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2George
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
129
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Posted - 2012.07.04 11:22:00 -
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In eve you can't really win, there's so much to learn, so much to conquer, and so many pilots to fight, that it's simply impossible.
But if your eve life includes flying ships, joining OUCH and graduating with us, will make you a safer pilot, improve your playtime experience and maybe even change the way you played eve so far.
And when you put the skills we'll teach you to practice, you just might start thinking if the first scentence in this post is really correct 
Join ouch and learn something you've never heard before. |
Elan Traven
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
0
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Posted - 2012.07.06 05:26:00 -
[452] - Quote
Come discover more of the inner workings of a complicated game, join OUCH! |
Jak Reacher
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
47
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Posted - 2012.07.08 20:58:00 -
[453] - Quote
Run through curse and have a sad/mad day?
you mad bro?
dont be mad. be glad, join ouch and we will help you not be mad....
....bro |
Amanda Orion
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
10
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Posted - 2012.07.09 08:08:00 -
[454] - Quote
This morning I was chased across 2 systems, and escaped from a dead end system with a bubble on the gate... and lived... admittedly with no shields :)
How did i do it?
Join 0UCH and find out... |
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
282
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Posted - 2012.07.09 11:04:00 -
[455] - Quote
When OUCH went onto the top 10k sometime last year, that was pretty cool. Since then, our Battleclinic rank has been steadily rising, with joining the top 1000 corps coming up as our next milestone.
Alliance ranks go much much more slowly, but AWA just dropped into the top 200 alliances on Battleclinic. We're number 197 overall and number 88 for recent activity, which I think is over the last 90 days. Battleclinic kills AND losses are part of the ranking system.
Not bad for a bunch of guys bubble camping with newbies, who I might add, have to learn how to travel through Curse, one of the toughest regions in New Eden.
Great job everyone!
Life On The Bubble |
Nick Volbeat
The Flaming Sideburn's
Waterboard
97
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Posted - 2012.07.12 17:36:00 -
[456] - Quote
OUCH will show you the fun of flying in 0.0 and pvp and they also have a forum where you can learn all sorts of stuff like:
Basic Flying Rules for all pilots:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognised by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.
all in all a good crew to fly with and take lessons from |
NatashaK
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
91
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Posted - 2012.07.14 01:07:00 -
[457] - Quote
OUCH has lead this mission-running, asteroid-loving, carebear poster child to her 500th kill, all of which began during my time as a student through now as an instructor.
Ready for a change? Come check us out. |
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
286
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Posted - 2012.07.14 19:40:00 -
[458] - Quote
Grats Nat! You make Big Daddy proud! 
Life On The Bubble |
Amanda Orion
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
13
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Posted - 2012.07.15 10:40:00 -
[459] - Quote
Scared of null sec?
Once you graduate from 0UCH you will probably want to move in... |
Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's
Waterboard
211
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Posted - 2012.07.15 21:19:00 -
[460] - Quote
They train you in many aspects and eventually you can join in on their pvp ops and learn the need for TS dicipline, some of the ol'boys in OUCH have millitary background and it shows....
FC: "Student 1, proceed to stand 69"
Student 1: "Yes, Sir, Nose in or Nose out?"
good lessons to be made |
BullMastiff
Appetite 4 Destruction
93
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Posted - 2012.07.17 14:24:00 -
[461] - Quote
b) educate your scrubs on how to deal with NPC 0.0 daily life shenanigans like undock blapping faggotry, scanning, cloaky camps/BO dropping etc.
Damn, do an alliance-wide effort to get everyone through the epic arc safely if you have to. Members will learn the neighbourhood, the AWA permacamp of 8-g, the ****** shithole that is K-Q and stuff like that. Also ~350mil for like 2 hours worth of running around in a frig is your first Abaddon + fit right there.
this was posted by n0th on the kugutsman site. its a 401k thread. I guess k-q is a shithole because we wont engage their 20 man munnin and 8 scimitar fleet with a 1/3 less people. but we still kill them repeatedly. Oh well i guess 0.0 is a little different than the 30 man jita station camp. LIFE IS SO UNFAIR.
anyway, ferk em.
Join ouch, learn not to be a whining beetch.
On a different note, K-qwhe is a shitehole, we reconize that. but it is our shitehole and if you dont like it, dont come around sniffing it. As for the ****** part, well we dont like nor do we recruit fags. Hate crime *** beating? well we approve that. dont know what the problem is really.
