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fanaka
Sloppy-Seconds
0
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Posted - 2011.12.16 22:38:00 -
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Sent my brother along to maybe learn something, sorry fellas but all he learnt was how overbearing and uppity some people can be over a computer game. I'll teach him myself... |
L'Artisan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
0
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Posted - 2011.12.17 01:31:00 -
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As a recent graduate of the OUCH training programme I really can't emphasise enough what a great introduction to nullsec life it offers.
In a mere two months, I have learnt more about how to survive, and win, all sorts of pvp encounters than I did in all my previous time in EVE.
You will get well-delivered, practical training in surviving in null AND the opportunity to put what you are learning into practice and there really is no better way to learn than by doing.
Finally, I have to say that the trainers are a great bunch of people and made the whole experience fun as well as educational.
tl;dr - KIll more, die less, join OUCH
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Twisted Intent
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
8
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Posted - 2011.12.17 02:29:00 -
[153] - Quote
fanaka wrote:Sent my brother along to maybe learn something, sorry fellas but all he learnt was how overbearing and uppity some people can be over a computer game. I'll teach him myself...
If you can't follow simple rules and follow the training program we have then OUCH obviously is not for you.
This guy's "brother" from the start stated I already know half of these courses so Ill start in the middle of the program and skip the first half .
How without attending he would know the course material I have no Idea. But I have been through all the courses my self and teach on a different toon.
I hope you read all the posts and see this is the first negative post i've seen.
We accept anyone. Not many requirments except the willingness to learn and follow the program.
Obviously lacking in this guy's "brother. |
Psi Theta
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
59
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Posted - 2011.12.17 03:05:00 -
[154] - Quote
So one guy joins and thinks he already knows so much that he doesn't need the training. So why did he join?
But enough about him. OUCH rocks. We teach noobs. We teach experienced carebears. Heck, we even teach experienced PvP'ers who just want to learn our way of playing Eve. 'Cause we don't play Eve the way others do. We have a blast hanging out together in null. It's like duck hunting, but with internet spaceships blowing up in big freakin' balls of ass fire!
Join us!
Psi |
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
55
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Posted - 2011.12.17 03:48:00 -
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OUCH tracks student progress through personal threads on our forum called "Student Folders". Here's a couple of quotes from fanaka's brother's folder.MDK-1 wrote:Background Info:
Well I have don't have much experience with PVP in Eve apart from knowing how to avoid being popped by warping to a safe spot.
That's why we're here.MDK-1 wrote:Hi,
I've looked through the modules and realised that I already know the modules 1 - 5. As I've had help from my brother with those basics.
I will be a module 6 onwards student. How delightful. I guess that MDK and his brother have psychic powers, since our course content is not public.
So when MDK-1 was off doing his own thing in low sec, and some of our instructors asked him if he read the rules, his brother stepped in to set us straight.Quote:[22:29:06] Bren Genzan > MDK
[22:29:52] MDK-1 > hello this is mdk's brother i'm sat here watching this, and tbh you need to revise some of your protocol
[22:30:02] Bren Genzan > I dont think you're going to work out
[22:30:14] Bren Genzan > what protocols do we need to revise?
[22:30:26] MDK-1 > stop being ******* ******** for one
[22:30:35] Bren Genzan > I'm working on that
[22:30:47] Bren Genzan > next
[22:30:50] MDK-1 > i'll dock his ship and leave, i'll teach him muself
[22:30:56] Bren Genzan > sounds good to me
[22:30:57] pufy > don't try too hard bren, i like you ******** OUCH is not for everyone. It's for people who actually want to learn. If that's not your Eve, you're welcome to move on and follow your own path.
But if you want to learn how to operate in null sec space, we might be able to help you. It's your choice to join, to stay and to learn.
Life On The Bubble |
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
55
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Posted - 2011.12.17 03:55:00 -
[156] - Quote
Next.
Life On The Bubble |
Pristina
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
0
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Posted - 2011.12.17 14:32:00 -
[157] - Quote
All the way to the top |
2George
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
8
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Posted - 2011.12.17 16:30:00 -
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OUCH is a great learning corporation.
