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Verite Rendition
Caldari AUS Corporation CORE.
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Posted - 2006.08.20 06:06:00 -
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Edited by: Verite Rendition on 20/08/2006 06:25:40 So at this point I'd assume most people have heard about the EIB Scam, so let's shift gears a bit.
We were having this conversation in our corp chat a bit ago. If you were the benefactor of such a large scam, what would you do with the 700bil ISK? Build a fleet of Outposts? Put MC on a retainer for a year? Let's hear some wacky thoughts.
Edit: Make sure it's stuff you can reasonably buy. All the T2 HAC BPOs sounds fun, but not everyone is going to sell theirs, especially not for low prices if they know your goal and how much money you have ---- AUS Corp Lead Megalomanic |

Benglada
Central Defiance
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Posted - 2006.08.20 06:14:00 -
[2]
buy up all the ishtar bpos. all of them. ---------------------------
Originally by: Wrangler Unfrtinately you dnot get to vote.. 
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Haniblecter Teg
F.R.E.E. Explorer EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2006.08.20 06:14:00 -
[3]
Edited by: Haniblecter Teg on 20/08/2006 06:14:41 I'd build a chain of stations in BoB space, then hire out MC and every other Merc corp for a full year to defend it.
That amount of money can literaly break this game.
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Gray Carmicheal
Caldari Fallout Industries
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Posted - 2006.08.20 06:15:00 -
[4]
Jita snowball fight.
In August.
followed by a massive smartbombing. 
Mmm Boobies.
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Aeina Caeraen
Caldari Eve Defence Force
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Posted - 2006.08.20 06:15:00 -
[5]
620 years worth of GTCs.
>.>
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Ogdru Jahad
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.08.20 06:19:00 -
[6]
700b isk?
thats a fair whack of isk.
ummmm buy every t2 amarr ship bpo and corrosponding bpo's to fit them :)
then buy me gtc's
then get bob to protect me settle in a system deep in bob space and run a neat lil op supplying bob with reasonably priced amarr ships. Great Quotes...
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE > Your mother is an Exotic Dancer and your Sister works in a Quafe Factory..... |

Kldraina
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Posted - 2006.08.20 06:23:00 -
[7]
First, I would buy all the T2 BPOs I could get my hands on. Second, I would buy a full Halo set. Third, I would start PvPing with faction Battleships. :) |

Eschwen
Gas Giant Industries
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Posted - 2006.08.20 06:24:00 -
[8]
Edited by: Eschwen on 20/08/2006 06:25:07 Try to see if I could somehow manage to collect 1 trillion units of Tritanium. Just to see if the game abbreviates the stack with a little 'T'.

Edit: Jeesh, the filters on this forum are obnoxious.
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dfgdfgerdv
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Posted - 2006.08.20 06:31:00 -
[9]
Buy frigs and pirate in them.
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Mitten
Caldari Hellbound Saints
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Posted - 2006.08.20 06:38:00 -
[10]
Edited by: Mitten on 20/08/2006 06:42:32 Use it to buy up 5833 30-Day GTC's @ 120m each. Resale those 5833 Codes for RL money @ 12$ each ( 2$ off normal price )
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So turn that 700b into around 70,000 USD Put that 70,000 in a high interest non taxable account.
Keep goin to school and dont touch it for around 30 years. Retire.
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Glassback
M. Corp Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.08.20 06:44:00 -
[11]
What was this scam?
G.
I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about
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Lorth
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.08.20 06:46:00 -
[12]
I really need to start reading that market thread. I had no idea this happened untill right now.
Can someone give me cliff notes, and maybe some links please?
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Verite Rendition
Caldari AUS Corporation CORE.
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Posted - 2006.08.20 06:54:00 -
[13]
Originally by: Lorth I really need to start reading that market thread. I had no idea this happened untill right now.
Can someone give me cliff notes, and maybe some links please?
Cliffs:
1) Player Cally starts the EVE Investment Bank in early 2006 2) A lot of drama goes on in the mean time with people sticking up for the EIB and others calling it a scam 3) Cally's owner decides it's been long enough and cleans out the bank, netting around 700bil in ISK and another 100bil in assets
That's really all the high points. ---- AUS Corp Lead Megalomanic |

Antaris Xenal
Gallente The Raven Warriors R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2006.08.20 07:14:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Haniblecter Teg Edited by: Haniblecter Teg on 20/08/2006 06:14:41 I'd build a chain of stations in BoB space, then hire out MC and every other Merc corp for a full year to defend it.
That amount of money can literaly break this game.
I think this is what I'd do to. But have BoB declare war on ISS, Goonswarm, and ENIGMA
Originally by: lofty29 Edited by: lofty29 on 19/08/2006 23:40:40 Welcome to eve. 
Prepare to die 
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mazzilliu
Caldari SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2006.08.20 07:17:00 -
[15]
i would buy a titan, a character that can fly a titan, and pirate in lowsec with it     
will still draw sigs 4 isk click here |

Aloysius Knight
Minmatar Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.20 07:22:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Verite Rendition
Originally by: Lorth I really need to start reading that market thread. I had no idea this happened untill right now.
Can someone give me cliff notes, and maybe some links please?
Cliffs:
1) Player Cally starts the EVE Investment Bank in early 2006 2) A lot of drama goes on in the mean time with people sticking up for the EIB and others calling it a scam 3) Cally's owner decides it's been long enough and cleans out the bank, netting around 700bil in ISK and another 100bil in assets
That's really all the high points.
holy mother of god! 700bil isk 0-0 my god think of the pimped out ships you could have 
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Ricdics
Corporate Research And Production Pty Ltd
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Posted - 2006.08.20 07:25:00 -
[17]
The main behind the scammer was Dentara Rast. Insured Research and Production Services Queues |

Jenny Spitfire
Caldari LoneStar Industries Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.08.20 07:28:00 -
[18]
1. Buy all T2 BPOs of a kind and cartel it.
2. Mothership with faction mods.
3. Slowly spend it. --------- In the blindness, a streak fiery thread violently cuts the horizon. Bleeding golden mists, engulfing the blindness from within. Burning the darkness. The touch of dawn. |

Aversin
Gallente Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.08.20 07:31:00 -
[19]
deposit 100b of it into one of my old corpmates account without telling him. Imagine that shock when you logged in!
Originally by: Razner Cerizo They will never quit. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Originally by: Evelyn Lavi I fly a starship, I'm not some freaking elf with magic pantaloons tha
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SonOTassadar
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2006.08.20 07:43:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Aeina Caeraen 620 years worth of GTCs.
>.>
I don't know why, but I found that really funny. ___________________________ |

Michiyo Daishi
Royal Knights of Khanid
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Posted - 2006.08.20 07:45:00 -
[21]
Most of it will go to my corp, for sure, as for myself...
a year's worth of GTC's to wait out a year of skill training before I come back and actually be a difference on and off the battlefield  -
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Obaspacula
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Posted - 2006.08.20 07:55:00 -
[22]
Quit, you won eve.
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Lorth
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.08.20 08:03:00 -
[23]
Yep I've watched the video, found the thread on eve search, and wow.
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Greekil
Gallente HelpCorp United
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Posted - 2006.08.20 08:14:00 -
[24]
I would buy every T2 BPO available, then just let them sit in my hangar forever and see if any new BPOs are seeded.
Then I would buy a titan and a character that can buy a titan and an alt to set up cyno fields and set off the superweapon on gatecamps, just to see the look on their faces when a Titan jumps in.
And then I suppose I would set up outposts in 0.0 free for everyone to dock in, just because I have the money to do so. 400x120@24000 bytes Maximum please. Mail [email protected] for more information. - Acario Vito |

Deadeye Dave
Amarr Lynx Frontier Inc.
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Posted - 2006.08.20 08:16:00 -
[25]
Build myself a Minmatar an Amarr Outpost and BPOs of every T2 Ship I fly. Then also get a Mothership kitted out with the best stuff and just pirate in it.
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Hamatitio
Caldari Fate. Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2006.08.20 08:32:00 -
[26]
Invest it into Bank of Hama.
Now opening savings accounts. Send deposits to me! ---
Originally by: Wrangler ...why do you people always have to verbally assault each other over things that doesn't matter anyway?
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2006.08.20 08:41:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Verite Rendition
Originally by: Lorth I really need to start reading that market thread. I had no idea this happened untill right now.
Can someone give me cliff notes, and maybe some links please?
Cliffs:
1) Player Cally starts the EVE Investment Bank in early 2006 2) A lot of drama goes on in the mean time with people sticking up for the EIB and others calling it a scam 3) Cally's owner decides it's been long enough and cleans out the bank, netting around 700bil in ISK and another 100bil in assets
That's really all the high points.
I'm surprised, really I am, no seriously I am, honest, why can't a bank in EVE work with upstanding people like the GHSC being its posterboys, why oh why cruel world!?!?
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SonOTassadar
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2006.08.20 08:43:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Lorth Yep I've watched the video, found the thread on eve search, and wow.
Link? ___________________________ |

Miss Overlord
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Posted - 2006.08.20 08:43:00 -
[29]
lol id play the market and try to influence the market in a way it hasnt been done beofer (pushing escrow prices up for starters)
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Buraken v2
Amarr Amarr Defence Initiative
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Posted - 2006.08.20 08:43:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Mitten Edited by: Mitten on 20/08/2006 06:42:32 Use it to buy up 5833 30-Day GTC's @ 120m each. Resale those 5833 Codes for RL money @ 12$ each ( 2$ off normal price )
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So turn that 700b into around 70,000 USD Put that 70,000 in a high interest non taxable account.
Keep goin to school and dont touch it for around 30 years. Retire.
You know you can get banned for just SAYING this right? 
Quote: Mail from: Houvire Takaerne
2006.06.06 19:25 Our research has been fruity. If you're interested, I believe I have found what might be a banana in the corner of my office draw.
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Samirol
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2006.08.20 08:45:00 -
[31]
buy gtcs with isk, and sell gtcs on ebay for real money
Tier 1 BS Lotto |