Join the boys at ouch so i dont have to read your whining about the prison **** you recieved. |
Dayton Rabat
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
0
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Posted - 2012.07.19 03:49:00 -
[462] - Quote
Finished my first class with NatashaK. Lots of good info. If you're looking to get started on the right foot. Join these guys! |
Nasha Fera
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
0
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Posted - 2012.07.19 11:07:00 -
[463] - Quote
I just completed the first few modules with NatashaK as the instructor. It was super boring listening to him for 3 hours talking about overview and escape settings but it was worth it...
I have been playing eve since last year but i never knew you could tell at a glance which pilots were jamming/neuting/scramming you just by setting up your overview properly.
That was just one example. There are many other things i learnt at that class. There are a ton of restrictions on what you can and cannot do while in Corp (for e.g you cant go to low/null sec w/o completing certain modules and you can only fly t1 frigates even if you can go into low/null sec) but if you endure, then you feel like you have earned the right to go out and explore low/null sec (as opposed to going in clueless and getting ***** slapped into your next clone by a pirate or ganker).
tl;dr : Join OUCH, these people know what they are doing because they have been doing it for a long, long time. |
BullMastiff
Appetite 4 Destruction
96
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Posted - 2012.07.19 14:31:00 -
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Well we just had a new guy to curse, one of our blues , learn a valuable lesson last night, that no amount of me telling, jumping up and down, begging or pleading, with tears in my eyes, can ever teach.
We were coming back to k-q from trying to pop a 401k sleip that had casually warped through k-q. While coming back one of 6pack buds decides t move ahead in a hurry to k-q and comes across coms, there's a pull bubble on the cl gate in 8g. bullmastiff > you didnt just warp straight to the gate in there did you? pilot> umm yea. Bullmastiff> well we are two jumps behind you. Do me a favor will you? Pilot> whats that? im fighting. Bullmastiff> Say hello to the spider for me little fly. pilot aww **** im down, they jammed me out. Bullmastiff> what did you lose? Pilot > one of the stabber fleets i just bought from you. Bullmastiff> None to worry mate, i got 20 more for you to buy in k-q. Fleet warp to bull , align cl.
This is what you can learn among many other things at ouch. As many hate mail/stories of faggotry that you will get from people about Bren and his groups tactics. They are sound. Most people forget that when they look at the cheap azz ships they have the recruits in. But they are led by guys who are ace falcon pilots. they have t3 links up , cloaky recons , mainly falcons and an occasional sniper mach, they 14k alpha in your face. Your eyelids are gonna stick together.
Now some may think this is gay, and from any other corp it would be extremely gay. But understand, this is a training corp. Bren and his instructors are taking care of their flock while letting them learn to kill. It is very well done.
Yea though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death (Curse) I will fear no evil (A4D), for you are with me (Bren and his staff) Thy rod and thy staff comfort me (Mucho grande ecm , links, and support).
Whether your religous or not, when Bull tells you to be wary in 8G and to use bookmarks and change them every couple times after using them. You better take it as THE GOSPEL.
Can i get an AMEN!!!!
Bull A4D foreva b itches
If you cant run with the big dogs, get off the porch.
Bulls death ray http://i.imgur.com/1gVVA.jpg |
BullMastiff
Appetite 4 Destruction
96
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Posted - 2012.07.19 14:37:00 -
[465] - Quote
Im not saying you cant kill AWA, you just have to know their weaknesses. Now this may be bad form for me to tell you how to do it on their recruitment post , but hey, im an *******. so here it is.
Have a cloaky recon move into 8g and get close to their camp. Then post this into local. http://media.fukung.net/images/23638/729074e7f9c1720995cefa1b6efd8c91.gif
Wait 20 secs and they will be fully hypnotized , THEN BUM RUSH THEM and kill them all without a fight.
Guaranteed
Bull's advanced tactical training. please burn after reading |
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
290
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Posted - 2012.07.19 22:23:00 -
[466] - Quote
Quote:Whether your religous or not, when Bull tells you to be wary in 8G and to use bookmarks and change them every couple times after using them. You better take it as THE GOSPEL. Don't listen to him. We're friendly to all that visit us. And we never ever "dishonor" ourselves by flying ECM ships. That would be unsportsmanlike.
Oops... How did that happen?
My bad.
Life On The Bubble |
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
290
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Posted - 2012.07.19 22:24:00 -
[467] - Quote
Bren Genzan wrote:Quote:Whether your religous or not, when Bull tells you to be wary in 8G and to use bookmarks and change them every couple times after using them. You better take it as THE GOSPEL. Don't listen to him. We're friendly to all that visit us. And we would never ever even think of dishonoring ourselves by flying ECM ships. That would be unsportsmanlike. Oops... How did that happen?My bad.
Life On The Bubble |
Sygma
Appetite 4 Destruction
123
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Posted - 2012.07.20 19:36:00 -
[468] - Quote
StevieTopSiders wrote:Moar like Open University of Run from Stevie's Sleipnir. :smug:
But actually, these guys aren't terrible.
