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CCP Navigator
C C P C C P Alliance

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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:05:00 -
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Tranquility is currently unavailable following the daily downtime. Our engineers are investigating the problem and we hope to bring you updates as soon as possible.
Duplicate threads on the server status will be locked and directed to this official announcement.
Navigator Senior Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Gunnanmon
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:05:00 -
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oO Signature locked for discussing moderation. Navigator
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Dances WithWolves
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:06:00 -
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I guess the SC need longer than 30 minutes to evac from the north. 
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Bitter Veteran
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:08:00 -
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Back in my day this sort of thing never happened.
Sever would be dead for 3 days and no word from CCP.
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Renna Hallison
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:08:00 -
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Go figure and the day before patch... outlook not good for patch day. Well off to play civ3 for awhile.
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Hyveres
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:08:00 -
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Edited by: Hyveres on 25/05/2010 12:08:25 Tbh with more fight like lasts night I'll happily hang around untill xmas :) And afaik quite a few of the others feel the same way. Rats = boring compared to the NC fleets.. odd respawn rate on them though but when you get a decent escalation they keep comming and comming untill one side or the other runs out of fresh ships :)
"Subtlety is a thing for philosophy, not combat. If you're going to kill someone, you might as well kill them a whole lot." - Vulcan Raven, The Last Days Of Foxhound |

Arctur Vallfar
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:09:00 -
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Oh no...the raptors have escaped! The electric fences are down! *Prepares for dramatic t-rex chase scene with Jeff Goldbloom screaming in the back seat of a jeep.*
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Dan O'Connor
Cerberus Network Dignitas.
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:09:00 -
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Right... gonna pass time with Portal.
Apply | CBSN Lounge
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Korente
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:10:00 -
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so is this a different issue or still relating to the switch errors back in 2008?
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EX Mcloven
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:10:00 -
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Edited by: EX Mcloven on 25/05/2010 12:10:22
Originally by: Dances WithWolves I guess the SC need longer than 30 minutes to evac from the north. 
hahahaha lmao
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Bad Princess
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:11:00 -
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Rumor has it that Molle's red letter CTA was not responded to with the proper enthusiasm, and he needed to buy some time.
Much yelling and profanity was heard on audio comms........

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HenkieBoy
Best Path Inc. Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:11:00 -
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Edited by: HenkieBoy on 25/05/2010 12:11:12 While the server is down, feel free to deploy the expansion 
To help the boys/girls on the tech department: http://docs.sgi.com/library/dynaweb_docs/linux/SGI_EndUser/books/GC_Hdwr_UG/sgi_html/figures/2-x.node.expansion.slots.gif
Image changed to link. Navigator
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Euyis
Gallente Memowind Corp
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:11:00 -
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Maybe the server just became sentient, and she wants to tell us that EVE isn't everything, you should get back to your real life for a few hours! 
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5n4keyes
Sacred Templars Black Star Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:12:00 -
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Looks like Dominion, is ending pretty much the same way it started, and continued...
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Dances WithWolves
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:13:00 -
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Originally by: 5n4keyes Looks like Dominion, is ending pretty much the same way it started, and continued...
lmao. oh snap! 
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TriadSte
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:13:00 -
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Database > Fail
CCP > Fail
Tyrannis expansion tomorrow > Epic Fail
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Melina Yeoh
Caldari H A V O C Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:14:00 -
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Edited by: Melina Yeoh on 25/05/2010 12:19:56 It is just another Downtime. Just wait for tomorrow when patch deployment comes, then it could be a quick and easy update or a slow and painful wait. Whatever it may be, I know there's still alot of performance fixes long overdue to fix these problems. Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. |

Borgh Brainbasher
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:14:00 -
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oh gods, they managed to break the server before patch day. That must be a new record... --- Warning: You are on the pvp only server. |

Zora'e
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:18:00 -
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Edited by: Zora''e on 25/05/2010 12:21:58 After our spies acquired the deployment code for the upcoming Tyranis patch, our researchers did rigourous testing and discovered that the patch is chock full of...
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Sperrzone
Stardust Heavy Industries Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:18:00 -
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It¦s the end of the world as we know it
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Hauling Hal
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:18:00 -
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Did they swap the hamsters for a parrot?
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Pheon Silver
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:18:00 -
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There goes my farming for the day -_- need a plex soon lol,
I'll run the hamster wheel's if that makes it faster
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kingblade
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:19:00 -
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It always bloody happens when my wife is away, I have no work to do and the whole day should be one long eveathon.... FFS!
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TriadSte
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:20:00 -
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Edited by: TriadSte on 25/05/2010 12:21:53 Allar lfkur eru ß a vi=eigandi og hei=arleg sk²ringu ß ¦vf hva= er raunverulega ß sey=i?
Servers rebooted tvisvar og er hµgt a= hafna tengingum.
Eins og Tg hef sta=a fyrir smß hei=arleika goes a langur vegur.
Maybe if I posted in Icelandic Id get a response.
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Erich Herrmann
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:20:00 -
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Originally by: kingblade It always bloody happens when my wife is away, I have no work to do and the whole day should be one long eveathon.... FFS!
EVE sucks. Life sucks. You can't win :( One image per signature please. Zymurgist |

Arctur Vallfar
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:20:00 -
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Maybe they found out HAL was in error predicting the fault, so he killed the techs.
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CCP Navigator
C C P C C P Alliance

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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:20:00 -
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There is currently a database failover. Operations are working to resolve this issue and we hope to have Tranquility up and running very soon.
Navigator Senior Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Vak'ran
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:20:00 -
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Mixed male & female hamster wheels... i keep tellin' ya, you keep ignoring me. NOW THIS IS HAPPENING, again.
Vak'Ran is your local official non-dedicated part-time advocate of reading comprehension and proliferation of intelligence on the EVE Online Forum |

Skera
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:21:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Navigator There is currently a database failover. Operations are working to resolve this issue and we hope to have Tranquility up and running very soon.
Oh no, do we have to update clones and petition lost items again ?
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1337fknThor
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:21:00 -
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It's ok. Maybe I can help.
Start RUN CMD quitlife.exe

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Bad Princess
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:21:00 -
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I just wonder how much longer CCP is going to insist on using MSSQL when it is obvious to a blind man that it is no longer a viable solution.

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Sevarian
Minmatar Galactic Defence Consortium Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:21:00 -
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No CCP has nothing to do what is going on... all is Eyjafjallaj÷kull fault!
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bFZ
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:24:00 -
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laaaaaame!! 
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kingblade
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:25:00 -
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This is what happens when you let an intern hit the on switch.
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W3370Pi4
ExoGeni Laboratories
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:26:00 -
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meh , doesnt look good for the update.......
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Sung mai
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:26:00 -
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I an quite convinced that every time I get up early, Eve fails to load properly. Its all your fault Sung.
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Intoagun Deshana
Minmatar Sentinel Eradicators of Doom
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:26:00 -
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*continues eating the hamsters*
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Skera
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:37:00 -
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Originally by: 1337fknThor
It's ok. Maybe I can help.
Start RUN CMD quitlife.exe

Windows cannot find 'quitlife.exe'. Make sure you typed the name correctly, and then try again.
Dammit, you must be on a mac!
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Led Floyd
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:38:00 -
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Ha,it figures..I haven't played in EVE in a month or so.I can see things haven't changed at all..Way to keepit lame CCP.
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Pheon Silver
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:38:00 -
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Lol So true, NAVIGATOR lemme run the Hamster Wheel's then, argh you should give us all 10 mil =) some of us need to farm to stay alive in EVE hehe 
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Raven Dragonis
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:39:00 -
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Thier goes my day, now I'll have to go back to work again... NOOOO
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mechtech
SRS Industries SRS.
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:39:00 -
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Wow, the DB is definitely the weakest link in the eve infrastructure.
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Euyis
Gallente Memowind Corp
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:39:00 -
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Edited by: Euyis on 25/05/2010 12:39:26 No rollback please... I don't want to lose my shiny new Daredevil bpc and Coreli-A 1MN AB  just got them moments before the daily DT lol
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MaNdArIInS
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:39:00 -
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Did Jim from server room tip over one of the server racks? a failOVER-> fellOver see what i did ther yea its terrible now get out
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Jommis
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:39:00 -
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off to have sex with the wife...
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Krollin
Minmatar Bi'Atch Inc
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:40:00 -
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I wondered how long it was going to take before the volcanic ash affected CCP ;)
Kro
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Arctur Vallfar
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:40:00 -
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Guys, seriously. Just relax. Everyone is flipping out over a little down time. Geeze...
You should know that CCP is merely protecting us from the terrible secret of space.
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caldar ian
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:41:00 -
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EVEN THE SERVER IS HAVING PRE PATCH NERVES LOL
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potaw
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:41:00 -
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UGH!!! I feel like its 2006 again.....
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Singoth
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:41:00 -
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When is the server expected to be back up again? :)
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Starlighart
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:41:00 -
[51]
Your dominion is reaching the end of it's natural life
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EscapeArtist
Terra Incognita
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:42:00 -
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RABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLE
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Misunderstood Genius
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:42:00 -
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/me stares with fear at the open gate of that EVE cage leading to rl. /me starts hearing real voices.
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Serenity Green
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:43:00 -
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I've had to deal with this with a variety of other games, and as a programmer I can't llet it go anymore. STOP WHINING! CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.
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Dawne Xi
Minmatar 3D Salvage and Acquisitions
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:43:00 -
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Originally by: potaw UGH!!! I feel like its 2006 again.....
God please no .. not another RMR!
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z4pst3r
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:43:00 -
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Non English text removed. Navigator
Maybe if I posted in Icelandic Id get a response
Its the ash cloud from the volcano so its your fault.
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Flitterby
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:43:00 -
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How am I supposed to stay awake during my telecon?
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Modahn Etch
Buggers' Advanced Interstellar Transport
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:43:00 -
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The pre-crash crash seems to be going well! Your Mothership. |

Eradicator44
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:44:00 -
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I blame the icelandic volcano - oh wait! that stopped erupting... err... 
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KHannen
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:44:00 -
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Originally by: Sevarian No CCP has nothing to do what is going on... all is Eyjafjallaj÷kull fault!
I'm naming my ship that. It's gotta be worth a fortune in scrabble points...
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Javajunky
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:44:00 -
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Since CCP is probably checking this thread periodically today. I couldn't find anything about tomorrow and downtime.
Does CCP plan on having an extended downtime to upgrade for Tyrannis?
I was out of town during my first experience of an EVE expansion and I wasn't sure there was someplace this is announced?
Thanks!
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BADSmell
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:44:00 -
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I think I speak for the majority when I say that further expansion should be long delayed until after the current known bugs and issues are resolved.
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Jing Craig
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:45:00 -
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Its coming back Up now.
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Poo Ka'hontas
Red Eye Brigade
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:45:00 -
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Originally by: Serenity Green I've had to deal with this with a variety of other games, and as a programmer I can't llet it go anymore. STOP WHINING! CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.
CCP-Alt detected!!!  ______________________________________________ My sig is on strike due to lack of attention! |

Nicara
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:45:00 -
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isn't it lovely to work for a service provider that can just stop your service at any time free of resposibity? They must have worked for the US goverment at some time. " oops we screwed up, eh who cares we can still charge our clients anyhow "
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Bal'Ayle
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:45:00 -
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Edited by: Bal''Ayle on 25/05/2010 12:50:18 it makes me giggle when i sit there and try to log in and it wont let me, and then when they say the database was down it had a link here which was down, so i tried the links to the various distractions and you guessed it, down :D
i love CCP they make logging in at work hilarious, im in a reaper at a camp and want to cheap it thru at downtime :D guess reality caught up with me lmao
--edit--
and whether or not serenity is an alt or not the point is moot, they do some fantastic work, this is the future of gaming, no two three year wait for an expantion you gota pay for, its applied developed and worke around us. how anoying would it be to paint a house with kids running around?
cudos CCP these occasional hiccoughs make me want to buy you a beer and say "sods law" not complain like some of the above :D
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SpoonRECKLESS
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:45:00 -
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This only happens when I need to just check on my skill training.
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kapie nogg
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:45:00 -
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oh no not another problem, oh well i guess i can wait but not for too long okay!
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killerkeano
DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:46:00 -
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Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47 You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.
A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.
yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.
As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
Maelstrom Crew - Pro merc corp for hire "Let US fight your battles" |

Pheon Silver
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:46:00 -
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Originally by: Jommis off to have sex with the wife...
Haha jommis hmmmmmm
(looks for gf)
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Schmitzok
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:46:00 -
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Everything is going to be alright. Everything is going to be fine.
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Intoagun Deshana
Minmatar Sentinel Eradicators of Doom
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:46:00 -
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*begins poking out eyeballs*
Just wait abit and they will have it fixed for us. Not like I haven't seen this before.
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splockster
Caldari Tactical Warfare Assault Team Sublime SUBLIME CREATIONS ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:47:00 -
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Originally by: Vak'ran Mixed male & female hamster wheels... i keep tellin' ya, you keep ignoring me. NOW THIS IS HAPPENING, again.
These threads during accidentlies are the only ones with remarks that make me lol, why does the server have to go down for the wit of eve to come out and play?
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CCP Navigator
C C P C C P Alliance

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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:47:00 -
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Originally by: Javajunky Since CCP is probably checking this thread periodically today. I couldn't find anything about tomorrow and downtime.
Does CCP plan on having an extended downtime to upgrade for Tyrannis?
I was out of town during my first experience of an EVE expansion and I wasn't sure there was someplace this is announced?
Thanks!
There is a news item on that very subject located here.
Navigator Senior Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Billy Stevens
Caldari Dark Legion Society
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:47:00 -
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Om nom nom nom nom ------------------------- Rawr! |

Kantega
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:47:00 -
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plz get the server back up before my gf discovers im not ocupied with important internet spaceship stuff and puts me to work irl 
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Raven Dragonis
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:47:00 -
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It will be up tomorrow after the patch, then down for another 3 days following that... ROFL
I agree with the 10 Mill, but in 4 days I'll need to 500 mill comp. :)
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TheHead NutCase
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:47:00 -
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Thy should check there index fields
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Viae
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:47:00 -
[79]
Dear CCP,
I WANT EVE!
Kind regards,
Viae
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Kedi
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:47:00 -
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who's running this thing.....BP?????
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Mareck001
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:48:00 -
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I wonder how much this cost Molle and the boys....... BTW.....SC EPIC FAIL Thank You for visiting the NORTH -BING- come again

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Misunderstood Genius
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:48:00 -
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Originally by: Serenity Green I've had to deal with this with a variety of other games, and as a programmer I can't llet it go anymore. STOP WHINING! CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.
Just ignore and enjoy the CCP present of the day: REAL LIFE! Reminder: +++ Don't forget sun milk! +++
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Baka Lakadaka
Gallente Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:48:00 -
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Originally by: Javajunky Since CCP is probably checking this thread periodically today. I couldn't find anything about tomorrow and downtime.
Does CCP plan on having an extended downtime to upgrade for Tyrannis?
I was out of town during my first experience of an EVE expansion and I wasn't sure there was someplace this is announced?
Thanks!
Extended DT tomorrow is 02:00 to 18:00 - it was posted on the login message, until this issue, then the message got replaced with a note about the current outage.
______________________ Agony Unleashed Home of the PvP University |

Virus10
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:48:00 -
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Originally by: Jommis off to have sex with the wife...
Im nxt in line with our wife!!!
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Zora'e
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:48:00 -
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Asketus
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:49:00 -
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Ohoh. I should go shopping. Buying some meditation fluid for tomorrow . (liquid antimatter for warpcore with 40 - 46 % antiprotons)
Asketus
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hton Dou
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:50:00 -
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Edited by: hton Dou on 25/05/2010 12:52:10
Cluster must be failover to be high available. If failover is't working then dismiss your tech staff now ;)
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Dilligafmofo
Gallente Calimae Logistics Foundation Manifest Destiny.
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:50:00 -
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Are we there yet?
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creone
Pursuit of Power
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:50:00 -
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Stop trying to add new stuff to the universe and just fix it like god should have done when michael jackson was born in the first place!!!! If at first you dont succeed maybe you just SUCK!!!!!
[url=http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=creone][img]http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/signature.php/s |

TriadSte
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:50:00 -
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Edited by: TriadSte on 25/05/2010 12:51:29
Originally by: Serenity Green CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.
See theres your problem your blind.
Yes Eve is a awesome game, WHEN it works.
CCP Do not SUCCESSFULLY Administer the game.
The OCCASIONAL glitch, Seriously.......occasionally? Are you real? Your having a giraffe.
Youve hit one nail on the head however, yes we do PAY to get f*cked around, sorry I meant to play the game...
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Karadan Kaarwen
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:50:00 -
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Originally by: Serenity Green I've had to deal with this with a variety of other games, and as a programmer I can't llet it go anymore. STOP WHINING! CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.
This.
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Craver
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:51:00 -
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God damnit! means I have to do some fecking work in the office for a change, and as everyone knows work spoils a good game of Eve.
Come on CCP start using HP servers, I know a damn good supplier! Moi!
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Hawkeyes6400
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:51:00 -
[93]
Computers fail sometimes, regardless if it's a cellular phone, PC or serverpark. I know you guys at CCP are doing everything in your power to solve the problem. In the mean time I'll work on a manufacturing spreadsheet on a large project.
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Pheon Silver
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:51:00 -
[94]
/me Eats CCP Navigator for not answering him
HAhaaa what will u do now
Wait i want you to fix eve 0_o
/me spits him back out
Sorry hehe =3
Server keeps restarting and shutting off -_-'
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HRYEA
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:51:00 -
[95]
EPIC FAIL..!!!!!
smoko time
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Krollin
Minmatar Bi'Atch Inc
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:51:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Dilligafmofo Are we there yet?
LMAO
Play eye-spy while you wait 
See, this is what happens when you use Microsoft Access as your database!
Kro
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Garreth Vlox
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:51:00 -
[97]
Originally by: CCP Navigator There is currently a database failover. Operations are working to resolve this issue and we hope to have Tranquility up and running very soon.
translation = we dont know what we ****ed up during normal DT but as soon as we figure it out we'll ****up the fix and make it take hours like always
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KHannen
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:51:00 -
[98]
Originally by: EscapeArtist RABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLERABLE
Traquility is damaging my calm... 
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Ollodem
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:52:00 -
[99]
Wow, im a bad charm. This is the 3rd time in my life i try to log right after dt, first was just delayed for 25 minutes, 2nd was the day the items disappeared and now this.
I promise to never log in that early again.
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westefer
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:52:00 -
[100]
heh, i remember you back in the day
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Nata Asphyxia
Shadow Kingdom
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:52:00 -
[101]
oh my god CCP started informing their customers about server problems not a week after the problem. Maybe I'm going to meet Gandalf another day now.
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Nowkillkenny's
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:52:00 -
[102]
Originally by: CCP Navigator
Originally by: Javajunky Since CCP is probably checking this thread periodically today. I couldn't find anything about tomorrow and downtime.
Does CCP plan on having an extended downtime to upgrade for Tyrannis?
I was out of town during my first experience of an EVE expansion and I wasn't sure there was someplace this is announced?
Thanks!
There is a news item on that very subject located here.
Navigator, you should just bring the patch forward to now, your clocking onto 2 hrs so far for this standard update, u could be done by 17:00. :P xexexexexe
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Starlighart
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:53:00 -
[103]
I wonder if I will get out of that wormhole before it disapears......
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Crewsock
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:53:00 -
[104]
Originally by: CCP Navigator
Originally by: Javajunky Since CCP is probably checking this thread periodically today. I couldn't find anything about tomorrow and downtime.
Does CCP plan on having an extended downtime to upgrade for Tyrannis?
I was out of town during my first experience of an EVE expansion and I wasn't sure there was someplace this is announced?
Thanks!
There is a news item on that very subject located here.
I loled @ 16 hours of downtime. |

Raven Dragonis
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:53:00 -
[105]
Its not whining, we are just expressing our fealings. and we are sad, and we know that thier are doing thier best to fix any and all problems
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Misunderstood Genius
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:54:00 -
[106]
Edited by: Misunderstood Genius on 25/05/2010 12:54:34
Originally by: Hemoroids The problem is that CCP is a bunch of shadethrowin asshats and they need to get their crap together!
Your problem is that if you support those assh*ts it makes you a 10 times lower assh*t. And now tell me who's the most dangerous assh*t here? We all hope your main will quit EVE and spent the bucks in something useful.
OUT!
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Blockaderunner
Caldari The Followers of the Way
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:54:00 -
[107]
Considering the CCP team has really improved its customer relations. It coulda been worse - I remember the days of not getting any response from CCP as to why the server was down... Orgullo, Paciencia y Honor |

