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DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.12 05:40:00 -
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EVE online would beat any invasion force for 1 reason and 1 reason only. None of the afformentioned sci-fi powers know how to deal with the lag on EVE's servers. They'd sit there trying to figure out WTF is going on while being blown to pieces. _______________
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X4N4X
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Posted - 2008.08.12 06:17:00 -
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All 4 titans vs Deathstar(with a 5 minute firing rate)
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sg3s
Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.08.12 06:54:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP EVE online would beat any invasion force for 1 reason and 1 reason only. None of the afformentioned sci-fi powers know how to deal with the lag on EVE's servers. They'd sit there trying to figure out WTF is going on while being blown to pieces.
This.
"Just let the fighters do the work people, take it easy, get a drink, and keep up those remote reps."
Originally by: Tarminic Because even when EVE sucks, it sucks less than every other MMO out there.
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Prof Patpending
Warp badgers with guns
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Posted - 2008.08.12 07:15:00 -
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Edited by: Prof Patpending on 12/08/2008 07:15:16 Titan? A mere firework Deathstar? Use it as a table lamp Borg Cube? Send it back to Sweden and ask for a proper ship.
Speaking of which herre is the ultimate weapon!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_Machine_III
Got a huge rampaging alien menace to destroy in the untold billions? Then compress Jupiter down to about 6 metres across and detonate it in the centre of the galaxy to create a super massive blackhole which in turn causes further black holes to form outward stopping where star masses are less such as the spiral arms where Sol is situated.
Now that ladies and gentlemen is a big bang.
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mentalmonkey
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.08.12 07:49:00 -
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Edited by: mentalmonkey on 12/08/2008 07:49:39 MS from Independance day? dude even its deployed ships were 15Km across IIRC, sure the drones where tiny, but thier shield are like Jove srength and their primary weps could probably take must sub-caps in 1 shot, they would however suffer from short range and poor tracking, but with fighter lag bombing they could probably fair quite well. I guess Ewar would be thier main weakness.
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TimMc
Gallente Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.08.12 07:50:00 -
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Ships in star trek are pathetically small.
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Algia Knightstorm
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Posted - 2008.08.12 07:55:00 -
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Originally by: Gottii Edited by: Gottii on 12/08/2008 05:09:01
The Gunstar is the original solopwnmobile. Death Blossom > DDD.
^this^
It always reminded me of Super Nashwan in Xenon 2
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Taradis
Amarr The Imperial Assassins Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.08.12 07:59:00 -
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death star pwns and my abaddon could woop the enterprise.
Some of the minbari ships from babylon 5 could woop some ass
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Rigimortis
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Posted - 2008.08.12 10:14:00 -
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Andromeda > all eve ships as it can fire 40 cruise missiles at per round...
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Tehel Necrona
Minmatar Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.08.12 10:19:00 -
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That Reman warbird called Scimitar could give a few ships a pain in the neck... with it's firing while cloaked h4x.
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Stitcher
Caldari Duty.
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Posted - 2008.08.12 10:35:00 -
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Edited by: Stitcher on 12/08/2008 10:35:29 I actually got drawn into an "EVE versus Star Trek" conversation a couple months back. It boiled down to these two major points.
1: The Enterprise has phasers and photon torpedos, both with an optimal range of about 15 AU.
2: EM damage lol.
There were a couple of other points, such as the infinite flexibility of EVE ship systems, but my favourite point was that, whereas in Star Trek a ship the size of the Enterprise takes eight months to build, in EVE it takes two hours.
The ultimate anti-Star Trek weapon? The Vagabond. -
Lt. Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |

Malcanis
We are Legend eXceed.
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Posted - 2008.08.12 10:43:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Airron
Originally by: Forluhn Deathstar > all
well all but a little tiny fighter right?
<VadervoiceÖ> NERF TORPS! </VadervoiceÖ>
CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that. |

