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Siberys	Posted - 2008.07.06 00:37:00 - [1] Edited by: Siberys on 06/07/2008 00:37:49 Namely, how do I get a girl to like me? I'm going into high school after this summer, so I would not be going on, say, a one night stand (I have a douche of a friend who I figure will do that, then never get laid again) So, in other words, how would I start a relationship? About the girl, here is what I know: She does not have a boyfriend ATM She lives a block from my house She didn't seem to have any other guys particularly into her during the school year. Any tips? And real advice P-L-E-A-S-E...
Fabien Aldric Caldari	Posted - 2008.07.06 00:39:00 - [2] stick it in her ***er, pics or it didn't happen, full force, raep, etc THE STATE PREVAILS!*
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks	Posted - 2008.07.06 01:16:00 - [3] Leaving the religious **'s comment out, just go talk to her. Yeah it's that simple. Go up to her, strike up a conversation, maybe invite her to hang out and lunch maybe and then just go from there. Each person is different so each situation will be different. Oh, and make sure her father isn't a gun toting psychopath. Originally by:** El'tar I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME!
Mr Friendly	Posted - 2008.07.06 01:24:00 - [4] oh, and don't ask for dating advice on a male-dominated gaming forum... that's just dense. GL.
Siberys	Posted - 2008.07.06 01:34:00 - [5] Originally by: Mr Friendly oh, and don't ask for dating advice on a male-dominated gaming forum... that's just dense. GL. Hey, which better, a female dominated one or a male dominated one? There are like no 1/1 ratios in the forum world...
Remata Lakira Terran Coalition	Posted - 2008.07.06 03:20:00 - [6] Nothing says "I love you" like a dead carcas slapped onto her table during lunch. She needs to know that you can hunt and provide food for her and your future kids. So shoot a deer or a similar animal then go to the school cafeteria during lunchtime and show her youre willingness to commit! After that I shall help you get past the next stage in the relationship: killing/seriously injuring her father.
Jacob Mei	Posted - 2008.07.06 03:45:00 - [7] Tips for getting a girl: Own a European castle Possess supernatural charm Have a transalvainian accent Be from another country (makes you mysterious) Only come out at night (makes you more mysterious) Offer immortality in an erotic situation one night Avoid Doctors and X boyfriends at all costs. -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase: Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
Wendat Huron Stellar Solutions	Posted - 2008.07.06 03:48:00 - [8] You talk to her like any other person, if you get a chance to play to your strong points do so but don't force it, i.e if your funny or smart be a little of that, a little! Chances are you're shit out of luck anyways unless you're tall, rich or effeminate. Going in knowing your screwed you've embraced bushido and can never really lose from there on and with the mind at ease you'll come across as more confident. Being confident she will get curious what you've got making you so sure about yourself. Don't ever confuse this with sprinkled on gangsta bravado, she'd have to be a ho to begin with to go for that and in that case grabbing her crotch from the start is as good an approach as any... These forums are FUBAR, upgrade this decade!
goodby4u Logistic Technologies Incorporated	Posted - 2008.07.06 04:02:00 - [9] Originally by: Siberys Edited by: Siberys on 06/07/2008 00:37:49 Namely, how do I get a girl to like me? I'm going into high school after this summer, so I would not be going on, say, a one night stand (I have a douche of a friend who I figure will do that, then never get laid again) So, in other words, how would I start a relationship? About the girl, here is what I know: She does not have a boyfriend ATM She lives a block from my house She didn't seem to have any other guys particularly into her during the school year. Any tips? And real advice P-L-E-A-S-E... Well since your young its quite easy.. Start the conversation at school, dont be nervous, dont be needy, act interested in what she has to say and most of all... Be yourself. Oh and dont mention eve... I repeat DONT MENTION EVE! Goodluck.
illusha Hells Angels Inc.	Posted - 2008.07.06 04:22:00 - [10] Silently sneak behind her like a navy seal and then slap her on the ass. Then RUN and never see her again.

