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Grumpom
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:04:00 -
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The people who go around calling themselves pirates are full of **** they're just pvp players who are to lazy to pvp. Real pvpers go out and fight people these 'pirates' thinking they're long john silver or something sit at gates and ambush people then pod u right in your face. Thats not pvp ambush barges and transports if I was in a battleship I would kill all of them. Then they mail you and call you humiliating things thinking their such cool bad guys in reality they dont even know how to play the game! If you really knew how to pvp they would 1v1 face you but they don't you know why? because they can't! and they aparently think its fun to hurt people, it IS NOT funny **** off you scumbags
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente El Bastardos EVESpace
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:05:00 -
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k
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Jorah Vulture
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:06:00 -
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Edited by: Jorah Vulture on 07/12/2008 23:06:14 -over 9000 / 10
Or should I say under 9000? whatever.
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Kahega Amielden
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:07:00 -
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If you hurry, you might be able to salvage your Raven wreck.
Originally by: Catharacta My CNR runs on salvager tears.
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MidnightMartyr
Gallente Chowabunga Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:08:00 -
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The definition of a real life pirate is not some bloody navy seal who faces off against other fighters... Its someone who takes advantage of an easy target to make a profit. Your argument is silly.
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:13:00 -
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lol 
Feels like threads such as this occur most often on Sunday nights. Call me crazy. Hungover pilots flying badly and then complaining about it I guess.
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:14:00 -
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-infinity/10 uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
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Tippia
Caldari Raddick Explorations BlackWater.
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:20:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum Hungover pilots flying badly and then complaining about it I guess.
I lost an Ishtar yesterday. It's dem darn pirates, I tells ya! 
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baltec1
R.U.S.T. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:22:00 -
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I would like the OP to say this to the saudi's who lost a super tanker to real pirates.
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Karille
Gallente Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:23:00 -
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OP is absolutely correct. I never existed till I quit trying to be a pirate.
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Tippia
Caldari Raddick Explorations BlackWater.
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:25:00 -
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Originally by: baltec1 I would like the OP to say this to the saudi's who lost a super tanker to real pirates.
Those aren't pirates! They're… ehm… freelance… boating enthusiasts. Yeah.
No sig for me, thankyouverymuch. |

Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:27:00 -
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Originally by: Grumpom pod u right in your face.
Money shot!
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ArmyOfMe
4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:27:00 -
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Originally by: Grumpom if I was in a battleship I would kill all of them.
let me know when your in a battleship and name your time and place. ill be there
Originally by: deadmaus
Because by the time we had calmed Plague down after he heard BoB were back in the vicinity it was too late to do anything
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FunzzeR
Death of Virtue
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:29:00 -
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I refer to myself as an opportunist, not a pirate.
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Lord Zoran
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:32:00 -
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yarr 
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Apoctasy
Fluffy Muffins
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:34:00 -
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Military experts are calling this a rage
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Benco97
Gallente Friendly Archaeology Group of Inder
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:46:00 -
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Originally by: Grumpom it IS NOT funny
I beg to differ.
Originally by: P'uck
You're a DUMBASS - bold italic underline at the VERY LEAST.