Miss Overlord
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Posted - 2006.08.20 08:52:00 -
[32]
lets keep cough ebay outta this one how would u influence ingame markets without resorting to GTC Or illegal means ie manipulating escrow or other market trading
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Hamatitio
Caldari Fate. Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2006.08.20 08:52:00 -
[33]
~$130,000 at my last estimate.
in 5 months of work. My new hero. ---
Originally by: Wrangler ...why do you people always have to verbally assault each other over things that doesn't matter anyway?
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Wild Rho
Amarr Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2006.08.20 08:55:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Hamatitio ~$130,000 at my last estimate.
in 5 months of work. My new hero.
ebay wouldn't work. You can be certain now that people have mentioned it and given the amount of both ingame isk and it's real life value that ccp will be watching him closely.
Don't forget that while they may let him keep the isk from the scam as it is acceptable within the game mechanics they are unlikely to hesitate to remove it all if they beleive he is attempting to cash it in out of game.
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your ass will be laminated. - Jennie Marlboro
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Pehova Mindtriq
Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2006.08.20 09:00:00 -
[35]
So what was this scam about?
Celes vs Xelas |

ching'sta
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.08.20 09:17:00 -
[36]
buy all Vagabond BPO's and trash them 
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DarkElf
Caldari Arcana Imperii Ltd.
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Posted - 2006.08.20 09:33:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Buraken v2
Originally by: Mitten Edited by: Mitten on 20/08/2006 06:42:32 Use it to buy up 5833 30-Day GTC's @ 120m each. Resale those 5833 Codes for RL money @ 12$ each ( 2$ off normal price )
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So turn that 700b into around 70,000 USD Put that 70,000 in a high interest non taxable account.
Keep goin to school and dont touch it for around 30 years. Retire.
You know you can get banned for just SAYING this right? 
er no he can't. nothing he just said there is against the rules. Although i don't agree with selling GTC's, it is perfectly legal.
DE
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Kaell Meynn
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Posted - 2006.08.20 09:39:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Aeina Caeraen 620 years worth of GTCs.
>.>
And then sell them and buy an Aston Martin.
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Ithildin
Gallente The Corporation
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Posted - 2006.08.20 09:44:00 -
[39]
Pay CONCORD to allow my corporation a war on everything Caldari. Jump in dreads and take Jita 4-4. Dark skies torn apart Heavens open before me I, the light of death |

babylonstew
Caldari Caldari Scouting and Intel Group
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Posted - 2006.08.20 09:48:00 -
[40]
hire every decent merc corp in game, then tell them start at the top of the map and burn your way down
Forum advice Linkage |

Samirol
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2006.08.20 09:53:00 -
[41]
Edited by: Samirol on 20/08/2006 09:53:38
Originally by: Wild Rho
Originally by: Hamatitio ~$130,000 at my last estimate.
in 5 months of work. My new hero.
ebay wouldn't work. You can be certain now that people have mentioned it and given the amount of both ingame isk and it's real life value that ccp will be watching him closely.
Don't forget that while they may let him keep the isk from the scam as it is acceptable within the game mechanics they are unlikely to hesitate to remove it all if they beleive he is attempting to cash it in out of game.
its completely legal to sell gtcs over ebay AFAIK. It is also completely alright with ccp to buy GTCs with isk.
i don't see a problem there
Tier 1 BS Lotto |

Sean Dillon
Caldari Shadows of the Dead Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2006.08.20 09:56:00 -
[42]
Would buy a 3 year old account go pvping in faction ships with officer mods.
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Daemonchylde
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.08.20 10:02:00 -
[43]
I'd put out a public contract (hiring all major merc corps) on BoB and ASCN worth 300-500bil.
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Calisto Cody
Minmatar The Black Swan Society
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Posted - 2006.08.20 10:03:00 -
[44]
*blinks*
tbh i never understood what the bank was for, i can handle my own isk..or am i missing something?
What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms? Just 'cause she has big ******* Or is the way He fights everyday? No, it's probably the ******* |

Neon Genesis
Gallente Hooligans Of War
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Posted - 2006.08.20 10:09:00 -
[45]
Get a monopoly on a type of hac, then buy a couple of industrial characters to build insane amounts of them with the resources you could amass.
Get full sets of faction implants for my main character, build faction setups worth like 10b and pvp.
While this has been goin on, the first titan ingame would be underway 
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Aramendel
Amarr Queens of the Stone Age
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Posted - 2006.08.20 10:12:00 -
[46]
End world hunger.
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Eleni Shakira
Citizens of E.A.R.T.H. E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2006.08.20 10:21:00 -
[47]
Turn it into 1 trillion isk.
But I have good news, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching from Geico to Progressive. |

Itzena
Amarr OtakuDyne Corporation
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Posted - 2006.08.20 10:35:00 -
[48]
Edited by: Itzena on 20/08/2006 10:35:15
Originally by: Kaell Meynn
Originally by: Aeina Caeraen 620 years worth of GTCs.
>.>
And then sell them and buy an Aston Martin.
I like the way you think.  -- I want my people to reclaim their rightful place in the galaxy... I want a rebirth of glory, a renaissance of power... I want us to be what we used to be. |

Zirator
Times of Ancar R i s e
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Posted - 2006.08.20 10:41:00 -
[49]
Pay Blacklight to become my personal meatshield.  
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Fortior
STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.20 10:43:00 -
[50]
I would start absolutely destroying the lowend mineral market. Buy *all* trit in a region, pop up a bunch of trading alts and resell at a higher price. I'd keep doing so with all the minerals I could afford. Soon enough I'd be able to do the same with another region. I could use all the money I make to have secondary accounts filled with trading alts.
I would destroy EVE :P
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Anatolius
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2006.08.20 10:45:00 -
[51]
Reclamation.
Then somehow bribing the devs to let some of it be sold through black means so that new hardware can be purchased so that a fleet of several thousand Apocalypses stops crashing every node it passes through.  "If God be for us, whom can be against us?" |

Bull Slater
Minmatar Tekumi
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Posted - 2006.08.20 11:03:00 -
[52]
Cally should invest it with Tekumi Corp., I guarantee* that I can turn it into virtually double what he's already made!
*Is not a guarantee.
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Soul Huntress
Out Siders
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Posted - 2006.08.20 11:16:00 -
[53]
i would buy all vagabond BPO's and spit on them daily. and then i would buy all exotic dancers i could find and build a real ***** bar somewhere
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Lungorthin
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.20 11:19:00 -
[54]
buy every civilian shield booster BPO ingame :)
and make a monopoly of this item *g*
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Maeliko
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Posted - 2006.08.20 11:27:00 -
[55]
buy anything from the NPC market and then trash it all, if i had 700bil i wouldnt have a reason to play this game any more since i didnt had to work for the ships i loose no more, that means no risk to lose something = no fun.
Why NPC market you might ask. Well the its about inflation if i take 700bil isk out of the market it wouldnt affect the market at all.
What is the EIB scam anyway?
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dailyhazard
Caldari Unauthorised.
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Posted - 2006.08.20 11:28:00 -
[56]
keep it and laugh in peoples faces.
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Tar Ecthelion
Kryomek Industries
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Posted - 2006.08.20 11:31:00 -
[57]
Retire to my personal outpost filled with exotic dancers while hiring out Merc corps to war dec anyone I dont like, and watch the universe burn  .....
"When you kill a man it costs nothing to be polite" Winston Churchill
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Brastagi
Caldari g guild
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Posted - 2006.08.20 11:42:00 -
[58]
Pay back my debt  ---------
For God sakes! I know it's a gorilla!
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Sevarus James
Minmatar Meridian Dynamics
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Posted - 2006.08.20 11:45:00 -
[59]
Two women...at the same time. -quoted from Office Space.
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Updated Linux Desktop+EVE+EVE-TV |

linux4ever
eXceed Inc. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.20 11:54:00 -
[60]
i would buy myself a sweat shop of hulk pilots and takem with me as mining slaves and pay them 25 % of what they mine and the rest will be just for me so i can get 1t
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PanzerGrenadier
Caldari Templars of Space CORE.
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Posted - 2006.08.20 12:04:00 -
[61]
Originally by: linux4ever i would buy myself a sweat shop of hulk pilots and takem with me as mining slaves and pay them 25 % of what they mine and the rest will be just for me so i can get 1t
'
On that note, have my mining slaves strip every belt in Jita and laugh.
I'd also buy CCP a new server   
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Benglada
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2006.08.20 12:10:00 -
[62]
Dentara rast just flys around in fully officer pimped faction battleships. Iv died from one =(
WTS SCREENSHOT OF DENTARA RASTS WALLET ---------------------------
Originally by: Wrangler Unfrtinately you dnot get to vote.. 
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Brannor McThife
Caldari Brotherhood of the Ancients
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Posted - 2006.08.20 12:13:00 -
[63]
I'd trade the ISK for GTC, then donate half of the RL cash to CCP to buy better (more?) hamsters or maybe a license for a better database...

-G Absolution: 150% damage of Zealot Astarte: 140% damage of Deimos Sleipnir: 140% damage of Vagabond Nighthawk: 90% damage of Cerberus |

Mi Lai
Sanguine Legion Atrocitas
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Posted - 2006.08.20 12:16:00 -
[64]
Get GTC's to get me an extra account, buy a ton of Blood Raider Faction ships, invite CVA for a fleet fight and ask both parties to fraps it. Would be senseless, but high comedy value. If I got anything left, I'd buy some T2 BPO's to supply my corp with.
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zoturi
Karjala Inc. Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.08.20 12:16:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Benglada
WTS SCREENSHOT OF DENTARA RASTS WALLET
i¦ll take 1 :)
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Rina Shanu
Terror Raising Agenda
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Posted - 2006.08.20 12:20:00 -
[66]
This is a long read.. that's why I skipped after the 1st page :)
What would I do with 700bil ISK ? Firstly I can't really figure out how much that is... hmm, it's like thinking of 1mil $$$ but it's different holding that in your hand.
Ok, well, very simple: donate them to the orfan children of those that did not have a clone in times of need. Recruitment - Rina Shanu |

Karl Mord
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Posted - 2006.08.20 12:23:00 -
[67]
Destroy Jita.
Place buy orders in all the stations in Jita and around Jita for minerals that make it un-economical to do business in Jita.
You can be the man who stole 700 billion isk, or you can be the man that stole 700 billion isk and destroyed Jita. If your going to be an EVE legand, put the pedal to the metal.
What do you do with all those minerals once you've bought them all up and trashed Jita as a manufacturing hub? Decimate the EVE economy by selling billions and billions of minerals for .01 isk each.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Posted - 2006.08.20 12:28:00 -
[68]
I will donate all my money to new players and mine veldspar 
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Hllaxiu
Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2006.08.20 12:29:00 -
[69]
Hire MC to attack BoB.  --- Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Emerson |

Aeon Yakati
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.20 12:32:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Karl Mord What do you do with all those minerals once you've bought them all up and trashed Jita as a manufacturing hub? Decimate the EVE economy by selling billions and billions of minerals for .01 isk each.
And how much isk does it take to buy billions of minerals for .01 isk?
Right.
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DaMiGe
Amarr Br0ken Rudder
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Posted - 2006.08.20 12:44:00 -
[71]
Dont forget people, he is putting a 100BILLION bounty on his own head and flying around in 0.0 ...
Knowing him id probebly look for him in Great Wildlands 
Happy hunting  ---> My vids <--- latest movie = EVE-TV |

Kylania
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.08.20 12:59:00 -
[72]
Originally by: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I will donate all my money to new players and mine veldspar 
Please chance this guy's "name", because it's breaking the forums. >< -- Lil Miner Newbie Skills Roadmap | CCG Card Lookup |

Arayou
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Posted - 2006.08.20 13:22:00 -
[73]
I think I deserve one or two billions of that cash, because I really hurt myself laughing about all those morons who invested even though I told them a thousand times that investing in an online game where nobody can be held treuly responsible for anything is just plain stupid... 
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.08.20 13:23:00 -
[74]
Gah stupid boards that make you post with alts... But, yea, my alt deserves a billion too.
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AlexCA
Amarr De Valken BV
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Posted - 2006.08.20 13:23:00 -
[75]
As much as I'm opposed to isk-money conversion, being the poor student I am. 60000 or so euros is just too much to pass up. Wouldnt care if I got banned from eve forever, such a amount of money is enough to put all money worries away for the next 5 years. And dont you hate it when people make their signature look like part of their post? |

