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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
14
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Posted - 2014.01.09 11:53:00 -
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One and a half year ago Goonswarm wardecced Jade Constantine. Yes, a player. He dared to talk about the Goons without complete obedience and servitude, so The Mittani declared that any corp that dares to take him will be forever wardecced by Goonswarm. Jade's current alliance had 100 members. GSF had 9000.
Instead of running away from this prime case of bully, Jade requested allies. The new wardec system allowed infinite number of allies to join a wardecced corp. And this is more or less what happened. Hundreds rallied for the opportunity to pop Goons, as they are famous for their incompetence and arrogance. The war went from bully into rout in days. The forums filled with Goon tears demanding a fix. Since the purpose was to create mercenary marketplace, the ability to call infinite allies were removed.
Since then, Goonswarm is safe in highsec. Declaring war on them has 500M/week cost, making it impossible to upkeep for a small sized highsec PvP group. This is about to change.
I don't like Goons. As you can see, I'm in the Science and Trade Institute, despite I'm in the game for almost two years. I'm trading or doing PI. That makes me a carebear pubbie shitlord who should be slaughtered like some animal and driven away from the game according to Goons. It also means I have ISK. I made more than 500B in my EVE career, spent about 150B on ill-conceived nullsec plans and PLEX-ing accounts. The rest is in cash and assets. Time to make good use of it.
I'm looking for a capable highsec PvP corp/alliance to take up the banner against Goonswarm. I want this group to form an open alliance, one that accepts any corp that has highsec PvP killboard history and not a Goon ally. Kick only inactives and awoxers, not corps you had quarrel over some Falcon. Note: alliance mates can't shoot each other in highsec like corpmates. This ragtag alliance will be at war with Goonswarm, forever.
All costs + paying for your effort is on me. If you take on this task and form this alliance, I pay you 1B every week as long as you keep up the war and don't abuse your executor power to exclude anyone from shooting Goons. If the alliance goes well and enough Goons die, we can expand our scope and wardec notable Goon pets (FA, RAZOR, Gents...).
What makes me think there are Goons to shoot in highsec? Because I started an altcorp and decced Goons. Went on shooting a Goon POCO (Lonetrek is littered with them) and in short order Goons arrived to defend it. I lost the fight of course as I have no clue about PvP. But you know how to fight. Also, I counted 35 Goons undocking Jita yesterday in an hour. Since no one can afford to wardec them, they grown fat and lazy. I guess they even have missioners in Golems (kill from the original Jade Constantine war). Oh, did I forget the juicy freighters? They have a lot.
Read the link above about the Jade Constantine war. Take a swim in their tears! Want this back? Want to dunk on the largest and "most powerful" alliance of EVE? Then this is your time! Comment here if you want to be the executor of this alliance (I can provide an Empire Control 5 alt if needed). Earn your well-deserved ISK while spearheading the massacre of bees!
PS: just a small advice, if you are in war with the Goons, name your ships "Slowcat"! That alone makes them crying rivers.
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Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Cannibal Empire
3128
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Posted - 2014.01.09 12:09:00 -
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Marmite has been deccing the goons for a while now and had Billions upon Billions of isk damage.
The thing is however. It has not really done anything to the Bees and they barely felt it's affects. Yes it looks impressive from Marmites point of view that they are doing billions of isk damage. But they are not doing damage where it matters... Goons Space.
So I ask you, what is the point of Wardeccing the goons if it does not affect them. I know you tried and lost some ships for your trouble. If you want them to feel it take their space, make them fight to keep it ,then they will feel it. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. It was truly majestic. And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off. Because I am like that." - NEONOVUS |

Davish Krail
26
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Posted - 2014.01.09 12:44:00 -
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Normally I'd post on my main but because you are a worthless poster I am going to post on a worthless forum alt.
I know you are potentially posterier-pestered after being dunked by a goon while you were attempting to RP as a Marmite Collective pilot and shoot a structure in Hisec. It is also pretty hilarious that not only could you not shoot a structure but then proceeded to make the worlds longest blog post about how Goons ruin everything even though you made a corp called "Grr Goons". For the record, I believe the phrase "grr goons" is an ironic quip at publords who endlessly rant about how Goons hate everyone and their sole reason for their existance is to ruin your day.
Regardless of your interesting choice of corp name, I think that it is cute that you are so flustered at being beaten by goons in Peeveepee that you are attempting some kind of fail highsec banner call. Sure, you'd get some sick elite mails whilst camping the Jita 4-4 undock but that's all it's going to accomplish. Marmite Collective tried bashing a POCO twice, they didn't show up for the timer the first time and let a fleet of Basilisks and Scythes hold the field while some fail griefer smacked in local, and the second time they didn't even reinforce it.
By the way your blog is pretty terrible, so I suppose it matches your PvP skills. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
286
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Posted - 2014.01.09 13:21:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Marmite has been deccing the goons for a while now and had Billions upon Billions of isk damage.
The thing is however. It has not really done anything to the Bees and they barely felt it's affects. Yes it looks impressive from Marmites point of view that they are doing billions of isk damage. But they are not doing damage where it matters... Goons Space.
So I ask you, what is the point of Wardeccing the goons if it does not affect them. I know you tried and lost some ships for your trouble. If you want them to feel it take their space, make them fight to keep it ,then they will feel it.
I'd like to interject that as opposed to what the goonies are saying here on the forums, our efforts have had quite some impact on them. Don't mistake their bravado to be based on fact rather than fiction. Heck, even this fine fellow above me (an alt made with the sole purpose of doing damage control on the forums (!)) struggles to hide his tears.
To the OP: I suggest you contact Tora Bushido, I'm sure we can make an arangement beneficial to both your and our cause while being bad for goonies everywhere.
f4f
D.
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Kristopher Rocancourt
Auto Erotic Decapitation
329
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Posted - 2014.01.09 13:36:00 -
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Butthurt Taggehp wrote:Normally I'd post on my main but because you are a worthless poster I am going to post on a worthless forum alt. I know you are potentially posterier-pestered after being dunked by a goon while you were attempting to RP as a Marmite Collective pilot and shoot a structure in Hisec. It is also pretty hilarious that not only could you not shoot a structure but then proceeded to make the worlds longest blog post about how Goons ruin everything even though you made a corp called "Grr Goons". For the record, I believe the phrase "grr goons" is an ironic quip at publords who endlessly rant about how Goons hate everyone and their sole reason for their existance is to ruin your day. Regardless of your interesting choice of corp name, I think that it is cute that you are so flustered at being beaten by goons in Peeveepee that you are attempting some kind of fail highsec banner call. Sure, you'd get some sick elite mails whilst camping the Jita 4-4 undock but that's all it's going to accomplish. Marmite Collective tried bashing a POCO twice, they didn't show up for the timer the first time and let a fleet of Basilisks and Scythes hold the field while some fail griefer smacked in local, and the second time they didn't even reinforce it. By the way your blog is pretty terrible, so I suppose it matches your PvP skills.
Wow. such butthurtedness. U a Holeysheet1 alt?
https://zkillboard.com/character/91143676/
https://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/ |

Kristopher Rocancourt
Auto Erotic Decapitation
329
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Posted - 2014.01.09 13:39:00 -
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Danalee wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Marmite has been deccing the goons for a while now and had Billions upon Billions of isk damage.
The thing is however. It has not really done anything to the Bees and they barely felt it's affects. Yes it looks impressive from Marmites point of view that they are doing billions of isk damage. But they are not doing damage where it matters... Goons Space.
So I ask you, what is the point of Wardeccing the goons if it does not affect them. I know you tried and lost some ships for your trouble. If you want them to feel it take their space, make them fight to keep it ,then they will feel it. I'd like to interject that as opposed to what the goonies are saying here on the forums, our efforts have had quite some impact on them. Don't mistake their bravado to be based on fact rather than fiction. Heck, even this fine fellow above me (an alt made with the sole purpose of doing damage control on the forums (!)) struggles to hide his tears. To the OP: I suggest you contact Tora Bushido, I'm sure we can make an arangement beneficial to both your and our cause while being bad for goonies everywhere. f4f D. 
that would involve Bushido making Marmite an 'open alliance' which just is not happening.
https://zkillboard.com/character/91143676/
https://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/ |

Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
106
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Posted - 2014.01.09 13:43:00 -
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We'd love to have a funded perma-dec on goons or anyone for that matter. But I'd vote against inviting a bunch of rag-tag corporations into our alliance.
Like my foster parents told my social worker a long time ago, "It's better to be alone than to be with bad company." Now that I'm older I understand they were talking Eve Online and keeping bad corporations out of your alliance.
We would accept good pvp corporations into our alliance who are anti-everybody. We just don't need or want any drama lamas and pansy-pandas in the alliance. |

Davish Krail
26
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Posted - 2014.01.09 13:43:00 -
[8] - Quote
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:Butthurt Taggehp wrote:Normally I'd post on my main but because you are a worthless poster I am going to post on a worthless forum alt. I know you are potentially posterier-pestered after being dunked by a goon while you were attempting to RP as a Marmite Collective pilot and shoot a structure in Hisec. It is also pretty hilarious that not only could you not shoot a structure but then proceeded to make the worlds longest blog post about how Goons ruin everything even though you made a corp called "Grr Goons". For the record, I believe the phrase "grr goons" is an ironic quip at publords who endlessly rant about how Goons hate everyone and their sole reason for their existance is to ruin your day. Regardless of your interesting choice of corp name, I think that it is cute that you are so flustered at being beaten by goons in Peeveepee that you are attempting some kind of fail highsec banner call. Sure, you'd get some sick elite mails whilst camping the Jita 4-4 undock but that's all it's going to accomplish. Marmite Collective tried bashing a POCO twice, they didn't show up for the timer the first time and let a fleet of Basilisks and Scythes hold the field while some fail griefer smacked in local, and the second time they didn't even reinforce it. By the way your blog is pretty terrible, so I suppose it matches your PvP skills. Wow. such butthurtedness. U a Holeysheet1 alt?
You got me, I am indeed a Holeysheet1 alt. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
286
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Posted - 2014.01.09 13:44:00 -
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Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
that would involve Bushido making Marmite an 'open alliance' which just is not happening.
Where you see a closed door, I see a wedge, friend Rocancourt 
D.
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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
14
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Posted - 2014.01.09 14:10:00 -
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I RF-ed a POCO (in Iyen-Oursta, Saturday 0:35) and no less man than Mynnna threatened of forming a 60man fleet to defend it.
If you feel "threatened" too, talk to your CEO about forming/joining. Let the Goons feel the same love they spread! |

Angelica Dreamstar
Epic Boo Bees
119
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Posted - 2014.01.09 14:12:00 -
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Where's that damn microscope........ New player feeling neglected? You're important from day 1!!! Join the Epic Boo Bees! (female chars only, RP!)
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Naomi Niktos
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.01.09 14:27:00 -
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Glevon[sic] Goblin, never stop posting man |

Kagura Nikon
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
1044
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Posted - 2014.01.09 14:41:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:One and a half year ago Goonswarm wardecced Jade Constantine. Yes, a player. He dared to talk about the Goons without complete obedience and servitude, so The Mittani declared that any corp that dares to take him will be forever wardecced by Goonswarm. Jade's current alliance had 100 members. GSF had 9000. Instead of running away from this prime case of bully, Jade requested allies. The new wardec system allowed infinite number of allies to join a wardecced corp. And this is more or less what happened. Hundreds rallied for the opportunity to pop Goons, as they are famous for their incompetence and arrogance. The war went from bully into rout in days. The forums filled with Goon tears demanding a fix. Since the purpose was to create mercenary marketplace, the ability to call infinite allies were removed. Since then, Goonswarm is safe in highsec. Declaring war on them has 500M/week cost, making it impossible to upkeep for a small sized highsec PvP group. This is about to change. I don't like Goons. As you can see, I'm in the Science and Trade Institute, despite I'm in the game for almost two years. I'm trading or doing PI. That makes me a carebear pubbie shitlord who should be slaughtered like some animal and driven away from the game according to Goons. It also means I have ISK. I made more than 500B in my EVE career, spent about 150B on ill-conceived nullsec plans and PLEX-ing accounts. The rest is in cash and assets. Time to make good use of it. I'm looking for a capable highsec PvP corp/alliance to take up the banner against Goonswarm. I want this group to form an open alliance, one that accepts any corp that has highsec PvP killboard history and not a Goon ally. Kick only inactives and awoxers, not corps you had quarrel over some Falcon. Note: alliance mates can't shoot each other in highsec like corpmates. This ragtag alliance will be at war with Goonswarm, forever. All costs + paying for your effort is on me. If you take on this task and form this alliance, I pay you 1B every week as long as you keep up the war and don't abuse your executor power to exclude anyone from shooting Goons. If the alliance goes well and enough Goons die, we can expand our scope and wardec notable Goon pets (FA, RAZOR, Gents...). What makes me think there are Goons to shoot in highsec? Because I started an altcorp and decced Goons. Went on shooting a Goon POCO (Lonetrek is littered with them) and in short order Goons arrived to defend it. I lost the fight of course as I have no clue about PvP. But you know how to fight. Also, I counted 35 Goons undocking Jita yesterday in an hour. Since no one can afford to wardec them, they grown fat and lazy. I guess they even have missioners in Golems ( kill from the original Jade Constantine war). Oh, did I forget the juicy freighters? They have a lot. Read the link above about the Jade Constantine war. Take a swim in their tears! Want this back? Want to dunk on the largest and "most powerful" alliance of EVE? Then this is your time! Comment here if you want to be the executor of this alliance (I can provide an Empire Control 5 alt if needed). Earn your well-deserved ISK while spearheading the massacre of bees! PS: just a small advice, if you are in war with the Goons, name your ships "Slowcat"! That alone makes them crying rivers.
Goblin, if you were in a real corp, we would likely all war dec you just because of your horrible articles at eve news!!
"If brute force does not solve your problem..... -áthen you are -ásurely not using enough!" |

Powers Sa
825
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Posted - 2014.01.09 14:55:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:One and a half year ago Goonswarm wardecced Jade Constantine. Yes, a player. He dared to talk about the Goons without complete obedience and servitude, so The Mittani declared that any corp that dares to take him will be forever wardecced by Goonswarm. Jade's current alliance had 100 members. GSF had 9000. Instead of running away from this prime case of bully, Jade requested allies. The new wardec system allowed infinite number of allies to join a wardecced corp. And this is more or less what happened. Hundreds rallied for the opportunity to pop Goons, as they are famous for their incompetence and arrogance. The war went from bully into rout in days. The forums filled with Goon tears demanding a fix. Since the purpose was to create mercenary marketplace, the ability to call infinite allies were removed. So you have your facts wrong, or you are intentionally misrepresenting history. We were looking for an all red high sec when we set out with the wardecs when the changes first went through. We specifically targeted those who would cry the loudest. Never once did you see a goon cry about Jade Constantine. The fact that he was writing walls of text on the forums was great, much like you yourself are doing. He wrote so much that he melted down and quit eve. That's exactly what we were going for.
The reason the ally system was changed had more to do with fellow CFC members, The Bloodtears, who ran DecShield. They trapped so many high sec entities in foreverwardecs and at some point had around 200 active wardecs, trapping tens of thousands of players in unwanted wars.
We asked for a fix for sov transfer mechanics since they are so terrible.
Instead of doing your stupid Grr Goonswarm corp/alliance, you can just hand The Marmite Collective 500m/week to do what they were already going to do anyway. They routinely fish with every null sec alliance via diplomats trying to get them to pay for each others wardecs, so Marmite doesn't have to. As you may have guessed, they never take up the torch, because they know that Marmite will just do it anyway, whether you give them money or not.
Many more coordinated and intelligent individuals have tried to harass our Pocos. I fail to see where your pubbie randian rantings will succeed where everyone else has failed.
Also, I'm glad my enyo caused you to write 9 paragraphs. Something about the opportunity cost of writing for 2 hours? lol |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
130
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Posted - 2014.01.09 15:05:00 -
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Wait, it's been awhile since I ran with Miniluv in highsec. Who are The Marmite Collective? Are they like The 0rphanage? |

Kane Therios
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.01.09 15:21:00 -
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There's already an anti-goon/anti-CFC alliance. Several, in fact. A coalition or two, even. Actually, the game's basically divided into 5 groups.
1. CFC 2. Grr CFC 3. Carebears 4. Lowsec (YARR!) 5. Russians
Groups 2, 4 and 5 already wail on the CFC when the opportunity arises. You're wasting your time. Besides, if you want to hurt them, highsec ops won't do ****. They're already fighting basically everyone in nullsec that isn't them and you won't raise even a percent of that effort. |

Damay Aprionati
Calamitous-Intent Feign Disorder
60
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Posted - 2014.01.09 15:31:00 -
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Holy forum alts Batman! Dead men can't pay. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
130
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Posted - 2014.01.09 15:32:00 -
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Kane Therios wrote:They're already fighting basically everyone in nullsec that isn't them and you won't raise even a percent of that effort.
What most people don't seem to understand is that we like it that way. It gives us purpose and social cohesion to be constantly at war. If people like Gevlon Goblin and his fellow autists in N3 didn't exist we would have to invent them; or more likely turn on each other, implode, then go play minecraft. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5878
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Posted - 2014.01.09 15:40:00 -
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It warms my heart how badly you want to be relevant to prove you are a randian superman and how badly you keep failing to even measure up to failures like montolio and booda, let alone us.
By the way, you've got a basic error about game mechanics in your plan. Sounds like the sort of mistake a real randian superman wouldn't have made. Best of luck! "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
719
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Posted - 2014.01.09 15:51:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:I RF-ed a POCO (in Iyen-Oursta, Saturday 0:35) and no less man than Mynnna threatened of forming a 60man fleet to defend it.
If you feel "threatened" too, talk to your CEO about forming/joining. Let the Goons feel the same love they spread!
Did you want him to just sit back and let the poco get blown up?
What would your response have been then? "LOL...Goons can't even defend a POS from a solo player"
Fluffy Bunny Pic! |

Mean Harri
Void Squad Disband.
0
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Posted - 2014.01.09 15:59:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Marmite has been deccing the goons for a while now and had Billions upon Billions of isk damage.
The thing is however. It has not really done anything to the Bees and they barely felt it's affects. Yes it looks impressive from Marmites point of view that they are doing billions of isk damage. But they are not doing damage where it matters... Goons Space.
So I ask you, what is the point of Wardeccing the goons if it does not affect them. I know you tried and lost some ships for your trouble. If you want them to feel it take their space, make them fight to keep it ,then they will feel it.
^^ This^^
To expand briefly.
Dear OP, Rather than calling out to what amounts to be risk adverse gankers to do your dirty work why don't you try putting your money where your mouth is and forming a player run corp, join N3, or other entity that fight Goons for sov hurting them where it counts?
You're trying to hire people who keep their backs safe by living, war dec'ing, and staying in high sec ganking freighters, etc... If the loss of the station egg, the loss of supers and caps in Asakai when DBRB derped his Titan didn't phase Goons, your 500B and forum fakery aren't going to. Just take your ass to null sec and go at them on their playground or just go back to your banana republic propaganda fueled tardini articles and forget about it.
Cheers |

Kane Therios
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.01.09 16:11:00 -
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Mean Harri wrote:
Dear OP, Rather than calling out to what amounts to be risk adverse gankers to do your dirty work why don't you try putting your money where your mouth is and forming a player run corp, join N3, or other entity that fight Goons for sov hurting them where it counts?
You're trying to hire people who keep their backs safe by living, war dec'ing, and staying in high sec ganking freighters, etc... If the loss of the station egg, the loss of supers and caps in Asakai when DBRB derped his Titan didn't phase Goons, your 500B and forum fakery aren't going to. Just take your ass to null sec and go at them on their playground or just go back to your banana republic propaganda fueled tardini articles and forget about it.
Cheers
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Efraya
Dissident Aggressors Mordus Angels
254
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Posted - 2014.01.09 16:18:00 -
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Make an alliance yourself.
Fund the wardec from your alliance onto the CFC entities.
You insta accept the corps that apply.
Done.
Why are you making a forum post about this?
You could do it on an alt....
WSpace; Best space. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2014.01.09 16:35:00 -
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Efraya wrote:Make an alliance yourself. Fund the wardec from your alliance onto the CFC entities. You insta accept the corps that apply. Done. Why are you making a forum post about this?
You could do it on an alt....
But why would anyone join an alliance ran by an alt of a trader. What I'm paying the extra for is a brand. A name that attract highsec PvP-ers and wannabees.
Mean Harri wrote: Dear OP, Rather than calling out to what amounts to be risk adverse gankers to do your dirty work why don't you try putting your money where your mouth is and forming a player run corp, join N3, or other entity that fight Goons for sov hurting them where it counts?
You're trying to hire people who keep their backs safe by living, war dec'ing, and staying in high sec ganking freighters, etc... If the loss of the station egg, the loss of supers and caps in Asakai when DBRB derped his Titan didn't phase Goons, your 500B and forum fakery aren't going to. Just take your ass to null sec and go at them on their playground or just go back to your banana republic propaganda fueled tardini articles and forget about it.
Cheers
If it's irrelevant, why are you posting? Why do you try to push me into N3 instead? Let me explain why Goons are posting one after the other "we don't care": because N3 is hitting the front armor of the Goons. N3 fleet is clashing with well lead, organized Goon fleets.
I plan to attack their underbelly. Their haulers. Their money-print POCOs. The odd Goon who went to shop. Miniluv who farm freighters. The idiot who is missioning in a Golem to afford that Naglfar that Mittani commanded him to have.
I want a huge alliance, doesn't matter if 90% is a useless punk who poses no threat to any Goon. Why? Because I want Goons see war targets everywhere in local in highsec. So they either don't shop, don't haul, don't mission, don't travel, don't gank, or ignore them. But some of the war targets are Marmite and such. Ignore them and bye-bye freighter. It's like placing AFK-cloakers: most of them are AFK, but some of them are covops cynoing a hostile gang. |

Mean Harri
Void Squad Disband.
1
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Posted - 2014.01.09 16:43:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Efraya wrote:Make an alliance yourself. Fund the wardec from your alliance onto the CFC entities. You insta accept the corps that apply. Done. Why are you making a forum post about this?
You could do it on an alt.... But why would anyone join an alliance ran by an alt of a trader. What I'm paying the extra for is a brand. A name that attract highsec PvP-ers and wannabees. Mean Harri wrote: Dear OP, Rather than calling out to what amounts to be risk adverse gankers to do your dirty work why don't you try putting your money where your mouth is and forming a player run corp, join N3, or other entity that fight Goons for sov hurting them where it counts?
You're trying to hire people who keep their backs safe by living, war dec'ing, and staying in high sec ganking freighters, etc... If the loss of the station egg, the loss of supers and caps in Asakai when DBRB derped his Titan didn't phase Goons, your 500B and forum fakery aren't going to. Just take your ass to null sec and go at them on their playground or just go back to your banana republic propaganda fueled tardini articles and forget about it.
Cheers
If it's irrelevant, why are you posting? Why do you try to push me into N3 instead? Let me explain why Goons are posting one after the other "we don't care": because N3 is hitting the front armor of the Goons. N3 fleet is clashing with well lead, organized Goon fleets. I plan to attack their underbelly. Their haulers. Their money-print POCOs. The odd Goon who went to shop. Miniluv who farm freighters. The idiot who is missioning in a Golem to afford that Naglfar that Mittani commanded him to have. I want a huge alliance, doesn't matter if 90% is a useless punk who poses no threat to any Goon. Why? Because I want Goons see war targets everywhere in local in highsec. So they either don't shop, don't haul, don't mission, don't travel, don't gank, or ignore them. But some of the war targets are Marmite and such. Ignore them and bye-bye freighter. It's like placing AFK-cloakers: most of them are AFK, but some of them are covops cynoing a hostile gang.
Good luck. I'm just going to continue lol'ing at this based on a very well reasoned notion that you just don't get "it" |

Cale Nolen
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.01.09 16:47:00 -
[26] - Quote
Prob best donating your bill a week to TEST |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2384
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Posted - 2014.01.09 16:49:00 -
[27] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I plan to attack their underbelly. Their haulers. Their money-print POCOs. You my friend need to look into things like this befor ranting. Haulers, well if they can dodge Marmite, they can probably dodge you (hint: most alliances use NPC corp haulers).
And the POCO money print? Are you having a laugh? Have you actually looked into how much POCOs make? Other than a handful around the tradehubs, most make between 4m/ month (I kid you not) and 100m/month. The entire collection of POCOs in highsec is worth maybe a couple of renters at most. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Kane Therios
The Scope Gallente Federation
3
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 16:57:00 -
[28] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Let me explain why Goons are posting one after the other "we don't care"
I'm not a goon and I think you're dumb. |

Powers Sa
828
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 17:00:00 -
[29] - Quote
Mean Harri wrote:
^^ This^^
To expand briefly.
Dear OP, Rather than calling out to what amounts to be risk adverse gankers to do your dirty work why don't you try putting your money where your mouth is and forming a player run corp, join N3, or other entity that fight Goons for sov hurting them where it counts?
You're trying to hire people who keep their backs safe by living, war dec'ing, and staying in high sec ganking freighters, etc... If the loss of the station egg, the loss of supers and caps in Asakai when DBRB derped his Titan didn't phase Goons, your 500B and forum fakery aren't going to. Just take your ass to null sec and go at them on their playground or just go back to your banana republic propaganda fueled tardini articles and forget about it.
Cheers
Even people that don't like us think you're dumb Gevlon. This is just a random #tweetfleet dude who hangs out in npc null sec pointing it out.
Gevlon Goblin wrote: I plan to attack their underbelly. Their haulers. Their money-print POCOs. The odd Goon who went to shop. Miniluv who farm freighters. The idiot who is missioning in a Golem to afford that Naglfar that Mittani commanded him to have.
Fact: we kill more t1 haulers than The Marmite Collective in high sec. Fact: There is a massive flaw in your POCO plan. Fact: The only thing stopping miniluv from banking/ganking freighters is laziness. Fact: People don't mission run to buy golems, they rat in fountain or delve for that.
If you could miss the point any further, then you'd be living on the face of the sun instead of the planet earth. lol |

Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
719
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 17:03:00 -
[30] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: But why would anyone join an alliance ran by an alt of a trader. What I'm paying the extra for is a brand. A name that attract highsec PvP-ers and wannabees.
.
Then use your main 
If you want a "celebrity", then approach one directly. Fluffy Bunny Pic! |

Meilandra Vanderganken
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
30
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 17:08:00 -
[31] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I plan to attack their underbelly. Their haulers. Their money-print POCOs. You my friend need to look into things like this befor ranting. Haulers, well if they can dodge Marmite, they can probably dodge you (hint: most alliances use NPC corp haulers). And the POCO money print? Are you having a laugh? Have you actually looked into how much POCOs make? Other than a handful around the tradehubs, most make between 4m/ month (I kid you not) and 100m/month. The entire collection of POCOs in highsec is worth maybe a couple of renters at most. I'm sure this project won't be the downfall of GS but I hardly think this is the intent. The intent seems to be to give high sec PVP'ers a chance to shoot at Goons in high sec while not having to put up with war dec fees as they are provided by someone else.
To non-aligned rag taggers, that might actually sound like fun. Hell, it should sound like fun for Goons too, just another small piece of content for everyone involved.
And as demonstrated, when you attack poco's, goons show up, providing targets and gud fights for all.
|

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2384
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 17:13:00 -
[32] - Quote
Meilandra Vanderganken wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I plan to attack their underbelly. Their haulers. Their money-print POCOs. You my friend need to look into things like this befor ranting. Haulers, well if they can dodge Marmite, they can probably dodge you (hint: most alliances use NPC corp haulers). And the POCO money print? Are you having a laugh? Have you actually looked into how much POCOs make? Other than a handful around the tradehubs, most make between 4m/ month (I kid you not) and 100m/month. The entire collection of POCOs in highsec is worth maybe a couple of renters at most. I'm sure this project won't be the downfall of GS but I hardly think this is the intent. The intent seems to be to give high sec PVP'ers a chance to shoot at Goons in high sec while not having to put up with war dec fees as they are provided by someone else. To non-aligned rag taggers, that might actually sound like fun. Hell, it should sound like fun for Goons too, just another small piece of content for everyone involved. And as demonstrated, when you attack poco's, goons show up, providing targets and gud fights for all. I don't think there really is any intent, and that's why his reasoning changes every 2 seconds. First it was to get high sec people to be bale to pvp, then it was distraction from the war, then to mask Marmite, and now to slice their underbelly by cutting off highsec operations. It's all nonsense.
Realistically he's filled with impotent rage and wants to express it. He's built up a few hundred bil, and it's rapidly becoming clear that means absolutely nothing in this game, so he's trying to claw onto whatever meaning he can. He wants everyone to suddenly care that he exists, but he's not willing to put in the effort or the skill to do so. He's trying to buy glory. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
15
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 17:17:00 -
[33] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:
Realistically he's filled with impotent rage and wants to express it. He's built up a few hundred bil, and it's rapidly becoming clear that means absolutely nothing in this game, so he's trying to claw onto whatever meaning he can. He wants everyone to suddenly care that he exists, but he's not willing to put in the effort or the skill to do so. He's trying to buy glory.
Everyone who posted in this thread cared that I exist.
Op success! |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
262
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 17:21:00 -
[34] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
...... well lead, organized Goon fleets.......
I lol'd Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Bagehi
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
228
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 17:24:00 -
[35] - Quote
If a null sec alliance is doing industry related things in high sec, they do it on alts. If they aren't, they're either being really lazy or they want someone to war dec and attack them. I'm sure members of Goonswarm would be absolutely gleeful if you could pull together a ragtag group of high sec people, stick them in a fleet, and try to grind POCOs with them. |

Meilandra Vanderganken
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
30
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 17:25:00 -
[36] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:
Realistically he's filled with impotent rage and wants to express it. He's built up a few hundred bil, and it's rapidly becoming clear that means absolutely nothing in this game, so he's trying to claw onto whatever meaning he can. He wants everyone to suddenly care that he exists, but he's not willing to put in the effort or the skill to do so. He's trying to buy glory.
Even if that were true, who cares?
If he manages to get this going and bring more pewpew to hi-sec, that's a win in my book. |

Powers Sa
828
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 17:36:00 -
[37] - Quote
Bagehi wrote:If a null sec alliance is doing industry related things in high sec, they do it on alts. If they aren't, they're either being really lazy or they want someone to war dec and attack them. I'm sure members of Goonswarm would be absolutely gleeful if you could pull together a ragtag group of high sec people, stick them in a fleet, and try to grind POCOs with them. Yeah I'm itching to hand out the hangar full of loaner t2 logi, tech 3 cruisers, and battleships I have in high sec to shitstomp anyone coming at the shared RvBee Customs Authority Poco Crown. lol |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
16
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 17:49:00 -
[38] - Quote
Powers Sa wrote: Yeah I'm itching to hand out the hangar full of loaner t2 logi, tech 3 cruisers, and battleships I have in high sec to shitstomp anyone coming at the shared RvBee Customs Authority Poco Crown.
You have a hangar full of T2 logi, T3 cruisers and battleships while the little bees are grinding structures in bombless bombers?!
I'm shocked over the obvious neglect of the well-beeing of the grunt bees. |

Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
134
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 17:56:00 -
[39] - Quote
Meilandra Vanderganken wrote: If he manages to get this going and bring more pewpew to hi-sec, that's a win in my book.
The flaw in his reasoning here is thinking there are people in hi-sec desperate for fights who aren't getting them. Fights are easy to come by, and anyone capable and willing already has access to them readily. Most people are in hi-sec to avoid fights either because they're an alt of a PVP oriented account, or because they're incapable. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2454
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 17:56:00 -
[40] - Quote
Can you write your inevitable wall of text blaming everyone else for the failure of this now, so I don't have to check back later for the comedy? "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5883
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 18:04:00 -
[41] - Quote
I see gevlon is so starved for relevance he has fallen back on the old standby of "the goons insulting me means they are scared, not that I've done something so stupid that everyone is passing around the link and laughing".
"I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
288
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 18:11:00 -
[42] - Quote
Mister Gevlon,
The more people coming here trying to nitpick on the message/messenger the more I believe this could actually work.
Some advice if you allow me to give it;
I'd stop posting about your plan, cloak yourself in mystery and try to connect to a couple of PVP guys willing to invest time in the project, gather intel on your target and their alts, maybe even talk with groups like CODE and others.
Once you have something concrete, pick a date, make noise about that date and start your project with a big bang.
For instance, there are many mercs in hisec. If you could combine all these merc groups for a prolonged attack on goon pocos you could hurt their morale (make sure to invite groups like PIRAT/Dark Homeworld, they - Like Marmites - have some experience welping goons http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20652088)
If you could organise a month of mercs bashing goons left and right, your new alliance could profit from that to get a nice foothold. Take over all their pocos and wait for the goonies to wardec you to take it all back. If they do, open the war for allies and watch them squirm :)
Just some thoughts.
D.

|

Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
719
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 18:19:00 -
[43] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:I see gevlon is so starved for relevance he has fallen back on the old standby of "the goons insulting me means they are scared, not that I've done something so stupid that everyone is passing around the link and laughing".
Didn't Harry Forever used to do the same thing? Fluffy Bunny Pic! |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2387
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 18:28:00 -
[44] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Powers Sa wrote: Yeah I'm itching to hand out the hangar full of loaner t2 logi, tech 3 cruisers, and battleships I have in high sec to shitstomp anyone coming at the shared RvBee Customs Authority Poco Crown.
You have a hangar full of T2 logi, T3 cruisers and battleships while the little bees are grinding structures in bombless bombers?! I'm shocked over the obvious neglect of the well-beeing of the grunt bees. This is a bit unclear for people who don;t read the nonsense on your blog. Just for anyone that doesn't know, Gevlon is still under the impression that if you don't field the shiniest ships it means you are poor and/or incompetent. He's not yet learned that tactics often involve using different ships, sometimes cheaper ones. In this case field bombers who could covert cyno into any system and torp structures to death in short time. Gevlon thinks what we should have done is ignore all the awaiting super fleets and simply deployed a couple of thousand dreads, and all would have been stellar.
I honestly thought the fact that they did in fact win was going to be enough for him to wise up a little, but apparently not.
So to summarise, I think we are now clear on why Gevlon is not in null. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2781
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 18:34:00 -
[45] - Quote
There's probably a lesson to take away from the fact that even the people Gevlon is trying to reach out to help him (or whatever) are offering helpful but patronizing advice at best and scorn & ridicule at worst.
I'm sure he'll take the wrong lesson away, though. 
Danalee wrote:Dark Homeworld
Ask Dark Homeworld what happened to their prized pocos sometime.  Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
288
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 18:44:00 -
[46] - Quote
mynnna wrote:Danalee wrote:Dark Homeworld
Ask Dark Homeworld what happened to their prized perimeter pocos sometime. 
Haha, that's what you take from that post? To answer; The more reasons to invite them to stick it to the man(/goon). I'm sure you guys didn't want those ships anyways and stuff.
D.
 |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2387
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 18:52:00 -
[47] - Quote
Uh oh, some ships died. Dork Homeworld wins eve. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
288
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 18:55:00 -
[48] - Quote
Context is important, for that fight the goonies where all hi and mighty boasting about how they would pummel DH into non existance etc... the Elite nullsec dudes were gonna come to hisec and show how it was done.
An entire RVB fleet was chased to their home system and refused to undock while their goon brethren were being pummeled.
So yea, Dark Homeworld / Hisec won EVE that day and I'm sure we all want a rematch. Thanks for noticing.
D.
 |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2387
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 18:59:00 -
[49] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Context is important, for that fight the goonies where all hi and mighty boasting about how they would pummel DH into non existance etc... the Elite nullsec dudes were gonna come to hisec and show how it was done. An entire RVB fleet was chased to their home system and refused to undock while their goon brethren were being pummeled. So yea, Dark Homeworld / Hisec won EVE that day and I'm sure we all want a rematch. Thanks for noticing. D.  If that's how far down you highsec guys need to bring the bar to feel victorious then by all means go ahead. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
17
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 19:04:00 -
[50] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote: Gevlon thinks what we should have done is ignore all the awaiting super fleets and simply deployed a couple of thousand dreads, and all would have been stellar.
No. It's what The Mittani thinks who tells everyone in CFC to get into Naglfars. But "telling" is all he can do, because all the CFC can afford is replacing one bombless bomber a month and not a dread.
mynnna wrote:I'm sure he'll take the wrong lesson away, though.  I attacked 2 POCOs and both times a Goon director shown up. I make a "silly" forum post and directors come to talk me out of it. I doubt a line Goon (not to mention a pet) has the privilege of being addressed by the mighty cupola of GSF. I think this is the proper lesson.
|

Victor Dathar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
248
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 19:06:00 -
[51] - Quote
Hi Gevlon,
You should invest some of your hard won industry isk into another 0.0 alliance we are shooting for the privilege of them hearing your wisdom. It worked so well last time.
Mad Props o7o7o7o7o7 ^^^ lol that post is so bad you should get back 2 GBS m8 o7 |

The Strawman
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
11
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 19:08:00 -
[52] - Quote
Victor Dathar wrote:Hi Gevlon,
You should invest some of your hard won industry isk into another 0.0 alliance we are shooting for the privilege of them hearing your wisdom. It worked so well last time.
Mad Props o7o7o7o7o7
|

Colonel Rhombus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 19:16:00 -
[53] - Quote
You've convinced me. How do I sign up?
Warm Regards,
Colonel Thaddeus J. Rhombus IIi |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2387
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 19:21:00 -
[54] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Lucas Kell wrote: Gevlon thinks what we should have done is ignore all the awaiting super fleets and simply deployed a couple of thousand dreads, and all would have been stellar.
No. It's what The Mittani thinks who tells everyone in CFC to get into Naglfars. But "telling" is all he can do, because all the CFC can afford is replacing one bombless bomber a month and not a dread. L O L.
Ladies and genglemen, I present to you Gevlon Goblin, the single dumbest member of the community.
Seriously guy, you should really learn how EVE works. You use the ships the are most effective at the time. None of your guesswork math even remotely resembles reality. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
693
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 19:58:00 -
[55] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: ~bombless bomber~
You may understand markets enough to make billions. But I guess you really don't understand how the spaceships work. |

zyalino
NORDIC COMPANY Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere
1
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 20:19:00 -
[56] - Quote
just when i start thinking that goons actually aren't such douches ... ...you guys still surprise me from time to time.
let him do his highsec poco project, it's a win win for everybody, and he'll even pay for it.
edit: you remember that ccp gave us hs.pocos to generate more conflict?!
@ lucas, sry mate, -1 whatever |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5887
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 20:20:00 -
[57] - Quote
gevlon I do not at all want to talk you out of this that would end the fountain of comedy produced by your hilarious inability to do qnyhing of note at all and your hilarious attempts to blame everyone but you
by the way what corp or alliance with a brand would want to sully it by associating with you
even test did that only as a joke "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2387
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 20:21:00 -
[58] - Quote
zyalino wrote:just when i start thinking that goons actually aren't such douches ... ...you guys still surprise me from time to time.
let him do his highsec poco project, it's a win win for everybody, and he'll even pay for it.
@ lucas, sry mate, -1 -1 for what? Stating that pocos don;t make much money, that siege bomber work or that Gevlon is a dumbass? The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

zyalino
NORDIC COMPANY Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere
1
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 20:23:00 -
[59] - Quote
-2 for asking silly questions. whatever |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2387
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 20:25:00 -
[60] - Quote
zyalino wrote:-2 for asking silly questions. You can minus as much as you want. You still haven't exactly explained what it is you disagree with, and whatever way it is doesn't really matter, the end result is the same. Silly me though I thought maybe you'd be interested in sharing your thoughts on the matter. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5889
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 20:30:00 -
[61] - Quote
gevlon fyi I am richer than you and generally can't be bothered to make isk except around patch time while you furiously scrabble in the dirt for pennies nonstop
and I'm relatively poor for a goonswarm finance director "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Snot Shot
CYBER-BULLY
649
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 20:39:00 -
[62] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:L O L.
Ladies and genglemen, I present to you Gevlon Goblin, the single dumbest member of the community.
Seriously guy, you should really learn how EVE works. You use the ships the are most effective at the time. None of your guesswork math even remotely resembles reality. Kinda like how CFC won't use Dreads or Supers to counter the Archon.... .....or is throwing hundreds of dictors at them "the most effective ship at this time".........while you cry to CCP to nerf it...
Anywhoo.......carry on, I like where this is headed.. . Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áGÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"
|

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2781
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 20:45:00 -
[63] - Quote
zyalino wrote:just when i start thinking that goons actually aren't such douches ... ...you guys still surprise me from time to time.
let him do his highsec poco project, it's a win win for everybody, and he'll even pay for it.
edit: you remember that ccp gave us hs.pocos to generate more conflict?!
@ lucas, sry mate, -1
I don't think anyone's trying to talk him out of it. More like egg him on, really.  Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

zyalino
NORDIC COMPANY Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere
1
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 20:48:00 -
[64] - Quote
mynnna wrote:I don't think anyone's trying to talk him out of it. More like egg him on, really. 
i always was under the impression that your methods were more subtle. whatever |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2458
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 20:50:00 -
[65] - Quote
I think we're being a little harsh on him. There's no chapter in Atlas Shrugged that touches on how to interact with people and have a good time, so it's no wonder he's a little daunted by it, scratches his head, and concludes they're wasting time they could be making virtual space moneys with. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2387
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 20:55:00 -
[66] - Quote
Snot Shot wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:L O L.
Ladies and genglemen, I present to you Gevlon Goblin, the single dumbest member of the community.
Seriously guy, you should really learn how EVE works. You use the ships the are most effective at the time. None of your guesswork math even remotely resembles reality. Kinda like how CFC won't use Dreads or Supers to counter the Archon....  .....or is throwing hundreds of dictors at them "the most effective ship at this time".........while you cry to CCP to nerf it...  Anywhoo.......carry on, I like where this is headed..  Nobody is "crying to CCP". It's been stated, and not just by us that drone assigning is borked. It grants the ability for a single fast locking ship to be able to deal alpha of phenomenal levels, with no input beyond the initial assignment from the fleet. It's not the first time it's been raised either, this is just the largest single group use to date.
As for high level strategic planning, I'm not all that privvy to what they have going on. But I'd imagine getting enough people into dreads doesn't happen overnight, and in the meantime, it's not like the war gets paused. But we're hardly getting dunked on a daily basis. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
49
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 21:09:00 -
[67] - Quote
Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: ~bombless bomber~
You may understand markets enough to make billions. But I guess you really don't understand how the spaceships work.
I once had billions and billions and billions, I then invested it in spaceships and blew them all up. Funny how the explosions are much more fun to make ;) I will babysit your stuff for you while you're gone, all contributions to my ship replacement program are-ásubject to being exploded on the undock
-á |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
21
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 21:25:00 -
[68] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:gevlon fyi I am richer than you and generally can't be bothered to make isk except around patch time while you furiously scrabble in the dirt for pennies nonstop
and I'm relatively poor for a goonswarm finance director
Then why don't you share your wealth with the poor little bees who suffer shooting structures in bombless bombers? GSF supposed to be space socialism. Save them, give them dreads, so they can shoot structures like decent people do. They are your bros, remember! Don't be a Randian sorry loser like myself counting ISK. Money is nothing next to friendship. Sharing is caring! |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5889
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 21:51:00 -
[69] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Weaselior wrote:gevlon fyi I am richer than you and generally can't be bothered to make isk except around patch time while you furiously scrabble in the dirt for pennies nonstop
and I'm relatively poor for a goonswarm finance director Then why don't you share your wealth with the poor little bees who suffer shooting structures in bombless bombers? GSF supposed to be space socialism. Save them, give them dreads, so they can shoot structures like decent people do. They are your bros, remember! Don't be a Randian sorry loser like myself counting ISK. Money is nothing next to friendship. Sharing is caring! siegefleet and Omegafleet aren't doctrines that have anything to do with each other and unsurprisingly you didn't know that because you're atrocious at this game
not as atrocious as you are at propaganda though, btw how is that donation board for test that made them invincible, what would you say your roi was on that
"I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

FOl2TY8
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
92
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 22:06:00 -
[70] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Don't be a Randian sorry loser like myself counting ISK. Money is nothing next to friendship. Sharing is caring!
this but unironically |

HVAC Repairman
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
680
|
Posted - 2014.01.09 22:13:00 -
[71] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:One and a half year ago Goonswarm wardecced Jade Constantine. Yes, a player. He dared to talk about the Goons without complete obedience and servitude, so The Mittani declared that any corp that dares to take him will be forever wardecced by Goonswarm. Jade's current alliance had 100 members. GSF had 9000. Instead of running away from this prime case of bully, Jade requested allies. The new wardec system allowed infinite number of allies to join a wardecced corp. And this is more or less what happened. Hundreds rallied for the opportunity to pop Goons, as they are famous for their incompetence and arrogance. The war went from bully into rout in days. The forums filled with Goon tears demanding a fix. Since the purpose was to create mercenary marketplace, the ability to call infinite allies were removed. Since then, Goonswarm is safe in highsec. Declaring war on them has 500M/week cost, making it impossible to upkeep for a small sized highsec PvP group. This is about to change. I don't like Goons. As you can see, I'm in the Science and Trade Institute, despite I'm in the game for almost two years. I'm trading or doing PI. That makes me a carebear pubbie shitlord who should be slaughtered like some animal and driven away from the game according to Goons. It also means I have ISK. I made more than 500B in my EVE career, spent about 150B on ill-conceived nullsec plans and PLEX-ing accounts. The rest is in cash and assets. Time to make good use of it. I'm looking for a capable highsec PvP corp/alliance to take up the banner against Goonswarm. I want this group to form an open alliance, one that accepts any corp that has highsec PvP killboard history and not a Goon ally. Kick only inactives and awoxers, not corps you had quarrel over some Falcon. Note: alliance mates can't shoot each other in highsec like corpmates. This ragtag alliance will be at war with Goonswarm, forever. All costs + paying for your effort is on me. If you take on this task and form this alliance, I pay you 1B every week as long as you keep up the war and don't abuse your executor power to exclude anyone from shooting Goons. If the alliance goes well and enough Goons die, we can expand our scope and wardec notable Goon pets (FA, RAZOR, Gents...). What makes me think there are Goons to shoot in highsec? Because I started an altcorp and decced Goons. Went on shooting a Goon POCO (Lonetrek is littered with them) and in short order Goons arrived to defend it. I lost the fight of course as I have no clue about PvP. But you know how to fight. Also, I counted 35 Goons undocking Jita yesterday in an hour. Since no one can afford to wardec them, they grown fat and lazy. I guess they even have missioners in Golems ( kill from the original Jade Constantine war). Oh, did I forget the juicy freighters? They have a lot. Read the link above about the Jade Constantine war. Take a swim in their tears! Want this back? Want to dunk on the largest and "most powerful" alliance of EVE? Then this is your time! Comment here if you want to be the executor of this alliance (I can provide an Empire Control 5 alt if needed). Earn your well-deserved ISK while spearheading the massacre of bees! PS: just a small advice, if you are in war with the Goons, name your ships "Slowcat"! That alone makes them crying rivers.
You realize Jade was full of ****, and not a single post complaining about it was ever made? You're making **** up out of thin air. We wanted to trap thousands of hisec players into a wardec so we could have the best deployment ever. Follow me on twitter |

Davish Krail
30
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Posted - 2014.01.09 22:29:00 -
[72] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: poor little bees
I'd like to bet several spacebucks that Gevblog has a jar sitting on his desk. In this jar is 3 bees, which he has named Mittani, Powers Sa and Mynna.
He stares at the jar, for hours at the time. The only words muttered are "poor little beeeees, poor little beeeees". |

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
NEW ORDER DEATH DEALERS CODE.
173
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Posted - 2014.01.09 23:12:00 -
[73] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Mister Gevlon, The more people coming here trying to nitpick on the message/messenger the more I believe this could actually work. Some advice if you allow me to give it; I'd stop posting about your plan, cloak yourself in mystery and try to connect to a couple of PVP guys willing to invest time in the project, gather intel on your target and their alts, maybe even talk with groups like CODE and others. Once you have something concrete, pick a date, make noise about that date and start your project with a big bang. For instance, there are many mercs in hisec. If you could combine all these merc groups for a prolonged attack on goon pocos you could hurt their morale (make sure to invite groups like PIRAT/Dark Homeworld, they - Like Marmites - have some experience welping goons http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20652088) If you could organise a month of mercs bashing goons left and right, your new alliance could profit from that to get a nice foothold. Take over all their pocos and wait for the goonies to wardec you to take it all back. If they do, open the war for allies and watch them squirm :) Just some thoughts. D. 
I can't speak for the larger CODE. alliance but I doubt that a group that acknowledges the The Mittani as the legitimate Chairman of the CSM would be interested in fighting goons.
New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |

sparx Thiesant
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2014.01.10 00:38:00 -
[74] - Quote
Op i think your going about this a little half harted may i make a few sugestions
1, pay marmite's empire dec bill with goon 2, hire some small null sec pvp corp to move into they space and hit them in they home gorrila warfare style 3, hire a infltrator to join them get jf movments and other juicy target movments for they enemys 4, join n3 or pl buy your self couple archons and a super
so you see my friend you could do sooo much more |

Powers Sa
837
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 01:26:00 -
[75] - Quote
Danalee wrote:For instance, there are many mercs in hisec. If you could combine all these merc groups for a prolonged attack on goon pocos you could hurt their morale (make sure to invite groups like PIRAT/Dark Homeworld, they - Like Marmites - have some experience welping goons http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20652088) More like Dunked Homeworld, am i right? lol |

Istyn
Freight Club The Marmite Collective
280
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 01:33:00 -
[76] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Since then, Goonswarm is safe in highsec. Declaring war on them has 500M/week cost, making it impossible to upkeep for a small sized highsec PvP group. This is about to change.
This really isn't true. |

Mean Harri
Void Squad Disband.
10
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 02:10:00 -
[77] - Quote
I'm going to call it now. The OP is a Riverini alt. It's obvious as he can't stop foaming at the mouth how Goons and Mittani are the ruiners of the game. Gevlon Goblin for CSM 9??
Lock thread please!?! |

Zappity
Kurved Space
755
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 02:11:00 -
[78] - Quote
Of course it won't work. Not in the current form anyway. But in what way is an open dec on Goonswarm a bad thing? Unless you all think there shouldn't be any conflict in highsec.
Oh, and look! We're nearly up to page 5 of "I don't care SO MUCH that I'm going to post about it!" Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec. |

Davish Krail
34
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 02:16:00 -
[79] - Quote
Zappity wrote:Of course it won't work. Not in the current form anyway. But in what way is an open dec on Goonswarm a bad thing? Unless you all think there shouldn't be any conflict in highsec.
Oh, and look! We're nearly up to page 5 of "I don't care SO MUCH that I'm going to post about it!"
It's been said before, but are you actually asking that a group from a forum community built on posting to stop posting?
|

Veilo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
7
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 02:24:00 -
[80] - Quote
Zappity wrote:
Oh, and look! We're nearly up to page 5 of "I don't care SO MUCH that I'm going to post about it!"
This thread is actually more fun than the southeast war thread on kugu. Posting quality here is better too!
|

Zappity
Kurved Space
755
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 02:27:00 -
[81] - Quote
Davish Krail wrote:Zappity wrote:Of course it won't work. Not in the current form anyway. But in what way is an open dec on Goonswarm a bad thing? Unless you all think there shouldn't be any conflict in highsec.
Oh, and look! We're nearly up to page 5 of "I don't care SO MUCH that I'm going to post about it!" It's been said before, but are you actually asking that a group from a forum community built on posting to stop posting? You are taking it all so seriously! It's hilarious! Silence would have conveyed disdain much more effectively, that's all. Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec. |

Tarsas Phage
Freight Club
243
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 02:28:00 -
[82] - Quote
Powers Sa wrote:Danalee wrote:For instance, there are many mercs in hisec. If you could combine all these merc groups for a prolonged attack on goon pocos you could hurt their morale (make sure to invite groups like PIRAT/Dark Homeworld, they - Like Marmites - have some experience welping goons http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20652088) More like Dunked Homeworld, am i right?
I'd say they did p. good against a combined force that was almost 3x their size. |

Anomaly One
154
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 02:56:00 -
[83] - Quote
You can do anything with infinite money (isk), do you have infinite money (isk)? Never forget. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8sfaN8zT8E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l_ZjVyRxx4 Trust me, I'm an Anomaly. DUST 514 FOR PC |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
278
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 03:37:00 -
[84] - Quote
Tarsas Phage wrote:Powers Sa wrote:Danalee wrote:For instance, there are many mercs in hisec. If you could combine all these merc groups for a prolonged attack on goon pocos you could hurt their morale (make sure to invite groups like PIRAT/Dark Homeworld, they - Like Marmites - have some experience welping goons http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20652088) More like Dunked Homeworld, am i right? I'd say they did p. good against a combined force that was almost 3x their size.
Losing 10x as much isk (more actually we also got a blinged out Loki trying to flee in the system next door thats not on the BR) as you kill while fielding a more expensive (if smaller) fleet is your definition of pretty good? |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5905
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 04:14:00 -
[85] - Quote
Zappity wrote: You are taking it all so seriously! It's hilarious! Silence would have conveyed disdain much more effectively, that's all.
where's the fun in that
besides, subtle disdain is sort of pointless when you're dealing with someone who just plain gets people like randian superhero gevlon does "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

dilly nay
State War Academy Caldari State
11
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 04:48:00 -
[86] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:One and a half year ago Goonswarm wardecced Jade Constantine. Yes, a player. He dared to talk about the Goons without complete obedience and servitude, so The Mittani declared that any corp that dares to take him will be forever wardecced by Goonswarm. Jade's current alliance had 100 members. GSF had 9000. Instead of running away from this prime case of bully, Jade requested allies. The new wardec system allowed infinite number of allies to join a wardecced corp. And this is more or less what happened. Hundreds rallied for the opportunity to pop Goons, as they are famous for their incompetence and arrogance. The war went from bully into rout in days. The forums filled with Goon tears demanding a fix. Since the purpose was to create mercenary marketplace, the ability to call infinite allies were removed. Since then, Goonswarm is safe in highsec. Declaring war on them has 500M/week cost, making it impossible to upkeep for a small sized highsec PvP group. This is about to change. I don't like Goons. As you can see, I'm in the Science and Trade Institute, despite I'm in the game for almost two years. I'm trading or doing PI. That makes me a carebear pubbie shitlord who should be slaughtered like some animal and driven away from the game according to Goons. It also means I have ISK. I made more than 500B in my EVE career, spent about 150B on ill-conceived nullsec plans and PLEX-ing accounts. The rest is in cash and assets. Time to make good use of it. I'm looking for a capable highsec PvP corp/alliance to take up the banner against Goonswarm. I want this group to form an open alliance, one that accepts any corp that has highsec PvP killboard history and not a Goon ally. Kick only inactives and awoxers, not corps you had quarrel over some Falcon. Note: alliance mates can't shoot each other in highsec like corpmates. This ragtag alliance will be at war with Goonswarm, forever. All costs + paying for your effort is on me. If you take on this task and form this alliance, I pay you 1B every week as long as you keep up the war and don't abuse your executor power to exclude anyone from shooting Goons. If the alliance goes well and enough Goons die, we can expand our scope and wardec notable Goon pets (FA, RAZOR, Gents...). What makes me think there are Goons to shoot in highsec? Because I started an altcorp and decced Goons. Went on shooting a Goon POCO (Lonetrek is littered with them) and in short order Goons arrived to defend it. I lost the fight of course as I have no clue about PvP. But you know how to fight. Also, I counted 35 Goons undocking Jita yesterday in an hour. Since no one can afford to wardec them, they grown fat and lazy. I guess they even have missioners in Golems ( *snip* Posting of kill reports outside of the Crime & Punishment forum channel is prohibited. Yes, even by proxy. ISD Ezwal). Oh, did I forget the juicy freighters? They have a lot. Read the link above about the Jade Constantine war. Take a swim in their tears! Want this back? Want to dunk on the largest and "most powerful" alliance of EVE? Then this is your time! Comment here if you want to be the executor of this alliance (I can provide an Empire Control 5 alt if needed). Earn your well-deserved ISK while spearheading the massacre of bees! PS: just a small advice, if you are in war with the Goons, name your ships "Slowcat"! That alone makes them crying rivers.
You should reconsider how you allocate your attention because you have enshrined that which you vouch to destroy- making this "rp"full display very phishy. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
24
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 05:37:00 -
[87] - Quote
5 pages already, 90% of them are Goons+SMA pet want to talk me out of it. Including 2 directors + Mynnna himself.
Can anyone think of a better reason why it must be made?! |

Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
1690
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 05:49:00 -
[88] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I RF-ed a POCO (in Iyen-Oursta, Saturday 0:35) and no less man than Mynnna threatened of forming a 60man fleet to defend it.
If you feel "threatened" too, talk to your CEO about forming/joining. Let the Goons feel the same love they spread!
See, if I wanted to **** off Goons, I'd show up at the timer in local, trashtalk about how 60 people showed up for nothing, then log my alt on to reinforce a different POCO.
Instead, you've gone and given them exactly the forum p*rn they thrive on.
I really hope that someone takes you up on this, then steals all of the resources you give the 'alliance' and uses it to buy their way into Goons... or better yet, loses it to a Goon recruitment scam.
Also: GRR GOONS! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. |

Istyn
Freight Club
281
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 05:56:00 -
[89] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:5 pages already, 90% of them are Goons+SMA pet want to talk me out of it. Including 2 directors + Mynnna himself.
Can anyone think of a better reason why it must be made?!
I really can't see you getting anyone competent to agree to accepting anyone that applies. |

Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
1690
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 05:59:00 -
[90] - Quote
OP - you claim to have 500 billion ISK.
Contact NC, buy yourself an Archon pilot, buy them a decently fit Archon and low-grade slaves, and fight alongside NC in the war. Or hell, buy yourself a supercarrier pilot, HG slaves and a supercarrier.
You might turn the tide of a battle. If not, you'll make for a hilarious killmail. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
24
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 06:17:00 -
[91] - Quote
Istyn wrote: I really can't see you getting anyone competent to agree to accepting anyone that applies.
Who said they should accept anyone into themselves?
Why not make it a satellite alliance with official endorsement? The alliance executor and the director of the default corp (that takes individual pilots) are alts from directors of the real alliance. The satellite alliance gets decent leadership and FCs. The real alliance gets a pool for recruitment, meat shield (their losses aren't on your killboard) and decoy: Goon sees war target and has to click-click to figure out if it's a good PvP-er or just an angry carebear alt. Click-Click is a long time in terms of interceptors warp speed. |

Don Purple
Snuggle Society
193
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 06:33:00 -
[92] - Quote
shutup and give me money! I am just here to snuggle. |

Lilan Kahn
The Littlest Hobos
213
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 06:50:00 -
[93] - Quote
Istyn wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:5 pages already, 90% of them are Goons+SMA pet want to talk me out of it. Including 2 directors + Mynnna himself.
Can anyone think of a better reason why it must be made?! I really can't see you getting anyone competent to agree to accepting anyone that applies.
oh i dont know.... |

Unforgiven Storm
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
885
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 07:04:00 -
[94] - Quote
The good news is, that for your case help is readily available.
With the support of family and friends, plus therapy or medication recommended by a doctor, it is possible to overcome your problem...
maybe Unforgiven Storm for CSM 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13. (If I don't get in in the next 5 years I will quit trying) :-) |

Istyn
Freight Club
281
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 07:54:00 -
[95] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Istyn wrote: I really can't see you getting anyone competent to agree to accepting anyone that applies.
Who said they should accept anyone into themselves? Why not make it a satellite alliance with official endorsement? The alliance executor and the director of the default corp (that takes individual pilots) are alts from directors of the real alliance. The satellite alliance gets decent leadership and FCs. The real alliance gets a pool for recruitment, meat shield (their losses aren't on your killboard) and decoy: Goon sees war target and has to click-click to figure out if it's a good PvP-er or just an angry carebear alt. Click-Click is a long time in terms of interceptors warp speed.
This isn't how any merc corp/alliance director thinks. There isn't really any part of that example that they would see as a benefit - their losses aren't on the 'real' killboard sure, but neither are any kills they get.
High sec mercs basically think on the basis of killboard-***** measuring. Unless you can work out some way to have the alliance open without affecting the length of their johnson, you're better off hiring someone on a near-permanent basis. |

Lilan Kahn
The Littlest Hobos
214
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 08:01:00 -
[96] - Quote
Istyn wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Istyn wrote: I really can't see you getting anyone competent to agree to accepting anyone that applies.
Who said they should accept anyone into themselves? Why not make it a satellite alliance with official endorsement? The alliance executor and the director of the default corp (that takes individual pilots) are alts from directors of the real alliance. The satellite alliance gets decent leadership and FCs. The real alliance gets a pool for recruitment, meat shield (their losses aren't on your killboard) and decoy: Goon sees war target and has to click-click to figure out if it's a good PvP-er or just an angry carebear alt. Click-Click is a long time in terms of interceptors warp speed. This isn't how any merc corp/alliance director thinks. There isn't really any part of that example that they would see as a benefit - their losses aren't on the 'real' killboard sure, but neither are any kills they get. High sec mercs basically think on the basis of killboard-***** measuring. Unless you can work out some way to have the alliance open without affecting the length of their johnson, you're better off hiring someone on a near-permanent basis.
Well i got an alliance i am not using that i can setup to kill goons for any one that want to join |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2475
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 11:13:00 -
[97] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:5 pages already, 90% of them are Goons+SMA pet want to talk me out of it. Including 2 directors + Mynnna himself.
Can anyone think of a better reason why it must be made?! Do you actually believe this? I mean the THEYRE COMMENTING THEREFORE THEY R SCURRED was inevitable, but do you actually believe this?
I mean it. How do you rationalise anything you say? You dig yourself into these statements over and over again, stating things as absolutes. When it turns out all the people "just trolling" were right, you simply act like it never happened.
Essentially 95% of everything you've ever stated would happen, has transpired to be the literal opposite of what came to pass.
So I ask again - when it fails this time (and it will) who are you going to blame? "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2475
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 11:16:00 -
[98] - Quote
Like, you just don't get it, and apparently have swallowed the Jade Constantine narrative hook, line and sinker. Do you even realise a forever war with highsec was the literal goal of most of those wardecs? That it wasn't Goonswarm that complained? You've head some hilariously vitriolic nonsense and accepted it at face value, and have concluded the answer is more vitriolic nonsense.
The absolute best case scenario for your plan here, is that you pay to give us a forever war with the whole of highsec. That's a highly positive outcome for us.
What does this even look like in your head. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2475
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 11:24:00 -
[99] - Quote
Whilst I have your attention I have a quick question. I'm putting together a tackle-titan and I'm wondering if I should made the point officer, or whether faction would be good enough.
Apparently you have a really good EFT-warriored fit around so I thought I would ask for advice.
Sorry for wandering off topic.
e: in case you're missing the subtlety, this is an example of "Things I know better than anyone else by Gevlon" you've come up with in the past. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 11:27:00 -
[100] - Quote
As a hurr-durr Goon linemember sockpuppet, I naturally agree with everything you said Khanh. I mean, you used 3 posts in a row and everything. |

Jane Kelier
Whalers Hunting Lodge The Whale Hunters Association
0
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 12:18:00 -
[101] - Quote
The Whale Hunters Association is willing to undertake this project pending isk |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2476
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 12:23:00 -
[102] - Quote
Jane Kelier wrote:The Whale Hunters Association is willing to undertake this project pending isk Why would an organisation that seemingly hunts extra-large mammals want to come aft...
Oh. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Istyn
Freight Club
282
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 12:31:00 -
[103] - Quote
Nice alliance name. |

Jane Kelier
Whalers Hunting Lodge The Whale Hunters Association
0
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 13:07:00 -
[104] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Jane Kelier wrote:The Whale Hunters Association is willing to undertake this project pending isk Why would an organisation that seemingly hunts extra-large mammals want to come aft... Oh.
Rumors have it the white whale swims amongst the goons! |

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
795
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 13:20:00 -
[105] - Quote
Rumors have it, Eggs are nearby. YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
|

Renegade Heart
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
47
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 13:46:00 -
[106] - Quote
I am a potential high sec pvp'er that would happily join in the cause against the nasty goon menace, but I am not gonna join up with some elitist pvp corp because I am an extremely casual gamer and I tend to clash with elitists who want things done their way.
So unless you can sort that out, you are gonna have a lot less meatshield imo. In which case you might just be better off directly paying mercs to kill goons. Or maybe you should make the alliance yourself? |

Colonel Rhombus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
12
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Posted - 2014.01.10 15:13:00 -
[107] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I attacked 2 POCOs and both times a Goon director shown up. I make a "silly" forum post and directors come to talk me out of it. I doubt a line Goon (not to mention a pet) has the privilege of being addressed by the mighty cupola of GSF. I think this is the proper lesson.
I have been activated as a strategic asset to ensure the survival of the Goon way of life. I have been granted full authority to negotiate on behalf of Grand Marshal Mittany and the SkyTeam Directorhood of Goonshire to see this situation resolved. High Command is reeling from the stillborn "Operation: Directors Convince Glevon to Reduce Pressure." Accept my sincerest apoplexies for the haphazard manner in which you were addressed initially. Formal negotiations commence now.
- What are your demands?
Please respond.
Over. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
26
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 16:37:00 -
[108] - Quote
@Unforgiven Storm: thank you for adding to my collection of "notable Goons crying a river"
@Lilan Kahn: I can find a "form alliance" interface myself. Paying a knowledged highsec PvP-er corp to manage it is because of their expert guidance they can give to newbies.
@Khanh'rhh: in your numerous post you've given valid and important feedback. Properly answering it would exceed the post size, so I wrote it on a more appropriate platform, you can see it here.
@Jane Kelier: Thank you for your offer. Seeing the size, age and killboard history of your alliance, I'm sure we can find a prosperous cooperation.
@Renegade Heart: the plan is explicitly to allow every non-awoxer in. While guidance is given, commands are not.
Colonel Rhombus wrote: What are your demands?
I'm glad that Goons are finally seeing reason. I have 3 demands:
1) Freedom and equality to all! More than 50 years have passed since Martin Luther King Jr wrote "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." Yet people are not equal in CFC. While most are judged according to participation and contribution, given moons or space or taken away according to their merit, Goonwaffe itself is not. Its members are born into a state above the law. This must not stand, the merit evaluations of CFC must contain Goonwaffe; reward - and if necessary discipline - must be handed out to its members equally.
2) Teach and not grief! I completely agree that highsec is littered with morons and slackers. Those who stuff several billions into a freighter, mine in a Hulk in 0.5 or haul PLEX in a T1 industrial must be clearly reminded of his error. However it must be done in the context of informing and elevating, not of insulting and humiliating. When I was doing this holy work I gave a guide to all players I could. When Goons did the Lord's work in Jita or the ice belts, they instead spouted hate and despair, leaving the dumb just as dumb as he was. Fighting ignorance is the responsibility of all enlightened people, I demand Goons to do their part!
3) Stop the rise of the sea levels! Many countries, including Iceland, home of CCP is in danger of the rising sea levels. While some democrats like Al Gore claim it's related to the carbon-dioxide emission, we know it's not true. The real reason is Slowcats. They create such a flow of Goon tears that simply cannot be absorbed by the ecosystem. I demand you to do as the Most Pleasant, Patient and Calm person of EVE suggested.
|

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2397
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 16:43:00 -
[109] - Quote
That... That is just way too much stupid for a single post. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5908
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 17:11:00 -
[110] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:2) Teach and not grief! I completely agree that highsec is littered with morons and slackers. Those who stuff several billions into a freighter, mine in a Hulk in 0.5 or haul PLEX in a T1 industrial must be clearly reminded of his error. However it must be done in the context of informing and elevating, not of insulting and humiliating. When I was doing this holy work I gave a guide to all players I could. When Goons did the Lord's work in Jita or the ice belts, they instead spouted hate and despair, leaving the dumb just as dumb as he was. Fighting ignorance is the responsibility of all enlightened people, I demand Goons to do their part! that sounds like a request for altruism, from the mouth of a moron and slacker who is trying to get other people to do his work for him while having basic errors about the game
for more, please see galtse.cx "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
27
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 17:20:00 -
[111] - Quote
Weaselior wrote: that sounds like a request for altruism, from the mouth of a moron and slacker who is trying to get other people to do his work for him while having basic errors about the game
for more, please see galtse.cx
Galt is a fictional character. Rand was the real world person, who dedicated her life to write books to teach people. Her heritage is in a political movement, which - by definition - spreads ideas.
Also, linking a page of information doesn't require one more effort than writing insults, so it can hardly be characterized as more altruistic. The only cost of teaching over griefing is losing tears, but this is an emotional-social construct without objective existence. |

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
797
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 17:28:00 -
[112] - Quote
More news at 11...... YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
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Victor Dathar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
254
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 18:46:00 -
[113] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Galt is a fictional character. Rand was the real world person, who dedicated her life to write books to teach people. Her heritage is in a political movement, which - by definition - spreads ideas.
In the same way L. Ron Hubbard's legacy is a religious movement. ^^^ lol that post is so bad you should get back 2 GBS m8 o7 |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
263
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 18:48:00 -
[114] - Quote
Reading this thread was like watching that part of the movie in "Ocean's 12" where they meet the thief and speak in codes and riddles.
And OP....
While I agree with a good bit of your disdain for the goons, hitting them in hisec is not going to do anything but force them to use non-corped alts if they need to haul stuff. Like others have said, if you desire conflict, bring conflict to their home. You say repeatedly that you dont know how to pvp.... well you wont learn unless you go do it. There are no IWIN buttons in this game. Everything can be countered and every advantage can be overcome, depending on your willingness to learn.
You also say its the goonies responsibility to educate the masses? If your not trolling, I have an answer. When they did all of their operations that resulted in the "disdain" you are talking about... It is not their responsibility to educate players. It is the PLAYERS who must educate themselves. They merely provide the antagonist. They are your end-game content, so to speak. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
27
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 19:20:00 -
[115] - Quote
The POCO in Iyen-Oursta will leave reinforced in 5 hours, 37 minutes.
Will you dare to face the fleet of Grr Goonswarm little bees? Or you didn't want that highsec POCO anyway?
Mynnna promised 60 minions to rep it! See it this way: flying Ospreys is much more fun than flying bombless bombers! |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5909
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 19:52:00 -
[116] - Quote
gevlon, how is it that you're operating on an npc alt and can't figure out why nobody is scared about you being able to attack people with a gsf ticker in highsec "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Jai Centarium
Anqara Expeditions
4
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 22:02:00 -
[117] - Quote
There isn't enough popcorn in the world to allow me to enjoy this thread to the fullest. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
0
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 23:06:00 -
[118] - Quote
PUBLIC CHANNEL : Lemmings PUB - Everyone is welcome! 
ARE YOU ALL READY TO JOIN "DARWINS LEMMINGS" AND GET SOME GOONBEAR TEARS ?
* If so, apply TODAY !
* Never done pvp before ? No Problem...... this is your chance to train PVP with an easy target !
* This alliance will be at war with Goonswarm 24/7/365.
* Why ?? Well, just because we can.....
Enjoy my fellow Lemmings..... |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5911
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 23:32:00 -
[119] - Quote
i am actually amazed gevlon managed to figure out how to create an alliance
i am not at all amazed nobody was willing to tarnish their name, good or not, by association with gevlon "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
797
|
Posted - 2014.01.10 23:48:00 -
[120] - Quote
Marmites totally endorse this new alliance and war ! 
We will be recruiting the best of the Lemmings..... YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
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Kais Fiddler
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
27
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 00:01:00 -
[121] - Quote
Jane Kelier wrote:The Whale Hunters Association is willing to undertake this project pending isk Merch Industrial would like to also take this moment to say we're interested in this project as well, pending an isk contribution to assuage any losses we might incure. |

Mean Harri
Void Squad Disband.
11
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 00:09:00 -
[122] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:I am a potential high sec pvp'er that would happily join in the cause against the nasty goon menace, but I am not gonna join up with some elitist pvp corp because I am an extremely casual gamer and I tend to clash with elitists who want things done their way.
So unless you can sort that out, you are gonna have a lot less meatshield imo. In which case you might just be better off directly paying mercs to kill goons. Or maybe you should make the alliance yourself?
Your entire post is elitest. I mean really cupcake. You're on here talking about being a "potential" high sec pvp'er and "people" better do what you say or else. LOL @ U |

Anomaly One
155
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 00:12:00 -
[123] - Quote
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:OP - you claim to have 500 billion ISK.
Contact NC, buy yourself an Archon pilot, buy them a decently fit Archon and low-grade slaves, and fight alongside NC in the war. Or hell, buy yourself a supercarrier pilot, HG slaves and a supercarrier.
You might turn the tide of a battle. If not, you'll make for a hilarious killmail.
this is actually good advice, why would you use high seccers when there are already coalitions at war out there, choose your side and help fund the war! Never forget. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8sfaN8zT8E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l_ZjVyRxx4 Trust me, I'm an Anomaly. DUST 514 FOR PC |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5912
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 00:16:00 -
[124] - Quote
Anomaly One wrote:Sabriz Adoudel wrote:OP - you claim to have 500 billion ISK.
Contact NC, buy yourself an Archon pilot, buy them a decently fit Archon and low-grade slaves, and fight alongside NC in the war. Or hell, buy yourself a supercarrier pilot, HG slaves and a supercarrier.
You might turn the tide of a battle. If not, you'll make for a hilarious killmail. this is actually good advice, why would you use high seccers when there are already coalitions at war out there, choose your side and help fund the war! he tried that once
the roi was less than impressive "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2482
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 00:23:00 -
[125] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:gevlon, how is it that you're operating on an npc alt and can't figure out why nobody is scared about you being able to attack people with a gsf ticker in highsec
no net on this one "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2268
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 00:47:00 -
[126] - Quote
Nothing that happens in highsec has any effect on people that live in nullsec.
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Powers Sa
838
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 00:49:00 -
[127] - Quote
Xolve wrote:Nothing that happens in highsec has any effect on people that live in nullsec.
That's technically not true. Very few specific things affect nullsec. lol |

BadAssMcKill
Love Squad
597
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 01:08:00 -
[128] - Quote
Xolve wrote:Nothing that happens in highsec has any effect on people that live in nullsec.
How many JFs has you are alliance lost in hisec???
http://i.imgur.com/6j6cIZE.gif-á |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2268
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 01:13:00 -
[129] - Quote
BadAssMcKill wrote:How many JFs has you are alliance lost in hisec???
My esteemed alliance mates have failed me, and forced me to lose a 5b bet because Marmites couldn't find one of our auto-piloting in-alliance JF's coming from Ignoitton.
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Renegade Heart
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
47
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 01:28:00 -
[130] - Quote
Mean Harri wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:I am a potential high sec pvp'er that would happily join in the cause against the nasty goon menace, but I am not gonna join up with some elitist pvp corp because I am an extremely casual gamer and I tend to clash with elitists who want things done their way.
So unless you can sort that out, you are gonna have a lot less meatshield imo. In which case you might just be better off directly paying mercs to kill goons. Or maybe you should make the alliance yourself? Your entire post is elitest. I mean really cupcake. You're on here talking about being a "potential" high sec pvp'er and "people" better do what you say or else. LOL @ U
Can you even read? Where did I issue commands to anyone? I made suggestions as to how I thought more non-elite pvp players like myself might be persuaded into this cause.
OP wanted an established merc corp running this thing. Established merc corps are hard for guys like me to get into (esp when you refuse to use teamspeak when you log on and stuff). But yeah I still like pvp.
Chill out dude. |

Powers Sa
839
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 01:38:00 -
[131] - Quote
POCO saved, good guys win again  lol |

Asher Elias
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 01:39:00 -
[132] - Quote
Wow, sitting in local docked up, you've really shown us what's what Gevlon! Btw, why are you too cowardly to put your main in the wardec corp? Why would anyone else join if you won't even put your own guy or risk or even undock? |

Renegade Heart
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
47
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 01:59:00 -
[133] - Quote
Asher Elias wrote:Wow, sitting in local docked up, you've really shown us what's what Gevlon! Btw, why are you too cowardly to put your main in the wardec corp? Why would anyone else join if you won't even put your own guy or risk or even undock?
I'm in. Watch out goons this noob is coming for you! |

