite ( ) retards... noted.
Louis Robichaud, Thanks for the rebuttal, it looks to be in order. My inquiry has been answered. Now unless new old data proves the trend, I think we can close this thought process.
D. Out 
 |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
161
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:11:00 -
[58] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote: These are all POCO wars, and thus are in the Nov-Dec period. RvB has a mutual poco defense pact, one that has benefited us.
So your answer to "you are Goon pets" is "we are Goon allies"? Great.
Louis Robichaud wrote: I would also like to add that I rejoined Eve after a 3 year break specifically to join RvB. It has far exceeded my expectations. You are doing Eve a disservice with these silly allegations.
Because It does a great service to EVE to recruit newbies who can barely figure out their overview and a few frigates is all their assets and marching them against the best highsec PvP alliance in the game. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6577
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:11:00 -
[59] - Quote
i enjoy trolling gevlon in his blog comments, knowing he won't publish them but knowing they enrage him
but i enjoy people doing it here more where he can't get that tiny feeling of power by censoring it
thanks for reposting this here gevlon it's sure to go as well as the last thread Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2559
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:15:00 -
[60] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:and marching them against the best highsec PvP alliance in the game. Who is this "best highsec PvP alliance" you speak of? The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2980
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:20:00 -
[61] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:mynnna wrote:So I need two things explained here. How do five cherrypicked wars in the past three months explain how a group that's existed in modern form since 2009 is really a Goonswarm front,
It's not 5, it's 8. It's not in 3 months but in all 2013 and 14. It's not cherry-picked, every single war were processed. The E-UNI and BNI wars were explicitly mentioned. Just like the 74 dummy wars with barely any kills.
So you admit your case falls apart when you remember that RvB has existed for almost five years now, then.
And I wonder how many of your supposed "dummy" wars were actually just RvB taking POCOs away from people in the past few months  Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
347
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:21:00 -
[62] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:and marching them against the best highsec PvP alliance in the game. Who is this "best highsec PvP alliance" you speak of?
I think he means marmite. They're the Best pvpers in the same sense that he annointed himself best pvper of all time after suicide ganking all those mining barges last year.
As for data, Gevlon should have really taken the easy step of searching for goonswarm federation on the RvB killboard, he would have seen that we kill each other quite freely. In fact, goon territory is a favorite hunting ground for Mang's ganked roams. You can see all the relevant data here: http://purple.rvbeve.com/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=35
I understand why he'd ignore 0.0 kills to focus on highsec wars though, never let the facts get in the way of a good story! |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
443
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:22:00 -
[63] - Quote
Teh suk....
It grows....
Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
2518
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:26:00 -
[64] - Quote
i was there for the war of the mate
the bonds of mateship are not easily broken |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
161
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:28:00 -
[65] - Quote
"No valid alliance id specified."
Professor Clio wrote:I understand why he'd ignore 0.0 kills to focus on highsec wars though, never let the facts get in the way of a good story! 1: I didn't "ignore", I just have no data, yet 2: the directors can't control who goes nullsec and does what. But you can control who are war targets. I never claimed that the whole RvB is a bunch of Goon spies. The opposite. They are honest new players and casuals who joined for organized and cheap PvP and instead used as decoy and cannon fodder for Goons against Marmite.
|

Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
2518
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:31:00 -
[66] - Quote
eveo breaks those wiggly ampersand things in urls
remove the amp; |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
543
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:33:00 -
[67] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: .... marching them against the best highsec PvP alliance in the game.
Was a fan, for entertainments sake...but now he lost me... -1....
(Marmite) is the best highsec pvp alliance by which measure exactly?
If its coarse-grained statistics like total raw kills you are using (akin to clubbing re!arded children over the head as they stumble out of trade hubs), I would respectfully question your assertion of 'best'.
In short, once you inject any form of qualitative measure into such an assertion I would not highlight marmite as 'the best' hisec pvp alliance. Not as bold as to say we are, but there sure as f#ck are several hisec pvp alliances that consistently win wars against marmite. You might get away with saying they are the biggest, but hell-to-the-no on best.
Its important such assertions are corrected, there may be children watching...
F
Would you like to know more? |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2559
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:35:00 -
[68] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:"No valid alliance id specified." Genius... Learn to forum. EVE-O forums remove ampersands from query strings, so you have to copy-paste the links.
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Professor Clio wrote:I understand why he'd ignore 0.0 kills to focus on highsec wars though, never let the facts get in the way of a good story! 1: I didn't "ignore", I just have no data, yet Oh, lack of data? Yeah, that's not a problem at all. When you have lack of data, just fill the gaps with assumptions... right?
Gevlon Goblin wrote:2: the directors can't control who goes nullsec and does what. But you can control who are war targets. I never claimed that the whole RvB is a bunch of Goon spies. The opposite. They are honest new players and casuals who joined for organized and cheap PvP and instead used as decoy and cannon fodder for Goons against Marmite. Just because you guys are dumb enough to think that war deccing a null group is an amazingly clever idea, doesn't mean everyone does. I don't think RvB get their kicks from camping gates and stations for hours on end. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2560
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:41:00 -
[69] - Quote
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: .... marching them against the best highsec PvP alliance in the game.
Was a fan, for entertainments sake...but now he lost me... -1.... (Marmite) is the best highsec pvp alliance by which measure exactly? If its coarse-grained statistics like total raw kills you are using (akin to clubbing re!arded children over the head as they stumble out of trade hubs), I would respectfully question your assertion of 'best'. In short, once you inject any form of qualitative measure into such an assertion I would not highlight marmite as 'the best' hisec pvp alliance. Not as bold as to say we are, but there sure as f#ck are several hisec pvp alliances that consistently win wars against marmite. You might get away with saying they are the biggest, but hell-to-the-no on best. Its important such assertions are corrected, there may be children watching... F Silly Feyd! Didn't you know, raw killboard isk numbers are the ONLY metric (until that no longer serves his purpose). Actual ability has nothing to do with it.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:42:00 -
[70] - Quote
Mangala Solaris wrote:Why miss off the wars with blue/red as defender? Don't like those numbers? They do not make the point you wish to make with such child like massaging of numbers? Where is the breakdown of the RvB damage done & received in the wars you use to say that RvB is a Goon affair? Why not highlight the wars that blue didnt start with an entity directly but that entity left the target alliance (ally or directly aggressed), or is the lack of differentiation a sign of how little you (and the failed pvpers & so called "Mercs" that make up your supporters in vegemite commune. Although I suppose taking your isk makes them mercs in the loosest reading of the word.) understand about how war mechanics work? Why claim the numbers do not exist for every pre 2013 war? When they do. I am looking at them right now in game. (The cut off for numbers was Inferno itself - so summer 2012 - when these reports landed) However the kills do show on every war going back further, so maybe learn to count. I would love to see you go back to 2009, I am interested. Dissect everyone of our 600,000 total kills and make it all about your obsession. Will keep you from killing & eating hookers at least. And to answer a comment from your blog: Quote:But just for you: War: The Marmite Collective vs. Goonswarm Federation; 144; 20 is 2013/03/30 - 05/25 Definitely not POCO. Thats RvB getting their jollies on during Burn Jita. Unlike many of the grr goons/grr nullsec/failed pvper/hubcamping retards that live in highsec, we both aided Goon - so many dumb hicks buy the grr goons line, they make for excellent targets during BJ - and shot them and all their friends who showed up. We've had a good crack during BJ. And hope for bigger & better one during 2014. For future reference: Remember, ally periods are 2 weeks, so please refine your numbers and present them using tables and clear formatting. No wonder hicks fall for your schtick, you bamboozle them with a near incomprehensible wall of shite. Allys can enter a war after 4 hours. Hit those POCOs sooner my good man. Ever need a competent FC that understands war mechanics, I am available for 5 billion per fight + an FC proteus.
Sorry I can't read anything you post about after reading you talking about editing your kill board to make purples losses not look as bad. It does show why you guys always link your board instead of a neutral one. type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

Mangala Solaris
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
911
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:46:00 -
[71] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:every single war were processed..
No it isnt. You limited it aggressive wars by your own admission. make up the part of the mind you are using today?
And it's was. Not were. One would hope your education at least covered correct English?
And Danalee, I still love you guys (Would I have asked you guys to let me write about you last week if I didnt?), you just get tarred with the rather large annoyed at stupid brush I use when dealing with stupid. Mangala Undocked |

Mangala Solaris
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
911
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:47:00 -
[72] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:
Sorry I can't read anything you post about after reading you talking about editing your kill board to make purples losses not look as bad. It does show why you guys always link your board instead of a neutral one.
Proof? Mangala Undocked |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
138
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:48:00 -
[73] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote: These are all POCO wars, and thus are in the Nov-Dec period. RvB has a mutual poco defense pact, one that has benefited us.
So your answer to "you are Goon pets" is "we are Goon allies"? Great. Louis Robichaud wrote: I would also like to add that I rejoined Eve after a 3 year break specifically to join RvB. It has far exceeded my expectations. You are doing Eve a disservice with these silly allegations.
Because It does a great service to EVE to recruit newbies who can barely figure out their overview and a few frigates is all their assets and marching them against the best highsec PvP alliance in the game. .
We teach newbies how to pvp *and* how not to be afraid of losing ships, IE not to be carebears that never fight.
Marmite is *really good * at what they do... But calling them best PvP alliance is ludicrous. |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:48:00 -
[74] - Quote
Mangala Solaris wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:every single war were processed.. No it isnt. You limited it aggressive wars by your own admission. make up the part of the mind you are using today? And it's was. Not were. One would hope your education at least covered correct English? And Danalee, I still love you guys (Would I have asked you guys to let me write about you last week if I didnt?), you just get tarred with the rather large annoyed at stupid brush I use when dealing with stupid.
Still did not read it but hey you should go change some prices on purples kill board so you guys look better. Last time you did not do a good enough job. type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2560
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:50:00 -
[75] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Still did not read it but hey you should go change some prices on purples kill board so you guys look better. Last time you did not do a good enough job. *Waah Waah* I'm not reading your posts but still feel like I need to post because I'm not getting enough attention pay attention to me pay attention TO ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME! *fingers in the ears* LALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING!
Seriously guy... Seriously.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
348
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:52:00 -
[76] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Mangala Solaris wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:every single war were processed.. No it isnt. You limited it aggressive wars by your own admission. make up the part of the mind you are using today? And it's was. Not were. One would hope your education at least covered correct English? And Danalee, I still love you guys (Would I have asked you guys to let me write about you last week if I didnt?), you just get tarred with the rather large annoyed at stupid brush I use when dealing with stupid. Still did not read it but hey you should go change some prices on purples kill board so you guys look better. Last time you did not do a good enough job.
ERM... Our killboards match your own... Unless you're 60% efficiency against us since 2012 is you fixing your own killboards to make us look good :D |

Mangala Solaris
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
911
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:53:00 -
[77] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Mangala Solaris wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:every single war were processed.. No it isnt. You limited it aggressive wars by your own admission. make up the part of the mind you are using today? And it's was. Not were. One would hope your education at least covered correct English? And Danalee, I still love you guys (Would I have asked you guys to let me write about you last week if I didnt?), you just get tarred with the rather large annoyed at stupid brush I use when dealing with stupid. Still did not read it but hey you should go change some prices on purples kill board so you guys look better. Last time you did not do a good enough job.
You understand that I dont have the patience to edit every value of every item yes?
Also we only edit when a price is showing as wrong - invariably lower than it is ingame (EDK uses as site that sometimes doesnt quite update right). We like the isk value to be as true as possible, and hey because I dont have patience it isnt ever possible!
But hey you still didnt actually link the proof, mostly as you're being all "lalalalalalala" fingers in ears. Mangala Undocked |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:53:00 -
[78] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote: These are all POCO wars, and thus are in the Nov-Dec period. RvB has a mutual poco defense pact, one that has benefited us.
So your answer to "you are Goon pets" is "we are Goon allies"? Great. Louis Robichaud wrote: I would also like to add that I rejoined Eve after a 3 year break specifically to join RvB. It has far exceeded my expectations. You are doing Eve a disservice with these silly allegations.
Because It does a great service to EVE to recruit newbies who can barely figure out their overview and a few frigates is all their assets and marching them against the best highsec PvP alliance in the game. . We teach newbies how to pvp *and* how not to be afraid of losing ships, IE not to be carebears that never fight. Marmite is *really good * at what they do... But calling them best PvP alliance is ludicrous.
So when we brought a 10 man BS death fleet to your guys home system and it took almost an hour for you guys to muster 40+ and the FC kept saying on coms he will not fight till you guys had 40+ with 20+ BS's and logi that teaches people how to not be afraid?
How does a FC who is afraid to lose a fight cry's on coms for overwhelming numbers teach people to not be afraid? type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:55:00 -
[79] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:BKM Industries wrote:Mangala Solaris wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:every single war were processed.. No it isnt. You limited it aggressive wars by your own admission. make up the part of the mind you are using today? And it's was. Not were. One would hope your education at least covered correct English? And Danalee, I still love you guys (Would I have asked you guys to let me write about you last week if I didnt?), you just get tarred with the rather large annoyed at stupid brush I use when dealing with stupid. Still did not read it but hey you should go change some prices on purples kill board so you guys look better. Last time you did not do a good enough job. ERM... Our killboards match your own... Unless your 60% efficiency against us since 2012 is you fixing your own killboards to make us look good :D
Mangala Solaris : (26 January 2014 - 07:15 PM) Im repricing on our kbs so may fix it may not be honestly idgaf
Kinna funny to do this right after everyone was bitching and moaning about the 3b pod and other losses. type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6581
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:58:00 -
[80] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: 2: the directors can't control who goes nullsec and does what. But you can control who are war targets. I never claimed that the whole RvB is a bunch of Goon spies. The opposite. They are honest new players and casuals who joined for organized and cheap PvP and instead used as decoy and cannon fodder for Goons against Marmite.
they can when they're leading the fleets into nullsec you pubbie Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Froggy Storm
Paxton Industries Gentlemen's Agreement
185
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:59:00 -
[81] - Quote
OK since it was stated that I should address the message on the "merit it holds" to call it absurd. To that end it appears Mr Goblin has taken the addage of "My enemy's enemy is (words)" and made it into being more like a separated at birth conspiracy.
So by that thinking N3 are secretly goon renters. This is patently obvious because BL was in on the CSAA and break out attempts. But we all know BL is the CIA wing of goons to start with as observed by the cap-by off during fountain. Or was it delve? Oh and Bob. Or was it Steve.
The final proof is in that Mr goblin has made it public that he is funding any wars against goons and anyone who has ever met a goon. So clearly he is The_Mittani in disguise all along! |

Dramaticus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
461
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 16:59:00 -
[82] - Quote
I see we're at 'final days in the F++hrerbunker' level of crazy The 'do-nothing' member of the GoonSwarm Economic Warfare Cabal
The edge is REALLY hard to see at times but it DOES exist and in this case we were looking at a situation where a new feature created for all of our customers was being virtually curbstomped by five of them |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
444
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:00:00 -
[83] - Quote
Goblin--
Im still waiting on your report of ammunition expenditure vs opportunity cost in relation to the killmails you have obtained. Please publish this report shortly.
After goons read the report, they will all quit eve and most likely physically remove internet connections from their domiciles. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Mangala Solaris
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
911
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:06:00 -
[84] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Professor Clio wrote:BKM Industries wrote:Mangala Solaris wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:every single war were processed.. No it isnt. You limited it aggressive wars by your own admission. make up the part of the mind you are using today? And it's was. Not were. One would hope your education at least covered correct English? And Danalee, I still love you guys (Would I have asked you guys to let me write about you last week if I didnt?), you just get tarred with the rather large annoyed at stupid brush I use when dealing with stupid. Still did not read it but hey you should go change some prices on purples kill board so you guys look better. Last time you did not do a good enough job. ERM... Our killboards match your own... Unless your 60% efficiency against us since 2012 is you fixing your own killboards to make us look good :D Mangala Solaris : (26 January 2014 - 07:15 PM) Im repricing on our kbs so may fix it may not be honestly idgaf
Kinna funny to do this right after everyone was bitching and moaning about the 3b pod and other losses.
26th January? I was on my way back from the Winter Summit in Iceland at that stage. Stuck on a rail replacement bus till gone 8pm. Mangala Undocked |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
444
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:11:00 -
[85] - Quote
Another post Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
88
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:12:00 -
[86] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Professor Clio wrote:BKM Industries wrote:Mangala Solaris wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:every single war were processed.. No it isnt. You limited it aggressive wars by your own admission. make up the part of the mind you are using today? And it's was. Not were. One would hope your education at least covered correct English? And Danalee, I still love you guys (Would I have asked you guys to let me write about you last week if I didnt?), you just get tarred with the rather large annoyed at stupid brush I use when dealing with stupid. Still did not read it but hey you should go change some prices on purples kill board so you guys look better. Last time you did not do a good enough job. ERM... Our killboards match your own... Unless your 60% efficiency against us since 2012 is you fixing your own killboards to make us look good :D Mangala Solaris : (26 January 2014 - 07:15 PM) Im repricing on our kbs so may fix it may not be honestly idgaf
Kinna funny to do this right after everyone was bitching and moaning about the 3b pod and other losses.
Goblin level of propaganda? |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
88
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:12:00 -
[87] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Another post
You're making him win! |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
444
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:16:00 -
[88] - Quote
Posting again Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2561
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:18:00 -
[89] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Mangala Solaris : (26 January 2014 - 07:15 PM) Im repricing on our kbs so may fix it may not be honestly idgaf
Kinna funny to do this right after everyone was bitching and moaning about the 3b pod and other losses. If you actually bother to look up that kill on ZKB and purple, you'll see that the prices were brought in line with ZKB. But that doesn't fit in with your whole "they are EEEEVIL" thing right? The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:18:00 -
[90] - Quote
@ Pete Butcher
No it was taken from there website they were dumb enough to be crying about the losses in the chat box so need for anyone to even log in and see it. You should learn to look stuff up yourself it is not hard to do. Chat box alone is enough to make my day many days with how often peps cry in it. type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:20:00 -
[91] - Quote
@ Lucas Kell who is evil? I think you are a bit lost. I never said RvB is evil. Shoot I still have a bunch of people I talk to in RvB. Come back when you have your facts straight. type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
522
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:20:00 -
[92] - Quote
Mangala Solaris wrote:Mangala Solaris : (26 January 2014 - 07:15 PM) Im repricing on our kbs so may fix it may not be honestly idgaf
26th January? I was on my way back from the Winter Summit in Iceland at that stage. Stuck on a rail replacement bus till gone 8pm.
So there is someone on the RVB shoutbox using your name? Or are you saying you didn't post that ever? Oh and, suddenly the shoutbox is restricted, coincidence, I'm sure.
Sorry to be so hard on you, its a consequence of you being in the pants on fire hypocrit camp, I tend to paint those with the same brush. idgaf 
D.
 |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2561
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:22:00 -
[93] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:@ Lucas Kell who is evil? I think you are a bit lost. I never said RvB is evil. Shoot I still have a bunch of people I talk to in RvB. Come back when you have your facts straight. Well this thread does. As apparently RvB are just goons in disguise, and goons are evil, thus RvB must be evil. You really aren't reading any posts are you? Not even the OP.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:23:00 -
[94] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:BKM Industries wrote:@ Lucas Kell who is evil? I think you are a bit lost. I never said RvB is evil. Shoot I still have a bunch of people I talk to in RvB. Come back when you have your facts straight. Well this thread does. As apparently RvB are just goons in disguise, and goons are evil, thus RvB must be evil. You really aren't reading any posts are you? Not even the OP.
So you mean everyone posting here must agree so then you agree also. I guess you are not reading what you are saying. type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2561
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:26:00 -
[95] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:BKM Industries wrote:@ Lucas Kell who is evil? I think you are a bit lost. I never said RvB is evil. Shoot I still have a bunch of people I talk to in RvB. Come back when you have your facts straight. Well this thread does. As apparently RvB are just goons in disguise, and goons are evil, thus RvB must be evil. You really aren't reading any posts are you? Not even the OP. So you mean everyone posting here must agree so then you agree also. I guess you are not reading what you are saying. No, but Gevlon is your leader. So you are surely supposed to follow his lead, right? The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2715
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:28:00 -
[96] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Leto Thule wrote:This thread sucks.
Goblin, even if your correct, and RVB are some massive goon puppet entity... who cares? And furthermore, the idea of it being some type of "scam" unto its own membership is just silly. TMK they dont pay to join RVB, and most of their pilots just wanna shoot something and have fun. Im not seeing where the "scam" part is. Let me simplify why is it a scam: what RvB offersThe truth
This is my very last appeal to your sanity.
I urge you, to put an alt into RvB, and spend a day, maybe two, doing things with them. No, don't make some ****** excuse like "Lolfrigates, why would I do that!" or anything else, just do it. In particular, have a look at how frequent the purple fleets are, and join in on one.
In your mind, people are being forced into these fleets and are having a horrible time.
In reality, they're entirely optional, people like joining them, and when they do they have a very good time.
I know you won't do this. I know you will make up an excuse, and lean back on your fantasy that it's a horrible experience to support your narrative, and imagine anyone telling you otherwise is a Goon spy.
I know this.
However, you will slowly come to realise your ****** narrative is complete fantasy, whether by joining in or self-realisation that you can't because it would prove my point.
I hope you one day look back at this, and realise that you were just leaping around shouting about nonsensical fantasies that you had and are pretty embarassed, but I know you. You will deny ever being wrong and just keep on trucking in your crazy truck.
One last appeal. Actually try to experience what you claim you are showing in your bizarre excel charts. If you had even an ounce of common sense, you would know quantitative data is utterly meaningless to define a qualitative state. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2715
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:29:00 -
[97] - Quote
tl;dr - the very notion of the entity you're trying to bring down doesn't even exist. You're tilting at windmills. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
444
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:30:00 -
[98] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Another post You're making him win!
Im just hoping the ISD will come along and lock these. They arent even entertaining anymore! Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
88
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:33:00 -
[99] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Another post You're making him win! Im just hoping the ISD will come along and lock these. They arent even entertaining anymore!
Even if this happens, Gevlon will surely start a new one. He is mentally unable to even remotely accept the possibility that he could be wrong. Therefore you can expect next batches of numbers and insane theories. |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:33:00 -
[100] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:BKM Industries wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:BKM Industries wrote:@ Lucas Kell who is evil? I think you are a bit lost. I never said RvB is evil. Shoot I still have a bunch of people I talk to in RvB. Come back when you have your facts straight. Well this thread does. As apparently RvB are just goons in disguise, and goons are evil, thus RvB must be evil. You really aren't reading any posts are you? Not even the OP. So you mean everyone posting here must agree so then you agree also. I guess you are not reading what you are saying. No, but Gevlon is your leader. So you are surely supposed to follow his lead, right?
He is my leader? That is news to my whole alliance. Maybe you should get your facts right. You should do some reading and get caught up to speed. If everyone who paid for a war was our leader we would have tons of leaders. I even paid for wars guess I took over the alliance.
Man I wish they would stop letting kids post on the forums who know nothing. type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
89
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:35:00 -
[101] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Man I wish they would stop letting kids post on the forums who know nothing.
Where would Gevlon post then?
|

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2561
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:39:00 -
[102] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:BKM Industries wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:BKM Industries wrote:@ Lucas Kell who is evil? I think you are a bit lost. I never said RvB is evil. Shoot I still have a bunch of people I talk to in RvB. Come back when you have your facts straight. Well this thread does. As apparently RvB are just goons in disguise, and goons are evil, thus RvB must be evil. You really aren't reading any posts are you? Not even the OP. So you mean everyone posting here must agree so then you agree also. I guess you are not reading what you are saying. No, but Gevlon is your leader. So you are surely supposed to follow his lead, right? He is my leader? That is news to my whole alliance. Maybe you should get your facts right. You should do some reading and get caught up to speed. If everyone who paid for a war was our leader we would have tons of leaders. I even paid for wars guess I took over the alliance. Man I wish they would stop letting kids post on the forums who know nothing. Oh yeah, didn't you hear? Without Gevlon there, you guys are nothing. You couldn't afford your wars, so he enables your existence. You members all seem to be on board, even your corp CEO is backing what Gevlon is saying so it must be the truth. Since you are cooperating and he is supplying the isk that enables your kills, they are all his. You are his pets. Thank god he came along to save you guys. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
110
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:40:00 -
[103] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote: He is my leader? That is news to my whole alliance. Maybe you should get your facts right. You should do some reading and get caught up to speed. If everyone who paid for a war was our leader we would have tons of leaders. I even paid for wars guess I took over the alliance.
Man I wish they would stop letting kids post on the forums who know nothing.
Your alliance accepted his employment terms. He's your employer. So yes, He's your boss. Your leader. Whether he allows other people to do the strategic calls doesn't change the fact.
Congratulations for working for the mentally disadvantaged, maybe you see why we're all laughing at you now. |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
349
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:43:00 -
[104] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:BKM Industries wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:BKM Industries wrote:@ Lucas Kell who is evil? I think you are a bit lost. I never said RvB is evil. Shoot I still have a bunch of people I talk to in RvB. Come back when you have your facts straight. Well this thread does. As apparently RvB are just goons in disguise, and goons are evil, thus RvB must be evil. You really aren't reading any posts are you? Not even the OP. So you mean everyone posting here must agree so then you agree also. I guess you are not reading what you are saying. No, but Gevlon is your leader. So you are surely supposed to follow his lead, right? He is my leader? That is news to my whole alliance. Maybe you should get your facts right. You should do some reading and get caught up to speed. If everyone who paid for a war was our leader we would have tons of leaders. I even paid for wars guess I took over the alliance. Man I wish they would stop letting kids post on the forums who know nothing.
I personally dont mind marmite. I enjoy our wars and your forum posting (well not yours but toras and danalees) however it does seem like you're whoring yourselves out to a crazy person (even you must know that gevlon is a few cards short of a full deck) and thats a real shame to see you fall this low just for a free war with goons. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
138
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:50:00 -
[105] - Quote
Danalee wrote:[quote=Mangala Solaris] Louis Robichaud, Thanks for the rebuttal, it looks to be in order. My inquiry has been answered. Now unless new old data proves the trend, I think we can close this thought process. D. Out  
The really frustrating thing here is how Gevlon, who profess to use quantified facts to prove his points, completely ignores the logical conclusions of these facts.
For example. Gevlon has stated that RvB is risk adverse (wut?), since the average member loses only 370 ish millions isk per year. I told him that his numbers were wrong... But what would it means if they were right?
If they are right, the average RvB member loses 30 mil per month (aprox) and since lemmings / marmites did 17% of that damage this month, that means about five millions... Which is completely pathetic.
So either Gevlon 's math is *wildly* off, or the damage inflicted to us in this war is laughable. You would think that this warrants an explanation, perhaps even an admission of error. But nope, nothing for Gevlon. |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:51:00 -
[106] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Oh yeah, didn't you hear? Without Gevlon there, you guys are nothing. You couldn't afford your wars, so he enables your existence. You members all seem to be on board, even your corp CEO is backing what Gevlon is saying so it must be the truth. Since you are cooperating and he is supplying the isk that enables your kills, they are all his. You are his pets. Thank god he came along to save you guys.
Where is your proof of this? I do not see any I just see some random guy making stuff up like mad in an attempt to look smart. Go look some stuff up then attempt to talk with the adults.
@ Xaerael Endiel learn to troll better then come back.
@ Professor Clio you may enjoy the wars but tons of your members do not. No worries if you do not like my post. I do not like my post ether cause its too easy to pick on people on here. I feel like I just beat up a teen after posting most times. type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
90
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:52:00 -
[107] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Oh yeah, didn't you hear? Without Gevlon there, you guys are nothing. You couldn't afford your wars, so he enables your existence. You members all seem to be on board, even your corp CEO is backing what Gevlon is saying so it must be the truth. Since you are cooperating and he is supplying the isk that enables your kills, they are all his. You are his pets. Thank god he came along to save you guys. Where is your proof of this? I do not see any I just see some random guy making stuff up like mad in an attempt to look smart. Go look some stuff up then attempt to talk with the adults.
Gevlon wrote:We can argue about Marmites all day, though I prefer to let this run for a few months and get data.
But Lemmings exists for one and only reason: because I pay Marmite for its existence. Lemmings were found on that threadnought where I found Marmite members. Lemmings would cease to exist if I'd stop paying.
So yes, I can take ALL the credit.
What about the pilots who do the shooting? Without Lemmings they'd shoot random targets. They probably have similar magnitude of kills, probably in lowsec. But these kills would be totally random.
I am solely responsible for turning these players against CFC and focusing their damage on CFC.
|

