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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
64
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:34:37 -
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Callum Ijonen wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Naviv Aideron wrote:Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often? it's a once in a lifetime experience... bask in the glory :) Once in a lifetime? uwotm8
JK :P |
DJ Dunewolf
Eve Radio Corporation Eve Radio Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:34:49 -
[1592] - Quote
Grape Juice wrote:I tune in and the first thing I is Pantera.. then my wife walks in, trips over one of my sons toys and trys to play it off by headbanging to the music... Fail my dear...fail DJ Dunewolf wrote:Well.. since the server is still down.. I shall continue the EXTENDED downtime show by another 3hours Tune in to my show at http://eve-radio.com/ And join us in IRC to talk about your favorite moments in EVE. irc.coldfront.net channel #eve-radio Or use the java client on our website if you want, http://eve-radio.com/community/chat <3 Dunewolf
So she had a nice trip :) Good way to go, rocking out hehe
Dunewolf |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:35:18 -
[1593] - Quote
I get the feeling there will be no mission running for me tonight! |
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation Nerfed Alliance Go Away
1343
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:35:18 -
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Someone call Soundwave and Navigator and have them yell at the server to start up properly. Also because of Tuxford!
Why Can't I have a picture signature.
Also please support graphical immersion, bring back the art that brought people to EvE online originaly.
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
64
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:35:23 -
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Iku-Tiera Nieranpoika wrote:[quote=Bones Outten]Couple of points: 1. IS the drinking game still on? It's Fozzie's fault quote] Yesss..drinking.
I'm still alive, well, and kicking... so yes! :) |
Wobbly Ron
Failed Diplomacy Dirt Nap Squad.
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:35:50 -
[1596] - Quote
Have you tried turning it off then on again
https://soundcloud.com/shutupandshave/fuck-goons
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GodMonk II
The Dingus Coalition Gatekeepers Universe
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:35:54 -
[1597] - Quote
One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" the other replies, "GREAT trade!" |
Shiloh Templeton
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
346
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:35:56 -
[1598] - Quote
Has CCP figured out if this is a hardware, server configuration, or Eve software problem?
What Eve time do CCP employees normally go home? They are unionized, right?
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Jack Oat
Brothers In Arms.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:00 -
[1599] - Quote
Skillz? |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency Against ALL Authorities
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:19 -
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Irie Alixyar wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
I was going to respond in a different manner.. However, I have decided to write a serious comment about our gameplay experience and this downtime in accordance to this page that the game sent us to. I wake up every morning, take a poop and think about how many kills I'm going to get, who I'm going to scam, and how many tears I will create throughout the day. After said poop, I spark up a spliff or a bowl and start smoking (don't judge me). I start listening to music, usually Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber to get get all prepared and ready for my day on eve. After I sit my fat ass on my computer chair which is kinda hard for me to fit because as I said I am fat; and I turn eve on. What do I see, my login screen where it asks me to input my password (so annoying) and then of course the UGLYEST button in ANY game in the UNIVERSES. THE @#(*$ PLAY BUTTON. LIKE GOSH could you have made it ANY MORE UGLY? REALLY? Anyways, I digress; I click on the mentioned UGLY ASS BUTTON and wait for my characters screen to load and then, BAM!!!! I see a message telling me that I can't connect to the server?????????????? LIKE WTF???????????? So I go to my go-to site to test my internet (Porn hub/Midget section) and I can see all the midgets doing it and getting at it. OBVIOUSLY I HAS INTERNUTS. What could be this HORRENDOUS ERROR?? So, I go back to the UGLY BLUE BUTTON & ANNOYING PASSWORD page and I click on that HORRIBLE button again. Seconds later I get THE SAME MESSSAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE LIKe REALLY???????? You can't put another message???? Something along the lines of " We're sorry you are seeing this message oh' god of eve & universes. Someone forgot to fuel our poses and we are trying to fix it so you can come create more tears. Please don't bother to push the UGLY ASS BLUE BUTTON because it won't work. As a token of appreciation here is:1 Male stripper. " In closing. That message would be more to my liking and I am sure EVEryone feels the same. Thank you, and wish FAWLTY7 a happy bday from me as well since it's kinda ironic that his bday is on the same day that EVE didn't fuel their poses. Sincerely, The fat dude that hates the blue button, loves Taylor Swift, watches midget porn, and asks not to be judged.
Easy Wall-o-Text, You will be back fapping to your toon in the CQ in no time.