Uggster
Caldari Shinra Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.08.20 13:52:00 -
[76]
Id buy up all the saddness in the universe and put it in a box a long way from all the happyness and then we would all be friends
Then I'd buy all the *****s and all the drugs and an entire hospital and staff.
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Valan
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Posted - 2006.08.20 14:06:00 -
[77]
Turn it into real money and buy myself something nice. Using the CCP endorsed GTC's.
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Kael D'mende
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.08.20 14:10:00 -
[78]
Put in a buy order for "Dr Caymus" account ;o)
Regards. /Kael |

Sangheili
Gallente Dark Chaos Industries Omega Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.08.20 15:07:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Mitten Edited by: Mitten on 20/08/2006 06:42:32 Use it to buy up 5833 30-Day GTC's @ 120m each. Resale those 5833 Codes for RL money @ 12$ each ( 2$ off normal price )
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So turn that 700b into around 70,000 USD Put that 70,000 in a high interest non taxable account.
Keep goin to school and dont touch it for around 30 years. Retire.
brilliant!! totally my thoughts Sangheili
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xeom
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.08.20 15:26:00 -
[80]
Id convert some of it (like 500b) into real money using GTC's(allowed by CCP).And buy myself a new car or something.Then the rest use to fly only the best ships.
CCP where are our t2 shield power relays? | ..SIN is closed.New sig coming soon! |

Xenuchrist
Gallente STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.20 16:55:00 -
[81]
Edited by: Xenuchrist on 20/08/2006 17:05:31 An interesting read indeed. -What amezes me most though, is all the idiots/ EIB-evngelists on the Market Discussions forum (The most notable one being Dark Shikari.) going "OMFG, it was all the scamming accusation who turned him into a scammer! Won’t Somebody PLEASE Think of the Children!"
Ahem... And they seem to get away with it. Or, atleast on the Market Discussions forum, which seem to be populated by the rich and gullable, not knowing what to do with their ISKs... 
Good show, -to bad the ending was lame. As for the OP: Quafe!
"In human stupidity, when it is not malicious, there is something very touching, even beautiful... There always is." /Tolstoy |

Benco97
Gallente On Ravens Wings
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Posted - 2006.08.20 17:24:00 -
[82]
Buy every single Burst from every region. then donate what was left. I would then pass my time by melting them down and re-building them to my heart's content.
Head of the Fedo Appreciation Group and Registered Fedo breeder
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HippoKing
Caldari Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2006.08.20 17:29:00 -
[83]
I'd fly into a belt in kisogo, find a nub mining veld and give him a hundred billion ISK.
Then I'd probably get banned for ISK selling 
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Ather Ialeas
Viziam
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Posted - 2006.08.20 17:46:00 -
[84]
Lets assume for a minute that this is a serious question.
First 100 billion: I'd start a MEGAlottery, where every participant wins. Second and third 100 billion: I'd buy all T2 ships I could and either reprocess them or place them to escrow at silly prices (like 2isk/piece, essentially my main point would be to destroy/shock the markets) Fourth, fifth and sixth 100 billion: Support GoonSwarm with a gazillion cruisers and equipment (if one fitted cruiser costs 10M, this would mean 30 000 cruisers) Seventh, the last 100 billion: I'd reinvest them and I'd buy as much stocks I could from EGSE as I could.
So why would I shock the T2 ship market? Because I personally dislike it, cartels and monopolies are crushed by law in real life and since CCP doesn't take any action to ingame equivalents, I could at least make a difference this way.
And why support GoonSwarm? They were doing something completely different plus SomethingAwful.com is awesome.
What about the megalottery then? I want to help everyone to get into game. I generally dislike currency grinding and by making currency easy to obtain currency sellers wouldn't have a reason to even try sell anything since someone's giving the same sums for free.
But...if I dislike currency, why reinvesting it? Mostly because it would impact the share market too. Draining shares would make it a bit harder for ISKhuggers to get more ISK to hug. Sorry DS As a side effect it would also turn people into "must actually do something else than this thing I've been doing for years" mode and who knows how that would affect the entire EVE universe.
Then again, I was one of those who (apparently) lost ISK, not the one who got it. ------- I'm not an alt. |

Caethes Adain
Minmatar The Descendents
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Posted - 2006.08.20 17:46:00 -
[85]
build an outpost somewhere in low sec.
But all vaga bpo's and refrain from selling to anyone who will use wcs on them 
People dissapoint me. End my dissapointment. |

Ghoest
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Posted - 2006.08.20 18:02:00 -
[86]
Id probably set about destroying BoB. Not because I have a problem with them but just because I could.
If a single person ochastraded breaking BoB that would probably be a bigger deal than stealing the isk.
Wherever you went - here you are.
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Idara
Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.08.20 18:04:00 -
[87]
Get all the mercenary corps to grief Goonfleet into quitting the game.
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ponieus
Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.20 18:06:00 -
[88]
this guy should hire MC to fight bob.. probally the only one that can afford it..
come on.. everyone talks about it.. now we all know someone that can afford it..
 --------------------------------------------- Maybe we will win the war by getting every bob pilot banned from eve maybe.:/
--thebold |

Rachel Vend
Gallente Zend Insurance
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Posted - 2006.08.20 18:07:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Mitten Edited by: Mitten on 20/08/2006 06:42:32 Use it to buy up 5833 30-Day GTC's @ 120m each. Resale those 5833 Codes for RL money @ 12$ each ( 2$ off normal price )
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So turn that 700b into around 70,000 USD Put that 70,000 in a high interest non taxable account.
Keep goin to school and dont touch it for around 30 years. Retire.
No way to tell if the code is real without using it up. Good luck with that.
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Raquel Smith
Freedom-Technologies
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Posted - 2006.08.20 18:20:00 -
[90]
Hire every merc corp and have them secretly fight each other.
Then I'd buy Hulk BPOs and make them at cost.
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Ghoest
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Posted - 2006.08.20 18:27:00 -
[91]
I have thought of somethingf much better.
Hire any all Mercs in the game you can find to destroy every player structure except BoBs. Then just destroy what alliances you could.
Basically hand the 0.0 game to BoB and see what happens.
Wherever you went - here you are.
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Ather Ialeas
Viziam
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Posted - 2006.08.20 18:32:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Ghoest I have thought of somethingf much better.
Hire any all Mercs in the game you can find to destroy every player structure except BoBs. Then just destroy what alliances you could.
Basically hand the 0.0 game to BoB and see what happens.
This would be more interesting than messing with BoB. BoB certainly isn't worth 700 billion but doing the job of clearing 0.0 for them for 700 billion would certainly be worth it...just think of the look on their faces if that'd happen. ------- I'm not an alt. |

Argenton Sayvers
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Posted - 2006.08.20 18:46:00 -
[93]
Just a quick note: 700b is not that much, thats just 6 out of 20 hulk BPOs in game. BoB alone is probably worth several dozen ts, i know a player who is worth 1.5t after all.
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Death Kill
Caldari direkte
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Posted - 2006.08.20 18:52:00 -
[94]
700 billions? 2 chicks at the same time man.
Oh wait you mean 700b ingame money?
For the state for the state for the state |

SonOTassadar
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2006.08.20 18:59:00 -
[95]
Me?
700,000,000,000 / 140,000 (current active subsrciptions) == 5,000,000 for everyone.  ___________________________ |

Mariko San
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2006.08.20 19:40:00 -
[96]
Tbh I would probably either (i) give all the isk back (save a few billion) or (ii) quit the game.
Nothing you ever do is going to be as big. And if you keep the isk then you remove any element of risk from the game cos no matter what u lose you will never burn through that lot, no risk = no fun. It would be like playing the game on cheat mode.
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Thesper
StateCorp
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Posted - 2006.08.20 19:53:00 -
[97]
700 alliances.
700 logos.
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Robert Ger
Caldari The Four Aces Maelstrom Alliance
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Posted - 2006.08.20 20:01:00 -
[98]
dentara rast yes yes he sitting arround Oimmo
in my last corp named Terror squad they declared us War the guy hate 1,2 bils bounty on his head
the dentara work with a corp named "the echelon corp" and maybe with some others from near oimmo biggy ally
that is that guy that buy every week new faction BS and losse it
Gaia Freelancers Died many times, but never for every Time.. ----------------------------------------------- [IMG]http://www.battleclinic.com/kill_sigs/signature_display.php/string,Rob |

Sassy Girl
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Posted - 2006.08.20 20:05:00 -
[99]
well donate a few bill to a poor bastard lime me 
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Ghoest
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Posted - 2006.08.20 23:05:00 -
[100]
The sleazebag is currently at Vuorrassi V - Moon 13 - Ishukone Corporation Factory station in the Mito constellation of Lonetrek region.
Wherever you went - here you are.
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Di Jiensai
Gallente Cygnus Alpha Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.08.21 09:08:00 -
[101]
Make 5 accounts. Buy one 3 year combat pilot for each. found 5 corps. make an alliance. Win the next alliance tounament Solo.
--- The Story of the Big-Bad-Nos-Domi and the Brutix Selfproclaimed last instance on Rightousness Issues |

Ozmodan
Minmatar Storm Industries
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Posted - 2006.08.21 09:15:00 -
[102]
You have to understand. You start spending your money like that and you would stand out like a sore thumb. You think CCP is going to kindly stand aside and let you do that?
If you think so, I have this beautiful bridge in the bronx for sale, an elegantly styled.... Learners permit still current |

Kaylana Syi
Minmatar The Nest
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Posted - 2006.08.21 09:17:00 -
[103]
I'd buy BoB
Team Minmatar Carriers need Clone Vats
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arutha
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Posted - 2006.08.21 09:24:00 -
[104]
it wil most likely end up on ebay where poor saps will buy from him there own scammed out isk . making him quite well off irl .
what would i do with that much isk . no idea .
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Linerra Tedora
Avarice Industries
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Posted - 2006.08.21 09:29:00 -
[105]
fly around newbie areas, and make 790 newbies billionaires...  EvE-CCG Spoiler Database |