Rhes
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
534
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 02:01:00 -
[134] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:The POCO in Iyen-Oursta will leave reinforced in 5 hours, 37 minutes.
Will you dare to face the fleet of Grr Goonswarm little bees? Or you didn't want that highsec POCO anyway?
Mynnna promised 60 minions to rep it! See it this way: flying Ospreys is much more fun than flying bombless bombers!
Did you fall asleep and miss the timer?
EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise |

Rhes
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
534
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 02:05:00 -
[135] - Quote
In before ~puppetmaster~ EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
14
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 02:11:00 -
[136] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Asher Elias wrote:Wow, sitting in local docked up, you've really shown us what's what Gevlon! Btw, why are you too cowardly to put your main in the wardec corp? Why would anyone else join if you won't even put your own guy or risk or even undock? I'm in. Watch out goons this noob is coming for you!
Good for you. More hisec players should do this instead of bitching. |

Davish Krail
38
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 02:43:00 -
[137] - Quote
Asher Elias wrote:Wow, sitting in local docked up, you've really shown us what's what Gevlon! Btw, why are you too cowardly to put your main in the wardec corp? Why would anyone else join if you won't even put your own guy or risk or even undock?
So you could say it was a very convincing impersonation of the Marmite Collective? |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
27
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 04:52:00 -
[138] - Quote
Tremble Goons!
The Lemmings have been formed. I hope 25 of you enjoyed repping a POCO and trolling some AFK pilots while I was asleep. I will reinforce some more for your continued enjoyment.
The battle report and rise of the Lemmings is here! |

Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
1695
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 05:01:00 -
[139] - Quote
Goblin. I'm not a Goon, I'm not particularly pro-Goon. But your stupidity makes me want to join them to spite you. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. |

Davish Krail
40
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 07:22:00 -
[140] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Tremble Goons! The battle report and rise of the Lemmings is here!
I don't see a battle report. Oh wait sorry I suppose a battle would've had to occur for their to be a report on it sorry my mistake. |

Jane Kelier
Whalers Hunting Lodge The Whale Hunters Association
0
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 09:48:00 -
[141] - Quote
The Association is still waiting for Mr Goblin to get in contact |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
27
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 10:00:00 -
[142] - Quote
Jane Kelier wrote:The Association is still waiting for Mr Goblin to get in contact I found a more prestigeous cooperator, as you can see it on the forum, sorry. I'm grateful though for the offer of your 1 day old, 1-man, 1-corp alliance.
More war news! I've shot another POCO to 60% when yet again little bee arrived. This will be an insanely fun environment for small gang PvP-ers. Unfortunately I landed outside of web range, he managed to run away, otherwise I'd kill it myself. Remember! There is no better way to get into PvP than dunking dumb Goons. |

Enya Dorne
State War Academy Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 10:12:00 -
[143] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: I've shot another POCO to 60% when yet again little bee arrived
Oh how they suffer don't they Gevlon, those Poor Little Bees! |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2485
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 11:17:00 -
[144] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Tremble Goons! The Lemmings have been formed. I hope 25 of you enjoyed repping a POCO and trolling some AFK pilots while I was asleep. I will reinforce some more for your continued enjoyment. The battle report and rise of the Lemmings is here!
"Join me, I won't help in any way and you will probably have a bad time but I will blog about it which matters to me"
"GOD why is no one champing at the bit on this one I can't work it out" "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2485
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 11:19:00 -
[145] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:More war news! I've shot another POCO to 60% when yet again little bee arrived. This will be an insanely fun environment for small gang PvP-ers. Unfortunately I landed outside of web range, he managed to run away, otherwise I'd kill it myself. Remember! There is no better way to get into PvP than dunking dumb Goons.
"Running away and pretending I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE WON IF I STAYED LOL is dunking." "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Davish Krail
45
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 11:46:00 -
[146] - Quote
How long until the mega-meltdown?
Surely it can't be too far away right? |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2403
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 12:02:00 -
[147] - Quote
So just to clarify, Gevlon is refusing to fight, yet claiming victory, and claiming that he is essentially responsible for the declaration of war from Marmite, and that Marmite deccing goons (which was done in November) means the end is nigh, and he did it all?
Gevlon, this is probably the dumbest attempt at thrusting yourself into space importance I've ever seen. You always bang on about how you want to do something big and that actually matters. Well buddy, really bad propoganda is not that lol. A lot of people rage out and start screaming "die goons". It will only actually matter if there's some sort of success, not if you hide in a station. It's a little early to be claiming victory.
And are Marmite totally happy with you claiming that what they do is all because of you? I don't see you on their director list... The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2486
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 12:14:00 -
[148] - Quote
No see we are his puppets.
Also who said you could comment pet.
e: as someone too busy to make the POCO save, thanks for the local logs, they were hilarious. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2403
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 12:16:00 -
[149] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:No see we are his puppets.
Also who said you could comment pet. Sorry sir, I'll reign it in :p The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Vera Algaert
Republic University Minmatar Republic
1302
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 12:29:00 -
[150] - Quote
I'm confused. You are paying people to do what they would do anyways in order to end the "Goon menace in highsec".
But the "Goon menace in highsec" is such that you have to "drag [them] to highsec" first. An absentee menace doesn't sound very menacing to me...
You are trying to drag goons into highsec, to create a goon menace in highsec, so that you can pay Marmite Collective to fight the goon menace in highsec. To what end?
|

Vera Algaert
Republic University Minmatar Republic
1302
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 12:32:00 -
[151] - Quote
The only highsec menace I am aware of is that Gorgon Empire & friends gank crew. Maybe do something about them if you want to make highsec a safer place, no need to bring goons here. |

Dave Stark
4167
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 12:58:00 -
[152] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:"Join me, I won't help in any way and you will probably have a bad time but I will blog about it which matters to me"
"GOD why is no one champing at the bit on this one I can't work it out"
this is basically the summary of all of his little projects, it seems.
"pay me to have fun that you could have without paying me at all!" |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2486
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 13:14:00 -
[153] - Quote
Vera Algaert wrote:To what end? So he can blog about it, then either:
- Tell everyone how right he was - Blame the failure on everyone else - Rarely, will redact posts and remove any comments referencing them when he realises hoe embarrassing it looks to call everyone a "moron" whilst stating falsehoods
In his mind, he can't ever be wrong, because every failure is someone else's fault, which re-validates his "everyone is a moron" statement. Even when he's wrong, he's right.
It's a neat little delusion. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Dave Stark
4167
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 13:28:00 -
[154] - Quote
once he accepts fun as a form of currency he might realise where he's going wrong. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
29
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 13:58:00 -
[155] - Quote
Hey Goons, the recuitment post is up, could you go there and tell everyone that it's not going to work, no point joining, nothing to see there?
Thank you! |

Mostlyharmlesss
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
110
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 14:38:00 -
[156] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey Goons, the recuitment post is up, could you go there and tell everyone that it's not going to work, no point joining, nothing to see there? Thank you!
Hi Mr Goblin
This thread has been brought to my attention by the GoonSwarm Federation high-command.
We have determined that you have accumulated the ISK required to lead a full on war against our coalition in high security space and thus you pose a threat to us. I have been asked to publicly offer you this settlement:
1. You will receive 20% of the total income of our POCO's located in The Forge (Est. 13 bil/month) 2. You will be blue to the entire CFC and the entire CFC will blue you 3. You will not wage war against us and not instigate others to do so 4. You will pay an initial 35% of all the POCO's located in The Forge region as a security (Est 7.8 bil) 5. Miniluv, our high sec squadron will open their fleets to you, so you can assist them in taking down POS' and POCO's if you wish.
I hope these are acceptable terms to you and we can get a mutual agreement going. Feel free to contact me regarding the details!
Kind regards
Mostlyharmlesss EU Lead HR and GSF representative Follow me on Twitter for the latest regarding GoonSwarm Federation and our recruitment drives!https://twitter.com/EVE_MHarmlesss-á |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5914
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 14:47:00 -
[157] - Quote
man gevlon is trying to puppetmaster pretty ******* hard
"i got owned but I FORCED YOU TO OWN ME therefore i win" "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5914
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 14:50:00 -
[158] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: You didn't watch carefully. I recognized that I was wrong in previous projects and that's why they failed. This is why I did not start this project, but looked for someone who is capable of running it. I accepted my limitations.
its almost as if...you're a moron and a slacker marmite is exploiting~~~
boy that tagline is a little embarrassing now on your blog huh "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Manny Moons
Improvised Explosions
155
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 15:28:00 -
[159] - Quote
I have no idea how this will end, but it has the potential to make things more interesting, so I support it.
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Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
720
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 15:34:00 -
[160] - Quote
Harry Forever has been quiet of late on the forums.
His....I struggle to use the word rhetoric, because that implies more than just splurging hyperbole on the forums...but, whatever, his posts are reminiscent of Gevlons latest ramblings.
Harry = Gevlon, c/d? Fluffy Bunny Pic! |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2489
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 16:06:00 -
[161] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Tora Bushido and other Marmite directors run it, I just pay the bills. Of course you can hope they fail. But they have 250B dead Goons from 2013 to prove that they know how to handle such matters.
I know you don't know the game very well, so I will help you out here.
Marmite are highsec PVPers, which means all they do is sit off the jita undock and shoot people who seemingly haven't got the memo. In our case, this is usually people getting unlucky with a warpout in their Ibis / shuttle / capsule (over 2/3 of all kills), or goons who don't even know what a wardec is, why it matters, or how to check who can shoot them. Be under no illusion: Marmite will keep us permadecced anyway, because their goal (shoot clueless people on an undock) won't ever stop being met by our members.
If your goal is to pay people to do something they were doing anyway, then GOOD JOB BUDDY OP SUCCESS.
If your goal is to make a difference, then you're going to have to do a little more than waive the wardec fee for 4-4 campers. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Powers Sa
846
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Posted - 2014.01.11 16:10:00 -
[162] - Quote
Yeah we'll never get those 15 minutes back. lol |

Powers Sa
846
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 16:11:00 -
[163] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:But they have 250B dead Goons from 2013 to prove that they know how to handle such matters. Wow, we kill 3-4 times that in high sec each month. lol |

admiral root
Red Galaxy Disband.
719
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 16:11:00 -
[164] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I have no clue
I found the hidden TL;DR.  No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |

Manny Moons
Improvised Explosions
156
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 16:27:00 -
[165] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:If your goal is to pay people to do something they were doing anyway, then GOOD JOB BUDDY OP SUCCESS.
If your goal is to make a difference, then you're going to have to do a little more than waive the wardec fee for 4-4 campers. I guess the definition of "a difference" could be debated from now on. I see this as making it easy and cheap for hundreds of highsec hooligans with varying degrees of skill to freely engage a high-profile alliance throughout highsec. Some will take it seriously. For others it will be a lark to roll a new low-SP alt and run around causing havoc. It will be like suicide ganking, only without the loss of sec status. It just might be fun.
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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
30
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 16:30:00 -
[166] - Quote
Powers Sa wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:But they have 250B dead Goons from 2013 to prove that they know how to handle such matters. Wow, we kill 3-4 times that in high sec each month.
Really, that's 750-1000B kills in highsec each month. According to Zkillboard history https://zkillboard.com/alliance/1354830081/history/ Goons have about 2T kills all together. So you either have half of your kills in highsec, or your figures are a bit overestimated. |

Major Plexington
Deep Space Trade and Prospect
0
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 16:45:00 -
[167] - Quote
Sounds like a plan to me.
Must be plenty of new to PvP players out there or alts out who'd like to dip in and out of a perma-wardec on those nasty Goons. |

Annathalia Blood
Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic
19
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 17:04:00 -
[168] - Quote
Major Plexington wrote:Sounds like a plan to me.
Must be plenty of new to PvP players out there or alts out who'd like to dip in and out of a perma-wardec on those nasty Goons.
Zilions of them I guess;) |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2490
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 17:51:00 -
[169] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Powers Sa wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:But they have 250B dead Goons from 2013 to prove that they know how to handle such matters. Wow, we kill 3-4 times that in high sec each month. Really, that's 750-1000B kills in highsec each month. According to Zkillboard history https://zkillboard.com/alliance/1354830081/history/ Goons have about 2T kills all together. So you either have half of your kills in highsec, or your figures are a bit overestimated.
December was a bit of a slow month and miniluv alone did ~780bil of damage - http://miniluv.apoff.com/?a=home&y=2013&m=12 .. which is right in the middle of what you just said it should be for his guestimate to be right.
Quoting the really ****** z-board thing and misreading the numbers is a really bad way of making a point. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
49
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 18:47:00 -
[170] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Wow, we kill 3-4 times that in high sec each month.
For a 290 member alliance vs a 12,000 member one I'd said marmites are doing an epic job against you guys! If Goons are so tough why don't they beat marmites back? |

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
801
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 18:48:00 -
[171] - Quote
Powers Sa wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:But they have 250B dead Goons from 2013 to prove that they know how to handle such matters. Wow, we kill 3-4 times that in high sec each month. Show me any target corp / alliance name, where you killed 250B in pew pew in high-sec.... Mini isn't a target, but a corp doing the damage. I double triple dare you Can I haz the perimeter moon 1 next year  YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
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Mortis Betruger
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
47
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 19:20:00 -
[172] - Quote
Meilandra Vanderganken wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I plan to attack their underbelly. Their haulers. Their money-print POCOs. You my friend need to look into things like this befor ranting. Haulers, well if they can dodge Marmite, they can probably dodge you (hint: most alliances use NPC corp haulers). And the POCO money print? Are you having a laugh? Have you actually looked into how much POCOs make? Other than a handful around the tradehubs, most make between 4m/ month (I kid you not) and 100m/month. The entire collection of POCOs in highsec is worth maybe a couple of renters at most. I'm sure this project won't be the downfall of GS but I hardly think this is the intent. The intent seems to be to give high sec PVP'ers a chance to shoot at Goons in high sec while not having to put up with war dec fees as they are provided by someone else. To non-aligned rag taggers, that might actually sound like fun. Hell, it should sound like fun for Goons too, just another small piece of content for everyone involved. And as demonstrated, when you attack poco's, goons show up, providing targets and gud fights for all.
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Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4383
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 19:56:00 -
[173] - Quote
Isn't this the guy that donated about 100b to James 315 then got buttmad because James wouldn't grovel at his feet over it? This user won the forums on 18/09/2013, then lost on 18/12/2013. |

Dave Stark
4168
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 20:41:00 -
[174] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Wow, we kill 3-4 times that in high sec each month. For a 290 member alliance vs a 12,000 member one I'd said marmites are doing an epic job against you guys! If Goons are so tough why don't they beat marmites back?
because marmites camp jita 4-4 which is completely irrelevant to a null sec entity?
just, maybe? |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
299
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 20:57:00 -
[175] - Quote
Dave Stark wrote: because marmites camp jita 4-4 which is completely irrelevant to a null sec entity?
just, maybe?
If it is so irrelevant, why burn it?  And... Saying Marmites only camp jita is so 2013, get with the times goonie 
D.

Edit: Didn't want those 250 billion anyways. |

DirtiDodger
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 22:14:00 -
[176] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Tora Bushido and other Marmite directors run it, I just pay the bills. Of course you can hope they fail. But they have 250B dead Goons from 2013 to prove that they know how to handle such matters. I know you don't know the game very well, so I will help you out here. Marmite are highsec PVPers, which means all they do is sit off the jita undock and shoot people who seemingly haven't got the memo. In our case, this is usually people getting unlucky with a warpout in their Ibis / shuttle / capsule (over 2/3 of all kills), or goons who don't even know what a wardec is, why it matters, or how to check who can shoot them. Be under no illusion: Marmite will keep us permadecced anyway, because their goal (shoot clueless people on an undock) won't ever stop being met by our members. If your goal is to pay people to do something they were doing anyway, then GOOD JOB BUDDY OP SUCCESS. If your goal is to make a difference, then you're going to have to do a little more than waive the wardec fee for 4-4 campers.
Enough Said... |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2268
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 22:22:00 -
[177] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Marmite are highsec PVPers, which means all they do is sit off the jita undock and shoot people who seemingly haven't got the memo.
There, Amarr, and in Uedama on the Sivala gate; offered to bring them a fight in Kubinen and no response. They obviously didn't want to shoot at those officer fit Vindicators anyway.
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Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
304
|
Posted - 2014.01.11 22:31:00 -
[178] - Quote
Look at Xolve 'I can't come into Uedama (.5 System) because my sec status is -.2   
Nice try... Can't drop can't pvp, that's it? Hisec is scary.
D.
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
9989
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 00:12:00 -
[179] - Quote
self-aggrandizing hisec morons consider themselves a threat to a relevant alliance? i'm shocked Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Edmark I
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 00:14:00 -
[180] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I'm looking for a capable highsec PvP corp/alliance to take up the banner against Goonswarm
Maaaan nobody has ever thought of or tried this before. This ought to be new and exciting!
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
9991
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 00:17:00 -
[181] - Quote
our superior Maoist thought prevails over yet another Randian crank Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
518
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 00:44:00 -
[182] - Quote
......
whatisthisidonteven Everything in EVE is a trap. And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
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Davish Krail
49
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 01:01:00 -
[183] - Quote
I mean sure if Marmite was into Black Ops and dropping bombers into Goon space sure it'd be annoying and more of an impact than the Hisec hub camping, but we all know that Marmite is allergic to any Sec status below .5 |

CtrlAltDelete Dethahal
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 01:36:00 -
[184] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:PUBLIC CHANNEL : Lemmings PUB - Everyone is welcome!  ARE YOU ALL READY TO JOIN "DARWINS LEMMINGS" AND GET SOME GOONBEAR TEARS ? * If so, apply TODAY ! * Never done pvp before ? No Problem...... this is your chance to train PVP with an easy target ! * This alliance will be at war with Goonswarm 24/7/365. * Why ?? Well, just because we can..... Enjoy my fellow Lemmings.....
It is my goal to get every one of my characters banned from this channel while attempting to recruit you all to Goonwaffe. Cheers. |

Enya Dorne
State War Academy Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 01:43:00 -
[185] - Quote
I do like how Gevlon talks about that he plans to attack freighters aswell, when all we know he can do is shoot at POCO shields and runs away as soon as someone joins him on grid. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
9993
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 01:48:00 -
[186] - Quote
i'm p sure ayn rand would laugh at gevlon and mock him if she was alive to read his blog Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Ted McManfist
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
32
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 04:04:00 -
[187] - Quote
Rhivre wrote:Harry Forever has been quiet of late on the forums.
His....I struggle to use the word rhetoric, because that implies more than just splurging hyperbole on the forums...but, whatever, his posts are reminiscent of Gevlons latest ramblings.
Harry = Gevlon, c/d?
Harry isn't all talk. He's actually in nullsec killing Goons. Sure they are all cyno alts and MTUs, but they are Goons.
Gevlon is long on talk and short on action. Sort of like Marmite! Their alliance is a match made in heaven.
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Powers Sa
849
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 05:22:00 -
[188] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Powers Sa wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:But they have 250B dead Goons from 2013 to prove that they know how to handle such matters. Wow, we kill 3-4 times that in high sec each month. Really, that's 750-1000B kills in highsec each month. According to Zkillboard history https://zkillboard.com/alliance/1354830081/history/ Goons have about 2T kills all together. So you either have half of your kills in highsec, or your figures are a bit overestimated. I have a monthly running total that says otherwise on a killboard that we specifically post to. Here's november for the miniluv KB: http://i.imgur.com/szVvcU1.png lol |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
33
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 07:15:00 -
[189] - Quote
Powers Sa wrote:I have a monthly running total that says otherwise on a killboard that we specifically post to. Here's november for the miniluv KB: http://i.imgur.com/szVvcU1.png
Nice ganking results. However 95+% of them are freighters, industrials, POCOs, mining ships and such.
These results can't be extrapolated into a highsec war against fighting ships. It's like me saying "I will solo kill 125B worth of Goons a month, since I already reached that figure". I did. On random miners.
Talking about ganking, unless Miniluv has less than 8 members, I've outperformed you. |

Enya Dorne
State War Academy Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 07:44:00 -
[190] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Powers Sa wrote:I have a monthly running total that says otherwise on a killboard that we specifically post to. Here's november for the miniluv KB: http://i.imgur.com/szVvcU1.png Nice ganking results. However 95+% of them are freighters, industrials, POCOs, mining ships and such. These results can't be extrapolated into a highsec war against fighting ships. It's like me saying "I will solo kill 125B worth of Goons a month, since I already reached that figure". I did. On random miners. Talking about ganking, unless Miniluv has less than 8 members, I've outperformed you.
How would that be any different to the Marmite's KB? Gevlon I thought you said that you have very limited PeeeVeeePeee exp and your initial report where you lost ships due to your own incompetence and shows that you don't know what you are doing on grid - that is why you are paying the bills for people that have some idea playing station games, pity POCO's are further then the undock... |

Kawaiian Breeze
State War Academy Caldari State
11
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 07:55:00 -
[191] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Nice ganking results. However 95+% of them are freighters, industrials, POCOs, mining ships and such.
These results can't be extrapolated into a highsec war against fighting ships
Wololo does this guy even know what marmite does?? Does he really think they're gonna form a fleet like TEST and leave Jita or Amarr to go contest a poco?
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2495
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 09:17:00 -
[192] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Powers Sa wrote:I have a monthly running total that says otherwise on a killboard that we specifically post to. Here's november for the miniluv KB: http://i.imgur.com/szVvcU1.png Nice ganking results. However 95+% of them are freighters, industrials, POCOs, mining ships and such. These results can't be extrapolated into a highsec war against fighting ships. It's like me saying "I will solo kill 125B worth of Goons a month, since I already reached that figure". I did. On random miners.
Are you deliberately being obtuse, or is the really obvious point beyond your grasp? "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
804
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 11:07:00 -
[193] - Quote
Posting double.... EVE Forum has bugs..... never !  YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
804
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 11:10:00 -
[194] - Quote
CtrlAltDelete Dethahal wrote:It is my goal to get every one of my characters banned from this channel while attempting to recruit you all to Goonwaffe. Cheers. Thank god Goons dont care much about high sec carebears. Before you know it, they will start to organize and plan things, Goons you never see on the forums will start to reply to posts made, CAPS and 1337 speak will surely join soon and there will probably be words like "I didnt like those poco's anyway"....... nehhh, thats would never happen here.....  YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
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Ivana Twinkle
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
453
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 12:52:00 -
[195] - Quote
Tora Bushido wrote:CAPS and 1337 speak will surely join soon 
You mean like your own signature? |

domino 8
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
11
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 14:03:00 -
[196] - Quote
I for one stand ready to defend Powers POCO empire .... whatever a POCO is? |

Naomi Niktos
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
7
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 15:18:00 -
[197] - Quote
Come on marmite, show Glevon Goblin how to properly go grrgoons Come hellcamp VFK, that way you actually get noticed.
(Yes, you see here on the doll, that is where the evil marmites touched me) |

Reduvius
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
140
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 16:41:00 -
[198] - Quote
The way Gevoln Globin seems to come up with a few specific terms/phrases that he then repeats as often as he possibly can (e.g. "Morons & Slackers" or "bombless bombers"), and consistently misses "the point" that appears obvious to anyone else, is indicative of someone with an autism spectrum disorder. When you reply to his posts please be considerate of his condition.
Thank you. |

Wayward Warrior
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 17:13:00 -
[199] - Quote
Any kills yet?
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
807
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 18:10:00 -
[200] - Quote
Ivana Twinkle wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:CAPS and 1337 speak will surely join soon  You mean like your own signature? haha, yeh I learn quickly as you can see 
YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
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General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
9
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 18:15:00 -
[201] - Quote
Wayward Warrior wrote:Any kills yet? Yehhh.... the first kill we got was a Goon in a mining ship....omfg..seriously ?
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Sipphakta en Gravonere
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
482
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 18:25:00 -
[202] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Wayward Warrior wrote:Any kills yet? Yehhh.... the first kill we got was a Goon in a mining ship....omfg..seriously ?
This might come as a surprise to you but GSF in general is very newbie friendly and doesn't require its members to participate in PVP - so it's not surprising at all that you can kill Goons in mining barges/industrials. I say tomato, you say tomaCCP BAN ALL TOMATOES THEY ARE HARASSING ME I WANT TOMATO FREE HIGHSEC. -- TheGunslinger42 "**** goons, they only kill stuff that can't shoot back, they aren't killing us fast enough, they missed my ****** Ibis so they failed, CCP ban goons they shot my ship." -- Distracted |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
40
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 19:01:00 -
[203] - Quote
Sipphakta en Gravonere wrote: This might come as a surprise to you but GSF in general is very newbie friendly and doesn't require its members to participate in PVP - so it's not surprising at all that you can kill Goons in mining barges/industrials.
Well, you'll need to get your newbies to Deklein. Because highsec is about to become very unfriendly to newbees. |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2799
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 19:27:00 -
[204] - Quote
Good thing "podjump to Goonspace" is the first thing anyone is told to do then~ Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
50
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 19:30:00 -
[205] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Sipphakta en Gravonere wrote: This might come as a surprise to you but GSF in general is very newbie friendly and doesn't require its members to participate in PVP - so it's not surprising at all that you can kill Goons in mining barges/industrials.
Well, you'll need to get your newbies to Deklein. Because highsec is about to become very unfriendly to newbees.
Sounds like a plan. Get them into Deklein then send a bomber fleet in to finish them off  |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
9996
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 20:01:00 -
[206] - Quote
how long before this whole this is a wash and Gevlon blames everything on the slackers and everyone else involved but himself Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Edmark I
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
9
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 20:03:00 -
[207] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Sounds like a plan. Get them into Deklein then send a bomber fleet in to finish them off 
You'll have to get in line behind the bomber gangs that actually live in 0.0 and have been camping us for years..
finishing us off 
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Leigh Akiga
Laissez-faire Economics
488
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 20:04:00 -
[208] - Quote
Andski wrote:how long before this whole this is a wash and Gevlon blames everything on the slackers and everyone else involved but himself
If all he has left ingame is forever war against goons I give him a month before he quits. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2412
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 21:35:00 -
[209] - Quote
Andski wrote:how long before this whole thing is a wash and Gevlon blames everything on the slackers and everyone else involved but himself He's already distanced himself by stating that it is all on Marmite, he's just funding them. So in his eyes, he can't fail.
By that logic though, it also means he can't succeed, yet still every time Marmite scores a kill on the Jita undock he will celebrate it as a victory that he attributes to himself. Anything he can get to rub his epeen. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Veilo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
9
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 21:49:00 -
[210] - Quote
Hey guys
Is it safe for us to play eve yet or have we been defeated ?
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mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2802
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 21:55:00 -
[211] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Andski wrote:how long before this whole thing is a wash and Gevlon blames everything on the slackers and everyone else involved but himself He's already distanced himself by stating that it is all on Marmite, he's just funding them. So in his eyes, he can't fail. By that logic though, it also means he can't succeed, yet still every time Marmite scores a kill on the Jita undock he will celebrate it as a victory that he attributes to himself. Anything he can get to rub his epeen.
I guess we'll have to find out if Marmite can stand someone else undeservedly horning in on their dubious glory.  Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
1703
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 22:16:00 -
[212] - Quote
Gevlon, if your career as an internet spaceship pilot doesn't work out, I see a bright future for you in comedy.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. |

Fybs
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
56
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 22:41:00 -
[213] - Quote
I think he is making content for eve which is only a good thing right?
and plus more players learning to pvp (which is the best part of eve by far)
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2413
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 23:23:00 -
[214] - Quote
Fybs wrote:I think he is making content for eve which is only a good thing right?
and plus more players learning to pvp (which is the best part of eve by far) The only content is what you guys already provide. All he's doing is paying so you can do it under 2 names. If he was leading something or actually strategising, perhaps content would be generated, but all he's doing is paying you to wardec goons, which you already do, and taking credit for it.
And nobody will be learning to PVP by shooting a couple of POCOs. If they get defended , they will probably be defended by kitchen sink fleets, since they are worth squat. We're hardly likely to see battles of epic proportions off the back of it.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2504
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 23:33:00 -
[215] - Quote
Veilo wrote:Hey guys
Is it safe for us to play eve yet or have we been defeated ?
I have grave news.
The only Goon mining barge went down today. Our dreams of using it to acquire the materials to expand our POCO empire .. have failed.
It's like 50/50 at this point if we can even afford ammo.
e: BREAKING
Shuttle down in Jita. Rumour has it this shuttle was carrying our last shield transporter. It is the end times. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Veilo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
11
|
Posted - 2014.01.12 23:45:00 -
[216] - Quote
Oh well, it was good while it lasted. We had a great run for a few years but it's now time to move on.
|

Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
51
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 00:37:00 -
[217] - Quote
In other news, a goon inty came all the from null to show how much they don't care about their high sec POCOs, and according to one source, "miniluv might be taking some names" of certain players who decided to have some fun.
So we'll be getting loved to death? |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
22
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 00:44:00 -
[218] - Quote
They will embrace you until you explode with joy and surrender.
Or just explode. Whatever. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
11
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 00:49:00 -
[219] - Quote
Veilo wrote:Hey guys
Is it safe for us to play eve yet or have we been defeated ?
Sorry mate, but you have to go do incursions now..... mmm.... or was that someone else ? 
|

Overlord Dessembrae
Hedion University Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 03:22:00 -
[220] - Quote
Comedy in this thread is great. i'd pay just to see the null alliance's come up to hi-sec en mass an see the trash dock up an never come out, matter of fact i think i will make it my goal in eve.
Blow a few barges up or gank a freighter an think there "awesome" rofl, kids today |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2271
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 03:35:00 -
[221] - Quote
ITT: GRRRRR Goonies taking all the POCies so the gobby spends the iskies for the decies.
TL;DR pubbies.txt
edit: to further reinforce my point, Renegade Heart upvoted this (for clarification- i'm directly making fun of you). |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
45
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 04:59:00 -
[222] - Quote
Hey, Goonies, I posted another batch of nonsense and stupidity I pulled out of my butt.
Could you come and enlighten me how much I'm wrong and how it will fail in a month and how should I go back to WoW? Don't let a single SMA pet do all that work, it's heartless!
Thank you! |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2271
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 05:13:00 -
[223] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey, Goonies, I posted another batch of nonsense and stupidity I pulled out of my butt.
It's not only Goons that don't willing want to subject themselves to your inane drivel.
|

Petrified
Old and Petrified Syndication TOG - The Older Gamers Alliance
51
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 05:14:00 -
[224] - Quote
This is going to be interesting to watch play out.
Cheers to both sides and may you have many good fights.  |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2271
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 05:20:00 -
[225] - Quote
Petrified wrote:This is going to be interesting to watch play out. Cheers to both sides and may you have many good fights. 
The only thing that there is to 'play out' is the over sensationalism over relatively small and meaningless kills that die in High Sec, there's kind of a huge war going on elsewhere in EVE that everyone worth mentioning from every dark corner of null is in some way participating in, and the ebb and flow of that war will have far greater meaning than some tryhards killing a few shuttles and industrials in Empire.
Gevlon can hate them all he wants to, but in this current iteration of 'sov is broken' life without the goonies would be a trifle boring for everyone in nullsec, I mean, who else can we throw full carrier fleets and bask in the glory of sentry assist against?
If Gevlon is half as hellbent on 'making the goonies cry', he would have more success manipulating the market cost of ammo in G-0. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10002
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 05:30:00 -
[226] - Quote
His belief is that we're committing a substantial effort to defending our hisec POCOs when we're fighting a war. He thinks that FCs like Laz, Vily and Vee are distracted from the actual war to run the fleets defending these POCOs. He's unaware that he is being dumpstered by people who aren't even allowed to run Megathron fleets in 0.0. Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Leigh Akiga
Laissez-faire Economics
488
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 05:40:00 -
[227] - Quote
He would accomplish more giving his money to PL rather than Marmite. At least PL fights the goons. |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2272
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 05:41:00 -
[228] - Quote
Leigh Akiga wrote:He would accomplish more giving his money to PL rather than Marmite. At least PL fights the goons.
I don't think he can afford our attention. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
45
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 05:43:00 -
[229] - Quote
Xolve wrote: I don't think he can afford our attention.
I already got your attention, hence the posting. Admit it, you are just afraid that Goons will be defeated by us and not the famous PL. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10002
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 05:46:00 -
[230] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I already got your attention, hence the posting. Admit it, you are just afraid that Goons will be defeated by us and not the famous PL.
PL, many of whom have zero combat-capable characters that can enter hisec without being chased by faction police, would actually have better chances fighting us over POCOs than you and Marmite combined. HTH Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10002
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 05:50:00 -
[231] - Quote
Also, the difference between your alliance and Goonfleet is that Goonfleet wasn't a corp full of missioners' alts that could barely fly destroyers and are unlikely to be actively training skills. Your members have absolutely no stake in your war because the outcome has absolutely no effect on their gameplay. Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Falin Whalen
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
592
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 06:00:00 -
[232] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Xolve wrote: I don't think he can afford our attention.
I already got your attention, hence the posting. Admit it, you are just afraid that Goons will be defeated by us and not the famous PL. If by attention you mean "Oh, look at the funny monkey." rather than, "I'm intrigued by your ideas, and wish to engage in further discourse with you about them." then yes, you have our attention. "it's only because of their stupidity that they're able to be so sure of themselves." The Trial - Franz Kafka-á |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10002
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 06:03:00 -
[233] - Quote
You're free to continue repeating that you're a meaningful threat to Goonswarm because all of four Goonswarm directors (Weaselior, Mynnna, Powers and myself) have posted in your thread out of the dozens of directors in our alliance, mainly as a consequence of links to your blog being passed around in our jabber as material to laugh at.
The reality is that even our enemies are laughing at you~ Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10003
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 06:24:00 -
[234] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I already got your attention, hence the posting. Admit it, you are just afraid that Goons will be defeated by us and not the famous PL.
"it's not that goonswarm's enemies earnestly believe that my efforts are a joke, the truth is they're afraid of me beating them with my 25 man alliance" Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2272
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 06:29:00 -
[235] - Quote
Andski wrote:"it's not that goonswarm's enemies earnestly believe that my efforts are a joke, the truth is they're afraid of me beating them with my 25 man alliance"
I find myself strangely soothed by his claims; I'm glad the combined might of the largest collection of Super Caps this game has to offer will be thwarted with the swift justice laid down by a ferocious army of no less than 22 destroyer capable alts (who don't enjoy elitist game play, and refuse to use voice comms).
I was starting to miss Amamake, my spirit is truly lifted now that I can return to her welcoming bosom to take part in the highest calling of risk-free lowsec PvP (camping the Ossogur gate). Thank you based Gevlon for removing the shackles of sov warfare from us all. |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
24
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 08:43:00 -
[236] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Xolve wrote: I don't think he can afford our attention.
I already got your attention, hence the posting. Admit it, you are just afraid that Goons will be defeated by us and not the famous PL.
Well, you might make me laugh to death by posting like this. Does that count as victory?
Hey Xolve, how would PL feel about dropping this whole N3/NC. vs CFC business so we can unite under the common banner of crushing this clear and present danger *snicker* Goblin represents? I mean, after he's done with us, he's sure to come after you guys. |

Fybs
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
59
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 09:31:00 -
[237] - Quote
What I don't understand is why are all you goons even posting if you don't care? (I'm not saying you do but why so much attention)
let's give it a couple of months and see how far the Darwin's have grown.
maybe they won't and just fade away.
or maybe just maybe they will grow and turn high sec red to goons, |

Yendaj
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
84
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 10:23:00 -
[238] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Wow, we kill 3-4 times that in high sec each month. For a 290 member alliance vs a 12,000 member one I'd said marmites are doing an epic job against you guys! If Goons are so tough why don't they beat marmites back?
Can't "waterboard" in high sec... duh! |

Enya Dorne
State War Academy Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 10:49:00 -
[239] - Quote
Can I please get my time back from reading that wall of text? |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
13
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 10:51:00 -
[240] - Quote
The evil Goonies will be destroyed and the PL / Lemmings coalition will take over all systems in subspace....... so it has been written in the prophecy of DeKlein. You shall be miners again..... enough time spend being majors. YARRRR! (<< evil touch) |

Davish Krail
55
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 11:01:00 -
[241] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:The evil Goonies will be destroyed and the PL / Lemmings coalition will take over all systems in subspace....... so it has been written in the prophecy of DeKlein. You shall be miners again..... enough time spend being majors. YARRRR! (<< evil touch)
You really are RP'ing hard as Tora Bushido. How do you do it? I can't force myself to be clueless and deluded so I suppose you are better than me in that regard.
Also I am interested in being a Lemming where do I sign up?
e: Page 13 snypa |

Meilandra Vanderganken
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
44
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 11:28:00 -
[242] - Quote
Fybs wrote:What I don't understand is why are all you goons even posting if you don't care? (I'm not saying you do but why so much attention)
They're goons, goons post, forum warfare is an important part of goon culture, and I have to say they are pretty good at it.
Quote: let's give it a couple of months and see how far the Darwin's have grown.
maybe they won't and just fade away.
or maybe just maybe they will grow and turn high sec red to goons,
If this project grows and is still active come summer, I might even train up a noob alt for it. A rag tag alliance/corp full of terrible pvp'ers sounds like the right place for me. |

Bald Beauty
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
2
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 11:54:00 -
[243] - Quote
Hey Mr Goblin if u have plenty of isk why not extend the permanent war dec to include their renter alliance? |

Davish Krail
55
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 11:57:00 -
[244] - Quote
I don't know about you guys but this thread makes my irrelevancy-o-meter start beepbooping like crazy. |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
24
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 12:05:00 -
[245] - Quote
Bald Beauty wrote:Hey Mr Goblin if u have plenty of isk why not extend the permanent war dec to include their renter alliance?
Because then we could use titan bridges to drop fleets on his kitchen sink shitfit jokefleets...
Hey Goblin, I will pay you a billion ISK to attack our renters! |

Bald Beauty
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
2
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 12:22:00 -
[246] - Quote
Arkady Romanov wrote:Bald Beauty wrote:Hey Mr Goblin if u have plenty of isk why not extend the permanent war dec to include their renter alliance? Because then we could use titan bridges to drop fleets on his kitchen sink shitfit jokefleets... Hey Goblin, I will pay you a billion ISK to attack our renters!
Am I missing a joke here or something? How do you Titan bridge a fleet into high sec? |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2519
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 14:03:00 -
[247] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey, Goonies, I posted another batch of nonsense and stupidity I pulled out of my butt. Could you come and enlighten me how much I'm wrong and how it will fail in a month and how should I go back to WoW? Don't let a single SMA pet do all that work, it's heartless! Thank you!
I guess I can just copy and paste the same responses you got to "TEST will win this war, Goonswarm are soon to be no more".
It's past the point of being worth anyone's time to tell you why it's wrong, mostly because the overwhelming majority of people already believe anything you say is inherently a terrible idea, based on your long history of being wrong over and over again. At a guess he's trolling for clicks to his blog, because I'm past believing anyone can be this stupid, and not come to realise it when it is repeatedly shown to him. That, or he's like a dunning-kruger posterchild.
Fybs wrote:What I don't understand is why are all you goons even posting if you don't care? (I'm not saying you do but why so much attention) Why wouldn't we post to point out he's face-planting himself again?
His grade-school narrative of "They're posting because they're scared" is something I think even he doesn't believe, he's just clutching at straws. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
75
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 16:38:00 -
[248] - Quote
Enya Dorne wrote:Can I please get my time back from reading that wall of text?
EVE is not WoW. You won't get back your lost ship, nor your lost time. Next time don't read forum.
Bald Beauty wrote:Hey Mr Goblin if u have plenty of isk why not extend the permanent war dec to include their renter alliance? I don't think their renters are dumb enough to come highsec with in-alliance pilots.
|

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2275
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 16:42:00 -
[249] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I don't think their renters are dumb enough to come highsec with in-alliance pilots.
"We're going to defeat the evil Goons in Highsec"
Gold, pure Gold.
|

Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
62
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 17:15:00 -
[250] - Quote
Xolve wrote:ITT: GRRRRR Goonies taking all the POCies so the gobby spends the iskies for the decies.
TL;DR pubbies.txt
edit: to further reinforce my point, Renegade Heart upvoted this (for clarification- i'm directly making fun of you).
Cool story bro  |

Soldarius
Deadman W0nderland Test Alliance Please Ignore
471
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 19:01:00 -
[251] - Quote
Oh, lord this brings back memories.
The 99 Percent
And then we became that which we despised the most; a bloated nulbear alliance. Our demise was to be expected. Free Ripley Weaver! |

Anya Klibor
Insanely Twisted D3vil's Childr3n
630
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 19:46:00 -
[252] - Quote
Gevlon, do us all a favor and keep your irrelevancy and shiptoasting confined to EN24. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
76
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 20:02:00 -
[253] - Quote
Anya Klibor wrote:Gevlon, do us all a favor and keep your irrelevancy and shiptoasting confined to EN24.
"shiptoasting"? I toasted no ships. You must have confused me with someone else. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10010
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 20:11:00 -
[254] - Quote
wasn't your original plan to gather up a bunch of traders and get them to buy supercapitals to hit our sov with
how's that going Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
17
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 20:18:00 -
[255] - Quote
Bald Beauty wrote:Hey Mr Goblin if u have plenty of isk why not extend the permanent war dec to include their renter alliance? Good idea.... 'Greater' idea 
Arkady Romanov wrote:Bald Beauty wrote:Hey Mr Goblin if u have plenty of isk why not extend the permanent war dec to include their renter alliance? Because then we could use titan bridges to drop fleets on his kitchen sink shitfit jokefleets... Hey Goblin, I will pay you a billion ISK to attack our renters! Send the isks and we shall attack .... YArr !
Anya Klibor wrote:Gevlon, do us all a favor and keep your irrelevancy and shiptoasting confined to EN24. Good idea...... lets write a cool story about the new 00 lords of pewww .... |

Leigh Akiga
Laissez-faire Economics
488
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 20:45:00 -
[256] - Quote
SO it seems like Jita/Perimeter is the focus of Gevlons Lemmings thus far combating the frigate and shuttle menace of the grrr groons. I thought these guys were supposed to be bashing pocos in subcaps??  |

Vera Algaert
Republic University Minmatar Republic
1304
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 20:55:00 -
[257] - Quote
Well, if people get ganked repeatedly in Jita they might actually haul their ass to Curse and join siegefleets. And that obviously will be the end of goons. |

HVAC Repairman
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
685
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 22:14:00 -
[258] - Quote
on behalf of me i unconditionally surrender to the forces of whoever you are Follow me on twitter |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2519
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 22:30:00 -
[259] - Quote
Leigh Akiga wrote:SO it seems like Jita/Perimeter is the focus of Gevlons Lemmings thus far combating the frigate and shuttle menace of the grrr groons. I thought these guys were supposed to be bashing pocos in subcaps??  We found a shuttle BPC and it's like all we have, ok? It may not be optimal for the task but we're not out of this yet. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2519
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 22:31:00 -
[260] - Quote
Also Rookie ships are free so we calculated the opportunity cost and dividing by 0 made it INFINITE - we're pretty sure infinity > everything, so by Gevlon's advice we go into this new ISK efficient frontier. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Davish Krail
55
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 22:47:00 -
[261] - Quote
I have a question for General Lemmings, would he care to comment on the history and backstory on how his corp and alliance was formed? I notice that the General Lemming character is only 4 days old, and was only in SWA for 20 minutes, likely how long it took you to train Corp skills.
Furthermore, it has come to my attention that your most active pilots seem connected to the now closed corp The Romper Stompers, which has a dubious PVP credentials at best. I'd like to thank my anonymous source (IE SPY) for passing this to my desk.
Finally, I would like to know if this is an elaborate scam to make Goblin part with his terribly-earned ISK. No-one in their right mind would send money to a corp which is, frankly, terrible.
Please Respond |

Neobdragon
Shooting Blues Everyday
2
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 23:07:00 -
[262] - Quote
I think he was in TEST and stole from them or something. |

X ATM092
Clan Shadow Wolf Fatal Ascension
231
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 23:14:00 -
[263] - Quote
He wishes. He offered to match any donation given to TEST. TEST, as anyone would, immediately sent 10b in from an alt and said "some dude just sent us 10b, please match". When Gevlon did they then sent that isk to an alt, sent in 20b and said "some dude just sent us 20b, please match". This continued until Gevlon ran out of liquid isk.
fukkin' humans man, what you gonna do |

Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
1731
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 23:21:00 -
[264] - Quote
X ATM092 wrote:He wishes. He offered to match any donation given to TEST. TEST, as anyone would, immediately sent 10b in from an alt and said "some dude just sent us 10b, please match". When Gevlon did they then sent that isk to an alt, sent in 20b and said "some dude just sent us 20b, please match". This continued until Gevlon ran out of liquid isk.
fukkin' humans man, what you gonna do
If this is true, then TEST might have enough wealth to be worth my alt stealing it all and defecting.
Of course they'd need to take all of that ISK to a new alliance as they wouldn't be welcome in TEST any more; perhaps I could get them into Goonswarm. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. EVE's golden rule: Never trust anyone in-game unless you are sleeping with them in real life. Even then, they may only be screwing you to screw you. |

X ATM092
Clan Shadow Wolf Fatal Ascension
232
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 23:22:00 -
[265] - Quote
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:X ATM092 wrote:He wishes. He offered to match any donation given to TEST. TEST, as anyone would, immediately sent 10b in from an alt and said "some dude just sent us 10b, please match". When Gevlon did they then sent that isk to an alt, sent in 20b and said "some dude just sent us 20b, please match". This continued until Gevlon ran out of liquid isk.
fukkin' humans man, what you gonna do If this is true, then TEST might have enough wealth to be worth my alt stealing it all and defecting. Of course they'd need to take all of that ISK to a new alliance as they wouldn't be welcome in TEST any more; perhaps I could get them into Goonswarm. This happened days before the chain thefts and failcascade started. It was all stolen long ago. |

Neobdragon
Shooting Blues Everyday
2
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 23:24:00 -
[266] - Quote
X ATM092 wrote:Sabriz Adoudel wrote:X ATM092 wrote:He wishes. He offered to match any donation given to TEST. TEST, as anyone would, immediately sent 10b in from an alt and said "some dude just sent us 10b, please match". When Gevlon did they then sent that isk to an alt, sent in 20b and said "some dude just sent us 20b, please match". This continued until Gevlon ran out of liquid isk.
fukkin' humans man, what you gonna do If this is true, then TEST might have enough wealth to be worth my alt stealing it all and defecting. Of course they'd need to take all of that ISK to a new alliance as they wouldn't be welcome in TEST any more; perhaps I could get them into Goonswarm. This happened days before the chain thefts and failcascade started. It was all stolen long ago. And I was about to join... Maybe he'll fall for the same thing again though. |

Leigh Akiga
Laissez-faire Economics
488
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 23:25:00 -
[267] - Quote
How dumb do you have to be to get scammed by TEST??  |

Davish Krail
55
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 23:27:00 -
[268] - Quote
Leigh Akiga wrote:How dumb do you have to be to get scammed by TEST?? 
How dumb do you have to be to be scammed by The Marmite Collective. |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2277
|
Posted - 2014.01.13 23:52:00 -
[269] - Quote
Davish Krail wrote:How dumb do you have to be to be scammed by The Marmite Collective.
What's a Marmite, and how do you Collect them? |

Davish Krail
56
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 00:02:00 -
[270] - Quote
Xolve wrote:Davish Krail wrote:How dumb do you have to be to be scammed by The Marmite Collective. What's a Marmite, and how do you Collect them?
Who knows, and collect them all at a Station Undock near YOU |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
17
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 00:24:00 -
[271] - Quote
Xolve wrote:Davish Krail wrote:How dumb do you have to be to be scammed by The Marmite Collective. What's a Marmite, and how do you Collect them? They are like Fedo's mister 'we do not use haulers in highsec on our mains' :) Ok, TEST ing 1 2 3 .....
|

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
76
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 04:53:00 -
[272] - Quote
I've just checked the ingame war history between Lemmings and Goons. 99.1% ISK efficiency so far. Also, 50 members in 2 days. Goons, you're going down! |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10010
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 05:22:00 -
[273] - Quote
our delta in the last 24 hours was +107, four times yours Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10010
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 05:27:00 -
[274] - Quote
oh wait that's our seven day delta but hey if your two-day delta doubled you'll have 12000 100k SP alts in your alliance by september Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Davish Krail
56
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Posted - 2014.01.14 07:25:00 -
[275] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I've just checked the ingame war history between Lemmings and Goons. 99.1% ISK efficiency so far. Also, 50 members in 2 days. Goons, you're going down!
Would anyone like to comment why Muffin Factory are seemingly shooting blues?
Also only 8 of the 18 kills so far recorded are Goonswarm, as opposed to the 10 ships lost. All bar one are in the Forge.
I mean ~pvp~ and all but 8 kills is clearly a massive dent in GSF ship numbers. |

Fybs
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
60
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 07:49:00 -
[276] - Quote
Davish Krail wrote:I have a question for General Lemmings, would he care to comment on the history and backstory on how his corp and alliance was formed? I notice that the General Lemming character is only 4 days old, and was only in SWA for 20 minutes, likely how long it took you to train Corp skills. Furthermore, it has come to my attention that your most active pilots seem connected to the now closed corp The Romper Stompers, which has a dubious PVP credentials at best. I'd like to thank my anonymous source (IE SPY) for passing this to my desk. Finally, I would like to know if this is an elaborate scam to make Goblin part with his terribly-earned ISK. No-one in their right mind would send money to a corp which is, frankly, terrible. Please Respond
il respond to this
Anyone is allowed in Darwin's simple
Pointless having a spy there but I suppose the more the merrier lol |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
17
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 07:49:00 -
[277] - Quote
Davish Krail wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I've just checked the ingame war history between Lemmings and Goons. 99.1% ISK efficiency so far. Also, 50 members in 2 days. Goons, you're going down! Would anyone like to comment why Muffin Factory are seemingly shooting blues? Also only 8 of the 18 kills so far recorded are Goonswarm, as opposed to the 10 ships lost. All bar one are in the Forge. I mean ~pvp~ and all but 8 kills is clearly a massive dent in GSF ship numbers. Classic case of highsec bear...... we are a 00 alliance who just happen to kill you in high sec for now. When we grow above 200, we will go low/00. Forget about killboards etc. They are irrelevant. And Perimeter is because thats where our poco's are.
|

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
313
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 07:52:00 -
[278] - Quote
Hi mister Davish Krail.
You are correct, the beginnings are humble. I do want to point your attention to the Marmite vs goonies war however since they are connected. Once you get the big picture, you'll come to senses and admit that mister Gevlon is onto something with making Hisec red for Goons.
It's clear to anyone but the blind that Hisec breathes the risk/reward, cold harsh world envisionned by the devs tenfold when compared to the boring slideshow/afk/assign drones carebear land nullsec has become now, isn't it? 
D.
 |

Davish Krail
56
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 08:00:00 -
[279] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Hi mister Davish Krail. You are correct, the beginnings are humble. I do want to point your attention to the Marmite vs goonies war however since they are connected. Once you get the big picture, you'll come to senses and admit that mister Gevlon is onto something with making Hisec red for Goons. It's clear to anyone but the blind that Hisec breathes the risk/reward, cold harsh world envisionned by the devs tenfold when compared to the boring slideshow/afk/assign drones carebear land nullsec has become now, isn't it?  D. 
It's really cute that you think Hisec was 'safe' for GSF members, or any major nullsec alliance before Gevlon was paying your war bill for something you did before. Mad props for effectively scamming Gevlon Goblin out of his money, maybe the caveat should be kills outside of The Forge.
I'd also like to point to your attention that there is actually space beyond a station undock or stargate, but we'd never see you there, right? |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
313
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 08:02:00 -
[280] - Quote
Davish Krail wrote: I'd also like to point to your attention that there is actually space beyond a station undock or stargate, but we'd never see you there, right?
Cute indeed. Good sir, when you assume things, you make an ass out of you... (not me) Check better please, if you take this common quote derived from nullbear butthurt for truth or you'll keep making yourself the fool.
D.
 |

Davish Krail
56
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 08:13:00 -
[281] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Davish Krail wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I've just checked the ingame war history between Lemmings and Goons. 99.1% ISK efficiency so far. Also, 50 members in 2 days. Goons, you're going down! Would anyone like to comment why Muffin Factory are seemingly shooting blues? Also only 8 of the 18 kills so far recorded are Goonswarm, as opposed to the 10 ships lost. All bar one are in the Forge. I mean ~pvp~ and all but 8 kills is clearly a massive dent in GSF ship numbers. Classic case of highsec bear...... we are a 00 alliance who just happen to kill you in high sec for now. When we grow above 200, we will go low/00. Forget about killboards etc. They are irrelevant. And Perimeter is because thats where our poco's are.
The evidence I can see would point to some horrible clueless corp potentially based out of NPC Null. I can't even fathom how you lose so many ships for such little reward, and even if you were based out there, only a fraction of your losses seem to be in Null. It's so spread out it doesn't even make sense.
Usually when you want to hire or fund a group you would want them to be at least competent. Hub camping is not a measure of PvP competancy, and the fact that one of the most clueless groups of players I've seen in a while is able to do it speaks volumes in the risks (or lack thereof) involved when hub camping.
Danalee wrote:
e: in switching things up to a **** flinging contest, you forgot to review your prior 'analysis'
I have no idea what you are talking about. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
313
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 08:19:00 -
[282] - Quote
Davish Krail wrote: I have no idea what you are talking about.
That was clear from the get-go 
You made an analyses based on false/limited data (war report from a new startup alliance that will join the fray containing the nullbear pest. I Notified you of the bigger picture and you took this as a queue to start throwing made up supposed insults in my direction. Try to keep up.
D.
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Enya Dorne
State War Academy Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 10:55:00 -
[283] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Davish Krail wrote: I have no idea what you are talking about.
That was clear from the get-go  You made an analyses based on false/limited data (war report from a new startup alliance that will join the fray containing the nullbear pest. I Notified you of the bigger picture and you took this as a queue to start throwing made up supposed insults in my direction. Try to keep up. D. 
Nullbear pest? what does Marmite know about Null-sec seeing you play around the forge.
I would also notify you that a pest is:
- An annoying person or thing; a nuisance.
"he was a real pest"
Which would mean that you would have to actually be in the same area as GSF which I will redirect you to what I said initially. Try to keep up.
E. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
315
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 11:11:00 -
[284] - Quote
The old jibberish-double-team... I'm immunized against all sorts of pests, that one included.
If your premise would hold any truth, how on earth could we kill so many nullbears in hisec (missioning, mining, hauling, idling in space, faux-pvp'ing). We are very much in the same area as goonies, they are our renters.
I'm talking from experience here, since I joined Marmite all the kills on members from 'respected nullbear alliances' I have (they are legion) are all... saddening. It has confirmed my findings from my time in null: 99.9% of people in nullsec are clueless gits waiting to be put out of their misery. No point to go to null when they bring there stabbed officer fitted faction boats to high, only to loose them to their superiors (ie: Hisec dwellers) and after some raging go back to null to grind isk and start the same process over and over again.
There is a misconception that you advance ingame from hisec, through lowsec to settle in null. Fact of the matter is that new players start in hisec, can't cope with the complexity and drop to null through lowsec to find a place where they aren't chalenged. After a while, they believe the myth of null superiority (in the land of the blind...) propagated by their (equally bad) peers and than we arrive where we are today.
I implore all nullbears to prove me wrong.
That's all I'm saying. So, what's your point?
D.
 |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
17
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 11:33:00 -
[285] - Quote
Goods news my fellow Lemmings...... more have joined the movement for the extinction of Goonies. Indy alliances are building our new ships, other 00 alliances are supporting us in multiple ways, donations have been made by respected Eve players , poco inventories have been made...... YAR ! And all that in just 2 days..... where will 2 weeks or 2 months bring us ?
:) |

Davish Krail
56
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 11:36:00 -
[286] - Quote
Danalee wrote:The old jibberish-double-team... I'm immunized against all sorts of pests, that one included. If your premise would hold any truth, how on earth could we kill so many nullbears in hisec (missioning, mining, hauling, idling in space, faux-pvp'ing). We are very much in the same area as goonies, they are our renters. I'm talking from experience here, since I joined Marmite all the kills on members from 'respected nullbear alliances' I have (they are legion) are all... saddening. It has confirmed my findings from my time in null: 99.9% of people in nullsec are clueless gits waiting to be put out of their misery. No point to go to null when they bring their stabbed officer fitted faction boats to high, only to loose them to their superiors (ie: Hisec dwellers) and after some raging go back to null to grind isk and start the same process over and over again. There is a misconception that you advance ingame from hisec, through lowsec to settle in null. Fact of the matter is that new players start in hisec, can't cope with the complexity and drop to null through lowsec to find a place where they aren't chalenged. After a while, they believe the myth of null superiority (in the land of the blind...) propagated by their (equally bad) peers and than we arrive where we are today. I implore all nullbears to prove me wrong. That's all I'm saying. So, what's your point? D. 
The biggest flaw I see here is you are killing nullsec dwellers in highsec. You may be qualified to comment on their skills once you fight them in Nullsec. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
19
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 11:40:00 -
[287] - Quote
Davish Krail wrote:The biggest flaw I see here is you are killing nullsec dwellers in highsec. You may be qualified to comment on their skills once you fight them in Nullsec. The biggest flaw I see here, is that you draw conclusion on stats of a 2 day old alliance..... Lets talk in a month or 2..... 
|

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
317
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 11:43:00 -
[288] - Quote
Davish Krail, you are deliberately missing the point (at least, I hope you are).
I'm sorry to have busted your little bubble but it's ok, when you eat your sandwiches and practice every day you too could become a member of the Hisec elite.
General Lemming wrote:Goods news my fellow Lemmings...... more have joined the movement for the extinction of Goonies. Indy alliances are building our new ships, other 00 alliances are supporting us in multiple ways, donations have been made by respected Eve players , poco inventories have been made...... YAR ! And all that in just 2 days..... where will 2 weeks or 2 months bring us ? :)
Good lemmings! The future seems bright!
D.
 |

Davish Krail
56
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 11:50:00 -
[289] - Quote
Actually 4 days old, it's the 14th. |

Snot Shot
Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad.
650
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 16:29:00 -
[290] - Quote
Danalee wrote:There is a misconception that you advance ingame from hisec, through lowsec to settle in null. Fact of the matter is that new players start in hisec, can't cope with the complexity and drop to null through lowsec to find a place where they aren't chalenged. After a while, they believe the myth of null superiority (in the land of the blind...) propagated by their (equally bad) peers and than we arrive where we are today.
..........wow! Thats one of the best descriptions I've ever read about the majority of the null sec F1 monkeys these days.... .
Gevlon - Maybe roll out a null sec cloaky camper program that targets Goonies rental space as well. Cloaky's in every rental system...
We discuss this on the last Podside podcast Episode #170
. Podside Podcasts - Episode #170-www.podbay.fm/show/542915403 Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áGÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything" |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
20
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 18:17:00 -
[291] - Quote
Snot Shot wrote:Gevlon - Maybe roll out a null sec cloaky camper program that targets Goonies rental space as well. Cloaky's in every rental system...  . Good idea mate Noted....
|

Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
62
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 19:02:00 -
[292] - Quote
Lol at all the people shouting about how goon pvp skill > noobs, and quietly ignoring that most of their alliance has no idea how to do anything but press F1 when told to or assign drones.
Also, fun stuff is fun. If anything else matters to you more than that, then maybe you should reconsider why you are playing this game.
Oh look, more than 12000 targets. Let's shoot something!
[edit] Oh actually you lost some members lol  |

Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
722
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 21:24:00 -
[293] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Snot Shot wrote:Gevlon - Maybe roll out a null sec cloaky camper program that targets Goonies rental space as well. Cloaky's in every rental system...  . Good idea mate  Noted....
Speak to harry forever for more information on how to achieve this :) Fluffy Bunny Pic! |

Silky F Johnson
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 21:26:00 -
[294] - Quote
Last time I came through Amarr one of those mark ass Goonswarm tricks scuffed my shoe. Sign me up. |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2277
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 23:38:00 -
[295] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Lol at all the people shouting about how goon pvp skill > noobs, and quietly ignoring that most of their alliance has no idea how to do anything but press F1 when told to or assign drones.
Tell me more about the 'skill' required in ganking PvE ships, shuttles and industrials on a gate?
|

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
23
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 23:48:00 -
[296] - Quote
The Lemmings killed 824M in the first 4 days and lost a 2M ship ..... goooo Lemmings......
**War dance** |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2524
|
Posted - 2014.01.14 23:48:00 -
[297] - Quote
Danalee wrote:The old jibberish-double-team... I'm immunized against all sorts of pests, that one included. If your premise would hold any truth, how on earth could we kill so many nullbears in hisec (missioning, mining, hauling, idling in space, faux-pvp'ing). We are very much in the same area as goonies, they are our renters. I'm talking from experience here, since I joined Marmite all the kills on members from 'respected nullbear alliances' I have (they are legion) are all... saddening. It has confirmed my findings from my time in null: 99.9% of people in nullsec are clueless gits waiting to be put out of their misery. No point to go to null when they bring their stabbed officer fitted faction boats to high, only to loose them to their superiors (ie: Hisec dwellers) and after some raging go back to null to grind isk and start the same process over and over again. There is a misconception that you advance ingame from hisec, through lowsec to settle in null. Fact of the matter is that new players start in hisec, can't cope with the complexity and drop to null through lowsec to find a place where they aren't chalenged. After a while, they believe the myth of null superiority (in the land of the blind...) propagated by their (equally bad) peers and than we arrive where we are today. I implore all nullbears to prove me wrong. That's all I'm saying. So, what's your point? D. 
People from nullsec / lowsec / WHs don't need to spend a couple of hundred words of troll-bait to try to faux-justify why 'never moving from jita' is all Eve online has to offer.
Hey so when the BBC / Washington post / other media write up articles about "Those guys who sit on a perch in a sniping tornado, like every day" get back to me~ "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Lockelius
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 00:29:00 -
[298] - Quote
A wiseman once told this wee land noob, "Do not **** with the Goonswarm" |

Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
62
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 00:57:00 -
[299] - Quote
Xolve wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:Lol at all the people shouting about how goon pvp skill > noobs, and quietly ignoring that most of their alliance has no idea how to do anything but press F1 when told to or assign drones. Tell me more about the 'skill' required in ganking PvE ships, shuttles and industrials on a gate?
I recommend that you ask your alliance friends who enjoy sitting on the Ossogur gate in Amamake. They have more experience of this than me, and will probably have better fits to show you!
I just fit stuff and hope for the best.  |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2277
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 01:23:00 -
[300] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:I recommend that you ask your alliance friends who enjoy sitting on the Ossogur gate in Amamake. They have more experience of this than me, and will probably have better fits to show you! I just fit stuff and hope for the best. 
Can you show me any posts of said alliance mates touting off about their prowess camping gates?
Because, that's kind of the point and all. |

Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
62
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 01:40:00 -
[301] - Quote
Xolve wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:I recommend that you ask your alliance friends who enjoy sitting on the Ossogur gate in Amamake. They have more experience of this than me, and will probably have better fits to show you! I just fit stuff and hope for the best.  Can you show me any posts of said alliance mates touting off about their prowess camping gates? Because, that's kind of the point and all.
Whatever people in your alliance may think about their prowess camping gates is of no concern to me. I don't understand what gave you the impression that I cared about PL. I'm just here to have fun with Goons. |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2277
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 01:48:00 -
[302] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Whatever people in your alliance may think about their prowess camping gates is of no concern to me. I don't understand what gave you the impression that I cared about PL. I'm just here to have fun with Goons.
Well given that your balls deep in Gevlon logic, by posting about it, obviously you care.
If you want to go ahead and just say that you're sorry and wrong, that works too. |

Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
62
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 01:53:00 -
[303] - Quote
Xolve wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:Whatever people in your alliance may think about their prowess camping gates is of no concern to me. I don't understand what gave you the impression that I cared about PL. I'm just here to have fun with Goons. Well given that your balls deep in Gevlon logic, by posting about it, obviously you care. If you want to go ahead and just say that you're sorry and wrong, that works too.
I think you are over-analyzing things. I am posting right now to you, since you to the effort to reply to my previous postings. It does not follow that I care about stuff you think I care about (ie, some random PL player's view of themself).
As for saying I am sorry and wrong, no. You have lost me. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
79
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 05:53:00 -
[304] - Quote
I've just checked the in-game war history. 99.6% ISK efficiency. Not bad from randomly invited carebear alts.
I've known that Goons are horrible, but this result still surprises me! |

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
563
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 06:27:00 -
[305] - Quote
My alliance's war on the goons should be going live right about now. I can already feel the pressure.... jack1974 > can still call me zeus :) if you want Danalee > Jack is more humble :) |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10010
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 06:43:00 -
[306] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I've just checked the in-game war history. 99.6% ISK efficiency. Not bad from randomly invited carebear alts.
I've known that Goons are horrible, but this result still surprises me!
Yes you can get pretty high KB efficiency by staying in docking range of 4-4 and shooting wartargets, who knew?
Meanwhile you should write up some more verbose garbage to tell everyone how this is crippling us Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
26
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 07:04:00 -
[307] - Quote
Andski wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I've just checked the in-game war history. 99.6% ISK efficiency. Not bad from randomly invited carebear alts.
I've known that Goons are horrible, but this result still surprises me! Yes you can get pretty high KB efficiency by staying in docking range of 4-4 and shooting wartargets, who knew? Meanwhile you should write up some more verbose garbage to tell everyone how this is crippling us
I had to wait almost 24 hours for my SRP to get paid out, admit it; Goblin's got you by the balls. LYING DIREKKTORATE SCUM!!! |

Jong Fera
The TERRA Guardians of Serenity
4
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 08:18:00 -
[308] - Quote
Just saw one of the finest work of a goon member :
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=21398904
I believed that when you grow as a alliance or you improve yourself as a player, you standards will become higher but i guess it's not the same for all . |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2418
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 08:52:00 -
[309] - Quote
Jong Fera wrote:Just saw one of the finest work of a goon member : http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=21398904I believed that when you grow as a alliance or you improve yourself as a player, you standards will become higher but I guess it's not the same for all . As with anyone else, what that guys chooses to do with his time is his choice. Judging by the fact that he kills miners in high sec, I'd say he ganks miners. Who else did that recently?
And while yes, it was a venture so only breaks even on his KB, the pod was worth 21m.
Basically you are having a whine because he is a goon. If he was anyone else, nothing would get said. *applause* The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
319
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 09:12:00 -
[310] - Quote
Priceless!
Lucas Kell wrote:As with anyone else, what that guys chooses to do with his time is his choice. Might want to heed your own advice a bit 
I'm not very good at nullbear politics but can anyone clarify the relation between space monkeys and goons, please? From what I can see, they are equally bad at hisec but are there any other links?
D.
 |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2418
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 10:08:00 -
[311] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Priceless! Lucas Kell wrote:As with anyone else, what that guys chooses to do with his time is his choice. Might want to heed your own advice a bit  I'm not very good at nullbear politics but can anyone clarify the relation between space monkeys and goons, please? From what I can see, they are equally bad at hisec but are there any other links? D.  Oh no, I am stung by your words. Please bear with me as I reel from the pain you have caused. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
320
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 10:14:00 -
[312] - Quote
Don't be hurt man, it's just a game! I'm sure the 21bil we killed on your SpaceMonkey's Alliance in a week is already replaced by more goodies.
Look at it this way: you guys managed to loose more than the goons in the same amount of time, that's a record! So you are... better than them?
D.
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2524
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 10:44:00 -
[313] - Quote
I still can't get my head around how anyone thinks their dock / gate camping ~~~KDA~~~ matters. Are you just trolling, or do you legit think anything you do in highsec matters, at all, to anyone except yourselves?
I guess it's a case of, where the only impact you have is on a killboard you need to convince youself it matters. It's a little sad you've swallowed lies you've told yourself so easily. I guess it's convenient though, because you don't need to try to do anything else, so convinced are you by your own misplaced sense of your role. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
320
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 10:50:00 -
[314] - Quote
Mister Khanh'rhh, I always consider all options and when my facts are confronted by fiction repeated ad nauseam, I know I'm on the right track.
Keep sticking your fingers in your ears and going 'lalalalalalala I can't hear you, we nullbears are the bomb!' when all evidence points to the complete opposite of the spectrum.
In short: Goons can either nut up or shut up, you suck (in a light hearted, fun way) 
D.
 |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
24
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 11:06:00 -
[315] - Quote
Lockelius wrote:A wiseman once told this wee land noob, "Do not **** with the Goonswarm" He wasn't a wise man, but a very stupid man, because he believed in fairy tales..... hee hee hee, hooow......
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General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
24
|
Posted - 2014.01.15 11:14:00 -
[316] - Quote
Jong Fera wrote:Just saw one of the finest work of a goon member : http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=21398904I believed that when you grow as a alliance or you improve yourself as a player, you standards will become higher but i guess it's not the same for all . Marmites seem to handle them pretty well :
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=21396109
Maybe having to much fun there guys (friendly fire) ? Smart bombs should be used smart 
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Saeger1737
Pod Repo
455
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Posted - 2014.01.15 11:19:00 -
[317] - Quote
Seems there is more e-peen being thrown around in here then at a sausage fest involving frat boys.
3 truths of eve.. 1. Your never as big as you think you are. 2. CCP doesn't do well at PvP. 3. Goons will continue to thrive as long as the moon goo and scam money flow, so unless your kicking down goon pos's and taking sov at an alarming rate your not doing much but killing alts or slightly less scammed people with the alliance name attached.
Besides killing a goon doesn't mean you qualify for Mensa, just means your better then the average bear. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
24
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Posted - 2014.01.15 11:43:00 -
[318] - Quote
Is this you mate ? |

Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
64
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Posted - 2014.01.15 12:28:00 -
[319] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:I still can't get my head around how anyone thinks their dock / gate camping ~~~KDA~~~ matters. Are you just trolling, or do you legit think anything you do in highsec matters, at all, to anyone except yourselves?
I guess it's a case of, where the only impact you have is on a killboard you need to convince youself it matters. It's a little sad you've swallowed lies you've told yourself so easily. I guess it's convenient though, because you don't need to try to do anything else, so convinced are you by your own misplaced sense of your role.
It's about fun. Pretty simple stuff really! Eve is a cool game! |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2816
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Posted - 2014.01.15 13:16:00 -
[320] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:I still can't get my head around how anyone thinks their dock / gate camping ~~~KDA~~~ matters. Are you just trolling, or do you legit think anything you do in highsec matters, at all, to anyone except yourselves?
I guess it's a case of, where the only impact you have is on a killboard you need to convince youself it matters. It's a little sad you've swallowed lies you've told yourself so easily. I guess it's convenient though, because you don't need to try to do anything else, so convinced are you by your own misplaced sense of your role. It's about fun. Pretty simple stuff really! Eve is a cool game! This is probably the most sensible post in this thread. Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2418
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Posted - 2014.01.15 13:33:00 -
[321] - Quote
Danalee wrote:I'm sure the 21bil we killed on your SpaceMonkey's Alliance in a week is already replaced by more goodies. I'm not able to see the stats as I'm not in game, but I'd be willing to bet that the majority of that 21b is in peoples personal gear where they were too dumb to avoid high sec. If someone wants to undock from Jita with 10,000 plex in their cargo bay and get exploded, that has absolutely no effect on the alliance. The bit you seems to keep ignoring is that we are NULL SEC alliances. I capitalised the key part for you there. That's the reason your little Jita station games means diddly in the grand scheme of things. Anyone with half an ounce brains knows to avoid high sec on their mains, so for all those people you kill: thank you. You are teaching them why they should not be undocking in the Jita lag into war targets.
And just in case the above has not made it clear enough, I'll summarise. Nobody is saying your raw kill numbers are not relatively high. What we are saying is that the idea that with Gevlon paying the bills it suddenly makes high sec matter to null sec groups is laughable. What you do in the new alliance is exactly the same as what you do in Marmite, and for that matter, the exact same thing as every other high sec war corp. The only difference now is that Gevlon will be taking credit for enabling your kills, while other high sec war corps are able to function without support. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
323
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Posted - 2014.01.15 14:02:00 -
[322] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Danalee wrote:I'm sure the 21bil we killed on your SpaceMonkey's Alliance in a week is already replaced by more goodies. I'm not able to see the stats as I'm not in game, but I'd be willing to bet that the majority of that 21b is in peoples personal gear where they were too dumb to avoid high sec. If someone wants to undock from Jita with 10,000 plex in their cargo bay and get exploded, that has absolutely no effect on the alliance. The bit you seems to keep ignoring is that we are NULL SEC alliances. I capitalised the key part for you there. That's the reason your little Jita station games means diddly in the grand scheme of things. Anyone with half an ounce brains knows to avoid high sec on their mains, so for all those people you kill: thank you. You are teaching them why they should not be undocking in the Jita lag into war targets.
I'm not ignoring anything, dear Lucas. I'm wondering what all these elite nullsec lords are doing in HISEC (capitalised for you there) flying badly fitted ratting/'pvp'/industry ships when NULLSEC is the place to be for them. And this is hardly a new thing, it's been going on for a very long time. There is no excuse for the bad we have to put down on a daily basis thus for me this proves 99% of the playerbase in null doesn't know what they are doing while said playerbase is the most vocal when it comes to boasting about how great they are. You can't even organise basic operations for R&R, why would we assume you can do anything else?
Furthermore, you do what all your peers do when posting, you ignore the facts, you don't even bother to look at the numbers and repeat the same stupid one-liners ad nauseum. At least try and be civil by checking before posting, please?
Lucas Kell wrote: And just in case the above has not made it clear enough, I'll summarise. Nobody is saying your raw kill numbers are not relatively high. What we are saying is that the idea that with Gevlon paying the bills it suddenly makes high sec matter to null sec groups is laughable. What you do in the new alliance is exactly the same as what you do in Marmite, and for that matter, the exact same thing as every other high sec war corp. The only difference now is that Gevlon will be taking credit for enabling your kills, while other high sec war corps are able to function without support.
The new alliance is very young and shows great potential to anyone that wants to see it. They also couldn't be further away from Marmites, they don't do what we do but again, you don't want to see that because it doesn't fit your bias-bubble.
All good, but don't you mind me having fun on your expense 
D.
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Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2280
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Posted - 2014.01.15 14:03:00 -
[323] - Quote
Make a Goon mad today, fly an Archon! |

Manny Moons
Improvised Explosions
163
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Posted - 2014.01.15 14:12:00 -
[324] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:...The bit you seems to keep ignoring is that we are NULL SEC alliances... If an alliance restricted its operations to nullsec, it probably would not own highsec POCOs.
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Fybs
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
63
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Posted - 2014.01.15 14:21:00 -
[325] - Quote
There is not enough popcorn around right now for me to thoroughly enjoy this thread. 
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Sipphakta en Gravonere
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
483
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Posted - 2014.01.15 14:52:00 -
[326] - Quote
Danalee wrote:I'm not ignoring anything, dear Lucas. I'm wondering what all these elite nullsec lords are doing in HISEC (capitalised for you there) flying badly fitted ratting/'pvp'/industry ships when NULLSEC is the place to be for them.
As with any other alliance, GSF, SMA, FCON etc have a couple of players who do dumb things. Like flying PvE/Industrial ships during wartime. Or blindjumping to beacons. Or ratting in carriers with hostiles next door. Or ratting with neutrals in local. Since they don't learn from being told: Thanks for showing them why it is a bad idea! When they lost a JF they learn to value the existence of out-of-alliance hauler alts.
So, please, go on and educate the newer/inexperienced players!
I say tomato, you say tomaCCP BAN ALL TOMATOES THEY ARE HARASSING ME I WANT TOMATO FREE HIGHSEC. -- TheGunslinger42 "**** goons, they only kill stuff that can't shoot back, they aren't killing us fast enough, they missed my ****** Ibis so they failed, CCP ban goons they shot my ship." -- Distracted |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
323
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:02:00 -
[327] - Quote
Sipphakta en Gravonere wrote: So, please, go on and educate the newer/inexperienced players!
Nice mantra, doesn't add up for JF/marauder/t3 pilots but seeing the source I'll take it at face value. We'll continue to do that on top of blasting 99% of your playerbase back to where they belong 
D.