Falkrich Swifthand
Caldari eNinjas Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.08.12 11:00:00 -
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The Lady Macbeth from The Night's Dawn trilogy of books would make a nice EVE ship. Not much to look at though (it's a sphere). It has a 15ly jump capability, 3 fusion reaction engines and one antimatter reaction engine (which is illegal to fuel in highsec ), 8 thinly disguised "communications" masers that can "punch a message clean through another ship", and "combat wasp" (drone) launch rails. All controlled by direct neural link through "neural nanonics" (nano-scale computer in the brain) which allows you to buy and use software in much the same way as skills in eve.
The ship also has a freefall *** cage for the captain. Ahem.
To continue the comparison with EVE, that ship is also frequently being repaired. It doesn't come out of every fight unscathed like a lot of scifi ships. The crew are freelancers, the pilot originally salvaged to get the money to fit and repair the lady macbeth, then ran trade and courier contracts and eventually got a navy commission.
It's sounding scarily like eve actually.
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Eran Laude
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2008.08.12 11:05:00 -
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Originally by: Falkrich Swifthand The Lady Macbeth from The Night's Dawn trilogy of books would make a nice EVE ship. Not much to look at though (it's a sphere). It has a 15ly jump capability, 3 fusion reaction engines and one antimatter reaction engine (which is illegal to fuel in highsec ), 8 thinly disguised "communications" masers that can "punch a message clean through another ship", and "combat wasp" (drone) launch rails. All controlled by direct neural link through "neural nanonics" (nano-scale computer in the brain) which allows you to buy and use software in much the same way as skills in eve.
The ship also has a freefall *** cage for the captain. Ahem.
To continue the comparison with EVE, that ship is also frequently being repaired. It doesn't come out of every fight unscathed like a lot of scifi ships. The crew are freelancers, the pilot originally salvaged to get the money to fit and repair the lady macbeth, then ran trade and courier contracts and eventually got a navy commission.
It's sounding scarily like eve actually.
+ eleventy billion for Peter F. Hamilton reference.
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MOS DEF
0utbreak
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Posted - 2008.08.12 11:09:00 -
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Originally by: Forluhn Deathstar > all
Would die to a bomber so it's kinda pointless.
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Lord Meriak
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Posted - 2008.08.12 11:10:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Meriak on 12/08/2008 11:11:41 We know star trek vessels would beat the Amarr Ships. as they already faced them :) Linkage what you think  Thow i think the mins where flying them 
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Bonny Lee
Caldari Liga Freier Terraner Cosmic Anomalies
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Posted - 2008.08.12 11:11:00 -
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Edited by: Bonny Lee on 12/08/2008 11:12:24 Mhh i dont believe anyone had a chance against this little Monster: the real pwnmobile
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Drunk Driver
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.08.12 11:21:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Airron
Originally by: Forluhn Deathstar > all
well all but a little tiny fighter right?

Cracked me up....

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Moonbat Kain
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Posted - 2008.08.12 11:22:00 -
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Invictus class Missile Pod laying Super Dreadnought from David Webber's Honor Harrington series.
This ship will eat every other ship posted in this thread (including Titan and Deathstar) before they even saw it. om nom nom nom!
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Eben Rochelle
Gallente LFC Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.08.12 11:26:00 -
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Hybrids + antimatter = relativistic antimatter
therefore total win.
It has been stated that the enterprise is capable of destroying a planet (TOS)
BSG is t3h loz..
Hypometric weapons 4tw
that is all
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CCP Mindstar

