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Black Claw Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 3	Posted - 2011.09.08 02:44:00 - [1] - Quote You're here because you want to venture into 0.0 space (nullsec) to join in on the excitement you hear about, but you don't have any training. You know you'll die. Most of the other nullsec corps and alliances will offer you training only if you join their 'cause', whether that's PVP or industry. That can be daunting for someone that doesn't want to be part of some 'cause'... We understand your dilemma. What's the answer? OUCH is the answer. It's the Open University of Celestial Hardship. We have very experienced trainers to teach you how to survive and fight in nullsec. We have no 'cause' other than to teach you nullsec survival and PVP. Our motto: kill more, die less. What does that mean for me? You're going to lose ships (it's why we ensure you're only using cheap, expendable Tech 1 frigates while you're doing your training). You're probably going to get podded quite a few times along the way too. We don't guarantee your survival in nullsec, but we do guarantee to teach you how to minimize your losses along the way. It's brutal out there, but when you're a member of OUCH, you're with a group of friendly, relaxed people who understand your fears. We're there to help you learn how to survive in nullspace. We will teach you everything you need to know. What kind of training will I get? Student training focuses on a number of essential skills in a detailed yet practical maner: Overview settings EVE client settings and interface Bookmarking Using the Directional Scanner Tackling Weaponry Fleet Ops Hunter/Prey Once you graduate from OUCH you can choose to become a permanent member if you want, or you're free to move on. If you stay, you will have the opportunity to move into more advanced hulls and roles and receive advanced PVP training, including, for example, Interceptors, EWAR, Recons, Covert Ops, and support ships. Student Training Schedule Our training sessions are usually held every week on Saturdays and Sundays at 19:00 EVE time in hisec or on SISI. We promote these sessions with our forum, eve mails and in-game calendar. Are there any minimum requirements to join OUCH? No pre-requisites are required to join OUCH. No minimum number of skill points, API checks, interviews, etc. We truly are an "open" training corporation. Our students have ranged from one day old trial accounts to players who were with Eve since Beta. We accept anyone with a pulse. However, to make your OUCH experience meaningful, you must be willing to have or accept the following: A desire to learn how to survive in nullsec and develop your PvP skills. Do your homework and abide by our corporate policies and restrictions. You will not, and should not, be fighting from day one. Like when you learn boxing, it's the gym first and arena second. Graduates in the Operations Dept (PVP) must be involved in at least four fights every month. When a student graduates and decides to stay in OUCH they must join one of our two Departments: Training or Operations (PVP) Be active on Teamspeak (for voice communications) when you're logged on. Sign up to our forum and keep up to date with information and discussions. OUCH is a nullsec survival and PvP training corp. You're expected to be practicing what you've learned, and if you're not practicing, then we hope that's because you've learned it so well you're teaching someone instead. Being on Teamspeak will allow you to chat with other corp and alliance members, and participate in more training and PvP operations.
Syko5150 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 1	Posted - 2011.09.08 15:45:00 - [2] - Quote OUCH does exactly what it claims. Join us and learn null sec survival and have fun doing it. OUCH takes all players. There is no SP requirement. There is no interview. There is no queue to wait in you will get accepted usually within 24 hours. All you have to have is a willingness to learn. The whole process up to graduation just has you flying a t-1 frigate.
Eva Maris 0	Posted - 2011.09.09 21:58:00 - [3] - Quote OUCH is still waiting for pilots who want to venture into null.
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 1	Posted - 2011.09.10 14:21:00 - [4] - Quote a "thud" to the OUCH crew
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.09.10 22:02:00 - [5] - Quote I guess bumps and OUCH goes together. I just finished a class and will take another tomorrow. If you're thinking about it, come and check us out.
Black Claw Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 3	Posted - 2011.09.12 07:16:00 - [6] - Quote OUCH is still recruiting. Please apply if you want to learn how to fight in nullsec, or if you have any questions, ask away!
Black Claw Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 3	Posted - 2011.09.16 01:17:00 - [7] - Quote bump
Syko5150 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 1	Posted - 2011.09.16 21:07:00 - [8] - Quote If you have any questions join our public channel in game. OUCH-UNI
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.09.18 13:53:00 - [9] - Quote Excellent way to take the plunge into nullsec PvP.
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 1	Posted - 2011.09.20 05:13:00 - [10] - Quote Another bump for OUCH. The instructors are great and it's even more fun when you PVP alongside them.
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.09.23 12:04:00 - [11] - Quote Your 90-day (or less) student life in OUCH will be a bit rigorous as we take your introduction to PvP life in nullsec seriously, but when it's over you'll have opened an EVE door you don't want to miss.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.09.23 13:23:00 - [12] - Quote OUCH originally focused on null sec survival. We now focus more on PvP survival... How to engage and WIN. Check our killboard. Recon, assess, engage, kill... Rinse and repeat. Join us.
Mussashi Miyamoto Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 0	Posted - 2011.09.23 14:03:00 - [13] - Quote Great post! I'll admit I have been drawn in... Hey there, Im new to Eve and absolutely loving it so far. Currently I am in highsec space going through my initial and early missions and am trying to grasp the many concepts this game holds... Ive been doing as much research about the game as I can but i'll admit, there is A LOT! Kinda overwhelming. Im lookintg for a Corporation to call my home, Im not the sort to receive training and then just up and leave. I am a loyal a mature adult who is looking for a team to work with. Your post here describes the player I am aspiring to become, and so far my training has been put all towards being a soldier. I definitely would like to be considered to become an applicant in OUCH! Thanks in advance for your time. -Muss
Black Claw Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 3	Posted - 2011.09.23 22:20:00 - [14] - Quote You'd be welcome to stay onboard as a permanent member once you complete your training and graduate. Look forward to seeing you flying amongst us!
GoC Juracan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.09.24 00:30:00 - [15] - Quote The Ouch training schedule took me from zero Null Sec knowledge to being comfortable exploring systems i never thought id see! If you want too experience Null but dont have a clue where to start the OUCH zero SP policy is ideal for new starters while experienced pilots will enjoy the refresh
Yingtong Fiddleipo Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.09.24 11:08:00 - [16] - Quote As a recent addition to the permanent staff at OUCH i'm now based in null sec, not bad considering a few months ago I got the sweats going into low. Great training program. Join up, learn, enjoy fun.
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.09.25 11:01:00 - [17] - Quote Our training consists of live, hands-on instruction with a qualified trainer in a small group setting. Nullsec/PvP skills are built from the ground up. There is no cost and no strings attached, other than your willingness to abide by our policies and regulations while in OUCH. The student life cycle is 90 days, though many graduate in a much shorter time. Once you've graduated you move on (we also have a recruitment thread for graduating students in which corps interested in our grads have a recruitment post) or you can apply to become a permanent member of OUCH. Permanent members are required to help train students, participate in PvP ops, and have access to Advanced Training Courses that focus on advanced hulls and PvP roles. Our basic goal is simple: Help folks increase the fun factor of EVE by removing the roadblocks to PvP life in nullsec.
ZoraTestra Caldari Provisions Caldari State 0	Posted - 2011.09.26 14:36:00 - [18] - Quote Cool way to get an intro to surviving and having a blast in 0.0.
Yingtong Fiddleipo Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 2	Posted - 2011.09.26 17:52:00 - [19] - Quote New players and carebears, don't miss out on one of the fun aspects of EVE, null sec. It's not scary.
Black Claw Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 8	Posted - 2011.09.27 08:22:00 - [20] - Quote I just edited the recruitment information so it's current.
Miss Teri Open University of Celestial Hardship 3	Posted - 2011.09.27 13:23:00 - [21] - Quote Ever traveled into 0.0, landed way off the gate you thought you warped to, lost your ship, then found yourself admiring your new clone back in high-sec? Then maybe OUCH is for you. Come learn how to safely travel and survive in lowsec/0.0. Even if you are not interested in PvP, learning how PvPers think will help you evade them when you meet them in 0.0. Be careful though. Ruining peoples day by blowing up their ships can be addictive.
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 8	Posted - 2011.09.28 09:09:00 - [22] - Quote ^^ Miss Teri is curently in therapy due to being so addicted that she started tackling and ransoming the rats on the gates. Marvelus crew to fly with
Herr Satz Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension 0	Posted - 2011.09.28 13:48:00 - [23] - Quote Would recommend these guys to anyone looking to learn about PVP. Lots of opportunities for kills, a refreshing attitude towards newer players and a great way to experience 0.0. Training provided by experienced players and PVP addicts with a nice forum containing loads of information to get you started. Unlike many other training corps they live in an exciting part of New Eden and regularly fleet up to practice what they teach.
VinnieXL Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.09.30 00:16:00 - [24] - Quote OUCH is a great corp with great people and great training. You will be able to come into nullsec, survive, battle and get killmails when you join OUCH! Nullsec will never look scary to you again.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 1	Posted - 2011.09.30 03:31:00 - [25] - Quote Training curricula is continuing to expand. New courses now offered for advanced piloting techniques. Although I've been living with OUCH in null sec for over a year, the new Interceptor course is showing me just how little I really know. In only the first session, I have learned techniques that would have cost me at least 20 ship losses to learn n my own. Join us.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 1	Posted - 2011.09.30 03:37:00 - [26] - Quote Forgot to mention two of the greatest reasons to join OUCH: 1) Endless opportunities to try your skills 1v1 against Miss Teri. 2) Story-time with Bren... Warm milk, cookies, and blow **** up...mmmm.
Zurakaru Ze Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.09.30 05:13:00 - [27] - Quote Not much of a forum junkie, but I wanted to get my (obviously biased) opinion in. OUCH is a great start for those who want more than carebearing it up in highsec. You join, you learn, you kill, you learn, you die, you learn, and you kill again. -Ze
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 3	Posted - 2011.09.30 10:09:00 - [28] - Quote It's like boot camp for noob null pilots... without all the yelling and getting up at 5 AM.
iBallista Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.09.30 12:28:00 - [29] - Quote Invaluable training. Learn in a fun environment with a great bunch of people. Highly recommend if you are new to 0.0
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 1	Posted - 2011.09.30 13:37:00 - [30] - Quote Bren Genzan wrote: It's like boot camp for noob null pilots... without all the yelling and getting up at 5 AM. Well, mostly without all the yelling and getting up unil 5 a.m. But there is the staying up until 5 a.m. because we're having a blast.
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 14	Posted - 2011.10.01 21:44:00 - [31] - Quote and they do a lot of blasting
ZoraTestra Caldari Provisions Caldari State 1	Posted - 2011.10.02 12:04:00 - [32] - Quote Nullsec PvP is just the thing to rekindle your love affair with EVE and OUCH is the way to learn the ropes.
Nick Volbeat The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 8	Posted - 2011.10.02 13:51:00 - [33] - Quote Learn null sec survival from the ones that wrote the book and have fun while doing it
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 5	Posted - 2011.10.05 05:31:00 - [34] - Quote Want to get into 0.0 and don't know where to start? Come check out OUCH. I haven't regretted moving on from hi-sec and the same L4s.
Kitsune Tsuki Daisy Cutter's Interstellar Hobos 0	Posted - 2011.10.05 05:43:00 - [35] - Quote This sounds extremely intriguing. I'm pretty focused on pursuing a CovOps career at this point (with the long-term goal of working in BlackOps), but there seems to be no limit to things I don't know about EvE. I'm comfy traveling about in low-sec, haven't ventured into 0-sec yet. Where do you expect aspiring members to move to, btw? Un fol enseigne bien un sage. GÇöRabelais
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 4	Posted - 2011.10.05 08:50:00 - [36] - Quote New members begin in a hisec system in the Derelik region until they've trained for the transition to nullsec. At that point they move into Curse.
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 34	Posted - 2011.10.05 15:40:00 - [37] - Quote Solid US Tz precence in alliance
Kitsune Tsuki Daisy Cutter's Interstellar Hobos 1	Posted - 2011.10.05 16:11:00 - [38] - Quote CampoV wrote: New members begin in a hisec system in the Derelik region until they've trained for the transition to nullsec. At that point they move into Curse. Very good... I presume I can leave my fleet parked in my current base? And whom do I contact for enrollment/recruitment? Un fol enseigne bien un sage. GÇöRabelais
ZoraTestra Caldari Provisions Caldari State 2	Posted - 2011.10.05 17:48:00 - [39] - Quote Kitsune Tsuki wrote: CampoV wrote: New members begin in a hisec system in the Derelik region until they've trained for the transition to nullsec. At that point they move into Curse. Very good... I presume I can leave my fleet parked in my current base? And whom do I contact for enrollment/recruitment? You don't need to contact anyone, simply apply. Do an ingame search for Open University of Celestial Hardship (Corporation search), open the info window and click the Apply To Join button at the bottom while in any station. You can also join the chat channel OUCH-UNI and you'll see an info link in the MOTD. During your student life you won't need anything except T1 frigates, modules and ammo. Which frigates and how they should be fit will be provided once you join. Remember, if you have have roles with your current corp there's a 24-hour waiting period before your app can be accepted from the time you drop current roles.
Kitsune Tsuki Ministry of War Amarr Empire 1	Posted - 2011.10.05 20:23:00 - [40] - Quote I'll be in touch when the CD is up, at the latest. Un fol enseigne bien un sage. GÇöRabelais
Black Claw Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 14	Posted - 2011.10.06 02:20:00 - [41] - Quote There are some people out there that think that because Eve Online is a game, it shouldn't be taken seriously. However, your choices in Eve have consequences, and those consequences have an impact on your assets. Assets that you worked damn hard to build up. Assets worth millions, or hundreds of millions - even billions! You value these assets, and you would rather not lose them if you can help it. Your assets are a result of your significant investment of time and resources in this game, and you take that very seriously indeed. It's all well and good for people to treat Eve as a game, as a joke, but they're usually the ones out there with few assets of their own, while trying to take your hard-earned assets away from you. Usually with extreme force. They have more experience at this than you have at avoiding or preventing them. That, of course is where OUCH comes in. We understand how serious you are about your own personal investments of time and resources, and so we take our training very, very seriously. Your time with OUCH is a continued investment into your survival, and the survival of your assets. We teach you: how to survive travelling in nullsec what dangers to look out for and avoid and how to fight It's that 'how to fight' bit that's pretty important too. Not only do you want to protect your assets by being aware of the dangers out there when you're moving them around, but there will always come a time when you might have to fight to protect them. OUCH will teach you how to setup combat ships, how to use them appropriately, how to work in fleets with corp-mates, and how to kick ass! We take ass-kicking very seriously. So if you're looking for an organisation who takes YOUR investments seriously, then consider joining OUCH today.
Dunbar Hulan The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 5	Posted - 2011.10.07 15:23:00 - [42] - Quote A big shout out to OUCH. Great corp, great guys and an absolute blast to hang with There it is.
Miss Teri Open University of Celestial Hardship 4	Posted - 2011.10.07 15:41:00 - [43] - Quote In the old days we were all noobs and didn't really have any training program except "go into 0.0 and try to do stuff": And this is what happens when you just go out there without a clue. We're still mostly noobs, so how come our killboard now looks like this? Because we now have a training program. Join OUCH, and learn how to survive.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 6	Posted - 2011.10.07 21:25:00 - [44] - Quote When I first joined OUCH about a year ago, our motto was: "You're going to die. A lot. But along the way you'll learn how to die less." Back then we basically just gave our fellow noobs some great forums full of useful information, and then told them to get out there and learn by dying in cheap ships. We've come a long way since then. We now have formal training programs with top-notch trainers. We focus on small fleet PvP. We teach tactics on how to WIN engagements, rather than simply how to get away. We are now even offering advanced piloting courses for graduates who choose to stay in OUCH. To reflect how far we have evolved, we've adopted a new motto: "Kill more, die less." The new motto fits. Check our killboard. Talk with our respected adversaries in Curse. Join us. Fly boldly, Psi
Bruta Khan Foco Theory Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.10.08 09:13:00 - [45] - Quote OUCH takes nullsec skills seriously, not to suck the fun out of EVE but to show you the excitment EVE has to offer once you're squared away. Since you are expected to attend training sessions, are restricted to what ships and fits you can fly, and where you can fly and when, it might not be for the casual arcade gamer. But, if you want to explore how adenalin addictive this game can be, it may very well be for you.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 9	Posted - 2011.10.09 02:38:00 - [46] - Quote We're also looking for corporate partners who want to send their recruits through our program as a null sec prep course. Make OUCH your rookie corp. Life On The Bubble
Merlin Aesir Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.10.10 03:00:00 - [47] - Quote OUCH provides null sec survival and small gang PvP training in one place for all, regardless. No fees, No API requirements and no long queues for acceptance into the corp. All applications are usually processed within 24 hours by our dedicated senior team if not instantly. So join OUCH now and start to kill more and die less.
Nick Volbeat The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 28	Posted - 2011.10.10 15:01:00 - [48] - Quote Wanna learn the ways of manuvering and fighting in 0.0 then join OUCH and get a solid education
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 4	Posted - 2011.10.10 15:17:00 - [49] - Quote A Good Bunch Of MOFO'S Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Dybbuch Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.10.10 19:06:00 - [50] - Quote Never believed, after 5 years in EVE that I knew so little and how quickly I could learn ...... Do it - you won't regret it
iBallista Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 6	Posted - 2011.10.10 19:18:00 - [51] - Quote Go on, do it! You'll get more from your game in the long run...
iBallista Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 8	Posted - 2011.10.10 22:12:00 - [52] - Quote You can ask any questions you may have in our public channel - OUCH-UNI
pufy Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.10.10 23:47:00 - [53] - Quote Bounty payment From: CONCORD Sent: 2011.10.10 23:35 For your termination of Thums we have paid you the bounty that was set to his head: 75,000,000.00 ISK ^^^ this is why i joined ouch. I used to be a carebear....for years...had rainbows shooting out of me and everything...i became very bored and almost quit eve. I decided to try PvP and found OUCH...I never looked back. I found a whole new game...found out what eve was really about... If your looking for a better eve experience and want to learn some PvP skills you can't go wrong with OUCH
iBallista Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 11	Posted - 2011.10.11 07:08:00 - [54] - Quote Surely, you must be convinced by now? Steps back and waits for the "don't call me Shirley" comments!
iBallista Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 16	Posted - 2011.10.11 18:57:00 - [55] - Quote Taking this thread to the top, because it deserves it.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 15	Posted - 2011.10.11 19:06:00 - [56] - Quote pufy wrote: I used to be a carebear....for years...had rainbows shooting out of me and everything... Everyone loves rainbows... Life On The Bubble
Nick Volbeat The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 31	Posted - 2011.10.12 00:19:00 - [57] - Quote ^^ By our boosters and you will see more than rainbows so join OUCH and learn how to live in 0.0 and make others suffer
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 8	Posted - 2011.10.12 13:04:00 - [58] - Quote Nice to have good neighbours Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 18	Posted - 2011.10.12 23:58:00 - [59] - Quote Omegaplex wrote: Nice to have good neighbours But I will try to kill you all Fixed. Life On The Bubble
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 12	Posted - 2011.10.13 15:47:00 - [60] - Quote lol , see that's why I like you guys Too any1 else reading this post , you would be mad not to give these gents a try , it will change the way you play eve forever , and that can only be good thing Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Merlin Aesir Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 4	Posted - 2011.10.16 03:43:00 - [61] - Quote OUCH is still recruiting. Join the in game channel OUCH-UNI if you have any questions.
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 58	Posted - 2011.10.18 11:16:00 - [62] - Quote ^^ merlin will in that channel also give you replys on other topics like: 1. Brittish cooking (and what went wrong) 2. Why they till havent been sanctioned by the rest of the world for releasing spice girls on us 3. Why you never ever wear a "football sucks" T-shirt on anfield stadium
Atwa Awta Super Batungwaa Ninja Warriors 0	Posted - 2011.10.19 16:18:00 - [63] - Quote If you consider sitting on a drag bubble on the same gate in the same system, day in day out, for the foreseeable future to be a great way to learn how to PvP then these guys are the to join! You get bonus cookies if you: Bring ECM to their already ECM heavy fleets, don't take any risks; Avoid risk at any cost, and; Have no imagination. Yes, I am bitter, but I also honestly think that these guys are a bad option for any noobie looking to learn how to PvP with skill and style.
Black Claw Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 42	Posted - 2011.10.19 20:33:00 - [64] - Quote This is hilarious. 'Dammit, you guys killed me. Why can't you PVP with skill and style instead of teaching efficient combat techniques? I'd have a better chance of winning or even just surviving if you taught your noobs to fight with skill and style. I hate you so much.' We don't claim to 'teach with skill and style'. We claim to teach pilots how to survive in nullsec, and how to fight. We do that with a high level of efficiency. The people that don't like how we teach are usually the ones that end up on the wrong end of our weapons because their survival techniques just aren't up to scratch. But that's apparently because OUCH doesn't teach properly, and has nothing to do with their inability to fly properly. Yeh, right. It's like those people that call you a loser because you don't want to fight their 20-man fleet with your T1 cruiser. Or those same guys that can't pin you down and kill you because your superior skills allowed you to get away from their pitiful attempts to tackle you and kill you. 'Come back in your T1 cruiser and fight our 20 x T2 ships like a real man!' I have no time for those people, and neither does OUCH. If you feel the same way, come join OUCH and join in on upsetting people with your 'lack of skill and stye'.
VinnieXL Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 6	Posted - 2011.10.19 21:41:00 - [65] - Quote Atwa Awta wrote: If you consider sitting on a drag bubble on the same gate in the same system, day in day out, for the foreseeable future to be a great way to learn how to PvP then these guys are the to join! You get bonus cookies if you: Bring ECM to their already ECM heavy fleets, don't take any risks; Avoid risk at any cost, and; Have no imagination. Yes, I am bitter, but I also honestly think that these guys are a bad option for any noobie looking to learn how to PvP with skill and style. You got baited, not on the gate or bubble but on a station. Then you went on a rage for a couple of minutes. You chose to engage, you lost a ship...there's nullsec for you Get over it instead of crapping all over people's recruitmentpages... In nullsec people try to win without dying, thats what OUCH is about....besides agreements people should honour (agreed 1v1 (which we didnt have in spite of your attemps to convo ) or temp blue) there are no rules, good lesson to learn in nullsec...

CCP Spitfire C C P C C P Alliance 266	Posted - 2011.10.20 09:10:00 - [66] - Quote Offtopic posts removed. CCP Spitfire \| Russian Community Coordinator @ccp_spitfire

Black Claw Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 43	Posted - 2011.10.20 10:38:00 - [67] - Quote CCP Spitfire wrote: Offtopic posts removed. Thank you!
Miss Teri Open University of Celestial Hardship 13	Posted - 2011.10.22 14:02:00 - [68] - Quote CCP Spitfire wrote: Offtopic posts removed. Gotta love it when ccp bumps us.. :)
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 28	Posted - 2011.10.24 03:21:00 - [69] - Quote Nullsec's not for everyone, but for the PvPer it's the place to be. The infamous EVE learning curve? Lots of folks doing the wrong thing in the wrong way at the wrong place at the wrong time. OUCH is here to help you invest your time and effort in understanding and practicing the game mechanics that will have you throwing folks off the top of the hill.
Markie Mark 1066. 1	Posted - 2011.10.24 07:53:00 - [70] - Quote Good to see you guys are still flying. Have a free bump from me
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 17	Posted - 2011.10.24 08:36:00 - [71] - Quote You Can't Go Wrong With These Guys Sign Up NOW Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Nick Volbeat The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 37	Posted - 2011.10.24 13:41:00 - [72] - Quote And in the nature of a curse "true" resident we keep our blue list tinzywinzy coz we are lazy and hate to go faar to shoot ppl, our old diplo was fragged by his camp due to blues. Our new diplo are afraid to meddle with the standings list.......he is convinced that every time he tries to set blue someone its a 27% chance that his arms will fall off.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 23	Posted - 2011.10.24 18:51:00 - [73] - Quote In addition to all the training and nullsec operations, we also host a monthly T1 frigate free-for-all. During each FFA we award 140 million isk in prizes plus at least two T2 ships. AND the last man standing takes home the much-coveted OUCH Bloodfest Medal. All students, graduates and permanent members are invited to participate. Only T1 frigates with meta zero fits. This puts students on a level playing field with graduates and staff members, all to roll in the lolz. Great fun! Where else can you get a realistic chance to kill an honest-to-god shark like Miss Teri. Or fly a novelty fit with the sole purpose of putting so many damps on Bren that he can barely target his own... nose... Join us for the lolz. Join us to learn to survive in 0.0. Join us to learn how to WIN in pvp.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 19	Posted - 2011.10.25 23:07:00 - [74] - Quote OUCH is a not-for-profit corporation providing null sec survival and basic PvP training to Eve Newbies and Veteran Carebears alike. Whether you join us for a month, or a year, we're folks just like you, passing along the lessons we learned the hard way. Life On The Bubble
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 18	Posted - 2011.10.27 07:54:00 - [75] - Quote A Fine Group Of Gents , Well Worth Your Time Checking Them Out Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 69	Posted - 2011.10.27 15:47:00 - [76] - Quote we are one of the "westside" of curse and that meens the only part of SOV and "bigger" picture that intrests us.........is to fry your ass
Black Claw Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 47	Posted - 2011.10.28 23:06:00 - [77] - Quote well, not fry YOUR ass, if you're reading this and trying to find out who you should be joining... No, we fry THEIR asses. And as a student, you'll be trained in how to fry their asses too! Just wanted to make that clear.
Nick Volbeat The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 40	Posted - 2011.10.29 16:51:00 - [78] - Quote yeah frying other ppl good......and OUCH can teach you that
Bartholomew Brewster Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.10.30 16:09:00 - [79] - Quote If you're a noob and want to learn to kill ****, you can do a lot worse than OUCH.
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 19	Posted - 2011.11.01 01:34:00 - [80] - Quote I came into OUCH with zero kills and 1.5+ years of carebearing, getting steamrolled by anyone who wanted to shoot at me. This October, I graduated, became a permanent member, and pulled in 111 kills. If you want to turn your EVE career around, come check us out.
Yingtong Fiddleipo Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 14	Posted - 2011.11.01 18:27:00 - [81] - Quote Fancy venturing into Null? We teach the skills you need to stay alive long enough to enjoy yourself.
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 38	Posted - 2011.11.03 15:26:00 - [82] - Quote If you take your gaming time seriously, OUCH might be for you. We make every reasonable effort to boost the fun factor of EVE by helping you learn the ropes of nullsec survival and small gang PvP.
OMEGAplex Skir Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 3	Posted - 2011.11.03 18:12:00 - [83] - Quote I like these guys , not sure why :)
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 34	Posted - 2011.11.04 16:01:00 - [84] - Quote A good move for anyone wanting to learn how to PVP Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 33	Posted - 2011.11.04 23:17:00 - [85] - Quote There's no better place to learn 0.0 survival and small fleet combat. We are noob friendly. In fact, teaching noobs null sec is what we do. You're safe learning with us. Join us.
Bartholomew Brewster Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 5	Posted - 2011.11.05 17:21:00 - [86] - Quote The only bad thing about us is that our members don't bump our recruitment thread as often as our adversaries does.
Eva Maris 7	Posted - 2011.11.05 18:37:00 - [87] - Quote Come and learn how to survive in 0.0. OUCH is open to everyone.
pufy Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 5	Posted - 2011.11.05 20:05:00 - [88] - Quote Bartholomew Brewster wrote: The only bad thing about us is that our members don't bump our recruitment thread as often as our adversaries does. There might be some truth to that :)
Syko5150 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 15	Posted - 2011.11.05 21:25:00 - [89] - Quote Even the rats use Tacs when we camp. http://i.imgur.com/N1tgn.jpg
KimJong Vader Ministry of War Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2011.11.05 22:18:00 - [90] - Quote Just sent you a mail in game Black Claw. Im very interested in joining.
Don Cangrejo Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.11.06 12:09:00 - [91] - Quote Some comments from my last training session..... 'I wish I knew this stuff like 12 months ago' 'I've lived in null sec and wormholes for a while, but i've still learned something, thanks' 'I feel much more confident about leaving high sec now' If your a noob or even an experienced player looking to maybe learn some new tricks, we teach null sec survival techniques and effective small gang warfare. Give it a shot.
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 84	Posted - 2011.11.06 15:50:00 - [92] - Quote The personel that are trained by OUCH and come to apply what they have learnt here in curse is a good bunch, allways fun to see if they have been awake in the classes or dozed off
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 39	Posted - 2011.11.07 16:11:00 - [93] - Quote Join us and find out what you might be missing in nullsec. Free to join, free to leave, no strings attached except for following our regulations while with us. Nullsec and nullsec PvP especially are not easy and not always intuitive. Come take a peek.
iBallista Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 23	Posted - 2011.11.07 21:44:00 - [94] - Quote Improve your game, improve your fun factor, play a better EVE This corp WILL teach you how to do all the above, come on join us.. you know you want to! All Time zones covered.
Fr4g0u71 Fehrnah Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.11.08 01:33:00 - [95] - Quote I'm a new student at ouch I've read lots of wiki's and sites about various aspects of eve and in my first class I learned some things I didn't know check these guys out!
Yingtong Fiddleipo Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 16	Posted - 2011.11.08 17:48:00 - [96] - Quote We hold regular scheduled classes designed to build your nullsec survival skills from the ground up, have an active membership who enjoy getting pilots into the 'unsafe' areas of Eve, whatever your experience level.
Yingtong Fiddleipo Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 18	Posted - 2011.11.09 20:45:00 - [97] - Quote What that handsome previous poster said is true.
Syko5150 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 20	Posted - 2011.11.10 03:29:00 - [98] - Quote CampoV wrote: Join us and find out what you might be missing in nullsec. Free to join, free to leave, no strings attached except for following our regulations while with us. Nullsec and nullsec PvP especially are not easy and not always intuitive. Come take a peek. QFT
Twisted Intent Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.11.10 22:40:00 - [99] - Quote OUCH-UNI is public channel in game if you have any questions.
Crimsonsleep Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 1	Posted - 2011.11.12 00:09:00 - [100] - Quote Having a blast with these guys and learning a lot! Join OUCH-UNI for more info.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 38	Posted - 2011.11.12 05:58:00 - [101] - Quote Small fleet PvP is THE most exciting part of EVE. Really gets the adrenaline pumping. Come learn with us in a noob-friendly environment. We take all applicants and we treat all with respect. We're here to have fun and make ships explode. Join us. Fly bold!
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 46	Posted - 2011.11.12 13:42:00 - [102] - Quote Time to take the plunge into nullsec and experience "the other EVE." We're here to help you take that plunge.
Eva Maris 12	Posted - 2011.11.13 12:47:00 - [103] - Quote You will be surprised how many things you can learn here in OUCH.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 27	Posted - 2011.11.15 04:25:00 - [104] - Quote Join us. If you don't learn something during the very first training session you take, we'll give you your money back. Life On The Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 28	Posted - 2011.11.16 22:39:00 - [105] - Quote Null sec doesn't have to be scary. You just have to know how to fly and not die. Life On The Bubble
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 40	Posted - 2011.11.17 05:07:00 - [106] - Quote Very supportive environment for you to learn to fight and survive in null sec. We don't ridicule you for being a noob or a care bear. We've all been there. And we're now here to teach you to be a killer. Join us. Together we'll make ships go a'sploding.
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 41	Posted - 2011.11.17 09:02:00 - [107] - Quote This Alliance Is Worth Checking Out They Do Exactly Whats Written On The Tin No Hidden Smallprint Sign Up , And Change The Way You Play Eve Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.11.17 14:47:00 - [108] - Quote Great guys, great classes. If you wanna learn how to pvp, live in nullsec, or just improve those, join OUCH. Time with them so far has been very well spent !
Sygma Appetite 4 Destruction 2	Posted - 2011.11.17 15:52:00 - [109] - Quote A great place to learn o.o survival. Great group of guys.
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 47	Posted - 2011.11.18 18:51:00 - [110] - Quote If you have any questions, feel free to talk to us in the OUCH-UNI channel.
Sygma Appetite 4 Destruction 7	Posted - 2011.11.18 21:57:00 - [111] - Quote CampoV wrote: If you have any questions, feel free to talk to us in the OUCH-UNI channel. I do know there are a few other corps that run somewhat similar classes like: Agony and Eve Uni, but I feel that overall Art of War prepares the player for playing smart. They do it right, they minimize losses, not only do they show you how to survive, they prepare you to become a better player. They are truly a top notch training corp. They are such a pain in the a$$ to try and kill that I don't even bother any more. Keep up the good work.
Silencer 08 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.11.19 10:30:00 - [112] - Quote I never would have thought that I was missing out on such a LARGE portion of the EvE gameplay before joining [OUCH] as a student. Starded playing EvE back in 2005, and yet I have only recently learned SOOOO many new things in each and everyone of their classes! Their Null sec training has made me realize that, even after the countless years of playing this game, and the MANY things I had learned before(and thought I was good at), that I was still just a sheep amongst wolves!... and that I could improve and have LOADS of fun doing it. Stop being a sheep... Come and join the Wolves! And learn what it feels like to be part of a real Pack! New applicants are joining everyday! After graduation, those who stay become FANTASTIC wingmen, while those who leave become AMAZING opponents! Everyone matters! Silencer Out. For more info, join the OUCH-UNI channel in-game.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 41	Posted - 2011.11.20 14:26:00 - [113] - Quote Love EVE, but tired of the mind numbing boredom of mining and missioning in hisec? Do you suffer from nullsecophobia? Come join us. We'll provide you a safe, supportive environment to help you overcome your fear of 0.0.
Dunbar Hulan The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 23	Posted - 2011.11.21 22:33:00 - [114] - Quote Great corp to learn from. It's one thing to want to learn null sec pvp, but it's another thing entirely learning how to operate and survive in null sec. Ouch will teach you all this, yes, the pvp, surviving, travelling and daily life part of null. So by coming along to learn from Ouch, you will learn from some great trainers in a structured environment. Just imagine being trained to travel the null sec universe, or learning the proper way to engage and disengage, how to get past bubble camps etc, think of the confidence that would give you. Here's the neat part, they actually care about you- the student. There it is.
Zu'azon Caesar Kings of Kill EVE Animal Control 1	Posted - 2011.11.22 06:56:00 - [115] - Quote Curse is a great place to play at the moment. Plenty of action (especially with the new guys moving in to town) Do yourself a favor and check out a corp like OUCH if you're looking to get into the 'real' EVE.
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 47	Posted - 2011.11.22 13:24:00 - [116] - Quote These Guys Fly Smart They'll teach you how to survive null Well worth checking out , if you fancy taking the plunge into 0.0 life I can vouch for them as I live next door to the " hard to catch & kill " buggers Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 54	Posted - 2011.11.23 13:06:00 - [117] - Quote Nullsec PvP Recruiters: Consider sending your potential recruits to us for some nullsec indoctrination. Great way to expand your recruitment menu.
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 24	Posted - 2011.11.24 19:14:00 - [118] - Quote Happy Thanksgiving, all. On top of that, if you're looking for a chance to learn how to fight and survive in null, come check us out. You can join the OUCH-UNI channel if you have questions.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 43	Posted - 2011.11.25 12:22:00 - [119] - Quote If you have enough skills to fly a Rifter or a Merlin, then you have everything you need to begin your training with OUCH. We don't care how many SPs you have or what previous experience you bring. Our students include 3-day old noobs, as well as 2006 mining and Indy characters. We even get experienced PvPers, who just want to learn our tactics and have some fun. No matter your skills and experience, you will not be turned down. Join us. Let's make some ships go a'sploding!
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 39	Posted - 2011.11.25 18:28:00 - [120] - Quote Psi Theta wrote: If you have enough skills to fly a Rifter or a Merlin, then you have everything you need to begin your training with OUCH. And you can fly an Incursus or Crucifier and have just as much fun. Life On The Bubble
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 98	Posted - 2011.11.25 20:33:00 - [121] - Quote Bren Genzan wrote: Psi Theta wrote: If you have enough skills to fly a Rifter or a Merlin, then you have everything you need to begin your training with OUCH. And you can fly an Incursus or Crucifier and have just as much fun. Join OUCH and find out if bren who is skilled in those ships mentioned .......actually can fly them
Eva Maris 18	Posted - 2011.11.26 13:23:00 - [122] - Quote If you have questions, join our public channel: OUCH-UNI.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 40	Posted - 2011.11.27 23:55:00 - [123] - Quote Every month you get to shoot the instructors in our Monthly Free For All Tourney. Congrat's to Psi Theta for his 3rd win! Life On The Bubble
Silencer 08 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 4	Posted - 2011.11.28 19:45:00 - [124] - Quote OUCH's program is amazingly effective. Very coordinated and so much fun! No waiting list to get in, no requirements other than the will to learn to fight and survive! Come as you are! Silencer For more info, join the OUCH-UNI channel in-game.
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 26	Posted - 2011.11.30 00:11:00 - [125] - Quote A lot of changes came today with Crucible. If you've been thinking about what it would be like to venture out into nullsec and want to change things up, then let OUCH prepare you to survive and to kill in 0.0. And as Bren said, you'll have opportunities to shoot us, but we will shoot back.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 47	Posted - 2011.12.03 14:14:00 - [126] - Quote Some OUCH Graduates stay with us as staff and donate some of their game time to intruct the next generation of pilots. Others donate isk or ships to help fund our operations. Pay It Forward. Help the newbie learn that you can leave high sec and not get eaten by the forest trolls. Life On The Bubble
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 55	Posted - 2011.12.03 18:39:00 - [127] - Quote Not only do we teach not to fear nullsec and how to move through it effectively, we also have a boatload of fun hanging out and making ships go a'sploding. We have a whole thread on the forum capturing our "quotable quotes." Here's a recent example fronm one of our beloved Ops members. Kurotage: I love my wife, but talking to her on the phone is messing up my killboard!
Kym Yo Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 2	Posted - 2011.12.03 20:22:00 - [128] - Quote Join OUCH. Well, I wish it were so simple to convince you that it really is that simple of a decistion. I know there's a lot of flash and confusion out there for new pilots in game; and I know there's long-time carebears that want out of that mess. Whichever end of the spectrum you're on, OUCH is the place for you. They're not going to offer you any pretense, nobody will tell you that it will be easy. You will learn how to exist out there in NULL, you will have to put in effort, there are classes, I'm no quiz kid and i made it through (so far), so if u got drive, u can do it. Like most things worth doing, it's no cakewalk, but it's worth every drip of effort. I just completed my graduation run this morning, and I have to say that I felt alive while going after the objectives, every step was more learning. I can also tell you that the feeling when you finish, is awesome. You realize what you've learned and are in near perfect position to really start learning. Much respect for [OUCH] Operations and Leadership. Kym
Nick Volbeat The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 54	Posted - 2011.12.04 14:09:00 - [129] - Quote in EVE there is allways new stuff to learn and OUCH will help you to grasp the ones that help you staying alive in 0.0,,,,,,,and snuffing out others lives in 0.0
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 63	Posted - 2011.12.05 13:09:00 - [130] - Quote Join us and get ready to start the New Year with a proper bang.