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baltec1
R.U.S.T. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:51:00 -
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Edited by: baltec1 on 07/12/2008 23:51:06
Originally by: Kahega Amielden If you hurry, you might be able to salvage your Raven wreck.
HIS RAVEN WAS FITTED WITH THE FOLLOWING!
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Deviana Sevidon
Gallente Panta-Rhei United Front Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:52:00 -
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7/10
I would read your threads again sir. Keep us informed.
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rValdez5987
Amarr 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:55:00 -
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Originally by: Grumpom The people who go around calling themselves pirates are full of **** they're just pvp players who are to lazy to pvp. Real pvpers go out and fight people these 'pirates' thinking they're long john silver or something sit at gates and ambush people then pod u right in your face. Thats not pvp ambush barges and transports if I was in a battleship I would kill all of them. Then they mail you and call you humiliating things thinking their such cool bad guys in reality they dont even know how to play the game! If you really knew how to pvp they would 1v1 face you but they don't you know why? because they can't! and they aparently think its fun to hurt people, it IS NOT funny **** off you scumbags
I love fighting outnumbered.
But if you jam me, so help me god, I will find you alone and kill you. you will be harrassed until I get bored.
That's also a feature I love about eve. If someone ****es you off, you can chase them across the galaxy, and only the person your chasing and his friends can stop you.
TL;DR : Grief the S*** out of those who kill you, or act like F******. You will feel much better and you wont make posts like these on the forums.
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Raekek
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.12.07 23:56:00 -
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Originally by: Grumpom Thats not pvp ambush barges and transports if I was in a battleship I would kill all of them.
Hah, ambushing barges is not PvP? I can kill pirates in my Hulk 
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Oram Vantek
Minmatar Sovereign Vagabond Mercantile LLC
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Posted - 2008.12.08 00:09:00 -
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pi+rate n. 1. a. One who robs at sea or plunders the land from the sea without commission from a sovereign nation. b. A ship used for this purpose. 2. One who preys on others; a plunderer.
v. pi+rat+ed, pi+rat+ing, pi+rates v.tr. 1. To attack and rob (a ship at sea). 2. To take (something) by piracy.
v.intr. To act as a pirate; practice piracy.
A pirate is not a guerrilla. Some lowsec wanderers are guerrilla warriors in this respect, seeking out battles that they can take advantage of in their favor. But a pirate is there to take advantage of weaker ships and "plunder" and rob you of your loot for his/her gain. This is a form of pvp. One player or group of players versus another whereby one side comes out on top. The advantage of position and numbers usually falls to those more organized and prepared for their task (in this case the pirates) and not the one being destroyed, robbed, and killed (you).
If you want to avoid being destroyed, looted, and/or podded, learn to scout, learn the tactics of your enemy, and sometimes save that journey for another day when it is safer.
Things to remember:
1. Don't fly what you cant afford to lose. 2. Don't fly what you cant afford to lose. 3. Scout ahead, check starmap data, and avoid dangerous looking systems. 4. Quit whining, learn to operate without CONCORD protection, and have fun!
ôMerchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality.ö
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Cors
It's A Trap White Core
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Posted - 2008.12.08 01:30:00 -
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Edited by: Cors on 08/12/2008 01:30:59 Edited by: Cors on 08/12/2008 01:30:01 The OP actually got in right... sorta..
Pirates ARE just pvpers.
They ARE preying on the new/weak/the out numbered.
That's what piracy IS.
Once you realise that the "Pirates" that are blowing up your ships are are just playing the game another way, you'll not be so mad at them.
Do you get ****ed off when in PVP in 0.0 the opponent jumps you with more ships then you have and you get blown up? Yes? You shouldn't. That's tactics.
"Piracy" is the same thing. Just instead of haveing them set to red due to some past bad experience or diplomatic huahh, they BLINK RED telling you they are BAD PEOPLE and should be avoided/blown up.
You got blown up by "pirates".
Why did you let that happen?
Did you go into lowsec/0.0? What did you expect? Unicorns, and happy clouds?
This is a ****ing PVP game. Every single aspect of this game is you vs everyone else in the game. PVP. PLAYER VS PLAYER.
Once you learn this you'll understand that those ebil piwates aren't bad people. They're just playing another aspect of the game.
Get over it. Adjust to it. Learn to deal with it.
It'll make you life in EVE easier.
I've been +5.0, and I've still got a few alts who're -10.0, and i'm slowly heading back to +5.0.
PVP is PVP.
Market. Combat. Production. Forums.
It's all PVP.
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Teschan
Quam Singulari Warp to Desktop
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Posted - 2008.12.08 01:33:00 -
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its really quite simple.
Piracy is PVP in the same way "Surpise Sex" is Sex.
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Khemul Zula
Amarr Black Plague.
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Posted - 2008.12.08 01:35:00 -
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You know I never did trust those history books in school.
Very few of the pirate stories started with "<pirate name> attacked a Spanish War Galleon". Plenty of them end that way though, which is rather interesting. It must be some sort of conspiracy. Next you'll be telling me the native americans didn't live happily ever after with the colonists.
------ I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. |