If you don't know everything just yet, or if you're a total noob, OUCH will show you the right path to survive and become a great or better PVPer. You'll still have to walk the path by yourself, meaning you'll have to read, learn, follow orders and rules. But i'm 100% you'll hear something new that will make you a better PVPer. Because the knowledge in this corp isn't fixed, it's getting better and better every day.
On the other hand if you already know it all and think you came to the end of eve, then ouch maybe isn't for you, since there isn't anything else to teach you.
Although you're always welcome to play with us in the bubble. |
Omegaplex
Appetite 4 Destruction
73
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Posted - 2011.12.18 11:21:00 -
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 The Place To Be To Learn How To Survive 0.0
Curse Is Not An Easy Place To Live , And To Teach People To Survive In The Curse Area Is A Testiment To The Ideals Of OUCH
If You Can Cut The Mustard Here , You'll Find Any Other Region Of EVE A Breeze
Leave The Damsel In Distress ( she's a tart anyways ) And Forget Those Roids
OUCH .. The Learning Corp That Puts The Smile Back On Your Face
Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D |
Black Claw
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
102
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Posted - 2011.12.19 02:54:00 -
[160] - Quote
Maybe I should add some requirements to the ad:
* all prospective members need to make sure they take their head out of their ass before joining
* before joining OUCH, make sure you empty your cup |
Pristina
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
3
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Posted - 2011.12.20 12:45:00 -
[161] - Quote
Back to the top.
The things i'll do to avoid cleaning my car. |
NatashaK
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
33
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Posted - 2011.12.20 20:41:00 -
[162] - Quote
Looking for a null-sec survival and PvP corp? You've come to the right thread. Come join us or visit the OUCH-UNI channel with questions.
We recently had our regular frig tournament. Students had the pleasure of shooting the instructors, but they can tell you that we shot back. /grin |
YesI'mWatching
Cool4Cats
3
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Posted - 2011.12.20 21:48:00 -
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You can do worse than learn to pew with these guys , always seems to be active in CL/8G |
DenForX
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
6
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Posted - 2011.12.21 17:45:00 -
[164] - Quote
Do itttttttt! You know you want to learn to pew pew. |
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
65
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Posted - 2011.12.22 10:42:00 -
[165] - Quote
Honestly, we try to leave the pews in church, but we understand what you mean. 
Life On The Bubble |
Silencer 08
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
13
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Posted - 2011.12.22 17:47:00 -
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The Holidays are upon us, and with it, some free time to hone your skills.
OUCH's program will have you racking up the kills, and surviving the dangers of Null, in no time.
Come join us in class and on the bubble, and make your New Year's resolution to "Kill More, and Die Less!" 
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!! 
For more info, join the OUCH-UNI channel in-game. |
Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's
Art of War Alliance
106
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Posted - 2011.12.23 06:16:00 -
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Join OUCH and learn how place the bubble at optimal position so you can grab santa as he passes your systemGǪGǪand gank that fat bastid 
PS: im getting the eve shakes so i might install eve on my fathers macGǪGǪneed to get back on the top 10 killers coz you fellas aint waiting on me getting back from holliday |
Black Claw
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
106
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Posted - 2011.12.24 11:33:00 -
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Merry Xmas everyone. I hope Santa brings you lots of juicy kills!
Or, if you're not that way inclined, I hope Santa lights your way home so you can avoid the predators out there.
Oh! Santa just whispered in my ear and said that anyone who joins OUCH can actually learn how to find their way home WITHOUT him lighting the way! That's pretty cool...
Oh wait, I knew that....
But you should still join OUCH today, 'cause you just KNOW you need to know how to find your way through the darkness out there. We teach you that. And we have Santa's blessing, so you know you're in good hands with us.
And if you can't join OUCH today 'cause you're busy with Xmas, that's ok too! Tomorrow is fine....