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2716
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 17:59:00 -
[108] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:So when we brought a 10 man BS death fleet to your guys home system and it took almost an hour for you guys to muster 40+ and the FC kept saying on coms he will not fight till you guys had 40+ with 20+ BS's and logi that teaches people how to not be afraid?
How does a FC who is afraid to lose a fight cry's on coms for overwhelming numbers teach people to not be afraid?
Oh hey, I missed this post skimming through.
Could you estimate the DPS required to break the reps of your cloud of neutral logi?
I'm thinking 40 BSes might take down one, perhaps get another in low armour, before you dock.
If you play docking games with neut logi, expect this every time. Your bed, you made it.
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
NEW ORDER DEATH DEALERS CODE.
251
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:00:00 -
[109] - Quote
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:Mr Goblin, you have been exposed as a Goon spy! You know, I've been trying to figure out what Mr. Goblin's actual game is for awhile. While he does seem like the sort of person that can't comprehend spending isk to have fun, and instead focuses on it as some sort of high score, this latest set of endeavors seem particularly ill-conceived and futile. Sabriz's explanation seems almost plausible. Mr. Goblin. If you really want to hurt the goons, don't focus on killing them in high sec. Focus on breaking up CFC through betrayal's of trust and the breakdown of non-aggression pacts. I believe you are intelligent enough to spin the external propaganda necessary to break bonds while running heists.
Pretending that goonswarm will fall just because a few of its members can't go shopping, or it loses some POCO's that were only added to the game last November just makes you look stupid. Baseless accusations against RVB are even worse. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:01:00 -
[110] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:BKM Industries wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Oh yeah, didn't you hear? Without Gevlon there, you guys are nothing. You couldn't afford your wars, so he enables your existence. You members all seem to be on board, even your corp CEO is backing what Gevlon is saying so it must be the truth. Since you are cooperating and he is supplying the isk that enables your kills, they are all his. You are his pets. Thank god he came along to save you guys. Where is your proof of this? I do not see any I just see some random guy making stuff up like mad in an attempt to look smart. Go look some stuff up then attempt to talk with the adults. Gevlon wrote:We can argue about Marmites all day, though I prefer to let this run for a few months and get data.
But Lemmings exists for one and only reason: because I pay Marmite for its existence. Lemmings were found on that threadnought where I found Marmite members. Lemmings would cease to exist if I'd stop paying.
So yes, I can take ALL the credit.
What about the pilots who do the shooting? Without Lemmings they'd shoot random targets. They probably have similar magnitude of kills, probably in lowsec. But these kills would be totally random.
I am solely responsible for turning these players against CFC and focusing their damage on CFC.
"Lemmings" "Lemmings" "We can argue about Marmites all day, though I prefer to let this run for a few months and get data." "Lemmings" "Lemmings"
See I am Marmite. We have been around long before Lemmings. But nice try at stretching the facts. type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:03:00 -
[111] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:BKM Industries wrote:So when we brought a 10 man BS death fleet to your guys home system and it took almost an hour for you guys to muster 40+ and the FC kept saying on coms he will not fight till you guys had 40+ with 20+ BS's and logi that teaches people how to not be afraid?
How does a FC who is afraid to lose a fight cry's on coms for overwhelming numbers teach people to not be afraid? Oh hey, I missed this post skimming through. Could you estimate the DPS required to break the reps of your cloud of neutral logi? I'm thinking 40 BSes might take down one, perhaps get another in low armour, before you dock. If you play docking games with neut logi, expect this every time. Your bed, you made it.
We had 0 neutral logi and you may want to learn more about the game. You can not dock while sitting at a gate. So to answer the DPS question 0 DPS was needed to counter the 0 neutral logi. Might want to re-think your logic. type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
91
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:05:00 -
[112] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:"Lemmings" "Lemmings" "We can argue about Marmites all day, though I prefer to let this run for a few months and get data." "Lemmings" "Lemmings"
See I am Marmite. We have been around long before Lemmings. But nice try at stretching the facts.
Maybe to you there's a difference somewhere, but not to the rest of us. Especially when:
Gevlon wrote:But Lemmings exists for one and only reason: because I pay Marmite for its existence.
He's your god now. Deal with it. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2562
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:07:00 -
[113] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Oh yeah, didn't you hear? Without Gevlon there, you guys are nothing. You couldn't afford your wars, so he enables your existence. You members all seem to be on board, even your corp CEO is backing what Gevlon is saying so it must be the truth. Since you are cooperating and he is supplying the isk that enables your kills, they are all his. You are his pets. Thank god he came along to save you guys. Where is your proof of this? I do not see any I just see some random guy making stuff up like mad in an attempt to look smart. Go look some stuff up then attempt to talk with the adults. Read Gevlon's blog. He quite clearly stated that you guys were too poor to afford the wardecs, so he pays for them for you. Funnily enough, there's as much if not more evidence for what I am saying on Gevlon's blog as he has presented for these ridiculous RvB accusations.
And adults? Coming from the guy who's "NOT READING YOUR POSTS LALALALALALA"
Seriously guy. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:09:00 -
[114] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:BKM Industries wrote:"Lemmings" "Lemmings" "We can argue about Marmites all day, though I prefer to let this run for a few months and get data." "Lemmings" "Lemmings"
See I am Marmite. We have been around long before Lemmings. But nice try at stretching the facts. Maybe to you there's a difference somewhere, but not to the rest of us. Especially when: Gevlon wrote:But Lemmings exists for one and only reason: because I pay Marmite for its existence. He's your god now. Deal with it.
Not sure if your comment is meant to make you look like an idiot or make you look funny. Either one works fine I guess.
type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2562
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:14:00 -
[115] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:"Lemmings" "Lemmings" "We can argue about Marmites all day, though I prefer to let this run for a few months and get data." "Lemmings" "Lemmings"
See I am Marmite. We have been around long before Lemmings. But nice try at stretching the facts. This was in fact posted on the Marmite january breakdown however. Not the lemmings one:
Oh and:
Gevlon wrote:Marmite does NOT use to keep these alliances wardecced, because every single wardec costs 2.2B/month. Keeping all of them decced would cost 30B/month (RvB war is free if you shoot GSF POCOs). Marmite simply doesn't have this money.
When they have some, they wardec some nullsec alliances. When they run out of ISK, they let the wars lapse.
I can make these wars run forever. You are poverty stricken peasants. Gevlon is your benefactor. Without him you have to go back to scraping by on the few wardecs you can afford. There's like hundreds of these. Go for a peruse. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:15:00 -
[116] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:BKM Industries wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Oh yeah, didn't you hear? Without Gevlon there, you guys are nothing. You couldn't afford your wars, so he enables your existence. You members all seem to be on board, even your corp CEO is backing what Gevlon is saying so it must be the truth. Since you are cooperating and he is supplying the isk that enables your kills, they are all his. You are his pets. Thank god he came along to save you guys. Where is your proof of this? I do not see any I just see some random guy making stuff up like mad in an attempt to look smart. Go look some stuff up then attempt to talk with the adults. Read Gevlon's blog. He quite clearly stated that you guys were too poor to afford the wardecs, so he pays for them for you. Funnily enough, there's as much if not more evidence for what I am saying on Gevlon's blog as he has presented for these ridiculous RvB accusations. And adults? Coming from the guy who's "NOT READING YOUR POSTS LALALALALALA" Seriously guy.
Another child found the caps lock key joy. type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2716
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:16:00 -
[117] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:We had 0 neutral logi and you may want to learn more about the game. You can not dock while sitting at a gate. So to answer the DPS question 0 DPS was needed to counter the 0 neutral logi. Might want to re-think your logic.
Ahhahahahah
Aren't you precious. You have metric ****-tons of neutral logi, whether you're showing them on the field or not.
Literally no-one is dumb enough to think you would undock without it.
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2716
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:18:00 -
[118] - Quote
I remember in Burn Jita 2 you guys had ~15 neut logi rep a single Proteus that got in trouble and some more were panic-logging in. You also used them on every engagement near a gate. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Kristopher Rocancourt
Auto Erotic Decapitation
346
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Posted - 2014.02.20 18:18:00 -
[119] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Could you imagine an alliance recruiting thousands of people, just to use them for wars they didn't mean, for a master they don't even like? A pet alliance without SRP, without good killboard, without ratting space? That would be some serious scam.
!
Marmite? < /winks at Tora>
https://zkillboard.com/character/91143676/
https://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/ |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2716
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:18:00 -
[120] - Quote
"0"
Hehhhh "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
30
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:19:00 -
[121] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:BKM Industries wrote:"Lemmings" "Lemmings" "We can argue about Marmites all day, though I prefer to let this run for a few months and get data." "Lemmings" "Lemmings"
See I am Marmite. We have been around long before Lemmings. But nice try at stretching the facts. This was in fact posted on the Marmite january breakdown however. Not the lemmings one: Oh and: Gevlon wrote:Marmite does NOT use to keep these alliances wardecced, because every single wardec costs 2.2B/month. Keeping all of them decced would cost 30B/month (RvB war is free if you shoot GSF POCOs). Marmite simply doesn't have this money.
When they have some, they wardec some nullsec alliances. When they run out of ISK, they let the wars lapse.
I can make these wars run forever. You are poverty stricken peasants. Gevlon is your benefactor. Without him you have to go back to scraping by on the few wardecs you can afford. There's like hundreds of these. Go for a peruse.
Again you lack facts. If 80- a few hundred wars is a few then sure. But I am sure you do not consider that a small number. I can not bother reading anything else you post. Maybe next thread learn to look stuff up and you will know a lot more about what you say instead of just making stuff up or making assumptions. type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
91
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Posted - 2014.02.20 18:19:00 -
[122] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:BKM Industries wrote:"Lemmings" "Lemmings" "We can argue about Marmites all day, though I prefer to let this run for a few months and get data." "Lemmings" "Lemmings"
See I am Marmite. We have been around long before Lemmings. But nice try at stretching the facts. Maybe to you there's a difference somewhere, but not to the rest of us. Especially when: Gevlon wrote:But Lemmings exists for one and only reason: because I pay Marmite for its existence. He's your god now. Deal with it. Not sure if your comment is meant to make you look like an idiot or make you look funny. Either one works fine I guess.
It was meant to show you what your master, ekhm... employer, thinks of you. Do you really think it matters to him what actually is the truth? First D., now you. You guys should really, REALLY do some research who you got tied with. This thing already is starting to backfire in your face and with more his posts coming, it's going to get only worse. Well, for people other than you, pretty amusing. |

Domino Artan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
13
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:29:00 -
[123] - Quote
Rumor is he's about to hire BL to burn some POCOs. |

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
31
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:32:00 -
[124] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:BKM Industries wrote:We had 0 neutral logi and you may want to learn more about the game. You can not dock while sitting at a gate. So to answer the DPS question 0 DPS was needed to counter the 0 neutral logi. Might want to re-think your logic. Ahhahahahah Aren't you precious. You have metric ****-tons of neutral logi, whether you're showing them on the field or not. Literally no-one is dumb enough to think you would undock without it.
Shhh no one can know that each member is required to have no less then 27 neut logis anytime you undock. If people knew that we would be the biggest alliance in eve or damn close.
You know we also don't leave jita or eve the undock ring. In fact http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WJi59XdfQE is not even us in null sec killing noob WT's CCP ****** up and moved Jita to null for 30min so we could go to null. They also gave us super powers so our logi could cloak from local chat. The docking ring also extended to the gate but only for us.
I can not believe I am respond to a goon and a not so bright one at that who believes everything he hears. FYI man Superman is not real but Danalee is hung like an elephant. type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
139
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Posted - 2014.02.20 18:45:00 -
[125] - Quote
"A pet alliance without SRP, without good killboard, without ratting space?"
These statements are *all* false. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6586
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:47:00 -
[126] - Quote
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:Sabriz Adoudel wrote:Mr Goblin, you have been exposed as a Goon spy! You know, I've been trying to figure out what Mr. Goblin's actual game is for awhile. While he does seem like the sort of person that can't comprehend spending isk to have fun, and instead focuses on it as some sort of high score, this latest set of endeavors seem particularly ill-conceived and futile. Sabriz's explanation seems almost plausible. Mr. Goblin. If you really want to hurt the goons, don't focus on killing them in high sec. Focus on breaking up CFC through betrayal's of trust and the breakdown of non-aggression pacts. I believe you are intelligent enough to spin the external propaganda necessary to break bonds while running heists. Pretending that goonswarm will fall just because a few of its members can't go shopping, or it loses some POCO's that were only added to the game last November just makes you look stupid. Baseless accusations against RVB are even worse. gevlon is seeking importance and relevance
if you look at everything he does it's trying to figure out how to be important and someone people think is relevant. since he realized money doesn't really do it he's been struggling to figure it out. he tried using TEST as a host to become space important through becoming space important in test - by giving them money. that failed. he tried ganking to get a well-padded killboard (through doing the most isk damage): that failed. he's basically now trying another method to buy importance. he views himself as a randian superman and views the world and the game through that autistic viewpoint.
that's why he's so angry at anyone standing between him and being space important and absolutely loses it when he's mocked for being irrelevant, it punctures that randian superman self-image and without that, well, he's just a crazy nut Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2723
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:52:00 -
[127] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:BKM Industries wrote:We had 0 neutral logi and you may want to learn more about the game. You can not dock while sitting at a gate. So to answer the DPS question 0 DPS was needed to counter the 0 neutral logi. Might want to re-think your logic. Ahhahahahah Aren't you precious. You have metric ****-tons of neutral logi, whether you're showing them on the field or not. Literally no-one is dumb enough to think you would undock without it. Shhh no one can know that each member is required to have no less then 27 neut logis anytime you undock. If people knew that we would be the biggest alliance in eve or damn close. You know we also don't leave jita or eve the undock ring. In fact http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WJi59XdfQE is not even us in null sec killing noob WT's CCP ****** up and moved Jita to null for 30min so we could go to null. They also gave us super powers so our logi could cloak from local chat. The docking ring also extended to the gate but only for us. I can not believe I am respond to a goon and a not so bright one at that who believes everything he hears. FYI man Superman is not real but Danalee is hung like an elephant.
Are you seriously telling me you don't need logi to bomb T1 cruisers and frigates?
Holy hell man, I have been playing this game all wrong!
A video of you sneaking about in cloaky ships and bombing people on a gate really means nothing towards whether you use neut logi and sit on 4-4 99% of the time, which you very much do.
I don't need anyone to "tell" me this, it's rather self evident if you've ever been to Jita in the last year (which I have).
Also the 15 neuts + panic log-ins was personally witnessed. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Saeger1737
Pod Repo Path of Destruction.
615
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 18:52:00 -
[128] - Quote
Bkm shut up, this is all the proof we needed to prove danlee is a man, and secretly your bedding with him, get back on topic.
The obvious problem here isn't goonswarm, its who and how you define your enemies. If you hate people who work out every major detail and find those loopholes in the system to better themselves then you'll probably hate goons.
Or if you hate people who self gloat, believing they are the best but dock run and or log when a fight presents itself, well then you might hate marmite.
Either way its just haters hating and an idiot with a blog being the puppet-master of C&P through his hate spouting bullshit, and your all pawns. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
162
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:01:00 -
[129] - Quote
Mangala dear, instead of desperate damage control, let me help you how can you disprove me forever and even get a public apology:
Mangala Solaris from an alternative universe where he isn't a Goon sockpuppet wrote: Dear fellow RvB-ers. We have lot of fun in both Red versus Blue and purple wars.
But we unfortunately live in a *metagame* universe, where shooting the wrong Falcon can literally break coalitions. In a universe where spies, space-politicians, propagandist do their "serious" stuff, instead of just undocking and having fun.
We cannot allow even the appearance of being political, because we cannot allow a newbie think that if he joins us, he'll be banned from half of Nullsec by declared to be the spy of the other half. No matter how accurately we try to balance our actions, by luck or by others doing *metagame* we can end up fighting a war for someone else.
So, from now on, we will not initiate wars. We just fight Red versus Blue and of course we fight anyone who attacks us. We will also organize mutual wars with willing entities. While it takes some of the fun, it saves more.
|

Domino Artan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
16
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:03:00 -
[130] - Quote
Saeger1737 wrote: The obvious problem here isn't goonswarm, its who and how you define your enemies. If you hate people who work out every major detail and find those loopholes in the system to better themselves then you'll probably hate goons. .
It's not all Goons he hates just two of them. He hates Mynnna because he's richer than him with way less effort and he hates powers because the can't take his pocos. |

Saeger1737
Pod Repo Path of Destruction.
615
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:07:00 -
[131] - Quote
Domino Artan wrote:Saeger1737 wrote: The obvious problem here isn't goonswarm, its who and how you define your enemies. If you hate people who work out every major detail and find those loopholes in the system to better themselves then you'll probably hate goons. .
It's not all Goons he hates just two of them. He hates Mynnna because he's richer than him with way less effort and he hates powers because the can't take his pocos.
Be better if he handled his own problems with a duel so we wouldn't have to read this crap on a day to day basis. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6601
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:08:00 -
[132] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Mangala dear, instead of desperate damage control, let me help you how can you disprove me forever and even get a public apology: gevlon your entire post was owned by him pointing out the only war left supporting your hilariously stupid point didn't work
remember we're not on your blog and your blinding rage at his post didn't make it disappear for anyone else
you've humiliated yourself yet again good work Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
523
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Posted - 2014.02.20 19:11:00 -
[133] - Quote
Saeger1737 wrote:Bkm shut up, this is all the proof we needed to prove danlee is a man, and secretly your bedding with him, get back on topic.
The obvious problem here isn't goonswarm, its who and how you define your enemies. If you hate people who work out every major detail and find those loopholes in the system to better themselves then you'll probably hate goons.
Or if you hate people who self gloat, believing they are the best but dock run and or log when a fight presents itself, well then you might hate marmite.
Either way its just haters hating and an idiot with a blog being the puppet-master of C&P through his hate spouting bullshit, and your all pawns.
Man oh man, I always deny desperate attempts to woo me but this one makes me allmost regret that... Reading your sperg in a steve urkel (May he rest in peace) voice does make it less akward.
D.
 |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
364
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Posted - 2014.02.20 19:15:00 -
[134] - Quote
I can use facts and numbers and twist them into propagana too, its easy. Watch:
In this most recent war we have done 13.81B worth of damage to marmite and they have done 15.55 B worth of damage to us. Marmite has roughly 300 members so we have done 46m isk worth of damage to each marmite member. Meanwhile there's roughly 7K RvB members so marmite has done 2.2m damage to each RvB member. We're winning by a HUGE margin!
Similarly we have done 20.36B isk worth of damage to lemmings, which is about 67m isk per member and they have done 25.4B damage to us, which is 3.6m isk per member.
My numbers are just as true as Gevlon's and make just as much sense (that is to say, very little) |

Saeger1737
Pod Repo Path of Destruction.
615
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:17:00 -
[135] - Quote
Woo'ing a man in a game would make me look like Elton john/kypp duron. No your poor attempts of trying to troll mean little if anything because you've lack the stuff to back it up. If you ever undock then you could gloat. |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3761
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:17:00 -
[136] - Quote
Maybe we can do a plex for good event to pay for some mental treatment. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Edmark I
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
63
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:19:00 -
[137] - Quote
honeypot thread |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2571
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:20:00 -
[138] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:BKM Industries wrote:"Lemmings" "Lemmings" "We can argue about Marmites all day, though I prefer to let this run for a few months and get data." "Lemmings" "Lemmings"
See I am Marmite. We have been around long before Lemmings. But nice try at stretching the facts. This was in fact posted on the Marmite january breakdown however. Not the lemmings one: Oh and: Gevlon wrote:Marmite does NOT use to keep these alliances wardecced, because every single wardec costs 2.2B/month. Keeping all of them decced would cost 30B/month (RvB war is free if you shoot GSF POCOs). Marmite simply doesn't have this money.
When they have some, they wardec some nullsec alliances. When they run out of ISK, they let the wars lapse.
I can make these wars run forever. You are poverty stricken peasants. Gevlon is your benefactor. Without him you have to go back to scraping by on the few wardecs you can afford. There's like hundreds of these. Go for a peruse. Again you lack facts. If 80- a few hundred wars is a few then sure. But I am sure you do not consider that a small number. I can not bother reading anything else you post. Maybe next thread learn to look stuff up and you will know a lot more about what you say instead of just making stuff up or making assumptions. Guy, this is not my facts. This is what Gevlon posted. Apparently you can't afford to keep a single wardec against goons going month on month, you hae to take breaks to save up. His wallet allows you to have the wardec. If you have an issue with that, it's with Gevlon, your leader, not me.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Academy The ROC
2622
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Posted - 2014.02.20 19:20:00 -
[139] - Quote
Gevlon might actually be more afflicted with self delusion that Dinsdale.
I think we should organize a bout, see who is King of Conspiracies. Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |

Powers Sa
951
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:22:00 -
[140] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Mangala dear, instead of desperate damage control, let me help you how can you disprove me forever and even get a public apology:
Goober pls
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:Gevlon might actually be more afflicted with self delusion that Dinsdale.
I think we should organize a bout, see who is King of Conspiracies. What if they did a podcast together? lol |

Kristopher Rocancourt
Auto Erotic Decapitation
348
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:22:00 -
[141] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Bkm shut up, this is all the proof we needed to prove danlee is a man, and secretly your bedding with him, get back on topic.
The obvious problem here isn't goonswarm, its who and how you define your enemies. If you hate people who work out every major detail and find those loopholes in the system to better themselves then you'll probably hate goons.
Or if you hate people who self gloat, believing they are the best but dock run and or log when a fight presents itself, well then you might hate marmite.
Either way its just haters hating and an idiot with a blog being the puppet-master of C&P through his hate spouting bullshit, and your all pawns. Man oh man, I always deny desperate attempts to woo me but this one makes me allmost regret that... Reading your sperg in a steve urkel (May he rest in peace) voice does make it less akward. D. 
if anyone is woo'ing anyone else is old Sol . that man with his pants around his ankles on Skype video is a sight to behold. Its enough to make a twinkly Spaceman, even twinklier.
https://zkillboard.com/character/91143676/
https://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/ |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
523
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:22:00 -
[142] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote: Also the 15 neuts + panic log-ins was personally witnessed.
It was 8 neut reppers and was in the dark days before we kicked Vegas and Saeger for being generally unpleasant to be with. Since they were removed, things have gotten much better 
Anyhow, jita isn't our raison d'etre, hasn't been for a very long time. but it is where nullbears converge so we can't just leave it alone.
D.
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Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
523
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:29:00 -
[143] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:I can use facts and numbers and twist them into propagana too, its easy. Watch:
In this most recent war we have done 13.81B worth of damage to marmite and they have done 15.55 B worth of damage to us. Marmite has roughly 300 members so we have done 46m isk worth of damage to each marmite member. Meanwhile there's roughly 7K RvB members so marmite has done 2.2m damage to each RvB member. We're winning by a HUGE margin!
Similarly we have done 20.36B isk worth of damage to lemmings, which is about 67m isk per member and they have done 25.4B damage to us, which is 3.6m isk per member.
My numbers are just as true as Gevlon's and make just as much sense (that is to say, very little)
Hmm... Looks like a certain stunningly beautiful/smart EVE player will be asking for a raise soon.
D.
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Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
364
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:30:00 -
[144] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Professor Clio wrote:I can use facts and numbers and twist them into propagana too, its easy. Watch:
In this most recent war we have done 13.81B worth of damage to marmite and they have done 15.55 B worth of damage to us. Marmite has roughly 300 members so we have done 46m isk worth of damage to each marmite member. Meanwhile there's roughly 7K RvB members so marmite has done 2.2m damage to each RvB member. We're winning by a HUGE margin!
Similarly we have done 20.36B isk worth of damage to lemmings, which is about 67m isk per member and they have done 25.4B damage to us, which is 3.6m isk per member.
My numbers are just as true as Gevlon's and make just as much sense (that is to say, very little) Hmm... Looks like a certain stunningly beautiful/smart EVE player will be asking for a raise soon. D. 
Join us Danalee, we take even ex-marmites. I have a feeling you'd actually fit right in. Or put a spy alt in but log it in for more than spying on the purple fleets. Come to the cruiser events, the FFAs, the ganked roams. I garantee you'll like it! |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2991
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:31:00 -
[145] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:he views himself as a randian superman and views the world and the game through that autistic viewpoint.
that's why he's so angry at anyone standing between him and being space important and absolutely loses it when he's mocked for being irrelevant, it punctures that randian superman self-image and without that, well, he's just a crazy nut
Also randian philosophy dictates he be incredibly jealous of anyone wealthier than him as it means they're his moral superior or something, which is why I seem to appear so prominently in his ramblings.
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Mangala dear, instead of desperate damage control, let me help you how can you disprove me forever and even get a public apology: Still not hearing your explanation for the whole "why didn't we use them to protect us for five years" thing. As you're running away in terror from that gaping hole in your argument, it's clear you're acknowledging how full of **** you are. Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Saeger1737
Pod Repo Path of Destruction.
615
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:32:00 -
[146] - Quote
Danny-boy Lee now opening old barrels, I left marmot land, wasn't kicked I quit... Moved onto killing you for a few months. Marmot land is the same boring gate camp in uedama that I left so long ago. 10.13 billion isk says your guys don't undock in my timezone. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
150
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:32:00 -
[147] - Quote
Professor Clio definitely has a huge....head. His skull is the size of a watermelon!
I'm not sure why I am trying. Gevlon 's facts are wrong, I point it out repeatedly, and nothing changes. |

Powers Sa
951
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:33:00 -
[148] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: Also the 15 neuts + panic log-ins was personally witnessed.
It was 8 neut reppers and was in the dark days before we kicked Vegas and Saeger for being generally unpleasant to be with. Since they were removed, things have gotten much better  Oh man are we doing viktor vegas nostalgia now? That guy was classic. lol |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
364
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:35:00 -
[149] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:Professor Clio definitely has a huge....head. His skull is the size of a watermelon!
I'm not sure why I am trying. Gevlon 's facts are wrong, I point it out repeatedly, and nothing changes.
Don't mention my giant head, you know I'm sensitive about it. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2571
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:36:00 -
[150] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:Professor Clio definitely has a huge....head. His skull is the size of a watermelon!
I'm not sure why I am trying. Gevlon 's facts are wrong, I point it out repeatedly, and nothing changes. Silly Louis. That's because he chooses what information is relevant. Pick data that he thinks is relevant (so anything that proves his point) and only that data, and he will listen. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
162
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:36:00 -
[151] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:I can use facts and numbers and twist them into propagana too, its easy. Watch:
In this most recent war we have done 13.81B worth of damage to marmite and they have done 15.55 B worth of damage to us. Marmite has roughly 300 members so we have done 46m isk worth of damage to each marmite member. Meanwhile there's roughly 7K RvB members so marmite has done 2.2m damage to each RvB member. We're winning by a HUGE margin!
Similarly we have done 20.36B isk worth of damage to lemmings, which is about 67m isk per member and they have done 25.4B damage to us, which is 3.6m isk per member.
My numbers are just as true as Gevlon's and make just as much sense (that is to say, very little)
Actually you make lot of sense. Your calculation is correct and this is the very reason you aren't defeated yet and could get away protecting Goons without member loss. Your losses are distributed by so many members that most of them don't feel it.
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Dramaticus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
468
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:37:00 -
[152] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote:Professor Clio definitely has a huge....head. His skull is the size of a watermelon!
I'm not sure why I am trying. Gevlon 's facts are wrong, I point it out repeatedly, and nothing changes. Don't mention my giant head, you know I'm sensitive about it.
Hey I just wanted to say your name(Clio) reminds me of the Sony CLIE that I used to have an that my post is backed my more fact than anything else Gevlon has put forth The 'do-nothing' member of the GoonSwarm Economic Warfare Cabal
The edge is REALLY hard to see at times but it DOES exist and in this case we were looking at a situation where a new feature created for all of our customers was being virtually curbstomped by five of them |

Powers Sa
951
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:40:00 -
[153] - Quote
mynnna wrote:Weaselior wrote:he views himself as a randian superman and views the world and the game through that autistic viewpoint.
that's why he's so angry at anyone standing between him and being space important and absolutely loses it when he's mocked for being irrelevant, it punctures that randian superman self-image and without that, well, he's just a crazy nut Also randian philosophy dictates he be incredibly jealous of anyone wealthier than him as it means they're his moral superior or something, which is why I seem to appear so prominently in his ramblings. Gevlon Goblin wrote:Mangala dear, instead of desperate damage control, let me help you how can you disprove me forever and even get a public apology: Still not hearing your explanation for the whole "why didn't we use them to protect us for five years" thing. As you're running away in terror from that gaping hole in your argument, it's clear you're acknowledging how full of **** you are. I assume he ignores me, the hero of poco saves, due to the fact that he can gain more recognition riding on the coat tails of your fame.
Clearly I'm more important than you because he's not getting his way in highsec due to my efforts  lol |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
364
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:41:00 -
[154] - Quote
Dramaticus wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote:Professor Clio definitely has a huge....head. His skull is the size of a watermelon!
I'm not sure why I am trying. Gevlon 's facts are wrong, I point it out repeatedly, and nothing changes. Don't mention my giant head, you know I'm sensitive about it. Hey I just wanted to say your name(Clio) reminds me of the Sony CLIE that I used to have an that my post is backed my more fact than anything else Gevlon has put forth
It actually comes from the greek muse of history. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clio |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6601
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:43:00 -
[155] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:Dramaticus wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote:Professor Clio definitely has a huge....head. His skull is the size of a watermelon!
I'm not sure why I am trying. Gevlon 's facts are wrong, I point it out repeatedly, and nothing changes. Don't mention my giant head, you know I'm sensitive about it. Hey I just wanted to say your name(Clio) reminds me of the Sony CLIE that I used to have an that my post is backed my more fact than anything else Gevlon has put forth It actually comes from the greek muse of history. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clio i have four graphs and seven paragraphs of insane ramblings that proves it definitely does not Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Powers Sa
951
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 19:44:00 -
[156] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:Dramaticus wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote:Professor Clio definitely has a huge....head. His skull is the size of a watermelon!
I'm not sure why I am trying. Gevlon 's facts are wrong, I point it out repeatedly, and nothing changes. Don't mention my giant head, you know I'm sensitive about it. Hey I just wanted to say your name(Clio) reminds me of the Sony CLIE that I used to have an that my post is backed my more fact than anything else Gevlon has put forth It actually comes from the greek muse of history. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clio Do you also do tarot card readings? lol |

Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
86
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 20:13:00 -
[157] - Quote
Weaselior wrote: i have four graphs and seven paragraphs of insane ramblings that proves it definitely does not
No pie charts? Good lord what do I have to do to get a freakin' pie chart! All these stupid numbers and words thrown around and no pie. I want pie or I'm turning off the SRP and I'll blow the 50,000 frigates to the moon by myself! Gimme pie!
Nevermind, Powers please go wake up Mittani, I need him to drive me to the store-I'll buy my own pie. The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits ~Albert Einstein
-á-á-á |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
150
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 20:16:00 -
[158] - Quote
Northern Misfit wrote:Weaselior wrote: i have four graphs and seven paragraphs of insane ramblings that proves it definitely does not
No pie charts? Good lord what do I have to do to get a freakin' pie chart! All these stupid numbers and words thrown around and no pie. I want pie or I'm turning off the SRP and I'll blow the 50,000 frigates to the moon by myself! Gimme pie! Nevermind, Powers please go wake up Mittani, I need him to drive me to the store-I'll buy my own pie.
As a reward for our loyal services, we have been granted the right to call him Mittens. |

Rhes
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
743
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 20:16:00 -
[159] - Quote
Oh man...why didn't anybody tell me Gevlon was having a complete meltdown? EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
150
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 20:25:00 -
[160] - Quote
Rhes wrote:Oh man...why didn't anybody tell me Gevlon was having a complete meltdown?
I think we're well past the melting stage and we are about to reach the boiling point. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
146
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 21:17:00 -
[161] - Quote
Benny Ohu wrote:i was there for the war of the mate
the bonds of mateship are not easily broken
As a veteran of the war of mate who was based out of Josameto with MINILUV, I want to confirm that this mate speaks the truth, mate. |

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
16540
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 21:22:00 -
[162] - Quote
I don't see how it's a scam, players join RvB so that they can shoot stuff, RvB have a mutually beneficial agreement with Goons that provides them with plenty of stuff to shoot at.
That's a win win situation for RvB, and they still get to shoot at Goons during RvB Ganked Roams, along with everyone else that crosses their path.
In short Gevlon is rapidly becoming Dinsdale 2.0 (new and improved, with even more tinfoil than the original) |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
523
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 21:34:00 -
[163] - Quote
I don't see why all these people hate Janoekovitsj in ukraine, I mean... He gets some nice moneys from the oil mobsters and Putin covertly has his back... **** Europe and the free markets and crap.
In short: Obama is ******.
D.
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Dunk Dinkle
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
33
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 21:52:00 -
[164] - Quote
I wonder who our Secret Puppetmaster is...
Also, I would pay for a Gevlon/Dinsdale podcast. That would be tremendous. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
150
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 22:16:00 -
[165] - Quote
Dunk Dinkle wrote:I wonder who our Secret Puppetmaster is...
Also, I would pay for a Gevlon/Dinsdale podcast. That would be tremendous.
CCP Dolan, duh ;) |

Froggy Storm
Paxton Industries Gentlemen's Agreement
189
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 22:25:00 -
[166] - Quote
Dunk Dinkle wrote:I wonder who our Secret Puppetmaster is...
Also, I would pay for a Gevlon/Dinsdale podcast. That would be tremendous.
Maybe we can get Bill Nye to challenge Gev to a debate. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
150
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 22:31:00 -
[167] - Quote
Froggy Storm wrote:Dunk Dinkle wrote:I wonder who our Secret Puppetmaster is...
Also, I would pay for a Gevlon/Dinsdale podcast. That would be tremendous. Maybe we can get Bill Nye to challenge Gev to a debate.
Aaand we're done here, that post just won. |

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
16540
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 22:34:00 -
[168] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Dramaticus wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote:Professor Clio definitely has a huge....head. His skull is the size of a watermelon!
I'm not sure why I am trying. Gevlon 's facts are wrong, I point it out repeatedly, and nothing changes. Don't mention my giant head, you know I'm sensitive about it. Hey I just wanted to say your name(Clio) reminds me of the Sony CLIE that I used to have an that my post is backed my more fact than anything else Gevlon has put forth It actually comes from the greek muse of history. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clio i have four graphs and seven paragraphs of insane ramblings that proves it definitely does not You're both wrong, a Clio is a small hatchback from Renault. Ahh Nicole
|

BKM Industries
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
32
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 22:53:00 -
[169] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:BKM Industries wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:BKM Industries wrote:We had 0 neutral logi and you may want to learn more about the game. You can not dock while sitting at a gate. So to answer the DPS question 0 DPS was needed to counter the 0 neutral logi. Might want to re-think your logic. Ahhahahahah Aren't you precious. You have metric ****-tons of neutral logi, whether you're showing them on the field or not. Literally no-one is dumb enough to think you would undock without it. Shhh no one can know that each member is required to have no less then 27 neut logis anytime you undock. If people knew that we would be the biggest alliance in eve or damn close. You know we also don't leave jita or eve the undock ring. In fact http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WJi59XdfQE is not even us in null sec killing noob WT's CCP ****** up and moved Jita to null for 30min so we could go to null. They also gave us super powers so our logi could cloak from local chat. The docking ring also extended to the gate but only for us. I can not believe I am respond to a goon and a not so bright one at that who believes everything he hears. FYI man Superman is not real but Danalee is hung like an elephant. Are you seriously telling me you don't need logi to bomb T1 cruisers and frigates? Holy hell man, I have been playing this game all wrong! A video of you sneaking about in cloaky ships and bombing people on a gate really means nothing towards whether you use neut logi and sit on 4-4 99% of the time, which you very much do. I don't need anyone to "tell" me this, it's rather self evident if you've ever been to Jita in the last year (which I have). Also the 15 neuts + panic log-ins was personally witnessed.
Show the proof of this 15 man log in then. http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/pilot_detail/612823499/kills/ funny if I spend 99% of my time in jita killing peps with logi where are all my jita kills? See you take a few people and turn that into what a whole alliance does. That is like me saying hey look I killed 3 guys from goons in high sec so that means all goons live in high sec.
Just when I thought he could not say anything else dumb he proved me wrong at that at least. type something here to make a cool sig!!! |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
163
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 23:10:00 -
[170] - Quote
Hey beefolk, an update on the opening post:
Quote:let's see the same thing from GSF perspective ( details on my blog)! Goonswarm was attacked in 130 wars since Jan 1, 2013. Goons and allies lost 423.4B in these wars. RvB joined to 13 wars, and in these wars GSF and allies lost 264.4B. So 62% of the war losses happened while under protection of RvB. Granted, it's not 100%. Bad, bad pets! |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6605
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 23:37:00 -
[171] - Quote
betting that once again virtually all of the damage is burn jita damage where concord did the actual killing Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6605
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 23:40:00 -
[172] - Quote
gevlon riddle me this
before conquerable highsec pocos existed there was nothing that we could gain in highsec at an alliance level
why did we go to the three and a half year effort to create a pair of 4000 man spy alliances with nothing in highsec we needed to defend with these spy alliances Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6605
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 23:41:00 -
[173] - Quote
by the way is it like a formal requirement that marmite posters be horrendous posters or does tora just have a lot of posting alts Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Powers Sa
951
|
Posted - 2014.02.20 23:43:00 -
[174] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey beefolk, an update on the opening post: Quote:let's see the same thing from GSF perspective ( details on my blog)! Goonswarm was attacked in 130 wars since Jan 1, 2013. Goons and allies lost 423.4B in these wars. RvB joined to 13 wars, and in these wars GSF and allies lost 264.4B. So 62% of the war losses happened while under protection of RvB. Granted, it's not 100%. Bad, bad pets! This here is my thread now. The more you madpost, the more dudes I get in fleets. Please keep it up. Literally making my job easy. lol |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
147
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 01:02:00 -
[175] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey beefolk, an update on the opening post: Quote:let's see the same thing from GSF perspective ( details on my blog)! Goonswarm was attacked in 130 wars since Jan 1, 2013. Goons and allies lost 423.4B in these wars. RvB joined to 13 wars, and in these wars GSF and allies lost 264.4B. So 62% of the war losses happened while under protection of RvB. Granted, it's not 100%. Bad, bad pets! We lost just shy of 2.5 trillion isk in one battle and called it a win. We're supposed to notice a daily average loss that's three orders of magnitude smaller and quake in our space boots? You, son, would need a ladder and a pair of binoculars to even look up and see the level we're playing at. |

Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
2119
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Posted - 2014.02.21 01:21:00 -
[176] - Quote
Mr Goblin, any chance you could say the words "Grr Goons", videotape it, loop it for 8-+ hours, upload it on Youtube, and give me something to get me through the workday?
Certainly would be more interesting than reviewing Indonesian aircraft maintenance records. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=318489 - Proposal for a new type of tech 2 Destroyer If you want to mine in highsec, read www.minerbumping.com. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2724
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 01:39:00 -
[177] - Quote
Rhes wrote:Oh man...why didn't anybody tell me Gevlon was having a complete meltdown?
this is a hollywood meltdown; we're at the stage where arnie has used a grenade launcher to push him into the molten steel, and he's wailing about manically grasping for a form that will hold
good film
bad blogger "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2991
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 01:45:00 -
[178] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:gevlon riddle me this
before conquerable highsec pocos existed there was nothing that we could gain in highsec at an alliance level
why did we go to the three and a half year effort to create a pair of 4000 man spy alliances with nothing in highsec we needed to defend with these spy alliances
This is the same inconvenient point I made back several pages ago which he brushed aside and ignored, as it destroys his entire premise.  Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2724
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 01:50:00 -
[179] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:BKM Industries wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:BKM Industries wrote:We had 0 neutral logi and you may want to learn more about the game. You can not dock while sitting at a gate. So to answer the DPS question 0 DPS was needed to counter the 0 neutral logi. Might want to re-think your logic. Ahhahahahah Aren't you precious. You have metric ****-tons of neutral logi, whether you're showing them on the field or not. Literally no-one is dumb enough to think you would undock without it. Shhh no one can know that each member is required to have no less then 27 neut logis anytime you undock. If people knew that we would be the biggest alliance in eve or damn close. You know we also don't leave jita or eve the undock ring. In fact http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WJi59XdfQE is not even us in null sec killing noob WT's CCP ****** up and moved Jita to null for 30min so we could go to null. They also gave us super powers so our logi could cloak from local chat. The docking ring also extended to the gate but only for us. I can not believe I am respond to a goon and a not so bright one at that who believes everything he hears. FYI man Superman is not real but Danalee is hung like an elephant. Are you seriously telling me you don't need logi to bomb T1 cruisers and frigates? Holy hell man, I have been playing this game all wrong! A video of you sneaking about in cloaky ships and bombing people on a gate really means nothing towards whether you use neut logi and sit on 4-4 99% of the time, which you very much do. I don't need anyone to "tell" me this, it's rather self evident if you've ever been to Jita in the last year (which I have). Also the 15 neuts + panic log-ins was personally witnessed. Show the proof of this 15 man log in then. http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/pilot_detail/612823499/kills/ funny if I spend 99% of my time in jita killing peps with logi where are all my jita kills? See you take a few people and turn that into what a whole alliance does. That is like me saying hey look I killed 3 guys from goons in high sec so that means all goons live in high sec. Just when I thought he could not say anything else dumb he proved me wrong at that at least.
you are super angry and insecure friend, take some beta-blockers or something i dont want you to hurt yourself
you were huffing and buffing about being a big boy taking fights in 0.0, but to back this up you showed a video of you bombing some cheap T1 junk and then warping away
i was going to just quote it and say "hahahahah" since it was so self-evidently ridiculous, but the fact i've driven you to linking an ~~elite killboard~~ of you sitting on a highsec pipe, as some form of evidence you don't sit in highsec near-all the time, I am at a loss for words and suggest looking at your own links with a critical eye will be more illuminating for you than something i post here
actually looking at it further, nearly a whole half your kills are against somebody who could shoot back. i take it back, this is rather an achievement where do i sign on your "big boy now" card. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Capt Starfox
Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team
578
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 02:17:00 -
[180] - Quote
I still can't get past that this whole thread is irrelevant to the fact that those who join RVB get exactly what they want out of it. Even if some weird red headed step child goon pet, RVB members join to pew pew spaceships in highsec and sometimes low/null, but mainly in highsec, with ease; undock, there's a WT, awesome! Pew pew!
By becoming a goon pet the above statement doesn't change. Thus, this whole argument doesn't matter, like at all.
If you were to tell me that RVB wasn't getting as many WT's, or kills as they could be getting because of goons, then okay, you might be on to something; that will never happen. Instead your argument suggests that goons help deliver RVB more WT's and kills... which is the whole damn point of RVB. FFS. Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6611
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 02:18:00 -
[181] - Quote
mynnna wrote:Weaselior wrote:gevlon riddle me this
before conquerable highsec pocos existed there was nothing that we could gain in highsec at an alliance level
why did we go to the three and a half year effort to create a pair of 4000 man spy alliances with nothing in highsec we needed to defend with these spy alliances This is the same inconvenient point I made back several pages ago which he brushed aside and ignored, as it destroys his entire premise.  I'm sure he just kept mashing where the moderate comment button is on wordpress while cursing ccp as goon pets for failing to code it into eveo instead of ignoring it Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Johan March
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
105
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 03:07:00 -
[182] - Quote
I think Gevlon is just really, really pissed off that Mynnna, Weaselior, et. al. have multiples of his interstellar kredit net worth. Ayn Rand comes to him in his dreams and screams at him in Russian that he is nothing more than a dirty, dirty, moocher. |

Saint Dongsmith
Dongsmith Investments and Acquisitions
2
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 03:55:00 -
[183] - Quote
that is a lot of words signifying nothing op |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
164
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 04:11:00 -
[184] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:gevlon riddle me this
before conquerable highsec pocos existed there was nothing that we could gain in highsec at an alliance level
You're right. There is nothing in highsec a Goon needs. So 2x Burn Jita, Nx Hulkageddon were all imagined by me. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6614
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 04:17:00 -
[185] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Weaselior wrote:gevlon riddle me this
before conquerable highsec pocos existed there was nothing that we could gain in highsec at an alliance level
You're right. There is nothing in highsec a Goon needs. So 2x Burn Jita, Nx Hulkageddon were all imagined by me. could you explain at length in graph form how each of the times we directed a firm and warm stream of urine at your face and the face of every other pubbie like you just to show we could we needed rvb to save our
uh
suicide catalysts
from the vicious wardecs that would have otherwised crippled the rain of suicide catalysts by someone whoring on them as they suicided into miners and the exact amount of isk per hour we've earned from our four years of effort Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3766
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 04:19:00 -
[186] - Quote
I think I've figured out his nastiest surprise of all, which he will wait to reveal years from now...
This whole charade of ridiculous and loony blog and forum posts is done on purpose. As we speak, he is computing all of the isk that Goons could have earned ratting but didn't because they were reading and responding to his drivel.
How many billions, perhaps trillions of isk is Gevlon effectively stealing from Goons by wasting their time?
This is the greatest...
scam....
ever
Gevlon, you are a genius! See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2993
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 04:26:00 -
[187] - Quote
Joke's on him, ishtars mean afk ratting. Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4663
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 04:48:00 -
[188] - Quote
Whilst reading this thread my AFK Ishtars have been making billions. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
2122
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 04:58:00 -
[189] - Quote
mynnna wrote:Joke's on him, ishtars mean afk ratting.
I think we need some action against bot aspirant behaviour in nullsec. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=318489 - Proposal for a new type of tech 2 Destroyer If you want to mine in highsec, read www.minerbumping.com. |

Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
2122
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 04:59:00 -
[190] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Weaselior wrote:gevlon riddle me this
before conquerable highsec pocos existed there was nothing that we could gain in highsec at an alliance level
You're right. There is nothing in highsec a Goon needs. So 2x Burn Jita, Nx Hulkageddon were all imagined by me.
There is fighting for something because you feel you need it, and fighting for the lulz. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=318489 - Proposal for a new type of tech 2 Destroyer If you want to mine in highsec, read www.minerbumping.com. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
153
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 05:06:00 -
[191] - Quote
I don't think Gevlon has given serious thought to what RvB got out of this on top of fights. We got POCOs, lots of POCOs, and their associated income. During the great POCO rush of November 2013, only 2 groups were ready for a big grab - RvB, and the Goons. Cooperation made a lot of sense for both RvB and the CFC.
Of course, this income would be insignificant for the Goons, but for us it's quite nice. We have no moons, our members do little ratting/missioning so tax income is low, we don't rent space... but POCO cash we have!
But that's not the interesting part...
Now some of you may thus conclude "ok, if the income is insignificant for a large nullsec alliance, why do the Goons care about *their* POCOs". I don't know. It makes Gevlon's quest quite peculiar.
But... the CFC leadership *does* know what it's doing. They are cunning, soo very cunning. Maybe there is some kind of grand plan here, something only they know. Some angle, some event to come, some market manipulation. But what is it? They aren't telling. Maybe it's just "we have POCOs lol" after all.
But Gevlon figures there has to be *something*, even though he has no idea what it is. So he's chasing this, this shadow, this hypothetical grand design.
And once you realize that Gevlon is chasing shadows... once we have this *context* allowing us to understand his behaviour... it all makes sense. These graphs, these charts, they are powerful lights to pierce the shadows and reveal the truth!
Of *course* RvB are the goon's pets! Of course Professor Clio has used his giant head to bamboozle the RvB CEO! Of course the leadership has tricked all the members! Of course RvB members are risk adverse! Of course RvB leaps to the CFC's defence at every turn! Of course RvB was created 4 years ago for this very task - the goons knew that high Sec POCOs were coming! IT ALL MAKES SENSE! It's *all* connected! Can't you see!?!
Wow... I feel so much better now. |

Istyn
Freight Club The Marmite Collective
294
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 05:11:00 -
[192] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:mostly The Marmite Collective, the alliance with the best killboard ratio in EVE.
I'm not sure this is actually true. Even if it is, it is largely meaningless, other than from a mercenary-advert perspective. |

Bully B
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
46
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 05:19:00 -
[193] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote: Of *course* RvB are the goon's pets! Of course Professor Clio has used his giant head to bamboozle the RvB CEO! Of course the leadership has tricked all the members! Of course RvB members are risk adverse! Of course RvB leaps to the CFC's defence at every turn! Of course RvB was created 4 years ago for this very task - the goons knew that high Sec POCOs were coming! IT ALL MAKES SENSE! It's *all* connected! Can't you see!?!
Finally, I can see the naked truth, that makes me happy. 
|

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
153
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 05:22:00 -
[194] - Quote
Bully B wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote: Of *course* RvB are the goon's pets! Of course Professor Clio has used his giant head to bamboozle the RvB CEO! Of course the leadership has tricked all the members! Of course RvB members are risk adverse! Of course RvB leaps to the CFC's defence at every turn! Of course RvB was created 4 years ago for this very task - the goons knew that high Sec POCOs were coming! IT ALL MAKES SENSE! It's *all* connected! Can't you see!?!
Finally, I can see the naked truth, that makes me happy. 
hehehe
But I'm not kidding when I said it made me feel better. Now that I understand where Gevlon is coming from, I feel a zen-like detachment, it's very soothing.
Of course I'll still have fun poking holes in his logic, but without that sense of urgency. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
153
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 05:24:00 -
[195] - Quote
Istyn wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:mostly The Marmite Collective, the alliance with the best killboard ratio in EVE. I'm not sure this is actually true. Even if it is, it is largely meaningless, other than from a mercenary-advert perspective.
Wow. Kudos to you for making that post. And I'll always be willing to admit that Marmite is *very* good at what it does. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
164
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 05:31:00 -
[196] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:I don't think Gevlon has given serious thought to what RvB got out of this on top of fights. We got POCOs, lots of POCOs, and their associated income. During the great POCO rush of November 2013, only 2 groups were ready for a big grab - RvB, and the Goons. Cooperation made a lot of sense for both RvB and the CFC.
Of course, this income would be insignificant for the Goons, but for us it's quite nice. We have no moons, our members do little ratting/missioning so tax income is low, we don't rent space... but POCO cash we have!
Ever heard of BoTLORD treaty? Goons and PL agreed not to directly attack the structures of each other in their respective regions they "own". You could have the same. Split the systems, you don't attack POCOs in Goon systems, they don't attack yours.
But instead you choose to go full ally, actively defending Goon assets. Since your POCOs were never in danger from anyone but Goons, you are bullied servants at best. Since my tiny alliance can contest Goon POCOs, it's clear that you were not forced to kiss the ring (and even then you could just have no POCOs). Above all, you could just give them the finger and "have fun fights". You choose to defend them. Just like you choose to defend Goons earlier this year. Which means you are their sockpuppet since years.
By the way I know that the reason Goons own POCOs is mostly "lol we have POCOs". Considering the fact that you are in RvB, you greatly undervalue "lol". |

Froggy Storm
Paxton Industries Gentlemen's Agreement
192
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 05:37:00 -
[197] - Quote
Erotica 1 wrote:I think I've figured out his nastiest surprise of all, which he will wait to reveal years from now...
This whole charade of ridiculous and loony blog and forum posts is done on purpose. As we speak, he is computing all of the isk that Goons could have earned ratting but didn't because they were reading and responding to his drivel.
How many billions, perhaps trillions of isk is Gevlon effectively stealing from Goons by wasting their time?
This is the greatest...
scam....
ever
Gevlon, you are a genius!
Damn phone at my response.
"Will you double the lost isk?" |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
97
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 05:47:00 -
[198] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote:I don't think Gevlon has given serious thought to what RvB got out of this on top of fights. We got POCOs, lots of POCOs, and their associated income. During the great POCO rush of November 2013, only 2 groups were ready for a big grab - RvB, and the Goons. Cooperation made a lot of sense for both RvB and the CFC.
Of course, this income would be insignificant for the Goons, but for us it's quite nice. We have no moons, our members do little ratting/missioning so tax income is low, we don't rent space... but POCO cash we have! Ever heard of BoTLORD treaty? Goons and PL agreed not to directly attack the structures of each other in their respective regions they "own". You could have the same. Split the systems, you don't attack POCOs in Goon systems, they don't attack yours. But instead you choose to go full ally, actively defending Goon assets. Since your POCOs were never in danger from anyone but Goons, you are bullied servants at best. Since my tiny alliance can contest Goon POCOs, it's clear that you were not forced to kiss the ring (and even then you could just have no POCOs). Above all, you could just give them the finger and "have fun fights". You choose to defend them. Just like you choose to defend Goons earlier this year. Which means you are their sockpuppet since years. By the way I know that the reason Goons own POCOs is mostly "lol we have POCOs". Considering the fact that you are in RvB, you greatly undervalue "lol".
Or maybe they choose to defend pocos to have those fun fights instead or endless structure grinding? Doesn't it sound simpler and more sane? But noooo, there has to be a big conspiracy. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
153
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 05:53:00 -
[199] - Quote
" Just like you choose to defend Goons earlier this year. Which means you are their sockpuppet since years."
You mean Burn Jita right?
Yes Gevlon, of course it means we are pets. Of course Mynnia is mocking you as we speak, and the only way to regain your mojo is to drink his precious POCO blood, yeeeessss.... |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
366
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 06:20:00 -
[200] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: Since my tiny alliance can contest Goon POCOs
We still have to see any evidence of that. |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
17
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 06:58:00 -
[201] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote:I don't think Gevlon has given serious thought to what RvB got out of this on top of fights. We got POCOs, lots of POCOs, and their associated income. During the great POCO rush of November 2013, only 2 groups were ready for a big grab - RvB, and the Goons. Cooperation made a lot of sense for both RvB and the CFC.
Of course, this income would be insignificant for the Goons, but for us it's quite nice. We have no moons, our members do little ratting/missioning so tax income is low, we don't rent space... but POCO cash we have! Ever heard of BoTLORD treaty? Goons and PL agreed not to directly attack the structures of each other in their respective regions they "own". You could have the same. Split the systems, you don't attack POCOs in Goon systems, they don't attack yours. But instead you choose to go full ally, actively defending Goon assets. Since your POCOs were never in danger from anyone but Goons, you are bullied servants at best. Since my tiny alliance can contest Goon POCOs, it's clear that you were not forced to kiss the ring (and even then you could just have no POCOs). Above all, you could just give them the finger and "have fun fights". You choose to defend them. Just like you choose to defend Goons earlier this year. Which means you are their sockpuppet since years. By the way I know that the reason Goons own POCOs is mostly "lol we have POCOs". Considering the fact that you are in RvB, you greatly undervalue "lol".
Begs the question then why go after RvB like this? You want the goon pocos, RvB is stopping you getting the pocos, so why not try to talk to them and get them to sign a non-aggression pact instead of mutual defense pact with goons and then get the hell out of yr way? You know its a bad idea to fight a 2 front war right? Didn't work for napoleon, didnt end well for Adolf. One fight at a time if you want to win! -á"quote=Erotica 1 "I would create a massive pyramid scheme in Eve to show you what it is, but I'm an honest business person, so you'll just have to find education elsewhere. Start with the wiki link that was linked by a person who didn't even read what he linked." Theres a reason I play eve XD |

Zappity
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
824
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 07:50:00 -
[202] - Quote
Who cares what the situation was five years ago? The situation now is more relevant. RvB is clearly aligned with a bloc. I think that is unfortunate given their strong history of just not caring. That's what made them so unique and useful.
I have consistently recommended that new PVPers join RvB until they find their feet. Now I hesitate. Perception matters even if the issue is actually irrelevant. Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
97
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 08:04:00 -
[203] - Quote
Tarojan wrote:Begs the question then why go after RvB like this? You want the goon pocos, RvB is stopping you getting the pocos, so why not try to talk to them and get them to sign a non-aggression pact instead of mutual defense pact with goons and then get the hell out of yr way? You know its a bad idea to fight a 2 front war right? Didn't work for napoleon, didnt end well for Adolf. One fight at a time if you want to win! Given the amount of sewage he spilled on them, that would be quite an achievement. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
164
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 08:13:00 -
[204] - Quote
Tarojan wrote: Begs the question then why go after RvB like this? You want the goon pocos, RvB is stopping you getting the pocos, so why not try to talk to them and get them to sign a non-aggression pact instead of mutual defense pact with goons and then get the hell out of yr way? You know its a bad idea to fight a 2 front war right? Didn't work for napoleon, didnt end well for Adolf. One fight at a time if you want to win!
I have better idea. I'll warp to a belt during incursion and when the rats arrive, I just be diplomatic and nice and convince them to leave me alone. After all they aren't mining, we don't have conflicting interests. |

Bumsicle Wedgie
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
12
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 08:13:00 -
[205] - Quote
I enjoyed your EN24 rant muchly.
More please. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2572
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 08:18:00 -
[206] - Quote
Zappity wrote:Who cares what the situation was five years ago? The situation now is more relevant. RvB is clearly aligned with a bloc. I think that is unfortunate given their strong history of just not caring. That's what made them so unique and useful.
I have consistently recommended that new PVPers join RvB until they find their feet. Now I hesitate. Perception matters even if the issue is actually irrelevant. Surely that should encourage you to recommend new players join them more, you know, them showing that not only do they PvP a lot, but they are willing to work diplomatically to generate content, while still letting them fly into goons space and pew pew some people.
If they refused to be diplomatic with any groups that's ever ganked some noobs and upset people, they'd pretty much have to roll out alone. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
97
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 08:32:00 -
[207] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Tarojan wrote: Begs the question then why go after RvB like this? You want the goon pocos, RvB is stopping you getting the pocos, so why not try to talk to them and get them to sign a non-aggression pact instead of mutual defense pact with goons and then get the hell out of yr way? You know its a bad idea to fight a 2 front war right? Didn't work for napoleon, didnt end well for Adolf. One fight at a time if you want to win!
I have better idea. I'll warp to a belt during incursion and when the rats arrive, I just be diplomatic and nice and convince them to leave me alone. After all they aren't mining, we don't have conflicting interests. And because of this you are universally regarded as an idiot. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
524
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 08:35:00 -
[208] - Quote
THIS:Zappity wrote:Who cares what the situation was five years ago? The situation now is more relevant. RvB is clearly aligned with a bloc. I think that is unfortunate given their strong history of just not caring. That's what made them so unique and useful.
I have consistently recommended that new PVPers join RvB until they find their feet. Now I hesitate. Perception matters even if the issue is actually irrelevant.
And also, I'd like this cleared up aswel;
Mangala Solaris wrote:Mangala Solaris : (26 January 2014 - 07:15 PM) Im repricing on our kbs so may fix it may not be honestly idgaf
26th January? I was on my way back from the Winter Summit in Iceland at that stage. Stuck on a rail replacement bus till gone 8pm.
So there is someone on the RVB shoutbox using your name? Or are you saying you didn't post that ever? Oh and, suddenly the shoutbox is restricted, coincidence, I'm sure.
Sorry to be so hard on you, its a consequence of you being in the pants on fire hypocrit camp, I tend to paint those with the same brush. idgaf 
D.
 |