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Sipphakta en Gravonere
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
483
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:04:00 -
[328] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Sipphakta en Gravonere wrote: So, please, go on and educate the newer/inexperienced players!
Nice mantra, doesn't add up for JF/marauder/t3 pilots but seeing the source I'll take it at face value. We'll continue to do that on top of blasting 99% of your playerbase back to where they belong 
Go get them, tiger!
I say tomato, you say tomaCCP BAN ALL TOMATOES THEY ARE HARASSING ME I WANT TOMATO FREE HIGHSEC. -- TheGunslinger42 "**** goons, they only kill stuff that can't shoot back, they aren't killing us fast enough, they missed my ****** Ibis so they failed, CCP ban goons they shot my ship." -- Distracted |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2280
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:36:00 -
[329] - Quote
Danalee wrote:We'll continue to do that on top of blasting 99% of your playerbase back to where they belong 
Probably less than 1% in reality, but whatever makes you feel better. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2419
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Posted - 2014.01.15 16:25:00 -
[330] - Quote
Danalee wrote:I'm not ignoring anything, dear Lucas. I'm wondering what all these elite nullsec lords are doing in HISEC (capitalised for you there) flying badly fitted ratting/'pvp'/industry ships when NULLSEC is the place to be for them. Because many nullsec organisations aren;t as elitist as other groups. Newer players are often welcome, including many who choose to do stupid things.
Danalee wrote:thus for me this proves 99% of the playerbase in null doesn't know what they are doing while said playerbase is the most vocal when it comes to boasting about how great they are. Firstly, you don't see 99% of the playerbase. So you are only seeing your own greatly exaggerated figures... Shocking.
And boasting? We may troll each other but I'd hardly say that any null group really boasts about being the best. In fact, quite the opposite usually. And this very thread is owned by yourselves and Gevlon, banging on about how amazing your handful of nubs are, and taking irrelevant and out of context numbers to mean something bigger than they do. And that includes your own moronic spout that null players can't handle the "complexity" of camping the Jita undock in a shitfit T1.
Danalee wrote:Furthermore, you do what all your peers do when posting, you ignore the facts, you don't even bother to look at the numbers and repeat the same stupid one-liners ad nauseum. At least try and be civil by checking before posting, please? No, we do not ignore facts, we simply look at more than a single number. Much like Gevlon does on a regular basis, you are taking a single point and acting like that is the entirety of the situation. If you want to selectively spew "facts", then stick your fingers in your ears and sing "la la la", that's your problem. I'll stick with the reaslism that what the lemmings are doing is absolutely no different from what Marmite already did, so the expectation that Goons are suddenly going to keel over because the same people with a different alliance name are killing them is absolutely ludicrous.
Danalee wrote:The new alliance is very young and shows great potential to anyone that wants to see it. They also couldn't be further away from Marmites, they don't do what we do but again, you don't want to see that because it doesn't fit your bias-bubble. Lol, bull. Half of the group are Marmite and alts. The other half are a mix of clueless noobs and people like me who drop in an alt to see how amusing the internal propoganda is compare to the external. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2818
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Posted - 2014.01.15 16:26:00 -
[331] - Quote
Marmite & CO dead convinced the mass killing of the dumb & hapless in highsec causes long term strategic harm to nullsec alliances. Nullsec alliance members dead convinced otherwise. Yet another immovable object meets yet another unstoppable force. Life goes on.
It's like poetry :3 Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2419
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Posted - 2014.01.15 16:32:00 -
[332] - Quote
Manny Moons wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:...The bit you seems to keep ignoring is that we are NULL SEC alliances... If an alliance restricted its operations to nullsec, it probably would not own highsec POCOs. As was predicted, a couple of large groups took the majority of the high sec POCOs to make high seccers sad, and make a bit of isk. The amount of isk expected was greatly overestimated by most people. And yes, we are null sec alliances. That doesn't mean nothing is done in high sec. miniluv operate in high sec, and many of us have alts in high sec. As a general rule though, you don't go flying around high sec like a spanner. Some people don't follow that rule, and for that they get blown up by war targets. The bit that is getting fabricated is the idea that those people exploding somehow affects us and that we are damaged by this. We are not. The individual that is blown up is, but **** them, that's their punishment for being a pleb. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
323
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Posted - 2014.01.15 16:37:00 -
[333] - Quote
mynnna wrote:Marmite & CO dead convinced the mass killing of the dumb & hapless in highsec causes long term strategic harm to nullsec alliances. Nullsec alliance members dead convinced otherwise. Yet another immovable object meets yet another unstoppable force. Life goes on.
It's like poetry :3
I thrive on it  Anyhow, you are right Mynna, as most discussions go on these forums (and others, I'm sure) it's a trainwreck under construction. I don't know if you have a word for it but we call it disaster tourism 'roughly translated) and this can be an enjoyable past-time.
Lucas Kell, nice post; all Marmites camp Jita 24/7 and 21Billion of your spacemonkeys are stupid noobs but you like noobs so it's ok. Got it 
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2419
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Posted - 2014.01.15 16:39:00 -
[334] - Quote
mynnna wrote:Marmite & CO dead convinced the mass killing of the dumb & hapless in highsec causes long term strategic harm to nullsec alliances. Nullsec alliance members dead convinced otherwise. Yet another immovable object meets yet another unstoppable force. Life goes on.
It's like poetry :3 And yet, it's clear to most which is accurate. If high sec wardecs destroyed null groups then null groups would no longer exist. If they were serious about doing damage to null groups, they would work out a plausible strategy, plan their attacks and work towards a set goal. Instead they just open the doors of their holding corp no less, then invite literally anybody to come and sit around the forge shooting idiots that couldn't figure out why they shouldn't be in high sec. Once again, it's a failed Gevlon experiment, because he couldn't be bothered to put in the actual legwork.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
80
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Posted - 2014.01.15 17:09:00 -
[335] - Quote
Danalee wrote: I'm not very good at nullbear politics but can anyone clarify the relation between space monkeys and goons, please? From what I can see, they are equally bad at hisec but are there any other links?
You can't become a Goon. You must come to the game as one, by being member of their forum, called Something Awful.
If you are not there, but want to be with the Goons, you can only join one of the Goon pets, like SMA. They are practically the slaves of Goons, their CEOs have no word in decision making and if they don't fly enough bombless bombers, they are kicked from CFC (the Goon version of BoB). Once The Mittani ordered half of the SMA membership to be kicked because they were "carebears". Of course Goons don't have to fly bombless bombers to stay Goons, they are Goons by birthright.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2419
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Posted - 2014.01.15 17:17:00 -
[336] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Danalee wrote: I'm not very good at nullbear politics but can anyone clarify the relation between space monkeys and goons, please? From what I can see, they are equally bad at hisec but are there any other links?
You can't become a Goon. You must come to the game as one, by being member of their forum, called Something Awful. If you are not there, but want to be with the Goons, you can only join one of the Goon pets, like SMA. They are practically the slaves of Goons, their CEOs have no word in decision making and if they don't fly enough bombless bombers, they are kicked from CFC (the Goon version of BoB). Once The Mittani ordered half of the SMA membership to be kicked because they were "carebears". Of course Goons don't have to fly bombless bombers to stay Goons, they are Goons by birthright. You're getting better Gevlon. Almost 1% of that was fact.
EDIT: Oh, just in case you are confused, the 1% was the recruitment into goons, which is only half right. AFAIK, it's only the GoonWaffe corp that is restricted to SA forum members. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2526
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Posted - 2014.01.15 17:20:00 -
[337] - Quote
Lucas, it's easier to shoot shuttles on an undock and pretend it's important, than, you know, actually understanding how nullsec works and making an impact here. You're not going to make them see what they're doing as irrelevant as their Weltanschauungs is immovable from the POV that it has to be.
The answer is to just point and laugh and carry on as before, much like when Marmite claimed they'd stop Burn Jita 2 in it's tracks, but sat docked, only to venture out in frigs and thrashers to ***** on GCC kills here and there, whilst we went hog wild and made the previous event look pretty small in comparison. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
323
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Posted - 2014.01.15 17:28:00 -
[338] - Quote
It must be a party 24/7 in your head, lol.
Listen to me, my space is important, their space is irrelevant because I'm not in it (except when I run my missions in a stabbed faction boat), only when we come there to shoot at stuff their space becomes relevant and it's inhabitants are clueless on how to behave in their space... ad nauseam, ad infinitum.
Pressing F1 during a slideshow or assigning drones and going AFK to find out hours later who won is the epitome of awesome. Actually hunting equal targets and using strategy is a laughable ploy by the carebears to give their form of enjoyment meaning...
This is cool! Can I join you guys now?
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2419
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Posted - 2014.01.15 17:35:00 -
[339] - Quote
Danalee wrote:It must be a party 24/7 in your head, lol.
Listen to me, my space is important, their space is irrelevant, only when we come there to shoot at stuff their space becomes relevant and it's inhabitants are clueless on how to behave in their space... ad nauseam, ad infinitum.
Pressing F1 during a slideshow or assigning drones and going AFK to find out hours later who won is the epitome of awesome. Actually hunting equal targets and using strategy is a laughable ploy by the carebears to give their form of enjoyment meaning...
This is cool! Can I join you guys now? Are you serious? This is what you take away from this? You need to cut way back on the drugs my friend. Our space is important to us, yes. Noones saying that it's globally relevant, and nobody is saying that our space is better than yours (though you have quite clearly stated that you think high sec is better than null). What we are saying is that you killing random nubs in your space has no effect on us. It's really not a hard concept to grasp, so I can only assume you are purposely ignoring it to be difficult. The thing is it just makes you look a bit stupid. It's the equivalent of you purposely pretending not to understand how a fork works when you are out to dinner.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
323
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Posted - 2014.01.15 17:40:00 -
[340] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Danalee wrote:It must be a party 24/7 in your head, lol.
Listen to me, my space is important, their space is irrelevant, only when we come there to shoot at stuff their space becomes relevant and it's inhabitants are clueless on how to behave in their space... ad nauseam, ad infinitum.
Pressing F1 during a slideshow or assigning drones and going AFK to find out hours later who won is the epitome of awesome. Actually hunting equal targets and using strategy is a laughable ploy by the carebears to give their form of enjoyment meaning...
This is cool! Can I join you guys now? Are you serious? This is what you take away from this? You need to cut way back on the drugs my friend. Our space is important to us, yes. Noones saying that it's globally relevant, and nobody is saying that our space is better than yours (though you have quite clearly stated that you think high sec is better than null). What we are saying is that you killing random nubs in your space has no effect on us. It's really not a hard concept to grasp, so I can only assume you are purposely ignoring it to be difficult. The thing is it just makes you look a bit stupid. It's the equivalent of you purposely pretending not to understand how a fork works when you are out to dinner.
Reading comprehension is not your fort+¬ is it?
Lucas, it's easier to shoot shuttles (because that's what we do ) on an undock and pretend it's important, than, you know, actually understanding how nullsec works and making an impact here. You're not going to make them see what they're doing as irrelevant as their Weltanschauungs is immovable from the POV that it has to be.
Do I need to draw you a nice picture?
D.
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Saeger1737
Pod Repo
457
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Posted - 2014.01.15 17:43:00 -
[341] - Quote
Unless you join goons, gain their trust, one day become a director, empty their assests, alliance wallet and on your way out awox the mittani, then you won't beat goons in highsec, you might demoralize the goons in highsec but you can't stop the swarm from existence. |

Von Brawn
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2014.01.15 20:41:00 -
[342] - Quote
Isk efficiency and kb stats- justifying bad players since 2003  |

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
565
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Posted - 2014.01.15 20:48:00 -
[343] - Quote
Marmite needs more archons. Bee's are scared of them!
Von Brawn wrote:Isk efficiency and kb stats- justifying bad players since 2003 
I know right? Suiciding fleet after fleet makes someone good? jack1974 > can still call me zeus :) if you want Danalee > Jack is more humble :) |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2527
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Posted - 2014.01.15 20:53:00 -
[344] - Quote
Saeger1737 wrote:Unless you join goons, gain their trust, one day become a director, empty their assests, alliance wallet and on your way out awox the mittani, then you won't beat goons in highsec, you might demoralize the goons in highsec but you can't stop the swarm from existence. Problem being, the narrative that we're gnashing our teeth over this is invented by someone with autism, who may or may not literally believe it but will say it because he wants people to click his blog.
he says: "AND THEN DIRECTORS SHOWED UP TO TALK ME OUT OF IT LOOK HOW SERIOUS THIS IS"
what happened: Powers had some fun dunking someone bad at the game
Also somewhere in there Marmite think their gate-camping KDA means they're great at the game, but that's been going on a year or more so nbd. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
323
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Posted - 2014.01.15 21:05:00 -
[345] - Quote
So birds of a feather do flock together... Who'd have thought  Keep those fingers in your ears goonie, the mean people will go away at some point, I'm sure.
On a sidenote: Schools are overrated... with their grades and stuff, all hogwash!
D.
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Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
27
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Posted - 2014.01.15 21:14:00 -
[346] - Quote
Saeger1737 wrote:Unless you join goons, gain their trust, one day become a director, empty their assests, alliance wallet and on your way out awox the mittani, then you won't beat goons in highsec, you might demoralize the goons in highsec but you can't stop the swarm from existence.
Hisec is demoralizing whether you're there shooting our ships or not. Hisec is terrible.
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10013
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Posted - 2014.01.15 22:08:00 -
[347] - Quote
it's a shame that Marmite won't engage anywhere that isn't on a gate or in the docking ring of a station Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
323
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Posted - 2014.01.15 22:46:00 -
[348] - Quote
I hear goonies are allergic to slow cats, can't EVE and smell funny... K/D?
D.
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10013
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Posted - 2014.01.15 23:00:00 -
[349] - Quote
yes we're scared of slowcats, you should drop archons in VFK, we won't engage Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
24
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Posted - 2014.01.16 00:04:00 -
[350] - Quote
Hot News.......
Goonies are getting scared and called in the help of RvB to make them look less stupid  |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2528
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Posted - 2014.01.16 01:40:00 -
[351] - Quote
RvBee was announced, oh, rather some time ago now. It's not really hot news. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Veilo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
16
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Posted - 2014.01.16 01:46:00 -
[352] - Quote
Did I read it right ? RVB is coming to bail us out of this calamitous predicament?! We're saved!
Whew, i thought we were done for!
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2528
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Posted - 2014.01.16 02:18:00 -
[353] - Quote
Veilo wrote:Did I read it right ? RVB is coming to bail us out of this calamitous predicament?! We're saved!
Whew, i thought we were done for!
I told them about the thing with the shuttle and they were like "**** they really are on their last legs lets press assist and save them again".
Then there was much scoffing about how bad we are and the episode ended with everyone growing closer together in common understanding.
Now I think about it, it was all very 1990s TV. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2301
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Posted - 2014.01.16 02:47:00 -
[354] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Of course Goons don't have to fly bombless bombers to stay Goons, they are Goons by birthright.
For what it's worth, the whole 'bombless bombers' was a very valid fleet concept if used in a certain manner, I completely understand any issue you might have with it though, considering your vastly immense knowledge about everything PvP.
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Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
157
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Posted - 2014.01.16 04:28:00 -
[355] - Quote
Due to the clear and present danger this unknown and potentially powerful upstart group presents to the Goon hegemony, we have been called in to prevent fail cascade.....
Del |

Fybs
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
65
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Posted - 2014.01.16 07:36:00 -
[356] - Quote
Really RvB jumped in so soon?
This just gets better and better 
So if you literally want thousands of war targets in high sec join the lemmings today!
That's goons and RvB!!!
Apply today and fill your boots 
P.s RvB you have done just as we predicted. thank you |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2319
|
Posted - 2014.01.16 09:15:00 -
[357] - Quote
Fybs wrote:So if you literally want thousands of war targets in high sec join the lemmings today!
RvB has an awesome track record for being the dunkforce one causing failed wardecs.
Fybs wrote:P.s RvB you have done just as we predicted. thank you
#puppetmasta |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
31
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Posted - 2014.01.16 11:18:00 -
[358] - Quote
This entire campaign with have a Razor sharp and Fatal surprise ...... which RvB cant even help you with If you look to much at the details, you wont see the bigger picture. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2541
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Posted - 2014.01.16 12:33:00 -
[359] - Quote
Fybs wrote:Really RvB jumped in so soon? This just gets better and better  So if you literally want thousands of war targets in high sec join the lemmings today! That's goons and RvB!!! Apply today and fill your boots  P.s RvB you have done just as we predicted. thank you Arrhghghgh get this puppetmaster's strings off me. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
82
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Posted - 2014.01.16 13:08:00 -
[360] - Quote
Goon communication summary
Page1: lolol it will fail like the other project of the publord Page10: oh it will just kill dumb noobs who don't come to Deklein as they should Page18: Mangala save us! |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
40
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Posted - 2014.01.16 13:11:00 -
[361] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Goon communication summary
Page1: lolol it will fail like the other project of the publord Page10: oh it will just kill dumb noobs who don't come to Deklein as they should Page18: Mangala save us!
I kind of want to dissect you to find out what makes you you, and then arrange for large scale gene therapy to correct the population by removing whatever vestigial bit of DNA is causing you to be the way you are. |

Dave Stark
4196
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Posted - 2014.01.16 13:30:00 -
[362] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Goon communication summary
Page1: lolol it will fail like the other project of the publord Page10: oh it will just kill dumb noobs who don't come to Deklein as they should Page18: Mangala save us!
still a better read than your blog. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2543
|
Posted - 2014.01.16 13:39:00 -
[363] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Goon communication summary
Page1: lolol it will fail like the other project of the publord Page10: oh it will just kill dumb noobs who don't come to Deklein as they should Page18: Mangala save us!
Bless you, leaning on your 'out' already.
"And this plan WOULD HAVE TOTES WORKED but Goons had to cry to RvB to save them"
I guess it's a step up from "everyone is a moron". "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
327
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Posted - 2014.01.16 13:58:00 -
[364] - Quote
Not everyone is.... 
Dave Stark, please point me towards your blog and explain how you force people to read it? Thanks!
D.
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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
83
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Posted - 2014.01.16 14:00:00 -
[365] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote: Bless you, leaning on your 'out' already.
"And this plan WOULD HAVE TOTES WORKED but Goons had to cry to RvB to save them"
I guess it's a step up from "everyone is a moron".
Wrong: the idea works better now. You really don't think before you talk, right? Why did anyone join the Lemmings? What do we offer to our members. Not money or ships, there is no SRP. Or you think they joined for the joy of shooting POCOs?
No. People join for the chance of shooting war targets without paying war bill themselves. Can you tell any other reason for joining the Lemmings? And your answer to that is giving them more war targets. |

Dave Stark
4196
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Posted - 2014.01.16 14:02:00 -
[366] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Not everyone is....  Dave Stark, please point me towards your blog and explain how you force people to read it? Thanks! D. 
i didn't realise having a blog was mandatory.
being forced to read it or not doesn't stop it being an inferior quality to this thread. however, it's nice to see you come running when you're summoned. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
327
|
Posted - 2014.01.16 14:09:00 -
[367] - Quote
Dave Stark wrote: i didn't realise having a blog was mandatory.
being forced to read it or not doesn't stop it being an inferior quality to this thread. however, it's nice to see you come running when you're summoned.
For someone to be able to critisize the work of others, they should at least tried doing said work themselves and have something to show for, you don't agree?
I'm here for you all day baby, owning your sad little behinds and taking names 
D.
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2543
|
Posted - 2014.01.16 14:15:00 -
[368] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: Bless you, leaning on your 'out' already.
"And this plan WOULD HAVE TOTES WORKED but Goons had to cry to RvB to save them"
I guess it's a step up from "everyone is a moron".
Wrong: the idea works better now. You really don't think before you talk, right? Why did anyone join the Lemmings? What do we offer to our members. Not money or ships, there is no SRP. Or you think they joined for the joy of shooting POCOs? No. People join for the chance of shooting war targets without paying war bill themselves. Can you tell any other reason for joining the Lemmings? And your answer to that is giving them more war targets.
Right, so we're back to your "grand goal" being paying for other people's wardecs, which from our POV is just someone else paying to maintain the status quo (goons have died in Jita literally every day since 2010 or so).
I can see why the Wall Street Journal writes articles about our CEO and not you. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Dave Stark
4196
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Posted - 2014.01.16 14:28:00 -
[369] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Dave Stark wrote: i didn't realise having a blog was mandatory.
being forced to read it or not doesn't stop it being an inferior quality to this thread. however, it's nice to see you come running when you're summoned.
For someone to be able to critisize the work of others, they should at least tried doing said work themselves and have something to show for, you don't agree? I'm here for you all day baby, owning your sad little behinds and taking names  D. 
it wasn't a criticism it was a comparison. his blog is less interesting to read than this thread. so no, i don't agree with your try hard attempts to prove... something?
why are you using plurals? i'm one person. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
327
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Posted - 2014.01.16 14:40:00 -
[370] - Quote
Dave Stark wrote:
1) it wasn't a criticism it was a comparison. 2) his blog is less interesting to read than this thread. 3) so no, i don't agree with your try hard attempts to prove... something? 4) why are you using plurals? i'm one person.
1) Nice backpedal: criticism / -êkr+¬t+¬s+¬z(+Ö)m/ / noun noun: criticism; plural noun: criticisms
the analysis and judgement of the merits and faults of a literary or artistic work. "alternative methods of criticism supported by well-developed literary theories" synonyms:evaluation, assessment, examination, appreciation, appraisal,...
2) You no blog, you no get to compare.
3) Haha, tryhard, trust me, no effort whatsoever goes into putting you in your place.
4) you are the group of chickenshit alts boasting with nothing to back it up.
Thank you, come again!
D.
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Dave Stark
4197
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Posted - 2014.01.16 14:52:00 -
[371] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Dave Stark wrote:
1) it wasn't a criticism it was a comparison. 2) his blog is less interesting to read than this thread. 3) so no, i don't agree with your try hard attempts to prove... something? 4) why are you using plurals? i'm one person.
1) Nice backpedal: criticism / -êkr+¬t+¬s+¬z(+Ö)m/ / noun noun: criticism; plural noun: criticisms the analysis and judgement of the merits and faults of a literary or artistic work. "alternative methods of criticism supported by well-developed literary theories" synonyms:evaluation, assessment, examination, appreciation, appraisal,... 2) You no blog, you no get to compare. 3) Haha, tryhard, trust me, no effort whatsoever goes into putting you in your place. 4) you are the group of chickenshit alts boasting with nothing to back it up. Thank you, come again! D. 
every one of those points demonstrates a fundamental misunderstanding of the english language.
1) exactly, what i just did doesn't fit that definition.
2) broken english aside; that's not how it works. if one thing is better than another, i can say that. i did say that.
3) you're right, if you were trying you might actually say something that wasn't incorrect.
4) which bit of "i'm one person" don't you understand? i'm assuming all of it, but i thought i'd get clarification first.
please don't answer any of these, treat them as rhetoric, deciphering your posts is an effort. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
327
|
Posted - 2014.01.16 15:02:00 -
[372] - Quote
Dave Stark, if you would put as much effort in understanding than you would deciphering and frotting at the mouth, you'd get more satisfaction.
If English is your first language, you might want to check a dictionairy. I'll admit, English is my 4th language so I might be missing some nuances.
You indeed have a right to say whatever you want as do I. Going arround telling other peoples work (time and effort spent working on a community free of charge) sucks is poor sportmanship, especially when you haven't done any work of the same kind and your trackrecord consists of shitting on stuff and nothing more.
Indeed, I categorized your post as comming from a camp (faceless, no-skill nobodies thriving on putting others down for trying to do something) hence, the plural.
Meanwhile, to get back on topic: goons don't care, RVB was in it from the start but they don't care either, Gevlon is totally harmless and we all post because we are happy.
D.
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Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2326
|
Posted - 2014.01.16 15:06:00 -
[373] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Meanwhile, to get back on topic: goons don't care, RVB was in it from the start but they don't care either, Gevlon is totally harmless
Actually structural based income arrangements have been a part of this game for quite some time now, if RvB and Goons want to band together to keep a tax cartel up and running the only thing they both have to gain from it is profit- I somehow doubt throwing some ISK from GoonSwarms warchest or SIG chest to help RvB would be looked upon with any sort of disdain.
For further examples, check out OTEC (probably might take some reading though- most pubbies have no idea what this actually entailed).
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Dave Stark
4199
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Posted - 2014.01.16 15:12:00 -
[374] - Quote
Danalee wrote:I'll admit, English is my 4th language so I might be missing some nuances.
great, so you admit you're posting rubbish simply because you don't understand english.
that's fine, but stop it before you embarrass yourself further.
+1 for trying though, credit for that. |

Snot Shot
Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad.
653
|
Posted - 2014.01.16 15:22:00 -
[375] - Quote
I have to say this idea works pretty well for folks that have alts their not using that often, the toon has some pvp skills, and they want to log it in on a side screen to camp a trade hub with others to gank some goonies...
I think it would be pretty hilarious if this thing gets big enough to have 100+ alts sitting on each the major trade hubs 24/7 ganking goonies for freeGǪGǪ
Almost everyone I know has a toon on one of their accounts thatGÇÖs not been logged in for months but could now have a side use sitting in cheap ships on the undock chillin while youGÇÖre doing other stuffGǪ. . Podside Podcasts - Episode #170-www.podbay.fm/show/542915403 Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áGÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything" |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2421
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Posted - 2014.01.16 16:19:00 -
[376] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Dave Stark wrote:
1) it wasn't a criticism it was a comparison. 2) his blog is less interesting to read than this thread. 3) so no, i don't agree with your try hard attempts to prove... something? 4) why are you using plurals? i'm one person.
1) Nice backpedal: criticism / -êkr+¬t+¬s+¬z(+Ö)m/ / noun noun: criticism; plural noun: criticisms the analysis and judgement of the merits and faults of a literary or artistic work. "alternative methods of criticism supported by well-developed literary theories" synonyms:evaluation, assessment, examination, appreciation, appraisal,... 2) You no blog, you no get to compare. 3) Haha, tryhard, trust me, no effort whatsoever goes into putting you in your place. 4) you are the group of chickenshit alts boasting with nothing to back it up. Thank you, come again! D.  That's really not how it works bro. A food critic doesn't need to run a restaurant to compare. You don't need to make a movie to consider one better than another. In the same way, he doesn't need a blog to compare Gevlon's nonsense with this thread. At least in this thread responses are instant and unfiltered, rather than only seeing what Gevlon thinks should be allowed to be said.
And I can tell from the way you structure your post that you really think you are being quite clever and witty. You're not. You are basically scrawling some nonsense with your own faeces then screaming "take that goons!". It makes nearly no sense, so I'm not sure why you seem so proud of yourself every time. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2421
|
Posted - 2014.01.16 16:21:00 -
[377] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Bless you, leaning on your 'out' already.
"And this plan WOULD HAVE TOTES WORKED but Goons had to cry to RvB to save them"
I guess it's a step up from "everyone is a moron". Wrong: the idea works better now. You really don't think before you talk, right? Why did anyone join the Lemmings? What do we offer to our members. Not money or ships, there is no SRP. Or you think they joined for the joy of shooting POCOs? No. People join for the chance of shooting war targets without paying war bill themselves. Can you tell any other reason for joining the Lemmings? And your answer to that is giving them more war targets. Wrong. Your alliance does in fact have free ships and SRP. Here, from General lemming himself to the alliance.
General Lemming wrote:We are getting more and more Lemming supporters in EVE. The following ships I got for free and I have 450 free Thrashers incoming in a few weeks.
Catalyst 100 Thrasher 55 Maulus 61 Rifter 142 Punisher 100 Coercer 109 Burst 163 Bantam 87
If you lose any of these ships, Go to Uedama VI - Moon 8 - Spacelane Patrol Logistic Support and ask Tora Oni for a new one. When we run out, we might get more in.....or not :) But as long as we do, they are free. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
65
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Posted - 2014.01.16 16:29:00 -
[378] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:Due to the clear and present danger this unknown and potentially powerful upstart group presents to the Goon hegemony, we have been called in to prevent fail cascade.....
Del I thought it was the killing of the mining barge. Lord knows without the veldspar that thing was pulling in, there'd be no trit, no trit means no shuttles for lemmings to kill :( We can't have them getting bored and wandering off a gate accidentally to find something else to shoot now can we?
I am the girl your mother warned you about.-á
-á |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
327
|
Posted - 2014.01.16 16:34:00 -
[379] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:That's really not how it works bro. A food critic doesn't need to run a restaurant to compare. You don't need to make a movie to consider one better than another. In the same way, he doesn't need a blog to compare Gevlon's nonsense with this thread. At least in this thread responses are instant and unfiltered, rather than only seeing what Gevlon thinks should be allowed to be said.
And I can tell from the way you structure your post that you really think you are being quite clever and witty. You're not. You are basically scrawling some nonsense with your own faeces then screaming "take that goons!". It makes nearly no sense, so I'm not sure why you seem so proud of yourself every time.
That's exactly how it works, a food critic has earned his due in the food industry, he knows what he is talking about and is accepted by the community in his role as critic. Same goes for any other critics. He could have said: I don't like your blog and it would have been all good. To each his own.
You can tell stuff from the way I structure my post? Scrawling some nonsense and you, oh great one, infiltrate my deepest thoughts from it. Amazing.
Yet 'you guys' can't stop comming back for more, that's how I know you are hurt (you shouldn't be, it's a game afterall) and my posts are gud 
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2421
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Posted - 2014.01.16 16:54:00 -
[380] - Quote
Danalee wrote:That's exactly how it works, a food critic has earned his due in the food industry, he knows what he is talking about and is accepted by the community in his role as critic. Same goes for any other critics. He could have said: I don't like your blog and it would have been all good. To each his own. No, that's really not how it works. A food critic is someone that eats food and compares it - and that's it. And I'd be willing to bet that you've called at least one film good and at least one bad, and doubt you are in the movie industry. At the end of the day he's free to express his opinions, and if you don't like it, that's your problem. The fact that you hold the opposite opinion doesn't automatically grant you the right to decide who is allowed to compare Gevlon's shite to anything else. EDIT: Just to add, Gevlon compares EVE to other games and point out what he believes to be flaws. When are you going to go on his blog telling him to stop, since he doesn't make video games?
Danalee wrote:You can tell stuff from the way I structure my post? Scrawling some nonsense and you, oh great one, infiltrate my deepest thoughts from it. Amazing. Yet 'you guys' can't stop comming back for more, that's how I know you are hurt (you shouldn't be, it's a game afterall) and my posts are gud  If that's what you need to get you through the day, then by all means proceed to believe that. I just thought I'd point it out, since to any third party you come across like a simpleton, acting as if everything you've said is some stinging burn. Maybe it's a language thing. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
327
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Posted - 2014.01.16 17:19:00 -
[381] - Quote
I'll try one last time. It really could be a language thing...
Lucas, if I watched a movie and went to a public forum featuring let's say Spielberg where I'd proceed to jump on the stage, take the microphone and shout at Mr. Spielberg that his movie sucks ass because I say so. Let's say eyebrows would be raised, no? That's all I'm saying on that particular point.
For the rest of it, I'm a big fan of Ironie and many posts in this thread breath ironie. The posters are oblivious to it, which makes it even more entertaining for me.
Some goons/neutrals posted some really insightful or funny stuff, I liked those. It all adds to the in-game narrative. But there are guys who take things too far or too serious, those I pester a bit 
admittedly, I'm propably not good at it but my peers like it and I enjoy doing it, so I continue. Who knows, maybe practice makes perfect. Claiming you are a third party and thereby can judge my level of simpletonianism is again very droll but not intellectually honnest to say the least and is also more childish namecalling (a crime you wrongfully try to pin on me)
It's been nice and we could like mail or something if you want to continue debating this stuff but I'll try and refrain from going off on a tangent here in this thread starting: NOW.
D.
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Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
724
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Posted - 2014.01.16 17:21:00 -
[382] - Quote
So, now we have established that in order to criticise something, you have to do the same thing yourself, I trust no one who is not a game developer will criticise any aspect of Eve.
We can get back to the important matter, how are the POCOs?
Fluffy Bunny Pic! |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2423
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Posted - 2014.01.16 17:38:00 -
[383] - Quote
Danalee wrote:I'll try one last time. It really could be a language thing...
Lucas, if I watched a movie and went to a public forum featuring let's say Spielberg where I'd proceed to jump on the stage, take the microphone and shout at Mr. Spielberg that his movie sucks ass because I say so. Let's say eyebrows would be raised, no? That's all I'm saying on that particular point. And if he'd hacked into Gevlons blog and posted it there, you'd be right. I can go to a movie website right now and start saying "I think High School Musical was a load of shite" and my opinion would be perfectly valid. The idea that in order to publicly present an opinion about a subject you have to engage in that yourself is frankly ludicrous.
Danalee wrote:For the rest of it, I'm a big fan of Ironie and many posts in this thread breath ironie. The posters are oblivious to it, which makes it even more entertaining for me. Some goons/neutrals posted some really insightful or funny stuff, I liked those. It all adds to the in-game narrative. But there are guys who take things too far or too serious, those I pester a bit  admittedly, I'm propably not good at it but my peers like it and I enjoy doing it, so I continue. Who knows, maybe practice makes perfect. Claiming you are a third party and thereby can judge my level of simpletonianism is again very droll but not intellectually honnest to say the least and is also more childish namecalling (a crime you wrongfully try to pin on me) I don't mean to be insulting, I hold a legitimate concern that what you are trying to portray and what is coming across are two different things, and feel it's only fair to point it out. I carefully chose my words to be as unoffensive as possible, however if they came across as offensive I apologise.
Danalee wrote:I'll try and refrain from going off on a tangent here in this thread starting: NOW. Agreed. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |
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ISD Tyrozan
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
354

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Posted - 2014.01.16 18:58:00 -
[384] - Quote
Personal attack post was removed. ISD Tyrozan Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department @ISDTyrozan | @ISD_CCL |
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General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
31
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Posted - 2014.01.16 21:10:00 -
[385] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:I can see why the Wall Street Journal writes articles about our CEO and not you. So predictable.... You see, we are important.....we are, aren't we ? Pleasee.....mommmmm they say we aren't important 
Thank god Goonies don't care about high sec or a 1 week old nub alliance.... Then this post would really be big  |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2337
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Posted - 2014.01.16 21:50:00 -
[386] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Goon communication summary
Page1: lolol it will fail like the other project of the publord Page10: oh it will just kill dumb noobs who don't come to Deklein as they should Page18: Mangala save us!
Gevlon's list of noteworthy contributions to the EVE community:
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10016
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Posted - 2014.01.17 00:01:00 -
[387] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Wrong: the idea works better now. You really don't think before you talk, right? Why did anyone join the Lemmings? What do we offer to our members. Not money or ships, there is no SRP. Or you think they joined for the joy of shooting POCOs?
No. People join for the chance of shooting war targets without paying war bill themselves. Can you tell any other reason for joining the Lemmings? And your answer to that is giving them more war targets.
Yes, they get to shoot war targets without paying the war bill themselves, but if they lose a ship, there's no replacement. There's also no actual coordination due to the lack of voice comms. So that means that your alliance is nothing but another Jita undock camping wardec alliance that overstates its impact on the nullsec alliances it "fights" Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Istyn
Freight Club
289
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Posted - 2014.01.17 00:08:00 -
[388] - Quote
Xolve wrote:
For further examples, check out OTEC (probably might take some reading though- most pubbies have no idea what this actually entailed).
Witchcraft. |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2869
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Posted - 2014.01.17 04:11:00 -
[389] - Quote
Istyn wrote:Xolve wrote:
For further examples, check out OTEC (probably might take some reading though- most pubbies have no idea what this actually entailed).
Witchcraft.
Sure, we'll go with that. To many people, that's what diplomacy looks like.  Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2338
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Posted - 2014.01.17 04:37:00 -
[390] - Quote
mynnna wrote:Sure, we'll go with that. To many people, that's what diplomacy looks like. 
History has shown that diplomacy works 142% better than SPELS.
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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
89
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Posted - 2014.01.17 05:08:00 -
[391] - Quote
Andski wrote: Yes, they get to shoot war targets without paying the war bill themselves, but if they lose a ship, there's no replacement.
If there is replacement, there must be cheap doctrines enforced (see also: bombless bombers). If someone is rich enough to throw away T3s in stupid station games, who am I to tell him to stop and fly a Tornado instead?!
You probably still don't get it (your directors do, hence they activated their highsec pet): there are a bunch of bored highsec PvP-ers and PvP alts of missioners who can't do anything with their money. I just channel their boredom into shooting Goons. They would shoot N3 just as happily. They risk their ships, they spend their time, I just have to pay the war bill.
For one week war I pay 0.5B. A week haven't even passed and there is already 1.5B damage to Goons and pets. That's 300% ROI.
Yes, there is also 1.1B damage to the Lemmings. But that's not my loss. Those ships would have been lost anyway in duels, lowsec roams or an RvB Ganked fleet due to the very boredom that drives players to Lemmings.
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Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
48
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Posted - 2014.01.17 05:14:00 -
[392] - Quote
Actually, its a $0 return on investment, unless you actually scooped 1.5bill in loot from our wrecks.
Don't tell me you've lost your economics mojo as well? It was (arguably) the only thing you had going for you. |

Davish Krail
56
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Posted - 2014.01.17 05:32:00 -
[393] - Quote
Man that 60% efficiency Darwin's Lemmings has is really showing just how good they are at hub camping.
I think you'll find it's 2.24B ISK. Sure, the Lemmings have killed 28(!) Capsules and 17(!!) Frigates, but Cruisers aren't their strong point.
Effectively speaking they've only killed 47 ships. Capsules don't really count. |

Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
77
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Posted - 2014.01.17 06:00:00 -
[394] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:They would shoot N3 just as happily. They risk their ships, they spend their time, I just have to pay the war bill.
Pretty much this. As for economics, well that is boring to me. I could have kept my POS up running T2 indy jobs. Or I could be ratting all day long. But what fun is that really? |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
91
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Posted - 2014.01.17 06:06:00 -
[395] - Quote
Davish Krail wrote:Sure, the Lemmings have killed 28(!) Capsules and 17(!!) Frigates, but Cruisers aren't their strong point.
Effectively speaking they've only killed 47 ships. Capsules don't really count.
You mean we aren't winning fast enough? |

Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
77
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Posted - 2014.01.17 06:12:00 -
[396] - Quote
I only got 2 solo kills on the Jita undock. And I managed to get 0 damage onto a 3rd KM with my tornado. Then I got bored and decided to try something else. I guess I suck.
I mean, I could've stayed in Jita and got 20 kills right? |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
49
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Posted - 2014.01.17 06:14:00 -
[397] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Davish Krail wrote:Sure, the Lemmings have killed 28(!) Capsules and 17(!!) Frigates, but Cruisers aren't their strong point.
Effectively speaking they've only killed 47 ships. Capsules don't really count. You mean we aren't winning fast enough?
You aren't winning at all because we aren't competing with you. We are laughing at you because what you are doing doesn't impact on anything we give even the tiniest **** about. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
92
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Posted - 2014.01.17 06:18:00 -
[398] - Quote
Arkady Romanov wrote:You aren't winning at all because we aren't competing with you. We are laughing at you because what you are doing doesn't impact on anything we give even the tiniest **** about.
What would you do if you'd give the tiniest ****, I wonder? Post 20 pages maybe? Or send 7000 pets to stop us? |

Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
77
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Posted - 2014.01.17 06:21:00 -
[399] - Quote
Arkady Romanov wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Davish Krail wrote:Sure, the Lemmings have killed 28(!) Capsules and 17(!!) Frigates, but Cruisers aren't their strong point.
Effectively speaking they've only killed 47 ships. Capsules don't really count. You mean we aren't winning fast enough? You aren't winning at all because we aren't competing with you. We are laughing at you because what you are doing doesn't impact on anything we give even the tiniest **** about.
So says the largest alliance in the game, that asked RvB to come and save them. Well you got me out of VFK I guess. I'm in Josameto now, and I actually managed to kill local, although that was not my intention.
One RvB'er seemed a bit annoyed when I asked about it. Now hopefully I can get some tornado kills before I go pop again 
Once all this is over I am gonna make it my mission to run around null grabbing loots from your ESS units, unless of course you guys managed to whine enough that CCP cancel the idea.
MTUs are okay though right? |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
32
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Posted - 2014.01.17 07:58:00 -
[400] - Quote
Arkady Romanov wrote:Actually, its a $0 return on investment, unless you actually scooped 1.5bill in loot from our wrecks. It all depends who is telling you that.....
And stop caring about the killboard...... thats so 00 space.  |

Enya Dorne
State War Academy Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2014.01.17 10:47:00 -
[401] - Quote
You also seem to pay some of your lemmings to do missions in Genesis and then they link their KM's and get laughed out of local. maybe Gevlon you should cut your funding to them? seeming like it isn't ISK efficient if people are doing missions instead of camping Jita's undock. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2423
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Posted - 2014.01.17 10:49:00 -
[402] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Arkady Romanov wrote:Actually, its a $0 return on investment, unless you actually scooped 1.5bill in loot from our wrecks. It all depends who is telling you that..... And stop caring about the killboard...... thats so 00 space.  ????? You realise it's you guys that are spewing out the killbaord going "look at what we did". Honestly, reading some of your posts, I wonder how you get your pants on in the morning, let alone run an alliance. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2423
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Posted - 2014.01.17 10:52:00 -
[403] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:So says the largest alliance in the game, that asked RvB to come and save them. Well you got me out of VFK I guess. I'm in Josameto now, and I actually managed to kill local, although that was not my intention. So just to be clear, what you are essentially saying here is that you don;t know anything about the current politics in the game and while it would be simple for you to verify that RvB in fact entered into a POCO agreement with goons well before your little alliance, you prefer to not bother as that way you can still pretend you are relevant right?
Good show, this thread is marvellously entertaining. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2544
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Posted - 2014.01.17 10:57:00 -
[404] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:[quote=Andski]For one week war I pay 0.5B. A week haven't even passed and there is already 1.5B damage to Goons and pets. That's 300% ROI. I'm not surprised you don't know much about economics, but misunderstanding the concept of ROI is pretty awful. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
35
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Posted - 2014.01.17 10:58:00 -
[405] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote: wonder how you get your pants on in the morning, let alone run an alliance. I fully understand why you wonder this,,,,, 1+1=2
Its nice to see how many 00 LEET PRO's care about us high sec bears...... Even Goonie directors coming to the forums to give financial advice and why we shouldn't spend all our isks on something fun. Which we probably made with selling plex, as we have no clue how economics work 
You must be poor 00 players.... BOUNTY option .... >>> that way. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2544
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Posted - 2014.01.17 11:00:00 -
[406] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Davish Krail wrote:Sure, the Lemmings have killed 28(!) Capsules and 17(!!) Frigates, but Cruisers aren't their strong point.
Effectively speaking they've only killed 47 ships. Capsules don't really count. You mean we aren't winning fast enough?
It's roughly equivalent to SOCO telling us over and over how they were "winning" based on killboard stats instead of strategic objectives.
Do you need a history lesson or do you know how that turned out?
I have to say, it's almost like you picked up one of our failscade bingo cards and have seen it as a recipe of success or something. It's confusing just how many you're ticking off. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
36
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Posted - 2014.01.17 11:07:00 -
[407] - Quote
Khanh'rhh, please calm down.... this isn't good for you. Its just a 1 week old alliance, no stress mate, its good..... let it be..... ignore it. No need for stress, RvB assistance, forum raging, e-peen comparing, wasting you very important time....etc .
Use your time wisely and see how good your relations with your blues are 
Repeat after me : Ammooooooooooo hummmm.........veeee...... |

Davish Krail
56
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Posted - 2014.01.17 11:43:00 -
[408] - Quote
How many strategic objectives has the Lemmings taken? This was all about POCOs right?
Oh wait it was actually about Gevlon being dunked by one Goon. Don't mind me.
And how long can you use the "It's a one week old Alliance"? You are going to have to stand on your own eventually, right? |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2423
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Posted - 2014.01.17 12:06:00 -
[409] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Its nice to see how many 00 LEET PRO's care about us high sec bears...... Even Goonie directors coming to the forums to give financial advice and why we shouldn't spend all our isks on something fun. Which we probably made with selling plex, as we have no clue how economics work  Goons post everywhere. That's kinda their thing. And no, we know where you got you isk from, from high sec. And you are welcome to spend it however and on whatever you like. But none of that will make anything you do relevant to null players. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2014.01.17 12:32:00 -
[410] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:One RvB'er seemed a bit annoyed when I asked about it. Now hopefully I can get some tornado kills before I go pop again 
I honestly doubt that most of the RvB chaps are happy about this whole thing, given what RvB used to be about. Certainly not ending up as the POCO-Slaves of the goon empire....
Besides, it would have been so much smarter on RvBs part to simply sit back and do nothing and then take the POCOs for themselves. 
The Lemmings can't hold nor want them, their goal is to simply to p*** off the goons ( seems to work nicely - kudos! ) and drive them out.
At some point it is inevitable that the goons will find themselves at a point where it's just not worthwhile to keep the POCOs, be the reason time or ISK wasted. This is just basic guerilla warfare 101. The Goons simply lack the presence in highsec and keeping those POCOs will just be a PITA for them.
RvB on the other hand has a strong highsec presence and can hold on to them. In the end they are the true masters of this POCO space and if you ask me they should actually take what is theirs.
Ok, RvB suddenly siding with the lemmings is not gonna happen. They lack the balls for that, goon pets are neatly housebroken - but the idea is simply hilarious.
Anyway good job @ the goblin for starting this. This whole david vs. goliath guerilla movement is just pure fun to read about and I shall join or support you at some point. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
37
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Posted - 2014.01.17 12:47:00 -
[411] - Quote
Davish Krail wrote:How many strategic objectives has the Lemmings taken? This was all about POCOs right?
Oh wait it was actually about Gevlon being dunked by one Goon. Don't mind me.
And how long can you use the "It's a one week old Alliance"? You are going to have to stand on your own eventually, right? Hallooooo my special friend, do you even check things before you blabbb replies ? I will give you a HINT :
1 week old alliance..... |

Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
79
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Posted - 2014.01.17 13:15:00 -
[412] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:So says the largest alliance in the game, that asked RvB to come and save them. Well you got me out of VFK I guess. I'm in Josameto now, and I actually managed to kill local, although that was not my intention. So just to be clear, what you are essentially saying here is that you don;t know anything about the current politics in the game and while it would be simple for you to verify that RvB in fact entered into a POCO agreement with goons well before your little alliance, you prefer to not bother as that way you can still pretend you are relevant right? Good show, this thread is marvellously entertaining.
No I know absolutely nothing about politics at all. You got me!
Indeed it never occurred to me to ask about when RvB would be joining the war in my first few hours of joining the alliance. That was quite a surprise when that happened.
Also, I like to pretend I am relevant to other people sometimes, but the simple fact is, that I am merely having fun in a game, where the relevance of my actions matters to nobody but myself.
After all, this game isn't really an MMO right?
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2546
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Posted - 2014.01.17 13:47:00 -
[413] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:One RvB'er seemed a bit annoyed when I asked about it. Now hopefully I can get some tornado kills before I go pop again  I honestly doubt that most of the RvB chaps are happy about this whole thing, given what RvB used to be about. Certainly not about ending up as the POCO-Slaves of the goon empire.... Why on earth would you possibly think POCOs that print ISK, and more free targets to shoot for a PVP outfit wouldn't be something they want?
At some point you ggrrrrrGOONS types need to take a step back from your own clenched teeth and see it from the POV of the other guys; we have a mutually beneficial pact which allows us to share complete control over any POCO we chose to.
I'm sorry that makes you all flip out with rage.
Maybe you should just use them instead of complaining, or do you think Lord Randian of house aspie would give you a lower tax rate than we do? (he won't) "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2546
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Posted - 2014.01.17 13:49:00 -
[414] - Quote
FYI you can ignore my common-sense reasoning and deduction, because clearly you can only post on a forum when you're mad about something.
Which makes the OP, er ...
Damn this is awkward for you guys either way. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
38
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Posted - 2014.01.17 14:16:00 -
[415] - Quote
UMAD BRO ?  |

Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2014.01.17 14:24:00 -
[416] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:... we have a mutually beneficial pact which allows us to share complete control over any POCO we chose to.
May I ask what is so _mutually_ beneficial about this arrangement of yours? 
So far it seems rather one sided and the only contribution from the goons is to cry on the forum until RvB came to the rescue.
I mean maybe RvB sees themselves more like a plaything, not a real alliance that can hold the POCO space by its own and requires the allowance of the powers that be to get a share. But from my perspective as a bystander they seem to be the actual power in this conflict.
Khanh'rhh wrote: FYI you can ignore my common-sense reasoning and deduction, because clearly you can only post on a forum when you're mad about something.
Welcome to the land of the crazy people, Mr. Logic-Deductor. Don't take this so serious bro.
Anyway have fun shooting eachother  |

Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
727
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Posted - 2014.01.17 14:27:00 -
[417] - Quote
I quite like this war, its like RvB, but on a bigger scale, and best of all, Gevlon gets to pay for it.
I hope he is funding your SRP :)
The downside is, he gets to blog about how he totally is not like any other high sec wardec group that has ever existed, but, hey, fun over coffee in the morning is why we go there anyway, right?
And can someone give me an answer about the stated win objective of this war, which is the total removal of all Goon, and I guess now, RvBee POCOs.
How many have come down this week?
I know this is not Darwins stated objective, but, it is Gevlons aim, as he does not partake in shooting for fun, cos internet spaceships are super srs business. Fluffy Bunny Pic! |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
276
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Posted - 2014.01.17 14:30:00 -
[418] - Quote
Please put this thread out of its misery. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
38
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Posted - 2014.01.17 14:32:00 -
[419] - Quote
I just had a good laugh about an RvB mail send. A nice quote :
Quote:For example; Lemming03 warps to Jita in his Slave set, he gets podded and loses a 3bil pod. He then must pay 3.01bil to RvB or be removed from the community.
Why do they use the words Lemmings and Jita. Is this maybe, because getting podded by Lemmings in Jita is bad d
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Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
79
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Posted - 2014.01.17 14:33:00 -
[420] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Please put this thread out of its misery.
Bumping it won't help  |

Davish Krail
56
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Posted - 2014.01.17 14:38:00 -
[421] - Quote
Enya Dorne wrote:You also seem to pay some of your lemmings to do missions in Genesis and then they link their KM's and get laughed out of local. maybe Gevlon you should cut your funding to them? seeming like it isn't ISK efficient if people are doing missions instead of camping Jita's undock.
Heh |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2343
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Posted - 2014.01.17 15:32:00 -
[422] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:For one week war I pay 0.5B. A week haven't even passed and there is already 1.5B damage to Goons and pets. That's 300% ROI.
Meanwhile- in nullsec, Goons lose about 5b in ships in less than 45 minutes in a small engagement of no real strategic importance. Guess what? Those losses don't mean anything either. |

Kagura Nikon
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
1125
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Posted - 2014.01.17 15:40:00 -
[423] - Quote
Xolve wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:For one week war I pay 0.5B. A week haven't even passed and there is already 1.5B damage to Goons and pets. That's 300% ROI. Meanwhile- in nullsec, Goons lose about 5b in ships in less than 45 minutes in a small engagement of no real strategic importance. Guess what? Those losses don't mean anything either.
well you know that with so many goons someday one of them will have the ****** idea of moving a staion egg in a freighter in high sec with a character IN the alliance :P. Someday... :P "If brute force does not solve your problem..... -áthen you are -ásurely not using enough!" |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2344
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Posted - 2014.01.17 15:56:00 -
[424] - Quote
Kagura Nikon wrote:well you know that with so many goons someday one of them will have the ****** idea of moving a staion egg in a freighter in high sec with a character IN the alliance :P. Someday... :P
EVE has no short supply of idiots, people do stupid things on the regular, and often times those people are unlucky enough to get caught whilst engaging in their intellectually challenged pursuits- trying to say their actions have any detriment on their parent alliance however is just as stupid though.
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Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
66
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Posted - 2014.01.17 16:05:00 -
[425] - Quote
I'm so glad this thread hasn't died yet, been crazy with work in RL and it's given me something to read that's not legalese or data consuming.
As the Director who oversees the Jita pod thing, I'm going to way in on the email (or portion thereof) that Gevlon was kind enough to post. That rule has been out off and on about lemmings getting podded in Jita since before I started in RvB (1.5 years ago) long before Lemmings was a thing ;) It started it's last iteration prior to Thanksgiving, so as relevant as you'd like to make it referring to lemmings being podded in Jita, it doesn't actually have anything to do with your existance as an alliance. Sorry, you just happened to pick my wording for you name.
Now as to RvB being a pet - we are not a pet, we see this assistance as a way to get good fights. We offered our assistance for that reason. Goons don't require our allegiance, nor do they actually really need our help. As a matter of fact, no where in our POCO agreement are the words, "thou shalt help us" We just like good fights. And as the Director running the SRP for both corps (Red and Blue) I'd say my guys like good fights too, "business is good" :)
I am the girl your mother warned you about.-á
-á |

Manny Moons
Improvised Explosions
166
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Posted - 2014.01.17 16:09:00 -
[426] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:At some point it is inevitable that the goons will find themselves at a point where it's just not worthwhile to keep the POCOs, be the reason them tiring of embassing themselves or just the time and ISK wasted. This is just basic guerilla warfare 101. The Goons simply lack the presence in highsec and keeping those POCOs will just be a PITA for them. I can't imagine many PI players choosing to use Goonswarm POCO planets. If I were inclined to do PI (heaven forbid), first of all I wouldn't be doing it in highsec. But if I were doing it in highsec, I would look for stability. Defense of a reinforced POCO is not enough - at that point, the POCO customers have already been screwed and are likely planning to relocate. POCOs need to stay open for business. The POCOs near Jita may be "premium" locations for displaying the owners' names, but they are poor choices for PI. So while they may be great catalysts for fights, it's hard to see much profit potential.
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Snot Shot
Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad.
657
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Posted - 2014.01.17 16:21:00 -
[427] - Quote
If IGÇÖm not mistaken this Alliance was created to support one personGÇÖs personal vendetta through a perpetual war dec of Goonies so it makes it risky for them to enter Empire, not to shoot/take their POCOs etc. unless a few pilots want to so they can see if Goonies will show up or for aggravation sake. To him, his personal war against the goonie is a GÇ£winGÇ¥ each week if he looks at the Lem killboard and the rate of return kill wise is more than he paid that week, simple as that. To everyone that gets to put a old alt to good use ganking goonies for free in Empire whenever they want, this opportunity is simply awesomeGǪ.
The GÇ£youGÇÖre not winning fast enoughGÇ¥ tears from goonies and their pets from this action is very typical of you F1 monkeys tbhGǪ.
Gevlon just needs to not complicate the reasoning and execution for creating this opportunity. Keep is simple since goonies look for any opportunity to measure/derail your plan if youGÇÖre not pin point focused.
If you have an alt youGÇÖre not using that often, the toon has some pvp skills, and you want to log it in on a side screen to camp a trade hub with others to gank some goonies then this opportunity is for you.
Most folks have a toon on one of their accounts thatGÇÖs not been logged in for months but could now have a side use sitting in cheap ships on the undock chillin while youGÇÖre doing other stuffGǪ.
This thing could just snowball into a casual and consistent presence in Empire which forces goonies to use alternate means to access trade HUBs etc. and thatGÇÖs effective. And tbh if the majority of the toons in this Alliance are throw away alts, it doesnGÇÖt matter if there not consistently online since itGÇÖs basically all about possible volume and pressure. ItGÇÖs also an opportunity for friends to actually form little fleets and roam empire together looking for goonies which could be a exciting time for folks that typically mission run with tier mains etc.
If I could make one suggestion it would be to set up an out of Alliance public like channel that those pilots main toons would have access to and monitor so if things are heating up at one of the trade HUBs they can be notified, log in their alt, and join in the fight. The channel can be restricted etc. but itGÇÖs just so everyone can be notified when goonie presence has started to climb in empire etc.
Maybe EVENews24 can post an article about this opportunity and get the word out more? . Podside Podcasts - Episode #170-www.podbay.fm/show/542915403 Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áGÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything" |

Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2014.01.17 16:38:00 -
[428] - Quote
Northern Misfit wrote:Now as to RvB being a pet - we are not a pet, we see this assistance as a way to get good fights. Oh I see, so descending on an enemy you outnumber 1:100 (or is it 1:200 ?), that is already fighting even worse odds, is your way to get the "good fights", yeah that makes sense. Totally! Do RvB tournaments work in a similar fashion? 
Meanwhile you have a handful of crazy people opposing some evil empire that rules half the galaxy with fear and spite. What's not to like about these guys? They are like kittens. Fluffy kittens flying spaceships. Adorable..
If you're honestly about good fights... I hate to break it to you but you're clearly fighting on the wrong side. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
331
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Posted - 2014.01.17 16:52:00 -
[429] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:Northern Misfit wrote:Now as to RvB being a pet - we are not a pet, we see this assistance as a way to get good fights. Oh I see, so descending on an enemy you outnumber 1:100 (or is it 1:200 ?), that is already fighting even worse odds, is your way to get the "good fights", yeah that makes sense. Totally! Do RvB tournaments work in a similar fashion?  Meanwhile you have a handful of crazy people opposing some evil empire that rules half the galaxy with fear and spite. What's not to like about these guys? They are like kittens. Fluffy kittens flying spaceships. Adorable.. If you're honestly about good fights... I hate to break it to you but you're clearly fighting on the wrong side.
Can't like this enough!
Did anyone honestly believe this was about good fights? After page after page of goons saying all Lemmings (and Marmites for that matter) do is camp jita and shoot shuttles/pods? Haha... But yeah, we are the ones that are delusional   
So, goons aren't afraid of Lemmings, proven by post after post of goons and their directors claiming their non-interest and even so no poco has been harmed (YET) RVB joined but not because the pocos (since they haven't been touched) but for the good fights against station campers in jita, because they don't have good fights in RED VS BLUE... or something... Got it!
D.
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2549
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Posted - 2014.01.17 17:00:00 -
[430] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:... we have a mutually beneficial pact which allows us to share complete control over any POCO we chose to. May I ask what is so _mutually_ beneficial about this arrangement of yours? 
Think it over, it's very, very (painfully) obvious.
OK so you won't ever get that. So hint: what do you think happens if someone goes after RvB POCOs?
Quote:So far it seems rather one sided Because grrrrGOONS
Quote:and the only contribution from the goons is to cry on the forum Actually we saved the day all by ourselves from the maniacal evil villain that is Gevlon. We were pretty impressed with ourselves, though everyone who went was left sitting with a calculator trying to calculate the opportunity cost of fun. Apparently that's a thing.
Kagura Nikon wrote:well you know that with so many goons someday one of them will have the ****** idea of moving a staion egg in a freighter in high sec with a character IN the alliance :P. Someday... :P This is honestly a thing that could happen, I won't deny that, though it wouldn't be an alliance-owned egg, making this a net-positive event for everyone but the victim, much like the VFK beacon that never stops giving. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2549
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Posted - 2014.01.17 17:03:00 -
[431] - Quote
Manny Moons wrote:Usman Bello wrote:At some point it is inevitable that the goons will find themselves at a point where it's just not worthwhile to keep the POCOs, be the reason them tiring of embassing themselves or just the time and ISK wasted. This is just basic guerilla warfare 101. The Goons simply lack the presence in highsec and keeping those POCOs will just be a PITA for them. I can't imagine many PI players choosing to use Goonswarm POCO planets. If I were inclined to do PI (heaven forbid), first of all I wouldn't be doing it in highsec. But if I were doing it in highsec, I would look for stability. Defense of a reinforced POCO is not enough - at that point, the POCO customers have already been screwed and are likely planning to relocate. POCOs need to stay open for business. The POCOs near Jita may be "premium" locations for displaying the owners' names, but they are poor choices for PI. So while they may be great catalysts for fights, it's hard to see much profit potential.
So if it helps, we aren't still doing this because no one is using them. Also Gevlon's understanding of the reinforcement mechanics is rather poor, and not what you think.
Usman Bello wrote:Meanwhile you have a handful of crazy people opposing some evil empire that rules half the galaxy with fear and spite. What's not to like about these guys? They are like kittens. Fluffy kittens flying spaceships. Adorable... We put a cover over the exhaust ports on our deathstars. You're all so screwed. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Ra Jackson
CRIMINALS IN ACTION
288
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 17:29:00 -
[432] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Usman Bello wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:... we have a mutually beneficial pact which allows us to share complete control over any POCO we chose to. May I ask what is so _mutually_ beneficial about this arrangement of yours?  Think it over, it's very, very (painfully) obvious. OK so you won't ever get that. So hint: what do you think happens if someone goes after RvB POCOs?
You join the war and show up with two Ospreys? |

Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
9
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 17:50:00 -
[433] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Think it over, it's very, very (painfully) obvious.
OK so you won't ever get that. So hint: what do you think happens if someone goes after RvB POCOs?
They would end up fighting many good fights, I guess.
Right now you guys can't even be arsed to protect your own POCOs and let them fight your "not so good" fights for you.
RvB stands for - or let's say used to stand for - some form of honorable PvP. Which is why I find it so odd that they are actually into this.
Besides who would they need protection from expect the Goons? Are you bees in the mafia now Nice POCO you have there! Would be a shame if something happend to it.... |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2424
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 17:57:00 -
[434] - Quote
Manny Moons wrote:Usman Bello wrote:At some point it is inevitable that the goons will find themselves at a point where it's just not worthwhile to keep the POCOs, be the reason them tiring of embassing themselves or just the time and ISK wasted. This is just basic guerilla warfare 101. The Goons simply lack the presence in highsec and keeping those POCOs will just be a PITA for them. I can't imagine many PI players choosing to use Goonswarm POCO planets. If I were inclined to do PI (heaven forbid), first of all I wouldn't be doing it in highsec. But if I were doing it in highsec, I would look for stability. Defense of a reinforced POCO is not enough - at that point, the POCO customers have already been screwed and are likely planning to relocate. POCOs need to stay open for business. The POCOs near Jita may be "premium" locations for displaying the owners' names, but they are poor choices for PI. So while they may be great catalysts for fights, it's hard to see much profit potential. How many do you think get reinforced? Most high sec wardec groups are not interested in shooting a POCO, since it's not profitable and not fun. The defense that goons have for their POCOs is that it costs a staggering amount to wardec them, so most people that have the competence to take down POCOs have enough understanding about economics to know that it's not worth it. On the other hand, I see the smaller groups having their POCOS reinforced almost every day, since it costs 50m to wardec them and they hold no real resistance, so groups like PIRAT can take them down with ease. Then add onto that the fact that the goon/RVB rates are pretty much the best rates you are likely to get (5% I believe, remembering that it shows as 15% since concord take their 10% if you have no skill). Factory POCOs close to hubs with low rates are just the best place logistically to do high volume processing which is why they are used. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2424
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 18:07:00 -
[435] - Quote
Snot Shot wrote:The GÇ£youGÇÖre not winning fast enoughGÇ¥ tears from goonies and their pets from this action is very typical of you F1 monkeys tbhGǪ.  I think you've missed the main point being raised. That's that what the lemmings are doing now is no different to what they were doing when they were in Marmite. It's not like before Lemmings was made, goons were safely flying around highsec uncontested. All that's happened is they've paid (1b to make the alliance +their second wardec cost) to shift some of those kills to a new name. So what's being contested is the idea that this in any way matters. Honestly it confounds me that Marmite are happy to basically hand over their work to Gevlon so he can take half the credit for everything they do to the goons. I genuinely thought they were just scamming him out of isk and we were all going to slap our knees laughing once it all blew over.
Snot Shot wrote:This thing could just snowball into a casual and consistent presence in Empire which forces goonies to use alternate means to access trade HUBs etc. and thatGÇÖs effective. They already do this. For starters it's main rule for many null alliances - don't use an alliance character in high sec. Secondly, Marmite, who actively camp the Jita undock have had goons at war since november. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
96
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 18:29:00 -
[436] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote: Think it over, it's very, very (painfully) obvious. OK so you won't ever get that. So hint: what do you think happens if someone goes after RvB POCOs?
Except no one goes after RvB POCOs, because RvB is unquestionably the strongest highsec PvP organization. On the other hand Goons are a joke in highsec, just like we could see with that 99.6% ISK ratio, and easy reinforces.
Goons simply bluffed RvB into submission, telling them that they COULD threaten RvB POCOs which is an outright joke. It's like saying RvB could threaten Deklein sov.
However Lemmings called on the bluff. And even better, Lemmings don't even want POCOs. We just want Goons not having them. It's only time before RvB realizes that they are pets here, without even getting spoils like FA or SMA.
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Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
162
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 18:40:00 -
[437] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: Think it over, it's very, very (painfully) obvious. OK so you won't ever get that. So hint: what do you think happens if someone goes after RvB POCOs?
Except no one goes after RvB POCOs, because RvB is unquestionably the strongest highsec PvP organization. On the other hand Goons are a joke in highsec, just like we could see with that 99.6% ISK ratio, and easy reinforces. Goons simply bluffed RvB into submission, telling them that they COULD threaten RvB POCOs which is an outright joke. It's like saying RvB could threaten Deklein sov. However Lemmings called on the bluff. And even better, Lemmings don't even want POCOs. We just want Goons not having them. It's only time before RvB realizes that they are pets here, without even getting spoils like FA or SMA.
We already know were Goon pets. Just being mentioned in the same thread with Mittens and mynnna gives us a warm fuzzy that will last for months.....We have been assimilated.
Del |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2424
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 18:52:00 -
[438] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: Think it over, it's very, very (painfully) obvious. OK so you won't ever get that. So hint: what do you think happens if someone goes after RvB POCOs?
Except no one goes after RvB POCOs, because RvB is unquestionably the strongest highsec PvP organization. On the other hand Goons are a joke in highsec, just like we could see with that 99.6% ISK ratio, and easy reinforces. Goons simply bluffed RvB into submission, telling them that they COULD threaten RvB POCOs which is an outright joke. It's like saying RvB could threaten Deklein sov. However Lemmings called on the bluff. And even better, Lemmings don't even want POCOs. We just want Goons not having them. It's only time before RvB realizes that they are pets here, without even getting spoils like FA or SMA. I honestly can't tell at this point if you legitimately believe this nonsense and are just that clueless about the game, or if you are saying all this in jest. RVB and Goons both wanted POCOs back when it was estimated they'd be raking in trillions. Rather than 2 massive groups having battles over them with the POCOs spending half of their time reinforced, the 2 groups chose to split them. If this was any other group than the Goons, this would be clear and understandable.
The fact is that you don't like the Goons, thus you state everything with the usual "grr Goons" preconception that you have. And the end of the day you are an ex-TEST, so what can be expected? You have no intention of actually learning to play EVE, you only want to sit on your highchair spewing mountains of nonsense like it's going to somehow make you relevant. I just think it's a shame that Marmite have had to relegate themselves to the level of "Gevlon's pet" to feel better about themselves.
But please, by all means, tell me how all of this means that we are in fact bubbling with rage, while everything continues exactly the same way as it has done since way before the Lemmings even existed. Please proceed to tell me that posting this means that you are relevant, and isn't simply a sign that I have too much time on my hands and regularly post on the forum. Honestly, what you and a bunch of alts say on a forum has absolutely no impact on anything, in fact it just means that if by some miracle you ever say something that IS relevant, most of us will probably dismiss it as rubbish before even reading it. Boy who cried wolf becoming the boy who spewed bullshit and all that. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
281
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 18:58:00 -
[439] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: Think it over, it's very, very (painfully) obvious. OK so you won't ever get that. So hint: what do you think happens if someone goes after RvB POCOs?
Except no one goes after RvB POCOs, because RvB is unquestionably the strongest highsec PvP organization. On the other hand Goons are a joke in highsec, just like we could see with that 99.6% ISK ratio, and easy reinforces. Goons simply bluffed RvB into submission, telling them that they COULD threaten RvB POCOs which is an outright joke. It's like saying RvB could threaten Deklein sov. However Lemmings called on the bluff. And even better, Lemmings don't even want POCOs. We just want Goons not having them. It's only time before RvB realizes that they are pets here, without even getting spoils like FA or SMA. We already know were Goon pets. Just being mentioned in the same thread with Mittens and mynnna gives us a warm fuzzy that will last for months.....We have been assimilated. Del
Actually RvB owns 6x as many POCOs in highsec as the goons do, I think they're our pets, not the other way around 
By the way I'd like to point out that the great warriors of RvB have now killed enough lemmings to turn the isk war back in RvBee's favor. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
97
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 19:09:00 -
[440] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:Actually RvB owns 6x as many POCOs in highsec as the goons do, I think they're our pets, not the other way around 
Do you know any particular reason why don't you own all of them? I mean why did you leave a single frequented POCO to Goons? Your pet-pact came long before Lemmings were created, so spare the "we just want forum **** and lulz" bullshit (unless you could see into the future 2 months forward).
Admit it, the Goons bluffed that they could threaten your POCOs and you ate it! |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
163
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 19:12:00 -
[441] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Actually RvB owns 6x as many POCOs in highsec as the goons do, I think they're our pets, not the other way around  Do you know any particular reason why don't you own all of them? I mean why did you leave a single frequented POCO to Goons? Your pet-pact came long before Lemmings were created, so spare the "we just want forum **** and lulz" bullshit (unless you could see into the future 2 months forward). Admit it, the Goons bluffed that they could threaten your POCOs and you ate it!
Yes. It tasted good... |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
281
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 19:12:00 -
[442] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Actually RvB owns 6x as many POCOs in highsec as the goons do, I think they're our pets, not the other way around  Do you know any particular reason why don't you own all of them? I mean why did you leave a single frequented POCO to Goons? Your pet-pact came long before Lemmings were created, so spare the "we just want forum **** and lulz" bullshit (unless you could see into the future 2 months forward). Admit it, the Goons bluffed that they could threaten your POCOs and you ate it!
Same reason we don't own all 10K highsec pocos, its not feasable. Its better to get a good sized piece of the pie and negociate an arrangement with the goons than to spend weeks reinfocing and defending pocos back and forth. I would think that Mr "opportunity cost" would understand that. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
97
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 19:17:00 -
[443] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote: Same reason we don't own all 10K highsec pocos, its not feasable. Its better to get a good sized piece of the pie and negociate an arrangement with the goons than to spend weeks reinfocing and defending pocos back and forth. I would think that Mr "opportunity cost" would understand that.
You are evading. It's obvious that you don't own POCOs in Delerik or a highsec island in Verge Vendor: no one uses those POCOs. I made some POCO scouting and the RvB POCOs are all focused around Jita. It makes sense since random industrialists use them for factories. They buy low-level PI in Jita, ship it 1-2 jumps away and process it to P3-P4. Practically all POCOs within 4 jumps of Jita are in RvB hands. Except the ones in Goon hands.
If you could take ALL other POCOs in 4 jumps, why did you missed the Goon POCOs? Why share with Goons when you could have it all?
My guess stays: the Goons threatened you and you got scared of them. And now they commanded you to defend their POCOs (that should be yours in the first place). |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
281
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 19:20:00 -
[444] - Quote
They never threatened us, and we never threatened them. But it was clear that for either of us to control all the good pocos we'd need to fight which, to put it in your own langage, would come with an opportunity cost.
Oh why am I even bothering, as grandma used to say, never argue with a fool, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. |

Mangala Solaris
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
849
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 19:22:00 -
[445] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Actually RvB owns 6x as many POCOs in highsec as the goons do, I think they're our pets, not the other way around  Do you know any particular reason why don't you own all of them? I mean why did you leave a single frequented POCO to Goons? Your pet-pact came long before Lemmings were created, so spare the "we just want forum **** and lulz" bullshit (unless you could see into the future 2 months forward). Admit it, the Goons bluffed that they could threaten your POCOs and you ate it!
We much prefer shooting ourselves to structures, that kinda limits our ambitions. At the moment. Mangala Undocked |

Renegade Heart
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
81
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 19:22:00 -
[446] - Quote
Learned some stuff from this. I might come back to Lemmings if they will let me later on. We'll see.
For now, I am off to NPC null for more learning 
GL all Goons, RvB, and ofc Lemmings 
Forgot about Marmites lol you too! |

Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
9
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 19:27:00 -
[447] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Rather than 2 massive groups having battles over them with the POCOs spending half of their time reinforced, the 2 groups chose to split them.
Of course, being a carebear myself it makes total sense. I do care to share! Every carebear cares to share. Maybe if the Goons would care to share a bit more of the pie there could be peace in the universe. All this fighting and killing isn't very nice anyway. We could all go mine some asteroids and sing happy songs together.
Sharing it careing!
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Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
164
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 19:28:00 -
[448] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:They never threatened us, and we never threatened them. But it was clear that for either of us to control all the good pocos we'd need to fight which, to put it in your own langage, would come with an opportunity cost.
Oh why am I even bothering, as grandma used to say, never argue with a fool, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Its a bit irrelevant now as both RvB and Goons will soon lose all their POCOs to the rising darkness of Lemmings. Maybe TEST will save us?
Del
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mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2874
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 19:29:00 -
[449] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:
Right now you guys can't even be arsed to protect your own POCOs and let them fight your "not so good" fights for you.
Protection hasn't really been necessary, the lemmings haven't done more than pinged a poco in passing since Gevlon personally reinforced that first one. Perhaps they're scared of provoking a real fight Or maybe Gevlon told them "every attack gets a goon director response, attack enough and you'll burn them out!" in which case it's worked, we ignore the pings now  Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Zappity
Kurved Space
768
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 19:53:00 -
[450] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Actually RvB owns 6x as many POCOs in highsec as the goons do, I think they're our pets, not the other way around  Do you know any particular reason why don't you own all of them? I mean why did you leave a single frequented POCO to Goons? Your pet-pact came long before Lemmings were created, so spare the "we just want forum **** and lulz" bullshit (unless you could see into the future 2 months forward). Admit it, the Goons bluffed that they could threaten your POCOs and you ate it! Same reason we don't own all 10K highsec pocos, its not feasable. Its better to get a good sized piece of the pie and negociate an arrangement with the goons than to spend weeks reinfocing and defending pocos back and forth. I would think that Mr "opportunity cost" would understand that. Edit: to clarify. Yes, I think we could take the goon pocos away from them if we wanted to, but it would come at a cost. It would mean a lot of POCO ops, both offensive and defensive and would rish burning out both our line members and our FCs. Better to negotiate an agreement and make sure both sides get what they want. I honestly don't understand how people are confused by that. Its basic diplomacy. If we had made this agreement with anyone but the goons no one would think twice about it. And for the record I do quite enjoy all this forum drama, its a nice little bonus. I'm sorry - are you still in RvB? WTF is going wrong over there? I'm sure diplomacy could have avoided the conflict with E-UNI. Or Brave Newbies. But the point of RvB is meant to be conflict.
And the perception from outside is that you are now very close to the CFC, seemingly starting with the talks about renting some null space for PvE a few months ago. How many RvB directors are CFC alts?
I think you need to maintain distance. There is nothing wrong with being a 'shallow' highsec alliance only interested in good fights. Chasing more serious goals will destroy RvB eventually by removing the main point of distinction. Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec. |

Manny Moons
Improvised Explosions
167
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 19:55:00 -
[451] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:...The defense that goons have for their POCOs is that it costs a staggering amount to wardec them, so most people that have the competence to take down POCOs have enough understanding about economics to know that it's not worth it... Since that staggering amount has suddenly been reduced to zero, maybe we'll see some POCO action soon.
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Mangala Solaris
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
850
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 19:56:00 -
[452] - Quote
mynnna wrote:Usman Bello wrote:
Right now you guys can't even be arsed to protect your own POCOs and let them fight your "not so good" fights for you.
Protection hasn't really been necessary, the lemmings haven't done more than pinged a poco in passing since Gevlon personally reinforced that first one. Perhaps they're scared of provoking a real fight  Or maybe Gevlon told them "every attack gets a goon director response, attack enough and you'll burn them out!" in which case it's worked, we ignore the pings now  e: I've heard chatlogs of the initial negotiations between myself and Mangala Solaris over highsec pocos have escaped into the wild, somehow, so the smoking gun is out there. It's only a matter of time before someone posts them and demonstrates once and for all how we cowed RvB into leaving us the choicest POCOs, or how we had to beg them to leave them, or... whatever.
An RvB Pet asked for information, and in our majesty we provide:
http://pastebin.com/wr6wyd4V Mangala Undocked |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
164
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 20:41:00 -
[453] - Quote
Mangala Solaris wrote:mynnna wrote:Usman Bello wrote:
Right now you guys can't even be arsed to protect your own POCOs and let them fight your "not so good" fights for you.
Protection hasn't really been necessary, the lemmings haven't done more than pinged a poco in passing since Gevlon personally reinforced that first one. Perhaps they're scared of provoking a real fight  Or maybe Gevlon told them "every attack gets a goon director response, attack enough and you'll burn them out!" in which case it's worked, we ignore the pings now  e: I've heard chatlogs of the initial negotiations between myself and Mangala Solaris over highsec pocos have escaped into the wild, somehow, so the smoking gun is out there. It's only a matter of time before someone posts them and demonstrates once and for all how we cowed RvB into leaving us the choicest POCOs, or how we had to beg them to leave them, or... whatever. An RvB Pet asked for information, and in our majesty we provide: http://pastebin.com/wr6wyd4V
Wait, we aren't Goon pets? I can take my Mittens poster down and put the Farrah Fawcett one back up? |