pwnedgato	Posted - 2008.07.06 04:35:00 - [11] Tell her you were drafted and that you may never see her again? Alternatively you could do what comes to mind first. Just going up to her and asking her is only a good idea if you think you can be that forward for the entirety of the relation ship. Another idea is to find an excuse to talk to her preferably when she is with her friends, get them to like you make sure to pay more attention to what seems to be her "best" friend than her (at first only ofc). Best advice I can give is; do not do thing you won't/can't continue doing as the relationship progresses. If you aren't willing to always go that extra step to help her with anything you can sometimes even before being asked don't do it to get her to like you etc. Originally by: Crumplecorn These is a forum for this.
Jim McGregor	Posted - 2008.07.06 09:07:00 - [12] Look good. --- Its dead, Jim.
Ch Tang	Posted - 2008.07.06 09:07:00 - [13] Does she know that you live a block away from her? If so, walk up to her and say, 'Hi. What did you do over the summer?' If she doesn't know walk up to her and say, 'Hi. Didn't I see you in my neighborhood one day this summer.? (This line works because if you both are just going to high school there will be a lot of new people to meet.) These lines are just 'ice-breakers' be ready to handle the conversation from there. Just remember two things. At your age everyone is nervous about meeting people. And, anyone who would shot a person down for trying to talk to them the first time is not worth getting to know. GL.
Daelorn Perkone	Posted - 2008.07.06 09:13:00 - [14] Edited by: Daelorn on 06/07/2008 09:13:56 So simple, just go talk to her. If she seems interested do shit with her (ask her out somewhere)... If she still seems interested make a move. If shes not interested, tough luck, go out and find another girl. PS: Don't call her a creature
Jim McGregor	Posted - 2008.07.06 09:15:00 - [15] Originally by: Daelorn PS: Don't call her a creature --- Its dead, Jim.
Doc Extropy Gallente Kinda'Shujaa	Posted - 2008.07.06 10:19:00 - [16] LOL. Here's what to do, honestly... a) Be a bit arrogant, show active disinterest by not acknowleding how hot she is, but still you talk to her b) Befriend her friends c) Don't attempt to meet her alone... yet, instead use your brain to gather her together with friends, befriend them... oh, I said that before... nevermind, this IS important d) Stand upright, speak with a clear, low and projected voice, keep eyecontact e) Lower body movements to a minimum, radiate calmness and "being in control" f) Only start hitting on her when she gives you three signs of interest (like she plays with her hair, starts touching you and asks for your name) g) Topics to talk about: everything you are interested in, except bad and nerdy stuff like politics, religion, computer games h) Kiss her when she gave you enough signs of interest, lips only (makeout comes later) Most important: i) Treat her like your little sister, especially when she is bratty (and when she is interested in you she WILL be bratty). --- Skill queue now! Nerf skillpoint loss and half done skills! WE ARE PAYING CUSTOMERS AND DESERVE MAXIMUM COMFORT!
Buff Plankchest	Posted - 2008.07.06 10:22:00 - [17] Originally by: Doc Extropy LOL. Here's what to do, honestly... a) Be a bit arrogant, show active disinterest by not acknowleding how hot she is, but still you talk to her b) Befriend her friends c) Don't attempt to meet her alone... yet, instead use your brain to gather her together with friends, befriend them... oh, I said that before... nevermind, this IS important d) Stand upright, speak with a clear, low and projected voice, keep eyecontact e) Lower body movements to a minimum, radiate calmness and "being in control" f) Only start hitting on her when she gives you three signs of interest (like she plays with her hair, starts touching you and asks for your name) g) Topics to talk about: everything you are interested in, except bad and nerdy stuff like politics, religion, computer games h) Kiss her when she gave you enough signs of interest, lips only (makeout comes later) Most important: i) Treat her like your little sister, especially when she is bratty (and when she is interested in you she WILL be bratty). All good info here! One thing to add... do not, under ANY circumstances, sleep with any of her friends
Doc Extropy Gallente Kinda'Shujaa	Posted - 2008.07.06 10:24:00 - [18] Originally by: Buff Plankchest Originally by: Doc Extropy LOL. Here's what to do, honestly... a) Be a bit arrogant, show active disinterest by not acknowleding how hot she is, but still you talk to her b) Befriend her friends c) Don't attempt to meet her alone... yet, instead use your brain to gather her together with friends, befriend them... oh, I said that before... nevermind, this IS important d) Stand upright, speak with a clear, low and projected voice, keep eyecontact e) Lower body movements to a minimum, radiate calmness and "being in control" f) Only start hitting on her when she gives you three signs of interest (like she plays with her hair, starts touching you and asks for your name) g) Topics to talk about: everything you are interested in, except bad and nerdy stuff like politics, religion, computer games h) Kiss her when she gave you enough signs of interest, lips only (makeout comes later) Most important: i) Treat her like your little sister, especially when she is bratty (and when she is interested in you she WILL be bratty). All good info here! One thing to add... do not, under ANY circumstances, sleep with any of her friends This is a debatable point, but for beginners, you are right. --- Skill queue now! Nerf skillpoint loss and half done skills! WE ARE PAYING CUSTOMERS AND DESERVE MAXIMUM COMFORT!