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun, it is to fly, in a covert ops today! |
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
67
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Posted - 2011.12.25 05:31:00 -
[169] - Quote
Seasons Greetings from the Art of War Alliance and the Open University of Celestial Hardship.
Life On The Bubble |
Omegaplex
Appetite 4 Destruction
82
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Posted - 2011.12.26 12:38:00 -
[170] - Quote
Festive Bump
Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D |
Kiphi
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2011.12.26 15:03:00 -
[171] - Quote
I don't see where to apply. But I am interested. A bump from a fellow player.
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Silencer 08
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
16
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Posted - 2011.12.26 17:28:00 -
[172] - Quote
Kiphi wrote:I don't see where to apply. But I am interested. A bump from a fellow player.
Welcome to OUCH Kiphi.
To others who might not know how to join:
- Go to the "People and Places" tab, and select "Corporation"
- Type "Open University of Celestial Harship", or "Open Uni" for short
- Right click on the result, select "Show Info"
- Click on the "Apply to Join" button.
Couldn't be simpler
And remember, For more info, join the OUCH-UNI channel in-game. |
NatashaK
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
36
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Posted - 2011.12.27 06:00:00 -
[173] - Quote
Didn't get the gift you wanted for Christmas? Well, you can always treat yourself to some 0.0 survival and PvP training. Or, make joining OUCH your New Year's resolution. We have members from a variety of countries and timezones. You may even pick up a cultural lesson or two.
Come check out the OUCH-UNI channel if you have questions or just send in your corp application. |
Psi Theta
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
65
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Posted - 2011.12.27 17:28:00 -
[174] - Quote
I was hoping Santa would be my 1000th OUCH kill. Sadly, he didn't wander into our bubble and those pesky holiday visitors have seriously detracted from my play time.
But now it's smooth sailing through New Years.
Please join OUCH and help me get my 1000th before the end of the year.
Or, if you don't want to join us, then please come to Curse and maybe you can BE my 1000th! |
Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's
Art of War Alliance
109
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Posted - 2011.12.28 11:24:00 -
[175] - Quote
Join OUCH and gain the knowledge to traverse 0.0 and use its mecanics to your advantage |
CampoV
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
73
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Posted - 2011.12.29 10:38:00 -
[176] - Quote
Suggested New Years resolutions:
1. Join OUCH
2. Taste the nullsec lifestyle
3. Play more EVE
CampoV
[AWA-OUCH] Training Director |
Zurakaru Kino
Zurakaru LTD
1
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Posted - 2011.12.30 03:32:00 -
[177] - Quote
Really hip cats. Have a former corpie flying with them now and have flown missions with them a few times. If you want to go to null, learn first. |
Eva Maris
21
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Posted - 2011.12.31 18:25:00 -
[178] - Quote
Happy new year to all present and future 0UCH members
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Jak Reacher
New Age Solutions
The Laughing Men
0
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Posted - 2011.12.31 20:43:00 -
[179] - Quote
Ok, yall inticed me. i took a year leave of absence for real world crazyness (military) and when i came back my corp was pretty much AFK all the time. i have never ventured into 0.0 mostly ran missions. but i would like to give it a go. what should i bring with me and can i get a link of where to head to mailed to me? im excited. |
Rayne Be'Ka
DeLey Enterprises
0
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Posted - 2011.12.31 23:56:00 -
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This looks interesting. I was carebearing it up for half a year now and started this new character with the intent of moving straight into 0.0. Been living in Utopia/Curse for a while now, but didn't really do much more than ratting so far. I could certainly use an introduction into life in 0.0, as i really want to get into PvP. I do bring the skills to fly Amarr Frigates with T2 lasers and i'd prefer to fly those if possible.
If i like it, i might even move my indy char who has been my main for now into zero, depending on the opportunities i see there.
I think i'll hang around a while in your channel, maybe ask a stupid question or two there.
Some i already got:
I) How much time would i have to plan for this? Starting at 18:00 or 19:00 Eve time is fine by me, but how long does a lesson go?
II) How much time normally passes until a member "graduates"? A month? Two? Half a year? |
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