Mangala Solaris
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
853
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 20:48:00 -
[454] - Quote
NNNNGGGHHHHH Farrah. Mangala Undocked |

Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
67
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 20:53:00 -
[455] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:
Wait, we aren't Goon pets? I can take my Mittens poster down and put the Farrah Fawcett one back up?
I'm pretty sure it's Scarjo posters that you're supposed to be worshipping.
I am the girl your mother warned you about.-á
-á |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
98
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 20:56:00 -
[456] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:They never threatened us, and we never threatened them. But it was clear that for either of us to control all the good pocos we'd need to fight which, to put it in your own langage, would come with an opportunity cost.
Fair assumption. However consider the alternative. That the Goons were bluffing and they are unable to defend highsec POCOs. That a 5-days old alliance can take it from them. Except we can't, because RvB is protecting them. I guess they thrown you a couple billions to "have some good fights".
You let Goons upkeep the illusion that they can hold their POCOs, and then because of this illusion you don't dare to mess with them. You are protecting the Goon POCOs from yourself fools!
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Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
67
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 21:02:00 -
[457] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Professor Clio wrote:They never threatened us, and we never threatened them. But it was clear that for either of us to control all the good pocos we'd need to fight which, to put it in your own langage, would come with an opportunity cost. Fair assumption. However consider the alternative. That the Goons were bluffing and they are unable to defend highsec POCOs. That a 5-days old alliance can take it from them. Except we can't, because RvB is protecting them. I guess they thrown you a couple billions to "have some good fights".
Actually the entity that has most recently thrown a couple billion over for us to "have some good fights" wasn't GOONs. I am the girl your mother warned you about.-á
-á |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
97
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 21:34:00 -
[458] - Quote
I would like to take a moment to thank Gevlon Goblin for making my job as a recruiter even easier than before: now to the numerous advantages to joining RvB (fast action pvp, low drama, close to Jita, great community etc) I get to add "the opportunity to blow up Gevlon's ship!" I am sure there are at least a few miners who still feel you owe them a barge or two... |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
98
|
Posted - 2014.01.17 21:48:00 -
[459] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:I would like to take a moment to thank Gevlon Goblin for making my job as a recruiter even easier than before: now to the numerous advantages to joining RvB (fast action pvp, low drama, close to Jita, great community etc) I get to add "the opportunity to blow up Gevlon's ship!" I am sure there are at least a few miners who still feel you owe them a barge or two...
Careful with that recruitment slogan! How many of your members are N3 alts? What happens if N3 recognizes RvB as a CFC member and bans its own members from having alts in RvB? How many people would you lose overnight? Remember, they have full APIs for their members, so they can enforce it. |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2875
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Posted - 2014.01.17 22:08:00 -
[460] - Quote
"Blow up Gevlon's ship" is one of those things that would probably attract more alts from N3/PL/anyone but the CFC, not less.  Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Renegade Heart
Come at me bro 123
84
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Posted - 2014.01.17 22:35:00 -
[461] - Quote
It's a nice plan Gevlon. But you need to try a bit harder. You can't buy everything.
RvB aren't that scarey In my opinion though due to what this has taught me, they have the power to take the POCO from the Goons. Also, the Goons have the power to take them from RvB. But they don't want the long drawn out fight that would result. Obviously, they have other priorities.
It's fair enough really. It hard forcing people to play games they don't want to play. I'm watching the thread but probably not gonna add much more now. Sorry I couldn't do more! |

Davish Krail
57
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:16:00 -
[462] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: You let Goons upkeep the illusion that they can hold their POCOs, and then because of this illusion you don't dare to mess with them. You are protecting the Goon POCOs from yourself fools!
ahahahaha oh man is this guy for real?
I can sense the frustration building due to lack of progress.
Also wololololo that guy dropped corp. What is Renegade Heart's story? Shooting capsules in a trade hub to hard?
Pitiful. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
100
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:22:00 -
[463] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote:I would like to take a moment to thank Gevlon Goblin for making my job as a recruiter even easier than before: now to the numerous advantages to joining RvB (fast action pvp, low drama, close to Jita, great community etc) I get to add "the opportunity to blow up Gevlon's ship!" I am sure there are at least a few miners who still feel you owe them a barge or two... Careful with that recruitment slogan! How many of your members are N3 alts? What happens if N3 recognizes RvB as a CFC member and bans its own members from having alts in RvB? How many people would you lose overnight? Remember, they have full APIs for their members, so they can enforce it.
N3 has more than enough RvB members (as most null sec alliance do I imagine) to have a pretty good idea of who and what RvB is about. We are not concerned.
How many miners did you blow up again? |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10031
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:30:00 -
[464] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Andski wrote: Yes, they get to shoot war targets without paying the war bill themselves, but if they lose a ship, there's no replacement.
If there is replacement, there must be cheap doctrines enforced (see also: bombless bombers). If someone is rich enough to throw away T3s in stupid station games, who am I to tell him to stop and fly a Tornado instead?! You probably still don't get it (your directors do, hence they activated their highsec pet): there are a bunch of bored highsec PvP-ers and PvP alts of missioners who can't do anything with their money. I just channel their boredom into shooting Goons. They would shoot N3 just as happily. They risk their ships, they spend their time, I just have to pay the war bill. For one week war I pay 0.5B. A week haven't even passed and there is already 1.5B damage to Goons and pets. That's 300% ROI. Yes, there is also 1.1B damage to the Lemmings. But that's not my loss. Those ships would have been lost anyway in duels, lowsec roams or an RvB Ganked fleet due to the very boredom that drives players to Lemmings.
Okay so you're wrong on all counts, as always
Enforcing cheap doctrines isn't going to help you put the slightest dent in our POCO project. You have nothing close to the numbers needed to make those cheap doctrines work. You're already off to a bad start if your goal is to rid hisec of our POCOs.
Also isn't part of the lolbjectivist philosophy that you cannot challenge the rich and powerful because they're actually better than you? Know your place~ Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2549
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:37:00 -
[465] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Professor Clio wrote: Same reason we don't own all 10K highsec pocos, its not feasable. Its better to get a good sized piece of the pie and negociate an arrangement with the goons than to spend weeks reinfocing and defending pocos back and forth. I would think that Mr "opportunity cost" would understand that.
You are evading. It's obvious that you don't own POCOs in Delerik or a highsec island in Verge Vendor: no one uses those POCOs. I made some POCO scouting and the RvB POCOs are all focused around Jita. It makes sense since random industrialists use them for factories. They buy low-level PI in Jita, ship it 1-2 jumps away and process it to P3-P4. Practically all POCOs within 4 jumps of Jita are in RvB hands. Except the ones in Goon hands. If you could take ALL other POCOs in 4 jumps, why did you missed the Goon POCOs? Why share with Goons when you could have it all? My guess stays: the Goons threatened you and you got scared of them. And now they commanded you to defend their POCOs (that should be yours in the first place). I don't know if this helps, but trying to play #puppetmaster doesn't work 22 pages after you played your hand. RvB knows what they get out of this. We know what we get out of it. All you're doing by gnashing your teeth and raging at both sides to create a divide is showing us that it's working. You can't stop us. You can't even begin to come close to stopping us and you know it.
How is writing your "blame everyone else" post going, by the way? Still too sore to write it?
mynnna wrote:e: I've heard chatlogs of the initial negotiations between myself and Mangala Solaris over highsec pocos have escaped into the wild, somehow, so the smoking gun is out there. It's only a matter of time before someone posts them and demonstrates once and for all how we cowed RvB into leaving us the choicest POCOs, or how we had to beg them to leave them, or... whatever.
Well, if it's going to leak anyway, why don't we just admit we threatened to hire BL for 500trillion ISK if they said no? "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
39
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:41:00 -
[466] - Quote
hehe, Goonies and pets...... a great day to get tears.....  |

Davish Krail
57
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:44:00 -
[467] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:hehe, Goonies and pets...... a great day to get tears..... 
Hello
It would appear that your definition of tears is quite different from the rest of EVE.
Btw I was not aware that Goons did not exist outside of Jita, because you seem to only be getting kills there. Care to comment? |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2875
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 00:45:00 -
[468] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Well, if it's going to leak anyway, why don't we just admit we threatened to hire BL for 500trillion ISK if they said no?
Look like five posts up. Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2549
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 02:00:00 -
[469] - Quote
mynnna wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:
Well, if it's going to leak anyway, why don't we just admit we threatened to hire BL for 500trillion ISK if they said no?
Look like five posts up. Right. But Gevlon said we *must* have threatened them, as there's no other reason they would be doing this. That must be a fake mail.
e: Oh, wait, herpa-derp, I just need to make a new page in things_gevlon_got_wrong.doc "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
99
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Posted - 2014.01.18 04:48:00 -
[470] - Quote
OK, RvB believed that Goons can fight in highsec and offered a deal.
I just don't get why not RvB is laying back and doing nothing. I mean if Goons can win against Lemmings, they were right and they can uphold their deal. If Goons lose, they can just declare war on Goons and take all POCOs. Or simply buy our troll POCOs after a day or two.
I still don't see what is so good for RvB protecting Goon POCOs. What I see is that this thread has more CSMs and directors than the minutes.
Best guess: RvB directors got a few billions into their pocket to act like it would be RvB interest. |

Davish Krail
58
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Posted - 2014.01.18 05:45:00 -
[471] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:OK, RvB believed that Goons can fight in highsec and offered a deal.
I just don't get why not RvB is laying back and doing nothing. I mean if Goons can win against Lemmings, they were right and they can uphold their deal. If Goons lose, they can just declare war on Goons and take all POCOs. Or simply buy our troll POCOs after a day or two.
I still don't see what is so good for RvB protecting Goon POCOs. What I see is that this thread has more CSMs and directors than the minutes. EDIT: I mean I don't see why two CSMs and first/second men of their multi-thousand member alliance find it so important to explain themselves to a highsec pubbie who doesn't get EVE, even so far that they publish internal communication (or forge one). It's obviously not about convincing me. I think I stumbled on something that I don't fully understand yet, but our panicked little CSMs are really concerned that I (or someone else) might figure it out.
We are going to break some serious ground here, and I mean this could be ~life altering~ for you. Shall we begin?
People sometimes do things for fun. It's not part of some gigantic convoluted plot, but simply down to RvB likes PvP.
Sorry I lied it's a big plot out to get you, Gevlon. All of this is for you. |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
283
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 05:48:00 -
[472] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:OK, RvB believed that Goons can fight in highsec and offered a deal.
I just don't get why not RvB is laying back and doing nothing. I mean if Goons can win against Lemmings, they were right and they can uphold their deal. If Goons lose, they can just declare war on Goons and take all POCOs. Or simply buy our troll POCOs after a day or two.
I still don't see what is so good for RvB protecting Goon POCOs. What I see is that this thread has more CSMs and directors than the minutes. EDIT: I mean I don't see why two CSMs and first/second men of their multi-thousand member alliance find it so important to explain themselves to a highsec pubbie who doesn't get EVE, even so far that they publish internal communication (or forge one). It's obviously not about convincing me. I think I stumbled on something that I don't fully understand yet, but our panicked little CSMs are really concerned that I (or someone else) might figure it out.
The reason why you don't understand this is the same reason that explain why despite having lots of isk you'll never understand eve. You're a savant (and I Dont mean that as a compliment) whatever ASD you suffer from its keeping you from understanding what normal human beings are motivated by. |

Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
71
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Posted - 2014.01.18 06:24:00 -
[473] - Quote
RvB has fun with it's PvP, this isn't a hard concept to understand really. It's not as scandalous as you'd like everyone to believe, you wanted something to do this weekend, now you have lots of things to do.
You're welcome I am the girl your mother warned you about.-á
-á |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
99
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 06:30:00 -
[474] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote: The reason why you don't understand this is the same reason that explain why despite having lots of isk you'll never understand eve. You're a savant (and I Dont mean that as a compliment) whatever ASD you suffer from its keeping you from understanding what normal human beings are motivated by.
You are evading. If the answer would be obvious to everyone else (like in the case "why does that girl wants to be with that horrible boy - because she's in love"), there wouldn't be topic at the first place full of directors and CSMs. Please note that the recent actions of RvB are anything but common among "normal human beings". Or you claim "normal human beings" use to jump in to save strangers from losing their structures? According to the Pastebin Mynnna and Mangala posted, the RvBee treaty was non-aggression and not mutual defense pact (RvB can't sign such as it would place it into CFC and lead to losing N3 alts).
Also, while creating forum drama is indeed common among human beings, this thread has very few forum troll alts. Practically Davish Krail and Xolve are the only trolls here (Khanh'rhh is an honest dumb) and they are largely ignored. This thread - despite its obviously inflammatory content, a foreverwar started out of ideological reasons - is one of the least trolled ones in EVE-O. No one is raging, there are no "you #@#$#% I will hunt you you quit EVE" or "CCP ban them" stuff. Various directors and pixelspace-VIPs are posting well-thought things.
I start to see that there is no coverup or conspiracy here. Neither RvB, nor Goon directors really understand why things happen the way they do and you are curious. I think both Goons and you are honestly surprised when you saw how easy it is to threaten Goon POCOs. I start to believe that RvB indeed jumped to the war because of "good fights", believing that Lemmings must be a worthy enemy if they could successfully threatened Goon assets, and now you sit puzzled when you see that Lemmings are ... lemmings, random highsec alts with little PvP knowledge, no real match to RvB gangs.
Admit it: you want to understand this mess just as much as I do! |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
101
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Posted - 2014.01.18 07:22:00 -
[475] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Xolve wrote: I don't think he can afford our attention.
I already got your attention, hence the posting. Admit it, you are just afraid that Goons will be defeated by us and not the famous PL.
I think that's the silliest thing I've ever seen you write, and' that's saying a lot... |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
99
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 07:58:00 -
[476] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote: Your plan is doomed, because you are offering *nothing* to the lemmings. They won't learn to PvP, they will just get owned in fights or will have to retreat. They won't have fun... they might have a vague feeling of "grr-goons!!" but that won't last long as no successes are achieved. Marmite will keep doing what Marmite does, which *isn't* taking POCOs you will note, and I sincerely doubt they will take the time to teach those lemmings.
If that is the case, why the attention? Why did RvB wardec? Why 23 pages with CSMs? I mean EVE is full of doomed corps and alliances (usually with the line "friendly helpful team looking for people we mine, mission and learn PvP together). Do they all get the same attention? What makes Lemmings special then?
What makes Lemmings special to you making you post in this thread?
|

flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
1976
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 08:24:00 -
[477] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: I think I stumbled on something that I don't fully understand .
You should be used to that by now ... 
At least your contributing with this thread.Next time i am telling someone he should start trading because really ANY idiot can do it i'll just have to link this thread to prove my point .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
|

flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
1976
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 08:44:00 -
[478] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote: Your plan is doomed, because you are offering *nothing* to the lemmings. They won't learn to PvP, they will just get owned in fights or will have to retreat. They won't have fun... they might have a vague feeling of "grr-goons!!" but that won't last long as no successes are achieved. Marmite will keep doing what Marmite does, which *isn't* taking POCOs you will note, and I sincerely doubt they will take the time to teach those lemmings.
If that is the case, why the attention? Why did RvB wardec? Why 23 pages with CSMs? I mean EVE is full of doomed corps and alliances (usually with the line "friendly helpful team looking for people we mine, mission and learn PvP together). Do they all get the same attention? What makes Lemmings special then? What makes Lemmings special to you making you post in this thread?
Because people like to mock and stomp on public idiots quite simple and you had that tag even before posting this thread .
You know harry forever right?He got a lot of attention on the forum , his threads gone up to 50 pages and over at times.Because he was 'on to something'?Because he was a serious thread to goons or CFC ?Because he was special? Nope , it's because he was one of the biggest idiots the forums had seen in quite some time.Since harry has allmost stopped posting recently you can see yourself as the next in line.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
|

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
102
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Posted - 2014.01.18 08:47:00 -
[479] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote: Your plan is doomed, because you are offering *nothing* to the lemmings. They won't learn to PvP, they will just get owned in fights or will have to retreat. They won't have fun... they might have a vague feeling of "grr-goons!!" but that won't last long as no successes are achieved. Marmite will keep doing what Marmite does, which *isn't* taking POCOs you will note, and I sincerely doubt they will take the time to teach those lemmings.
If that is the case, why the attention? Why did RvB wardec? Why 23 pages with CSMs? I mean EVE is full of doomed corps and alliances (usually with the line "friendly helpful team looking for people we mine, mission and learn PvP together). Do they all get the same attention? What makes Lemmings special then? What makes Lemmings special to you making you post in this thread?
Personally, I felt that your grandiose "RvB failure" blog entry deserved some attention. And if a single player decides to join us after reading my post instead of this crazy lemming idea, then I've done my job.
(although, I'll grant you this - I rather someone *try* PvP and join the lemming than remain a miner forever!)
In general, I think people are drawn to this thread as they are drawn to a trainwreck. Some people doubtlessly feel that some of your notions are extremely entertaining. Like you declaring PL was afraid you were going to defeat the Goons instead of them... I mean wow, just wow. You aren't getting attention because you are the fearsome tiger stalking the streets. Rather people are saying "wow, look at that pink donkey!"
I'll grant it's possible that you are trolling too and don't actually mean it, or are trying to weave propaganda. Unfortunately for you, you're doing it so poorly it's comedic.
In a way I feel sorry for you Gevlon. You clearly are very intelligent, and sometimes very insightful... yet you lack understanding of EVE (and I suspect, human nature) in a fundamental, profound way. Reading your blogs and your posts and your plans is like seeing a cook select the finest ingredient for a stew, along with a few surprisingly original ones... and then instead of using red wine or beer as a base, you use sewage water, ruining everything. Our job as readers is picking out those great ingredient ideas and avoiding the stew.
Where are the concrete results showing you're making progress? |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
100
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 09:07:00 -
[480] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote: Where are the concrete results showing you're making progress?
Oh, I just found some really concrete results (historic, not my doing). I couldn't find it without this "pink donkey" thread. You know, if someone posts too much, he sometimes utter out something he wanted to keep secret. Or desperately trying to disprove something no one wanted to prove, and getting attention to it.
Let's just say that I know now what you don't, why the Goons are so scared that they mobilized you against Lemmings. (Hint: not from me or the Lemmings) |

Ritual Union
ykx ltd
20
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Posted - 2014.01.18 09:23:00 -
[481] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: Admit it: you want to understand this mess just as much as I do!
Allow me to enlighten you: the goons don't want an ally whose only goal is to shoot them (even if we're talking high sec), the RvB don't want to have the "brave newbie" equivalent in their space. As a bonus come the fact that they can troll the one guy who for more than a year took a **** out of almost everyone else playing Eve: that's you.
Ironically, your idea, while having some potential, had one major problem at its core: it was your idea to begin with. Anyway, you knew all that. After all, (insert whatever).
 Advertising Campaign: You will not click this link, you will block this character, you will leave a lame comment in local about this link, you will eve-mail me just to say that you don't care, and remember: under no circumstances you will click this link. |

Enya Dorne
3
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Posted - 2014.01.18 10:05:00 -
[482] - Quote
I kinda get the urge to Join RvB... |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10032
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 10:17:00 -
[483] - Quote
you should make a horrible propaganda video with a sabaton soundtrack for your cause Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Renegade Heart
Come at me bro 123
84
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Posted - 2014.01.18 12:18:00 -
[484] - Quote
Davish Krail wrote:Also wololololo that guy dropped corp. What is Renegade Heart's story? Shooting capsules in a trade hub to hard?
Pitiful.
Quite the opposite in fact. Hence why I was planning to move into Josameto for the foreseeable future, for a bigger challenge. However it seemed Gevlon had other ideas on how to achieve victory.
Instead of wishing to put effort into a guerilla campaign he wants to pay for others to do so. Without real commitment, not only in terms of isk, but also of his time in-game, I could not bring myself to slave away for months taking potshots at RvB pods, for the benefit of someone who I feel didn't deserve my efforts. I can be persistant 
Instead I'll take a detour in the militia to practise my blapnado techinque. 
I am sorry to say this Gevlon but I get the impression that you are a spoilt rich kid who thinks money can buy everything. Whilst you may have some noble ideas (david vs goliath etc...) I do not "dislike" Goons that much. I'd have shot at N3 if they were "top" too. 
The militia has lots of targets I see. |

Dave stark
4224
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Posted - 2014.01.18 12:37:00 -
[485] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote: he wants to pay for others to do so. Without real commitment, not only in terms of isk, but also of his time in-game,
that's pretty much the summary and demise of every idea he's had. although him paying for something is a slightly new tactic, usually he just wants people to give him money to do things they can already do with out him. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2424
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 12:47:00 -
[486] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote: Your plan is doomed, because you are offering *nothing* to the lemmings. They won't learn to PvP, they will just get owned in fights or will have to retreat. They won't have fun... they might have a vague feeling of "grr-goons!!" but that won't last long as no successes are achieved. Marmite will keep doing what Marmite does, which *isn't* taking POCOs you will note, and I sincerely doubt they will take the time to teach those lemmings.
If that is the case, why the attention? Why did RvB wardec? Why 23 pages with CSMs? I mean EVE is full of doomed corps and alliances (usually with the line "friendly helpful team looking for people we mine, mission and learn PvP together). Do they all get the same attention? What makes Lemmings special then? What makes Lemmings special to you making you post in this thread? Oh for **** sake how many times are you going to play the "buy you're posting!" card. Posts about noobs getting bumped also get to over 20 pages. Its the forum, people post, including CSMs. The only reason posts continue to go in is you and the lemmings guys keep posting profoundly stupid things and we all take the **** out of them. None of that suddenly makes anything you do matter. How do you not get it yet?
And the RVB situation has been explained, in depth. Neither side wanted to step on each others toes and waste time with reinforcement timers, so they came to a mutually beneficial agreement, like has been dun hundreds if not thousands of times in the past between many many groups. If that's not good enough for you, that's your problem. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
56
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Posted - 2014.01.18 12:56:00 -
[487] - Quote
Dave Stark wrote:Renegade Heart wrote: he wants to pay for others to do so. Without real commitment, not only in terms of isk, but also of his time in-game, that's pretty much the summary and demise of every idea he's had. although him paying for something is a slightly new tactic, usually he just wants people to give him money to do things they can already do with out him.
Not actually his first attempt. He bought into TEST (which was when we well and truly knew they were absolutely rogered. Morale skyrocketed, which is funny because it was pretty high beforehand) and in a roundabout sort of way, funded all the thieves who made off with the loot just before the whole enterprise went **** up.
Now he's bought himself a hisec anti-goon alliance. I suppose you could call that progress... if you squint really, really hard and avoid looking at all the holes in the plan.
edit: that's a censored word? Really? PEGI PG13 strikes again I guess.
For those who couldn't guess, I was talking about bosoms. |

Khador Vess
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
164
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Posted - 2014.01.18 13:00:00 -
[488] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: If that is the case, why the attention? Why did RvB wardec?
...
What makes Lemmings special to you making you post in this thread?
RvB is really simple to understand... we blow **** up... we LIKE to blow **** up.... no we LOVE to blow **** up. That is mostly each other but we're equally as happy to donate hot rounds of phased plasma to people like you and your new bunch of lemmings. If we get a free chance to blow up lots of muppets all in one go that that to us is christmas come again.
We've just made your permanent hi-sec war against the goons a little bit more interesting... I used to have a forum sig, but CCP SocksFour stole it.... |

Dave Stark
4227
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Posted - 2014.01.18 13:07:00 -
[489] - Quote
Arkady Romanov wrote:Dave Stark wrote:Renegade Heart wrote: he wants to pay for others to do so. Without real commitment, not only in terms of isk, but also of his time in-game, that's pretty much the summary and demise of every idea he's had. although him paying for something is a slightly new tactic, usually he just wants people to give him money to do things they can already do with out him. Not actually his first attempt. He bought into TEST (which was when we well and truly knew they were absolutely rogered. Morale skyrocketed, which is funny because it was pretty high beforehand) and in a roundabout sort of way, funded all the thieves who made off with the loot just before the whole enterprise went **** up. Now he's bought himself a hisec anti-goon alliance. I suppose you could call that progress... if you squint really, really hard and avoid looking at all the holes in the plan. edit: that's a censored word? Really? PEGI PG13 strikes again I guess. For those who couldn't guess, I was talking about bosoms.
oh right yes, i forgot he was that intolerable that he had to buy his way in to test. |

Renegade Heart
Come at me bro 123
85
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Posted - 2014.01.18 13:27:00 -
[490] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:So I ask you, what is the point of Wardeccing the goons if it does not affect them. I know you tried and lost some ships for your trouble. If you want them to feel it take their space, make them fight to keep it ,then they will feel it.
Lemmings, this man knows what he is talking about. Good luck! |

Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
15
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Posted - 2014.01.18 13:52:00 -
[491] - Quote
Khador Vess wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: If that is the case, why the attention? Why did RvB wardec?
...
What makes Lemmings special to you making you post in this thread?
RvB is really simple to understand... we blow **** up... we LIKE to blow **** up.... no we LOVE to blow **** up. That is mostly each other but we're equally as happy to donate hot rounds of phased plasma to people like you and your new bunch of lemmings. If we get a free chance to blow up lots of muppets all in one go that that to us is christmas come again. We've just made your permanent hi-sec war against the goons a little bit more interesting...
Yeah the good fights.. yet in reality you act like schoolyard bullies.
Goon henchman that is what you are, fighting so that your new goon masters can continue to line their pockets with POCO money. |

Genseric Tollaris
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
78
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 14:25:00 -
[492] - Quote
Khador Vess wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: If that is the case, why the attention? Why did RvB wardec?
...
What makes Lemmings special to you making you post in this thread?
RvB is really simple to understand... we blow **** up... we LIKE to blow **** up.... no we LOVE to blow **** up. That is mostly each other but we're equally as happy to donate hot rounds of phased plasma to people like you and your new bunch of lemmings. If we get a free chance to blow up lots of muppets all in one go that that to us is christmas come again.
Aligning with the goons to avoid conflict doesn't exactly reflect the enthusiasm for pvp that you're expressing. You'd get much better fights and more targets with the goons than you would against goblin and co. |

Renegade Heart
Come at me bro 123
88
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 14:27:00 -
[493] - Quote
Genseric Tollaris wrote:Aligning with the goons to avoid conflict doesn't exactly reflect the enthusiasm for pvp that you're expressing. You'd get much better fights and more targets with the goons than you would against goblin and co.
Whilst this is true to a point, I think most in RvB are alts who just want some easy fun, rather than playing the politcal game. And to their credit, Goons seem to respect this. |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
56
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 14:33:00 -
[494] - Quote
Genseric Tollaris wrote:Khador Vess wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: If that is the case, why the attention? Why did RvB wardec?
...
What makes Lemmings special to you making you post in this thread?
RvB is really simple to understand... we blow **** up... we LIKE to blow **** up.... no we LOVE to blow **** up. That is mostly each other but we're equally as happy to donate hot rounds of phased plasma to people like you and your new bunch of lemmings. If we get a free chance to blow up lots of muppets all in one go that that to us is christmas come again. Aligning with the goons to avoid conflict doesn't exactly reflect the enthusiasm for pvp that you're expressing. You'd get much better fights and more targets with the goons than you would against goblin and co.
sure... if we were the type to fight fair. (hint: we don't fight fair). |

Genseric Tollaris
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
80
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 14:49:00 -
[495] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Genseric Tollaris wrote:Aligning with the goons to avoid conflict doesn't exactly reflect the enthusiasm for pvp that you're expressing. You'd get much better fights and more targets with the goons than you would against goblin and co. Whilst this is true to a point, I think most in RvB are alts who just want some easy fun, rather than playing the politcal game. And to their credit, Goons seem to respect this.
RvB started playing the political game when they jumped into bed with the goons over high sec poco's. |

Genseric Tollaris
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
80
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 14:51:00 -
[496] - Quote
Arkady Romanov wrote:Genseric Tollaris wrote:Khador Vess wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: If that is the case, why the attention? Why did RvB wardec?
...
What makes Lemmings special to you making you post in this thread?
RvB is really simple to understand... we blow **** up... we LIKE to blow **** up.... no we LOVE to blow **** up. That is mostly each other but we're equally as happy to donate hot rounds of phased plasma to people like you and your new bunch of lemmings. If we get a free chance to blow up lots of muppets all in one go that that to us is christmas come again. Aligning with the goons to avoid conflict doesn't exactly reflect the enthusiasm for pvp that you're expressing. You'd get much better fights and more targets with the goons than you would against goblin and co. sure... if we were the type to fight fair. (hint: we don't fight fair).
That's nice. Have a cookie. |

Angelica Dreamstar
Epic Boo Bees
192
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 15:03:00 -
[497] - Quote
This guy smells like a wannabee. Create a new, pretty, female character! Make the name count! Join the epic boo bees! (RP,PvE/PvP,wardecs,new players!) You're at it from day 0! |

Renegade Heart
Come at me bro 123
88
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 15:08:00 -
[498] - Quote
Genseric Tollaris wrote:RvB started playing the political game when they jumped into bed with the goons over high sec poco's.
Okay I guess you are right there really. But the politics seem to be limited to trolling carebears over high sec POCOs rather than any grand designs on RvB's part to help the CFC overcome N3.
Unless you have any evidence to the contrary? If N3 decided to join in and take high sec POCOs, I believe that Goons and N3 would be battling it out amongst themselves after a short period.
Else half of RvB would leave.
|

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2877
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 15:13:00 -
[499] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:According to the Pastebin Mynnna and Mangala posted, the RvBee treaty was non-aggression and not mutual defense pact (RvB can't sign such as it would place it into CFC and lead to losing N3 alts).
Quote:[7:24:48 PM] mynnna: the other mutually beneficial angle I see here is that you guys could come in as allies on any wars declared on us for those pocos if you wanted, and they'd be additional conflict drivers. [7:25:13 PM] Jon / Mangala: yup my thought exactly [7:25:38 PM] Jon / Mangala: as there's no telling you'd get the people wanting to go and defend HS structures, but for fights we'll do it :)
"Hop on for fun fights" is functionally equivalent to a defense pact. And as far as "how easy it is to threaten goon pocos", DARK HOMEWORLD - who decided our pocos in perimeter were "theres" and reinforced every one of them for two or three weeks straight before losing their own and giving up - was far more a threat than your band has been so far.
Renegade Heart wrote:Genseric Tollaris wrote:RvB started playing the political game when they jumped into bed with the goons over high sec poco's. Okay I guess you are right there really. But the politics seem to be limited to trolling carebears over high sec POCOs rather than any grand designs on RvB's part to help the CFC overcome N3. Unless you have any evidence to the contrary? If N3 decided to join in and take high sec POCOs, I believe that Goons and N3 would be battling it out amongst themselves after a short period. Else half of RvB would leave. Can't use carriers in highsec, so N3 wouldn't touch them.  Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6132
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 15:48:00 -
[500] - Quote
you can't talk gevlon out of interpreting literally everything we do as him winning because otherwise he'd have to face his unbroken chain of failure
i wonder if he's deleted the blog entries saying test was invincible yet "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Dave Stark
4228
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 15:55:00 -
[501] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:you can't talk gevlon out of interpreting literally everything we do as him winning because otherwise he'd have to face his unbroken chain of failure
i wonder if he's deleted the blog entries saying test was invincible yet
but clearly test are invincible! they haven't disbanded yet and they're still really relevant in... wherever it is they're living now doing... whatever it is they're doing!
All because of his isk donations! |

admiral root
Red Galaxy Disband.
723
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 17:31:00 -
[502] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:i wonder if he's deleted the blog entries saying test was invincible yet
Why would he do that when it's quite clear that The Mittani made his last mistake?  No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6133
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 17:38:00 -
[503] - Quote
oh by the way gevlon have you been including your wardec fees in your ~isk efficiency~ graphs
because it seems to me that might do bad things to your stats :ohdear: "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Dave Stark
4233
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 17:50:00 -
[504] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:oh by the way gevlon have you been including your wardec fees in your ~isk efficiency~ graphs
because it seems to me that might do bad things to your stats :ohdear:
can't let trivial things like facts get in the way of good spin! |

flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
1983
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 19:02:00 -
[505] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:So I ask you, what is the point of Wardeccing the goons if it does not affect them. I know you tried and lost some ships for your trouble. If you want them to feel it take their space, make them fight to keep it ,then they will feel it. Lemmings, this man knows what he is talking about. Good luck!
You sure know how to do 180's eh ? You ever think for yourself or just copy/paste it all in your head ?
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
|

Renegade Heart
Come at me bro 123
92
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 20:15:00 -
[506] - Quote
flakeys wrote:You sure know how to do 180's eh ? You ever think for yourself or just copy/paste it all in your head ?
Yes I was wrong to try this. It's bad to take risks, because a lowly carebear must know his place, and stick with mining barges for eternity. After all our null overlords need tritanium for their Supers right?
Never gonna take another risk again don't worry lesson learnt!
Also all of my stuff comes from a book called "Forum Warrior for Dummies". When I get a response, I go to the index, and it tells me what to put in the box. EvE on easy mode bro  |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2549
|
Posted - 2014.01.18 21:32:00 -
[507] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:[(Khanh'rhh is an honest dumb)
Heh.
Seems I annoyed you enough for you to start playground-tier name calling. Can I ask you what part of citing examples of you being wrong on literally every statement you've made about 0.0 politics winds you up?
Honestly, it should be harder than just linking to your blog of endless absolutes that never came to be, to make you eat crow. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Genseric Tollaris
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
83
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 00:34:00 -
[508] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Genseric Tollaris wrote:RvB started playing the political game when they jumped into bed with the goons over high sec poco's. Okay I guess you are right there really. But the politics seem to be limited to trolling carebears over high sec POCOs rather than any grand designs on RvB's part to help the CFC overcome N3. Unless you have any evidence to the contrary? If N3 decided to join in and take high sec POCOs, I believe that Goons and N3 would be battling it out amongst themselves after a short period. Else half of RvB would leave.
I think you're responding to a product of your own imagination. Personally I think it's just about mangala's ego, not that there's anything wrong with that, this is Eve after all. I was merely pointing out that the RvB posters in this thread have been rather inconsistent.
On a more serious note, I don't think aligning with the goons on the poco thing is good for RvB as it does draw them into the political arena. People who may want to join or put an alt in RvB now have to consider the fact that they'll become part of an organisation that supports the goons. Many may not be comfortable with that. Though realistically I doubt most would notice or care. I still don't think its good for RvB though, they should stick to their raison d'etre. Just my opinion of course.
Also, keep it up Gevlon, watching a shitposting troll troll a bunch of shitposting trolls is pretty funny. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
41
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 01:12:00 -
[509] - Quote
Davish Krail wrote:It would appear that your definition of tears is quite different from the rest of EVE. I think 26 pages of crybabies counts as tears for a lot of players 
|

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
107
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 04:04:00 -
[510] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:Khador Vess wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: If that is the case, why the attention? Why did RvB wardec?
...
What makes Lemmings special to you making you post in this thread?
RvB is really simple to understand... we blow **** up... we LIKE to blow **** up.... no we LOVE to blow **** up. That is mostly each other but we're equally as happy to donate hot rounds of phased plasma to people like you and your new bunch of lemmings. If we get a free chance to blow up lots of muppets all in one go that that to us is christmas come again. We've just made your permanent hi-sec war against the goons a little bit more interesting... Yeah the good fights.. yet in reality you act like schoolyard bullies. Goon henchman that is what you are, fighting so that your new goon masters can continue to line their pockets with POCO money.
*All* the funds collected from RvB Pocos go back to RvB to fund our fun activities. Our doors are wide open. Our mission is to have fun, and perhaps cure carebearism while doing so. Learning basic (or advanced!) PvP and a more healthy attitude about risk (because every ship an RvB player owns will blow up sooner rather than later) does every EVE player good.
I don't think that fits the notion of "bullies" |

Istyn
Freight Club
289
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 04:24:00 -
[511] - Quote
Catching up on the last 6 pages seems to have genuinely given me a headache. |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
287
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 04:32:00 -
[512] - Quote
Oh dear. You were so embarrassed about losing the isk war you went to ***** on dread kills in HED ? thats adorable. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
101
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 04:34:00 -
[513] - Quote
I'd like to express my utter disappointment on the outrageous disloyalty and unhonorable behavior of RvB. They were lolling in highsec when their brothers and male-sisters were losing half trillion ISK in dreadnoughts in HED-GP.
I would also wish to lend my support against the outrageous trolling of PL posters who claim that CFC was obliterated because they were cowards to field supers and titans. The truth is that they simply can't afford such things, since they are poor as dirt (see also: bombless bombers), but even if they had, the betrayal of RvB sealed their fate. Had the RvB ganked fleet make that one jump from highsec to HED, the battle would have been a titan graveyard for PL-N3. Of course PL-N3 have more than 80 members, so their caution is - though unhonorable - understandable. |

Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
72
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 04:44:00 -
[514] - Quote
Actually an awful lot of RvB was on Ganked 100 (may there be 100 more) fighting in their capitals and subs in low sec, and when they were done there hopped over to Hed. I am the girl your mother warned you about.-á
-á |

Enya Dorne
5
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 04:45:00 -
[515] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I'd like to express my utter disappointment on the outrageous disloyalty and unhonorable behavior of RvB. They were lolling in highsec when their brothers and male-sisters were losing half trillion ISK in dreadnoughts in HED-GP.
I would also wish to lend my support against the outrageous trolling of PL posters who claim that CFC was obliterated because they were cowards to field supers and titans. The truth is that they simply can't afford such things, since they are poor as dirt (see also: bombless bombers), but even if they had, the betrayal of RvB sealed their fate. Had the RvB ganked fleet make that one jump from highsec to HED, the battle would have been a titan graveyard for PL-N3. Of course PL-N3 have more than 80 members, so their caution is - though unhonorable - understandable.
I was attempting to see where your pets were and how they contributed to that fight? as I can only see that they helped with 0 (0.00% damage) in a Thrasher in those KM's. Padding stats must be hard, did you pay for that too? |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
107
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 06:31:00 -
[516] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I'd like to express my utter disappointment on the outrageous disloyalty and unhonorable behavior of RvB. They were lolling in highsec when their brothers and male-sisters were losing half trillion ISK in dreadnoughts in HED-GP.
Hmmm, so much about that notion of RvB being pets hmm? Our agreements covers high sec POCOs. No help was expected from us for nul sec sov warfare, as it should be. |

Dave Stark
4264
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 08:17:00 -
[517] - Quote
"hey guys, we whored a few dread KMs, goons will surely disband now!"
I'm willing to give gevlon the attention he so desperately craves because my god he's like watching a really really good car crash. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2424
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 11:47:00 -
[518] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:IThe truth is that they simply can't afford such things, since they are poor as dirt (see also: bombless bombers), but even if they had, the betrayal of RvB sealed their fate. This old chestnut again. Every time you say it it sounds a little more stupid than the last time. Keep it up buddy!
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
16
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 14:13:00 -
[519] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:Usman Bello wrote:Khador Vess wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: If that is the case, why the attention? Why did RvB wardec?
...
What makes Lemmings special to you making you post in this thread?
RvB is really simple to understand... we blow **** up... we LIKE to blow **** up.... no we LOVE to blow **** up. That is mostly each other but we're equally as happy to donate hot rounds of phased plasma to people like you and your new bunch of lemmings. If we get a free chance to blow up lots of muppets all in one go that that to us is christmas come again. We've just made your permanent hi-sec war against the goons a little bit more interesting... Yeah the good fights.. yet in reality you act like schoolyard bullies. Goon henchman that is what you are, fighting so that your new goon masters can continue to line their pockets with POCO money. *All* the funds collected from RvB Pocos go back to RvB to fund our fun activities. Our doors are wide open. Our mission is to have fun, and perhaps cure carebearism while doing so. Learning basic (or advanced!) PvP and a more healthy attitude about risk (because every ship an RvB player owns will blow up sooner rather than later) does every EVE player good. I don't think that fits the notion of "bullies"
Nobody doubts that you are allowed to keep the income of your own POCOs.
I don't know why you care to explain this, your POCOs weren't under attack - the goon POCOs were.
In a hilarious 50 vs 12000 scenario! And you decided to lend assistance to the larger side... LOOLOLOLL! |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
41
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 14:28:00 -
[520] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:Oh dear. You were so embarrassed about losing the isk war you went to ***** on dread kills in HED ? thats adorable. Are you seriously ? Lol, think we are about 400M ahead of you pro pvp players. By a 1 week alt alliance . Care to share you feelings about that And thats without any dreads..... Dont cry because we go after our war targets in 0.0 land please. Before you know it, people will call us 0.0 huggers who dont dare to go to high sec.  |

Dave Stark
4274
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 15:03:00 -
[521] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Oh dear. You were so embarrassed about losing the isk war you went to ***** on dread kills in HED ? thats adorable. Are you seriously ? Lol, think we are about 400M ahead of you pro pvp players. By a 1 week alt alliance  . Care to share you feelings about that  And thats without any dreads..... Dont cry because we go after our war targets in 0.0 land please. Before you know it, people will call us 0.0 huggers who dont dare to go to high sec. 
now, i'm unfamiliar with the wardec fees but isn't that pre dread whoring margin less than what it's costing to actually dec the goons? |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6144
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 15:03:00 -
[522] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I'd like to express my utter disappointment on the outrageous disloyalty and unhonorable behavior of RvB. They were lolling in highsec when their brothers and male-sisters were losing half trillion ISK in dreadnoughts in HED-GP.
I would also wish to lend my support against the outrageous trolling of PL posters who claim that CFC was obliterated because they were cowards to field supers and titans. The truth is that they simply can't afford such things, since they are poor as dirt (see also: bombless bombers), but even if they had, the betrayal of RvB sealed their fate. Had the RvB ganked fleet make that one jump from highsec to HED, the battle would have been a titan graveyard for PL-N3. Of course PL-N3 have more than 80 members, so their caution is - though unhonorable - understandable. my god you're actually worse at propaganda than you are at eve "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2551
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 15:59:00 -
[523] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I'd like to express my utter disappointment on the outrageous disloyalty and unhonorable behavior of RvB. They were lolling in highsec when their brothers and male-sisters were losing half trillion ISK in dreadnoughts in HED-GP.
I would also wish to lend my support against the outrageous trolling of PL posters who claim that CFC was obliterated because they were cowards to field supers and titans. The truth is that they simply can't afford such things, since they are poor as dirt (see also: bombless bombers), but even if they had, the betrayal of RvB sealed their fate. Had the RvB ganked fleet make that one jump from highsec to HED, the battle would have been a titan graveyard for PL-N3. Of course PL-N3 have more than 80 members, so their caution is - though unhonorable - understandable.
Hahaha oh holy ****, I think this is actually a real-post.
I need a moment. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2879
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 16:22:00 -
[524] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I'd like to express my utter disappointment on the outrageous disloyalty and unhonorable behavior of RvB. They were lolling in highsec when their brothers and male-sisters were losing half trillion ISK in dreadnoughts in HED-GP.
I would also wish to lend my support against the outrageous trolling of PL posters who claim that CFC was obliterated because they were cowards to field supers and titans. The truth is that they simply can't afford such things, since they are poor as dirt (see also: bombless bombers), but even if they had, the betrayal of RvB sealed their fate. Had the RvB ganked fleet make that one jump from highsec to HED, the battle would have been a titan graveyard for PL-N3. Of course PL-N3 have more than 80 members, so their caution is - though unhonorable - understandable. Hahaha oh holy ****, I think this is actually a real-post. I need a moment.
I'm not sure, really. That post passes so far into Poe's Law territory that I don't know what to think anymore. Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
104
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 16:33:00 -
[525] - Quote
Weaselior wrote: my god you're actually worse at propaganda than you are at eve
mynnna wrote:I'm not sure, really. That post passes so far into Poe's Law territory that I don't know what to think anymore.
Mere words can't reflect my thoughts about your posts, so I refer to this video. Also, some grave news will be posted for the beefolk on my blog on Tuesday. |

Dave Stark
4281
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 16:39:00 -
[526] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Also, some grave news will be posted for the beefolk on my blog on Tuesday.
you're finally quitting eve and they're going to have to find some one else to laugh at? |

Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
74
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 17:40:00 -
[527] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: Also, some grave news will be posted for the beefolk on my blog on Tuesday.
why wait till Tuesday? Surely if it's that dire the good folk deserve to know now. Seriously, you've spent 26 pages with grr goon propaganda, are you afraid without the carrot, the thread will die and you will be come irrelevant? I am the girl your mother warned you about.-á
-á |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6144
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 17:44:00 -
[528] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Mere words can't reflect my thoughts about your posts, so I refer to this video. Also, some grave news will be posted for the beefolk on my blog on Tuesday. "the goons really love trolling me they must be upset" "surely this victory, of getting trolled into the ground by goonswarm, will erase the stench of my unbroken chain of hilarious failures" "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3248
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 18:10:00 -
[529] - Quote
I'll do my part to help out. For every 100th Goon killed, I plan to randomly select someone who got on the killmail a special bonus round to dramatically multiply their wealth. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3249
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 18:27:00 -
[530] - Quote
Northern Misfit wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: Also, some grave news will be posted for the beefolk on my blog on Tuesday.
why wait till Tuesday? Surely if it's that dire the good folk deserve to know now. Seriously, you've spent 26 pages with grr goon propaganda, are you afraid without the carrot, the thread will die and you will be come irrelevant?
You have a day or two to secure your chair so that you don't fall over laughing. Warning: Do not consume any drinks while reading to avoid making a mess. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2348
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 19:27:00 -
[531] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I would also wish to lend my support against the outrageous trolling of PL posters who claim that CFC was obliterated because they were cowards to field supers and titans. The truth is that they simply can't afford such things, since they are poor as dirt (see also: bombless bombers), but even if they had, the betrayal of RvB sealed their fate. Had the RvB ganked fleet make that one jump from highsec to HED, the battle would have been a titan graveyard for PL-N3. Of course PL-N3 have more than 80 members, so their caution is - though unhonorable - understandable.
You really can't be that stupid. Nobody can be this stupid.
Sending 1000+ subcaps in before trying to (all at once mind you) jump in 600 Dreads into a already loaded capital superior force is more than 'pretty risky' at best, if you actually knew literally a single thing about PvP and looked at their fits, it was quite obvious why they managed to kill little more than a small assortment of dreads and carriers. |

admiral root
Red Galaxy Disband.
726
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 22:26:00 -
[532] - Quote
Xolve wrote: Nobody can be this stupid.
I'm sorry, have you met Gevlon Goblin? No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
41
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Posted - 2014.01.19 22:34:00 -
[533] - Quote
Erotica 1 wrote:I'll do my part to help out. For every 100th Goon killed, I plan to randomly select someone who got on the killmail a special bonus round to dramatically multiply their wealth. My heroo,,,,, 
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Anya Klibor
Insanely Twisted D3vil's Childr3n
637
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 22:44:00 -
[534] - Quote
admiral root wrote:Xolve wrote: Nobody can be this stupid. I'm sorry, have you met Gevlon Goblin?
I have.
Xolve would have an aneurysm form and pop immediately if he did. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6151
|
Posted - 2014.01.19 23:24:00 -
[535] - Quote
i actually took a look through the lemmings killboard
once you take out the dreads/carriers they whored on it appears they get routinely dunked and manage to only kill autopiloting shuttles, frigates and pods, nearly all of whom would have died to marmite instead
quakin in my boots here at this terrifying threat to the rvbee poco authority "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
42
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 00:09:00 -
[536] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:i actually took a look through the lemmings killboard
once you take out the dreads/carriers they whored on it appears they get routinely dunked and manage to only kill autopiloting shuttles, frigates and pods, nearly all of whom would have died to marmite instead
quakin in my boots here at this terrifying threat to the rvbee poco authority Yes, youy're right they don't count, because you didnt want them anyway.... hahahahahahaha .
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Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
109
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 00:53:00 -
[537] - Quote
Xolve wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I would also wish to lend my support against the outrageous trolling of PL posters who claim that CFC was obliterated because they were cowards to field supers and titans. The truth is that they simply can't afford such things, since they are poor as dirt (see also: bombless bombers), but even if they had, the betrayal of RvB sealed their fate. Had the RvB ganked fleet make that one jump from highsec to HED, the battle would have been a titan graveyard for PL-N3. Of course PL-N3 have more than 80 members, so their caution is - though unhonorable - understandable. You really can't be that stupid. Nobody can be this stupid. Sending 1000+ subcaps in before trying to (all at once mind you) jump in 600 Dreads into a already loaded capital superior force is more than 'pretty risky' at best, if you actually knew literally a single thing about PvP and looked at their fits, it was quite obvious why they managed to kill little more than a small assortment of dreads and carriers.
Remember, he said that PL was afraid of him because he might defeat CFC before you do! I *literally* face-palmed when I read that.
But Gevlon isn't stupid - he's foolish. His lack of understanding of how most people think and operate lead him astray, again and again. In this case, either thinking the nonsense he's posting, or thinking the nonsense he's posting *is* nonsense but will be good propaganda (either notion is silly) . And that's why it's so hard for him to fathom that he could be wrong - his cleverness blinds him to his weaknesses.
All that being said though, if this nonsense got a few carebears to dare to fight and learn a bit, then it's not all bad. |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4394
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 01:47:00 -
[538] - Quote
I logged in yesterday hoping gevlon had done something meaningful so I would have something to do. I logged out 8 seconds later. This user won the forums on 18/09/2013, then lost on 18/12/2013. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6154
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 02:11:00 -
[539] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:All that being said though, if this nonsense got a few carebears to dare to fight and learn a bit, then it's not all bad. the problem is it's really bad at teaching the members because the most important thing of fighting is organization and coordination, even on a small gang level
this alliance doesn't have that at all, because gevlon's trying to basically brute force it because he realized - in a shocking and rare moment of introspection - that he has the charisma of a potato and that trying to be a leader wasn't going to work at all
though now that i think about it it's probably because if he tried to lead he'd have a harder time blaming everyone else for his failure "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
76
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 02:33:00 -
[540] - Quote
We did an event today, 10 noobs joined 2 vets and in no less than 30 minutes had scouted out my Rattlesnake and killed it. All it really takes is an FC who can get their pilots to understand the dscan, warp to, tackle, kill concept. The fleet was rewarded with a payout from my bounty, and a little bling on their killboard, the individual pilots were rewarded with the understanding that a small fleet that's working together can do big things!
Imagine if he undocked and led his merry band of carebears on an adventure, they would learn something and have fun all at the same time. I am the girl your mother warned you about.-á
-á |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3256
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 02:37:00 -
[541] - Quote
Northern Misfit wrote:We did an event today, 10 noobs joined 2 vets and in no less than 30 minutes had scouted out my Rattlesnake and killed it. All it really takes is an FC who can get their pilots to understand the dscan, warp to, tackle, kill concept. The fleet was rewarded with a payout from my bounty, and a little bling on their killboard, the individual pilots were rewarded with the understanding that a small fleet that's working together can do big things!
Imagine if he undocked and led his merry band of carebears on an adventure, they would learn something and have fun all at the same time.
I think there would be lots of lessons about what not to do. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2353
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 03:15:00 -
[542] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:But Gevlon isn't stupid - he's foolish. His lack of understanding of how most people think and operate lead him astray, again and again. In this case, either thinking the nonsense he's posting, or thinking the nonsense he's posting *is* nonsense but will be good propaganda (either notion is silly).
The inconvenient truth for him is that nobody on this forum could give a single honest **** about what anyone else on this forum has to say and/or thinks.
Normally one would think, that a PL member disproving his notions against GoonSwarm would be enough (especially since I can be found arguing with all the same people agreeing with me here on a forum who's name shalt not be mentioned here); special circumstances I guess. |

Joan Greywind
No Swag Initiative
294
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 03:47:00 -
[543] - Quote
Little realization after reading this post. Like it or not the goons fill a hole in this game that is essential, the enemy that everyone loves to hate, and you what, they like it. Are a fledgling alliance with no purpose? Grr goons. Are you a place where elite pvpers flock and want to kill those that dishonor you with bombless bombers? Grr goons. Are you a game blogger that has run of things to write about and seeing a decline in writing quality? Grr goons.
So let me give my humble thanks to the goons, for making this game playable and enjoyable, and embracing that very crucial role. |

Leigh Akiga
My Highsec Backbone
500
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 04:20:00 -
[544] - Quote
If it wasnt for the dirty goonies and their toonies PL would have all of 0.0 rented out and do nothing but permacamp the Ossogur gate! |

Mourning Souls
RvB - RED Federation
70
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 06:01:00 -
[545] - Quote
First off, this thread just blows my mind.
Second, despite my dislike of numbers, I really like stats:
General Lemming wrote:Lol, think we are about 400M ahead of you
The in-game war report is inaccurate representation of your actions against us. Here is a far more accurate representation: http://purple.rvbeve.com/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=127 |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
63
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 06:39:00 -
[546] - Quote
Northern Misfit wrote:We did an event today, 10 noobs joined 2 vets and in no less than 30 minutes had scouted out my Rattlesnake and killed it. All it really takes is an FC who can get their pilots to understand the dscan, warp to, tackle, kill concept. The fleet was rewarded with a payout from my bounty, and a little bling on their killboard, the individual pilots were rewarded with the understanding that a small fleet that's working together can do big things!
Imagine if he undocked and led his merry band of carebears on an adventure, they would learn something and have fun all at the same time.
What have you done!? What about your precious killboard effiency!? |

Joan Greywind
No Swag Initiative
294
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 06:45:00 -
[547] - Quote
Arkady Romanov wrote:Northern Misfit wrote:We did an event today, 10 noobs joined 2 vets and in no less than 30 minutes had scouted out my Rattlesnake and killed it. All it really takes is an FC who can get their pilots to understand the dscan, warp to, tackle, kill concept. The fleet was rewarded with a payout from my bounty, and a little bling on their killboard, the individual pilots were rewarded with the understanding that a small fleet that's working together can do big things!
Imagine if he undocked and led his merry band of carebears on an adventure, they would learn something and have fun all at the same time. What have you done!? What about your precious killboard effiency!?
To hell with the killboard efficiency, what about opportunity cost?! If those 12 were minning ice they could have gotten twice the price of that rattlesnake in an hour. Scrubs. |

Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
77
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 07:13:00 -
[548] - Quote
Arkady Romanov wrote:Northern Misfit wrote:We did an event today, 10 noobs joined 2 vets and in no less than 30 minutes had scouted out my Rattlesnake and killed it. All it really takes is an FC who can get their pilots to understand the dscan, warp to, tackle, kill concept. The fleet was rewarded with a payout from my bounty, and a little bling on their killboard, the individual pilots were rewarded with the understanding that a small fleet that's working together can do big things!
Imagine if he undocked and led his merry band of carebears on an adventure, they would learn something and have fun all at the same time. What have you done!? What about your precious killboard effiency!?
It's my birthday and I wanted to have a party 
Doing it again tomorrow, cause I can I am the girl your mother warned you about.-á
-á |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2429
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 07:49:00 -
[549] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Weaselior wrote:i actually took a look through the lemmings killboard
once you take out the dreads/carriers they whored on it appears they get routinely dunked and manage to only kill autopiloting shuttles, frigates and pods, nearly all of whom would have died to marmite instead
quakin in my boots here at this terrifying threat to the rvbee poco authority Yes, youy're right they don't count, because you didnt want them anyway.... hahahahahahaha  . Seriously guy, you are probably ranking as dumber than Harry Forever at this point. Basically you guys have paid 2 billion isk to kill goons that would have been killed by Marmite anyway, but under a different name, all so Gevlon can take some credit. How you can continue to think that makes you some kind of winner is beyond me.
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Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
334
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 09:14:00 -
[550] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote: How you can continue to think that makes you some kind of winner is beyond me.
Looks at poster's alliance and losses to hisec scrubs  Yeah, I can imagine someone being succesful or entertained is beyond you.
D.
 |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
42
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 11:07:00 -
[551] - Quote
Yeh, why would anyone believe the ingame war report.... Eve is full of bugs, so this must be wrong too. RvB and Goonies together would neverrrr everrrr be owned by a 1 week alt alliance. LOL !
Or maybe you just didn't like what you saw and needed something to look less stupid ? If you want to use killboards, we have done wayyyyyyyy more damage :)
http://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=9713
24B isk damage done..... or doesn't that count anymore, because it doesn't suite you ? 
@space monkey : You dont fool me !! I found your alliance website : http://www.afuntab.com/funny-monkey-face/ |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2429
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 11:34:00 -
[552] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote: How you can continue to think that makes you some kind of winner is beyond me.
 Looks at poster's alliance and losses to hisec scrubs  Yeah, I can imagine someone being succesful or entertained is beyond you. D.  Oh OK, so these guys are being "successful" are they? You are saying it's not that they are doing exactly what they did as Marmite under a new name, but they are separately being successful? So they have succeeded where Marmite has failed is that right?
And you can look at whatever you like mate, a bunch of people dumb enough to fly around Jita with an active wardec from Jita campers running don't actually affect me in the slightest. If you want to try to claim that as some kind of victory, you are welcome to, it's you that ends up looking like a prat.
Believe it or not, as lot of us here would congratulate you guys on a job well done, if there was in fact a job well done. But what's actually happening is you guys are doing effectively nothing, yet claiming victory, and you've been claiming victory since before it began (as that is the way Gevlon does things). I honestly don't know why you would want to sign up to basically be Gevlon's pets, that's between you and him, but neither he, nor anyone else I've seen in relation to the lemmings is an award winning strategist, in the grand scheme of things, you're just another high sec group with a wardec and too much sad. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
45
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 11:38:00 -
[553] - Quote
I sense much anger in this young padawan ..... You need to more..... |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2429
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 11:45:00 -
[554] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Yeh, why would anyone believe the ingame war report.... Eve is full of bugs, so this must be wrong too. RvB and Goonies together would neverrrr everrrr be owned by a 1 week alt alliance. LOL ! Or maybe you just didn't like what you saw and needed something to look less stupid ? If you want to use killboards, we have done wayyyyyyyy more damage :) http://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=971324B isk damage done..... or doesn't that count anymore, because it doesn't suite you ?  @space monkey : You dont fool me !! I found your alliance website : http://www.afuntab.com/funny-monkey-face/ I'm pretty sue he was pointing out the RvB specific side of it, so no, the in-game war report (which by the way does have some bugs in it) is unsuitable.
Your definition of "owned" appears to differ from everyone else in the world. Lucky for you, since by most definitions, you would have considerably more to do to "own" people. Essentially, what you are doing is the same as if you were to kill a pro FPS player while he was messing around grenade jumping in a pub server, then claiming that means you are better than the entire team on a professional level. It's nonsense.
Then again, here I am trying to explain reasoning to a 12 year old.
And yes, that appears to be us. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2429
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 11:52:00 -
[555] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:I sense much anger in this young padawan ..... You need to  more..... Hmmm, so your definition of anger is a bit off too it seems. You'll pretty much find it impossible to anger me, this is a game after all. I'd imagine too that if you were looking for signs of anger, building an alliance of high sec noobs and producing reams of bad smacktalk on the forum just because a group blew up your mining barge once would seem to be more of a sign. Or is that not the reason? The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Meilandra Vanderganken
Aliastra Gallente Federation
57
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 11:56:00 -
[556] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:General Lemming wrote:Yeh, why would anyone believe the ingame war report.... Eve is full of bugs, so this must be wrong too. RvB and Goonies together would neverrrr everrrr be owned by a 1 week alt alliance. LOL ! Or maybe you just didn't like what you saw and needed something to look less stupid ? If you want to use killboards, we have done wayyyyyyyy more damage :) http://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=971324B isk damage done..... or doesn't that count anymore, because it doesn't suite you ?  @space monkey : You dont fool me !! I found your alliance website : http://www.afuntab.com/funny-monkey-face/ I'm pretty sure he was pointing out the RvB specific side of it, so no, the in-game war report (which by the way does have some bugs in it) is unsuitable. Your definition of "owned" appears to differ from everyone else in the world. Lucky for you, since by most definitions, you would have considerably more to do to "own" people. Essentially, what you are doing is the same as if you were to kill a pro FPS player while he was messing around grenade jumping in a pub server, then claiming that means you are better than the entire team on a professional level. It's nonsense. Then again, here I am trying to explain reasoning to a 12 year old. And yes, that appears to be us.
He is pretty much owning everybody on the trollin' front though. 
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Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6156
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 12:22:00 -
[557] - Quote
i actually wasn't sure if general lemming was trying to seriously argue that plinking a dread killmail let him pretend he killed it instead of that he was an irrelevant spectator because i thought only gevlon could be that dumb so i didn't seriously mock him for it
boy is there egg on my face "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
109
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 14:27:00 -
[558] - Quote
Erotica 1 wrote:Northern Misfit wrote:We did an event today, 10 noobs joined 2 vets and in no less than 30 minutes had scouted out my Rattlesnake and killed it. All it really takes is an FC who can get their pilots to understand the dscan, warp to, tackle, kill concept. The fleet was rewarded with a payout from my bounty, and a little bling on their killboard, the individual pilots were rewarded with the understanding that a small fleet that's working together can do big things!
Imagine if he undocked and led his merry band of carebears on an adventure, they would learn something and have fun all at the same time. I think there would be lots of lessons about what not to do.
Learning what doesn't work is still learning ;)
Joan Greywind wrote:Arkady Romanov wrote:Northern Misfit wrote:We did an event today, 10 noobs joined 2 vets and in no less than 30 minutes had scouted out my Rattlesnake and killed it. All it really takes is an FC who can get their pilots to understand the dscan, warp to, tackle, kill concept. The fleet was rewarded with a payout from my bounty, and a little bling on their killboard, the individual pilots were rewarded with the understanding that a small fleet that's working together can do big things!
Imagine if he undocked and led his merry band of carebears on an adventure, they would learn something and have fun all at the same time. What have you done!? What about your precious killboard effiency!? To hell with the killboard efficiency, what about opportunity cost?! If those 12 were minning ice they could have gotten twice the price of that rattlesnake in an hour. Scrubs.
LOL
In fact, Gevlon, that mad genius, is winning far more than we though. Imagine the time we wasted posting here, we could have been missioning! He's done trillions of damage by now! :O |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2355
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 16:07:00 -
[559] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:24B isk damage done..... or doesn't that count anymore, because it doesn't suit you ? 
I logged in for about 2 hours the other day, and did about 40b in damages to the goonies, Gevlon should totes pay me.
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flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
1988
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 16:12:00 -
[560] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:flakeys wrote:You sure know how to do 180's eh ? You ever think for yourself or just copy/paste it all in your head ? Yes I was wrong to try this. It's bad to take risks, because a lowly carebear must know his place, and stick with mining barges for eternity. After all our null overlords need tritanium for their Supers right? Never gonna take another risk again don't worry lesson learnt! Also all of my stuff comes from a book called "Forum Warrior for Dummies". When I get a response, I go to the index, and it tells me what to put in the box. EvE on easy mode bro 
I was not giving remarks on what place carebears have in eve nor the place a nullsec player has because to me they are all the same , unlike what some of my nullsec companions would like others to believe.Nor was i talking about risks because it's a game so everyone plays in the place they want with the lowest/highest risk they prefer and if you prefer mining in empire over solo pvping in nullsec then i completely understand.
However i was noting that you are going from ''hahaha yeah we're gonna rip you appart goons me and gevlon'' to ''yeah goons are a lot better then this gevlon scumbag'' .So enlighten me more about what i aimed for instead of going into the usuall ''ah he's got an fcon tag so let's derail this to supers and relevant , HED faillure lol and other crap'' .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
1988
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 16:20:00 -
[561] - Quote
Northern Misfit wrote:Actually an awful lot of RvB was on Ganked 100 (may there be 100 more) fighting in their capitals and subs in low sec, and when they were done there hopped over to Hed.
Thanks for that btw , logged on when HED allready was one giant shithole so quickly cloned to at least have some weekendfun.I'll be sure to join the next grand gankfest again .Last time i had such a messy fight was when CCP took the empire kids out for a spin in syndicate .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2430
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 16:23:00 -
[562] - Quote
Xolve wrote:General Lemming wrote:24B isk damage done..... or doesn't that count anymore, because it doesn't suit you ?  I logged in for about 2 hours the other day, and did about 40b in damages to the goonies, Gevlon should totes pay me. 2 hours? Was that HED? How did you do 40b in a single cycle? :D
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Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2358
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 17:25:00 -
[563] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:2 hours? Was that HED? How did you do 40b in a single cycle? :D
HED indeed... It's like a gift, you know, sometimes it just comes to me.
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General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
47
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 17:25:00 -
[564] - Quote
Xolve wrote:General Lemming wrote:24B isk damage done..... or doesn't that count anymore, because it doesn't suit you ?  I logged in for about 2 hours the other day, and did about 40b in damages to the goonies, Gevlon should totes pay me. Yes, but your fees are a bit higher 
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Vera Algaert
Republic University Minmatar Republic
1313
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 17:26:00 -
[565] - Quote
nvm |

Renegade Heart
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs Mordus Angels
98
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 17:58:00 -
[566] - Quote
flakeys wrote:However i was noting that you are going from ''hahaha yeah we're gonna rip you appart goons me and gevlon'' to ''yeah goons are a lot better then this gevlon scumbag'' .So enlighten me more about what i aimed for instead of going into the usuall ''ah he's got an fcon tag so let's derail this to supers and relevant , HED faillure lol and other crap'' .
You think so bro? Some nice trolling here btw. I like how you just make up stuff I am supposed to have said, without actually quoting my posts. I'd be amazed if you could point out where I said the things that you "quoted". As for HED, I feel sorry for the guys who thought they were going to have some fun in that system. Maybe next time eh?
And if you really want to know why I left, you could try actually reading my previous posts, and making sense of what I am saying in them, rather than what you think I said.
Also, some people take this game far too seriously. So serious in fact, that you deem it fit to troll someone who is no longer a relevant part of this thread! Now who is really doing the derailing here? You are just making yourself look sillier and I recommend you give it up. If you have any serious questions about me, feel free to shoot me a mail, rather than further derailing this thread  |

Dave Stark
4304
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 18:06:00 -
[567] - Quote
gevlon's big announcement tomorrow.
100m isk says it's worthy of a darwin award nomination, since we're going with a darwin theme here. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
105
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 18:58:00 -
[568] - Quote
Dave Stark wrote:gevlon's big announcement tomorrow.
100m isk says it's worthy of a darwin award nomination, since we're going with a darwin theme here.
Yes, big announcement tomorrow, until then, familiarize yourself with your upcoming fate, Goons and pets! Since the forum rules doesn't allow linking of killboards, I merely ask you to look it up yourself. It belongs to a Raven's pod. It was dreadnought-worthy, and something tells me that "dreadnought-worthy" is a familiar term to you beefolk! |

Dave Stark
4307
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 19:01:00 -
[569] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Yes, big announcement tomorrow
to be fair, you quitting isn't that big of an announcement. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2434
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 19:13:00 -
[570] - Quote
Dave Stark wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Yes, big announcement tomorrow to be fair, you quitting isn't that big of an announcement. And yet a big part of me hopes it is that. He lowers the IQ of the entire community. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2436
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 19:21:00 -
[571] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Dave Stark wrote:gevlon's big announcement tomorrow.
100m isk says it's worthy of a darwin award nomination, since we're going with a darwin theme here. Yes, big announcement tomorrow, until then, familiarize yourself with your upcoming fate, Goons and pets! Since the forum rules doesn't allow linking of killboards, I merely ask you to look it up yourself. It belongs to a Raven's pod. It was dreadnought-worthy, and something tells me that "dreadnought-worthy" is a familiar term to you beefolk! So someone popped a renter outside Jita, is that what we are caring about? Please tell me your entire post isn't about you war deccing our renters... If tomorrow rolls round and it's "we spent another half a billion war deccing yet another group that should be using NPC haulers, who will in fact be pushed MORE into null by our efforts" I'll probably pass out with lack of care. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6159
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 19:37:00 -
[572] - Quote
is this the big announcement "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4400
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 20:42:00 -
[573] - Quote
Killing a pod is a big announcement & a morale victory apparently. This user won the forums on 18/09/2013, then lost on 18/12/2013. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
337
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 20:46:00 -
[574] - Quote
Look, I'm cool and laid back.
No stress whatsoever.
Oh, is this thread still going?
I couldn't care less about Gevlon and his scrub alliance.
Hahaha... These type of things make me laugh.
I'm clearly the better man here.
Your arguments have no merrits, hence I ignore them.
clear blue sky... clear blue sky... clear blue sky...
  CAN YOU NOW PLEASE GIVE THE ANNOUNCEMENT BEFORE I POP A VEIN!!??!!  
Priceless 
D.
 |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2439
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 20:52:00 -
[575] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Look, I'm cool and laid back. No stress whatsoever. Oh, is this thread still going? I couldn't care less about Gevlon and his scrub alliance. Hahaha... These type of things make me laugh. I'm clearly the better man here. Your arguments have no merrits, hence I ignore them. clear blue sky... clear blue sky... clear blue sky...   CAN YOU NOW PLEASE GIVE THE ANNOUNCEMENT BEFORE I POP A VEIN!!??!!   Priceless  D.  Eh?
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
5
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 21:05:00 -
[576] - Quote
Danalee wrote:I couldn't care less about Gevlon and his scrub alliance.
Nobody cares about Gevlon and his scrub alliance. People care about the enjoyment reading his next failure-of-a-post
|

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
337
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 21:09:00 -
[577] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:Danalee wrote:I couldn't care less about Gevlon and his scrub alliance. Nobody cares about Gevlon and his scrub alliance. People care about the enjoyment reading his next failure-of-a-post 
Good you confirmed what I thought you thought. I was starting to doubt myself and with me you too.
D.
 |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
5
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 21:14:00 -
[578] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:Danalee wrote:I couldn't care less about Gevlon and his scrub alliance. Nobody cares about Gevlon and his scrub alliance. People care about the enjoyment reading his next failure-of-a-post  Good you confirmed what I thought you thought. I was starting to doubt myself and with me you too. D. 
http://i.brainyquote.com/pm/c/christiannestellbovee117687_m.jpg |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
50
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Posted - 2014.01.20 23:31:00 -
[579] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Dave Stark wrote:gevlon's big announcement tomorrow.
100m isk says it's worthy of a darwin award nomination, since we're going with a darwin theme here. Yes, big announcement tomorrow, until then, familiarize yourself with your upcoming fate, Goons and pets! Since the forum rules doesn't allow linking of killboards, I merely ask you to look it up yourself. It belongs to a Raven's pod. It was dreadnought-worthy, and something tells me that "dreadnought-worthy" is a familiar term to you beefolk! The story behind the pod and Raven will even make our war targets laugh their asses off....  |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
111
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 23:36:00 -
[580] - Quote
I'm looking forward to it - it's not impossible that Gevlon's rodents *did* catch something good. So either I'll laugh at someone's misfortune and idiocy, or I'll laugh at Gevlon's idea of what constitutes a grand announcement. it's win-win!
We had fun taking a short break from our forever war to form purple and smash a lemming camping fleet earlier today in Jita. Thank you for the content :P |

Zappity
Kurved Space
776
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 23:38:00 -
[581] - Quote
Dave Stark wrote:gevlon's big announcement tomorrow.
100m isk says it's worthy of a darwin award nomination, since we're going with a darwin theme here. I'm betting on a cloaky camper campaign. Bonus points for alliteration! Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10055
|
Posted - 2014.01.20 23:58:00 -
[582] - Quote
i see the goalposts for this campaign have moved from "destroying teh goon" to "superficially inconveniencing goonswarm" Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4403
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 02:47:00 -
[583] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Dave Stark wrote:gevlon's big announcement tomorrow.
100m isk says it's worthy of a darwin award nomination, since we're going with a darwin theme here. Yes, big announcement tomorrow, until then, familiarize yourself with your upcoming fate, Goons and pets! Since the forum rules doesn't allow linking of killboards, I merely ask you to look it up yourself. It belongs to a Raven's pod. It was dreadnought-worthy, and something tells me that "dreadnought-worthy" is a familiar term to you beefolk! The story behind the pod and Raven will even make our war targets laugh their asses off.... 
As a guy who gives goons money for failing, I really do enjoy an amusing story about goon failure. Unfortunately gevlons strength is not his writing skills, so if he could allow someone who can spin a thrilling tale to write it up for him that would be great, tia. This user won the forums on 18/09/2013, then lost on 18/12/2013. |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2358
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 03:48:00 -
[584] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Yes, big announcement tomorrow, until then, familiarize yourself with your upcoming fate, Goons and pets! Since the forum rules doesn't allow linking of killboards, I merely ask you to look it up yourself. It belongs to a Raven's pod. It was dreadnought-worthy, and something tells me that "dreadnought-worthy" is a familiar term to you beefolk!
Nobody cares.
Literally nobody. |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4404
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 03:50:00 -
[585] - Quote
Too late, another crime against literature has been published. The kill wasn't all that amusing either, pretty average for a pod. This user won the forums on 18/09/2013, then lost on 18/12/2013. |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
66
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 04:41:00 -
[586] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:General Lemming wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Dave Stark wrote:gevlon's big announcement tomorrow.
100m isk says it's worthy of a darwin award nomination, since we're going with a darwin theme here. Yes, big announcement tomorrow, until then, familiarize yourself with your upcoming fate, Goons and pets! Since the forum rules doesn't allow linking of killboards, I merely ask you to look it up yourself. It belongs to a Raven's pod. It was dreadnought-worthy, and something tells me that "dreadnought-worthy" is a familiar term to you beefolk! The story behind the pod and Raven will even make our war targets laugh their asses off....  As a guy who gives goons money for failing, I really do enjoy an amusing story about goon failure. Unfortunately gevlons strength is not his writing skills, so if he could allow someone who can spin a thrilling tale to write it up for him that would be great, tia.
Get Mittens to do it. He spins like a hurricane. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6167
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 05:02:00 -
[587] - Quote
laffo was that seriously the big announcement
"uh i decided to give marmite a lot of money" "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6167
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 05:05:00 -
[588] - Quote
gevlon while you're calculating roi can you grace us with the roi of all those test donations "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
105
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 05:20:00 -
[589] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:laffo was that seriously the big announcement
"uh i decided to give marmite a lot of money"
To be exact, I decided to give Marmite (on top of Lemmings) about 150B a year, in very reasonable hope that they cause Goons and their pets about 1.5T damage a year. That's more than what their genius decision to jump into a 2500 men grid did.
Before you'd say "it will just be stolen", it can't. I give it in weekly installments and Marmite can only spend it on permawars (which can be verified on the war interface). The only way to "scam it out" if they permadec Goons and pets but do not shoot them when they have a chance. Because Marmite pilots would definitely let a wartarget freighter go just to make me mad!
And I wouldn't have thought of that if you little bee trolls here wouldn't scream "you just giving Marmite money for nothing". |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6167
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 05:33:00 -
[590] - Quote
i see you're still on "the goons sure seem to love pointing out what an idiot i am, therefore i must be brilliant", it's absolutely hilarious to see you struggle so desperately for relevance and have only that we love making fun of you to show for it
"I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6167
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 05:34:00 -
[591] - Quote
gevlon could you calculate the roi of those test donations that made test invincible "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6167
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 05:36:00 -
[592] - Quote
also i haven't seen a poco reinforcement mail in some time have you already slunk off in defeat over that so quickly
where's the blog post blaming everyone else for your failures that's the best part "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
341
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 05:45:00 -
[593] - Quote
What better way to show you are unphased and the 'smart one' in the 'discussion', than to post 3 times about it?
D.

