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dor amwar
Interstellar Renegades
Advent of Fate
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:23 -
[2551] - Quote
made it to the end of the thread, skippig 2 pages at a time and saw stuff, sp comp, reboot, drink, whinge, whinge at the whinger, ....
still not seen any wagers on if it will be back up today. my bet would be not. from what i remember, anything loner than 5 hours goes to a day. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:23 -
[2552] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Anslo wrote:Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.
Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.
There's lots of other things to do.
But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.
Nerds. Yet You're here! Join us nerd!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! |
Anslo
Scope Works
32018
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:30 -
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Talaris EveningStar wrote:Anslo wrote:I like how people ask for compensation btw.
Entitled mondo dweebs. The High-Lord Dweeb would know.
Hiiiii Talaris <333
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Joshke
YIP.
33
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:31 -
[2554] - Quote
:o]
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
Can't belive it. |
Goatman NotMyFault
Lubrication Industries
Fortis Et Certus
206
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:41 -
[2555] - Quote
I just love the Gremlings living in the EVE servers, giving those fanatic EVE players a brainhemorrhage of dispair :D |
Elbreck Nolm
Minmatar Brotherhood
Ushra'Khan
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:50 -
[2556] - Quote
Anslo wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Anslo wrote:Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.
Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.
There's lots of other things to do.
But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.
Nerds. Yet You're here! Join us nerd! MUST...RESIST....GEEK....TENDENCIES......
NO Mr. Anslo MUST TROLL EVE AND CCP!!! |
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
38
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:50 -
[2557] - Quote
Anslo wrote:Talaris EveningStar wrote:Anslo wrote:I like how people ask for compensation btw.
Entitled mondo dweebs. The High-Lord Dweeb would know. Hiiiii Talaris <333
:D |
SteadFastWarrior
Mourning Star Industries
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:56 -
[2558] - Quote
Free SP for sure since you keeping me down on multi accounts |
Arch-Magus Mephisto
Black Scorpions Inc
Fidelas Constans
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:00 -
[2559] - Quote
Seven plus hours and no ETA on server being up. I have to say this is beyond comprehension.
Now. I will just guess CCP still doesn't fix the ghastly overview icons, cloak pest play or for that matter re balancing the game. |
Doreo Allara
Vapid Vacuums Inc.
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:00 -
[2560] - Quote
Vidor wrote:ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Something real weird happening man! IGÇÖve been cruising the asteroid fields for hours looking for some bozo miner to gank and thereGÇÖs no one around.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
TheyGÇÖre up to something! I just know it.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
ItGÇÖs like everyone just disappeared!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
It makes you wonder, man, if all those rumours are true.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Rumours?
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
You know. The ones about the whole universe being controlled by some alien forces GÇ£out thereGÇ¥, controlling everything. You know, like ... like weGÇÖre all in some gigantic computer game. They could be looking down on us right now!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
CGÇÖmon man! ThatGÇÖs just weird! YouGÇÖre gonna have to stay off the quafe. ThatGÇÖs just too weird for words.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
ItGÇÖs a weird world man! You just donGÇÖt know.
i would say the same thing about the real world XD |
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Mourados Denver
Tunisia Holding
71
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:07 -
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Tankos Aphelion wrote:So we're at the 7 hour mark. What's the longest downtime ever?
5 years playing, i think this DT is the longest one... |
vccv
52
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:15 -
[2562] - Quote
Currently reading "The Gentleman Bastard" series by Scott Lynch.
Its like a mix between Pirates and Oceans11. Good reads!
Now, back to my Reuben. The deli was packed so I'm eating in the park  |
Ossprey
Lucri Causa
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:21 -
[2563] - Quote
Stoop Paz wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIMESERVER UPTIME
[/b] I picture Fozzie in a locked room with a 2 way mirror and all the other CCP staff grilling him like a 1990's cop drama
Isn't that a window?? |
Yash Nima
Skyhawks Academy
Skyhawks Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:25 -
[2564] - Quote
Probably this is not about TQ, it's about load testing the forums.  |
Jack Danefield
AirHogs
Zulu People
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:27 -
[2565] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Gernot Antollare wrote:Misora Pournissen wrote:I dont think that the skill queue works while the server is down... for all of you saying that we have a skill queue that saves up to 50 skills.. I dont think the skills are hosted in a different server.. so if the server is down, the skill queue is down as well Yeah, and because time stops when TQ is down there is no way for the TQ cluster to calculate the SP you earned while it was down ... stupid math ruins everything since forever! Dude. The queue is based on the Eve clock. All they need to do is set the clock, lol. Drink for making sense >.>
NEW RULE: First one to mention the word drink, drinks!
wait...