Intoagun Deshana
Minmatar Sentinel Eradicators of Doom
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:54:00 -
[108]
You all hitting the panic button too soon. Go get a beer and wait for it to be fixed. You dorks! 
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Grunba
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:54:00 -
[109]
Man could this have come at a worse time, i didn't plan for it and fear one of my chars has a empty training Que. Fail
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meikokun
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:54:00 -
[110]
I certainly hope the patch wont be delayed another time, hope all goes well 
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Hollow Cost
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:54:00 -
[111]
uuuuhhhhggggg>)*^&*)*
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KalaaZero
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:55:00 -
[112]
And i pay for it 25$ for each month
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Mara Rinn
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:55:00 -
[113]
Originally by: Jommis off to have sex with the wife...
Haha - this is General Discussion. RP & make-believe is in "Intergalactic Summit". [Aussie players: join ANZAC channel] |

Shovel TM
No.Mercy Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:55:00 -
[114]
Ok kids.
Its now time for an informative lesson about CPR.
Trust me.
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Eradicator44
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:55:00 -
[115]
wow,
If EVE went down for good, there would be manys bad peoples in tis world. *looks around* 
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Arctur Vallfar
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:55:00 -
[116]
Screw it. I'm out for a pack of smokes.
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Femora
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:56:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Hauling Hal Did they swap the hamsters for a parrot?
LMAO!!!!!!  |

Tizona
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:56:00 -
[118]
I had to re-read half the messages posted in this thread because the spelling and grammar was so horrible. Deciphering illiterate rambling is a great way to spend these extended downtimes.
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Russian Mistress
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:56:00 -
[119]
Bring back an old EVE Classics client) Damn I miss it)
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explorer1
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:56:00 -
[120]
I just wonder...if we only had to pay for the time that the server is up, would these unexpected crashes, issues, downtimes end????
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UNICR0N
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:56:00 -
[121]
*kicks the server, looks over to dances with wolves* is it workin now?? (not an actual question helping pass the time)
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inza onoa
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:56:00 -
[122]
The OCCASIONAL glitch, Seriously.......occasionally? Are you real? Your having a giraffe. -----------
For real. Whats a giraffe?
And yeah I suck at quoting. Oh man this thread grows way too fast.
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N0MAD
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:56:00 -
[123]
Originally by: Borgh Brainbasher oh gods, they managed to break the server before patch day. That must be a new record...
hahaha,nice1:)
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evil blake
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:56:00 -
[124]
Wow why does CCP Have Trouble running EVE I love the game but some stuff is just stupid. |

lordakumatatar
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:57:00 -
[125]
WOW CCP has called it a database issue. what they really mean is the north and south arent getting on and they took the game away so we all would talk to each other. well 4pages of post's means we talking now give us our game back!!!! much carebaring is needed.....
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kingblade
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:57:00 -
[126]
Edited by: kingblade on 25/05/2010 12:57:20 Who had to bring god into it... there is no god, get over it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
Enjoy! and CCP do an excellent job considering the complexity of the universe... stop being so twitchy people. You're like addicts waiting on their next hit.
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Pheon Silver
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:57:00 -
[127]
Originally by: Intoagun Deshana You all hitting the panic button too soon. Go get a beer and wait for it to be fixed. You dorks! 
I don't hit the panic button I SLAM it lool, no beer at college sucks to be me -_-'
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Morpheus Adenine
Caldari Cube Zombie Consortium
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:57:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Crewsock
Originally by: CCP Navigator
Originally by: Javajunky Since CCP is probably checking this thread periodically today. I couldn't find anything about tomorrow and downtime.
Does CCP plan on having an extended downtime to upgrade for Tyrannis?
I was out of town during my first experience of an EVE expansion and I wasn't sure there was someplace this is announced?
Thanks!
There is a news item on that very subject located here.
I loled @ 16 hours of downtime.
At least with that much DT it's more likely* that the deployment will finish ahead of schedule.
*Oh wait, this is CCP.
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Arline Kley
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:57:00 -
[129]
Quote: Strike the first rune upon the engine's casing employing the chosen wrench. Its tip should be anointed with the oil of engineering using the proper incantation when the auspices are correct. Strike the second rune upon the engine's casing employing the arc-tip of the power-driver. If the second rune is not good, a third rune may be struck in like manner to the first. This is done according to the true ritual laid down by Scotti the Enginseer. A libation should be offered. If this sequence is properly observed the engines may be brought to full activation by depressing the large panel marked "ON".
Perhaps the Brotherhood of the Blessed Mechanicus should partake a Holy Scrutination upon the hallowed cogiators that poweer the Divine Galaxy? ________
Lo, though the time is dark, my faith shines and I strike with the wrath of the righteous unto the foes of Mankind. |

Delivree
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:57:00 -
[130]
dun dun
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Viae
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:58:00 -
[131]
Originally by: Crewsock
Originally by: CCP Navigator
Originally by: Javajunky Since CCP is probably checking this thread periodically today. I couldn't find anything about tomorrow and downtime.
Does CCP plan on having an extended downtime to upgrade for Tyrannis?
I was out of town during my first experience of an EVE expansion and I wasn't sure there was someplace this is announced?
Thanks!
There is a news item on that very subject located here.
I loled @ 16 hours of downtime.
That is a substantial amount of downtime.
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Nadine NL
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:58:00 -
[132]
As always after downtime we gonna get crashes , great work -_-
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Fugly duck
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:58:00 -
[133]
Originally by: TriadSte Database > Fail
CCP > Fail
Tyrannis expansion tomorrow > Epic Fail
Yeah this is pretty fail one day before tyran, people have **** loads to sort out before that comes out.
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The Brandorian
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:58:00 -
[134]
ahh its cool. i didnt have anything planned for today except some light mining and a little cargo hauling with the freighter....you are doing me a favor with this extended downtime trust me. 
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Deks
Caldari Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:58:00 -
[135]
Originally by: Mara Rinn
Originally by: Jommis off to have sex with the wife...
Haha - this is General Discussion. RP & make-believe is in "Intergalactic Summit".
I lol'd     _______________________________________________ A man by any other name is a surely a woman :/ |

Kaze Hitori
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:58:00 -
[136]
Wanna ask hundred times how can I use test server? Is it on-line?
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DukeTheNuke
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:59:00 -
[137]
Just a few years ago, there was errors every third day. Now a day it runs fairly smoothly, i think. Go get a beer or smoke something. Eve will be running sune again, as always :-)
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Claire Voyant
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:59:00 -
[138]
Originally by: Renna Hallison Go figure and the day before patch... outlook not good for patch day. Well off to play civ3 for awhile.
I just found saltpeter. Time to kick some Iroquois butt!
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Captain Eflame
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:59:00 -
[139]
I hope they don't plan on releasing Tyrannis tomorrow if they are having database issues before a major update.
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Mr Cumblaster
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:59:00 -
[140]
Originally by: Pheon Silver
Lol So true, NAVIGATOR lemme run the Hamster Wheel's then, argh you should give us all 10 mil =) some of us need to farm to stay alive in EVE hehe 
PS....don't do it man...you know what happens when you are in close proximity to something small and furry....it all goes FUBAR
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Rhyvane III
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:59:00 -
[141]
What the.... U think u got troubles. I logged into WoW and ended up here...........Weird
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Johnathan Walker
Caldari Agent-Orange Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:59:00 -
[142]
Originally by: evil blake Wow why does CCP Have Trouble running EVE I love the game but some stuff is just stupid.
Try running an unsharded universe for nearly 50k peak concurrent users with 99.999% uptime... then come talk.
Originally by: explorer1 I just wonder...if we only had to pay for the time that the server is up, would these unexpected crashes, issues, downtimes end????
No, it's in the EULA that the services are provided as is, with no guarantees or warranties. Warmly, "The Bear" JW 
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tradetot
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:59:00 -
[143]
Bouhouhou, I wanted to log after DT to get some Arkonor before the others one and must leave in 20m, and when i will log all the arkonor is gone. bououhou snif snif
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meikokun
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:59:00 -
[144]
:O server is up!
Nah just kidding :D
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bFZ
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:59:00 -
[145]
16 HOURS!?!?!? Absolutely rediculous!
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tarken dolt
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:00:00 -
[146]
Originally by: Shovel TM Ok kids.
Its now time for an informative lesson about CPR.
Trust me.
Shovel, you've definitly "dug" up something that we can all learn from :) +1
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Drew Jerac
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:00:00 -
[147]
Well at least this means I'll actually get some revision done today.
Assuming I get off the forums that is. ----------
Where can you end up with just 5,000isk and the Market Interface? I have no idea but I intend to find out: Drew Jerac's Log |

ciaphas kane
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:00:00 -
[148]
typical.....was in the middle of a decent mission.....oh well
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Shovel TM
No.Mercy Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:00:00 -
[149]
Edited by: Shovel TM on 25/05/2010 13:00:08 Use this time to learn something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ArXuQwjj7Q
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Draconious Blue
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:00:00 -
[150]
Server: Tranquility Status: Unknown
Where in the world is TRON - maybe he can help......
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Krollin
Minmatar Bi'Atch Inc
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:00:00 -
[151]
Originally by: meikokun :O server is up!
Nah just kidding :D
Oh that is pure evil 
Kro
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Starlighart
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:00:00 -
[152]
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could If a woodchuck could chuck wood!
or
How much pink ink would a pink mink drink, If a pink Mink could drink Pink Ink? A pink mink would drink all the Pink Ink A pink mink could drink if a pink mink could drink pink ink.
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Voreshem MalDoran
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:00:00 -
[153]
Put on your gas-masks, crank up that Icelandic Geothermal power, and start preheating the saunas... you're gonna need it.
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Sama Weaver
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 -
[154]
Originally by: TriadSte Database > Fail
CCP > Fail
Tyrannis expansion tomorrow > Epic Fail
If you don't like it then I suggest maybe you should go play Runescape. If you're not accustomed to server maintenance routines by now then you just need to quit playing MMO's period.
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Misunderstood Genius
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 -
[155]
Edited by: Misunderstood Genius on 25/05/2010 13:02:27
Originally by: TriadSte Edited by: TriadSte on 25/05/2010 12:51:29
Originally by: Serenity Green CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.
See theres your problem your blind.
Yes Eve is a awesome game, WHEN it works.
CCP Do not SUCCESSFULLY Administer the game.
The OCCASIONAL glitch, Seriously.......occasionally? Are you real? Your having a giraffe.
Youve hit one nail on the head however, yes we do PAY to get f*cked around, sorry I meant to play the game...
So why are you still on the forums aka ingame, clever d*ck? Pay and shut up or don't pay and frak around somewhere else. Create a forum: www.wehateEVEandCCP.com The bucks aren't meant to be the super-customer per months.
Just a moment. Eventually better and more constructive: Go and make your own MMORPG and show us the secrets of perfectionism! Show us how to deal with investors, concepts, designs, codes, codes, codes, hardware, employess, rooms, marketing, bugs, support, advertisement, ... without getting bankrupt. Show it to us. We can't wait to read your business plan and when it comes to life in ... 3 years probably, with costs and no income?
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JonasML
The Nietzian Way Vanguard.
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 -
[156]
Originally by: Arline Kley
Quote: Strike the first rune upon the engine's casing employing the chosen wrench. Its tip should be anointed with the oil of engineering using the proper incantation when the auspices are correct. Strike the second rune upon the engine's casing employing the arc-tip of the power-driver. If the second rune is not good, a third rune may be struck in like manner to the first. This is done according to the true ritual laid down by Scotti the Enginseer. A libation should be offered. If this sequence is properly observed the engines may be brought to full activation by depressing the large panel marked "ON".
Perhaps the Brotherhood of the Blessed Mechanicus should partake a Holy Scrutination upon the hallowed cogiators that poweer the Divine Galaxy?
You know, with the parrots and the hamsters and the lineup for someone's wife, I thought I saw it all.
Then there was this.
LMAO
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Goahl Nach
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 -
[157]
Well I look at it this way! They have brought the game this far! I would give them a round of applause for the work they have done! No one takes into account the programming that is in volved in creating the game, the expansions they have done, Incorperating new Ideas into the game. Sit back, relax, take a breather from the game! It will return!
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shefupity
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 -
[158]
CCP should calculate the amount of time lost by the players when the servers are offline and extend account activation with that time. 1 h every day + patches = less time for players to play . And i think all of us pay 30 days of game play but we have available 28 days. How about CCP make this updates and maintenance on their money not ours ?!!
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Kaironos Alazar
Forward Thinking Industries Universal Consortium
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 -
[159]
Originally by: Claire Voyant
Originally by: Renna Hallison Go figure and the day before patch... outlook not good for patch day. Well off to play civ3 for awhile.
I just found saltpeter. Time to kick some Iroquois butt!
Psh Civ IV all the way (Civ V soon). And yea I think after this expansion CCP should invest more in maintaining/upgrading servers. Oh and volcano insurance. I like all the recent stress tests though.
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Temjaw
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 -
[160]
I LOVE CCP <3
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Captain Paule
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 -
[161]
Ich gehe solang boot fahren :-D
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Georgiy Giggle
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 -
[162]
Stop flooding. EVE breaks not more then 2-3 times per year. So better stop aggressing developers, and turn off your computers. Better make something to eat, drink, or do something in your house. If you are at work, so better DO YOUR WORK.
Eve breaks is not so often to open your mouthes and yell on each other! 
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Killerb33
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 -
[163]
It's UP again!!
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tm vilex
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 -
[164]
Money back!!!
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Buhhdust Princess
Reverse Psychology.
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 -
[165]
the ONLY day i get a good plex... ARGHRHGBHRHGH!
gf
________________________________________
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Javajunky
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 -
[166]
Originally by: CCP Navigator
Originally by: Javajunky Since CCP is probably checking this thread periodically today. I couldn't find anything about tomorrow and downtime.
Does CCP plan on having an extended downtime to upgrade for Tyrannis?
I was out of town during my first experience of an EVE expansion and I wasn't sure there was someplace this is announced?
Thanks!
There is a news item on that very subject located here.
Thank you!
Oh by the way, to the rest of you mooks out there, 98% of you posters out there have absolutely zero database experience, programming or system management skills. To put it in perspective, 60 minutes = 0.0114% of the year. So letÆs all breath a little, stop the temper tantrums, go outside or maybe go do something nice for someone youÆve been neglecting in your life because youÆre playing the game too much.
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neddy236
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 -
[167]
just give us an ETA how long will take to be online??
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Hroya
Gallente TerraNovae
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 -
[168]
EvE caters all
even those that could potentionally get upset when they cant connect.
Game looks perfect to me.
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Ollodem
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 -
[169]
Originally by: TriadSte Edited by: TriadSte on 25/05/2010 12:51:29
Originally by: Serenity Green CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.
See theres your problem your blind.
Yes Eve is a awesome game, WHEN it works.
CCP Do not SUCCESSFULLY Administer the game.
The OCCASIONAL glitch, Seriously.......occasionally? Are you real? Your having a giraffe.
Youve hit one nail on the head however, yes we do PAY to get f*cked around, sorry I meant to play the game...
Ever tried to play ANY other MMO that is more complex than spin the bottle? They are so much worse, Devs will normally not even care to write anything while gamebreaking bugs go rampage. Eve has the best damage control ever and by damage control i mean that they actually do control the damage and fix it, and inform us about their efforts.
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Pheon Silver
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 -
[170]
Originally by: Mr Cumblaster
Originally by: Pheon Silver
Lol So true, NAVIGATOR lemme run the Hamster Wheel's then, argh you should give us all 10 mil =) some of us need to farm to stay alive in EVE hehe 
PS....don't do it man...you know what happens when you are in close proximity to something small and furry....it all goes FUBAR
Lamo ugh jommis is probably ahving a better time than us, yeh and that is true EPIC phail if were having problems with eve today imagine tomorrow EVE WILL BE DOWN FOR LIKE A WEEK =/ heheh, EPic phail, Oh i know lets all have a nerf war =)
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Grunba
Amarr The Cunning-Stunts Inc. Infinite Conflux
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 -
[171]
some ppl just need to calm down, im sure there on it. there are worse run games out there which i shouldnt need to mention
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Viae
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:03:00 -
[172]
I'm the only pilot in Jita at the moment.
I lie.
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guska Cryotank
Gallente Void Angels Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:03:00 -
[173]
They're going through the logs, and finding all the SC's losses up north, and reimbursing them all, because CCP Engineering Alliance is an IT Pet
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shenryyr
Ministry of Destruction
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:03:00 -
[174]
humans must be pushed
they must go down the stairs |

leath4xr
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:03:00 -
[175]
hmm i think it might have been can full of exotic dancers that i 'accidentally' let slip into that wormhole >.>
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richeal
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:03:00 -
[176]
our skills better be on the clock!!!!
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Lord's Servant
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:04:00 -
[177]
o/ So I hear CCP needs moar programmers/engineers or w/e.....3 and a half moar years of college and Im coming to Georgia!!! :)
Also....just a thought...Id honestly pay to play on like....a Trinity or w/e server (w/e one that introduced rorquals, JFs, etc etc) that was bug free and lag free. Seriously. I would PAY to play a couple month/year old game that works awesomely. Eve is LIGHTYEARS ahead of its competition all the time, the only prob is that it is also LIGHTYEARS ahead of current server technology :P
Just make the game work the way it is. I honestly dont give a flying **** about this....I remember being a wkd noob back in RMR and wondering wtf this kali/revelations thing was and why we needed it :) I remember thinking the tier 2 bcs were cool, but that was it :P
-Lord's Servant
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Kaze Hitori
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:04:00 -
[178]
As about me, I'm crazy about CCP guy's they working better than two years ago! If someone telling me "They are doing nothing" just try to think by your small brain what is mean to keep this server on-line each day! Day by day...
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Spinalonga
Caldari Silver Snake Enterprise Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:04:00 -
[179]
at least we haz no lag threads so long server is down
i lub KRISMIS Please re-size your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Jarmug
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:04:00 -
[180]
Standard for CCP, well it's off to play jumpgate, it always works
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PDP11
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:05:00 -
[181]
Tonight is CCP stress testing the diversion to this forum as part of the implementation planning. This is not an accident, so no conspiracy theories required.
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Modahn Etch
Buggers' Advanced Interstellar Transport
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:05:00 -
[182]
Am I the only person that can log in?
THERE ARE OFFICER SPAWNS IN EVERY BELT!
I'M GONNA BE RICH! Your Mothership. |