Ishquar Teh'Sainte
Euphoria Released Euphoria Unleashed
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Posted - 2006.08.21 10:08:00 -
[106]
700b isk .. what would i do??
buying all WCS from market - put it into some laaaaaaaaaaaaarge containers ... and nuke them  ___________________
-Skellibjalla- Life is a garden of perceptions. Pick your fruit.
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Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.08.21 10:19:00 -
[107]
need a lot of patience and connections in addition to ISK to do a lot of those things
I'd do a lot of merc hiring and empire building personally. cornering market on T2 is pointless with the upcoming changes in Kali
I'd also try to buy Chribba's revelation, having one in Amarr would be nice  and get myself a few Aeons, and an Avatar.
Mostly I'd just waste it on merc corps tho 
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Tokamar
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Posted - 2006.08.21 10:27:00 -
[108]
Corner the market on exotic dancers and spirits..
Yeah, that's what I would do.
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Plutoinum
German Cyberdome Corp Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.08.21 10:30:00 -
[109]
Edited by: Plutoinum on 21/08/2006 10:35:43 Buy some gtcs to have enough playtime for 2 years or so and invest some isk in t2 BPOs. Maybe I'd get also another char with 40 mil SP ... or 2 or 3 ? Don't know. 
Then I'd use a few billion isk to have some fun and learn more in 1-on-1 combat with expensive ships. I'd buy e.g. all those tech-2 combat ships I want to try out in masses, also the mods, before the market has time to react. I suppose Jita and Rens would be quite empty after that.  Then I'd have a solid pile of ships and mods to destroy and then I'd just do that: Engage almost everything and if I died, I'd just get the next hac or whatever out of my hangar, maybe improve the fitting and look for the next fight.
After that I'd still have a lot of isk left and some nice t2 BPOs to build cheap replacement ships for me, my corp or alliance. 
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Kaaii
Caldari Equilibrium LLC United Confederation of Corporations
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Posted - 2006.08.21 10:46:00 -
[110]
Put a down payment on a conscience....
"..Id rather fall beside 10 lions, than stand with One thousand sheep.."
Trading 101 |

Lucstar
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Posted - 2006.08.21 12:17:00 -
[111]
Create an alt character with a really cool name, put a 700 billion ISK bounty on its head and never log into it.
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space fox
Carbide Industries
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Posted - 2006.08.21 12:36:00 -
[112]
Hire MC to strip mine empire. 
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Boonaki
Caldari Suffoco Noctis Atrocitas
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Posted - 2006.08.21 13:48:00 -
[113]
At $12-$15 per 30 day time code, 120 mil isk.
Gotta go ask a friend how much prostitutes go for here in Holland.
Okay, you can get 2 girls till your done for $150 bucks.
So you need 10 GTC's to hook up with two girls at once, that's 1.2 billion isk.
With 700 billion isk you could hook up with 1166 girls.
If I did my math right. Fear the Ibis of doom!
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Krulla
Minmatar Queens of the Stone Age Chimaera Pact
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Posted - 2006.08.21 14:31:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Boonaki At $12-$15 per 30 day time code, 120 mil isk.
Gotta go ask a friend how much prostitutes go for here in Holland.
Okay, you can get 2 girls till your done for $150 bucks.
So you need 10 GTC's to hook up with two girls at once, that's 1.2 billion isk.
With 700 billion isk you could hook up with 1166 girls.
If I did my math right.
1200 million ISK can buy you two girls at the same time? o_O
The world is one messed up place.
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Adoro
Reunited
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Posted - 2006.08.21 14:42:00 -
[115]
I would donate to a gm, it will ruin my game... --------
Zapatero:
Quote:
So what happens when they 'cure' the geek gene as well? Poof <scuse the pun> There goes EVE.
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Boonaki
Caldari Suffoco Noctis Atrocitas
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Posted - 2006.08.21 14:56:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Krulla
Originally by: Boonaki At $12-$15 per 30 day time code, 120 mil isk.
Gotta go ask a friend how much prostitutes go for here in Holland.
Okay, you can get 2 girls till your done for $150 bucks.
So you need 10 GTC's to hook up with two girls at once, that's 1.2 billion isk.
With 700 billion isk you could hook up with 1166 girls.
If I did my math right.
1200 million ISK can buy you two girls at the same time? o_O
The world is one messed up place.
It's leagle here in holland, have to convert ISK to GTC to cash though, as I don't know of any of them that preform special services for ISK.
Fear the Ibis of doom!
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Taurequis
Waylander 01
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Posted - 2006.08.21 15:00:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Boonaki
Originally by: Krulla
Originally by: Boonaki At $12-$15 per 30 day time code, 120 mil isk.
Gotta go ask a friend how much prostitutes go for here in Holland.
Okay, you can get 2 girls till your done for $150 bucks.
So you need 10 GTC's to hook up with two girls at once, that's 1.2 billion isk.
With 700 billion isk you could hook up with 1166 girls.
If I did my math right.
1200 million ISK can buy you two girls at the same time? o_O
The world is one messed up place.
It's leagle here in holland, have to convert ISK to GTC to cash though, as I don't know of any of them that preform special services for ISK.
You need to do a forum appeal for some of those nice ladies in the Dam that do those web broadcasts of them "sexy dancing" with their eve clients minimised in the background of their pc's.
Taur
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Lady OpheliaKnutts
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Posted - 2006.08.21 15:10:00 -
[118]
Originally by: linux4ever i would buy myself a sweat shop of hulk pilots and takem with me as mining slaves and pay them 25 % of what they mine and the rest will be just for me so i can get 1t
think i'v been in that corp before
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Aramendel
Amarr Queens of the Stone Age
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Posted - 2006.08.21 15:13:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Krulla
Originally by: Boonaki At $12-$15 per 30 day time code, 120 mil isk.
Gotta go ask a friend how much prostitutes go for here in Holland.
Okay, you can get 2 girls till your done for $150 bucks.
So you need 10 GTC's to hook up with two girls at once, that's 1.2 billion isk.
With 700 billion isk you could hook up with 1166 girls.
If I did my math right.
1200 million ISK can buy you two girls at the same time? o_O
The world is one messed up place.
So it's true, playing computer games *does* get you the girls!
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Rirro Darkmist
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Posted - 2006.08.21 15:23:00 -
[120]
Sell all of it on ebay, and buy an account with 40 mil+ skill points. (I have like 500k myself)
Then buy a car IRL.
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Raider Zero
Minmatar Federation
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Posted - 2006.08.21 15:27:00 -
[121]
Edited by: Raider Zero on 21/08/2006 15:27:28 I second the idea of hiring the MC and mc lites to co-op w/BobtheClown to take all of 0.0-Once I have had a major role in taking all of 0.0, we would camp every gate all the time and ransom everybody. We would also sell licenses to operate in a given region for a fee. The isk would funnel back up and then I'd use the gtc buying and selling to earn myself RL money for as long as Eve exists.
Either that or using the upcoming faction warfare, I'd put the full amount behind the Caldari and try to eliminate the Gallente faction altogether.
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death2nite
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.08.21 16:25:00 -
[122]
sell it all on ebay for real money and then hold eve ransom for 1 million gazzilion quatrillion dollars MWAHAHA HAHA MWAHAHAHA
ok so maybe not im at work im bored
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Brady
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Posted - 2006.08.21 16:31:00 -
[123]
buy a jove mothership...
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Kage Getsu
Lordless
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Posted - 2006.08.21 16:34:00 -
[124]
Obviously Dentara should spend some of it to buy his corpses from me. Please :( _________________________________________________________
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Kiyirari
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Posted - 2006.08.21 17:06:00 -
[125]
I would manipulate the market price of minerals, through buy and sell orders.
With that sort of isk, ya could create a void in any type of mineral and sell it for an inflated price...
Revenge is my god and my guns are her angels |

Derran
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2006.08.21 17:09:00 -
[126]
800B, huh? Probably spend some on myself in the way of T2 ships. Aquire some T2 BPOs for my old corp. Setup another outpost for my old corp as well as enough POS fuels to keep all the POSs running forever. Buy some of the capital ship BPOs for them, including one for a Titan. I'm only a couple of months from flying one.:) |

Lardarz B'stard
Amarr Out Of Exile
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Posted - 2006.08.21 17:12:00 -
[127]
I would become extremely bored extremely quickly. 50-100bn I could live with. 700bn I couldn't tbh. With the ability to buy anything and everything I want without batting an eyelid the game would become really boring. I give the player behind the scam approx 6 weeks before they quit out of sheer boredom.
Selling all that on ebay isnt really an option - you can bet CCP are watching the accounts like hawks and will close them down if they get some kind of proof.
 Exiles Recruitment |

Havelcek
Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.21 17:21:00 -
[128]
I can't believe someone hasn't said this yet...first thing I would have done is name-and-shame the 50 biggest investors =)
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Ja'kar
MAFIA
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Posted - 2006.08.21 17:24:00 -
[129]
Put it in a in game bank on a high interest account???
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Alaric Rurk
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Posted - 2006.08.21 18:58:00 -
[130]
The "bank" was obviously a scam or ripoff target right from the start. After the lottery ripoffs, I still can't believe anyone put money into it. 700 billion is likely a lie.
I might believe in a bank that makes some sort of legal setup outside of EVE and posts real money as a bond to guarantee behavior (i.e. if ISK is stolen, the jerkwads lose real cash), in a manner that is somehow ironclad and verifiable. Even then I'd be leery. |

Zeno Kang
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Posted - 2006.08.21 19:00:00 -
[131]
Edited by: Zeno Kang on 21/08/2006 19:00:36 Ale.
And wh*res.
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Necrosmith
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Posted - 2006.08.21 19:21:00 -
[132]
Convert it to GTCs and sell them for cash.
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Mang0o
Caldari Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.21 19:22:00 -
[133]
Pay Gm¦s to bann you for asking so stupid questions  
I love you Mang0o, take a guess why -Eris |