Kalliope Dupre Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.12.07 03:34:00 - [131] - Quote Want to leave the cuddly skies of High-sec for some excitement in Null? Join OUCH and learn how to survive and live in lawless space.
Miss Teri Open University of Celestial Hardship 22	Posted - 2011.12.08 22:59:00 - [132] - Quote Learn not to fear low-/null-sec. This will help you even in a carebear career.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 4	Posted - 2011.12.09 13:12:00 - [133] - Quote Ouch removes the fear of dying. If you're afraid if dying and loosing everything you worked for so hard. Join ouch, they'll teach you how to fly smart and die less or not at all. :)
Silencer 08 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 9	Posted - 2011.12.09 18:09:00 - [134] - Quote Join OUCH! This is, by far, THE BEST entry level program to get you into Null sec and joining in on the fun. From beginner to advanced, everyone learns something new here. We have an amazing group of people participating every day, as well as a fantastic staff who will teach you the ropes, make sure you have the right skills to survive out there, and set you on the right path to greater things. Graduate, and maybe apply to join the Ops team, where you will have the opportunity to perfect your art of war, share with others what you have learned, and have the chance to be part of those who are making a difference in this game. And remember: Null sec is a VERY scary place... but it feels SOOOO good being the one doing the scaring!... ... Try it... you just might like it! Come join us now! For more info, join the OUCH-UNI channel in-game.
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 62	Posted - 2011.12.10 01:36:00 - [135] - Quote Yet again I feel compelled to bump this thread , cos I like what these guys do If your looking to learn how to survive , get kills , , obtain some great 0.0 survival tactics Then look no further , its easy gents , sign up and smile all the way Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 49	Posted - 2011.12.10 13:48:00 - [136] - Quote Remember the time you jumped into null into the middle of a gate camp? You decloaked and tried to warp away, but you died so fast that you didn't even know what killed you? We'll give you the tools to try to avoid that camp. And even if you don't make it the next time, you will have the awareness to know exactly what happened. Life On The Bubble
Nick Volbeat The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 60	Posted - 2011.12.11 20:24:00 - [137] - Quote OUCH will learn you the way of the 0.0 ninja.......sneaky sneaky ways of movement and surprise pvp
Sonny Dang Aquila Venatici Bringers of Death. 0	Posted - 2011.12.11 21:29:00 - [138] - Quote I want to join, my goal since the beginning was to be able to blow up lots of ships. Where is OUCH situated?
Black Claw Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 98	Posted - 2011.12.12 11:53:00 - [139] - Quote Make your way to Berta and set yourself up there for PVE and training. Join OUCH and follow the instructions, and you'll be into nearby nullsec before you know it!
Sygma Appetite 4 Destruction 18	Posted - 2011.12.12 20:19:00 - [140] - Quote No matter how many times, I shoot them, I bomb them, I hot drop them, or I try to torture them. I still think they are excellent at what they do. They have my utmost respect.
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 66	Posted - 2011.12.13 14:23:00 - [141] - Quote Why do we suggest you join OUCH? NOT to bolster our numbers. The student training cycle is 90 days max, you have an additional 30 days after you graduate to decide what you're going to do next, and we fully expect the vast majority of our students to move on to a PvP niche or return to the corp/alliance that referred them to us. NOT for us to make more ISK. We charge nothing for the training we provide. We suggest you join OUCH for two simple reasons: 1. With the proper preparation you'll most likely find that nullsec life can greatly boost the EVE fun factor; 2. Much of EVE is a hand-me-down culture and this is our way of paying back what we've received. We look forward to working with you. CampoV [AWA-OUCH] Training Director
Zacx Lycan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.12.13 20:02:00 - [142] - Quote Just complete my first training session, it was easy to understand, simple and straight to the point. And now it all start to make sense in my EvE life. p/s : Thanks NatashaK
Leeonwung Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.12.13 23:18:00 - [143] - Quote Ive completed the modules 1 through to 5 and have successfully made my way around nullsec without being killed yet . Everyone who is considering moving to nullsec from being a highsec player should go through this training corp. Their experience in nullsec survival is vast and their explanations are second to none.
Chatti Aliastra Gallente Federation 5	Posted - 2011.12.14 12:37:00 - [144] - Quote Looks like I just found my next home. Will contact you guys when I'm not in the office "working"
DenForX Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.12.14 14:32:00 - [145] - Quote Just joined and looking forward to my Carebear rehab. I don't think the withdrawals will be as bad as some say. Come have fun and learn more pew pew so you have less QQ.
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 69	Posted - 2011.12.15 10:14:00 - [146] - Quote Bren Genzan wrote: Every month you get to shoot the instructors in our Monthly Free For All Tourney. Congrat's to Psi Theta for his 3rd win! Can I shoot Them Aswell Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
DenForX Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 1	Posted - 2011.12.15 21:31:00 - [147] - Quote Today's lessons involved how to set up the UI so it's useful and not in the way. You can learn more at the OUCH-UNI channel in game today.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 52	Posted - 2011.12.16 03:52:00 - [148] - Quote Omegaplex wrote: Can I shoot Them Aswell You can try. Life On The Bubble
Lord of Change Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.12.16 15:37:00 - [149] - Quote Interested in null sec. There is no better place to get started than with OUCH
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 30	Posted - 2011.12.16 20:30:00 - [150] - Quote Zacx Lycan wrote: Just complete my first training session, it was easy to understand, simple and straight to the point. And now it all start to make sense in my EvE life. p/s : Thanks NatashaK You're welcome, Zacx. With the holidays coming up, come treat yourself to some null-sec survival and PvP training if it has been on your wishlist for awhile. The best time of my years in EVE has been learning from OUCH and staying to teach others (and popping ships, of course).
fanaka Sloppy-Seconds 0	Posted - 2011.12.16 22:38:00 - [151] - Quote Sent my brother along to maybe learn something, sorry fellas but all he learnt was how overbearing and uppity some people can be over a computer game. I'll teach him myself...
L'Artisan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.12.17 01:31:00 - [152] - Quote As a recent graduate of the OUCH training programme I really can't emphasise enough what a great introduction to nullsec life it offers. In a mere two months, I have learnt more about how to survive, and win, all sorts of pvp encounters than I did in all my previous time in EVE. You will get well-delivered, practical training in surviving in null AND the opportunity to put what you are learning into practice and there really is no better way to learn than by doing. Finally, I have to say that the trainers are a great bunch of people and made the whole experience fun as well as educational. tl;dr - KIll more, die less, join OUCH
Twisted Intent Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 8	Posted - 2011.12.17 02:29:00 - [153] - Quote fanaka wrote: Sent my brother along to maybe learn something, sorry fellas but all he learnt was how overbearing and uppity some people can be over a computer game. I'll teach him myself... If you can't follow simple rules and follow the training program we have then OUCH obviously is not for you. This guy's "brother" from the start stated I already know half of these courses so Ill start in the middle of the program and skip the first half . How without attending he would know the course material I have no Idea. But I have been through all the courses my self and teach on a different toon. I hope you read all the posts and see this is the first negative post i've seen. We accept anyone. Not many requirments except the willingness to learn and follow the program. Obviously lacking in this guy's "brother.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 59	Posted - 2011.12.17 03:05:00 - [154] - Quote So one guy joins and thinks he already knows so much that he doesn't need the training. So why did he join? But enough about him. OUCH rocks. We teach noobs. We teach experienced carebears. Heck, we even teach experienced PvP'ers who just want to learn our way of playing Eve. 'Cause we don't play Eve the way others do. We have a blast hanging out together in null. It's like duck hunting, but with internet spaceships blowing up in big freakin' balls of ass fire! Join us! Psi
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 55	Posted - 2011.12.17 03:48:00 - [155] - Quote OUCH tracks student progress through personal threads on our forum called "Student Folders". Here's a couple of quotes from fanaka's brother's folder. MDK-1 wrote: Background Info: Well I have don't have much experience with PVP in Eve apart from knowing how to avoid being popped by warping to a safe spot. That's why we're here. MDK-1 wrote: Hi, I've looked through the modules and realised that I already know the modules 1 - 5. As I've had help from my brother with those basics. I will be a module 6 onwards student. How delightful. I guess that MDK and his brother have psychic powers, since our course content is not public. So when MDK-1 was off doing his own thing in low sec, and some of our instructors asked him if he read the rules, his brother stepped in to set us straight. Quote: [22:29:06] Bren Genzan > MDK [22:29:52] MDK-1 > hello this is mdk's brother i'm sat here watching this, and tbh you need to revise some of your protocol [22:30:02] Bren Genzan > I dont think you're going to work out [22:30:14] Bren Genzan > what protocols do we need to revise? [22:30:26] MDK-1 > stop being ***** **** for one [22:30:35] Bren Genzan > I'm working on that [22:30:47] Bren Genzan > next [22:30:50] MDK-1 > i'll dock his ship and leave, i'll teach him muself [22:30:56] Bren Genzan > sounds good to me [22:30:57] pufy > don't try too hard bren, i like you ****** OUCH is not for everyone. It's for people who actually want to learn. If that's not your Eve, you're welcome to move on and follow your own path. But if you want to learn how to operate in null sec space, we might be able to help you. It's your choice to join, to stay and to learn. Life On The Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 55	Posted - 2011.12.17 03:55:00 - [156] - Quote Next. Life On The Bubble
Pristina Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.12.17 14:32:00 - [157] - Quote All the way to the top
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 8	Posted - 2011.12.17 16:30:00 - [158] - Quote OUCH is a great learning corporation. If you don't know everything just yet, or if you're a total noob, OUCH will show you the right path to survive and become a great or better PVPer. You'll still have to walk the path by yourself, meaning you'll have to read, learn, follow orders and rules. But i'm 100% you'll hear something new that will make you a better PVPer. Because the knowledge in this corp isn't fixed, it's getting better and better every day. On the other hand if you already know it all and think you came to the end of eve, then ouch maybe isn't for you, since there isn't anything else to teach you. Although you're always welcome to play with us in the bubble.
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 73	Posted - 2011.12.18 11:21:00 - [159] - Quote The Place To Be To Learn How To Survive 0.0 Curse Is Not An Easy Place To Live , And To Teach People To Survive In The Curse Area Is A Testiment To The Ideals Of OUCH If You Can Cut The Mustard Here , You'll Find Any Other Region Of EVE A Breeze Leave The Damsel In Distress ( she's a tart anyways ) And Forget Those Roids OUCH .. The Learning Corp That Puts The Smile Back On Your Face Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Black Claw Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 102	Posted - 2011.12.19 02:54:00 - [160] - Quote Maybe I should add some requirements to the ad: * all prospective members need to make sure they take their head out of their ass before joining * before joining OUCH, make sure you empty your cup
Pristina Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 3	Posted - 2011.12.20 12:45:00 - [161] - Quote Back to the top. The things i'll do to avoid cleaning my car.
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 33	Posted - 2011.12.20 20:41:00 - [162] - Quote Looking for a null-sec survival and PvP corp? You've come to the right thread. Come join us or visit the OUCH-UNI channel with questions. We recently had our regular frig tournament. Students had the pleasure of shooting the instructors, but they can tell you that we shot back. /grin
YesI'mWatching Cool4Cats 3	Posted - 2011.12.20 21:48:00 - [163] - Quote You can do worse than learn to pew with these guys , always seems to be active in CL/8G
DenForX Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 6	Posted - 2011.12.21 17:45:00 - [164] - Quote Do itttttttt! You know you want to learn to pew pew.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 65	Posted - 2011.12.22 10:42:00 - [165] - Quote Honestly, we try to leave the pews in church, but we understand what you mean. Life On The Bubble
Silencer 08 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 13	Posted - 2011.12.22 17:47:00 - [166] - Quote The Holidays are upon us, and with it, some free time to hone your skills. OUCH's program will have you racking up the kills, and surviving the dangers of Null, in no time. Come join us in class and on the bubble, and make your New Year's resolution to "Kill More, and Die Less!" HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!! For more info, join the OUCH-UNI channel in-game.
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 106	Posted - 2011.12.23 06:16:00 - [167] - Quote Join OUCH and learn how place the bubble at optimal position so you can grab santa as he passes your systemGÇªGÇªand gank that fat bastid PS: im getting the eve shakes so i might install eve on my fathers macGÇªGÇªneed to get back on the top 10 killers coz you fellas aint waiting on me getting back from holliday
Black Claw Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 106	Posted - 2011.12.24 11:33:00 - [168] - Quote Merry Xmas everyone. I hope Santa brings you lots of juicy kills! Or, if you're not that way inclined, I hope Santa lights your way home so you can avoid the predators out there. Oh! Santa just whispered in my ear and said that anyone who joins OUCH can actually learn how to find their way home WITHOUT him lighting the way! That's pretty cool... Oh wait, I knew that.... But you should still join OUCH today, 'cause you just KNOW you need to know how to find your way through the darkness out there. We teach you that. And we have Santa's blessing, so you know you're in good hands with us. And if you can't join OUCH today 'cause you're busy with Xmas, that's ok too! Tomorrow is fine.... Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh what fun, it is to fly, in a covert ops today!
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 67	Posted - 2011.12.25 05:31:00 - [169] - Quote Seasons Greetings from the Art of War Alliance and the Open University of Celestial Hardship. Life On The Bubble
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 82	Posted - 2011.12.26 12:38:00 - [170] - Quote Festive Bump Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Kiphi Perkone Caldari State 0	Posted - 2011.12.26 15:03:00 - [171] - Quote I don't see where to apply. But I am interested. A bump from a fellow player.
Silencer 08 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 16	Posted - 2011.12.26 17:28:00 - [172] - Quote Kiphi wrote: I don't see where to apply. But I am interested. A bump from a fellow player. Welcome to OUCH Kiphi. To others who might not know how to join: Go to the "People and Places" tab, and select "Corporation" Type "Open University of Celestial Harship", or "Open Uni" for short Right click on the result, select "Show Info" Click on the "Apply to Join" button. Couldn't be simpler And remember, For more info, join the OUCH-UNI channel in-game.
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 36	Posted - 2011.12.27 06:00:00 - [173] - Quote Didn't get the gift you wanted for Christmas? Well, you can always treat yourself to some 0.0 survival and PvP training. Or, make joining OUCH your New Year's resolution. We have members from a variety of countries and timezones. You may even pick up a cultural lesson or two. Come check out the OUCH-UNI channel if you have questions or just send in your corp application.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 65	Posted - 2011.12.27 17:28:00 - [174] - Quote I was hoping Santa would be my 1000th OUCH kill. Sadly, he didn't wander into our bubble and those pesky holiday visitors have seriously detracted from my play time. But now it's smooth sailing through New Years. Please join OUCH and help me get my 1000th before the end of the year. Or, if you don't want to join us, then please come to Curse and maybe you can BE my 1000th!
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 109	Posted - 2011.12.28 11:24:00 - [175] - Quote Join OUCH and gain the knowledge to traverse 0.0 and use its mecanics to your advantage
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 73	Posted - 2011.12.29 10:38:00 - [176] - Quote Suggested New Years resolutions: 1. Join OUCH 2. Taste the nullsec lifestyle 3. Play more EVE CampoV [AWA-OUCH] Training Director
Zurakaru Kino Zurakaru LTD 1	Posted - 2011.12.30 03:32:00 - [177] - Quote Really hip cats. Have a former corpie flying with them now and have flown missions with them a few times. If you want to go to null, learn first.
Eva Maris 21	Posted - 2011.12.31 18:25:00 - [178] - Quote Happy new year to all present and future 0UCH members
Jak Reacher New Age Solutions The Laughing Men 0	Posted - 2011.12.31 20:43:00 - [179] - Quote Ok, yall inticed me. i took a year leave of absence for real world crazyness (military) and when i came back my corp was pretty much AFK all the time. i have never ventured into 0.0 mostly ran missions. but i would like to give it a go. what should i bring with me and can i get a link of where to head to mailed to me? im excited.
Rayne Be'Ka DeLey Enterprises 0	Posted - 2011.12.31 23:56:00 - [180] - Quote This looks interesting. I was carebearing it up for half a year now and started this new character with the intent of moving straight into 0.0. Been living in Utopia/Curse for a while now, but didn't really do much more than ratting so far. I could certainly use an introduction into life in 0.0, as i really want to get into PvP. I do bring the skills to fly Amarr Frigates with T2 lasers and i'd prefer to fly those if possible. If i like it, i might even move my indy char who has been my main for now into zero, depending on the opportunities i see there. I think i'll hang around a while in your channel, maybe ask a stupid question or two there. Some i already got: I) How much time would i have to plan for this? Starting at 18:00 or 19:00 Eve time is fine by me, but how long does a lesson go? II) How much time normally passes until a member "graduates"? A month? Two? Half a year?
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 86	Posted - 2012.01.01 03:40:00 - [181] - Quote Happy New Year From Me To All In OUCH If You Wanna Learn It The Right Way , Sign Up And Make 2012 The Year You Made The Right Choice Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 74	Posted - 2012.01.01 04:34:00 - [182] - Quote Students have 90 days to complete our course, which includes 9 hours of formal training. The classes can completed in 2 or 3 weeks, based on your ability to make it to scheduled classes. Classes are held primarily on weekends but some classes are scheduled for mid week. Most students take 4 to 6 weeks to graduate. Link to our forum for more information. Happy New Year! Life On The Bubble
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 116	Posted - 2012.01.01 10:01:00 - [183] - Quote Happy new year to OUCH from us and may 2012 bring epic fights to you and your students
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 69	Posted - 2012.01.01 16:19:00 - [184] - Quote So, you still need more incentive to join? How about this... In Curse, we live next door to some really cool killers in Appetite for Destruction. Guys like Omegaplex, Sygma and Bullmastiff. We shoot at them. They shoot at us. Sometimes we just do something off the wall to make them say, "WTF are these guys up to?" Join us to learn nullsec survival and small fleet PVP. Join us to engage skilled PVPers like A4D. Just join us for the grins of 'sploding ships.
Nick Volbeat The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 67	Posted - 2012.01.02 13:40:00 - [185] - Quote Sign up and get trained in 0.0 survival and how to get past camps and bubbles to just mention a few vital lessons, If you dont wanna join then come to curse anyways so we can show you what you did wrongGÇªGÇªagain and again and again
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 39	Posted - 2012.01.03 04:26:00 - [186] - Quote If your New Year's resolution sounds something like "This year I want to go beyond high sec" or "I finally want to venture out into null sec," then let OUCH help you to meet your goal. Our instructors will teach you the skills to survive in the seemingly lawless parts of space.
Leeonwung Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 4	Posted - 2012.01.03 06:25:00 - [187] - Quote Nullsec survival is about flying with discipline. OUCH will provide you with the disciplined training required to survive 0.0 sec space. The role of the student here is to learn as one would learn from a Master and the OP's guys that train you here are masters of nullsec survival. Wipe away your Care Bear tears and come learn the right way and be trained in the Art of War. "Know the enemy and know yourself; in a hundred battles you will never be in peril. When you are ignorant of the enemy, but know yourself, your chances of winning or losing are equal. If ignorant both of your enemy and yourself, you are certain in every battle to be in peril." - Sun Tzu
Sonny Dang EVE University Ivy League 2	Posted - 2012.01.03 14:05:00 - [188] - Quote Are there any privileges that newbies will get?
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 41	Posted - 2012.01.03 20:10:00 - [189] - Quote Sonny Dang wrote: Are there any privileges that newbies will get? What kind of privileges did you have in mind?
Jak Reacher Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 5	Posted - 2012.01.03 21:05:00 - [190] - Quote So i have done the first section of training with ouch....and it was...... a BLAST definately recomend coming out and joining up for some fun, and learning. been playing a while and the setup they use definately helps out ALOT. all you gotta remember is to approch this like the karate kid. snatch the peble from the masters hand. be humble (even if you know things or think you do) and learn as much as you can. NOT ONLY THAT but..... a great group of people to play with. made my eve experience 100 times better! :-) (definately my new home!!!) also......bump
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 90	Posted - 2012.01.04 01:28:00 - [191] - Quote So You Thought About PVP and Said To Yourself .... I Don't Have A Clue Easy Answer ... Join OUCH ... Your Question Is Solved The Corp That Has The Step By Step Guide To Survival OUCH Will Take You Through Living In 0.0 We Live In Curse , Life Is Hard , If You Can Survive Here , Then You Can Survive Anywhere How Hard Can The Click To Join Be But Be Warned .... If We Catch You We Will Kill You ..... Then Again If You Had Taken That Course ... Maybe Not Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Black Claw Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 152	Posted - 2012.01.05 10:25:00 - [192] - Quote Sonny Dang wrote: Are there any privileges that newbies will get? You get the privilege and the honour and the prestige of being a member of OUCH. And if you graduate, you get a medal to publicly display as proof.
Silencer 08 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 21	Posted - 2012.01.07 14:06:00 - [193] - Quote "Joining OUCH was the best decision I ever made!" After 2 and a half months with these guys, I have learned more than I ever thought possible. OUCH has taken my gameplay to a whole other level. And even now that I myself am teaching classes, I can't wait to login the next day, because I know that I will learn something new. Be it out in space, in the classroom with my students, or just chatting away on TS, you are constantly improving your game here. Trust me. There is no better feeling, than looking back, and seeing how much progress you've made, in so little time. I've gone from feeling like a little fish, stuck in a small claustrophobic pond of constant, unchanging PVE, surrounded by dark and scary waters... To a freakin' Piranah!... Tearing my way through the open waters of lawless space, where ANYTHING can, and does happen! .... And let me tell you... It is GREAT!!! OUCH teaches you all the right tools you'll need to adapt to this ever changing hostile environement, and the lessons learned here will serve you well throughout your EVE carreer, as they can be applied anywhere. Come join us, and see for yourself. I garantee you'll get something out of it. Silencer For more info, join the OUCH-UNI channel in-game.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 76	Posted - 2012.01.08 00:57:00 - [194] - Quote Sonny Dang wrote: Are there any privileges that newbies will get? Privilege #1 - Learn to survive in nullsec Privilege #2 - Learn to fight effectively in small gang PvP Privilege #3 - Learn skills that will help you throughout the rest of your Eve career, no matter what you decide to do Privilege #4 - Hang out with a great group of laid back PvP'ers Privilege #5 - Regularly scheduled fun corp activities such as the monthly FFA and mission nights Privilege #? - No drama. Just grins. 'sploding ships!
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 123	Posted - 2012.01.08 15:23:00 - [195] - Quote Sonny Dang wrote: Are there any privileges that newbies will get? if you like fireworks i can promise you that OUCH will give you the tickets to the front row seats......thats why my toon wears shades btw
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 78	Posted - 2012.01.09 16:25:00 - [196] - Quote It's more fun in null. CampoV [AWA-OUCH] Training Director
OldMan Gana Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.01.09 22:18:00 - [197] - Quote The OUCH trainers are simply great at what they do. I cannot spell out how good they are at teaching people null sec survival, learning to operate and live in null is vital, ask any corp in null and they will tell you the same. It's one thing to get the PVP fever on and quite another learning to live long enough to get to where the PVP is. OUCH will teach you all this in a structured format, Why not give it a go and bring another dimension to your EVE experience? Just think, being able and having the confidence to navigate through null sec, how to fight in null sec and to do it well. Great corp, very friendly and open and a great bunch of guys to boot
5ure5hot Saber n Sons 0	Posted - 2012.01.12 14:02:00 - [198] - Quote So how do I go about joining?
Black Claw Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 155	Posted - 2012.01.12 21:18:00 - [199] - Quote Just join. Go to OUCH-UNI channel in-game, click on the link to the corp name, and click on Apply. That's it. Your application will be processed within 12-24 hours, and you will be sent instructions via evemail about how to proceed as a new member of OUCH.
Lord of Change Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 4	Posted - 2012.01.13 01:43:00 - [200] - Quote We are still recruiting, come out and join
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 80	Posted - 2012.01.15 02:37:00 - [201] - Quote It's more fun watching ship 'splode when it's not your own. Join us and learn to make other people's shiny ships 'splode.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 14	Posted - 2012.01.15 17:49:00 - [202] - Quote Wanna learn how to tackle (hold the target in place)? Join ouch, you'll be able to attend the game of "who is the fastest tackler in gang" :)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 80	Posted - 2012.01.15 23:39:00 - [203] - Quote Whew. Just gave a class to 9 guys. They had the hard job: They had to sit through 3 hours listening to me explain theories on how to "Win Eve". Poor bastards. Life On The Bubble
Silencer 08 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 26	Posted - 2012.01.18 19:37:00 - [204] - Quote Lost a ship to a gate camp, or roaming fleet? Don't get mad... get even! We teach you the tools that help you, avoid the traps, set your own, and pick your fights. Join us and learn to fight and survive in Null. For more info, join the OUCH-UNI channel in-game.
Syko5150 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 26	Posted - 2012.01.19 00:18:00 - [205] - Quote Join OUCH and learn to survive in Null.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 83	Posted - 2012.01.19 00:52:00 - [206] - Quote You know you're tired of mining, missioning and other care bear games. You know you're no longer feeling the old excitement that logging in used to bring you. You know that watery soup running through your veins no longer contains the slightest vestige of adrenaline. It's hi sec BOREDOM settling in. Logging in has become like kissing your sister. (YOUR sister not mine. Mine's a little hottie!) We have what you need. Join us in Nullsec and get your adrenaline surging again. I'll even shoot you some pics of my sister!
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 82	Posted - 2012.01.19 20:01:00 - [207] - Quote If EVE is a sandbox, isn't it time you started kicking sand in someone else's face? Let OUCH be your introduction to nullsec survival and small-gang PvP. CampoV [AWA-OUCH] Training Director
Syko5150 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 28	Posted - 2012.01.20 13:32:00 - [208] - Quote The learning cliff can be steep. We make it a little easier. We teach null sec survival. No interview. No API needed. No waiting Que. Just apply to join and get excepted within 24 hours. All you need is the willingness to learn.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 85	Posted - 2012.01.20 16:58:00 - [209] - Quote Still sitting on the fence and waiting to join? Well, join today. You'll be eligible to participate in our monthly OUCH Frigate Free For All on Sunday. Great fun. Great prizes. Nothing to lose and lots of grins to gain. What are you waiting on?! This is your chance to shoot at ME. And you can try your hand shooting at REAL sharks like Miss Teri and Bren and Elgoroth and Kali and... You get the picture. C'mon in... The water's fine...
Kraven Stark Caldari Provisions Caldari State 0	Posted - 2012.01.20 21:13:00 - [210] - Quote Who do I message to check you guys out? I've been getting bored steamrolling lvl 4's.
Crimsonsleep Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 4	Posted - 2012.01.21 06:02:00 - [211] - Quote Come join the fun and learn how to fly safer in null!
Syko5150 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 29	Posted - 2012.01.21 18:26:00 - [212] - Quote Psi Theta wrote: Still sitting on the fence and waiting to join? Well, join today. You'll be eligible to participate in our monthly OUCH Frigate Free For All on Sunday. Great fun. Great prizes. Nothing to lose and lots of grins to gain. What are you waiting on?! This is your chance to shoot at ME. And you can try your hand shooting at REAL sharks like Miss Teri and Bren and Elgoroth and Kali and... You get the picture. C'mon in... The water's fine... I was all ready to bump the thread with the fact if you join today you could come and participate in the FFA tomorrow. But someone beat me to it. So ill have to wait till next month to do it.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 84	Posted - 2012.01.23 02:30:00 - [213] - Quote And by the way... even with all the sharks in the water, Psi won that FFA... Again. Life On The Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 15	Posted - 2012.01.23 16:54:00 - [214] - Quote I blame Elgoroth for choosing the wrong pre-last target. If he'd help me instead, Psi wouldn't win (heh i wish) So ye, join ouch, and help us kick Psi in the next FFA (monthly corp frigate fight for all). ;)
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 2	Posted - 2012.01.23 17:20:00 - [215] - Quote I met Bren when he was a brand new player. He wanted the pvp aspect of EVE soon after he started. A friend of mine asked me to help him train these guys. I was with outbreak at the time and didnt have a whole lot of time, but i spent a few nights getting them killed in 0.0. Explaining as much as i could, in that short time, about tactics and the value of having oversized balls. ( http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1019792/ ) (always good to have friends. ) You could tell he was soaking up the info. I do not claim any credit in what he has learned since then. I have told him the reason that he gets so much hate in local is because he is doing it right. My name is Bullmastiff. If you are a carebear I want to kill you. If you are a pvper. I want to kill you. If you are not A4D i want to hit you in the face so bad , you give my fist a boner.( http://www.jokeoverflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/I-want-to-punch-you-so-bad.jpg). I run a pvp corp, we are advanced in our battle tactics. I support Bren and his group because I get apps from guys just like you wanting to join A4D. Noobs give me anurisms. Thats why I send them to Bren. When I get them back, they are ready for my instruction. If you do not go to these guys first, then this is me and this is you. ( http://fukung.net/v/23251/b98bf7e7562cfe3d94f84d7171643092.gif ) Curse is the ***** of EVE. Its the dirtiest , nastiest place you can find. But, its my ***, and i will ** on you every chance I get. OUCH teaches you how to avoid the dogpiles that i will lay around curse. They do their job so well that half my guys respect what they do, the other half hate their guts. Mission accomplished. You owe it to yourself to try these guys out, have the patience to endure the training, IT WILL SAVE YOU ISK. You will never see my corp from the inside without the tools of the trade in your pocket. Your either an alpha dog or a cur in my book. I will take your isk, kill you and your ship, hell, if i had my way , id come to your house and stomp your computer flat. RESPECT THROUGH FEAR. If you dont have the balls to learn to survive in 0.0 , then stay outta my yard. Your just another victim kid ( http://www.killsometime.com/videos/5282/Psycho-Dog-Man-Reenacts-Attack) Im Bullmastiff and i support this thread A4D forever ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2r8kBnGtAU&feature=related%3Cbr%3E%3C/fontsize%3E%3C/color%3E)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 86	Posted - 2012.01.23 22:47:00 - [216] - Quote Have you ever stood on the edge of the pool, knowing intellectually that you can swim, but been scared to jump in 'cause you know you could drown just as easily? BullMastiff told me I wouldn't drown. Then he pushed me in. Thanks for everything Bull, you're the shiznit! Life On The Bubble
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 89	Posted - 2012.01.24 00:11:00 - [217] - Quote Life in Curse tends to turn our thoughts from the twisted to the sublime. Join us and (in addition to all the great PvP guides) our excellent forums will let you peek inside the questionably normal and sober thoughts of our members... Exerpt for our "Quotable Quotes" thread: [04:37:04] Zurakaru Ze > WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. REFUTANCE IS SYSTILE. YOUR ASS WILL BE LAMINATED.
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 45	Posted - 2012.01.24 05:36:00 - [218] - Quote 2George wrote: I blame Elgoroth for choosing the wrong pre-last target. If he'd help me instead, Psi wouldn't win (heh i wish) So ye, join ouch, and help us kick Psi in the next FFA (monthly corp frigate fight for all). ;) Well, the three of you could have not tried to test my tank and let me have at Psi. Now I'll never know... Anyways, join OUCH if you want to learn null-sec survival and PvP. As a student, you'll even get to join a royal rumble with instructors and fellow students.
xxArchangelxx The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 5	Posted - 2012.01.24 13:59:00 - [219] - Quote My drunk CEO told me to bump the Ouchie's recruitment thread so here goes ... Ok, I bumped the thread, you freakin happy now ? Can I go back to bubble camping and drinking till I pass out ?" (Cut / Paste from Sideburns Recruitment thread for increased lazyness)
Beckie DeLey DeLey Enterprises 6	Posted - 2012.01.24 19:44:00 - [220] - Quote I just joined up. Let's see what happens. If they can even get a carebearing carebear like me to actually survive in Curse, then these guys are worth every recommendation they got so far. I'll keep you posted ;) It's The Legendary Extraordinary Me
Cherry Uisen Star Venture Enterprise 2	Posted - 2012.01.25 01:00:00 - [221] - Quote Hey, totally interested in joining (as soon as the 24 hrs cool down period has ended). one question though. what are noobs allowed to do out side of class times?
Dybbuch Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 4	Posted - 2012.01.25 10:32:00 - [222] - Quote OUCH .... consistently helping pilots Young and Less Young "Kill More and Die Less" ...
Syko5150 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 37	Posted - 2012.01.26 00:15:00 - [223] - Quote Cherry Uisen wrote: Hey, totally interested in joining (as soon as the 24 hrs cool down period has ended). one question though. what are noobs allowed to do out side of class times? we go here a lot when not in class http://www.bonjourmadame.fr/ and here http://fukung.net/v/16057/5869588c2373f45d5b1153ab31e8813d.jpg
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 127	Posted - 2012.01.26 08:41:00 - [224] - Quote Im told bren teaches best after 1 1/2 pot of coffee and 5 shots of tequila
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 88	Posted - 2012.01.26 11:28:00 - [225] - Quote Our door is always open. Take the plunge into nullsec life. CampoV [AWA-OUCH] Training Director
Crimsonsleep Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 7	Posted - 2012.01.26 23:22:00 - [226] - Quote You truly can learn something new everyday, no matter how long you have played the game. Have corpmates looking to get into pvp? Send them to us and let us help get them ready.
Sen Mori Perkone Caldari State 0	Posted - 2012.01.26 23:35:00 - [227] - Quote Alright I'm interested, this sounds ideal. I want to get out in Nullsec and start making a name for myself. I was going to do it the hard way but this sounds like a far better plan. Sign me up...
Dindrenzi Raffles Inc 0	Posted - 2012.01.26 23:55:00 - [228] - Quote Been looking for a way into 0.0 without losing everything I own while learning the ropes. Think I'll check out the recruitment channel when I'm on tomorrow for a chat. Looks like a very fun and interesting way to get into it
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 19	Posted - 2012.01.27 23:42:00 - [229] - Quote We just had a great time on the bubble with couple of students. If you also wanna have a cup ot fun, come join ouch, it's free :)
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 97	Posted - 2012.01.28 01:56:00 - [230] - Quote Curse is like a box of chocolates... uh ... No, wait! Curse is like a bowl of cherries... uh ... uh... Oh, yeah. Curse is like your Momma... dressed up like your sister... steppin out with your best friend... ??? ... Alright. Hey, Adeptus! What did you put in my coffee, man?! Come join us in Curse. OUCH rocks... even with the Sideburns slipping us Mickeys...
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 131	Posted - 2012.01.28 02:15:00 - [231] - Quote Psi Theta wrote: Curse is like a box of chocolates... uh ... No, wait! Curse is like a bowl of cherries... uh ... uh... Oh, yeah. Curse is like your Momma... dressed up like your sister... jumping in your pants... ??? ... Alright. Hey, Adeptus! What did you put in my coffee, man?! Come join us in Curse. OUCH rocks... even with the Sideburns slipping us Mickeys... ummmm moonshine? so join OUCH and find out where Psi will wake up joining is easy but sometimes they will have a meeting with ya to find out what they have to work with
Eva Maris 24	Posted - 2012.01.28 22:43:00 - [232] - Quote Come and learn how to survive and PvP in null...
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 100	Posted - 2012.01.30 00:04:00 - [233] - Quote People flying through Curse often wonder how we can keep our marathon camps up for so long. Really, it's easy. We have a blast hanging out with each other. We're like family. We give each other crap. We laugh and joke and listen to storytime with Bren. ... And we get the adrenaline rush every time another small fleet decides to come tangle with us. All of Curse knows where to find us. And they know when they're done roaming around and not finding any fights worthy of the name, they can find us on our normal camp. Oh yeah, we'll be there. Waiting to see who will be next to cross the street to get their ass kicked. Come join us. But please bring some new stories... please?
Razvi Maulerant Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.01.30 21:24:00 - [234] - Quote Joined OUCH few days ago and its been a blast so far. Great training, experienced and friendly instructors, cant wait for the next training modules. If you are afraid by nullsec ( i still am, looking forward to change that) :d come and learn how to survive/pvp with a great bunch of people. Every single positive post in this thread speaks the truth, simple as that. Over and out.
Nick Volbeat The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 79	Posted - 2012.01.31 00:46:00 - [235] - Quote Good crew to fly with and hang with in general so sign up and gain the knowledge to travel 0.0 in one piece
Zoron Dadakath Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 2	Posted - 2012.01.31 16:36:00 - [236] - Quote Want to learn how to survive in 0.0 from friendly and prepared instructors and have lots of fun with great people? Join now. Seriously.
Razvi Maulerant Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 3	Posted - 2012.01.31 22:16:00 - [237] - Quote This thread deserve to be on top. Join OUCH, boost your pvp career now! Be the hunter, not the sitting duck!
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 112	Posted - 2012.02.01 10:51:00 - [238] - Quote If you're new to 0.0 and you're thinking about joining a big null sec alliance, we might be a good intermediate step for you. If you're a big null sec alliance and you're tired of teaching rookies, send them to us first. Kill More, Die Less. It's what we do. Life On The Bubble
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 104	Posted - 2012.02.01 21:15:00 - [239] - Quote Don't be scared. Be prepared. Train with OUCH. CampoV [AWA-OUCH] Training Director
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 114	Posted - 2012.02.03 09:14:00 - [240] - Quote If You Have Any Thoughts About PVP And Venturing Into 0.0 Then You Will Die After Your 1st Jump In UNLESS You Join OUCH , Follow The Program , And Become A 0.0 Pioneer It's The Right Thing To Do For Survival Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Viajero Alegre Punta de Lanza Corporation 0	Posted - 2012.02.03 10:38:00 - [241] - Quote Hello there, New to EVE although already managed to create my own corporation to be able to play with a few noob buddies of mine. I am really interested in going through your courses and play some pvp with you guys, but I was wondering if I would need to leave my own clan first in order to do it? Can someone be in 2 clans?