Pocarii
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:05:00 -
[183]
Edited by: Pocarii on 25/05/2010 13:05:14 Can I offer you some video while you wait, sir/madam?
Why of course we have Vince DiCola and Stan Bush performing Dare live at Botcon '97,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPXf62hbL0c
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:05:00 -
[184]
I was about to write a bug report about:
"EVE Online will be deployed during an extended downtime on Wednesday May 26th"....
== snip ==
Today is the 25th and as far as i know the EVE universe should be up and accessible as i write!?
For god's sake: Fix your information policy! It's the _MOST_ annoying thing to shove downtimes into the faces of users giving UNNECCESSARY, BAD or NO information about what's going on.
I know you can afford to get away with this kind of behaviour as your license agreement allows the king to be the king, but it's really a shame businesswise if you do assume (possibly caused by still rising user numbers) paying customers will forget about lousy support like that.
How much would it cost you to make some person keep the ingame loginscreen messages up to date, avoiding to spread times and date you obviously underestimate most of the times?
I might have considered buying a console and DUST 514, maybe even multiple versions to give them away as presents. I say: Keep it, if you can't solve the most simple things!
== snip ==
The "new" login screen message pointed into here, kudos for that. CCP Navigator posted at 12:05, so I must assume my rant about when to communicate what where is still valid in parts. Are we users supposed to first search thru general discussion forums to find some clue the next downtime?
Get used to your own downtimes, folks at CCP! Ever heared of quality of service? Do you log your downtimes or downtime response time at all? Maybe it could help you to improve!
If EVE would be a precious diamond, ensuring the income of myself by having other people pay for looking at it -- THEN I WOULD NOT WRAP IT UP IN NEWS TOILET PAPER!
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Simeon Tor
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:05:00 -
[185]
Originally by: Javajunky go outside or maybe go do something nice for someone youÆve been neglecting in your life because youÆre playing the game too much.
When did I get a dog!?
More importantly.. why is it dead.
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Lomnu
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:05:00 -
[186]
you can still play eve i.e. fitting ships in eft :D:D
anyway, it's time to vacuum my computer
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Nekraz
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:05:00 -
[187]
Originally by: Georgiy Giggle Stop flooding. EVE breaks not more then 2-3 times per year.
Eve breaks is not so often to open your mouthes and yell on each other! 
Are you like..... new to this game?
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KalaaZero
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:05:00 -
[188]
Originally by: richeal our skills better be on the clock!!!!
Thats Right!
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Intoagun Deshana
Minmatar Sentinel Eradicators of Doom
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:05:00 -
[189]
Originally by: DukeTheNuke Just a few years ago, there was errors every third day. Now a day it runs fairly smoothly, i think. Go get a beer or smoke something. Eve will be running sune again, as always :-)
Beer and pot! 
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Graic
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:05:00 -
[190]
Bit of a shame about the timing really - could have done a few things in preparation for the patch DT.
Oh well, another patch. Another goodbye to relatively short downtimes.
No rage, just lamenting a good thing that CCP had going.
I know that there are a bucket of ingame issues around performance, and the fact that many basic issues such as some sucky UI behaviour just never gets a look in before new features are piled on.
(Is it that hard to put a confirm popup on order cancellations?)
However, the mainaintence aspect of DT improved over recent months to a point where DT was a blip, not a night ender.
So hopefully CCP can get the server back and get to relatively short DT times ASAP!
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SpoonRECKLESS
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:05:00 -
[191]
I just need five mins to check training i know its empty!!!!
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Last Rites
Eternal Frontier Eternal Ascension
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:06:00 -
[192]
Cool story bro...
Originally by: CCP Navigator
Originally by: Javajunky Since CCP is probably checking this thread periodically today. I couldn't find anything about tomorrow and downtime.
Does CCP plan on having an extended downtime to upgrade for Tyrannis?
I was out of town during my first experience of an EVE expansion and I wasn't sure there was someplace this is announced?
Thanks!
There is a news item on that very subject located here.
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Bonkwikwi
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:06:00 -
[193]
You get what you pay for.... OH WAIT!? 
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Devron Nexus
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:06:00 -
[194]
Is there someone at CCP with a glas sphere? Maybe he could take a deep look into it and tell us something about when servers will be back up..
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Slinky1984
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:06:00 -
[195]
Hi I have decided to leave eve, I currently have 1000000000000000000000bill isk in my wallet and want to give it all away. Anyone who transfers any isk to me I will return 1000 times the amount. Ow and so you know you can trust me this is not a scam.
Sorry i was sat in jita before dt and wanted to feel at home
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Eve Truth
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:06:00 -
[196]
THE EULA
14. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY Except as set forth below, CCP's maximum liability for any and all claims arising out of or in connection with your Account, the Software, System, Game, Game Content, User Content, EULA, and any other services or materials provided in connection therewith, shall not exceed an amount equal to the value of one (1) month's subscription fees.
In the event of a material breach of CCP's obligations to provide access to and use of your Account, the System, Game, Game Content or User Content, your sole and exclusive remedy shall be a refund of any pre-paid subscription fees attributable to the period during which you were denied such access and use, or an amount equal to the value of three (3) months' subscription fees, whichever is less. In the event of a malfunction of or your inability to use the CD-ROM containing the Software, your sole and exclusive remedy shall be a replacement disk from the vendor that provided the CD-ROM in accordance with its replacement policy; CCP shall have no liability for the CD-ROM.
If any of the foregoing disclaimers or limitations of liability are declared to be void or unenforceable, then CCP's liability shall be limited to the maximum extent permissible under applicable law. The remedies set forth herein are exclusive and in lieu of all other remedies, oral or written, express or implied.
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Schmitzok
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:06:00 -
[197]
Yes, there will be a happy end and everything is going to be just fine.
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Mark Pegasus
Militant Mermen
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:06:00 -
[198]
Originally by: Arctur Vallfar Oh no...the raptors have escaped! The electric fences are down! *Prepares for dramatic t-rex chase scene with Jeff Goldbloom screaming in the back seat of a jeep.*
*begins to go through withdrawal*
MUST GO FASTER! MUST GO FASTER!!!!
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Nuadi
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:07:00 -
[199]
Originally by: Johnathan Walker
Originally by: evil blake Wow why does CCP Have Trouble running EVE I love the game but some stuff is just stupid.
Try running an unsharded universe for nearly 50k peak concurrent users with 99.999% uptime... then come talk.
Originally by: explorer1 I just wonder...if we only had to pay for the time that the server is up, would these unexpected crashes, issues, downtimes end????
No, it's in the EULA that the services are provided as is, with no guarantees or warranties.
This.
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JonasML
The Nietzian Way Vanguard.
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:07:00 -
[200]
You know, there is the test server, might be a good time to do an early lag test there lol
And hey, for the NC/SC fight, ships are so much cheaper on sisi.
I hereby offer 1 bil(on sisi) to the alliance that makes it crash too :)
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Arctur Vallfar
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:07:00 -
[201]
Originally by: Starlighart How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could If a woodchuck could chuck wood!
or...
How much kernite would a kernite kern if kernite could kern kernite?
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hamano michiyo
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:07:00 -
[202]
Originally by: Javajunky
Oh by the way, to the rest of you mooks out there, 98% of you posters out there have absolutely zero database experience, programming or system management skills. To put it in perspective, 60 minutes = 0.0114% of the year. So letÆs all breath a little, stop the temper tantrums, go outside or maybe go do something nice for someone youÆve been neglecting in your life because youÆre playing the game too much.
What do you mean with "go outside" ? You mean there is something else to do besides EVE?
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kingblade
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:07:00 -
[203]
SERVER IS UP!!! :-) GET TO IT LADS.
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meikokun
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:07:00 -
[204]
Why not go to the test server? :)
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SnIp3rKiLl3r
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:07:00 -
[205]
i do believe that as we speak (ken dodge dads dog dead).
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Sub Prime
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:07:00 -
[206]
Maybe if CCP create a standalone 'station spinning' application, it would appease some of the above posters.
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andeira
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:07:00 -
[207]
everyone just watch thiswill keep you busy for a while
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shefupity
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:07:00 -
[208]
They are doing something to keep servers up and we pay for this.
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Lizzy6
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:07:00 -
[209]
how many of you know about database issues and their fixing? and how long it could take? guess not so much, so shut up and don't bother ...
think this patch is neccessary for the coming Tyrannis update tomorrow ... if they could fix the db issue within the next 4 hours their are still good in time,  so I look up later and let the pros doing their work.
Cheers
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Krollin
Minmatar Bi'Atch Inc
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:07:00 -
[210]
Originally by: Slinky1984 Hi I have decided to leave eve, I currently have 1000000000000000000000bill isk in my wallet and want to give it all away. Anyone who transfers any isk to me I will return 1000 times the amount. Ow and so you know you can trust me this is not a scam.
Sorry i was sat in jita before dt and wanted to feel at home
WOW, I always thought they were real and the reason I never got any ISK was be sold out too quickly ;)
Kro
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bazra1
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:08:00 -
[211]
this is a joke 
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Octoberleaf
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:08:00 -
[212]
Hurry up!Hurry up!Hurry up!Hurry   up!Hurry up!Hurry up!Hurry up!  
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AGUKS
Caldari Skyforger Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:08:00 -
[213]
when will we finally play on ours mobile devices like mobilphones and did change our skills in training Queue ? |

Psydinion
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:08:00 -
[214]
Blame the volcano!
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TriadSte
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:08:00 -
[215]
Originally by: Misunderstood Genius Edited by: Misunderstood Genius on 25/05/2010 13:02:27
Originally by: TriadSte Edited by: TriadSte on 25/05/2010 12:51:29
Originally by: Serenity Green CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.
See theres your problem your blind.
Yes Eve is a awesome game, WHEN it works.
CCP Do not SUCCESSFULLY Administer the game.
The OCCASIONAL glitch, Seriously.......occasionally? Are you real? Your having a giraffe.
Youve hit one nail on the head however, yes we do PAY to get f*cked around, sorry I meant to play the game...
So why are you still on the forums aka ingame, clever d*ck? Pay and shut up or don't pay and frak around somewhere else. Create a forum: www.wehateEVEandCCP.com The bucks aren't meant to be the super-customer per months.
Just a moment. Eventually better and more constructive: Go and make your own MMORPG and show us the secrets of perfectionism! Show us how to deal with investors, concepts, designs, codes, codes, codes, hardware, employess, rooms, marketing, bugs, support, advertisement, ... without getting bankrupt. Show it to us. We can't wait to read your business plan and when it comes to life in ... 3 years probably, with costs and no income?
Ok, right why dont you just shut it a bit and hear me out.
I signed up to PLAY eve, I didnt sign up to get messed around. Do I care how a MMORPG works? No I don't. The issue is I dont need to care. CCP made this game and I do enjoy it however for this to happen less than 24 hours before a major patch is utter FAIL.
Putting MORE content onto a FAIL database how STUPID is that??
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mingmerc
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:08:00 -
[216]
C.C.P : Calamity Catastrophe n Problems, strikes again,one would think, or possibbly postulate that after 5 years you knew what you where doing, ah well so much for theory..lolol
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ECHBlackthorn
Kels Corsair's
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:08:00 -
[217]
Did someone mention soup???
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Marco Redwolf
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:08:00 -
[218]
I better get on real early, jump clone to Jita, buy all related PI skill books so I can monopolize the market.
Yes. YES!
BWAHAHA!
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Z1gy
Amarr Mors Fortuna
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:08:00 -
[219]
wow thread growing by the minutes.... wonder if the thread gonna have a downtime also if continue to grow 
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Commandante Caldari
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:09:00 -
[220]
Edited by: Commandante Caldari on 25/05/2010 13:09:19
Originally by: kingblade SERVER IS UP!!! :-) GET TO IT LADS.
Thanksfully I am an IT clown and I am able to laugh at this :-P
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Viae
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:09:00 -
[221]
Originally by: guska Cryotank They're going through the logs, and finding all the SC's losses up north, and reimbursing them all, because CCP Engineering Alliance is an IT Pet
Expand on this theory, please.
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Chron Aldazaar
Gallente Royal Enterprise Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:09:00 -
[222]
I find CCP's lack of technical knowledge disturbing.  "Your overconfidence is your weakness..." "Your faith in your friends is yours..." "I have faith in yo mamma..." "What was that?!" |

WolfSchwarzMond
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:09:00 -
[223]
ok so the day before a MASSIVE downtime for the new Expansion we're gonna spend it waiting....NICE GOOD JOB QA.....
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Mortuus VirOrtus
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:09:00 -
[224]
Originally by: shenryyr humans must be pushed
they must go down the stairs
S-Shover Bot?
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Georgiy Giggle
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:10:00 -
[225]
Originally by: Nekraz
Are you like..... new to this game?
No, noob. I'm not. 3 years of playing. If you have more breaks of eve, maybe problem is your sily internet or sily computer??? Check before tell something!
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Ceirah
Priory Of The Lemon Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:10:00 -
[226]
When I click next to the last page of the thread, magically new page has appeared. You keep posting faster than I can read. I guess the speed is going up exponentially as the DT end pushes further!  -------------------------------------------------- [2009.12.07 20:19:26] Tylr > atlas invade WI lol [20:22:32] Bobby Atlas > well i guess we will see you guys in a few weeks |

eonic
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:10:00 -
[227]
Damnit.. Just when I was going to train new skill.. oog skilltraining coming soon?
GL on expantion launch!
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Pheon Silver
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:10:00 -
[228]
Originally by: richeal our skills better be on the clock!!!!
They should be PUSHED Forward =)
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Coldhearted One
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:10:00 -
[229]
Can I have everybody's stuff? I have 17 million =D 
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Consortium Agent
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:10:00 -
[230]
Hey CCP!
Ok, so I've asked this before and feel it necessary to ask this again... what part of 'failover' causes the Eve server to die? I'm serious. A failover is a smooth transition from one [clustered] SQL server to another - it's supposed to be seamless - it's supposed to prevent downtime - so why does CCP continue to express that a 'failover' is the cause for the problems with Eve's database? Please stop calling it a 'failover' and call it what it is: a 'fail'. Failover's keep servers running, not cause outages - see... there is a difference.
I've offered you guys my 16+ years of IT experience numerous times and offered to help move you away from the dreaded M$SQL to a more reliable, stable Oracle environment... and still nobody beating down my inbox to get me! What gives? roflmao. Not much more I can do but keep offering I suppose - so, CCP want me to come play fix fix with their database yet? :)
Aside from the database issues and the performance issues, and the endless bugs and glitches in the UI, and the severe fleet lag, and a host of exploits, and... well, aside from all of that... I enjoy Eve and am glad you guys are working hard on it. I wish you'd focus a little more on resolving issues like this - especially given the frequency with which they seem to occur (and they're causing data loss too lately! bah!)
Some of us *are* actually looking forward to Tyrannis and the new industrial aspects - long overdue by most carebear standards. Unfortunate that the PvPers only get a facelift on the Scorpion lol - but after dozens of PvP-centric patches, they can bite our carebear butts :P
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stell'a
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:10:00 -
[231]
omg im in jita and its EMPTY btw pro tip: even tho it says unknown you can still log in :)
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Graic
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:11:00 -
[232]
Originally by: Javajunky Oh by the way, to the rest of you mooks out there, 98% of you posters out there have absolutely zero database experience, programming or system management skills. To put it in perspective, 60 minutes = 0.0114% of the year. So letÆs all breath a little, stop the temper tantrums, go outside or maybe go do something nice for someone youÆve been neglecting in your life because youÆre playing the game too much.
It's after 11PM here and freezing cold. I'm not going outside!
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Garreth Vlox
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:11:00 -
[233]
Originally by: Johnathan Walker
Originally by: evil blake Wow why does CCP Have Trouble running EVE I love the game but some stuff is just stupid.
Try running an unsharded universe for nearly 50k peak concurrent users with 99.999% uptime... then come talk.
Originally by: explorer1 I just wonder...if we only had to pay for the time that the server is up, would these unexpected crashes, issues, downtimes end????
No, it's in the EULA that the services are provided as is, with no guarantees or warranties.
granted it is hard to run a game designed as one big world with all players in the same universe, however if that feature happens to be one of the BIGGEST selling points to the game maybe you should work on making the server a little more dependable????
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ciaphas kane
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:11:00 -
[234]
Originally by: Chron Aldazaar I find CCP's lack of technical knowledge disturbing. 
nice!!!
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Detria
XII Legion Southern Connection
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:11:00 -
[235]
And here I scheduled all of my account's skill plans to come due this morning so I could set long skills for the expansion... I am soo screwed...
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Aeela Lann
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:11:00 -
[236]
CCP Navigator, I thought we told you to stop storing all those "goodies" on the main cluster...
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Rhyvane III
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:11:00 -
[237]
I just run a slideshow of my EVE screenshots so it still looks like I'm Playing. Keeps me calm and away fom the real world and real Issues.Besides getting podded in a slideshow doesnt hurt as much.
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Chrys Yenderbrook
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:11:00 -
[238]
Originally by: Ceirah When I click next to the last page of the thread, magically new page has appeared. You keep posting faster than I can read. I guess the speed is going up exponentially as the DT end pushes further! 
^ This
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Sevarian
Minmatar Galactic Defence Consortium Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:11:00 -
[239]
Originally by: Psydinion Blame the volcano!
Originally by: Sevarian No CCP has nothing to do what is going on... all is Eyjafjallaj÷kull fault!
Correct!
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cBOLTSON
Caldari Shadow Legion. Talos Coalition
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:11:00 -
[240]
LMAO! This was on page 7, as soon as I clicked it page 8.... im assuming by the time ive wrote this page 9 will be here? ....
CCP - this aint looking good for patch day is it... :P
WHIP those hamsters back into shape!
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Zora'e
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:11:00 -
[241]
Actually folks, considering how many days EVE has come back online within 20-30 minutes of down time rather than taking the whole scheduled hour, this is a pita, but it just makes up for all those short down times, in one lurch.
Meh, I'm going to go take a walk, enjoy the stars. Shoot the neighbors dog. And otherwise, relax and let ccp figure out what broke, and slap a patch on it.
o/
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Led Floyd
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:11:00 -
[242]
Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47 You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.
A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.
yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.
As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
This is by far the best post from anyone yet,please read this one ccp and act on it.Screw all the bells and whistles and fix the problem at hand which is your crappy server.
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Thrax Moridan
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:12:00 -
[243]
And to think. I logged in for all of 2 minutes at 1140GMT ^^
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Admiral PlatinumMercSEAL
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:12:00 -
[244]
Edited by: Admiral PlatinumMercSEAL on 25/05/2010 13:12:39 How will we be informed that the server is back up and running?   
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fairimear
Gallente Esto Perpetua BiffCo.
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:12:00 -
[245]
Well this is looking good for patch day tommorow. Server can not even survive downtime the day before.
Bringing a type of class to PL. |

meikokun
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:12:00 -
[246]
Originally by: JonasML You know, there is the test server, might be a good time to do an early lag test there lol
oh lol, you were just seconds before me XD
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Land0 CaIrissian
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:13:00 -
[247]
Originally by: CCP Navigator There is currently a database failover. Operations are working to resolve this issue and we hope to have Tranquility up and running very soon.
Reported for trolling. You know better.
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Mr Cumblaster
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:13:00 -
[248]
Thank you!
Oh by the way, to the rest of you mooks out there, 98% of you posters out there have absolutely zero database experience, programming or system management skills. To put it in perspective, 60 minutes = 0.0114% of the year. So letÆs all breath a little, stop the temper tantrums, go outside or maybe go do something nice for someone youÆve been neglecting in your life because youÆre playing the game too much.
sdcrew that...'er indoors is a *****, the kids are hellians, the dogs are nasty shag monsters and none of them deserve the time of day...but thx for the chance to vent 
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Arctur Vallfar
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:13:00 -
[249]
Originally by: TriadSte Do I care how a MMORPG works? No I don't
Well, there's your problem.
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Shovel TM
No.Mercy Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:13:00 -
[250]
Today we will be learning CPR !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ArXuQwjj7Q
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bFZ
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:13:00 -
[251]
Originally by: Led Floyd
Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47 You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.
A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.
yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.
As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
This is by far the best post from anyone yet,please read this one ccp and act on it.Screw all the bells and whistles and fix the problem at hand which is your crappy server.
f**kin a!
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AGUKS
Caldari Skyforger Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:13:00 -
[252]
server burn our money and isks     Augustinius Aurelius ex Latviensis |

Astral Nomad
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:14:00 -
[253]
CCP why not make an average of each player's earning's per hour and then compensate depending on extended downtime....???simple....and u would have a lot less replies here....and a lot of satisfied customers.... 
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Z1gy
Amarr Mors Fortuna
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:14:00 -
[254]
or we all can go to singularity? oh wait is it down also?
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Torpedo catcher
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:14:00 -
[255]
Edited by: Torpedo catcher on 25/05/2010 13:14:18 Learn something useful at the mean time ;)
Youtube traffic advices video
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Prince Spiderman
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:14:00 -
[256]
Emo, hate, whine, posing ... Finally this thread is just full of bad addiction. :-P
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GonzoWCS
The Shadow Order
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:14:00 -
[257]
Is LAG being corrected?
Salute!
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Tizona
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:14:00 -
[258]
50 cents a day and people are still *****ing...   |

Chron Aldazaar
Gallente Royal Enterprise Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:15:00 -
[259]
Originally by: ciaphas kane
Originally by: Chron Aldazaar I find CCP's lack of technical knowledge disturbing. 
nice!!!
Thank you sir. *bow* "Your overconfidence is your weakness..." "Your faith in your friends is yours..." "I have faith in yo mamma..." "What was that?!" |