Domino Artan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
16
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 08:46:00 -
[209] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: Since my tiny alliance can contest Goon POCOs[..]
It's a fantasy that lemmings or marmite have ever contested a POCO. They haven't taken a single one, when they reffed a bunch of them during the 0-W deployment, 50 Goons fleeted up to to rep them and neither lemming or marmite came to fight for them. You all seem scared of Mitten's emissary in High Sec; Powers.
The numbers turning up for these ops are going up because the rage after you fail to take one is so delicious. If you shut up and poked away you'd probably get somewhere - but you can't shut up.
It's comedy to see you trying to meta RvB with a tactic one level below 'look behind you' - by calling them pets.
|

gnshadowninja
Concentrated Evil The Marmite Collective
72
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 10:49:00 -
[210] - Quote
Domino Artan wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: Since my tiny alliance can contest Goon POCOs[..]
It's a fantasy that lemmings or marmite have ever contested a POCO. They haven't taken a single one, when they reffed a bunch of them during the 0-W deployment, 50 Goons fleeted up to to rep them and neither lemming or marmite came to fight for them. You all seem scared of Mitten's emissary in High Sec; Powers. The numbers turning up for these ops are going up because the rage after you fail to take one is so delicious. If you shut up and poked away you'd probably get somewhere - but you can't shut up. It's comedy to see you trying to meta RvB with a tactic one level below 'look behind you' - by calling them pets.
Understand, marmite has no use for POCOs and your blind to this. M33P |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
141
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 11:18:00 -
[211] - Quote
Anyone seen my purple pony ? |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
112
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 13:15:00 -
[212] - Quote
gnshadowninja wrote:Domino Artan wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: Since my tiny alliance can contest Goon POCOs[..]
It's a fantasy that lemmings or marmite have ever contested a POCO. They haven't taken a single one, when they reffed a bunch of them during the 0-W deployment, 50 Goons fleeted up to to rep them and neither lemming or marmite came to fight for them. You all seem scared of Mitten's emissary in High Sec; Powers. The numbers turning up for these ops are going up because the rage after you fail to take one is so delicious. If you shut up and poked away you'd probably get somewhere - but you can't shut up. It's comedy to see you trying to meta RvB with a tactic one level below 'look behind you' - by calling them pets. Understand, marmite has no use for POCOs and your blind to this.
Can I take this as admission that marmite has no interest in shooting POCOs, and you're just taking advantage of someone who's clearly mentally ill?
Also, it's "you're", short for "you are". |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
154
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Posted - 2014.02.21 13:36:00 -
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Zappity wrote:Who cares what the situation was five years ago? The situation now is more relevant. RvB is clearly aligned with a bloc. I think that is unfortunate given their strong history of just not caring. That's what made them so unique and useful.
I have consistently recommended that new PVPers join RvB until they find their feet. Now I hesitate. Perception matters even if the issue is actually irrelevant.
Hello there. While the roots of the presents are found in the past, etc etc, you have a point. But gevlon has claimed, amongst other things, that RvB was created by the goons. This claim doesn't bear any sort of scrutiny.
RvB is working with the goons *for POCOs only*. That is it. I agree with you that this limited cooperation may "look a bit odd" to some.
The problem we have here is that Gevlon is on a one man propaganda war. Most of what he's stating is nonsense, and we have soundly refuted it. But Gevlon isn't interested in facts. This is a problem because although what he says isn't founded in reality, it could sway someone who's knew to the game and doesn't understand the intricacies of politics, wardecs etc |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
143
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Posted - 2014.02.21 13:42:00 -
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We will take over every single poco in Eve. I will let loose my burning passion on you, breathing out on you the fire of my wrath and I will give you up into the hands of men like Lemmings, trained to destruction!
Lemmings 21:31 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2726
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Posted - 2014.02.21 14:05:00 -
[215] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Since my tiny alliance can contest Goon POCOs,
how many have you taken from us
my records show zero, but surely you can't be chestbeating about taking zero, that would be very odd behaviour
Gevlon Goblin wrote:By the way I know that the reason Goons own POCOs is mostly "lol we have POCOs"
RvBee POCOs make more than your entire net worth in a surprisingly small amount of time, and there is nothing you can do about it goober.
oh no wait
maybe you can use excel charts to take them down?
have you tried running the numbers on how many graphs-per-second it would take to reinforce a POCO, it would be a number you can achieve with some hard work I am sure
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Just like you choose to defend Goons earlier this year
When you're saying things that even you know aren't true, in order to keep going with your argument, surely this must feel terrible? I can you point out some battle-reports where RvB have assisted us in suicide ganking? Presumably they would be taking out ECM, logi, and anything actually trying to stop us doing it.
How angry are you on a scale of 1 to 10 that you will never have the ability to harm us in any way? "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2726
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Posted - 2014.02.21 14:07:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Tarojan wrote: Begs the question then why go after RvB like this? You want the goon pocos, RvB is stopping you getting the pocos, so why not try to talk to them and get them to sign a non-aggression pact instead of mutual defense pact with goons and then get the hell out of yr way? You know its a bad idea to fight a 2 front war right? Didn't work for napoleon, didnt end well for Adolf. One fight at a time if you want to win!
I have better idea. I'll warp to a belt during incursion and when the rats arrive, I just be diplomatic and nice and convince them to leave me alone. After all they aren't mining, we don't have conflicting interests.
Herein lies the problem you face in EvE, Gevlon. On a very basic level, you can't even see the difference between the actions of an NPC and a person. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2726
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Posted - 2014.02.21 14:11:00 -
[217] - Quote
Danalee wrote:GåôGåô Might want to look up the meaning of the word contest  You say they aren't contested and than describe at lenght that they are. It's also comedy to see you lot trying to drown a discussion in stuck up faux rebuttals and FYAD type nonsense
You've never been on Grid with another fleet to compete/contest for the objective. You've done lots of setting yourself up for the contest (the RFing part) but the actual contest has been something that you're not quite up to yet.
Gevlon pays you either way though, so in the current setup I can't imagine why you would contest them. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
165
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Posted - 2014.02.21 14:19:00 -
[218] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote: RvB is working with the goons *for POCOs only*. That is it. I agree with you that this limited cooperation may "look a bit odd" to some.
Oh, and Burn Jita. That's even Mangala admitted. I'm afraid you didn't get the latest damage control memo. Please check alliance MOTD more often.
The current official story is "RvB worked with Goons for POCOs and burn Jita for fun". By the way, this covers 2/3 of the highsec war activity of Goons and 2/3 of the non-consensual war activity of RvB too. That 1/3 when Goons fought alone totally proves that RvB isn't cooperating.
Khanh'rhh wrote: Herein lies the problem you face in EvE, Gevlon. On a very basic level, you can't even see the difference between the actions of an NPC and a person.
The difference exists if the person has a choice. I mean if RvB directors would be able to make decisions, I could try to influence it. However the decision making of RvB leadership is identical to the belt rat: 1: object sighted 2: compare object with the list of hostiles provided by the programmer (Dev for belt rat, Goons for RvB) 3: if comparison is positive, attack, if not, ignore
There is absolutely nothing I (or anyone) can do to change the decisions of RvB or the belt rat. They were made long before I started playing EVE. Trying to engage diplomacy with either one would only provide a hilarious chatlog. The only rational response is destroying it. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
113
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 14:23:00 -
[219] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: words
Friendly advice: Quit flapping your gums before you make yourself look even more demented. I'd take a good 6 months away from posting anything if I was in your shoes. |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
455
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Posted - 2014.02.21 14:38:00 -
[220] - Quote
If I were RVB, I would join goonswarm. Just because. Maybe then Goblin would STFU. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3000
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Posted - 2014.02.21 14:40:00 -
[221] - Quote
Historically if we want someone to not interfere with burn jita we throw fifty goons in battlecruisers at them if not simply blap them with our ganking ships, since it's always lone idiots rather than any organized response. Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2573
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Posted - 2014.02.21 14:47:00 -
[222] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:The current official story is "RvB worked with Goons for POCOs and burn Jita for fun". By the way, this covers 2/3 of the highsec war activity of Goons and 2/3 of the non-consensual war activity of RvB too. That 1/3 when Goons fought alone totally proves that RvB isn't cooperating. Can you answer me 1 thing seriously? Do you actually believe your own propaganda? Are you in fact that dumb?
It seems to anybody with an ounce of sense that what has happened here is you've got this idea that "hey, maybe I could say RvB is owned by the goons!", then you've got and found a single scrap of data to support it, ignoring the mountains of data to the contrary (see, non-highsec-wardec combat, which unsurprisingly is what most null alliances deal with day to day).
Then you've gone and posted it. Everyone outside your little group of fanboys has basically laughed in your face at how incredibly moronic the idea is, and that single scrap of data has be reasonably explained, with things recorded historically to prove it (so not backstopped).
At this point most people would simply have let it die off, chalked up to a bad play. But no, you press on. And guess what, still it does nothing. Still RvB members aren't leaping out of the alliance left right and centre. Why? Because the entire notion is ridiculous.
This all leads me to conclude that you in fact believe your own spout. Understand that even the majority of your lemmings and Marmites probably don't believe it, since they in fact do have some sense (though there's no way they'd admit it, as they must back your play, since you are effectively the Marmite and Lemming leader). And if you really believe this shite, then you are by several orders of magnitude more of a moron than anyone you have ever posted in your moron of the week. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
115
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Posted - 2014.02.21 14:47:00 -
[223] - Quote
mynnna wrote:Historically if we want someone to not interfere with burn jita we throw fifty goons in battlecruisers at them if not simply blap them with our ganking ships, since it's always lone idiots rather than any organized response.
Congratulations on your 3000th like (it was me) |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
150
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Posted - 2014.02.21 14:47:00 -
[224] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote: RvB is working with the goons *for POCOs only*. That is it. I agree with you that this limited cooperation may "look a bit odd" to some.
Oh, and Burn Jita. That's even Mangala admitted. I'm afraid you didn't get the latest damage control memo. Please check alliance MOTD more often. The current official story is "RvB worked with Goons for POCOs and burn Jita for fun". By the way, this covers 2/3 of the highsec war activity of Goons and 2/3 of the non-consensual war activity of RvB too. That 1/3 when Goons fought alone totally proves that RvB isn't cooperating. Khanh'rhh wrote: Herein lies the problem you face in EvE, Gevlon. On a very basic level, you can't even see the difference between the actions of an NPC and a person.
The difference exists if the person has a choice. I mean if RvB directors would be able to make decisions, I could try to influence it. However the decision making of RvB leadership is identical to the belt rat: 1: object sighted 2: compare object with the list of hostiles provided by the programmer (Dev for belt rat, Goons for RvB) 3: if comparison is positive, attack, if not, ignore There is absolutely nothing I (or anyone) can do to change the decisions of RvB or the belt rat. They were made long before I started playing EVE. Trying to engage diplomacy with either one would only provide a hilarious chatlog. The only rational response is destroying it.
Wow, your lack of imagination and basic understanding of human behaviour is staggering. I'd heard you were a king among autistic pubbies before, but I never imagined anyone capable of uttering such un-self-concious bollocks.
The simple truth of the matter is that trying to engage in diplomacy would only provide a hilarious chatlog in your case. For any person of ability, who approached the matter in a mature and respectful manner, it could very well prove profitable.
Stop being such a shitler and trying to divine human behaviour via graphs and marginal return calculations. You might actually have more fun and end up a useful contributor to the vast human tapestry that is eve.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2573
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Posted - 2014.02.21 14:50:00 -
[225] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:If I were RVB, I would join goonswarm. Just because. Maybe then Goblin would STFU. RvB don't strike me as the type to buckle to the pressure of impotent words being belted out by a doofus with his eyes closed and his fingers in his ears. I imagine there response will continue to be "proceed as normal". Eventually he'll run out of breath, realise all the screaming did nothing, and find a new really really bad idea for propaganda. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
165
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Posted - 2014.02.21 14:51:00 -
[226] - Quote
mynnna wrote:Historically if we want someone to not interfere with burn jita we throw fifty goons in battlecruisers at them if not simply blap them with our ganking ships, since it's always lone idiots rather than any organized response. Really?
Xaerael Endiel wrote: Congratulations on your 3000th like (it was me)
Don't forget to click on the paplink! |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2576
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Posted - 2014.02.21 14:55:00 -
[227] - Quote
Samahiel Sotken wrote:The simple truth of the matter is that trying to engage in diplomacy would only provide a hilarious chatlog in your case. For any person of ability, who approached the matter in a mature and respectful manner, it could very well prove profitable.
Stop being such a shitler and trying to divine human behaviour via graphs and marginal return calculations. You might actually have more fun and end up a useful contributor to the vast human tapestry that is eve. Just wait, you are going to get his sob story about how RvB attacked 8000 to 50, thus somehow displaying their lack of ability to be diplomatic, even though the reason they attacked was through diplomacy with another group. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
118
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 14:56:00 -
[228] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:mynnna wrote:Historically if we want someone to not interfere with burn jita we throw fifty goons in battlecruisers at them if not simply blap them with our ganking ships, since it's always lone idiots rather than any organized response. Really?Xaerael Endiel wrote: Congratulations on your 3000th like (it was me)
Don't forget to click on the paplink!
Clicked all the ones that broke your POCO dreams so far, Pubbie. Ba-Kaw! |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
525
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Posted - 2014.02.21 14:56:00 -
[229] - Quote
Xaerael Endiel wrote:Can I take this as admission that marmite has no interest in shooting POCOs, and you're just taking advantage of someone who's clearly mentally ill?
Look, take it anyway you want to but don't be so hard on yourself, we don't think you are THAT mentally ill... Maybe just a wee bit 
Oh, still trying to make this go away or something?;
Mangala Solaris wrote: Dear fellow RvB-ers. We have lot of fun in both Red versus Blue and purple wars.
But we unfortunately live in a *metagame* universe, where shooting the wrong Falcon can literally break coalitions. In a universe where spies, space-politicians, propagandist do their "serious" stuff, instead of just undocking and having fun.
We cannot allow even the appearance of being political, because we cannot allow a newbie think that if he joins us, he'll be banned from half of Nullsec by declared to be the spy of the other half. No matter how accurately we try to balance our actions, by luck or by others doing *metagame* we can end up fighting a war for someone else.
So, from now on, we will not initiate wars. We just fight Red versus Blue and of course we fight anyone who attacks us. We will also organize mutual wars with willing entities. While it takes some of the fun, it saves more.
And also, I'd like this cleared up aswel;
Mangala Solaris wrote:Mangala Solaris : (26 January 2014 - 07:15 PM) Im repricing on our kbs so may fix it may not be honestly idgaf
26th January? I was on my way back from the Winter Summit in Iceland at that stage. Stuck on a rail replacement bus till gone 8pm.
So there is someone on the RVB shoutbox using your name? Or are you saying you didn't post that ever? Oh and, suddenly the shoutbox is restricted, coincidence, I'm sure.
Sorry to be so hard on you, its a consequence of you being in the pants on fire hypocrit camp, I tend to paint those with the same brush. idgaf 
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2576
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:01:00 -
[230] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:mynnna wrote:Historically if we want someone to not interfere with burn jita we throw fifty goons in battlecruisers at them if not simply blap them with our ganking ships, since it's always lone idiots rather than any organized response. Really? Yes, really. The fact that they didn't kill the orca of a non-miner because obvious bait is obvious doesn't prove anything. Once again you take a single data point, draw wild conclusions and fail miserably at proving anything. Most of us were too busy rolling around in piles of isk to really care that much about bad smacktalk in local.
We need to do interdiction again. Could be fun!
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote:Congratulations on your 3000th like (it was me) Don't forget to click on the paplink! Zomg, [url=http://i.imgur.com/25Yx4zT.jpg]Paplink?!?!?!?[/quote]. Liking right now!
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 15:01:00 -
[231] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote: Congratulations on your 3000th like (it was me)
Don't forget to click on the paplink!
I know, right? How dare we appreciate good posting or find a way to fairly reward participation in service to the common good! Next thing you know we might actually start having fun, and we all know that emotions are inefficient. Beep boop. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
118
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 15:03:00 -
[232] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote:Can I take this as admission that marmite has no interest in shooting POCOs, and you're just taking advantage of someone who's clearly mentally ill?
Look, take it anyway you want to but don't be so hard on yourself, we don't think you are THAT mentally ill... Maybe just a wee bit  Oh, still trying to make this go away or something?; Mangala Solaris wrote: Dear fellow RvB-ers. We have lot of fun in both Red versus Blue and purple wars.
But we unfortunately live in a *metagame* universe, where shooting the wrong Falcon can literally break coalitions. In a universe where spies, space-politicians, propagandist do their "serious" stuff, instead of just undocking and having fun.
We cannot allow even the appearance of being political, because we cannot allow a newbie think that if he joins us, he'll be banned from half of Nullsec by declared to be the spy of the other half. No matter how accurately we try to balance our actions, by luck or by others doing *metagame* we can end up fighting a war for someone else.
So, from now on, we will not initiate wars. We just fight Red versus Blue and of course we fight anyone who attacks us. We will also organize mutual wars with willing entities. While it takes some of the fun, it saves more.
And also, I'd like this cleared up aswel; Mangala Solaris wrote:Mangala Solaris : (26 January 2014 - 07:15 PM) Im repricing on our kbs so may fix it may not be honestly idgaf
26th January? I was on my way back from the Winter Summit in Iceland at that stage. Stuck on a rail replacement bus till gone 8pm. So there is someone on the RVB shoutbox using your name? Or are you saying you didn't post that ever? Oh and, suddenly the shoutbox is restricted, coincidence, I'm sure. Sorry to be so hard on you, its a consequence of you being in the pants on fire hypocrit camp, I tend to paint those with the same brush. idgaf  D. 
"No You" stopped working on me when I was about 6. Sorry. Also, it's spelled "Hypocrite". |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 15:07:00 -
[233] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:mynnna wrote:Historically if we want someone to not interfere with burn jita we throw fifty goons in battlecruisers at them if not simply blap them with our ganking ships, since it's always lone idiots rather than any organized response. Really?
Hey can I link stuff without an awareness of context? Yes WE Can! |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2577
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:09:00 -
[234] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Look, take it anyway you want to but don't be so hard on yourself, we don't think you are THAT mentally ill... Maybe just a wee bit  Thanks. We hadn;t had an "I know you are so what am I" post yet today, and I was afraid we'd miss the quota.Danalee wrote:Oh, still trying to make this go away or something?; Mangala Solaris wrote: Dear fellow RvB-ers. We have lot of fun in both Red versus Blue and purple wars.
But we unfortunately live in a *metagame* universe, where shooting the wrong Falcon can literally break coalitions. In a universe where spies, space-politicians, propagandist do their "serious" stuff, instead of just undocking and having fun.
We cannot allow even the appearance of being political, because we cannot allow a newbie think that if he joins us, he'll be banned from half of Nullsec by declared to be the spy of the other half. No matter how accurately we try to balance our actions, by luck or by others doing *metagame* we can end up fighting a war for someone else.
So, from now on, we will not initiate wars. We just fight Red versus Blue and of course we fight anyone who attacks us. We will also organize mutual wars with willing entities. While it takes some of the fun, it saves more.
You realise that was written by Gevlon right? Nobody needs to "make it go away" since it's rambling nonsense.
Danalee wrote:And also, I'd like this cleared up aswel; Mangala Solaris wrote:Mangala Solaris : (26 January 2014 - 07:15 PM) Im repricing on our kbs so may fix it may not be honestly idgaf
26th January? I was on my way back from the Winter Summit in Iceland at that stage. Stuck on a rail replacement bus till gone 8pm. So there is someone on the RVB shoutbox using your name? Or are you saying you didn't post that ever? Oh and, suddenly the shoutbox is restricted, coincidence, I'm sure. Sorry to be so hard on you, its a consequence of you being in the pants on fire hypocrit camp, I tend to paint those with the same brush. idgaf  I imagine the response to this is: *shrug* Look up the kill you guys are getting all teary eyed about on ZKB and compare it to purple. Miraculously it is the same value, instead of the original inflated value. Basically what you are complaining about is that they corrected their killboard and the truth is not as comforting for you as the original lie, so you are having a little fit.
And "pants on fire"? Really? Are you 12? The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
525
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:09:00 -
[235] - Quote
Xaerael Endiel wrote:Danalee wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote:Can I take this as admission that marmite has no interest in shooting POCOs, and you're just taking advantage of someone who's clearly mentally ill?
Look, take it anyway you want to but don't be so hard on yourself, we don't think you are THAT mentally ill... Maybe just a wee bit  Oh, still trying to make this go away or something?; Mangala Solaris wrote: Dear fellow RvB-ers. We have lot of fun in both Red versus Blue and purple wars.
But we unfortunately live in a *metagame* universe, where shooting the wrong Falcon can literally break coalitions. In a universe where spies, space-politicians, propagandist do their "serious" stuff, instead of just undocking and having fun.
We cannot allow even the appearance of being political, because we cannot allow a newbie think that if he joins us, he'll be banned from half of Nullsec by declared to be the spy of the other half. No matter how accurately we try to balance our actions, by luck or by others doing *metagame* we can end up fighting a war for someone else.
So, from now on, we will not initiate wars. We just fight Red versus Blue and of course we fight anyone who attacks us. We will also organize mutual wars with willing entities. While it takes some of the fun, it saves more.
And also, I'd like this cleared up aswel; Mangala Solaris wrote:Mangala Solaris : (26 January 2014 - 07:15 PM) Im repricing on our kbs so may fix it may not be honestly idgaf
26th January? I was on my way back from the Winter Summit in Iceland at that stage. Stuck on a rail replacement bus till gone 8pm. So there is someone on the RVB shoutbox using your name? Or are you saying you didn't post that ever? Oh and, suddenly the shoutbox is restricted, coincidence, I'm sure. Sorry to be so hard on you, its a consequence of you being in the pants on fire hypocrit camp, I tend to paint those with the same brush. idgaf  D.  "No You" stopped working on me when I was about 6. Sorry. Also, it's spelled "Hypocrite", Aswel isn't a word either, nor is aswell which I guess you were trying to go for. Try "as well" in future.
Thanks for keeping my post alive! Also, can you correct the following (colloquial flemish) sentence for me please?; Ge zij nen ongeluefelukke koter as ge peist dagge m+¬ ou ridikule opmeirkingskes iet goat bereike zulle! |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2577
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:13:00 -
[236] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Thanks for keeping my post alive! Also, can you correct the following (colloquial flemish) sentence for me please?; Ge zij nen ongeluefelukke koter as ge peist dagge m+¬ ou ridikule opmeirkingskes iet goat bereike zulle! Forum rule 28. We don't need to speak other languages as ours was chosen as the "default language". If you want to avoid the bother of speaking English, find a localised subsection, or simply don't post. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
525
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:16:00 -
[237] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Danalee wrote:Thanks for keeping my post alive! Also, can you correct the following (colloquial flemish) sentence for me please?; Ge zij nen ongeluefelukke koter as ge peist dagge m+¬ ou ridikule opmeirkingskes iet goat bereike zulle! Forum rule 28. We don't need to speak other languages as ours was chosen as the "default language". If you want to avoid the bother of speaking English, find a localised subsection, or simply don't post. ^^ And that's exactly what makes it clear for everyone except you that YOU are trolling and have no valid argument.
Compared to your posts, Mister Goblin is the Albert Einstein for space computer games.
If you know what is meant but don't have any other rebuttals than grammar police, you've lost the argument.
Didn't see you tried to debunk it, sorry; Why lie about it and block the shoutbox than and the pants on fire bit was very nice compared to what it was directed at.
D.
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Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
118
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:25:00 -
[238] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Danalee wrote:Thanks for keeping my post alive! Also, can you correct the following (colloquial flemish) sentence for me please?; Ge zij nen ongeluefelukke koter as ge peist dagge m+¬ ou ridikule opmeirkingskes iet goat bereike zulle! Forum rule 28. We don't need to speak other languages as ours was chosen as the "default language". If you want to avoid the bother of speaking English, find a localised subsection, or simply don't post. ^^ And that's exactly what makes it clear for everyone except you that YOU are trolling and have no valid argument. Compared to your posts, Mister Goblin is the Albert Einstein for space computer games. If you know what is meant but don't have any other rebuttals than grammar police, you've lost the argument. D. 
You replied, didn't you? And then you went to the effort of trying to look clever too.
Thanks for keeping my post alive. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
99
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:26:00 -
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Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Danalee wrote:Thanks for keeping my post alive! Also, can you correct the following (colloquial flemish) sentence for me please?; Ge zij nen ongeluefelukke koter as ge peist dagge m+¬ ou ridikule opmeirkingskes iet goat bereike zulle! Forum rule 28. We don't need to speak other languages as ours was chosen as the "default language". If you want to avoid the bother of speaking English, find a localised subsection, or simply don't post. ^^ And that's exactly what makes it clear for everyone except you that YOU are trolling and have no valid argument. Compared to your posts, Mister Goblin is the Albert Einstein for space computer games. If you know what is meant but don't have any other rebuttals than grammar police, you've lost the argument. D. 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Art_of_Being_Right - you fail at it |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2578
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:27:00 -
[240] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Danalee wrote:Thanks for keeping my post alive! Also, can you correct the following (colloquial flemish) sentence for me please?; Ge zij nen ongeluefelukke koter as ge peist dagge m+¬ ou ridikule opmeirkingskes iet goat bereike zulle! Forum rule 28. We don't need to speak other languages as ours was chosen as the "default language". If you want to avoid the bother of speaking English, find a localised subsection, or simply don't post. ^^ And that's exactly what makes it clear for everyone except you that YOU are trolling and have no valid argument. Compared to your posts, Mister Goblin is the Albert Einstein for space computer games. If you know what is meant but don't have any other rebuttals than grammar police, you've lost the argument. How does that make me a troll? Because you expect us to translate a random language? You post trying to be witty, which requires an understanding of the English language which you do not possess. Don't get all sad when called up about it.
As for Einstein, are you suggesting that Gevlon speaking a second language make him automatically superior to everyone regardless of how dumb his posts are? The majority of the world speaks a second language, yet I wouldn't compare the majority of the world to Einstein (who by the way may have been smart, but the comparison to him is old and relatively misplaced considering the advances in those fields. It's like saying "Rocket Scientist". Rocket science ins't have as complex as may other fields of study).
As for my only rebuttal, you'll find I posted several. One guy raised a line about your lack of ability to speak English, which I think is pretty fair considering your choppy post. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
525
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:33:00 -
[241] - Quote
You are a troll because you skip over everything that doesn't fit your narrative and jump on the small details with a fervor unknown to rational people.
At times I thought you were actually trying to have an argument, now it's clear you are trying your hardest to quell out every form thereof.
I'm right and it hurts you lot so hard that sooner or later you'll pop a vein before admitting there is a middle ground.
Mangala, would you please set this straight with us? Are these your words or not?
Mangala Solaris wrote: Dear fellow RvB-ers. We have lot of fun in both Red versus Blue and purple wars.
But we unfortunately live in a *metagame* universe, where shooting the wrong Falcon can literally break coalitions. In a universe where spies, space-politicians, propagandist do their "serious" stuff, instead of just undocking and having fun.
We cannot allow even the appearance of being political, because we cannot allow a newbie think that if he joins us, he'll be banned from half of Nullsec by declared to be the spy of the other half. No matter how accurately we try to balance our actions, by luck or by others doing *metagame* we can end up fighting a war for someone else.
So, from now on, we will not initiate wars. We just fight Red versus Blue and of course we fight anyone who attacks us. We will also organize mutual wars with willing entities. While it takes some of the fun, it saves more.
And also, I'd like this cleared up aswel;
Mangala Solaris wrote:Mangala Solaris : (26 January 2014 - 07:15 PM) Im repricing on our kbs so may fix it may not be honestly idgaf
26th January? I was on my way back from the Winter Summit in Iceland at that stage. Stuck on a rail replacement bus till gone 8pm. So there is someone on the RVB shoutbox using your name? Or are you saying you didn't post that ever? Oh and, suddenly the shoutbox is restricted, coincidence, I'm sure.
D.
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Hendrick Tallardar
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
124
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:36:00 -
[242] - Quote
The amount of stupid in the OP hurts in so many different ways. Please, just stop writing for all eternity.
Edit - Oh wait, you mean you want people who were used as pawns to "defend Goons" to now be pawns to "fight Goons"? Man, ever member of RvB should sign up then!
Nevermind Gevlon financed TEST to do this, and now made his own alliance to do this as well. Don't worry guys, things will work out well this time, just like his anti-CFC Ice Interdiction, and....oh....wait those all failed horribly. Oh well, if you really want to shoot people, including Gevlon's merry band of morons, join SniggWaffe. We actually know what we're doing and don't write blogs filled with sperging. LeeSsang. Never Forget. |