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 112	Posted - 2012.02.03 11:24:00 - [242] - Quote Viajero Alegre wrote: I was wondering if I would need to leave my own clan first in order to do it? Can someone be in 2 clans? Many students leave their corps, complete our course and go back home to their old corps. Some make alts, join OUCH and do the training with them. Up to you really. We don't care if you, the player, are in two corporations, but you have to have one character in OUCH, capable of taking classes in high sec, in order to receive training. Life On The Bubble
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 125	Posted - 2012.02.04 05:09:00 - [243] - Quote Miss Teri is our top killer. (Check his killboard on Battleclinic and you'll get the idea.) We hosted a noobship mayhem day. All noobships all the time, free fire on all your corp mates, lots o' mayhem, lots o' lolz. What does Miss Teri do? He kills an Inquisitor with his noobship. What an overachiever, Miss Teri. Come join us. We'll introduce you to surviving and hunting in nullsec.
Milek Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.02.04 16:21:00 - [244] - Quote I've been playing for a number of years. Spent a ton of time care-bearing. Not even realizing I fit that description - lol. Run the spectrum of all non-pvp activity you can do in EVE - of course it was natural that eventually, I'd want to head full speed into pvp. I ran with a few pirate corps and larger corps alliances for a bit - but never actually stopped to get some education per say until I came to ouch. It's amazing how long you can play this game and not know something. These guys know their stuff. The class structure is simple yet effective. I learned something I didn't know in every single class. NOT because I was a noob, because that's not the case, but because I wasn't aware of all the tools available to me on the interface, on the maps, I failed to take the math into consideration or even to uise the solar system map effectively and to my benefit. I also didn't realize I had been book marking incorrectly (MAJOR difference). Thus the EVE I was playing was far harder than it had to be - While my kill/loss ratio was good - I had to think back to previous losses that I realize just were not necessary. Null sec travel and staying alive are amazingly easy now - bubbles? No problem. Seems there was alot even an experienced pilot could learn. Incredibly enough I extracted a few tears along the way from real experienced PVP'ers who couldn't kill me during my time in Curse. They were yelling in local :) - They were pissed and I ended up winning EVE as a result. Time well spent to say the least!
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 161	Posted - 2012.02.05 01:50:00 - [245] - Quote join OUCH and see the bright side of the "bubble"
Jak Reacher Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 13	Posted - 2012.02.05 03:08:00 - [246] - Quote There was a point in my eve life that i decided making isk is not enough, there was no fulfillment, i could buy anything sell it for more or less and not care. i immagined my pob full of isk bills (if that even exists) but it was not enough..... THEN I FOUND OUCH! and was taken to a new level, something i havent learned NULL SEC SURVIVAL. i died plenty of times in the past, making dreds+in null is no easy job, but PVP was as foreign to me as Clog danceing....... after the first few modules, and gate camps i was hooked. ITS A GREAT program. and a awesome group of people. if you wanna learn and learn the right way, join ouch. it will melt your FACE! or something cool like that
Kaiyoko Hanasaki Perkone Caldari State 0	Posted - 2012.02.05 06:14:00 - [247] - Quote Do you guys have training sessions for Pacific Time Zone (-8 GMT)? I'm potentially interested, but your OP indicates training sessions start around 18:00 server (0 GMT I think?) and its not gonna work out with my current job. Still, you guys seem like a good fit for a newbie wanting to step into the 0.0 arena
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 135	Posted - 2012.02.05 13:36:00 - [248] - Quote Kaiyoko Hanasaki wrote: Do you guys have training sessions for Pacific Time Zone (-8 GMT)? I'm potentially interested, but your OP indicates training sessions start around 18:00 server (0 GMT I think?) and its not gonna work out with my current job. Training sessions are periodically offered at other times that may be more fitting to your schedule. We also have several trainers who are willing to take on special sessions by request, and there is a specific thread on the forums to request such. Bottom-line is that -- if you are patient and considerate to the training staff -- you will almost certainly be able to find opportunities to complete the training. Our trainers do what they do as a volunteer service to the EVE community. Training modules average around three hours each, and our trainers receive no pay for giving their time. They do it because they enjoy opening up nullsec to both new and old players. Join the corp. Get to know our trainers and treat them well. Be patient and considerate of the volunteer nature of our organization. You will certainly find means to get through the sessions. And between sessions, you are free to continue whatever hisec PvE activities you currently enjoy.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 135	Posted - 2012.02.05 13:45:00 - [249] - Quote Adeptus mecanicus wrote: join OUCH and see the bright side of the "bubble" The bright side of the bubble is the side on which Adeptus' torpedos are slamming into some pilot who flew into our bubble because he never joined OUCH to learn how to avoid them. Join OUCH. Avoid the bright side.
Dunbar Hulan The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 67	Posted - 2012.02.06 18:11:00 - [250] - Quote So you've just trained up to good BS skills, done some empire/low sec roams in decent sized fleets, even done a jump into null sec here and there. Now you want to go null sec pvp with another corp? Well, chances are you will end up on the wrong side of a kill mail really fast. Curse region for example, is dangerous, nasty and full of people who want nothing more than to kill your ship and pod. You might be thinking "Ah, I fly in decent sized fleets so I can sit back and let the FC do everything." Well, Curse (or most of null sec) doesn't work like that. Want to grab a faction ship with officer mods and take a solo player on? Guess what ? Chances are that the solo player isn't solo- just waiting for someone like you to come along. You have to learn how to travel around in null and also how to use your head in everything you do. OUCH will teach you that. If you can learn in Curse how to live, work and travel, then you can live anywhere, it's really that simple. New player or vet, doesn't matter- give them a try and learn valuable skills. -áThe Sideburns- Always Outnumbered- Never Outgunned. Manchester United - Paul Scholes= Genius
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 122	Posted - 2012.02.06 18:52:00 - [251] - Quote Curse region for example, is dangerous, nasty and full of people who want nothing more than to kill your ship and pod. You might be thinking "Ah, I fly in decent sized fleets so I can sit back and let the FC do everything." Well, Curse (or most of null sec) doesn't work like that. Want to grab a faction ship with officer mods and take a solo player on? Guess what ? Chances are that the solo player isn't solo- just waiting for someone like you to come along] All True , I'm 1 Of Those Nasty People , Inna Group Of Nasty People ! ( A4D ) And The Hardest Guys To Kill Are The OUCH Guys , Full Respect To What They Do Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Jak Reacher Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 16	Posted - 2012.02.07 10:13:00 - [252] - Quote You wanna learn the ropes? and stop being beat back against them. you want to kill rather than be killed? you want to be like the dread pirate roberts? (well sorta) You want to bring your EVE experience to a new level? You want to shatter your perception and blow stuff up? You want to be set free from your carebear ways? hulkageddon getting to you? if this sounds like you....or you answered yes to at least one of these... cept the dread pirate roberts one... THEN OUCH WANTS YOU ps- if you said yes to the dread pirate roberts, we probubly want you too.
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 10	Posted - 2012.02.07 23:23:00 - [253] - Quote I tell my guys when they come into A4D that perception is ninety percent of the game. Whether in game or in life, its the same. You can be the best wire twister in the world and never be called an electrician, but you suck one d1(k and your a c0(k sucker the rest of your life. The same goes in this game. If you try 0.0 with a corp that is not prepared for whats coming, then you are going to be an easy target. If you are trained the wrong way , then you will be considered an idiot. This game is rough on beginners, there isn't a easy way to learn it. OUCH creates a friendly environment to get your education. Curse is a ****** place to start, its full of vile human beings. Don't let your first experience in curse be like this guys. http://www.killsometime.com/videos/3737/Bug-Flies-in-Reporters-Mouth. oh yea, and could you put this blindfold on for me, and let me rub this around your lips while i take pictures? WHAT?!!! too soon? LMAO . what if i take off the fleshy nipple? Come to curse I dare you. Bull - A4D forever
Syko5150 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 47	Posted - 2012.02.08 18:28:00 - [254] - Quote Come to OUCH learn to survive. If you learn how to survive you can then choose your fights. It doesn't matter if you are first day in game we will teach you. All you need is the willingness to learn. If you have any questions join our public channel in game. OUCH-UNI
Twisted Intent Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 15	Posted - 2012.02.09 14:19:00 - [255] - Quote OUCH is always taking in students. We teach you what the game should but doesn't . You want to fly in null but think it is to dangerous. We will teach you how to survive in null. Once you go through our program you will have the tools to fly any where and pick your targets. If you have any questions join OUCH-UNI our in game public channel.
Eva Maris 33	Posted - 2012.02.10 21:44:00 - [256] - Quote You want to learn pvp-ing or just travelling in null? OUCH is the best place for you.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 144	Posted - 2012.02.11 03:24:00 - [257] - Quote Losing 300 million isk in implants when your pod gets popped in a bubble can cause you to yell at your kids. Yelling at your kids can cause your daughter to become withdrawn and depressed. Being withdrawn and depressed can cause her to develop "daddy" issues and start dressing in black funeral clothes. Having daddy issues can cause her to run away from home and become a stripper. Don't let your daughter become a stripper. Join OUCH and learn to avoid the bubble.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 30	Posted - 2012.02.11 10:59:00 - [258] - Quote Psi Theta wrote: Losing 300 million isk in implants when your pod gets popped in a bubble can cause you to yell at your kids. Yelling at your kids can cause your daughter to become withdrawn and depressed. Being withdrawn and depressed can cause her to develop "daddy" issues and start dressing in black funeral clothes. Having daddy issues can cause her to run away from home and become a stripper. Don't let your daughter become a stripper. Join OUCH and learn to avoid the bubble. Don't let me get started into: "how your son can become a drug delar", so just join OUCH ;)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 130	Posted - 2012.02.12 04:40:00 - [259] - Quote If you think we're an Eve University clone, think again: They teach people how to play Eve. We teach players how to live in null. If you know the difference, you're halfway there. Life On The Bubble
Kelduum Revaan EVE University Ivy League 1456	Posted - 2012.02.12 10:10:00 - [260] - Quote Bren Genzan wrote: If you think we're an Eve University clone, think again: They teach people how to play Eve. We teach players how to live in null. This, exactly. Also, a friendly bump for the OUCH guys from the Uni. Kelduum Revaan CEO, EVE University Candidate,-áCSM7
DenForX Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 14	Posted - 2012.02.12 17:54:00 - [261] - Quote Come learn how not to be a hopeless statistic on a killboard. You don't know what you don't know until you learn what you don't know. Ya know? Classes forming now, learn at your own pace, have fun, learn to fly smart.
Zoron Dadakath Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 10	Posted - 2012.02.12 17:56:00 - [262] - Quote Tired of being blown up? Join 0UCH. You'll learn how to not be blown up (and blow up someone in the process).
Syko5150 Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 56	Posted - 2012.02.12 17:57:00 - [263] - Quote Kaiyoko Hanasaki wrote: Do you guys have training sessions for Pacific Time Zone (-8 GMT)? I'm potentially interested, but your OP indicates training sessions start around 18:00 server (0 GMT I think?) and its not gonna work out with my current job. Still, you guys seem like a good fit for a newbie wanting to step into the 0.0 arena I too am Pacific Time zone -8 GMT. I know EVE time can be confusing at times, But 18:00 -8 =10:00 or 10am. I am an Instructor in OUCH and I have Taught on Weekends at 19:00 eve time which is currently 11am PST in the Winter and during Daylight savings is 12:00pm or noon PST. But if that still isn't an acceptable time we Offer Wednesday and Thursday classes at 01:00 EVE Time which for you is currently 6pm PST in the winter and 7pm PST during Daylight savings Time. Now if this still isn't acceptable times we have a forum thread to post for One Offs for special needs because some one has RL issues that prevent them from attending regular scheduled classes. Now if all the above still doesn't work for your time zone which is also my time zone then have a nice day and fly safe.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 155	Posted - 2012.02.13 01:17:00 - [264] - Quote There once was a pilot from Gammel, Who was terrified nullsec would be trouble. Then joining OUCH he met Bren, Who in 0.0 taught him to WIN. And now he no longer fears the bubble! Join us and let OUCH teach YOU to fear no bubble.
Sygma Appetite 4 Destruction 67	Posted - 2012.02.13 05:04:00 - [265] - Quote I like these guys, I really do. No one does what they do better.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 34	Posted - 2012.02.14 09:11:00 - [266] - Quote Are you affraid of the bubbles, blinking red ones, or gang roams ? If you join ouch, you'll get a smile on your face whenever you see a bubble. Instead of running away from blinking red ones, you check and hope they have a bounty, and check how much their pod was worth once they explode. And for the gang roams, instead of running away, you'll say: "finaly something exciting" :)
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 129	Posted - 2012.02.15 12:31:00 - [267] - Quote What Yer Waiting For Sign Up , Take The Course , Learn How To Survive Don't End Up Another Statistic On My Overview Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 35	Posted - 2012.02.16 10:16:00 - [268] - Quote No isk, no skills, no fun? To join OUCH you don't need any of those. You won't earn much isk in ouch, skills won't magically hop for 50mil skill points either, but we will give you lots of fun, while trainining you to survive in nullsec. You'll learn all the technical info you need to know, do lots of practical training exercises in high sec, move to nullsec and learn how to survive and fight in one of the most harsh regions in eve. All while supervised and advised by experienced trainers. Join OUCH
Zoron Dadakath Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 12	Posted - 2012.02.16 16:01:00 - [269] - Quote Tired to be on the wrong side of a killmail? Join OUCH.
K'Kass Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2012.02.16 19:55:00 - [270] - Quote Kill More .. Die Less .. exactly what is says on the tin
Dybbuch Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 7	Posted - 2012.02.16 19:55:00 - [271] - Quote Omegaplex wrote: What Yer Waiting For Sign Up , Take The Course , Learn How To Survive Don't End Up Another Statistic On My Overview He isnt joking .. he really isnt
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 21	Posted - 2012.02.16 20:36:00 - [272] - Quote Does it feel like your the kid in this gif everytime you go to 0.0? http://fukung.net/v/39645/4d1a974ae5519d908e733a719b5c85b0.gif Then join ouch so you can learn to think like the dog.
Asmus Rosentale State War Academy Caldari State 0	Posted - 2012.02.17 14:55:00 - [273] - Quote I would like to know if OUCH is still recruiting and what are the requirements to join? Thing is, I preferred mining over PVP, until some bastard blew up my ship. So now it's time for bloody vengeance. However, before I get to hunt down the guy and nail a piece of his hull to my hangar's wall I need to get my PVP skills up.
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 22	Posted - 2012.02.17 16:02:00 - [274] - Quote This is exactly why I don't fly with nubbins. http://fukung.net/v/23144/nintendo.gif Join Ouch and get a clue guys. I need quality pilots, not these knuckleheads.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 159	Posted - 2012.02.17 19:05:00 - [275] - Quote Asmus Rosentale wrote: I would like to know if OUCH is still recruiting and what are the requirements to join? OUCH is always recruiting. We welcome noobs with bare minimum SP, and we welcome carebears with 50 million SP. We are an OPEN university. We take anyone who wants to follow our program and learn to survive in Nullsec. Other than a willingness to follow our new student rules, we have no entry requirements. Most applications are accepted within 24 hours and the complete training cycle can be completed in as little as two weeks (may be longer if your play schedule is limited). We are NOT Eve University -- They teach people how to play Eve. We are NOT Agony Unleashed -- They are a PvP corp that runs occasional PvP classes. We ARE a Nullsec survival and PvP training corp. We teach players to play in 0.0. It's what we do. Join us.
Asmus Rosentale State War Academy Caldari State 0	Posted - 2012.02.17 19:38:00 - [276] - Quote Either way that's fine with me. I think I should get down the very basics of surviving in 0.0 space first. And who's to say that the things I learn won't help me in a PVP fight? Of course if OUCH doesn't teach me what I want I can always find a PVP specialized uni. However, I'll be happy to sign up for OUCH's training course. After all basic survival first, fancy flying tricks later.
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 113	Posted - 2012.02.18 11:20:00 - [277] - Quote "You are about to become what all men should fear," says the EVE trailer. Inspiring. Now, how are you going to go about this becoming? There's the school of hardknocks. Take 50 hulls and have at it. Learn by doing. Really? Is that the approach you'd take to develop your chess, golf or poker game? If so, hope to see you at my table. Join OUCH. Pay attention and what it will cost you is the avoidance of bad habits that will take more than 50 hulls to break. CampoV [AWA-OUCH] Training Director
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 136	Posted - 2012.02.19 16:11:00 - [278] - Quote You know the saying: Don't fly anything you can't afford to lose. I would say, in null, it's a better idea not to fly anything you can't afford to replace a half dozen times. A lot of people spend a lot of time building up a war chest so they can afford all of the shiny ships that they know they are going to lose when they start venturing into low sec and null. OUCH students fly T1 frigates while they learn the ropes. As the Brit's say, they're cheap as chips. You don't have to be rich to learn how to survive in null and get a little pvp fun in. Life On The Bubble
unnesecary Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.02.19 18:46:00 - [279] - Quote bump
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 26	Posted - 2012.02.20 03:07:00 - [280] - Quote http://pigroll.com/img/dont_worry_bro_well_get_them_next_time.jpg
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 40	Posted - 2012.02.20 09:35:00 - [281] - Quote Wanna lock and engage something else than roids or rats, but don't know how to do that without loosing your ship in the process? Join OUCH, we'll teach you :)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 137	Posted - 2012.02.21 03:33:00 - [282] - Quote If you want to enroll in our course, all you need to do is join the OUCH-UNI channel and follow the instructions on the MOTD. Life On The Bubble
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 165	Posted - 2012.02.22 03:39:00 - [283] - Quote This coming weekend is our monthly Frigate Free For All. It's held in hi sec and all students are welcome. It's alot of lolz and you can try your skills at killing the likes of Bren and Miss Teri while you have them restricted to a T1 fit frig. Join us for the fun. Join us for a level of Nullsec PvP training not offered anywhere else in Eve. And oh yeah, join us to help make others' ships explode.
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 135	Posted - 2012.02.22 10:26:00 - [284] - Quote This Fine Band Of Merry Men , Will Teach You The Most Valuable Lessons For Null Survival Give It A Go Your EVE Online Gameplay Will Change For The Better With Knowlage , Comes Power Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 55	Posted - 2012.02.23 06:31:00 - [285] - Quote Today we had a class of fourteen students from a variety of backgrounds and experience. You could join OUCH as well and learn to survive in null and to PvP. Heck, you may even learn a few other things as well. And if you join us soon, you can take part in the FFA that Psi is talking about.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 48	Posted - 2012.02.23 14:44:00 - [286] - Quote Do you want to go into nullsec, but you can't fly anything bigger than a frigate or a cruiser? Do you actually want to play a key part in a gang, instead of just "randomly" shoot at whatever the rest of the 200+ blob of ships are shooting at. Do you want to learn how to die less and kill more? Join OUCH we'll give and teach you all of the above :) For more information join in-game channel "OUCH-UNI"
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 33	Posted - 2012.02.23 19:17:00 - [287] - Quote Guys, Ouch will teach you to be patient, wait for the right moment and then spring into action when the opportunity arises. This is an OUCH graduate in action. http://pigroll.com/img/hide_and_seek_world_champion.jpg You cant learn this just anywhere. Bren and his group can teach you to be the master at it. Bren is a Guild Master. just kidding. SCARED MONEY NEVER WINS. Learn to be a hunter and not the hunted. Bullmastiff - A4D forever
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 146	Posted - 2012.02.23 23:49:00 - [288] - Quote Bull, I told you to stop sending me pictures of yourself. We choose our battlefield and fight on our terms, not the other guys. That's OUCH's game. And A4D plays a variation of the same, when they're playing Home instead of Away games. Life On The Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 49	Posted - 2012.02.24 09:56:00 - [289] - Quote If you think that you can't improve your pvp skills, you can always test them in our bubble, and join us after we prove you wrong. Since thursday we have a dozen of students that can't wait to build on their just learned new skills. Play fair though, otherwise you'll just loose your time. Join OUCH, you can never know too much :)
Zoron Dadakath Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 21	Posted - 2012.02.24 11:50:00 - [290] - Quote Joining OUCH will open your eyes about the real EVE. Don't waste more time, join now.
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 35	Posted - 2012.02.24 14:04:00 - [291] - Quote Bren Genzan wrote: Bull, I told you to stop sending me pictures of yourself. We choose our battlefield and fight on our terms, not the other guys. That's OUCH's game. And A4D plays a variation of the same, when they're playing Home instead of Away games. Sorry mate, but you wont take my private convos anymore , so I sneak them in where I can. BullMastiff - A4D Forever
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 140	Posted - 2012.02.24 16:31:00 - [292] - Quote So , your sitting there cloaked , your teammates are dotted around you , your shooting the ** cos it's quiet Your eyes from down the pipe spots a target heading your way , talking stops You know your job , tackle , your the hold em there until a 2nd point is called and gtf out Eyes reports the target is a scout for a larger gang , shiptypes start coming through the scout is in Your heart starts pounding in your chest Scout on scan , main gang still a jump behind anticipation rising ................ The above is an hourly/daily occurence with OUCH Train with the guys that put that fun back into your game Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D**
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 179	Posted - 2012.02.24 21:12:00 - [293] - Quote BUBBLE SUES OUCH FOR "PREDATORY" BUSINESS PRACTICES BBC Newsroom, 2 hours ago A high ranking Hemin county court clerk leaked a report claiming that the Curse Coalition of Mobile Warp Disruptors has filed suit against Open University of Celestial Hardship. Reportedly, the suit charges OUCH with predatory business practices and infringment upon free enterprise. Speaking on condition of anonymity, the clerk said the suit claimed OUCH has embarked upon a "heinous campaign" carefully designed to drive the coalition out of business and put their remaining members out on the street. The coalition is reportedly demanding that OUCH cease and desist all further "bubble avoidance" training courses, and is also demanding an undisclosed settlement sum. Glob Yule, Public Relations Officer for the Coalition responded by saying, "The Open University of Celestial Hardship has embarked on an ongoing and escalating campaign specifically designed to drive our members out of business. If their predatory business practices are not brought to an immediate stop, we risk the complete dissolution of the bubble industry in Curse. If left unchecked, there will soon be not a single pilot left in Curse who hasn't learned how to avoid the bubble. The few remaining members of our coalition will be unemployed and bereft of means. Surely, the populace of Curse will stand behind us." Directors of OUCH were not immediately available for comment. Reportedly, they were camping their own bubble and happily dispatching the remaining untrained pilots in Curse. Join us. But don't hate the bubble...
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 148	Posted - 2012.02.25 15:12:00 - [294] - Quote OUCH trained pilots are survivalists. There's no record of missed tackles, avoided gate camps, or failed probe downs. There's no board registering the narrow escapes. There is only the satisfaction of not ending up as a statistic on someone else's kill board. We will teach you what we know about survival so that when you leave OUCH to join a serious pvp corp, you're able to get to get to where the fleet needs you in one piece. Life On The Bubble
Martin Lopez The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 5	Posted - 2012.02.25 16:23:00 - [295] - Quote Great bunch of people. If you want to learn how to live in 0.0 look no further
Commander Gorlok Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.02.26 15:39:00 - [296] - Quote Of all of the null sec corps I've tried out with, this is the first one that is actually going to show me how to set up my overview efficiently. Looking forward to my first class this next Wednesday.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 150	Posted - 2012.02.27 11:36:00 - [297] - Quote Taught a class last night. I was a little off my game: took every bit of three hours to explain fleet ops, scouting, target assessment and why small gang PvP is the Eve that CCP should be selling, instead of large scale SOV warfare. Usually takes only two and a half, but there were a few questions. Life On The Bubble
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 144	Posted - 2012.02.27 13:58:00 - [298] - Quote Knowlage Is Power Learn With OUCH Or Keep Dying Like A **** Sometimes I'm In Curse Watching People Flying Straight From Gate To Gate , Not A Care In The World And Then I Have To Read The Bitchin In Local , After I Kill Them And Pod Them Back To High Sec The Main Thing I Notice Whilst Guarding My Little Part Of The Sandbox Is The OUCH Pilots Fly Smarter Than The Average Bear They Have Been Taught Null Avoidance / Kill Tactics So For The OUCH Pilot , Knowlage Is Power So To Stop Dying Like A ** , Sign Up , Learn The Good Stuff Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D**
5ure5hot Point of No Return Waterboard 4	Posted - 2012.02.28 11:34:00 - [299] - Quote This Corp of trainers deserves a big bump!! Was with this Corp for a little over a month and must say that after completing the required modules you no longer need to be afraid of null! I was a carebear for the first part of life, Since ouch's training regiment I can traverse null without any problems whatsover. The Corp is laid back (as long as you stick to a few rules which are there to ensure your survival), and the guys are simply great company. You can learn alot from them! Give Ouch a go! Salute o7 - From an ouch Graduate
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 121	Posted - 2012.02.29 11:19:00 - [300] - Quote Our goal is simple: Help boost the EVE fun factor by introducing pilots to the fine points of smartly navigating nullsec. Time to find out how large and excitement filled the EVE universe really is. In EVE, the true enemy isn't other pilots. They're your opponents. The enemy is boredom. CampoV [AWA-OUCH] Training Director
Jak Reacher Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 27	Posted - 2012.03.01 02:10:00 - [301] - Quote In space no one can hear you scream... well that is unless your on Vent or Teamspeak.... do you want to stop screaming at your mic? crying yourself to sleep on a cold windy night... FEAR NOT there is LIGHT AT THE END OF THE stargate... Join ouch and learn how to make your enemy cry himself to sleep and scream at his mike instead. ! its the best pvp decision you can make.
Sygma Appetite 4 Destruction 78	Posted - 2012.03.01 03:21:00 - [302] - Quote Really! Best training course ever. Dont fear 0.0, embrace it.
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 177	Posted - 2012.03.01 05:21:00 - [303] - Quote join OUCH and gain the knowledge to become a survivor rather than a prey while traveling in 0.0
Martin Lopez The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 10	Posted - 2012.03.01 09:30:00 - [304] - Quote OUCH provides highly skilled teachers with a laid back atmosphere. excellent corp to learn 0.0 living!
Almukhtar Sonic Jihad 0	Posted - 2012.03.01 13:11:00 - [305] - Quote DOH! nvm!
Zoron Dadakath Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 26	Posted - 2012.03.01 20:50:00 - [306] - Quote Afraid of 0.0? No reason. Join OUCH. After your graduation, 0.0 will never be a fearful place anymore
Sen Mori Perkone Caldari State 6	Posted - 2012.03.01 22:11:00 - [307] - Quote Quite likely the wrong place for this, but I was kicked after a month's or so inactivity due to life issues and such forth. It is possible to be re-admitted to the University? -Mori
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 178	Posted - 2012.03.01 22:31:00 - [308] - Quote As a part of Art of war im considering asking bren if i can train train ppl in drunken pvp.......i know its hard in particular to the US tzpersonel but i might give it a try
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 179	Posted - 2012.03.02 02:55:00 - [309] - Quote Sen Mori wrote: Quite likely the wrong place for this, but I was kicked after a month's or so inactivity due to life issues and such forth. It is possible to be re-admitted to the University? -Mori Contact us in the OUCH-UNI channel, we'll see what we can do. Life On The Bubble
YoungBull Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.03.02 13:29:00 - [310] - Quote I just had my first training session yesterday and it was very educational, organised and enjoyable. I recommend it to anyone who is thinking of moving to nullsec or just needs the PvP training in general.
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 170	Posted - 2012.03.02 16:31:00 - [311] - Quote All the pilots that graduate from OUCH : A - Fly Smarter B - Know the capabilities of their ship type C - Understand Game Mechanics D - Become an asset to any corp they join TBH if any of the above makes no sense to a budding PVPer Update your clone , cos you will die often Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Crimsonsleep Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 19	Posted - 2012.03.02 23:28:00 - [312] - Quote Come learn to fly in Nullsec with us. We'll provide you the tools for you to be able to survive. Everybody can learn something, old and new players alike!
Jak Reacher Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 32	Posted - 2012.03.03 18:48:00 - [313] - Quote "Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive; plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory. " -sun tzu Go Ahead and hide your hulk instation, twiddle your thumbs during hulkageddon, and generally hand in your wo/man-card. or chose a different path. one that will allow you to defend and hunt those who oppress you. RISE UP and take your destiny in hand. join us in OUCH-UNI for info or Apply directly. we take everyone. and turn those who are sheep into those who hold the sheers. "He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot, will be victorious. " -sun tzu not only will we teach you to be the fire outside of the frying pan, we will give you tools for your toolbox so that you can survive in low/null sec systems. follow the rules, and i hope to see you in a class..
Merlin Aesir Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 11	Posted - 2012.03.04 00:54:00 - [314] - Quote In the ever changing sandbox of EVE, Learning never stops and OUCH never stops training. Join the OUCH-UNI in game channel for more info or visit us at OUCH
Zoron Dadakath Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 32	Posted - 2012.03.04 21:06:00 - [315] - Quote Learn to be a better player. Join OUCH.
Whobeus Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.03.05 06:58:00 - [316] - Quote Tired of losing that new shiny you just bought, come join OUCH and learn how to survive in low sec and nullsec
Whobeus Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 2	Posted - 2012.03.05 18:52:00 - [317] - Quote OUCH has the training you need to survive in low and nullsec. Join Now !
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 69	Posted - 2012.03.06 06:14:00 - [318] - Quote Come check out OUCH for null-sec PvP survival and training. We offer multiple classes during the week in both EU and US timezones. Even if you decide not to stay in 0.0 after, what you learn can help you with other aspects of EVE. Visit the OUCH-UNI channel if you have questions.
Martin Lopez The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 16	Posted - 2012.03.06 08:33:00 - [319] - Quote good trainers, nice neighborhood, no sov, no blues, just apply and learn the pure essence of pew pew
Whobeus Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 5	Posted - 2012.03.07 04:43:00 - [320] - Quote Tired of losing you ships to gate camps then join OUCH and learn how to survive in low and nullsec.
Zoron Dadakath Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 39	Posted - 2012.03.09 07:52:00 - [321] - Quote Tired to lose ship after ship? Tired to fear traveling in low and null? Tired to be a prey? Join OUCH.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 67	Posted - 2012.03.10 11:25:00 - [322] - Quote Do you want to: - have fun in nullsec, instead of being afraid and scream like little girl while running for your life? - roam nullsec with greatly reduced chance of getting killed? - laugh all night long, listening to the stuff that comes out of our mouths, while having fun (killing ships) in nullsec? - learn or imrpove the PVP skills? - become a better FC? - find a home where you'll belong (if you'll play in our style)? - ... If any of the answers to the above questions is yes, then definitely join OUCH :) Fly fast!
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 197	Posted - 2012.03.10 16:08:00 - [323] - Quote 2George wrote: Do you want to: - have fun in nullsec, instead of being afraid and scream like little girl while running for your life? We do run like little girls sometimes, but that's not screaming, it's laughter. Life On The Bubble
Kalliope Dupre Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 6	Posted - 2012.03.12 11:40:00 - [324] - Quote Are you stuck in High-sec, running the same old missions day in and day out? Come on down to null and inject some excitement into your EVE! Let OUCH show you how.
Dybbuch Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 16	Posted - 2012.03.12 20:33:00 - [325] - Quote No such thing as a natural born killer ......killers are trained .... By OUCH
Whobeus Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 10	Posted - 2012.03.13 05:43:00 - [326] - Quote Hi sec got you bored then learn how to put the fun back in EVE . Join OUCH and learn how to survive in low and nullsec
Kalliope Dupre Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 8	Posted - 2012.03.14 11:07:00 - [327] - Quote Bored and don't know where to go in EVE? Can't stand the thought of alarm-clock ops and mindless structure grinds? Come on down to Curse and learn the joys of NPC Nullsec! OUCH will provide you with the tools you need to not die every 5 minutes :)
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 183	Posted - 2012.03.14 18:04:00 - [328] - Quote Top Corp Battleclinic Ranking Well Done To OUCH Ranked 92nd , Good Job Gents Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 208	Posted - 2012.03.14 23:00:00 - [329] - Quote [url]http://artofwar.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12651770[/url] Golem: 741,000,000 isk Bling Bling Mods to fit Golem: 2,000,000,000 + isk Losing that Golem to trainers and students in frigs and cruisers: PRICELESS Don't lose your bling bling in 0.0. Let OUCH teach you to survive. Training is free. Lolz are priceless. Join us.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 69	Posted - 2012.03.16 12:35:00 - [330] - Quote If bad luck is always following you and you die often when you go into null or lowsec, join OUCH. We'll teach how to survive and fight back in null and lowsec. If you stay with us for long enough, we'll teach you how to give that "bad luck" of yours to other pilots. And if the bad luck sticks with you anyway, we'll at least have more targets too shoot with you in our gang :)
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 69	Posted - 2012.03.17 11:23:00 - [331] - Quote We still don't have any requirements, so everybody can join. All you need to have is a desire to learn, and the ability to follow rules. The rest is pure fun :) Join OUCH.
Unknown Phenomenon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 15	Posted - 2012.03.18 01:27:00 - [332] - Quote Are you a high sec mission running / mining / industrial carebear? Have you completely lost the drive to play Eve that you once had when you started playing? Would you like to engage in some of the most adrenaline pumping small gang warfare in one of the most dangerous nullsec regions in Eve? Then join the Open University of Celestial Hardship or OUCH as we like to call it. We will teach you not only how to pvp in small gang warfare but also to SURVIVE and THRIVE in the lawless space of the Curse Region. We have several pvp modules that will teach you many of the basics of small gang pvp and daily pvp fleets with several kills a day (I personally had about 30 plus today). Most of the instructors / full members are very active and more than happy to help anyone in the pvp arts. And if you are a brand new player to Eve, fear not! We can mentor you into well oiled pvp machine! Join Ouch Today!
Dybbuch Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 20	Posted - 2012.03.18 15:21:00 - [333] - Quote Omegaplex wrote: Top Corp Battleclinic Ranking Well Done To OUCH Ranked 92nd , Good Job Gents 92nd ... last week ... 82nd this week .. ..... ...... .....
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance 187	Posted - 2012.03.19 01:12:00 - [334] - Quote OUCH will train you to be a survivor in 0.0 and by so making you asset to any 0.0 entity that you might decide to join
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 186	Posted - 2012.03.19 02:32:00 - [335] - Quote http://artofwar.eve-kill.net/?a=home Best Way To Spend Your Weekend Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Zoron Dadakath Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 41	Posted - 2012.03.19 09:32:00 - [336] - Quote I was trying to write a witty post to capture your attention, but I realized there's no need. Our track record speaks for itself. Join OUCH now.
Whobeus Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 12	Posted - 2012.03.19 20:29:00 - [337] - Quote Come join the fun and learn how to survive in low nullsec. join OUCH today. Just apply to join. We take all who want to learn.
Jak Reacher Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 39	Posted - 2012.03.20 00:23:00 - [338] - Quote Fight or Flight, its a response that everyperson will experience when threatened. which side do you lean towards? Do you find yourself asking the question should i have stayed and fought? Is that a fight i could win? or am i going to be running in my pod toward the gate while the enemy puts up GF and GG in local.... I advocate a different approach. one that will enlighten you and make it so your the one putting the GF in local and reading the killmail for the other guy(s) pod(s). some say knoweldge is power, i would say through knowledge, experience and training you can have your EVE experience rebuilt. Basicly a Core change in the fundimental thought process reguarding Null Sec survival, PVP and Small Gang PVP. Here at ouch you can acrue this knowledge. here at ouch you can gain experience Here at ouch the training is awaiting you. Your new eve experience can be found here. Prepare yourself because after your done here you will be a creature evolved. Join Ouch
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 200	Posted - 2012.03.20 00:28:00 - [339] - Quote The coolest things I've done in Eve, I've done flying with OUCH. Life On The Bubble
Merlin Aesir Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 15	Posted - 2012.03.20 21:27:00 - [340] - Quote Q: How does one fly through null sec and survive. A: Join OUCH.
CampoV Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 139	Posted - 2012.03.22 13:39:00 - [341] - Quote Sooner or later we realize that a ton of ISK and a gazillion skill points alone don't take our game to a higher level. Consider putting the shiny ship mania aside for awhile and get back to basics. You won't regret your time in OUCH. CampoV [AWA-OUCH] Training Director
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 212	Posted - 2012.03.23 10:20:00 - [342] - Quote Jack and Jill flew in to null To seek their fame and fortune. Jack got them in trouble By landing in the bubble. Now Jill's one pissed off GF! Let OUCH teach you how not to get jacked up in 0.0. Join us.
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 53	Posted - 2012.03.25 06:44:00 - [343] - Quote and then i kinda sat with my legs open and my shorts situated so she could she my........... Hey is that camera on? Look at brens head, then look at my pen15 , then back at Brens head, now look at my pen15 again. Does it look like Bren has a small head to you? Anyway I digress. Guys do yourself a favor and join O.U.C.H. We always know when Bren's group gets a new member. In he pops into k-qwhe and warps straight to the cl gate like he just cashed a plex and is on his way to jita. We look dumbfounded for a minute , then we jump on him and send him to the Hemin hospital. We are on coms saying fresh meat, fresh meat. Then after a couple weeks we see the same guy, and now hes a sneaky little c()nt who gets through. OUCH members are prized kills, even though the ship is cheap as shite. Its because they are hard to catch. Crafty Sons of beaches. The intructors are the most prized of all, and you can see by our killboard that it is very rare we ever get one. If your yearning for the learning this is the place to go. These cats can teach you the basics to staying alive. Or you can pass and come to k-q, where a4d will smash your wagon and take your candy. Well you hope thats all we take. Love you guys at OUCH , your doing it right guys. Your making it hard to get kills, but when we do its like fapping to pron. PS, when you talk to Bren, dont mention the fish smell.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 201	Posted - 2012.03.27 09:54:00 - [344] - Quote BullMastiff wrote: If your yearning for the learning this is the place to go. These cats can teach you the basics to staying alive. Or you can pass and come to k-q, where a4d will smash your wagon and take your candy. Well you hope thats all we take. Love you guys at OUCH , your doing it right guys. Your making it hard to get kills, but when we do its like fapping to pron. Love you too Bull. Quote: PS, when you talk to Bren, dont mention the fish smell. What fish smell? Life On The Bubble
Raybean Kines Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2012.03.27 10:11:00 - [345] - Quote What hours do you keep, OUCH that is?