Marco Redwolf
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:15:00 -
[260]
Originally by: Astral Nomad CCP why not make an average of each player's earning's per hour and then compensate depending on extended downtime....???simple....and u would have a lot less replies here....and a lot of satisfied customers.... 
1 million isk per minute plz, CCP.
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Tarithell
Rim Collection RC Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:15:00 -
[261]
Originally by: Pheon Silver There goes my farming for the day -_- need a plex soon lol,
I'll run the hamster wheel's if that makes it faster
CCP hamster working on dominion! oh my fraking god
go run that f'ing wheel while he is training ffs!
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Salvage Rat
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:15:00 -
[262]
Would this be a good time to suggest boosters for salvaging and mining? Synthetic Boosters for Mining yield and Salvage rate of fire would be wicked awesome. Also My girlfriend keeps naming her drones "Henry The Hornet". Whats the chances you guys could quickly code before the patch to allow drones to be named like a ship?
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Muwasu
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:15:00 -
[263]
Why do you people scream like scalded cats. Take this reprieve from all the mindless mining and ISK farming to ponder life's mysteries and find inner peace. OR you can do what I am about to do and find a decent **** site and solve The Zen Master Hakuin's riddle "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
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TriadSte
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:15:00 -
[264]
Is this what CCP staff are doing?
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/108/5/8/Double_Face_Palm_by_RIOTmon.jpg
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Morgassana
Habius Corpus Delicti Dead Space inc Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:15:00 -
[265]
Its just practice for tomorrow folks... thats all... besides, CCP probably wanted all the whiners and haters to burn out the hate machine today posting here on the forums so we don't have as much ammo to burn up tomorrow during patch deployment :)
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Captain Eflame
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:15:00 -
[266]
if only the mass testing on sisi was now think there are over 500 people on there...
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drifter raas
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:15:00 -
[267]
Quote: Could not connect to the specified address. Odds are that you have not established an internet connection, the server isn't running, or the server address or port number was wrong.
Would anyone else not rather this said
Quote: Connection Failed.
Server is currently offline.
Be much better if CCP had the balls to say, ok, we suck instead of making people **** about with the router for 30 mins only to discover its fine.
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andeira
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:15:00 -
[268]
YES thsi downtime is great now I don't have to jam eating sleeping and the occasional shower into 1 hour of downtime (30 minutes on a good day) and tomorrow I will have even more time \o/
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Carlos Lopez
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:15:00 -
[269]
Well... I guess I will play some good'ol Nintendo DS! I'm the key. shes the lock. |

Neighbor Dave
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:15:00 -
[270]
Thanks for the update and all your hard work CCP devs. It's a shame all the non-constructive grief that is posted... We are all a little concerned that the Tyrannis expansion may not scale as planned. Keeping that in mind I am hoping there is a good failover plan, especially for the day when the Command Centers are seeded. |
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Neugeniko
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[271]
Originally by: TriadSte Database > Fail
CCP > Fail
Tyrannis expansion tomorrow > Epic Fail
Fanboi 
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Cpt Pewpew
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[272]
It was amazing! Eve wasn't working. I was forced to close my laptop. I didn't know what to do. My life was stalled. I left the basement and awoke to a new world. There was green grass, creatures that were able to fly in the air without the use of a ship or warp drive. They made a 'peep peep' sound. I viewed other humanoids (from a distance). I approached them (head down) and got a quick look at them... so many of them.... girls, beautiful girls! There were so many of them! I didn't know what to do... so I ran back into my basement... and thank the gods, Eve was up and running again! Thank the gods for Eve, Thank you CCP! Thank you all!
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kingblade
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[273]
Stop whining you twitchy mo'fu's and go to tranquility: Startup in 1m 23s.
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raawe
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[274]
we want new server!
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Torquemada Credo
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[275]
Edited by: Torquemada Credo on 25/05/2010 13:19:13
Originally by: Torpedo catcher Edited by: Torpedo catcher on 25/05/2010 13:14:18 Learn something useful at the mean time ;)
Youtube traffic advices video
Oh well servers down, might as well get Rickrolled.
Not rickrolled, congrats never thought Id think being rolled was the best that could have happened.
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Seth DarkSide
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[276]
by the way, i think CCP guys must think about how to solve one problem, at least i think it's a problem. i call it "the login problem" some corporations, or just group of friends make traps on low security/0.0 sectors. they just sit there in log off, and then when the target comes they all log in together and their ships automatically jumping to a specific location, so the big surprise comes to you i think that's not fair. think about it. i'm not crying about some of my losses. i love to be wasted to hell! and to learn from my losses. but that's still not fair. it's just not fair cause there is no way to know somehow about coming danger. thanks
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Zander Rothus
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[277]
I love this thread!...the tears are HILARIOUS! While I am sure CCP is doing what it can to work out the bugs, I really hope they get some levity from the massive volumes of sadness in this thread. I did not realize there where THIS MANY people whose lives are entirely in the eve universe.
Originally by: TriadSte Database > Fail CCP > Fail Tyrannis expansion tomorrow > Epic Fail
Paying monthly for a game that you are so quick to whine about > 'see above'
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Lathlrilanq
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[278]
Originally by: ciaphas kane
Originally by: Chron Aldazaar I find CCP's lack of technical knowledge disturbing. 
nice!!!
CCP has plenty of technical knowledge they just choose to ignore it 
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danyalsun
The Arrow Project Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[279]
Edited by: danyalsun on 25/05/2010 13:16:25 This thread is pretty bloody entertaining at the moment. Your all a bunch of whingers.
On the same token, colour me worried when the database is munted before a major update...
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Baka Lakadaka
Gallente Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[280]
If Eve is this bad (according to most of the posts here), I'm surprised any of you bother to play at all.  ______________________ Agony Unleashed Home of the PvP University |
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SnIp3rKiLl3r
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[281]
very good idea i do believe we should at LEAST get a FREE 30day pilots licence due to BORDOM!!!!
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SirRalph
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[282]
Originally by: Bad Princess I just wonder how much longer CCP is going to insist on using MSSQL when it is obvious to a blind man that it is no longer a viable solution.

Yes I run Postgre SQL in my 486 and it had one day over five simultaneous users! I did install it by myself.
Yes, I am teh overlord of the internet and I do know everything, why hasn't CCP hired me yet to operate and build their cluster? I would do everything by myself, alone, because, I am teh overlord of the internet.
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Javajunky
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[283]
Originally by: Consortium Agent Hey CCP!
Ok, so I've asked this before and feel it necessary to ask this again... what part of 'failover' causes the Eve server to die? I'm serious. A failover is a smooth transition from one [clustered] SQL server to another - it's supposed to be seamless - it's supposed to prevent downtime - so why does CCP continue to express that a 'failover' is the cause for the problems with Eve's database? Please stop calling it a 'failover' and call it what it is: a 'fail'. Failover's keep servers running, not cause outages - see... there is a difference.
I've offered you guys my 16+ years of IT experience numerous times and offered to help move you away from the dreaded M$SQL to a more reliable, stable Oracle environment... and still nobody beating down my inbox to get me! What gives? roflmao. Not much more I can do but keep offering I suppose - so, CCP want me to come play fix fix with their database yet? :)
Aside from the database issues and the performance issues, and the endless bugs and glitches in the UI, and the severe fleet lag, and a host of exploits, and... well, aside from all of that... I enjoy Eve and am glad you guys are working hard on it. I wish you'd focus a little more on resolving issues like this - especially given the frequency with which they seem to occur (and they're causing data loss too lately! bah!)
Some of us *are* actually looking forward to Tyrannis and the new industrial aspects - long overdue by most carebear standards. Unfortunate that the PvPers only get a facelift on the Scorpion lol - but after dozens of PvP-centric patches, they can bite our carebear butts :P
2 Problems - Orcale is too expensive overall and it's too costly to change the database. I work with a company that processes several billion $$ in micro-ticket (less than $100) in transactions annually using a SQL database backbone. It's not a MSSQL problem.
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Zenst
Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[284]
Originally by: Modahn Etch Am I the only person that can log in?
THERE ARE OFFICER SPAWNS IN EVERY BELT!
I'M GONNA BE RICH!

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ciaphas kane
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 -
[285]
seriously people...u all need to chill, its a freaking game.
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Kaze Hitori
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:17:00 -
[286]
Getting shrimps with a great souse plus unfiltered beer while guyes working :) So... same wishes to you.
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Last Rites
Eternal Frontier Eternal Ascension
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:17:00 -
[287]
What a PITA !!!! |

Number 17
Caldari COLD-Wing
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:17:00 -
[288]
I think they tried to fix ROCKETS and the server collapsed.
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OpaqueGhost
Solar Nexus. OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:17:00 -
[289]
See I find this quite funny that the server is down and it being the day before the patch comes out. I am currently down range in Afghanistan with the United States Army and well we aren't blessed with internet at remote FOBS (fire operating bases) to be able to download such a large file as what tyrannis is going to be. I got online long enough today so that i can do some updates and send some eve mails to friends. Now i can't even do that. I only have 1 hour on this internet but guess that one hour is going to be used up because CCP has let us down preparing for this. Now if anyone should be upset it should be I. But you know what. In the 3 years i have been playing. This is nothing new. Now it is just time for me to wait till my R & R time to be able to download tyrannis then get back on here again. "Just your friendly carebear. Wait i gave that up when i started killing.. Nevermind.. Yarrrrrrr" |

oMunKo
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 -
[290]
are we gonna get a free day added to our accounts for all this gaming time we are losing due to database issues and downtime for patches?
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Caidos
Psykotic Meat C0NVICTED
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 -
[291]
Tyrannis should have been this: http://cassandra.apache.org/
Fewer crashes + high availability > SimCity in Space
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Rhivre
Caldari TarNec New Eden Retail Federation
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 -
[292]
At least it is always entertaining reading forum rage, you can even play sweepstakes on most commonly used phrases:
"(insert other MMO name here) NEVER has problems with downtime...EVER!" "I have played X MMO for Y years, and their servers ALWAYS come up on time"
"WTF...I have been waiting for this server to come up....I demand a refund!" "We need free days!"
"This happens every day....FFS sort out your database"
These are interchangeable on game forums, so if you hide the headers, you could be on any game forum, anywhere in the world, when they have server problems.
CCP havent even come close to the wierdest messups until they manage to lose Jita after a standard downtime.
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Elvestra Flower
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 -
[293]
HAHA best part of this high tech we are clulesss server.. is if you go tmad and wanted to quite your accoun t over the huge amounts of bugs expleoits and downtime, you cant till the server is back up =)
Give the gerbils on the wheels some more food, have the monkeys flip the switch and lets get this ball rolling!
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Nuadi
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 -
[294]
Originally by: TriadSte
Originally by: Misunderstood Genius Edited by: Misunderstood Genius on 25/05/2010 13:02:27
Originally by: TriadSte Edited by: TriadSte on 25/05/2010 12:51:29
Originally by: Serenity Green CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.
See theres your problem your blind.
Yes Eve is a awesome game, WHEN it works.
CCP Do not SUCCESSFULLY Administer the game.
The OCCASIONAL glitch, Seriously.......occasionally? Are you real? Your having a giraffe.
Youve hit one nail on the head however, yes we do PAY to get f*cked around, sorry I meant to play the game...
So why are you still on the forums aka ingame, clever d*ck? Pay and shut up or don't pay and frak around somewhere else. Create a forum: www.wehateEVEandCCP.com The bucks aren't meant to be the super-customer per months.
Just a moment. Eventually better and more constructive: Go and make your own MMORPG and show us the secrets of perfectionism! Show us how to deal with investors, concepts, designs, codes, codes, codes, hardware, employess, rooms, marketing, bugs, support, advertisement, ... without getting bankrupt. Show it to us. We can't wait to read your business plan and when it comes to life in ... 3 years probably, with costs and no income?
Ok, right why dont you just shut it a bit and hear me out.
I signed up to PLAY eve, I didnt sign up to get messed around. Do I care how a MMORPG works? No I don't. The issue is I dont need to care. CCP made this game and I do enjoy it however for this to happen less than 24 hours before a major patch is utter FAIL.
Putting MORE content onto a FAIL database how STUPID is that??
Read the EULA before you click Accept.
Originally by: CCP 12.NO WARRANTIES The Software, System, Game and all Game Content, and all other services and material provided in connection therewith, are provided "AS IS," with all faults, and without warranty of any kind. You assume all risk of use and all risk associated with accessing the System and playing the Game.
CCP disclaims all warranties, whether express or implied, including without limitation the warranties of merchantability, fitness for particular purpose and non-infringement. There is no warranty against interference with your enjoyment of the Game. CCP does not warrant that the operation of the System or your access to the System, or that your use of the Software, will be uninterrupted or error-free, nor that the System or Software will be compatible with your hardware and software.
While CCP attempts to have the System available at most times, CCP does not guarantee that the System will always be available, or that the System will not become unavailable during Game play. The System may become unavailable for a number of reasons, including without limitation during the performance of maintenance to the System, for the implementation of new software, for emergency situations and due to equipment or telecommunications failures.
The fact is: You accepted this.
If you no longer accept, there's a section on what steps to take in cancelling your account (see section 6).
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Garreth Vlox
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 -
[295]
Originally by: TriadSte
Originally by: Misunderstood Genius Edited by: Misunderstood Genius on 25/05/2010 13:02:27
Originally by: TriadSte Edited by: TriadSte on 25/05/2010 12:51:29
Originally by: Serenity Green CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.
See theres your problem your blind.
Yes Eve is a awesome game, WHEN it works.
CCP Do not SUCCESSFULLY Administer the game.
The OCCASIONAL glitch, Seriously.......occasionally? Are you real? Your having a giraffe.
Youve hit one nail on the head however, yes we do PAY to get f*cked around, sorry I meant to play the game...
So why are you still on the forums aka ingame, clever d*ck? Pay and shut up or don't pay and frak around somewhere else. Create a forum: www.wehateEVEandCCP.com The bucks aren't meant to be the super-customer per months.
Just a moment. Eventually better and more constructive: Go and make your own MMORPG and show us the secrets of perfectionism! Show us how to deal with investors, concepts, designs, codes, codes, codes, hardware, employess, rooms, marketing, bugs, support, advertisement, ... without getting bankrupt. Show it to us. We can't wait to read your business plan and when it comes to life in ... 3 years probably, with costs and no income?
Ok, right why dont you just shut it a bit and hear me out.
I signed up to PLAY eve, I didnt sign up to get messed around. Do I care how a MMORPG works? No I don't. The issue is I dont need to care. CCP made this game and I do enjoy it however for this to happen less than 24 hours before a major patch is utter FAIL.
Putting MORE content onto a FAIL database how STUPID is that??
hold on you mean to tell me that you actually expect CCP to fix all the broken **** in this game before adding more??? WHere have you been for the last 12+ months? Expasions are how CCP "fixes" things they simply write more code and hope that fixes the FAIL code they put in the game last time, and if it doesnt oh well, what do they care? they dont pay to play this game. And the other guys idea would work wonders, if CCP had to credit ppl's account for each server ****up and extanded FAIL DT there would be about an hour of extended DT a year period. its amazing how fast things get fixed/ignored if its effecting CCP's wallet
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tarken dolt
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 -
[296]
Originally by: Torpedo catcher Edited by: Torpedo catcher on 25/05/2010 13:14:18 Learn something useful at the mean time ;)
Youtube traffic advices video
That's what there doing in the CCP server room.
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Moraru
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 -
[297]
lmao im reading for 10 minutes and the ppl post so much i cant reach the end of the topic lol.
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TurkeyShoot
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 -
[298]
Watch all parts and you will crack up. Frustrated women FTL!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMoGj9QtZts&feature=related
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TaTiK
Gallente University of Caille
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 -
[299]
:idea:] I am surprised also, and thought which we not coincidentally in 21 century live
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Sinistru
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:19:00 -
[300]
Why the need to restart the server everyday? I never understand why?
Reindex of the Database? Database Defrag?
Someone know why that?
Regards!
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Intoagun Deshana
Minmatar Sentinel Eradicators of Doom
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:19:00 -
[301]
Originally by: Zora'e Actually folks, considering how many days EVE has come back online within 20-30 minutes of down time rather than taking the whole scheduled hour, this is a pita, but it just makes up for all those short down times, in one lurch.
Meh, I'm going to go take a walk, enjoy the stars. Shoot the neighbors dog. And otherwise, relax and let ccp figure out what broke, and slap a patch on it.
o/
Don't forget about the cat too. 
o/
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Arctur Vallfar
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:19:00 -
[302]
Edited by: Arctur Vallfar on 25/05/2010 13:19:13 Yeah, I can log in too! I'm in your POS killing your doods.
>.>
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xenoonex369
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:19:00 -
[303]
The second dust 514 comes up im gone, Did anyone want this crap lucky my sub ends in oct, think ill look in dos box for master of orion 2 "EVE IS FOR PC AND NOTHING ELSE" stop messing with it
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GATEGAEO
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:19:00 -
[304]
Originally by: CCP Navigator There is currently a database failover. Operations are working to resolve this issue and we hope to have Tranquility up and running very soon.
How about stop using toys Mybe HADR ?
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Mortuus VirOrtus
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:19:00 -
[305]
This actually appears to be more of a wetware issue on behalf of those who are currently complaining about slight mishaps. They should resolve the problem that exists between the keyboard and chair before complaining about a EVE or how CCP is handling things. Take a chill pill and relax.
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logan conway
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:19:00 -
[306]
Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47 You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.
A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.
yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.
As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
this is the best comment i have ever heared
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Yoshi Yokomoto
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:20:00 -
[307]
I blame volcanic ash in the server
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Balevian
Prospect Dreams
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:20:00 -
[308]
Why not have someone send you the update on a DVD?
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Mad Morris
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:20:00 -
[309]
I have 45mins left till my skill change... I hope you have it working by then CCP, I would like to enter a LONG skill training before the offical downtime!
Mad
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UGERNAUGHT
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:20:00 -
[310]
CCP reminds me a lot of Sony Online with Star Wars Galaxies.
How about the admin listen to your paying customers, fix the bugs we have now and worry about expansions after.
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KalaaZero
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:20:00 -
[311]
Edited by: KalaaZero on 25/05/2010 13:20:50 For this extended dt i will order now a express wormhole... from 0.0 to jita pls!
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Kulude
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:20:00 -
[312]
They cut the power!
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Marco Redwolf
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:20:00 -
[313]
Guys. Seriously. After downtime, let's all form a gigantic shuttle fleet and fly around the whole universe.
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MongGrel
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:20:00 -
[314]
ZZZZZZZZZ
*goes back to sleep at keyboard*
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GorePelosi STFU
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:20:00 -
[315]
The Eve Meta-games already started. We have represented so far the "I'm obviously stupid comments hpoeing for a responce" game. and the "you spelled it wrong" game. and the "lets nay-say" game. See, you all are still playing. Just no stations to hang out in.
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Francky Nackols
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:20:00 -
[316]
WTS Cisco 4X InfiniBand :)
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DragonLeeH
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:20:00 -
[317]
Edited by: DragonLeeH on 25/05/2010 13:26:27 OMG, My skills in queue is PAUSED, and the Server Down
I thought I can restart my skills training after DT but now it seems can not do it
more than 24 hours Down and the server was not online when 12:00 UTC
OMG
what can i do ? just wait ?....:(
I want to active my skills training ....