Dramaticus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
472
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:39:00 -
[243] - Quote
Samahiel Sotken wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:mynnna wrote:Historically if we want someone to not interfere with burn jita we throw fifty goons in battlecruisers at them if not simply blap them with our ganking ships, since it's always lone idiots rather than any organized response. Really? Hey can I link stuff without an awareness of context? Yes WE Can!
Bonus points if someone finds out they are both autistic and epileptic thanks to your informative post. The 'do-nothing' member of the GoonSwarm Economic Warfare Cabal
The edge is REALLY hard to see at times but it DOES exist and in this case we were looking at a situation where a new feature created for all of our customers was being virtually curbstomped by five of them |

Victor Dathar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
289
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:40:00 -
[244] - Quote
I asked for a link to this thread so I could see its wonders myself. It is beautiful in a twisted way. ^^^ lol that post is so bad you should get back 2 GBS m8 o7 |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
120
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:42:00 -
[245] - Quote
Danalee wrote:You are a troll because you skip over everything that doesn't fit your narrative and jump on the small details with a fervor unknown to rational people.
You mean like Gevlon?
(Advice: I'm on a roll, I'd stop posting if I were you. You are literally making yourself look stupider with every post you make.) |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:42:00 -
[246] - Quote
Hendrick Tallardar wrote:The amount of stupid in the OP hurts in so many different ways. Please, just stop writing for all eternity. Better keep a low profile Hendrick. Goblin may decide that PL are goon pets, and then he'll come after you with the only weapon even WAFFLES can not counter. Bad forum posting. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2580
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:44:00 -
[247] - Quote
Danalee wrote:You are a troll because you skip over everything that doesn't fit your narrative and jump on the small details with a fervor unknown to rational people.
At times I thought you were actually trying to have an argument, now it's clear you are trying your hardest to quell out every form thereof.
I'm right and it hurts you lot so hard that sooner or later you'll pop a vein before admitting there is a middle ground. I'm sorry, are you serious? You have just skipped several posts including ones responding directly to what you've reposted below. You saw one guy talk about your grammar and basically skipped the rest of the page. And you want to tell me that I'm skipping everything?
Danalee wrote:Mangela, would you please set this straight with us? Are these your words or not? Mangala Solaris wrote: Dear fellow RvB-ers. We have lot of fun in both Red versus Blue and purple wars.
But we unfortunately live in a *metagame* universe, where shooting the wrong Falcon can literally break coalitions. In a universe where spies, space-politicians, propagandist do their "serious" stuff, instead of just undocking and having fun.
We cannot allow even the appearance of being political, because we cannot allow a newbie think that if he joins us, he'll be banned from half of Nullsec by declared to be the spy of the other half. No matter how accurately we try to balance our actions, by luck or by others doing *metagame* we can end up fighting a war for someone else.
So, from now on, we will not initiate wars. We just fight Red versus Blue and of course we fight anyone who attacks us. We will also organize mutual wars with willing entities. While it takes some of the fun, it saves more.
Mangala doesn't need to answer this, since it's already been answered, in fact it was obvious in the original post. This was written by Gevlon as an "alternate world" Mangala post. It's nonsense. It's made up. It's false. Do you need further descriptions to clarify this?
Danalee wrote:And also, I'd like this cleared up aswel; Mangala Solaris wrote:Mangala Solaris : (26 January 2014 - 07:15 PM) Im repricing on our kbs so may fix it may not be honestly idgaf
26th January? I was on my way back from the Winter Summit in Iceland at that stage. Stuck on a rail replacement bus till gone 8pm. So there is someone on the RVB shoutbox using your name? Or are you saying you didn't post that ever? Oh and, suddenly the shoutbox is restricted, coincidence, I'm sure. Responded to this too. How many times are you going to repost it? I'm pretty sure you're bordering on breaking spam rules at this point.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:45:00 -
[248] - Quote
Dramaticus wrote:Samahiel Sotken wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:mynnna wrote:Historically if we want someone to not interfere with burn jita we throw fifty goons in battlecruisers at them if not simply blap them with our ganking ships, since it's always lone idiots rather than any organized response. Really? Hey can I link stuff without an awareness of context? Yes WE Can! Bonus points if someone finds out they are both autistic and epileptic thanks to your informative post. I like to think I provide a valuable service. One day Gevlon will surely thank me, once the doctors have found the proper dosage of meds for whatever it is he has. |

Domino Artan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
20
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:49:00 -
[249] - Quote
gnshadowninja wrote:
Understand, marmite has no use for POCOs and your blind to this.
Comprehension is hard?
Marmite has attacked GSF POCOs - https://zkillboard.com/detail/36344458/ - but are too inept to take them. |

Hendrick Tallardar
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
124
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:50:00 -
[250] - Quote
Samahiel Sotken wrote:Hendrick Tallardar wrote:The amount of stupid in the OP hurts in so many different ways. Please, just stop writing for all eternity. Better keep a low profile Hendrick. Goblin may decide that PL are goon pets, and then he'll come after you with the only weapon even WAFFLES can not counter. Bad forum posting.
Oh, you think the bad posting meme is your ally, but you merely adopted it. I was born in it, molded by it. I didnGÇÖt see a good post until 2014. LeeSsang. Never Forget. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
525
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:51:00 -
[251] - Quote
Xaerael Endiel wrote: (Advice: I'm on a roll, I'd stop posting if I were you. You are literally making yourself look stupider with every post you make.)
Wait, you just called me out for being stupider than you? Based on my grammar or something? STUPIDER?
Lucas, read before posting maybe? I replied to your poor attempt of rebuttal and I'm 99% sure the words are indeed originally written by Mangala, hence my question, to make it 100% sure either way.
I conceded to the facts long before you came trolling and am just looking for closure, deal with it. The day I break any SPAM rules here will be the day you and yours have been banned from ever posting your nasty drivel again. Butt out.
D.
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Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
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Posted - 2014.02.21 15:58:00 -
[252] - Quote
Hendrick Tallardar wrote:Samahiel Sotken wrote:Hendrick Tallardar wrote:The amount of stupid in the OP hurts in so many different ways. Please, just stop writing for all eternity. Better keep a low profile Hendrick. Goblin may decide that PL are goon pets, and then he'll come after you with the only weapon even WAFFLES can not counter. Bad forum posting. Oh, you think the bad posting meme is your ally, but you merely adopted it. I was born in it, molded by it. I didnGÇÖt see a good post until 2014.
My heart bleeds for you, wandering through the forums, a husk shell shocked and inured to it's trauma. But, maybe it makes you the poster EVE-O needs, if Goblin is the poster EVE-O deserves. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2734
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:02:00 -
[253] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:The difference exists if the person has a choice. I mean if RvB directors would be able to make decisions, I could try to influence it. However the decision making of RvB leadership is identical to the belt rat: 1: object sighted 2: compare object with the list of hostiles provided by the programmer (Dev for belt rat, Goons for RvB) 3: if comparison is positive, attack, if not, ignore
There is absolutely nothing I (or anyone) can do to change the decisions of RvB or the belt rat. They were made long before I started playing EVE. Trying to engage diplomacy with either one would only provide a hilarious chatlog. The only rational response is destroying it.
That's not how RvB work. That's not how any person without a compromising mental disorder works.
You've been linked the chat logs wherein we used ~diplomacy~ to form RvBee. You could have done the same thing.
Well
Someone could have done the same thing, you couldn't as you don't understand how people work and can't tell if a person shooting you is an NPC or not.
To whit, your first contact with RvB, in any form, was blogging about them, and calling them morons, pets, and RMTers. You have doubled down, nay, trippled down, on this by now claiming they are a GSF arm which has existed in secret for a number of years, for the sole aim of taking POCOs which may or may not have ever been included in the game, and defending our suicide ships from empty air in a series of events we organised years after RvB even existed. Then, still having not made any contact, you post a thread where you rant on and on and on about how they are a massive scam and blah blah blah autism.
And you wonder why, when an RvB FC asks for people to come shoot your dribbling idiots, that 100 people x up. Why, with literally no incentive other than to make you look like an idiot, we get 100 people willing to clone jump.
Our turn out for these things goes up every time you ramble some more incoherent garbage, so does theirs. We literally have people asking when the next POCO op is, such is their desire to rub egg in your face (again) whilst reading the corp/alliance chats in your group as you get more and more frustrated at having achieved 0% of your stated win condition.
You so bad at posting, that you are literally scuppering your own tiny, tiny chance of ever achieving anything.
We're most of the way through month two now, and only two things have happened:
1 - you have lost billions of ISK that you've paid highsec PVPers to sit in Jita. 2 - almost the entire player-base of the game is pointing and laughing at you for being completely ineffective and ranting nonsense at every turn.
Christ man, why haven't you slinked off in shame yet? Is this not embarassment enough? How many billions do you need to throw in the bin before you will finally realise you should have backed out in week one, when you realised you would need to actually fight for them?
From my POV, don't stop. The comedy train at your expense doesn't seem to have any brakes.
Gevlon Goblin wrote:mynnna wrote:Historically if we want someone to not interfere with burn jita we throw fifty goons in battlecruisers at them if not simply blap them with our ganking ships, since it's always lone idiots rather than any organized response. Really?
Why do you insist on linking evidence of you being utterly, demonstrably, wrong? You do this all the time and it is really bizarre.
Don't you see the irony of "But the really important thing is that Miniluv and by extension Goons are no longer a threat in highsec" when you have mashed your head into a wall for a week and been unable to stop us achieving goals? Or, the fact that miniluv alone does between 400-1000bil a month in damage in highsec? (Something we already pointed out to you, stop blocking out facts dude).
Oh right, and we were 'broke' then, despite having spent a few 10s of trillions since.
lolzzzzzzzz
Samahiel Sotken wrote:Hendrick Tallardar wrote:The amount of stupid in the OP hurts in so many different ways. Please, just stop writing for all eternity. Better keep a low profile Hendrick. Goblin may decide that PL are goon pets, and then he'll come after you with the only weapon even WAFFLES can not counter. Bad forum posting.
Too slow! He already counted PL as goon pets in one of his affronts to statistics. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2580
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:02:00 -
[254] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote: (Advice: I'm on a roll, I'd stop posting if I were you. You are literally making yourself look stupider with every post you make.)
Wait, you just called me out for being stupider than you? Based on my grammar or something? STUPIDER? Lucas, read before posting maybe? I replied to your poor attempt of rebuttal and I'm 99% sure the words are indeed originally written by Mangala, hence my question, to make it 100% sure either way. I conceded to the facts long before you came trolling and am just looking for closure, deal with it. The day I break any SPAM rules here will be the day you and yours have been banned from ever posting your nasty drivel again. Butt out. I did read, and I saw no response. All I see is the same failed attempts at witty trolling that you have done from the start.
Copy pasting your post over and over is spam. Fact. And HA! OUR drivel. That's hilarious considering the OP.
And just FYI, stupider is in fact grammatically correct. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2734
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 16:04:00 -
[255] - Quote
You should all stop shitting on Danalee.
He's trolling (and bad at it) but the only reason he is ITT is to keep up the pretence that they're in it for the same reason Gevlon is, such that they can keep their free wardec.
If he stops Gevlon might stop throwing his money down the toilet and blogging about it. This would be a negative outcome for us all and I don't know how I would replace that much schadenfreude in my life. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2735
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 16:18:00 -
[256] - Quote
This GIF basically encapsulates what is happening to Gevlon right now
http://i.imgur.com/nVTpQtw.gif "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
525
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:21:00 -
[257] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:You should all stop shitting on Danalee.
He's trolling (and bad at it) but the only reason he is ITT is to keep up the pretence that they're in it for the same reason Gevlon is, such that they can keep their free wardec.
If he stops, Gevlon might stop throwing his money down the toilet and blogging about it. This would be a negative outcome for us all and I don't know how I would replace that much schadenfreude in my life.
Nah, I already conceded that the OP was incorrect unless more data suddenly proved otherwise (it didn't yet) Than some lies catched my eve which kept me in the thread for a bit longer.
I'm happy we are getting paid to fight CFC alliances and RVB, don't get me wrong. Also happy that someone is fronting the brunt of the bills but my posts have nothing to do with that.
Stupider is grammatically dubious to say the least
D.
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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
165
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 16:21:00 -
[258] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote: You've been linked the chat logs wherein we used ~diplomacy~ to form RvBee. You could have done the same thing.
Damn, people like you make directors cry. READ THE DAMN MOTD! "Gevlon is bad in diplomacy" is the 2 versions old narrative and was replaced. Read what Mangala wrote, you should be echoing that. Claiming that RvB protected Goons in 2013 April because Gevlon was autistic in 2014 February makes you look stupid.
Khanh'rhh wrote: To whit, your first contact with RvB, in any form, was blogging about them, and calling them morons, pets, and RMTers.
No, my first contact with RvB was them jumping on my 50-man baby alliance to finish it before it started.
Khanh'rhh wrote: Our turn out for these things goes up every time you ramble some more incoherent garbage, so does theirs. We literally have people asking when the next POCO op is, such is their desire to rub egg in your face (again) whilst reading the corp/alliance chats in your group as you get more and more frustrated at having achieved 0% of your stated win condition.
Then why are you trying to stop me? I'm a bliss to GSF. You should be hoping I never stop.
Khanh'rhh wrote: Christ man, why haven't you slinked off in shame yet? Is this not embarassment enough? How many billions do you need to throw in the bin before you will finally realise you should have backed out in week one, when you realised you would need to actually fight for them?
In January Goons and pets lost 135B to Lemmings and Marmites. I'm embarrassed.
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Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
121
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:25:00 -
[259] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: In January Goons and pets lost 135B to Lemmings and Marmites. I'm embarrassed.
Cool.
How many POCOs did you take? |

Pew Terror
Green Associates
83
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:28:00 -
[260] - Quote
BKM Industries wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:BKM Industries wrote:So when we brought a 10 man BS death fleet to your guys home system and it took almost an hour for you guys to muster 40+ and the FC kept saying on coms he will not fight till you guys had 40+ with 20+ BS's and logi that teaches people how to not be afraid?
How does a FC who is afraid to lose a fight cry's on coms for overwhelming numbers teach people to not be afraid? Oh hey, I missed this post skimming through. Could you estimate the DPS required to break the reps of your cloud of neutral logi? I'm thinking 40 BSes might take down one, perhaps get another in low armour, before you dock. If you play docking games with neut logi, expect this every time. Your bed, you made it. We had 0 neutral logi and you may want to learn more about the game. You can not dock while sitting at a gate. So to answer the DPS question 0 DPS was needed to counter the 0 neutral logi. Might want to re-think your logic.
Confirming this is wrong: TeleDock |

Grunanca
Doughboys Shadow Cartel
153
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:35:00 -
[261] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Muhaha.
"We don't really care who we shoot" as long they are called "The Marmite Collective" and is shooting Goonswarm Federation.
Honestly, I can believe that this FallenTitan guy is just another honest mark who didn't see what's going on under his nose. After all we are talking about 8 wars over 14 months. Every other month the Goon spy (who probably has "P.C." as initials) contacted him, "Hey, I found a fun war, shall we join?", and he said "Yeah, sure!".
The Goon wars were buried under half hundred of zero-kill wars, and without a detailed list (which isn't the favorite thing "the most chilled easy-going guys") you can't notice that the other wars have no fighting and the wars with actual kills are always protecting GSF, usually against Marmite.
I have to confess that even I didn't see this coming. I made the Blue war database to prove that RvB usually don't fight that many wars and the intensity of the Marmite-Lemmings permawar is too much for them. Which is by the way true, as 2013 had 345B worth of voluntary wars and 2014 already has 158B and it's not even the end of Februrary. When I sorted the wars by value I was like "WHAT????"
However me not knowing is no excuse for RvB directors. It was their job to know. If they didn't notice, they are incompetent. If they knew and did nothing, they are traitors and scammers of newbies.
The real question is: Are the people in RvB having fun? If they are, who cares who they work with? If you want to untie them from goons, simply offer them more fun... While I dont care for 0.0 politics myself, I definately think politics in EVE is one of the things that gets people hooked. So lets hook a bunch of new players by letting them tag along goon wars. I dont see the problem, nor the scam as long as it is fun. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
165
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:44:00 -
[262] - Quote
Guys, you are not helping Mynnna/Mangala here, get your **** together!
Look, you supposed to build a "wall of opinions". All of you telling the same thing, preferably with the same phrases. This causes the random reader to say "OP said X supported by a bunch of numbers and points I couldn't be bothered to read, and everyone else said Y, so Y must be true". It won't work if you all saying conflicting things! I could count at least 5 different damage control stories killing each other:
- RvB is having a mutually good treaty with Goons limited only to POCOs. Burn Jita was a random coincidence.
- RvB is supporting Goons because Gevlon is bad at diplomacy and made RvB mad. Burn Jita was a random coincidence.
- It doesn't matter if RvB is a Goon pet as long as the RvB line members are having fun
- The data Gevlon provided is inconclusive because it doesn't contain nullsec wars where RvB ganked fleets killed Goons
- RvB is indeed a Goon pet now, but there isn't any evidence that it was originally created by Goons
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Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
99
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:44:00 -
[263] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: Damn, people like you make directors cry. READ THE DAMN MOTD! "Gevlon is bad in diplomacy" is the 2 versions old narrative and was replaced. Read what Mangala wrote, you should be echoing that. Claiming that RvB protected Goons in 2013 April because Gevlon was autistic in 2014 February makes you look stupid.
As your "argument" was proved false, there is no point for you to use it anymore. It only makes you fail more.
Gevlon Goblin wrote: No, my first contact with RvB was them jumping on my 50-man baby alliance to finish it before it started.
Which means you didn't even bother to check the situation with goon POCOs, not to mention using any kind of diplomacy along the way.
Gevlon Goblin wrote: Then why are you trying to stop me? I'm a bliss to GSF. You should be hoping I never stop.
Can you image the amount of hilarious sperging you will have to write when you ultimately fail this?
Gevlon Goblin wrote: In January Goons and pets lost 135B to Lemmings and Marmites. I'm embarrassed.
In January, Lemmings took 0 POCOs. You should be embarrassed. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
99
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:48:00 -
[264] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Guys, you are not helping Mynnna/Mangala here, get your **** together! Look, you supposed to build a "wall of opinions". All of you telling the same thing, preferably with the same phrases. This causes the random reader to say "OP said X supported by a bunch of numbers and points I couldn't be bothered to read, and everyone else said Y, so Y must be true". It won't work if you all saying conflicting things! I could count at least 5 different damage control stories killing each other:
- RvB is having a mutually good treaty with Goons limited only to POCOs. Burn Jita was a random coincidence.
- RvB is supporting Goons because Gevlon is bad at diplomacy and made RvB mad. Burn Jita was a random coincidence.
- It doesn't matter if RvB is a Goon pet as long as the RvB line members are having fun
- The data Gevlon provided is inconclusive because it doesn't contain nullsec wars where RvB ganked fleets killed Goons
- RvB is indeed a Goon pet now, but there isn't any evidence that it was originally created by Goons
The funny thing is, none of this is contradicting. What kind of argument is that? Are you sabotaging yourself now? Is there more than one of you? Which one am I speaking to now? |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2581
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:50:00 -
[265] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Stupider is grammatically dubious to say the least Not at all, it's just less commonly used.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Froggy Storm
Paxton Industries Gentlemen's Agreement
192
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:54:00 -
[266] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Guys, you are not helping Mynnna/Mangala here, get your **** together!
Look, "I said X supported by a bunch of numbers and points I couldn't be bothered to read, and everyone else said Y, so Y must be true".
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2581
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:54:00 -
[267] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:No, my first contact with RvB was them jumping on my 50-man baby alliance to finish it before it started. You picked your target, so you brought it on yourself. It's not like the treaty was a secret. Had you actually investigated what you were getting into, you'd have known this. It's nobodies fault but your own that you jumped blindly into it, so quit all your crying about it. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Domino Artan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
20
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:56:00 -
[268] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Guys, you are not helping Mynnna/Mangala here, get your **** together!
We don't have to help Mynnna he's already richer and better at this game than you.
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Aralyn Cormallen
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
180
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:57:00 -
[269] - Quote
Danalee wrote: Lucas, read before posting maybe? I replied to your poor attempt of rebuttal and I'm 99% sure the words are indeed originally written by Mangala, hence my question, to make it 100% sure either way.
How about we make it the 0% you know it is. The post you are falsely portraying as Mangalas was fabricated in post #129 by Gevlon (and at least Gevlon had the honesty you lack to indicate it was such). It's an easy thing to check, since Mangala has that cool CSM tag against its name, which makes spotting his posts really easy, and makes it hard for people to misrepresent his opinions.
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2738
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 16:58:00 -
[270] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: You've been linked the chat logs wherein we used ~diplomacy~ to form RvBee. You could have done the same thing.
Damn, people like you make directors cry. READ THE DAMN MOTD! "Gevlon is bad in diplomacy" is the 2 versions old narrative and was replaced.
Sorry I'm not being a perfect-actor in your fantasy of how this thread would go, but since you've claimed there's no functional difference between people and NPCs we're back to pointing and laughing at you for not understanding how people work. Keep up, chap!
Quote:No, my first contact with RvB was them jumping on my 50-man baby alliance to finish it before it started This is where you were being hopelessly naive. The RvBee pact was already announced on the forums. You failed to consider this in your ~~grand scheme~~ because you thought you wouldn't have timers to fight over, it would be small gang fighting and lots of re-enforced POCOs losing us money. What you should have done, is realised RvBee existed and try a diplomatic approach. But of course, in your mind attacking first and then calling everyone pets was a better idea. How's that working? You built your whole plan on several flawed premises, which is why you're in the situation today where you're tilting at new windmills and we're still printing ISK from our POCOs.
Quote:Then why are you trying to stop me? I'm a bliss to GSF. You should be hoping I never stop. You will note I literally posted that I want you to continue. I'm not trying to stop you (there's nothing to stop, you don't register as a threat), I'm pointing and laughing that you even tried.
Everyone is pointing and laughing.
Quote:In January Goons and pets lost 135B to Lemmings and Marmites. I'm embarrassed Yes, losses in Jita. As I said: congratulations on throwing your money at people and having them camp Jita.
The losses are a rounding error, and we still have all our POCOs.
You quite literally have a Marmite guy in this thread telling you he thinks your plan is nonsense and that he's just in it for the free wardec. What else proof do you need that you're paying for someone else's free wardec and nothing else? "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Kaea Astridsson
SoLuTech - Your Solution for Everything
11
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Posted - 2014.02.21 16:59:00 -
[271] - Quote
Only bothered reading to page 4. But to answer your question.
Quote:But please, dear Goon pet, show me ONE war, where RvB choose to engage a CFC entity.
In almost EVERY RvB Ganked Roam I've joined we've ended up locking CFC. Heck even the Ganked 100 afterparty went straight into HED to find something to shoot. Only deviation I can think of is this last one we got fighting BNI.
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2738
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 16:59:00 -
[272] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Guys, you are not helping Mynnna/Mangala here, get your **** together! Look, you supposed to build a "wall of opinions". All of you telling the same thing, preferably with the same phrases. This causes the random reader to say "OP said X supported by a bunch of numbers and points I couldn't be bothered to read, and everyone else said Y, so Y must be true". It won't work if you all saying conflicting things! I could count at least 5 different damage control stories killing each other:
- RvB is having a mutually good treaty with Goons limited only to POCOs. Burn Jita was a random coincidence.
- RvB is supporting Goons because Gevlon is bad at diplomacy and made RvB mad. Burn Jita was a random coincidence.
- It doesn't matter if RvB is a Goon pet as long as the RvB line members are having fun
- The data Gevlon provided is inconclusive because it doesn't contain nullsec wars where RvB ganked fleets killed Goons
- RvB is indeed a Goon pet now, but there isn't any evidence that it was originally created by Goons
Again, people don't act the way they do in your fantasies, Gevlon. Whatever hurf blurf you think we need to do is completely unnecessary, because you simply aren't a threat to us. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2581
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Posted - 2014.02.21 17:06:00 -
[273] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:1. RvB is having a mutually good treaty with Goons limited only to POCOs. Burn Jita was a random coincidence. 2. RvB is supporting Goons because Gevlon is bad at diplomacy and made RvB mad. Burn Jita was a random coincidence. 3. It doesn't matter if RvB is a Goon pet as long as the RvB line members are having fun 4. The data Gevlon provided is inconclusive because it doesn't contain nullsec wars where RvB ganked fleets killed Goons 5. RvB is indeed a Goon pet now, but there isn't any evidence that it was originally created by Goons Allow me me to explain in the simplest terms possible so you might understand. 1. They did have a treaty. Burn Jita was not stated as a coincidence, it's always open to all, and RvB chose to join in, like many many others. 2. RvB are supporting because of the treaty. You are bad at diplomacy, thus they are unlikely to suddenly break the treaty and/or support you. So to clarify, your lack of diplomacy strengthens that treaty. 3. It wouldn't matter, yet it's still not the case. 4. Separate point entirely, independently true. A pet wouldn't be tolerated taking action which affected null strategically, such as tackling capitals. 5. Treaty != Pet. It's been explained in depth, with a full chatlog explaining how and why the treaty was made as well as the specifics. Just because you deemed that "irrelevant" as it didn't suit your preconceived conclusion, it doesn't mean it's not still a fact. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Domino Artan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
21
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Posted - 2014.02.21 17:10:00 -
[274] - Quote
The best thing here is the moment he stops funding the wardec he's been beaten by Mynnna - again. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 17:24:00 -
[275] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: Christ man, why haven't you slinked off in shame yet? Is this not embarassment enough? How many billions do you need to throw in the bin before you will finally realise you should have backed out in week one, when you realised you would need to actually fight for them?
In January Goons and pets lost 135B to Lemmings and Marmites. I'm embarrassed.
CFC and pets losses by alliance for 2/14:
GSF - 574.00b CO2 - 225.36b RZR - 105.95b FA - 178.31b EXE - 36.87b PBLRD - 180.90b FCON - 169.57b GENTS - 86.55b LAWN - 46.03b SMA - 76.01b TNT - 57.42b RVB-R - 98.27b RVB-B - 73.77b TOTAL - 1,909.01b
Goblin's Folly - 135b or 7.1%
Funnily enough I would wager if you look at any month previous to Goblin's Folly, I bet the loss numbers would be the same. The same number of idiots would be killed by concord, or on the Jita/Amarr undock even without Goblin throwing money at it. But, cling tightly to your sunk cost fallacy there, kiddo. |