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GeeBee
Paragon Fury Tactical Narcotics Team
87
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:26 -
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So last week I was joking on teamspeak about how hilarious it would be if TQ crashed and burned upon the release of fozziesov, it took a day but here we are. TRANQUILITY IS NOW SENTIENT AND REJECTS YOUR CHANGES! Skynet is upon us, change the nuke codes. |
Picah Ascending
Miners League of Exploration Coalition Requiem Eternal
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:30 -
[1602] - Quote
omg where is the half hour failed attempt post? First no eve, now this, I cant take it anymore. |
Goin Off
Manson Family Advent of Fate
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:36 -
[1603] - Quote
My wife wants to know if there is anything she can do to help CCP keep EVE broken??? |
Just Another
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:38 -
[1604] - Quote
Irie Alixyar wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
I was going to respond in a different manner.. However, I have decided to write a serious comment about our gameplay experience and this downtime in accordance to this page that the game sent us to. I wake up every morning, take a poop and think about how many kills I'm going to get, who I'm going to scam, and how many tears I will create throughout the day. After said poop, I spark up a spliff or a bowl and start smoking (don't judge me). I start listening to music, usually Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber to get get all prepared and ready for my day on eve. After I sit my fat ass on my computer chair which is kinda hard for me to fit because as I said I am fat; and I turn eve on. What do I see, my login screen where it asks me to input my password (so annoying) and then of course the UGLYEST button in ANY game in the UNIVERSES. THE @#(*$ PLAY BUTTON. LIKE GOSH could you have made it ANY MORE UGLY? REALLY? Anyways, I digress; I click on the mentioned UGLY ASS BUTTON and wait for my characters screen to load and then, BAM!!!! I see a message telling me that I can't connect to the server?????????????? LIKE WTF???????????? So I go to my go-to site to test my internet (Porn hub/Midget section) and I can see all the midgets doing it and getting at it. OBVIOUSLY I HAS INTERNUTS. What could be this HORRENDOUS ERROR?? So, I go back to the UGLY BLUE BUTTON & ANNOYING PASSWORD page and I click on that HORRIBLE button again. Seconds later I get THE SAME MESSSAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE LIKe REALLY???????? You can't put another message???? Something along the lines of " We're sorry you are seeing this message oh' god of eve & universes. Someone forgot to fuel our poses and we are trying to fix it so you can come create more tears. Please don't bother to push the UGLY ASS BLUE BUTTON because it won't work. As a token of appreciation here is:1 Male stripper. " In closing. That message would be more to my liking and I am sure EVEryone feels the same. Thank you, and wish FAWLTY7 a happy bday from me as well since it's kinda ironic that his bday is on the same day that EVE didn't fuel their poses. Sincerely, The fat dude that hates the blue button, loves Taylor Swift, watches midget porn, and asks not to be judged.
Out of all that, the only thing I can judge you on is your love for Justin Beiber ....
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KanashiiKami
116
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:44 -
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KanashiiKami wrote:looks like it isnt up
the login countdown to "checking status..."
and never connects
and then finally it says
NOT ACCEPTING CONNECTIONS
did someone hacked eve to show em that they do not like the new sov update?
WUT ???
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Needale Mangeiri
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:59 -
[1606] - Quote
Epic fail in fact. Lvl of ccp support is wonderfull. 5 hours without result. |
Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
509
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:37:00 -
[1607] - Quote
But did you pay the sov bill?
I am a pod pilot:
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.
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Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
30
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:37:21 -
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Stomp Mongo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Enslaved Mistress wrote:Well it does seem free SD is in order, just like in the past when the server was down for a good deal of time.
I hope everything is ok CCP, and we know you are working as quickly as possible, and will make this period of down time right with the players.
Thanks for always keeping us informed and always working hard for us. You mean SP? yet again another dumb arse that dont know how to use ther skill quee go get a life and ps goto the local bottleo and ask for a keg of rum and drink it dont wory it cant kill of brain cells you dont have Really man? Was this not YOU a couple of hours ago? And I quote "madhatta18 wrote: hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this" Huh. Methinks thou doth protest to much...
Well obviously crapping on people that do it, nullifies his own free stuff begging.