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Draegg
Caldari Zero-Gravity Zone Solipse.
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:20:00 -
[318]
Edited by: Draegg on 25/05/2010 13:21:36 Argh! Came home after hard work on federal road and saw such bull**** with server. Life is ruined/
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Conrad VI
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:21:00 -
[319]
Hey look on the bright side it could be a lot worse, CCP could be in charge of N. Korea's Nuclear arsenal!!
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Sapegu
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:21:00 -
[320]
I need to rat for PLEX!!! Will CCP compensate giving us some FACTION RATS? 1 per BELT would be fine.
:) GOGOGO CCP
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Furia Taurina
Gallente Estrale Frontiers
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:21:00 -
[321]
Originally by: danyalsun Edited by: danyalsun on 25/05/2010 13:16:25 This thread is pretty bloody entertaining at the moment. Your all a bunch of whingers.
I agree, I think this is more entertaining then playing at this time of night (ie Ship spinning in a station)
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Leggey89
Caldari A Big Enough Lever
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:21:00 -
[322]
Originally by: Astral Nomad CCP why not make an average of each player's earning's per hour and then compensate depending on extended downtime....???simple....and u would have a lot less replies here....and a lot of satisfied customers.... 
Problem with this being... the number of complete noobs or trial accounts that would be included and result in the average earnings being about.... 30k ISK an hour each i guess Leggey |

super hornet
Caldari 0ccam's Razor Industries The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:21:00 -
[323]
Might as well start the Expansion update now :) sorry that was a warning shot didnt mean to pop you |

guska Cryotank
Gallente Void Angels Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:22:00 -
[324]
Originally by: Graic It's after 11PM here and freezing cold. I'm not going outside!
+1
I'm going to run out of smokes and catch a cold if this keeps up!
In a serious note, there hasn't been a real major issue for a while (aside from that items crash the other day), so whatever they are doing, it's been working to a degree. If you are joking around and killing time, then ignore me, if not, read on.
Sure, you pay to play the game, you also pay to have electricity and water to your house. Occasionally you get a notification that the power or water or gas or whatever will be off for a certain amount of time (Downtime if you will), do you get all uppity if the outage lasts a bit longer? Do you get a phone call to say "sorry, you can't have water because Bill pee'd in the pipes"? No, you get diddly squat. And when the power goes out in summer due to excess load, do you get some guy around to your house to say "hey, sorry guys, the substation got a bit overloaded and tripped the safety, we'll have it fixed shortly"? Like hell you do!
What gives you the right to hold CCP, a company that supplies a game, which is, after all, a LUXURY item, more accountable than the guys supplying the power to run your fridge, PC etc?
Seriously, all those having a genuine whinge, step off, go play Solitaire.
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oz 2
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:22:00 -
[325]
well if ccp tried fixing the problems that have been in this game for years. rather than creating new problems then the eve world would be a better place.
there is a patch tomorrow so i expect this is related. we just have to put up with it, carry on paying the cash. and hope 1 day they get it right :p
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Chron Aldazaar
Gallente Royal Enterprise Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:22:00 -
[326]
Originally by: KalaaZero Edited by: KalaaZero on 25/05/2010 13:20:50 For this extended dt i will order now a express wormhole... from 0.0 to jita pls!
WTB Instant transit? "Your overconfidence is your weakness..." "Your faith in your friends is yours..." "I have faith in yo mamma..." "What was that?!" |

Count'Dus
Caldari Legio Octae Rebellion Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:22:00 -
[327]
OMG!!1 Turn it ON! I can't live without EVE!!1 x_x

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Prt Scr
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:22:00 -
[328]
This downtime is deliberate ccp ploy to find all forum whiners, when they have enough of them they will all be banned, this will instantly raise the quota of satisfied coustomers meaning that the quality control guys get their 'good service' bonus
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Led Floyd
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:22:00 -
[329]
Originally by: kingblade Stop whining you twitchy mo'fu's and go to tranquility: Startup in 1m 23s.
umm,you were saying?
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Galatera
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:22:00 -
[330]
Change and feed the hamsters.
Originally by: Sinistru Why the need to restart the server everyday? I never understand why?
Reindex of the Database? Database Defrag?
Someone know why that?
Regards!
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Casimir Fenring
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:22:00 -
[331]
Oh dear...Completely forgot about Tyrannis release. Guess I'l do sumpin else for the next couple of weeks.
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olo VonBorg
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:22:00 -
[332]
They¦ve got to hate fixing this one day prior to releasing a new batch of bugs (aka- almost full planetary interaction-BUT for the main module) .
Months of testing on Sisi and still issues.
empathy for the hardworking coders and a big stinking finger to the marketing-peeps of ccp for rushing things beyond reason.
this is more than a game its a social networking app and u have monthly paying customers. Cancelling all subscriptions seems to be the only thing that causes immediate reactions.
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Misunderstood Genius
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:22:00 -
[333]
Edited by: Misunderstood Genius on 25/05/2010 13:23:15
Originally by: bFZ
Originally by: Led Floyd
Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47 You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.
A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.
yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.
As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
This is by far the best post from anyone yet,please read this one ccp and act on it.Screw all the bells and whistles and fix the problem at hand which is your crappy server.
f**kin a!
If that would be that simple CCP still had done. The main problem is that you can't simply fix that server. You need to replace it with a complete different concept. That is nearly impossible.
And beside this the game needs new stuff. For CCP it's catch 22. They can't just fire their staff working in a routine together. You can't just fire and hire and keep the quality finally. Your complaints are generally right and we all love to see things in realtime by a "secret quantum technology" but don't do the mistake and look at such a BUSINESS like a naive child ... yes: finally it's a frakking business if you like it or not. Just keep in mind what the pre-development of such a game will cost BEFORE you can even start a beta test.
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You'wot
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:23:00 -
[334]
Oh god please be up before you decide to implement the expansion ...have 7 hours left on my current skill. I knew I was cutting it too fine with this current skill this time. Do NOT listen to the guys pushing for an early patch lol .
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Enormus1
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:23:00 -
[335]
I like the Idea of a 30 day plex given to all that have bothered to add to this thread
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Tarithell
Rim Collection RC Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:23:00 -
[336]
Originally by: bFZ
Originally by: Led Floyd
Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47 You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.
A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.
yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.
As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
This is by far the best post from anyone yet,please read this one ccp and act on it.Screw all the bells and whistles and fix the problem at hand which is your crappy server.
f**kin a!
dude u got f'ing A+ from all my accounts!! they really have to see this post but i bet ccp know this allrdy -.-
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Guillome Renard
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:23:00 -
[337]
Originally by: Mortuus VirOrtus This actually appears to be more of a wetware issue on behalf of those who are currently complaining about slight mishaps. They should resolve the problem that exists between the keyboard and chair before complaining about a EVE or how CCP is handling things. Take a chill pill and relax.
Preach it!
The thing is, the insta-smack that's gaining velocity on this thread fits a particular pattern: addicted junkies suffering from withdrawl.
The flamers need to get a life here. Some of us are trying to follow this thread for updates from the Devs about how the problem is being resolved and the amount of flame we have to sift through is getting pretty ridiculous.
But then, this is as much a waste of my keyboard's useful service life as your flames are... -Guillome Renard, ACCS
-------------------------------------------------- Rational problem solving since 03/08! Ask me about subcontracted production and hauling! |

Cassandra Invicta
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:23:00 -
[338]
I think we can clearly state that noone reads or visits this topic.
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Ichoujo
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:23:00 -
[339]
Originally by: CCP Navigator Tranquility is currently unavailable following the daily downtime. Our engineers are investigating the problem and we hope to bring you updates as soon as possible.
Duplicate threads on the server status will be locked and directed to this official announcement.
And to think I told you not to try adding the primary database alterations needed for the expansion today just to lessen the downtime tommorow and let your players login quicker....now look what you have done!
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Mantrella
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:23:00 -
[340]
OMG realy? everyone here complains and moans when the server isnt fucyioning exactly how THEY want it to, Tell me, anyone here a AAA title developer? or even have the slightest Idea how much it takes to even consider running an MMO , let alone a SANDBOX mmo, I.E. Every player on the same server all at once? no, didnt think so......................
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AGUKS
Caldari Skyforger Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:24:00 -
[341]
but our Wait¦ll nevertheless rewarded Augustinius Aurelius ex Latviensis |

Captain Eflame
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:24:00 -
[342]
Real Life is currently On-Line due to Eve Issues Please check Local Library for more information
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Sweatsock
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:24:00 -
[343]
Originally by: UGERNAUGHT CCP reminds me a lot of Sony Online with Star Wars Galaxies.
How about the admin listen to your paying customers, fix the bugs we have now and worry about expansions after.
How did that game work out for SOE?
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Sinistru
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:24:00 -
[344]
Originally by: Galatera Change and feed the hamsters.
Originally by: Sinistru Why the need to restart the server everyday? I never understand why?
Reindex of the Database? Database Defrag?
Someone know why that?
Regards!
LOL! Nice... Clean and lubricate with militec the manster hell right? CLEAN ENERGY! LOL!
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Andrew Haiduk
Gallente Focused Radical Energy Engineering
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:24:00 -
[345]
Edited by: Andrew Haiduk on 25/05/2010 13:24:22 Someone, please offer a solution to those of us with no life at all!
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Viae
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:24:00 -
[346]
Originally by: Enormus1 I like the Idea of a 30 day plex given to all that have bothered to add to this thread
I'll settle for a 10/10 plex drop to be added to my hangar.
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joe hamil
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:24:00 -
[347]
Originally by: logan conway Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47 You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.
A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.
yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.
As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
if you feel so strongly about this, then be sure to be present on SiSi on saturday for the test, i have been to the last few and and i have seen improvements over the each one,
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Kaironos Alazar
Forward Thinking Industries Universal Consortium
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:24:00 -
[348]
Stop complaining and get your collective asses over to sisi. There's only 500 people there, you can do better.
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Ashelizabeth
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:24:00 -
[349]
How about CCP just giving us an update as to what's going on??????
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Utari G'Denoik
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:25:00 -
[350]
@CCP - All the "engineers" should go for donuts, chill out with some coffee and start the upgrade. You would be doing the EVE community a big favor. Also, those same "engineers" should find the one useless manager (you know who I'm talking about) that over reacts to every problem and makes the job a living hell, and kick him square in the teeth ... and ass.
Utari
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Zewron
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:25:00 -
[351]
Originally by: Casimir Fenring Oh dear...Completely forgot about Tyrannis release. Guess I'l do sumpin else for the next couple of weeks.
Yeah, and the best part is this DT has nothing to do with Tyrannis!
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Modahn Etch
Buggers' Advanced Interstellar Transport
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:25:00 -
[352]
/me hands CCP a hammer and sickle.
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!
*CCP EVOLVES INTO CCCP*
WITH THIS NEW POWER WE WILL PATCH THEM ALL!
P.S.
MUST POST ON EVERY PAGE! Your Mothership. |

Natura1 Addict
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:25:00 -
[353]
x database defense fleet
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Lemming Alpha1dash1
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:25:00 -
[354]
set my skill Minmatar cruiser too lvl5 and all is forgiven 
Rabble Rabble Rabble
Good luck fixing eve and my request
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PL Phaun
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:25:00 -
[355]
when the game will starts?
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Major Noobalot
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:25:00 -
[356]
Right. Get off the SQLServer/Windows platform and on to AIX/Linux. Much more stable.
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Ugly Eric
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:26:00 -
[357]
Originally by: Torpedo catcher Edited by: Torpedo catcher on 25/05/2010 13:14:18 Learn something useful at the mean time ;)
Youtube traffic advices video
Hey, This IS art! This is art of the highest form. No wonder they have a extended DT as they are doing this in the CCP hq ;-)
Eric
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Durin Bom
Caldari Night Breed Pack
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:26:00 -
[358]
Lama lama... DUCK! -------------------------------------------------- "I fight and work for a case, are you willing to pay for the cause." |

inza onoa
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:26:00 -
[359]
Originally by: Captain Eflame Real Life is currently On-Line due to Eve Issues Please check Local Library for more information
^^ this
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Cheyennes
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:26:00 -
[360]
Database issues. What exactly is "Database Issues"? Are the database issues a result of the lack of known fixes that have been prevalent for....... 2 years and never fixed? I know, we'll layer our database! That's it! Put all the known problems on one layer and we won't have to fix them! YES! Wait a minute, what do you mean we have a relational database? You mean there are hooks to the bad data? Oh Crap! Let's have a meeting! Ok, we'll tell them we are having database issues. Resolution at last!
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Sub Nor'Mal
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:26:00 -
[361]
To all whiners,
Please ragequit but first, send me all your stuff. I am a n00b and need it.

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Sung mai
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:26:00 -
[362]
Originally by: Captain Eflame Real Life is currently On-Line due to Eve Issues Please check Local Library for more information
HAHAHA!
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MongGrel
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:26:00 -
[363]
Originally by: Guillome Renard
Originally by: Mortuus VirOrtus This actually appears to be more of a wetware issue on behalf of those who are currently complaining about slight mishaps. They should resolve the problem that exists between the keyboard and chair before complaining about a EVE or how CCP is handling things. Take a chill pill and relax.
Preach it!
The thing is, the insta-smack that's gaining velocity on this thread fits a particular pattern: addicted junkies suffering from withdrawl.
The flamers need to get a life here. Some of us are trying to follow this thread for updates from the Devs about how the problem is being resolved and the amount of flame we have to sift through is getting pretty ridiculous.
hehe your gonna hang out here looking for information from devs ? thats good it'll just come up again probably :)
But then, this is as much a waste of my keyboard's useful service life as your flames are...
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Cerebric
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:26:00 -
[364]
wwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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WolfSchwarzMond
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:27:00 -
[365]
sigh.......
WTF...OMFG...DUDE....MAN...WHEN?...WHY?...HOW MUCH LONGER....
There now no one else needs to post
                 
                 
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Graic
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:27:00 -
[366]
Originally by: Javajunky
Originally by: Consortium Agent Hey CCP!
Ok, so I've asked this before and feel it necessary to ask this again... what part of 'failover' causes the Eve server to die? I'm serious. A failover is a smooth transition from one [clustered] SQL server to another - it's supposed to be seamless - it's supposed to prevent downtime - so why does CCP continue to express that a 'failover' is the cause for the problems with Eve's database? Please stop calling it a 'failover' and call it what it is: a 'fail'. Failover's keep servers running, not cause outages - see... there is a difference.
I've offered you guys my 16+ years of IT experience numerous times and offered to help move you away from the dreaded M$SQL to a more reliable, stable Oracle environment... and still nobody beating down my inbox to get me! What gives? roflmao. Not much more I can do but keep offering I suppose - so, CCP want me to come play fix fix with their database yet? :)
Aside from the database issues and the performance issues, and the endless bugs and glitches in the UI, and the severe fleet lag, and a host of exploits, and... well, aside from all of that... I enjoy Eve and am glad you guys are working hard on it. I wish you'd focus a little more on resolving issues like this - especially given the frequency with which they seem to occur (and they're causing data loss too lately! bah!)
Some of us *are* actually looking forward to Tyrannis and the new industrial aspects - long overdue by most carebear standards. Unfortunate that the PvPers only get a facelift on the Scorpion lol - but after dozens of PvP-centric patches, they can bite our carebear butts :P
2 Problems - Orcale is too expensive overall and it's too costly to change the database. I work with a company that processes several billion $$ in micro-ticket (less than $100) in transactions annually using a SQL database backbone. It's not a MSSQL problem.
I had a chuckle at that first comment.
Consortium Agent might have used Oracle, and those shiny new Oracle appliances are kind of kickass, but I'll bet he's never had to pay for Oracle. ;)
Database holy wars are banal. There are pros/cons for most leading vendors. If I had to put a totally uninformed opinion hat on I'd say the issue lays more with the framework built around a very non-boiler plate data model, as oppsed to other enterprise models you can sign up for.
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Fincosta
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:27:00 -
[367]
Originally by: Major Noobalot Right. Get off the SQLServer/Windows platform and on to AIX/Linux. Much more stable.
maybe they are upgrading from dos to windows now 
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DizzyO2
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:27:00 -
[368]
hopefully with the extra hour and a half downtime that should be shaved off tomorrows update
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UGERNAUGHT
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:27:00 -
[369]
Originally by: guska Cryotank
Originally by: Graic It's after 11PM here and freezing cold. I'm not going outside!
+1
I'm going to run out of smokes and catch a cold if this keeps up!
In a serious note, there hasn't been a real major issue for a while (aside from that items crash the other day), so whatever they are doing, it's been working to a degree. If you are joking around and killing time, then ignore me, if not, read on.
Sure, you pay to play the game, you also pay to have electricity and water to your house. Occasionally you get a notification that the power or water or gas or whatever will be off for a certain amount of time (Downtime if you will), do you get all uppity if the outage lasts a bit longer? Do you get a phone call to say "sorry, you can't have water because Bill pee'd in the pipes"? No, you get diddly squat. And when the power goes out in summer due to excess load, do you get some guy around to your house to say "hey, sorry guys, the substation got a bit overloaded and tripped the safety, we'll have it fixed shortly"? Like hell you do!
What gives you the right to hold CCP, a company that supplies a game, which is, after all, a LUXURY item, more accountable than the guys supplying the power to run your fridge, PC etc?
Seriously, all those having a genuine whinge, step off, go play Solitaire.
They provide a service we pay for, so yeah, we have the right to complain when the service sucks. And when the gas or electric company disrupts my power, I complain to them too, cause I pay for their services.
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Giorgos Rbs
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:27:00 -
[370]
Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47 You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.
A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.
yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.
As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
This post expresses my thoughts as well
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StaticEcho
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:27:00 -
[371]
com on CCP sort it out... 
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guska Cryotank
Gallente Void Angels Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:27:00 -
[372]
Originally by: Cheyennes Database issues. What exactly is "Database Issues"? Are the database issues a result of the lack of known fixes that have been prevalent for....... 2 years and never fixed? I know, we'll layer our database! That's it! Put all the known problems on one layer and we won't have to fix them! YES! Wait a minute, what do you mean we have a relational database? You mean there are hooks to the bad data? Oh Crap! Let's have a meeting! Ok, we'll tell them we are having database issues. Resolution at last!
I'm going to smile and nod and pretend I know WTF you're on about...
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Chron Aldazaar
Gallente Royal Enterprise Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:27:00 -
[373]
Originally by: Sweatsock
Originally by: UGERNAUGHT CCP reminds me a lot of Sony Online with Star Wars Galaxies.
How about the admin listen to your paying customers, fix the bugs we have now and worry about expansions after.
How did that game work out for SOE?
After several Years, SOE finally made the Jewelery sets from instances tradeable, Jedi's are noob buttons, commando's are noob buttons, Bounty Hunters suck and Princess Leia looks like Julie Andrews in her mid 60's. "Your overconfidence is your weakness..." "Your faith in your friends is yours..." "I have faith in yo mamma..." "What was that?!" |

gilesy123
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:27:00 -
[374]
this is only time i will get to pay today and the thing is down. its happened a lot past couple of weeks server being down. +1 for every 1 that adds to post gets 30 free days lol XD
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superteds
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:27:00 -
[375]
bacon.
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Frenkii
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:28:00 -
[376]
Come on, MSSQL for database. Using Microsoft for databases spells trouble on this scale, try something different :D
There are many different RDBMS engines out there, some are better suited for some tasks then other, and some of those companies have more experience in making RDBMS engines which can handle this kind of traffic and requests volume.
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Luwc
Caldari Com-Star SOLARIS - SYNDICATE
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:28:00 -
[377]

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Elodie Guerrier
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:28:00 -
[378]
Originally by: Cassandra Invicta I think we can clearly state that noone reads or visits this topic.
Absolutely. I for one have neither read nor posted in this thread.
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Josephina Marco
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:28:00 -
[379]
Edited by: Josephina Marco on 25/05/2010 13:37:21
Originally by: Georgiy Giggle
Originally by: Nekraz
Are you like..... new to this game?
No, noob. I'm not. 3 years of playing. If you have more breaks of eve, maybe problem is your sily internet or sily computer??? Check before tell something!
1. Today 2. 16 May: http://www.eve-search.com/thread/1319401/page/1 3. 07 May: http://www.eve-search.com/thread/1314212/page/1
So 3 breaks in one month. So you must be very new. Like a week old at a maximum of 1 month if you claim that is breaks only 2-3 time a year
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OpaqueGhost
Solar Nexus. OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:28:00 -
[380]
Originally by: Balevian Why not have someone send you the update on a DVD?
Yes i guess i could do that.. Now i just have to be able to catch one of them online sometime to be able to give them the info needed to do so.. But yea.. i think ccp should send out a copy of the updates before the patches are launched.. that may take some problems away. "Just your friendly carebear. Wait i gave that up when i started killing.. Nevermind.. Yarrrrrrr" |
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JediRobin
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:28:00 -
[381]
Maybe we should petition CCP for lost playtime. Let me see 1 hour per day over a year. That's 14days we at least loose per year.
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Scotian
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:28:00 -
[382]
Tyrannis: One patch to rule them all, one patch to find them, one patch to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them!
:)
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010101010101
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:28:00 -
[383]
well all the people moaing about the game and its down times and all that jazz .... smiple answer WoW`s that way >>>>>>>> dont let the door hit ya where there good lord split ya !
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MarkEchoOne
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:28:00 -
[384]
pleast no make fun of russian
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CF ProctoR
Inglorious-Basterds
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:28:00 -
[385]

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Morpheus Adenine
Caldari Cube Zombie Consortium
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:29:00 -
[386]
Originally by: Enormus1 I like the Idea of a 30 day plex given to all that have bothered to add to this thread
I like the idea of PLEX given to all people who have not bothered to whinge in this thread, funded by said whingers.
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TaTiK
Gallente University of Caille
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:29:00 -
[387]
http://www.eveonline.com/background/potw/
already everything get read again through

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Prince Spiderman
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:29:00 -
[388]
I vote for cleaning up this thread. All this **** makes no sense ... and eventually will lag the server :-P
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Swirler
DELAINEN SYNDICATE
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:29:00 -
[389]
Originally by: Starlighart
How much pink ink would a pink mink drink, If a pink Mink could drink Pink Ink? A pink mink would drink all the Pink Ink A pink mink could drink if a pink mink could drink pink ink.
Thanks Man, Priceless! " You will pay the price for your lack of vision." - Emperor Palpatine.
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Draegg
Caldari Zero-Gravity Zone Solipse.
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:29:00 -
[390]
Что ноете, кибердрочеры?
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Najerius
Clockwork Dawn
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:29:00 -
[391]
It's been like this since the beginning. More stuff gets added, less lag/database issues/broken game mechanics get fixed. Right before every patch there's a tsunami of forumposts begging to fix the existing problems instead of adding more features and stuff :) The unexpected downtime atm is just channeling this phenomenon somewhat hehe.
Oh yea and Dust will be a Bust.
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Sinistru
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:29:00 -
[392]
Hold some time.. they are cleaning the hamsters... they need some bath and need to dry then perfect before putting back into the Hamster wheel to generate power to the Database.
It's a complex task that 50 engineers need to do on CCP side...
Do CCP know what tha hell is ITIL? I think not! This is a Service that is PAY, not FREE! So, they need to comply the Service Level Agreement of 1 hour downtime, not 2+ hours.
regards!
Originally by: Ashelizabeth How about CCP just giving us an update as to what's going on??????
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SnIp3rKiLl3r
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:30:00 -
[393]
i don't post in threads (never).
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Furb Killer
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:30:00 -
[394]
Originally by: Sub Nor'Mal To all whiners,
Please ragequit but first, send me all your stuff. I am a n00b and need it.

