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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:07 -
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I want a WormHole C7 with a Indestructible Always Online POS (It will be called - Happy Drone Farmer).
I will create all kind of Drones in this farm. Sleepers Drones, Circadian Drones, GECKOS.... etc.
Nobody will be able to shoot each other in this WH, it is a protected space dedicated to BOB and its offsprings (Drones).
I demand a GECKO STATUE bigger than any Station Bulit on EVE.
And the WH must have 2 Stars (Sun).
:P
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Umberto Eco
Refugee
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:12 -
[3242] - Quote
Good luck CCP! Take a moment to give yourselves some love today |
Freelancer117
so you want to be a Hero
305
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:12 -
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wow, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
Not the best move to bring in lapsed accounts back into the game
The players will make a better version of the game, then CCP initially plans.
http://eve-radio.com//images/photos/3419/223/34afa0d7998f0a9a86f737d6.jpg
The heart is deceitful above all things and beyond cure. Who can understand it?
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Tweaker083
Viper-Squad pwn-O-graphy
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:13 -
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Perfect day to extend Subscription and to buy plex.
But it looks like CCP has a Backup |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:13 -
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Dradis Aulmais wrote:Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Figures that it took a Canook to figure that one out. |
Dominic Altol
EVE University Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:24 -
[3246] - Quote
I forgot my password |
Tarkus Jedari
Operation Meatshield
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:51 -
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Figures, the day I stay up all night to get on immediately after down time and this happens........and least we all seem to be having fun in the fourms here |
Ygaff Desfois
QC-PunksNotDead
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:53 -
[3248] - Quote
CCP should remove the VIP MODE on Sisi until they finish working on TQ... It could be a pain relief for stressfull people who get mad about that unexpected downtime...
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Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:55 -
[3249] - Quote
Good luck out there on that Iceland thingy.
Keep us posted |
Tyson Paige
Hammer of Hephaestus
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:57 -
[3250] - Quote
Y0UR M0THER wrote:Eve online, the ultimate cockblocker
Hump Day + Happy Hour = ? |
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Barrak
Wormhole Engineers Greater Realms
133
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:12 -
[3251] - Quote
ITs UP!!!!!!
YAY |
veolias
Skyjack industries
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:12 -
[3252] - Quote
cheerio story TLDR.
Can anyone summarize ?
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Jermanicus
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:22 -
[3253] - Quote
Dradis Aulmais wrote:Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
haha, whats funny is my wife sent me that link on facebook! |
wattebausch
Bierfest
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:33 -
[3254] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote: 19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
Testing the fix for the fix for the issues? :D |
vccv
59
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:35 -
[3255] - Quote
Chriz East wrote:are the server down ? cant log on ?
Must be just you. Were all here just hanging out, sipping cocktails and posting thoughts on the treatment of hamsters nowadays. |
Obi SToN3D
House Aratus Goonswarm Federation
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:51 -
[3256] - Quote
"Fozziesov broke eve first" |
Naxirian
Target Acquired
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:54 -
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Danny Nuttall wrote:yea get EvE, get ganked mining your back out for zilch, get tired of it, quit get emails asking to return, ignore, see 'this is EvE' and come back with a new toon, get your skills sorted after doing the starter career missions find that the servers are no longer online, you can't play EvE due to this.... go on the only other game you bother with, oh wait Dust and EvE are on the same server,
seven hours later and the pool's still closed due to tactical genius
Mining. That's where you went wrong lol. Screwed your entire EVE career right there =D |
Barrak
Wormhole Engineers Greater Realms
133
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:57 -
[3258] - Quote
Only joking............. |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic
955
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:01 -
[3259] - Quote
A woman was involved in a near-fatal car accident that rendered her comatose. For weeks she laid in her hospital bed, showing no signs of improvement. Her faithful husband visited her several times a day, never giving up hope. One morning, a nurse was performing a sponge bath on her patient when she put the warm and moist sponge between her legs. Noticing an immediate positive response on the heart and brain monitors, she immediately went to get the doctor. With the doctor present, she did the same thing to her patient, getting the same result. The doctor was very excited, viewing this as a major breakthrough. He quickly called the woman's husband, explaining that he needed to come to the hospital ASAP. Arriving just minutes later, the doctor explained all of this to the man. The doctor believed that if perhaps the man would enter his wife's room and have oral sex with her, she may regain consciousness. "I'll try anything for my beautiful wife. I just want her back," explained the now-optimistic husband. The medical staff all had left the room to give the couple the privacy they needed. About twenty minutes had passed when the man exited the room, sobbing uncontrollably. "What happened? Is she conscious?" asked the doctor. "No", the man replied. "I don't know what happened. I think she choked to death!"
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
37
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:11 -
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I'm super trashed forn the drikning gmae, I told yougguys that you hacve to take a shot everytime somewon blamds CCP FOZZIE!
Play by teh rules!! |
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC Cede Nullis
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:12 -
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Bobby Shyne wrote:Need isk when coming back online? Well worry no longer, bobby shyne has the fix for you! Use my ISK Multiplier service! I have been playing Eve since big bang and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community! Send me ALL the isk that you want once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it! Don't let this downtime ruin your experience! Use Bobby Shyne's Legit Isk Quadrupling service! Guaranteed to make you happy! I'm Shyning it!
Sir, I have already trademarked this scam.
Please retract this statement before my lawyers take legal action. |
Galathroxxx
Mindstar Technology Get Off My Lawn
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:16 -
[3262] - Quote
Is the server down then? I hadn't noticed. |
Panthe3 Black
The Branded Few Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:28 -
[3263] - Quote
veolias wrote:cheerio story TLDR.
Can anyone summarize ?
think it was about not eating them. please ignore this is just a TEST |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core Lasers Are Magic
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:37 -
[3264] - Quote
CCP actually just spilled coke on the hardware - http://gifland.us/555462 |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:06 -
[3265] - Quote
EDIT:
a quick review of posts:
30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini
5% joke about compensation
35% actual request for compensation
20% general back patting / trolling
10% drinking game (please x-post rules)
<1% tittiez
Shake. My. Head. |
Kasli Catal
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:13 -
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Posting to check kil- errr likes |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:13 -
[3267] - Quote
server just booted up but not currently accepting any authentications from players
**The authentication token provided by the launcher is of an invalid format. Please try again or contact EVE customer support.** |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:24 -
[3268] - Quote
CCP!!!! Why don't you let us play on the Chinese Server (Serenity)?
:D |
Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:30 -
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18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX 18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
Okay so can we get Singularity back? or is broke now too? |
Kid-Adi en Thielles
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:31 -
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CCP!! How's your progress? |
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