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 214	Posted - 2012.03.27 10:18:00 - [346] - Quote Sh!t Happens. "Sh!t happens'" happens to be one of those phrases that gets an immediate rise to argument out of me. I hate it almost as much as I hate, "I'm just saying" (but that's a different rant for a different day). Sh!t doesn't just happen. Sh!t happens for a reason. You got your brand new shiny ship popped in 0.0 because you flew into a bubble camp. That sh!t didn't just happen. It happened because you haven't been trained to avoid the camps. It happened because you didn't understand the basics of Nullsec Survival. And, until you do, you will continue to have "sh!t happen" to you and you will continue to lose ships. Or perhaps you'll decide that 0.0 is too scary and stay in hisec. And that would be a shame because 0.0 is where the fun is. So don't be a victim. Don't let "sh!t happen" to you. Join us in OUCH. Learn how to make sh!t happen to others.
Raybean Kines Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2012.03.27 10:25:00 - [347] - Quote Psi, I am interested in joining, but would it be worth it for me, considering my play times are a few hours before and after downtime? Thanks.
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 53	Posted - 2012.03.27 13:40:00 - [348] - Quote Raybean Kines wrote: Psi, I am interested in joining, but would it be worth it for me, considering my play times are a few hours before and after downtime? Thanks. Before and after downtime is the most productive time in eve. Every nard in eve thinks its the safest time to move their shite from point A to point B. This is the time real sharks are feeding like there is chum in the water.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 215	Posted - 2012.03.27 21:55:00 - [349] - Quote Raybean Kines wrote: Psi, I am interested in joining, but would it be worth it for me, considering my play times are a few hours before and after downtime? Thanks. We post our training schedule at the beginning of each month. If your play time is rigidly restricted, it may impact how quickly you can complete the training. But we've had very few people join who have been completely unable to complete due to time restrictions. My suggestion is to join us, review our scheduling, and see if it can work for you. We are an open university. You are free to join and free to leave if it doesn't fit your needs. Looking forward to seeing you in corp chat.
Raybean Kines Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 1	Posted - 2012.03.28 21:21:00 - [350] - Quote Psi, Thanks for responding. I will look in to it, but my times are pretty much set in stone as I work until midnight. I will look into OUCH though.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 77	Posted - 2012.03.30 07:33:00 - [351] - Quote Do you like teaching other people? Do you think that eve is an ever learning place, and you can never know it all? Then join ouch. First we'll teach you how to survive in nullsec and give you basic knowledge for pvp. If you'll follow the rules and fly smart, you'll die much less, kill more and graduate with a medal. However, if you feel like graduation is not the end of it, if you'll play eve in the way we play it, and we like you, senior staff of ouch might let you stay as a permanent member of ouch. For permanent members, we have even more advanced training programs that you can receive. Like: Greatly mproving that basic knowledge of pvp by practice, flying bigger and better hulls efficiently, how to be a master tackler, how to FC properly, etc. The training never ends. Join ouch and start learning :)
APC Get High on Our Supply 2	Posted - 2012.03.30 09:35:00 - [352] - Quote Wow this is actually a great idea! I would like to try nul sec as soon as I get enough money to lose some ships
VinnieXL Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 9	Posted - 2012.03.30 09:45:00 - [353] - Quote APC wrote: Wow this is actually a great idea! I would like to try nul sec as soon as I get enough money to lose some ships APC, as a student you will only use t1 frigs and t1 fitting, so any losses won't really cost you that much!
APC Get High on Our Supply 2	Posted - 2012.03.30 12:12:00 - [354] - Quote VinnieXL wrote: APC wrote: Wow this is actually a great idea! I would like to try nul sec as soon as I get enough money to lose some ships APC, as a student you will only use t1 frigs and t1 fitting, so any losses won't really cost you that much! Yes but I still find exploring interesting, but when I'm bored with it I will definitely contact you.
VinnieXL Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 9	Posted - 2012.03.31 07:40:00 - [355] - Quote APC wrote: VinnieXL wrote: APC wrote: Wow this is actually a great idea! I would like to try nul sec as soon as I get enough money to lose some ships APC, as a student you will only use t1 frigs and t1 fitting, so any losses won't really cost you that much! Yes but I still find exploring interesting, but when I'm bored with it I will definitely contact you. You will always be welcome to join!
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 203	Posted - 2012.03.31 19:12:00 - [356] - Quote I get a few private convo requests and evemails from folks wanting to know if we are still recruiting. The answer to that is yes... and no Yes, if you're looking to join OUCH as a student, take our courses over a few weeks while following the rules of the corp. All you have to do is apply. It's that easy No, if you're looking to join OUCH to become an instructor and you believe that you're too experienced to go through our program. We don't equate skill points or years playing Eve with actual knowledge and experience. In other words, we believe that as experienced as you might think you are, you just don't know what you don't know OUCH instructors are home grown. We all have our OUCH training as the foundation that we are building on from. We're not elite, but we are professional, and if you want to be a part of it, you gotta come in at the ground floor. Life On The Bubble
Whobeus Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 16	Posted - 2012.04.01 20:48:00 - [357] - Quote OUCH is about learning how to live and survive in low and nullsec, and having a lot of fun while you learn. Come join OUCH . All you have to do is apply to join. Why wait join now.
Praetorius Bane Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2012.04.03 03:29:00 - [358] - Quote I am interested in joining OUCH, where do I sign up?
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 72	Posted - 2012.04.03 04:47:00 - [359] - Quote Praetorius Bane wrote: I am interested in joining OUCH, where do I sign up? You can submit an application to Open University of Celestial Hardship. It looks like you're already in an NPC corp. Or, you can talk to someone in the OUCH-UNI channel.
Ordio Soul 16th Interspacial Dynasty Interspacial Dynasty 2	Posted - 2012.04.04 09:44:00 - [360] - Quote This interests me, though I'm pretty new to eve and haven't got lots of isk. Is it advisable to build up lots of isk to cover ship / module loss before joining? Or is it a case of bit of training, bit of isk making? How do missions etc work in null sec?
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 209	Posted - 2012.04.04 10:53:00 - [361] - Quote Ordio Soul wrote: Is it advisable to build up lots of isk to cover ship / module loss before joining? Or is it a case of bit of training, bit of isk making? How do missions etc work in null sec? We teach our students in high sec and recommend they mission there in between classes to make the isk to afford their ships. Our T1 frigate fits for students are very inexpensive so you should be able to afford your losses while you are with us. We don't teach you how to make isk, so you're going to have to figure out how to afford future shinies on your own. Life On The Bubble
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 226	Posted - 2012.04.04 10:57:00 - [362] - Quote Ordio Soul wrote: This interests me, though I'm pretty new to eve and haven't got lots of isk. Is it advisable to build up lots of isk to cover ship / module loss before joining? Or is it a case of bit of training, bit of isk making? How do missions etc work in null sec? All training modules are held in high sec so there is little chance of losing a ship during a class. Once you begin moving into null sec to apply the things you have learned, you will initially be restricted to approved student-fit T1 frigates. These ships generally cost only around 400k isk. We pride ourselves in proving that, with proper training, even very new players flying the cheapest of ships can thrive in null sec, and even engage and kill older pilots flying shiny ships. Nothing pleases us more than taking down a billion-isk ship with only a handful of frigs. If you've been playing long enough to earn the ~400k isk for your first student-fit frigate, then you have everything you need to successfully complete the OUCH training. Join us.
Ordio Soul 16th Interspacial Dynasty Interspacial Dynasty 4	Posted - 2012.04.04 11:15:00 - [363] - Quote Sounds very interesting indeed. I may just apply :)
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 83	Posted - 2012.04.05 12:59:00 - [364] - Quote Are you're affraid of the pirates lurking in low and nullsec, that are trying to get your precious cargo content. The one that you're hauling in your brand new shinny transporter Join ouch, we'll teach you how to avoid nasty bubble camps in nullsec, and how to travel safely through low and nullsec.
Kurotage Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.04.06 17:55:00 - [365] - Quote If apprehension has kept you out of null, you are missing out on a lot of the game YOU are paying for. We take a lot of the scary out of null by providing you with the training necessary to manage your risks. Let worrying be the other guy's problem, you have better things to do. OUCH, expand your universe.
Miss Teri Open University of Celestial Hardship 32	Posted - 2012.04.08 02:49:00 - [366] - Quote Are you getting bored doing the same missions over and over? Get your feet wet in null-sec by joining 0UCH!
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 194	Posted - 2012.04.08 08:03:00 - [367] - Quote Want to travel anywhere in EVE and not lose your shiny ship Want to scoff at gate camps and avoid the blobbers Want the confidence to PVP Want the know how Join OUCH These fine gents will teach you like Yoda If I didn't have respect for what these guys do , I wouldn't bump them Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Angela Constantine Appetite 4 Destruction 3	Posted - 2012.04.08 13:15:00 - [368] - Quote The neighbors you just love to hate :)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 212	Posted - 2012.04.08 15:52:00 - [369] - Quote You can buy 50 Rifters and jump into lawless space and learn it the traditional way. We call that the "Hard Way". Been there, done that, T-Shirt acquired. Or you can take our course and get the tools you'll need to survive just to make it to the fight. We call that the "Easy Way". When you finish the course, you'll be light years ahead of the guy who lost 50 Rifters. Guaranteed. Life On The Bubble
Ol Stumpy Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.04.08 17:00:00 - [370] - Quote Please give us a try, you won't regret it. Learn Null-sec survival the best way.
Dybbuch Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 26	Posted - 2012.04.08 17:36:00 - [371] - Quote So ..... Last night ......we manoeuvred a cov ops to give optimal warp in on a hurricane who was at a high tac on a nearby gate Scrammed jammed and dead ......... No idea what I'm saying ...... Join OUCH and learn ....... You were the hurricane pilot ???? We could have taught you how not to be podding home OUCH - it just makes sense
Amanda Orion Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.04.09 07:03:00 - [372] - Quote Null sec survival isn't hard - once you know how. Let OUCH show you the way.
Ol Stumpy Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 3	Posted - 2012.04.09 10:48:00 - [373] - Quote *Bump Please give us a try, you won't regret it. Learn Null-sec survival the best way.
K'Kass Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 4	Posted - 2012.04.09 17:23:00 - [374] - Quote Shiny new vengeance 22 mill T2 rocket lanchers with mijolnir rage 8 mill Rigged for range and tank 2 mill Blinking at the blue flash and looking at your wreck whilst you try together the pod out - priceless For hulls and modules there's ISK ..... For learning how to use them there's OUCH
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 90	Posted - 2012.04.10 14:40:00 - [375] - Quote Did you ever join a nullsec alliance, which was promising daily PVP and lots of fun defending their territory. But all you got was mostly empty space and occasional blob vs blob, where you were just a straw in a haystack, with your cruiser sized ship, dropped in one of the squads somewhere in 100+ sized fleet? And they told you that's what PVP is. If you feel that that couldn't be further from the truth, join OUCH We'll show and teach you how to fight in a controllable sized fleets, where single frigate sized ship actually matters (as it always should), where your frigate or a cruiser sized ship will be a great tactical advantage over the opposing fleet. And where we show our behinds to the fleets, where all you need is Big ships and Lots of them and no need for brains at all. Join OUCH and learn how to tactically defeat the enemy fleet with smaller and cheaper ships, but with knowledge of how to really fly them efficiently.
Kalliope Dupre Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 20	Posted - 2012.04.13 11:33:00 - [376] - Quote Are you worried about the upcoming Hulkageddon? Come on down to null-sec and let OUCH teach you how to be a survivor in all areas of space!
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 233	Posted - 2012.04.13 11:36:00 - [377] - Quote Why are you still sitting in hisec? You know you're bored to tears with mining and missioning and all those other dreary forms of PvE. You know you've been considering unsubbing because the excitement just isn't there. You know you've been reading the blogs and itching to find the EVE that all these guys write about. You know the one... The EVE where adrenaline courses through your veins as you and your fleetmates warp onto grid and engage players just as bloodthirsty as yourselves. The EVE where you burn away from one opponent while spiraling in on the chosen primary. The EVE where you lock down your target and watch his shields melt away under your guns. The EVE where shiny ships explode and leave you shaking with the excitement of victory. That EVE does exist. And you can be a part of it. OUCH will teach you to survive in nullsec. OUCH will teach you your role as a critical element of the combat fleet. OUCH will teach you to be the killer you know you want to be. OUCH will help you find the excitement and the EVE you are dreaming of. Join us.
Dybbuch Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 32	Posted - 2012.04.13 12:40:00 - [378] - Quote Friday 13th .... Its supposed to be unlucky .. but as Louis Pasteur wrote " Luck Favours the Prepared mind" Let OUCH help prepare yours ....
Whobeus Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 27	Posted - 2012.04.13 18:55:00 - [379] - Quote Turn Fri 13 into your lucky day join OUCH now and learn how to survive those low sec and nullsec Gate Camps. Just apply to join.
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 75	Posted - 2012.04.14 17:18:00 - [380] - Quote Even the 14th can be your lucky day as well. If you've been contemplating on what all the fuss is about with nullsec, join OUCH so that you'll spend more time in your ship and less time getting sent back to your med clone. If you have questions, come join the OUCH-UNI channel and ask away. Otherwise, you can put in an application.
Ol Stumpy Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 10	Posted - 2012.04.14 19:33:00 - [381] - Quote *Bump Please give us a try, you won't regret it. Learn Null-sec survival the best way.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 94	Posted - 2012.04.15 11:16:00 - [382] - Quote So you're bored to death sitting in highsec, but whenever you enter nullsec you're "sent back" to high sec using your cloning facility? And you always wanted to be the pilot, that's somehow able to warp really close to one of those nasty bubble camps that are frequent in null sec. And not in some kind of stealth bomber or covert ops ship, but in a regular Tech1 frigate with basic unnamed modules. You wanted to make the campers nervous, sneaking in behind their backs. You wanna know how to be so close to the sniping naga, that you could hear his lifesupport systems humming, without him knowing that you're there. And you always wanted to slip through the gates and continue your journey with an interdictor quarding them vigorously, waving them goodbye and wishig them better luck next time, while their jaws drop wondering how you could do that? If you wanna learn how to do any or all of the above, join OUCH. We'll teach you for free. All you have to do is follow few of our rules, and have the desire to learn :)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 224	Posted - 2012.04.15 14:55:00 - [383] - Quote I got my 2000th kill as a member of OUCH this weekend, an epic tale of the Happy Rainbow Fun Fleet II. Yes, I'm kind of partial to ECM. Thanks for asking. Life On The Bubble
Nathaniel Sandalphon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 1	Posted - 2012.04.15 20:37:00 - [384] - Quote To anyone who wants to try the null for himself but don't know where to begin...OUCH is the place to go Instructors know their stuff so you get first class info. But wait it gets even better.... While hanging around you become comfortable in null just like it was Hsec, you get to know how PvP works, traveling is easy if you do it the OUCH way (you will die eventually) and you have FUN doing it. So do yourself a favor and join OUCH, its one of those things people can't take away from you
James Wriggleworth Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.04.16 12:32:00 - [385] - Quote Just wanted to bump this for OUCH! justice. I only joined 3 days ago (and joined EVE only a week ago), but wanted to say how great it is. 2George decided to teach me and 2 others ad hoc, out of the kindness of his heart, when the beginning modules weren't planned at all The day after I managed to do so more training under Dybbuch. My (limited) experience is that they're all great guys that actually know their stuff and are happy to answer questions (of which I have a lot). At this rate I'll be able to administer the OUCH to my enemies soon enough!
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 65	Posted - 2012.04.17 13:22:00 - [386] - Quote James Wriggleworth wrote: Just wanted to bump this for OUCH! justice. I only joined 3 days ago (and joined EVE only a week ago), but wanted to say how great it is. 2George decided to teach me and 2 others ad hoc, out of the kindness of his heart, when the beginning modules weren't planned at all The day after I managed to do so more training under Dybbuch. My (limited) experience is that they're all great guys that actually know their stuff and are happy to answer questions (of which I have a lot). At this rate I'll be able to administer the OUCH to my enemies soon enough! Although I'm saddened by the lost opportunity to show you the spectacular light displays you can see in K-qwhe when traveling through our fine system (also very safe place to look around) I believe you have saved yourself alot of misery by joining these guys. They will teach you what you need to know. Please feel free to sample some of the products we sale in k-q. We have the widest selections in curse, and you will always have one of our fine representatives help you along the way. cheers
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 105	Posted - 2012.04.18 22:38:00 - [387] - Quote As bullmastiff said, if you don't like to see the "spectacular light displays" from the wrong side of "the light display", join ouch
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 198	Posted - 2012.04.19 17:25:00 - [388] - Quote Good crew to fly with and Will train you into a survivor ;)
Dybbuch Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 40	Posted - 2012.04.20 09:11:00 - [389] - Quote The first time you get locked and start taking damage ... Sweaty palms pumping heart nerves tingling but above all a moment of paralysing fear Ouch will teach you .... The only thing to fear is fear itself ( that and miss Teri)
Whobeus Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 37	Posted - 2012.04.20 21:20:00 - [390] - Quote Bored with mining, bored with running missions but too scared to try PVP then join OUCH and learn how to survive and thrive in nullsec.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 241	Posted - 2012.04.22 02:31:00 - [391] - Quote Sometimes I get a convo asking me if we are still recruiting. I always laugh at the thought. OUCH is never recruiting: We advertise a service to teach you tactics that should help you learn to survive in in null sec space. There's a reason it's called Open University. If you want to learn, all you need to do to join is ask. Open enrollment. No hidden fees. All we ask is you be patient and follow our corporate policies and regulations while you are with us. Stay for a while, get trained and leave, if staying and training others is not what you want to do. We don't have drama. We don't want a ton of members to fund our corporate expenses. Honestly, we kick out half of our enrollment for failing to train, or for failing to follow our regulations. Join us and train. Fail to train, you're gone. We don't encourage our players to waste their time, and we definitely waste our time on people who don't really want the training we give. There is no catch. We're the real deal. Life On The Bubble
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 246	Posted - 2012.04.26 16:18:00 - [392] - Quote The coming month promises to be one of tears, tears, and ever more tears. Hulkageddon, Jita Will Burn, TechniumGate. These are to be exciting times indeed. High sec is likely to prove little safer than null. Are you prepared? Everyone knows OUCH will teach you to survive in nullsec. But many don't realize that the same teachings apply to these "interesting" times in hisec. Do you know how to survive the coming bloodbath. We'll teach you what you need to know. Join us.
Omegaplex Appetite 4 Destruction 211	Posted - 2012.04.27 17:46:00 - [393] - Quote Don' t End Up A Statistic Take The OUCH Course Learn Valuable Tactics That You Can Take With You Don't End Up On The Killboards Of Your Foe Or As Another Killmail For Others To Gawk As Your Stupidity .. As Above Undocking In Jita ATM Omegaplex , Proud To Be A4D
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 244	Posted - 2012.04.29 15:07:00 - [394] - Quote If someone told you that terrorists are going to be outside of city hall shooting people in white shirts, would you go to city hall wearing a white shirt? You might not believe it, but I bet you'd at least wear black, just in case the rumors prove true. Me? I'd turn on the news and see what's going on myself. So when I look at the news and see all of the destroyed ships in Jita, I just have to believe that there's no shortage of idiots. We all know that Low sec is not safe. We understand that Null sec is not safe. But people do not understand that High sec is not safe either. The only thing that can make you safe is to learn to be aware of your environment and avoid the other pilots target lock. OUCH can put some of those survival tools in your toolbox. Life On The Bubble
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 247	Posted - 2012.05.01 03:40:00 - [395] - Quote If you are not sufficiently paranoid in New Eden, you WILL lose your shiny new toy -- regardless of whether you haunt high sec, low sec or null sec. But neither will a healthy dose of paranoia protect you if you haven't the training to avoid those dirty birds seeking your demise. Now let me share a little secret.... The vast majority of those dirty birds are not properly trained either. With proper training, you can put the dirty birds on a rotisserie. Join us. Now pass me a drumstick...
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 249	Posted - 2012.05.03 12:59:00 - [396] - Quote Some players believe that as soon as they jump in to 0.0 they will die. Some players believe that the only way to travel through 0.0 is in a nullifier-fit Tengu. Some players believe that as soon they get locked by an opponent their shiny is going to go boom. These players have not been trained by OUCH. Learn how to negotiate your way through 0.0. Learn when to engage and when to run. Learn to win. Join us.
Nick Volbeat The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 93	Posted - 2012.05.03 21:40:00 - [397] - Quote Good crew to fly with and lessons to be learnt
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 107	Posted - 2012.05.04 11:57:00 - [398] - Quote Since jita burned and hulkagedon event happened, tech II ships prices sky rocketed. After this two events you're probably even more nervous to fly those expensive hulls and modules. And you fly them only because you feel like you'll be powerless if you don't use the best possible module on the best possible ship you can fly. If that's the case, you couldn't be further from the truth. In OUCH students and permanent members (trainers) regularly fly tech I ships, with not the best possible modules, and have a great success with them. If you're wondering how that is possible, join us. We'll teach you how to fly all ships (even noobships), to the maximum potential, and how to survive in them anywhere.
Raegon Sevareau Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.05.04 17:38:00 - [399] - Quote I have applied. Teach me, great masters, to eat metal and shoot iron lasers from my eyes.
Whobeus Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 38	Posted - 2012.05.05 19:10:00 - [400] - Quote O'yea it's so nice to live in nullsec than to constantly die will trying to pass thru: Join OUCH and learn how.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 250	Posted - 2012.05.06 14:03:00 - [401] - Quote Raegon Sevareau wrote: I have applied. Teach me, great masters, to eat metal and shoot iron lasers from my eyes. Research has shown that eating metal does not power iron eye lasers. However, Minmatar pilots have been known to consume vast quantities of toxic metals in order to sh*t projectile ammo for their autocannons. (Not recommended if flying anything larger than a frigate!) But if it's lasers you want, I suggest a cocktail of Quafe Zero and Frentix with a healthy splash of Johnny Walker Blue. That should power up your Amarr eyes. Be sure to keep your shades on around friends! Now that you know all about manufacturing your own ammo. Join us to learn nullsec survival.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 245	Posted - 2012.05.07 10:54:00 - [402] - Quote We're so small gang and survival oriented, we even do Level 4 missions in Frigates. Life On The Bubble
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 77	Posted - 2012.05.07 11:27:00 - [403] - Quote Psi Theta wrote: Raegon Sevareau wrote: I have applied. Teach me, great masters, to eat metal and shoot iron lasers from my eyes. Research has shown that eating metal does not power iron eye lasers. However, Minmatar pilots have been known to consume vast quantities of toxic metals in order to sh*t projectile ammo for their autocannons. (Not recommended if flying anything larger than a frigate!) But if it's lasers you want, I suggest a cocktail of Quafe Zero and Frentix with a healthy splash of Johnny Walker Blue. That should power up your Amarr eyes. Be sure to keep your shades on around friends! Now that you know all about manufacturing your own ammo. Join us to learn nullsec survival. Try lead paint chips. It will help you cope with my posts in local. BullMastiff A.K.A. " Clayton Bigsby" http://pigroll.com/img/clayton_bigsby_white_supremist.jpg A4D forever
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 252	Posted - 2012.05.08 00:40:00 - [404] - Quote BullMastiff wrote: Try lead paint chips. It will help you cope with my posts in local. BullMastiff A.K.A. " Clayton Bigsby" http://pigroll.com/img/clayton_bigsby_white_supremist.jpg A4D forever Bull, you know your posts in local are always the highlight of my day. I just make sure to send the kids away before opening any links. It's like Forrest Gump always said, "... you never know what you're gonna get." But it ain't gonna be no box o' chocolates.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 108	Posted - 2012.05.10 19:51:00 - [405] - Quote Are you curious, what is that nullsec stuff everybody is talking about, but are too afraid to enter. Or you already entered it, only to die to a gate camp few jumps later, never to return. Or maybe you want to be part of that gatecamp and learn how pvp actually works. If any of the above is true, join OUCH we'll show you the path :)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 246	Posted - 2012.05.12 14:51:00 - [406] - Quote One of the issues living in null is prices on a lot of popular things can be very expensive, but there are bargains to be found on items out here. Fire sales happen, especially when people pick up and move to the next region. But unlike Empire, chances are high that the seller of your brand new cruiser is sitting outside the station, waiting for you to undock so he can test the hull of your ship. But don't worry, you don't have to go without, you just have to be prepared when you make your pick ups. Life On The Bubble
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 201	Posted - 2012.05.14 14:50:00 - [407] - Quote OUCH train players and show them that flying a cheap t1 frig is just as lethal (even more) as a max skilled fella flying a t2-t3 ship packing some serius "bling" in its slots can be, and they show you the importance of teamplay but also train you to be on your own in a hostile enviroment. good lessons to be learnt and fun times so join OUCH PS: can i have my bunnyrabbit back now?
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 246	Posted - 2012.05.14 23:08:00 - [408] - Quote Adeptus mecanicus wrote: OUCH train players and show them that flying a cheap t1 frig is just as lethal (even more) as a max skilled fella flying a t2-t3 ship packing some serius "bling" in its slots can be, and they show you the importance of teamplay but also train you to be on your own in a hostile enviroment. good lessons to be learnt and fun times so join OUCH PS: can i have my bunnyrabbit back now? When you're all done playing outside, you come in, wash your hands and face 'fore supper, eat your vittles and say your prayers, and I'll make sure to tuck Mr. Roger in with you. Life On The Bubble
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 79	Posted - 2012.05.15 17:30:00 - [409] - Quote http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/2/0/128620.jpg?v=1
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 246	Posted - 2012.05.15 23:22:00 - [410] - Quote BullMastiff wrote: http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/2/0/128620.jpg?v=1 Now that's Mr. Rogers, not Roger... but it is effing cool. Life On The Bubble
Shurak Nakar Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2012.05.16 13:31:00 - [411] - Quote As a new player I can attest that the OUCH training really pushes you up the learning curve. I joined OUCH in my very first month of playing EVE. The money I got through the new player experience has been enough for my time in OUCH as the frigates are cheap to replace if lost at all. The training helped immensely to get a grip at a lot of things EVE throws at you as a beginning player. Now three months later I have a clean UI, can use overview and bracket settings to my advantage, have flown in fleets and been on both sides of a bubble. Most importantly I lived in Null Sec. for a time, travelled through Null as well as back and forth to high. Even as a new pilot I know I can live there and that gives my invaluable options of where to go now and what to try. The actually hardest part as a new player is that you can not try every aspect of EVE for a little time (e.g. entering wormholes), but what you learn makes more than up to that. So if you are a new, or not so new, player try OUCH. It helps to stand on the shoulder of giants.
Dybbuch Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 44	Posted - 2012.05.19 07:16:00 - [412] - Quote OUCH .. because sometimes you just need training wheels for a little while .. that said .. they look ridiculous on a rifter ..
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 248	Posted - 2012.05.21 01:37:00 - [413] - Quote In Eve, you can choose to be what you want to be. So, choose to be unafraid, live in null sec and play the game that you want to play. We'll teach you how. Life On The Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 109	Posted - 2012.05.21 11:55:00 - [414] - Quote If you want to see the new missile effects after tuesday, but don't want to see them on your own ship. Join OUCH, we'll teach you how to avoid being shot at.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 109	Posted - 2012.05.23 13:04:00 - [415] - Quote So you still don't dare to enter nullsec, because you're waiting to have a bit more skills, so you can fly a better ship. Surviving in nullsec is not about better ships, it's not even about bigger fleets. An opponent will rather sonner than later bring a bigger fleet and better ships and beat you. Surviving in nullsec is using the environment and ship that you're curently in (even if it's just a rookie shipe), to the max potential. And that is what we'll teach you in OUCH. With us you'll learn how to travel through nullsec "safely", how to avoid engagements that you don't want, and how to engage other ships, and all that by learning true potential of modules and the ships everyone can use. Don't wait for "tomorow", learn more about this game by joining us now, and have more fun :)
Malcolm Slayton Viziam Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2012.05.23 14:05:00 - [416] - Quote This corporation looks very interesting ;) What stops me for joining for the moment though are: - the time of the training sessions. I live in France and I can play usually about 19:30/20:00 GMT till 23:00 GMT about, so your training sessions are a bit early for me, with a wife and two children - I'm afraid it will be difficult for me to understand technical spoken english, written english is ok, spoken is harder ;)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 248	Posted - 2012.05.28 10:57:00 - [417] - Quote Join the OUCH-UNI channel for more info. Seems like folks aren't following this thread. Gonna have to take some folks out behind the woodshed. Somebody go cut me a switch. Life On The Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 248	Posted - 2012.05.29 23:25:00 - [418] - Quote Hulkaggeddon bounties got you down? Give OUCH a try. Because Null Sec survival techniques work in High Sec too. Life On The Bubble
Unknown Phenomenon Selective Pressure Rote Kapelle 23	Posted - 2012.05.30 17:47:00 - [419] - Quote My time in Ouch was some of the most fun I've had since I started playing Eve. They will teach you about survivability, fleet tactics, picking the right targets, basic fleet communications and general awareness. If you have been hesitant about getting into pvp, these are the guys that can get you over that hump and turn you into a well oiled killing machine. Great bunch of people.
Sygma Appetite 4 Destruction 106	Posted - 2012.05.30 17:58:00 - [420] - Quote Although Bren and I are no longer BFF's, this is an excellent training corp. If you don't know anything about 0.0 survival this is the corp for you. You will learn how to travel, bounce safes, bubble camp, gank, etc. They really are good at what they do. Sincerely Redacted.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 111	Posted - 2012.05.31 12:09:00 - [421] - Quote Even if you're flying in nullsec for you whole life as an eve pilot, you're more than welcome to join OUCH. You might already know how to use TACS and how to scramble a target, but our learning program is so vast that you'll certainly hear and learn something new. We have 9 modules of classes in total about 12hrs of "uploading" knowledge into your RL brains, And that's only theory with simulated practice. After that you move to nullsec, where you'll use those skills to practice in our fleets doing "real" pvp, traveling through 0.0, avoiding bubble camps, learning about the various fittings of numerous ships in eve, etc. In general you'll learn how to die less and kill more. Join OUCH you won't be sorry :)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 251	Posted - 2012.06.04 11:02:00 - [422] - Quote You can buy some Rifters, jump into low sec, and lose some ships. That's Learning the Hard Way. Join OUCH. We make it easier. Life On The Bubble
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 204	Posted - 2012.06.04 17:40:00 - [423] - Quote Bren Genzan wrote: You can buy some Rifters, jump into low sec, and lose some ships. That's Learning the Hard Way. Join OUCH. We make it easier. And you can still fly rifters btw bren bump my thread.......you know we like a reach around now and again
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 252	Posted - 2012.06.05 21:27:00 - [424] - Quote Adeptus mecanicus wrote: And you can still fly rifters btw bren bump my thread.......you know we like a reach around now and again But it's soooooo hard to bump your alliance... they aren't our biggest fans. Life On The Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 112	Posted - 2012.06.06 09:34:00 - [425] - Quote Are you an industrial pilot and don't need the PVP skills or knowledge. OUCH is a training corp teaching foremost how to survive in null and low security space. So even if you don't want to shoot other people, the skills you'll learn with us, will help you greatly while trying to survive that shortened hauling run, that goes straight through Amamake. Join OUCH, it'll be fun :)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 253	Posted - 2012.06.08 10:07:00 - [426] - Quote Quote: what's with everyone and falcons does anybody want a straight up fight? That was asked to us in Local last night, by a guy who deliberately came at us, looking for trouble. Let me answer it here: No. This is Eve and welcome to Curse. The only people who engage in combat that don't think that they have the edge and will win, are people who have little experience in player to player combat. Experienced PvPers think they have better skills, a better ship, a better fit, or better tactics that will see them through the fight. Or they know that reinforcements are coming. That means if you're flying a battlecruiser and your opponent is flying a frigate... and he engages you... he knows something you don't know. "I am not left handed." Life On The Bubble
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 81	Posted - 2012.06.08 10:49:00 - [427] - Quote FACT !! BUT , falcons are gay!!!! if we are not using them of course. ;-)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 253	Posted - 2012.06.09 20:29:00 - [428] - Quote BullMastiff wrote: FACT !! BUT , falcons are gay!!!! if we are not using them of course. ;-) Of course. Life On The Bubble
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 205	Posted - 2012.06.09 21:59:00 - [429] - Quote Falcons!? Why i never!!.......oh wai
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 255	Posted - 2012.06.10 14:05:00 - [430] - Quote Last night our frigate and cruiser fleet caught a Domi, pounded him 50 percent into armor, and yes, Virginia, he popped a cyno. Didn't see that coming. Titan Bridge FTW? A fleet of HACs and BCs incoming? Blackops gang? We get those once or twice a week, the students love it. But no, Virginia, all we got was a solo Nyx. For the uninitiated, that's a supercarrier. And since our little gang didn't have the DPS for that, we let him go. It's times like these I wish I had a Bat Phone. The irony of it is, we've seen better: PL used a Bait carrier to drop 3 Nyxs and a pair of Aeons on us few months ago. I got that fight on Fraps, it's pretty cool. Life On The Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 255	Posted - 2012.06.12 10:37:00 - [431] - Quote Summertime is here and so is OUCH. We've cut back on some of our mid week classes, but we're keeping most of our weekend classes on the schedule. 1800 Eve Time, Saturdays and Sundays, we're online, in game, teaching newbies how to stay alive in null. Check out the link in the OUCH-UNI channel for more info. Life On The Bubble
Emmaree Ministry of War Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2012.06.13 17:40:00 - [432] - Quote They might suck at updating their recruitment thread, but their nullsec survival course works. Join OUCH or continue dying in 0.0.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 113	Posted - 2012.06.14 09:38:00 - [433] - Quote Emmaree wrote: They might suck at updating their recruitment thread. We're just too busy teaching students how to survive in nullsec :)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 256	Posted - 2012.06.15 02:46:00 - [434] - Quote Classes are taught almost every Saturday and Sunday at 1800. Yes, that's Eve time. Silly question. Life On The Bubble
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 83	Posted - 2012.06.16 04:31:00 - [435] - Quote Guys, If your thinking about moving to curse. please dont join ouch first. move in and get to know the place. I feel you really need to lose some ships before joining Bren's group, It will teach you appreciation for what they do. Besides, are you not men? Men dont read directions until after they f () ck up. Bully http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww245/bullmastiff_2009/fun/photo.jpg A4D foreva
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 113	Posted - 2012.06.18 11:19:00 - [436] - Quote So you see this huge thread on a recruitment forum and think that this is some massive corp where you'll get lost in the crowd. Wrong! We're a training corporation teaching how to survive and fight in null and low security space. Each member goes through the same program and same rules, gets the same respect and attention as every other student. In each class there are generally 5-10 students and we answer to each and everyone if we need to. Once you complete the classes, you can join the pvp fleets in nullsec which rarely grow larger than 15-ish members. We don't like Blob wars, we prefer small, smart, tactical, organized kind of fights. Where one tech1 frigate can actually change the outcome of a fight. Join OUCH :)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 256	Posted - 2012.06.21 01:51:00 - [437] - Quote BullMastiff wrote: Guys, If your thinking about moving to curse. please dont join ouch first. move in and get to know the place. I feel you really need to lose some ships before joining Bren's group, It will teach you appreciation for what they do. Besides, are you not men? Men dont read directions until after they f () ck up. Bully http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww245/bullmastiff_2009/fun/photo.jpg A4D foreva Life On The Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 113	Posted - 2012.06.22 12:35:00 - [438] - Quote A Loki landed in our bubble: 214mil Our fleet has a cruiser and two assault frigs: about 150mil loki fitting: smokescreen covert ops cloaking device II: 120mil gist x-txype 100mn ab: 130mil gist armor hardener: 350mil centum c-type adaptive nano membrane: 195mil tech II rigs: 230mil our fleet making that loki explode in our bubble : Priceless For everything else there's OUCH, join us :)
Nick Volbeat The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 94	Posted - 2012.06.23 08:37:00 - [439] - Quote OUCH will train you to live in 0.0 while Staying alive
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.06.23 10:10:00 - [440] - Quote Just now i realised how much more there's to explore besides Hi-Sec. OUCH practise what they preach, and that covers a lot more than just making u feel at ease when jumping through hostile environments. Glad i signed up, because there is a ton of information you can learn from these guys. Hope to greet you as a fellow student. o7
Amanda Orion Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 5	Posted - 2012.06.24 11:14:00 - [441] - Quote Join OUCH and learn to kill (a lot!) more than you lose...
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 256	Posted - 2012.06.27 10:28:00 - [442] - Quote CCP likes to say that Eve is a Sandbox, where you can choose to do whatever you want to do. We in OUCH choose to teach people null sec survival techniques, basic PvP training and fleet operations and help people get a leg up toward the Eve career that they want to have. All it costs is a little time and bit of patience. Life On The Bubble
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 81	Posted - 2012.06.28 05:24:00 - [443] - Quote Still thinking about trying your hand at null sec? Tired of high sec and running the same missions over and over? Getting sick of sucking planets dry? That was me. Join OUCH to learn how to survive and to pvp in null long enough to enjoy the change in scenery. I joined up almost a year ago and I've never looked back. It's almost time for me to celebrate my 500th kill. Tempus fugit.
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 81	Posted - 2012.06.30 19:45:00 - [444] - Quote As we move into the second half of the year, why don't you consider making a mid-year resolution and join us at OUCH? We hold classes at varying times and build a foundation for surviving in null sec. The good news? What you learn can help with other aspects of EVE. Stop by the OUCH-UNI channel and say hi to learn more.
Amanda Orion Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 7	Posted - 2012.07.01 15:39:00 - [445] - Quote Tired of being the fly? Join 0UCH and learn to be the spider!
Hidari Doomsday ASTARTES CORP Hashashin Cartel 7	Posted - 2012.07.01 20:55:00 - [446] - Quote bump for a great group of guys. ASTARTES CORP misses flying with you guys in Curse. Doomsday
Zhon k'Zura Zurakaru LTD 1	Posted - 2012.07.01 23:38:00 - [447] - Quote Hey guys! I do enjoy what you do and how you do it. And Bren is one sexy man...or woman?
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 89	Posted - 2012.07.03 04:17:00 - [448] - Quote Zhon k'Zura wrote: Hey guys! I do enjoy what you do and how you do it. And Bren is one sexy man...or woman? I guess answering that question is one reason for someone to join OUCH. Otherwise, take advantage of summer break and give our classes a try. And, you won't need to worry about tuition increases, overpriced parking permits, and smelly classmates. Instead, you learn about surviving 0.0 and PvPing.