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Posted - 2008.08.12 11:28:00 -
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Originally by: Falkrich Swifthand The Lady Macbeth from The Night's Dawn trilogy of books would make a nice EVE ship. Not much to look at though (it's a sphere). It has a 15ly jump capability, 3 fusion reaction engines and one antimatter reaction engine (which is illegal to fuel in highsec ), 8 thinly disguised "communications" masers that can "punch a message clean through another ship", and "combat wasp" (drone) launch rails. All controlled by direct neural link through "neural nanonics" (nano-scale computer in the brain) which allows you to buy and use software in much the same way as skills in eve.
The ship also has a freefall *** cage for the captain. Ahem.
To continue the comparison with EVE, that ship is also frequently being repaired. It doesn't come out of every fight unscathed like a lot of scifi ships. The crew are freelancers, the pilot originally salvaged to get the money to fit and repair the lady macbeth, then ran trade and courier contracts and eventually got a navy commission.
It's sounding scarily like eve actually.
I was more a fan of the Edenist Voidhawks and Blackhawks. Oh hey, wasn't that space station called Tranquility??  -- |
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Prof Patpending
Warp badgers with guns
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Posted - 2008.08.12 11:32:00 -
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All these pea shooters. You know the truth that the Blackhole bomb would just own everything as long as I have a large stock of Jupiters about.
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eliminator2
Gallente You're Doing It Wrong
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Posted - 2008.08.12 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Banana Torres Of course Starbug from Red Dwarf would beat everything.
Except USS Voyager, cause she had a superior engineer. And 7 of 9.
yea voyager after last episode would WTF pwn a titan tbh :D
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John McDuff
Caldari Jovian Labs Jovian Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.08.12 11:46:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Mindstar
Originally by: Falkrich Swifthand The Lady Macbeth from The Night's Dawn trilogy of books would make a nice EVE ship. Not much to look at though (it's a sphere). It has a 15ly jump capability, 3 fusion reaction engines and one antimatter reaction engine (which is illegal to fuel in highsec ), 8 thinly disguised "communications" masers that can "punch a message clean through another ship", and "combat wasp" (drone) launch rails. All controlled by direct neural link through "neural nanonics" (nano-scale computer in the brain) which allows you to buy and use software in much the same way as skills in eve.
The ship also has a freefall *** cage for the captain. Ahem.
To continue the comparison with EVE, that ship is also frequently being repaired. It doesn't come out of every fight unscathed like a lot of scifi ships. The crew are freelancers, the pilot originally salvaged to get the money to fit and repair the lady macbeth, then ran trade and courier contracts and eventually got a navy commission.
It's sounding scarily like eve actually.
I was more a fan of the Edenist Voidhawks and Blackhawks. Oh hey, wasn't that space station called Tranquility?? 
Those things are alive (shivers), tranquility is more like a space worm than a space station :)
Those books rule, and closest comparison i've seen yet :) Especially the neural nanonics fit very nicely with the EVE theme.
Also, star trek ships would fail in any engagement with one ever so slight tactical advantage - they can fire and manouver at warp, pwning us all :(
--- "Everyone speaks of my drinking, but never of my thirst" Everyone can now start bowing down to me in an orderly fashion...
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Tippia
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.12 12:03:00 -
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Pff! Heart of Gold > all.
You say nanoship? I say small poodle. You say deathstar? I say vat of custard.
…or possibly a MegaMaid with some earplugs.
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Hugh Ruka
Exploratio et Industria Morispatia
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Posted - 2008.08.12 12:04:00 -
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LaMuse from Kiddy Grade would pwn all ... --- SIG --- CSM: your support is needed ! |

Transmaniacon
Minmatar Strike-Force-Alpha
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Posted - 2008.08.12 12:17:00 -
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Originally by: Radcjk Edited by: Radcjk on 12/08/2008 04:23:38 WH 40K Space Marine Battle Barge.
Guns wont matter when the Assault Terminators are teleporting aboard and testing their thunder hammers on the pod.
Win 
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Gone'Postal
Minmatar Vengeance 8 Interceptors
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Posted - 2008.08.12 12:20:00 -
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Originally by: headweapon The Lexx always had a certain something...
Lexx would own tbh.
Most of the male crew would not be ablel to do anything but drool over blondys boobies.
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Spenz
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.08.12 12:33:00 -
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You know speaking of X3: reunion, am I the only one who thinks the Xenon M2's and M1's look like charon freighters (only heavily armed)?
A xenon M1 is the result of the caldari painting the charon black and loading it with as much firepower as it can possibly hold IMO.
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CCP Lingorm
C C P

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Posted - 2008.08.12 12:39:00 -
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Personally I would put my money on a Super Dreadnought from David Weber's setting (especially if it is a Medusa Clas SD).
Missile Broadside from light hours distance. Broadsides that launch 500 missiles at a go and completely invulnerable from the top and bottom ...
Then you get to the Energy Armaments ... lasers and grasers ...
CCP Lingorm CCP Quality Assurance QA Engineering Team Leader
Originally by: Lord Fitz Eve is to WoW as Wow is to an 8 player game of Unreal Tournament.
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