Bruja Ry Caldari Copperhead Arsenal	Posted - 2008.07.06 12:20:00 - [19] Be yourself, very important Talk to her, like others said, ask about her summer Find out her interests, to know if you have something in common with her befriend her friends also most important DON'T forget about your own friends, they can backstab you for not spending time with them.
Doc Extropy Gallente Kinda'Shujaa	Posted - 2008.07.06 12:37:00 - [20] Originally by: Bruja Ry Be yourself, very important Talk to her, like others said, ask about her summer Find out her interests, to know if you have something in common with her befriend her friends also most important DON'T forget about your own friends, they can backstab you for not spending time with them. No, don't be yourself. This is instant failure. Be YOUR BEST self, basically you need to strengthen your personality and character to be successful with women. From a theoretical point of view you basically need to develop three distinct avatars... a) the socializing one who is fun to be around (to attract women in the first place), b) the trustworthy, loving one (to get trust, comfort and the necessary level of compliance) and c) the seductive, dominant one (I think you can guess what this one if for). As soon as you can exhibit all your natural strengths (and being a man in itself IS enough, most men today just forgot how to be men or ask themselves "zomg is it politically correct to be a man", urinating while sitting is another example of effeminate behaviour, but duh...) you were given by our Mother Nature, there is only one thing left to do... Don't make any severe mistakes. Thats basically the initial human mating process, leaving out the whole evolutionary psychology / stoneage sociology - stuff which is the base behind all this stuff. --- Skill queue now! Nerf skillpoint loss and half done skills! WE ARE PAYING CUSTOMERS AND DESERVE MAXIMUM COMFORT!

Lord Zoran House of Tempers	Posted - 2008.07.06 12:52:00 - [21] first of all tell her you play a internet spaceships game..... (shouting pew pew after this is compulsory) then tell her you asked about relationships on a forum of a internet spaceship game... i'm sure that'll work wonders
Nimita	Posted - 2008.07.06 13:30:00 - [22] get an orangutan and name him clyde!