Fade Toblack
Per.ly The 20 Minuters
69
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Posted - 2014.02.21 17:28:00 -
[276] - Quote
Just saw this on Gevlon's blog:
roigon wrote: Gevlon, instead of fighting a war of propaganda why do you not simply take RvB on their word?
Heck offer to sponsor the RvB ganked roam with prizes if they take it to goon space. There is a element of gambling in it, the average roam does between 1-10B in damages which is a fairly large spread.
If you say promise a billion in prizes the worst that can happen is that you "paid" a billion for a billion in damage, but more likely you get a much higher amount of damage per isk paid.
It also sends a message to goons that RvB aren't loyal pets, and not to be trusted.
Gevlon" wrote: @Roigon: ganked roams are consensual PvP. I mean you really have to be asleep to not notice the fleet incoming on intel channels. They don't RF structures to force a fight, so if you fight them, it's your call. Therefore they kill no one who don't want to be killed.
Actually roigon has a good idea, I've been on a few RvB Ganked roams and they also kill targets of chance - not unlike the targets that Lemmings are killing in high-sec.
Eg I'm sure this guy: http://rvbganked.co.uk/kills/index.php/kill_detail/5782/ didn't want to be killed by the RvB Ganked roam.
Offer to pay the roams a percentage of kill values in prizes to be handed out to the fleet.
To be honest this is a no-lose situation for you. If RvB accept the offer, then you're effectively paying them to shoot Goons in null-sec - exactly the same as you're paying Marmite and Lemmings to shoot Goons in high-sec. Eg you've found somebody that will go disrupt Goon activity in their home systems. If RvB don't accept the offer, then this is more evidence that they're actually Goon Pets. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
165
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Posted - 2014.02.21 17:29:00 -
[277] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote:No, my first contact with RvB was them jumping on my 50-man baby alliance to finish it before it started This is where you were being hopelessly naive. The RvBee pact was already announced on the forums. You failed to consider this in your ~~grand scheme~~ because you thought you wouldn't have timers to fight over, it would be small gang fighting and lots of re-enforced POCOs losing us money. What you should have done, is realised RvBee existed and try a diplomatic approach.
Now we get to the fundamental problem of this "diplomacy" thing. Assuming I would be capable of diplomacy and RvB is an entity not run by Goon alts, what could I realistically reach? Could I, with only 50 people backing me convince RvB to abandon the RvBee treaty?
Seriously, even if I did everything perfectly, how would that negotiation end?
[/quote] CFC and pets losses by alliance for 2/14: * * Goblin's Folly - 135b or 7.1% [/quote] So one man enabling 7.1% damage of a 40000 men coalition is failure. |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
457
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 17:34:00 -
[278] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote:No, my first contact with RvB was them jumping on my 50-man baby alliance to finish it before it started This is where you were being hopelessly naive. The RvBee pact was already announced on the forums. You failed to consider this in your ~~grand scheme~~ because you thought you wouldn't have timers to fight over, it would be small gang fighting and lots of re-enforced POCOs losing us money. What you should have done, is realised RvBee existed and try a diplomatic approach. Now we get to the fundamental problem of this "diplomacy" thing. Assuming I would be capable of diplomacy and RvB is an entity not run by Goon alts, what could I realistically reach? Could I, with only 50 people backing me convince RvB to abandon the RvBee treaty? Seriously, even if I did everything perfectly, how would that negotiation end?
Stop posting.
Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 17:43:00 -
[279] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:samahiel wrote: CFC and pets losses by alliance for 2/14: * * Goblin's Folly - 135b or 7.1%
So one man enabling 7.1% damage of a 40000 men coalition is failure.
The hilarious part is that you're not enabling anything. There was is no net change in damages. I can throw money at the sky all day and claim that it caused the rain, but it doesn't make it true. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2740
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Posted - 2014.02.21 17:48:00 -
[280] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote:No, my first contact with RvB was them jumping on my 50-man baby alliance to finish it before it started This is where you were being hopelessly naive. The RvBee pact was already announced on the forums. You failed to consider this in your ~~grand scheme~~ because you thought you wouldn't have timers to fight over, it would be small gang fighting and lots of re-enforced POCOs losing us money. What you should have done, is realised RvBee existed and try a diplomatic approach. Now we get to the fundamental problem of this "diplomacy" thing. Assuming I would be capable of diplomacy and RvB is an entity not run by Goon alts, what could I realistically reach? Could I, with only 50 people backing me convince RvB to abandon the RvBee treaty? Seriously, even if I did everything perfectly, how would that negotiation end?
Had you have gone to RvB before RvBee and put an offer on the table - then the outcome is unknown. We can, however, be entirely sure that ignoring their existence after-the-fact, and then running about screaming that they must be goon alts if there's a treaty is the exact, literal, worst possible thing you could have done. You've galvanised people who probably didn't even care who you were, into hating you and having fun stopping you and making you rant and rave some more. 'Purple fleets' might have ended up being a chore, if they weren't a comedy meeting of people pointing and laughing at the mad man. You've ruined making them form up as an objective now, since this is fun unto itself.
Quote:So one man enabling 7.1% damage of a 40000 men coalition is failure You're not enabling it (since they were doing this before you even had 10mil ISK to your name) you've just decided to pick up the bill for it. It's roughly akin to someone donating money to a restuarant, then telling all their friends they're a great chef. One does not equal another.
In fact, you have explicitly stated that you would at no point actually help run or organise anything, which is tantamount to openly admitting you lack the ability to be the enabler.
I know you really, really hope that people will believe that you are causing the losses, but you aren't, and no one does. I don't even think you do, either. You're just so locked into this now you can't back down, even if you have to look ever more ridiculous with each claim.
It's actually beautiful, when you think of it. We know you can't back out. You know you can't/won't back out. So, by hardly lifting a finger, we've gotten ourselves into a position where you're just throwing all your money away for literally no reason.
Our win condition is you keep throwing your money away and blog about it, fyi.
(Oh and keep all our POCOs, but then that's a self evident truth anyway). "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2740
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 17:49:00 -
[281] - Quote
Actually, perhaps trolling you so much that your only response is to throw all your money at a third party who don't even like you, is the greatest scam of EvE online. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 17:51:00 -
[282] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote:So one man enabling 7.1% damage of a 40000 men coalition is failure You're not enabling it (since they were doing this before you even had 10mil ISK to your name) you've just decided to pick up the bill for it. It's roughly akin to someone donating money to a restuarant, then telling all their friends they're a great chef. One does not equal another. In fact, you have explicitly stated that you would at no point actually help run or organise anything, which is tantamount to openly admitting you lack the ability to be the enabler. I know you really, really hope that people will believe that you are causing the losses, but you aren't, and no one does. I don't even think you do, either. You're just so locked into this now you can't back down, even if you have to look ever more ridiculous with each claim. It's actually beautiful, when you think of it. We know you can't back out. You know you can't/won't back out. So, by hardly lifting a finger, we've gotten ourselves into a position where you're just throwing all your money away for literally no reason. Our win condition is you keep throwing your money away and blog about it, fyi. (Oh and keep all our POCOs, but then that's a self evident truth anyway).
Hey, Khanh'rhh. I'm going to send you 10m to support your posting habit, but I get to take credit for all your snappy one liners. Deal?
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2741
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 17:58:00 -
[283] - Quote
Samahiel Sotken wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote:So one man enabling 7.1% damage of a 40000 men coalition is failure You're not enabling it (since they were doing this before you even had 10mil ISK to your name) you've just decided to pick up the bill for it. It's roughly akin to someone donating money to a restuarant, then telling all their friends they're a great chef. One does not equal another. In fact, you have explicitly stated that you would at no point actually help run or organise anything, which is tantamount to openly admitting you lack the ability to be the enabler. I know you really, really hope that people will believe that you are causing the losses, but you aren't, and no one does. I don't even think you do, either. You're just so locked into this now you can't back down, even if you have to look ever more ridiculous with each claim. It's actually beautiful, when you think of it. We know you can't back out. You know you can't/won't back out. So, by hardly lifting a finger, we've gotten ourselves into a position where you're just throwing all your money away for literally no reason. Our win condition is you keep throwing your money away and blog about it, fyi. (Oh and keep all our POCOs, but then that's a self evident truth anyway). Hey, Khanh'rhh. I'm going to send you 10m to support your posting habit, but I get to take credit for all your snappy one liners. Deal?
Will I get to see excel graphs of my posting before and after?
This is important. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 18:01:00 -
[284] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Samahiel Sotken wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote:So one man enabling 7.1% damage of a 40000 men coalition is failure You're not enabling it (since they were doing this before you even had 10mil ISK to your name) you've just decided to pick up the bill for it. It's roughly akin to someone donating money to a restuarant, then telling all their friends they're a great chef. One does not equal another. In fact, you have explicitly stated that you would at no point actually help run or organise anything, which is tantamount to openly admitting you lack the ability to be the enabler. I know you really, really hope that people will believe that you are causing the losses, but you aren't, and no one does. I don't even think you do, either. You're just so locked into this now you can't back down, even if you have to look ever more ridiculous with each claim. It's actually beautiful, when you think of it. We know you can't back out. You know you can't/won't back out. So, by hardly lifting a finger, we've gotten ourselves into a position where you're just throwing all your money away for literally no reason. Our win condition is you keep throwing your money away and blog about it, fyi. (Oh and keep all our POCOs, but then that's a self evident truth anyway). Hey, Khanh'rhh. I'm going to send you 10m to support your posting habit, but I get to take credit for all your snappy one liners. Deal? Will I get to see excel graphs of my posting before and after? This is important.
Of course, I am MINILUV's premier graphic artists.
edit: that poster was referencing a one month period as well. It's instructive to realize that Goblin's Folly can manage 8.7% of what MINILUV can. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
158
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Posted - 2014.02.21 18:08:00 -
[285] - Quote
About Burn Jita:
Some RvB members think that ganking is great fun. As burn jita was going to be an extravaganza of ganking, RvB decided to join in the fun. That's the extent of that. I know you think it's evidence of deep strategic cooperation, but that isn't how we operate.
About that long quote from Mangala:
I am 99% sure that this was just something Gevlon wrote, that he hoped Mang *would* have written. I'll try to confirm. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
165
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 18:10:00 -
[286] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote: Had you have gone to RvB before RvBee and put an offer on the table - then the outcome is unknown.
You are evading the question. I couldn't do that, because I couldn't care less about POCOs. They started to interest me when I saw the alliance tag on them. So the question is what could diplomacy do to me after RvBee was done?
Khanh'rhh wrote: You're not enabling it (since they were doing this before you even had 10mil ISK to your name) you've just decided to pick up the bill for it. It's roughly akin to someone donating money to a restuarant, then telling all their friends they're a great chef. One does not equal another.
Goonswarm: replacing facts with propaganda since 2006. TLDR: Marmite was in war with GSF for 141 days in 2013. I enable them to be at war with GSF for 365 days in 2014. (Or, you can surrender) Also, Lemmings didn't exist at all, so all their damage is enabled by me. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 18:12:00 -
[287] - Quote
Samahiel Sotken wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: Christ man, why haven't you slinked off in shame yet? Is this not embarassment enough? How many billions do you need to throw in the bin before you will finally realise you should have backed out in week one, when you realised you would need to actually fight for them?
In January Goons and pets lost 135B to Lemmings and Marmites. I'm embarrassed. CFC and pets losses by alliance for 2/14: GSF - 574.00b CO2 - 225.36b RZR - 105.95b FA - 178.31b EXE - 36.87b PBLRD - 180.90b FCON - 169.57b GENTS - 86.55b LAWN - 46.03b SMA - 76.01b TNT - 57.42b RVB-R - 98.27b RVB-B - 73.77b TOTAL - 1,909.01bGoblin's Folly - 135b or 7.1% Funnily enough I would wager if you look at any month previous to Goblin's Folly, I bet the loss numbers would be the same. The same number of idiots would be killed by concord, or on the Jita/Amarr undock even without Goblin throwing money at it. But, cling tightly to your sunk cost fallacy there, kiddo.
I forgot PL were our pets. -10.0 - 98.38b N0MAD - 51.24b B0T - 269.02b TOTAL - 2327.65
Which brings Goblin's Folly down to 5.8%
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Uba Stij
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2014.02.21 18:14:00 -
[288] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: Can you image the amount of hilarious sperging you will have to write when you ultimately fail this?
Having seen the type of people that are in Gevlons Sponsored Pet Alliance, I can. They genuinely think they're winning. It's great, I want to see them cry more than Gevlon already cries about Goons when it fails. Gevlon Goblin wrote: In January Goons and pets lost 135B to Lemmings and Marmites. I'm embarrassed.
In January, Lemmings took 0 POCOs. You should be embarrassed.
But...but....they took out some destroyers of the CFC! They're winning!
Also in terms of "doing damage" Gevlon and his little band of idiots are really bad. They're at an 82% efficiency when a corp half the size of his alliance has 92%
Darwins Lemminigs - https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99004027/
SniggWaffe - https://zkillboard.com/corporation/116777001/
If I were looking for a group that "does more damage" to Goons, it's pretty easy to see that SniggWaffe is the choice to make.
Make the right choice, and become a Waffle today.
Unless you enjoy autistic blogging by a guy who can't comprehend the concept of "fun", then yeah go with Marmite Pets Anonymous. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 18:18:00 -
[289] - Quote
Uba Stij wrote:Pete Butcher wrote: Can you image the amount of hilarious sperging you will have to write when you ultimately fail this?
Having seen the type of people that are in Gevlons Sponsored Pet Alliance, I can. They genuinely think they're winning. It's great, I want to see them cry more than Gevlon already cries about Goons when it fails. Pete Butcher wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: In January Goons and pets lost 135B to Lemmings and Marmites. I'm embarrassed.
In January, Lemmings took 0 POCOs. You should be embarrassed. But...but....they took out some destroyers of the CFC! They're winning! Also in terms of "doing damage" Gevlon and his little band of idiots are really bad. They're at an 82% efficiency when a corp half the size of his alliance has 92% Darwins Lemminigs - https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99004027/SniggWaffe - https://zkillboard.com/corporation/116777001/If I were looking for a group that "does more damage" to Goons, it's pretty easy to see that SniggWaffe is the choice to make. Make the right choice, and become a Waffle today. Unless you enjoy autistic blogging by a guy who can't comprehend the concept of "fun", then yeah go with Marmite Pets Anonymous. I support this product and/or service. |

Hendrick Tallardar
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
126
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Posted - 2014.02.21 18:25:00 -
[290] - Quote
Uba Stij wrote:Pete Butcher wrote: Can you image the amount of hilarious sperging you will have to write when you ultimately fail this?
Having seen the type of people that are in Gevlons Sponsored Pet Alliance, I can. They genuinely think they're winning. It's great, I want to see them cry more than Gevlon already cries about Goons when it fails. Pete Butcher wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: In January Goons and pets lost 135B to Lemmings and Marmites. I'm embarrassed.
In January, Lemmings took 0 POCOs. You should be embarrassed. But...but....they took out some destroyers of the CFC! They're winning! Also in terms of "doing damage" Gevlon and his little band of idiots are really bad. They're at an 82% efficiency when a corp half the size of his alliance has 92% Darwins Lemminigs - https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99004027/SniggWaffe - https://zkillboard.com/corporation/116777001/If I were looking for a group that "does more damage" to Goons, it's pretty easy to see that SniggWaffe is the choice to make. Make the right choice, and become a Waffle today. Unless you enjoy autistic blogging by a guy who can't comprehend the concept of "fun", then yeah go with Marmite Pets Anonymous.
Not empty quoting my alt. Nope, not at all. LeeSsang. Never Forget. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 18:30:00 -
[291] - Quote
Wait, Gevlon's autism support group has 366 members? Jesus, they're like five times the size of MINILUV, and we still do ten times the damage.
This is an important point Goblin forgets. On paper we have tens of thousands of pilots, but only about 70 of them care about Highsec. So he might think he's leading the 300 against Xerxes horde, but he's really getting beat down by a few dozen guys on vacation from the real wars. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2741
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 18:32:00 -
[292] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:You are evading the question. I couldn't do that, because I couldn't care less about POCOs. They started to interest me when I saw the alliance tag on them. So the question is what could diplomacy do to me after RvBee was done?
Right. So you couldn't care less about POCOs, but your problem with RvB is that they are stopping you from taking our POCOs, which you have claimed many, many times, actually is your goal.
So you don't care about them because you do care about them?
Can you explain this, or are you just content to openly move the goalposts because it's better than saying "I was wrong"?
Quote:Goonswarm: replacing facts with propaganda since 2006. TLDR: Marmite was in war with GSF for 141 days in 2013. I enable them to be at war with GSF for 365 days in 2014. (Or, you can surrender) Also, Lemmings didn't exist at all, so all their damage is enabled by me
Marmite are not the only entity to have shot at us in highsec in the last 5 years, it would surprise you to learn. My analogy remains astute, you can't claim responsibility for doing what was already happening before you even played the game. We've lost more ships in Jita than anywhere else since forever. Fact is this: a GSF hauler undocking from Jita 4-4 and trying to warp to perimeter was as dead before as it is now. You can try to claim it is all your work, but it's self-evidently not true. This is why all alliance logistics have been done on neutral alts since the formation of the alliance.
It also doesn't matter. The damage you're doing is a rounding error.
So what is your (new and revised) goal? Take our POCOs, or cause a rounding-error of damage to us? "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
165
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 18:37:00 -
[293] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote: Right. So you couldn't care less about POCOs, but your problem with RvB is that they are stopping you from taking our POCOs, which you have claimed many, many times, actually is your goal.
It also doesn't matter. The damage you're doing is a rounding error.
I don't care about owning POCOs. I care about GSF not owning POCOs. Again you aren't coordinating with other GSF posters. They just said 7.1%. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 18:38:00 -
[294] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: Right. So you couldn't care less about POCOs, but your problem with RvB is that they are stopping you from taking our POCOs, which you have claimed many, many times, actually is your goal.
It also doesn't matter. The damage you're doing is a rounding error.
I don't care about owning POCOs. I care about GSF not owning POCOs. Again you aren't coordinating with other GSF posters. They just said 7.1%. You're behind with the math. it's 5.8% of damage done. It's a much smaller percentage of isk lost/spent/invested. So, in the context of our expenditures and income is a rounding error. |

Hendrick Tallardar
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
126
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 18:48:00 -
[295] - Quote
Samahiel Sotken wrote: Wait, Gevlon's autism support group has 366 members? Jesus, they're like five times the size of MINILUV, and we still do ten times the damage.
This is an important point Goblin forgets. On paper we have tens of thousands of pilots, but only about 70 of them care about Highsec. So he might think he's leading the 300 against Xerxes horde, but he's really getting beat down by a few dozen guys on vacation from the real wars.
Yep, or if you compare them to SniggWaffe who are still larger than MiniLuv (as far as I know) yet half the size roughly than this supposed "Goon Killing alliance" you have:
JANUARY
Darwins Lemmings - 366 members across 36 corporations http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Darwins_Lemmings http://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=9713
Kills - 802 ISK equivalent in kills - 68.44 Billion
Losses -269 ISK equivalent in losses - 11.24 Billion
Efficiency - 85.89%
SniggWaffe - 230 members in SniggWaffe, 2 members in our executor corp. http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/WAFFLES./corporations http://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=9296
Kills - 4,560 ISK equivalent in kills - 1.9 Trillion
Losses - 1,739 ISK equivalent in losses - 67.75 Billion
Efficiency - 96.65%
FEBRUARY
Darwins Lemmings
Kills - 2,141 ISK equivalent in kills - 104.1 Billion
Losses - 642 ISK equivalent in losses - 25.92 Billion
Efficiency - 80.07%
SniggWaffe
Kills - 4,018 ISK equivalent - 175.58 Billion
Losses - 1,328 ISK equivalent in losses - 50.10 Billion
Efficiency - 77.80%
So in summary, SniggWaffe a corp with 200 fewer pilots can deal over twice as many kills at minimum (February saw our return to lowsec after the south east finished up). Waffles also finance themselves individually and don't have an ISK reserve that is close to what Gevlon claims to be.
Basically a training corp for a "Goon pet" in Pandemic Legion can do more than Gevlon's entire alliance with Marmite Collective doing all the heavy work. It's quite sad really, and these numbers are hard to lie about. LeeSsang. Never Forget. |

Hendrick Tallardar
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
129
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 19:17:00 -
[296] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: Right. So you couldn't care less about POCOs, but your problem with RvB is that they are stopping you from taking our POCOs, which you have claimed many, many times, actually is your goal.
It also doesn't matter. The damage you're doing is a rounding error.
I don't care about owning POCOs. I care about GSF not owning POCOs. Again you aren't coordinating with other GSF posters. They just said 7.1%.
I feel absolutely terrible for having to visit a livejournal for a mentally challenged person but.....
Quote:In taking the POCOs we faced unforseen obstacle http://greedygoblin.blogspot.com/2014/02/lemmings-in-january.html
Definition of "taking"
Quote:tak-+ing [tey-king] noun 1. the act of a person or thing that takes. 2. the state of being taken. 3. something that is taken. 4. an action by the federal government, as a regulatory ruling, that imposes a restriction on the use of private property for which the owner must be compensated. 5. takings, receipts, especially of money earned or gained.[quote]
So "taken" is the common word in each definition which is a dependent on "take"
[qutoe]take [teyk] verb (used with object) 1. to get into one's hold or possession by voluntary action: to take a cigarette out of a box; to take a pen and begin to write. 2. to hold, grasp, or grip: to take a book in one's hand; to take a child by the hand. 3. to get into one's hands, possession, control, etc., by force or artifice: to take a bone from a snarling dog. 4. to seize or capture: to take an enemy town; to take a prisoner. 5. to catch or get (fish, game, etc.), especially by killing: to take a dozen trout on a good afternoon.
So anyway, let's assume its another example of you not grasping how to properly use the English language. You want to deny Goon and/or RvB ownership of these POCOs, so much so that you're throwing billions of ISK at failed venture, proven by the damage done in the time since Gevlon Pets Anonymous was formed, when compared to other corps and groups half the size in raw bodies and smaller in terms of raw ISK to fund their efforts. This whole "perma-war" is basically Marmite taking you for a ride, enjoying free funding out of your blind pubbie rage. Props to Marmite for taking advantage of your stupidity. LeeSsang. Never Forget. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
160
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 19:20:00 -
[297] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: Right. So you couldn't care less about POCOs, but your problem with RvB is that they are stopping you from taking our POCOs, which you have claimed many, many times, actually is your goal.
It also doesn't matter. The damage you're doing is a rounding error.
I don't care about owning POCOs. I care about GSF not owning POCOs. Again you aren't coordinating with other GSF posters. They just said 7.1%.
RvBee is a responsible poco owing group that offers reasonable tax rates. If you are going to blow them up without replacing them, you are doing a huge disservice to high sec PI industrialists. I guess this makes sense coming from the guy who ganked hundreds of miners to teach them how to tank their ships... |

Hendrick Tallardar
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
129
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 19:22:00 -
[298] - Quote
It's almost as if he's just as mindlessly destructive as Goons are/were.
The irony. LeeSsang. Never Forget. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 19:22:00 -
[299] - Quote
Hendrick Tallardar wrote: SniggWaffe, a corp with 200 fewer pilots, can deal over twice as many kills at minimum (February saw our return to lowsec after the south east finished up) than Gevlon's attempt at an alliance to deal damage to Goons. Waffles also finance themselves individually and don't have an ISK reserve that is close to what Gevlon claims to be.
Basically a training corp for a "Goon pet" in Pandemic Legion can do more than Gevlon's entire alliance with Marmite Collective doing all the heavy work. It's quite sad really, and these numbers are hard to lie about.
Very convincing!
Next time we get too big for our britches, and need to be taken down a peg, I know who I'll be calling.
Edit: Interesting note, since PL are our pets and included in Goblin's damaged dealt number. We actually manage to do more damage to ourselves than we take from highsec, regardless of whether Goblin throws money into that pit or not. |

Hendrick Tallardar
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
129
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 19:27:00 -
[300] - Quote
Samahiel Sotken wrote:Hendrick Tallardar wrote: SniggWaffe, a corp with 200 fewer pilots, can deal over twice as many kills at minimum (February saw our return to lowsec after the south east finished up) than Gevlon's attempt at an alliance to deal damage to Goons. Waffles also finance themselves individually and don't have an ISK reserve that is close to what Gevlon claims to be.
Basically a training corp for a "Goon pet" in Pandemic Legion can do more than Gevlon's entire alliance with Marmite Collective doing all the heavy work. It's quite sad really, and these numbers are hard to lie about.
Very convincing! Next time we get too big for our britches, and need to be taken down a peg, I know who I'll be calling. Edit: Interesting note, since PL are our pets and included in Goblin's damaged dealt number. We actually manage to do more damage to ourselves than we take from highsec, regardless of whether Goblin throws money into that pit or not.
That or just take on the nomadic lifestyle Waffles enjoy today. Shed the tedium of Nullsec.
Also see what SniggWaffe's numbers do to the overall figures you accounted for. I mean, we are pets of a pet after all. LeeSsang. Never Forget. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
152
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 19:37:00 -
[301] - Quote
Hendrick Tallardar wrote: That or just take on the nomadic lifestyle Waffles enjoy today. Shed the tedium of Nullsec.
Also see what SniggWaffe's numbers do to the overall figures you accounted for. I mean, we are pets of a pet after all.
I did include Waffles as an alliance in the second set of numbers that downgraded goblin's folly to 5.8% of damage done.
Also, everyone knows that once goonswarm is free of the burden of Sov Null we will return to the ancestral Holy Land of Syndicate and aid our Groon Brothers in scourging it of the unpure pubbie masses. Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate?
edit: for reference here are the numbers.
CFC and pets losses by alliance for 2/14:
GSF - 574.00b CO2 - 225.36b RZR - 105.95b FA - 178.31b EXE - 36.87b PBLRD - 180.90b FCON - 169.57b GENTS - 86.55b LAWN - 46.03b SMA - 76.01b TNT - 57.42b RVB-R - 98.27b RVB-B - 73.77b -10.0 - 98.38b N0MAD - 51.24b B0T - 269.02b TOTAL - 2327.65
Goblin's Folly - 135b or 5.8% |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
167
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 19:43:00 -
[302] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote: RvBee is a responsible poco owing group that offers reasonable tax rates. If you are going to blow them up without replacing them, you are doing a huge disservice to high sec PI industrialists.
Did you just pull a "why are you shooting at us, we mine the minerals for your ships"?
|

Malcolm Shinhwa
Bad Touches
1235
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 19:44:00 -
[303] - Quote
I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who, but I approve of this player generated content. Look at all the pilots getting to shoot all the things and for *reasons*! I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
152
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 19:44:00 -
[304] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote: RvBee is a responsible poco owing group that offers reasonable tax rates. If you are going to blow them up without replacing them, you are doing a huge disservice to high sec PI industrialists.
Did you just pull a "why are you shooting at us, we mine the minerals for your ships"?
I believe he called you a terrorist. Why do you hate FREEDOM?
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who, but I approve of this player generated content. Look at all the pilots getting to shoot all the things and for *reasons*!
This is the best response. Hurrah Explosions! |

Hendrick Tallardar
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
129
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 19:49:00 -
[305] - Quote
Samahiel Sotken wrote:Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate?
No I did not know that. Is there anything else I should know about Poitot? LeeSsang. Never Forget. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
152
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 19:52:00 -
[306] - Quote
Hendrick Tallardar wrote:Samahiel Sotken wrote:Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate?
No I did not know that. Is there anything else I should know about Poitot?
Well, I hear that Evoke, who live in syndicate since we took their space, are *****.
For all your other Poitot related questions, you may want to visit it's website! http://poitot.com/ |

Twenty Five Percent
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 20:12:00 -
[307] - Quote
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who
The expression on Gevlon Goblins avatars face sums this up nicely
|

Desivo Delta Visseroff
Cataclysmic Paradox
124
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 20:23:00 -
[308] - Quote
Twenty Five Percent wrote:Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who The expression on Gevlon Goblins avatars face sums this up nicely
Such sperg Much hate More war But confusion |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2744
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 20:31:00 -
[309] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: Right. So you couldn't care less about POCOs, but your problem with RvB is that they are stopping you from taking our POCOs, which you have claimed many, many times, actually is your goal.
It also doesn't matter. The damage you're doing is a rounding error.
I don't care about owning POCOs. I care about GSF not owning POCOs. Again you aren't coordinating with other GSF posters. They just said 7.1%.
You're not targetting the alliance, since losses in Jita don't harm the alliance, they are losses to the members. Compared to the ISK our ~12k members have in total, it is a rounding error. I previously estimated it at 6 trillion liquid, which is hilariously low-balling it. You do less than 1% damage to the average member's wallet in a month, which is a rounding error.
You don't get to pick up a stat from one pile, and use it to compare against something completely different, just because it looks better for your numbers.
Even assuming your high-fallacy here, 5-7% is still within the margin of error. GSFs losses meander by up to 30% month-to month.
You didn't answer my question.
Is your goal to continue to be a rounding error on our wallets, or take our POCOs?
n.b. You literally can't stop us having them without taking them and holding them - destroying them is step one. You then need to place your own, and stop us taking it back. Spoiler alert: if we actually tripped up so badly that we let one get replaced we would just ping enough people to go 2:1 on anything you bring.
Or, is this the usual randian garbage where you simply say "someone else should do it it's a solid idea with no flaws"? It's always someone else, right?
Also I don't need to coordinate to dunk you sunshine, a 12 year old with a pocket calculator and one semester of a stats course can see the massive errors you make in every post. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Telemachus Rheade
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
36
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 20:51:00 -
[310] - Quote
Gevlon, please, never stop being yourself! Never stop funding the Marmite war against the Goons, and please, keep up the war with Goons on the Lemmings end. Please war dec RvB if the RvB ally offer to the Goons ever drops, and please maintain the war decs on all Goon pet alt corps.
Also, never stop posting! EVER! I read your blog every morning while I sit on the can before I head off to work. It really helps with my bowel movements!
Keep up the good work!
Telemachus Rheade.
(I am going to add an obligatory "LMAO" at the end of this post, in case you fail to get the point - something I notice you have an issue with). |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6620
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 21:17:00 -
[311] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Guys, you are not helping Mynnna/Mangala here, get your **** together!
yeah we better get some tight message control or people are sure to start believing your walls of crazy Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6620
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 21:19:00 -
[312] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: Right. So you couldn't care less about POCOs, but your problem with RvB is that they are stopping you from taking our POCOs, which you have claimed many, many times, actually is your goal.
It also doesn't matter. The damage you're doing is a rounding error.
I don't care about owning POCOs. I care about GSF not owning POCOs. Again you aren't coordinating with other GSF posters. They just said 7.1%. oh sorry we were ever so slightly imprecise about how we described the goal you've failed utterly at
we will be more careful next time Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
153
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 21:38:00 -
[313] - Quote
Desivo Delta Visseroff wrote:Twenty Five Percent wrote:Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who The expression on Gevlon Goblins avatars face sums this up nicely Such sperg  Much hate  More war  But confusion 
Where are our FWEDDIT allies to do one of their droll doge memes about this. OH! I forgot to add FWEDDIT to the list.
CFC and pets losses by alliance for 2/14:
GSF - 574.00b CO2 - 225.36b RZR - 105.95b FA - 178.31b EXE - 36.87b PBLRD - 180.90b FCON - 169.57b GENTS - 86.55b LAWN - 46.03b SMA - 76.01b TNT - 57.42b RVB-R - 98.27b RVB-B - 73.77b -10.0 - 98.38b N0MAD - 51.24b B0T - 269.02b J4LP - 38.33b TOTAL - 2365.98
Goblin's Folly - 135b or 5.7% |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
160
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 21:59:00 -
[314] - Quote
Samahiel Sotken wrote:
Edit: Interesting note, since PL are our pets and included in Goblin's damaged dealt number. We actually manage to do more damage to ourselves than we take from highsec, regardless of whether Goblin throws money into that pit or not.
Attacking ourselves is the core of RvB 's military doctrine. It is terrifyingly effective. |