Wrayeth
Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.08.21 19:37:00 -
[134]
I'd never pay RL money for my subscription again (gametime cards ftw). In fact, I'd get a second account, as well, then buy some nice characters with different skillsets of the sell forums so I could experience the other races' (Gallente and Amarr) playstyles. Then, I'd buy some more faction battleships and pimp them out (navy raven, vindicator, tempest fleet issue, and possibly a rattlesnake) for PvP.
Oh, I'd also pay a secure, stable 0.0 alliance (assuming that's not an oxymoron) for the right to put up a POS in their space and build myself a titan just so I could say I have one. -Wrayeth
"Look, pa! I just contributed absolutely nothing to this thread!"
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Audri Fisher
Caldari The Keep THE R0CK
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Posted - 2006.08.21 20:11:00 -
[135]
put it in a player run bank.
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Tokar Lorell
Gallente Mercatoris Technologies
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Posted - 2006.08.21 20:25:00 -
[136]
Originally by: Audri Fisher put it in a player run bank.
Laugh out loud.
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Lucid Nightmare
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Posted - 2006.08.22 02:47:00 -
[137]
Would claim 1 tritanium off escrow for 700bil
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Boonaki
Caldari Suffoco Noctis Atrocitas
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Posted - 2006.08.22 08:01:00 -
[138]
I'd do 1166 girls. Fear the Ibis of doom!
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Traderrader
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Posted - 2006.08.22 08:15:00 -
[139]
id build 3 titans :p (to those who would say "but you cant build titans yet" go to jita hundreds of titan bpos for sale there.)
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Jordon Spikes
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Posted - 2006.08.22 09:31:00 -
[140]
I would do the GTC thing and give all the employees at CCP a Bonus.
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James McGowen
Caldari Crisis Corp Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.08.22 17:17:00 -
[141]
Give everyone on my buddylist 10bill? Theres no reason to even try to make more money if you allready have that much, you'd have enough trouble getting rid of it.
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Epsilon 1
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Posted - 2006.08.22 17:18:00 -
[142]
Aston martin 
chop chop
Originally by: Steven Gerrard Why do those minmatarians throw their ships together from toilet paper and junk?
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bigm141414
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Posted - 2006.08.22 17:33:00 -
[143]
I like the destroying Jita idea.
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T'Sundar
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Posted - 2006.08.22 17:40:00 -
[144]
**** with eve
This is not that much money tbh, LOTS of people have > 50bil in their accounts And there are many people with assets worth more than 800bil isk
And to the noobs saying buy all the hac BPOS, a good HAC bpo costs 75bil isk, so u could only buy 10 out of the 20 of one HAC BPO
This might seem like a lot of isk, but it isnt, id be very suprised if this is > 1% of all the isk in peoples accounts!!
Id be suprised if eve doesnt bring in that much isk into the game every week!
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Drag Queen
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Posted - 2006.08.22 17:53:00 -
[145]
If I had like 500 or 700 billion isk I would invest it in a wide range of T2 BPOs. Something along the lines of this
Looks like someone already beat me to it though 
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Lobster Man
VentureCorp CORE.
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Posted - 2006.08.22 18:17:00 -
[146]
Edited by: Lobster Man on 22/08/2006 18:17:49 I would buy lots and lots of vindicators, and then proceed to lose them in PVP 
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Boonaki
Caldari Suffoco Noctis Atrocitas
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Posted - 2006.08.23 10:41:00 -
[147]
Originally by: T'Sundar **** with eve
This is not that much money tbh, LOTS of people have > 50bil in their accounts And there are many people with assets worth more than 800bil isk
And to the noobs saying buy all the hac BPOS, a good HAC bpo costs 75bil isk, so u could only buy 10 out of the 20 of one HAC BPO
This might seem like a lot of isk, but it isnt, id be very suprised if this is > 1% of all the isk in peoples accounts!!
Id be suprised if eve doesnt bring in that much isk into the game every week!
There are allot of rich ******* running around. It's just most do not have that much actual isk in their wallet. Fear the Ibis of doom!
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Anemos Thuella
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Posted - 2006.08.23 11:04:00 -
[148]
Edited by: Anemos Thuella on 23/08/2006 11:07:46 I saw a post on one section of the forums about a shipyard going public which got alot of attention and support. Someone in that thread said something like imagine a publicly owned company building T2 ships for cheap to the general public. So that would be what I would do. Basically creating an account with a shipyard-main offering T2-ships at cost or with very little mark-up with decent modules and watch all of Empire-space dwellers decend on the large alliances like a giant swarm of locusts. Basically Goonswarm in T2-ships but at a larger scale. I'm talking biblical proportions here. Watch the dams at those gate-camps burst and the total anarchy that follows, very fun :) Or wait until factions and put all your isk behind the Minmatar war-effort and watch all the other nations burn, also very fun :)
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Zothike
Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.23 11:10:00 -
[149]
would refund the ppl that have been stolen (honest)
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Sutter Kane
Caldari Zombie Inc.
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Posted - 2006.08.23 11:54:00 -
[150]
I would trash it, if your nopt gona ruin your game, be smart.
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Razor Jaxx
Blind Vengeance
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Posted - 2006.08.23 12:18:00 -
[151]
I'm with Lard. 700 bill in EvE is like god-mode in Doom - funny for about 5 minutes, then you get bored. It's like one gigantic adrenaline-nerfing pill. You just don't care anymore.
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Saibotek
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Posted - 2006.08.23 12:31:00 -
[152]
1 Word
Holo****

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Darknar
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Posted - 2006.08.23 12:34:00 -
[153]
first give everybody 1 billion isk. so everybody is 1 billion isk better of.
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SwindonBadger
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Posted - 2006.08.23 12:42:00 -
[154]
I think id like to use all that money to hire some hard working market peeps to buy up every stab and stab bpo for as long as they can and ill do the refine later
thats after getting a crow or tranis bpo,...... yarghhhh

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Night Haunter
Caldari SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2006.08.23 15:10:00 -
[155]
Jump a titan into BoB space fitted with civilian modules, when they engage and think it's cake jump a mothership in next to it, refit, and wtf pwn everybody.
That or buy every t2 item in jita, rens, and other market hubs and than resell it for double the price.
Or to be more reasonable, solo pirate in alliance territory in faction battleships 
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Tradingjoe
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Posted - 2006.08.23 15:26:00 -
[156]
It pains me to think there are people playing this game, stupid enough to fall for something like this. 
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Kieli Rast
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Posted - 2006.08.23 16:10:00 -
[157]
I would keep scamming again and again with even more ingenious scams until I am declared the Offical Winner of EVE.
Please follow the Forum rules (see #3) when creating a signature graphic for your character -Eldo email us for questions. |

Akira Kaneshiro
Caldari Associated Press
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Posted - 2006.08.23 16:25:00 -
[158]
Try destroy the eve market and pwen all users players in one shot. ---- sig ---- Stop whining. Deal with it or quit the game. |

Alazais
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2006.08.23 16:30:00 -
[159]
Originally by: Kieli Rast I would keep scamming again and again with even more ingenious scams until I am declared the Offical Winner of EVE.
you win eve only when you nerf the biggest race, ie the caldari!!
so how do u do that? buy up eiter all T2 siege missile launcher BPOS and Cruise Launcher BPOS [would be a EXTREAMLY hard thing to do] or buy all the BCU T2 BPOs [again hard, but less so than the other thing]
then, put 19 out of the 20 BPOS into long term reserch with the intention of never poroducing from them, and the one you produce sell at stupidly high prices! in effect u have nerfed the caldari race!
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.08.23 17:02:00 -
[160]
I'd start the EVE's largest charity. Just fly around randomly giving isk to people in need. Go gatecamp the noob systems and hand out 2 million to all the noobs.
Of course we all know this guy is just gonna sell the isk. 700 billion can translate to over $100 thousand USD. ------------------------ The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people. - an Amarr Mercenary |

Wendat Huron
Lupus Industries
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Posted - 2006.08.23 17:11:00 -
[161]
I'd hire corporations to take down alliances from the top down till no-one would dare form one.
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Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Kimotoro Directive
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Posted - 2006.08.23 17:29:00 -
[162]
I would be tempted to buy thousands, if not tens of thousands, of GTCs, then sell them, then use the $120,000+ USD made from it to invest in the real world, and hopefully as a side effect, show CCP just how wrong they are to allow the GTC for ISK sales.
Or I'd just buy up lots of certain types of BPOs, and charge whatever I feel like for the mods. You think it's bad paying 20mil for a cap charger II? Have fun paying 30mil for T2 hardeners, or 25mil for 125/150mm Railgun IIs, and 40mil heavy neutron IIs.
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stoats
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Posted - 2006.08.23 18:29:00 -
[163]
I'd buy all the bpo scams currently on escrow then report them.
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Loftur sterki
Rampage Eternal
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Posted - 2006.08.24 00:19:00 -
[164]
Well this EBI dude would be a hero in rl business world, and wud prolly be on the cover of Forbes. Shows one how much crap and rly ruin the game this stupid isk race. ** Grumpy old Viking ** |

dagdda
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Posted - 2006.08.24 00:51:00 -
[165]
Edited by: dagdda on 24/08/2006 00:52:17
 Sell it on e-bay and buy a Bass Boat and go fishing.
OR buy all the faction BSs I could and outfit them with name mods and kill the *** hole Pirates that have podded me.
    
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Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Kimotoro Directive
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Posted - 2006.08.24 00:53:00 -
[166]
Originally by: Loftur sterki Well this EBI dude would be a hero in rl business world, and wud prolly be on the cover of Forbes. Shows one how much crap and rly ruin the game this stupid isk race.
Actually, he'd be in prison. Also I don't recall Forbes being big on scamming.
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Nosferatu Zodd
Black-Sun
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Posted - 2006.08.24 00:54:00 -
[167]
I'd buy as many slaves as possible (preferably minmatar ones) and torture them for the rest of my life ... err I mean in-game Also I'll be spending some money in research to expand my lifetime so my pleasure will last longer. Yesss, I am Amarr  -------------------------------------------------------
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adam f
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Posted - 2006.08.24 01:35:00 -
[168]
ANY ONE GOT THE LINK FOR THE VIDEO ????
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Soln
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Posted - 2006.08.24 01:40:00 -
[169]
wow, he wins. Now he can buy all the friends he wants.
My Playerep Profile
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Legende
Two Brothers Mining Corp. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.24 01:57:00 -
[170]
Liquidate it into real money, naturally.
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rodgerd
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2006.08.24 02:04:00 -
[171]
It's the perfect opportunity to see what real-life players will do for game-world ISK.
Videotaped and sold as a show to MTV: "When geeks suck each other off for fake money, Season 1."
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liquidism
Asgard Schiffswerften Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2006.08.24 02:36:00 -
[172]
i you want to pvp: have exactly 1 bil bounty on you every time you undock with an officer fitted faction ship, everything else would make the game like (somebody said it already) "doom on goodmode", ******* boring. only way to keep the adrenaline at decent levels.
if you want to make even more money: go for a t2 ship cartel, eg. buy all the bpos of one kind and make it two trillion isk within a year. repeat.
if you want the hot blonde, the ferrari and the villa with pool: keep on scamming, then ebay, then get banned for ebaying, get desillusionised, start solo carreer as a rockstar/pronstar/stockbroker (dont know if you actually qualify for the first two) or scam a game where ingame-currency <-> rl-currency trades are supported by the producers. (there are at least two, dont remember their names tho)
//liq
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Rumorsky
Gallente Sector 7
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Posted - 2006.08.24 03:31:00 -
[173]
I would.. Like.. Buy people o.o. In game, This guy is like my hero, When i hear about this, I was like.. Wow.. I would have his babies.
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Hesed
Sanguine Legion Atrocitas
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Posted - 2006.08.24 04:00:00 -
[174]
I would do something elaborate and risky.
1)Start hiring officers on a commission basis and lay out very explicit instructions for them in hiring procedures and oversight.
2)Hire people to monitor the officers as efficiently as possible and record their activity levels on a distributed basis and create easilly distilled progress reports that fit on a spreadsheet.
3)Use the officers to shape and mold the careers of new players by directing their skill training, and giving them objectives including monitoring corps and individuals and reporting back to the officers. Start hiring them on a commission basis too of course.
4)Develop a professional, well drilled horde of covops/recon pilots with impeccable communication skills.
5)Partially fund a smattering of small, empire-based merc groups and assign them targets from which they will extract the other half of their fees. Separate them into four factions.
6)Systematically target every corporation between 20-200 members until they start marching to my tune.
7)Total purgation of every espied Raven in Empire reported by my horde of new player employees.
8)Influence every producer, even T1, to sell at the prices I want, where I want, when I want and to the redistribution agent pool of my choosing. Take control of all the shipping magnates while I'm at it.
9)Start forcing the independents by necessity to band into groups against me. Then infiltrate the highest echelons of the independents and organize them as well.
10)Siphon a small percent of the money from all of the highly organized activity to fuel my inferno. Profit.
*Buy one of those little conductor wands, and make the highest officers sing their distilled reports to me in D-minor.
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Boonaki
Caldari Suffoco Noctis Atrocitas
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Posted - 2006.08.24 07:12:00 -
[175]
I'll have to figure out how many russian brides you could get. I think you'd only want one at a time, but after 6 months to a year you could trade her in for a new one. You wouldn't want to et board after all. Fear the Ibis of doom!
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LWMaverick
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Posted - 2006.08.24 08:17:00 -
[176]
Originally by: Ishquar Teh'Sainte 700b isk .. what would i do??
buying all WCS from market - put it into some laaaaaaaaaaaaarge containers ... and nuke them 
<3 
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Trex Y
Mindless Destruction
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Posted - 2006.08.24 08:46:00 -
[177]
Originally by: Verite Rendition Cliffs:
1) Player Cally starts the EVE Investment Bank in early 2006 2) A lot of drama goes on in the mean time with people sticking up for the EIB and others calling it a scam 3) Cally's owner decides it's been long enough and cleans out the bank, netting around 700bil in ISK and another 100bil in assets
That's really all the high points.
That just made my day. Did not hear of this scam until now. LOL.
What to do with that much isk? Well... rich person: "wow, I gonna buy all the HAC BPOs eleven!!!11!11one" BoB: "sorry, we not gonna sell"
and on a more serious note: if you need it, (slowly) turn it into RL cash.
I am not gonna say "well done" but people who fall for such a scam may just deserve it. |