Mark Lucius Kinetic Vector	Posted - 2008.07.06 14:40:00 - [23] Originally by: Doc Extropy a) Be a bit arrogant, show active disinterest by not acknowleding how hot she is, but still you talk to her While this is all good advice, a) isn't necessarily applicable here, as OP is going into high school. Save this for college, as it works best on girls who know they are hot. In high school everybody is insecure and a good way to get somebody to like you is to show some interest. Ask about her summer and take the convo from there. Pay attention to what she says, especially the parts about things she likes. Don't force the conversation. This all works best when she is feeling comfortable. That's why it is important to pay attention the her friends as well. Good luck. ---
Doc Extropy Gallente Kinda'Shujaa	Posted - 2008.07.06 14:56:00 - [24] Originally by: Mark Lucius Originally by: Doc Extropy a) Be a bit arrogant, show active disinterest by not acknowleding how hot she is, but still you talk to her While this is all good advice, a) isn't necessarily applicable here, as OP is going into high school. Save this for college, as it works best on girls who know they are hot. In high school everybody is insecure and a good way to get somebody to like you is to show some interest. Ask about her summer and take the convo from there. Pay attention to what she says, especially the parts about things she likes. Don't force the conversation. This all works best when she is feeling comfortable. That's why it is important to pay attention the her friends as well. Good luck. In case she is an arrogant youknowwhat I would even recommend giving out backhanded compliments, but this is another story and nothing for the unexperienced faint at heart. SOME arrogance and active disinterest is a necessary attraction trigger (even if the girl does the first step by giving extended eye contact), this is, as I understand it, hardwired into the human brain for some reason. WHAT is possible is to replace a good amount of necessary arrogance and active disinterest by playful teasing, but this is somehow dependent on the personality of the woman you are working with. If she doesn't shoot you balls, you can't bust them, so a staged approach, where you do the rather passive stuff of a) first and then, as soon as she starts being engaged into the conversation switch to being **y, funny and teasing / ballbusting, usually works wonders. I'd also make sure I have some good REAL LIFE stories at hand, they should include the following topics / background information: a) OP has contact with other girls, but keep this casual (no sex stuff) b) OP has people he cares for (family, brethren, etc...) c) OP leads other men (but not into fleet battles in Eve of course) --- Skill queue now! Nerf skillpoint loss and half done skills! WE ARE PAYING CUSTOMERS AND DESERVE MAXIMUM COMFORT!**
Mark Lucius Kinetic Vector	Posted - 2008.07.06 15:05:00 - [25] In support of Doc Extropy's points: I once had a very hot professional dancer actively show interest in me, because I was about the only guy in a group of around 150 not showing any interest in her, while being good friends with a lady that she was also friends with (unknown to me at first). Huge ego boost. ---
Doc Extropy Gallente Kinda'Shujaa	Posted - 2008.07.06 15:11:00 - [26] Originally by: Mark Lucius In support of Doc Extropy's points: I once had a very hot professional dancer actively show interest in me, because I was about the only guy in a group of around 150 not showing any interest in her, while being good friends with a lady that she was also friends with (unknown to me at first). Huge ego boost. Absolutely. This may destroy all those somehow romantic dreams all men and women tend to have about the other sex, but we can't choose or determine by logic to whom we are attracted. This is determined by subconscious triggers only (men and women alike, where male attraction is triggered by replicative stuff mostly and female attraction is triggered by survivability stuff - character, charisma, leadership abilities, social skills - almost exclusively). There is no need for washboard stomaches and BMWs... but having friends and being a socializing person who is respected and liked is invaluable for a man. --- Skill queue now! Nerf skillpoint loss and half done skills! WE ARE PAYING CUSTOMERS AND DESERVE MAXIMUM COMFORT!
Mebrithiel Ju'wien Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.07.06 16:35:00 - [27] Learn to skate. Play guitar. Join a band. These three will get you anywhere. Personal Library
lofty29 Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.07.06 16:38:00 - [28] Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien Learn to skate. Play guitar. Join a band. These three will get you anywhere. In la la land 族---族 Latest Video : Relentless
Jim McGregor	Posted - 2008.07.06 16:40:00 - [29] Edited by: Jim McGregor on 06/07/2008 16:39:58 Originally by: lofty29 Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien Learn to skate. Play guitar. Join a band. These three will get you anywhere. In la la land Lofty just invites them to his gang and ganks them... --- Its dead, Jim.
Evanda Char Minmatar Re-Awakened Technologies Inc Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.07.06 16:45:00 - [30] Edited by: Evanda Char on 06/07/2008 16:47:16 Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien Learn to skate. Play guitar. Join a band. These three will get you anywhere. I went out with a guy like this once. It was brilliant. Then one day, we were kissing on top of a hill and he started to roll away... The last I ever heard of him were the first chords of "Stairway to Heaven" as he flew over the edge of a cliff... P.S. I hope the OP lives in the US, because if he's British FFS SHE'S 11! -Eva- Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time



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