I would, but then the servers are down, so cant send you anything 
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Spinalonga
Caldari Silver Snake Enterprise Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:30:00 -
[395]
T3H BREAK UP WITH CCP
See image if u like put in yer comments ;)
T3H BREAKUP Please re-size your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

OscarD
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:31:00 -
[396]
Originally by: Luwc

Yeah!
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Bumface Jones
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:31:00 -
[397]
They are upgrading the Hamsters. Check out the latest hardware. CCP's latest server upgrade.
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Muwasu
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:31:00 -
[398]
(yawns) Look people it isnt the end of the world. Turn off your computer. Raise your fat ass off the chair. Take a walk around the block. Feed your goldfish and perhaps give your wife the sex she has been nagging at you for.
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Hayden Prior
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:31:00 -
[399]
I'm so glad I got a long skill training!!... it could be awhile!
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Mathea Khanid
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:31:00 -
[400]
is the severs made by PS3? same as NSA did?
    
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Gregorius Decimus
Caldari Blackwater Company Green Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:32:00 -
[401]
We're all gonna die ! The end is coming!

-=Perfect Dream=- |

GATEGAEO
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:32:00 -
[402]
Originally by: Mantrella OMG realy? everyone here complains and moans when the server isnt fucyioning exactly how THEY want it to, Tell me, anyone here a AAA title developer? or even have the slightest Idea how much it takes to even consider running an MMO , let alone a SANDBOX mmo, I.E. Every player on the same server all at once? no, didnt think so......................
U think that same server really means one physical box in some corner ? LOL
Maybe u should expand ur thinkking. EVE has abt 40k users at same time. World is full of services where are over million users at same time. Without need of daily downtime..
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Brother Murphy
Honourable Templum of Alcedonia
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:32:00 -
[403]
You know what CCP....it's taking a long time, it's probably gonna take a long time to fix, it's a nice day outside....call the day a write off and just go to the beach and get drunk and have a Barbeque instead. I got better things i'd rather be doing and I'm sure you have too...
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Casimir Fenring
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:32:00 -
[404]
Originally by: Utari G'Denoik @CCP - All the "engineers" should go for donuts, chill out with some coffee and start the upgrade. You would be doing the EVE community a big favor. Also, those same "engineers" should find the one useless manager (you know who I'm talking about) that over reacts to every problem and makes the job a living hell, and kick him square in the teeth ... and ass.
Utari
The nads...You forgot the nads. 
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Ashelizabeth
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:32:00 -
[405]
Originally by: Giorgos Rbs
Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47 You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.
A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.
yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.
As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
This post expresses my thoughts as well
DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Marmios
Rim Collection RC Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:32:00 -
[406]
omg then leave already. The guys who are crying the loudest here, will be the first ones who smash f5 tomorrow. CCP knows that the server is behaving bad, so go put your bitterness elsewhere.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:32:00 -
[407]
Originally by: Kaironos Alazar Stop complaining and get your collective asses over to sisi. There's only 500 people there, you can do better.
I read an anouncement about "1 hour of testing required only", had to read a fricking bunch of "How to behave on test server" stuff, and am supposed to manually fiddle around with my installation to enter the test server?
Guess what?
I lost interest. I don't earn money alphatesting. And even worse: I would _spend_ money on alphatesting, as time of my usual subscription goes by.
A reply to a bug report of mine was: "We officially dropped Mac support".
Am I crazy? Maybe go and ask some Chinese farmers to betatest!?!
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kingblade
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:32:00 -
[408]
Well, I went away, I smoked something, I drank something, I watched a load of crap on youtube... anything new? Nope.
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KHannen
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:33:00 -
[409]
Originally by: Misunderstood Genius Edited by: Misunderstood Genius on 25/05/2010 13:23:15
Originally by: bFZ
Originally by: Led Floyd
Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47 You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.
A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.
yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.
As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
This is by far the best post from anyone yet,please read this one ccp and act on it.Screw all the bells and whistles and fix the problem at hand which is your crappy server.
f**kin a!
If that would be that simple CCP still had done. The main problem is that you can't simply fix that server. You need to replace it with a complete different concept. That is nearly impossible.
And beside this the game needs new stuff. For CCP it's catch 22. They can't just fire their staff working in a routine together. You can't just fire and hire and keep the quality finally. Your complaints are generally right and we all love to see things in realtime by a "secret quantum technology" but don't do the mistake and look at such a BUSINESS like a naive child ... yes: finally it's a frakking business if you like it or not. Just keep in mind what the pre-development of such a game will cost BEFORE you can even start a beta test.
And so say all of us YOUR PAYING AN EFFING FORTUNE A YEAR CUSTOMERS!!!! Get a grip CCP!!! Adding new pretty little graphics to a game we can't even log onto is like chucking a deck chair off the Titanic. It's still going down...I now remember why I cancelled my account last year.
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Francky Nackols
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:33:00 -
[410]
Originally by: Cheyennes Database issues. What exactly is "Database Issues"? Are the database issues a result of the lack of known fixes that have been prevalent for....... 2 years and never fixed? I know, we'll layer our database! That's it! Put all the known problems on one layer and we won't have to fix them! YES! Wait a minute, what do you mean we have a relational database? You mean there are hooks to the bad data? Oh Crap! Let's have a meeting! Ok, we'll tell them we are having database issues. Resolution at last!
file system is full!!! Splunk is in allert!!
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Sarius Deteis
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:33:00 -
[411]
Sadly I skimmed ten pages of CCP haters and there is only one thing that I can say. The word of the day is grammar. If you do not know what this word is, or how to spell it, then please go back to elementary or primary school to learn it.
Honestly, it is not that hard. Spell check is built into your browser!
-Sarius
Amarr Victory
WTB 8 lowslot Inty |

Salvage Rat
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:33:00 -
[412]
http://eve-offline.net/?server=tranquility << Server Info
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Pugnacious Monkey
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:33:00 -
[413]
Originally by: Morpheus Adenine
Originally by: Enormus1 I like the Idea of a 30 day plex given to all that have bothered to add to this thread
I like the idea of PLEX given to all people who have not bothered to whinge in this thread, funded by said whingers.
Amen to that. So what, the server's down. It happens...
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Tomora ina
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:33:00 -
[414]
hey, i know it hard but how about a free plex for all us eve starved addicts who gone into mass depression over this affair. or we are going to send every single merc corp after all CCP toon for ever. regards tom alias well too many to mention
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Doctor Sora
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:33:00 -
[415]
Originally by: Major Noobalot Right. Get off the SQLServer/Windows platform and on to AIX/Linux. Much more stable.
With next to no support and case studies...
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Tizona
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:33:00 -
[416]
can't believe nobody has suggested the obvious solutions.
to the whiners: go burn one.
to the database engineers: order more beer and go burn one.
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yars
Rulers of Many United For 0rder
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:33:00 -
[417]
I don't really have any thing to add. I just didn't want to be the only player in eve who didn't post a comment
Happy Towel Day!!
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Cheyennes
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:33:00 -
[418]
Really, their problem is the complete lack of regression testing on their part. This should come as no surprise they have continual "database issues", when they rely on the game players themselves to test their database. "We are having a mass test today, and would like 4000 players". I have an idea, get your DBA's to actually look at all the hooks for a change and do some regression tesing!!! You'd be amazed at the reliability you'd suddenly have if your DBA's actually did their job before releasing a "fix" or new ICP.
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Maligin
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:33:00 -
[419]
Originally by: CCP Navigator Tranquility is currently unavailable following the daily downtime. Our engineers are investigating the problem and we hope to bring you updates as soon as possible.
Duplicate threads on the server status will be locked and directed to this official announcement.
I can't believe you are going to make me sift through all this belligerent nonsense the europeon types have packed on here so early in the morning, gotta leave in 20, would really like a NEW LOCKED THREAD.
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Frenzerelly
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:34:00 -
[420]
I've been with EVE for less then a month, and twice now you guys don't have your act together. I am not very convinced if I should keep playing this game. If it is true you guys run with MS SQL, then go figure, and consider Oracle. Also you guys should build a client for LINUX, am am sure you be doing much better. Stop feeding into MS monopoly!
Have you guys thought about reimbursing your customers if missed play time?
Very disappointing!
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Test looking
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:34:00 -
[421]
I was here 
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Captain Eflame
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:34:00 -
[422]
Is eve one of icelands biggest exports? if so would unexpected extended DT be considered a national emergency?
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Nicolatatay Maroun
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:34:00 -
[423]
watch the gameplay video of DUST 514 (wattever its called) on youtube, now... is it just me, or is the ship the player jumps into (towards the end of the clip) a complete rip off of the ones from the 'AVATAR' movie...?
i wonder how much the designers are getting payed. I want a job now.
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Pra Etorian
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:34:00 -
[424]
Cluster needs more duct tape.
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Goldensaver
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:35:00 -
[425]
Well, it is annoying to have to wait, but it's 1 day people, deal with it. Sure, it can mess with carefully planned skill training, but how badly will it screw that up? May long weekend just ended and most people should be home and will be able to queue in new skills whenever they bring it up, and though the game is fun, do you really need to be on it today? Oh and though planets may add a little more lag, they need to add new content or the old players will get bored, and quit, then they'll lose money, then cutbacks come, then overall quality drops, then more people leave, then quality drops again, rinse repeat, game over.
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Fincosta
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:35:00 -
[426]
Edited by: Fincosta on 25/05/2010 13:35:45 CCP hamster burned out
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Furia Taurina
Gallente Estrale Frontiers
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:35:00 -
[427]
Originally by: Captain Eflame Is eve one of icelands biggest exports? if so would unexpected extended DT be considered a national emergency?
No thats Volcanic Ash
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inza onoa
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:35:00 -
[428]
Originally by: Test looking I was here 
Lies!!
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AGUKS
Caldari Skyforger Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:35:00 -
[429]
 what now, we¦ll make something for our patience on fanfest?
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XkillerwomanX
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:35:00 -
[430]
fnnnnnnnnn
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Fikreta
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:35:00 -
[431]
omg new eden is falling apart
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Luwc
Caldari Com-Star SOLARIS - SYNDICATE
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:35:00 -
[432]
Originally by: OscarD
Originally by: Luwc

Yeah!
 
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Nekraz
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:35:00 -
[433]
Originally by: Sarius Deteis Sadly I skimmed ten pages of CCP haters and there is only one thing that I can say. The word of the day is grammar. If you do not know what this word is, or how to spell it, then please go back to elementary or primary school to learn it.
Honestly, it is not that hard. Spell check is built into your browser!
-Sarius
well whatdoyousay.. CVA guy... you got no space left, but you sure can spell. How is that working out for you?
Next time I see you in Jita or wherever in empire you live now, can you spell something for me pls?
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Rockfellon
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:35:00 -
[434]
Originally by: Josephina Marco
Originally by: Georgiy Giggle
Originally by: Nekraz
Are you like..... new to this game?
No, noob. I'm not. 3 years of playing. If you have more breaks of eve, maybe problem is your sily internet or sily computer??? Check before tell something!
1. Today 2. 16 May: http://www.eve-search.com/thread/1319401/page/1 3. 07 May: http://www.eve-search.com/thread/1314212/page/1
So 3 breaks in one month. So must be very new. Like a week old at a maximum of 1 month if you claim that is breaks only 2-3 time a year
07 +9 16 +9 25
does anyone want to bet on next DB fault date ?
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Kaabii
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:36:00 -
[435]
hmh there is a hint for players for the downtime tomorrow =o
"Players should ensure that their skill queues are populated with sufficient skills to cover the downtime."
i cant do this because THE SERVER IS DOWN! >-< i¦ll hope the server starts before the next expended downtime and i hope it gives in the future free playtime for these issues oO
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SenshiMaru
Fleet of Doom Phoenix Virtue
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:36:00 -
[436]
On the next expansion, CCP should: 1.) Switch database to something more stable. 2.) Take as much time as needed to fix current issues. 3.) ????????? 4.) Profit
Who cares if all the addicts ragequit because they can't play with their pixel-ships for awhile? They will resubscribe (because they're addicts) and more people will subscribe due to better performance. I for one have my doubts that the current server will hold up under EVE and Dust at the same time...
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Natura1 Addict
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:36:00 -
[437]
Do they have something to help us out during EVE downtimes at the local Methadone clinics?
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Misunderstood Genius
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:36:00 -
[438]
Originally by: UGERNAUGHT
Originally by: guska Cryotank
Originally by: Graic It's after 11PM here and freezing cold. I'm not going outside!
+1
I'm going to run out of smokes and catch a cold if this keeps up!
In a serious note, there hasn't been a real major issue for a while (aside from that items crash the other day), so whatever they are doing, it's been working to a degree. If you are joking around and killing time, then ignore me, if not, read on.
Sure, you pay to play the game, you also pay to have electricity and water to your house. Occasionally you get a notification that the power or water or gas or whatever will be off for a certain amount of time (Downtime if you will), do you get all uppity if the outage lasts a bit longer? Do you get a phone call to say "sorry, you can't have water because Bill pee'd in the pipes"? No, you get diddly squat. And when the power goes out in summer due to excess load, do you get some guy around to your house to say "hey, sorry guys, the substation got a bit overloaded and tripped the safety, we'll have it fixed shortly"? Like hell you do!
What gives you the right to hold CCP, a company that supplies a game, which is, after all, a LUXURY item, more accountable than the guys supplying the power to run your fridge, PC etc?
Seriously, all those having a genuine whinge, step off, go play Solitaire.
They provide a service we pay for, so yeah, we have the right to complain when the service sucks. And when the gas or electric company disrupts my power, I complain to them too, cause I pay for their services.
Not really right: you have not the right to call CCP a greedy asshat what most of here do. You have the right to use the software as a licensee. The service is finally included but not your right to force CCP doing things better. Period. The difference between a power supplier is that they have to take care about something what is life essential. When power shuts down you lose money by broken business or your reallife is extremely affected. Here we talk about a frakking game. Drop it today and your reallife will just be hard because you are addicted to it for no sense. The game eats time and gives you nothing special for your reallife but simply fun.
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Scotian
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:36:00 -
[439]
Grammar? Whats wrong with my grammar? Last time I checked, she was fine!
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JohnnyG77
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:36:00 -
[440]
Time will come :D, Few more minutes more, hopefully.
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Eyjafjallajokull
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:36:00 -
[441]
Server is restarting, maybe this is it? *fingers crossed*
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Chron Aldazaar
Gallente Royal Enterprise Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:36:00 -
[442]
Originally by: Pra Etorian Cluster needs more duct tape.
Well you know what they say...
Duct Tape is like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side and binds the universe together. "Your overconfidence is your weakness..." "Your faith in your friends is yours..." "I have faith in yo mamma..." "What was that?!" |

Hammerswift Thunder
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:36:00 -
[443]
Originally by: UGERNAUGHT CCP reminds me a lot of Sony Online with Star Wars Galaxies.
How about the admin listen to your paying customers, fix the bugs we have now and worry about expansions after.
THIS GAME IS NO WHERE CLOSE TO THAT PILE!!!! AND DONT GET ME STARTED ABOUT SOE CS. capsrage off/
Fly like your going to die because death comes to us all. tm |

J'Torr Kitano
Caldari Chaos Theory Exploration
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:36:00 -
[444]
There was an Old Man who supposed, That the street door was partially closed; But some very large rats, Ate his coats and his hats, While that futile old gentleman dozed.
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Agliv
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:36:00 -
[445]
CCP how bout an update??? Any clue as to when it's comin back up?
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Arcanne
The Miner's Paradise Quasar Generation
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:37:00 -
[446]
Originally by: yars I don't really have any thing to add. I just didn't want to be the only player in eve who didn't post a comment
Happy Towel Day!!
Happy Towel Day to you too dude =D
And thanks for all the Fish ;) ___________________________ TMIP : We Mine You ! |

Lord Moheebah
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:37:00 -
[447]
LOL .... yes even the server is terrified of tomorrows patch and denies to come online. Why u guys there keep kicking a dying horse to finish the race. Dominion needs ER fixing and stay in bed till it gets full recovery from the hamster disease. As another player mentioned u seem greedy by keep on pushing tyrannis on a server base that is already that much struggled. Folks at ccp Where is this going? u trying to renew ur player base for total new ones?. The old ones already are *****ing arent you watching? (LOL maybe not, they are busy chasing the hamsters).
Ok this is why console games are winning ppl for they dont need that much infrastructure to maintain their games. Either u spend on better equipment or farewell ur upcoming expansions for they will fail.
p.s. We love eve and player base will keep grow if the game is having a year of good stability and no lag. This thread having grown that much so quickly and so many bitter talking is a sign. Keep ignoring ...
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MongGrel
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:37:00 -
[448]
Startup in 160 secs.
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BosHaus
The First Dragons Crimson Dragons
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:37:00 -
[449]
Cluster starting up...
Animal control was dispatched to catch the owl in the datacenter eating all the hamsters.
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blulululu
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:37:00 -
[450]
zo when kan we haz thu survers bak up anz spinnin? muh brain iz haveing failoverz
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Pheon Silver
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:37:00 -
[451]
Starting up again hopefully it will actually let us in
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Sweatsock
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:37:00 -
[452]
Originally by: Furia Taurina
Originally by: Captain Eflame Is eve one of icelands biggest exports? if so would unexpected extended DT be considered a national emergency?
No thats Volcanic Ash
No thats tears of online gamers... they taste sweet... business is good.
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Spinalonga
Caldari Silver Snake Enterprise Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:37:00 -
[453]
CCP can i haz DEV tools for ingame, no cheats for eveonline man, no godmode, no unlimited ammo, no unlimited gold, o and no game avaiable atm either. What is eve online.... Please re-size your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Guniv
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:37:00 -
[454]
looks like its booting
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Morpheus Adenine
Caldari Cube Zombie Consortium
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:37:00 -
[455]
Originally by: Nicolatatay Maroun ...i wonder how much the designers are getting payed. I want a job now.
You won't be getting paid anything with spelling like that.
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CloakedEgg
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:37:00 -
[456]
Starting up in 102 sec...
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Kazumi Val'Serth
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:37:00 -
[457]
Well, In 2 minutes server's gonna be up, so stop whining already.
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tina tick
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:38:00 -
[458]
Originally by: shefupity CCP should calculate the amount of time lost by the players when the servers are offline and extend account activation with that time. 1 h every day + patches = less time for players to play . And i think all of us pay 30 days of game play but we have available 28 days. How about CCP make this updates and maintenance on their money not ours ?!!
dame right if it cost them enuff the pay roll would fial and ppl would get the hint of due it right the first time
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Bran Keyye
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:38:00 -
[459]
Wow.... when I started reading this topic, there were seven pages. People literally whined so much that I was unable to finish until page 15... and nobody said anything useful.
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Giorgos Rbs
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:38:00 -
[460]
Starting up with countdown again :P
*** crosses fingers ***
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Edward 2
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:38:00 -
[461]
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, The lone and level sands stretch far away".
What more can i say!
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Diaishi Akye
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:38:00 -
[462]
Originally by: Dances WithWolves I guess the SC need longer than 30 minutes to evac from the north. 
Game was Canceled Due to Volcanic Ash  
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Casimir Fenring
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:38:00 -
[463]
Originally by: DizzyO2 hopefully with the extra hour and a half downtime that should be shaved off tomorrows update
ROFLMAO! Hope springs eternal! ;)
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ECHBlackthorn
Kels Corsair's
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:38:00 -
[464]
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!! 
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AgestII
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:38:00 -
[465]
I¦am waiting. I have to harvest some ore. This downtime is realy bad for my production.