Balklanac
Freezoner
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Posted - 2006.08.24 10:08:00 -
[178]
Hire Brother Benthor to make me a giant poster with 'I Win EVE & than some ' as you can see I am to poor for a decent sig. ---------
I would love to see a bounty pilot get some friend or an alt to pod them to collect the isk if that resulted in a two week delay before their 'personality' was uploaded to a new clone. |

adam f
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Posted - 2006.08.24 11:38:00 -
[179]
Edited by: adam f on 24/08/2006 11:45:32 If he decides to buy up GTC's im thinking its gonna take him a lot of time, and then hes got to sell them as well. I dont think he will have much time to actualy play the game tbh. Can you order nearly six thousand of GTC'S at once? He would have to sell at least sixteen a day to sell them in a year, i guess he will have to knock them out cheap to sell them quick. CCP should fly him out to iceland just to shake his hand and cut him a deal on the GTC's
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Ehrys Marakai
Caldari Mindstar Technology United Confederation of Corporations
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Posted - 2006.08.24 17:35:00 -
[180]
Surely if he did anything to try and convert it to real cash he could be arrested and/or fined for fraud as what he did was a scam. The continuation of the fraud is liquidating it into real cash (This brings around, equal value of ingame to RL money, which in turn means he's stolen that $110K). The border line here is pretty hazy. He would be safer just spending time in game :P
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West Allis
Minmatar Cornerstone Unlimited
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Posted - 2006.08.24 17:58:00 -
[181]
Originally by: Boonaki At $12-$15 per 30 day time code, 120 mil isk.
Gotta go ask a friend how much prostitutes go for here in Holland.
Okay, you can get 2 girls till your done for $150 bucks.
So you need 10 GTC's to hook up with two girls at once, that's 1.2 billion isk.
With 700 billion isk you could hook up with 1166 girls.
If I did my math right.
I hear it now....
Hi. I play video games 12 hours a day, and while I was playing I defrauded a few hundred people by promising to help them, but I was just lying and I stole their imaginary game money instead. I then sold this in-game money to a bunch of losers who were willing to give me real-life money for it! Which I'm now using to buy sex. I am soooo proud of myself. Aren't I 1337?
Now, here's some isk... rub my nipple.
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Alassra Eventide
the Organ Grinder and Company Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.24 19:04:00 -
[182]
Originally by: West Allis
Now, here's some isk... rub my nipple.
I'm going to steal that phrase now. It literally made me fall off my stool at work laughing.
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Ms Muneca
AYDS
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Posted - 2006.08.24 19:16:00 -
[183]
Originally by: West Allis
Originally by: Boonaki At $12-$15 per 30 day time code, 120 mil isk.
Gotta go ask a friend how much prostitutes go for here in Holland.
Okay, you can get 2 girls till your done for $150 bucks.
So you need 10 GTC's to hook up with two girls at once, that's 1.2 billion isk.
With 700 billion isk you could hook up with 1166 girls.
If I did my math right.
I hear it now....
Hi. I play video games 12 hours a day, and while I was playing I defrauded a few hundred people by promising to help them, but I was just lying and I stole their imaginary game money instead. I then sold this in-game money to a bunch of losers who were willing to give me real-life money for it! Which I'm now using to buy sex. I am soooo proud of myself. Aren't I 1337?
Now, here's some isk... rub my nipple.
haha. ----------- ----------- -----------
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Urduar
UrdCorp Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.08.24 19:23:00 -
[184]
For the ultimate irony, hire MC to clear out a region and protect it... And allow neutrals to come in to rat and mine freely there.
Have Eve University move in.
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Za Po
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.08.24 19:27:00 -
[185]
Originally by: Ehrys Marakai Surely if he did anything to try and convert it to real cash he could be arrested and/or fined for fraud as what he did was a scam. The continuation of the fraud is liquidating it into real cash (This brings around, equal value of ingame to RL money, which in turn means he's stolen that $110K). The border line here is pretty hazy. He would be safer just spending time in game :P
In-game scams are not illegal, since all in-game assets are owned by CCP alone. Selling them is against the EULA, but breaking the EULA is not illegal. If he sells them, he will be banned, but that's it. There is no haziness at all.
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Jet Collins
Dynamic Endeavors
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Posted - 2006.08.24 19:56:00 -
[186]
I would buy and play the t2 market until I had one of every very overpriced t2 Item. Than I would build and build and build until I had between 50k and 200k of each item depending on the item and put them on the market all at once at cost just to see what would happen.
Probably some other rich t2 BPO would by them all up and relsell at a 200% mark up :(. At least I tried.
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Erfnam
Time Cube Syndicate Daikoku Trade Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.08.24 20:00:00 -
[187]
I would pay CCP so I can start my own faction, complete with its own new constellation and NPC stations. If any ISK was left over, I might pay CONCORD to police it.
Recruiting
Casino - Monitor Thread |

Daniel Jackson
Caldari Azule Wolves
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Posted - 2006.08.24 20:36:00 -
[188]
give every account in eve 1 mil isk, i would alsi get a titan, buy me a alliance, buy me a few out posts, and pos', get the best officer mods on a calfdari navy raven, have people porotect me, start a 0.0 sdpace prohject were any 1 can go in and mine ad etc, and i would hre people to be like concord, blasting pirates. umm etc ___________________
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George Fairbanks
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Posted - 2006.08.24 20:41:00 -
[189]
How much does a Titan cost?
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Majin82
Caldari Sammael's Legion Arkhangelos Command
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Posted - 2006.08.24 22:48:00 -
[190]
I would fill my head with so many implants it would burst.
I would start Races. The fastest ship can win some money
I would hire MC to follow me where ever I went with 50 ships or more and just point my god finger at a target and say "Get Him"
I would finally be able to destroy JITA!
------------------------------------- Sammael's Legion ARCH |

Yendri
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Posted - 2006.08.24 23:47:00 -
[191]
Titan/dread/mothership rentals to BOB and co. give him the deposit, and you get a titan at 10 million isk/day on long lease, or 100mill a day for day use. :)
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dailyhazard
Caldari Unauthorised.
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Posted - 2006.08.24 23:49:00 -
[192]
dooo this heh
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Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Kimotoro Directive
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Posted - 2006.08.24 23:52:00 -
[193]
Originally by: adam f If he went down this route would the rl money made be taxable? what would i do with 700 billion isk? id go exchange it for GTC's and spend it in amsterdam on hookers.
Of course it'd be taxable, it's income. Income tax doesn't only apply to some job that gives you a regular paycheck.
Not to say that alot of people probably don't report ebay earnings.
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Areconus
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Posted - 2006.08.25 00:05:00 -
[194]
Edited by: Areconus on 25/08/2006 00:05:11 WTH? 700b?? Rast must have stolen a t2 ISK BPO from someone....
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Areconus
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Posted - 2006.08.25 00:12:00 -
[195]
But seriously, if i had 700bn isk, i would probably negotiate and try to work out a price for 'Dr. Caymus'
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dalman
Rampage Eternal
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Posted - 2006.08.25 00:12:00 -
[196]
The sad parts is that...
1. 700B rly isn't all that much.
2. Despite (1) there's still rly nothing to spend it on ingame.
Am I forced to have any regret? I've become the lie, beautiful and free In my righteous own mind I adore and preach the insanity you gave to me |

dalman
Rampage Eternal
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Posted - 2006.08.25 00:14:00 -
[197]
Originally by: Areconus But seriously, if i had 700bn isk, i would probably negotiate and try to work out a price for 'Dr. Caymus'
Caymus isn't the no1 character in ammount of skillpoints, if you didn't know that Am I forced to have any regret? I've become the lie, beautiful and free In my righteous own mind I adore and preach the insanity you gave to me |

Auraurious
Celtic Anarchy Black Reign Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.08.25 00:15:00 -
[198]
Edited by: Auraurious on 25/08/2006 00:14:47 Invest it and try and monopolize several sets of t2 bpo's.
From there I would start making insane amounts of isk, which I would spend on gtc's of which I would resel at a small discount.
Theoretically, I could be earning more then a lot of wellpaying jobs simply by playing a videogame.
Oh yes, I would also set myself up with a set amount of monthly income to spend ingame, with which I would use to fund a full set of pirate implants, as well as buy some really pimped out faction/t2 ships and fit them completely with t2 gear.
And finaly, I would also allot a decent portion to buying EVEN MORE t2 bpos (and bribing ccp not to break my monopoly ).
Ahh, I wish... _____________________________________________
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Marovinchian
Contraband Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.08.25 01:56:00 -
[199]
buy cap recharger 2 bpo's..........
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Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Kimotoro Directive
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Posted - 2006.08.25 02:03:00 -
[200]
Originally by: dalman The sad parts is that...
1. 700B rly isn't all that much.
2. Despite (1) there's still rly nothing to spend it on ingame.
1. 700,000,000,000.00 isk isn't that much? Riiiight.
2. You spend it on whatever your heart desires. Personally, I'd gather so many T2 BPOs that NAGA and BIG would have to combine forces to meet my inventory.
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Verreuckter
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Posted - 2006.08.25 03:43:00 -
[201]
Edited by: Verreuckter on 25/08/2006 03:43:27 Hmm, I beleive Id purchase one of the DEV's frigates that has 99% resists across the board, with a crazy recharge rate. Id then go anywhere I wanted, and killing every one. yes EVEN YOU!
MUAHAHAHA -  
edit - spelling
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Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Kimotoro Directive
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Posted - 2006.08.25 04:24:00 -
[202]
Originally by: Verreuckter Edited by: Verreuckter on 25/08/2006 03:43:27 Hmm, I beleive Id purchase one of the DEV's frigates that has 99% resists across the board, with a crazy recharge rate. Id then go anywhere I wanted, and killing every one. yes EVEN YOU!
MUAHAHAHA -  
edit - spelling
Yes because the Devs would sell you one of those frigs.
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Seleene
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.08.25 04:43:00 -
[203]
Originally by: Majin82 I would hire MC to follow me where ever I went with 50 ships or more and just point my god finger at a target and say "Get Him"
ROFL!!!!   
Thanks for the love in this thread, everyone.
*Eagerly waiting for an email to go kill something...* -
Latest MC Movie - Nation Building |