To add to the topic: Grrrrr gewns. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
5
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 06:24:00 -
[594] - Quote
Gevlons stupidity seems to have reached a whole new level. He decided to keep getting scammed for isk and found a way to justify it and declared himself a winner. I knew this train wreck is going to be hilarious Well played Marmite, congrats. |

Davish Krail
63
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 06:35:00 -
[595] - Quote
So you are paying someone a lot of money to ***** on a lagfest fleet battle.
Can you give me money for doing nothing too? tia |

Enya Dorne
5
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 06:48:00 -
[596] - Quote
I agree, Marmite is the only winner here as Tora Bushido has manged to find (by chance) someone that is stupid enough to pay for their wardec fees.
o/ Gevlon may you forfeit all your ISK and just sent it all to Marmite (or Test) whichever floats your dream bubble. |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4405
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 08:07:00 -
[597] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Weaselior wrote:laffo was that seriously the big announcement
"uh i decided to give marmite a lot of money" To be exact, I decided to give Marmite (on top of Lemmings) about 150B a year, in very reasonable hope that they cause Goons and their pets about 1.5T damage a year. That's more than what their genius decision to jump into a 2500 men grid did. Before you'd say "it will just be stolen", it can't. I give it in weekly installments and Marmite can only spend it on permawars (which can be verified on the war interface). The only way to "scam it out" if they permadec Goons and pets but do not shoot them when they have a chance. Because Marmite pilots would definitely let a wartarget freighter go just to make me mad! And I wouldn't have thought of that if you little bee trolls here wouldn't scream "you just giving Marmite money for nothing".
The only part I really enjoyed was where you seem to be convinced that killing frigates/pods/industrials is costing the alliance money as opposed to costing the idiot that got killed in the first place. We don't really care about personal assets, so shooting pocos is your best bet to cause us financial grief or something.
This user won the forums on 18/09/2013, then lost on 18/12/2013. |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4405
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 08:08:00 -
[598] - Quote
Enya Dorne wrote:I agree, Marmite is the only winner here as Tora Bushido has manged to find (by chance) someone that is stupid enough to pay for their wardec fees.
o/ Gevlon may you forfeit all your ISK and just sent it all to Marmite (or Test) whichever floats your dream bubble.
We should make it mutual, that way we'll have literally scammed the unscammable gevlon.
This user won the forums on 18/09/2013, then lost on 18/12/2013. |

Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
728
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 08:42:00 -
[599] - Quote
So the big troubling news for goons is that marmite will be shooting at them, which you will be paying 150b a year for?
1.7B/day? Huh?
Granted, Zkillboard has a big magic number on it, but then are you expecting them to jump into dread kills each week in order to make big numbers? Fluffy Bunny Pic! |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
341
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 09:06:00 -
[600] - Quote
Lemmings >< Marmites.
D.
 |

Joan Greywind
No Swag Initiative
298
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 09:52:00 -
[601] - Quote
So wait wait, before no game purpose gevlon came along goons were perma decced from marmite, and then gevlon came along and started paying marmite 150b a year, and now they perma dec goons. So what am I missing here?
Oh **** I posted so that means gevlon must be winning, uhh I'm so stupid. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
341
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 10:28:00 -
[602] - Quote
Joan Greywind wrote:So wait wait, before no game purpose gevlon came along goons were perma decced from marmite, and then gevlon came along and started paying marmite 150b a year, and now they perma dec goons. So what am I missing here?
Oh **** I posted so that means gevlon must be winning, uhh I'm so stupid.
No worries, we all know Gevlon is winning. Goons weren't perma-decced by marmites pers+¬, rather 1/3 of the year decced. Gevlon made it possible for goons to suffer at our hands 24/7 for years to come.
You'r welcome.
D.
 |

Davish Krail
64
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 11:19:00 -
[603] - Quote
Danalee wrote:
No worries, we all know Gevlon is winning.
[States opinions, not facts] |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2440
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 12:09:00 -
[604] - Quote
Danalee wrote:No worries, we all know Gevlon is winning. Goons weren't perma-decced by marmites pers+¬, rather 1/3 of the year decced. Gevlon made it possible for goons to suffer at our hands 24/7 for years to come. Wait, "Gevlon made it possible". You mean you didn't make enough isk from killing goons to keep it going? Sorry, I thought you were a successful high sec war dec alliance. Now it makes sense why you desperately need financial backing.
Gevlon Goblin wrote:To be exact, I decided to give Marmite (on top of Lemmings) about 150B a year, in very reasonable hope that they cause Goons and their pets about 1.5T damage a year. That's more than what their genius decision to jump into a 2500 men grid did. Before you'd say "it will just be stolen", it can't. I give it in weekly installments and Marmite can only spend it on permawars (which can be verified on the war interface). The only way to "scam it out" if they permadec Goons and pets but do not shoot them when they have a chance. Because Marmite pilots would definitely let a wartarget freighter go just to make me mad! And I wouldn't have thought of that if you little bee trolls here wouldn't scream "you just giving Marmite money for nothing". Right, but you still don't get it. Let me say it nice an simply for you. Killing goons in high sec does not hurt the goons. It hurts the individual, sure, but they do not get SRP, there is no reparations for being an idiot and going out in high sec on an alliance character. So since your goal is to defeat the "goon menace", while your actions are targeting individual numpties, you're pretty much working against yourself. You can keep kidding yourself thinking you're making a profound difference, but nothing is different now from a year ago and nothing will change going forward. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
341
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 12:22:00 -
[605] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Danalee wrote:No worries, we all know Gevlon is winning. Goons weren't perma-decced by marmites pers+¬, rather 1/3 of the year decced. Gevlon made it possible for goons to suffer at our hands 24/7 for years to come. Wait, "Gevlon made it possible". You mean you didn't make enough isk from killing goons to keep it going? Sorry, I thought you were a successful high sec war dec alliance. Now it makes sense why you desperately need financial backing.
Oh man, desperate much?
Goon wardec is a fun wardec, not a paid for wardec (untill Mister Gevlon showed up). We have about 100-150 active wars at any given point in time, many paid for, some with strict goals. Goons (and spacemonkeys) are so bad that we decced them from time to time just to let off some steam and shoot fish in barrels. Loot rarely flows back to our alliance, we get to keep it, split among fleetmates.
If anyone needs something desperately friend kell, it's you: a clue. You have to stop blaming Gevlon, Lemmings and Marmites for you poor choice in alliance, that's entirely on you. As said before, HTFU.
D.

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General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
52
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Posted - 2014.01.21 12:44:00 -
[606] - Quote
Andski wrote:i see the goalposts for this campaign have moved from "destroying teh goon" to "superficially inconveniencing goonswarm" You should look better Like I said before. More plans are being made, but it just takes time to make it happen. Some things are long time planning and you re not seeing all that is already happening. Tip of the day, the one who thinks blue will be blue because they wish too, are going to be pod goo 
Xolve wrote:Nobody cares. Literally nobody. Since when do you speak for all of Eve ? You know how dumb that looks  |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2440
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 13:13:00 -
[607] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Danalee wrote:No worries, we all know Gevlon is winning. Goons weren't perma-decced by marmites pers+¬, rather 1/3 of the year decced. Gevlon made it possible for goons to suffer at our hands 24/7 for years to come. Wait, "Gevlon made it possible". You mean you didn't make enough isk from killing goons to keep it going? Sorry, I thought you were a successful high sec war dec alliance. Now it makes sense why you desperately need financial backing. Oh man, desperate much? Goon wardec is a fun wardec, not a paid for wardec (untill Mister Gevlon showed up). We have about 100-150 active wars at any given point in time, many paid for, some with strict goals. Goons (and spacemonkeys) are so bad that we decced them from time to time just to let off some steam and shoot fish in barrels. Loot rarely flows back to our alliance, we get to keep it, split among fleetmates. If anyone needs something desperately friend kell, it's you: a clue. You have to stop blaming Gevlon, Lemmings and Marmites for you poor choice in alliance, that's entirely on you. As said before, HTFU. On the laughable Killing goons in high sec does not hurt the goons. bit.... Dead goons + no SRP = quitting goons = no blobbing of other nullbears = crumbling beehive. D.  Edit: Same goes for RVB by the way, I think a policy review will be in order rather soon or there won't be that many R's left to play wargames with the B's. lol, you really need to work on your smacktalk bro. This is almost a complete rant. And to be honest none of us care about your misplaced arrogance. If you honestly believe that anything you do affects the goons, then go right ahead. The pathetic thoughts of a random highsec nobody being garbled out in mangled English wont affect us in the slightest. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2440
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 13:16:00 -
[608] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Andski wrote:i see the goalposts for this campaign have moved from "destroying teh goon" to "superficially inconveniencing goonswarm" You should look better  Like I said before. More plans are being made, but it just takes time to make it happen. Some things are long time planning and you re not seeing all that is already happening. Tip of the day, the one who thinks blue will be blue because they wish too, are going to be pod goo  Xolve wrote:Nobody cares. Literally nobody. Since when do you speak for all of Eve ? You know how dumb that looks  Even if he said it while covered in shite and wearing half a melon on his head, he'd still look less dumb than you guys do. Harry Forever looks less dumb than you and that's really saying something. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
350
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 13:20:00 -
[609] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:[ A Tear stained love letter
It's ok, you can be our special friend.
D.

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Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
17
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 13:37:00 -
[610] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:The only part I really enjoyed was where you seem to be convinced that killing frigates/pods/industrials is costing the alliance money as opposed to costing the idiot that got killed in the first place. We don't really care about personal assets, so shooting pocos is your best bet to cause us financial grief or something.
In other words you don't care about the well-being of your own pilots.
Oh boy, middle management...
Your great leader once elaborated on the quality of life aspects that jump bridge networks provide and their importance to the individual pilot. Let him explain to you what the ramifications of "No highsec, no Jita for you!" are. |

admiral root
Red Galaxy Disband.
734
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 13:50:00 -
[611] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:gevlon... can you grace us with the roi of all those test donations
He got Mittens to make his last mistake, d'uh! No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2440
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 13:55:00 -
[612] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:[ A Tear stained love letter It's ok, you can be our special friend. D.  lol, fail. I suppose at least this one we could actually read. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Joan Greywind
No Swag Initiative
303
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 14:08:00 -
[613] - Quote
Ok wait again, if RVB according to no purpose in game gevlon are goon pets now, because you know they don't really share the same financial interests and they totally didn't have an agreement since before rubicon, isn't by the same logic marmites pets of gevlon too? I mean they too are doing what he wants based on financial gain.
So Marmites how do you feel being the pets of the biggest sperger and attention w**** in EVE? Oh I am sorry you must call it "mercenaries". It's all in the labels. I mean don't get me wrong, your standards weren't that impressive before this, camping jita isn't exactly elite PVP, but pets to gevlon? Really? |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4407
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 14:14:00 -
[614] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:The only part I really enjoyed was where you seem to be convinced that killing frigates/pods/industrials is costing the alliance money as opposed to costing the idiot that got killed in the first place. We don't really care about personal assets, so shooting pocos is your best bet to cause us financial grief or something.
In other words you don't care about the well-being of your own pilots.
I didn't say that at all, I said I don't care about them losing stuff while they were being dumb.
This user won the forums on 18/09/2013, then lost on 18/12/2013. |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
280
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 14:16:00 -
[615] - Quote
Funny things about this thread:
1) Hisec wardec on nullsec alliance 2) Goon pets standing up for their masters in a lame attempt to be brought into the swarm 3) The post somewhere around page 2 that says "well lead, organized goon fleets" 4) Goons getting their **** pushed in by marmite then calling them campers Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Joan Greywind
No Swag Initiative
303
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 14:25:00 -
[616] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Funny things about this thread:
1) Hisec wardec on nullsec alliance 2) Goon pets standing up for their masters in a lame attempt to be brought into the swarm 3) The post somewhere around page 2 that says "well lead, organized goon fleets" 4) Goons getting their **** pushed in by marmite then calling them campers
Yes because marmites have cause null alliances to disband before. oh wait.....
Anyways camping jita and killing nullbears can be fun, not distputing that, but thinking that it's grand and changing the landscape of EVE is moronic at best. If anything it is teaching members to fly carefully and getting more alts, so indirectly they are helping the big bad goons. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2442
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 14:48:00 -
[617] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Funny things about this thread:
1) Hisec wardec on nullsec alliance 2) Goon pets standing up for their masters in a lame attempt to be brought into the swarm 3) The post somewhere around page 2 that says "well lead, organized goon fleets" 4) Goons getting their **** pushed in by marmite then calling them campers So is your issue with reading comprehension of with the analysis of what you've read? Since beyond point 1, it was pretty much nonsense. I'm not standing up for goons, I'm just pointing out to a handful of artards that shooting a null sec groups dumbasses in high sec helps them more than it hinders them. Honestly, you can muse about it however you want, but that the honest truth. I'm not sure if you're too dumb to realise it or simply blinded by your sperg rage about the goons.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
281
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 15:09:00 -
[618] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Funny things about this thread:
1) Hisec wardec on nullsec alliance 2) Goon pets standing up for their masters in a lame attempt to be brought into the swarm 3) The post somewhere around page 2 that says "well lead, organized goon fleets" 4) Goons getting their **** pushed in by marmite then calling them campers So is your issue with reading comprehension of with the analysis of what you've read? Since beyond point 1, it was pretty much nonsense. I'm not standing up for goons, I'm just pointing out to a handful of artards that shooting a null sec groups dumbasses in high sec helps them more than it hinders them. Honestly, you can muse about it however you want, but that the honest truth. I'm not sure if you're too dumb to realise it or simply blinded by your sperg rage about the goons.
Wow...
So much hate...
1) WTF is a "sperg rage" and where is this rage located? Oh yeah... its not here. 2) You obviously knew that "goon pet" referred to you... which makes it even funnier than before.. lol... 3) Name calling is for kids. Grow up. (calling me dumb, calling people "artards", ect.) 4) Hisec merc killing nullsec'ers helps the nullsec'ers? Your going to have to explain how getting blapped is helping them. Seriously, if you have a point here, id love to hear it. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
281
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Posted - 2014.01.21 15:15:00 -
[619] - Quote
Joan Greywind wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Funny things about this thread:
1) Hisec wardec on nullsec alliance 2) Goon pets standing up for their masters in a lame attempt to be brought into the swarm 3) The post somewhere around page 2 that says "well lead, organized goon fleets" 4) Goons getting their **** pushed in by marmite then calling them campers Yes because marmites have caused null alliances to disband before. oh wait..... Anyways camping jita and killing nullbears can be fun, not distputing that, but thinking that it's grand and changing the landscape of EVE is moronic at best. If anything it is teaching members to fly carefully and getting more alts, so indirectly they are helping the big bad goons. It also forces players to actually be in nullsec instead of of bearing it in highsec. Frankly I wouldn't be surprised if marmites was a collection of nullseccers forcing carebears into nullsec (sarcasm).
Oh, I agree. But Marmite is in it for the kills. I seriously doubt they think any actual harm will come from this little joke. If youll look at Marmite's active wars, its quite obvious they are mostly just looking for targets, not political gains or (lol) disbanding a huge nullsec powerbloc... Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2359
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Posted - 2014.01.21 15:16:00 -
[620] - Quote
"Guys! look at me I'm going to pay marmite about 2 fleets worth of SRP to take the fight to the goonies!"
The hilarious part is that you literally have no idea that you're getting scammed, 150b isn't a big deal, and I can think of a few fleet fights that have gone south that have cost more than that for the CFC in recent history.
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Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
19
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Posted - 2014.01.21 15:22:00 -
[621] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:Usman Bello wrote:In other words you don't care about the well-being of your own pilots. I didn't say that at all, I said I don't care about them losing stuff while they were being dumb. Oh, they where dumb...
Yeah, I guess it is kind of dumb showing up in highsec at all, when there are more than enough RvBeers around that can get themselves shoot instead of you.
And then get fined by their own leadership, all for the honorable and good cause of defending the goon highsec income none the less.
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Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
353
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Posted - 2014.01.21 15:49:00 -
[622] - Quote
This tread keeps delivering 
Allow me to quote from the RVB forums here;
As everyone is aware, in RvB we like to shoot each other. Sure a 3rd party war dec such as E-UNI or BNI is fun, but these griefing war decs are not. They are disruptive to our core activity, which is shooting each other. So how do we discourage bads from war deccing us? We take away their favourite activity, popping pods in Jita.
You know, RVB, next to not doing dumb things it might be a good idea to not affiliate yourselves with stuck up null bears and their pets, maybe?
D.
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Joan Greywind
No Swag Initiative
305
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Posted - 2014.01.21 16:01:00 -
[623] - Quote
Danalee wrote:This tread keeps delivering  Allow me to quote from the RVB forums here; As everyone is aware, in RvB we like to shoot each other. Sure a 3rd party war dec such as E-UNI or BNI is fun, but these griefing war decs are not. They are disruptive to our core activity, which is shooting each other. So how do we discourage bads from war deccing us? We take away their favourite activity, popping pods in Jita.You know, RVB, next to not doing dumb things it might be a good idea to not affiliate yourselves with stuck up null bears and their pets, maybe? D. 
Well under that logic how do you feel to a be pet (his logic not mine) and affiliated with the drama queen and spergelorg gevlon?
I know you need keep up appearances and pretend to stand up for your new scam target, but your arguments are becoming more and more nonsensical with each post. Yes a third party war kind of disrupts RvB's activities, but they were always under a 3rd party war one way or another, and gevlon's scammed isk added nothing to the equation. They are in it now not because they are goon pets (the bad logic here is astronomical, but why am I expecting anything more from people that think camping a high sec gate is elite PvP) but because it is beneficial for them to do so. According to the same logic Pandemic legion are also pets of the CFC because they entered to an agreement with them.
I think it is better if you go back to killing carebears in Jita and stroke each others' epeen with gevlon on shooting minning barges. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
355
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Posted - 2014.01.21 16:09:00 -
[624] - Quote
Joan Greywind wrote:Danalee wrote:This tread keeps delivering  Allow me to quote from the RVB forums here; As everyone is aware, in RvB we like to shoot each other. Sure a 3rd party war dec such as E-UNI or BNI is fun, but these griefing war decs are not. They are disruptive to our core activity, which is shooting each other. So how do we discourage bads from war deccing us? We take away their favourite activity, popping pods in Jita.You know, RVB, next to not doing dumb things it might be a good idea to not affiliate yourselves with stuck up null bears and their pets, maybe? D.  Well under that logic how do you feel to a be pet (his logic not mine) and affiliated with the drama queen and spergelorg gevlon? I know you need keep up appearances and pretend to stand up for your new scam target, but your arguments are becoming more and more nonsensical with each post. Yes a third party war kind of disrupts RvB's activities, but they were always under a 3rd party war one way or another, and gevlon's scammed isk added nothing to the equation. They are in it now not because they are goon pets (the bad logic here is astronomical, but why am I expecting anything more from people that think camping a high sec gate is elite PvP) but because it is beneficial for them to do so. According to the same logic Pandemic legion are also pets of the CFC because they entered to an agreement with them. I think it is better if you go back to killing carebears in Jita and stroke each others' epeen with gevlon on shooting minning barges.
Quoted fully because you are awesome, Joan Greywind.
No scam, we are Gevlon's pets if he wishes. As long as the money's there... meh I could even think of names more fitting than pets for what we do...
RVB protects the dumb goons (their own words) and to get good fights (on the jita undock?) or something... But I'm not making sense, right? 
You keep repeating we only camp Jita/gates, which indeed we do among other places and sometimes we don't even camp But your fixation on where we conduct our business is rather strange, care to share why you keep hammering on that? Is it because... You lost something dear to you on some tradehub undock?
Care to tell me which part of all these simple verifiable facts is nonsensical in your limited mind?
D.

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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2442
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Posted - 2014.01.21 16:17:00 -
[625] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Funny things about this thread:
1) Hisec wardec on nullsec alliance 2) Goon pets standing up for their masters in a lame attempt to be brought into the swarm 3) The post somewhere around page 2 that says "well lead, organized goon fleets" 4) Goons getting their **** pushed in by marmite then calling them campers So is your issue with reading comprehension of with the analysis of what you've read? Since beyond point 1, it was pretty much nonsense. I'm not standing up for goons, I'm just pointing out to a handful of artards that shooting a null sec groups dumbasses in high sec helps them more than it hinders them. Honestly, you can muse about it however you want, but that the honest truth. I'm not sure if you're too dumb to realise it or simply blinded by your sperg rage about the goons. Wow... So much hate... 1) WTF is a "sperg rage" and where is this rage located? Oh yeah... its not here. 2) You obviously knew that "goon pet" referred to you... which makes it even funnier than before.. lol... 3) Name calling is for kids. Grow up. (calling me dumb, calling people "artards", ect.) 4) Hisec merc killing nullsec'ers helps the nullsec'ers? Your going to have to explain how getting blapped is helping them. Seriously, if you have a point here, id love to hear it. Honestly, I can't be bothered with entertaining some random for too long. I get it, you don't like goons and want to show your support now matter how much nonsense you need to gather up to do it, how terribly noble of you. Draw a picture, get your mum to chuck it on the fridge.
Seriously, I'll answer question 4 though, even though you could simply read back.
OK, so in EVE, there's these things called null sec alliances. They live in a section of space called null sec. Some people in these alliances are dumb, and no matter how many times you tell them to not go to high sec on an alliance character, they still do. By killing them, you are reinforcing the reasoning for not going to high sec on an alliance character, thus you are helping to teach them. Since they don't get covered by SRP for being a dumbass in high sec, and still need to meet all of the normal standards for a null sec player, even if they took 50 trillion damage in a day, it would still have absolutely zero affect on the alliance. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2442
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Posted - 2014.01.21 16:27:00 -
[626] - Quote
Danalee wrote:No scam, we are Gevlon's pets if he wishes. As long as the money's there... meh  I could even think of names more fitting than pets for what we do... RVB protects the dumb goons (their own words) and to get good fights (on the jita undock?) or something... But I'm not making sense, right?  You keep repeating we only camp Jita/gates, which indeed we do among other places and sometimes we don't even camp  But your fixation on where we conduct our business is rather strange, care to share why you keep hammering on that? Is it because... You lost something dear to you on some tradehub undock? Care to tell me which part of all these simple verifiable facts is nonsensical in your limited mind? The first thing that is nonsensical, I'd say in your entire post. I know there's a language barrier, but sheesh, at least try. As for your "facts" these are merely a bad restatement of what others in your camp have said, I'm sure there s supposed to be some subtle irony in there, but honestly I don't see it. Your normal posts are filled with bad smacktalk and misplaced arrogance though, so I imagine most of the nonsense comes from that. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
285
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Posted - 2014.01.21 16:33:00 -
[627] - Quote
Im as random to you as you are random to me. Or is your alliance something to care about? Nope. At least I am not a wannabe pet of a null bloc alliance. Keep trying. Maybe one day they will let you in. Probably not though.
The reason you wont explain it, is because your incorrect. While I dont care for them, I have no rage for the goons. I respect their accomplishments if anything. They are good at what they do, or they wouldn't be here. A few of them could use attitiude adjustments, but thats in no shortage here, and doesnt set them aside. So again, ill ask you to point out where I "sperg raged". Please do.
Your answer of question 4 is laughable. Losing ships does not help no matter how much you wanna church it up to "lessons" being learned. Also, if you would read my posts without your choker chain on, you would see that I am not in anyone's corner here. I have no doubts this has no effect on the alliance. Its just funny.
And you sir, are golden entertainment while im stuck at work waiting for them to close the base cause of snow....
Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2443
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Posted - 2014.01.21 16:50:00 -
[628] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Im as random to you as you are random to me. Or is your alliance something to care about? Nope. At least I am not a wannabe pet of a null bloc alliance. Keep trying. Maybe one day they will let you in. Probably not though. lol, where do people get this moronic idea that we want to be in goons. I'm in SMA, shock horror, because I have friends there. Same as any other alliance.
Leto Thule wrote:The reason you wont explain it, is because you are incorrect. While I dont care for them, I have no rage for the goons. I respect their accomplishments if anything. They are good at what they do, or they wouldn't be here. A few of them could use attitiude adjustments, but thats in no shortage here, and doesnt set them aside. So again, ill ask you to point out where I "sperg raged". Please do. The fact that you can't separate your out of game hate from the game and spew horseshit like this post and your previous... that's sperg rage. You have no actual facts to add, and you barely have opinions. You come in here with your preconceived hatred of goons and spout nonsense at people. Honestly, if you tried actually reading the thread you might do better, but you are pretty much just echoing the same nonsense that's previously been stated.
Leto Thule wrote:Your answer of question 4 is laughable. Losing ships does not help no matter how much you wanna church it up to "lessons" being learned. Also, if you would read my posts without your choker chain on, you would see that I am not in anyone's corner here. I have no doubts this has no effect on the alliance. Its just funny. OK, so apparently explaining it in simple terms doesn't work. OK genius. You explain to me how some idiot losing a blinged out battleship in Jita affects me or our coalition.
Leto Thule wrote:And you sir, are golden entertainment while im stuck at work waiting for them to close the base cause of snow.... I'm not sure if you want me to congratulate you on your employment or your joy of bad weather. Round this way, Burger King is open even when it snows. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
356
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Posted - 2014.01.21 16:52:00 -
[629] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:I know there's a language barrier, but sheesh, at least try.
I'm sorry, however hard I try, I can't speak raging aspi sperglord....
D.

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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2443
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Posted - 2014.01.21 16:57:00 -
[630] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:I know there's a language barrier, but sheesh, at least try.  I'm sorry, however hard I try, I can't speak raging aspi sperglord.... Oh noes! Once again, right on the feelings! However will I cope with your well thought out personal attacks. Goodbye cruel world, I hardly knew thee. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
288
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Posted - 2014.01.21 16:58:00 -
[631] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Im as random to you as you are random to me. Or is your alliance something to care about? Nope. At least I am not a wannabe pet of a null bloc alliance. Keep trying. Maybe one day they will let you in. Probably not though. lol, where do people get this moronic idea that we want to be in goons. I'm in SMA, shock horror, because I have friends there. Same as any other alliance. Leto Thule wrote:The reason you wont explain it, is because you are incorrect. While I dont care for them, I have no rage for the goons. I respect their accomplishments if anything. They are good at what they do, or they wouldn't be here. A few of them could use attitiude adjustments, but thats in no shortage here, and doesnt set them aside. So again, ill ask you to point out where I "sperg raged". Please do. The fact that you can't separate your out of game hate from the game and spew horseshit like this post and your previous... that's sperg rage. You have no actual facts to add, and you barely have opinions. You come in here with your preconceived hatred of goons and spout nonsense at people. Honestly, if you tried actually reading the thread you might do better, but you are pretty much just echoing the same nonsense that's previously been stated. Leto Thule wrote:Your answer of question 4 is laughable. Losing ships does not help no matter how much you wanna church it up to "lessons" being learned. Also, if you would read my posts without your choker chain on, you would see that I am not in anyone's corner here. I have no doubts this has no effect on the alliance. Its just funny. OK, so apparently explaining it in simple terms doesn't work. OK genius. You explain to me how some idiot losing a blinged out battleship in Jita affects me or our coalition. Leto Thule wrote:And you sir, are golden entertainment while im stuck at work waiting for them to close the base cause of snow.... I'm not sure if you want me to congratulate you on your employment or your joy of bad weather. Round this way, Burger King is open even when it snows.
Have you read my posts? I have not given you any "facts" to dispute! Take your own advice. Read. For god sakes, YOU QUOTED where I said I KNOW IT HAS NO EFFECT on the alliance, and then YOU WROTE ABOUT how I think it will!!
Literally, all I wrote was that its funny. The whole situation. Your dedication to an alliance you aren't part of is the best part.
SHOW ME where I have posted anything other than exactly what this post says. You cant, because I havent.
I guess your attempting to say I work at burger king? Lol... because I dont share your opinion of internet spaceships politics I must earn minimum wage and be a complete failure in all my endeavors.
Grow up. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
21
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Posted - 2014.01.21 17:00:00 -
[632] - Quote
Joan Greywind wrote: Well under that logic how do you feel to a be pet (his logic not mine) and affiliated with the drama queen and spergelorg gevlon?
While Marmite and the Lemmings fight side by side, we have the Goons in an "unleash the dog" kind of style instructing RvB to defend their stuff for them.
Care to see the difference?
Or do you think we would now look at the ruins of the once mighty Goonswarm Federation if RvB wouldn't have decided to take up arms against some small alliance on behalf of the goons? A real act of chivalry, given the numbers.  |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2443
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Posted - 2014.01.21 17:11:00 -
[633] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Have you read my posts? I have not given you any "facts" to dispute! Take your own advice. Read. For god sakes, YOU QUOTED where I said I KNOW IT HAS NO EFFECT on the alliance, and then YOU WROTE ABOUT how I think it will!!
Literally, all I wrote was that its funny. The whole situation. Your dedication to an alliance you aren't part of is the best part.
SHOW ME where I have posted anything other than exactly what this post says. You cant, because I havent.
Leto Thule wrote:2) Goon pets standing up for their masters in a lame attempt to be brought into the swarm Mmmhmmm. Do you really believe this is the case? all of the CFC one day dreams of being a goon? Or is it possible that it's simply mutually beneficial to become allies.
Leto Thule wrote:4) Goons getting their **** pushed in by marmite then calling them campers Noone is getting anything "pushed in", nothing is different now to when Marmite originally war decced. They camp Jita for profit, that's always been a given and nobody has an issue with that. Them suddenly stating that it's some epic battle against the goons is pretty stupid.
Basically everything you've written from the first post you did in here has been subtle jabs at the CFC. What are we to expect, you have clearly stated you have disdain for goons.
Leto Thule wrote:I guess your attempting to say I work at burger king? Lol... because I dont share your opinion of internet spaceships politics I must earn minimum wage and be a complete failure in all my endeavors.
Grow up. How did you break my incredibly sophisticated code?!?! And no, because it's fun to suggest you are on minimum wage and I'm very bored. Realistically I'd guess you are military, likely in the US. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2444
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Posted - 2014.01.21 17:16:00 -
[634] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:Joan Greywind wrote: Well under that logic how do you feel to a be pet (his logic not mine) and affiliated with the drama queen and spergelorg gevlon?
While Marmite and the Lemmings fight side by side, we have the Goons in an "unleash the dog" kind of style instructing RvB to defend their stuff for them. Care to see the difference? Or do you think we would now look at the ruins of the once mighty Goonswarm Federation if RvB wouldn't have decided to take up arms against some small alliance on behalf of the goons? A real act of chivalry, given the numbers.  RvB had a pact with goons to join in on POCO defense. Attacking a POCO triggered that. Seriously, everyone including RvB has explained this to you. They have no financial gain, just a pre-agreed pact. The fact that it gives them target in high sec is just a bonus for them.
Marmite however are happy for Gevlon, who has in fact done nothing but provide a bit of cash to effectively take half of the credit for all of their kills. I'm fairly sure if you spoke to a casual observer you would easily be able to pass Gevlon off as the leader or Marmite. For that matter who is the leader of Marmite? Is it that General guy? I can't be bothered to look at their description. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
356
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Posted - 2014.01.21 17:18:00 -
[635] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:RvB had a pact with goons to join in on POCO defense. Attacking a POCO triggered that.
Ok mister sensible, How come it triggered in this particular case wheras it hasn't triggered in other cases?
D.
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Joan Greywind
No Swag Initiative
305
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Posted - 2014.01.21 17:21:00 -
[636] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Joan Greywind wrote:Danalee wrote:This tread keeps delivering  stuff  Stuff. Quoted fully because you are awesome, Joan Greywind. No scam, we are Gevlon's pets if he wishes. As long as the money's there... meh  I could even think of names more fitting than pets for what we do... RVB protects the dumb goons (their own words) and to get good fights (on the jita undock?) or something... But I'm not making sense, right?  You keep repeating we only camp Jita/gates, which indeed we do among other places and sometimes we don't even camp  But your fixation on where we conduct our business is rather strange, care to share why you keep hammering on that? Is it because... You lost something dear to you on some tradehub undock? Care to tell me which part of all these simple verifiable facts is nonsensical in your limited mind? D. 
Well from your killboard, the vast majority of your kills are in jita and amarr or 1 jump from them, or the route between them. Also the vast majority of your kills are ganks, which I think is great by itself, but to call that leet PvP is another issue entirely. It's not that I disagree with your gameplay, I think you make highsec all that much more interesting. But for some reason you think you are doing this major damage to nullsec alliances, which news flash you aren't.
Also if I disagree with some points you are making does not automatically entail that I am "butthurt" about a loss, that is just cheap trick to play in argument that , in my humble opinion, are losing badly.
So you admit that you are "pets" but harp on RvB as if they did something horrible (I don't think they are, but for some reason you guys are pushing that agenda)? Hypocritical much? |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
288
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Posted - 2014.01.21 17:28:00 -
[637] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Have you read my posts? I have not given you any "facts" to dispute! Take your own advice. Read. For god sakes, YOU QUOTED where I said I KNOW IT HAS NO EFFECT on the alliance, and then YOU WROTE ABOUT how I think it will!!
Literally, all I wrote was that its funny. The whole situation. Your dedication to an alliance you aren't part of is the best part.
SHOW ME where I have posted anything other than exactly what this post says. You cant, because I havent. Leto Thule wrote:2) Goon pets standing up for their masters in a lame attempt to be brought into the swarm Mmmhmmm. Do you really believe this is the case? all of the CFC one day dreams of being a goon? Or is it possible that it's simply mutually beneficial to become allies. Leto Thule wrote:4) Goons getting their **** pushed in by marmite then calling them campers Noone is getting anything "pushed in", nothing is different now to when Marmite originally war decced. They camp Jita for profit, that's always been a given and nobody has an issue with that. Them suddenly stating that it's some epic battle against the goons is pretty stupid. Basically everything you've written from the first post you did in here has been subtle jabs at the CFC. What are we to expect, you have clearly stated you have disdain for goons. Leto Thule wrote:I guess your attempting to say I work at burger king? Lol... because I dont share your opinion of internet spaceships politics I must earn minimum wage and be a complete failure in all my endeavors.
Grow up. How did you break my incredibly sophisticated code?!?! And no, because it's fun to suggest you are on minimum wage and I'm very bored. Realistically I'd guess you are military, likely in the US.
Do I think that CFC has aspirations of goon-dom? I would say a good bit of them do.
No, I dont hate goons any more than i hate any other alliance. As stated, I respect what they have attained, but like most non-CFC'ers, we set them red and they will be KOS.
My jabs are not just for the goonies. My very first post was that the funniest thing was a HS wardec on a NS alliance. I just call it how I see it.
Yes, I am prior service USAF. Now, I am an email cowboy for the Army (like anyone cares, but posted for posterity) Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2444
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Posted - 2014.01.21 17:28:00 -
[638] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:RvB had a pact with goons to join in on POCO defense. Attacking a POCO triggered that. Ok mister sensible, How come it triggered in this particular case wheras it hasn't triggered in other cases? What other cases? It's not that they leap into action the moment a wardec comes into effect. An anouncement was made that the POCOs would be targeted. Rather than wait RvB though "ooh targets" and joined immediately. The end.
Seriously, not everything is super complex and some kind of weird and convoluted conspiracy theory. Some stuff is just as it is. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
356
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Posted - 2014.01.21 17:29:00 -
[639] - Quote
Joan Greywind wrote:Well from your killboard, the vast majority of your kills are in jita and amarr or 1 jump from them, or the route between them. Also the vast majority of your kills are ganks, which I think is great by itself, but to call that leet PvP is another issue entirely. It's not that I disagree with your gameplay, I think you make highsec all that much more interesting. But for some reason you think you are doing this major damage to nullsec alliances, which news flash you aren't.
Thank you for looking a bit further, that's really a first. Where most kills are should tell you where the most... unaware players are, the easy targets hence - wait for it - we score more kills on them. We get paid to do a job, and have a very high rate of succes proven by all the returning custommers and the fact we aren't out of business 
How many billions of isk would be considered damage? How much would be major damage?
Joan Greywind wrote: Also if I disagree with some points you are making does not automatically entail that I am "butthurt" about a loss, that is just cheap trick to play in argument that , in my humble opinion, are losing badly.
I'm just playing along here, really. You have to admit you keep harping on and on about the location where mercs kill their targets... but I'll give you that, it wasn't very adult of me to tease you with that.
Joan Greywind wrote: So you admit that you are "pets" but harp on RvB as if they did something horrible (I don't think they are, but for some reason you guys are pushing that agenda)? Hypocritical much?
Problem is, RVB isn't about protecting nullbear alliances or defending pocos or fighting wars with outsiders. They are about RED vs BLUE. so no, no hypocricy here... might want to look over there.
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2444
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Posted - 2014.01.21 17:38:00 -
[640] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Do I think that CFC has aspirations of goon-dom? I would say a good bit of them do. Well then you don't know any of us. Like many other people you take enormous leaps to conclusions based on nothing. Honestly though, you can think what you want. It doesn't make me sad to think that you take bad propaganda as fact.
Leto Thule wrote:No, I dont hate goons any more than i hate any other alliance. As stated, I respect what they have attained, but like most non-CFC'ers, we set them red and they will be KOS. Yet you openly admit disdain for them. Hmmm. And good, KOS away, though if you hate all alliances equally maybe you should adopt NBSI instead. Saves on contacts.
Leto Thule wrote:My jabs are not just for the goonies. My very first post was that the funniest thing was a HS wardec on a NS alliance. I just call it how I see it. :D
Leto Thule wrote:Yes, I am prior service USAF. Now, I am an email cowboy  (like anyone cares, but posted for posterity) Good to know. I assume by that you don't so much like the email cowboyishness. I imagine there's a considerable difference in the feeling of active service and deskwork. At least you've for the super exciting forums to pass the time though eh? The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2444
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Posted - 2014.01.21 17:43:00 -
[641] - Quote
Danalee wrote:How many billions of isk would be considered damage? How much would be major damage? It's not a number, you'd need to hit strategic objectives. Shockingly people have actually tried to help suggesting this, but unsurprisingly Gevlon can;t see beyond killboard numbers and doesn't get that there is such a thing as context. The context of a kill is as much a part of the picture as the value. You kill 100b of ships in a day in high sec, and it's less damage than if you volley a single key ship off the field in a strategic battle.
Danalee wrote:Problem is, RVB isn't about protecting nullbear alliances or defending pocos or fighting wars with outsiders. They are about RED vs BLUE. so no, no hypocricy here... might want to look over there. They are about shooting stuff and having fun. You happen to be stuff.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
356
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 17:47:00 -
[642] - Quote
So the time and resources of CFC pilots is completely worthless and should be ignored. If CTA's become... not so popular because your bees have to grind isk instead of watching the slideshow with the elite, remind them of this fact. They'll appreciate it.
D.

Edit: And they aren't shooting me... only the newbies owning the goons    |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2444
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 17:55:00 -
[643] - Quote
Danalee wrote:So the time and resources of CFC pilots is completely worthless and should be ignored. If CTA's become... not so popular because your bees have to grind isk instead of watching the slideshow with the elite, remind them of this fact. They'll appreciate it. D.  Edit: And they aren't shooting me... only the newbies owning the goons    Honestly, no the individual pilots that are dumb enough to get themselves ganked in high sec are not worth anything. And CTAs are paid for though SRP, so people will continue to attend, as it's a way to do PvP for free. They will only need to grind isk to do their usual stuff, which to be honest isn't that hard. Some will continue to take the risk of high sec, and that's their choice, others won't. Either way the actual alliances remain unaffected. I don't think we'll run out of players any time soon, and people like myself ensure that people remaining outside of high sec can get what they need to operate.
And this is no different in the CFC than anywhere else. I've never known a null alliance to not tell people to stay the hell out of high sec on alliance characters, and across all my chars, I've been in quite a few. Other null alliances I've been in have even punished corps who's members frequently had high sec deaths. Like you've seen yourself, RvB actually fine people for Jita losses to discourage them going there. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Edmark I
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
17
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Posted - 2014.01.21 18:03:00 -
[644] - Quote
So how many pocos have we lost so far? |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2444
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 18:03:00 -
[645] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:Maybe you don't get the fine nuance between lending assistance in times of war versus acting as someone's watchdog. There are no goon fleets defending POCOs that RvB could join in on. That is the whole point. Herpa derp, jesus christ, I'm not going to get into an endless debate over this. There was an agreement that agreement is active. The end. Get over it. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2444
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 18:05:00 -
[646] - Quote
Edmark I wrote:So how many pocos have we lost so far? An uncountable number. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
356
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 18:13:00 -
[647] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Honestly, no the individual pilots that are dumb enough to get themselves ganked in high sec are not worth anything. And CTAs are paid for though SRP, so people will continue to attend, as it's a way to do PvP for free. They will only need to grind isk to do their usual stuff, which to be honest isn't that hard. Some will continue to take the risk of high sec, and that's their choice, others won't. Either way the actual alliances remain unaffected. I don't think we'll run out of players any time soon, and people like myself ensure that people remaining outside of high sec can get what they need to operate.
And this is no different in the CFC than anywhere else. I've never known a null alliance to not tell people to stay the hell out of high sec on alliance characters, and across all my chars, I've been in quite a few. Other null alliances I've been in have even punished corps who's members frequently had high sec deaths. Like you've seen yourself, RvB actually fine people for Jita losses to discourage them going there.
You do realise you are calling hundreds of your fellow pilots worthless dumb waste of space, right? Fact of the matter is that the majority of nullbear grunts see CTA's as work. When they are out doing what they want with their own stuff is when they enjoy themselves. Getting blown up while flying their 'pride and joy' (<- actual quote from different CFC pilots) isn't their idea of fun. You loose pilots like that, simple isn't it. Loosing pilots is bad, especially for the CFC since they are built upon the strenght in numbers mantra. If you can't see that as damage... We'll have to taunt you some more 
Same with RVB, let's see how much fun their members have in a few weeks of arguing over fines and loosing ships to noobs, we both know the deaths won't stop. There will be damage.
Nowhere have I claimed to bring goonswarm to it's knees but damage we have done, plenty of it and will continue to do untill Gevlon stops paying us for the pleasure 
D.

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Dave Stark
4317
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Posted - 2014.01.21 18:32:00 -
[648] - Quote
gotta admit, i just got home from work. i haven't read the last few pages of the thread or the announcement, but judging from what i've skimmed over.
the announcement was "marmite scams gevlon for bns of isk"? |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
111
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 18:46:00 -
[649] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:They have no financial gain, just a pre-agreed pact. Who knows, I wouldn't be too surprised if the RvB directors get a little extra for sending their grunts to get shoot by the Lemmings to further goon interests.
I admit it, it's true, it's all true!!! Mittens himself drove to my house and bought me off! He was so generous I can now afford to t2 fit my tormentor! Oh, filthy lucre, the humanity! |

Dave Stark
4319
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 18:51:00 -
[650] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:Usman Bello wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:They have no financial gain, just a pre-agreed pact. Who knows, I wouldn't be too surprised if the RvB directors get a little extra for sending their grunts to get shoot by the Lemmings to further goon interests. I admit it, it's true, it's all true!!! Mittens himself drove to my house and bought me off! He was so generous I can now afford to t2 fit my tormentor! Oh, filthy lucre, the humanity!
that must be terrible, some one giving you isk to do what you're already doing and enjoying. i guess you and marmite have a lot in common now, eh? |

Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
21
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Posted - 2014.01.21 18:54:00 -
[651] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:Usman Bello wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:They have no financial gain, just a pre-agreed pact. Who knows, I wouldn't be too surprised if the RvB directors get a little extra for sending their grunts to get shoot by the Lemmings to further goon interests. I admit it, it's true, it's all true!!! Mittens himself drove to my house and bought me off! He was so generous I can now afford to t2 fit my tormentor! Oh, filthy lucre, the humanity! Don't forget to post the chatlog! I see you're already feeling the need to do so. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2446
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Posted - 2014.01.21 19:14:00 -
[652] - Quote
Danalee wrote:You do realise you are calling hundreds of your fellow pilots worthless dumb waste of space, right? Yep.
Danalee wrote:Fact of the matter is that the majority of nullbear grunts see CTA's as work. When they are out doing what they want with their own stuff is when they enjoy themselves. Wrong. I'd say "some", I'd definitely not call them the majority.
Danalee wrote:Getting blown up while flying their 'pride and joy' (<- actual quote from different CFC pilots) isn't their idea of fun. You loose pilots like that, simple isn't it. Loosing pilots is bad, especially for the CFC since they are built upon the strenght in numbers mantra. If you can't see that as damage... We'll have to taunt you some more  If their "pride and joy" is in high sec, they they aren't really a null sec player, and I couldn't give a **** if they quit. I have high sec alts, a lot of guys do for just vegging around on or running logistics. If you are running around with your alliance char with an active war dec, you deserve to get shot.
Danalee wrote:Same with RVB, let's see how much fun their members have in a few weeks of arguing over fines and loosing ships to noobs, we both know the deaths won't stop. There will be damage. This isn't the first time RvB have had this system, and won't be the last. If one of their players doesn't abide by their wartime rules, I'm sure RvB won;t care if they get rid of them either, since they clearly aren't the right person.
Danalee wrote:Nowhere have I claimed to bring goonswarm to it's knees but damage we have done, plenty of it and will continue to do untill Gevlon stops paying us for the pleasure  You've done no damage. You've increased a number slightly. If anything, you've done more damage to your rep by showing everyone that Marmite have no clue about the way the rest of the game works, and that you can;t function without a prat like Gevlon slipping cash in your pockets.
Good show. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
170
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Posted - 2014.01.21 19:15:00 -
[653] - Quote
How many POCOs have Goons lost so far? |

Saeger1737
Pod Repo
460
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 19:21:00 -
[654] - Quote
I see danlee is still writing books trying to make a point that takes usually one sentence |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
357
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 19:24:00 -
[655] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:How many POCOs have Goons lost yet?
Don't think they lost any... why the rush? Getting tired of being their lapdogs already? You are doing it for good fights, remember 
Lucas Kell, I'm sure all your CFC bro's love you to bits. quite the pleasant fellow you are, being the only source of information ever . Must be very entertaining having someone who is always 'right' among your peers. If it weren't for your utter lack of any ingame skills you'd be perfect, nobody likes a mister perfect so your good.
Also a shoutout to my main mofo Saeger, who thinks some lines of text = book. You have to check my audience, S. They are... slow 
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2446
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Posted - 2014.01.21 19:37:00 -
[656] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell, I'm sure all your CFC bro's love you to bits. quite the pleasant fellow you are, being the only source of information ever  . Must be very entertaining having someone who is always 'right' among your peers. If it weren't for your utter lack of any ingame skills you'd be perfect, nobody likes a mister perfect so your good. Always right? Talk about pot calling the kettle black! You take utter nonsense and talk about it likes it's fact then you spout off pages and pages of arrogant ****. And who are you exactly? Some dimwitted peon in Marmite who can barely string a coherent sentence together.
And since you know sod all about even the basics of null sec, I think it's fairly reasonable to suggest that you know jack **** about my skillset.
Or is this just another of those examples where you are trying to be ironic, but fail miserably? The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Leigh Akiga
My Highsec Backbone
504
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 19:37:00 -
[657] - Quote
Edmark I wrote:So how many pocos have we lost so far?
I'm guessing none since the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT from Mr. Goblins blog this morning eschews any hurf blurf about pocos and instead seems to focus on the forever war on the Jita undock against shuttles and pods.
Does this dude realize any idiot killed in Perimeter or Amarr or 'damage' done in highsec are individual dumbs and no alliance level assets were harmed in the making of that killmail? |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
173
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Posted - 2014.01.21 19:40:00 -
[658] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Del DelVechio wrote:How many POCOs have Goons lost yet? Don't think they lost any... why the rush? Getting tired of being their lapdogs already? You are doing it for good fights, remember  Lucas Kell, I'm sure all your CFC bro's love you to bits. quite the pleasant fellow you are, being the only source of information ever  . Must be very entertaining having someone who is always 'right' among your peers. If it weren't for your utter lack of any ingame skills you'd be perfect, nobody likes a mister perfect so your good. Also a shoutout to my main mofo Saeger, who thinks some lines of text = book. You have to check my audience, S. They are... slow  D. 
We will never tire of the warm and comfortable lap of our Goon masters....Besides the KB is heavily in our favor already. Just thought the POCOs were the targets. Not forum trolling.....
Del |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2446
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 19:41:00 -
[659] - Quote
Leigh Akiga wrote:Edmark I wrote:So how many pocos have we lost so far? I'm guessing none since the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT from Mr. Goblins blog this morning eschews any hurf blurf about pocos and instead seems to focus on the forever war on the Jita undock against shuttles and pods. Does this dude realize any idiot killed in Perimeter or Amarr or 'damage' done in highsec are individual dumbs and no alliance level assets were harmed in the making of that killmail? It seems no matter how many times they are told, regardless of source, they dismiss it as tears. To be honest though, let them waste their isk, who rightly cares?
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Leigh Akiga
My Highsec Backbone
504
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 19:44:00 -
[660] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Leigh Akiga wrote:Edmark I wrote:So how many pocos have we lost so far? I'm guessing none since the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT from Mr. Goblins blog this morning eschews any hurf blurf about pocos and instead seems to focus on the forever war on the Jita undock against shuttles and pods. Does this dude realize any idiot killed in Perimeter or Amarr or 'damage' done in highsec are individual dumbs and no alliance level assets were harmed in the making of that killmail? It seems no matter how many times they are told, regardless of source, they dismiss it as tears. To be honest though, let them waste their isk, who rightly cares?
Well, tbh if it wasnt for the highsec wardec guys Like The Orphanage and this latest iteration: The Marmite Collective- they might join a real pvp organization that does real damage like PL or BL.
But that would mean leaving the comfort and safety of Concord and learning pvp skills  |

Saeger1737
Pod Repo
460
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 19:53:00 -
[661] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Del DelVechio wrote:How many POCOs have Goons lost yet? Don't think they lost any... why the rush? Getting tired of being their lapdogs already? You are doing it for good fights, remember  Lucas Kell, I'm sure all your CFC bro's love you to bits. quite the pleasant fellow you are, being the only source of information ever  . Must be very entertaining having someone who is always 'right' among your peers. If it weren't for your utter lack of any ingame skills you'd be perfect, nobody likes a mister perfect so your good. Also a shoutout to my main mofo Saeger, who thinks some lines of text = book. You have to check my audience, S. They are... slow  D. 
Been following this failscade forum, gotta say there are a ton of posts from you that lengthen the page |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
357
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 20:08:00 -
[662] - Quote
Saeger, You noticed? 
I'm a sucker for baiting these pubescent hardcore forum warriors, loving every minute of it. admittedly, I'm using the big worms here.
D.
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X ATM092
Clan Shadow Wolf Fatal Ascension
248
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 20:08:00 -
[663] - Quote
So the Lemmings project can pretty much be written up as another of Gevlon's failures now. Fortunately the Marmite project, in which Marmite do what they do anyway and Gevlon just throws isk at them, has absolutely no criteria for success or failure, nor any involvement or planning by Gevlon, and therefore may prove to be his most successful project since giving Test isk for no reason. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
107
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 20:28:00 -
[664] - Quote
I'd rather not comment on the trolling/tears/madness of Goons and Lucas in the last 5 pages.
About POCOs: we have to recruit enough people to be able to shoot a POCO in reasonable speed (frigates don't cut it) and handle random RvB rabble in the same time. When that's done, we still won't be able to take POCOs, because the RvB will start forming purple fleets to protect the assets of their masters.
When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.
Alternatively, when N3 realizes that RvB is a CFC member and bans their members having alts in RvB, we waltz in an take the POCOs.
Not just the Goon ones.
I think I may set up a troll POCO empire around Jita with 0% tax for everyone. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2553
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 20:29:00 -
[665] - Quote
The really funny part about his train-wreck of a blog post, is that in defence of his "but they totes weren't permadeccing anyway!" he's gone and worked out how many days of the year they had declared war for.
However.
*snort*
He completely missed all the weeks they were wardeccing for free by joining as the defender in wars we started. Which, except for a week here and there, was the rest of the year.
SOOOOOOoo, not only is he paying Marmite to do what they were doing anyway, he's managed to convince himself he isn't, based on some pretty poor understanding of game mechanics.
Boy, are we embarrassed we made that statement now. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
358
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 20:31:00 -
[666] - Quote
^^ Haaaaahahahaha, goons wardeccing!
Yes, yes, big nullsec alliances need to wardec... wait.... How does that work?
D.
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Dave Stark
4322
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Posted - 2014.01.21 20:33:00 -
[667] - Quote
so how many systems have goons lost to lemmings? |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2553
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 20:41:00 -
[668] - Quote
Danalee wrote:^^ Haaaaahahahaha, goons wardeccing! Yes, yes, big nullsec alliances need to wardec... wait.... How does that work? D.  I would suggest that rather than looking endlessly clueless, use of the in-game client can be edifying in this regard. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
173
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 20:41:00 -
[669] - Quote
When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.
Whats the bet that if RvB leaves the war all the POCOs will be taken in a week? As in billions of ISK.
Del |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
358
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 20:44:00 -
[670] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Danalee wrote:^^ Haaaaahahahaha, goons wardeccing! Yes, yes, big nullsec alliances need to wardec... wait.... How does that work? D.  I would suggest that rather than looking endlessly clueless, use of the in-game client can be edifying in this regard.
Yes, I admit, I'm clueless, enlighten me!
I checked and found one recent occurence where goons wardecced a corp, promptly lost the war and Marmites had nothing to do with it. So who is the fool now?
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2447
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 20:50:00 -
[671] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I'd rather not comment on the trolling/tears/madness of Goons and Lucas in the last 5 pages. We'd rather you didn't comment at all. You pretty much always have way over the quota for stupid per post.
Gevlon Goblin wrote:About POCOs: we have to recruit enough people to be able to shoot a POCO in reasonable speed (frigates don't cut it) and handle random RvB rabble in the same time. When that's done, we still won't be able to take POCOs, because the RvB will start forming purple fleets to protect the assets of their masters.
When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.
Alternatively, when N3 realizes that RvB is a CFC member and bans their members having alts in RvB, we waltz in an take the POCOs.
Not just the Goon ones.
I think I may set up a troll POCO empire around Jita with 0% tax for everyone. See! That's about 3 times the amount of stupid you can have in a post! The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
358
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 20:59:00 -
[672] - Quote
Meanwhile in jita, some RVB dudes are having fun ingoring the noobcorp killing them 
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2447
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 20:59:00 -
[673] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Danalee wrote:^^ Haaaaahahahaha, goons wardeccing! Yes, yes, big nullsec alliances need to wardec... wait.... How does that work? D.  I would suggest that rather than looking endlessly clueless, use of the in-game client can be edifying in this regard. Yes, I admit, I'm clueless, enlighten me! I checked and found one recent occurence where goons wardecced a corp, promptly lost the war and Marmites had nothing to do with it. So who is the fool now? Still you, always you. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
358
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 21:03:00 -
[674] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Danalee wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:I would suggest that rather than looking endlessly clueless, use of the in-game client can be edifying in this regard. Yes, I admit, I'm clueless, enlighten me! I checked and found one recent occurence where goons wardecced a corp, promptly lost the war and Marmites had nothing to do with it. So who is the fool now? Still you, always you.
Getting under your skin am I? Well, keep feeding me and I come back for more 
D.
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Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
8
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 21:03:00 -
[675] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I'd rather not comment on the trolling/tears/madness of Goons and Lucas in the last 5 pages.
About POCOs: we have to recruit enough people to be able to shoot a POCO in reasonable speed (frigates don't cut it) and handle random RvB rabble in the same time. When that's done, we still won't be able to take POCOs, because the RvB will start forming purple fleets to protect the assets of their masters.
When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.
Alternatively, when N3 realizes that RvB is a CFC member and bans their members having alts in RvB, we waltz in an take the POCOs.
Not just the Goon ones.
I think I may set up a troll POCO empire around Jita with 0% tax for everyone.
Holy crap! I'm not a part of this "conflict", but I can see this being a retardation to the extreme. You really think you can achieve any kind of success against a null alliance? By doing 0 damage to real targets? Or maybe by spewing propaganda in hisec (because all null alliances care about HS, ofc)? Damn, I remember when you were a pet of James315 and not realizing it, so he could use you as a source of isk and propaganda. And what do we have here? Marmite takes away your isk, probably laughing at you behind your back, and you see it as a success and post fail propaganda posts. I've never seen such a spectacle of idiocy. You should stick to just failing at everything - that's what you do best. I would say the real winner is Marmite - they found someone stupid enough to give them free isk. But some of their propaganda really tarnishes their reputation. You guys should really tone it down and just go milk the cow. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
107
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 21:07:00 -
[676] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote: He completely missed all the weeks they were wardeccing for free by joining as the defender in wars we started. Which, except for a week here and there, was the rest of the year.
SOOOOOOoo, not only is he paying Marmite to do what they were doing anyway, he's managed to convince himself he isn't, based on some pretty poor understanding of game mechanics.
Boy, are we embarrassed we made that statement now.
Why did you make an embarrassing statement if you know that it's embarrassing?
For people with no clue about highsec wars: the war report lists all wars. When you are in a war as ally, it's still listed on your war history, with the original participants. For example if you open the war report of RvB - Red Federation, you find the active war between Lemmings and Goons. In the finished wars you can also see ones with not RvB - Red Federation listed (meaning allies).
This means that in case Marmites jumped as allies on a war goons decced, the Marmite war history must show multitude of wars with Goons being attackers and some random corp defender.
Our beloved beeling didn't know that. Or knew and that's why he is embarrassed. Or is he embarrassed for being a Goon? Or both? Or just for being himself? |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6186
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 21:07:00 -
[677] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I'd rather not comment on the trolling/tears/madness of Goons and Lucas in the last 5 pages.
About POCOs: we have to recruit enough people to be able to shoot a POCO in reasonable speed (frigates don't cut it) and handle random RvB rabble in the same time. When that's done, we still won't be able to take POCOs, because the RvB will start forming purple fleets to protect the assets of their masters.
When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.
Alternatively, when N3 realizes that RvB is a CFC member and bans their members having alts in RvB, we waltz in an take the POCOs.
Not just the Goon ones.
I think I may set up a troll POCO empire around Jita with 0% tax for everyone. ahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
your plan to fund test through massive isk donations was literally better than this "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6186
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 21:08:00 -
[678] - Quote
yes that's correct "here test, a failing alliance that has everything stolen frequently, have 20b" and then boasting about it was actually a better idea than your poco plan "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6186
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 21:16:00 -
[679] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:[quote=Khanh'rhh] Our beloved beeling didn't know that. Or knew and that's why he is embarrassed. Or is he embarrassed for being a Goon? Or both? Or just for being himself? you actually believe this is propaganda
oh man, this is the grade-a ****
this sort of hilariously bad post is why we love your threads gevlon :3: "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
358
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 21:19:00 -
[680] - Quote
Weaselior, you weasel! Are you trying to post the fail of your brethren away to the tabula rasa that will be page 35? I'll help with this post, because I know they'll manage to mess up the next page anyways.
D.
 |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2447
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 21:21:00 -
[681] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Danalee wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:I would suggest that rather than looking endlessly clueless, use of the in-game client can be edifying in this regard. Yes, I admit, I'm clueless, enlighten me! I checked and found one recent occurence where goons wardecced a corp, promptly lost the war and Marmites had nothing to do with it. So who is the fool now? Still you, always you. Getting under your skin am I? Well, keep feeding me and I come back for more  lol, you really do struggle to understand don't you. You really think that you are getting under my skin? That's not and will likely never be the case. If anything I pity you.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2555
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 21:37:00 -
[682] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: He completely missed all the weeks they were wardeccing for free by joining as the defender in wars we started. Which, except for a week here and there, was the rest of the year.
SOOOOOOoo, not only is he paying Marmite to do what they were doing anyway, he's managed to convince himself he isn't, based on some pretty poor understanding of game mechanics.
Boy, are we embarrassed we made that statement now.
Why did you make an embarrassing statement if you know that it's embarrassing? For people with no clue about highsec wars: the war report lists all wars. When you are in a war as ally, it's still listed on your war history, with the original participants. For example if you open the war report of RvB - Red Federation, you find the active war between Lemmings and Goons. In the finished wars you can also see ones with not RvB - Red Federation listed (meaning allies). This means that in case Marmites jumped as allies on a war goons decced, the Marmite war history must show multitude of wars with Goons being attackers and some random corp defender. Our beloved beeling didn't know that. Or knew and that's why he is embarrassed. Or is he embarrassed for being a Goon? Or both? Or just for being himself?
If this is true (and having only having looked at the interface one or two times ever, I concede it could be) then really all it does is change the logic to "What they would be doing anyway (if they could afford to)".
You might remember Marmite soliciting for people to pay the wardec fee for them in the past, since they claimed to be unable to permadec Goons like they would want to. As in, there's literally a thread wherein they say they want to permadec goons, but can't afford to.
Gosh isn't it convenient how your shifting-goalposts plan to do with POCO's came along huh. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Saeger1737
Pod Repo
460
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 21:38:00 -
[683] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Saeger, You noticed?  I'm a sucker for baiting these pubescent hardcore forum warriors, loving every minute of it. admittedly, I'm using the big worms here. D. 
Yes how can anyone miss your tireless banter of self righteousness about your space powered e-peen of model spaceship efficiency against an enemy that doesn't give a rats ass..
If they were in it to win they wouldn't be goons. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6187
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 21:39:00 -
[684] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Weaselior, you weasel! Are you trying to post the fail of your brethren away to the tabula rasa that will be page 35? I'll help with this post, because I know they'll manage to mess up the next page anyways. D.  triple posting is sort of my thing
a calling card, as it were
my posts are such gems that the people deserve as many as i can offer, each hand crafted and of the precise size the situation demands instead of three independent posts forcibly joined together to try to make my posts rarer "I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2555
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 21:41:00 -
[685] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Why did you make an embarrassing statement if you know that it's embarrassing?
I would answer this question, but will bow to your superior track record of making profoundly false statements and instead ask you the same question.
"TEST are now invincible"
"Paying dozens of billions of ISK to join an alliance with a near-open recruitment policy is a sound idea. No, I'm not being scammed because I got kicked out and had to pay to get back in why do people think this is being scammed no I wanted to pay"
"The donations will carry on past a week you'll see"
"These donations from TEST members are totally genuine and I'm not being scammed after I said I would match any amount because"
"I need to win this war for my ideas to be correct"
"The Mittani has made his last mistake and the Goons will lose this war / all their space" "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
358
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 21:41:00 -
[686] - Quote
Weaselior wrote: triple posting is sort of my thing
a calling card, as it were
my posts are such gems that the people deserve as many as i can offer, each hand crafted and of the precise size the situation demands instead of three independent posts forcibly joined together to try to make my posts rarer
Darnit, why did I not come up with that 
Well played.
D.
 |

Genseric Tollaris
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
93
|
Posted - 2014.01.21 23:58:00 -
[687] - Quote
At this point it seems appropriate to accuse Gevlon of being a goon sockpuppet sent by mittens himself to test the loyalty of RvB by creating a fake enemy to threaten the poco's and draw out the marmites so they can be finally defeated and purged from high sec by framing them for the lag fest in HED so spacemonkeys alliance can finally fly their haulers in high sec free of molestation. A brilliant and cunning plan. |

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
829
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 00:04:00 -
[688] - Quote
Popcorn....... nom nom nom..... tears, isks, fun, more tears, rage, directors, pets, content and mining permits (see bio) ..... popcorn... nom nom nom. Boldly going where no high sec alliance has gone before..... 1,3T/month ? ...... nom nom nom...more tears, more popcorn.
Enjoy :) See you in a 2-3 months.....  YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
|

Saeger1737
Pod Repo
461
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 00:16:00 -
[689] - Quote
Tora Bushido wrote:Popcorn....... nom nom nom..... tears, isks, fun, more tears, rage, directors, pets, content and mining permits (see bio) ..... popcorn... nom nom nom. Boldly going where no high sec alliance has gone before..... 1,3T/month ? ...... nom nom nom...more tears, more popcorn. Enjoy :) See you in a 2-3 months.....  No wonder your fat, all you do is it eat popcorn and play video games. |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
287
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 01:55:00 -
[690] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.
Whats the bet that if RvB leaves the war all the POCOs will be taken in a week? As in billions of ISK.
Del
Let's drop the ally after the 2 weeks are up and expose gevlons plan for the utter rubbish that it is. We'll leave the war, and what will happen? ... Nothing... |

Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
78
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 02:07:00 -
[691] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:Del DelVechio wrote:When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.
Whats the bet that if RvB leaves the war all the POCOs will be taken in a week? As in billions of ISK.
Del Let's drop the ally after the 2 weeks are up and expose gevlons plan for the utter rubbish that it is. We'll leave the war, and what will happen? ... Nothing...
But the Marmites will miss us, we can't leave them alone in Jita with the lag and the horror of all those shuttles and pods cluttering up their overviews. Think of them, actually think of the brave pvp'rs who joined Gevlon's thing, we want them to learn skillz don't we? Actually they could just come visit us and have cookies and watch movies and tell scarey stories of ice mining and level 4 missions.
Besides I'm still waiting for my cruiser contract from TheMittani, for my revamped SRP, I'm sure they'll be delivered any moment...right? I am the girl your mother warned you about.-á
-á |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
114
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 02:18:00 -
[692] - Quote
Genseric Tollaris wrote:At this point it seems appropriate to accuse Gevlon of being a goon sockpuppet sent by mittens himself to test the loyalty of RvB by creating a fake enemy to threaten the poco's and draw out the marmites so they can be finally defeated and purged from high sec by framing them for the lag fest in HED so spacemonkeys alliance can finally fly their haulers in high sec free of molestation. A brilliant and cunning plan.
Pffff. Gevlon is *far* more clever than that. We all know he's filthy rich. (And by this I mean he's rich AND he's filthy. I mean come on, he's a goblin, goblins eat road-kill). Gevlon has spent the last 2 months stocking up on valuable PI commodities. He knew he didn't have an alliance backing him up, but he didn't need one - all he had to do was channel the grr-goon energies of highsec to form a warmachine that would do his every bidding! Now that the POCOs are being exploded left and right, PI production is hugely disrupted and prices have spiked.
This is just another market manipulation. With such a foolproof plan, he's laughing all the way to the bank! And no, he won't buy soap. |

Joan Greywind
No Swag Initiative
306
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 03:25:00 -
[693] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I'd rather not comment on the trolling/tears/madness of Goons and Lucas in the last 5 pages.
About POCOs: we have to recruit enough people to be able to shoot a POCO in reasonable speed (frigates don't cut it) and handle random RvB rabble in the same time. When that's done, we still won't be able to take POCOs, because the RvB will start forming purple fleets to protect the assets of their masters.
When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.
Alternatively, when N3 realizes that RvB is a CFC member and bans their members having alts in RvB, we waltz in an take the POCOs.
Not just the Goon ones.
I think I may set up a troll POCO empire around Jita with 0% tax for everyone.
... |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4410
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 04:32:00 -
[694] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:Usman Bello wrote:In other words you don't care about the well-being of your own pilots. I didn't say that at all, I said I don't care about them losing stuff while they were being dumb. Oh, they were dumb... Yeah, I guess it is kind of dumb showing up in highsec at all, when there are more than enough RvBeers around that can get themselves shoot instead of you. And then get fined by their own leadership, all for the honorable and good cause of defending the goon highsec income none the less.
You like grasping at straws don't you.
This user won the forums on 18/09/2013, then lost on 18/12/2013. |

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
566
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 06:01:00 -
[695] - Quote
Killed a few goons during our war. It was fun. They were polite. Would do it again. jack1974 > can still call me zeus :) if you want Danalee > Jack is more humble :) |

Davish Krail
65
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 06:39:00 -
[696] - Quote
When I grow up I want to be a hardass forum warrior like Leto Thule. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
372
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 10:43:00 -
[697] - Quote
Davish Krail wrote:When I grow up I want to be a hardass forum warrior like Leto Thule. It is good to have goals in life, I wouldn't set the bar so high as you do Mister Krail but to each his own.
Since we are talking about goals, from the op:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
I'm looking for a capable highsec PvP corp/alliance to take up the banner against Goonswarm. I want this group to form an open alliance, one that accepts any corp that has highsec PvP killboard history and not a Goon ally. Kick only inactives and awoxers, not corps you had quarrel over some Falcon. Note: alliance mates can't shoot each other in highsec like corpmates. This ragtag alliance will be at war with Goonswarm, forever.
All costs + paying for your effort is on me. If you take on this task and form this alliance, I pay you 1B every week as long as you keep up the war and don't abuse your executor power to exclude anyone from shooting Goons. If the alliance goes well and enough Goons die, we can expand our scope and wardec notable Goon pets (FA, RAZOR, Gents...).
I'd say, primary goal = 100% accomplished. Good job, mister Goblin! On to the secondary goals, a shortlist brought to you by the goons and their pets by popular request 
D.

|

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
53
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 11:41:00 -
[698] - Quote
Good to see we are getting more and more offers to help the alliance build up. Even an offer that seemed to good to be true, but he.... I don't mind some very GOOD support 
To all reading this, if you are smart you want to be with the first 300 players in the alliance. Trust me on that 
Only at page 35....... to bad no one cares about this whole thing.  |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
178
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 18:45:00 -
[699] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:Del DelVechio wrote:When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.
Whats the bet that if RvB leaves the war all the POCOs will be taken in a week? As in billions of ISK.
Del Let's drop the ally after the 2 weeks are up and expose gevlons plan for the utter rubbish that it is. We'll leave the war, and what will happen? ... Nothing...
I want him to put some of his "riches" on the line first. But so far he is ignoring the offer. Talk is cheap.
Class? Anyone? Anyone?
Del |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
288
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 21:04:00 -
[700] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Del DelVechio wrote:When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.
Whats the bet that if RvB leaves the war all the POCOs will be taken in a week? As in billions of ISK.
Del Let's drop the ally after the 2 weeks are up and expose gevlons plan for the utter rubbish that it is. We'll leave the war, and what will happen? ... Nothing... I want him to put some of his "riches" on the line first. But so far he is ignoring the offer. Talk is cheap. Class? Anyone? Anyone? Del
That's because it's a sucker bet and he knows it. |

Domineren
Black Aces Against ALL Authorities
1289
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 21:35:00 -
[701] - Quote
Saeger1737 wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:Popcorn....... nom nom nom..... tears, isks, fun, more tears, rage, directors, pets, content and mining permits (see bio) ..... popcorn... nom nom nom. Boldly going where no high sec alliance has gone before..... 1,3T/month ? ...... nom nom nom...more tears, more popcorn. Enjoy :) See you in a 2-3 months.....  No wonder your fat, all you do is it eat popcorn and play video games. I wish people would call me fat :( I'm 6 foot 3 and only weigh 157 pounds :( Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
I LOVE DODIXIE <3
|

Telemachus Rheade
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
35
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 22:12:00 -
[702] - Quote
Soooo, what must I do to get this Gevlon Goblin guy to pay Marmite to permadec RvB? I mean, clearly he's mad about RvB assisting goons cause of LOLz, pets, and/or conspiracy. Let's put some isk towards that endeavour! However, I guess Marmites would decline cause, well, killboards are too precious right? |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2454
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 22:31:00 -
[703] - Quote
Domineren wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:Popcorn....... nom nom nom..... tears, isks, fun, more tears, rage, directors, pets, content and mining permits (see bio) ..... popcorn... nom nom nom. Boldly going where no high sec alliance has gone before..... 1,3T/month ? ...... nom nom nom...more tears, more popcorn. Enjoy :) See you in a 2-3 months.....  No wonder your fat, all you do is it eat popcorn and play video games. I wish people would call me fat :( I'm 6 foot 3 and only weigh 157 pounds :( You're fat.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Khador Vess
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
166
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 22:51:00 -
[704] - Quote
Telemachus Rheade wrote:Soooo, what must I do to get this Gevlon Goblin guy to pay Marmite to permadec RvB? I mean, clearly he's mad about RvB assisting goons cause of LOLz, pets, and/or conspiracy. Let's put some isk towards that endeavour! However, I guess Marmites would decline cause, well, killboards are too precious right?
marmite are more interested in forum PvP it seems. I used to have a forum sig, but CCP SocksFour stole it.... |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
381
|
Posted - 2014.01.22 23:45:00 -
[705] - Quote
Khador Vess wrote: marmite are more interested in forum PvP it seems.
Don't you have better things to do, like camp the 4-4 undock looking for newbies to kill or something? Pfft, all those hisec wargamers are the same, only camping the 4-4 undock for easy kills... pathetic. 
D.
 |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
118
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 00:13:00 -
[706] - Quote
Khador Vess wrote:Telemachus Rheade wrote:Soooo, what must I do to get this Gevlon Goblin guy to pay Marmite to permadec RvB? I mean, clearly he's mad about RvB assisting goons cause of LOLz, pets, and/or conspiracy. Let's put some isk towards that endeavour! However, I guess Marmites would decline cause, well, killboards are too precious right? marmite are more interested in forum PvP it seems.
It's the precious, precious metagame! I troll harder than them, I win!!!11! That's how Mittens became so powerful right? |

Saeger1737
Pod Repo
466
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 01:01:00 -
[707] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Khador Vess wrote: marmite are more interested in forum PvP it seems.
Don't you have better things to do, like camp the 4-4 undock looking for newbies to kill or something? Pfft, all those hisec wargamers are the same, only camping the 4-4 undock for easy kills... pathetic.  D. 
The pot calling the kettle black? |

Joan Greywind
No Swag Initiative
307
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 03:20:00 -
[708] - Quote
Khador Vess wrote:Telemachus Rheade wrote:Soooo, what must I do to get this Gevlon Goblin guy to pay Marmite to permadec RvB? I mean, clearly he's mad about RvB assisting goons cause of LOLz, pets, and/or conspiracy. Let's put some isk towards that endeavour! However, I guess Marmites would decline cause, well, killboards are too precious right? marmite are more interested in forum PvP it seems.
Well my little wh corp is wardecced by marmite now, I guess some people take forum PvP too seriously. Well according to no purpose Gevlon's and marmites' logic that means I already won, because through my words on the forums a 150 alliance wardecced my 7 man corp. I mean think of the oppurtunity cost, the time spending killing me they could have killed 10 goons (I consider myself 10 times better than the average goon pilot).
Does that mean I am relevant now? |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
109
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 05:19:00 -
[709] - Quote
Telemachus Rheade wrote:Soooo, what must I do to get this Gevlon Goblin guy to pay Marmite to permadec RvB? I mean, clearly he's mad about RvB assisting goons cause of LOLz, pets, and/or conspiracy. Let's put some isk towards that endeavour! However, I guess Marmites would decline cause, well, killboards are too precious right? That costs nothing. Marmite is in war with 154 corps and alliances, so RvB can jump on any of the wars as allies and kick the ass of the bad Marmites. No payment is needed.
Del DelVechio wrote: I want him to put some of his "riches" on the line first. But so far he is ignoring the offer. Talk is cheap.
Yes, I totally want to give an "x up people for fleet, I'll split the winnings with you" money. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
119
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 05:27:00 -
[710] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Del DelVechio wrote: I want him to put some of his "riches" on the line first. But so far he is ignoring the offer. Talk is cheap.
Yes, I totally want to give an "x up people for fleet, I'll split the winnings with you" money.
I don't think you understood his bet...
edit: In fact, taking his bet *may* be your best chance at "winning". You are spending a very considerable sum to get marmite on your side, obviously this is worth spending money on. You take the bet, have RvB leaves the field, giving you a chance to destroy all the goons POCOs. Best case scenario you do destroy them, you *win* the bet and you score a victory vs the Goons. Worse case scenario... well you get to see if this is possible or not see? You lost the bet but now you can more on to something else.
(I'm hoping *I* understood the proposed bet, but I'm fairly confident I have) |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
109
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 06:32:00 -
[711] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote: You take the bet, have RvB leaves the field, giving you a chance to destroy all the goons POCOs.
But Goons show up to get paid from the bet.
Don't even try to claim that money doesn't flow between these entities.
So no thanks, I won't pay Goons to defend their POCOs. |

Telemachus Rheade
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
35
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 07:13:00 -
[712] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote: You take the bet, have RvB leaves the field, giving you a chance to destroy all the goons POCOs.
But Goons show up to get paid from the bet. Don't even try to claim that money doesn't flow between these entities. So no thanks, I won't pay Goons to defend their POCOs.
WOAH Goons pay RvB now?! Please send all future Goons > RvB payments to TELEMACHUS RHEADE, Mr. Mittens. I am the RvB Mining Director, and mining for isk is listed in my duties. I will make sure the isk gets to where it needs to go, promise!
(Please disregard my request if Gevlon Goblin is making things up, as usual) |

Khador Vess
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
166
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 07:34:00 -
[713] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Khador Vess wrote: marmite are more interested in forum PvP it seems.
Don't you have better things to do, like camp the 4-4 undock looking for newbies to kill or something? Pfft, all those hisec wargamers are the same, only camping the 4-4 undock for easy kills... pathetic.  D. 
Nah mate... I'll leave that for you guys and your idea of 'leet pvp'
Also something, something, something, pot, kettle, black... I used to have a forum sig, but CCP SocksFour stole it.... |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4414
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 07:41:00 -
[714] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: But Goons show up to get paid from the bet.
Don't even try to claim that money doesn't flow between these entities.
First it's 'Goons are obviously poor because Warr Akini ganks in T1 Catalysts' & now we're funding RVB. Which one is it Gevlon? This user won the forums on 18/09/2013, then lost on 18/12/2013. |

Khador Vess
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
166
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Posted - 2014.01.23 07:50:00 -
[715] - Quote
Telemachus Rheade wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote: You take the bet, have RvB leaves the field, giving you a chance to destroy all the goons POCOs.
But Goons show up to get paid from the bet. Don't even try to claim that money doesn't flow between these entities. So no thanks, I won't pay Goons to defend their POCOs. WOAH Goons pay RvB now?! Please send all future Goons > RvB payments to TELEMACHUS RHEADE, Mr. Mittens. I am the RvB Mining Director, and mining for isk is listed in my duties. I will make sure the isk gets to where it needs to go, promise! (Please disregard my request if Gevlon Goblin is making things up, as usual)
Shhh, we're not supposed to talk about the secret pact between Goons and RvB. We're not supposed to say that Mittens has promised all the directors a personal titan for showing up to their CTA's (I'm just the HR dude... I'll settle for a super thanks, i'm not greedy like SOME people i know... Mr I want all the titans Rheade)
"If people disregarded something that was said because Gevlon was making **** up then no-one would listen to him... oh wait... no one does listen to him... thats ok then." I used to have a forum sig, but CCP SocksFour stole it.... |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
382
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 08:19:00 -
[716] - Quote
Khador Vess wrote:Danalee wrote:Khador Vess wrote: marmite are more interested in forum PvP it seems.
Don't you have better things to do, like camp the 4-4 undock looking for newbies to kill or something? Pfft, all those hisec wargamers are the same, only camping the 4-4 undock for easy kills... pathetic.  D.  Nah mate... I'll leave that for you guys and your idea of 'leet pvp' Also something, something, something, pot, kettle, black...
Oooooh, touchy subject there  Tell you what, you show me a picture of an equally sized marmite fleet on that undock and I'll concede. Oh wait, said picture only exists in your head? Gotcha! Go back to camping Jitta 4-4 as your goon overlords command you to do 
D.