Heck I think everyone should use a Titan to hot drop a inexperienced player training corp! Spending 50 billion to kill a Rifter is worth the investment. And no they aren't terrible, they are the best 8G gate camping corp in EVE bar none! Heck they have killed me a few times...the only time I get upset by it is when I have to make a new warp spot (then I blow up their bubbles for hours)
Bren's guys know what they are doing. |
NatashaK
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
98
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Posted - 2012.07.24 04:47:00 -
[469] - Quote
Nasha Fera wrote:I just completed the first few modules with NatashaK as the instructor. It was super boring listening to him for 3 hours talking about overview and escape settings but it was worth it...
My reputation precedes me.
But seriously, maybe you've heard that little voice in your head whispering, "You should try something new, like new sec." I remember when I was a student and I navigated my way around my first gate camp in Curse using what I learned in class. That was a rush. A year later, I'm flying alongside my instructors. Waiting to tell your own tales of surviving and PvPing in 0.0? Let OUCH help you with that. |
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
294
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Posted - 2012.07.26 10:49:00 -
[470] - Quote
We'll teach you how to jump into the gate camp and live to tell about it.
Life On The Bubble |
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
294
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Posted - 2012.07.28 14:21:00 -
[471] - Quote
Here's a tip: Take the time to skill up 3 levels in Infomorph Psychology, which allows you to use Jump Clones. Then join Estel Arador and get a couple of high sec jump clones.
Then join OUCH.
Later on, when you're ready to get you're feet wet in null, but realize that it's dumb to risk a head full of high cost implants, you can jump into a clean clone and have at it.
Life On The Bubble |
Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's
Waterboard
214
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Posted - 2012.07.29 10:11:00 -
[472] - Quote
Bull mentioned that there is very few ways to trick OUCH and that is trueGǪGǪ.tho there is a way to sneak past em,
They train players of age infant to ancient and the trick is to stay realy realy quiet on the gate into them and when you hear "squeak" of a walker then you jump.
PS: im on vecation so arch dont have to use his locator agents to find me in 3 weeks
PPS: tell him i hold his oil can as ransom |
Liongod 1988
Supplied Weapons and Gear
SWGR Military Solutions
0
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Posted - 2012.07.29 11:05:00 -
[473] - Quote
Ello Ive been away just Qing skills for a longtime now and been very lazy lol kinda want to move to null sec learn about it and join the fun so show me what you can teach me plz if u want m always willing to learn more |
Liongod 1988
Supplied Weapons and Gear
SWGR Military Solutions
0
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Posted - 2012.07.29 11:13:00 -
[474] - Quote
How do i join OUCH sounds like fun |
2George
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
134
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Posted - 2012.07.30 00:06:00 -
[475] - Quote
Liongod 1988 wrote:How do i join OUCH sounds like fun
Just drop into our OUCH-UNI channel and we'll answer all the questions.
Or just simply send an application to our corp and we'll accept you.
As mentioned in earlier posts, we have more or less zero requirements, as long as you follow our rules while you're with us. |
NatashaK
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
100
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Posted - 2012.08.01 03:57:00 -
[476] - Quote
Ever looked at the EVE launcher and clicked on the button for Player Organizations: Helpful Corps in Game? Guess who is on that list...
Come to OUCH to train in 0.0 survival and PvP. What you learn will serve you well through the rest of your time in EVE. |
Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's
Waterboard
217
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Posted - 2012.08.05 15:18:00 -
[477] - Quote
a bump to the OUCH boyz from the NW of eve space
PS: found a nanite control skillbook so gimme a holler if ya need the nanite and neurotoxin skills |
Bfoster
Insanely Twisted
D3vil's Childr3n
5
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Posted - 2012.08.08 15:21:00 -
[478] - Quote
OUCH does a great job of getting new players into null sec and more importantly PVP!! |
Togg Bott
One Clone Gang
38
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Posted - 2012.08.08 22:55:00 -
[479] - Quote
old(ish) player that has returned to EvE after a long time out due to RL.
I plan to join you guys in a week or so. as i Know i have forgotten more about PvP than i remember.
also posting to give you guys a bump in mid week. |
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
301
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Posted - 2012.08.09 21:29:00 -
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One of the most important things that OUCH teaches is confidence. Yesterday, the guys were on a roam with our neighbors. A few of us wanted to play too, so we jumped in frigs and started chasing the gang, a dozen jumps away, dodging 'dictors and Dramiels on the way to join the fleet.
When you're playing "catchup to the gang" you should have no worries, no stress, and no lost ships. 
Life On The Bubble |
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