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Marmios
Rim Collection RC Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:38:00 -
[466]
Originally by: Frenzerelly I've been with EVE for less then a month, and twice now you guys don't have your act together. I am not very convinced if I should keep playing this game. If it is true you guys run with MS SQL, then go figure, and consider Oracle. Also you guys should build a client for LINUX, am am sure you be doing much better. Stop feeding into MS monopoly!
Have you guys thought about reimbursing your customers if missed play time?
Very disappointing!
You can get some cookies.
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ciaphas kane
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:38:00 -
[467]
OMG it is actually starting up!!!! in all seriousness
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Precurseur
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:38:00 -
[468]
Originally by: Tizona can't believe nobody has suggested the obvious solutions.
to the whiners: go burn one.
to the database engineers: order more beer and go burn one.
I disagree, we need to take a UK political stance to this issue;
Have some politicians (or devs in this case) make an official statement Have some senior devs criticise the junior devs who made the statement Flail around and panic a lot Have the CEO (aka Prime Minister) vouch there will be a public enquiry and justice will be done Hold public enquiry two years later, at great expense Exonerate all those involved Smile and wave at the cameras
Job done.
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Sung mai
Gallente Novaku Inc
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:38:00 -
[469]
Starting up? I call bs. xD Its almost like.. you feed the hamsters and they faint again.
...Yeah! The hamsters. They faint. Every 15 minutes after downtime. |

Last Rites
Eternal Frontier Eternal Ascension
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:38:00 -
[470]
Originally by: Maligin
Originally by: CCP Navigator Tranquility is currently unavailable following the daily downtime. Our engineers are investigating the problem and we hope to bring you updates as soon as possible.
Duplicate threads on the server status will be locked and directed to this official announcement.
Update at 13:43 UTC. Tranquility is now online and accepting connections.
I can't believe you are going to make me sift through all this belligerent nonsense the europeon types have packed on here so early in the morning, gotta leave in 20, would really like a NEW LOCKED THREAD.
they just like the jovions ? |
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Xyla Kador
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:39:00 -
[471]
Originally by: CloakedEgg Starting up in 102 sec...
/me spams connect button
(30 sec \o/)
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Barthusion
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:39:00 -
[472]
First time post. Thought I'd make it memorable. I have no effen idea what the hell is going on.
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MrBloody369
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:39:00 -
[473]
Just tell the truth, we all know some dumb ass pressed the buttion to up date the data base with all the new item's before every thing was set into place too do so..
We all know Eve wont be back on line till Monday so stop lieing.
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bigbigpure1
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:39:00 -
[474]
lets give us all a plex for wateing
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gilesy123
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:39:00 -
[475]
they say 2mins but its said that often today lol and still didnt work
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Jayra Zarpri
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:39:00 -
[476]
Originally by: Morpheus Adenine
Originally by: Nicolatatay Maroun ...i wonder how much the designers are getting payed. I want a job now.
You won't be getting paid anything with spelling like that.
You can actually spell it both ways, so nothing wrong with his spelling abilities.
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Sinistru
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:39:00 -
[477]
Another Bull**** Countdown! =/
Why they do that?
someone with heart problem can have a stroke!
LOL!
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Tomora ina
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:39:00 -
[478]
hi again i see that frightened them into action checked back after writing last post and tranny on in 2mins 30 sec time  regards tom the spy amongst you lol
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throx
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:39:00 -
[479]
with is much hardware required to power and run our game universe it will break from time to time. ccp will sort it.
but don't expect to get anything for free. JUST LIKE IN-GAME
they will fix it. go make some food. clean your desk, take out the trash. and it will be back up shortly.
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Aziraphale30
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:39:00 -
[480]
Relax everyone,
I have it on good authority that the Amarr empire will be supplying a good lot of Minmatar slaves to help speed up the whole patch process.
However they imported the slaves a day too soon and without anything to do they're running amok (amok amok amok) and taking down the database to give them something to repair.
Slave owners are encouraged to "discipline" their slaves (or any other slaves for that matter). This should help organize and speed up recovery.
Med-techs are standing by for slaves that have needed "extra discipline" or have had over enthusiastic owners.
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CrocodileHunter
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 -
[481]
start the patch we need to wait anyway.
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010101010101
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 -
[482]
nope its ****ed again |

WeirdCulture
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 -
[483]
Originally by: Sinistru <snap> It's a complex task that 50 engineers need to do on CCP side...
Do CCP know what tha hell is ITIL? I think not! This is a Service that is PAY, not FREE! So, they need to comply the Service Level Agreement of 1 hour downtime, not 2+ hours.
regards!
Originally by: Ashelizabeth How about CCP just giving us an update as to what's going on??????
Which SLA? You gotta a SLA with CCP? Ever read the EULA?
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Natalie Caladan
Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 -
[484]
Oh well I'm at work and the skillqueue has like 4 days left ... what are you people so upset about?
(Of course it MUST be fixed in 3 hours)
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Ripperljohn
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 -
[485]
*yawn*
never realized how boring my job is till now.
free coffee!
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Caid Skyfire
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 -
[486]
fast forward two hours, you're all playing EVE again. All the crackheads suddenly stop *****ing. It's like nothing ever happened. For all of you who overreacted, way to go, all your stupid *****ing made you look like a spazz.
It's not like CCP didn't expect this. So, your spazzing out helped to change nothing, only to entertain the guys at CCP who're probably like "wow... haha, look at this ******! He's really ****ed lmao"
Smooth.
-Caid.
444
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TaTiK
Gallente University of Caille
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 -
[487]
it¦s not today solemn cause in Iceland?
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BioMass213
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 -
[488]
If anyone knows where I'm at, could you please give me a clue. I'm kind of lost ATM. Just a chat board, and no spacey stuff to look at. |

meikokun
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 -
[489]
Originally by: Diaishi Akye
Originally by: Dances WithWolves I guess the SC need longer than 30 minutes to evac from the north. 
Game was Canceled Due to Volcanic Ash  
The EvE servers are located in london, dont think that would happen :)
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SirHarryPierce
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 -
[490]
Lets play some openttd. It takes some time...
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UkantBee Sirius
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 -
[491]
If you want a dynamic universe to play in then expect dynamic errors to occur. I do get a kick out of all the wiseass comments from people who wouldn't know the first thing about making EVE work or how to fix it if something went wrong. Like chimps puzzling over a Blackberry. Now pipe down and pass me a bannana.
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Graic
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 -
[492]
Originally by: Frenzerelly Have you guys thought about reimbursing your customers if missed play time?
In before EULA copy/pasta!
Face it. It is what is it is.
I can tell you that this seems to happen when one of the following happens:
a) when you have just settled down with all the kids in bed and nothing to do b) your training queue is nearly done c) a mission is running out of time d) you just paid the sub
CCP seem to go through these phases where things become crappier and crappier / upgrade / massive cluster**** - followed by incremental improvement until we go through the cycle again.
Once you're paying for all your accounts with PLEX you won't care any more. ;)
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Cerebric
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 -
[493]
lol....that was fun start-up failed who rekons that was just a ploy to keep everyone amused?
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Gareth10
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 -
[494]
CCP ran out of Cookies, therefore the Cream could not enter the system, Ducttape was camping the gate and Doomsday ensued as the Cookies returned, only to find Crispy Cheese floating in space
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nemoraider
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 -
[495]
heres a concept that might hurt most of your little capsulized brains....
Please step away of your computer \|/ __________()___ _/_________(¦t¦)_\__ | OO|!!!!!| P |!!!!|OO l [|||||}***********{|||||] And Drop your Mouse
open your bloody front door to your house and see the sunshine while you have the chance your life is gonna go right past you the GAME IS NOT GOING BLOODY ANYWHERE!!!!
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Pocaran
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 -
[496]
何だろうね。。 外国人はいつもおかしいかな。。 本当にレラクッスしてください もうすぐゲームができるでしょう!! |

Cheyennes
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 -
[497]
Originally by: Precurseur
Originally by: Tizona can't believe nobody has suggested the obvious solutions.
to the whiners: go burn one.
to the database engineers: order more beer and go burn one.
I disagree, we need to take a UK political stance to this issue;
Have some politicians (or devs in this case) make an official statement Have some senior devs criticise the junior devs who made the statement Flail around and panic a lot Have the CEO (aka Prime Minister) vouch there will be a public enquiry and justice will be done Hold public enquiry two years later, at great expense Exonerate all those involved Smile and wave at the cameras
Job done.
I would like to add: Give Sara Ferguson 1/2 million pounds and she'll get Andrew to play the game for you.
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supreme viper
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 -
[498]
Originally by: Renna Hallison Go figure and the day before patch... outlook not good for patch day. Well off to play civ3 for awhile.
Im a noob and just wanted to know how big is patch and how long will the server be down
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Stasheddy
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 -
[499]
Oh nooos! I'm out of boosters 
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Syndiaan
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 -
[500]
Why dont yall stop going crazy over this and go pick up a book or something, damn.
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EXTERMINATOR 17
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 -
[501]
Nag...Nag...Nag.......
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Cpt Pewpew
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 -
[502]
OMG THERE IS A GOD!!!! HE BROUGHT EVE BACK TO LIFE
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DarkenedCell
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 -
[503]
Edited by: DarkenedCell on 25/05/2010 13:42:37 Oh well **** happens, why not releasing Tyrannis one day earlyer? :D
Also: Why does these kinds of things happen when I mined more then 2 Asteroid belts? :p
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Draconious Blue
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 -
[504]
Np this is CCP's way of giving back by letting us do RL stuff - time to stain the deck... :P
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sratow nagh
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 -
[505]
Please: DON'T SHOW STARTING UP if you do not mean it. That **** me off!!!
Cheers
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Pheon Silver
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 -
[506]
Im IN WOOOT
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asdfadfadsf
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 -
[507]
Yeah it`s working
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Croox
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 -
[508]
Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47 You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.
A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.
yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.
As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
^^ this sais it all, i must agree 100% with Keano on this one. Please CCP, listen to you your players and do whats best for the game.
-Croox-
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Furb Killer
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 -
[509]
Originally by: Frenzerelly I've been with EVE for less then a month, and twice now you guys don't have your act together. I am not very convinced if I should keep playing this game. If it is true you guys run with MS SQL, then go figure, and consider Oracle. Also you guys should build a client for LINUX, am am sure you be doing much better. Stop feeding into MS monopoly!
Have you guys thought about reimbursing your customers if missed play time?
Very disappointing!
When i joined eve the server crashed about 4 times per day (was around 2.8 years ago, they really had it ****ed up then), went over though.
And CCP had a linux client, no one used it since pretty much no one who games uses linux. And eve runs under wine afaik, so it is a waste of time making a seperate linux client.
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stiflerDK
Arcana Imperii Ltd. Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 -
[510]
Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47 You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.
A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.
yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.
As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
THIS
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Tarithell
Rim Collection RC Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 -
[511]
Originally by: meikokun
Originally by: Diaishi Akye
Originally by: Dances WithWolves I guess the SC need longer than 30 minutes to evac from the north. 
Game was Canceled Due to Volcanic Ash  
The EvE servers are located in london, dont think that would happen :)
Fella that ash is all over europe in London too 
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Sarius Deteis
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:43:00 -
[512]
This just in, EVE is up! This just in, too many log on and EVE crashes! This just in, people return to forums and continue to hate CCP over something they did not do!
Amarr Victory
WTB 8 lowslot Inty |

Captain Eflame
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:43:00 -
[513]
Tech Support: "Did you try turning it off and then turning it back on again?" Client: "How would that help it's not plugged in"
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Guru'Kha
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:43:00 -
[514]
So many tears.
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Lord RavenClaw
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:43:00 -
[515]
I think the minmatar slaves are too slow^^
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CloakedEgg
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:43:00 -
[516]
Cluster is being cluster****ed as we speak. Should be up now.
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Jack Krews
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:43:00 -
[517]
its back up! yayaya
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Virus10
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:44:00 -
[518]
Originally by: Captain Eflame Tech Support: "Did you try turning it off and then turning it back on again?" Client: "How would that help it's not plugged in"
LOL!!!
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Ian Lear
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:44:00 -
[519]
well, in the meantime:
here you might find the reason for the downtime ....
http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/bofhserver.pl
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Zora'e
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:44:00 -
[520]
Edited by: Zora''e on 25/05/2010 13:45:23 Took Walk: check Look at stars: check Shot neighbors dog: check Shot neighbors cat: check Infiltrated ccp headquarters to speak to the hamsters...
Inappropriate image removed. Navigator
What was inappropriate about that image Navi Gattor?
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inza onoa
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:44:00 -
[521]
Darn this topic fills itself faster then i can read it
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Sir Zzang
Amarr REUNI0N Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:44:00 -
[522]
It's up! _ :D! |

Sinistru
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:44:00 -
[523]
That's a shame... I work with lots of REAL corps that demands SLAs, and why not CCP can give us that? This is not a Service that we pay? I want QUALITY OF SERVICES!
We can demand that, open petitions... every hour offline we must be refunded, END OF HISTORY!
If I can't play , I don't need to pay! Right?
Regards!
Originally by: WeirdCulture
Originally by: Sinistru <snap> It's a complex task that 50 engineers need to do on CCP side...
Do CCP know what tha hell is ITIL? I think not! This is a Service that is PAY, not FREE! So, they need to comply the Service Level Agreement of 1 hour downtime, not 2+ hours.
regards!
Originally by: Ashelizabeth How about CCP just giving us an update as to what's going on??????
Which SLA? You gotta a SLA with CCP? Ever read the EULA?
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Nadezjda Allilujeva
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:44:00 -
[524]
There are no problems. Everything is in line with normal game mechanics. If something is repetitive then it is either a surprise or out of the ordinary. So the question is how to make this repetitive behavior to end. The problem here is that if it ends then the game mechanics are not normal. hmmmm hmm
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CamaraFS
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:44:00 -
[525]
Originally by: Serenity Green I've had to deal with this with a variety of other games, and as a programmer I can't llet it go anymore. STOP WHINING! CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.
quiet!!!! CCP Muppet..................
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Harocko K'zack
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:44:00 -
[526]
CCP must be having a barrel of laughs.... Every 10 minutes, it says that the surver will be back up in (3minutes+countdown) and eerytime i try to log in after it hits zero... it says its not accepting connections atm.... then it goes offline agian.. and repeat lol.
figures it happens when im on a sick day from school V-v
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prncess buns
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:44:00 -
[527]
i think ccp should refund players for loss of time other than normal downtime we the players are always getting penalised for external problems
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Kaironos Alazar
Forward Thinking Industries Universal Consortium
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:44:00 -
[528]
Theeeeeeere we go... made it in finally. Maybe it'll work this time :)
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AkJon Ferguson
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:45:00 -
[529]
Originally by: UkantBee Sirius I do get a kick out of all the wiseass comments from people who wouldn't know the first thing about making EVE work or how to fix it if something went wrong.
I've read this whole thread and don't see any wiseass comments by CCP.
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Dark Soldat
Caldari The Green Machine Aeternus.
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:45:00 -
[530]
This reminds me of that time 2 years ago or so when the servers went down during a big fight and there was a 100+ page thread in less than an hour or something
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Shurzaad
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:45:00 -
[531]
Not that I don't want to play but.........these comments are a riot! A comedian could make a killin off you folks! Keep it up,this thread is hilarious.
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SnIp3rKiLl3r
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:45:00 -
[532]
thank god for plexes i would'nt want to pay for this **** 
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Bulletdodger Tony
Paradox Federation United Front Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:45:00 -
[533]
It's up!
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Sylviria
Bendebeukers Green Rhino
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:45:00 -
[534]
Originally by: Sir Zzang It's up!
Confirmed! "If you are standing on the toilet, you are high on pot" |

RamonaYetta
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:45:00 -
[535]
2 players online now , and one is me 
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010101010101
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:46:00 -
[536]
tis up ! |

Manta Avoid
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:46:00 -
[537]
All in all, your whinging and *****ing just makes you look like stupid customers. Hell, every company has stupid customers. It's the only thing that makes Service Desk and Customer Support profitable.
CCP, keep up the good work. Honestly, some of these fools just don't know how good they get it from your crew . |

Vanderoph
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:46:00 -
[538]
Server UP |

Mail Lite
The Black Rabbits Academy The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:46:00 -
[539]
Originally by: Harocko K'zack CCP must be having a barrel of laughs.... Every 10 minutes, it says that the surver will be back up in (3minutes+countdown) and eerytime i try to log in after it hits zero... it says its not accepting connections atm.... then it goes offline agian.. and repeat lol.
figures it happens when im on a sick day from school V-v
Least we know who's fault it is!
Bad Mojo from skipping school to play a computer game.
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Plecostomus Gibbiceps
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:46:00 -
[540]
hmmm - My computer's name is Skynet (seriously) and this always happens after i clean my cache...
i'm seeing a pattern develop here... 
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Atillanz
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:46:00 -
[541]
Hey whatever you do don't pick Oracle. We have it at work and the company nearly went under cause of it! And it still sucks 18 months later. I'll take my chances and wait it out thanks. Go the engineers...
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Tonamin1
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:47:00 -
[542]
If you have seen a perfect code, pleas redirect the author to CCP, if not and if you intend to flame CCP, break your keyboard in half and have a nice day.
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Marmios
Rim Collection RC Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:47:00 -
[543]
how quickly the whining died.
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Hammerswift Thunder
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:48:00 -
[544]
lol i know the 2 players who are showing in game lol epic a carebear ftw
Fly like your going to die because death comes to us all. tm |