Cartiff
Euphoria Released Euphoria Unleashed
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Posted - 2006.08.25 06:28:00 -
[204]
I'd buy all the vaga bpo's then just sit on them for a few months and wait to see the market go insane on the remaining vagas.
Then, I'd just laugh for awhile, while flying my own vagas  ----------------------------------- "Uggs386 > omfg i like little boys"
Originally by: Milivikal DeWrar GoonSwarm: powered by static electricty from polysci and law nerds rubbing stubble in thought.
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Dark Revenant
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2006.08.25 07:17:00 -
[205]
Edited by: Dark Revenant on 25/08/2006 07:18:41
Well, there is one thing for sure. I would never be bored. Would give a 1bil to a select few.
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Verreuckter
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Posted - 2006.08.26 00:06:00 -
[206]
Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Originally by: Verreuckter Edited by: Verreuckter on 25/08/2006 03:43:27 Hmm, I beleive Id purchase one of the DEV's frigates that has 99% resists across the board, with a crazy recharge rate. Id then go anywhere I wanted, and killing every one. yes EVEN YOU!
MUAHAHAHA -  
edit - spelling
Yes because the Devs would sell you one of those frigs.
of course they would. *pretends to fly the magical friggy of DOOM, shooting peoples PEW PEW*
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Caza Dor
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.08.26 01:29:00 -
[207]
I'd corner the corn-dog market. -- Caza Dor -- |

Arron S
Gallente Rampage Eternal
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Posted - 2006.08.26 01:37:00 -
[208]
EVIL is what I would do
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Serpico Ripley
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Posted - 2006.08.26 02:18:00 -
[209]
I would buy myself some dignity. Here's looking at you Dentara!  
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qvacky
AUS Corporation CORE.
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Posted - 2006.08.26 02:47:00 -
[210]
so basically from this thread we can say that there really is nothing to spend this much isk on.
really, why would you bother with t2 bpos? the main point of manufacturing is to make more money, which you clearly don't need if you already have 700B...
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Cuisinart
Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2006.08.26 02:47:00 -
[211]
Originally by: Buraken v2
Originally by: Mitten Edited by: Mitten on 20/08/2006 06:42:32 Use it to buy up 5833 30-Day GTC's @ 120m each. Resale those 5833 Codes for RL money @ 12$ each ( 2$ off normal price )
--
So turn that 700b into around 70,000 USD Put that 70,000 in a high interest non taxable account.
Keep goin to school and dont touch it for around 30 years. Retire.
You know you can get banned for just SAYING this right? 
I don't see how, none of that is against the rules...
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Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Kimotoro Directive
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Posted - 2006.08.26 03:29:00 -
[212]
Originally by: qvacky so basically from this thread we can say that there really is nothing to spend this much isk on.
really, why would you bother with t2 bpos? the main point of manufacturing is to make more money, which you clearly don't need if you already have 700B...
T2 BPO control can give you power that even a trillion isk won't do.
Hire the MC to hit some alliance? Big deal. Imagine if you control eveyr BPO for a few choice ships/mods. Those don't enter the game unless you want them to.
People want Cerbs, Vagas, Harpies, Ishkurs? You decide they can't have them, and you just stockpile hundreds of the ships for your own amusement.
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Red Ochre
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Posted - 2006.08.26 06:57:00 -
[213]
questions
should you ever show your real face? 
should you use out of game emails to help create a scam?  should you use a website, "game related" or not to help accomplish the scam? 
nothing implied, but inquiring minds would like to know
ever wonder how quiet it can be before a storm? |

turnschuh
Eye of God
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Posted - 2006.08.26 07:05:00 -
[214]
Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Originally by: qvacky so basically from this thread we can say that there really is nothing to spend this much isk on.
really, why would you bother with t2 bpos? the main point of manufacturing is to make more money, which you clearly don't need if you already have 700B...
T2 BPO control can give you power that even a trillion isk won't do.
Hire the MC to hit some alliance? Big deal. Imagine if you control eveyr BPO for a few choice ships/mods. Those don't enter the game unless you want them to.
People want Cerbs, Vagas, Harpies, Ishkurs? You decide they can't have them, and you just stockpile hundreds of the ships for your own amusement.
that would be pretty...boring
and gl getting every t2 bpos from one module/ship. not possible, there are people who simple will not sell, even if you give them 700bil.
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Majin82
Caldari Sammael's Legion Arkhangelos Command
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Posted - 2006.08.26 14:50:00 -
[215]
Originally by: turnschuh
Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Originally by: qvacky so basically from this thread we can say that there really is nothing to spend this much isk on.
really, why would you bother with t2 bpos? the main point of manufacturing is to make more money, which you clearly don't need if you already have 700B...
T2 BPO control can give you power that even a trillion isk won't do.
Hire the MC to hit some alliance? Big deal. Imagine if you control eveyr BPO for a few choice ships/mods. Those don't enter the game unless you want them to.
People want Cerbs, Vagas, Harpies, Ishkurs? You decide they can't have them, and you just stockpile hundreds of the ships for your own amusement.
that would be pretty...boring
and gl getting every t2 bpos from one module/ship. not possible, there are people who simple will not sell, even if you give them 700bil.
Anyone who doesnt give up the BPO for the T2 thing you want to control will find 5 merc corps being paid very well to make them reconsider. ------------------------------------- Sammael's Legion ARCH |

Vladtsun Raide
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Posted - 2006.08.26 23:20:00 -
[216]
I wonder if this game encourages sociopathic behavior or simply attracts sociopaths.
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H JAY
Caldari FISKL GUARDS Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.08.27 23:28:00 -
[217]
i would do 2 things 1/ make a get can with a titan BPO in right by a gate in 0.0 sit by the can in a titan full of your corp m8's when someone robs the can unleash hell. 2/ bribe the dev's into makeing me jove :P
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Ashe Campbell
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Posted - 2006.08.31 03:17:00 -
[218]
I'm afraid I would do one of two things
1. 700 billion / 70,000 people = 10 million bounty on EVERYONE'S head (thought pirating was bad before?) and sit back and laugh
2. Give it all to my Corpmate Weyr Reykan and take the 1 trillion he makes me with it while he keeps his own trillion after 2 months
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Morgana Janan
GalacTECH Unlimited
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Posted - 2006.08.31 03:39:00 -
[219]
Buy Jita. Or see just how many Exotic Dancers 800bil will get you.
And of course, never pay for EVE ever again. ______________________________________________
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Luna Cade
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Posted - 2006.08.31 19:10:00 -
[220]
1. Buy a skill book of every skill I dont yet have. 2. Buy as many tech level 2 BPOs (esp ship, drone and good weapons) as possible. 3. Buy game cards so I can play for free and start a second account.
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R2 D3
Eye of God Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.09.08 20:02:00 -
[221]
I would probly try to get large stockpile of ships in most hub systems (so several bs hacs whatever so longs it's expensive (I don't care of I can fly it yet) Then probly buy 2 char for my other slots with all 50m sp or something
Then just try to get for 1 item most t2 bpos (not for market but par example the idea that I am the only 1 ingame who have t2 armor repairers is quite funny... ravens suiciding my t2 frigs for only the rep )
Then I would build all types of outposts somewhere let lots of mercenarys defend them and using the gallente outpost as my personal precious ... only I can dock
then also fly lots of faction ships whole day.
ooh and try to buy a dread like chribba one that is build in hi sec just to brag about it. and some cruise kestrels ofcourse.
dunno how much cash is left after that but think I already had quite some plans to spend 700bil on
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ArcticShadow
Gallente Rome SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.08 20:33:00 -
[222]
Originally by: Majin82
Originally by: turnschuh
Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Originally by: qvacky so basically from this thread we can say that there really is nothing to spend this much isk on.
really, why would you bother with t2 bpos? the main point of manufacturing is to make more money, which you clearly don't need if you already have 700B...
T2 BPO control can give you power that even a trillion isk won't do.
Hire the MC to hit some alliance? Big deal. Imagine if you control eveyr BPO for a few choice ships/mods. Those don't enter the game unless you want them to.
People want Cerbs, Vagas, Harpies, Ishkurs? You decide they can't have them, and you just stockpile hundreds of the ships for your own amusement.
that would be pretty...boring
and gl getting every t2 bpos from one module/ship. not possible, there are people who simple will not sell, even if you give them 700bil.
Anyone who doesnt give up the BPO for the T2 thing you want to control will find 5 merc corps being paid very well to make them reconsider.
I remember about a year ago, my friend was offered something like 60 billion for his vagabond BPO, and he said no. It wasnt about money, it was being a producer. That is one of the aspects of the game. Its not always about money, like RL. And I doubt that under the threat and act of in game violence would get him to sell. --- ArcticWolf, member of Eve since February, 2003.
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SIlk Predator
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Posted - 2006.09.10 21:58:00 -
[223]
700 billion isk? hmmmm
I would buy all the shuttles in all the regions, transport them to 0.0 space and build a 3d map of the universe in a roid belt. then id buy as many battleships as possible and block up the entrance to the EVE-gate. w0oT
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lofty29
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2006.09.10 21:59:00 -
[224]
Originally by: SIlk Predator 700 billion isk? hmmmm
I would buy all the shuttles in all the regions, transport them to 0.0 space and build a 3d map of the universe in a roid belt.
That...is....the...best...idea...EVER?!!?   Omfg <3 I have to make a can-art of a region somewhere!!! ---------------------------
Originally by: inSpirAcy Just like a tumour, the Brutix grows on you. 
I pwnz0r your sig, muahaha - Tirg Noes i got beat by a girl >.< - Xorus |