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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2455
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 08:23:00 -
[717] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Oooooh, touchy subject there  Tell you what, you show me a picture of an equally sized marmite fleet on that undock and I'll concede. Oh wait, said picture only exists in your head? Gotcha! Go back to camping Jitta 4-4 as your goon overlords command you to do  How did you manage to get "touchy subject" from that? Clearly he was taking the **** out of you for being a lemon. You really need to take the time to understand what's being written.
By the way, equally sized fleet in terms of numbers is probably impossible since Marmite is a tiny group. In terms or percentages though, I'd be willing to bet a larger percentage of Marmite players hand around on the undock. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Joan Greywind
No Swag Initiative
309
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 08:29:00 -
[718] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Khador Vess wrote:Danalee wrote:Khador Vess wrote: marmite are more interested in forum PvP it seems.
Don't you have better things to do, like camp the 4-4 undock looking for newbies to kill or something? Pfft, all those hisec wargamers are the same, only camping the 4-4 undock for easy kills... pathetic.  D.  Nah mate... I'll leave that for you guys and your idea of 'leet pvp' Also something, something, something, pot, kettle, black... Oooooh, touchy subject there  Tell you what, you show me a picture of an equally sized marmite fleet on that undock and I'll concede. Oh wait, said picture only exists in your head? Gotcha! Go back to camping Jitta 4-4 as your goon overlords command you to do  D. 
Wait the marmites campers are whinning about jita camping?
Have I been sucked into a parallel universe? |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
382
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 08:30:00 -
[719] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Danalee wrote:Oooooh, touchy subject there  Tell you what, you show me a picture of an equally sized marmite fleet on that undock and I'll concede. Oh wait, said picture only exists in your head? Gotcha! Go back to camping Jitta 4-4 as your goon overlords command you to do  How did you manage to get "touchy subject" from that? Clearly he was taking the **** out of you for being a lemon. You really need to take the time to understand what's being written. By the way, equally sized fleet in terms of numbers is probably impossible since Marmite is a tiny group. In terms or percentages though, I'd be willing to bet a larger percentage of Marmite players hand around on the undock.
Hi Lucas, missed me?
It is a touchy subject. Read their forums and chat. Since you are all one big happy family you should know such things. To you the same challenge, show us all and I'll concede... I'll even put a funny hat on or something.
Also, learn English please. Handing around on an undock?
D.
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Saeger1737
Pod Repo
467
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 08:36:00 -
[720] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Danalee wrote:Oooooh, touchy subject there  Tell you what, you show me a picture of an equally sized marmite fleet on that undock and I'll concede. Oh wait, said picture only exists in your head? Gotcha! Go back to camping Jitta 4-4 as your goon overlords command you to do  How did you manage to get "touchy subject" from that? Clearly he was taking the **** out of you for being a lemon. You really need to take the time to understand what's being written. By the way, equally sized fleet in terms of numbers is probably impossible since Marmite is a tiny group. In terms or percentages though, I'd be willing to bet a larger percentage of Marmite players hand around on the undock. Hi Lucas, missed me? It is a touchy subject. Read their forums and chat. Since you are all one big happy family you should know such things. To you the same challenge, show us all and I'll concede... I'll even put a funny hat on or something. Also, learn English please. Handing around on an undock? D. 
Got something for you Danny boy.... Remember the good ol'Times |

Khador Vess
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
168
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 08:37:00 -
[721] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Khador Vess wrote:Danalee wrote:Khador Vess wrote: marmite are more interested in forum PvP it seems.
Don't you have better things to do, like camp the 4-4 undock looking for newbies to kill or something? Pfft, all those hisec wargamers are the same, only camping the 4-4 undock for easy kills... pathetic.  D.  Nah mate... I'll leave that for you guys and your idea of 'leet pvp' Also something, something, something, pot, kettle, black... Oooooh, touchy subject there  Tell you what, you show me a picture of an equally sized marmite fleet on that undock and I'll concede. Oh wait, said picture only exists in your head? Gotcha! Go back to camping Jitta 4-4 as your goon overlords command you to do  D. 
I'm sorry but the delusion you requested can not be found... please try again later :)
How about i show you one of the same sized blobs that sits in uedama and runs when more than a handful of RvB'ers gets within 5 jumps... m'kay? I used to have a forum sig, but CCP SocksFour stole it.... |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2456
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Posted - 2014.01.23 08:44:00 -
[722] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Danalee wrote:Oooooh, touchy subject there  Tell you what, you show me a picture of an equally sized marmite fleet on that undock and I'll concede. Oh wait, said picture only exists in your head? Gotcha! Go back to camping Jitta 4-4 as your goon overlords command you to do  How did you manage to get "touchy subject" from that? Clearly he was taking the **** out of you for being a lemon. You really need to take the time to understand what's being written. By the way, equally sized fleet in terms of numbers is probably impossible since Marmite is a tiny group. In terms or percentages though, I'd be willing to bet a larger percentage of Marmite players hand around on the undock. Hi Lucas, missed me? It is a touchy subject. Read their forums and chat. Since you are all one big happy family you should know such things. To you the same challenge, show us all and I'll concede... I'll even put a funny hat on or something. Also, learn English please. Handing around on an undock? D. Not posting, I'll editSaeger, that was from when YOU were a marmite, indeed at that time there were 10-20 of us in Jita at any given time but we've grown, I suggest you do the same. Khador Vess: challenge accepted, show us the money! Yeah, edit times on this forum suck.
And no, I still don't see "touchy subject". Clearly you see something the rest of us don't. Probably because you are special.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
526
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Posted - 2014.01.23 09:09:00 -
[723] - Quote
*munches donuts and waits for the lock* Everything in EVE is a trap. And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
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General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
57
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 11:06:00 -
[724] - Quote
Joan Greywind wrote:Does that mean I am relevant now? I think it means, you should think before you speak 
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Springe
Bastelrunde EV People in Lousy Ships
1
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Posted - 2014.01.23 11:51:00 -
[725] - Quote
Khador Vess wrote:Danalee wrote:Khador Vess wrote:Danalee wrote:Khador Vess wrote: marmite are more interested in forum PvP it seems.
Don't you have better things to do, like camp the 4-4 undock looking for newbies to kill or something? Pfft, all those hisec wargamers are the same, only camping the 4-4 undock for easy kills... pathetic.  Nah mate... I'll leave that for you guys and your idea of 'leet pvp' Tell you what, you show me a picture of an equally sized marmite fleet on that undock and I'll concede. Oh wait, said picture only exists in your head? Gotcha! Go back to camping Jitta 4-4 as your goon overlords command you to do How about i show you one of the same sized blobs that sits in uedama and runs when more than a handful of RvB'ers gets within 5 jumps... m'kay?
So that happens when you try to PVP in hisec  |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
383
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 12:01:00 -
[726] - Quote
Springe wrote:So that happens when you try to PVP in hisec 
Why limit this to Hisec?
Blueballing your opponent was invented in null as far as EVE is conserned. All those cool lowsec gangs dock up if a bigger force comes to take them down. It's the rule rather than the exception.
It doesn't even have to be a bigger force pers+¬, during the war RVB dudes are referring to (a war we won by the way ), we had a small force in their home system, 100+ RVB guys just sat there docked, it happens.... Maybe the FC's weren't there, maybe other things took priority, maybe they wanted to blueball us, whatever. It happens. In Null, low and Hisec.
D.
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Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
120
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 14:02:00 -
[727] - Quote
Telemachus Rheade wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote: You take the bet, have RvB leaves the field, giving you a chance to destroy all the goons POCOs.
But Goons show up to get paid from the bet. Don't even try to claim that money doesn't flow between these entities. So no thanks, I won't pay Goons to defend their POCOs. WOAH Goons pay RvB now?! Please send all future Goons > RvB payments to TELEMACHUS RHEADE, Mr. Mittens. I am the RvB Mining Director, and mining for isk is listed in my duties. I will make sure the isk gets to where it needs to go, promise! (Please disregard my request if Gevlon Goblin is making things up, as usual)
Of course Mittens is paying us, how else could I possibly afford a T2 fit tormentor?
Seriously Gevlon, *if* POCOs are important to the goons, they won't need RvB money to motivate them to defend them... This doesn't make any sense.
And for the record, and because Gevlon may have a hard time picking up sarcasm, there is no money flow between the goons and us. |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
184
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 17:33:00 -
[728] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote: You take the bet, have RvB leaves the field, giving you a chance to destroy all the goons POCOs.
But Goons show up to get paid from the bet. Don't even try to claim that money doesn't flow between these entities. So no thanks, I won't pay Goons to defend their POCOs.
Nice try scammer. No money flows between Goons and RvB, but thats a nice way for you to cover your ass....My offer still stands. I give Chribba 30bn ISK, you give Chribba 30bn ISK. RvB leaves the war. In 7 days if all the Goon POCOs are down, he sends you my ISK. If, after 7 days, they aren't, he sends me your ISK. Its quite simple actually.....
Del
PS. I will even pay the fee..... |

Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
25
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 18:10:00 -
[729] - Quote
This silly wager of yours looks more like a ruse to get out of this war without loosing face. Are you already tired of acting as a goon pet?
Maybe you guys should make a wager on how many months RvB can continue to fight this permawar for the goons without loosing half their membership instead. |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
184
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 18:12:00 -
[730] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:This silly wager of yours looks more like a ruse to get out of this war without loosing face. Are you already tired of acting as a goon pet?
Maybe you guys should make a wager on how many months RvB can continue to fight this permawar for the goons without loosing half their membership instead.
Yes. RvB has long history of avoiding wars, especially ones we are "winning' by a wide margin. Clueless is as clueless posts.....
Del |

Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
25
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 18:31:00 -
[731] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:Usman Bello wrote:This silly wager of yours looks more like a ruse to get out of this war without loosing face. Are you already tired of acting as a goon pet?
Maybe you guys should make a wager on how many months RvB can continue to fight this permawar for the goons without loosing half their membership instead. Yes. RvB has long history of avoiding wars, especially ones we are "winning' by a wide margin. Clueless is as clueless posts..... Del
Stomping smaller alliances I guess...
As for avoiding wars just look at your current situation: You became a goon lackey to avoid a war with the goons. What gives? |

Edmark I
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
20
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Posted - 2014.01.23 19:28:00 -
[732] - Quote
So guys hows the war going? I'm a little out of touch since I never go to highsec. Are we broke, dead, defeated or whatever the metric for victory is yet? |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2562
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 19:33:00 -
[733] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote: You take the bet, have RvB leaves the field, giving you a chance to destroy all the goons POCOs.
But Goons show up to get paid from the bet. Don't even try to claim that money doesn't flow between these entities. So no thanks, I won't pay Goons to defend their POCOs. Nice try scammer. No money flows between Goons and RvB, but thats a nice way for you to cover your ass....My offer still stands. I give Chribba 30bn ISK, you give Chribba 30bn ISK. RvB leaves the war. In 7 days if all the Goon POCOs are down, he sends you my ISK. If, after 7 days, they aren't, he sends me your ISK. Its quite simple actually..... Del PS. I will even pay the fee.....
Please make this happen. Nothing would make me eve-happier than Gevlon handing over 10's of billions (again) because he can't understand why it's a bad idea, even after having it explained to him in very simple terms. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2562
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 19:35:00 -
[734] - Quote
Edmark I wrote:So guys hows the war going? I'm a little out of touch since I never go to highsec. Are we broke, dead, defeated or whatever the metric for victory is yet? We totes would be dead and sobbing in our cheerios but RvB exists as Schroedinger's ally, where Gevlon claims they're both a pet under the threat of death and also only an ally because we're paying them to be.
Any attempt to ascertain which is apparently impossible because reasons, but he's clear his plan is winning and we're going to all fall apart and fail any moment now. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2562
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 19:36:00 -
[735] - Quote
If this all strikes you as somewhat convenient post-hoc weasel worded logic, then you really shouldn't be surprised.
Remember TEST are invincible because of their donations board they use every day and is valued by all members. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
120
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 22:16:00 -
[736] - Quote
If Gevlon was smart he would take the bet, even if he expects to lose, to give him and his lemmings a chance of blowing up at least one poco.... |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
184
|
Posted - 2014.01.23 22:19:00 -
[737] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:If Gevlon was smart he would take the bet, even if he expects to lose, to give him and his lemmings a chance of blowing up at least one poco....
The random "victory metric" meter hasn't spit out the latest objective of the war yet. Have to polish the Magic 8 ball first....
Del |

Sol epoch
The Death Stalkers The Marmite Collective
36
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Posted - 2014.01.23 22:39:00 -
[738] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote:If Gevlon was smart he would take the bet, even if he expects to lose, to give him and his lemmings a chance of blowing up at least one poco.... The random "victory metric" meter hasn't spit out the latest objective of the war yet. Have to polish the Magic 8 ball first.... Del
Goons seem so worried from being blindsided lol
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Renegade Heart
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs Mordus Angels
107
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Posted - 2014.01.24 13:43:00 -
[739] - Quote
Goons weren't bothered about me blowing up rookie ships on the Jita undock so I went to null to shoot them and their pets 
I had fun so far. I hope Lemmings and Goons are still having fun too I would love to see more of Lemmings stuff in null! |

Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
25
|
Posted - 2014.01.24 15:43:00 -
[740] - Quote
The recent 700m pod kill made me laugh. Has the poor chap already handed over the same amount in fines to his RvB leadership? It would be quite a shame, if he would lose his privilege to explode so that goonies can continue to line their pockets.   |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
290
|
Posted - 2014.01.24 16:07:00 -
[741] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:The recent 700m pod kill made me laugh. Has the poor chap already handed over the same amount in fines to his RvB leadership? It would be quite a shame, if he would lose his privilege to explode so that goonies can continue to line their pockets.  
If it was in jita, and didn't happen as part of a wartarget fleet he will need to, yes. I call it a tax on the stupid and the illiterate. It quite clearly says in our welcome mail, corp bulletins, all our in game channels' MOTDs, and forums that no one should go to jita and feed the campers. Its a very effective rule. We've probably lost a few people because of it but we've lost a lot fewer than if the never ending stream of facepalming pod losses we used to incur before it was still going on.
Edit: credit where it is due, the jita campers are very good at killing expensive pods. Keeping people from going to jita (there's no need to since you can remote buy and remote courrier contract straight from the RvB HQs without even undocking) is the most effective way we have to fight back against the station huggers, it sounds cold but its simple calculations really. Some people take it as a lesson in eve and become better RvBers for it. The ones that leave in a rage because of it, well... good riddence. |

Usman Bello
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
28
|
Posted - 2014.01.24 16:37:00 -
[742] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:Usman Bello wrote:The recent 700m pod kill made me laugh. Has the poor chap already handed over the same amount in fines to his RvB leadership? It would be quite a shame, if he would lose his privilege to explode so that goonies can continue to line their pockets.   If it was in jita, and didn't happen as part of a wartarget fleet he will need to, yes. I call it a tax on the stupid and the illiterate. It quite clearly says in our welcome mail, corp bulletins, all our in game channels' MOTDs, and forums that no one should go to jita and feed the campers. Its a very effective rule. We've probably lost a few people because of it but we've lost a lot fewer than if the never ending stream of facepalming pod losses we used to incur before it was still going on. Edit: credit where it is due, the jita campers are very good at killing expensive pods. Keeping people from going to jita (there's no need to since you can remote buy and remote courrier contract straight from the RvB HQs without even undocking) is the most effective way we have to fight back against the station huggers, it sounds cold but its simple calculations really. Some people take it as a lesson in eve and become better RvBers for it. The ones that leave in a rage because of it, well... good riddence. Personally I find it overly harsh. Getting podded and losing so dearly should teach them enough already. But if you think it is in an effective way to manipulate killboards in your favor, who am I to question this?
In the end if he wants to risk such amounts on implants and most likely has the ISKs to afford it, it's his own cup of tea. Calling your own pilots stupid and illiterate makes you sound like the goons btw. I would rather hear you pledge to avenge his death!  |

Davish Krail
65
|
Posted - 2014.01.24 16:57:00 -
[743] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Goons weren't bothered about me blowing up rookie ships on the Jita undock so I went to null to shoot them and their pets  I had fun so far. I hope Lemmings and Goons are still having fun too  I would love to see more of Lemmings stuff in null!
Mordus Angels is pretty terrible though, but if you find it fun then :shrug:
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Domineren
Black Aces Against ALL Authorities
1293
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Posted - 2014.01.24 17:25:00 -
[744] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:Usman Bello wrote:The recent 700m pod kill made me laugh. Has the poor chap already handed over the same amount in fines to his RvB leadership? It would be quite a shame, if he would lose his privilege to explode so that goonies can continue to line their pockets.   If it was in jita, and didn't happen as part of a wartarget fleet he will need to, yes. I call it a tax on the stupid and the illiterate. It quite clearly says in our welcome mail, corp bulletins, all our in game channels' MOTDs, and forums that no one should go to jita and feed the campers. Its a very effective rule. We've probably lost a few people because of it but we've lost a lot fewer than if the never ending stream of facepalming pod losses we used to incur before it was still going on. Edit: credit where it is due, the jita campers are very good at killing expensive pods. Keeping people from going to jita (there's no need to since you can remote buy and remote courrier contract straight from the RvB HQs without even undocking) is the most effective way we have to fight back against the station huggers, it sounds cold but its simple calculations really. Some people take it as a lesson in eve and become better RvBers for it. The ones that leave in a rage because of it, well... good riddence. +1 i like that policy Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
I LOVE DODIXIE <3
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Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
120
|
Posted - 2014.01.24 21:36:00 -
[745] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Usman Bello wrote:The recent 700m pod kill made me laugh. Has the poor chap already handed over the same amount in fines to his RvB leadership? It would be quite a shame, if he would lose his privilege to explode so that goonies can continue to line their pockets.   If it was in jita, and didn't happen as part of a wartarget fleet he will need to, yes. I call it a tax on the stupid and the illiterate. It quite clearly says in our welcome mail, corp bulletins, all our in game channels' MOTDs, and forums that no one should go to jita and feed the campers. Its a very effective rule. We've probably lost a few people because of it but we've lost a lot fewer than if the never ending stream of facepalming pod losses we used to incur before it was still going on. Edit: credit where it is due, the jita campers are very good at killing expensive pods. Keeping people from going to jita (there's no need to since you can remote buy and remote courrier contract straight from the RvB HQs without even undocking) is the most effective way we have to fight back against the station huggers, it sounds cold but its simple calculations really. Some people take it as a lesson in eve and become better RvBers for it. The ones that leave in a rage because of it, well... good riddence. Personally I find it overly harsh. Getting podded and losing so dearly should teach them enough already. But if you think it is in an effective way to manipulate killboards in your favor, who am I to question this? In the end if he wants to risk such amounts on implants and most likely has the ISKs to afford it, it's his own cup of tea. Calling your own pilots stupid and illiterate makes you sound like a goon meanie btw. I would rather hear you pledge to avenge his death! 
We already did. A marmite neutral booster, ship+pod almost a bil, and about 50 gallons of tears on top of it. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
57
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Posted - 2014.01.25 01:07:00 -
[746] - Quote
We had some nice expensive rvb pods the last few days .... in Jita. 650M+ etc haha.... seems someone is getting a fine ? |

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
570
|
Posted - 2014.01.25 01:16:00 -
[747] - Quote
"You cannot go shopping because you could die. Since you died you now owe us money"
In a way I agree with making money off the dumbs and reinforcing what you want as a leadership but I also have to disagree. No matter how many mails you send out or forums posts you sticky the majority of eve players will never notice/read them. In the end your wartargets will see it as another "win" because you are acknowledging their efforts. Not only are you giving them kills but you are reinforcing their motive with positive reinforcement that they are causing tears.
I learned a lot from our perma dec on Ivy League(lasted 1 year) and how a small group could terrorize the large. In the grand scheme of things our war never threatened their survival but more along the lines of "internal morale." At first Uni members were punished when they died to us but their leadership evolved. They realized that everyone has their own motive to play eve and that you can only scold someone so much before you lose their "following."
RvB/goons fit into this story a lot differently just because they are more pvp based. I feel you would have more of a positive response if you rewarded members for getting a "final blow" instead of punishing them for "receiving" one. Your opponents will stop receiving positive reinforcement for killing you and their since of accomplishment will dwindle knowing that their effort will never be mentioned.
I have a quote for everyone here involved:
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees
Who here is looking like the biggest *****? Instead of scolding the dumb people, that will always be dumb, why don't you honor the ones that actually fought? Make it aware to everyone how your enemy functions so they know what to expect. It took Ivy league 8 months to wake up and be positive about their "war deccing experience."
Fleets when they scolded people for dying: vexors, blackbirds, mallers Fleets when they rewarded the killers: Proteus's, guardians, damnations, ahacs
What am I trying to do here? Get fights going :) jack1974 > can still call me zeus :) if you want Danalee > Jack is more humble :) |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
290
|
Posted - 2014.01.25 02:31:00 -
[748] - Quote
Zeus Maximo wrote:"You cannot go shopping because you could die. Since you died you now owe us money"
In a way I agree with making money off the dumbs and reinforcing what you want as a leadership but I also have to disagree. No matter how many mails you send out or forums posts you sticky the majority of eve players will never notice/read them. In the end your wartargets will see it as another "win" because you are acknowledging their efforts. Not only are you giving them kills but you are reinforcing their motive with positive reinforcement that they are causing tears.
I learned a lot from our perma dec on Ivy League(lasted 1 year) and how a small group could terrorize the large. In the grand scheme of things our war never threatened their survival but more along the lines of "internal morale." At first Uni members were punished when they died to us but their leadership evolved. They realized that everyone has their own motive to play eve and that you can only scold someone so much before you lose their "following."
RvB/goons fit into this story a lot differently just because they are more pvp based. I feel you would have more of a positive response if you rewarded members for getting a "final blow" instead of punishing them for "receiving" one. Your opponents will stop receiving positive reinforcement for killing you and their since of accomplishment will dwindle knowing that their effort will never be mentioned.
I have a quote for everyone here involved:
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees
Who here is looking like the biggest *****? Instead of scolding the dumb people, that will always be dumb, why don't you honor the ones that actually fought? Make it aware to everyone how your enemy functions so they know what to expect. It took Ivy league 8 months to wake up and be positive about their "war deccing experience."
Fleets when they scolded people for dying: vexors, blackbirds, mallers Fleets when they rewarded the killers: Proteus's, guardians, damnations, ahacs
What am I trying to do here? Get fights going :)
I get where you're coming from. I used to think like that too. But then I realized that since our recruitment process consists of simply hitting accept on any app that comes in we have to do more hand holding than most. Trust me I've been in RvB for years, I've been there when we didn't have a policy against going to Jita and I've seen how much of a difference the Jita rule has made.
As for expecting people to read, well I get that not everyone is into forums but if you can't see the giant glowing "don't go to Jita or you'll be fined" text in literally all our in game channels well... Then I don't think you should play eve at all, never mind try to pvp.
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Saeger1737
Pod Repo Path of Destruction.
472
|
Posted - 2014.01.25 03:09:00 -
[749] - Quote
Stop typing start fighting, stop the teary eye drama filled book starting page length posts of e-peen and get it over already. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
58
|
Posted - 2014.01.25 13:41:00 -
[750] - Quote
Saeger1737 wrote:Stop typing start fighting, stop the teary eye drama filled book starting page length posts of e-peen and get it over already. Since you like fights so much, why don't you just join Darwins Lemmings and kill the evil Goonies, rvb, etc 
|

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2363
|
Posted - 2014.01.25 15:51:00 -
[751] - Quote
is it dead yet? |

Saeger1737
Pod Repo Path of Destruction.
473
|
Posted - 2014.01.25 15:57:00 -
[752] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Stop typing start fighting, stop the teary eye drama filled book starting page length posts of e-peen and get it over already. Since you like fights so much, why don't you just join Darwins Lemmings and kill the evil Goonies, rvb, etc  Could kill you, if you keep making suggestions. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
61
|
Posted - 2014.01.25 17:43:00 -
[753] - Quote
I suggest you jump of a big station....  |

Renegade Heart
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs Mordus Angels
110
|
Posted - 2014.01.25 17:44:00 -
[754] - Quote
Davish Krail wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:Goons weren't bothered about me blowing up rookie ships on the Jita undock so I went to null to shoot them and their pets  I had fun so far. I hope Lemmings and Goons are still having fun too  I would love to see more of Lemmings stuff in null! Mordus Angels is pretty terrible though, but if you find it fun then :shrug:
GJ on criticising a pvp corp on your forum alt otherwise we might come and show you just how terrible we are  |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2363
|
Posted - 2014.01.26 00:53:00 -
[755] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:GJ on criticising a pvp corp on your forum alt otherwise we might come and show you just how terrible we are 
The only PvP corp in highsec that matters is RvB (as they provide content for all areas of space); every other group is just a collective of risk averse, wanna-be griefers that are reduced to preying on relatively new players that don't actually understand how to fight back.
Red Fed #1. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
61
|
Posted - 2014.01.26 01:11:00 -
[756] - Quote
Well the only alliance that matters in 0.0 is euhh euhhh euhhhhh..welll euhhh..... let me sleep about that a night, as I cant think of one. Any alliance called 'Point-F1-Assist' ? |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2363
|
Posted - 2014.01.26 02:42:00 -
[757] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Well the only alliance that matters in 0.0
I don't know of any either.
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General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
61
|
Posted - 2014.01.26 15:01:00 -
[758] - Quote
hehe...yeh good point  |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
111
|
Posted - 2014.01.26 19:42:00 -
[759] - Quote
Look what the wind blew in: http://evenews24.com/2014/01/26/leaks-cfc-blows-the-whislle-on-the-provi-bloc/
It seems The Mittani thinks that there are no "good fights" in this war. If you are shooting Goons, you are with N3 and you'll be treated accordingly. I guess it goes the other way too: if you are helping Goons, you are with Goons. |

Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
13599
|
Posted - 2014.01.26 19:55:00 -
[760] - Quote
Congratulations on slowly and painfully working out the blindingly obvious.
1 Kings 12:11
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Joan Greywind
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
310
|
Posted - 2014.01.26 20:46:00 -
[761] - Quote
Malcanis wrote:Congratulations on slowly and painfully working out the blindingly obvious.
omggg noooooo, now we are going to hear how a csm member posted here and another "win" for gevlon, because even if it's making fun of him, that is still a "win" in his warped universe.
I know one thing, whatever gevlon posts, we (the eve community) lose . |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
63
|
Posted - 2014.01.26 21:02:00 -
[762] - Quote
A CSM posted here..... Lemmings FTW !  |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
400
|
Posted - 2014.01.26 21:41:00 -
[763] - Quote
DO YOU ALL NEED A ******* TUTORIAL ON HOW TO REMOTE BUY?
D.
 |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
63
|
Posted - 2014.01.26 23:54:00 -
[764] - Quote
Good to see more and more skilled players join.... That's what you get for making enemies, Goonies 
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Darwins_lemmings and about 20+ joining tomorrow..... (24h waiting period)
Already 16B isk damage done in the first two weeks..... what after 1 month, 1 year......
Already having RvB guys joining us who had enough of purple, avoid Jita, paying for ships, no podding bear stuff, fines, etc....
If you think we are on the right track and wish to support us, contact me. Ships and ammo are always welcome for the guys joining..... Isks will help too, but ships and ammo is prio 1.
Been in TEST before and want to join in, send in an application. We also accept corps in the alliance with at least 5+ players.
All you need to defeat an enemy, is to have a vision and the energy to go where needed.....
Darwins Lemmings.... going places. o/ |

Chocolate Cherry Cake
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
1
|
Posted - 2014.01.26 23:56:00 -
[765] - Quote
Yes you are absolutely right..... Already spoken to a number of people who agree with you and will probably join you soon.  |

Edmark I
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
22
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 06:03:00 -
[766] - Quote
So we took another system from N3 in Scalding Pass tonight, hows this whole highsec thing going? Is our back broken yet? |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
12
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 06:23:00 -
[767] - Quote
I actually asked gevlon a question on his blog: since he is making 0 real impact on goons and no pocos are destroyed, isn't this project a failure? Of course it didn't made past his selective moderation... Good show, really. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
64
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 11:51:00 -
[768] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:I actually asked gevlon a question on his blog: since he is making 0 real impact on goons and no pocos are destroyed, isn't this project a failure? Of course it didn't made past his selective moderation... Good show, really. Your brain is a failure for not reading the information given to you in blogs and forum posts. Patience, my young padawan.
|

Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
530
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 11:53:00 -
[769] - Quote
........
My god that chin.
DAT CHIN.
 Everything in EVE is a trap. And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2562
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 14:50:00 -
[770] - Quote
It's amusing that Lemmings / Gevlon actually believe their own narrative, that RvB would in some way drop out of their ISK-printing agreement because they get more people to shoot for free.
I can understand Gevlon thinking this, because he fundamentally can't distinguish real people from perfect-actors in his mental fantasies of how people would act. But Marmite alts? Surely you guys know having more people to shoot when you're a highsec outfit is a win-win scenario.
It's cute to watch Gevlon's blogs get ever more frustrated by it - this week he claims (JUST ASKING QUESTIONS LOL) we're paying RvB in RMT money to do this for us.
Predictions on when he'll call it off and blame someone else? "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
14
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 16:25:00 -
[771] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:I actually asked gevlon a question on his blog: since he is making 0 real impact on goons and no pocos are destroyed, isn't this project a failure? Of course it didn't made past his selective moderation... Good show, really. Your brain is failing for not reading the information given to you in blogs and forum posts. Patience, my young padawan. You are like a guy having sex for the first time. Asking himself was this it, when he has much more time to come ?
Why should I wait since you already failed? Gevlon didn't achieve what he was aiming for. You haven't damaged goons in any meaningful way so far. What is there to wait for? You failing for another month? Well, that one is actually entertaining, given how gevlon tries to show it as a victory and ends up being a moron as usual. "Look how we whored some dread kms, by doing 0 damage! Look how we didn't manage to destroy a single poco! We sure showed them who rules hisec." |

Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
4
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 16:53:00 -
[772] - Quote
Edmark I wrote:So we took another system from N3 in Scalding Pass tonight, hows this whole highsec thing going? Is our back broken yet? Looking at the war report, it looks like Spergtacus and his rebellion is giving you a bloody nose my dear Goony.
Go Lemmings Go!! 
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Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
186
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 17:13:00 -
[773] - Quote
How about the POCOs? How many of those have changed hands yet? |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
402
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 17:20:00 -
[774] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:How about the POCOs? How many of those have changed hands yet?
Allow me to answer this question: READ THE THREAD.
Also, How about the slave pods , members changing side and higher ups raging at you ?
D.
 |

Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
5
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 17:26:00 -
[775] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:How about the POCOs? How many of those have changed hands yet? Honor where honor is due! You have been a good pet and protected them quite fiersly. GJ |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
186
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 17:28:00 -
[776] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Del DelVechio wrote:How about the POCOs? How many of those have changed hands yet? Allow me to answer this question: READ THE THREAD. Also, How about the slave pods  , members changing side  and higher ups raging at you  ? D. 
1. I did read the thread, and I am pretty sure POCOs are in there somewhere...
2. RvB has idiots too who lose pods, its a fact of life....
3. People come and go from RvB all the time. If they want to join the lunatic squad its all good....
4. I am the highest of the higher ups...and no one does any raging...we aren't that serious....
If the OP wants to become a Marmite pet he should have just joined your Alliance and saved the drama...but I guess attention whores can't do that.
Del |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
303
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 17:45:00 -
[777] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote: 2. RvB has idiots too who lose pods, its a fact of life....
Its worth pointing out that sometimes, pods get killed no matter how skilled/unskilled the pilot may be. Lag spikes can be a *****... Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
402
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 17:48:00 -
[778] - Quote
1. I did read the thread, and I am pretty sure POCOs are in there somewhere... Read better, maybe and your question will be answered... It's really there.
2. RvB has idiots too who lose pods, its a fact of life.... Agreed.
3. People come and go from RvB all the time. If they want to join the lunatic squad its all good.... When they joined your lunatic squad, I used to be happy... Not so much now.
4. I am the highest of the higher ups...and no one does any raging...we aren't that serious.... Nono, all caps rage posts are in jest and fines for dying is a funny joke you play on your members... 
If the OP wants to become a Marmite pet he should have just joined your Alliance and saved the drama...but I guess attention whores can't do that. If everyone who pays Marmites to kill bad nullbears was our pet, we'd be bigger than the CFC.
D.

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Meilandra Vanderganken
Aliastra Gallente Federation
71
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 17:54:00 -
[779] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Del DelVechio wrote: 2. RvB has idiots too who lose pods, its a fact of life....
Its worth pointing out that sometimes, pods get killed no matter how skilled/unskilled the pilot may be. Lag spikes can be a *****... I wouldn't want to have my ship explode at the jita undock no...
But I recently lost a pod on one of my alts in a simple asteroid belt with just 2 ships on grid. The warp had already started client side but apparently not serverside as just as I started moving, I was back dead in the water again and got sploded. |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
186
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 18:41:00 -
[780] - Quote
"When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week."
I found it, thanks.
Del |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2564
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 19:32:00 -
[781] - Quote
Aye.
Because we totally called him blaming someone else, he's instead trying a tact of "It will be soon" and just hoping people lose interest and don't notice him standing off to one side with egg on his face .. I lost count but it must be the 15th time or something.
Also if you somehoe missed the news, we're currently fielding dreads, supers and titans that we're apparently too poor to use as we speak.
ALSO BOMBERS WITH BOMBS LOL HOW MAD IS THAT.
Chopping off another Gevlon narrative trope~~ "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2564
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 19:38:00 -
[782] - Quote
Also, number of times a GSF POCO has been saved from the clutches of Gevlon by a 'purple fleet' : 0 "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2564
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 19:39:00 -
[783] - Quote
I know you're all pretty risk averse when it comes to leaving a docking radius, but I have no idea why you're all claiming it's so impossible and grrrr when you haven't even tried.
Here in Goonswarm we believe in no not believing in yourself.
You should give it a try~ "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

X ATM092
Clan Shadow Wolf Fatal Ascension
259
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 19:40:00 -
[784] - Quote
I'm still waiting for EVE to rise up against Mittani's "nice region, we'll have it" attitude and destroy the overlords as explained in the sci-fi fantasy "The Mittani's Last Mistake".
There has always been some pretty incredible moving of goalposts by Gevlon. Suddenly POCOs are no longer relevant in this POCO bashing operation and instead it's just a very generic Marmite Jita camping wardec for hire. Not that Marmite can't get results, I'm sure they're good at what they do, but this doesn't really involve Gevlon, or POCOs, or his wild blog predictions at all. This is just another Marmite wardec. |

Johan March
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
73
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 20:42:00 -
[785] - Quote
This thread is comedy gold. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
402
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 20:49:00 -
[786] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote: Also if you somehoe missed the news, we're currently fielding dreads, supers and titans that we're apparently too poor to use as we speak.
ALSO BOMBERS WITH BOMBS LOL HOW MAD IS THAT.
All shitposting aside, props where props are due. We are following the fight and are very impressed. The total worth of those things slugging it out in that slideshow over there... Staggering!  
We try to do our bit but must admit that we can't even dream of bringing that force to bear. (Nor sitting there for hours waiting for cycles and stuff, but that's a whole nother story)
May the best man/troll win!
D.

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Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
189
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 21:15:00 -
[787] - Quote
X ATM092 wrote:I'm still waiting for EVE to rise up against Mittani's "nice region, we'll have it" attitude and destroy the overlords as explained in the sci-fi fantasy "The Mittani's Last Mistake".
There has always been some pretty incredible moving of goalposts by Gevlon. Suddenly POCOs are no longer relevant in this POCO bashing operation and instead it's just a very generic Marmite Jita camping wardec for hire. Not that Marmite can't get results, I'm sure they're good at what they do, but this doesn't really involve Gevlon, or POCOs, or his wild blog predictions at all. This is just another Marmite wardec.
Amen.... |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
294
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 21:39:00 -
[788] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Del DelVechio wrote:How about the POCOs? How many of those have changed hands yet? Honor where honor is due! You have been a good pet and protected them quite fiercely so far. GJ
Have we? I'm pretty sure not a single goon/RvB poco has been reinforced yet.... Or are you saying that our mere involvement has you running so scared you can't even shoot a goon poco anymore?
This is simply marmite getting Gevlon to pay for their normal operations, it's actually pretty awesome, I like marmite (I really do) |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4445
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 21:42:00 -
[789] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:I know you're all pretty risk averse when it comes to leaving a docking radius, but I have no idea why you're all claiming it's so impossible and grrrr when you haven't even tried.
Here in Goonswarm we believe in no not believing in yourself.
You should give it a try~
Funny you meaning the docking radius. I popped in to Jita the other day because I needed some implants for the 4 new ganking dudes I made. Roughly 2 dozen war targets in system, all docked. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4445
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 21:45:00 -
[790] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:"When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week."
I found it, thanks.
Del
Gevlon mentioned in one of his crimes against literature that he needs enough people to reinforce POCO's in a 'reasonable' amount of time. I'm not sure what he means by that, but he could simply use Oracle or Pulse/Sentry Domi's & AFK them down. No one would respond because we only care about timers. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
66
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 21:54:00 -
[791] - Quote
I think Goonies should pay more attention to their BIG losses the last weeks, then this forum post. You are still trying way to hard, to not care  |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4447
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 22:09:00 -
[792] - Quote
I deeply care about Gevlons ability to sperg about how he's going to bring us down, again. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal |

admiral root
Red Galaxy Disband.
738
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 22:17:00 -
[793] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:I deeply care about Gevlons ability to sperg about how he's going to bring us down, again.
Don't you mess with Gevlon, pal. He's a master strategist that saved Fountain from you ebil goonies after your glorious leader made his last mistake.  No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2564
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 22:48:00 -
[794] - Quote
admiral root wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:I deeply care about Gevlons ability to sperg about how he's going to bring us down, again. Don't you mess with Gevlon, pal. He's a master strategist that saved Fountain from you ebil goonies after your glorious leader made his last mistake. 
Was his last mistake trapping and killing 20+ hostile Titans, or is this some new terrible mistake he's made? Because boy will he be embarrassed if he's added up the opportunity cost wrong on this one. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

admiral root
Red Galaxy Disband.
738
|
Posted - 2014.01.27 23:55:00 -
[795] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Was his last mistake trapping and killing 20+ hostile Titans, or is this some new terrible mistake he's made? Because boy will he be embarrassed if he's added up the opportunity cost wrong on this one.
Those titans were only there because Gevlon is pulling all our strings, also he was Machiavelli's teacher. No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
15
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 06:25:00 -
[796] - Quote
After reading today's entertaining post from goblin, I got lost. Rvb were rmt'ing goon pets, when now it seems they are n3 pets. And lemmings totally didn't fail - the numbers say so! You can see all those burning pocos everywhere. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2460
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 08:20:00 -
[797] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:After reading today's entertaining post from goblin, I got lost. Rvb were rmt'ing goon pets, when now it seems they are n3 pets. And lemmings totally didn't fail - the numbers say so! You can see all those burning pocos everywhere. Indeed, he's seriously delusional about the whole relationship between RvB and N3. Like N3 are going to turn around and threaten RvB for conducting their own high sec business. And he says it with such conviction too. He seems to think it's inevitable that N3 will turn around and demand RvB stop it. The good thing is though, while they are all still off down that wrong path, there's no chance they will stumble onto a solution that's actually damaging in some way. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
67
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 11:22:00 -
[798] - Quote
So, while pretty much every goon in New Eden was indisposed kicking the everliving **** out of PL NC. and whoever the **** else was on grid in B-R in the last 24 hours, did you guys manage to get a run on any of our precious hisec POCOs?
|

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
404
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 11:38:00 -
[799] - Quote
Haha ^^ I don't know for lemmings, but we were too busy titan-killmailwhoring 
D.
 |

admiral root
Red Galaxy Disband.
741
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 13:43:00 -
[800] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Haha ^^ I don't know for lemmings, but we were too busy titan-killmailwhoring 
So even when the Goons are safely distracted elsewhere, you're still too incompetent / chicken to take out their highsec customs offices?  No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
404
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Posted - 2014.01.28 13:47:00 -
[801] - Quote
admiral root wrote:Danalee wrote:Haha ^^ I don't know for lemmings, but we were too busy titan-killmailwhoring  So even when the Goons are safely distracted elsewhere, you're still too incompetent / chicken to take out their highsec customs offices? 
We fear no goon. We slaughter them by the trillions. (They have to take it out on PL in some slideshow ) Also, remember, planning on lemmings taking all poco's is in this thread and RVB is protecting goons so... Patience, young padawan.
D.
 |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
121
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 13:50:00 -
[802] - Quote
Hell, even some of RvB was over there whoring on titan killmails! :D Still no POCOs attacked (that I know of).
I read Gevlon's post. I think he's right that RvB has to remain neutral. But what he fails to realize is that the RvBee agreement barely threatens this neutrality, and that on a strategic scale those high sec POCOs have almost no influence whatsoever. So the N3 intervention he dreams about won't happen...
... that being said, after yesterday's astounding battle, maybe we are *all* going to be goon pets soon  |

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2368
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 16:21:00 -
[803] - Quote
I remember the innocent highsec days when I thought ISK lost actually mattered, it was a much simpler time; couldn't have possibly imagined back in those days that trillions of isk in Titan losses could be mitigated by rental income and a few auctioned Alliance Tournament ships. |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
191
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 16:24:00 -
[804] - Quote
Xolve wrote:I remember the innocent highsec days when I thought ISK lost actually mattered, it was a much simpler time; couldn't have possibly imagined back in those days that trillions of isk in Titan losses could be mitigated by rental income and a few auctioned Alliance Tournament ships.
DEATH TO ALL MERLINS!!!! |

Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
11
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 16:26:00 -
[805] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:Gevlon mentioned in one of his crimes against literature that he needs enough people to reinforce POCO's in a 'reasonable' amount of time. Kind of funny how you try to bait them with the POCO argument; clearly a longterm goal. You would love to swoop them out with a large fleet given the chance, wouldn't you? 
Considering the damage they have done and the fast growth they have achieved in only two weeks I would be worried too, if I were you. Even if it were only for exposing the unholy alliance between RvB and the Goonswarm, I would say they have been pretty successful so far.
Good luck to the Lemmings and to Spergtacus, your cause is a just one!
|

Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
11
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 16:27:00 -
[806] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:... that being said, after yesterday's astounding battle, maybe we are *all* going to be goon pets soon  Wise words Louis, might be a good time to revaluate one's allegiance.
|

Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2368
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 16:30:00 -
[807] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:... that being said, after yesterday's astounding battle, maybe we are *all* going to be goon pets soon 
Doubtful, game would be too boring then. Surely you don't want this level of tryhard confined to lowsec/highsec wars and general tomfoolery. |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
191
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 16:34:00 -
[808] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:Gevlon mentioned in one of his crimes against literature that he needs enough people to reinforce POCO's in a 'reasonable' amount of time. Kind of funny how you try to bait them with the POCO argument; clearly a longterm goal. You would love to swoop them out with a large fleet given the chance, wouldn't you?  Considering the damage they have done and the fast growth they have achieved in only two weeks I would be worried too, if I were you. Even if it were only for exposing the unholy alliance between RvB and the Goonswarm, I would say they have been pretty successful so far. Good luck to the Lemmings and to Spergtacus, your cause is a just one!
The "unholy alliance" was on the forums weeks ago so there was no newsflash there. Unless the discovery of Goon payments to RvB counts, which I am still waiting for....
Del |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2462
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 16:43:00 -
[809] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:Gevlon mentioned in one of his crimes against literature that he needs enough people to reinforce POCO's in a 'reasonable' amount of time. Kind of funny how you try to bait them with the POCO argument; clearly a longterm goal. You would love to swoop them out with a large fleet given the chance, wouldn't you?  Considering the damage they have done and the fast growth they have achieved in only two weeks I would be worried too, if I were you. Even if it were only for exposing the unholy alliance between RvB and the Goonswarm, I would say they have been pretty successful so far. Good luck to the Lemmings and to Spergtacus, your cause is a just one! lol, I'm pretty sure the "unholy alliance" was already announce round about Rubicon release day in multiple threadnaughts about how RvB and Goons were taking all the POCOs. Nobody in any null alliance cares even a little bit.
Their originally stated goals was the removal of POCOs, which I'm yet to see happen even once. The fact that they've grouped 160 alts into an alliance (of which I make up 2% tee hee!) doesn't suddenly mean they are succeeding, and seriously, if you see their leader speak, you'll understand why success ifs unlikely to be on their cards. This is why all they are doing right now is hoping (unrealistically) for N3 to step in and tell RvB to stop.
Still, they provide me something amusing to read while I'm not able to get on EVE I suppose. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
68
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 16:46:00 -
[810] - Quote
So much ass kissing going on here..... how can you look at yourself in the mirror every day  |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2463
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 16:47:00 -
[811] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:So much ass kissing going on here..... how can you look at yourself in the mirror every day  Uhh, I think you posted this is the wrong thread bro, since pretty much the opposite is all that's going on here. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
121
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 16:55:00 -
[812] - Quote
Xolve wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote:... that being said, after yesterday's astounding battle, maybe we are *all* going to be goon pets soon  Doubtful, game would be too boring then. Surely you don't want this level of tryhard confined to lowsec/highsec wars and general tomfoolery.
I seriously believe that *any * group becoming dominant would be bad for the game, but this discussion is hard to have with paranoid grrr goons conspiracists and goons professional trolls making sure that it turns daft in short order.... |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
123
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 16:57:00 -
[813] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote:... that being said, after yesterday's astounding battle, maybe we are *all* going to be goon pets soon  Wise words Louis, might be a good time to revaluate one's allegiance.
I'm very happy being in RvB, best alliance I have ever been into :) |

Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
12
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 20:18:00 -
[814] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Louis Robichaud wrote:... that being said, after yesterday's astounding battle, maybe we are *all* going to be goon pets soon  Wise words Louis, might be a good time to revaluate one's allegiance. I'm very happy being in RvB, best alliance I have ever been into :) I wasn't refering to you in person, more towards RvB for that matter.
Lucas Kell wrote:lol, I'm pretty sure the "unholy alliance" was already announce round about Rubicon release day... Yes announced and known, but was it ever really challenged?
Lucas Kell wrote:... and seriously, if you see their leader speak, you'll understand why success ifs unlikely to be on their cards. ..
As for Spergtacus, yes he is indeed a bit excentric. I happen to occasionally read his blog and your sweetheart comments too, you know. But what you might call normal, I might call 'boring' or even 'small minded'. While he has pretty weird ideas and views at times, he happens to come up with the pretty good ones as well. This here is pure gold and I approve of this new product/service.
I must say I even find it somewhat inspiring, at least it made me try the game again after nearly two years of absence. Back to some trading and training so that I might rebell against some empire some day as well. So long and may the Farce be with you! (sic)
|

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4480
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 21:19:00 -
[815] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:Gevlon mentioned in one of his crimes against literature that he needs enough people to reinforce POCO's in a 'reasonable' amount of time. Kind of funny how you try to bait them with the POCO argument; clearly a longterm goal. You would love to swoop them out with a large fleet given the chance, wouldn't you?  Considering the damage they have done and the fast growth they have achieved in only two weeks I would be worried too, if I were you. Even if it were only for exposing the unholy alliance between RvB and the Goonswarm, I would say they have been pretty successful so far. Good luck to the Lemmings and to Spergtacus, your cause is a just one!
Taking our POCO's is a longterm goal? I never would've guessed with the way he's been sperging about it for weeks. Considering the damage Gevlon has done to GSF as a whole, which is zero, & his past history of having zero effect on us I'm not worried in the slightest. I'm going to assume that doing anything meaningful is also a longterm goal. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
68
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 21:50:00 -
[816] - Quote
RvB already lost 9B in pods..... will you help em lose more ? JOIN TODAY ! |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2464
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 21:55:00 -
[817] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:lol, I'm pretty sure the "unholy alliance" was already announce round about Rubicon release day... Yes announced and known, but was it ever really challenged? Nope, as nobody cares. Least of all a group like N3. If Lemmings entire hopes of success lie with N3 making RvB drop the war, they they are pretty screwed.
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:... and seriously, if you see their leader speak, you'll understand why success ifs unlikely to be on their cards. ..
As for Spergtacus, yes he is indeed a bit excentric. I happen to occasionally read his blog and your sweetheart comments too, you know. But what you might call normal, I might call 'boring' or even 'small minded'. While he has pretty weird ideas and views at times, he happens to come up with the pretty good ones as well. This here is pure gold and I approve of this new product/service. Amusingly, I wasn't talking about Gevlon this once. Gevlon is just funding them, the leader is that General Lemming guy, and he's got the strategic knowledge of a mashed turnip. There are hundreds of ways he could have been considerably more effective than camping the Jita undock and whoring on a few capital kills in null wars, some of which he's even been told in this thread and simply ignored. A bunch of donated destroyers and the war bills paid is hardly going to turn a handful of highsec carebears into an army capable of challenging a 30k+ member coalition. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
68
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 22:14:00 -
[818] - Quote
And that's where you are wrong. 
The seed has been planted, the tree will grow, till its roots crush you. Never underestimate the power of revenge.
|

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
191
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 22:19:00 -
[819] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:And that's where you are wrong.  The seed has been planted, the tree will grow, till its roots crush you. Never underestimate the power of revenge. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and IGÇÖm not sure about the universe! (Einstein)
|

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
68
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 22:46:00 -
[820] - Quote
Shouldn't you delete pods from the kill board ? Maybe spend more time on your losses then stupid trolls.... 
RvB is making Goonies look smart  |

Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
13
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 22:51:00 -
[821] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and IGÇÖm not sure about the universe! (Einstein)
Oh come on guys, be civilized with each other, no need be that way because of a few lost pods. 
And since you like Einstein:
The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. -- Albert Einstein |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
191
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 22:59:00 -
[822] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Shouldn't you delete pods from the kill board ? Maybe spend more time on your losses then stupid trolls....  RvB is making Goonies look smart 
You have us confused with Marmites, we don't delete anything from our KBs..... |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2569
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 23:03:00 -
[823] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Considering the damage they have done Not our POCO shields, however will we fix that.
Quote:Even if it were only for exposing the unholy alliance between RvB and the Goonswarm Which we, and RvB, quite literally made very public on the very first day of POCOs in highsec. Keep up.
Quote:Kind of funny how you try to bait them with the POCO argument; clearly a longterm goal Not really. Gevlon tried to take one on the very first day and was clearly geared to do so in very short order, and is now back-peddaling through various stages of obfuscation, by calling people we have a pact with "pets" and even concluding he can't work out why RvB want a part of this ISK printing business so it must be RMT.
I do like that he's digging this "RVB have to quit this war because N3 will make them" hole deeper and deeper, because on the laundry list of terrible ideas that have come from him, that's probably the #1 most ridiculous.
Heh, ok, lets have some more fun in this post.
From his blog comments
anon wrote:So if I'm understanding your reply correctly the victory conditions for Lemmings are that Lemmings are in a constant state of victory until you run out of money or alliance members without ever actually needing to do anything to goons? As long as the project still has members and isk it has the potential to one day take POCOs and therefore is winning?
You see, fair readers, by holding all the POCOs and never losing any, we're actually losing this POCO war, thing. Boy are we embarrassed now. Gevlon #1.
Gevlon, you've backpeddaled so far you're in our goal. Turn around chap. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Kryptik Kai
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
8393
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 23:51:00 -
[824] - Quote
This calls for
/gourmet_popcorn "Shiny.-á Lets be bad guys." -Jayne Cobb |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
68
|
Posted - 2014.01.28 23:57:00 -
[825] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:General Lemming wrote:Shouldn't you delete pods from the kill board ? Maybe spend more time on your losses then stupid trolls....  RvB is making Goonies look smart  You have us confused with Marmites, we don't delete anything from our KBs..... tell that to the guys chatting about it in the shoutbox and the sql error you get while clicking on pods. 
|

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
123
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 00:03:00 -
[826] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Del DelVechio wrote:General Lemming wrote:Shouldn't you delete pods from the kill board ? Maybe spend more time on your losses then stupid trolls....  RvB is making Goonies look smart  You have us confused with Marmites, we don't delete anything from our KBs..... tell that to the guys chatting about it in the shoutbox and the sql error you get while clicking on pods. 
Yes, ALL computer glitches are due to malfeasance and dark conspiracies, ALL OF THEM 
This is coming from the people who insist we are Goon pets yet are bloated on their RMT money at the same time.... |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6238
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 00:04:00 -
[827] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:I think Goonies should pay more attention to their BIG losses the last weeks, then this forum post. You are still trying way to hard, to not care  we just lost like two trillion isk worth of caps and supercaps and the biggest question is how smug is too smug (or if there is such a thing) and getting replacement hulls laid out asap to do it again
but uh best of luck bankrupting us by shooting random people's pods in highsec Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

admiral root
Red Galaxy Disband.
748
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 00:31:00 -
[828] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:You see, fair readers, by holding all the POCOs and never losing any, we're actually losing this POCO war, thing. Boy are we embarrassed now. Gevlon #1.
Obviously you're not winning fast enough, or something. No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2571
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 01:11:00 -
[829] - Quote
admiral root wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:You see, fair readers, by holding all the POCOs and never losing any, we're actually losing this POCO war, thing. Boy are we embarrassed now. Gevlon #1. Obviously you're not winning fast enough, or something.
You're not reading space friend, it's Gevlon who is winning.
See, it's so obvious how we're both so confused and have lost to this mastermind.
Step 1: Declare a goal (take Goon POCOs) Step 2: Give your victory conditions (take them all) ***reality happens*** Step 3: Move the goalpost Step 4: WHOA there buddy, not nearly far enough, all the way here please Step 5: re-state your victory conditions (doing nothing at all is winning)
And here, ladies and gentleman, we have the first Gevlon project to have met it's aims! The best part is, we can all carry on using our POCOs to make money, because it's just the consolation prize after all. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2571
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 01:13:00 -
[830] - Quote
Wait, damn!
By actually repping and saving our POCO we were actually helping him meet his victory condition.
Nooooooaoaaaaaaaaooooooowwwwwwwww we have been puppetmastered we are the worst empire. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Saeger1737
Pod Repo Path of Destruction.
476
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 01:52:00 -
[831] - Quote
If the fight last night went badly for goons I could see how they could care about highsec, but since the fight went well for them I don't see how they care.
Were the lemmings killing goons in null last night? |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10118
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 05:08:00 -
[832] - Quote
Saeger1737 wrote:If the fight last night went badly for goons I could see how they could care about highsec, but since the fight went well for them I don't see how they care.
Were the lemmings killing goons in null last night?
yes, lemmings reinforced N3 with 60 more titans and wiped us off the field Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10118
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 05:10:00 -
[833] - Quote
we did more damage in 20 hours than Gevlon's traveling circus of autism have done in 20 days
in fact we were dealt more damage in 20 hours than they will ever Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
19
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 07:08:00 -
[834] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:From his blog comments anon wrote:So if I'm understanding your reply correctly the victory conditions for Lemmings are that Lemmings are in a constant state of victory until you run out of money or alliance members without ever actually needing to do anything to goons? As long as the project still has members and isk it has the potential to one day take POCOs and therefore is winning? You see, fair readers, by holding all the POCOs and never losing any, we're actually losing this POCO war, thing. Boy are we embarrassed now. Gevlon #1. Gevlon, you've backpeddaled so far you're in our goal. Turn around chap.
Wow, just wow. With such deficiency in brain power, how does he manage to live in this world. This is so absurd, it's almost unbelievable. I took a look at his latest blog post and he doesn't disappoint again. He presents some golden knowledge of tactics and ships, by effectively declaring subcaps ****. If I recall correctly, his previous alliance was beaten to death by bombless bombers. And his current lemming pets are only flying subcaps, therefore by his logic, they are **** too. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
68
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 07:16:00 -
[835] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:We just lost like two trillion isk worth of caps and supercaps and the biggest question is how smug is too smug (or if there is such a thing) and getting replacement hulls laid out asap to do it again
but uh best of luck bankrupting us by shooting random people's pods in highsec No need to show us how terrible you guys are. We already know that. 
And Goonies, stop caring so much about highsec and Lemmings Forum post. Really, it wil make you sleep better at night 
Your Tears Are Zzzzweeaatt...... |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2464
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 09:08:00 -
[836] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Weaselior wrote:We just lost like two trillion isk worth of caps and supercaps and the biggest question is how smug is too smug (or if there is such a thing) and getting replacement hulls laid out asap to do it again
but uh best of luck bankrupting us by shooting random people's pods in highsec No need to show us how terrible you guys are. We already know that.  And Goonies, stop caring so much about highsec and Lemmings Forum post. Really, it wil make you sleep better at night  Your Tears Are Zzzzweeaatt...... LOL I know sarcasm is hard to read in text but that guy couldn't have made it simpler. Do yourself a favour Mr Lemming, go read about the fight, then come back.
I don't know whether to laugh or not at your incredibly delusional sense of grandeur. It's actually so bad, there's a real good chance it's an actual disability and laughing would be pretty mean. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
405
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 09:35:00 -
[837] - Quote
Oh man... General Lemmings, I yield. You win. Elite master baiter 
Lucas, Lucas, poor Lucas... Incredibly delusional sense of grandeur having Lucas. Were you there, Lucas? Did you have stakes in that fight? No, didn't think so.
Do you have stakes in Hisec? No... at least I don't think you do if your bragging is anything to go by. (Maybe you had at some point, but we've been over it, you lost those to mercs or gankers )
Do you have stakes in Goons? Nope! except for being a miner/carebear in one of their (notoriously bad) pet/renter alliances, nothing.
Do you have any other stakes in this thread in general... well; I think I figured it out. You are jelly. Jelly because of the awesome traffic mister Goblin is attracting to his awesome BLOG. Jelly because your sad excuse for a blog isn't even remotely as interesting as his. ^^ do note, I can say your blog sucks without impunity, because you said I can. Jelly because as opposed to you, mister Goblin is good at getting the attention he wants.
You try sooo hard to be someone... Allow me to suggest doing stuff instead of typing about how great and how smart you are. Heck, even RVB and Goons are doing stuff, why aren't you?
D.

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Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
19
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 09:46:00 -
[838] - Quote
Now that was lame trolling. |

Kagura Nikon
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
1200
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 10:11:00 -
[839] - Quote
Xolve wrote:I remember the innocent highsec days when I thought ISK lost actually mattered, it was a much simpler time; couldn't have possibly imagined back in those days that trillions of isk in Titan losses could be mitigated by rental income and a few auctioned Alliance Tournament ships.
At end it does matter. But the loss of huge coalitions with rental empires is mitigated among so manyy peopel that they are unable to cause any psycological pressure. Is like when a country raise taxes to buy more weapons that they lost in a war. Peoepl do not like taxes, but that does not affect their morale.
Back in the days where 0.0 dwellers payed their own capital ships form their own pockets and a dread was something EXPENSIVE, then the direct result of the battle would fall in the individuals, would not be spread and would cause serious discontent.
For losses to matter at coalition level, they would need to be large and constant enough to force them to " raise taxes" of the renters. But its unlikely any war in eve will ever take that long again.
For war to really matter without pushign someoen out of a territory there would need to be ifnrastructure easily disruptable on the renter alliances territories, that could be pressed to cause failure on that side. Because pressing on the fighting side of the coalitions will not have much results... "If brute force does not solve your problem..... -áthen you are -ásurely not using enough!" |

Saeger1737
Pod Repo Path of Destruction.
477
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 11:12:00 -
[840] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:Now that was lame trolling. Always is, when it comes from a Marmot |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2465
|
Posted - 2014.01.29 11:18:00 -
[841] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Oh man... General Lemmings, I yield. You win. Elite master baiter  Lucas, Lucas, poor Lucas... Incredibly delusional sense of grandeur having Lucas. Were you there, Lucas? Did you have stakes in that fight? No, didn't think so. Of course I was there, it was all hands on deck. I even dusted off an old hull for my indy guy (this guy) to help.
Danalee wrote:Do you have stakes in Hisec? No... at least I don't think you do if your bragging is anything to go by. (Maybe you had at some point, but we've been over it, you lost those to mercs or gankers  ) What bragging are we talking about here? I think you've once again misunderstood something quite drastically.
Danalee wrote:Do you have stakes in Goons? Nope! except for being a miner/carebear in one of their (notoriously bad) pet/renter alliances, nothing. You really need to do some research before making outrageous claims.
Danalee wrote:Do you have any other stakes in this thread in general... well; I think I figured it out. You are jelly. Jelly because of the awesome traffic mister Goblin is attracting to his awesome BLOG. Jelly because your sad excuse for a blog isn't even remotely as interesting as his. ^^ do note, I can say your blog sucks without impunity, because you said I can. Jelly because as opposed to you, mister Goblin is good at getting the attention he wants.
You try sooo hard to be someone... Allow me to suggest doing stuff instead of typing about how great and how smart you are. Heck, even RVB and Goons are doing stuff, why aren't you? Honestly, I don't know where to begin with most of this, because it's basically your response to a bunch of nonsense you've made up in your head. I know you think you are being witty and trying your hardest to insult me, but understand, I don't actually care what some nobody on a forum thinks. Yes, you are free to say whatever the hell you want about my blog, go right ahead. It's affects me to the sum of zero.
In all seriousness, please learn to troll better than this. This is true bottom of the barrel schoolyard shite. You might need to take a course on wit or something. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
405
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Posted - 2014.01.29 11:21:00 -
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Kagura Nikon wrote:Xolve wrote:I remember the innocent highsec days when I thought ISK lost actually mattered, it was a much simpler time; couldn't have possibly imagined back in those days that trillions of isk in Titan losses could be mitigated by rental income and a few auctioned Alliance Tournament ships. At end it does matter. But the loss of huge coalitions with rental empires is mitigated among so manyy peopel that they are unable to cause any psycological pressure. Is like when a country raise taxes to buy more weapons that they lost in a war. Peoepl do not like taxes, but that does not affect their morale. Back in the days where 0.0 dwellers payed their own capital ships form their own pockets and a dread was something EXPENSIVE, then the direct result of the battle would fall in the individuals, would not be spread and would cause serious discontent. For losses to matter at coalition level, they would need to be large and constant enough to force them to " raise taxes" of the renters. But its unlikely any war in eve will ever take that long again. For war to really matter without pushign someoen out of a territory there would need to be ifnrastructure easily disruptable on the renter alliances territories, that could be pressed to cause failure on that side. Because pressing on the fighting side of the coalitions will not have much results...
You make good points there, Kagura. What I'm wondering is if this situation is either a good or a bad thing... The mythical blue donut, non aggression pacts, renters combined with some big fights from time to time could be considered an ideal situation game-wise. It allows for bittervets to stay subscribed and do stuff and newer entities to join in without the hassle of conquering their little corner of space. I think if the game evolved to easier sov changes and disruption of renters... the big powerblocs would just give up after a while. Again, I don't know if that would be a good thing or a bad thing either... your thoughts?
D.
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Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
408
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Posted - 2014.01.29 11:37:00 -
[843] - Quote
Haha, Lucas, you are allmost as funny as my special friend S.
I looked you up. Wasn't surprised one bit.
your killboard has a gap, where in August, 2013 you... well... were doing what any spacemonkey does best. And since we've had a go on you on the forums, in Januari, 2014 you suddenly decided to join some blobs in an interceptor?
What's that about? Trying to prove something there buddy?
Every time you try and weasle yourself out of the painfull truth by attacking the content I provide you with, you loose and I laugh. Just figured I'd mention it 
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2466
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Posted - 2014.01.29 13:05:00 -
[844] - Quote
OMG, really? I was mining once? Dear lord how dare I. How dare I play EVE, I should be sitting on the Jita undock with everyone else eh? lol, moron.
Yup, TIDI was bad for my combat guy and they were calling for ceptors. I had a JC, a travel fit ceptor and some spare time, so off he went. Again, what's your point. What are you trying to show? You realise not all of us sit there staring at our killboards and masturbating like you guys, right?
Danalee wrote:What's that about? Trying to prove something there buddy? Every time you try and weasle yourself out of the painfull truth by attacking the content I provide you with, you loose and I laugh. Just figured I'd mention it  Seriously, you are one of the dumbest people I've ever had the pleasure of having try to troll me. You don't understand English, you don't understand most of EVE, and you spout off shite with a level of arrogance way above your station. Who exactly do you think you are? Do you honestly think that bad trolling and spouting schoolyard insults makes you relevant?
Come back when you have a clue. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
408
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Posted - 2014.01.29 13:08:00 -
[845] - Quote
Now now, just because I show your badness you don't have to start childish name calling, Lucas. Bad sportmanship right there.
I don't troll.
Thanks for proving my point, again and again though.
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2466
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Posted - 2014.01.29 13:14:00 -
[846] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Now now, just because I show your badness you don't have to start childish name calling, Lucas. Bad sportmanship right there.
I don't troll.
Thanks for proving my point, again and again though. Seriously guy is this the best you can do? I'm not trying to be a sportsman though am I? I'm responding to arrogant troll posts from a random nobody. Should you ever get around to raising even a single well constructed and articulate point, perhaps I'll respond kindly.
And you do troll. In fact, reading your forum history, that's in fact all you do. You spout bad troll posts at people. Perhaps you don't think it's trolling, and that's why you are so bad at it, but what you are writing is troll posts. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2466
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Posted - 2014.01.29 13:24:00 -
[847] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Edit: I'll help you, my point is you are an elitist mittani-wannabe nobody who tries to smother out truth and facts with utter garbage. Your head is so far stuck up your own big fat biased head it creates a moebius belt that defies all laws of physics. LOL How? Exactly how did you get to this. You know absolutely nothing about me, and in all honesty thins couldn't be further from the truth. Basically what you've done here is you made up in your mind a picture of what a generic CFC person is that you can hate, then you are casting that on me without even trying to figure out how it fits. The fact that I don't support a bunch of idiots camping Jita then screaming "we are winning!" doesn't make me elitist. the fact that I don't think Gevlon ganking a bunch of miners makes him the best at PvP doesn't make me elitist, and if you even take a cursory glance at thing I've said throughout history, I've always been a big supporter of "everyone counts", even though many times it has led to me being on the opposite side of other vocal CFC members. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
72
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Posted - 2014.01.29 13:38:00 -
[848] - Quote
Nice blog Lucas. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
408
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Posted - 2014.01.29 13:41:00 -
[849] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote: How? Exactly how did you get to this.
Easy, from your posts.
I'll start with your first steps in this very thread; Realistically he's filled with impotent rage and wants to express it. This is a bit unclear for people who don;t read the nonsense on your blog Uh oh, some ships died. Dork Homeworld wins eve. If that's how far down you highsec guys need to bring the bar to feel victorious then by all means go ahead. I present to you Gevlon Goblin, *Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal Gevlon is a dumbass That... That is just way too much stupid for a single post. offload the bill to a naive moron. Jita undock, Jita undock, Jita undock, Jita undock, Jita undock, Jita undock Basically you are having a whine Oh no, I am stung by your words. Please bear with me as I reel from the pain you have caused.
And it just got worse and worse. Now, please show me where I clearly lack any grasp on the english language, proving I'm dumb and stuff.
To add to the tpoic at hand, Lemmings for the win! 
D.