StevieTopSiders Evolution The Retirement Club 36	Posted - 2012.07.03 04:49:00 - [449] - Quote Moar like Open University of Run from Stevie's Sleipnir. :smug: But actually, these guys aren't terrible.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 280	Posted - 2012.07.03 09:45:00 - [450] - Quote StevieTopSiders wrote: Moar like Open University of Run from Stevie's Sleipnir. :smug: When just about anything that tanks carries a cyno and hotdrops in 30 man HAC gangs, sometimes you just have to let a Sleipnir go. But I'll admit, Titan bridging is cool, I just can't afford one on my beer budget. Quote: But actually, these guys aren't terrible. Thank you very much, you're a beautiful audience. Please remember to tip your servers. Life On The Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 129	Posted - 2012.07.04 11:22:00 - [451] - Quote In eve you can't really win, there's so much to learn, so much to conquer, and so many pilots to fight, that it's simply impossible. But if your eve life includes flying ships, joining OUCH and graduating with us, will make you a safer pilot, improve your playtime experience and maybe even change the way you played eve so far. And when you put the skills we'll teach you to practice, you just might start thinking if the first scentence in this post is really correct Join ouch and learn something you've never heard before.
Elan Traven Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.07.06 05:26:00 - [452] - Quote Come discover more of the inner workings of a complicated game, join OUCH!
Jak Reacher Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 47	Posted - 2012.07.08 20:58:00 - [453] - Quote Run through curse and have a sad/mad day? you mad bro? dont be mad. be glad, join ouch and we will help you not be mad.... ....bro
Amanda Orion Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 10	Posted - 2012.07.09 08:08:00 - [454] - Quote This morning I was chased across 2 systems, and escaped from a dead end system with a bubble on the gate... and lived... admittedly with no shields :) How did i do it? Join 0UCH and find out...
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 282	Posted - 2012.07.09 11:04:00 - [455] - Quote When OUCH went onto the top 10k sometime last year, that was pretty cool. Since then, our Battleclinic rank has been steadily rising, with joining the top 1000 corps coming up as our next milestone. Alliance ranks go much much more slowly, but AWA just dropped into the top 200 alliances on Battleclinic. We're number 197 overall and number 88 for recent activity, which I think is over the last 90 days. Battleclinic kills AND losses are part of the ranking system. Not bad for a bunch of guys bubble camping with newbies, who I might add, have to learn how to travel through Curse, one of the toughest regions in New Eden. Great job everyone! Life On The Bubble
Nick Volbeat The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 97	Posted - 2012.07.12 17:36:00 - [456] - Quote OUCH will show you the fun of flying in 0.0 and pvp and they also have a forum where you can learn all sorts of stuff like: Basic Flying Rules for all pilots: 1. Try to stay in the middle of the air. 2. Do not go near the edges of it. 3. The edges of the air can be recognised by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there. all in all a good crew to fly with and take lessons from
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 91	Posted - 2012.07.14 01:07:00 - [457] - Quote OUCH has lead this mission-running, asteroid-loving, carebear poster child to her 500th kill, all of which began during my time as a student through now as an instructor. Ready for a change? Come check us out.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 286	Posted - 2012.07.14 19:40:00 - [458] - Quote Grats Nat! You make Big Daddy proud! Life On The Bubble
Amanda Orion Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 13	Posted - 2012.07.15 10:40:00 - [459] - Quote Scared of null sec? Once you graduate from 0UCH you will probably want to move in...
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 211	Posted - 2012.07.15 21:19:00 - [460] - Quote They train you in many aspects and eventually you can join in on their pvp ops and learn the need for TS dicipline, some of the ol'boys in OUCH have millitary background and it shows.... FC: "Student 1, proceed to stand 69" Student 1: "Yes, Sir, Nose in or Nose out?" good lessons to be made
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 93	Posted - 2012.07.17 14:24:00 - [461] - Quote b) educate your scrubs on how to deal with NPC 0.0 daily life shenanigans like undock blapping faggotry, scanning, cloaky camps/BO dropping etc. Damn, do an alliance-wide effort to get everyone through the epic arc safely if you have to. Members will learn the neighbourhood, the AWA permacamp of 8-g, the **** shithole that is K-Q and stuff like that. Also ~350mil for like 2 hours worth of running around in a frig is your first Abaddon + fit right there. this was posted by n0th on the kugutsman site. its a 401k thread. I guess k-q is a shithole because we wont engage their 20 man munnin and 8 scimitar fleet with a 1/3 less people. but we still kill them repeatedly. Oh well i guess 0.0 is a little different than the 30 man jita station camp. LIFE IS SO UNFAIR. anyway, ferk em. Join ouch, learn not to be a whining beetch. On a different note, K-qwhe is a shitehole, we reconize that. but it is our shitehole and if you dont like it, dont come around sniffing it. As for the ** part, well we dont like nor do we recruit fags. Hate crime * beating? well we approve that. dont know what the problem is really. Join the boys at ouch so i dont have to read your whining about the prison **** you recieved.
Dayton Rabat Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.07.19 03:49:00 - [462] - Quote Finished my first class with NatashaK. Lots of good info. If you're looking to get started on the right foot. Join these guys!
Nasha Fera Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.07.19 11:07:00 - [463] - Quote I just completed the first few modules with NatashaK as the instructor. It was super boring listening to him for 3 hours talking about overview and escape settings but it was worth it... I have been playing eve since last year but i never knew you could tell at a glance which pilots were jamming/neuting/scramming you just by setting up your overview properly. That was just one example. There are many other things i learnt at that class. There are a ton of restrictions on what you can and cannot do while in Corp (for e.g you cant go to low/null sec w/o completing certain modules and you can only fly t1 frigates even if you can go into low/null sec) but if you endure, then you feel like you have earned the right to go out and explore low/null sec (as opposed to going in clueless and getting ***** slapped into your next clone by a pirate or ganker). tl;dr : Join OUCH, these people know what they are doing because they have been doing it for a long, long time.
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 96	Posted - 2012.07.19 14:31:00 - [464] - Quote Well we just had a new guy to curse, one of our blues , learn a valuable lesson last night, that no amount of me telling, jumping up and down, begging or pleading, with tears in my eyes, can ever teach. We were coming back to k-q from trying to pop a 401k sleip that had casually warped through k-q. While coming back one of 6pack buds decides t move ahead in a hurry to k-q and comes across coms, there's a pull bubble on the cl gate in 8g. bullmastiff > you didnt just warp straight to the gate in there did you? pilot> umm yea. Bullmastiff> well we are two jumps behind you. Do me a favor will you? Pilot> whats that? im fighting. Bullmastiff> Say hello to the spider for me little fly. pilot aww **** im down, they jammed me out. Bullmastiff> what did you lose? Pilot > one of the stabber fleets i just bought from you. Bullmastiff> None to worry mate, i got 20 more for you to buy in k-q. Fleet warp to bull , align cl. This is what you can learn among many other things at ouch. As many hate mail/stories of faggotry that you will get from people about Bren and his groups tactics. They are sound. Most people forget that when they look at the cheap azz ships they have the recruits in. But they are led by guys who are ace falcon pilots. they have t3 links up , cloaky recons , mainly falcons and an occasional sniper mach, they 14k alpha in your face. Your eyelids are gonna stick together. Now some may think this is gay, and from any other corp it would be extremely gay. But understand, this is a training corp. Bren and his instructors are taking care of their flock while letting them learn to kill. It is very well done. Yea though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death (Curse) I will fear no evil (A4D), for you are with me (Bren and his staff) Thy rod and thy staff comfort me (Mucho grande ecm , links, and support). Whether your religous or not, when Bull tells you to be wary in 8G and to use bookmarks and change them every couple times after using them. You better take it as THE GOSPEL. Can i get an AMEN!!!! Bull A4D foreva b itches If you cant run with the big dogs, get off the porch. Bulls death ray http://i.imgur.com/1gVVA.jpg
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 96	Posted - 2012.07.19 14:37:00 - [465] - Quote Im not saying you cant kill AWA, you just have to know their weaknesses. Now this may be bad form for me to tell you how to do it on their recruitment post , but hey, im an *******. so here it is. Have a cloaky recon move into 8g and get close to their camp. Then post this into local. http://media.fukung.net/images/23638/729074e7f9c1720995cefa1b6efd8c91.gif Wait 20 secs and they will be fully hypnotized , THEN BUM RUSH THEM and kill them all without a fight. Guaranteed Bull's advanced tactical training. please burn after reading
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 290	Posted - 2012.07.19 22:23:00 - [466] - Quote Quote: Whether your religous or not, when Bull tells you to be wary in 8G and to use bookmarks and change them every couple times after using them. You better take it as THE GOSPEL. Don't listen to him. We're friendly to all that visit us. And we never ever "dishonor" ourselves by flying ECM ships. That would be unsportsmanlike. Oops... How did that happen? My bad. Life On The Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 290	Posted - 2012.07.19 22:24:00 - [467] - Quote Bren Genzan wrote: Quote: Whether your religous or not, when Bull tells you to be wary in 8G and to use bookmarks and change them every couple times after using them. You better take it as THE GOSPEL. Don't listen to him. We're friendly to all that visit us. And we would never ever even think of dishonoring ourselves by flying ECM ships. That would be unsportsmanlike. Oops... How did that happen? My bad. Life On The Bubble
Sygma Appetite 4 Destruction 123	Posted - 2012.07.20 19:36:00 - [468] - Quote StevieTopSiders wrote: Moar like Open University of Run from Stevie's Sleipnir. :smug: But actually, these guys aren't terrible. Heck I think everyone should use a Titan to hot drop a inexperienced player training corp! Spending 50 billion to kill a Rifter is worth the investment. And no they aren't terrible, they are the best 8G gate camping corp in EVE bar none! Heck they have killed me a few times...the only time I get upset by it is when I have to make a new warp spot (then I blow up their bubbles for hours) Bren's guys know what they are doing.
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 98	Posted - 2012.07.24 04:47:00 - [469] - Quote Nasha Fera wrote: I just completed the first few modules with NatashaK as the instructor. It was super boring listening to him for 3 hours talking about overview and escape settings but it was worth it... My reputation precedes me. But seriously, maybe you've heard that little voice in your head whispering, "You should try something new, like new sec." I remember when I was a student and I navigated my way around my first gate camp in Curse using what I learned in class. That was a rush. A year later, I'm flying alongside my instructors. Waiting to tell your own tales of surviving and PvPing in 0.0? Let OUCH help you with that.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 294	Posted - 2012.07.26 10:49:00 - [470] - Quote We'll teach you how to jump into the gate camp and live to tell about it. Life On The Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 294	Posted - 2012.07.28 14:21:00 - [471] - Quote Here's a tip: Take the time to skill up 3 levels in Infomorph Psychology, which allows you to use Jump Clones. Then join Estel Arador and get a couple of high sec jump clones. Then join OUCH. Later on, when you're ready to get you're feet wet in null, but realize that it's dumb to risk a head full of high cost implants, you can jump into a clean clone and have at it. Life On The Bubble
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 214	Posted - 2012.07.29 10:11:00 - [472] - Quote Bull mentioned that there is very few ways to trick OUCH and that is trueGÇªGÇª.tho there is a way to sneak past em, They train players of age infant to ancient and the trick is to stay realy realy quiet on the gate into them and when you hear "squeak" of a walker then you jump. PS: im on vecation so arch dont have to use his locator agents to find me in 3 weeks PPS: tell him i hold his oil can as ransom
Liongod 1988 Supplied Weapons and Gear SWGR Military Solutions 0	Posted - 2012.07.29 11:05:00 - [473] - Quote Ello Ive been away just Qing skills for a longtime now and been very lazy lol kinda want to move to null sec learn about it and join the fun so show me what you can teach me plz if u want m always willing to learn more
Liongod 1988 Supplied Weapons and Gear SWGR Military Solutions 0	Posted - 2012.07.29 11:13:00 - [474] - Quote How do i join OUCH sounds like fun
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 134	Posted - 2012.07.30 00:06:00 - [475] - Quote Liongod 1988 wrote: How do i join OUCH sounds like fun Just drop into our OUCH-UNI channel and we'll answer all the questions. Or just simply send an application to our corp and we'll accept you. As mentioned in earlier posts, we have more or less zero requirements, as long as you follow our rules while you're with us.
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 100	Posted - 2012.08.01 03:57:00 - [476] - Quote Ever looked at the EVE launcher and clicked on the button for Player Organizations: Helpful Corps in Game? Guess who is on that list... Come to OUCH to train in 0.0 survival and PvP. What you learn will serve you well through the rest of your time in EVE.
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 217	Posted - 2012.08.05 15:18:00 - [477] - Quote a bump to the OUCH boyz from the NW of eve space PS: found a nanite control skillbook so gimme a holler if ya need the nanite and neurotoxin skills
Bfoster Insanely Twisted D3vil's Childr3n 5	Posted - 2012.08.08 15:21:00 - [478] - Quote OUCH does a great job of getting new players into null sec and more importantly PVP!!
Togg Bott One Clone Gang 38	Posted - 2012.08.08 22:55:00 - [479] - Quote old(ish) player that has returned to EvE after a long time out due to RL. I plan to join you guys in a week or so. as i Know i have forgotten more about PvP than i remember. also posting to give you guys a bump in mid week.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 301	Posted - 2012.08.09 21:29:00 - [480] - Quote One of the most important things that OUCH teaches is confidence. Yesterday, the guys were on a roam with our neighbors. A few of us wanted to play too, so we jumped in frigs and started chasing the gang, a dozen jumps away, dodging 'dictors and Dramiels on the way to join the fleet. When you're playing "catchup to the gang" you should have no worries, no stress, and no lost ships. Life On The Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 305	Posted - 2012.08.11 11:17:00 - [481] - Quote With so many corps to choose from, all of them claiming to do what you like, or claiming that they are going to star doing that soon, how do you know which one is the right fit for you? I can't answer that question for you, but I can tell you that what OUCH does is unique. We provide basic training in null survival and pvp. It's really that simple. Join us for a time, learn and move on. No cost. No red tape, No scams. After you graduate, what you do with what we teach you is all up to you. Life On The Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 136	Posted - 2012.08.11 11:21:00 - [482] - Quote OUCH is an everlearning corporation. We have numerous classes that give you al the basic tools to jump "safely" into nullsec and try some PVP. But even after you graduate with us, the learning acutally just begun. Our permanent members (trainers) are always trying new stuff, upgrading all knowledge and experiences, exploring new areas and types of combat and so on. Ofcourse all our training programs are updated accordingly. If you also found out that you can never know or try everything in EVE, you're welcome to join us and learn something new every day.
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 102	Posted - 2012.08.13 00:17:00 - [483] - Quote I've officially been in OUCH for over a year after having been a student myself. But, that doesn't have to be the case for you. Once you've graduated, you're free to move on and to use those survival and PvP skills as you move into other corps. The other day, I received an email from a former student about his successes in his new corp, using what he learned in his time in OUCH. Come give us a try. If you have questions, mosey on over to the OUCH-UNI channel.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 307	Posted - 2012.08.17 02:49:00 - [484] - Quote With the new changes to the Atron, Condor, Executioner and Slasher, OUCH instructors are having a blast. OUCH students are having a blast too, they just have to do it in the Incursus, Merlin, Rifter or Tormentor. Poor guys. Life On The Bubble
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 219	Posted - 2012.08.17 11:48:00 - [485] - Quote Bren Genzan wrote: With the new changes to the Atron, Condor, Executioner and Slasher, OUCH instructors are having a blast. OUCH students are having a blast too, they just have to do it in the Incursus, Merlin, Rifter or Tormentor. Poor guys. Dear CCPGÇª..nerf OUCH coz they are waaaay overpowerd with the T1 frig changes!
NatashaK Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 102	Posted - 2012.08.20 20:40:00 - [486] - Quote Have questions about OUCH? Come stop by our OUCH-UNI channel and ask away. Otherwise, send in your application to begin your training in null-sec survival and PvP.
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 2	Posted - 2012.08.20 20:40:00 - [487] - Quote Want to trade the "E" for "P" in PVE? Would you like to learn how to survive in 0 sec? Are you tired of mindnumbing grinding NPC's? Look no further, let OUCH mold you in a 0 sec dweller.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 308	Posted - 2012.08.20 20:41:00 - [488] - Quote Quote: Dear CCPGÇª..nerf OUCH coz they are waaaay overpowerd with the T1 frig changes! CCP loves us... I logged into Eve with a Brand New Character last week... CCP sent me an Evemail telling me that OUCH camps in Curse. Life On The Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 310	Posted - 2012.08.24 11:04:00 - [489] - Quote Last night, with a Hurricane engaging us, and 2 more incoming with ECM support, we grabbed a Hookbill, took him down quickly and we got away clean. I told everyone nice job, clean kill and noted we got the pod too. Damn! That Elan is such an over achiever. Life On The Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 310	Posted - 2012.08.24 11:04:00 - [490] - Quote What are you waiting for? Life On The Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 138	Posted - 2012.08.26 12:04:00 - [491] - Quote Do you want to feel the rush, everybody in eve is talking about? Jump into a cheap ship, and go to null sec. Do you want to feel the rush and come home victorious(alive)? Join OUCH.
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 4	Posted - 2012.08.27 16:20:00 - [492] - Quote Do you want to discover what it feels like to win versus ships that cost 10, 100... heck.... 1000 times the ones you are flying youreself? Join OUCH, join the isk war.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 139	Posted - 2012.08.29 12:46:00 - [493] - Quote Do you want to know how to survive when an enemy deploys an interdictor sphere (dictor bubble) over you? Last night an "apparently" stronger fleet, decided to fight our tech1 student frigs. they flew straight to us and deployed a dictor sphere around us. Moments later, our students had a blast killing them while they couldn't escape from their own dictor sphere/bubble. At the end we lost around 800.000 isk while their loss was well above 150.000.000. Do you want to know how that is possilbe? Join OUCH, its' free :)
zyfir Perkone Caldari State 0	Posted - 2012.08.29 13:04:00 - [494] - Quote I may be interested in joining but I'm curious as to How active u guys are at 2200 Eve time. I live in the us and this is the time I login
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 139	Posted - 2012.08.29 14:16:00 - [495] - Quote zyfir wrote: I may be interested in joining but I'm curious as to How active u guys are at 2200 Eve time. I live in the us and this is the time I login Most of the senior ouch members are also from US, so 22:00 - 4:00 (eve time) is ouch prime time (for weekdays), although we're active throughout the day, cause we have members from all around the world. But the classes are mostly during weekends at 18:00 eve time, and occasionally during weekdays at 1:00 eve time.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 141	Posted - 2012.08.31 07:36:00 - [496] - Quote Still not sure if we're the real deal? you can check our killboard: http://artofwar.eve-kill.net, ask our neighbours, or simply fly down to 8g-mqv and check for yourself :) Join OUCH you won't regret it!
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 6	Posted - 2012.09.03 11:27:00 - [497] - Quote Some things in EVE will leave a very strong memory. The first time you get kicked around by another player is probably a very good example of one of those memories. Bad luck you say? I should have trained more Skill Points you say? I was in a frigate and outgunned by a cruiser you say? Wrong, guess again.... EVE is about awareness, awareness of your environment, the abilities of the ship you fly, the fitting it got, the abilities of the ship your opponent is flying, knowing when to fight and when to make your getaway. Let us help you expanding your memories with getting that first kill or that breathtaking escape from a gate camp. OUCH students often agree upon the fact OUCH opened up doors to more ways of awareness ingame. But OUCH is more than just a few tricks to have up your sleeve, we are all about 0 sec survival. Handing you the tools on how to do so. So... if you would like to explore low and 0 sec more without being oblivious of what it is all about, do yourself a favour. Join OUCH as a student, we are here to help you achieve all that. Simply hit the apply button or pop into our recruitment channel; OUCH-UNI, if you still have some questions.
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 6	Posted - 2012.09.04 07:34:00 - [498] - Quote Let me tell you a story about a newby that joined EVE with a brand new account and character. This newby played a couple of days solo, trying to wrap his mind around the sandbox that EVE represents. Soon after that he joined a very small PVE corp wich expanded his game experience by a lot. He trained up for cruisers and not very long after that he flew a battleship, being a Dominix. After five months of playing he was raping lvl 4 security missions solo in a shiny battleship and thought he was king of the hill doing so. After all, he now had a proper skill set and knew all to well about EVE-Survival etc. etc. etc..... But eventually it became a grind, doing the same sh*t over and over and over again. So he explored other facets of the game, he had a sniff of PI did some exploring, ventured into wormholes. But he was not satisfied with the game he played because he knew he was missing out on something. He was actually a bit scared to plunge into the voids of low and 0.0 security space. So... he did his homework, reading up on the forums, absorbing information, being in recruitment channels to look for corporations that could offer him a training ground and the help he needed so bad. One day he stumbled upon a recruitment thread of a corporation that offered him a chance to do so. He was reading the thread carefully because he suspected a catch.... This corporation not only offered an extensive training program, but they did not asked for anything in return. What was the deal here?... no API requirements, no certain amount of Skill Points requirements, no fees for the course.... Because he was told many times to maintain a certain level of paranoia ingame he thought it was too good to be true. Reading the thread some more and asking questions in their channel our newby finally joined. And the corporation? Yes that was the Open University of Celestial Hardship allright. This newby used to be me if you had not guessed it by now... I never could have imagined there was so much more in EVE for me to explore. Participating in PVP in 0.0 security space is a rush, it really gets the adrenaline pumping. Outsmarting a fellow space pilot in PVP gives so much more satisfaction over owning Angel Extravaganza including the bonus room at lvl 4 for the 100th time.... So if i can make the plunge why cant you? I am a very average MMO player, i do not consider myself elite in EVE. In fact i consider myself far from it, why? because i am still learning. Yes i did graduated with OUCH but that does not mean i stopped learning... Having said that im often amazed by what i now consider bad judgement calls or fvckups even, from the guys i am fighting in Curse. Wich made me realise that the things concerning PVP im taking for granted now were not so obvious at first. And you know what? A lot of information that OUCH handed me down still seems like a magic trick to other PVP'ers overhere. That includes the older experienced ones. There is no magic to it, its being aware of what is possible and what is not. After my graduation i was accepted into the Operations Department of OUCH wich is reserved for permanent members. Nowadays i am flying alongside the guys that teached me my first classes and yes that still makes me feel proud. As a matter of fact, last sunday i teached my first class myself. So let me sum this up for you. Join OUCH. Expand your game. Become more aware. And have a blast flying in the cold deep voids of 0.0 security space! P.s. feel free to stop by at out recruitment channel if you still have some questions left. OUCH-UNI
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 315	Posted - 2012.09.05 03:19:00 - [499] - Quote We've been staying light and things have been slow, but last month we took 389 ships for 25 billion isk destroyed. Considering that we've been mostly in frigates, that's not too shabby. Life On The Bubble
Elan Traven Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 7	Posted - 2012.09.06 16:06:00 - [500] - Quote Join OUCH, and learn the techniques that will get you into nullsec. Then, put them into practice by making other people's ships explode. It's a simple formula and a fun one, too.
Dyvim Slorm Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 32	Posted - 2012.09.08 23:57:00 - [501] - Quote My pvp skills have got pretty rusty of late having been in Highsec for a long while so I thought I'd hook up with OUCH to get a refresher. I have to say I've been very impressed, the forums are well organised and the modules I've seen so far are excellent and very well presented. I've certainly learnt a lot so far, no matter how long you play EVE there's always something more to find out. I'd certainly recommend OUCH to both newbs and vets alike, I thought I knew the overview inside out until tonight
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 8	Posted - 2012.09.10 08:10:00 - [502] - Quote What are you waiting for? ~ Tempus Fugit... ~
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 316	Posted - 2012.09.11 22:03:00 - [503] - Quote I'm in my car on Sunday and my phone pings: someone's sent me a text. Quote: Yeah, kicking ass. Lost a Manti and a few students. Other than that, we are good. Up by like 500 mil right now even after losses. There's only one reply to that: Quote: Cool. Life On The Bubble
Elijah Thantos Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.09.13 14:10:00 - [504] - Quote The classes and cadre are absolutly great. Classes are informative and insightful, instructors take their time to address any and all questions. My favorite OUCH activity thus far is "Storytime with Bren". If you have ever thought about joining a training corp, you can't go wrong with these guys.
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 224	Posted - 2012.09.14 15:08:00 - [505] - Quote Elijah Thantos wrote: My favorite OUCH activity thus far is "Storytime with Bren". oh oh
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 12	Posted - 2012.09.14 21:48:00 - [506] - Quote Become a survivalist! Prep up with OUCH And get ready for your life in 0 sec. It is simple really, just hit the apply button.
Dyvim Slorm Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 34	Posted - 2012.09.15 00:08:00 - [507] - Quote These guys really seem to have it pitched right. The modules are really good, concise and very informative. I've been playing Eve since 2003 and I've learned quite a lot I've missed on the way. The other thing I like is that you're expected to get on with things (at your own pace) no ones breathing down you neck but there's always friendly advice there if you need it. If you've wanted to try nullsec but didn't know where to start then join OUCH and take your first steps
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 147	Posted - 2012.09.18 19:16:00 - [508] - Quote So you're still at the gates leading to null or lowsec, thinking "should i jump or should i not?" Stop thinking, join OUCH and we'll show you that there's nothing to be affraid of on the other side of those gates. It's just the opposite, it's FUN ! :)
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 226	Posted - 2012.09.19 18:32:00 - [509] - Quote Hey OUCH fellas i lost my dog in 8G the other night so maybe you have seen him? "bump" from the sideburns
Makton Kelevin Mak Industries 0	Posted - 2012.09.19 19:38:00 - [510] - Quote would love to do this, but the class times do not work. It's the middle fo the work day for me right now. and looks to be 19:38 eve time. You have other schedules that work for US peep?
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 15	Posted - 2012.09.20 07:46:00 - [511] - Quote I like to point out in response to Andski's "Building a Newbie Program" (excellent post btw), there's also a third party option. Have your new recruits trained by corporations that are well known for doing this. OUCH is a good example of a dedicated 0 sec space training corporation. So when they return they obviously dont have a heap of skill points but they are familiar with stuff like setting up overview, bookmarking, tackling, scouting and fleet comms. Saving your corporation/alliance a lot of time to teach them pvp more in depth in relation to your desired fleet composition. Let OUCH be you third party training corporation.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 149	Posted - 2012.09.23 09:30:00 - [512] - Quote High sec is a scary place. Join OUCH and move to a much more predictable null sec space :)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 317	Posted - 2012.09.23 23:51:00 - [513] - Quote For the past two years, the members of OUCH have been working toward the establishing the Open University of Celestial Hardship as an Eve Institution. It's a work still in progress, but we've come to believe that our supportive small core membership, our focused purpose, and our slow organic growth is the reason why we're still doing what we're doing: providing quality null sec survival and basic PvP training, at little to no cost to the student. Check us out. Life On The Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 150	Posted - 2012.09.27 09:36:00 - [514] - Quote Larger roaming fleets tend to send a "weaker" ship (like vagabonds, drakes, canes,...) ahead, to lure us into a fight we can not possibly win. Do you want to see how that bait is killed, while the rest of the fleet stares in amazement and frustration, and at the same time avoid and survive engagement with overwhelming blob of battleships. Join OUCH, we'll teach you :)
William Bowman Natural Cycle of Decay 0	Posted - 2012.09.27 10:58:00 - [515] - Quote Black Claw wrote: We accept anyone with a pulse. sounds a bit like my girlfriend recruitment program
Zacx Lycan Aegis Consolidated LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM 7	Posted - 2012.09.27 14:43:00 - [516] - Quote I left OUCH 6 mnth ago, since then i've involved in major wars, blob, reds, neut, blues, pods, null sec politics and all the hassle of living in null. Everything are not the same like before, except one : I still made my TAC bookmark the way NatashaK teach me 6 month ago. It makes me live more then i die. So OUCH thanks, my EvE life is much more fun this way :)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 318	Posted - 2012.09.27 16:53:00 - [517] - Quote Zacx Lycan wrote: So OUCH thanks, my EvE life is much more fun this way :) Glad we could help, and thank you. Life On The Bubble
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 17	Posted - 2012.09.28 05:49:00 - [518] - Quote "Non scholae sed vitae discimus" Expand your EVE experience, join OUCH.
Har Farst Jak Of all trades 3	Posted - 2012.09.29 20:16:00 - [519] - Quote So, these guys are for serious... i dont think they sleep. their students and most definately graduates i avoid. and their pvp players i stear clear from. so. if your not a AWESOME CAREBEAR like me.....and want to learn how to strike fear into the haulers in null. and learn to survive. join ouch.... is a good call. probubly the right one for id say 80 percent of pvp players out there.... so get over yourselves and join.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 322	Posted - 2012.10.01 10:12:00 - [520] - Quote Here a link to our Info on the official Eve Educational Organizations page. Lots of good links there. Shop and compare. Life On The Bubble
Elan Traven Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 9	Posted - 2012.10.01 14:08:00 - [521] - Quote Learn the basics of nullsec life with experienced instructors using a developed curriculum, and fly off to wherever you may go next a better player.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 154	Posted - 2012.10.03 08:11:00 - [522] - Quote We'll teach you how to kick ass and chew bubble gum! And we're all out of bubble gums. Join OUCH.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 396	Posted - 2012.10.05 01:59:00 - [523] - Quote International Talk Like A Pirate Day came and went and I missed it? Damn, I would have thrown a boarding party. Yaarrrrrr. Life On The Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 396	Posted - 2012.10.09 02:47:00 - [524] - Quote A lot of people contact me and ask if OUCH is still teaching? The answer to that is always, "Yes." Sometimes though, I get asked if OUCH is still recruiting. It's hard not to say "No", but the honest answer is OUCH never is recruiting. Even this thread is more of an advertisement of a service vice recruitment propaganda. When you join OUCH, you're enrolling into a training program. It's an Open enrollment. You have 90 days to complete the course. We don't charge a fee. We just ask that our students stay out of null sec and low sec until they've been trained to operate there, and fly the ships that they are authorized to fly where they're authorized to fly them. We don't even recruit staff: Graduates of our program that want to stay apply to join our team as an Instructor. If accepted, they stick around to pass along what they have learned to the next guy while they work on the next stage of their personal development. Our students are encouraged to find the corp that's right for them. So, if that sounds like something you want to do with your Eve, all you have to do is apply. Life On The Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 195	Posted - 2012.10.11 17:44:00 - [525] - Quote OUCH operation members (trainers), know that to survive (or thrive) in eve is to adapt / evolve. And since we're a nullsec survival/pvp university, we're always updating our programs for students. So classes one year ago were most likely a bit different than classes today. Whatever they throw at us, we adapt. Join OUCH, find out that null sec is nothing to be scared about.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 396	Posted - 2012.10.12 01:37:00 - [526] - Quote I'm going to take the plunge and try to do a weekly post on the Art of War Alliance Blog. I don't know where it's going to go, or even if it's going to be something good, but I'm gonna give it a shot. Life On The Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 197	Posted - 2012.10.14 15:31:00 - [527] - Quote Do you have a lot of cargo to haul from some remote null sec system, but don't know how to do it safely? Join OUCH, we'll teach you :)
Samantha Cuovani Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.10.16 04:07:00 - [528] - Quote I only joined recently, but I've learned so much. The course is really well thought out, and helps most with building confidence and establishing proper thinking for null sec, and EVE in general. The forum you get access to after joining is a treasure trove of guides, tips, stories and information, some of which is probably elsewhere, but not nearly as well cataloged. EVE is not like anything else out there, but these guys will prove to you it need not be intimidating.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 400	Posted - 2012.10.16 10:42:00 - [529] - Quote Samantha Cuovani wrote: building confidence and establishing proper thinking for null sec Hit the bullseye with that one. Sometimes a little confidence is all it takes. Life On The Bubble
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 260	Posted - 2012.10.17 09:14:00 - [530] - Quote Bump to bren and his merry men
S1euth The Graduates RAZOR Alliance 4	Posted - 2012.10.20 20:44:00 - [531] - Quote bump for ouch
Gaius Plantagenet Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.10.21 11:26:00 - [532] - Quote Here's some of what OUCH offers: 1. Good series of classes, well-prepared. This will take you about a month to work through the key classes; each set requires about two hours of your time. 2. A challenging 0.0 travel event that will test what you learned and build confidence in yourself and what you learned. 3. Practical PvP fleet operations that teach you to apply the classwork to PvP combat. 4. A great group of guys, both students and staff. You'll make contacts that may come in handy far down the line. Even if your future isn't going to center on PvP, what you learn will make you a more survivable player. You'll learn to avoid combat as well as how to win at it.
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 33	Posted - 2012.10.22 13:30:00 - [533] - Quote "Universities exist to transmit knowledge and understanding of ideas and values to students not to provide entertainment for spectators or employment for athletes." ~Milton Friedman~ That is right Milton, we don't provide entertainment for spectators, we fly, fight and teach by our rules but theres nothing wrong with having a little fun while doing so. Check out OUCH-UNI our recruitment channel.
Jak Reacher Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 61	Posted - 2012.10.22 15:52:00 - [534] - Quote Kill more, Die less, Win at eve. or something like that. I guarentee that even older players will learn something new going through our tried and true course. Learn survive Kill.
Dunbar Hulan The Suicide Kings Goonswarm Federation 87	Posted - 2012.10.22 20:43:00 - [535] - Quote Bump for Bren and his guys. -á-áManchester United - Paul Scholes= Genius
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 411	Posted - 2012.10.23 03:08:00 - [536] - Quote Dunbar Hulan wrote: Bump for Bren and his guys. Ah, Dunbar... Good to see you... You are missed. :) Life On The Bubble
Dybbuch Agony Unleashed Agony Empire 60	Posted - 2012.10.23 15:41:00 - [537] - Quote Bump for my ouchies
Unknown Phenomenon Malevolent Beings 28	Posted - 2012.10.24 05:41:00 - [538] - Quote A solid bunch of guys who know their $hit. If you have been debating about taking the plunge into the l33t pvp combat that Eve has to offer then these guys are a great start! Join up with them and have a blast! With a complete open recruitment policy, what do you have to worry about? Put in an application today and start mining hulls off other people's ships! My first day in nullsec with Ouch we got hotdropped by carriers after pissing off a seriously large npc nullsec alliance from killing tons of their stragglers who simply were not bringing their A game. WE WERE IN T1 FRIGS AND CRUISERS THE ENTIRE TIME Not many corps can make that boast ;)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 411	Posted - 2012.10.25 01:17:00 - [539] - Quote Dybbuch wrote: Bump for my ouchies Wassup Dyb! I ever tell you how much I love to see OUCH Alumni in Agony Unleashed? Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 411	Posted - 2012.10.25 01:20:00 - [540] - Quote Unknown Phenomenon wrote: WE WERE IN T1 FRIGS AND CRUISERS THE ENTIRE TIME Not many corps can make that boast ;) Wassup Unknown! We haven't changed our evil ways. We're still in T1 Frigates and Cruisers... and still gathering tears in local. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 265	Posted - 2012.10.25 15:50:00 - [541] - Quote allways respect the T1 frig that has a fearless student giggling with glee as he points your shiny ship and all hell breaks loose ^^ hola dunbar
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 37	Posted - 2012.10.26 08:32:00 - [542] - Quote Adeptus mecanicus wrote: allways respect the T1 frig that has a fearless student giggling with glee as he points your shiny ship and all hell breaks loose What he said, allthough I have to admit I don't mind that lots of people don't...
Unknown Phenomenon Mafia Redux 34	Posted - 2012.10.28 01:44:00 - [543] - Quote No matter what your personal preference in Eve is, I believe everyone can agree upon the fact that Eve has an absurd amount of activities that you can participate in. I believe that you should take it upon yourself to try everything Eve has to offer so you can figure out exactly what suits your fancy. If you've never participated in pvp in Eve before you might be a little bit apprehensive about where to begin or even if you should begin at all. THATS WHERE OUCH COMES IN. These guys know their stuff and can get you on the right track to pew pew to your <3's desire. So what are you waiting for? Drop an application in today and they can give you a taste of what pvp in Eve is all about!
Dybbuch Agony Unleashed Agony Empire 64	Posted - 2012.10.29 16:27:00 - [544] - Quote Bren Genzan wrote: Dybbuch wrote: Bump for my ouchies Wassup Dyb! I ever tell you how much I love to see OUCH Alumni in Agony Unleashed? ...... Well ..my core vote is coming up soon ....fingers crossed. Like kaatchina said to me ..." I'd done a lot of stuff ....but it took OUCH to make me love this game again" Keep on turning em out ...... O7 Dyb out
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 40	Posted - 2012.10.30 13:00:00 - [545] - Quote "This is a war universe. War all the time. That is its nature. There may be other universes based on all sorts of other principles, but ours seems to be based on war and games." ~William Burroughs~ Learn to be a better soldier, join OUCH.
Zoron Dadakath Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 65	Posted - 2012.10.31 15:21:00 - [546] - Quote Join 0UCH. I know you want it.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 206	Posted - 2012.11.01 15:31:00 - [547] - Quote Do you want to learn how to fly the new ships that are coming in this years winter expansion? Join OUCH, our operations members are already preparing for them :)
Sygma Appetite 4 Destruction 137	Posted - 2012.11.01 19:13:00 - [548] - Quote I featured a Ouch Tactic in A4D's recruitment post. Mad props to Ouch!
Zoron Dadakath Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 69	Posted - 2012.11.02 15:51:00 - [549] - Quote Think 0.0 is a scary place? It's not. Join OUCH and you'll learn why.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 208	Posted - 2012.11.04 14:56:00 - [550] - Quote Hmm... what was it again, that we didn't speak about for a while? Oh right, join OUCH :)
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 42	Posted - 2012.11.05 14:18:00 - [551] - Quote "Sweat saves blood." ~Erwin Rommel~ Do some push-ups with OUCH, stop by our recruitment channel OUCH-UNI if you have any questions.
Jak Reacher Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 65	Posted - 2012.11.05 15:46:00 - [552] - Quote JOIN LEARN KILL!!!
Gaius Plantagenet Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 4	Posted - 2012.11.07 23:59:00 - [553] - Quote 0.0 may be dangerous, but it doesn't have to be scary. Multiple classes every week. Helpful instructors standing by.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 418	Posted - 2012.11.10 19:45:00 - [554] - Quote Null sec is pretty safe when you live 30 jumps deep in space held by Blues. Your ship is pretty safe when you're in a gang of 10, or 20... oh hell, 50 ships. But when you're all alone in hostile space, playing catchup with the gang, the only person you can count on is you. Let OUCH help you develop the skills and build the confidence that allow you to go where you want to go, when you want to go there. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 214	Posted - 2012.11.12 11:14:00 - [555] - Quote Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. (Albert Einstein) Join OUCH, we will make you learn on every mistake you'll do in our training program to never repeat it again.