Helfeln Meathead
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 22:34:00 -
[315] - Quote
Gevlon.
Hisec is a playground
Burn Jita is when we open up Disneyland
Thank you for polishing the fun-slides and springy horses... every day. |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3777
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 22:43:00 -
[316] - Quote
Hendrick Tallardar wrote:Samahiel Sotken wrote:Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate?
No I did not know that. Is there anything else I should know about Poitot?
Isn't that the system that is known for being on an in-game postcard?
Speaking of which, after Gevlon quits Eve, we should all get a "blogpost by Gevlon" in-game crumpled up piece of paper for Christmas that says something like "this paper contains lots of gibberish and graphs, New Eden's brightest minds are hard at work trying to figure out what it means. What will this nasty surprise be...?" See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Helfeln Meathead
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 23:06:00 -
[317] - Quote
Erotica 1 wrote:Hendrick Tallardar wrote:[quote=Samahiel Sotken]Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate?
Speaking of which, after Gevlon quits Eve, we should all get a "blogpost by Gevlon" in-game crumpled up piece of paper for Christmas that says something like "this paper contains lots of gibberish and graphs, New Eden's brightest minds are hard at work trying to figure out what it means. What will this nasty surprise be...?" Calling it... after Gevlon quits Eve, CONDI gets newbie separation anxiety and adopts the lemmings as TEST substitutes... finally renames the Testagram to something about rodents. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
124
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 23:12:00 -
[318] - Quote
I'm giving it 6 months till Gevlon either quits because "[insert game] is better" (probably WoW), or he'll become a crazy Eve hermit, not communicating with anyone other than to gloat at newbies about how rich he is in the newbie hubs. |

Helfeln Meathead
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
11
|
Posted - 2014.02.21 23:42:00 -
[319] - Quote
Also, why the hell are you still in an NPC corp. Are you trying to be some sort of voice from the wilderness? Some sort of political exile like Marx or Lenin, waiting for the train through Germany?
Somehow I can't imagine you with a beard, not even a neck-one.
A message to any new players who are getting swayed by this nonsense.
Think about what it is you want to do and how you want to learn the game. If you want to learn the skills first, consider EveUni. If you're want explosions as soon as possible, consider Brave Newbies or another Newbie-Friendly lowsec or nullsec corp. If you find the prospect of lower system security daunts you, go with RvB.
Comments on Goon coms after the failed breakout attempt in 0-W
Quote:[Goon X] ****, they just cut and ran [Goon Y] yeah.... Test, Nulli, N3, the other guys, they just docked or ran
... pause...
[Goon Z] But not Newbies man, they went balls deep [Massed Goons] Yeah... Yeah...Yeah Yeah... Balls Deep Or words to that effect |

Vayeate Marquise
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
20
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 00:12:00 -
[320] - Quote
upset people is upset Problem? ~.~ |

Helfeln Meathead
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
11
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 00:23:00 -
[321] - Quote
The thing is Gevlon, YOU'RE the one getting scammed here. If you hadn't paid for a Marmite contract, some other alliance with a grudge would have and I bet you're paying more. You probably paid extra for special clauses like roving gangs and special attention in your contract. These aren't being complied with. I can tell you that Marmite isn't affecting us any more than they were before you came along.
A roving gang for Marmite is a camp in Niarja.
I exclude POCO intervention, because frankly, I don't know what they would have done without you. Most likely included it in their menu of standard services.
What I am seeing around Torinos and spread more generally around Hisec are your leaderless lemmings, trying to fulfil your promises of a glorious war... and failing. |

Helfeln Meathead
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
11
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 00:28:00 -
[322] - Quote
You probably even paid for anonymity |

Istyn
Freight Club The Marmite Collective
297
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 00:30:00 -
[323] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit
:\
Please don't try to claim some sort of credit for kills you had nothing to do with.
|

Helfeln Meathead
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
11
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 00:37:00 -
[324] - Quote
Gevlon, a question: Did you write up a contract in your head and then approach Marmite, or did you approach them and they told you what they offer?
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Hendrick Tallardar
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
130
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 00:41:00 -
[325] - Quote
Helfeln Meathead wrote: What I am seeing around Torinos and spread more generally around Hisec are your leaderless lemmings, trying to fulfil your promises of a glorious war... and failing.
And also posting retardedly in local about how they're doing this great feat. LeeSsang. Never Forget. |

Hendrick Tallardar
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
130
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Posted - 2014.02.22 00:45:00 -
[326] - Quote
Istyn wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit
:\ Please don't try to claim some sort of credit/thump your chest over kills you had nothing to do with.
So about that Gevlon... LeeSsang. Never Forget. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6622
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 01:00:00 -
[327] - Quote
Istyn wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit
:\ Please don't try to claim some sort of credit/thump your chest over kills you had nothing to do with. did you not understand the bargain you struck
he supplied isk, now he's going to be taking credit for every single kill you make
enjoy! Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
86
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 01:04:00 -
[328] - Quote
Istyn wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit
:\ Please don't try to claim some sort of credit/thump your chest over kills you had nothing to do with.
I think it's been pointed out that he sits back, cuts the check and takes credit for all the good you do around the universe. I think Marmite should have a surcharge for that kind of thing.
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits ~Albert Einstein
-á-á-á |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3006
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 02:04:00 -
[329] - Quote
Istyn wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit
:\ Please don't try to claim some sort of credit/thump your chest over kills you had nothing to do with.
He's claimed credit for each and every kill scored against us since he started paying you.
e: Man look at that, beaten three times. Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Oblivion King
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 02:21:00 -
[330] - Quote
there's more GOONs and CFC in this thread than any other, 17 pages in 2 days? all from Goons? i'm impressed. |

Oblivion King
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 02:29:00 -
[331] - Quote
Istyn wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit
:\ Please don't try to claim some sort of credit/thump your chest over kills you had nothing to do with.
Paying for kills means he had nothing to do with them or funding the war? ah I see, also where does he claim kills in that post?
a mercenary a ganker and you're being smug,really now Istyn.. |

Oblivion King
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 02:35:00 -
[332] - Quote
Gevlon have you considered allying with other entities to take down RvB their time is over anyway I hope this war rages forever.
RvB are simply pets because instead of contesting for most POCOs you took the easy way out (failing to provide content for your members) and struck a deal with goons avoiding some nice pew and what could have been a thorn in the back of a large alliance. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2749
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 02:44:00 -
[333] - Quote
Oblivion King wrote:there's more GOONs and CFC in this thread than any other, 17 pages in 2 days? all from Goons? i'm impressed. it should be a complete non-shocker that an alliance founded on a forum should find forum posting in their regular schedule
Oblivion King wrote:RvB are simply pets because instead of contesting for most POCOs you took the easy way out (failing to provide content for your members) and struck a deal with goons avoiding some nice pew and what could have been a thorn in the back of a large alliance. the literal opposite of this is true, RvB have been smacking marmite around all over the place, and fleets where marmite / lemmings run away from the POCOs they spend hours reinforcing have been getting hit pretty hard by RvB as well
plenty of ~~content~~ even though im loathe to encourage you using the latest buzzword in an incorrect context "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2749
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 02:46:00 -
[334] - Quote
on reflection its possible the hidden message in your ramble, is that RvB wont be contesting POCOs because marmite/lemmings are unable to do so
this would be an astute observation, but you should try to put the clever observations front and centre in the future and maybe cut out the grrrrGOONs and PETS PETS nonsense "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2749
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 02:49:00 -
[335] - Quote
Oh yes, breaking news!
Lemmings spent an hour the other day reinforcing another POCO.
In what I would hope came as no surprise to the thread, no-one showed up to stop us saving it.
OP success, good guys win again. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2749
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 02:55:00 -
[336] - Quote
Whoop
Me again.
I have recently learned, that if you want to make a point, that you need a graph. It's not enough for me to just say "But we saved every POCO you are the worst at doing your job", I need to show it in pictures.
Hence I made a pie chart of Jan/Feb 2014 charting our POCO save OPs.
http://i.imgur.com/D7Szn3F.png "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Istyn
Freight Club The Marmite Collective
299
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 03:10:00 -
[337] - Quote
Weaselior wrote: did you not understand the bargain you struck
he supplied isk, now he's going to be taking credit for every single kill you make
enjoy!
mynnna wrote: He's claimed credit for each and every kill scored against us since he started paying you.
e: Man look at that, beaten three times.
We have no involvement in Marmite alliance/leadership decisions, etc., just a mutually beneficial arrangement.
Oblivion King wrote:
Paying for kills means he had nothing to do with them or funding the war? ah I see, also where does he claim kills in that post?
a mercenary a ganker and you're being smug,really now Istyn..
What?
|

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
155
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 03:32:00 -
[338] - Quote
Istyn wrote:Oblivion King wrote:
Paying for kills means he had nothing to do with them or funding the war? ah I see, also where does he claim kills in that post?
a mercenary a ganker and you're being smug,really now Istyn..
What?
I believe what you are experiencing here is summed up nicely in the old adage, "Lay down with dogsgoblins, and you wake up with fleasautists."
|

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
155
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 03:34:00 -
[339] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Whoop Me again. I have recently learned, that if you want to make a point, that you need a graph. It's not enough for me to just say "But we saved every POCO you are the worst at doing your job", I need to show it in pictures. Hence I made a pie chart of Jan/Feb 2014 charting our POCO save OPs. http://i.imgur.com/D7Szn3F.png
Since we're getting graphical, I would like to represent the affect Mynnna's posts have on Goblin's arguments. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
168
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 03:39:00 -
[340] - Quote
Istyn wrote: Please don't try to claim some sort of credit/thump your chest over kills you had nothing to do with.
Let's open the Marmite war history page and look up Northern Associates, which is another renter alliance like PBLRD. There was a war with them between 2013/09/27 and 2014/02/04 Then there is an ongoing war from 2014/02/13. What is between them? A week when you couldn't shoot Northern Associates in highsec. Now let's check PBLRD and you see an ongoing, uninterrupted war since I started my Merc contract with Marmite 6 weeks ago. If these JFs were in Northern Associates, you'd have 1/6 chance to just watch them float away. Considering the value of the kills, the probability increase of them and the war costs, I know there is exactly one Goon in this thread who understands why am I happy.
On a different note: did you people notice that in the thread "RvB is a Goon scam" 90% of the posts are coming from Goons (and a certain Spacemonkey). This isn't the best way to eliminate the suspicion. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
155
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 04:05:00 -
[341] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Istyn wrote: Please don't try to claim some sort of credit/thump your chest over kills you had nothing to do with.
Let's open the Marmite war history page and look up Northern Associates, which is another renter alliance like PBLRD. There was a war with them between 2013/09/27 and 2014/02/04 Then there is an ongoing war from 2014/02/13. What is between them? A week when you couldn't shoot Northern Associates in highsec. Now let's check PBLRD and you see an ongoing, uninterrupted war since I started my Merc contract with Marmite 6 weeks ago. If these JFs were in Northern Associates, you'd have 1/6 chance to just watch them float away. Considering the value of the kills, the probability increase of them and the war costs, I know there is exactly one Goon in this thread who understands why am I happy. On a different note: did you people notice that in the thread "RvB is a Goon scam" 90% of the posts are coming from Goons (and a certain Spacemonkey). This isn't the best way to eliminate the suspicion.
Translation: "Yout DON'T talk back to -A- Gevlon, pet!"
|

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
155
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 04:16:00 -
[342] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: Let's open the Marmite war history page and look up Northern Associates, which is another renter alliance like PBLRD. There was a war with them between 2013/09/27 and 2014/02/04 Then there is an ongoing war from 2014/02/13. What is between them? A week when you couldn't shoot Northern Associates in highsec.
Let's drill down into this.
Northern Associates Losses By Month: 08-13 285.54b 09-13 329.03b 10-13 258.61b 11-13 268.84b 12-13 203.70b 01-14 236.31b 02-14 232.09b
According to this, their two highest months of losses happened BEFORE the initial war dec. And while the month of February appears lower than average, it's only three quarters over. If you extrapolate from the current trend it should end somewhere around 309.45b in damages. Which would make it, despite the loss of a weeks worth of war decs, the second most costly month in the period, second only to the month preceding the war dec.
The statistics are clear. If you want your corps loss rates to decrease, have goblin pay someone to attack you.
edit: source https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99000163/history/ |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4682
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 04:58:00 -
[343] - Quote
Clearly the greatest scam of EVE Online is Marmite getting money from Gevlon & delivering nothing. Good work Marmites. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Powers Sa
959
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 06:00:00 -
[344] - Quote
Istyn wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit
:\ Please don't try to claim some sort of credit/thump your chest over kills you had nothing to do with. For real. I've posted this before, but marmite can't take credit for anything the Freight Club guys do. They have been funding their own wardecs off of dead JFs for the longest time.
Freight Club is just about the only highsec crew that I actually respect next to RVB. lol |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
103
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 06:13:00 -
[345] - Quote
Istyn wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit
:\ Please don't try to claim some sort of credit/thump your chest over kills you had nothing to do with.
In case you missed it:
Gevlon wrote: So yes, I can take ALL the credit.
...
I am solely responsible for turning these players against CFC and focusing their damage on CFC.
|

Helfeln Meathead
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
13
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 06:54:00 -
[346] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: On a different note: did you people notice that in the thread "RvB is a Goon scam" 90% of the posts are coming from Goons (and a certain Spacemonkey). This isn't the best way to eliminate the suspicion.
Ummm... did you just forget which thread you were posting in? |

Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
87
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 06:58:00 -
[347] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Whoop Me again. I have recently learned, that if you want to make a point, that you need a graph. It's not enough for me to just say "But we saved every POCO you are the worst at doing your job", I need to show it in pictures. Hence I made a pie chart of Jan/Feb 2014 charting our POCO save OPs. http://i.imgur.com/D7Szn3F.png
Finally pie chart! The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits ~Albert Einstein
-á-á-á |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 07:42:00 -
[348] - Quote
Hendrick Tallardar wrote:Samahiel Sotken wrote: Wait, Gevlon's autism support group has 366 members? Jesus, they're like five times the size of MINILUV, and we still do ten times the damage.
This is an important point Goblin forgets. On paper we have tens of thousands of pilots, but only about 70 of them care about Highsec. So he might think he's leading the 300 against Xerxes horde, but he's really getting beat down by a few dozen guys on vacation from the real wars.
Yep, or if you compare them to SniggWaffe who are still larger than MiniLuv (as far as I know) yet half the size roughly than this supposed "Goon Killing alliance" you have: JANUARY Darwins Lemmings - 366 members across 36 corporations http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Darwins_Lemmingshttp://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=9713Kills - 802 ISK equivalent in kills - 68.44 Billion Losses -269 ISK equivalent in losses - 11.24 Billion Efficiency - 85.89% SniggWaffe - 230 members in SniggWaffe, 2 members in our executor corp. (35 in a Russian corp we did a test period with)* http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/WAFFLES./corporationshttp://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=9296Kills - 4,560 ISK equivalent in kills - 1.9 Trillion Losses - 1,739 ISK equivalent in losses - 67.75 Billion Efficiency - 96.65% *Black Mesa Inc were a part of Waffles during January and had the following statistics: Kills - 27 ISK in kills - 1.31 Billion Losses - 11 ISK in losses - 0.1 Billion Which accounts for a minuscule amount of the damages in both kills and losses for the month. They left Waffles having not garnered any kills in February. FEBRUARYDarwins LemmingsKills - 2,141 ISK equivalent in kills - 104.1 Billion Losses - 642 ISK equivalent in losses - 25.92 Billion Efficiency - 80.07% SniggWaffeKills - 4,018 ISK equivalent - 175.58 Billion Losses - 1,328 ISK equivalent in losses - 50.10 Billion Efficiency - 77.80% SniggWaffe, a corp with 200 fewer pilots, can deal over twice as many kills at minimum (February saw our return to lowsec after the south east finished up) than Gevlon's attempt at an alliance to deal damage to Goons. Waffles also finance themselves individually and don't have an ISK reserve that is close to what Gevlon claims to be. Basically a training corp for a "Goon pet" in Pandemic Legion can do more than Gevlon's entire alliance with Marmite Collective doing all the heavy work. It's quite sad really, and these numbers are hard to lie about.
Your null sec though right? you go hunting in low sec, fight null sec scraps and have the bat phone to PL supers that makes squashing any low sec gang with its tail up a trivial task. I dont follow how yr stats are relevant. Not trying to diss you btw, I am new to eve. I do think though yr comparing apples to oranges. -á"quote=Erotica 1 "I would create a massive pyramid scheme in Eve to show you what it is, but I'm an honest business person, so you'll just have to find education elsewhere. Start with the wiki link that was linked by a person who didn't even read what he linked." Theres a reason I play eve XD |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 07:46:00 -
[349] - Quote
Erotica 1 wrote:Hendrick Tallardar wrote:Samahiel Sotken wrote:Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate?
No I did not know that. Is there anything else I should know about Poitot? Isn't that the system that is known for being on an in-game postcard? Speaking of which, after Gevlon quits Eve, we should all get a "blogpost by Gevlon" in-game crumpled up piece of paper for Christmas that says something like "this paper contains lots of gibberish and graphs, New Eden's brightest minds are hard at work trying to figure out what it means. What will this nasty surprise be...?" You don't like Gevlon do you? :P I wouldn't take being called a moron personnally btw, hes called me it at least twice since I've known him and he still helped me learn to heal on my shammy.  -á"quote=Erotica 1 "I would create a massive pyramid scheme in Eve to show you what it is, but I'm an honest business person, so you'll just have to find education elsewhere. Start with the wiki link that was linked by a person who didn't even read what he linked." Theres a reason I play eve XD |

enterprisePSI
262
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Posted - 2014.02.22 07:47:00 -
[350] - Quote
First.  The tears of the many, outweigh the tears of the few. Or the one. enterprise-psi-¬
[url]https://twitter.com/enterprise_psi[/url] |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 07:54:00 -
[351] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Oblivion King wrote:there's more GOONs and CFC in this thread than any other, 17 pages in 2 days? all from Goons? i'm impressed. it should be a complete non-shocker that an alliance founded on a forum should find forum posting in their regular schedule Oblivion King wrote:RvB are simply pets because instead of contesting for most POCOs you took the easy way out (failing to provide content for your members) and struck a deal with goons avoiding some nice pew and what could have been a thorn in the back of a large alliance. the literal opposite of this is true, RvB have been smacking marmite around all over the place, and fleets where marmite / lemmings run away from the POCOs they spend hours reinforcing have been getting hit pretty hard by RvB as well plenty of ~~content~~ even though im loathe to encourage you using the latest buzzword in an incorrect context
Dude I enjoy yr posting, its brilliant. Why is it the same few goons posting though? why isnt this buried with 100s of folk laughing "at the madman". Why is it directors and important people only? You know someone who was FAR more paranoid then I and who saw conspiracy theories in EVERYTHING might, just might, think that you goonies were taking the gevlon threat so seriously your carefully handling it. The boys have been told to stay away and its been left to the professionals. The professional. just a thought...
Btw have I told you how I admire your posting? you made me laugh loads! brilliant! Do you have a blog I can follow? D -á"quote=Erotica 1 "I would create a massive pyramid scheme in Eve to show you what it is, but I'm an honest business person, so you'll just have to find education elsewhere. Start with the wiki link that was linked by a person who didn't even read what he linked." Theres a reason I play eve XD |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 07:58:00 -
[352] - Quote
Northern Misfit wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Whoop Me again. I have recently learned, that if you want to make a point, that you need a graph. It's not enough for me to just say "But we saved every POCO you are the worst at doing your job", I need to show it in pictures. Hence I made a pie chart of Jan/Feb 2014 charting our POCO save OPs. http://i.imgur.com/D7Szn3F.png Finally pie chart!
Yey! pie! Now wheres my mayo?
-á"quote=Erotica 1 "I would create a massive pyramid scheme in Eve to show you what it is, but I'm an honest business person, so you'll just have to find education elsewhere. Start with the wiki link that was linked by a person who didn't even read what he linked." Theres a reason I play eve XD |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
161
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Posted - 2014.02.22 08:57:00 -
[353] - Quote
Oblivion King wrote:Gevlon have you considered allying with other entities to take down RvB their time is over anyway I hope this war rages forever.
RvB are simply pets because instead of contesting for most POCOs you took the easy way out (failing to provide content for your members) and struck a deal with goons avoiding some nice pew and what could have been a thorn in the back of a large alliance.
But the POCOs *are* providing content!
1: What do you think RvB is doing with the isk coming in from our little POCO empire? Ship replacements! This serves to generate further R vs B content. (and once again, I would like to point out that Gevlon's statement "A pet alliance without SRP, without good killboard, without ratting space?" is false on *all* points).
2: What the heck do you think this hullabaloo is but content?!?! Ganks, baits, counterganks, huge defence fleets, hunting parties... and *astounding* killmails. We just got an artilery fit 2.5 billion abbadon.
Of course, we didn't expect *Gevlon* to be the instigator of this content but hey, here we are.
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Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
125
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 09:08:00 -
[354] - Quote
Tarojan wrote:
Why is it directors and important people only?
Because everyone is important in GSF. If you mean space-important in general, I'm not space-important, and I'm the one who's pressing Marmite on taking advantage of the mentally ill. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
162
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 09:49:00 -
[355] - Quote
Wait, I'm important?! WOOHOO!!!
... I wonder how this happened? Hmmm... It must be when I almost defeated the goons by making Mynnna choke on a sandwich. Funny how with a single joke, I almost made more damage than a certain someone ever will ;) |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 10:35:00 -
[356] - Quote
Xaerael Endiel wrote:Tarojan wrote:
Why is it directors and important people only?
Because everyone is important in GSF. If you mean space-important in general, I'm not space-important, and I'm the one who's pressing Marmite on taking advantage of the mentally ill.
Oh sorry. was reading Grath on mitanni.com. Hes really cool. Anyway was really Khan i was addressing there cos he makes me laugh Irl. Its rare that happens. Glad you think your important though :) -á"quote=Erotica 1 "I would create a massive pyramid scheme in Eve to show you what it is, but I'm an honest business person, so you'll just have to find education elsewhere. Start with the wiki link that was linked by a person who didn't even read what he linked." Theres a reason I play eve XD |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
18
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 10:39:00 -
[357] - Quote
Grath Callidus Marus GÇó 2 days ago Eh, you still have to nut up and use them. Notice the Russians haven't ever fielded a slowcat doctrine, though they've tried chimeras they've always produced low numbers, and this is a coalition that can produce close to 1000 men when called on.
Its not often enough to field the ships, its the balls to put them out there and the knowledge of how to use them that matters, and losing them in the learning process is often enough to turn groups away from trying.
see its s*** like this. You know he knows what hes talking about. I could learn more about eve with one afternoon buying him drinks in a bar then a month here talking smack with you guys. no offense intended. -á"quote=Erotica 1 "I would create a massive pyramid scheme in Eve to show you what it is, but I'm an honest business person, so you'll just have to find education elsewhere. Start with the wiki link that was linked by a person who didn't even read what he linked." Theres a reason I play eve XD |

Helfeln Meathead
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
13
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 10:53:00 -
[358] - Quote
Not really focussing on the War here are we http://imgur.com/IjTSZfE
Had to scroll to find the first bee kills. http://imgur.com/4uMcRoQ |

Anela Cistine
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
189
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Posted - 2014.02.22 11:07:00 -
[359] - Quote
This whole premise is ridiculous. Newbies are the best part of EVE. If we had 8000 newbies on our team we wouldn't leave them rotting in highsec. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
125
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 11:07:00 -
[360] - Quote
We really need to talk about the 2.5b lemmings Abbadon that RvB killed last night.
Sifting through the kills of the pilot, it would seem that they never actually got a kill with that ship. And no reimbursement either, ouch. I'd hate to be in such a bad alliance that doesn't care about my losses. |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3781
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 11:09:00 -
[361] - Quote
http://greedygoblin.blogspot.com/2014/02/the-moron-of-day-me.html?m=1
Gevlon gets scammed of another 4b...
Remember to count to 3 before changing the price now guys.
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
20
|
Posted - 2014.02.22 11:11:00 -
[362] - Quote
Anela Cistine wrote:This whole premise is ridiculous. Newbies are the best part of EVE. If we had 8000 newbies on our team we wouldn't leave them rotting in highsec.
Love to be a newbie in goons, but 6 months previous in something awf is /effort and without it means being scammed rite? I'll find a home eventually. Goblins point is that its prob not gonna be with you cos you have an entry requirement I cant meet (regardless how good/bad I am at eve). -á"quote=Erotica 1 "I would create a massive pyramid scheme in Eve to show you what it is, but I'm an honest business person, so you'll just have to find education elsewhere. Start with the wiki link that was linked by a person who didn't even read what he linked." Theres a reason I play eve XD |

Derp Mc HerpaDerp
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2014.02.22 11:14:00 -
[363] - Quote
From a completely unbiased outside perspective, I am going to break down this whole debate/conflict... Using the appropriate graphs, charts and statistics of courseGǪ because those are absolutely crucial to any well founded debate.
Firstly I had no idea how the Marmite Collective could swindle Gevlon out of his ISK every week for a war that they were already doing on a continual basis. Until I stumbled upon video logs of Tora coming to get his weekly payment from Gevlon; http://imgur.com/RDVq9jm It suddenly all makes sense. But we canGÇÖt let this minor detail stop the whole campaign. Money has been wasted, yes, DarwinGÇÖs Lemmings might still be able to achieve victory over their target alliancesGǪ that is of course RvB and their Pets. The largest of their pets being Goonswarm (created as a secret null-sec entity to aid RvB. RvB is actually pulling the largest scam is the history of EvE by creating and puppeteering Goonswarm to their will). Gevlon has had a mission to take the POCOs owned by RvB and Goonswarm in order to cripple their finances. LetGÇÖs take a look at the data of POCOs that have been unable to be saved since the start of this campaign (data supplied by Khanh'rhh, thank you for your time in acquiring these statistics); http://i.imgur.com/D7Szn3F.png Well it appears that things are not going well for DarwinGÇÖs Lemmings at this stage of the campaign. Maybe Tora requires more money, we should look into that. In fact, can he afford to spend more? LetGÇÖs take a look at a chart of GevlonGÇÖs finances since the start of the campaign; http://imgur.com/vh7zhJ7 Ok not good either. But hey what does it matterGǪ if their morale is hurting, the campaign could still be somewhat of a success; http://imgur.com/x4dBXBb Hmm, sanity check? http://imgur.com/af06lUd
Gevlon, Abandon Ship!
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Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
20
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Posted - 2014.02.22 11:19:00 -
[364] - Quote
Derp Mc HerpaDerp wrote:From a completely unbiased outside perspective, I am going to break down this whole debate/conflict... Using the appropriate graphs, charts and statistics of courseGǪ because those are absolutely crucial to any well founded debate. Firstly I had no idea how the Marmite Collective could swindle Gevlon out of his ISK every week for a war that they were already doing on a continual basis. Until I stumbled upon video logs of Tora coming to get his weekly payment from Gevlon; http://imgur.com/RDVq9jmIt suddenly all makes sense. But we canGÇÖt let this minor detail stop the whole campaign. Money has been wasted, yes, DarwinGÇÖs Lemmings might still be able to achieve victory over their target alliancesGǪ that is of course RvB and their Pets. The largest of their pets being Goonswarm (created as a secret null-sec entity to aid RvB. RvB is actually pulling the largest scam is the history of EvE by creating and puppeteering Goonswarm to their will). Gevlon has had a mission to take the POCOs owned by RvB and Goonswarm in order to cripple their finances. LetGÇÖs take a look at the data of POCOs that have been unable to be saved since the start of this campaign (data supplied by Khanh'rhh, thank you for your time in acquiring these statistics); http://i.imgur.com/D7Szn3F.pngWell it appears that things are not going well for DarwinGÇÖs Lemmings at this stage of the campaign. Maybe Tora requires more money, we should look into that. In fact, can he afford to spend more? LetGÇÖs take a look at a chart of GevlonGÇÖs finances since the start of the campaign; http://imgur.com/vh7zhJ7Ok not good either. But hey what does it matterGǪ if their morale is hurting, the campaign could still be somewhat of a success; http://imgur.com/x4dBXBbHmm, sanity check? http://imgur.com/af06lUdGevlon, Abandon Ship!
Wheres the pie chart? it doesnt count without a pie chart. WE DEMAND A PIE CHART!!!1 -á"quote=Erotica 1 "I would create a massive pyramid scheme in Eve to show you what it is, but I'm an honest business person, so you'll just have to find education elsewhere. Start with the wiki link that was linked by a person who didn't even read what he linked." Theres a reason I play eve XD |