SchirmerN
Amarr x13 X13 Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 01:36:00 -
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errrrrrr.....sure..
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Flinx Evenstar
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.12.08 01:37:00 -
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Originally by: Cors
They ARE preying on the new/weak/the out numbered.
That's what piracy IS.
The op is obviously a troll, but I have to agree with the honorable gentleman Cors.
Pirates are predators, if they lose ships, it is not profitable, so they look for prey like the OP. It's kill, loot and yarrr.
I was once a flashy red piwat, and when the op is ready, I'd be willing to pew pew him when he can fly a BS
___
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Spurty
Caldari Technologic Dance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 01:37:00 -
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gate camped gankers + snotty nosed tosspot with superiority complex = forum post of hilarity Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it." |

Flinx Evenstar
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.12.08 01:43:00 -
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Originally by: Teschan its really quite simple.
Piracy is PVP in the same way "Surpise Sex" is Sex.
Omg, you are trying to say that pvp is pistols at dawn good sir. That's arena combat.
Even solo pvp is all about getting the first shot off, let them panic as you overload guns. Surprise attack is always good. ___
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Armoured C
Gallente Federation of Freedom Fighters Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.12.08 01:50:00 -
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*cries*
OMG your so right what have people been doing with there lives pirates in RL never did such a thing
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TimMc
Gallente Brutal Deliverance OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 01:51:00 -
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It may not be real PvP, but its damn fun and easy. What other profession can you login for a few minutes and instantly get tears in local.
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Letifer Deus
A Astroid Belt Lotto Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.12.08 01:59:00 -
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Originally by: Khemul Zula Next you'll be telling me the native americans didn't live happily ever after with the colonists.
Food! Thank you very much, very nice! Yes, there's more of us coming, but we'll keep our promises!
Man I love Eddie Izzard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Brought to you by the letter ARRR!" |

CRUSH BOSS
Caldari BigMek Industries GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:00:00 -
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noobs in p155ing contests make me laugh out loud.
We fight for the ONE - We die for the ONE Don't troll in your signature please. -Hango |

Fon Win
Win Tech
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:04:00 -
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Oddly enough, it seems real life pirates do gate camp (or suez canal camp), and they do only take on industrial ships and avoid war ships.
imagine that. click |

Terianna Eri
Amarr Scrutari
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:06:00 -
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cool story bro __________________________________
Originally by: Arthur Frayn How much to ruin all your holes, luv?
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Khemul Zula
Amarr Black Plague.
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:11:00 -
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Originally by: Fon Win Oddly enough, it seems real life pirates do gate camp (or suez canal camp), and they do only take on industrial ships and avoid war ships.
imagine that.
They are not real PVPers. 
I do wonder if a naval cruiser would honor a 1on1 if a RL pirate requested it though.
------ I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. |