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 120	Posted - 2012.11.12 22:52:00 - [556] - Quote 2George wrote: Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. (Albert Einstein) I was told that if I kept beating my meat I would go crazy.
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 120	Posted - 2012.11.12 22:52:00 - [557] - Quote Wait a min. Different results. AAHHH my bad, I ferking normal then. Must be my eyes, cant read its so blurry. Wait for it....
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 47	Posted - 2012.11.13 10:21:00 - [558] - Quote "The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery." ~Mark Van Doren~~ Discover your EVE, join OUCH
Frog Reliant Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.11.15 00:34:00 - [559] - Quote Thanks for the accept. Looking forward to learning about some nullsec survival.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 217	Posted - 2012.11.16 09:21:00 - [560] - Quote Would you like to know why pipeline from curse to high security space is so difficult to survive? Join OUCH we'll show you the reason and teach you how to survive it easily.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 421	Posted - 2012.11.20 11:39:00 - [561] - Quote OUCH provides a free service to anyone that signs up for it. Sometimes real life intervenes and a class may be cancelled. All we ask is our students be patient with us and hang in there. We're going to get you through the course as quickly as we can. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 270	Posted - 2012.11.22 00:53:00 - [562] - Quote Solid crew to join if you want to get your cherry popped on 0.0 survival.......oh i hope the CCP fella didnt see this
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 422	Posted - 2012.11.23 17:40:00 - [563] - Quote Adeptus mecanicus wrote: Solid crew to join if you want to get your cherry popped on 0.0 survival.......oh i hope the CCP fella didnt see this If I get my thread locked over this, I swear, I will quit Eve. Really. I will. Don't push me. I'll effing do it man! Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 50	Posted - 2012.11.24 11:24:00 - [564] - Quote "You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you." ~Leon Trotsky~ You think Hi-Sec is a safe place? Think again... Non-consensual pvp will find you eventually in EVE, it is only a matter of time... If you can travel around in hostile 0 sec space, knowing you have the tools to avoid or choose your fights, Hi Sec should be a walk in the park. So do yourself a favour, pick up the necessary tools with OUCH and travel with (more) confidence around New Eden.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 218	Posted - 2012.11.27 09:27:00 - [565] - Quote Learn the secrets of nullsec travel, join OUCH.
Ju Sann Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2012.11.28 12:19:00 - [566] - Quote I've been playing EVE now for about 4 months. Most of that time has been spent as a student of OUCH. I now live in null and it's all down to the hardworking guys of OUCH who are willing to teach new players like myself how to survive out in null. As well as giving me the knowledge and confidence to engage in PVP. I've been playing games for nearly 20 years now and my time spent with OUCH has been one of the highlights in all my time gaming. I highly recommend OUCH to anyone who has ever wanted to see null but has been too scared to venture there.
Merlin Aesir Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 26	Posted - 2012.11.30 03:15:00 - [567] - Quote Keep loosing those shiny ships every time you venture in to Low/Null sec. Join OUCH today and we may be able to provide you with the knowledge to travel through low/null sec with a little more ease, and maybe, just maybe help youGÇÖll pick up some PvP exp along the way. Join the in game public channel OUCH-UNI for more info.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 423	Posted - 2012.12.02 19:45:00 - [568] - Quote While we'd much rather destroy Cynabals and Vagabonds, sometimes we are forced to destroy a shuttle or rookie ship. We're not proud of it, but it happens Guys like these really need survival training. We can help. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 219	Posted - 2012.12.03 14:30:00 - [569] - Quote You can learn most of the pvp in small (sub 10 man) gang. But sometimes you just need a thrill of a bigger fleet, to learn how to cope with more targets than fit in your overview. That's when the friendly neighbours join us, to fight big fleets. Join OUCH and learn how to live in nullsec.
Ju Sann Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 2	Posted - 2012.12.05 13:54:00 - [570] - Quote Are you a miner? Perhaps you've been looking at the Venture and thought it would be a great ship for a bit of null sec ninja mining. The only problem is you've never left high sec and wouldn't the know first thing about staying alive in null. Then OUCH can help. It's not just PVP we teach but also null sec survival techniques. These techniques can help all people, not just the ones that PVP.
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 52	Posted - 2012.12.06 15:54:00 - [571] - Quote Want to find out why High Sec scares the sh*t out of 0 sec dwellers? Join OUCH find out.
Zoron Dadakath Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 73	Posted - 2012.12.07 15:19:00 - [572] - Quote Tired to go boom? Join OUCH.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 220	Posted - 2012.12.08 10:21:00 - [573] - Quote So you're mining your ass off in highsec, but you really want to try and mine that mercoxite? Join OUCH, we'll teach you how to survive in nullsec.
Vahldaris Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 0	Posted - 2012.12.08 13:34:00 - [574] - Quote Question, I'm interested in joining however I'm from a different TZ. The listed schedule comes out to 3am for me, so I can't attend it. Any chance there's an alternate schedule or something?
Sygma Appetite 4 Destruction 144	Posted - 2012.12.10 17:32:00 - [575] - Quote Thanks to the Ouch guys for if they hadn't have helped, we wouldn't have gotten half the NC. kills we did. We appreciate your quick action and MOA'S OF DOOM.
BHuntarz of MOG Darksail Industries INC. 0	Posted - 2012.12.11 08:47:00 - [576] - Quote ive applied and am ready to start my learning
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 424	Posted - 2012.12.12 01:50:00 - [577] - Quote Vahldaris wrote: Question, I'm interested in joining however I'm from a different TZ. The listed schedule comes out to 3am for me, so I can't attend it. Any chance there's an alternate schedule or something? We try to be accommodating, but filling the regular schedule is the priority. We can cover USA and EU time zones, but we don't have coverage for the western pacific. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 424	Posted - 2012.12.16 18:24:00 - [578] - Quote Null Sec might be scary, but at least in Null, you know everyone is out to get you. In High Sec, you never know what's going to hit you until it happens. But OUCH training principles apply everywhere you fly. Try us out, we'll change the way you look at New Eden. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 222	Posted - 2012.12.18 11:54:00 - [579] - Quote Get to know the fun of flying in nullsec and survive. Pick fights you want to do, and avoid fights you don't be a part of. Escape gate camps, or fly right next to the bubbles in nullsec. Laugh at the pirates in lowsec trying to get your loot, and learn how to survive Jita. Join OUCH and we'll show you how.
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 55	Posted - 2012.12.19 10:52:00 - [580] - Quote "Here lies Charlie McCraw, He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw." ~Tombstone Inscription~ Learn to pick your fights, join OUCH.
Elan Traven Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 15	Posted - 2012.12.20 17:37:00 - [581] - Quote Here's hoping anyone reading this is enjoying their holiday presents! This is a season of weather that keeps us indoors, and maybe enough spare time to branch off in new directions. It seems to me like the perfect time to try something new in Eve as well - so what are you waiting for?
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 271	Posted - 2012.12.25 05:37:00 - [582] - Quote Good at what they do so Sign up. And a merry xmas and a happy new year from me and the sideburns crew
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 223	Posted - 2012.12.26 14:15:00 - [583] - Quote So many eve players are having fun at this PVP thing, but you can't understand them. Because all that PVP means to you is that you can loose that expensive ship of yours, and it scares the s**** out of you whenever somebody locks you. Join OUCH, we'll teach you how to pick or avoid fights, and how to survive in nullsec.
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 59	Posted - 2012.12.27 11:40:00 - [584] - Quote "I have had an experience which might perhaps be described as being shot down. At the same time, I call shot down only when one falls down. Today I got into trouble but I escaped with a whole skin." ~Manfred von Richthofen a.k.a. The Red Baron~
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 64	Posted - 2012.12.29 14:06:00 - [585] - Quote "ThereGÇÖs a thin line between losing & winning. Losing breeds winners. The main recipe to success is through failures & hardships!" ~Unknown~ Although we would rather avoid the failures... practise makes perfect right?
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 228	Posted - 2012.12.30 14:09:00 - [586] - Quote I bet you never heard about how smack talk, or replying to it, can get you killed. We don't have a formal lesson for it, but if you listen in on our teamspeak in evening hours, you'll learn about smack talk sooner or later, and lots of other tips and lessons. Join OUCH, there's always something new to learn in EVE.
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 275	Posted - 2012.12.31 13:28:00 - [587] - Quote 2George wrote: I bet you never heard about how smack talk, or replying to it, can get you killed. We don't have a formal lesson for it, but if you listen in on our teamspeak in evening hours, you'll learn about smack talk sooner or later, and lots of other tips and lessons. Join OUCH, there's always something new to learn in EVE. I was under the impression Arch was holding those classes Happy new year to you fellas and a good corp to join if you want to learn how to survive in 0.0
Jak Reacher Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 69	Posted - 2013.01.01 05:06:00 - [588] - Quote Looking to start the new year with a BANG! join ouch. we do that.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 427	Posted - 2013.01.02 22:15:00 - [589] - Quote Last night, we caught a poor fellow trying to find his way back to high sec. He was a good sport, so we got him in the OUCH-UNI channel and gave him some tips to hopefully avoid such losses in the future. The lesson he learned was an expensive one. Sign up with OUCH and get those lessons for free. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 65	Posted - 2013.01.03 11:36:00 - [590] - Quote "WTF!, Why am I overshooting the gate?!" ~Local~ Drag bubbles are confusing if you do not understand the mechanics. Sign up with OUCH, we teach how to avoid bubbles and more.
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 67	Posted - 2013.01.05 22:14:00 - [591] - Quote No strings attached whatsoever. We are an Open University, no SP requirements, no paying isk for classes, no API key needed. So what's in it for us? Nothing really, we are just a bunch of guys that like to pass down what we have learned from our instructors before us. When you are done with your training you are free to move on as you please, no obligations. So, look us up, if you have any questions you can chat with a recruiter / instructor in our public channel; "OUCH-UNI". Fly dangerous, not stupid!
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 130	Posted - 2013.01.07 05:27:00 - [592] - Quote I would like to become an instructor at ouch. As you can see, I already teach a class at a4d. http://gifsoup.com/download.php?id=1193487&d=animatedgifs2&n=mike-epps-baby-powder&s=o
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 431	Posted - 2013.01.08 11:47:00 - [593] - Quote BullMastiff wrote: I would like to become an instructor at ouch. As you can see, I already teach a class at a4d. You've taught a few clinics for OUCH, too, using lasers or autocannons, if I recall correctly. :) Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 231	Posted - 2013.01.10 16:22:00 - [594] - Quote - Only two things are infinite. Universe and human stupidity. And we're not sure about the first. - Albert Einstein Join OUCH, we'll teach you how to use the former to your advantage :)
Astrial Stargazer Ghost Festival Naraka. 3	Posted - 2013.01.11 02:05:00 - [595] - Quote Hey these are a good bunch of guys. They will teach you some very good things indeed.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 432	Posted - 2013.01.12 22:26:00 - [596] - Quote Hurricane nerf got you down? Enroll at Open University and we'll teach you to love the Frigates you skipped to join the big boys. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 71	Posted - 2013.01.13 13:01:00 - [597] - Quote Null sec wants you, enlist now!
Azual Skoll The Tuskers 18	Posted - 2013.01.14 21:09:00 - [598] - Quote Having run a couple of private classes for OUCH in the past, I've always been impressed by the friendly and positive attitude of both their members and teachers. If you're looking for a training corp with a structured with a proven approach to teaching PVP and nullsec survival, OUCH is a corp that I'd happily recommend. Tusker, Small Gang PVPer, and author of The Altruist (guides to PVP in Eve) Formerly Director of Agony Unleashed's PVP-Uni
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 76	Posted - 2013.01.15 08:50:00 - [599] - Quote GÇ£One must be cunning and wicked in this world.GÇ¥ ~ Leo Tolstoy ~ Sharpen your skills with OUCH, become cunning first, wicked later if you so desire...
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 135	Posted - 2013.01.16 15:18:00 - [600] - Quote All hail the coercer!!! "You think you a Mac don't you?" "Mac-0-licious!"
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 278	Posted - 2013.01.16 16:51:00 - [601] - Quote There is a petition ongoing to put up a new billboard in VOL on the 8G gate with a static sign on it
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 77	Posted - 2013.01.18 11:37:00 - [602] - Quote "Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm." ~ Navjot Singh Sidhu ~
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 233	Posted - 2013.01.20 11:18:00 - [603] - Quote Come join us on the bubble down in nullsec. If you think you can learn something new, join OUCH. If you think you know everything, you can just warp in our bubble and provide targets for our students :)
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 233	Posted - 2013.01.22 09:25:00 - [604] - Quote The bubble awaits you... :)
Vladimier Armassa Sturmgrenadier Inc 1	Posted - 2013.01.22 13:54:00 - [605] - Quote Its always fun to see what yall bring to the bubbles
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 435	Posted - 2013.01.26 17:54:00 - [606] - Quote Azual Skoll wrote: Having run a couple of private classes for OUCH in the past, I've always been impressed by the friendly and positive attitude of both their members and teachers. If you're looking for a training corp with a structured with a proven approach to teaching PVP and nullsec survival, OUCH is a corp that I'd happily recommend. The Altruist is required reading for OUCH pilots. Thanks again for your support Azual! Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Auer Ronuken Revolutionary Front New Creation Collective 1	Posted - 2013.01.27 16:25:00 - [607] - Quote I'm interested to learn some skills. I've been playing for about a couple of months but my pvp skills are horrible. What part of space do you guy teach in. I'm out in Curse.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 235	Posted - 2013.01.29 12:02:00 - [608] - Quote Auer Ronuken wrote: I'm interested to learn some skills. I've been playing for about a couple of months but my pvp skills are horrible. What part of space do you guy teach in. I'm out in Curse. Then you're lucky. Our classes are actually held in derelik, but the real deal is tought right in curse.
Gjor Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2013.01.29 14:44:00 - [609] - Quote If you want to learn Nullsec survival and PvP basics come join us in OUCH as a student.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 436	Posted - 2013.01.31 23:13:00 - [610] - Quote Sygma wrote: I have heard a LOT this month that there are no targets, and everyone is sad that there is nothing to kill. I feel his pain. Like A4D, we had a record breaking month in December (Most Kills / Most ISK Destroyed Ever) and after a month where everyone was online and mixing it up constantly, it seems like things have died down considerably. But even with us taking nights off from PvP, making jaunts to high sec to teach, mine and mission, ducking into wormholes to explore, January is the month with the second most kills for OUCH in the last 10 months, and third most kills in a month EVER. I guess it's not as bad as I thought. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Lena Kado Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 0	Posted - 2013.02.01 03:42:00 - [611] - Quote OUCH was the best investment of my time in EVE. The instructors are patient and knowledgeable. They will teach you how to survive in 0.0. Death is inevitable in nullsec, but you will certainly live longer. Thank you OUCH!
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 437	Posted - 2013.02.02 22:26:00 - [612] - Quote Lena Kado wrote: OUCH was the best investment of my time in EVE. The instructors are patient and knowledgeable. They will teach you how to survive in 0.0. Death is inevitable in nullsec, but you will certainly live longer. Thank you OUCH! Thank you Lena. Good luck in RvB. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
battledog Synapse. 1	Posted - 2013.02.02 23:17:00 - [613] - Quote hi, is the recruitment still on? how can i contact u in game?
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 437	Posted - 2013.02.03 02:58:00 - [614] - Quote battledog wrote: hi, is the recruitment still on? how can i contact u in game? Join the OUCH-UNI Channel. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 236	Posted - 2013.02.05 11:53:00 - [615] - Quote Do you want to learn how mobile warp disruptors (bubbles) work in nullsec and how to avoid them? Join OUCH :)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 437	Posted - 2013.02.09 04:38:00 - [616] - Quote Tonight, our EWAR supported frigate/cruiser gang took on a Hurricane, Drake and a Sabre. We primaried the Sabre and he bubbled us. We grabbed the 'cane and the Drake to eat later. The 'cane lit a cyno local came alive. Our overviews filled up with a 40 ship fleet: HACs, BCs and Logi bridged in by a titan. They got a cruiser, a destroyer, two frigates and three pods. We took the Sabre in trade and the rest of our fleet made it out safely. Easily a 2 billion, closer to 3 billion ISK fleet. Our fleet? Maybe 400 mil? A normal night in Curse. BC and HACS versus Frigs and Cruisers. Guns versus EWAR. To survive, you have to think fast and act quickly. Time of your life, huh kid? Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 237	Posted - 2013.02.11 11:05:00 - [617] - Quote We need more traffic down in curse. I'm sure there's a lot of pilots who think that "they don't need the training". If you are one of those pilots, fly down to curse, and help us train our students. p.s.:Don't bring too much. Great part of our training program is also to teach the students which fights to fight, and which to avoid.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 237	Posted - 2013.02.13 11:21:00 - [618] - Quote Next to teaching you how to survive in nullsec and how to pvp a bit, we also have a fair share of industrimaniacs in corp. We don't really have a formal classes for that, but if you ask in corp about any aspect of the game, i'm sure someone will tell you everything you need to know about it, be it mining, planetary interactions, missions, manufacturing, researching, exploring, ... Join OUCH, you won't regret it.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 438	Posted - 2013.02.19 17:52:00 - [619] - Quote OUCH training comes in 2 parts: Null Survival and Basic PvP. Each part is broken into essentially 2 lectures. After the first 2 lectures, you're ready to go into null sec and explore. After 3 lectures, you're ready to join our fleets and get some small gang PvP experience with us in Camp Curse. After 4 lectures, you're ready to graduate, providing you complete our skills test and have participated in 10 real kills. It's pretty simple and all you have to do is apply. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Waterboard 285	Posted - 2013.02.23 10:12:00 - [620] - Quote Good crew to join and Bren gave me many many many lectures...like not bombing the fc with void or lockbreaker bombs when bored.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 438	Posted - 2013.02.25 03:18:00 - [621] - Quote Adeptus mecanicus wrote: Good crew to join and Bren gave me many many many lectures...like not bombing the fc with void or lockbreaker bombs when bored. Oooh nooo... I don't like lockbreaking... unless I'm breaking the lock. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Norm Tempesta The Konvergent League Sev3rance 21	Posted - 2013.02.26 03:43:00 - [622] - Quote If you want to give nullsec a try and are not sure how to do it, give these guys a try. Great bunch of altruistic pvp'ers. They will teach you enough to get along fine anywhere in Eve.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 439	Posted - 2013.02.27 11:53:00 - [623] - Quote Norm Tempesta wrote: If you want to give nullsec a try and are not sure how to do it, give these guys a try. Great bunch of altruistic pvp'ers. They will teach you enough to get along fine anywhere in Eve. NNNNooooorrrrrrrrmmmmmm! Thank you for your support! Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 79	Posted - 2013.03.01 11:57:00 - [624] - Quote "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival." ~W. Edwards Deming~
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 239	Posted - 2013.03.03 12:22:00 - [625] - Quote Come, join the fun of learning every single time we're on the bubble :)
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 81	Posted - 2013.03.07 11:13:00 - [626] - Quote "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." ~ Jim Morrison ~ Take the plunge with OUCH into your null sec life.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 441	Posted - 2013.03.11 02:07:00 - [627] - Quote A prospective student told me today that he found us and he like what he saw but he was surprised that he'd never heard about us. I told him what I tell everyone that says that: We're one of New Eden's best kept secrets. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 240	Posted - 2013.03.11 10:18:00 - [628] - Quote Se you're still flying around in nullsec, but keep landing in those "strange" bubbles, or are getting killed by the gate camps? Admit it to yourself, it's time to join OUCH. We don't bite (well maybe a little), but you'll surely know how to avoid getting killed in nullsec after graduating with usm and it's free.
Lao-Tzu Han Deathraven Industries The AirShip Pirates 0	Posted - 2013.03.11 13:52:00 - [629] - Quote Awesome! Ive been struggling trying to get a foothold into pvp and getting nothing but grief. i will hop in the public channel next time im logged and hopefully be joining classes soon. Its very cool that you guys do this.Thanks!
Psy Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2013.03.12 20:15:00 - [630] - Quote First Impressions........ This looks much better than I anticipated. I've been in Eve for many years, and estimate I've spent over 90% of my time in hi-sec. I've ventured into null sec on numerous occassions (have a couple pilots there now) but feel Lo-sec is cold, scary and many times outright unforgiving. It is populated with folks that enjoy making my life miserable. Most of my solo trips into nul are short lived, and usually result in a fast trip home, minus my ship plus costs for a new clone. Your program looks to be exactly what I need. It looks be both well planned, and well documented. I'm looking forward to training with you. Kudos to your OPs team. Psy
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 303	Posted - 2013.03.13 00:05:00 - [631] - Quote Psy Lon wrote: First Impressions........ This looks much better than I anticipated... Your program looks to be exactly what I need. It looks be both well planned, and well documented. I'm looking forward to training with you. Kudos to your OPs team. Psy Just remember, Psy Lon, that you will forever be referred to as Lon... Or perhaps Psy2... Welcome to OUCH!
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 240	Posted - 2013.03.14 23:17:00 - [632] - Quote "More cans!" A reward of 1 isk to the one that explains what it means. :P p.s.:and you can not be an ouch ops member.
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's 287	Posted - 2013.03.15 10:23:00 - [633] - Quote Join them or the Nulli cynohoe gets it....
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 304	Posted - 2013.03.15 11:12:00 - [634] - Quote In the world of Internet Spaceships, there are three kinds of capsule ears: Those who can count local, and those who cannot. Join us. We'll teach you to count.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 304	Posted - 2013.03.15 21:54:00 - [635] - Quote If you want to learn the ropes of nullsec survival, you have lots of options. Most of them are some form of get in ship, jump through to null, fly around aimlessly until someone blows you up before you ever realize what is happening. That's how most "training corps" do it. OUCH is not most training corps. We offer structured training modules, delivered by experienced staff trainers. And when it's time we finally let you dip your toes into 0.0, you'll do it nestled safely and comfortably against Bren's warm bosom. Join us. Once you go Bren, you'll never leave again.
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 83	Posted - 2013.03.18 12:22:00 - [636] - Quote Hmm, what's in this can? Learn to avoid the above, join OUCH.
Psy Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 3	Posted - 2013.03.18 14:29:00 - [637] - Quote Psi Theta wrote: Just remember, Psy Lon, that you will forever be referred to as Lon... Or perhaps Psy2... Welcome to OUCH! NP, I've been in this situation before with the similar names. Actually, only a few pilots address me as Psy, most combine my name into PsyLon which is fine with me. Maybe that will work during my time in OUCH and eliminate potential confusion when I'm online. I attended my 1st OUCH training class (Merlin instructing) on Sunday. Great class, I had a good time and learned some new things. It shows that even old dogs like myself can learn a new thing or two when given good instruction. I wish this program existed in 2006 when I began playing Eve. Psy Lon
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 252	Posted - 2013.03.20 19:24:00 - [638] - Quote I smell lots of PVP fights coming to curse. Come join OUCH, learn a thing or two :)
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 312	Posted - 2013.03.21 03:10:00 - [639] - Quote Top Ten Reasons I Love Living in Curse: 10. It's like the Wild West only there are no good guys in white hats... It's either bad guys that want to shoot you, or bad guys that want to help you shoot others... Join us. (But first rub a little dirt on that white hat.)
Eveline Vos Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2013.03.21 04:40:00 - [640] - Quote Bump! Gotta love OUCH!
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 312	Posted - 2013.03.22 04:40:00 - [641] - Quote Top Ten Reasons I Love Living in Curse: 10. It's like the Wild West only there are no good guys in white hats... It's either bad guys that want to shoot you, or bad guys that want to help you shoot others... 9. Everything cloaks in Curse. Cloaky Drake? Seen it. Cloaky Dramiel? Seen it. Cloaky 'geddon Navy Issue? Seen it. Orca? You guessed it. But just because it cloaks doesn't mean it escapes... Join us. Because killing cloakies is serious bi'ness.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 312	Posted - 2013.03.25 02:34:00 - [642] - Quote Top Ten Reasons I Love Living in Curse: 10. It's like the Wild West only there are no good guys in white hats... It's either bad guys that want to shoot you, or bad guys that want to help you shoot others... 9. Everything cloaks in Curse. Cloaky Drake? Seen it. Cloaky Dramiel? Seen it. Cloaky 'geddon Navy Issue? Seen it. Orca? You guessed it. But just because it cloaks doesn't mean it escapes... 8. Everything cynos in Curse. Ever seen a cyno cynabal? We got 'em in Curse. Drakes, drams, cyclones, falcons, badgers, you name it. They've all been known to carry cynos in Curse. How do I know? Well, you have to crack open the egg to find the yolk. OUCH's camp curse has been known to blue ball many a fleet. Sometimes they get really frustrated. Frustrated enough to try to bait and hot drop us with all kinds of shiny goodness. Enough shine to show just how badly they wanted to kill us. It just makes it that much sweeter when we slip out of the trap and leave them with nothing but the smoking remains of spent cyno fuel. Join us. (By the way, we sell cyno fuel in Curse...)
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 312	Posted - 2013.03.25 22:14:00 - [643] - Quote Top Ten Reasons I Love Living in Curse: 10. It's like the Wild West only there are no good guys in white hats... It's either bad guys that want to shoot you, or bad guys that want to help you shoot others... 9. Everything cloaks in Curse. Cloaky Drake? Seen it. Cloaky Dramiel? Seen it. Cloaky 'geddon Navy Issue? Seen it. Orca? You guessed it. But just because it cloaks doesn't mean it escapes... 8. Everything cynos in Curse. Ever seen a cyno cynabal? We got 'em in Curse. Drakes, drams, cyclones, falcons, badgers, you name it. They've all been known to carry cynos in Curse. How do I know? Well, you have to crack open the egg to find the yolk. OUCH's camp curse has been known to blue ball many a fleet. Sometimes they get really frustrated. Frustrated enough to try to bait and hot drop us with all kinds of shiny goodness. Enough shine to show just how badly they wanted to kill us. It just makes it that much sweeter when we slip out of the trap and leave them with nothing but the smoking remains of spent cyno fuel. 7. Ryan Gosling lives in Curse. Really. Yes, THE Ryan Gosling. Come spend some time in Curse. I'm sure you'll run into him. If you can't find him, just ask for Elan. He'll hook you two up. Join us. For love of God, country and Ryan Gosling.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 312	Posted - 2013.03.26 23:55:00 - [644] - Quote Top Ten Reasons I Love Living in Curse: 10. It's like the Wild West only there are no good guys in white hats... It's either bad guys that want to shoot you, or bad guys that want to help you shoot others... 9. Everything cloaks in Curse. Cloaky Drake? Seen it. Cloaky Dramiel? Seen it. Cloaky 'geddon Navy Issue? Seen it. Orca? You guessed it. But just because it cloaks doesn't mean it escapes... 8. Everything cynos in Curse. Ever seen a cyno cynabal? We got 'em in Curse. Drakes, drams, cyclones, falcons, badgers, you name it. They've all been known to carry cynos in Curse. How do I know? Well, you have to crack open the egg to find the yolk. OUCH's camp curse has been known to blue ball many a fleet. Sometimes they get really frustrated. Frustrated enough to try to bait and hot drop us with all kinds of shiny goodness. Enough shine to show just how badly they wanted to kill us. It just makes it that much sweeter when we slip out of the trap and leave them with nothing but the smoking remains of spent cyno fuel. 7. Ryan Gosling lives in Curse. Really. Yes, THE Ryan Gosling. Come spend some time in Curse. I'm sure you'll run into him. If you can't find him, just ask for Elan. He'll hook you two up. 6. Celebrities even more famous than Ryan Gosling (at least more famous to capsuleers) fly through Curse regularly. Azual, Sard Caid, Hans Jagerblitzen have all been through our home recently. Sard even records our fights with him so we can actually hear what his fleet mates say about our merry band of killer noobs. Most recently, Susan Black decided our fleet looked like we would bring her the gud fight. She left in her pod. Join us. But forget about the gud fights. In Curse, it's all about setting up the gud gank.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 312	Posted - 2013.03.28 22:50:00 - [645] - Quote Top Ten Reasons I Love Living in Curse: 10. It's like the Wild West only there are no good guys in white hats... It's either bad guys that want to shoot you, or bad guys that want to help you shoot others... 9. Everything cloaks in Curse. Cloaky Drake? Seen it. Cloaky Dramiel? Seen it. Cloaky 'geddon Navy Issue? Seen it. Orca? You guessed it. But just because it cloaks doesn't mean it escapes... 8. Everything cynos in Curse. Ever seen a cyno cynabal? We got 'em in Curse. Drakes, drams, cyclones, falcons, badgers, you name it. They've all been known to carry cynos in Curse. How do I know? Well, you have to crack open the egg to find the yolk. OUCH's camp curse has been known to blue ball many a fleet. Sometimes they get really frustrated. Frustrated enough to try to bait and hot drop us with all kinds of shiny goodness. Enough shine to show just how badly they wanted to kill us. It just makes it that much sweeter when we slip out of the trap and leave them with nothing but the smoking remains of spent cyno fuel. 7. Ryan Gosling lives in Curse. Really. Yes, THE Ryan Gosling. Come spend some time in Curse. I'm sure you'll run into him. If you can't find him, just ask for Elan. He'll hook you two up. 6. Celebrities even more famous than Ryan Gosling (at least more famous to capsuleers) fly through Curse regularly. Azual, Sard Caid, Hans Jagerblitzen have all been through our home recently. Sard even records our fights with him so we can actually hear what his fleet mates say about our merry band of killer noobs. Most recently, Susan Black decided our fleet looked like we would bring her the gud fight. She left in her pod. 7. It's as close as you can currently get to actual sovereignty by occupation. If you want to carve out a home in Curse, you can only do so by actively living there. There are good moons for mining, great planets for PI, plenty of places to set up a POS for industry or research AND you can do so with an NPC station in system. Mucho isk is there for the taking. But you can't just set up in a system and expect it to stay free from attack. If you want the iskies, you gotta live there. You gotta defend your home. Everyday. Join us. Be a part of homeland security... But no TSA, please.
Alternate Poster Blatant Tax Avoidance Victrix Mortalis 76	Posted - 2013.03.29 16:00:00 - [646] - Quote Poasting so that I remember to hit you up when sober.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 312	Posted - 2013.03.30 11:24:00 - [647] - Quote Top Ten Reasons I Love Living in Curse: 10. It's like the Wild West only there are no good guys in white hats... It's either bad guys that want to shoot you, or bad guys that want to help you shoot others... 9. Everything cloaks in Curse. Cloaky Drake? Seen it. Cloaky Dramiel? Seen it. Cloaky 'geddon Navy Issue? Seen it. Orca? You guessed it. But just because it cloaks doesn't mean it escapes... 8. Everything cynos in Curse. Ever seen a cyno cynabal? We got 'em in Curse. Drakes, drams, cyclones, falcons, badgers, you name it. They've all been known to carry cynos in Curse. How do I know? Well, you have to crack open the egg to find the yolk. OUCH's camp curse has been known to blue ball many a fleet. Sometimes they get really frustrated. Frustrated enough to try to bait and hot drop us with all kinds of shiny goodness. Enough shine to show just how badly they wanted to kill us. It just makes it that much sweeter when we slip out of the trap and leave them with nothing but the smoking remains of spent cyno fuel. 7. Ryan Gosling lives in Curse. Really. Yes, THE Ryan Gosling. Come spend some time in Curse. I'm sure you'll run into him. If you can't find him, just ask for Elan. He'll hook you two up. 6. Celebrities even more famous than Ryan Gosling (at least more famous to capsuleers) fly through Curse regularly. Azual, Sard Caid, Hans Jagerblitzen have all been through our home recently. Sard even records our fights with him so we can actually hear what his fleet mates say about our merry band of killer noobs. Most recently, Susan Black decided our fleet looked like we would bring her the gud fight. She left in her pod. 5. It's as close as you can currently get to actual sovereignty by occupation. If you want to carve out a home in Curse, you can only do so by actively living there. There are good moons for mining, great planets for PI, plenty of places to set up a POS for industry or research AND you can do so with an NPC station in system. Mucho isk is there for the taking. But you can't just set up in a system and expect it to stay free from attack. If you want the iskies, you gotta live there. You gotta defend your home. Everyday. 4. Some of the best small gang PvP to be found anywhere in New Eden occurs everyday in Curse. Curse is home (or frequent stomping grounds) for some great PvP Corps. Outbreak, Apetite 4 Destruction and Agony frequent our little slice of heaven, looking to mix it up however they may. There's also plenty of big name solo'ers come to test play. Do the names Odris Mesa, Cal7, pleniers, Miss Teri, NoamChomsky, FleshDiver ring a bell? They should if you frequent Curse... You're probably on their kill board. Join us. We'll help you get on the other side of their killboard (well, maybe not Miss Teri
Kabars Appetite 4 Destruction 1	Posted - 2013.03.30 11:49:00 - [648] - Quote Bump for some good dudes.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 312	Posted - 2013.04.01 10:21:00 - [649] - Quote Top Ten Reasons I Love Living in Curse: 10. It's like the Wild West only there are no good guys in white hats... It's either bad guys that want to shoot you, or bad guys that want to help you shoot others... 9. Everything cloaks in Curse. Cloaky Drake? Seen it. Cloaky Dramiel? Seen it. Cloaky 'geddon Navy Issue? Seen it. Orca? You guessed it. But just because it cloaks doesn't mean it escapes... 8. Everything cynos in Curse. Ever seen a cyno cynabal? We got 'em in Curse. Drakes, drams, cyclones, falcons, badgers, you name it. They've all been known to carry cynos in Curse. How do I know? Well, you have to crack open the egg to find the yolk. OUCH's camp curse has been known to blue ball many a fleet. Sometimes they get really frustrated. Frustrated enough to try to bait and hot drop us with all kinds of shiny goodness. Enough shine to show just how badly they wanted to kill us. It just makes it that much sweeter when we slip out of the trap and leave them with nothing but the smoking remains of spent cyno fuel. 7. Ryan Gosling lives in Curse. Really. Yes, THE Ryan Gosling. Come spend some time in Curse. I'm sure you'll run into him. If you can't find him, just ask for Elan. He'll hook you two up. 6. Celebrities even more famous than Ryan Gosling (at least more famous to capsuleers) fly through Curse regularly. Azual, Sard Caid, Hans Jagerblitzen have all been through our home recently. Sard even records our fights with him so we can actually hear what his fleet mates say about our merry band of killer noobs. Most recently, Susan Black decided our fleet looked like we would bring her the gud fight. She left in her pod. 5. It's as close as you can currently get to actual sovereignty by occupation. If you want to carve out a home in Curse, you can only do so by actively living there. There are good moons for mining, great planets for PI, plenty of places to set up a POS for industry or research AND you can do so with an NPC station in system. Mucho isk is there for the taking. But you can't just set up in a system and expect it to stay free from attack. If you want the iskies, you gotta live there. You gotta defend your home. Everyday. 4. Some of the best small gang PvP to be found anywhere in New Eden occurs everyday in Curse. Curse is home (or frequent stomping grounds) for some great PvP Corps. Outbreak, Apetite 4 Destruction and Agony frequent our little slice of heaven, looking to mix it up however they may. There's also plenty of big name solo'ers come to Play. Do the names Odris Mesa, Cal7, pleniers, Miss Teri, NoamChomsky, FleshDiver ring a bell? They should if you frequent Curse... You're probably on their kill board. 3. The best (and worst) -- we'll definitely the most prolific -- photobucket posters in New Eden ply their trade in Curse. Clicking on any link in local is likely to seriously disrupt normal social activities for days. When you see the link pop up, you know you shouldn't click it. But you have no choice. It's like walking past a train wreck. You can't stop yourself, even though you know your eyes are going to burn out of your skull and you'll never look at the world in the same way again. Damn you, Bullmastiff! Join us. But, for the love of God, don't click the links in local!
Kabars Appetite 4 Destruction 1	Posted - 2013.04.02 15:59:00 - [650] - Quote Good bunch of guys. Lots to teach the new wannabe pvp pilot.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 312	Posted - 2013.04.04 08:35:00 - [651] - Quote Top Ten Reasons I Love Living in Curse: 10. It's like the Wild West only there are no good guys in white hats... It's either bad guys that want to shoot you, or bad guys that want to help you shoot others... 9. Everything cloaks in Curse. Cloaky Drake? Seen it. Cloaky Dramiel? Seen it. Cloaky 'geddon Navy Issue? Seen it. Orca? You guessed it. But just because it cloaks doesn't mean it escapes... 8. Everything cynos in Curse. Ever seen a cyno cynabal? We got 'em in Curse. Drakes, drams, cyclones, falcons, badgers, you name it. They've all been known to carry cynos in Curse. How do I know? Well, you have to crack open the egg to find the yolk. OUCH's camp curse has been known to blue ball many a fleet. Sometimes they get really frustrated. Frustrated enough to try to bait and hot drop us with all kinds of shiny goodness. Enough shine to show just how badly they wanted to kill us. It just makes it that much sweeter when we slip out of the trap and leave them with nothing but the smoking remains of spent cyno fuel. 7. Ryan Gosling lives in Curse. Really. Yes, THE Ryan Gosling. Come spend some time in Curse. I'm sure you'll run into him. If you can't find him, just ask for Elan. He'll hook you two up. 6. Celebrities even more famous than Ryan Gosling (at least more famous to capsuleers) fly through Curse regularly. Azual, Sard Caid, Hans Jagerblitzen have all been through our home recently. Sard even records our fights with him so we can actually hear what his fleet mates say about our merry band of killer noobs. Most recently, Susan Black decided our fleet looked like we would bring her the gud fight. She left in her pod. 5. It's as close as you can currently get to actual sovereignty by occupation. If you want to carve out a home in Curse, you can only do so by actively living there. There are good moons for mining, great planets for PI, plenty of places to set up a POS for industry or research AND you can do so with an NPC station in system. Mucho isk is there for the taking. But you can't just set up in a system and expect it to stay free from attack. If you want the iskies, you gotta live there. You gotta defend your home. Everyday. 4. Some of the best small gang PvP to be found anywhere in New Eden occurs everyday in Curse. Curse is home (or frequent stomping grounds) for some great PvP Corps. Outbreak, Apetite 4 Destruction and Agony frequent our little slice of heaven, looking to mix it up however they may. There's also plenty of big name solo'ers come to Play. Do the names Odris Mesa, Cal7, pleniers, Miss Teri, NoamChomsky, FleshDiver ring a bell? They should if you frequent Curse... You're probably on their kill board. 3. The best (and worst) -- well definitely the most prolific -- photobucket posters in New Eden ply their trade in Curse. Clicking on any link in local is likely to seriously disrupt normal social activities for days. When you see the link pop up, you know you shouldn't click it. But you have no choice. It's like walking past a train wreck. You can't stop yourself, even though you know your eyes are going to burn out of your skull and you'll never look at the world in the same way again. Damn you, Bullmastiff! 2. Curse has great geography. Wherever you are in Curse, you are only a few short jumps from Derelik and high sec. From there, it's only a few more jumps to Rens where you can buy anything your black little heart desires. If you are looking for combat, Curse has several choke point systems where you can set up bubble camps for a little ice fishing. Or, if you prefer roaming with your little band of cut throats, the Curse pipeline to high sec provides a neat little highway for you to seek out other fleets looking for the "gud fight". And where else in all of New Eden can you find a system named 0SHT-A? Join us. But unfold your map before jumping into Curse. And stick to the paved highways. The dirt roads lead to trouble.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 252	Posted - 2013.04.05 10:47:00 - [652] - Quote C'mon Psi what's number 1. :)
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 318	Posted - 2013.04.06 03:31:00 - [653] - Quote ... Wait for it ...