Izo Azlion
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.09.10 22:09:00 -
[225]
700 billion?
Buy a Mothership able-alt, and 3 Motherships for Veto and myself, and one spare, kit it out to hell... Vindi, Officer fitted... +5's... Snakes... Enough ships to last a lifetime... Everything.
Izo Azlion.
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Rick Tan
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Posted - 2006.09.21 18:44:00 -
[226]
Hm... 700billion, is that alot? Lemme count real quick...
1...2...3...5... Oh Crap! I lost count
Again...
1...2...3...4...5...7... Dang it!
Can you tell... hookd on fonex helpd me guwaduate 
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Dahin
Euphoria Released Euphoria Unleashed
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Posted - 2006.09.21 18:58:00 -
[227]
that's easy: Buy all the prints of a good ship and announce to eve:
"From now own, I will be the only person to EVER to fly this ship."
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LaCoHa
Caldari Deep Space Navy Caldari Deep Space Industral
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Posted - 2006.09.21 19:22:00 -
[228]
700 billion. Hmm...
I would propably give it to a character named LaCoHa.
Spelled just like it sounds. That's L - A - C - O - H - A.
Then bask in my new found good karma.
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FireFoxx80
Caldari E X O D U S Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2006.09.21 19:41:00 -
[229]
Originally by: Dahin that's easy: Buy all the prints of a good ship and announce to eve:
"From now own, I will be the only person to EVER to fly this ship." [/quote
ROFL, damn right
What I do the rest of the time - Vote for a Jita bypass!
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Ghrekk
Minmatar Warriors Of The Abyss
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Posted - 2006.09.21 21:11:00 -
[230]
Originally by: Ehrys Marakai Surely if he did anything to try and convert it to real cash he could be arrested and/or fined for fraud as what he did was a scam. The continuation of the fraud is liquidating it into real cash (This brings around, equal value of ingame to RL money, which in turn means he's stolen that $110K). The border line here is pretty hazy. He would be safer just spending time in game :P
I'm sorry to say that this is not true...
#1: Scamming is legal in EVE (the way he did it, that is) #2: Buying GTC @ ISK is legal. #3: Selling GTC @ USD is legal. #4: Read #1/#2/#3. --------------------------------------------
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Letri Bimmet
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.09.21 21:58:00 -
[231]
I'd buy the empire systems and have everyone pay 100.000 ISK everytime they make a jump into another system.
After that I'll build the biggest nude bar in the galaxy....just cause I can
I'd buy 3 ships of every type with the best stuff there is and then I'd terrorize 0.0 space in a shuttle...why? cause I'm filthy rich and I'm gonna rub it into yer face
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Dannek
Llama F5 and Associates
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Posted - 2006.09.21 22:27:00 -
[232]
I'd start a *REAL* investment bank with it.
Seriously, there are opprotunities to pull in a lot of HONEST ISK if you have the capital to connect accounts receivable with accounts payable and have the know how to set up the structured finance tools to enable that kind of investing.
Of course, half of the ISK would have to just be going towards enforcing the terms of individual lendee transactions because people can't seem to wrap their heads around the idea of long term profit. -------------------------------------------------------- Working towards my own personal Dreadnought, one ISK at a time. |

Jason Marshall
Hammer Of Light Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2006.09.22 00:22:00 -
[233]
corner the tritanium and veldspar market....
(i didnt read through them all so sorry if this is not an original thought)
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Phichi
Caldari Team Americas Black Reign Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.09.22 00:42:00 -
[234]
Edited by: Phichi on 22/09/2006 00:42:58 Two chicks at the same time. 
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Muggers point out failures in one's personal security measures, but it does not alter the fact that they are muggers.
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Amarr Citizen 13513
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Posted - 2006.09.22 00:56:00 -
[235]
Crash the mineral market
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Shin Ra
BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2006.09.22 01:05:00 -
[236]
I liked the Hire MC to attack bob idea.
I'd buy 1 of each titan and few nyxes. I'd hire MC to attack KIA, just cause I like neither of them.
I'd then use the isk to start a series of other scams.
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Copine Callmeknau
The Splinter Syndicate SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.22 07:39:00 -
[237]
All the GTC's to allow me to play EVE until the end of time.
Then some on a faction fitted solo sleipnir (170m sig rad, 1045 dps, can tank 1800 dps).
I'd be the star of my gang by buying a faction fitted Claymore as well (pricetag with mods, about 50-60billion ISK), 31% reduction in gang mates sig rad, 46.5% increase in tackling range, 46.5% increase in MWD/AB Speed.
On top of that I'd buy gangmates implants and faction fitted; Stilleto's (16m sig radius, 4 point scramble and web from 16km, 13km/s), Sabre's (36m sig radius, 250 dps, 2.2km/s) Vagabonds (79m sig radius, 580 dps, 9.8km/s, average resists of 83% w/ 4900 HP), Huginn's (87m sig rad, 99.9% web from 60KM, 150% to enemy sig rad), Typhoon's (220m sig rad, 660 dps, drains 66 cap per second, 3km/s, 24 points of ECM) and Fleet Issue Tempests (235m sig rad, 1035 dps, tanks 3500 dps)
Would be able to tank 8400 dps as well, and with 5 med nos it could hold it's cap for a while.
All up the gang would cost somewhere around 100-120 billion ISK (10bil for estamel invulns, ouch)
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See the idiot walk, see the idiot talk
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Kehmor
Caldari PAK
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Posted - 2006.09.22 15:24:00 -
[238]
Buy high sp characters and use them for corp theft purposes.
Prolly flog a bunch of it for RL cash.
Hire mercs to mess up the POSes of the empire corps that annoy me (screw attacking 0.0 alliances, they can afford it, I wana mess up the lives of the little guy)
Hire MC to attack the corp of the very next person who annoyed me, no matter how small his corp. Pay for suicide fleets to camp him for an entire year wherever he went.
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Fi T'Zeh
Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.09.22 15:28:00 -
[239]
Originally by: Shin Ra I liked the Hire MC to attack bob idea.
I'd buy 1 of each titan and few nyxes. I'd hire MC to attack KIA, just cause I like neither of them.
I'd then use the isk to start a series of other scams.
I like the MC v BoB idea too. Hired entertainment ftw. .... POST WITH YOUR MAIN !!!!11111one
Real men use blasters |

Mi Lai
Sanguine Legion Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.09.22 15:56:00 -
[240]
Spend 600 of it on woman and booz, the rest I just squander.
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St Dragon
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2006.09.22 16:54:00 -
[241]
First id buy enough Gametime codes and apply them to last me a lifetime. which in real world terms would cost me....ú6120. Heh not as much as id thought it would be.
Then i would with the remaining billions i would first create an elite corperation with promisis of 0.0 terratory then i would hire out BOB to be my hired goos then id get them to set aside a hadfull of systems in there space and a decent 10/10 complex to me and my corp for persoanll use in return i would set up a corp that would provide a true 0.0 market for BoB.
Oh and id populate bob space and my new space with multiple Outposts and let it be known that bob has free access to them all and there markets.
This i think would make bob a true 0.0 empire. and alter the ballance of 0.0 forever i hope. -----------------------------------------------
"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god." -- Jean Rostand |

Arx Fatal
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Posted - 2006.10.03 13:31:00 -
[242]
Edited by: Arx Fatal on 03/10/2006 13:31:38 First set yourself with a Godly faction ship with the very best mods avaliable and implants.
Then create yourself a corporation, invite veteran players around, and populate an entire Region with POS, thus claiming sovereingty of it all. Start a mining operation. More money starts flowing. Build some Titans. Hire MC. Conquer the known universe. Wipe hand on pants. Repeat.
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Joe Bloggers
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Posted - 2006.10.03 13:34:00 -
[243]
Originally by: Arx Fatal Edited by: Arx Fatal on 03/10/2006 13:31:38 First set yourself with a Godly faction ship with the very best mods avaliable and implants.
Then create yourself a corporation, invite veteran players around, and populate an entire Region with POS, thus claiming sovereingty of it all. Start a mining operation. More money starts flowing. Build some Titans. Hire MC. Conquer the known universe. Wipe hand on pants. Repeat.
There is not enough isk in the game to do that. Anyhow this debate is meaningless - the EIB theif got caught ebaying the money.
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Megan Ryder
VentureCorp CORE.
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Posted - 2006.10.03 13:46:00 -
[244]
Originally by: Joe Bloggers - the EIB theif got caught ebaying the money.
is there any further info on this? forums threads etc?
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Boonaki
Caldari Suffoco Noctis Atrocitas
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Posted - 2006.10.03 14:21:00 -
[245]
Originally by: Megan Ryder
Originally by: Joe Bloggers - the EIB theif got caught ebaying the money.
is there any further info on this? forums threads etc?
It wouldn't be on the forums as it's against the rules to talk about such things.
I also don't see how he could be that stupid, if I had that much cash I know the GM's would be watching me. Fear the Ibis of doom!
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Schweewee
ANZAC ALLIANCE Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.03 14:34:00 -
[246]
Buy all T2 BPOs.
Right click, 'TRASH IT...'
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Rina Shanu
Phoenix Knights
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Posted - 2006.10.03 14:44:00 -
[247]
Invest in BPOs. T2 ones and perhaps some nicely researched T1 ones. Than start making more isk. So than I have even more isk to fund whatever passes my mind.
Maybe try and get sov in 0.0 to form a smiley. Now that would be great.
OH, play the game on GTC !!!!!!!! cool
what has 4 legs and 1 hand? a happy pitbull |

Pattern Clarc
The Priory
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Posted - 2006.10.03 15:26:00 -
[248]
Originally by: ching'sta buy all Vagabond BPO's and trash them 

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lofty29
Gallente Praxiteles Inc.
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Posted - 2006.10.03 15:56:00 -
[249]
Originally by: Pattern Clarc
Originally by: ching'sta buy all Vagabond BPO's and trash them 

Well appart from the fact that 1 would cost about 50b (letting you buy 14 / 20) and if you trash them they just get reseeded, yeah, do it  ---------------------------
I pwnz0r your sig, muahaha - Tirg Noes i got beat by a girl >.< - Xorus |

Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.10.03 16:02:00 -
[250]
Originally by: Megan Ryder
Originally by: Joe Bloggers - the EIB theif got caught ebaying the money.
is there any further info on this? forums threads etc?
There have been a number of posts by me, EMFI, and others in Market Discussions and various threads on the topic.
In summary, there were two eBay links posted (don't have the links with me ATM but you can probably find them). The first shows Dentara being sold (without a portrait or any damning evidence). The second shows Dentara being resold by the buyer of the first auction, after realizing what he had bought. The second auction did have the portrait... and damned him.
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Dolly Parton
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Posted - 2006.10.03 17:00:00 -
[251]
i would buy everyone in eve a frigate, T2 if they want it. then i would buy a titan, have everyone meet me in jita and use doomsday weapon. 35000+ kill mails at once wuold be really cool
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Kindakrof
Caldari Cruor Frater Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2006.10.03 18:43:00 -
[252]
FIND A CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD! --- --- ---
my sig is pr0
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente CURSED LEGION OF DOOM Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.16 15:46:00 -
[253]
Fill 300 Iteron Mark V's fitted with tech2 cargo expanders to the brim with Exotic Dancers and Boosters and let customs do their job 
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NeuSire
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Posted - 2006.12.13 16:13:00 -
[254]
SAddly Maddly but thruthly :) BoB congrats :) for this pain . Cyvok dont forget it is only a game !!!! OnLy A gAmE !!!! :) Crashes or others seems to happening to us all.Breaking a fight with loghofsky is **** but you just realised a titan is not all.
Wish u best luck in game.
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Phrixus Zephyr
Yesodic Nomads Corp Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2006.12.13 16:15:00 -
[255]
Originally by: NeuSire SAddly Maddly but thruthly :) BoB congrats :) for this pain . Cyvok dont forget it is only a game !!!! OnLy A gAmE !!!! :) Crashes or others seems to happening to us all.Breaking a fight with loghofsky is **** but you just realised a titan is not all.
Wish u best luck in game.
We could do without the thread necro / troll thankyou.
Originally by: Victor Ramirez using it to get the layout of a new system and a quick belt-check is about as practical as using Google Earth to see if your car is still in front of your house.
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Eldo Davip
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2006.12.13 16:16:00 -
[256]
Necromancy is bad mm'kay? ___
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