Renegade Heart
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
146
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Posted - 2014.02.22 11:21:00 -
[365] - Quote
It was fun until it wasn't, so I quit Lemmings again!
We had a big fleet, and I suggested a trip into low/null and people got scared. We had another fleet, and I speculated on the purpose, and got threatened with being kicked.
RvB attacked our station camp, and I was a hero, while most of my blues docked up.
Another time, someone got impatient because I only had an hour left to get my teamspeak sorted, and 5 more minutes would have been too long. Then when I got on teamspeak, people were talking about how those that weren't were spies and stuff. Surely spies would be first to get on teamspeak?
Also, I like to listen to music, but people would rather you didn't, and get on teamspeak as soon as you log on, whether an OP is on or not.
Also they like to lie about OPs before taking you on a POCO bash. Isn't that sort of a scam?
So on paper it sounds like fun, but for some, Lemmings is serious business.
Anyway, good luck to all sides! |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
20
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Posted - 2014.02.22 11:25:00 -
[366] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:It was fun until it wasn't, so I quit Lemmings again!
We had a big fleet, and I suggested a trip into low/null and people got scared. We had another fleet, and I speculated on the purpose, and got threatened with being kicked.
RvB attacked our station camp, and I was a hero, while most of my blues docked up.
Another time, someone got impatient because I only had an hour left to get my teamspeak sorted, and 5 more minutes would have been too long. Then when I got on teamspeak, people were talking about how those that weren't were spies and stuff. Surely spies would be first to get on teamspeak?
Also, I like to listen to music, but people would rather you didn't, and get on teamspeak as soon as you log on, whether an OP is on or not.
Also they like to lie about OPs before taking you on a POCO bash. Isn't that sort of a scam?
So on paper it sounds like fun, but for some, Lemmings is serious business.
Anyway, good luck to all sides!
Oh noes. Their loss. If you manage to find something thats actually fun to do will you hook me a line? I'll do the same. until then you'll find me suicide ganking people from boredem and posting here. Would you like to gank with me a bit? its funny. Sometimes. -á"quote=Erotica 1 "I would create a massive pyramid scheme in Eve to show you what it is, but I'm an honest business person, so you'll just have to find education elsewhere. Start with the wiki link that was linked by a person who didn't even read what he linked." Theres a reason I play eve XD |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
104
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Posted - 2014.02.22 11:26:00 -
[367] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:It was fun until it wasn't, so I quit Lemmings again!
We had a big fleet, and I suggested a trip into low/null and people got scared. We had another fleet, and I speculated on the purpose, and got threatened with being kicked.
RvB attacked our station camp, and I was a hero, while most of my blues docked up.
Another time, someone got impatient because I only had an hour left to get my teamspeak sorted, and 5 more minutes would have been too long. Then when I got on teamspeak, people were talking about how those that weren't were spies and stuff. Surely spies would be first to get on teamspeak?
Also, I like to listen to music, but people would rather you didn't, and get on teamspeak as soon as you log on, whether an OP is on or not.
Also they like to lie about OPs before taking you on a POCO bash. Isn't that sort of a scam?
So on paper it sounds like fun, but for some, Lemmings is serious business.
Anyway, good luck to all sides!
Reasonable decision. |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
20
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Posted - 2014.02.22 11:39:00 -
[368] - Quote
Erotica 1 wrote:http://greedygoblin.blogspot.com/2014/02/the-moron-of-day-me.html?m=1
Gevlon gets scammed of another 4b...
Remember to count to 3 before changing the price now guys.
Its a good scam, I was nearly caught twice in wow by it, but was paying attention at the time. Its the kind of thing that cacths you when yr tired or drunk. the easiest way to deal with it really IS to sit on it. Take a minute to process whats happening. As an honest buisness person I think we should all take a minute to applaud you Erotica for bringing this helpful buisness tip to our attention. May I say I'm relieved that a person of your standing in our community is dedicating themselves to the ernest task of informing us of these scams while providing the valuable services you do to the community -á"quote=Erotica 1 "I would create a massive pyramid scheme in Eve to show you what it is, but I'm an honest business person, so you'll just have to find education elsewhere. Start with the wiki link that was linked by a person who didn't even read what he linked." Theres a reason I play eve XD |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4685
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Posted - 2014.02.22 11:57:00 -
[369] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Then when I got on teamspeak, people were talking about how those that weren't were spies and stuff.
Having to listen to Lemmings TS for half the day is the worst job I ever took on for my glorious master, Lord Powers. I feel like I'm being punished for something. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Domino Artan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
26
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Posted - 2014.02.22 13:02:00 -
[370] - Quote
Tarojan wrote:Anela Cistine wrote:This whole premise is ridiculous. Newbies are the best part of EVE. If we had 8000 newbies on our team we wouldn't leave them rotting in highsec. Love to be a newbie in goons, but 6 months previous in something awf is /effort and without it means being scammed rite? I'll find a home eventually. Goblins point is that its prob not gonna be with you cos you have an entry requirement I cant meet (regardless how good/bad I am at eve).
You can get into GSF without getting into Waffe. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6626
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Posted - 2014.02.22 13:14:00 -
[371] - Quote
Istyn wrote: We have no involvement in Marmite alliance/leadership decisions, etc., just a mutually beneficial arrangement.
well, your arrangement now means gevlon has purchased the credit for everything that you do, i suggest you get used to it :sun:
when you screw up of course he'll generously give you the credit Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6627
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Posted - 2014.02.22 13:45:00 -
[372] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:On a different note: did you people notice that in the thread "RvB is a Goon scam" 90% of the posts are coming from Goons (and a certain Spacemonkey). This isn't the best way to eliminate the suspicion.
you're right, it's not instead, we're relentlessly bumping this thread trying to see your hilarious posts seen by as many people as possible
what does that tell you Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Manny Moons
Party Poppers Darwins Lemmings
186
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Posted - 2014.02.22 13:53:00 -
[373] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:...We had another fleet, and I speculated on the purpose, and got threatened with being kicked... I hope you know that was a joke. If not, then I sincerely apologize.
Renegade Heart wrote:...Also they like to lie about OPs before taking you on a POCO bash. Isn't that sort of a scam?... In future our exact intentions will be announced in public, just so everyone will be clear. (Sorry, that was another lame attempt at a joke - I am not very good at this.)
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Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
126
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Posted - 2014.02.22 14:04:00 -
[374] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:It was fun until it wasn't, so I quit Lemmings again!
We had a big fleet, and I suggested a trip into low/null and people got scared. We had another fleet, and I speculated on the purpose, and got threatened with being kicked.
RvB attacked our station camp, and I was a hero, while most of my blues docked up.
Another time, someone got impatient because I only had an hour left to get my teamspeak sorted, and 5 more minutes would have been too long. Then when I got on teamspeak, people were talking about how those that weren't were spies and stuff. Surely spies would be first to get on teamspeak?
Also, I like to listen to music, but people would rather you didn't, and get on teamspeak as soon as you log on, whether an OP is on or not.
Also they like to lie about OPs before taking you on a POCO bash. Isn't that sort of a scam?
So on paper it sounds like fun, but for some, Lemmings is serious business.
Anyway, good luck to all sides!
They're not saying it's a POCO bash because Lemmings is so badly organised and riddled with spies that if it was announced as a POCO bash, a fight might actually happen. Instead, Lemming line members will be tricked into boring pointless structure shoots that amount to nothing, because when they come out of ref, no one from Lemmings will dare to actually enter a system with more than 3 goons in. |

Renegade Heart
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
148
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Posted - 2014.02.22 14:17:00 -
[375] - Quote
Manny Moons wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:...We had another fleet, and I speculated on the purpose, and got threatened with being kicked... I hope you know that was a joke. If not, then I sincerely apologize. Renegade Heart wrote:...Also they like to lie about OPs before taking you on a POCO bash. Isn't that sort of a scam?... In future our exact intentions will be announced in public, just so everyone will be clear. (Sorry, that was another lame attempt at a joke - I am not very good at this.)
I gave you guys a full 20 minutes after I quit the fleet to respond to me before I quit the alliance, but there was nothing said to persuade me that staying was going to be worth it. I had been considering leaving anyway, and this for me was merely the final straw.
Also, your joke was not obvious to be fair, since there was no lol or smiley, or anything else in fact. And I did not find it funny either! If someone tried, I may have returned to the fleet, but I got the impression that I wasn't really wanted.
In the end though, I do mean it when I say I wish you guys luck because underdogs are cool.
Xaerael Endiel wrote:They're not saying it's a POCO bash because Lemmings is so badly organised and riddled with spies that if it was announced as a POCO bash, a fight might actually happen. Instead, Lemming line members will be tricked into boring pointless structure shoots that amount to nothing, because when they come out of ref, no one from Lemmings will dare to actually enter a system with more than 3 goons in.
I don't understand that attitude. Spies are going to be on comms relaying every move back to the enemy as it happens anyway, since it is so easy to get into the alliance.
We had a "VFK Fun Roam" advertised, and I would have happily gone on that one in my cane. In Mordus Angels we had some fun in VFK so I expected something similar with Lemmings, but it was not to be. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
126
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Posted - 2014.02.22 14:37:00 -
[376] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote: We had a "VFK Fun Roam" advertised, and I would have happily gone on that one in my cane. In Mordus Angels we had some fun in VFK so I expected something similar with Lemmings, but it was not to be.
If it hasn't happened this week, it'll never happen. This week was the chance for anyone and everyone to mess about in Dek while so many people were on the hellcamp.
The chances of Lemmings ever seeing VFK is pretty much zero. I'd love to be proven wrong, but I feel that the real biggest scam is telling newbies and random pubs that they have a chance against CFC proper, while under the guidance of such incompetent leadership.
e.
Also, if we even cared about countering a POCO ref attempt, we'd have done it by now. Structures being ref'd is a common daily event for a null corp. The only time anyone really cares and forms up is when it's coming out of ref, and that's when the aggressor's intentions are revealed. |

WaterMarks
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2014.02.22 14:52:00 -
[377] - Quote
Danalee wrote:scam is where newbies are lured into a fun wargame group under false pretenses and promptly brainwashed into goon hisec sock-puppets and thrown under the bus.Would all RVB members be in RVB if they knew they were just goon hisec cannon fodder?D. 
why most nabz join RvB is to shoot **** and die, all while learning pvp. it doesnt matter who and for what the target is. there is no 'FALSE PRETENSES' every one who joins RvB joins to pvp simple as that.
and gevlon stop trying to drag every one into ur personal vendetta against goons. yes we get it u dont like goons... i dont like goons(first guy that killed me was a goon and i hold grudges) H E LL man, even goons dont like goons...
but this 'Holy Crusade' u have against goons is anoying.
on the upside i hope u bring more wars to RvB, then i might join back up to get my pew pew on |

Hendrick Tallardar
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
131
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Posted - 2014.02.22 14:54:00 -
[378] - Quote
Tarojan wrote:Hendrick Tallardar wrote:Samahiel Sotken wrote: Wait, Gevlon's autism support group has 366 members? Jesus, they're like five times the size of MINILUV, and we still do ten times the damage.
This is an important point Goblin forgets. On paper we have tens of thousands of pilots, but only about 70 of them care about Highsec. So he might think he's leading the 300 against Xerxes horde, but he's really getting beat down by a few dozen guys on vacation from the real wars.
Yep, or if you compare them to SniggWaffe who are still larger than MiniLuv (as far as I know) yet half the size roughly than this supposed "Goon Killing alliance" you have: JANUARY Darwins Lemmings - 366 members across 36 corporations http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Darwins_Lemmingshttp://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=9713Kills - 802 ISK equivalent in kills - 68.44 Billion Losses -269 ISK equivalent in losses - 11.24 Billion Efficiency - 85.89% SniggWaffe - 230 members in SniggWaffe, 2 members in our executor corp. (35 in a Russian corp we did a test period with)* http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/WAFFLES./corporationshttp://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=9296Kills - 4,560 ISK equivalent in kills - 1.9 Trillion Losses - 1,739 ISK equivalent in losses - 67.75 Billion Efficiency - 96.65% *Black Mesa Inc were a part of Waffles during January and had the following statistics: Kills - 27 ISK in kills - 1.31 Billion Losses - 11 ISK in losses - 0.1 Billion Which accounts for a minuscule amount of the damages in both kills and losses for the month. They left Waffles having not garnered any kills in February. FEBRUARYDarwins LemmingsKills - 2,141 ISK equivalent in kills - 104.1 Billion Losses - 642 ISK equivalent in losses - 25.92 Billion Efficiency - 80.07% SniggWaffeKills - 4,018 ISK equivalent - 175.58 Billion Losses - 1,328 ISK equivalent in losses - 50.10 Billion Efficiency - 77.80% SniggWaffe, a corp with 200 fewer pilots, can deal over twice as many kills at minimum (February saw our return to lowsec after the south east finished up) than Gevlon's attempt at an alliance to deal damage to Goons. Waffles also finance themselves individually and don't have an ISK reserve that is close to what Gevlon claims to be. Basically a training corp for a "Goon pet" in Pandemic Legion can do more than Gevlon's entire alliance with Marmite Collective doing all the heavy work. It's quite sad really, and these numbers are hard to lie about. Your null sec though right? you go hunting in low sec, fight null sec scraps and have the bat phone to PL supers that makes squashing any low sec gang with its tail up a trivial task. I dont follow how yr stats are relevant. Not trying to diss you btw, I am new to eve. I do think though yr comparing apples to oranges.
Waffles are not anything. We fight everywhere, even Hisec and we never call PL supers unless absolutely necessary (i.e. when we're killing a super which isn't often). I know you have a hard time comprehending reality, especially when it doesn't suit your narrative, but making **** up like that is pretty much why people mock you for being stupid.
My stats are relevant since Waffles run subcaps predominately and are more efficient at taking out our "targets" without the supposed mass funding you claim to provide Marmite and your autism support network. Your "accomplishments" as an alliance are in reality evidence that you're a paper tiger and can't even succeed at what people much smaller than you do, let alone what you attempt to set out to do yourself. LeeSsang. Never Forget. |

Hendrick Tallardar
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
131
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Posted - 2014.02.22 14:59:00 -
[379] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:It was fun until it wasn't, so I quit Lemmings again!
We had a big fleet, and I suggested a trip into low/null and people got scared. We had another fleet, and I speculated on the purpose, and got threatened with being kicked.
RvB attacked our station camp, and I was a hero, while most of my blues docked up.
Another time, someone got impatient because I only had an hour left to get my teamspeak sorted, and 5 more minutes would have been too long. Then when I got on teamspeak, people were talking about how those that weren't were spies and stuff. Surely spies would be first to get on teamspeak?
Also, I like to listen to music, but people would rather you didn't, and get on teamspeak as soon as you log on, whether an OP is on or not.
Also they like to lie about OPs before taking you on a POCO bash. Isn't that sort of a scam?
So on paper it sounds like fun, but for some, Lemmings is serious business.
Anyway, good luck to all sides!
Sounds like a great place for people who hate Goons to really learn to hate Goons and not the leadership/group. LeeSsang. Never Forget. |

Hendrick Tallardar
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
131
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Posted - 2014.02.22 15:01:00 -
[380] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:Then when I got on teamspeak, people were talking about how those that weren't were spies and stuff. Having to listen to Lemmings TS for half the day is the worst job I ever took on for my glorious master, Lord Powers. I feel like I'm being punished for something.
It's your posts. He's punishing you for your awful posting. LeeSsang. Never Forget. |

Renegade Heart
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
149
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Posted - 2014.02.22 15:04:00 -
[381] - Quote
Hendrick Tallardar wrote:Sounds like a great place for people who hate Goons to really learn to hate Goons and not the leadership/group.
For me it was never about hating anybody. Goons were simply the biggest target, and it seemed fun to go up against them. If another alliance was bigger, I'd have happily shot at them too.
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Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
21
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Posted - 2014.02.22 15:08:00 -
[382] - Quote
Hendrick Tallardar wrote:Tarojan wrote:Hendrick Tallardar wrote:Samahiel Sotken wrote: Wait, Gevlon's autism support group has 366 members? Jesus, they're like five times the size of MINILUV, and we still do ten times the damage.
This is an important point Goblin forgets. On paper we have tens of thousands of pilots, but only about 70 of them care about Highsec. So he might think he's leading the 300 against Xerxes horde, but he's really getting beat down by a few dozen guys on vacation from the real wars.
Yep, or if you compare them to SniggWaffe who are still larger than MiniLuv (as far as I know) yet half the size roughly than this supposed "Goon Killing alliance" you have: JANUARY Darwins Lemmings - 366 members across 36 corporations http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Darwins_Lemmingshttp://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=9713Kills - 802 ISK equivalent in kills - 68.44 Billion Losses -269 ISK equivalent in losses - 11.24 Billion Efficiency - 85.89% SniggWaffe - 230 members in SniggWaffe, 2 members in our executor corp. (35 in a Russian corp we did a test period with)* http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/WAFFLES./corporationshttp://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=9296Kills - 4,560 ISK equivalent in kills - 1.9 Trillion Losses - 1,739 ISK equivalent in losses - 67.75 Billion Efficiency - 96.65% *Black Mesa Inc were a part of Waffles during January and had the following statistics: Kills - 27 ISK in kills - 1.31 Billion Losses - 11 ISK in losses - 0.1 Billion Which accounts for a minuscule amount of the damages in both kills and losses for the month. They left Waffles having not garnered any kills in February. FEBRUARYDarwins LemmingsKills - 2,141 ISK equivalent in kills - 104.1 Billion Losses - 642 ISK equivalent in losses - 25.92 Billion Efficiency - 80.07% SniggWaffeKills - 4,018 ISK equivalent - 175.58 Billion Losses - 1,328 ISK equivalent in losses - 50.10 Billion Efficiency - 77.80% SniggWaffe, a corp with 200 fewer pilots, can deal over twice as many kills at minimum (February saw our return to lowsec after the south east finished up) than Gevlon's attempt at an alliance to deal damage to Goons. Waffles also finance themselves individually and don't have an ISK reserve that is close to what Gevlon claims to be. Basically a training corp for a "Goon pet" in Pandemic Legion can do more than Gevlon's entire alliance with Marmite Collective doing all the heavy work. It's quite sad really, and these numbers are hard to lie about. Your null sec though right? you go hunting in low sec, fight null sec scraps and have the bat phone to PL supers that makes squashing any low sec gang with its tail up a trivial task. I dont follow how yr stats are relevant. Not trying to diss you btw, I am new to eve. I do think though yr comparing apples to oranges. Waffles are not anything. We fight everywhere, even Hisec and we never call PL supers unless absolutely necessary (i.e. when we're killing a super which isn't often). I know you have a hard time comprehending reality, especially when it doesn't suit your narrative, but making **** up like that is pretty much why people mock you for being stupid. My stats are relevant since Waffles run subcaps predominately and are more efficient at taking out our "targets" without the supposed mass funding you claim to provide Marmite and your autism support network. Your "accomplishments" as an alliance are in reality evidence that you're a paper tiger and can't even succeed at what people much smaller than you do, let alone what you attempt to set out to do yourself.
Thanks for clearing that up. Btw Im a neut here not the goblin and Im not in lemmings. You seem to have missed that, quite probably cos yr just skimming the thread. So yr insults just went straight over my shoulder and missed. Im also new to eve (as I said) so didnt know exactly what waffles did. So thanks for telling me.
-á"quote=Erotica 1 "I would create a massive pyramid scheme in Eve to show you what it is, but I'm an honest business person, so you'll just have to find education elsewhere. Start with the wiki link that was linked by a person who didn't even read what he linked." Theres a reason I play eve XD |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2585
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Posted - 2014.02.22 15:14:00 -
[383] - Quote
Domino Artan wrote:Tarojan wrote:Anela Cistine wrote:This whole premise is ridiculous. Newbies are the best part of EVE. If we had 8000 newbies on our team we wouldn't leave them rotting in highsec. Love to be a newbie in goons, but 6 months previous in something awf is /effort and without it means being scammed rite? I'll find a home eventually. Goblins point is that its prob not gonna be with you cos you have an entry requirement I cant meet (regardless how good/bad I am at eve). You can get into GSF without getting into Waffe. Tarojan, I just wanted to expand on this. You can indeed join GSF without being in Goonwaffe, and that's where their noobie program operates. But as well as that, you too can meet the Goonwaffe requirement by becoming a member of the SA forums, so their entry requirement isn't impossible to meet. Now if you don't want to become a member of the SA forums, it's unlikely you'd enjoy being in Goonwaffe anyway. It would be like joining a fishing club if you hate fishing. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2585
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Posted - 2014.02.22 15:19:00 -
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Renegade Heart wrote:Hendrick Tallardar wrote:Sounds like a great place for people who hate Goons to really learn to hate Goons and not the leadership/group. For me it was never about hating anybody. Goons were simply the biggest target, and it seemed fun to go up against them. If another alliance was bigger, I'd have happily shot at them too. Seem like fun engagements at the moment are the territory of Brave Newbies. They went all in with their fleet in 0-W. It's one thing to show up at a fight against a larger enemy, but it's another thing entirely to hold your ground once you realise you are going to suffer a total loss. Hat tipped to them for that.
Alternatively groups like RvB offer easy access to combat. If you really want to find a small tight-knit group to have a load of fun with though, then FW groups can be a good laugh. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
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Posted - 2014.02.22 15:24:00 -
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Lucas Kell wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:Hendrick Tallardar wrote:Sounds like a great place for people who hate Goons to really learn to hate Goons and not the leadership/group. For me it was never about hating anybody. Goons were simply the biggest target, and it seemed fun to go up against them. If another alliance was bigger, I'd have happily shot at them too. Seem like fun engagements at the moment are the territory of Brave Newbies. They went all in with their fleet in 0-W. It's one thing to show up at a fight against a larger enemy, but it's another thing entirely to hold your ground once you realise you are going to suffer a total loss. Hat tipped to them for that. Alternatively groups like RvB offer easy access to combat. If you really want to find a small tight-knit group to have a load of fun with though, then FW groups can be a good laugh.
With all the stabbed farmers and blobbers, FW might not be that fun ATM. Just my .02ISK. Actually, all that Gevlon nonsense made me want to join GSF. Nice work goblin, your propaganda skills are so bad, that you push new players to your enemies. |

Renegade Heart
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.02.22 15:31:00 -
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Yeah I tried FW and it just made me want to pirate  |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
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Posted - 2014.02.22 15:35:00 -
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Renegade Heart wrote:Yeah I tried FW and it just made me want to pirate 
Join Stay Frosty then. It's all about being a free-spirited pirate. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.02.22 16:14:00 -
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Lucas Kell wrote:Tarojan, I just wanted to expand on this. You can indeed join GSF without being in Goonwaffe, and that's where their noobie program operates. But as well as that, you too can meet the Goonwaffe requirement by becoming a member of the SA forums, so their entry requirement isn't impossible to meet. Now if you don't want to become a member of the SA forums, it's unlikely you'd enjoy being in Goonwaffe anyway. It would be like joining a fishing club if you hate fishing.
I can't speak for any of our various allies, but Goonwaffe is a corporation for Something Awful members who happen to play eve. Something Awful is not a forum for eve players who happen to be in Goonwaffe. Just like Starfleet Dental is the group for Something Awful members who happen to hate themselves enough to play Star Trek Online. If EVE were to shut the servers down tomorrow, we'd all still be playing together as goons, just somewhere else.
That being said we have myriad other corporations and alliances within our august coalition who I'm sure would be happy to find a place for you. Convo me in game and I'll see about hooking you up.
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.02.22 16:54:00 -
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Renegade Heart wrote:Also they like to lie about OPs before taking you on a POCO bash. Isn't that sort of a scam?
Did any two of the following things happen:
- Did the FC interrupt himself to tell you a story? - Did he tell you to warp into a trap? - Was hearing any GUYS GUYS instruction GUYS WARP DONT WARP AT 10 HOLD CLOAK at all JUMP WARP GUYS hard? - Did he promise "tackled supers" only for there to conveniently be a cyno near a hostile structure?
Guys I think we have a high profile defector. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.02.22 17:26:00 -
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So I found this in Gevlon's comment section, and I want you to put some sad violin music on and let me tell you a little story about our favourite little randian blogger.
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Also the "I conquer the world" thing is necessary to give meaning to trading. Or they just say: you made 500B, congrats watching a number grow. I want to tell: "I made difference BECAUSE I had the money"
So, after months (years?) of being told "Well done on making ISK to make ISK it's completely pointless", it seems he has finally 'got it'.
He's sad, alone, and without anything to do, or anyone to share it with. He's come to realise, that if he has to pay billions to join TEST, an alliance with open-door recruitment, that perhaps he won't ever fit in anywhere.
sniff
So, what does he do? He tries to be ~~relevant~~
"I know", he thinks to himself "I can use my money to grrrrGOONS louder than anyone has ever grrr'd a goon before!"
And so, our hero sets out, with a fat wallet, but nothing but anger and contempt in his heart.
"They call my plans foolish! What will they say when I pay someone to keep their money-POCOs reinforced so they stop making money? HA! Money from their alliance wallets! You'll rue the day you made me look like a little man now Mynnna!"
But instead, we all pointed and laughed, because he didn't think to see how things worked before acting. In a little twist of comedy, he even explicitly claims in his initial post, that this plan will only work because there's no timers to fight over.
"gggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrGOOOOOOOONNNNS!!"
some time passes
"Well, then I will get the people necessary to actually fight these timers! AHAHAHAH people will join and this will be amazing. Also, I won't lead this in any way because then people can't say I failed. Man I covered all my bases this time".
But instead, we all pointed and laughed, because he didn't think to see how things worked before acting, and RvBee kicked into action. POCOs were saved, and the good guys cheered.
"gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrRgrgrrrrrrrr grgrg rg rgr grrrrrrrrrrrrr RVBEEEEE!"
(Medical doctors should have gotten involved at this point).
"I know, I will make RvB quit the war, by graphing a lot and calling them pets!"
But instead, we all pointed and laughed, because he didn't think to see how things worked before acting, and this time RvB got to join in the head scratching.
This tale continues to this very day, and some people say that deep in Hungary, from a tiny apartment, you can hear the faint whimpers of a man flushing a toilet, his pretend money in one hand, and a graph in another.
Ultimately, we're in a situation where someone is desperate for attention, and meaning. It's a tragic tale, because through alienating everyone he has ever spoken to, he has ended up in the situation where his only possible course of action, is to keep throwing his hard-earned money in the bin, because that's the only use for it now.
What to expect? Well he needs people to recognise his efforts, so there will be loads more blogging, graphing, posting and blogging to come, as he tries to convince people he is responsible for all this "damage" to GSF. We'll continue to keep all our POCOs, because he's a couple of orders of magnitude short of actually impacting those. He will ultimately keep ignoring everyone, even Marmite themselves, who tell him "claiming responsibility is dumb". Freight club in particular were massacring our jump-freighters long before Gevlon started paying the wardec fee.
When this finally sinks in, Gevlon, you can send me the remainder of your ISK as you quit the game. Put a snarky comment in the comment field if you want! "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2014.02.22 18:22:00 -
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Anela Cistine wrote:This whole premise is ridiculous. Newbies are the best part of EVE. If we had 8000 newbies on our team we wouldn't leave them rotting in highsec.
Hey, I will let you know there is tremendeous fun to be had in High sec, if you don't catch carebearism that is. Decent money too. We make no pretense it's the "path to EVE victory" though. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2014.02.22 18:25:00 -
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Tarojan wrote:
Thanks for clearing that up. Btw Im a neut here not the goblin and Im not in lemmings. You seem to have missed that, quite probably cos yr just skimming the thread. So yr insults just went straight over my shoulder and missed. Im also new to eve (as I said) so didnt know exactly what waffles did. So thanks for telling me.
As far as I know, there are actually *three* Waffles:
1: Goonswaffle, the dark heart of the goons
2: Sniggswaffle, a training group (?) for PL (I'm not sure of the exact details)
3: Those awesome pancake-like things with little squares you can put syrup in.
Until I learned that 1 and 2 weren't the same, it was rather confusing. Thankfully I never put syrup on any of them.
Lastly, there may be *other* waffles I don't know about.
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2014.02.22 18:40:00 -
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Quote:16. Redundant and re-posted threads will be locked.
As a courtesy to other forum users, please search to see if there is a thread already open on the topic you wish to discuss. If so, please place your comments there instead. Multiple threads on the same subject clutter up the forums needlessly, causing good feedback and ideas to be lost. Please keep discussions regarding a topic to a single thread.
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