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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2466
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Posted - 2014.01.29 14:05:00 -
[850] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote: How? Exactly how did you get to this. Easy, from your posts. I'll start with your first steps in this very thread; Realistically he's filled with impotent rage and wants to express it. This is a bit unclear for people who don;t read the nonsense on your blog Uh oh, some ships died. Dork Homeworld wins eve. If that's how far down you highsec guys need to bring the bar to feel victorious then by all means go ahead. I present to you Gevlon Goblin, *Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal Gevlon is a dumbass That... That is just way too much stupid for a single post. offload the bill to a naive moron. Jita undock, Jita undock, Jita undock, Jita undock, Jita undock, Jita undock Basically you are having a whine Oh no, I am stung by your words. Please bear with me as I reel from the pain you have caused.And it just got worse and worse. Now, please show me where I clearly lack any grasp on the english language, proving I'm dumb and stuff. To add to the topic at hand, Lemmings for the win!  None of that makes me elitist. It means I don't tolerate a handful of morons when they spout off about how amazing they are for doing nowt. But then you support Gevlon, who has written several articles on why nearly everyone he's encountered is a moron and how he is intolerant of them regardless of what they do. Double standards.
All you've done there is summarise a few responses out of context, and to be honest, they stand alone pretty well. Some of the better ones aren't even there which is a shame, you should have dug a little deeper. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
19
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Posted - 2014.01.29 14:13:00 -
[851] - Quote
Danalee wrote: time you try and weasle yourself out of the painfull truth by attacking the content I provide you with, you loose
From an outside the perspective, it looks the other way around actually. |

Fybs
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
68
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Posted - 2014.01.29 14:21:00 -
[852] - Quote
Luca's
Danalee is trolling the hell out of you 
Stop posting walls of text he only feeds off it.
Don't feed the trolls!
or at lest troll him back (if you can).
p.s I have my popcorn ready  |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2466
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Posted - 2014.01.29 14:52:00 -
[853] - Quote
Fybs wrote:Luca's Danalee is trolling the hell out of you  Stop posting walls of text he only feeds off it. Don't feed the trolls! or at lest troll him back (if you can). p.s I have my popcorn ready  I like feeding trolls, I'm not at home, so I can't play EVE so poking trolls with sticks is pretty amusing. :D
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
412
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Posted - 2014.01.29 15:18:00 -
[854] - Quote
Darnit Fybs, why had you go and ruin my perfectly good afternoon entertainment  I'm so awoxing you this evening!
So, how about those goons? They make me grrrrr   
some random goon wrote: The really sad thing is that anyone flying under the FCON, RZR, Circle of Two, etc, tickers is, for all intents and purposes, a Goon. Goonswarm culture/rep has taken over so much of the CFC that "Goon" is just as synonymous with Goonswarm as it is with any alliance member of the CFC. I have to chuckle whenever folks like RZR or FA or basically anyone else in the CFC try and act like they can operate completely independent of the CFC. The CFC is like the Borg. You become assimilated. You are part of The Machine. A very effective machine, but you lose your sense of individuality.
Can anyone from the CFC confirm this feeling of being just a little drop in a big effective bucket of... well, let's keep things civil 
D.
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2575
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Posted - 2014.01.29 15:20:00 -
[855] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:Wow, just wow. With such deficiency in brain power, how does he manage to live in this world. This is so absurd, it's almost unbelievable. If you look back far enough on his blog, he has pictures of his apartment posted somewhere.
All I'm going to say is, that if I lived there I wouldn't be spending all my time blogging about how to make virtual space money and crying about other people making virtual space money but would instead be making real money.
But it seems the same way with every Randian; they know how to be hyper rich but someone/something else has to change before their perfect knowledge of the world can take shape. See also: bitcoin fanatics.
Kagura Nikon wrote:At end it does matter. But the loss of huge coalitions with rental empires is mitigated among so manyy peopel that they are unable to cause any psycological pressure. Is like when a country raise taxes to buy more weapons that they lost in a war. Peoepl do not like taxes, but that does not affect their morale.
Back in the days where 0.0 dwellers payed their own capital ships form their own pockets and a dread was something EXPENSIVE, then the direct result of the battle would fall in the individuals, would not be spread and would cause serious discontent.
For losses to matter at coalition level, they would need to be large and constant enough to force them to " raise taxes" of the renters. But its unlikely any war in eve will ever take that long again.
For war to really matter without pushign someoen out of a territory there would need to be ifnrastructure easily disruptable on the renter alliances territories, that could be pressed to cause failure on that side. Because pressing on the fighting side of the coalitions will not have much results...
It doesn't (and can't) ever matter to the alliance.
Because apparently this concept is alien to the denizens of highsec / Gevlon, despite it being very calmly explained to them many, many times, perhaps an analogy would help?
It's roughly equivalent to someone sitting outside an Amazon warehouse, attacking particular delivery trucks with a particular marker on them, and claiming "I am taking down the US government doing this". Any actual US government shipments that come from it are in an unmarked van, and because they're choosing to do this in managed car-park (where they've bribed the guards to let them hit certain marked trucks only) the actual US-owned items pass through with impunity.
No matter how many times you tell them this, they keep waving Amazon's insurance bills in the air and claim it's direct damage to the US government. Meanwhile, the US government haven't paid a cent to anyone, and look on rather confused. There was a very brief and containable threat to US money printing kiosks in the managed carpark, but as soon as the National Guard showed up to clear away the nuttcases they went back to showing people the Amazon bills and claiming that was their plan all along. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6244
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Posted - 2014.01.29 16:27:00 -
[856] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Weaselior wrote:We just lost like two trillion isk worth of caps and supercaps and the biggest question is how smug is too smug (or if there is such a thing) and getting replacement hulls laid out asap to do it again
but uh best of luck bankrupting us by shooting random people's pods in highsec No need to show us how terrible you guys are. We already know that.  And Goonies, stop caring so much about highsec and Lemmings Forum post. Really, it wil make you sleep better at night  Your Tears Are Zzzzweeaatt...... i think if you were a fish you'd think you were trolling the fishermen by biting on their hooks
~lawl trolled you fishermen made you pull me out of the water~ Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
16
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Posted - 2014.01.29 17:00:00 -
[857] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:lol, moron. Lucas Kell wrote:and masturbating like you guys, right? Lucas Kell wrote:you are one of the dumbest people Lucas Kell wrote:Do you honestly think that bad trolling and spouting schoolyard insults makes you relevant? All in the very same post... lamo.
Go sit in the corner, Lucas! You are acting like a child.
What's up with you forum goons today? I came here for my daily dose of goon-propaganda, hoping to see some pompous do funny dances or at least be reassured that you don't care about losing your stuff and then I have to come home to this? Seriously? Shameful...
Khanh'rhh wrote:If you look back far enough on his blog, he has pictures of his apartment posted somewhere.
All I'm going to say is, that if I lived there I wouldn't be spending all my time blogging about how to make virtual space money and crying about other people making virtual space money but would instead be making real money. How low... Are you already out of pseudo arguments that you have to crawl through the man's blog for pictures? "LOL your gf is ugly we win". What's next, a nose dive through his garbage can?
The analogy simply doesn't make any sense either; not even remotely. Are all the sharp knifes to busy trolling N3/PL about the titans right now?
Please deliver! |

Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
16
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Posted - 2014.01.29 17:00:00 -
[858] - Quote
Weaselior wrote: i think if you were a fish you'd think you were trolling the fishermen by biting on their hooks
~lawl trolled you fishermen made you pull me out of the water~
See, at least the weasel is amusing. Can be so easy. +1
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General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
75
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Posted - 2014.01.29 17:19:00 -
[859] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Weaselior wrote: i think if you were a fish you'd think you were trolling the fishermen by biting on their hooks
~lawl trolled you fishermen made you pull me out of the water~
See, at least the weasel is amusing. Can be so easy. +1 Extremely amusing , as he has no clue who the real fish is here. BLUBbbbb.....
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2468
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Posted - 2014.01.29 17:49:00 -
[860] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:All in the very same post... lamo.
Go sit in the corner, Lucas! You are acting like a child.
What's up with you forum goons today? I came here for my daily dose of goon-propaganda, hoping to see some pompous do funny dances or at least be reassured that you don't care about losing your stuff and then I have to come home to this? Seriously? Shameful... *shrug* I see no difference between that response and most of the other posts from both sides in this thread. That's me choosing to be civil, and to be honest, it's pretty much all truth. To believe half of the stuff these guys do, you have to be pretty dumb, and they in fact do seem to think their killboards are super important, which I'll never understand. I generally run logi, so I rarely show up on KBs. Maybe if I camped Jita I'd suddenly get the feel for it and start posting links to it everywhere.
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:If you look back far enough on his blog, he has pictures of his apartment posted somewhere.
All I'm going to say is, that if I lived there I wouldn't be spending all my time blogging about how to make virtual space money and crying about other people making virtual space money but would instead be making real money. How low... Are you already out of pseudo arguments that you have to crawl through the man's blog for pictures? "LOL your gf is ugly we win". What's next, a nose dive through his garbage can? The analogy simply doesn't make any sense either; not even remotely. Are all the sharp knifes to busy trolling N3/PL about the titans right now? Please deliver! While it doesn't make a difference on the outcome of the lemmings, it does speak to the mentality of the person backing it. The point I believe was that Gevlon focuses his energy on in game success beyond out of game success which could indicate it's taken a little too seriously. With the way he moves the goalposts and strives to make himself known as some top level player, it's clear he needs the game to improve his sense of self worth, and failing in that upsets him, though he's way too stubborn to admit it.
In truth though Gevlon himself isn't really as dumb as he comes across. He understands some of the mechanics, and if he put his mind to it and was willing to overcome the absolute preconception that he is right he could very well understand more and actually succeed. The hurdle he would have is when it comes to understanding the reasons behind other people's actions. I think he'd be too stubborn to simply accept that not everyone works in exactly the same way. We don't all work like automatons, striving to achieve the highest level of isk/hour, in fact most of us are here for a single reason: to have fun. Understanding that and realising that compromise goes a long way to efficiently resolving conflict is a powerful tool. Both General Lemming and Gevlon could do with understanding that leadership is comprised as more than sitting at the top and being the most vocal.
Take the RvB situation for example. Rather than speaking to RvB, trying to find a resolution that could be mutually accepted, they chose to insult RvB members and leadership trashing any chance of a political resolution. Now they are relying on N3 telling RvB to stop, which is unlikely to happen, then even if it did happen would likely result in RvB laughing a bit then saying "no" and casually walking off.
It's not even like people haven't tried to give advice. One thing you can rely on from the CFC is they will tell you in no uncertain terms how to attack them properly, since it generates content. Harry Forever was given much similar advice (even down to where and how to stage an effective offensive), and chose instead to ignore it. As much as these guys want to kid themselves, high sec fatalities simply don't have any impact at all. If anything proves this, it's the fact that null sec group have had war declarations from wardec groups for years, with massive amounts of isk lost, and yet null groups continue.
And this is for exactly the reason previously stated, this is personal losses. If someone loses so much in high sec that they decide to quit null, they weren't the type of player null groups were looking for anyway, since they can't follow the simplest of guidelines and they quit when things go wrong even when it's their fault. This is why RvB charge for Jita pod kills. If you can't follow the simple rule of "don't go to Jita" then what hope do you have of following simple FC instructions during a fleet fight?
Sorry, that turned into a bit of a wall :p The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
76
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Posted - 2014.01.29 19:27:00 -
[861] - Quote
HINT of the day : I don't want RvB to stop 
Just because you can't see the reasons why I want things to happen as they happen, doesn't make it wrong  |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
20
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Posted - 2014.01.29 19:34:00 -
[862] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Just because you can't see the reasons why I want things to happen as they happen, doesn't make it wrong 
Yes, we all know you want to fail more each day. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2470
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Posted - 2014.01.29 19:39:00 -
[863] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:HINT of the day : I don't want RvB to stop  Just because you can't see the reasons why I want things to happen as they happen, doesn't make it wrong  You might want to relay that to Gevlon, since he's been claiming that with them about you can't progress with your goals, and how you need N3 to tell them to stop.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2575
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Posted - 2014.01.29 22:14:00 -
[864] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:The analogy simply doesn't make any sense either; not even remotely. Are all the sharp knifes to busy trolling N3/PL about the titans right now? It's not meant to make sense, that's the point. The argument lemmings/marmite make that their kills on people in Jita impact the alliance in any way are so nonsensical as to defy any logical way of equating the difference.
I mean, with a 90% certainty someone from either group will quote this and say something akin to "but still x bil goonie tears wololololol !!!" "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
413
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Posted - 2014.01.29 22:22:00 -
[865] - Quote
Confirming, X trillion goonies dead/tears 
Well, we just paid you guys a visit... are you for real? Hotdropping a small frig/cruiser gang with your kitchensink is your idea of good fights and is superior to hisec wars? Might want to have that checked, because it ain't ticking right.
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2470
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Posted - 2014.01.29 22:39:00 -
[866] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Confirming, X trillion goonies dead/tears  Well, we just paid you guys a visit... are you for real? Hotdropping a small frig/cruiser gang with your kitchensink is your idea of good fights and is superior to hisec wars? Might want to have that checked, because it ain't ticking right. It seams like your answer to a modest 'you nullbears only blob' is COME AT US AND WE'LL BLOB! WRAAARW  *yawn* The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
123
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Posted - 2014.01.29 22:52:00 -
[867] - Quote
I too share Lucas ' confusion as to what the goal is.
I will remind the readers that the best way to fight RvB is to join RvB. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
76
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Posted - 2014.01.30 00:18:00 -
[868] - Quote
We already achieved so many goals...... Goon tears was one of them. And omfg they are sweeet! Army's don't appear out of nothing, they are properly build first, so be patience. 178 Lemmings so far and building up the next few weeks. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6261
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Posted - 2014.01.30 00:21:00 -
[869] - Quote
i fell on my face in the mud and my pants fell down and the entire block laughed at me, i got so many tears - general lemming, irl Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
21
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Posted - 2014.01.30 06:15:00 -
[870] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:We already achieved so many goals...... Goon tears was one of them. And omfg they are sweeet! Army's don't appear out of nothing, they are properly build first, so be patience. 178 Lemmings so far and building up the next few weeks.
Goon tears? Where? All I can see is marmite crying about PF-. Can you please show us those specific tears you are talking about? And please share what other goals you achieved. I don't see many pocos burning. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
76
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Posted - 2014.01.30 07:50:00 -
[871] - Quote
hehe, my special friends, you just did it again. Getting your asses kicked in the war and your RvB pets quit on you. Must be hard (I know, thats what she said). I would ask them to save you again  |

Tara Read
The Generic Pirate Corporation Shadow Cartel
669
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Posted - 2014.01.30 08:22:00 -
[872] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:blahblahblahblahblahgoonsblahblablah
All banter and mudslinging aside Gelvon I must openly admit as a fellow Eve blogger and as a fellow player you have no clue what the F#@! you are talking about. Why Riverini rips your pathetic "insert Wow/Eve comparison" snippets and slaps them on his site is beyond me or anyone with half a brain whom understands even the basic mechanics of New Eden.
Firstly, no one gives two s#@%s about high sec Goon pocos or some wardecced knat who *cough* "dared" to "speak out" against Goons. There are plenty of flustered isolated manchildren who make complaints about how Eve isn't "fair" or how people aren't "nice" in a game that has for over ten years running pushed you down a flight of stairs and laughed at you as soon as you undocked.
Stop blaming an Alliance for YOUR own lack of understanding of mechanics or basic combat. You even said yourself in THIS thread quote "I have NO clue how to pvp" yet constantly release articles and blog posts making it claim you know what you are F#@$ing talking about!
Even more deplorable, you dare to sully C&P with your detestable cowardice to insight drama and envy because YOU yourself cannot fight nor want to. After all why not just grease the pockets of a few monkeys to take care of your hard on against Goons right? It's probably why Riv posts your BS because he's got such a hard on against them as well which is laughable.
I mean seriously? 44 pages? 44. For what? To cry that Goons touched you in a bad place? That you "know" New Eden because you can do Station Trading 101 and think that everything revolves around a PVE Metagame? I'll give you a few snippets of advice because it seems to be you've been drinking the EN24 Kool Aid for far too long while chilling in Goldshire.
1. Goons/PL/N3/Rus etc it doesn't matter. Coalitions rise and fall, they don't have your best interests in mind, and it's only a small fraction of other various play styles and pilots who live in Null. Being an ignorant littler line grunt and babbling like you did during the TEST War, putting on your pom poms and crying little Orc tears does nothing but to make people laugh and snicker.
2. Before you tell others how Eve should be and try to change it? Undock for a change and get those little Gnome feet wet. I mean sure we're all aware that Smelting in Jita takes alot of hard time and serious knowledge but don't worry. I'm sure there's an Arena you can bring your PVE fit Vindi to for some testing of those "purple" modules you won off the Auction House.
3. Stop blogging. Seriously. I mean yeah Poetic is a smug little cuss but even HE is light years ahead of what you shoot from your Funion encrusted fingers. The fact that your Goon laced tears are pl;astered on EN24's front page just proves to us all how truly mad you really are.
4. Stop getting others to do your dirty work. Yeah C&P is for Merc work and Piracy, Scams, etc. But don't sit here and soap box us like you are going to school us all on "Goons R Bad" and why we need to take your tear laced money because others play the game. It's a mockery of the true spirit of C&P and it's pathetic.
5. Stop comparing Eve Online to WoW. No one cares you reached the "gold cap" and I'm sure Chribba could buy more Spectral Tiger Mounts and Space Hookers than you have units of Veldspar hoarded inside your little goblin cave in Jita 4-4.
6. Stop thinking people give a Sh$t. Cause really? We don't. BR just happened. 70 Titans died. Eve is fun. It's not Wow. Stop with the Goon mad. It's old.
P.S. People were saying the SAME stuff about BoB long before you were in little Goblin diapers.... I assure you son. Visit my blog for all the latest in jeers and tears as well as news at http://hoistthecolors.org |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
414
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Posted - 2014.01.30 08:27:00 -
[873] - Quote
                       
Ok, now tell us how you feel?
D.
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Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
22
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 09:20:00 -
[874] - Quote
Tara, don't bother. Goblin isn't capable of admitting defeat. He even moderates out questions about what objectives lemmings accomplished. In his fantasy world he is winning, because you know, nothing hurts goons more than some hisec corporation member count. |

OldWolf69
IR0N. SpaceMonkey's Alliance
130
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 10:16:00 -
[875] - Quote
So, WoWlon WoWlin, took ya 44 pages to do...nothing? |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10135
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 10:52:00 -
[876] - Quote
looks like Gevlon's new plan is to put legions of hiseccers into capitals and use them to conquer our space
please, please do this, i can't wait to kill a bunch of shitfit chimeras and phoenixesbe liberated from the ball and chain of sovereignty Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2472
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 11:11:00 -
[877] - Quote
Andski wrote:looks like Gevlon's new plan is to put legions of hiseccers into capitals and use them to conquer our space
please, please do this, i can't wait to kill a bunch of shitfit chimeras and phoenixesbe liberated from the ball and chain of sovereignty Good lord I hope this is true. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
78
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 11:14:00 -
[878] - Quote
Andski wrote:looks like Gevlon's new plan is to put legions of hiseccers into capitals and use them to conquer our space
please, please do this, i can't wait to kill a bunch of shitfit chimeras and phoenixesbe liberated from the ball and chain of sovereignty Why would they be **** fitted ? You think you are the only Eve god who can properly fit a ship ? Its not that hard It seems you assume that players in high sec never been in other space before. A bit dumb mate. But besides that, I agree it would be stupid to do so. A large force in Eve you do not fight head on. You use guerrilla tactics, as any resistance group could tell you. And that we will. We will hit your rentals till they leave you, we will send groups to drop on your ratters, we will hit your freighters and we will deny you any movement outside Goonie space. Just to mention a few things. Remember all great things started small. Let's talk in another year or so. Then I'll remind you about your mistakes today  |

Kryptik Kai
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
8760
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 11:21:00 -
[879] - Quote
Man... this is better than Jerry Springer "Shiny.-á Lets be bad guys." -Jayne Cobb |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
24
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 11:35:00 -
[880] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:text wall
In other words, you want to fail at guerilla tactics next. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10138
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 11:36:00 -
[881] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Why would they be **** fitted ? You think you are the only Eve god who can properly fit a ship ? Its not that hard  It seems you assume that players in high sec never been in other space before. A bit dumb mate. But besides that, I agree it would be stupid to do so. A large force in Eve you do not fight head on. You use guerrilla tactics, as any resistance group could tell you. And that we will. We will hit your rentals till they leave you, we will send groups to drop on your ratters, we will hit your freighters and we will deny you any movement outside Goonie space. Just to mention a few things. Remember all great things started small. Let's talk in another year or so. Then I'll remind you about your mistakes today  You should read the post about to never underestimate your enemies. You could learn from it.
yes as everybody knows, alliances motorboat in-alliance freighters from jita to their nullsec staging systems gate by gate every day
in the mind of the hisec nobody, neutral alts and jump freighters Do Not Exist Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10138
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 11:36:00 -
[882] - Quote
as far as dropping on our renters and ratters, you're too risk-averse to use anything more expensive than a t1 frigate in 0.0 space
otherwise you wouldn't spend your day in a cheaply fit tornado in docking range of 4-4 shooting at random haulers Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10139
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 11:41:00 -
[883] - Quote
also comparing yourself to a resistance group is hilarious, because resistance groups actually have a centralized command structure and plan their moves
a bunch of throwaway alts in an alliance that refuses to use out-of-game tools to coordinate aren't even a threat to provibloc Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2475
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 11:59:00 -
[884] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Andski wrote:looks like Gevlon's new plan is to put legions of hiseccers into capitals and use them to conquer our space
please, please do this, i can't wait to kill a bunch of shitfit chimeras and phoenixesbe liberated from the ball and chain of sovereignty Why would they be **** fitted ? You think you are the only Eve god who can properly fit a ship ? Its not that hard  It seems you assume that players in high sec never been in other space before. A bit dumb mate. But besides that, I agree it would be stupid to do so. A large force in Eve you do not fight head on. You use guerrilla tactics, as any resistance group could tell you. And that we will. We will hit your rentals till they leave you, we will send groups to drop on your ratters, we will hit your freighters and we will deny you any movement outside Goonie space. Just to mention a few things. Remember all great things started small. Let's talk in another year or so. Then I'll remind you about your mistakes today  You should read the post about to never underestimate your enemies. You could learn from it. I think the point is that with yourself and Gevlon being the brains of the operation, you'd struggle to fit a decent ship.
As for Guerrilla tactics, do you understand what those actually are? Because so far in both your planning and execution, those have not been used at all.
And honestly, you are not the first group to announce plans like this against a null group, and you won't be the last, but to this date there's been no effect. The reasons for this are obvious and have been explained time and time again. The fact that you want to do it isn't what people are ridiculing you about, it's that you kill a handful of pods on the Jita undock and leap around claiming victory. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4513
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 12:26:00 -
[885] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:HINT of the day : I don't want RvB to stop  Just because you can't see the reasons why I want things to happen as they happen, doesn't make it wrong 
Gevlon Goblin wrote:, the RvB pets are still in the fight, but losing badly. As soon as they give up, the Goon POCOs are history.
Source This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
294
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 13:55:00 -
[886] - Quote
The ally system automatically drops you from a war 2 weeks after offering the ally so as of DT today, RvB is no longer at war with lemmings. I look forward to making fun of gevlon for failing to realize his promise to take goon pocos "as soon as [RvB] gives up". |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
84
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 14:27:00 -
[887] - Quote
If you get your asses kicked by bad fitted T1 ships already, what will happen with T2 fitted ships ? Think about 20B+ in 2 weeks or so. Time to wake up. And trust me, I have done enough damage to most of you the last year. |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3380
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 14:28:00 -
[888] - Quote
In other news, popcorn sales are through the roof. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
27
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Posted - 2014.01.30 14:41:00 -
[889] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:And trust me, I have done enough damage to most of you the last year.
So that's why we see goons on their knees this year. Oh wait... |

Kryptik Kai
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
8824
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 14:42:00 -
[890] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:General Lemming wrote:HINT of the day : I don't want RvB to stop  Just because you can't see the reasons why I want things to happen as they happen, doesn't make it wrong  Gevlon Goblin wrote:, the RvB pets are still in the fight, but losing badly. As soon as they give up, the Goon POCOs are history. Source Damn... our killboards must be broken. "Shiny.-á Lets be bad guys." -Jayne Cobb |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
84
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 15:02:00 -
[891] - Quote
It is broken, as you get SQL errors when you click on some of your losses. But I think your KB agrees with me :
http://purple.rvbeve.com/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=127
Pete Butcher wrote:General Lemming wrote:And trust me, I have done enough damage to most of you the last year. So that's why we see goons on their knees this year. Oh wait... That's why Goonies directors reaallllyyy dont care about this entire thing. Ohh wait...  |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4514
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 15:17:00 -
[892] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:If you get your asses kicked by bad fitted T1 ships already, what will happen with T2 fitted ships ?
You should ask Marmite. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
295
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 15:25:00 -
[893] - Quote
Gevlon is so funny. After posting this morning that he needs rvb out of the fight to kill goon pocos hes now trying to goad us into re-allying. I responded with the following anf thought I might as well post it here too:
You want us in the war or out of the war? Make up your mind already. The 2:1 loss ration is due to 3-4 bads losing silly expensive pods. It literally has no impact on rvb. But keep drinking the cool aid. We joined for fun fights, had a few of those and now we're giving you the chance to put your money where your mouth is so to speak. My prediction is that you will not destroy a single goon poco and despite all your bluster you actually want us involved because you can blame us for your impotence. Now that you can't do that anymore I'm sure youll come up with yet another hilarious reason why your failure is not your fault. |

Snot Shot
Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad.
678
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 15:29:00 -
[894] - Quote
IGÇÖm pretty impressed with the volume of tears this thread has produced so far tbh. I know 5 peeps so far that had alts they werenGÇÖt using that now have a purpose when they want to chill outside Jita gankin goonies while mining on the other screensGǪ
Do you have a casual ingame channel yet to let folks can watch with their main so they know when the level of goonie is rising in Jita so they can log in their ganking alt?
When you hit 1,000 kills you should throw a fireworks party on the undockGǪ .
Podside Podcasts - Episode #170-www.podbay.fm/show/542915403 Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áGÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything" |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3383
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 15:46:00 -
[895] - Quote
Yes, please use lots of fireworks and snowballs too. I'd like to see my stacks of them increase more in value.  See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
85
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 15:53:00 -
[896] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:General Lemming wrote:If you get your asses kicked by bad fitted T1 ships already, what will happen with T2 fitted ships ? You should ask Marmite. Why ? They mainly kick your ass with T3. That might be a next step.
|

Usman Bello
United States of Winning
29
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 16:09:00 -
[897] - Quote
In my capacity as president of the United States of Winning, I would like to congratulate Darwins Lemmings for their victory over the aggression of the RvB regime!
http://unitedstatesofwinning.ytmnd.com/ |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6272
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 16:09:00 -
[898] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:That's why Goonies directors reaallllyyy dont care about this entire thing. Ohh wait...  Waiting for non caring Goonie directors again....  i care, in the same way i care about crappy reality tv
to watch idiots make fools of themselves and laugh while i have a beer Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6272
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 16:12:00 -
[899] - Quote
will general lemming talk about the real connection she's feeling to the bachelor then watch him make out with all of the attractive girls on the show while she gets drunk and cries?
find out next on the bachelor: gevlon edition Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2475
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 16:25:00 -
[900] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:If you get your asses kicked by bad fitted T1 ships already, what will happen with T2 fitted ships ? Think about 20B+ in 2 weeks or so. Time to wake up. And trust me, I have done enough damage to most of you the last year. Bear in mind that in null sec you will likely be encountering more than industry ships and pods, and the majority of your kill stats come from those categories. By all means though, you are fully welcome and encouraged to try.
General Lemming wrote:That's why Goonies directors reaallllyyy dont care about this entire thing. Ohh wait...  No matter how many times you say this, you won't suddenly become relevant. That's he problem with you and Gevlon, you both want to get some result that shows you are somehow uber, but neither of you are willing to put in the effort. You want instant, effort-free success. That's just not a reality. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2475
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 16:28:00 -
[901] - Quote
Snot Shot wrote:IGÇÖm pretty impressed with the volume of tears this thread has produced so far tbh. I know 5 peeps so far that had alts they werenGÇÖt using that now have a purpose when they want to chill outside Jita gankin goonies while mining on the other screensGǪ  Do you have a casual ingame channel yet to let folks can watch with their main so they know when the level of goonie is rising in Jita so they can log in their ganking alt? When you hit 1,000 kills you should throw a fireworks party on the undockGǪ  I really need to start reading more posts, because I'm seriously not seeing the tears you speak of. Calling out idiots is not tears you know. I guess you guys just need to stretch the definition a considerable amount so you feel like you're actually doing something. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
418
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 16:29:00 -
[902] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:You want instant, effort-free success. That's just not a reality.
Oooh Lucas, you silly willy, if we'd want that we would just join a nullbear alliance in the CFC and boast about our conquest of known space. 
D.
 |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2475
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 16:30:00 -
[903] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:General Lemming wrote:If you get your asses kicked by bad fitted T1 ships already, what will happen with T2 fitted ships ? You should ask Marmite. Why ? They mainly kick your ass with T3. That might be a next step. Ha, I don't think even Gevlon is stupid enough to kit out a bunch of noobs in T3s and hope for the best, and I doubt your members could afford them.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2475
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 16:32:00 -
[904] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:You want instant, effort-free success. That's just not a reality. Oooh Lucas, you silly willy, if we'd want that we would just join a nullbear alliance in the CFC and boast about our conquest of known space.  Yes, because that's instant, isn't it? Do me a favour, if you're going to attempt to troll again today try to make the posts make at least a little sense.
And the point stands. Your lame attempts to move off subject with troll posts is unbecoming. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
418
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 16:43:00 -
[905] - Quote
yes, quite instant.
Join spacemonkeys. Get blapped by hisec dwellers. boast about owning nullsec. ... profit?
D.
 |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6274
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 16:55:00 -
[906] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote: I really need to start reading more posts, because I'm seriously not seeing the tears you speak of. Calling out idiots is not tears you know. I guess you guys just need to stretch the definition a considerable amount so you feel like you're actually doing something.
if at first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, etc you don't succeed, just say you did and stick your fingers in your ears and sing loudly Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2475
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 16:58:00 -
[907] - Quote
Danalee wrote:yes, quite instant.
Join spacemonkeys. Get blapped by hisec dwellers. boast about owning nullsec. ... profit? *clap clap clap*
When will you understand that you are terrible at trolling. A good troll actually knows the subject matter they are talking about and gears the troll post to hit home by mixing in a certain amount of truth. Your trolls are about as effective as telling me that I eat the wrong coloured smarties first. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2475
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 17:00:00 -
[908] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:I really need to start reading more posts, because I'm seriously not seeing the tears you speak of. Calling out idiots is not tears you know. I guess you guys just need to stretch the definition a considerable amount so you feel like you're actually doing something. if at first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, etc you don't succeed, just say you did and stick your fingers in your ears and sing loudly lol, too true. Amusingly it's not restricted to the public front. These guys actually say the same stuff between themselves internally. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Amrastion Tasartir
Hook In Mouth
8
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Posted - 2014.01.30 17:02:00 -
[909] - Quote
im join thie fite, here me roar gewnies |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
298
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 17:08:00 -
[910] - Quote
In a couple hours Gevlon has already back-pedalled from:
" As soon as they [RvB] give up, the Goon POCOs are history. "
to:
"While "dunking RvB" is given, "taking Goon POCOs" can be lost, so indeed, the "lay back and laugh" period is over and we have to do things seriously. We CAN fail, no doubt."
By tomorrow he'll probably be claiming that he never intended to take any pocos |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3384
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 17:12:00 -
[911] - Quote
I'm confident that if Gevlon threw all his isk and assets towards this he could make a difference. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Amrastion Tasartir
Hook In Mouth
9
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Posted - 2014.01.30 17:14:00 -
[912] - Quote
i hate rvb they are pets, find your own fite kids. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
419
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 17:14:00 -
[913] - Quote
This is fun!
Lucas Kell wrote: it's that you kill a handful of pods on the Jita undock and leap around claiming victory.
Lucas Kell, ladies and gentleman. Savior of nullbears everywhere!
I eagerly await my invitation in the spacemonkeys.
NOT!
D.
 |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
423
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 17:17:00 -
[914] - Quote
Now I'm posting a second time to show how much I not care. Haha, those goons will really be scared now. I posted twice!
D.
 |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
423
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 17:23:00 -
[915] - Quote
Third time's a charm; I've got a spy in the CFC that gives me all their secrit intel!
You know, they also talk to each other like that, they type out pagelong essays on how local chat sucks and ratting income is teh bomb....
BE WARNED!
D.
 |

Amrastion Tasartir
Hook In Mouth
12
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Posted - 2014.01.30 17:29:00 -
[916] - Quote
wow this danalee is out of control
can we get security to the front
this man is out of control! |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2475
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 17:32:00 -
[917] - Quote
Danalee wrote:This is fun! Lucas Kell wrote: it's that you kill a handful of pods on the Jita undock and leap around claiming victory. Lucas Kell, ladies and gentleman. Savior of nullbears everywhere! No way! You mean my coalition called for interceptors, and I dual boxed and brought an inty to where it was required? Clearly I'm a disgrace.
You see, the difference between us is I'm not throwing my KB around telling everyone I'm a winner. I'm perfectly happy with nobody giving 2 craps about what I'm doing. It's why even on my alts I run logi, because KB stats mean less than nothing.
Seriously, get better at trolling. Take a course or something. I mean it's entertaining to watch your scrabble around trying to muster together some hate and failing, but real trolls are considerably more fun. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3389
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 17:36:00 -
[918] - Quote
I reread the original post and noticed Gevlon said all of his Eve wealth is in cash and assets. Please tell me you mean isk and not something else. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

ShamedOne
Failed Diplomacy
39
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Posted - 2014.01.30 17:37:00 -
[919] - Quote
I would to hate to think of gelvon ask a EULA breaker! |

Amrastion Tasartir
Hook In Mouth
24
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 17:37:00 -
[920] - Quote
wow! gelvon! wow! |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
32
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 17:40:00 -
[921] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:General Lemming wrote:And trust me, I have done enough damage to most of you the last year. So that's why we see goons on their knees this year. Oh wait... That's why Goonies directors reaallllyyy dont care about this entire thing. Ohh wait...  Waiting for non caring Goonie directors again.... 
It's really hard to resist the temptation to laugh at you and goblin.
Danalee wrote:Haha, those goons will really be scared now. I posted twice
You realize you trolled that lemming guy and goblin with this post, not goons, right? |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
432
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 17:44:00 -
[922] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote: You realize you trolled that lemming guy and goblin with this post, not goons, right?
Honnestly, I have no idea who/what/if I'm trolling... I'll tell you man, ever since I started posting in this thread, people are recognizing me on the street and saying stuff like; 'yo, are you the one from those posts on the forums' and stuff. I can't get enough of it now, I need it, I crave it, I want it!
Gimme gimme gimme! MY PRECIOUS!
Anyhow, maybe if I keep it up, my alliance will call on me to fly an interceptor in the hearth of mount doom and be an hero and stuff. Fingers crossed!
D.
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Amrastion Tasartir
Hook In Mouth
26
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 17:45:00 -
[923] - Quote
DANALEE IS NOT A TROLL DANALEE IS DO GOD WORK
RIP GOON |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4515
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 18:25:00 -
[924] - Quote
Amrastion Tasartir wrote:DANALEE IS NOT A TROLL DANALEE IS DO GOD WORK
RIP GOON
The highsec POCO dream is over. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Dragon Venom
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
5
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 18:47:00 -
[925] - Quote
I feel like I need to come clean and tell you all the truth about the ally war drop.
Last night while mining on my N3 character (we need to make isk) I got a threatening email from their leadership (I was so scared I am still shaking). Being Red Federation CEO I immediately logged in and dropped the ally war because as you can understand losing more than 1000 N3 alts that are currently in RvB would bring us to our knees!!!
Well played Gevlon, well played |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
434
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 19:50:00 -
[926] - Quote
Dragon Venom wrote:I feel like I need to come clean and tell you all the truth about the ally war drop.
Last night while mining on my N3 character (we need to make isk) I got a threatening email from their leadership (I was so scared I am still shaking). Being Red Federation CEO I immediately logged in and dropped the ally war because as you can understand losing more than 1000 N3 alts that are currently in RvB would bring us to our knees!!!
Well played Gevlon, well played
Aww man 
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, EVIL LEMMINGS! Mister goblin, sir... Can we please make good and all be friends again, can we? Pleaaaase?
D.
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Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
20
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 19:52:00 -
[927] - Quote
Dragon Venom wrote:I feel like I need to come clean and tell you all the truth about the ally war drop.
...troll troll troll... Sore losers are a sad thing to watch. Group hug? |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
86
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 21:33:00 -
[928] - Quote
Goonies need help badly , rvb joins to shaveeee them (save too), rvb and goonies get owned and lose 20B+, rvb runs, lemmings shoot all poco's in perimeter, Goonies check the pocos, Goonie gets popped ! POP....
Will rvb keep running or be a man and 'help' the evil goonies ? Probably not, they are scared shitless.... still!
News at 11. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10144
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 21:39:00 -
[929] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Goonies need help badly , rvb joins to shaveeee them (save too), rvb and goonies get owned and lose 20B+, rvb runs, lemmings shoot all poco's in perimeter, Goonies check the pocos, Goonie gets popped ! POP....
Will rvb keep running or be a man and 'help' the evil goonies ? Probably not, they are scared shitless.... still!
News at 11.
self-aggrandizing hisec nobodies overestimate their impact on alliances that matter by multiple orders of magnitude
news at 11 Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2578
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 21:42:00 -
[930] - Quote
wts one dream
our pets have abandoned us we can't do anything alone what is poco "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
86
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 21:43:00 -
[931] - Quote
We have a deal with RvB, they will defend us...... look how scared they are now .... LMAO !! RVB you are terrabad ! Someone buy RvB some panties. Cute girlie's. |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
195
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 21:47:00 -
[932] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Goonies need help badly , rvb joins to shaveeee them (save too), rvb and goonies get owned and lose 20B+, rvb runs, lemmings shoot all poco's in perimeter, Goonies check the pocos, Goonie gets popped ! POP....
Will rvb keep running or be a man and 'help' the evil goonies ? Probably not, they are scared shitless.... still!
News at 11.
Someone please give this boy a hug? Anyone?
Del |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
86
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 21:54:00 -
[933] - Quote
What's up mate, someone stole your panties ? Your new name shall be cute little pony  |

Northern Misfit
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
78
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 21:56:00 -
[934] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:We have a deal with RvB, they will defend us...... look how scared they are now .... LMAO !! RVB you are terrabad !  Someone buy RvB some panties. Cute girlie's. Just admit, RvB dont want to have their asses kicked again as they are a fail alliance. @All RvB, do you want to be in an alliance, who will do nothing while people **** on your alliance ? Of course not, so join us today and **** those girlie rules! Have you read up on the war dec mechanics in the past few years? Ally's drop, sorry, no big news story there. And as the girl in this group, I must point out that only men call them panties...we call them thongs 
I am the girl your mother warned you about.-á
-á |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
437
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 22:00:00 -
[935] - Quote
Don't think so... our war with goons will never* drop!
D.

*Never could be ever, depending on our benefactor's funds. |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
195
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 22:11:00 -
[936] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:What's up mate, someone stole your panties ? Your new name shall be cute little pony 
Actually I free ball.... |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
302
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 22:12:00 -
[937] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Goonies need help badly , rvb joins to shaveeee them (save too), rvb and goonies get owned and lose 20B+, rvb runs, lemmings shoot all poco's in perimeter, Goonies check the pocos, Goonie gets popped ! POP....
Will rvb keep running or be a man and 'help' the evil goonies ? Probably not, they are scared shitless.... still!
News at 11.
If you're going to try to goad us back into the war so you can hide your impotence being the "scary RvB" you're going to have to try harder than that! 
I look forward to the excuses that are sure to be forthcoming when not a single goon poco dies. |

Abdul 'aleem
Sumiko Yoshida Corporation
164
|
Posted - 2014.01.30 22:13:00 -
[938] - Quote
Thanks for the post OP.
Was a great read and very informative.
 The ability for everyone and their allies to legally counter-gank mission invaders... yes please. Add a Suspect Flag for Mission Invasion
Click "like" in the original post to support it. |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
68
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 00:17:00 -
[939] - Quote
So here is a thing I've been thinking about.
If we can lose over a trillion ISK in assets in the space of 24 hours (while winning the engagement) and shrug it off, how do you arrive at the conclusion that popping a couple of billion ISK worth of crap in the space of several weeks in an area which we literally don't give two tin turds about is somehow going to bring us to our knees? |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
86
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 00:24:00 -
[940] - Quote
That's pretty easy. You just need to wait a year probably. And alliance needs to grow first before it can hurt hard enough. And thats what we are working on  |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2579
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 01:33:00 -
[941] - Quote
Arkady Romanov wrote:So here is a thing I've been thinking about.
If we can lose over a trillion ISK in assets in the space of 24 hours (while winning the engagement) and shrug it off, how do you arrive at the conclusion that popping a couple of billion ISK worth of crap in the space of several weeks in an area which we literally don't give two tin turds about is somehow going to bring us to our knees?
They're already in their victory condition: 'we're better than you and just you see'
If 4 years go by and they haven't beaten us: 'we're better than you and just you see'
This is, of course, highsec uprising against Goonswarm #612 - we can point out that the previous 611 didn't work, and they're making the same fundamental mistakes, but 'we're better than you and just you see.'
Luckily their irrelevence helps them - no one notices when they don't achieve anything and slink away. Unlike, say, poor TEST who were going to take VFK any minute now just you see. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2579
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 01:34:00 -
[942] - Quote
Well to a point - I'll add it to Gevlon's never-ending rap sheet of things he has gotten horribly wrong. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Han Pos
Tu Stultus Es
0
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 03:03:00 -
[943] - Quote
Has a single Goonie POCO died yet or is this just 47 pages of hurfing? |

Amrastion Tasartir
Hook In Mouth
28
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 03:47:00 -
[944] - Quote
GOON POCO DOWN, LOOK AT EVE-KILL TIA |

Renegade Heart
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs Mordus Angels
111
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 06:04:00 -
[945] - Quote
In my personal opinion, the Lemmings ought to target PBLRD since this is the real Goonswarm cash cow. As I type this, I am in a system in null with 1 other player in local, and according to CFC rental terms, this system costs the corp renting it 7 billion isk per month!
Now PBLRD have a lot of space rented from the Goons, totalling 135 sov systerms. How else do you think Goons can afford all those Titan losses without caring? |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
69
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 07:25:00 -
[946] - Quote
Han Pos wrote:Has a single Goonie POCO died yet or is this just 47 pages of hurfing?
The second thing you said. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2480
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 07:42:00 -
[947] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:In my personal opinion, the Lemmings ought to target PBLRD since this is the real Goonswarm cash cow. As I type this, I am in a system in null with 1 other player in local, and according to CFC rental terms, this system costs the corp renting it 7 billion isk per month!
Now PBLRD have a lot of space rented from the Goons, totalling 135 sov systerms. How else do you think Goons can afford all those Titan losses without caring? That would require effort, and be equally as ineffective. These guys aren't PVPers so if they faced opposition they'd run. In high sec their opposition is minimal, mostly pods, industry ships and some frigates, which they get to catch 3/4 against 1 on an undock or a gatecamp. Even renters are able to form up roaming defense fleets. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
87
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 07:49:00 -
[948] - Quote
Funny how they are all able to but fail doing so. They cant even get enough Scimi pilots online  |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2480
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 07:54:00 -
[949] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Funny how they are all able to but fail doing so. They cant even get enough Scimi pilots online  They seem to do well enough. They certainly speak less shite than you guys. Do you honestly swallow your own narrative or do you realise yourself it's all nonsense and choose to spout it anyway? The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
89
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 08:02:00 -
[950] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:General Lemming wrote:Funny how they are all able to but fail doing so. They cant even get enough Scimi pilots online  They seem to do well enough. They certainly speak less shite than you guys. Do you honestly swallow your own narrative or do you realise yourself it's all nonsense and choose to spout it anyway? And you are asking me that .... someone get this nubcake a mirror !
|

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2480
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 08:09:00 -
[951] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:General Lemming wrote:Funny how they are all able to but fail doing so. They cant even get enough Scimi pilots online  They seem to do well enough. They certainly speak less shite than you guys. Do you honestly swallow your own narrative or do you realise yourself it's all nonsense and choose to spout it anyway? And you are asking me that .... someone get this nubcake a mirror ! lol, are you serious? I in fact don't leap around declaring victory every time I kill a pod. Literally from the start of this you guys have done nothing but spew out mountains and mountains of utter nonsense, responding to every posts with what you think is a witty remark doesn't change that. The "I know you are so what am I" approach gets pretty lame for most people by the time they are about 5. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2480
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 08:15:00 -
[952] - Quote
You know Mr Lemming, it's just occurred to me, we know why Gevlon is all butthurt about Goons, they refused to let him join their corp, but why are you? Gevlon's at least willing to stand with a little conviction while you were only willing to roll an alt and hide behind that. So what is it you are butthurt about? Did they kill your ickle mining barge? The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
441
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 08:36:00 -
[953] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Did they kill your ickle mining barge?
Now now, lucas. We've been over this. And anyways, killboards/losses don't mean anything, right?
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2480
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 08:43:00 -
[954] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Did they kill your ickle mining barge? Now now, lucas. We've been over this.And anyways, killboards/losses don't mean anything, right? Yup, they mean nowt, which is why when I lost an exhumer I didn't come on the forum with an alt and start a war against the perpetrators. Once again though, thanks for taking the time to fail to troll and change the subject.
Back on topic, Mr Lemming, why is it you are so butthurt about the goons, and why does Gevlon stand with conviction, while you hide behind the anonymity of an alt?
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
441
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 08:51:00 -
[955] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote: Back on topic, Mr Lemming, why is it you are so butthurt about the goons, and why does Gevlon stand with conviction, while you hide behind the anonymity of an alt?
It's a mystery! Oh wait, it's not...
THE ACTUAL OP wrote:'m looking for a capable highsec PvP corp/alliance to take up the banner against Goonswarm. I want this group to form an open alliance, one that accepts any corp that has highsec PvP killboard history and not a Goon ally. Kick only inactives and awoxers, not corps you had quarrel over some Falcon. Note: alliance mates can't shoot each other in highsec like corpmates. This ragtag alliance will be at war with Goonswarm, forever.
All costs + paying for your effort is on me. If you take on this task and form this alliance, I pay you 1B every week as long as you keep up the war and don't abuse your executor power to exclude anyone from shooting Goons. If the alliance goes well and enough Goons die, we can expand our scope and wardec notable Goon pets (FA, RAZOR, Gents...).
On hiding behind the anonymity of an alt... err, Lucas, why don't you link your main? Ah, because marmites ganked the crap out of him in hisec... forgot that 
I'm not trolling by the way, I just can't wrap my little head arround the fact that someone with such a bloated ego like you can be a combination of that stupid and that arrogant.... That's all.
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2480
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 10:11:00 -
[956] - Quote
Danalee wrote:It's a mystery! Oh wait, it's not... Oh I see, so purely for a paycheck. That explains why the OP (and yourself) feels the need to insult everybody involved repeatedly. I'm not sure whether to feel good in the knowledge that Gevlon's getting scammed out of isk again or bad that it's a marmite alt doing the scamming.
Danalee wrote:On hiding behind the anonymity of an alt... err, Lucas, why don't you link your main? Ah, because marmites ganked the crap out of him in hisec... forgot that  This is my main, genius. My main is not a combat pilot and combat pilots are my alts. That happens you know, those of us that don't fap over killboard stats all day. And until this thread came up, I'd never had any dealings with marmite, in fact I barely knew you guys existed. When are you going to get that null group couldn't give a flying **** what a bunch or tards does in highsec?
Danalee wrote:I'm not trolling by the way, I just can't wrap my little head arround the fact that someone with such a bloated ego like you can be a combination of that stupid and that arrogant.... That's all. HAHAHAHA. That is rich coming from you. You've done nothing but throw out personal attacks and trolls, and I've lost count of the times you've stated something so sure you were right and "getting us with this one" only to then look a fool when the truth of the matter comes up. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
442
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 10:18:00 -
[957] - Quote
^^ Don't make me quote you again... Forum police don't like it when I quote you. And get your stories straight maybe? One time you're the savior of null heading the call in your interceptor of doom and than you are the nullbear I've been claiming from the start you are.... Sjees.
Don't know what you perceive as insults but the general consensus is truth and fact are rarely that. Calling people ******** on the other hand... yeah 
D.
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Fybs
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
72
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 10:26:00 -
[958] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:
I'd never had any dealings with marmite, in fact I barely knew you guys existed. When are you going to get that null group couldn't give a flying **** what a bunch or tards does in high sec
That right there hurt my feelings..........
A lot  |

flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
2006
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 11:20:00 -
[959] - Quote
Arkady Romanov wrote:So here is a thing I've been thinking about.
If we can lose over a trillion ISK in assets in the space of 24 hours (while winning the engagement) and shrug it off, how do you arrive at the conclusion that popping a couple of billion ISK worth of crap in the space of several weeks in an area which we literally don't give two tin turds about is somehow going to bring us to our knees?
Add to that that the B-R thing was being reimbursed while the kills gevlon goofs make are being 'personal faillures' wich are not refunded from your alliance wallet.This is something marmite and friends have a hard time understanding.Even if you kill off 100's of billions it does not effect an alliance just certain line members wich usually also are the members that don't contribute on the pvp side hence their ignorance .So even if they rage and drop corp/alliance they won't be missed much .
But forgive me for using logic general flaming , carry on trolling and feeling as if you are actually making any difference to 'goons strength' .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
|

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2481
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 12:12:00 -
[960] - Quote
Danalee wrote:^^ Don't make me quote you again... Forum police don't like it when I quote you. And get your stories straight maybe? One time you're the savior of null heading the call in your interceptor of doom and than you are the nullbear I've been claiming from the start you are.... Sjees. Did you essentially just troll yourself. See you are the one that invented the entire idea behind the "saviour of null" nonsense and the "interceptor of doom". You can feel free to quote what4ever you want, but it wont change the fact that this is my main, and that I'm completely open with that being the case. I don't have to hide behind an alt, because I say what I mean with conviction.
I'll give you a clue though. The truth is General Lemming hides behind that anonymity because he doesn't want his reputation to be damaged when Lemmings inevitably fails. Even Gevlon himself has stated that the lemmings would not be able to hold up against a defensive fleet, so you'll be restricted to Jita camping. Basically isk is being poured down the drain to do exactly what marmite does but under a new name. General Lemming doesn't want his marmite main to take the flack for an initiative that is being failed through his flawed leadership, hence the anonymity. The problem with being anonymous though is that your words lack conviction. If even the person saying them isn't strong enough to stand behind them and clearly state "this is what I believe", then they will mean even less to the general public.
Fybs wrote:That right there hurt my feelings.......... A lot  Alas, it needed to be said. Since the public face of Marmite appears to be Danalee scraping together troll posts and stating some pretty dumb things as though they were fact, opinions may be skewed. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4522
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 12:15:00 -
[961] - Quote
A Goonswarm diplomat who is a really cool dude recently implied that I hate SMA. Let me be clear that I don't hate entire alliances for the ****** posting of a few of their members. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
445
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 12:38:00 -
[962] - Quote
^^ This.
Mallak Azaria, you are my most favorite of goons. It's weird being on the same side in one game (WOT?!) and on the complete opposite in others. Anyhow, keep up the good work!
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2488
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 13:04:00 -
[963] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:A Goonswarm diplomat who is a really cool dude recently implied that I hate SMA. Let me be clear that I don't hate entire alliances for the ****** posting of a few of their members. I don't hate entire alliances, that's a strong feeling for a game but it does give you an idea of who's in it especially with a group as small as marmite.
edit: "small" not being a dig. Smaller groups generally have fewer variations in types of member. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Usman Bello
United States of Winning
29
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 13:34:00 -
[964] - Quote
So what's up? RvB was ordered back into the war? Lemmings must have made an impression reinforcing so many POCOs at once. 
What is going on here? http://unitedstatesofwinning.ytmnd.com/ |

flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
2010
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 14:15:00 -
[965] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:A Goonswarm diplomat who is a really cool dude recently implied that I hate SMA. Let me be clear that I don't hate entire alliances for the ****** posting of a few of their members. I don't hate entire alliances, that's a strong feeling for a game but it does give you an idea of who's in it especially with a group as small as marmite. edit: "small" not being a dig. Smaller groups generally have fewer variations in types of member.
I think he kinda just meant you there ... just saying .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
|

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
91
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 14:16:00 -
[966] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Mallak Azaria, you are my most favorite of goons.  He has to do with second place, Bob S. is still my fav. Goonie  |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
91
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 14:19:00 -
[967] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:So what's up? RvB was ordered back into the war? Lemmings must have made an impression reinforcing so many POCOs at once.  What is going on here? Yeh, we saw the call for help from Powers. We lolled at the panic call for reps.
|

Usman Bello
United States of Winning
29
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 14:51:00 -
[968] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Usman Bello wrote:So what's up? RvB was ordered back into the war? Lemmings must have made an impression reinforcing so many POCOs at once.  What is going on here? Yeh, we saw the call for help from Powers. We lolled at the panic call for reps. Oh I see, thanks for clarifying.
Well good Goonsirs and madams, if I may as well voice my thoughts towards this subject matter: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! http://unitedstatesofwinning.ytmnd.com/ |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2488
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Posted - 2014.01.31 15:21:00 -
[969] - Quote
flakeys wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:A Goonswarm diplomat who is a really cool dude recently implied that I hate SMA. Let me be clear that I don't hate entire alliances for the ****** posting of a few of their members. I don't hate entire alliances, that's a strong feeling for a game but it does give you an idea of who's in it especially with a group as small as marmite. edit: "small" not being a dig. Smaller groups generally have fewer variations in types of member. I think he kinda just meant you there ... just saying  . Yeah, don't worry, I got that. I understand myself and a handful on the Goons don't quite mesh and generally tend do just shrug, since what does it matter? Instead I focused here on the context of the post, which is dissing an alliance based on the posting from a single member.
Not really sure what got Mallak all riled up in particular. I think he's one of the ones where we disagree over high sec ganking, thus he hates everything I say. Honestly, I tried to care, but it just wouldn't happen.
Back on subject though, is there actually going to be a show of force from the lemmings tonight or are we expecting to see people docked. I've already posted my prediction on Gevlon's blog, but I'll cross post here for those who like to stay clean:
1. Lemmings and marmite will form 50-100. 2. Goons will blob. 3. Lemmings will concede and leave. 4. Gevlon will post a blog post claiming time wasted and opportunity costs declaring that a victory metric. 5. Lemmings will celebrate their victory by patting each other on the back wildly, at the same time as telling us all that the goons blobbing is a sign of weakness. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2488
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 15:24:00 -
[970] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Usman Bello wrote:So what's up? RvB was ordered back into the war? Lemmings must have made an impression reinforcing so many POCOs at once.  What is going on here? Yeh, we saw the call for help from Powers. We lolled at the panic call for reps. I'm sure there's a really worried email somewhere calling for all hands on deck worried about the enormous odds the goons have been put up against. Undoubtedly this battle will make B-R look like the ganking of a noobship by comparison. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Renegade Heart
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs Mordus Angels
111
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Posted - 2014.01.31 15:35:00 -
[971] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:we disagree over high sec ganking
Out of interest, what's wrong with high sec ganking then?
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Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
450
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 15:43:00 -
[972] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:General Lemming wrote:Usman Bello wrote:So what's up? RvB was ordered back into the war? Lemmings must have made an impression reinforcing so many POCOs at once.  What is going on here? Yeh, we saw the call for help from Powers. We lolled at the panic call for reps. I'm sure there's a really worried email somewhere calling for all hands on deck worried about the enormous odds the goons have been put up against. Undoubtedly this battle will make B-R look like the ganking of a noobship by comparison.
Will you head the call and fly your interceptor into the hearth of the enemie?
D.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2488
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Posted - 2014.01.31 15:45:00 -
[973] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:we disagree over high sec ganking Out of interest, what's wrong with high sec ganking then? Well I'm of the impression that it's a little too easy and the repercussions are meaningless. Since you can move all your ships around using an alt and freely fly around in an empty pod, sec status has very little effect. When you gank while already -10, nothing is different, except facpo turn up just as you explode, and then when you're bored of ganking you can pop yourself back up to non-facpo sec status with a few hundred mil in tags.
For a game where it's supposed to be harsh and your actions are supposed to have consequences, it's pretty lame.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2488
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 15:47:00 -
[974] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:General Lemming wrote:Usman Bello wrote:So what's up? RvB was ordered back into the war? Lemmings must have made an impression reinforcing so many POCOs at once.  What is going on here? Yeh, we saw the call for help from Powers. We lolled at the panic call for reps. I'm sure there's a really worried email somewhere calling for all hands on deck worried about the enormous odds the goons have been put up against. Undoubtedly this battle will make B-R look like the ganking of a noobship by comparison. Will you head the call and fly your interceptor into the hearth of the enemie? Doubtful, that's back in storage. I heard people are get blown up somewhere in space so I'm actively refusing to undock for fear of my life. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4528
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 16:13:00 -
[975] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Instead I focused here on the context of the post, which is dissing an alliance based on the posting from a single member..
Sometimes it doesn't matter how clear & to the point one makes a post, people still believe there is some sort of underlying context. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4528
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 16:15:00 -
[976] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Well I'm of the impression that it's a little too easy and the repercussions are meaningless.
Because having to clear 80-odd killrights before I can go & rep POCO is meaningless. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
94
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 16:19:00 -
[977] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:If you're going to try to goad us back into the war so you can hide your impotence being the "scary RvB" you're going to have to try harder than that!  I look forward to the excuses that are sure to be forthcoming when not a single goon poco dies. Mehhhh mehhhhh welcome back in the war goads And that's how it will go every time. If you like it or not. 100% purple till you understand that the deal with Goonies isn't good for RvB's fun pvp thing. I want zeee olddd RvB fun back ....grr...... |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2488
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 16:25:00 -
[978] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Well I'm of the impression that it's a little too easy and the repercussions are meaningless. Because having to clear 80-odd killrights before I can go & rep POCO is meaningless. Yes, completely meaningless. That means you've ganked at least 80 people who then went on to make your killrights available in what, 30 days? If you look at the punishment that is per kill, it's nothing. Sure, if you save them up and do them all in one go then at the point you do it you'll feel the combined effort of all of them in one go.
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Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4529
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 16:34:00 -
[979] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Well I'm of the impression that it's a little too easy and the repercussions are meaningless. Because having to clear 80-odd killrights before I can go & rep POCO is meaningless. Yes, completely meaningless. That means you've ganked at least 80 people who then went on to make your killrights available in what, 30 days? If you look at the punishment that is per kill, it's nothing. Sure, if you save them up and do them all in one go then at the point you do it you'll feel the combined effort of all of them in one go.
Yes I'm sure those 50m+ killrights are no issue at all to clear. All I have to do is undock my Ashimmu & hope someone takes the bait before a wartarget comes along. I'm sure I can get them cleared in the 3 hours leading up to the first POCO exited reinforced. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2488
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 16:41:00 -
[980] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Well I'm of the impression that it's a little too easy and the repercussions are meaningless. Because having to clear 80-odd killrights before I can go & rep POCO is meaningless. Yes, completely meaningless. That means you've ganked at least 80 people who then went on to make your killrights available in what, 30 days? If you look at the punishment that is per kill, it's nothing. Sure, if you save them up and do them all in one go then at the point you do it you'll feel the combined effort of all of them in one go. Yes I'm sure those 50m+ killrights are no issue at all to clear. All I have to do is undock my Ashimmu & hope someone takes the bait before a wartarget comes along. I'm sure I can get them cleared in the 3 hours leading up to the first POCO exited reinforced. Surely a 50m+ killright doesn't need to be cleared for a poco rep? Just run a cheap logi rather than a full T2 and they'd have to pay more than the kill is worth to get it.
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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
114
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 16:57:00 -
[981] - Quote
Look! After Professor Clio posted like a dozen times that RvB just joined for 2 weeks and only for fun, they are back in the war. Hey Clio, how is it feel to not only be the dog of Mynnna but being exposed as one openly? Look what he commented on my blog. I don't think he was sarcastic.
Also, I loved the "all hands on deck" Goon ping by Powers. I think it's time to remind him that it's all his fault. Had he not drop that Enyo on my AFK-grinding BCs, I never figure out this project, I'd reinforce some Goon POCOs all by myself, maybe alarm clock twice for the timer and forget the whole thing.
And you don't even have a clue little bees what's waiting for you on Monday! |

Renegade Heart
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs Mordus Angels
112
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 17:01:00 -
[982] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:the repercussions are meaningless
Hmm maybe the guys that lose billions of isk to cheap t1 ships would like to hear about that 
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Edmark I
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
34
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 17:05:00 -
[983] - Quote
Hey guys. We killed 59 Titans on Monday and CCP put a monument in game to our great victory. We are about to roll the south and are on the verge of defeating the greatest force we've ever faced. Hows this highsec thing going? Are we dead/broke yet? |

Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
20
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 17:10:00 -
[984] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:General Lemming wrote:Yeh, we saw the call for help from Powers. We lolled at the panic call for reps. I'm sure there's a really worried email somewhere calling for all hands on deck worried about the enormous odds the goons have been put up against. The odds make this even funnier. lol @ goonies 
Lucas Kell wrote: 1. Lemmings and marmite will form 50-100. 2. Goons will blob. 3. Lemmings will concede and leave. 4. Gevlon will post a blog post claiming time wasted and opportunity costs declaring that a victory metric.
Isn't that exactly how partisans would fight an occupying force? Instead of clashing into huge armies that vastly outnumber you, you go out and commit acts of sabotage; attack supply lines (renters) etc and retreat back into the hills. Simply make the occupation to costly to continue.
This has worked out just fine in the history of mankind. I can't see why this wouldn't apply to internet spaceship games. They don't have to destroy all the POCOs; they have to achieve that keeping them costs more than giving them up.
I wouldn't be to fixated on the POCOs that much anyway. Spergtacus said that this is a permawar to shoot Goonies until kingdom comes and attacking POCOs is one way to have them show up for you. Somehow this turned into clever "Haha, you want all our POCOS, why haven't you destroyed them yet?!" counter-propaganda from the Goons.
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Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
32
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 17:22:00 -
[985] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Look! After Professor Clio posted like a dozen times that RvB just joined for 2 weeks and only for fun, they are back in the war. Hey Clio, how is it feel to not only be the dog of Mynnna but being exposed as one openly? Look what he commented on my blog. I don't think he was sarcastic. Also, I loved the "all hands on deck" Goon ping by Powers. I think it's time to remind him that it's all his fault. Had he not drop that Enyo on my AFK-grinding BCs, I never figure out this project, I'd reinforce some Goon POCOs all by myself, maybe alarm clock twice for the timer and forget the whole thing. And you don't even have a clue little bees what's waiting for you on Monday!
So they are back to have more fun and you still fail at achieving anything. I am amused you find it worthy of posting about (and claiming it's a sort of victory, of course!). I mean, we all like to laugh at you - after all you are one of the worst players this game has seen - but openly placing your head under the axe? Now that is stupidity in its purest form. Now, let us wait for Monday - I have a feeling your next failure will be of epic proportions. |

Kagura Nikon
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
1209
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 17:24:00 -
[986] - Quote
Edmark I wrote:Hey guys. We killed 59 Titans on Monday and CCP put a monument in game to our great victory. We are about to roll the south and are on the verge of defeating the greatest force we've ever faced. Hows this highsec thing going? Are we dead/broke yet?
You are exaclty where he wanted.. as soon as you finish controlling ALL of 0.0.. there will be no one to buy or sell your stuff.. no one to fight.. and then you will be forced in his mighty trap .. MUHAUHAUAHUAHUAHAUHA!!! "If brute force does not solve your problem..... -áthen you are -ásurely not using enough!" |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2488
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 17:29:00 -
[987] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:The odds make this even funnier. lol @ goonies  Yeah... the point is the "call for help" was probably vastly overstated. Just think about it rationally for a second and consider what the likelyhood of them really calling out for help is.
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Isn't that exactly how partisans would fight an occupying force? Instead of clashing into huge armies that vastly outnumber you, you go out and commit acts of sabotage; attack supply lines (renters) etc and retreat back into the hills. Simply make the occupation to costly to continue.
This has worked out just fine in the history of mankind. I can't see why this wouldn't apply to internet spaceship games. They don't have to destroy all the POCOs; they have to achieve that keeping them costs more than giving them up. Kinda, but they would attack meaningful supply lines. If everything in high sec the goons owned died, it would have nearly zero effect on nullsec, since the main logistics are done on out of alliance alts. With miniluv operating in high sec anyway, and the RvB deal the costs are small. Bear in mind the KB stats getting thrown around have nothing to do with the POCOs. Those are individuals that likely would have died to one of the many other high sec corps currently war deccing the goons.
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:I wouldn't be to fixated on the POCOs that much anyway. Spergtacus said that this is a permawar to shoot Goonies until kingdom comes and attacking POCOs is one way to have them show up for you. Somehow this turned into clever "Haha, you want all our POCOS, why haven't you destroyed them yet?!" counter-propaganda from the Goons. Indeed. I'm pretty sure his group will burn out from structure grinds and blueballing before the goons though. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4533
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 17:35:00 -
[988] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Look! After Professor Clio posted like a dozen times that RvB just joined for 2 weeks and only for fun, they are back in the war. Hey Clio, how is it feel to not only be the dog of Mynnna but being exposed as one openly? Look what he commented on my blog. I don't think he was sarcastic. Also, I loved the "all hands on deck" Goon ping by Powers. I think it's time to remind him that it's all his fault. Had he not drop that Enyo on my AFK-grinding BCs, I never figure out this project, I'd reinforce some Goon POCOs all by myself, maybe alarm clock twice for the timer and forget the whole thing. And you don't even have a clue little bees what's waiting for you on Monday! So they are back to have more fun and you still fail at achieving anything. I am amused you find it worthy of posting about (and claiming it's a sort of victory, of course!). I mean, we all like to laugh at you - after all you are one of the worst players this game has seen - but openly placing your head under the axe? Now that is stupidity in its purest form. Now, let us wait for Monday - I have a feeling your next failure will be of epic proportions.
I thought nothing would ever trump Xenuria telling a table full of people at fanfest that he preys on vulnerable women. Boy was I wrong. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Leigh Akiga
My Highsec Backbone
532
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 17:44:00 -
[989] - Quote
Gevlon Goblins meltdown is about the most entertaining thing in 2014 thus far  |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2579
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 17:53:00 -
[990] - Quote
Usman Bello wrote:So what's up? RvB was ordered back into the war? Lemmings must have made an impression reinforcing so many POCOs at once.  What is going on here?
Funds got a bit tight after B-R but the RMT is flowing again so they'll be back.
I don't believe this myself but Gevlon's blog is a tome of some considerable wisdom upon which I have based this conclusion.
Lucas Kell wrote: Since you can move all your ships around using an alt and freely fly around in an empty pod, sec status has very little effect. When you gank while already -10, nothing is different, except facpo turn up just as you explode, and then when you're bored of ganking you can pop yourself back up to non-facpo sec status with a few hundred mil in tags.
Moving ships? It's precisely because highsec offers immunity to alliance logistics that it should be reasonably viable to do it. Unless CCP decide you can only fly a freighter/JF in highsec if it's in a corp of 10+ members for a week, you'll forever see neutral alts operating in highsec with immunity to their enemies. We do it, everyone does it. Miniluv deliberately targets freighters in highsec where we know it belongs to an enemy, and I can tell you the grind to fix your sec status / etc is tedious as all get out. Arguing that people should be punished (via endless tedium) for attacking enemies of theirs in a PVP game is one of the bad arguments that shows you're thinking 'entrenched eve logic' and not 'how it should be' logic. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
96
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 17:57:00 -
[991] - Quote
Edmark I wrote:Hey guys. We killed 59 Titans on Monday and CCP put a monument in game to our great victory. We are about to roll the south and are on the verge of defeating the greatest force we've ever faced. Hows this highsec thing going? Are we dead/broke yet? Congrats! highsec is fine 
And thanks for the idea Khanh'rhh. Lemmings ganking know CFC freighters. Its good to have spies in CFC alliance.  |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2579
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 17:58:00 -
[992] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:And you don't even have a clue little bees what's waiting for you on Monday!
I'm going to guess a blog post where you change your victory conditions (again) and claim victory (again).
We were broken men after reading the first please don't do it again please. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
96
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 18:05:00 -
[993] - Quote
Smart players chance their tactics to changing circumstances. Say hi to Powers from me. PInggggg.......  |

Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
21
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 18:07:00 -
[994] - Quote
Edmark I wrote:Hey guys. We killed 59 Titans on Monday and CCP put a monument in game to our great victory. We are about to roll the south and are on the verge of defeating the greatest force we've ever faced. Hows this highsec thing going? Are we dead/broke yet? Yes this is all nice and dandy, pretty impressive actually.
But what is it to me, a humble highsec dweller? This affects me as much as the sack of rice that fell over in China. Ok, it allowed for some nice rice mineral speculation; thanks to both sides for that. 
So someone trying to shoot you out of highsec, my little realm, I find a tad more intriguing than things happening in a land far, far away.
Lucas Kell wrote:Just think about it rationally for a second and consider what the likelyhood of them really calling out for help is. I agree, but the question remains why call upon allies when you don't need them. Do they actually need help? RvB stated before that it would be better for their own gameplay to be more like Switzerland and all the propaganda aside it looks a little bit like they are letting themself get used. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
32
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 18:12:00 -
[995] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Smart players chance their tactics to changing circumstances. Say hi to Powers from me. PInggggg....... 
Seems like all you do is changing tactics. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
96
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 18:31:00 -
[996] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:General Lemming wrote:Smart players chance their tactics to changing circumstances. Say hi to Powers from me. PInggggg.......  Seems like all you do is changing tactics. Thanks for calling me veryy smart 
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Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
32
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 18:59:00 -
[997] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:General Lemming wrote:Smart players chance their tactics to changing circumstances. Say hi to Powers from me. PInggggg.......  Seems like all you do is changing tactics. Thanks for calling me veryy smart 
Given you failed to achieve any objective despite those changes, I'm basically calling you very stupid. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6279
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 19:01:00 -
[998] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote: Isn't that exactly how partisans would fight an occupying force? Instead of clashing into huge armies that vastly outnumber you, you go out and commit acts of sabotage; attack supply lines (renters) etc and retreat back into the hills. Simply make the occupation to costly to continue.
yeah except we're the united states of america and gevlon is busy trying to sabotage people in Tanzania because he can't afford a plane ticket over here Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
21
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 19:10:00 -
[999] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Kirin Shiyurida wrote: Isn't that exactly how partisans would fight an occupying force? Instead of clashing into huge armies that vastly outnumber you, you go out and commit acts of sabotage; attack supply lines (renters) etc and retreat back into the hills. Simply make the occupation to costly to continue.
yeah except we're the united states of america and gevlon is busy trying to sabotage people in Tanzania because he can't afford a plane ticket over here So tell me, how much is it to fly once a day with your friends to Tanzania to prevent him from humping your POCOs over there?  |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2489
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 19:13:00 -
[1000] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Moving ships? It's precisely because highsec offers immunity to alliance logistics that it should be reasonably viable to do it. Unless CCP decide you can only fly a freighter/JF in highsec if it's in a corp of 10+ members for a week, you'll forever see neutral alts operating in highsec with immunity to their enemies. We do it, everyone does it. Miniluv deliberately targets freighters in highsec where we know it belongs to an enemy, and I can tell you the grind to fix your sec status / etc is tedious as all get out. Arguing that people should be punished (via endless tedium) for attacking enemies of theirs in a PVP game is one of the bad arguments that shows you're thinking 'entrenched eve logic' and not 'how it should be' logic. I'm not arguing people should be actively punished for "shooting their enemies", I'm arguing that there should be more consequences to such actions. Gankers get the benefit of neutral alts as well as anyone else, so that's not a benefit other players are getting over them.
The thing is, what I see chanted all over the community is that actions have consequences. Well ganking barely does. Once you are at -10 you can still keep ganking forever and other than racking up killrights (which you can just unsub your account and wait to expire) nothing will change no matter how much you gank. IMHO, sec status penalties need to be made worse in the higher ends of high sec with pirate stations in low and npc null granting benefits.
But that's all off topic The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
197
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Posted - 2014.01.31 19:19:00 -
[1001] - Quote
Confirming mynnna is an expert with a whip. But sometimes it feels good.....
Del |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2582
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 19:20:00 -
[1002] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Weaselior wrote:Kirin Shiyurida wrote: Isn't that exactly how partisans would fight an occupying force? Instead of clashing into huge armies that vastly outnumber you, you go out and commit acts of sabotage; attack supply lines (renters) etc and retreat back into the hills. Simply make the occupation to costly to continue.
yeah except we're the united states of america and gevlon is busy trying to sabotage people in Tanzania because he can't afford a plane ticket over here So tell me, how much is it to fly once a day with your friends to Tanzania to prevent him from humping your POCOs over there? 
If you want to expand an analogy, it would be equivelent to the US sending a humvee with 5 guys in it to stop the villagers from digging up a US pipeline. Ultimately a rounding error on the balance sheet to the US, but seemingly all the villagers care about. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2583
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 19:24:00 -
[1003] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:I'm arguing that there should be more consequences to such actions The consequences to these actions should be the people I shot going and shooting me and my friends in revenge, and such is how a sandbox should be. The consequence shouldn't be the invincible space po-po turning up out of thin air to blow you up, followed by writing a scrip which says "as penance please spend a number of hours to go and find red crosses somewhere and please shoot them wait a number of minutes and then shoot some more".
Again, entrenched EvE logic.
e: if you think -10 ganking is easy you haven't done it. Anything other than instant point-to-point warps and you get exploded. This makes coordination something of a big pain. It also makes solo ganking have an entry fee of a second account just to give warpins, and potentially even a third account to throw ships at your main in a pod. Please at least try it for a length of time before claiming it's not a significant deterrent to doing it; there's a reason we grind our sec status to keep it positive despite it being a chore unto itself.
e2: -10 ganking is basically pod killing, nothing more. Anything more involved than landing on grid, locking and popping a pod means you want to have decent enough sec status to keep the fac pol off you. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
303
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 19:24:00 -
[1004] - Quote
Gevlon claims victory when rvb leaves the war, then claims victory when rvb gets back into the war. Color me confused. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2583
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 19:33:00 -
[1005] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:Gevlon claims victory when rvb leaves the war, then claims victory when rvb gets back into the war. Color me confused.
Welcome to being painted in the same broad strokes as Goons simply because you work with us. No matter what you do, you're always making a mistake and they have you exactly where they want you. No amount of success against them will shift their opinion. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
116
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 19:41:00 -
[1006] - Quote
Post #1004 in this thread.
Thanks God that Goons can't care less what highsec pubbies do. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
32
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 19:46:00 -
[1007] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Post #1004 in this thread.
Thanks God that Goons can't care less what highsec pubbies do.
Is it really that hard to understand that people just like to laugh at you, because you are terribad? |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2490
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 19:48:00 -
[1008] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Just think about it rationally for a second and consider what the likelyhood of them really calling out for help is. I agree, but the question remains why call upon allies and risk to alienate them when you don't need them. Do they actually need help? RvB stated before that it would be better for their own gameplay to be more like Switzerland and all the propaganda aside it looks a little bit like they are letting themself get used. They already have a treaty, and while RvB aren't required to help, they are willing to and would further reduce the time and risk involved. In realism this whole "RvB are pets and N3 will tell them to stop" stuff is all in Gevlon's head. Nobody in null much cares who they choose to make a deal with, least of which a high sec deal. PL make multiple deals with us, and N3 still happily had them along. It's just the way null politics go. RvB get stuff to shoot out of this and all the time they are happy to do that, chances are they will. To say they are being used is saying they are weak enough to be able to get used like that, which I don't think is the case. The treaty is fair and beneficial to both parties, and I think they've considered the options and chosen this one actively, which is fair enough. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
22
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 19:52:00 -
[1009] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:The consequence shouldn't be the invincible space po-po turning up out of thin air to blow you up, followed by writing a scrip which says "as penance please spend a number of hours to go and find red crosses somewhere and please shoot them wait a number of minutes and then shoot some more". As for freighters or haulers in general, I always held the opinion that it would be way more fun for everyone involved, if they had some decent weaponry onboard. Simply so that they could try to fight off a gank by themself or hold up until your friends/concord arrives; obviously with way longer response times then. You shoot me? I shoot back! Enough for consequences.
|

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6279
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 19:52:00 -
[1010] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Weaselior wrote:Kirin Shiyurida wrote: Isn't that exactly how partisans would fight an occupying force? Instead of clashing into huge armies that vastly outnumber you, you go out and commit acts of sabotage; attack supply lines (renters) etc and retreat back into the hills. Simply make the occupation to costly to continue.
yeah except we're the united states of america and gevlon is busy trying to sabotage people in Tanzania because he can't afford a plane ticket over here So tell me, how much is it to fly once a day with your friends to Tanzania to prevent him from humping your POCOs over there?  i have trouble keeping the zeros straight when we discuss such minute fractions of our wealth Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6279
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 19:53:00 -
[1011] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Post #1004 in this thread.
Thanks God that Goons can't care less what highsec pubbies do. we care a great deal about the hilarious pratfalls of highsec pubbies Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2490
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 20:00:00 -
[1012] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:I'm arguing that there should be more consequences to such actions The consequences to these actions should be the people I shot going and shooting me and my friends in revenge, and such is how a sandbox should be. Except they can't, since the only time gankers undock is to gank. If the idea is everyone should just blow each other up, then concord and sec status should be taken out entirely. The way it currently stands there's just set ships and certain levels of cargo/fittings that crosses a danger line, so basically if you fly more than that you are at more risk. I would be all for ways for people to blow each other up more, but it needs to be done in a way that drives conflict on both sides, not just one sided ganks.
Khanh'rhh wrote:The consequence shouldn't be the invincible space po-po turning up out of thin air to blow you up, followed by writing a scrip which says "as penance please spend a number of hours to go and find red crosses somewhere and please shoot them wait a number of minutes and then shoot some more". I never said it should be. But why would Caldari stations allow you to dock in the highest security status if all you do is fly around shooting citizens outside for example. And when was the last time you increased your sec status? Tags make it considerably easier.
Khanh'rhh wrote:e: if you think -10 ganking is easy you haven't done it. Anything other than instant point-to-point warps and you get exploded. This makes coordination something of a big pain. It also makes solo ganking have an entry fee of a second account just to give warpins, and potentially even a third account to throw ships at your main in a pod. Please at least try it for a length of time before claiming it's not a significant deterrent to doing it; there's a reason we grind our sec status to keep it positive despite it being a chore unto itself.
e2: -10 ganking is basically pod killing, nothing more. Anything more involved than landing on grid, locking and popping a pod means you want to have decent enough sec status to keep the fac pol off you. I have done it, and it is easy. Even Gevlon managed it for christ's sake. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Sipphakta en Gravonere
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
486
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 20:02:00 -
[1013] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Post #1004 in this thread.
Thanks God that Goons can't care less what highsec pubbies do.
:justpost:
Seriously, what do you expect from a community with a culture around posting? I say tomato, you say tomaCCP BAN ALL TOMATOES THEY ARE HARASSING ME I WANT TOMATO FREE HIGHSEC. -- TheGunslinger42 "**** goons, they only kill stuff that can't shoot back, they aren't killing us fast enough, they missed my ****** Ibis so they failed, CCP ban goons they shot my ship." -- Distracted |

Edmark I
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
39
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 20:06:00 -
[1014] - Quote
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:Edmark I wrote:Hey guys. We killed 59 Titans on Monday and CCP put a monument in game to our great victory. We are about to roll the south and are on the verge of defeating the greatest force we've ever faced. Hows this highsec thing going? Are we dead/broke yet? Yes this is all nice and dandy, pretty impressive actually. And I mean that in all honesty. But what is it to me, a humble highsec dweller? This affects me as much as the sack of rice that fell over in China
This is how the common goon feels about highsec wardecs
|

Renegade Heart
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs Mordus Angels
113
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 20:45:00 -
[1015] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:e2: -10 ganking is basically pod killing, nothing more. Anything more involved than landing on grid, locking and popping a pod means you want to have decent enough sec status to keep the fac pol off you.
Then why do you get gangs of -10 dessies queuing up on a lowsec gate to high sec, shortly after heading through straight to a 0.5 belt to melt mackinaws 
To say -10 guys can only shoot pods is completely untrue. This is all off-topic ofc but I thought you might appreciate being corrected 
Now if you are talking solo ganking then you may well be correct. But we both know that eve is not a solo game! |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4538
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 20:48:00 -
[1016] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Post #1004 in this thread.
Thanks God that Goons can't care less what highsec pubbies do.
Please fix your English before posting again. Thanks in advance This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6288
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 22:46:00 -
[1017] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Gevlon claims victory when rvb leaves the war, then claims victory when rvb gets back into the war. Color me confused. Welcome to being painted in the same broad strokes as Goons simply because you work with us. No matter what you do, you're always making a mistake and they have you exactly where they want you. No amount of success against them will shift their opinion. i like to pair "the mittani's final mistake" with the recent "nullsec is over, the goons won" blogs Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
98
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 23:08:00 -
[1018] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:Gevlon claims victory when rvb leaves the war, then claims victory when rvb gets back into the war. Color me confused. That's the downside of being a goat :) Mehhhhhh......mehhhh....
|