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 318	Posted - 2013.04.08 13:15:00 - [654] - Quote Top Ten Reasons I Love Living in Curse: 10. It's like the Wild West only there are no good guys in white hats... It's either bad guys that want to shoot you, or bad guys that want to help you shoot others... 9. Everything cloaks in Curse. Cloaky Drake? Seen it. Cloaky Dramiel? Seen it. Cloaky 'geddon Navy Issue? Seen it. Orca? You guessed it. But just because it cloaks doesn't mean it escapes... 8. Everything cynos in Curse. Ever seen a cyno cynabal? We got 'em in Curse. Drakes, drams, cyclones, falcons, badgers, you name it. They've all been known to carry cynos in Curse. How do I know? Well, you have to crack open the egg to find the yolk. OUCH's camp curse has been known to blue ball many a fleet. Sometimes they get really frustrated. Frustrated enough to try to bait and hot drop us with all kinds of shiny goodness. Enough shine to show just how badly they wanted to kill us. It just makes it that much sweeter when we slip out of the trap and leave them with nothing but the smoking remains of spent cyno fuel. 7. Ryan Gosling lives in Curse. Really. Yes, THE Ryan Gosling. Come spend some time in Curse. I'm sure you'll run into him. If you can't find him, just ask for Elan. He'll hook you two up. 6. Celebrities even more famous than Ryan Gosling (at least more famous to capsuleers) fly through Curse regularly. Azual, Sard Caid, Hans Jagerblitzen have all been through our home recently. Sard even records our fights with him so we can actually hear what his fleet mates say about our merry band of killer noobs. Most recently, Susan Black decided our fleet looked like we would bring her the gud fight. She left in her pod. 5. It's as close as you can currently get to actual sovereignty by occupation. If you want to carve out a home in Curse, you can only do so by actively living there. There are good moons for mining, great planets for PI, plenty of places to set up a POS for industry or research AND you can do so with an NPC station in system. Mucho isk is there for the taking. But you can't just set up in a system and expect it to stay free from attack. If you want the iskies, you gotta live there. You gotta defend your home. Everyday. 4. Some of the best small gang PvP to be found anywhere in New Eden occurs everyday in Curse. Curse is home (or frequent stomping grounds) for some great PvP Corps. Outbreak, Apetite 4 Destruction and Agony frequent our little slice of heaven, looking to mix it up however they may. There's also plenty of big name solo'ers come to Play. Do the names Odris Mesa, Cal7, pleniers, Miss Teri, NoamChomsky, FleshDiver ring a bell? They should if you frequent Curse... You're probably on their kill board. 3. The best (and worst) -- well definitely the most prolific -- photobucket posters in New Eden ply their trade in Curse. Clicking on any link in local is likely to seriously disrupt normal social activities for days. When you see the link pop up, you know you shouldn't click it. But you have no choice. It's like walking past a train wreck. You can't stop yourself, even though you know your eyes are going to burn out of your skull and you'll never look at the world in the same way again. Damn you, Bullmastiff! 2. Curse has great geography. Wherever you are in Curse, you are only a few short jumps from Derelik and high sec. From there, it's only a few more jumps to Rens where you can buy anything your black little heart desires. If you are looking for combat, Curse has several choke point systems where you can set up bubble camps for a little ice fishing. Or, if you prefer roaming with your little band of cut throats, the Curse pipeline to high sec provides a neat little highway for you to seek out other fleets looking for the "gud fight". And where else in all of New Eden can you find a system named 0SHT-A? 1. And the Number One reason I Love Living in Curse? The Open University of Celestial Hardship, of course. When I joined OUCH two and a half years ago, the corp -- although billing itself as a training corp -- had no real instructors and no real training program. The program was simply a forum with a lot of material explaining aspects of null sec survival and a couple of experienced pilots that liked to share their thoughts with noobs. To graduate, one had only to successfully run the pipeline through Curse without losing his ship. Try as often as you like. The day you were lucky enough to get through is the day you graduated. And the OUCH motto at the time was: "You're going to die. A Lot. But with OUCH training we'll teach you to die less." Today, OUCH is truly a null sec survival and introductory PvP training corporation. We have experienced trainers and thoroughly documented training course curriculum. Graduation requirements still include running the pipeline, but much more as well. Our focus has broadened beyond simply surviving travel through null sec to now include small gang fleet operations, threat assessment, target engagement, etc. We've also dropped that old fatalistic motto. So that explains OUCH's purpose today, but why do I and the other core members stay? Because the core truly is a great bunch of guys to hang out with. We are low drama (except when Bren switches from scotch to coffee...). We enjoy teaching noobs and experienced Care Bears (it fulfills the desire to give back to the Eve community). We share a foundational philosophy that the Eve a person plays is a very personal game. Just because I don't play Eve the way you play Eve doesn't make me Terribad (although I may be). In fact, one of OUCH's greatest measures of "winning" is in thwarting an antogonist's preferred play style. Our greatest joys in game include: killing shinies above our class in T1 frigs and getting away without a single loss; killing the bait ships while avoiding the trap, generally causing havoc and frustrating the fleets of our respected opponents in Curse. Join us. You'll learn to love Curse!
Psy Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 4	Posted - 2013.04.08 17:41:00 - [655] - Quote Psi Theta wrote: Top Ten Reasons I Love Living in Curse: ... So that explains OUCH's purpose today, but why do I and the other core members stay? Because the core truly is a great bunch of guys to hang out with. We are low drama (except when Bren switches from scotch to coffee...). We enjoy teaching noobs and experienced Care Bears (it fulfills the desire to give back to the Eve community). ! I can't agree more; this corp is exceptional. I'm still working my way through the OUCH program but I can safely say that joining OUCH was a great decision. Things I like about OUCH.....(from a student perspective) The premanent members play/work together; they're not a group of disconnected pilots pursuing their own agendas. Teamwork , staff and students, working together as a unit. The commarderie displayed among the Ops team, fun to listen to and often educational to nul/pvp newbs such as myself. Members, staff and students alike, are friendly and helpful. The training modules, well thought out, well planned, and presented by capable instructors; moreover, they are fun to attend! All questions are answered promptly, in TS or in the forums. In OUCH, you have lots of experience to draw from. Best of all, OUCH shares this knowledge and experience with carebears like me. Thanks OUCH! Psy Lon
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 252	Posted - 2013.04.09 22:28:00 - [656] - Quote Tears in my eyes :)
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 451	Posted - 2013.04.11 21:38:00 - [657] - Quote Top reason why I'm in OUCH: Friends like Psi Theta. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 320	Posted - 2013.04.11 23:50:00 - [658] - Quote Break. Break... Psi's running the pipeline back to 8G from hi sec (well, from Atlanta anyway). Countdown ATL to 8G. T-3 hours. Hold the pod for me!
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 320	Posted - 2013.04.14 20:36:00 - [659] - Quote Friends don't let friends autopilot in null sec... unless they're tryng to teach them a lesson. Join us. Learn to avoid the bubble.
TuxedoMask Justified Chaos 22	Posted - 2013.04.16 20:52:00 - [660] - Quote Quality leadership, top notch instructors, and a great corp to be in to learn how to survive in EvE. Only thing your missing by not joining is knowledge...
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 335	Posted - 2013.04.17 02:35:00 - [661] - Quote Everyday it seems there is another blog offering wisdom on how to improve the "new player experience" and how to prevent trial players from quitting out of sheer frustration at the learning curve and the HTFU attitude of vets. They propose revamping the tutorials, creating PvP-free noob zones, even completely removing non consensual combat from all of hi sec. It's really not that complicated. Eve is a social game. Eve is a blamk canvas upon which each player is free to write his own story. No amount of tutorials or tweaks to game mechanics will prevent noobs from feeling lost in the vast open sandbox which is Eve Online. Noobs need experienced players to guide them and help them understand the many ways to interact with the game and with other players. This is the service which OUCH provides. Send us your newly recruited friends, your noobs, your Care Bears. We will teach them the skills they need to survive. We will help them discover how to play the game their way. We will help them understand why so many of us exchange the hours of our real lives to explore the wonders of this remarkable, virtual Wild West. Join us.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 337	Posted - 2013.04.18 09:08:00 - [662] - Quote For those of you that don't keep up with the meta game, heed this warning: Stay out of Jita and surrounding systems this weekend. Burn Jita 2.0 kicks off tomorrow. Expect some early birds to start killing haulers today. You have been warned. What to do while avoiding Jita? Why, join OUCH and learn to survive and fight in null sec, of course! Join us. We'll still be here while Jita Burns.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 255	Posted - 2013.04.21 09:59:00 - [663] - Quote So did you die in Jita lately, even though it's a high sec system ? Join ouch we'll teach you how to survive anywhere
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 339	Posted - 2013.04.21 12:45:00 - [664] - Quote I told you in my #7 Reason Why I Love Living in Curse that Ryan Gosling lives here. Well, Ryan sightings have now become more common than Elvis sightings at the 7-11. Yesterday, I saw no less than 11 sightings within a two hour time period. And now I hear Enrique Inglesias has been spotted! Where are all these Falcon pilots coming from? Join us. And let me know if you spot Enrique...
Faugrim Stran Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2013.04.24 02:20:00 - [665] - Quote New Minmatar pilot here, looking to train skills and learn to survive....and shed my carebear skin! I want to enjoy low-sec/null sec, and OUCH definitely has my attention. I'll be looking for you in OUCH-UNI!
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 256	Posted - 2013.04.24 11:36:00 - [666] - Quote Enrique ! Aww man, if he's comming to our part of town i better find some more time for eve :) Woulnd't want to miss Enrique! Join OUCH, while we teach you how to survive in nullsec, you'll get to see Enrique from the first row as it seems :D
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 340	Posted - 2013.04.25 10:14:00 - [667] - Quote If you spend a little time watching kids play in the sandbox, you'll see many different play styles. There are the kids who build upwards, molding the sand into towers and spires. There are the kids who begin digging deep to find the wet sand and carve out tunnels and grottos. There are the kids who simply scratch at the surface, making tracks and spirals. Then there are the mean kids, who just want to fling sand in the other kids' faces and wipe out their creations. And, finally, there is that one kid that no one wants to talk about. You know the one. The one who simply sits and watches what the others are doing, while they all all ignore him. And, then without warning, he steps out of his little shorts and pees all over the sand. Can you guess which one will grow up to be the OUCH pilot? Join us. But, please, keep your shorts on until the FC gives the order.
2George Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 256	Posted - 2013.04.26 10:01:00 - [668] - Quote Psi Theta wrote: ...And, then without warning, he steps out of his little shorts and pees all over the sand. Can you guess which one will grow up to be the OUCH pilot? Join us. But, please, keep your shorts on until the FC gives the order. The one that was hiding behind the weird one, and then sh*** all over the place? :D
Psy Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 7	Posted - 2013.04.26 18:08:00 - [669] - Quote If you are new to Eve, or new to Nulsec/pvp, let OUCH teach you the basics of surviving and thriving in nul. This is not a 4 hour crash course that takes you immediately, and most likely unprepared, into nul sec. The OUCH program is a self paced, progession of training, that will ease you into nul as you acquire the skills needed to survive in nul. You'll never be totally safe, but if you practice what is taught, your chance of survival will greatly increase. The lessons learned from my time in OUCH have improved both my gameplay and my enjoyment of Eve. Consider joining OUCH..... Psy Lon OUCH student
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 343	Posted - 2013.04.29 04:24:00 - [670] - Quote I'm working on moving my household across the country so RL has limited my playtime for the past couple weeks. I notice that, although I miss playing Eve, I miss hanging out with friends much more. Join us. OUCH really is a great group of folks.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 344	Posted - 2013.04.30 02:33:00 - [671] - Quote There's a lot of exciting news coming out of Iceland. As CCP continues to grow this wonderful, virtual multiverse, OUCH will still be here, still be providing the same service to the player base. We teach noobs to survive in null sec. We teach Care Bears to grow teeth and claws. Join us. The more EVE changes, the more OUCH extends its mission.
Vega Makutu Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2013.04.30 05:24:00 - [672] - Quote Are you active in the hours before and after downtime? I've been solo wandering across the map and back, mostly low sec, jumped into null a couple times, but I need a group of people to show me the ropes, without "a cause", as you put it in the OP. Hope to hear from someone!
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 344	Posted - 2013.04.30 09:33:00 - [673] - Quote Vega Makutu wrote: Are you active in the hours before and after downtime? I've been solo wandering across the map and back, mostly low sec, jumped into null a couple times, but I need a group of people to show me the ropes, without "a cause", as you put it in the OP. Hope to hear from someone! Welcome to OUCH! We're certainly glad to have you. Our EU contingent has been growing steadily, giving us a strong presence around downtime. I look forward to meeting you in game. Welcome aboard!
Psy Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 8	Posted - 2013.05.01 19:07:00 - [674] - Quote Do you feel like a minnow swimming in a sea of sharks? Join OUCH and learn how to evade the sharks.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 344	Posted - 2013.05.02 00:29:00 - [675] - Quote We talk alot about our mission being to teach players to survive in nullsec. But we actually teach much more than just evasion and survival techniques. While I'm out of game the next few days moving household, I will work on putting up posts outlining the many other aspects of living in null that students will learn by joining OUCH. One of our key teachings is that any pilot older than a week can contribute meaningfully to small gang combat. If the player can fly a T1 frig and fit the holy trinity of web-scram-AB, we will make him a valuable component of our fleet. He will not just be cannon fodder. We will first teach him to tackle and to survive. As his skills grow, we will give him greater roles and ease him into more complicated ships and fittings. But that is for later. For now, I want the true noob player to know he is welcome and he will learn. Join us.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 347	Posted - 2013.05.04 16:40:00 - [676] - Quote One of the OUCH prime directives is that we teach students to only take on fights that you believe you can win. We do not believe in the "gud fight". We do not bring out ships with the intention of seeing them explode in a ball of fire. This applies even to the cheapest T1 student tackle frig. Our Ops members apply a mathematical formula to compare the OUCH fleet to the aggressor fleet. If the result meets a certain threshold, we engage; otherwise, we let the aggressors move on to greener pastures. If you happen to be in fleet with one of our many respected opponents in Curse, take heed: if we do not go "skirts to the wind" from your fleet, it's because we've done the math. And the math says the explosions will not be ours. Join us. The math is not scary.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 347	Posted - 2013.05.06 13:42:00 - [677] - Quote We also take great pride and joy in killing half-billion isk ships with our merry little band of killer noobs in T1 frigs. What could possibly be better on the killboard than a Blackops BS getting killed by merlins, harpies and griffins? When the target is worth ten times the value of our entire fleet, life on the bubble is SWEET! Join us. Merlins and Slashers and Griffins, oh my!
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 347	Posted - 2013.05.07 13:52:00 - [678] - Quote Imagine yourself plopped down in the middle of an unfamiliar NPC nullsec region. You've never travelled in this region before. You have no bookmarks. You do not know the residents, geography, level of activity. For all intents and purposes, you are absolutely ignorant of this region. You know only that you are in a cheaply-fit T1 frigate, and you are 16 jumps from hisec. And, just to make it interesting, you have a billion isk worth of implants in your head. What are your chances for making it out without losing your pod? If you are an OUCH graduate, your chances are good. Otherwise? Welcome to the clone bay. Join us. We will teach you to survive in nullsec.
Psy Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 9	Posted - 2013.05.09 15:10:00 - [679] - Quote What does the typical person do when they discover a 'great deal' or have an 'exceptional experience'? Well, I tell my family and friends, so they can get the same great deal/experience. This is exactly why I recommend OUCH to everyone I meet in my Eve travels. My time in OUCH continues to be an exceptional experience and I learn even more each time I fly with this group. The OUCH program is run by pilots who are not only knowledgable and friendly, but passionate about sharing their knowledge with the Eve community. Their commitment to ongoing training, assessment, and improvement assures the OUCH program will continue to be both relevant and beneficial to all who complete it. If you want to increase your survivability in nulsec and want to learn basic PvP, come join us.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 347	Posted - 2013.05.10 15:35:00 - [680] - Quote In-depth knowledge of bubbles (mobile warp disrupters and warp disruption probes) is key to surviving in null sec. Do you know the difference between a stop bubble and a drag bubble? Do you know how to place a bubble on a gate? On a planet or moon? Do you know how to use an interdictor bubble to split a fleet and protect your retreat? Do you know how alignment and grid control whether or not you get swept up in the bubble? Do you even know the radius of the various bubble sizes? Unless you can fully explain how bubbles work and how to place them to greatest effect, it is only a matter of time before you are caught like a fly in a web. OUCH will teach you bubble mechanics. Join us. Be the spider not the fly.
Psy Lon The Spherion Group 10	Posted - 2013.05.13 21:09:00 - [681] - Quote I joined OUCH after reading some great posts from both students and foes. It sounded like a great program but you never really know until you actually try it. Eight short weeks later, I've graduated. Although I've had a bit of training in other corps, I've never felt the level of success and accomplishment that I got out of the OUCH program. What makes the OUCH program different, and better than other programs? Several things come to mind: great organization, great core members combined with exceptional leadership througout the corp, great training material and the list goes on.... However, the same things can be said of other training corps such as Eve Uni and Agony. One aspect that sets OUCH apart from other programs is that OUCH has defined graduation requirements..... Students can't can't complete the program by simply attending classes, or going on a roam. Each student must successfully complete a solo nulsec travel run without losing their ship, and be involved in 10 'real' kills out 'On the Bubble' before they graduate from the program. The OUCH graduation medal must be earned. This is one aspect that made this program both enjoyable and satisfying; I had to earn that medal. I totally enjoyed my time with OUCH and I've since rejoined the corp with a different pilot. I'm looking forward to sharing what I've earned with any who chose to join OUCH.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 351	Posted - 2013.05.14 22:39:00 - [682] - Quote It never ceases to amaze me how some players remain totally oblivious to what goes on around them. Everyday I see pilots jump into system, pause long enough to see they did not jump into a gate camp, and then warp straight to the next gate with no regard for the 18 pilots in local. Or they jump in, see we have only three frigates on grid and decide to engage, not noticing that we have 15 other pilots in local. I'm convinced that there are three kinds of pilots in nullsec... Those who can count and those who cannot count. Join us. We teach counting classes.
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2013.05.16 17:50:00 - [683] - Quote Psi Theta wrote: It never ceases to amaze me how some players remain totally oblivious to what goes on around them. Everyday I see pilots jump into system, pause long enough to see they did not jump into a gate camp, and then warp straight to the next gate with no regard for the 18 pilots in local. ... Pilots, oblivious to their surroundings, continue to lose ships. Pilots who join OUCH, become aware of their surroundings, learn how to avoid threats, and they lose fewer ships. Many pilots mistakenly think Hi-Sec is safe. The bitter truth is that one is only safe when they're docked in a station. Everyone is a target and Concord can't fully protect anyone. In popular Hi-Sec systems, it is not uncommon to see 80 in local. 79 might be going about their business, but what about the lone griefer who is looking to for an easy target i.e. your expensive barge or industrial along with its expensive cargo. OUCH teaches pilots to be situationally aware, regardless of where they choose to operate, HiSec, LoSec, or Nulsec. An alert pilot recognizes threats, and is prepared to counter those threats. Such pilots are much less likely to lose their ships. Which type of pilot do you want to be?
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 351	Posted - 2013.05.18 15:57:00 - [684] - Quote So I'm now starting my third week of very little game time due to moving across country, settling into a new home and all that goes along with that. While I have definitely missed shooting players in the face and watching ships explode, I have missed hanging out with my OUCH friends most of all. Our little band of trainers and killer noobs is family in every way (but without the drama). OUCH is a great corp to call home. Join us.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 351	Posted - 2013.05.20 23:38:00 - [685] - Quote Who in his right mind forms a fleet of ALL Caldari ECM ships? Who is so intent on the killmail representing every type of Caldari ECM that he sends pilots back to reship because we don't have a kitsune, or a scorpion or a widow? Who gets this misbegotten fleet together and then says,"Oh by the way, does anyone have any DPS? X up with your DPS if you have any." Who then names it the Happy Funtime Rainbow Fleet? Who is this mad, degenerate noob of an FC? Why, Bren Genzan of course. Leader of a brave noob world, flier of Falcons, and wearer of rainbow tights (only sometimes). Join us, and wear your Purple Falcon medal with pride.
Elan Traven Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 17	Posted - 2013.05.21 09:19:00 - [686] - Quote Join OUCH. Learn to stay alive without losing 30 Rifters in the process. In the process, you'll get to shoot things. There's really nothing to lose here.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 354	Posted - 2013.05.24 04:11:00 - [687] - Quote In the US, this is Memorial Weekend. It is a time set aside for families to gather and honor all those who have served in the Armed Forces. To all servicemen and women, past and present, thank you. Your sacrifices have given us all the opportunity to live life in freedom and prosperity. God bless you all. You are the very best of us.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 355	Posted - 2013.05.26 12:59:00 - [688] - Quote OUCH chooses to live in NPC nullsec because that's where the action is. There is no mindless SOV structure grinding (not much anyway). There are no vast swaths of empty systems. It is not possible to play nullbear games of semi-afk mining or ratting. Success in NPC nullsec means true sovereignty by occupation. If you want to carve out your niche here, it means living here. You cannot simply clone jump in every few days to collect your moon goo and PI goods. You have to occupy the space. You have to fight to earn the respect of your neighbors. Comparing NPC nullsec to SOV space, is like comparing owning investment property in Dubai to living on 6th Street in Austin. You might make a ton of money on the investments property, but 6th Street is where the action is. Join us. Keep Curse weird.
Xar Solshin Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2013.05.27 11:30:00 - [689] - Quote I like what you guys offer but I am at a lost of how to join.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 356	Posted - 2013.05.27 13:29:00 - [690] - Quote Xar Solshin wrote: I like what you guys offer but I am at a lost of how to join. Thanks for your interest. We accept all applicants. Join the OUCH recruiting chat channel: ouch-uni. There you can chat with current members and other potential students. You can join corp by searching in People and Places. Set search on corporation and enter Open University of Celestial Hardship. Right click on the search results and select Show Info. From the corp information window, there is a button "apply to join". Usually, applications are accepted with just a short time depending upon who is online. Looking forward to you joining us. Psi
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 356	Posted - 2013.05.29 09:44:00 - [691] - Quote One of our recent graduates posted the following on our forum: "What OUCH does for students is incredible. YES it's "just a game," but the confidence you teach to people that are willing to learn helps them not only as a pilot, but in their lives. The sense of pride and accomplishment is more than just another acheivement; it opens up an entirely new level of playing EVE than could be reached before. I watched this transition in [name redacted] and I can tell you, just hearing and watching how he transitioned from carebear to combat pilot was a very neat thing to witness." No need for me to add anything. Join us.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 356	Posted - 2013.05.30 22:50:00 - [692] - Quote As of this month, OUCH has now graduated over 200 students. That may not seem like much considering how long we've been around; however, we do not graduate students following a single class or roam. Graduation from OUCH represents a significant investment of both the player's game time, and the game time of several OUCH instructors. Training consists of nine structured modules which take a total of about 10 hours to complete. Following the classes, students must then successfully negotiate a nullsec gauntlet run, and join our fleets to participate in a specified number of kills. Only then can the student apply for graduation. Although we accept all applicants, our program is not for everyone. It can be intense. It can be frustrating at times. Depending upon the skills and experience of the student, he may feel as if he's being fed with a fire hose or he may feel he is being forced to crawl at a snail's pace. But there can be no doubt that our graduates have gained a wealth of knowledge that vastly elevates their play. Join us. See what we have to offer.
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 2	Posted - 2013.05.31 22:28:00 - [693] - Quote Eve is a complex, difficult, and often unforgiving game to learn. If it were as easy as Wow, a few million pilots would be logged in nightly. It takes time, patience, and some tenacity to become proficient in the different areas: industry, mining, trading, pvp, etc. There are so many avenues to explore and each has its own learning curve. The OUCH program focuses on two popular areas: nulsec survival skills and basic pvp. As with any educational program, students reap what they sow. Those who put in the time to attend modules, apply the lessons taught, and finally practice, practice, practice, reap the greatest benefit. If you're willing to put in the time, then join us and elevate your game.
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 2	Posted - 2013.06.05 00:03:00 - [694] - Quote There is always something to learn in Eve, just look at all the changes introduced in Odyssey. For myself, I'm constantly reminded how much I yet to learn, especially in the area of PvP. I totally ignored PvP for most of my time in Eve, but now I have a new found interest. Thankfully, in OUCH, I have many great pilots to learn from. There are many ways to learn more about PvP: 1) Just go do it, i.e. learn from the School of Hard Knocks. Buy a bunch of ships and go find some pew-pew. It may be expensive and one should expect to lose a few ships. 2) Search the Internet. There is plenty of information out there, the problem is separating the good advice from the bad. 3) Join a PvP corporation. Eve has many good PvP corporations out there but their focus is not always on training. Focus is often on PvP and while the new guy might get a class or two, much of the learning still comes from the 'School of Hard Knocks'. 4) Eve University offers some self-paced training videos/recordings, sometimes supplemented with student roams. I don't see many instructor led offerings, but I'm also not an expert on Eve Uni. 5) With Agony Unleashed, players can join one of their training classes / roams. These are usually largely attended events as we see Agony blobs regularly roaming Curse. 6) Join OUCH. OUCH exists to train pilots. (This is the option I recommend.) Highlights of the OUCH program: Instructor led classes scheduled weekly. Plenty of time to get good information and ask any questions. Plenty of live-fire PvP 'Out on the Bubble' each week. Active forum with great guides and other training material Active TeamSpeak, where students are welcome to listen in and ask questions An Operations Team that is passionate about the mission of OUCH: Sharing knowledge and experience. How do you want to learn PvP? Join us!
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 356	Posted - 2013.06.06 01:31:00 - [695] - Quote In the world of Internet spaceships, it really doesn't matter whether you think it's all "serious bizness" or you're just in it for casual escape. But for you to get the most enjoyment from the vast sandbox of New Eden, you need to understand the game well enough to accomplish the day's chosen objective. OUCH will teach you how to travel safely through the most treacherous space lanes, and how to effectively select and engage targets. Join us. All it will cost you is commitment.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 356	Posted - 2013.06.12 01:54:00 - [696] - Quote Odyssey sure brought a lot of changes. Good? Bad? It all depends upon your personal Eve. That's the beauty of the game. That's the paradigm of the sandbox. Your Eve is very personal, and no two people play the same game. But no matter what your Eve, and no matter how expansions change the game, Eve is a dangerous place. Nullsec? Lowsec? Hisec? There is NO place even reasonably safe in New Eden. OUCH can teach you to survive. Teach you to travel through hostile space. And teach you to assess threats and engage targets on your terms, according to your play style. Join us. We'll teach you to navigate the dangers of New Eden.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 363	Posted - 2013.06.14 09:02:00 - [697] - Quote Those of us for whom the mystery and majesty of New Eden is our siren's call know that we are here for the long haul. We have ambitions, vague they may be, that stretch into the months and even years ahead. We may not know where we will be living this time next year, but we know exactly when we will finish training Advanced Spaceship Command V. With such a long view on skill points, doesn't it make sense to invest a small portion of your game time to learning actual game mechanics and piloting skills? What if, by spending just a few weeks with an experienced training corp, you could dramatically improve your game? Would you invest the time? No? Well, then we'll see you on the red side of the killboard. Join us.
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 4	Posted - 2013.06.17 13:45:00 - [698] - Quote When I started playing Eve some years back, the concept of the game being a big sandbox was foreign. My previous MMO experience came from EverQuest, DAoC and WOW. Eve was just a cool space based MMO and admittedly the most complex MMO I've played. It was hard for me to grasp that pilots make the rules in Eve. A pilot is free to play the hero, or to be the villain. Pilots are free to adopt any play-style that fits, and fly any ship for which they have the skills/resources. For example: When I first ventured into null, I fully expected to lose my ship and probably my pod. So, I chose a cheap frigate and used a clone with no implants. My wallet would not sustain a riskier play-style. After a couple losses, I bought a cov-ops frigate thinking a cloak would make navigating nul easier. However, as I quickly discovered, a cloak doesn't offer much advantage if you don't understand the mechanics of nul. I obviously didn't understand how to navigate nul and my ship was soon snared in a dictor bubble and popped. Surprisingly I see the same behavior exhibited regularly in Curse, only it isn't always in a cheap frigate but often in an expensive transport with a hold full of faction loot, blueprints, exploration loot, etc. Many pilots jump gate-to-gate and land squarely in our bubble. Our merry band is always excited to see a transport ship.; such prizes make our day. Ouch can help pilots, new or old, better understand nul mechanics, bubbles, and why it is risky to warp gate to gate. Join us, train with us and get tools to more easily navigate nul while reducing the risk to both ship and pod. Our training also covers basic PvP, where you can be the hunter vs the prey. The training is free, and we accept all who apply. On the other hand, pilots are always welcome to play the game their way. Fly any ship they want, anywhere they want. Jump into nul and have a ball. If that is your play-style, please visit Curse. Traffic has been slow, so fly out and visit our bubble. Our staff and students are eager to entertain you.
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 5	Posted - 2013.06.19 16:00:00 - [699] - Quote Our merry group of staff and students recently entertained a player claiming to be 'new to EvE'. One never knows if the pilot was truly GÇÿnewGÇÖ or just claiming to be new. In any event, the poor guy landed in our bubble where he was quickly dispatched and provided a fast trip to his home station. Shortly after, he asked , why he was attacked, his ship destroyed, and his pod killed. Welcome to EvE Online; a dangerous place for a new and unprepared pilot. Anyone who ventures into the hostile space of Eve-Online risks attack the minute their ship enters space. It doesnGÇÖt matter if the pilot is in hi-sec, lo-sec, or nul-sec space, everyone is vulnerable. Those who play the Eve accept this peril; however, knowledge and skills allow pilots to travel about Eve more safely. OUCH teaches pilots how to avoid and counter the risk of attacks and traps. We teach survival skills, and provide an introduction to pvp. Players may not be interested in, or even desire to engage in pvp; however, it is only a question of when, not if, they find themselves in a pvp situation. Join us, be prepared!
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 6	Posted - 2013.06.21 18:19:00 - [700] - Quote New to Eve Online? Feeling overwhelmed by the depth and breadth of this big sandbox? If so, join OUCH, and let our team show you how to navigate the universe and how to defend yourself when called for. The lessons taught in OUCH will serve you well as you continue your adventures in Eve Online. Join us.
Neme Orlenard Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2013.06.22 06:54:00 - [701] - Quote Carebear ? - I was Bored with only running missons in Hisec? - I was Ever been in low or null ? -- "too scared there be bogeymen!" Don't be scared of the bogeyman, become the bogeyman Join OUCH, learn how to live in Null and love it
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 364	Posted - 2013.06.24 10:09:00 - [702] - Quote Hisec, lowsec, nullsec and W-space. These are the major playgrounds in New Eden. Some are typically considered more dangerous than others, but there is no doubt that all are dangerous. The real difference in these areas is not the degree of danger or likelihood of pod death. The real difference is simply a matter of broad rules of engagement. Oftentimes, the successful pilot is the one who understands the rules of his area of operations. And pod death comes to those who do not understand the mechanics of bubble camps and gate ganks. While OUCH chooses to play in nullsec, the things you will learn as an OUCH student will prepare you for whatever playground you choose to call home. Join us. Learn the rules of your chosen sandbox.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 364	Posted - 2013.06.26 00:13:00 - [703] - Quote A former member of Eve University and former OUCH student has posted an unsolicited assessment of the OUCH training program over in the Eve Uni Work Fair forum. It's an honest and insightful assessment. Well worth a read. Join us. [url]http://forum.eveuniversity.org/viewtopic.php?f=66&t=62297&p=600215#p600215[/url]
Togg Bott Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 55	Posted - 2013.06.26 04:09:00 - [704] - Quote Mid sept of 2012... I had just gotten my email From O.U.C.H. Graduation after having completed all requirements. I had been part of many gate kills some we shouldn't have.. also lost a couple ships on the Gate... did a couple roams with Sygma... those ended Badly. I was walking down the street, I went to cross the road at the crosswalk. I got hit in the middle of the crosswalk by a drunk driver.. needless to say, I been awhile getting back into shape.... looking to maybe... if allowed to join back into O.U.C.H. for another go around.... after all I have been outta everything for a good bit.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 364	Posted - 2013.06.26 22:53:00 - [705] - Quote Togg Bott wrote: Mid sept of 2012... I had just gotten my email From O.U.C.H. Graduation after having completed all requirements. I had been part of many gate kills some we shouldn't have.. also lost a couple ships on the Gate... did a couple roams with Sygma... those ended Badly. I was walking down the street, I went to cross the road at the crosswalk. I got hit in the middle of the crosswalk by a drunk driver.. needless to say, I been awhile getting back into shape.... looking to maybe... if allowed to join back into O.U.C.H. for another go around.... after all I have been outta everything for a good bit. Togg, I remember you and think I even taught one of your classes. Sorry to hear about your accident. You were dropped from corp due to inactivity. You are free to re-apply and can go back through again if you'd like. We'd be glad to have you back. Join us.
Willie Horton Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 13	Posted - 2013.06.28 11:18:00 - [706] - Quote If you dont want to "grab a rifter " and die in ball of fire when ever you enter lower security systems,visit us and we will give our best to help you to survive more in your attempts of making new adventures. It is always scary first time ,we will try to shake that fear off and make you see null sec as natural part of your game.
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 7	Posted - 2013.07.09 02:42:00 - [707] - Quote Every student should take something away from OUCH training. Some will take more, some less, depending on the students' previous experience, and the amount of effort put into the program. We realize that our program is not ideal for everyone, but those who complete the training become better pilots as a result. OUCH is a free program. The only cost to the student is an investment of their time. OUCH instructors volunteer their playtime to lead classes, be available in TS for questions, and introduce students to nulsec PvP. We do so because we want to see each student succeed and get more enjoyment from this great game. Join us.
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 7	Posted - 2013.07.12 19:16:00 - [708] - Quote Bored with mining, tired of repeating the same old missions? Then spice up your gameplay and generate some excitement; test the waters in nulsec. Nothing like having a dozen hostiles chasing you to generate some adrenaline. Enjoy the satisfaction of eluding your pursuers while avoiding traps: bubbles, gate camps, etc. Let OUCH show that a new, or minimally skilled, pliot can navigate null with less risk, and contribute to a pvp fleet while flying only a T1 firgate. OUCH offers: Classes taught in the 'relative' safety of hi-sec. Active TS, students and instructors online to answer questions. No cost to the student; OUCH accepts everyone; new and old, no interviews, and no API checks. Hands-on, live-fire experience flying a tackler role in our PvP fleets. Only a T1, student fit , frigate and some of your gametime is required. Join our ingame channel OUCH-UNI for more info, or simply apply. Join Us!
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 453	Posted - 2013.07.21 15:11:00 - [709] - Quote For more information about OUCH join the OUCH-UNI channel. Even if we're not available, you can find links about our program there. June's Kill of the Month: A 1.2 Billion ISK Black Ops Battleship. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
kevs5678 Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 2	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:57:00 - [710] - Quote Having been through the training and graduated from OUCH . I can honestly say this is a great program for those wishing to learn to PVP. Classes are excellent and very informative, as are the Instructors that teach them. Nothing was too much trouble for them if you had any questions you only had to ask. Was an absolute pleasure to fly with this corp that taught me how to survive and fight. It has increased my knowledge, given me the confidence and most importantly, increased my enjoyment of Eve substantially. Learn to fly dangerous and have fun, You won't regret it. All the best OUCHies o7
Willie Horton Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 21	Posted - 2013.07.27 08:09:00 - [711] - Quote What I like the most ,is moment when our students are first time with us taking heat. After few fights you see how recently peaceful miner from high sec ,starting to have lust for more blood."This is fun" and things like that ,make you happy.Even more if you were student not long time ago,and your sharing what you learned is making more ppl involved in null sec and pvp in general.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 454	Posted - 2013.08.01 23:27:00 - [712] - Quote There was this epic 4000 man fight in Fountain last weekend. It occurred to me that it takes a frig more than 40 seconds to go to warp in 10 percent TiDi. Not for me. Small gang pvp is where it's at. If you're interested in getting the basic skills that you need for flying with gangs that don't blot out the sun, OUCH is a good place to start. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 11	Posted - 2013.08.07 01:13:00 - [713] - Quote Our light is always on; our door is always open to any pilot seeking our services. We have classes and PvP training operations scheduled each week. Members are online and ready to answer your questions. The only thing missing is you. Join us. Learn how to survive and fight in nul sec.
Captain Sinned Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2013.08.10 12:41:00 - [714] - Quote I am hoping to start training soon. I have been reading all the info and it alone is very informative. I really like the way they suggest you set up your space view. ...so says Captain Sinned http://www.prosynergyeve.com/ Check it out!