Starfinger
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:48:00 -
[545]
Agree: Failover really rather inconvienient and mildly annoying... Agree: CCP needs to fix the failover thing since it is cropping up alot lately Disagree: CCP is doing a bad job
In the 4 years i have played this game the number of times i have been prevented from playing due to tech issues has been nil in comparison to how many hours i have logged...the whiners on this thread should quit already or STFU!!
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Mister Squiggle
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:48:00 -
[546]
ITS UP.....no wait....
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Ichoujo
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:48:00 -
[547]
CCP buckle up guys....I am afraid the servers will blow up as some thousands of angry players will burst in the server within the next 2 minutes xD
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Drayzon
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:48:00 -
[548]
The last down time had updates every 30 minutes saying it will be another 30 minutes. This time.. no expectation of when it will be available again I log in for hours on end , but only actually have precious few minutes to play in any given week. Where is the incentive to sit thru another unknown downtime period?
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Marco Redwolf
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:48:00 -
[549]
oh my gawd my skillz are liek not set and i'm in nullsec and stuuff! plz halp!
</whining>
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Sekimori Yuki
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:48:00 -
[550]
So this makes me laugh hard.
1. We have players that are cussing and complaining that "OMG this is taking too long, this is why I left the last time."
1A. Well thank you for giving the reason and yet you still return. So to the I say STFU cause you will return again.
2. Players that have no life outside of the game, these people are extremely unique cause heaven forbid they don't know what else to do with their life. Now I know I am not saying anything new but figured seeing as they are still ranting around. Why the hell not.
2A. There is a world out there you have no clue of. Get out of your seat and go enjoy it a while yea? Hell and if you really want to go get ****y, go play another game like WoW where the Service is even worse. But don't worry we got your back when you come home. Not like you are cheating on the game.
3. Paying players that believe they are better and get to bish about anything and everything. Congrats to you guys most of all. Just cause you believe paying for the game that your going to make it go better. HAHAHA. You are the ones that make me laugh and make these forums enjoyable during down times. So with a caring hear and a warm hello I say to you players.
3A. Yes they are having problems... but you make it sound like OMG my 14.95 isn't helping AHHHHHHHHH. Seriously? I spend more than that on Clothing due to things now adays. And here is the best part. You expect a game that has been out for years to get better? Well they have improved a ton since the beginning and so yes it will take time. They will get to it when they get to it. So pop a pill and either stop playing like you should. OR pipe down and just wait like the rest of us. Its not that bad... really.... so what you can't change your training skills. Its a GAME. Get use to it.
Now I know this is going to get some burning and raging but I'm interested to see what people would say about this ^_^.
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Tetsuo ShadowLord
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:48:00 -
[551]
  OMG I need to get on befor work!!! FIX IT DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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meikokun
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:49:00 -
[552]
Alright, the servers is up! (no joke this time :D)
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Ian Lear
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:49:00 -
[553]
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Verbindung untersagt: Der EVE-Cluster hat seine maximale Nutzerzahl erreicht. Bitte versuchen Sie spSter noch einmal, sich einzuloggen. Sie sind auf Position 2 in der Warteliste fnr den Login.
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yarr!
http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/bofhserver.pl
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inza onoa
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:49:00 -
[554]
Servers up.
Darn, i am gonna miss this thread.
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Arctur Vallfar
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:49:00 -
[555]
Why can't we all just listen to epic metal and get along?
*Circleheadbangs.*
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Bluebear8
Divine Power. Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:49:00 -
[556]
CCP has underestimated the need for Sharp Cheddar Cheese, this morning. The pilots in this room won't continue poasting without food!!!
We demand MOAR CHEDDAR!
Do it NOW, CCP!
And, now ... back to your WHINE AND CHEESE Party. 
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Governor Arnie
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:50:00 -
[557]
they're just testing extended downtime before the patch. they know 16 hours won't be enough, so they are preparing us a day early.
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Thommas Sawyer
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:50:00 -
[558]
Originally by: BioMass213 If anyone knows where I'm at, could you please give me a clue. I'm kind of lost ATM. Just a chat board, and no spacey stuff to look at.
You're trapped in a Wormhole, and the only way out is to find yourself.
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Zenst
Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:50:00 -
[559]
Originally by: WeirdCulture
Originally by: Sinistru <snap> It's a complex task that 50 engineers need to do on CCP side...
Do CCP know what tha hell is ITIL? I think not! This is a Service that is PAY, not FREE! So, they need to comply the Service Level Agreement of 1 hour downtime, not 2+ hours.
regards!
Originally by: Ashelizabeth How about CCP just giving us an update as to what's going on??????
Which SLA? You gotta a SLA with CCP? Ever read the EULA?
agreed also might like to point out ITIL is ****e IMHO and whilst great for the anals doing telco stuff it has flaws - like the inability to do proactive fault fixing. Also lets point out that ITIL is change managment - if you can plan your problems then great, basicly it has nothing to do with this.
But perhaps pushing patch day back would be prudent IMHO, but thats just common sence speaking. A normal day prior to the patch would afterall be indicative of sanity as you could roll out the patch and then find you have a bug which was already there in the first place (seen that happen and casue a patch to rollback IRL on a major TELCO network) when it had nothing to do with the fault.
All that said - been alot of failovers happen and cause problems - in the early days they were called faults as if you fail over to another box to handle the work and that cant work then its more a fault as a failover would mean one box foo'd and failed over to a working box - least now I use the term failover. yes M$ is ****e, and DB2 rocks but hey, there is no 5 minute fix happening here and never will be.
So in summary - your right we have no SLA, and whoever said ITIL needs to be taken out and shot as it has **** all do with this and would make no difference - especialy as its flawed by design for proactive problem managment vodoo so :p.
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GATEGAEO
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:50:00 -
[560]
Originally by: UkantBee Sirius If you want a dynamic universe to play in then expect dynamic errors to occur. I do get a kick out of all the wiseass comments from people who wouldn't know the first thing about making EVE work or how to fix it if something went wrong. Like chimps puzzling over a Blackberry. Now pipe down and pass me a bannana.
I'm happy that banks are not having same attitude of services  Oops never mind that ur bank account is deleted and funds lost. I'ts just dynamic world..
Oops now words "icesave" came to my mind   
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sasuk
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:50:00 -
[561]
im in servers up
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REQUIN TIRAN
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:51:00 -
[562]
Please CCP, after Tyrannis, give time to fix all the problems you have with the game, is falling to pieces! Is the best game I've played and I will not give up on, but this is happening quite often and discourages me a lot. Prioritize us as players, always seek a balance between us and the consecution of new ones, we deserve respect and the fact that these problems happen from time to time give to believe that you were not very interested. My knowledge with servers and systems are very limited but simple logic tells me that something is not working well, I think the company don`t do what they need to do, the game deserve the best that technology can offer but i don`t know if you have it, do you believe that game deserve it? change of thought guys, not everything is money, money, money, customer service is vital to the smooth operation of any company and in this respect you are failing.
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CCP Navigator
C C P C C P Alliance

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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:51:00 -
[563]
Following our normal scheduled downtime it was quickly discovered that the database required re-indexing. Operations completed this re-indexing successfully.
We apologize for any inconvenience that this may have caused.
Navigator Senior Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Hakaru Ishiwara
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:51:00 -
[564]
I'm up. And loving life. 
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Stewart Pudaso
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:51:00 -
[565]
CCP Navigator - I'm sure there's some PHB standing over your or your Teamlead's head going - "What's the ETA?" But, what's the ETA. Just want to know if I should start drinking or wait til later.
Thanks for the communication though it helps us to not get quite as frustrated.
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Khai Mann
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:52:00 -
[566]
I think SC is going to kick some serious goony toon ass.... lol
Just thought everyone should know this :)
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Intoagun Deshana
Minmatar Sentinel Eradicators of Doom
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:52:00 -
[567]
Originally by: CCP Navigator Following our normal scheduled downtime it was quickly discovered that the database required re-indexing. Operations completed this re-indexing without any data loss.
We apologize for any inconvenience that this may have caused.
:p Dork.
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Entrepaz
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:52:00 -
[568]
I hope stays down all day so no one will point one isk me til I get home!!!
\o/ And I'll continue to to Troll the forums for humor. Anyone up for an associatiog game?
http://media.photobucket.com/image/ccp%20servers/verone3784/servercrash.jpg
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Tarithell
Rim Collection RC Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:53:00 -
[569]
Originally by: Zora'e Edited by: Zora''e on 25/05/2010 13:50:20 Edited by: Zora''e on 25/05/2010 13:49:51 Edited by: Zora''e on 25/05/2010 13:45:23 Took Walk: check Look at stars: check Shot neighbors dog: check Shot neighbors cat: check Infiltrated ccp headquarters to speak to the hamsters...
Inappropriate image removed. Navigator
Looks like u discovered their secret and now ccp is gonna send u secret service at your home!! there is some island in middle of pacific go hide!!
What was inappropriate about that image Navi Gattor? Or do you just have issues that I RE-posted it after adding text to it? Maybe scroll back a page or two ay?
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Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:53:00 -
[570]
Server is up and I already found a hauler and a battleship wreck at a gate. Guess the suicide gankers are up, too!  --
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inza onoa
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:54:00 -
[571]
Can't we just stay in contact in this topic, even though the server is back up?
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Frenzerelly
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:55:00 -
[572]
Originally by: Marmios
Originally by: Frenzerelly I've been with EVE for less then a month, and twice now you guys don't have your act together. I am not very convinced if I should keep playing this game. If it is true you guys run with MS SQL, then go figure, and consider Oracle. Also you guys should build a client for LINUX, am am sure you be doing much better. Stop feeding into MS monopoly!
Have you guys thought about reimbursing your customers if missed play time?
Very disappointing!
You can get some cookies.
Don't worry, got plenty of those, both in the pantry and on my computer, but thanks!
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Sister Steal
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:55:00 -
[573]
You want to play?
Send me all 1 million ISKs and we will release the database.
Member of the Anarchy Revolution!
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quickshot89
Caldari b.b.k Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:57:00 -
[574]
Originally by: Frenzerelly I've been with EVE for less then a month, and twice now you guys don't have your act together. I am not very convinced if I should keep playing this game. If it is true you guys run with MS SQL, then go figure, and consider Oracle. Also you guys should build a client for LINUX, am am sure you be doing much better. Stop feeding into MS monopoly!
Have you guys thought about reimbursing your customers if missed play time?
Very disappointing!
0/10, if you dont like it, go back to wow, the EULA means they can do what they want, then they want. linux client is dead, stop being cheap and buy an OS??
and no, no reimbursment as they dont have to
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Governor Arnie
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:57:00 -
[575]
Originally by: Atillanz Hey whatever you do don't pick Oracle. We have it at work and the company nearly went under cause of it! And it still sucks 18 months later. I'll take my chances and wait it out thanks. Go the engineers...
MSSQL SERVER = FAIL ORACLE = FAIL MYSQL = FTW???
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Zora'e
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:57:00 -
[576]
I'm interested in Harassing Navi Gattor like he harasses me. Removes an image, that is simply an image I copied from earlier in the thread and added text to it, saying it's inappropriate, yet the earlier image remained. Whats wrong Navi Gattor. You have PERSONAL issues with me? Huh cupcake?
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Zenst
Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:58:00 -
[577]
Originally by: CCP Navigator Following our normal scheduled downtime it was quickly discovered that the database required re-indexing. Operations completed this re-indexing successfully.
We apologize for any inconvenience that this may have caused.
Given the size thats a pretty fast re-index of all tables - impressive.
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Musical Fist
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:59:00 -
[578]
Edited by: Musical Fist on 25/05/2010 13:59:03 Server is alive ITS ALIVE!!
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xenoonex369
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:59:00 -
[579]
oh no too much **** :)
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Governor Arnie
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Posted - 2010.05.25 14:03:00 -
[580]
Originally by: Zenst
Originally by: CCP Navigator Following our normal scheduled downtime it was quickly discovered that the database required re-indexing. Operations completed this re-indexing successfully.
We apologize for any inconvenience that this may have caused.
Given the size thats a pretty fast re-index of all tables - impressive.
They just got a new shipment in of those multicolored index tabs... 
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Frenkii
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Posted - 2010.05.25 14:03:00 -
[581]
Originally by: Governor Arnie
Originally by: Atillanz Hey whatever you do don't pick Oracle. We have it at work and the company nearly went under cause of it! And it still sucks 18 months later. I'll take my chances and wait it out thanks. Go the engineers...
MSSQL SERVER = FAIL ORACLE = FAIL MYSQL = FTW???
I have't heard about MYSQL being used in a large bank database, where there is even higher amount of transactions per second then in EVE, plus MYSQL is now owned by Oracle, so what will be the future of it.
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Modahn Etch
Buggers' Advanced Interstellar Transport
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Posted - 2010.05.25 14:03:00 -
[582]
And then...
deadthread. Your Mothership. |

Boschenaar
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Posted - 2010.05.25 14:04:00 -
[583]
Learned my lesson, did set up 20+ days skill on both accounts before the new patch.
Good luck on the patching tomorrow, feed the hamsters some extra and see you in an improved virtual space soon. Keep up the good work CCP and make this game even better then it already is. 
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Lordand master
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Posted - 2010.05.25 14:05:00 -
[584]
What ever happened to the CCP transparency?
Correct me if i am wrong but CCP used to say what the problem was in detail and what was being done to solve it. When did that stop? Now-days they just say: "the server is going to be down for some time" as if we can't find that out by running the game...
Anyone remember when they had problems breaking 20,000 players mark and had to go on stackless python? What happened? Went from days with almost open source kind of explanation of what was wrong and what measures were taken, to dispensing "statements and answers in a can".
Doesn't just stop at development team, customer service took a dive as well. Few days ago my ship was destroyed by a griever and there was no CONCORD. I appealed the whole issue and, in about 3 minutes, received the "we'll look into it" response followed by closing of the petition. You would think they would toss an update my way on what that investigation was doing or anything since petition was not resolved instead of closing it.
Don't like the way this is, not one bit.
I would not be at all surprised if CCP Navigator was just some sort of a CCP customer relations spokesmen and not in any way part of the development team, given the details he provided us. Hell, if someone walked into the building the receptionist would be more informative.
Then again, maybe my hopes are still high and it is a bot.
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Intoagun Deshana
Minmatar Sentinel Eradicators of Doom
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Posted - 2010.05.25 14:05:00 -
[585]
What do you think about the 20 pages of text about this short DT? You all are dorks. 
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Jake Amsen
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Posted - 2010.05.25 14:05:00 -
[586]
Originally by: shefupity CCP should calculate the amount of time lost by the players when the servers are offline and extend account activation with that time. 1 h every day + patches = less time for players to play . And i think all of us pay 30 days of game play but we have available 28 days. How about CCP make this updates and maintenance on their money not ours ?!!
Actually, the EULA says there is no warranty or guarantee of 100% uptime. Therefore, the price you pay INCLUDES server maintenance and unscheduled downtimes. If you want 100% uptime, the price would increase.
I agree that anyone who wants to cry about what a poor job CCP does has two options: 1. Cancel your subscription and leave permanently, or 2. Build a better MMO yourself and become a hero to gamers worldwide. Put up or shutup.
Seriously.
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Zora'e
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.25 14:06:00 -
[587]
Whats your problem Navi Gattor?
This image is ok...
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1324070&page=15#426
but you remove this one from my post and claim it's inappropriate?
http://i1033.photobucket.com/albums/a416/TikiTaviMavi/ugly-hamsters2a.jpg
Why? Because I posted the texted version (and you obviously have PERSONAL issues with me)?
Your slip is showing Navi Gattor.
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Rena Drhgool
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Posted - 2010.05.25 14:14:00 -
[588]
Originally by: stiflerDK
Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47 You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.
A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.
yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.
As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
THIS
this |

Dominatus Crispus
Nation of Muppets
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Posted - 2010.05.25 14:25:00 -
[589]
Originally by: 5n4keyes Looks like Dominion, is ending pretty much the same way it started, and continued...
qftw! /thread |

Merasa Tro
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Posted - 2010.05.25 14:26:00 -
[590]
Originally by: Rena Drhgool
Originally by: stiflerDK
Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47
stuff about fixing lag, then...
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
THIS
this
Just to offer a counter argument, for balance and impartiality.
No one I know gives a damn about 500v500 fleet fights, soverignity, alliance wars. We're looking forward to see what PI delivers.
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Rhedea
Gorthaur Legion
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Posted - 2010.05.25 14:27:00 -
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I hope after the patch I can play with the new computer win7 64 bit ati 5970 12gb ram 

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Sweatsock
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Posted - 2010.05.25 15:06:00 -
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Originally by: Governor Arnie
Originally by: Atillanz Hey whatever you do don't pick Oracle. We have it at work and the company nearly went under cause of it! And it still sucks 18 months later. I'll take my chances and wait it out thanks. Go the engineers...
MSSQL SERVER = FAIL ORACLE = FAIL MYSQL = FTW???
MS Access DB imo
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Karadan Kaarwen
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Posted - 2010.05.25 15:12:00 -
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Originally by: TriadSte
See theres your problem your blind.
Yes Eve is a awesome game, WHEN it works.
CCP Do not SUCCESSFULLY Administer the game.
The OCCASIONAL glitch, Seriously.......occasionally? Are you real? Your having a giraffe.
Youve hit one nail on the head however, yes we do PAY to get f*cked around, sorry I meant to play the game...
Punctuation, grammar and common sense fail.
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CCP Navigator
C C P C C P Alliance

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Posted - 2010.05.25 15:36:00 -
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Originally by: Lordand master What ever happened to the CCP transparency?
Correct me if i am wrong but CCP used to say what the problem was in detail and what was being done to solve it. When did that stop? Now-days they just say: "the server is going to be down for some time" as if we can't find that out by running the game...
Anyone remember when they had problems breaking 20,000 players mark and had to go on stackless python? What happened? Went from days with almost open source kind of explanation of what was wrong and what measures were taken, to dispensing "statements and answers in a can".
Doesn't just stop at development team, customer service took a dive as well. Few days ago my ship was destroyed by a griever and there was no CONCORD. I appealed the whole issue and, in about 3 minutes, received the "we'll look into it" response followed by closing of the petition. You would think they would toss an update my way on what that investigation was doing or anything since petition was not resolved instead of closing it.
Don't like the way this is, not one bit.
I would not be at all surprised if CCP Navigator was just some sort of a CCP customer relations spokesmen and not in any way part of the development team, given the details he provided us. Hell, if someone walked into the building the receptionist would be more informative.
Then again, maybe my hopes are still high and it is a bot.
Community simply report the details provided to us from Operations when Tranquility is experiencing difficulties. While I appreciate that people want to be kept updated, I am not going to go down the road of simply making posts which are not factually correct which would be much worse.
In this instance it was discovered that the database needed to be re-indexed in order for Tranquility to perform in the correct state. Once this was discovered the fix took place very quickly and the server rebooted as quickly as we could.
Navigator Senior Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Hakaru Ishiwara
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.05.25 15:53:00 -
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Originally by: Merasa Tro
Originally by: Rena Drhgool
Originally by: stiflerDK
Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47
stuff about fixing lag, then...
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
THIS
this
Just to offer a counter argument, for balance and impartiality.
No one I know gives a damn about 500v500 fleet fights, soverignity, alliance wars. We're looking forward to see what PI delivers.
Ah, one of the great disconnects in EVE.
In fact, PI-related activities may be directly tied to alliance and sovereignty wars since there are control tower and POS module BPOs on the market in Singularity. And all of those blue prints require planet-derived materials.
Also keep in mind all of the goods and materials that are consumed during wars. Thousands of tech 2-fit battleships, for example, have been blown up over the past couple of months in the North. That translates into tremendous potential for industry-inclined players regardless of affiliation and location.
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TriadSte
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.25 16:13:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Navigator Community simply report the details provided to us from Operations when Tranquility is experiencing difficulties. While I appreciate that people want to be kept updated, I am not going to go down the road of simply making posts which are not factually correct which would be much worse.
In this instance it was discovered that the database needed to be re-indexed in order for Tranquility to perform in the correct state. Once this was discovered the fix took place very quickly and the server rebooted as quickly as we could.
Why did it take 2 hours 30 or so minutes to figure that out?
I think that yes indeed we don't get enough info from CCP at all we just get the same old copy paste "sorry blah blah blah" and it is copy and paste theres no meaning to it at all. This alone annoys us.
Also why re-indexed? Isnt this one of the functions that happens in Downtime anyway?
People blame computers, computers are controlled my humans FACT. Therefore who is to blame?
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Agent Unknown
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.05.25 16:38:00 -
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Originally by: Rena Drhgool
Originally by: stiflerDK
Originally by: killerkeano Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47 You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.
A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.
yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.
As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.
no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.
do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER
THIS
this
If your accounts weren't subbed, how are you posting?  By the way, this is my signature.
TeamSpeak For EVE - API-controlled TeamSpeak 3 Access!
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Bandit Darville
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Posted - 2010.05.25 16:43:00 -
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Well Jake ole boy, everyone is entitled to there own opinion, If you don't agree its as you said:
Option 1 . Move on and let people have there point of view 
Option 2 . Shut up and put up
Option 3 . Play something else 
I recommend option 1. for best results
Originally by: Jake Amsen
Originally by: shefupity CCP should calculate the amount of time lost by the players when the servers are offline and extend account activation with that time. 1 h every day + patches = less time for players to play . And i think all of us pay 30 days of game play but we have available 28 days. How about CCP make this updates and maintenance on their money not ours ?!!
Actually, the EULA says there is no warranty or guarantee of 100% uptime. Therefore, the price you pay INCLUDES server maintenance and unscheduled downtimes. If you want 100% uptime, the price would increase.
I agree that anyone who wants to cry about what a poor job CCP does has two options: 1. Cancel your subscription and leave permanently, or 2. Build a better MMO yourself and become a hero to gamers worldwide. Put up or shutup.
Seriously.
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