Takon Orlani
Caldari Rowdy Ramblers
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:16:00 -
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0/10
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Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:18:00 -
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Edited by: Sidus Isaacs on 08/12/2008 02:18:17
Originally by: Grumpom The people who go around calling themselves pirates are full of **** they're just pvp players who are to lazy to pvp. Real pvpers go out and fight people these 'pirates' thinking they're long john silver or something sit at gates and ambush people then pod u right in your face. Thats not pvp ambush barges and transports if I was in a battleship I would kill all of them. Then they mail you and call you humiliating things thinking their such cool bad guys in reality they dont even know how to play the game! If you really knew how to pvp they would 1v1 face you but they don't you know why? because they can't! and they aparently think its fun to hurt people, it IS NOT funny **** off you scumbags
Hahahahaha.
I really did laugh in rl for this post.
Sorry if you got hurt, but EVE is not fair, if you want a fair game with love and care and nicely concentual arranged 1v1: WoW.
If you are gonna haul stuff around, be smart about it. I mean, I once did a storyline mission where I hade to get 40000 m3 to low sec. How did I solve that? I took it in pice by pice, fitted a hauler with a cloak and istabs. You know waht? I was shot at by a myrm, tho he shot me right before I docked for some reason, he was not that bright. And for even more fun, I met him at the gate when I did enter low sec, I cloked, and for some reason he though I wapred and he warped off :P. I mean even I am better at PvP or piracy when I put my efforts into it.
So yeah, think a bit ^^
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durek magaliese
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:38:00 -
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(Fixed just so PvPers caan under stand it, in some weird way of opposites.)
The people who go around calling themselves carebears are full of **** they're just highsec players who are to lazy to pvp. Real pvpers go out and fight people these 'carebears' thinking they're Joe the "Miner" or something sit at belts and ambush Rocks then pop a jetcan right in your face. Thats not Mining barges and transports if I was in a battleship I would kill all of them. Then Concord mail you and call you humiliating things thinking their such cool Police in reality I dont even know how to play the game! If you really knew how to Mine they would 1v1 face Roids but they don't you know why? because they can't! and they aparently think its fun to hurt Rocks, it IS NOT funny **** off you scumbags.
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mythpilot
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:40:00 -
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Originally by: Khemul Zula
Originally by: Fon Win Oddly enough, it seems real life pirates do gate camp (or suez canal camp), and they do only take on industrial ships and avoid war ships.
imagine that.
They are not real PVPers. 
I do wonder if a naval cruiser would honor a 1on1 if a RL pirate requested it though.
yea then they call in the "battle ships" when your disabled. (sounds oddly familier)
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Jmanis Catharg
Caldari Dusk Blade
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:52:00 -
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Quote: Real pvpers go out and fight people these 'pirates' thinking they're long john silver or something sit at gates and ambush people then pod u right in your face. Thats not pvp ambush barges and transports if I was in a battleship I would kill all of them
Real PvPers don't fly transports or barges into an ambush. ---
Originally by: CCP Mitnal I went to the forums for special powers and all I got was a dancing padlock and a banhammer.
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Souvera Corvus
Gallente SPORADIC MOVEMENT FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:57:00 -
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Its their job to look for the weaker target and annihalate it with overwhelming force the brag about it on C&P.
The less able pirates, the 'gankbear' types also see it as their job to bitterly complain about it when someone does it to them.
My advice is to get in something with enough guns and shoot them in the face and stop complaining on the forums.
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Shova Kais
Caldari Heaven's Avatars Void.
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:58:00 -
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I PVP'd IRL and won. True story.
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Jurgen Cartis
Caldari Interstellar Corporation of Exploration
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Posted - 2008.12.08 03:04:00 -
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I think the OP just made a pirate VERY happy. -------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn
I prefer launching bathtubs of antimatter at my opponents over pointing an open DVD player at them, even if the bathtubs do miss a lot. So no.
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Cipher7
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Posted - 2008.12.08 03:05:00 -
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Somali pirates should fight 1 on 1 against navy seals, not rob civilians.
Chickenschits TBQFH.
"Waaaaaah daddy they aint fighting fair"
Welcome to the world, son. ---
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Frug
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2008.12.08 03:07:00 -
[46]
Someone needs to tell these guys to stop ganking haulers and start fighting fair fights.
Right?
k - - - - - - - - - Do not use dotted lines - - - - - - - If you think I'm awesome, say BOOO BOOO!! - Ductoris Neat look what I found - Kreul Hey, my marbles |

durek magaliese
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Posted - 2008.12.08 03:09:00 -
[47]
Hey look it's Zorro
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Khemul Zula
Amarr Black Plague.
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Posted - 2008.12.08 03:09:00 -
[48]
Edited by: Khemul Zula on 08/12/2008 03:10:25
Originally by: Frug
Someone needs to tell these guys to stop ganking haulers and start fighting fair fights.
Right?
k
The joke is dead. Please stop raping it's corpse.
edit: hmmm... *kicks the language filter* ...neat.
------ I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. |

ingenting
20th Legion Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 03:10:00 -
[49]
Edited by: ingenting on 08/12/2008 03:10:12
Originally by: Grumpom ...if I was in a battleship I would kill all of them.
lol  _________________ - "Welcome to EVE, remember to insu *BAAOOM*... Told you, newb." |

Frug
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2008.12.08 03:16:00 -
[50]
Originally by: durek magaliese Hey look it's Zorro
It IS zorro. - - - - - - - - - Do not use dotted lines - - - - - - - If you think I'm awesome, say BOOO BOOO!! - Ductoris Neat look what I found - Kreul Hey, my marbles |

Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.12.08 03:27:00 -
[51]
Edited by: Sidus Isaacs on 08/12/2008 03:27:35 Edited by: Sidus Isaacs on 08/12/2008 03:27:25
Originally by: Frug
Someone needs to tell these guys to stop ganking haulers and start fighting fair fights.
Right?
k
Is it wrong of me to find this funny?
No offence intended, I feel sad for the real world pirate victims. But its getting late and I have a kind of dark humor.
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Haakelen
Gallente Cassandra's Light Caeruleum Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 04:04:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Grumpom because they can't! and they aparently think its fun to hurt people, it IS NOT funny **** off you scumbags
I was not aware that erasing internet space pixels was hurting people.
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ZecsMarquis
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.12.08 04:16:00 -
[53]
ep1c thread tbh
pirate for life!
signed ---
My first REAL video! Sanity's Requiem Beware the RaVeN! |

Izzy Lizzy
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.12.08 05:59:00 -
[54]
U really should poast this in Crime & Punishment where honest peers can evaluate and deliberate on the particulars of your misadvendture. Seriously, it's like a modern day judicial system over there.
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Qordel
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.12.08 06:07:00 -
[55]
Original poster fails miserably to comprehend the tactics of historical pirates in attempt to criticize tactics of people who use (to one degree or another) pirate tactics. I can see why it was posted via an alt.
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Bloody Rabbit
Jita Miners
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Posted - 2008.12.08 06:12:00 -
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Originally by: Khemul Zula You know I never did trust those history books in school.
Next you'll be telling me the native americans didn't live happily ever after with the colonists.
Sure they did after we gave them those nice warm blankets and we had them exercise by walking the trail of tears.
But back to the OP: I'm sorry that you lost your ship to a group of gate campers, as least you didn't lose your ship to a bubble or a group of smart bombing carriers or a titan DD the grid or have 50 members of Bob sweep the grid with drones looking for you.
Its those overwhelming loses that just make me sad.
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Apaco lypse
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Posted - 2008.12.08 06:34:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Bloody Rabbit
Originally by: Khemul Zula You know I never did trust those history books in school.
Next you'll be telling me the native americans didn't live happily ever after with the colonists.
Sure they did after we gave them those nice warm blankets and we had them exercise by walking the trail of tears.
But back to the OP: I'm sorry that you lost your ship to a group of gate campers, as least you didn't lose your ship to a bubble or a group of smart bombing carriers or a titan DD the grid or have 50 members of Bob sweep the grid with drones looking for you.
Its those overwhelming loses that just make me sad.
how about 4 titains setting off a dd every 15 mins? that wasn't fun at all
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.12.08 07:44:00 -
[58]
The OP is right, there are no long john silvers or big beard beatrices in space.
These are NOT pirates, they are SPACE pirates.
Space is not high seas, new setting, new rules *plants flag* I have immunity 
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |

Logi3
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.12.08 08:20:00 -
[59]
You will most proberly find more gate camping goes on in this so called "Real" PVP ----
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The Djego
Minmatar merovinger inc
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Posted - 2008.12.08 09:13:00 -
[60]
Originally by: ArmyOfMe
Originally by: Grumpom if I was in a battleship I would kill all of them.
let me know when your in a battleship and name your time and place. ill be there
/me would like to take the 2. place in the line, could be interesting  ---- Nerf Tank - Boost Gank!
Originally by: Amantus Real men don't need to get into blaster range.
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ViperVenom
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 09:57:00 -
[61]
Edited by: ViperVenom on 08/12/2008 09:58:05 Edited by: ViperVenom on 08/12/2008 09:57:53
Originally by: Grumpom The people who go around calling themselves pirates are full of **** they're just pvp players who are to lazy to pvp. Real pvpers go out and fight people these 'pirates' thinking they're long john silver or something sit at gates and ambush people then pod u right in your face. Thats not pvp ambush barges and transports if I was in a battleship I would kill all of them. Then they mail you and call you humiliating things thinking their such cool bad guys in reality they dont even know how to play the game! If you really knew how to pvp they would 1v1 face you but they don't you know why? because they can't! and they apparently think its fun to hurt people, it IS NOT funny **** off you scumbags
So let me get this right... 1) Your playing EVE 2) Its a MMO that is Combat based 3) I bet you were in Low sec and got smashed.. Isht happens... stay out of low sec and pass me the name of you main. Ill flip the 100 of 150 mil to war dec your corp so you can really enjoy the finer side of pee-v-p33..
And im just kidding about the war dec stuff..lol
Quick info.. In EVE a fair fight is one that one side already screwed up. I dont fight fair I have a Falcon Alt Handy.
5 days no kills I suck --Yarring in a system near you--
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Maren Maen
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Posted - 2008.12.10 02:02:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Cipher7
Somali pirates should fight 1 on 1 against navy seals, not rob civilians.
Chickenschits TBQFH.
"Waaaaaah daddy they aint fighting fair"
Welcome to the world, son.
Somali pirates are victims too! 
I soooo want to put that on a bumper sticker on my giant black pickup truck with a pirate flag waving from it, but I don't want my windows smashed :(.
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Abbel Nightroad
Under the Wings of Fury Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.12.10 11:36:00 -
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Edited by: Abbel Nightroad on 10/12/2008 11:36:23 Seriously, it is for messages and hatemails like this that i can't stop being a pirate. 
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.10 11:45:00 -
[64]
I'll 1v1 the OPs battleship... I have a few to spare *shaking in my boots* ------------
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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H Lecter
Gallente The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.12.10 12:18:00 -
[65]
Looks like I'm #4 in the line for a honorable 1v1 with the OP.
Convo me in game to agree on a location if you have a battleship left after the previous 3. 
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Todd Doughnut
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Posted - 2008.12.10 12:59:00 -
[66]
Its a me, mario
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Ghoest
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Posted - 2008.12.10 14:19:00 -
[67]
Pirates arent real in the sense that its a terrible way to make money and real pirating would be about making money.
If you think corp is different than a guild or clan you have some insecurity issues.
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Bumbum George
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Posted - 2008.12.10 14:32:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Ghoest Pirates arent real in the sense that its a terrible way to make money
i beg to differ!
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JafoPBCFR
One Stop Mining Shop
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Posted - 2008.12.10 15:24:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Grumpom The people who go around calling themselves pirates are full of **** they're just pvp players who are to lazy to pvp. Real pvpers go out and fight people these 'pirates' thinking they're long john silver or something sit at gates and ambush people then pod u right in your face. Thats not pvp ambush barges and transports if I was in a battleship I would kill all of them. Then they mail you and call you humiliating things thinking their such cool bad guys in reality they dont even know how to play the game! If you really knew how to pvp they would 1v1 face you but they don't you know why? because they can't! and they aparently think its fun to hurt people, it IS NOT funny **** off you scumbags
Um HelloKitty Online?
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Ocih
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.12.10 15:33:00 -
[70]
There is no way to be true Pirate in Eve. It's too anti solo and hinged on empire to allow for true piracy.
There is criminal PvP and 'legal' PvP. Legal being unregulated by Concord. |

Tres Miandre
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Posted - 2008.12.10 16:15:00 -
[71]
I love this... they email you and call you humiliating things thinking their such cool bad guys?
LMAO... in my own experience, the pirate rarely emails the victim. It's usually the victim who emails the pirate with some rant about how they've got another ship and they are going to come looking for them... or sometimes that varies into an "I've got powerful friends" rant.
Lastly... wtf? You don't consider ganking at a gate to be piracy? Only people who go roaming looking for other roamers in combat ships? Remind me... when you look in real life history, do you see pirates targeting military vessels or do you see them targeting not well defended vessels that they can quickly gank with minimal risk? Op surely is a troll... hard to believe anything else. |