Besides, I kinda feel bad for these guys. I remember what it was like to be below EvE's poverty line; before Incursions. |
Lady Areola Fappington
2594
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:37:23 -
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Azrael Sheriph wrote:oh just so you know we have these things called statutory rights. which basically means those rights that are granted to you buy law and cannot be rescinded by entering into a contractual agreement. so basically if someone writes a contract with something stupid in it that's basically against British law. you are only bound to the stuff that is compliant with the law. if you interested in a refund or a complaint please access https://www.gov.uk/consumer-protection-rights. this is a somewhat complicated topic that i have grossly oversimlpified for you. however tranquility is in London so i dont think ccp games arnt bound by brittish law, they are as they have a registered company here. if you wish to corrispond with them United Kingdom CCP Games UK New Eden House Fletcher Road Gateshead Tyne & Wear NE8 2ET Tel: +44 (0)191 500 8770
Your link 404'ed, but I did some research. The relevant section re: EULA would be the Unfair Terms in Consumer Contracts Regulations 1999.
There's a lot there, so I won't copypasta, but look here. I don't see anything that carte blanche makes EULA's of any sort unenforceable, nor anything that impacts CCP specifically.
The most important bit though, as you said...CCP is an Icelandic company, so it'd be judged by Icelandic, not UK law. If, for some reason, the UK (or any country) passed laws that impacted CCPs ability to protect their product that much, they'd be well within their rights to say "This product is not meant to be used by the residents of X country". [/quote]
In fact, this is the relevant chunk of EULA that handles that.
Quote:f any part of the EULA is held invalid or unenforceable, that portion shall be construed in a manner consistent with applicable law to reflect, as nearly as possible, the original intentions of the parties expressed in the EULA, and the remaining portions shall remain in full force and effect.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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XTOlivia Crendraven
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:37:26 -
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Just unplug it,wait 30 seconds and plug it back in.
I use nothing less than 100% re-cycled HTML
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Killdeer Okel
Red Ochre Mining and Exploration SpaceMonkey's Alliance
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:37:40 -
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Wobbly Ron wrote:Have you tried turning it off then on again That joke was so 70 pages ago. |
Ero Adalwulf
Wormhole Mining Minions
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:37:59 -
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5 employees (and me) all unable to play Eve and actually working.....
if CCP reimburses for downtime, am I required to reimburse CCP for all the extra work that got done???
Just kidding, they never (cough) let Eve interfere with work. On plus side, I've never seen the office this clean
Ero
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Conrad Cadelanne
MasTek
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:38:09 -
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Why is everyone blaming CCP, some things that happen in the code are just unpredictable. Of course you guys probably wouldn't know that as you are not programmers and have no real understanding of exactly how complex-ed software and databases of this size can be, hell as a programmer I don't even know so cut them some slack people I'm sure they are working as hard as they can on this and you should appreciate their efforts rather than whine about how terrible it is that your time sink isn't working atm.
as for CCP programmers, keep up the good work, sit back relax, drink a DP then find a squash that little bug |
Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:38:18 -
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0utlaw5tar wrote:Deck Cadelanne wrote:I am stunned at the level of entitlement expressed in this thread.
Sometimes things go wrong with complex IT systems, especially when changes get made. Most updates of late have gone pretty smoothly and most downtimes have been minutes long.
So enough with the bitching already. Go outside, kick a ball around, say hello to your wife/boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/kids/dog... Truth
I would, but it is raining so my answer to this is "**** that ****". Now, about entitlement... I could care less. |
handige harrie
Hedion University Amarr Empire
321
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:38:30 -
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hmmm, my silos are running low on resources. I'm so confused by not playing eve I ate dinner two hours early. I wasn't even hungry yet :(
Baddest poster ever
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Tipa Riot
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
928
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:38:46 -
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... and another failed startup.
I'm my own NPC alt.
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Zork100
Irata III Trek Alliance Nerfed Alliance Go Away
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:38:59 -
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Come on Guys less than 20 pages to make this an official threadnaught |
Llish
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:39:02 -
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Things I have done today:
Cleaned bathroom Wahsed Up dishes Took Dog out Talked to my neibour, his name is Johnathan! Empty ash trays and removed cans of redbull from around my flat watered plants, but i think they are dead Ate food i cooked, yuck Did hoovering read some of my Simon Scarrow book, Ahh Cato and Macro, what kind of trouble awaits you this time!?
What else can I do today?
What have you done, apart from F5'ing this thread?
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Quattras Peione
SUPREME MATHEMATICS A Band Apart.
99
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:39:07 -
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CCP file a support ticket.
Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione
No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
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Bicklovin
The Dingus Coalition Gatekeepers Universe
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:39:13 -
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Outside looks like the only option now... Going to throw bubble wrap on random folks passing by, run around them in circles as fast as I can all while making auto-cannon sound effects until I am finally hot-dropped by the Dallas police department. Perhaps it will make Fox news! |
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