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 12	Posted - 2013.08.15 16:03:00 - [715] - Quote I'm thrilled to be a member of OUCH. Although real life has put a dent in my playtime, I'm always excited to login and join in corp activities as I have time. I learned a lot as a student and continue to learn much more as a member. Given the rate at which CCP expands and tweaks Eve, the need for continued learning is a given. Last night I had the opportunity to audit Modules 6 and 7 with one of our senior OPs members. Thanks Ze! I will be teaching these modules in the near future and wanted to see how another instructor presents the material. I view teaching as another extension of my continuing Eve education. Our team has a great deal of collective experience, so there is a wealth of knowledge and experience to draw from in OUCH. Plus, I still enjoy sitting in our classes. Experiencing students' excitement and enthusiasm first hand is contagious. During classes I'm constantly reminded of the excitement, awe, and sometimes frustration, I felt when I began playing Eve years ago. I'm obviously biased but I strongly believe OUCH has the best program available to introduce any interested pilot to the fun of navigating and fighting in nulsec. If this sounds interesting to you, join us!
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 455	Posted - 2013.08.24 05:42:00 - [716] - Quote We've been having a blast flying in Curse, showing new players how to avoid becoming a statistic on someone else's killboard. Our students quickly learn that preparation and situational awareness go a long way to surviving in null sec. Those null sec skills apply in low sec and high sec too. Lots of corps will tell you that the advantage of learning with them is you learning by doing: they aren't going to bore you with lectures. They'll bring you out to null in the safety of a 5 to 20 man fleet and leave you to your own devices. Unfortunately, outside of the safety of the fleet, you can find yourself all alone trying to figure out how to get home safely. OUCH teaches a formal program: we lecture, and we teach practical excersises for you to get a greater understanding of the skill set we are trying to pass along to you. Only then do we send you into null sec for you to hone those skills. Use those skills to fly alone in the depths of null sec space. You won't need the safety in numbers that larger corps use to travel in null. Now, trial and error works, but it's a much longer road than actively being trained, mentored and coached through our program. Check us out. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Twisted Syko Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2013.09.02 05:28:00 - [717] - Quote Back on a new character after a long absence. Of course went back to OUCH because of the instructors. They are the best. They are still doing what they do, just doing it better then ever. OUCH teaches Null Sec survival and PvP and they do it for free and they do it right.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 456	Posted - 2013.09.06 11:16:00 - [718] - Quote Twisted Syko wrote: Back on a new character after a long absence. Of course went back to OUCH because of the instructors. They are the best. They are still doing what they do, just doing it better then ever. OUCH teaches Null Sec survival and PvP and they do it for free and they do it right. Welcome back, Syko. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 13	Posted - 2013.09.10 17:32:00 - [719] - Quote RL finally allowed a chance to login and join a fleet. I wasn't expecting much for a Monday night, but wound up in a good fleet brawl and engaged in a couple fights on the bubble. We simply have a great group of students/staff, exceptional fleet commanders, and great allies. It was another fun time out 'on the bubble' last night. If you're interested in exploring null, join us and learn how to survive and fight.
getyourgun Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2013.09.12 14:43:00 - [720] - Quote After a couple years of sitting in hi-sec running missions i was getting quite bored with EVE as a game, I had seen this OUCH recruitment thread before and after a bit of research i decided to try see what they had to offer. So just over a month spent in OUCH as a student and i'm loving it. Yes they have rules to follow but they are there so you don't go charging into null and loose everything you have. You fly T1 frigs with T1 fittings and after some basic training you can go into null and be part of a few gate camps. OUCH instructors give their time freely to help train you up and help you understand what null is like and how to get more out of EVE, so if you are find yourself not bothering logging on to run your level 4's or your new to EVE then i would recommend giving OUCH's training course a go.
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 13	Posted - 2013.09.18 20:38:00 - [721] - Quote If your're considering joining OUCH, this weekend 9/20-9/22 would be a great time to start. We're offering Modules 1-3 on Saturday (required for modules 4-5) and modules 4-5 on Sunday. If you have some free time, you can knock out over half of our training modules in one weekend. Completion of Modules 1-5 allows you to enter Nul, begin making bookmarks, and attempt the survival run. Join us, kill more and die less! (Meet some great people and have some fun to boot.)
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 84	Posted - 2013.09.20 13:36:00 - [722] - Quote L.S. There's no need to fear the dark voids of EVE. Fear is mostly just lack of knowledge. OUCH has proven to illuminate the path for many pilots. Get enlightened, join OUCH!
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 456	Posted - 2013.09.22 20:20:00 - [723] - Quote Okay, New Guy, let me break this down to you: NPC null space is like low sec with warp disruptor bubbles and but no security status hits, so where someone might not shoot you in low because there are station or gate guns nearby, they don't worry about that in NPC null: They just shoot you. Curse, where OUCH lives, is considered one of the most dangerous regions of null sec in new Eden. You don't have to take my word of it, you can search for Dotlan Maps, Statistics and see for yourself. This week, it's Number 1. Right now, TRIBE and TEST are two SOV alliances who have come out to Curse to rebuild, refresh, renew themselves? Lots of other SOV alliances and corporations are out here too, trying to get a piece of them. Razor, RED Alliance, Pizza, Black Legion and Pandemic Legion head the list of the more famous. Since the locals don't like SOV alliances, it's gotten very exciting. Very, very exciting. And OUCH? We're teaching null survival right smack dab in the middle of it all. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 85	Posted - 2013.09.26 00:39:00 - [724] - Quote Learn to feel comfortable in 0-sec and get used to sh*t bricks in high-sec. Join OUCH, evolve!
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 85	Posted - 2013.10.09 12:04:00 - [725] - Quote We pretty much fail at being forum tigers... I guess that's part of the reason we are still one of New Eden's best kept secrets. So if you are looking for a structured environment to learn the ways of 0-sec dwellers. OUCH is just the place for you. We teach all the needed skills to do barrelrolls, backflips and God knows what more to escape your adversaries. OUCH's prime focus is on 0-sec survival with a sniff of pvp to top it off. We excell at that, we truly do. No hidden agenda, SP requirements, interviews, we are an Open University after all. Looking forward to greet you in corpchat, no scratch that we actually hate corpchat... The students that run our complete course are typically the ones that make it over to TS. So a working headset, Ts3 and the willingness to learn are actually the only requirements I can think of. Regards, Dio
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 87	Posted - 2013.10.12 19:53:00 - [726] - Quote Stop making excuses for yourself. No you don't need skill x to V before you join. That level 4 will be available next month as well. Nah you wallet does'nt need amount x before you join, our students fly cheap. What is keeping you? Just hit the "apply to join" button.
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 89	Posted - 2013.10.14 22:17:00 - [727] - Quote "By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail." ~ Benjamin Franklin ~
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 91	Posted - 2013.10.16 12:12:00 - [728] - Quote L.S. Most EVE players know there is a certain code of conduct amongst spacewarriors. One versus one's should always be honoured. The use of ECM during fights is considered unmanly tactics. Real PVP'ers roam instead of sitting at a gatecamp for hours on end. Man hold their ground, even if this means they are outnumbered by a 2:1 or even worse ratio. You could say this is the way of spacebushido. If a pilot for whatever reason fails to live up to rules like some I mentioned above. He or she should start the act of seppuku immediately. This is the only way to save your face in the cold harsh universe that is New Eden. OUCH is very often accused of ignoring those terms. But then again OUCH does not care if a neutral pilot is ECM'd to death. OUCH does not mind to flee the field like chickens chased by the fox. OUCH pilots are rather lazy and prefer their targets warping in. The typical OUCH pilot has never heard of the Battle of Thermopylae. And last but not least, the typical OUCH pilot just loves the colourfull terms and expressions pop into local after the succesfull destruction of spaceships on their behalve. I guess everyone plays his own EVE. OUCH's behaviour can be summarized into the will to control the battlefield. We like to fight on our terms. After all our motto is; "Kill more, die less". So there you have it, the main focus of OUCH is survival first and foremost. That and awareness, know your limitations and theirs. In short, don't fly stupid.
Dionysus Caldoron Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 96	Posted - 2013.10.18 11:14:00 - [729] - Quote "You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try." ~ Homer J. Simpson ~
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 475	Posted - 2013.10.21 02:35:00 - [730] - Quote There are a lot of corps out there. Universities and academies abound. Most of them will tell you that they are going to teach you. Most of them are just holding corps for rookies so they can filter out the idiots. Most of those self same corporations will tell you that they won't waste your time with stuffy lectures, they'll point you to some posts someplace and then tell you that you should learn by doing. Have you jump into cruisers with substandard skills and fly in a large gang where you're just a number, or put you in frigate tackle and tell you you're supposed to die in a ball of fire. We think that they are doing it all wrong. The road to survival comes much easier in a structured environment, where you get told how to do it, then shown how to do it, take time to practice what you've learned before you go out and prove it to yourself. OUCH has talented instructors who take time out from aggressively pursuing kills on the kill board to take the time to teach new players how to travel in null sec. We're not telling you learning by doing is impossible. We're just saying that it's a lot easier when your teachers actually teach. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 476	Posted - 2013.10.26 10:57:00 - [731] - Quote The Open University of Celestial Hardship Fall Fund Drive is in progress. Show your support by sending your donation. Or better yet, refer a friend to our training. We like teaching more than we like money. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 476	Posted - 2013.10.31 20:54:00 - [732] - Quote Happy Halloween from Open University of Celestial Hardship! If you were planning on Trick or Treating in Curse, you probably should bring a lot of friends with you. Or take our course. Just saying. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 476	Posted - 2013.11.11 15:05:00 - [733] - Quote Happy Veteran's Day from Open University of Celestial Hardship. To our Veterans world wide, thank you for your service. Oh, and join OUCH. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Twisted Syko Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 2	Posted - 2013.11.22 01:16:00 - [734] - Quote OUCH still here and still teaching null sec survival/PVP. Doesn't matter if you are a day old or veteran, we take all students.
Twisted Syko Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 2	Posted - 2013.11.23 00:32:00 - [735] - Quote Bren Genzan wrote: The road to survival comes much easier in a structured environment, where you get told how to do it, then shown how to do it, take time to practice what you've learned before you go out and prove it to yourself. OUCH has talented instructors who take time out from aggressively pursuing kills on the kill board to take the time to teach new players how to travel in null sec. We're not telling you learning by doing is impossible. We're just saying that it's a lot easier when your teachers actually teach. QFT Any questions join OUCH-UNI channel in game.
Twisted Syko Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 2	Posted - 2013.11.24 00:18:00 - [736] - Quote OUCH does exactly what it claims. Join us and learn null sec survival and have fun doing it. OUCH takes all players. There is no SP requirement. There is no interview. There is no queue to wait in you will get accepted usually within 24 hours. All you have to have is a willingness to learn. Any questions join in game channel OUCH-UNI
Peanut Ormand Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 1	Posted - 2013.11.26 18:49:00 - [737] - Quote I've been in HiSec most of my time in Eve... but I've always wanted to venture into more dangerous waters to search for greater riches. However, I was pretty sure I'd die in a ball of fire if I tried to step foot in Null. While poking around the forums, I found these guys and joined up. The 0UCH staff are very professional, and their course is well organized. I found everyone in the corp to be friendly, helpful and dedicated to teaching people the ways of Null and PvP. If you want to get into PvP, learn how to travel in Null or if you're just curious on what goes on 'out there', you can't go wrong in joining 0UCH. I recently graduated from 0UCH, and although I'm pretty sure I'll die in a fire every now and then, I now have the knowledge to make them work harder for that kill. This training has opened up new avenues of gameplay for me, and I'm happy I took the time to work through their course. You have nothing to lose. Join 0UCH and go have some fun!
Twisted Syko Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 2	Posted - 2013.11.29 17:45:00 - [738] - Quote Whether you are day 1 in game or a long time EVE player come learn how to survive in Null. Any questions join OUCH-UNI channel.
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 15	Posted - 2013.12.06 21:23:00 - [739] - Quote OUCH has a full slate of classes scheduled for Dec and the holidays. So if you plan to get some Eve playtime during the holidays, maybe it is time to check out our program. Let us show you how to kill more while dieing less.
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 15	Posted - 2013.12.11 20:22:00 - [740] - Quote Dionysus Caldoron wrote: "You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try." ~ Homer J. Simpson ~ Don't let this be your Eve legacy. The statement quoted above summarizes my Eve experience prior to joining OUCH. I spent time in several nul sec corps but ultimately nul was just a dark, scary place. My nul experience wasn't good, so I spent most of my Eve playtime in hi-sec. Over time, I became increasingly bored, frustrated with hi-sec ganking/griefing, and I seriously considered just quitting Eve. OUCH showed me that skills, while beneficial, aren't all that important. The real power comes from knowledge and experience. OUCH shares this knowledge and when this knowledge is put into practice, confidence and experience are gained. Students that make it into nul, and pvp with OUCH, post more kills than losses. Students who complete the program are not fresh meat, or an easy kill. They know how to survive when odds are not in their favor. Join OUCH, let us show you how to survive in nul sec.
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 15	Posted - 2013.12.19 19:12:00 - [741] - Quote What !?! You're not enrolled yet ? What are you waiting for? If you have a working TS client, an interest in learning , and a willingness to follow our few rules, we will accept you as a student. No skillpoint requirement, no api check, no interview, no cost to you, and trial accounts are welcome. Basically we accept everyone, just apply and start learning how to survive in null.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 476	Posted - 2013.12.20 19:26:00 - [742] - Quote Well, my Winter Holiday has just begun and in between revising some training plans, teaching new students, writing a few blog posts, doing some diplomacy, ducking into FW plexes and wormholes looking for trouble, catching a couple of blue roams, doing a hotdrop or three, my plans are generally to Kill More and Die Less in Hard Mode until the New Year. :twisted: How 'bout you? :D Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Zurakaru Ze Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 15	Posted - 2013.12.30 09:19:00 - [743] - Quote Now, if we can only get Bren to actually post on the blog. Hello fellow capsuleers! Boy, I sure had a full class yesterday. I covered fleet tactics, scouting, and provided an introduction to what it takes to be the FC. Also covered was the meta game that EVE relies on. Where were you in during this? We provide you the tools to survival in null sec. These tools not only will allow you to survive, they will allow you to thrive. WH and Low sec should open up to you as well. See you space cowboy.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 492	Posted - 2014.01.08 01:51:00 - [744] - Quote Zurakaru Ze wrote: Now, if we can only get Bren to actually post on the blog. I'm sorry sexy, I'll get right on it. Join OUCH. You don't know what you don't know. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
ahab Soikutsu Perkone Caldari State 0	Posted - 2014.01.11 11:55:00 - [745] - Quote I have just finished the Ouch training course and i have to say it was one of the best times i have had in eve. I spent all my time in high sec before it, too scared to venture into null. These guys trained me in high sec only letting me into low sec once i was ready. The classes are well run and with low numbers of students and teach everything you need for survival in null. You can do it the hard way and just jump into null and die or get these guys to show you the way.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 492	Posted - 2014.01.17 03:17:00 - [746] - Quote ahab Soikutsu wrote: I have just finished the Ouch training course and i have to say it was one of the best times i have had in eve. I spent all my time in high sec before it, too scared to venture into null. These guys trained me in high sec only letting me into low sec once i was ready. The classes are well run and with low numbers of students and teach everything you need for survival in null. You can do it the hard way and just jump into null and die or get these guys to show you the way. We're glad to have had the opportunity to help you build the confidence for you to play YOUR Eve. Good luck and thanks for joining us. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 492	Posted - 2014.01.23 03:57:00 - [747] - Quote There was some big fight thingee in HED-GP the other day. Something about nodes overloaded and a bunch of capitals were lost. People are writing CCP complaining that they lost their ship. I guess there some tears on more than one forum. CCP apologized... I don't understand why. I mean, if playing Eve on the same grid with 2000 of your closest friends breaks the game, maybe you should do small gang PvP instead? No TiDi. No node crashes. Sounds like much more fun to me, but what do I know? Anyway, we'll teach you how to get to HED-GP. You have to decide if you really want to jump in there. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 21	Posted - 2014.02.01 04:18:00 - [748] - Quote RL sucks, well at least it does tonight. Stuck at work; I could be out on the bubble with Ops members and students. Teaching classes and shooting at shiny internet spaceships; this is my Eve. I fully enjoy the team focused, small gang warfare in which OUCH engages. Life is much simpler in OUCH than it was in the Sov alliances: fewer rules, little drama, virtually no politics, great allies, and lots of action with a great group of pilots. Yes, life is good in OUCH. If you want to experience the good life in nul-sec space, join OUCH. Let us show you how to survive and thrive in nul.
Rene Yang Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 5	Posted - 2014.02.02 23:42:00 - [749] - Quote tldr: bump!! To new capsuleers, If you are fresh out of the tutorial and curious about NULLSEC, if you've heard the advice of joining a player corporation as soon as possible, but get overwhelmed by the number of choices if you feel like you have to earn X amount of ISK and reach Y amount of skill points before pursuing your pvp dream or if you are willing to plummet myself into the wild west of EVE from day 1 but don't want to do so blindly Please consider a sojourn with OUCH while thinking about your eve future. Although we focus on nullsec survival/basic pvp, but the situation awareness you gain from OUCH training will benefit you whatever you do (pvp or pve), wherever you live (low, null and high sec, wormhole space...) Join OUCH-UNI channel.
Arcarian Naari State War Academy Caldari State 0	Posted - 2014.02.03 03:24:00 - [750] - Quote Well, I was looking into joining a corp. to learn about surviving in null-sec, as well as learning to be a combat pilot, preferably in a Capital class ship. For the training what is the difference between EVE time and EST? As well as how do I sign up?
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 21	Posted - 2014.02.03 19:50:00 - [751] - Quote Arcarian Naari wrote: For the training what is the difference between EVE time and EST? As well as how do I sign up? Our classes are scheduled Thursday evenings at 01:00 Eve time which is Wed night 8PM EST/US, and on Sat/Sun afternoons at 18:00 Eve time which is 1pm EST/US. You can simply search for the "Open University for Celestial Hardship corporation in game, and apply for membership. Join channel OUCH-UNI for more details. Note: Students are only allowed to fly T1 frigs with T1 fittings in our classes. We don't teach capital ships, but we will teach you how to survive and then introduce you to pvp.
Arcarian Naari State War Academy Caldari State 0	Posted - 2014.02.03 20:05:00 - [752] - Quote Got it.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 492	Posted - 2014.02.11 03:29:00 - [753] - Quote "Hey there, I'm new here... Can I come out to the camp?" "Of course you can," we say. Fifteen minutes later, our new guy's got the first kill of his PvP career: an effing Archon. "Time of your life, huh kid?" :D Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 492	Posted - 2014.02.15 00:35:00 - [754] - Quote It's Valentine's Day. You can play romance at home, or you can roam in Eve, but if you come to Curse, I can tell you that you're likely to get... laid? Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 23	Posted - 2014.02.22 01:56:00 - [755] - Quote OUCH is first and foremost a training corporation. Our program teaches pilots how to survive the dangers of nul-sec. Many pilots join the program, some graduate, most move on, but a few apply to join the Operations team. Students, upon graduation, can apply to join OUCH Operations. OUCH Operations is not for everyone, but for those who enjoy: teaching new pilots, team focused small-gang pvp, and expanded training opportunities, OUCH can be a good place to call home. If new (or old) to Eve, join us and let us show you how to kill more and die less..
Drakul Sorn The Scope Gallente Federation 0	Posted - 2014.03.01 04:56:00 - [756] - Quote How do I apply?
Twisted Syko Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 10	Posted - 2014.03.01 16:40:00 - [757] - Quote Drakul Sorn wrote: How do I apply? You can go to OUCH-UNI channel in game and there is a link at the top to apply. OUCH-UNI is also our public channel for anyone to ask questions in. Also if you go to people and places you can search for corps and type in the corp you are looking for, But come in to OUCH-UNI channel, its much easier.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 373	Posted - 2014.03.04 01:16:00 - [758] - Quote It's been awhile since I posted, so I figure I better get busy if I'm gonna to retake the lead from Bren on number of likes. Our cadre of instructors continues to grow. It always amazes me how many players willingly give several hours of their playtime each month to help others. Our instructors have come up through our program. Often, OUCH provided them their first opportunity to learn the ropes in nullsec. After spending time with us, they realize how little they knew and how OUCH has so enriched their game time. Many feel the obligation to give back, and then find the experience very rewarding. They decide to stay. To teach. And they continue to learn and grow. Join us. Let us introduce you to null sec and to a greater Eve community.
Psi Theta Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 373	Posted - 2014.03.06 09:01:00 - [759] - Quote The new HERO coalition is deploying to Sendaya so we will undoubtedly see an increase in traffic through the Curse pipeline. Exciting times. Ships to blow up. New and certain to be immature posts in local. Good time are rolling our way. Seems like a great time time come learn null sec survival. Join us.
Elan Traven Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 19	Posted - 2014.03.20 01:36:00 - [760] - Quote HERO/Brave have indeed come out to Curse's doorstep and now is an exciting time to try the PVP lifestyle with structured classes and seasoned instructors to move you along. Feel free to join the OUCH-UNI channel in game and chat with us!
Jin Sanjuro Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2014.03.22 02:14:00 - [761] - Quote My academics in [0uch] are winding down, just the practical portion and then I can petition to graduate. I started playing Eve when it popped up on sale on Steam back in January, and farted around doing PvE missions in hisec until stumbling across [0uch]. The quality of "education" has been nothing short of outstanding. The instructors are knowledgeable, experienced and eminently approachable about any manner of basic questions about the game. No matter what you want to do in Eve, whether it's industry, nullsec PvP, FW, or PvE, the knowledge and experience gained in 90 short days in [0uch] is invaluable. I cant stress enough what an amazing opportunity this corp offers to new players, and recommend anyone brand new to the game seriously consider floating this corp an app.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 492	Posted - 2014.04.02 02:21:00 - [762] - Quote Whew. We have been busy this month. I think we've held a record number of classes held in the last two months. We have lots of new students in the pipeline. We have lots of pilots applying to stay in Operations and pay it forward. Plus more small gang pvp than you can shake a Harpy at. I really can't complain. If this interests you, give us a hollar. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Tommy Killfiggure Universal Fleet Operations The Unthinkables 0	Posted - 2014.04.02 05:05:00 - [763] - Quote UFO is now recruiting members. Our Info: Null sec corp PVP oriented Numerous members throughout all time zones Chance to be apart of a big alliance Large fleet fights Small gang warfare Requirements Skills are looked at on a pilot by pilot basis PVP is a must and is not optional Carebear actions are understandable yet not a priority Doctrine training is required For more information Join Universalis Publica then message Tommy Killfiggure or Luvs the Snatch
Cadfael Subodai Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2014.04.06 19:26:00 - [764] - Quote My PVP experience prior to joining 0UCH consisted of getting ganked while making jump clones with Estel Arador and getting ganked again while trying to move into Sendaya. Since joining 0UCH, I've adapted to null sec, and I treat everywhere like I treat nullsec: as a place of constant dangers that are largely avoidable, once you know the tricks. Things I've learned: how to make the right bookmarks. Using D-Scan offensively and defensively. How to fly tackle and do so within a doctrine that helps ease students into combat. Classes are very personal and include practical exercises. One of the hallmarks of the program is the nullsec roam. Show you have learned what you've been taught by taking a prescribed journey through a populated area of Curse without losing your ship. I'll be honest: when I first saw five large bubbles and multiple interdictors waiting for me on the other side of a gate, I freaked. But then I took a deep breath, figured out a plan, and made it out alive. I knew I had options. 0UCH showed me what they were. 0UCH doesn't teach you to throw ships away. You will learn from other pilots during combat which fights certain doctrines can take and which ones they can't. There's no shame in running from an unwinnable fight; you don't owe a superior force anything. "Kill more. Die less." That's what it's all about. Join the OUCH-UNI channel in game to learn more. If you intend to move to nullsec, you have no idea how much this free training will help you.
Cadfael Subodai Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 2	Posted - 2014.04.06 19:26:46 - [765] - Quote My PVP experience prior to joining 0UCH consisted of getting ganked while making jump clones with Estel Arador and getting ganked again while trying to move into Sendaya. Since joining 0UCH, I've adapted to null sec, and I treat everywhere like I treat nullsec: as a place of constant dangers that are largely avoidable, once you know the tricks. Things I've learned: how to make the right bookmarks. Using D-Scan offensively and defensively. How to fly tackle and do so within a doctrine that helps ease students into combat. Classes are very personal and include practical exercises. One of the hallmarks of the program is the nullsec roam. Show you have learned what you've been taught by taking a prescribed journey through a populated area of Curse without losing your ship. I'll be honest: when I first saw five large bubbles and multiple interdictors waiting for me on the other side of a gate, I freaked. But then I took a deep breath, figured out a plan, and made it out alive. I knew I had options. 0UCH showed me what they were. 0UCH doesn't teach you to throw ships away. You will learn from other pilots during combat which fights certain doctrines can take and which ones they can't. There's no shame in running from an unwinnable fight; you don't owe a superior force anything. "Kill more. Die less." That's what it's all about. Join the OUCH-UNI channel in game to learn more. If you intend to move to nullsec, you have no idea how much this free training will help you.

ISD Ezwal ISD Community Communications Liaisons 1111	Posted - 2014.04.06 23:33:00 - [766] - Quote I have removed a rule breaking post and those quoting it. In short, If you want to recruit and are not the OP, start your own thread. And to the OP: Please regard this post as your daily bump. ISD Ezwal Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department

ISD Ezwal ISD Community Communications Liaisons 2627	Posted - 2014.04.06 23:33:50 - [767] - Quote I have removed a rule breaking post and those quoting it. In short, If you want to recruit and are not the OP, start your own thread. And to the OP: Please regard this post as your daily bump. ISD Ezwal Vice Admiral Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department
Twisted Syko Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 12	Posted - 2014.04.08 22:55:00 - [768] - Quote OUCH is still doing what it does, Training anyone with the willingness to learn. We teach Null Sec Survival / PVP. Doesn't matter if you are day 1 trial toon all the way to bitter vet. If interested or just want more info join OUCH-UNI channel in game.
Twisted Syko Bourbon. 14	Posted - 2014.04.08 22:55:17 - [769] - Quote OUCH is still doing what it does, Training anyone with the willingness to learn. We teach Null Sec Survival / PVP. Doesn't matter if you are day 1 trial toon all the way to bitter vet. If interested or just want more info join OUCH-UNI channel in game.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 492	Posted - 2014.04.10 01:48:00 - [770] - Quote 8 OUCH instructors will be at Fanfest this year. I'm pretty excited. A little uncertain of what the inside of an Icelandic jail might be like, but it can't be as hard as flying through Curse, right? Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.04.10 01:48:26 - [771] - Quote 8 OUCH instructors will be at Fanfest this year. I'm pretty excited. A little uncertain of what the inside of an Icelandic jail might be like, but it can't be as hard as flying through Curse, right? Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 492	Posted - 2014.05.01 13:22:00 - [772] - Quote Greetings from Reykjavik! Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.05.01 13:22:15 - [773] - Quote Greetings from Reykjavik! Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 492	Posted - 2014.05.03 02:31:00 - [774] - Quote Okay. We running amok at Fanfest and we're having a blast! Definitely an experience I'd recommend. Course, my wallet is significantly lighter after 2.5 days here. 20 bucks for a burger and fries. Unbelievable. If you're gonna do Iceland, be prepared to break open your piggy bank. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.05.03 02:31:49 - [775] - Quote Okay. We running amok at Fanfest and we're having a blast! Definitely an experience I'd recommend. Course, my wallet is significantly lighter after 2.5 days here. 20 bucks for a burger and fries. Unbelievable. If you're gonna do Iceland, be prepared to break open your piggy bank. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Twisted Syko Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 13	Posted - 2014.05.09 01:24:00 - [776] - Quote Bren was one of the speakers at Fanfest 2014 - Coaching them up in New Eden http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNXqsxz8V50 He did a great job.
Twisted Syko Bourbon. 14	Posted - 2014.05.09 01:24:42 - [777] - Quote Bren was one of the speakers at Fanfest 2014 - Coaching them up in New Eden http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNXqsxz8V50 He did a great job.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 492	Posted - 2014.05.14 01:09:00 - [778] - Quote Took me two days to get over the jet lag coming back from Iceland. Holy crap. But I'm back and OUCH is still up an running. Training 3 to 4 times a week. Getting new players into null sec. Making people cry in Local. If you're looking to get your feet wet in low sec and null, we're a good place to start. Just join the OUCH-UNI channel in game and follow the links. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.05.14 01:09:32 - [779] - Quote Took me two days to get over the jet lag coming back from Iceland. Holy crap. But I'm back and OUCH is still up an running. Training 3 to 4 times a week. Getting new players into null sec. Making people cry in Local. If you're looking to get your feet wet in low sec and null, we're a good place to start. Just join the OUCH-UNI channel in game and follow the links. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Dybbuch Agony Unleashed Agony Empire 70	Posted - 2014.05.18 19:32:00 - [780] - Quote Bren Genzan wrote: Took me two days to get over the jet lag coming back from Iceland. Holy crap. Just join the OUCH-UNI channel in game and follow the links. Bren May be a lightweight when it comes to Jetlag ... but his team are heavyweight trainers for nullsec PVP
Dybbuch Agony Unleashed Agony Empire 73	Posted - 2014.05.18 19:32:55 - [781] - Quote Bren Genzan wrote: Took me two days to get over the jet lag coming back from Iceland. Holy crap. Just join the OUCH-UNI channel in game and follow the links. Bren May be a lightweight when it comes to Jetlag ... but his team are heavyweight trainers for nullsec PVP
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 499	Posted - 2014.05.23 11:31:00 - [782] - Quote Since I have come back from Iceland, I've probably spent 80 percent of my time talking to players, young and old, about what OUCH really does. People look at our killboard and mistake us for a PvP corp. We're not. We're a training corp. We teach null sec survival and basic combat piloting to new and inexperienced players. We're just a bunch of guys and gals who enjoy taking what we've learned and passing it along. Don't get me wrong, we like killmails as much as the next guy. But they are much more enjoyable when we get them with students. Join the OUCH-UNI channel and give us a look. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.05.23 11:31:38 - [783] - Quote Since I have come back from Iceland, I've probably spent 80 percent of my time talking to players, young and old, about what OUCH really does. People look at our killboard and mistake us for a PvP corp. We're not. We're a training corp. We teach null sec survival and basic combat piloting to new and inexperienced players. We're just a bunch of guys and gals who enjoy taking what we've learned and passing it along. Don't get me wrong, we like killmails as much as the next guy. But they are much more enjoyable when we get them with students. Join the OUCH-UNI channel and give us a look. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.06.06 01:20:00 - [784] - Quote Busy as Guristas... Lots of new students... Lots of training, both on the student and instructor sides of the house. Everything is coming together nicely. We even got a Community Spotlight. Definitely can't complain about much... except there's not enough hours in the day to do everything I want to do. But you know how that is. Join the OUCH-UNI channel. Have a taste of the NPC null sec lifestyle. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.06.06 01:20:04 - [785] - Quote Busy as Guristas... Lots of new students... Lots of training, both on the student and instructor sides of the house. Everything is coming together nicely. We even got a Community Spotlight. Definitely can't complain about much... except there's not enough hours in the day to do everything I want to do. But you know how that is. Join the OUCH-UNI channel. Have a taste of the NPC null sec lifestyle. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.06.29 12:10:00 - [786] - Quote Learning is a continuous process in OUCH. We don't claim to know everything about anything, but we can give you a boost to help you in your Eve career. Give us a look. Join the OUCH-UNI channel. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.06.29 12:10:43 - [787] - Quote Learning is a continuous process in OUCH. We don't claim to know everything about anything, but we can give you a boost to help you in your Eve career. Give us a look. Join the OUCH-UNI channel. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.07.24 21:46:00 - [788] - Quote Summer time. Things are slow in Curse... slow enough that the instructors have taken to looking for action with a few low sec roams. And of course, they are all writing essays on how they spent their summer vacation. Join the OUCH-UNI channel and check us out. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.07.24 21:46:31 - [789] - Quote Summer time. Things are slow in Curse... slow enough that the instructors have taken to looking for action with a few low sec roams. And of course, they are all writing essays on how they spent their summer vacation. Join the OUCH-UNI channel and check us out. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Dunbar Hulan The Suicide Kings Black Legion. 112	Posted - 2014.08.19 15:35:00 - [790] - Quote Highly recommend these guys to anyone who wants to learn null sec skills. Too often, new players join a null sec alliance/corp and end up as cannon fodder. So before jumping into that punisher and heading down to null, why not spend a while with these guys and learn how to survive in null ? The particular part of null where they live is probably one of the most dangerous parts of EVE that we have. So if you can survive, live and learn there, then nothing that your new home in another part of EVE will faze you. You'll be a more effective contributor to any corp/alliance that you join afterwards and that's always a good thing. -á-áManchester United - Paul Scholes= Genius
Dunbar Hulan Ministry of War Amarr Empire 112	Posted - 2014.08.19 15:35:06 - [791] - Quote Highly recommend these guys to anyone who wants to learn null sec skills. Too often, new players join a null sec alliance/corp and end up as cannon fodder. So before jumping into that punisher and heading down to null, why not spend a while with these guys and learn how to survive in null ? The particular part of null where they live is probably one of the most dangerous parts of EVE that we have. So if you can survive, live and learn there, then nothing that your new home in another part of EVE will faze you. You'll be a more effective contributor to any corp/alliance that you join afterwards and that's always a good thing. -á-áManchester United - Paul Scholes= Genius
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.09.10 18:09:00 - [792] - Quote Thanks Dunbar... Appreciate the recommendation. Miss those days with grumpy Adeptus and Archangel much? I don't. Arch is still here, still grumpy. ;) Summer's over people! Back to school! Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.09.10 18:09:58 - [793] - Quote Thanks Dunbar... Appreciate the recommendation. Miss those days with grumpy Adeptus and Archangel much? I don't. Arch is still here, still grumpy. ;) Summer's over people! Back to school! Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.10.13 03:34:00 - [794] - Quote Summer's over! It's that time of year again when people stop going outside and start keeping warm next to their computers. See you in Curse! Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.10.13 03:34:53 - [795] - Quote Summer's over! It's that time of year again when people stop going outside and start keeping warm next to their computers. See you in Curse! Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
X Sanguine Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2014.10.13 03:57:00 - [796] - Quote I just joined OUCH!!! :)
X Sanguine Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 0	Posted - 2014.10.13 03:57:03 - [797] - Quote I just joined OUCH!!! :)
Psy Lon The Spherion Group Paradigm. 12	Posted - 2014.11.07 02:16:24 - [798] - Quote If you are new to Eve and not sure where to begin, OUCH is a great 1st stop in your Eve journey. They'll teach you how to survive in the hostile space of Eve Online.
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.11.24 03:16:59 - [799] - Quote Phoebe hit and now we're catching carriers in Curse. Crazy. Obviously, some people have too much ISK if they're letting let a bunch of noobs in frigates blow up their capitals. Course, I don't mind. :D Check us out in the OUCH-UNI channel. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2014.12.24 04:34:51 - [800] - Quote Happy holidays everyone! Join OUCH-UNI. Treat yourself to some training during the winter break. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2015.01.24 13:30:55 - [801] - Quote We've been busy, 400 ships destroyed by our instructors and students so far this month. It's kind of weird watching major alliances flying 40 man Armor HAC fleets with Archons for Logi, but we're getting used to that. And of course, we just get out of the way. Really guys? That's a wee bit much for a handful of frigates and assault frigs with EWAR support. We've learned to that it's best to choose your fight and try not to let it choose you. Check us out in the OUCH-UNI channel. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Rokko Rae Caldari Provisions Caldari State 3	Posted - 2015.01.24 14:45:48 - [802] - Quote i am tempted.. but let me ask you, is the space where you are based sort of safe..ish? do you have wars? i got once invited into a null sec corp and no matter where i was, i got shot at instantly. -starting already in high sec- i think i died about 6-8 times just trying to reach them and i died another 10 times trying to leave their headquarters. being at war with apparently half of new eden doesnt help.. are you different?
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2015.03.19 12:33:08 - [803] - Quote Rokko Rae wrote: ...but let me ask you, is the space where you are based sort of safe..ish? do you have wars? ...are you different? Terribly sorry to have missed this. We live in Curse, which is a crossroads to null regions in the south. It's dangerous space, but from our perspective, it's pretty safe, mainly because we train to survive out here. OUCH gets war-decd every so often. But we live mainly in null, so war-decs are more of an inconvenience than a hazard. Yes, we're different. Join the OUCH-UNI channel in game and find out. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 507	Posted - 2015.04.11 16:32:37 - [804] - Quote Curse is as exciting as expected, with folks looking for opportunities in the south. We've been testing out a new fleet composition, in between our usual training fleets and lecture cycle. Lots of exciting changes on the horizon, new SOV mechanics are gonna flip people on their heads. We'll probably just keep doing what we're doing though. Training new people to live in Curse is challenging enough. Check out the OUCH-UNI channel. Art of War Alliance -á-á Life on the Bubble
Epsi Lon Caldari Provisions Caldari State 24	Posted - 2015.04.28 20:23:39 - [805] - Quote 0uch is a great corp, solid leadership, competent instructors, and offering the best survival training in the game. If you are experiencing more losses than kills, check them out today.
Epsi Lon Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance 24	Posted - 2015.05.28 14:20:08 - [806] - Quote Nulsec jumps used to be purely frightening. Lacking eyes in the destination system, a pilot jumps into an unknown situation. A smart pilot uses the tools available to get an idea as to what might be on the other side, but until the jump is made, he/she can't be sure what truely awaits them. Will it be into empty space? Is a cloaked interdictor laying in wait, or possibly a 20 man gate camp waiting to pounce? Since joining OUCH, these jumps are no longer frightening; instead, they provide a big adrenaline rush. For me, the actual jump into the unknown situation, poses the greatest risk when navigating nul-sec. If I get away from the gate safely, then I'm in control of the situation. If I get caught after getting away from the gate, I most likely screwed up. OUCH gives you the knowledge and skills to recognize traps, negate risks, and escape bad situations. There is always an element of risk, always a chance that I will be caught, but that is the part that makes this game so much fun. If there were no risk, EVE would become just another boring MMO. The good news, OUCH provides this knowledge at no charge, and OUCH accepts all applicants. OUCH provides an instructor led training program that teaches pilots to navigate safely and introduces pilots to PvP. If such knowledge interests you, apply today!

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