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Needale Mangeiri
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:28 -
[2566] - Quote
I've heard the joke that EVE is supported by CCP designers, as a result we're still waiting |
Erin Crawford
478
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:33 -
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Chevron7 wrote:Vidor wrote:ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Something real weird happening man! IGÇÖve been cruising the asteroid fields for hours looking for some bozo miner to gank and thereGÇÖs no one around.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
TheyGÇÖre up to something! I just know it.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
ItGÇÖs like everyone just disappeared!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
It makes you wonder, man, if all those rumours are true.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Rumours?
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
You know. The ones about the whole universe being controlled by some alien forces GÇ£out thereGÇ¥, controlling everything. You know, like ... like weGÇÖre all in some gigantic computer game. They could be looking down on us right now!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
CGÇÖmon man! ThatGÇÖs just weird! YouGÇÖre gonna have to stay off the quafe. ThatGÇÖs just too weird for words.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
ItGÇÖs a weird world man! You just donGÇÖt know. Props bro
LOL! 
and on that note: guess what all the mission agents are thinking... 
"Those who talk donGÇÖt know. Those who know donGÇÖt talk. "
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:39 -
[2568] - Quote
i want compensation for the years lost on this game, compensation for CCP ever creating EvE....compensation now pls |
gustye
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:43 -
[2569] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
excusses
Work harder, for less. |
Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:55 -
[2570] - Quote
BTW some people pay real money to buy plex and activate the game , so why not ask compensation indeed from game masters ?
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
88
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:13:01 -
[2571] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Anslo wrote:Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.
Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.
There's lots of other things to do.
But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.
Nerds. Yet You're here! Join us nerd! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
GOOBA GOBBA, GOOBA GOBBA |
Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
299
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:13:10 -
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[..MESSAGE RECIEVED.....FROM 3 DAYS INTO THE FUTURE.....]
18/07/2015
11:00 THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE FAULT FINDING IS NOW BEING INVESTIGATED
12:00 THE INVESTIGATORS INVOLVED IN THE INVESTIGATION HAVE FOUND NO FAULT AT THE HANDS OF THE INVESTIGATORS THEY WERE INVESTIGATING
13:00 A FAULT HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE FAULT-FINDING PRACTICES OF THE FAULT FINDERS
14:00 THE FAULT FINDERS CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND A FAULT IN THE INVESTIGATION PRACTICES OF THE INVESTIGATION TEAM
15:00 THE INVESTIGATION TEAM HAVE ANNOUNCED AN INVESTIGATION OF THE FAULT FINDING TEAM
16:00 THE FAULT FINDING TEAM HAVE FOUND FAULT IN THE RETRIBUTION INVESTIGATION BY THE INVESTIGATORS
[....END MESSAGE....]
Personal Standings Services - Free 3rd Party & Collateral Holding Service - 7+ Day Old Corps for Highsec POS Sales
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Reginold Pole
EVE University
Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:13:26 -
[2573] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
. . .
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING . . .
It seems that they may have outsourced to one or more mothers-in-law. |
Bester Lamont
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:13:39 -
[2574] - Quote
TQ is online according to Eve Offline. |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:13:45 -
[2575] - Quote
FINALLYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ninhursaag Eridani
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:13:47 -
[2576] - Quote
Shiloh Templeton wrote:What is the all time longest thread? I think we have a chance of beating it.
I think this already can be considered as the fastest thread ever- 85 pages, 20 seconds between livingroom and kitchen and back... 116 pages! |
Kaivar Lancer
Hier Trading Company
648
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:13:52 -
[2577] - Quote
Guys, the Eve wormhole just re-opened. Everyone's heading back to Earth. |
Suotana
Chapter Six
Chapters.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:14:20 -
[2578] - Quote
Now I can FINALLY go and afk mine for hours |
Parn Pokesmot
Z5-x02E07F Kultures
Warped Intentions
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:14:20 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
Dare we hope? |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:14:29 -
[2580] - Quote
REJOICE SUPERNERDS!! |
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