Belladona Grimm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 16:40:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Letifer Deus
Originally by: Khemul Zula Next you'll be telling me the native americans didn't live happily ever after with the colonists.
Food! Thank you very much, very nice! Yes, there's more of us coming, but we'll keep our promises!
Man I love Eddie Izzard.
Eddie for President of the Universe! The OP should have brought a flag, it would have been dash cunning of him. 
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Washell Olivaw
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Posted - 2008.12.10 16:42:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Teschan its really quite simple.
Piracy is PVP in the same way "Surpise Sex" is Sex.
Yeah, the kind you get when you drop the soap in the wrong shower.
Originally by: Signature Everybody has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film.
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.12.10 17:01:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Grumpom The people who go around calling themselves pirates are full of **** they're just pvp players who are to lazy to pvp. Real pvpers go out and fight people these 'pirates' thinking they're long john silver or something sit at gates and ambush people then pod u right in your face. Thats not pvp ambush barges and transports if I was in a battleship I would kill all of them. Then they mail you and call you humiliating things thinking their such cool bad guys in reality they dont even know how to play the game! If you really knew how to pvp they would 1v1 face you but they don't you know why? because they can't! and they aparently think its fun to hurt people, it IS NOT funny **** off you scumbags
EVE should have a page of testimonials like other internet products and put posts like these as the positive testimonials for EVE, would be so epic. Such awesomeness. I wish I could get a really whiny nerd to say the above quoted text and record it as my ring tone. --
http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/sigs.html
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Washell Olivaw
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Posted - 2008.12.10 17:15:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Vaal Erit EVE should have a page of testimonials
testimonials
Originally by: Signature Everybody has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film.
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Janu Hull
Caldari Terra Incognita Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.12.10 17:20:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Maren Maen
Originally by: Cipher7
Somali pirates should fight 1 on 1 against navy seals, not rob civilians.
Chickenschits TBQFH.
"Waaaaaah daddy they aint fighting fair"
Welcome to the world, son.
Somali pirates are victims too! 
I soooo want to put that on a bumper sticker on my giant black pickup truck with a pirate flag waving from it, but I don't want my windows smashed :(.
I'd cut your brake lines for that one, actually. In the event of an emergency, my ego may be used as a floatation device.
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Janu Hull
Caldari Terra Incognita Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.12.10 17:25:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Grumpom The people who go around calling themselves pirates are full of **** they're just pvp players who are to lazy to pvp. Real pvpers go out and fight people these 'pirates' thinking they're long john silver or something sit at gates and ambush people then pod u right in your face. Thats not pvp ambush barges and transports if I was in a battleship I would kill all of them. Then they mail you and call you humiliating things thinking their such cool bad guys in reality they dont even know how to play the game! If you really knew how to pvp they would 1v1 face you but they don't you know why? because they can't! and they aparently think its fun to hurt people, it IS NOT funny **** off you scumbags
I think you don't understand what PvP is. PvP requires two active combatants. If you're in a hauler with no escort, its not PvP, its PvE, with you being an NPC (Numbnuts Packing Cargo).
They're not fighting, they're farming. In the event of an emergency, my ego may be used as a floatation device.
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Ascuris Wurm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 18:57:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Janu Hull I think you don't understand what PvP is. PvP requires two active combatants. If you're in a hauler with no escort, its not PvP, its PvE, with you being an NPC (Numbnuts Packing Cargo).
They're not fighting, they're farming.
I disagree. PvP is 'Player' vs 'Player', right? One might be running, and one might be shooting, but they are both still active combatants... it's just their activities that differ. Their goals are the same - to prevent the other from achieving theirs. Two players working against each other. That's PvP. Well, to me anyway...
"It's never too late to be what you could have been" -George Eliot
Especially in Eve-Online
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.12.10 19:01:00 -
[79]
It's a troll thread if the OP doesn't post again after three pages 
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Davina Braben
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Posted - 2008.12.10 19:13:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Grumpom The people who go around calling themselves pirates are full of **** they're just pvp players who are to lazy to pvp. Real pvpers go out and fight people these 'pirates' thinking they're long john silver or something sit at gates and ambush people then pod u right in your face. Thats not pvp ambush barges and transports if I was in a battleship I would kill all of them. Then they mail you and call you humiliating things thinking their such cool bad guys in reality they dont even know how to play the game! If you really knew how to pvp they would 1v1 face you but they don't you know why? because they can't! and they aparently think its fun to hurt people, it IS NOT funny **** off you scumbags
A pirate made me touch his parrot  
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Tai Paktu
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2008.12.10 20:07:00 -
[81]
What?
OHSHT!
I'm not real?! Guys, help! I'm having an existential crisis right now! Oh gawd, I don't exist cus the alt said so!
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DragonRiderTao
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Posted - 2008.12.10 20:24:00 -
[82]
Wealth comes at cost of work. Assure the end with time.
How many dragons can you slay? You cant slay mine. |
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