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
199
|
Posted - 2014.01.31 23:10:00 -
[1019] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Gevlon claims victory when rvb leaves the war, then claims victory when rvb gets back into the war. Color me confused. Welcome to being painted in the same broad strokes as Goons simply because you work with us. No matter what you do, you're always making a mistake and they have you exactly where they want you. No amount of success against them will shift their opinion. i like to pair "the mittani's final mistake" with the recent "nullsec is over, the goons won" blogs
Maybe winning was a mistake? |

Powers Sa
870
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 01:31:00 -
[1020] - Quote
Darwin's Lemmings went on a lowsec roam. The 30 marmite guys that showed up, decided to stand down, and tora decloaked himself twice. I took too long fitting ships to get undocked for the first one poco XD
The smug train keeps rolling. lol |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4538
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 01:32:00 -
[1021] - Quote
So, 90 minutes in to repping & we still own all the moons. What happened guys? This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2592
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 02:18:00 -
[1022] - Quote
A POCO exploded we are the worst reppers :(
Luckily true goon hero Mynnna was there to pick up the slack and put another POCO in it's place so highsec is once again saved from being taxed by an evil Randian overlord.
Also marmite ran back to a docking radius somewhere but that shouldn't be news to anyone.
They did however activate killrights on some of us and then beg in local for 15mins for someone else to come shoot us. Why is it always "someone else" with you guys?
Anyway OP success again. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
307
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 02:26:00 -
[1023] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Gevlon claims victory when rvb leaves the war, then claims victory when rvb gets back into the war. Color me confused. That's the downside of being a goat :) Mehhhhhh......mehhhh....
Calling your boss a goat is not very nice. |

Rhes
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
574
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 02:26:00 -
[1024] - Quote
What was the opportunity cost for Lemmings reffing all those POCOs and then not even showing up to try and kill them? EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4540
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 02:47:00 -
[1025] - Quote
Rhes wrote:What was the opportunity cost for Lemmings reffing all those POCOs and then not even showing up to try and kill them?
What was the opportunity cost of paying Marmite to run away?
This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Leigh Akiga
My Highsec Backbone
538
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 03:27:00 -
[1026] - Quote
grrr opportunity cost
Cant wait to see what nasty thing Geblon Govlin is cooking up |

Edmark I
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
41
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 03:31:00 -
[1027] - Quote
Meanwhile in 0.0
Immensea is burning and the residents are being put to the sword. N3 is having a coalition meeting tomorrow. Exciting times  |

Seraph IX Basarab
Hades Effect Surely You're Joking
207
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 04:17:00 -
[1028] - Quote
Edmark I wrote:Meanwhile in 0.0 Immensea is burning and the residents are being put to the sword. N3 is having a coalition meeting tomorrow. Exciting times 
CFC really needs to name some stations in honor of Laz the Great, hero of the CFC, Victor of the South, Savior of the Rusrus, may all tremble at the sound of his name. |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2909
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 04:51:00 -
[1029] - Quote
I know how much Marmite just loves fighting RvB, so I made sure to accept them into the war they declared on my altcorp. Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
117
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 06:03:00 -
[1030] - Quote
I told you I've been cooking two nasty things. Here is the first!
The second comes in Monday! |

Stahlregen
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
132
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 06:27:00 -
[1031] - Quote
Oh man, just when I thought the Xenuria lemon was all squeezed out along comes Gevlon.     EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN' WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY'S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
33
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 07:38:00 -
[1032] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I told you I've been cooking two nasty things. Here is the first! The second comes in Monday!
Seriously? That's the big news? That you can, *gasp*, wardec a Corp? |

Leigh Akiga
My Highsec Backbone
539
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 07:55:00 -
[1033] - Quote
Well thats pretty anti-climactic. The second thing must be a barely legible blog post about kdr and isk efficiency  |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
34
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 08:16:00 -
[1034] - Quote
Leigh Akiga wrote:Well thats pretty anti-climactic. The second thing must be a barely legible blog post about kdr and isk efficiency 
Don't forget opportunity costs! |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
452
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 09:01:00 -
[1035] - Quote
Good times for the Hisec crowd indeed!
Nicely done mister goblin, keep up the good work! Playing those nullbear pubbies like a badly tuned accordeon. Epic.
D.

|

Seraph IX Basarab
Hades Effect Surely You're Joking
207
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 09:10:00 -
[1036] - Quote
I wonder if 52 pages of text hurts or helps Gevlon...just considering |

Kryptik Kai
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
9486
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 09:18:00 -
[1037] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I told you I've been cooking two nasty things. Here is the first! The second comes in Monday! Is it haggis?
Fruitcake?
Man the anticipation is unbearable! "Shiny.-á Lets be bad guys." -Jayne Cobb |

Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
71
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 09:44:00 -
[1038] - Quote
Kryptik Kai wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I told you I've been cooking two nasty things. Here is the first! The second comes in Monday! Is it haggis? Fruitcake? Man the anticipation is unbearable!
It's a double turd sandwich. Same as every other thing he cooks up in EVE. |

Powers Sa
871
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 10:07:00 -
[1039] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Good times for the Hisec crowd indeed! Nicely done mister goblin, keep up the good work! Playing those nullbear pubbies like a badly tuned accordeon. Epic. D.  e: forgot about the opportunity cost of having about 100 goons/rvb drones 'deploying' on a poco op, costs of forming an alliance to put up another poco and promptly having that backfire on you and this is only the tip of the iceberg. Good times  Participation said 35, and you guys had 20 in system with another 10 and 5, 2 jumps out
So you're off by a factor of 3, and your people scattered to the wind in the face of any measurable resistance, despite tora being on field in a cloaked neutral probing proteus
That poco will be transferred by sunday. lol |

Saeger1737
Pod Repo Path of Destruction.
534
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 10:15:00 -
[1040] - Quote
Tora's going bald after pulling hair from all the losses my alliance has inflicted on them.
Up to 4 billion so far, and its Day 3 of the war. |

Alizabeth Vea
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
571
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 10:50:00 -
[1041] - Quote
I have read so much stupid in this thread, my brain has broken. Editor: TheMittani.com -á If you are going anywhere else to get your Eve News, you are wrong.
|

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2594
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 10:52:00 -
[1042] - Quote
Brave Marmite co ran away. ("No!") Bravely ran away away. ("I didn't!") When danger reared it's ugly head, They bravely turned their tail and fled. ("no!") Yes, brave Marmite co turned about ("I didn't!") And gallantly they chickened out.
****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to a dock, They beat a very brave retreat. ("all lies!") Bravest of the braaaave, Marmite co! ("I never!") "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Ted McManfist
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
35
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 11:34:00 -
[1043] - Quote
Marmite running from a fight again?! Well I am shocked! Was it the newbee in a Merlin that scared you?
How far did you Nancys make it from the undock this time? Did you have warp speed implants in so you could run away faster?
|

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
453
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 11:36:00 -
[1044] - Quote
^^ I swear I saw a lazor!
We can't all have RVB wiping our beehinds can we, mister mean goon meanie 
D.
 |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2492
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 12:26:00 -
[1045] - Quote
Gevlon, why are you paying lemmings to "lol about in frigates"? That's what they were doing during this whole fight, intel showed them flying around lowsec in a frigate group posting meme pictures in local. Don't worry, they stopped by Hek to try to dual there. I got a good opportunity to see first hand their local chatter on my Hek trader. Lets just say all those things you stated you hate about groups like goons and TEST, lemmings already seems to have. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Motives Alterior
Mostly Harmless Sins Darwins Lemmings
0
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 12:30:00 -
[1046] - Quote
Hey, we are already like goons and TEST after 3 weeks! Thank you Lucas.
|

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2492
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 13:27:00 -
[1047] - Quote
Motives Alterior wrote:Hey, we are already like goons and TEST after 3 weeks! Thank you Lucas. Nearly. You've got the lolling and the memes down, now you have to choose. If you want to be like goons, you've got to take over half the universe. If you want to be like TEST you need to move to low sec and pretend to be relevant.
Choices choices...
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Sol epoch
The Death Stalkers The Marmite Collective
40
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 16:23:00 -
[1048] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Motives Alterior wrote:Hey, we are already like goons and TEST after 3 weeks! Thank you Lucas. Nearly. You've got the lolling and the memes down, now you have to choose. If you want to be like goons, you've got to take over half the universe. If you want to be like TEST you need to move to low sec and pretend to be relevant. Choices choices...
Getting too smug can be your downfall, I remember the last time Goons became smug and they fell spectacularly like most of the old big alliances. Time will tell.
|

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2493
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 16:36:00 -
[1049] - Quote
Sol epoch wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Motives Alterior wrote:Hey, we are already like goons and TEST after 3 weeks! Thank you Lucas. Nearly. You've got the lolling and the memes down, now you have to choose. If you want to be like goons, you've got to take over half the universe. If you want to be like TEST you need to move to low sec and pretend to be relevant. Choices choices... Getting too smug can be your downfall, I remember the last time Goons became smug and they fell spectacularly like most of the old big alliances. Time will tell. Don't mistake my lack of respect for certain alliances for smugness. Lemmings will need to do more than talk smack to succeed. After what I saw in Hek yesterday though that may not happen. Essentially one of the roaming lemmings challenged someone to a duel, lost, burned back to station calling for reps and managed to dock just in time, then sat about trying to insult the other party. It was a pretty pathetic display.
EDIT: Is he one of the ones you guys are likely to recruit from lemmings? Burning back to station kinda sounds like an ideal trait for one of you guys. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Rhes
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
601
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 16:53:00 -
[1050] - Quote
Sol epoch wrote:Getting too smug can be your downfall, I remember the last time Goons became smug and they fell spectacularly like most of the old big alliances. Time will tell.
At least when we do fall it won't be because of Marmites or Lemmings. EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
453
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 17:02:00 -
[1051] - Quote
Rhes wrote:Sol epoch wrote:Getting too smug can be your downfall, I remember the last time Goons became smug and they fell spectacularly like most of the old big alliances. Time will tell.
At least when we do fall it won't be because of Marmites or Lemmings.
QFT!
D.
 |

Sol epoch
The Death Stalkers The Marmite Collective
41
|
Posted - 2014.02.01 17:34:00 -
[1052] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Sol epoch wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Motives Alterior wrote:Hey, we are already like goons and TEST after 3 weeks! Thank you Lucas. Nearly. You've got the lolling and the memes down, now you have to choose. If you want to be like goons, you've got to take over half the universe. If you want to be like TEST you need to move to low sec and pretend to be relevant. Choices choices... Getting too smug can be your downfall, I remember the last time Goons became smug and they fell spectacularly like most of the old big alliances. Time will tell. Don't mistake my lack of respect for certain alliances for smugness. Lemmings will need to do more than talk smack to succeed. After what I saw in Hek yesterday though that may not happen. Essentially one of the roaming lemmings challenged someone to a duel, lost, burned back to station calling for reps and managed to dock just in time, then sat about trying to insult the other party. It was a pretty pathetic display. EDIT: Is he one of the ones you guys are likely to recruit from lemmings? Burning back to station kinda sounds like an ideal trait for one of you guys.
Knowing when you are being smug or self righteous is a lesson a lot need to learn but few do, If you cannot see this then you are one of the don't understand majority. I have also noted your insult and will disregard that as a self righteous/smug comment.
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ISD Tyrozan
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
362

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Posted - 2014.02.01 17:45:00 -
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Personal attack post removed. ISD Tyrozan Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department @ISDTyrozan | @ISD_CCL |
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ISD Tyrozan
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
362

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Posted - 2014.02.01 17:47:00 -
[1054] - Quote
Off-topic post has been removed. ISD Tyrozan Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department @ISDTyrozan | @ISD_CCL |
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Rhes
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
609
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Posted - 2014.02.01 20:44:00 -
[1055] - Quote
ISD Tyrozan wrote:Off-topic post has been removed. Wait...are there any on-topic posts in this thread? EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2606
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Posted - 2014.02.01 23:34:00 -
[1056] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Gevlon, why are you paying lemmings to "lol about in frigates"? That's what they were doing during this whole fight, intel showed them flying around lowsec in a frigate group posting meme pictures in local. Don't worry, they stopped by Hek to try to dual there. I got a good opportunity to see first hand their local chatter on my Hek trader. Lets just say all those things you stated you hate about groups like goons and TEST, lemmings already seems to have.
Could it be, he has formed a band of morons and slackers(tm)?
Something-something becoming the thing you hate. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
98
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Posted - 2014.02.02 02:06:00 -
[1057] - Quote
pfff..... you guys still not caring  |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3435
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Posted - 2014.02.02 07:18:00 -
[1058] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I told you I've been cooking two nasty things. Here is the first! The second comes in Monday!
That is not nearly as nasty as I predicted in the blog comment you decided against approving.
I'm still convinced that if Gevlon throws all of his wealth at this project, he can make a real difference in this game. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4548
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Posted - 2014.02.02 09:21:00 -
[1059] - Quote
Marmite killed my rookie ship & empty pod today. As a result of this war crime against my wallet I am formally announcing that I am withdrawing from this conflict, as I can no longer afford losses of this magnitude. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
99
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Posted - 2014.02.02 10:13:00 -
[1060] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:Marmite killed my rookie ship & empty pod today. As a result of this war crime against my wallet I am formally announcing that I am withdrawing from this conflict, as I can no longer afford losses of this magnitude. You were killed by high sec station hugging care bears in T1 ships and even didn't get your pod out (without bubbles) ?! I think the smartest thing to do now is to go to an NPC corp to avoid more shame on those leet pro Goonies.
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Tara Read
The Generic Pirate Corporation Shadow Cartel
673
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Posted - 2014.02.02 13:32:00 -
[1061] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I told you I've been cooking two nasty things. Here is the first! The second comes in Monday!
Careful you don't get high on your own supply Tuco. I hear snorting blue rock crystals is bad for your brain function.
"TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT!" Visit my blog for all the latest in jeers and tears as well as news at http://hoistthecolors.org |

Good Posting
Posting with my Mind
106
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Posted - 2014.02.02 14:38:00 -
[1062] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:Marmite killed my rookie ship & empty pod today. As a result of this war crime against my wallet I am formally announcing that I am withdrawing from this conflict, as I can no longer afford losses of this magnitude.
They killed you and got your pod. In hi sec.
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Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4552
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Posted - 2014.02.02 20:19:00 -
[1063] - Quote
Good Posting wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:Marmite killed my rookie ship & empty pod today. As a result of this war crime against my wallet I am formally announcing that I am withdrawing from this conflict, as I can no longer afford losses of this magnitude. They killed you and got your pod. In hi sec. heh
It happens, especially on the Jita undock. Now accepting donations to get me back in to the fight. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
100
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[1064] - Quote
So what's this March Mayhem all about  |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2608
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Posted - 2014.02.03 00:41:00 -
[1065] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:Good Posting wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:Marmite killed my rookie ship & empty pod today. As a result of this war crime against my wallet I am formally announcing that I am withdrawing from this conflict, as I can no longer afford losses of this magnitude. They killed you and got your pod. In hi sec. heh It happens, especially on the Jita undock. Now accepting donations to get me back in to the fight.
Hate to break this to you, but after that tragic mining barge loss we're back to mining in Ventures. It might be a little while before we have a SRP going for rookie ships. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
123
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Posted - 2014.02.03 04:56:00 -
[1066] - Quote
Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons. |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4555
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Posted - 2014.02.03 05:43:00 -
[1067] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons.
This was your nasty surprise? Oh my, we're doomed. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Powers Sa
876
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Posted - 2014.02.03 05:45:00 -
[1068] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons. That's it?
words.
lmao, how long did that take to write and analyze?
my sides are splitting, better go see a doctor lol |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3445
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Posted - 2014.02.03 06:33:00 -
[1069] - Quote
I'm convinced now that Gevlon Goblin is a Goon alt. His persona over the years has been carefully constructed in a secret project to represent highsec carebears as their best hope against powerful nullsec alliances. Each initiative he has to destroy Goons is predetermined to be a waste of isk and a failure. Contests surely must be held regularly to find the worst ideas possible, and then pen them to his blog as the best hope for whatever he's talking about at the moment.
There's got to be some Goon out there in massive TIDI that has nothing better to do than write as this fictional Goofus everyday.
Prove me wrong. Put all your isk and assets towards this effort and actually try to make it work. But please don't spend any more actual money. $1,000 is far too much already, as you cited in your blog. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
35
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Posted - 2014.02.03 06:42:00 -
[1070] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons.
What? That's the big nasty thing? Lol! Now that is just hilariously stupid. So, given your logic, anyone with high kb efficiency should be able to take down goons. You boasted your efficiency when you ganked miners in hs, so why don't you fly to null and take all their sov? After all, goons are just "PvP ineffective, friglolling, inactive, kill-faking" corps. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2498
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Posted - 2014.02.03 07:17:00 -
[1071] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons. Honestly, if you'd filled a sock full of shite and taken a photo of it, it would have more to say than your post. You've basically paid for already available information, compiled to together and screamed "look, numbers!". Truthfully, what response were you expecting?
This should actually be noted down and made the official definition of "pants on head ********". The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Leigh Akiga
My Highsec Backbone
543
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Posted - 2014.02.03 07:18:00 -
[1072] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons.
Thats one of the most autistic things I've ever seen. Just when I thought this meltdown couldnt get any better, the Goblin continues to deliver. |

flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
2020
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Posted - 2014.02.03 08:20:00 -
[1073] - Quote
Leigh Akiga wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons. Thats one of the most autistic things I've ever seen. Just when I thought this meltdown couldnt get any better, the Goblin continues to deliver.
You haven't read much of his en24 ''quality articles'' have you ?
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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NinjaTurtle
AQUILA INC Verge of Collapse
54
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Posted - 2014.02.03 08:25:00 -
[1074] - Quote
this thread is bloated with magic Co-host and editor of Declarations of War Podcast http://declarationsofwar.com Twitter- @schertt |

Pew Terror
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
51
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Posted - 2014.02.03 09:46:00 -
[1075] - Quote
I also like made up fantasy basement statistics |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2610
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Posted - 2014.02.03 10:53:00 -
[1076] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons.
You've spend literal hours and Razor scammed you for a billion ISK such that you could tell us something we all know?
Good job buddy!
I have to assume, given this, you've basically decided that the only way you can "win" is if every one of our allies abandons us. Mate, this isn't going to happen over highsec POCOs jesus christ get a perspective.
But holy crap, your utter desperation to tilt at any windmill to try to get this done is ******* beautiful. I just can't wait for your post where you admit defeat by blaming everyone else for it. It's going to be amazing. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4557
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Posted - 2014.02.03 11:35:00 -
[1077] - Quote
I will tell you all of our secret public information for your next article. You will find my rates very reasonable & competitive. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

Edmark I
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
41
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Posted - 2014.02.03 16:31:00 -
[1078] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons.
After all these years our terrible little secret is out. Our efficiency is in shambles and our KDR is a farce guys. Time to pack it up and move to Star Citizen, our 0.0 dream of being goons in space is over.. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
124
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Posted - 2014.02.03 16:38:00 -
[1079] - Quote
Edmark I wrote: After all these years our terrible little secret is out. Our efficiency is in shambles and our KDR is a farce guys. Time to pack it up and move to Star Citizen, our 0.0 dream of being goons in space is over..
Look how the little bee tries to evade! Yes, your KDR is horrible too, but that's marginal. What matters is that your activity is **** too. Dedicated, wide eyed newbies lose ships. You don't even do that. No kills, no deaths, just forum trolling. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
38
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Posted - 2014.02.03 16:47:00 -
[1080] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Edmark I wrote: After all these years our terrible little secret is out. Our efficiency is in shambles and our KDR is a farce guys. Time to pack it up and move to Star Citizen, our 0.0 dream of being goons in space is over..
Look how the little bee tries to evade! Yes, your KDR is horrible too, but that's marginal. What matters is that your activity is **** too. Dedicated, wide eyed newbies lose ships. You don't even do that. No kills, no deaths, just forum trolling.
So they don't have the activity you thought they had. And that's the big surprise? So what, I ask you? Now it seems like you just proven YOUR view of goons was wrong. Well, you were wrong, consider us shocked. |

Edmark I
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
41
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Posted - 2014.02.03 16:50:00 -
[1081] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Edmark I wrote: After all these years our terrible little secret is out. Our efficiency is in shambles and our KDR is a farce guys. Time to pack it up and move to Star Citizen, our 0.0 dream of being goons in space is over..
Look how the little bee tries to evade! Yes, your KDR is horrible too, but that's marginal. What matters is that your activity is **** too. Dedicated, wide eyed newbies lose ships. You don't even do that. No kills, no deaths, just forum trolling.
I purchased this character a couple weeks ago sir. I have 70m sp and fly in mainfleet. My losing rifters and blackbird days were 2 years ago. Please continue  |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2614
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Posted - 2014.02.03 16:55:00 -
[1082] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Edmark I wrote: After all these years our terrible little secret is out. Our efficiency is in shambles and our KDR is a farce guys. Time to pack it up and move to Star Citizen, our 0.0 dream of being goons in space is over..
Look how the little bee tries to evade! Yes, your KDR is horrible too, but that's marginal. What matters is that your activity is **** too. Dedicated, wide eyed newbies lose ships. You don't even do that. No kills, no deaths, just forum trolling.
Look, the reason you're so hopelessly wrong on this has been trolled at you a couple of dozen times, but since you only understand things when put in very basic terms I figured I should explain it slowly.
Our (the CFC's) participation statistics are nearly completely public (trivial research mate), actually show what you're trying badly to prove here without your poorly applied stats, and essentially similar - that GoonWaffe as a corp doesn't pull it's weight controlled for numbers, and neither will it ever. Every time we do a purge we lose 15-20% (have a look at our membership purge ~July) of our numbers, and that's just the people who haven't logged on in 60 days, those just playing skill-queue online but not turning up for anything/playing the game at all are still counted.*
This is because we don't recruit established eve players, we recruit newbees. Even though we have a much better retention rate than pubs, we still lose a hell of a lot. Our figures are indicative of having a dead-weight of people who only have a casual interest in the game.
We're never going to stop letting these people in because they're part of our outside community, and everyone knows it.
You're close enough in your metrics, but as per usual you really have no idea what the cause is and you're just throwing mud at a wall and hoping some sticks. It won't, because these literal self-same arguments were first used by BoB, and then every other entity after that who we steamrollered whilst they told us their killboard stats are better than ours. It doesn't matter.
* - bonus hilarity: people like you will look at the graphs and claim we're failscading every time this happens. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2614
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Posted - 2014.02.03 16:57:00 -
[1083] - Quote
FYI even if the whole CFC collapsed today, we would still control those POCOs and there would still be not a thing you can do about it, so just write the "it wasn't my fault I failed miserably (again)" post already, it's why this thread is still alive, we're just waiting for the breakdown. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2614
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Posted - 2014.02.03 17:03:00 -
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BTW you could you rate on a scale of 1-10 how frustrated you are at the billions you've spent and hours you've poured into this project for precisely zero reward.
I honestly thought you were against doing things like this, so it's a curiosity to me that you wouldn't listen to the advice given to you that you'd fail quite spectacularly to make a dent.
Are you a moron for even trying, or a slacker that you've been full-bore on this for nearly a month now and you're no-where near to having anyone who can help you achieve your goal? "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
124
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Posted - 2014.02.03 17:03:00 -
[1085] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:
This is because we don't recruit established eve players, we recruit newbees. Even though we have a much better retention rate than pubs, we still lose a hell of a lot. Our figures are indicative of having a dead-weight of people who only have a casual interest in the game.
We're never going to stop letting these people in because they're part of our outside community, and everyone knows it.
I understand that. But SMA was also famous for its industrial community. And the mighty Mittani decided that culture, traditions and whatever aside, half membership must be purged for not participating.
This is my point. Goonwaffe are demanding performance but not performing itself. Hence the "masters and pets" difference. SMA was couldn't get away with what is the norm in Goonwaffe. If all CFC members were encouraged to keep useless "friends" around, it would be fine. But having such people is the privilege of the pure blood Goons, pets are "lined up and shot" for the same.
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Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
38
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Posted - 2014.02.03 17:12:00 -
[1086] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:
This is because we don't recruit established eve players, we recruit newbees. Even though we have a much better retention rate than pubs, we still lose a hell of a lot. Our figures are indicative of having a dead-weight of people who only have a casual interest in the game.
We're never going to stop letting these people in because they're part of our outside community, and everyone knows it.
I understand that. But SMA was also famous for its industrial community. And the mighty Mittani decided that culture, traditions and whatever aside, half membership must be purged for not participating. This is my point. Goonwaffe are demanding performance but not performing itself. Hence the "masters and pets" difference. SMA was couldn't get away with what is the norm in Goonwaffe. If all CFC members were encouraged to keep useless "friends" around, it would be fine. But having such people is the privilege of the pure blood Goons, pets are "lined up and shot" for the same.
Unless they are performing in a way incomprehensible to you because of your "kb efficiency" skewed view of life. In any case, they have been here for years and now it seems they literally won eve, when you still struggle to understand this game. And fail miserably. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6315
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Posted - 2014.02.03 17:16:00 -
[1087] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Edmark I wrote: After all these years our terrible little secret is out. Our efficiency is in shambles and our KDR is a farce guys. Time to pack it up and move to Star Citizen, our 0.0 dream of being goons in space is over..
Look how the little bee tries to evade! Yes, your KDR is horrible too, but that's marginal. What matters is that your activity is **** too. Dedicated, wide eyed newbies lose ships. You don't even do that. No kills, no deaths, just forum trolling. gevlon your post is so nonthreatening to us I personally posted it in your other thread well before you posted it on eveo, because i felt it would be a crime to deny the world even a second of mocking that post
the really hilarious bit is you were so proud of it you teased it for days Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6315
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Posted - 2014.02.03 17:17:00 -
[1088] - Quote
gevlon how much will you pay me for official goonfleet killboard data Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6315
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Posted - 2014.02.03 17:25:00 -
[1089] - Quote
if only we had not alienated master propagandist gevlon goblin, who successfully shattered our coalition with a graph that makes no sense
if only we had not made an enemy of such a powerful person, well known for their complete lack of autism and well known for their cunning grasp of game mechanics and social dynamics
oh well, the goonswarm 0.0 dream is over
you might say it was... the mittani's final mistake Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

admiral root
Red Galaxy Disband.
764
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Posted - 2014.02.03 17:27:00 -
[1090] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:you might say it was... the mittani's final mistake
Again.  No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2502
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Posted - 2014.02.03 17:44:00 -
[1091] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I understand that. But SMA was also famous for its industrial community. And the mighty Mittani decided that culture, traditions and whatever aside, half membership must be purged for not participating. This is my point. Goonwaffe are demanding performance but not performing itself. Hence the "masters and pets" difference. SMA was couldn't get away with what is the norm in Goonwaffe. If all CFC members were encouraged to keep useless "friends" around, it would be fine. But having such people is the privilege of the pure blood Goons, pets are "lined up and shot" for the same. Firstly, the SMA guys weren't participating in industry ops either.
Secondly, your comparing a corp to an alliance. Corp participation is dealt with internally to the alliance. You'll find several corps in each alliance with low participation.
Thirdly, even if goons wrote a giant letter saying "we do not participate at all" and threw it at us, we still would not care. Our coalition clearly works the way it is. We have a strong leadership structure with a broad range of skills and are led in a way that allows us all to feel valued and included, without using the majority of our playtime. An EX-TEST member with barely any working knowledge of EVE mechanics spewing out "goons don't do anything" isn't going to suddenly change that. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6315
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Posted - 2014.02.03 17:46:00 -
[1092] - Quote
Quote:The propaganda of TEST bankruptcy will end just as fast as "N3 is destroyed by the sov-dropping director". TEST can no longer bankrupt. Moons can be taken, members not. As long as there are members loging in, there will be ISK in the chest, therefore there will be SRP. As long as there is SRP, there will be PvP-er to fly them. As the funds increase, more will be available for "get your first battleship for free" or "hourly pay for structure grinders" or free slowcats.
The "Goon idea" has lost the war. Goonswarm may not as they shown fast adaptation skills. Maybe the next Mittani move will be evaluating corps based on ISK given to the war chest and everyone will be expected to recruit carebears. But the idea of "grr carebears, kill them all, PvP forever" is as dead as the master-pet system of BoB and -A-. Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2616
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Posted - 2014.02.03 22:08:00 -
[1093] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:
This is because we don't recruit established eve players, we recruit newbees. Even though we have a much better retention rate than pubs, we still lose a hell of a lot. Our figures are indicative of having a dead-weight of people who only have a casual interest in the game.
We're never going to stop letting these people in because they're part of our outside community, and everyone knows it.
I understand that. But SMA was also famous for its industrial community. And the mighty Mittani decided that culture, traditions and whatever aside, half membership must be purged for not participating. This is my point. Goonwaffe are demanding performance but not performing itself. Hence the "masters and pets" difference. SMA was couldn't get away with what is the norm in Goonwaffe. If all CFC members were encouraged to keep useless "friends" around, it would be fine. But having such people is the privilege of the pure blood Goons, pets are "lined up and shot" for the same.
This is the literal opposite of being the point. Goonwaffe/CONDI is seen as the low-water mark for participation, given (as has now been explained countless times) that there are many reasons why participation is lacking. If you're not out-performing a corp/alliance whose requirement for joining is: has pulse, then you have serious issues in your alliance. SMA weren't just not turning up, they were also listing off hard to port and leaking intel all over the place. People not engaged enough to log in to strat OPs, even occasionally, are people who likely not loyal in any measurable way. The 'action' taken to make them pick up was done so after multiple instances of leaks being traced to SMA; the article you keep quoting as 'evidence' we're so awful will explain this to you if you read past the first paragraph. This is all public information, I shouldn't need to (again) explain basic things that you can achieve yourself with a search engine. AFAIK TEST got a lot of leeway for poor participation metrics based on the fact they were also from an external community and were pushing around dead-weight - they got regions and tech moons given to them despite not really doing much of anything per-member. If you're an eve-born alliance and you're not turning up for strat OPs / joining any groups / turning up for industry ops (these are measured as well), and ergo are not playing the game as an entity, then you need to change things up.
The part in your story you're missing is that SMA actually have turned themselves around and remain a full member of the CFC today, and are all the better for it internally and externally.
If you honestly think you can convince them/other allies they're being "used" then keep trying, I guess. TEST / SOCO / N3 / BOB have all come out with the same thing before. The reason it doesn't work as an argument is because you're looking at it from the outside and drawing wildly divergent opinions from reality; much like someone from North Korea who thinks the USA is a land of terrible oppression and they're free men.
You seem to have swallowed a whole load of badly-written TEST propaganda during the Fountain war. Why do you think their participation nosedived? The ones with any common sense didn't swallow the "being in the CFC was so terrible we are abused orphans" crap and jumped ship pretty damn quick. The dribbling reddit teens stayed on, to a predictable end.
e: As soon as the split happened (even when we were mutual blues) a metric ton of ship-jumping into CFC corps and alliances happened. As soon as the reset happened, a lot of quite desperate ship jumping happened. There's a pretty long list of ex-Dreddit members in various GSF corps and CFC alliances. What I'm saying is, the line members in TEST were very happy to be CFC before Montolio started jumping up and down and trying to be important. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
458
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Posted - 2014.02.03 22:24:00 -
[1094] - Quote
I also always refute silly points with multiple walls of text.
D.
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2617
|
Posted - 2014.02.03 23:25:00 -
[1095] - Quote
Danalee wrote:I also always refute silly points with multiple walls of text. D. 
My last attempt to get some sane logic into the dude. But hey, at least you're publicly admitting you think his whole project is silly. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
200
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Posted - 2014.02.04 00:17:00 -
[1096] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Danalee wrote:I also always refute silly points with multiple walls of text. D.  My last attempt to get some sane logic into the dude. But hey, at least you're publicly admitting you think his whole project is silly.
Except for the "pay Marmites 500m per week for war decs". Thats genius, just not on his part........ |

Leigh Akiga
My Highsec Backbone
546
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 00:27:00 -
[1097] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:My last attempt to get some sane logic into the dude. But hey, at least you're publicly admitting you think his whole project is silly.
Gevlon departed sanity and logic right around the time he decided the best way to lash out at goons was in highsec. That being said: between this thread and the other one its a honeypot and part of my regular morning reading 
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Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6321
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 00:47:00 -
[1098] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Danalee wrote:I also always refute silly points with multiple walls of text. D.  My last attempt to get some sane logic into the dude. But hey, at least you're publicly admitting you think his whole project is silly. Except for the "pay Marmites 500m per week for war decs". Thats genius, just not on his part........ gevlon is paying somewhere betweeen 2-3b a week on wardecs between marmites and lemmings
you can imagine how hilarious that is to us, i should total up the amount of isk we've trolled him into flushing down a toilet
the 40b he donated to test though is hard to top Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Saeger1737
Pod Repo Path of Destruction.
543
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Posted - 2014.02.04 05:05:00 -
[1099] - Quote
I think its time to ask.... Gelvon show us on the doll where mittens touched you... |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
123
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Posted - 2014.02.04 05:06:00 -
[1100] - Quote
Well... one has to admit that content *is* being generated, both in game and in metagame. Admittedly it's silly content, but it's still content. And because propaganda and delusions trumps reality, everyone is winning!
... although seriously, stop flying dual tanked navy apocs with no rigs, medium guns and 1mn propmods. That made my eyes bleed and that's going too far! It's just a game people. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
124
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 05:42:00 -
[1101] - Quote
Weaselior wrote: gevlon is paying somewhere betweeen 2-3b a week on wardecs between marmites and lemmings
you can imagine how hilarious that is to us, i should total up the amount of isk we've trolled him into flushing down a toilet
the 40b he donated to test though is hard to top
"ISK" is just pixels. You can only donate time in EVE. I mean the time I spent earning that ISK. Since my income is 6-700M/hour, it means that I donate 4 hours a week to Marmite for running the Lemmings and massacring Goons and pets.
I donated about 65 hours to TEST which was indeed wasted and I regretted it.
But hard to top? How much time the Goon pets were donated to grind down regions in bombless bombers for The Mittani who rents it out?
An Ihub has 5M structure, 75M shield, 112M armor. A Bombless Bomber with imperfect skills has 600 DPS= 2.1M damage/hour. So they donated 91 hours for every single IHUB. And hundreds were taken.
Who is scammed here?
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Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
38
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 06:24:00 -
[1102] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Weaselior wrote: gevlon is paying somewhere betweeen 2-3b a week on wardecs between marmites and lemmings
you can imagine how hilarious that is to us, i should total up the amount of isk we've trolled him into flushing down a toilet
the 40b he donated to test though is hard to top
"ISK" is just pixels. You can only donate time in EVE. I mean the time I spent earning that ISK. Since my income is 6-700M/hour, it means that I donate 4 hours a week to Marmite for running the Lemmings and massacring Goons and pets. I donated about 65 hours to TEST which was indeed wasted and I regretted it. But hard to top? How much time the Goon pets were donated to grind down regions in bombless bombers for The Mittani who rents it out? An Ihub has 5M structure, 75M shield, 112M armor. A Bombless Bomber with imperfect skills has 600 DPS= 2.1M damage/hour. So they donated 91 hours for every single IHUB. And hundreds were taken. Who is scammed here?
You.
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Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
38
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 06:30:00 -
[1103] - Quote
BTW. Nice show of understanding ship mechanics, my little goblin. Your latest blog nonsense is quite amusing. You should really lead lemming fleets into battle - now THAT would be a spectacle to watch. |

Leigh Akiga
My Highsec Backbone
546
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 06:41:00 -
[1104] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Who is scammed here?
You are for being mad at guys in a video game 
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OldWolf69
IR0N. SpaceMonkey's Alliance
133
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 12:12:00 -
[1105] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I understand that. But SMA was also famous for its industrial community. And the mighty Mittani decided that culture, traditions and whatever aside, half membership must be purged for not participating. Oh wait. How good do you know SMA... i'm amazed.And how much do you know about that purge...
M8 i'm simply speechless.
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doc know
Second Hand Implants Inc. Darwins Lemmings
2
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Posted - 2014.02.04 12:18:00 -
[1106] - Quote
So much talking ;) Our Game is pretty simple kill the Goons and their RVB Pets !
___________________________________________________________________________________________________ Der Krieg ist ein Akt der Gewalt, und es gibt in der Anwendung derselben keine Grenzen. Carl von Clausewitz (1780-1831) |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2506
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 12:25:00 -
[1107] - Quote
doc know wrote:So much talking ;) Our Game is pretty simple kill the Goons and their RVB Pets ! Oh, I thought your game was to hide whenever the goons actually show up in something other than a frigate or a pod and go talk smack to neutrals in Hek. All so that General Lemming can get a weekly pay check. Considering the Lemmings are handing over their time so the General can get, what was it, a billion a week? It seems strange that you would choose to call others pets. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

OldWolf69
IR0N. SpaceMonkey's Alliance
133
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 12:31:00 -
[1108] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:doc know wrote:So much talking ;) Our Game is pretty simple kill the Goons and their RVB Pets ! Oh, I thought your game was to hide whenever the goons actually show up in something other than a frigate or a pod and go talk smack to neutrals in Hek. All so that General Lemming can get a weekly pay check. Considering the Lemmings are handing over their time so the General can get, what was it, a billion a week? It seems strange that you would choose to call others pets. Maybe General Lemming is scamming Ze Goblin? |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2508
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 12:36:00 -
[1109] - Quote
OldWolf69 wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:doc know wrote:So much talking ;) Our Game is pretty simple kill the Goons and their RVB Pets ! Oh, I thought your game was to hide whenever the goons actually show up in something other than a frigate or a pod and go talk smack to neutrals in Hek. All so that General Lemming can get a weekly pay check. Considering the Lemmings are handing over their time so the General can get, what was it, a billion a week? It seems strange that you would choose to call others pets. Maybe General Lemming is scamming Ze Goblin?  Very possible. He's certainly not delivering on the tasks he's being paid for. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

doc know
Second Hand Implants Inc. Darwins Lemmings
3
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 13:19:00 -
[1110] - Quote
And thats the reason why You cry here like a sissy? :) |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2621
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 13:24:00 -
[1111] - Quote
There's nothing hard to explain there. Gevlon decided he wouldn't lead the project in any way, he would just pay jita-campers to wardec Goonswarm.
To literally no-ones surprise, they've stayed in Jita and kept doing what they wanted to do anyway.
I have no idea how many weeks need to go by before he realises Marmite/Lemmings can't and won't actually want to suffer significant losses to engage on a POCO.
As I said to him on day 1 - if Gevlon wants the people he's paying to actually go for objectives he needs to lead them, and he probably needs to do so under a SRP, or they won't ever turn up.
Of course, he claims otherwise, so this is just an exercise of sitting around and waiting for him to grrrrGOONS himself out and admit defeat.
The really great thing is he's dug himself so deep into this hole it will be beautiful to see him try to get out of it. Every possible excuse he can use to absolve responsibility has already been mentioned to him as issues with his plan and he's hand-waved them away. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6325
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 15:17:00 -
[1112] - Quote
Quote:Finally a nice little ship addition: empire faction capitals and supers. Like Caldari Navy Leviathan. They would have exactly the same stats as their normal counterparts, but 10% more expensive, having no jump drive, can't fit bridge, but the capitals are manufacturable in stations and the supers in X-large assembly array everywhere. This way highsec and WH residents could have their own capitals and supers that are locked to that system. They can't take gates or wormholes (the supers), but they can take part in the POS and POCO wars, WH defenses. Wouldn't they be a good reason for highsec and WH residents to work for? Also, to fill the gap between the capitals and supers, introduce pirate faction dreads and carriers.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
looks like the blame-shifting has already begun
"it's all ccp's fault for not having empire titans" Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6325
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 15:21:00 -
[1113] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: But hard to top? How much time the Goon pets were donated to grind down regions in bombless bombers for The Mittani who rents it out?
goons in siegefleets get exactly what we promise them: an enemy that breaks and flees in terror and rending of garments, like one mr. goblin who fled from TEST alliance after test was broken in part due to siegefleets breaking enemy with absolutely hilarious blog entries that made everyone giggle for days
you spend your money and...well we get hilarious blog entries that make us giggle for days as you impotently rage against your inability to affect goonswarm despite all your graphs that suggest surely a little more station trading and you will be a powerful and respected man Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Pinky Feldman
Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
689
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 15:54:00 -
[1114] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:There's nothing hard to explain there. Gevlon decided he wouldn't lead the project in any way, he would just pay jita-campers to wardec Goonswarm.
To literally no-ones surprise, they've stayed in Jita and kept doing what they wanted to do anyway.
I have no idea how many weeks need to go by before he realises Marmite/Lemmings can't and won't actually want to suffer significant losses to engage on a POCO.
As I said to him on day 1 - if Gevlon wants the people he's paying to actually go for objectives he needs to lead them, and he probably needs to do so under a SRP, or they won't ever turn up.
Of course, he claims otherwise, so this is just an exercise of sitting around and waiting for him to grrrrGOONS himself out and admit defeat.
The really great thing is he's dug himself so deep into this hole it will be beautiful to see him try to get out of it. Every possible excuse he can use to absolve responsibility has already been mentioned to him as issues with his plan and he's hand-waved them away.
Agreeing with and following up on what you said, SRP would go a long way in getting HS nerds into fleet and willing to fight/die, while also enforcing standardized fits for people to be eligible for SRP.
Getting highsec on a unified auth system with jabber and other services would be the next step though and would go a long way in regards to improving the organizational structure of highsec.
Given how much dualboxed logi HS PVPers tend to have and how hard it can be to focus on reps and DPS, I would really like to see them try out a drone assist doctrine with random neutral alts sprinkled in to deter smartbombing.
The moar you cry the less you pee |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
126
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 15:55:00 -
[1115] - Quote
I'd like to ask a moment of silence in remembrance of Klendathu PeaceKeeper of Blue Republic, who made the final sacrifice and gave his life for his masters.
May his dedication serve as example to all pets of the mighty Goonwaffe and the rightful dictator of New Eden, The Mittani. |

Johan March
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
78
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 16:05:00 -
[1116] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I'd like to ask a moment of silence in remembrance of Klendathu PeaceKeeper of Blue Republic, who made the final sacrifice and gave his life for his masters.
May his dedication serve as example to all pets of the mighty Goonwaffe and the rightful dictator of New Eden, The Mittani.
Posterity demands a lengthy blog post, a graph, and a spreadsheet. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2509
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 16:13:00 -
[1117] - Quote
doc know wrote:And thats the reason why You cry here like a sissy? :) Wait, what? Was this directed at me? It doesn't make much sense as a standalone comment, so feel free to explain or ignore as required.
You're a director in the lemmings right? Do you get your cut of pay as well? Seems like yourself, 5ufy and delamath pretty much run the alliance while GL just spouts a bit of propaganda now and then. Seems that if anyone should be getting paid it's you guys. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6327
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 16:20:00 -
[1118] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I'd like to ask a moment of silence in remembrance of Klendathu PeaceKeeper of Blue Republic, who made the final sacrifice and gave his life for his masters.
May his dedication serve as example to all pets of the mighty Goonwaffe and the rightful dictator of New Eden, The Mittani. more a+ propaganda, a few more of these posts and im sure the members of rvb will revolt Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
126
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 16:40:00 -
[1119] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:more a+ propaganda, a few more of these posts and im sure the members of rvb will revolt It's actually Lemming internal propaganda. Fighting RvB isn't fun because they fly frigs and T1 cruisers. I remember when I was doing something similar: ganking Retrievers. Man, that was boring! You can kill them all day and have less on your killboard than if you'd gank a single Mackinaw.
On the other hand jackpods like this gives enough laughter to make one go another day grinding frigs/retrievers.
|

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
45
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 16:48:00 -
[1120] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Weaselior wrote:more a+ propaganda, a few more of these posts and im sure the members of rvb will revolt It's actually Lemming internal propaganda. Fighting RvB isn't fun because they fly frigs and T1 cruisers. I remember when I was doing something similar: ganking Retrievers. Man, that was boring! You can kill them all day and have less on your killboard than if you'd gank a single Mackinaw. On the other hand jack pods like this gives enough laughter to make one go another day grinding frigs/retrievers.
So why don't you make your lemmings gank miners? After all, there's nothing more important in Eve than kb stats, right? Just look at the respect it earned you! I can see pvpers all around eve selling their frigs and buying cats to blow mackinaws. Show us the way, Gevlon! Show us! |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2509
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 16:54:00 -
[1121] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Weaselior wrote:more a+ propaganda, a few more of these posts and im sure the members of rvb will revolt It's actually Lemming internal propaganda. Fighting RvB isn't fun because they fly frigs and T1 cruisers. I remember when I was doing something similar: ganking Retrievers. Man, that was boring! You can kill them all day and have less on your killboard than if you'd gank a single Mackinaw. On the other hand jack pods like this gives enough laughter to make one go another day grinding frigs/retrievers. Which do you laugh at more, the kill or the overused bad pun?
Either way, seems a little extreme for a game bro. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
2022
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 17:30:00 -
[1122] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Of course, he claims otherwise, so this is just an exercise of sitting around and waiting for him to grrrrGOONS himself out and admit defeat.
.
I dunno bout you but i expect the servers to shut down sooner then gevlon admitting faillure on something . 
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6328
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 17:43:00 -
[1123] - Quote
flakeys wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:
Of course, he claims otherwise, so this is just an exercise of sitting around and waiting for him to grrrrGOONS himself out and admit defeat.
.
I dunno bout you but i expect the servers to shut down sooner then gevlon admitting faillure on something .  you just count the blogs explaining why it's all someone else's fault
it's going to be ccp's, for not giving him highsec titans Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
126
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 18:35:00 -
[1124] - Quote
I wonder why do Goons talk about fault when Lemmings just passed 200 members in less than 2 weeks and the damage Marmite and Lemmings together done in 2014 to GSF, Greatern western, RvB and assorted pets are over the price of a Titan?!
Sure. The new norm is 70 titans, but give us some time. |

doc know
Second Hand Implants Inc. Darwins Lemmings
5
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Posted - 2014.02.04 18:44:00 -
[1125] - Quote
@Lucas Kell
Its Time to tell you a secret about me 
I fought the goons with several toons in almost every fight the last few years.
I was there as Fountain fall and fought to my last rifter.
btw shame on enlighted industries!!!
I will be always there where is a Chance to get bee pods.
and i give f*** about Blogs or this creepy News site!
you can try to divide us with your "you should get paid stuff" it doesnt care me at all.
if somone would donate a fully faction fitted vindicator to me i would go straight ahead to vfk and ram it into goons face.
and why ?
I dont like your arrogance and i think iam not alone with that 
the goons are a fat whale sitting on the most of the 0.0 income and deny younger alliances to find their place in 0.0 sec.
but there is blood in the water 
|

Leigh Akiga
My Highsec Backbone
550
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 18:50:00 -
[1126] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I wonder why do Goons talk about fault when Lemmings just passed 200 members in less than 2 weeks and the damage Marmite and Lemmings together done in 2014 to GSF, Greatern western, RvB and assorted pets are over the price of a Titan?!
Sure. The new norm is 70 titans, but give us some time.
And this is why you are dumb and everyone laughs at you- you intricately dissect and pull apart killmails and fervently study kb stats to try and show something I dont what, about GSF?
I saw a B-R local scan that had 4 Marmites in it. I'm sure those 4 dudes were whoring on titans in Tornados or something dumb. Those guys did not in any way shape or form contribute anything to that battle whatsoever. Marmite has been shown over and over again to be kb padders doing dumb stuff like Tora blowing up his alt in an offficer fit Abaddon full of plex.
This is why kb stats are dumb and anyone who stands on and bases their entire identity or success or failure upon kb stats or any other system which is so easily gamed is ********. ie: you.
You had no problem whatsoever jumping all over the green kb mockery of Makalu while you were in Test so to become the champion of killmail metrics now only makes you appear more foolish than you already do. Hope this helps. |

Dramaticus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
432
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:00:00 -
[1127] - Quote
doc know wrote:@Lucas Kell Its Time to tell you a secret about me  I fought the goons with several toons in almost every fight the last few years. I was there as Fountain fall and fought to my last rifter. btw shame on enlighted industries!!! I will be always there where is a Chance to get bee pods. and i dont give f*** about Blogs or this creepy News site! you can try to divide us with your "you should get paid stuff" it doesnt care me at all. if somone would donate a fully faction fitted vindicator to me i would go straight ahead to vfk and ram it into goons face. and why ? I dont like your arrogance and i think iam not alone with that  the goons are a fat whale sitting on the most of the 0.0 income and deny younger alliances to find their place in 0.0 sec. but there is blood in the water 
I
don't
even
know
The 'do-nothing' member of the GoonSwarm Economic Warfare Cabal
The edge is REALLY hard to see at times but it DOES exist and in this case we were looking at a situation where a new feature created for all of our customers was being virtually curbstomped by five of them |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
46
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:02:00 -
[1128] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I wonder why do Goons talk about fault when Lemmings just passed 200 members in less than 2 weeks and the damage Marmite and Lemmings together done in 2014 to GSF, Greatern western, RvB and assorted pets are over the price of a Titan?!
Sure. The new norm is 70 titans, but give us some time.
So despite 200 member and titan level damage (gosh, how scary that's sounds...) you still fail to make any impact. Goons still control half of eve and more and more people laugh at you. Op success? |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
201
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:03:00 -
[1129] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Weaselior wrote:more a+ propaganda, a few more of these posts and im sure the members of rvb will revolt It's actually Lemming internal propaganda. Fighting RvB isn't fun because they fly frigs and T1 cruisers. I remember when I was doing something similar: ganking Retrievers. Man, that was boring! You can kill them all day and have less on your killboard than if you'd gank a single Mackinaw. On the other hand jack pods like this gives enough laughter to make one go another day grinding frigs/retrievers.
Yes, RvB is rag tag freak show of serious (dare I say elite, in some cases) PvPers, wanna be PvPers (scrubs like me), mining alts, 0.0 alts, trolls, and noobs. In spite of that, we manage to hold our own against crack, furry ground animals like Lemmings and Marmots who traditionally run for cover.....Or over a cliff.
Del |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2509
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Posted - 2014.02.04 19:07:00 -
[1130] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I wonder why do Goons talk about fault when Lemmings just passed 200 members in less than 2 weeks and the damage Marmite and Lemmings together done in 2014 to GSF, Greatern western, RvB and assorted pets are over the price of a Titan?!
Sure. The new norm is 70 titans, but give us some time. Well it's not 2 weeks, in fact it's closer to 4. And still there's been no impact. You're still cheering yourselves on and patting yourselves on the back over a metric we don't care about. If your plan all along was to just get kb numbers up, congratulations. If your plan is to actually affect the goons, you are performing poorly. Once again, you are picking a metric that looks best for you, but is irrelevant to the actual goal.
We've told you before so I don't know why I even think you'll take it on board now, but all you are doing is paying a guy to move some of Marmites kills to a new name. Anyone dumb enough to get himself ganked in a bling ship on the Jita undock is dumb enough that he wouldn't have survived any of the other wardecs goons regularly have. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

doc know
Second Hand Implants Inc. Darwins Lemmings
6
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:08:00 -
[1131] - Quote
Lol RVB
a few days ago some of your guys told me that the only reason why RVB jumped in is getting famous. and that Gevlon write something about you.
ridiculous !!! |

Dramaticus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
432
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:12:00 -
[1132] - Quote
This entire affair is a clever GSF plan to deplete the galaxy of badly fit cruisers. The 'do-nothing' member of the GoonSwarm Economic Warfare Cabal
The edge is REALLY hard to see at times but it DOES exist and in this case we were looking at a situation where a new feature created for all of our customers was being virtually curbstomped by five of them |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
201
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Posted - 2014.02.04 19:15:00 -
[1133] - Quote
Dramaticus wrote:This entire affair is a clever GSF plan to deplete the galaxy of badly fit cruisers.
I thought it was Titans? |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2509
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:21:00 -
[1134] - Quote
doc know wrote:@Lucas Kell Its Time to tell you a secret about me  I fought the goons with several toons in almost every fight the last few years. I was there as Fountain fall and fought to my last rifter. btw shame on enlighted industries!!! I will be always there where is a Chance to get bee pods. and i dont give f*** about Blogs or this creepy News site! you can try to divide us with your "you should get paid stuff" it doesnt care me at all. if somone would donate a fully faction fitted vindicator to me i would go straight ahead to vfk and ram it into goons face. and why ? I dont like your arrogance and i think iam not alone with that  the goons are a fat whale sitting on the most of the 0.0 income and deny younger alliances to find their place in 0.0 sec. but there is blood in the water  There's actually a rental program so they can get into nullsec. When you consider that Sov in a system itself is not free, as you have to pay bills to CCP (or pail to pay them :D). So when you take that on board, you realise that the amount you pay for system rent isn't actually all bad. Then you get the added bonus that the actual sov is defended by the owning alliance.
The alternative is that you need to be able to fight your way in, and it's not just the CFC that would stop you. Tell me, if you wanted an N3 system, think they'd just hand it over? No sov holding alliance is going to allow some random alliance to just move in for nothing. If they can kick your back door in, they will. It just so happens that the CFC is big enough to kick in a lot of back doors. If you can't muster the strength, skill and finance to take on one of the sov holding groups and are unwilling to work diplomatically, why would you expect to just be allowed in?
By the way, CFC weren't the first to do rentals, not by a long shot, and they certainly have better newbie friendly programs than anyone else, so why the hate for the CFC and no other?
And why aren't you flying to VFK? That would have more impact than flapping around in highsec shooting random pods of people that shouldn't be in there. If you've flown with goons, then surely you should understand how little it means to pod a random high sec flying member that's too stupid to realise there's active wardecs.
No, you don't fly to VFK because you are lazy. You want to sit around a nice safe station so you can run and hide any time the going gets tough. And all the while your "leader" sits idly by collecting his income and contributing nothing towards an actual strategy. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
63
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:33:00 -
[1135] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I wonder why do Goons talk about fault when Lemmings just passed 200 members in less than 2 weeks and the damage Marmite and Lemmings together done in 2014 to GSF, Greatern western, RvB and assorted pets are over the price of a Titan?!
Sure. The new norm is 70 titans, but give us some time. Well it's not 2 weeks, in fact it's closer to 4. And still there's been no impact. You're still cheering yourselves on and patting yourselves on the back over a metric we don't care about. If your plan all along was to just get kb numbers up, congratulations. If your plan is to actually affect the goons, you are performing poorly. Once again, you are picking a metric that looks best for you, but is irrelevant to the actual goal. We've told you before so I don't know why I even think you'll take it on board now, but all you are doing is paying a guy to move some of Marmites kills to a new name. Anyone dumb enough to get himself ganked in a bling ship on the Jita undock is dumb enough that he wouldn't have survived any of the other wardecs goons regularly have.
Your first sentence is glaring! I see the impact this is having by this thread alone being at 57 pages.
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2626
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:38:00 -
[1136] - Quote
Gevlon's problem, is he knows he can't actually take any highsec POCOs from us, and what's more that was never his plan. His plan was to keep them reinforced to stop us making money from them, only he misunderstood the mechanics involved and that's not possible. Since then he's just been flailing around trying to take any "win" he can get to try to rub the egg off his face, but it isn't working.
Him ignoring that he has met no objectives yet, and is instead screaming about killboard stats is hilarious, because he had this to say just a short while ago:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Once upon a time, there was Band of Brothers. An "elite PvP" alliance, one that was centered around the idea that "player skill" matters in a war. That having good kills and not having embarrassing losses matters. Their spirit still linger in the trolls who tell me that I should get respect by getting into difficult fights. They don't understand that in a war, respect doesn't matter. Results matter. Dead is dead, alive is alive. If you kill a faction battleship with a T1 cruiser, you get respect from Ripard. But it's a waste of time. Drop a pair of battleships on it and it's dead in no time. Same loot, same kill
So back to results - how many POCOs are we down? Who is here celebrating "good kills" and posting about "embarrassing losses"? You seem to have become a bizarre cargo cult of the very alliances we have beaten in the past. Only, you seem to be completely unaware of it. Fascinating.
The answer to the POCO question is, and will remain, none, because he failed to understand he would need to actually take them. He believed in highsec, he would win because there were no timer fights:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Highsec PvP-ers can't be outblobbed on timer fights, because there aren't timer fights
Except there are when you need to take a POCO, and he knows too-well he will never have the man-power to win one of these fights. This is why lemmings and marmite ran away, and it's why they always will.
Keep digging Gevlon, you're even contradicting your own beliefs at this point. It's quite something. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2927
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:45:00 -
[1137] - Quote
No but see he destroyed one which is clearly a success and a sign of the inevitable. Pay no attention to the fact that it was because the goon forces were slow forming up for the early POCO and his own Marmite pets ran away and hid instead of fighting for any of the others that came out of reinforced. Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
63
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:51:00 -
[1138] - Quote
mynnna wrote:No but see he destroyed one which is clearly a success. Pay no attention to the fact that it was because the goon forces were slow forming up for the early POCO and once they did show up, his Marmite pets ran away and hid instead of engaging, while meanwhile his Lemming pets were apparently off roaming lowsec.
But you know, sign of the inevitable and all that.
I have been watching this thread and can say that from what I have read and been told, The one poco killed was to prove a point that is all.
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mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2928
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:52:00 -
[1139] - Quote
Oh is that all? I guess he'll pick up his toys, declare victory ("I proved the goons aren't invincible!") and go home as soon as this war cycle ends, then.
 Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

doc know
Second Hand Implants Inc. Darwins Lemmings
6
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:53:00 -
[1140] - Quote
more pocos will fall ist only a question of time |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2509
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:54:00 -
[1141] - Quote
Miko Jin wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I wonder why do Goons talk about fault when Lemmings just passed 200 members in less than 2 weeks and the damage Marmite and Lemmings together done in 2014 to GSF, Greatern western, RvB and assorted pets are over the price of a Titan?!
Sure. The new norm is 70 titans, but give us some time. Well it's not 2 weeks, in fact it's closer to 4. And still there's been no impact. You're still cheering yourselves on and patting yourselves on the back over a metric we don't care about. If your plan all along was to just get kb numbers up, congratulations. If your plan is to actually affect the goons, you are performing poorly. Once again, you are picking a metric that looks best for you, but is irrelevant to the actual goal. We've told you before so I don't know why I even think you'll take it on board now, but all you are doing is paying a guy to move some of Marmites kills to a new name. Anyone dumb enough to get himself ganked in a bling ship on the Jita undock is dumb enough that he wouldn't have survived any of the other wardecs goons regularly have. Your first sentence is glaring! I see the impact this is having by this thread alone being at 57 pages. Threads about total nonsense make it to hundreds of pages at times, and almost every thread targeted at goons runs for ages before being closed. The fact this one isn't closed is probably more telling than anything else.
And the first sentence is just a statement of fact. It's said with disdain, since I saw it coming. Everything is exaggerated to the max in this thread.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Seraph IX Basarab
Hades Effect Surely You're Joking
210
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:57:00 -
[1142] - Quote
Poco's really worth that much? This looks like a back alley with a bunch of hobos fighting over a moldy hotdog. |

doc know
Second Hand Implants Inc. Darwins Lemmings
6
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:57:00 -
[1143] - Quote
at this time i could take vfk cause all of you are sitting and talking to each other through the forum |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
340
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:58:00 -
[1144] - Quote
Seraph IX Basarab wrote:Poco's really worth that much? This looks like a back alley with a bunch of hobos fighting over a moldy hotdog.
Come on man, tell me that wouldnt be entertaining. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

doc know
Second Hand Implants Inc. Darwins Lemmings
6
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 19:58:00 -
[1145] - Quote
*Poco's really worth that much? This looks like a back alley with a bunch of hobos fighting over a moldy hotdog.*
i like this Picture :) |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2627
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:02:00 -
[1146] - Quote
Miko Jin wrote:mynnna wrote:No but see he destroyed one which is clearly a success. Pay no attention to the fact that it was because the goon forces were slow forming up for the early POCO and once they did show up, his Marmite pets ran away and hid instead of engaging, while meanwhile his Lemming pets were apparently off roaming lowsec.
But you know, sign of the inevitable and all that. I have been watching this thread and can say that from what I have read and been told, The one poco killed was to prove a point that is all.
They killed it because they could, because we weren't there in time. They killed it in a handful of cheap ships whilst aligned whenever a red was in local. As soon as they saw we had people on the way, they ran back home, leaving the others alone.
If the point was "we can fight them when they're not here" then I guess it was an OP success from their POV. I don't blame Marmite though, I see no actual reason why they should have our POCOs as a goal, since it's Gevlon who wants them dead and isn't lifting a finger to make that happen. If I was in Marmite I wouldn't risk my ship (and ergo ISK) on fighting over them either. Marmite are clearly in this for the free wardec, and good on them. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2627
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:04:00 -
[1147] - Quote
Seraph IX Basarab wrote:Poco's really worth that much? This looks like a back alley with a bunch of hobos fighting over a moldy hotdog.
What are we meant to do? After Gevlon's elite PVP bunch took out our mining barge we're pretty much out of options. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
46
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:09:00 -
[1148] - Quote
doc know wrote:more pocos will fall ist only a question of time
You mean you want to destroy a second one? |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
479
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:10:00 -
[1149] - Quote
mynnna wrote:Seraph IX Basarab wrote:Poco's really worth that much? This looks like a back alley with a bunch of hobos fighting over a moldy hotdog. Keeping their true value a secret was the best choice ever. Perhaps, as you imply, they're worthless. On the other hand, some of Gevlon's followers seem to believe we make 100b+/mo from them. Who's right? Not telling. 
But, that's mean! It's allmost as if you want us to... oh wait.... 
D.
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doc know
Second Hand Implants Inc. Darwins Lemmings
6
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:18:00 -
[1150] - Quote
"You mean you want to destroy a second one?Shocked "
Yes my plan is to have 2 and a half till the end of 2014    |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
126
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:22:00 -
[1151] - Quote
Yes, I'm fully aware that only one Goon POCO fell Yes, I'm fully aware that killboard stats means nothing in nullsec (except to beaten BoB remnants).
But you came to highsec where people care about KB stats, war target camping in undocks and such. As long as I can provide the "green personal killboard" and the free war targets, they will flock to the Lemmings. Marmite is one of the elite, there are thousands of beginner (and failed) highsec PvP-ers who want to be like them. Lemmings is the place for them. As the numbers grow, our power grow too. More join. FC wannabees join. PvP corps join for the free wardecs (this week we add SMA and LI3 to the war list).
Soon our ability grows to stop simply farming RvB but washing them away and force Goons to form up. Again and again and again to save the money POCOs of Mynnna. In every formup there are stragglers, lost idiots who jump when gate should be held, warp to the wrong way, too AFK to jump. They will feed our killboard, getting even more recruits.
You above all should know that the morale in a war is everything. In highsec, killboards is morale. 57 pages of Goons telling they don't care is morale. Mynnna with his CSM tag telling it counts 5x. Please recognize the genius of "everyone is invited": if you manage to kill an idiot with a faction fit Tengu, the others won't be upset because there is no group cohesion, no "oh my God WE lost a faction Tengu". They laugh and keep on doing it. You have to break the killboard of every single individual (or real corp in the alliance) to make us go away.
The best thing: I don't have to do anything, just paying the bills. I can't mess it up. So your busy trolling that aims to make me mad is pointless, because even if I get mad, that won't change anything. I have no director or whatever role in Lemmings (and zero presence in Marmite) so I can't make any knee-jerk reactions. The Lemmings will reach thousands by Summer. Then you'll have trouble holding POCOs, because it will be silly to see pings demanding max dudes in Sobaseki. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6332
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:26:00 -
[1152] - Quote
that was a whole lot of words for "fine i admit my entire plan is garbage and doing nothing but surely it will work in eight months"
also what we're trying to poke out of you is not a disband of the lemmings but more hilariously un-selfaware posts because they are the best :3: Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

doc know
Second Hand Implants Inc. Darwins Lemmings
6
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:28:00 -
[1153] - Quote
Thank you Goon Pr that you help us keeping up our recruitment thread
(before we talked about arrogance you remember ? )   
EVERYONE IS WELCOME
PUBLIC CHANNEL : Lemmings PUB
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Darwins_Lemmings
ARE YOU ALL READY TO JOIN "DARWINS LEMMINGS" AND GET SOME GOON BEAR AND RvB PET'S TEARS ?
* If so, apply TODAY !
* Never done pvp before ? No Problem...... this is your chance to train PVP with an easy target !
* Minimal requirements are 3 million Skill Points (to avoid 1 day old spies).
* At war with Goonswarm Federation 24 / 7 / 365 and RvB. More might follow in the future.
* Why ?? Well, just because we are lemmings and we can.....
This alliance is supported by The Marmite Collective. The best Lemmings might be asked to join the Marmites (300 players max).
The Darwins Lemmings call for Goon tears
Enjoy the war my fellow Lemmings.....
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Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6332
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:29:00 -
[1154] - Quote
doc know wrote:Thank you Goon Pr that you help us keeping up our recruitment thread (before we talked about arrogance you remember ? )    if you stop believing then gevlon stops posting and nobody wants this fountain of hilarious posts to peter out Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

doc know
Second Hand Implants Inc. Darwins Lemmings
6
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:33:00 -
[1155] - Quote
if i say left you say right right ?
in the end it doesnt care me what you think and what you want to say 
you can write here till you need a new Keyboard ! we will do our thing :) |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6332
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:33:00 -
[1156] - Quote
also i notice that the marmites are now recruiting but they don't seem to be accepting lemmings :ohdear:
perhaps that is a lie :ohdear: Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

doc know
Second Hand Implants Inc. Darwins Lemmings
6
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:35:00 -
[1157] - Quote
yes and i heard that they have something to do with the JFK Thing,
(but Keep this for you its a secret) |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
46
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:39:00 -
[1158] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Yes, I'm fully aware that killboard stats means nothing EVERYWHERE (except to beaten BoB remnants).
As long as I can provide A WAY TO RUN FROM A FIGHT WHEN THE ENEMY SHOWS UP
In MY FANTASY WORLD, killboards is morale.
FTFY
Gevlon Goblin wrote:But you came to highsec where people care about KB stats, war target camping in undocks and such.
Nope, they don't. And those who do should probably play wow or something.
Gevlon Goblin wrote:PvP corps join for the free wardecs (this week we add SMA and LI3 to the war list).
That's good - the sooner your wallet gets to 0 the sooner you'll return to wow.
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Soon our ability grows to stop simply farming RvB but washing them away and force Goons to form up. Again and again and again to save the money POCOs of Mynnna. In every formup there are stragglers, lost idiots who jump when gate should be held, warp to the wrong way, too AFK to jump. They will feed our killboard, getting even more recruits.
Which will have as much impact on goons as it has now - zero.
Gevlon Goblin wrote:57 pages of Goons telling they don't care is morale.
On this you are right - watching you fail boost morale.
[ quote=Gevlon Goblin]Mynnna with his CSM tag telling it counts 5x.[/quote]
Damn, I'm commenting. You are totally winning this. Crap, that's another sentence written. Fuuu....
[ quote=Gevlon Goblin]You have to break the killboard of every single individual (or real corp in the alliance) to make us go away.[/quote]
More likely, the moment you stop paying Marmite (hats off, nice scam guys), the moment lemmings disappear.
[ quote=Gevlon Goblin]So your busy trolling that aims to make me mad is pointless, because even if I get mad, that won't change anything. [/quote]
It's not about making you mad - it's about laughing at your, because you are so socially challenged.
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Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
340
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:45:00 -
[1159] - Quote
Will the "foreverwar" be chronicled on the goonwaffe website? (I mean the great war really pales in comparison to the foreverwar) Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

doc know
Second Hand Implants Inc. Darwins Lemmings
6
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:49:00 -
[1160] - Quote
cry me a river pete |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
47
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 20:51:00 -
[1161] - Quote
doc know wrote:cry me a river pete
You mistake laughter for crying. But, what the hell, I'm not even a part of this conflict. There isn't even a theoretical reason for me to cry. Could it be that you fail at forum trolling even more than in this war? |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
479
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 21:19:00 -
[1162] - Quote
^^ I swear these are HAPPY TEARS DARNIT!
D.

e: Ok, you finally got to me, now Ima troll a bit. |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4572
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 21:22:00 -
[1163] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Will the "foreverwar" be chronicled on the goonwaffe website? (I mean the great war really pales in comparison to the foreverwar)
Sir Molle is several orders of magnitude more competent than Gevlon, despite losing 5 or 7 titans. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
100
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 21:48:00 -
[1164] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I wonder why do Goons talk about fault when Lemmings just passed 200 members in less than 2 weeks and the damage Marmite and Lemmings together done in 2014 to GSF, Greatern western, RvB and assorted pets are over the price of a Titan?!
Sure. The new norm is 70 titans, but give us some time.
Propagnadaridanda Update, 260 lemmings will be in tomorrow and will reach 300 next weekend. Give it a month more and we will double it (no scam)
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2628
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 22:02:00 -
[1165] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:But you came to highsec where people care about KB stats, war target camping in undocks and such. As long as I can provide the "green personal killboard" and the free war targets, they will flock to the Lemmings
Which we told you. They however, just sit in Jita and aren't actually doing what you want, mostly because you're just throwing blank cheques at them with no expectations on their end. Why wouldn't highsec wardeccers want in on that? Your goal is our POCOs, yet doing a single thing to them isn't even a requirement. They're taking your money and having fun with it. Hell, we're having a good amount of fun on the back of this. The only loser here is your wallet. If that's your intent you're doing a good job.
Quote:Marmite is one of the elite This is highly problematic for you, because:
a) Marmite aren't interested in our POCOs b) Marmite don't take fights where they will take losses c) If the 'elite' can't touch us, what hope have your lemmings?
You're paying Jita campers to jita camp. They were doing that damage before, for years in fact, and we didn't care. We still don't care when you're paying them to do it.
Quote:Soon our ability grows to stop simply farming RvB but washing them away and force Goons to form up. Again and again and again to save the money POCOs of Mynnna
We have ~12000 people of which we need to band together a tiny fraction to hold them each time (not withstanding they will never incur losses because there won't be a fight). You need to bring your entire force to bear each time. Who burns out first in that picture? For all your crying about bombless bombers you've failed to realise the self evident truth: there will always be goons on hand to form a siegefleet/rep-fleet, this is why TEST cried about it until they lost all their space. They knew there wasn't a thing they could do to stop the next siege fleet going out and doing the same thing.
It's the same every time with you, you pick up a snippet of someone elses propaganda, and just run with it without understanding the bigger picture.
Quote:In highsec, killboards is morale Not to us. You really don't understand the enemy at all, do you?
Quote:Please recognize the genius of "everyone is invited"
TEST tried the "take any warm body" approach and it led to their ruin. Pretty much all this does is ensure that in some far away fantasy land where your group are a threat, we will have a critical mass of people undoing it from the inside.
"You have to break the killboard of every single individual (or real corp in the alliance) to make us go away."
Heh. They're not bashing structures daily which is why they're there. If you were actually leading them and directing them to reinforce POCOs all the time, they'd stop doing it. Highsec PVPers don't want to structure bash.
"The best thing: I don't have to do anything, just paying the bills. I can't mess it up."
Your plan of paying people to wardec us and then doing nothing isn't going to meet your aims, so sooner or later you're going to stop paying for the wars. The only way you will get people to actually do what you want is to lead them.
I know in your mind this is a "grrrGOONS!" scheme that can't fail by design, but it has failed. Saying "it can't fail because I refuse to help in any way" is making it your fault.
However, it's good to see you're sliding towards "I had no part in this no no it was everyone elses fault" that we predicted a month ago. You don't have an "I can't fail" pass on this, since you've set your victory condition as taking all our POCOs. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2628
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 22:10:00 -
[1166] - Quote
Actually, heh, there's an alternative to "sooner or later he will stop paying" which is that, desperate to save face, he continues to pay the wardec fees in perpetuity so that he can always claim his lack of any progress is 'a work in progress.'
He's already talking about the summer as the starting point of being a major threat, so we're looking at 25+ weeks at 2-3bil a week.
So best case scenario as he sees it, is a 75bil operating cost just to get off the ground.
God damn, he's just sat in the bathroom stuffing the toilet with cash and flushing it, this is the best thing. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2628
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 22:12:00 -
[1167] - Quote
Literally please don't ever drop the wars, I want to know you're paying 2-3bil a week because you can't work out basic concepts that are explained to you very calmly and can't let an imagined grudge go. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
310
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 23:12:00 -
[1168] - Quote
mynnna wrote:Seraph IX Basarab wrote:Poco's really worth that much? This looks like a back alley with a bunch of hobos fighting over a moldy hotdog. Keeping their true value a secret was the best choice ever. Perhaps, as you imply, they're worthless. On the other hand, some of Gevlon's followers seem to believe we make 100b+/mo from them. Who's right? Not telling. 
I've publicly stated how much RvB makes out of ours, with that info, and knowing we have many many more than you (but that you have better factory planets), you'd think people could come up with a decent guess as to a range of how profitable they actually are but I suppose that'd be *effort* and require rational actors rather than grrr goons people. |

Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
63
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 23:37:00 -
[1169] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Miko Jin wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I wonder why do Goons talk about fault when Lemmings just passed 200 members in less than 2 weeks and the damage Marmite and Lemmings together done in 2014 to GSF, Greatern western, RvB and assorted pets are over the price of a Titan?!
Sure. The new norm is 70 titans, but give us some time. Well it's not 2 weeks, in fact it's closer to 4. And still there's been no impact. You're still cheering yourselves on and patting yourselves on the back over a metric we don't care about. If your plan all along was to just get kb numbers up, congratulations. If your plan is to actually affect the goons, you are performing poorly. Once again, you are picking a metric that looks best for you, but is irrelevant to the actual goal. We've told you before so I don't know why I even think you'll take it on board now, but all you are doing is paying a guy to move some of Marmites kills to a new name. Anyone dumb enough to get himself ganked in a bling ship on the Jita undock is dumb enough that he wouldn't have survived any of the other wardecs goons regularly have. Your first sentence is glaring! I see the impact this is having by this thread alone being at 57 pages. Threads about total nonsense make it to hundreds of pages at times, and almost every thread targeted at goons runs for ages before being closed. The fact this one isn't closed is probably more telling than anything else. And the first sentence is just a statement of fact. It's said with disdain, since I saw it coming. Everything is exaggerated to the max in this thread. You saw it coming! Your statement of fact is just trying to backtrack and exaggerate everything you have said to the max (Your words). Seems to me some nerves are jangled in 0.0 |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6337
|
Posted - 2014.02.04 23:55:00 -
[1170] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:mynnna wrote:Seraph IX Basarab wrote:Poco's really worth that much? This looks like a back alley with a bunch of hobos fighting over a moldy hotdog. Keeping their true value a secret was the best choice ever. Perhaps, as you imply, they're worthless. On the other hand, some of Gevlon's followers seem to believe we make 100b+/mo from them. Who's right? Not telling.  I've publicly stated how much RvB makes out of ours, with that info, and knowing we have many many more than you (but that you have better factory planets), you'd think people could come up with a decent guess as to a range of how profitable they actually are but I suppose that'd be *effort* and require rational actors rather than grrr goons people. people who can put one foot in front of another like that don't make threads like this Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
202
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 00:05:00 -
[1171] - Quote
I got a shiny new Merlin last month, with T2 guns even, from my share of POCO/Goon Pet RMT ISK. Sadly I am afraid to undock it in Otela as Lemmings/Marmots have us hellcamped in....Who can save me?
Del |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2510
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 00:05:00 -
[1172] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Marmite is one of the elite I just wanted to pick this out. You realise that this is in fact incorrect right?
Why don't you do your little stat gathering thing and actually look at what they do. They camp stations and gates and buff their killboard with easy kills (26% of the volume of their kills being things that can't shoot back - not including capsules, which makes up another 36%, for a total of 62% of their kills being unable to return fire).
The reason they appear elite is because they are highly risk averse, running away from anything that resembles an even fight or worse. Sure, if all people want is a buffed KB, they can go ahead and get it there (especially with those nifty trips to shoot titans in frigates), but your goal of taking down goons will not be accomplished by a group like that. The moment it looks like they might lose more than a couple of ships and hurt their precious efficiency, they'll bail. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
202
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 00:11:00 -
[1173] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Marmite is one of the elite I just wanted to pick this out. You realise that this is in fact incorrect right? Why don't you do your little stat gathering thing and actually look at what they do. They camp stations and gates and buff their killboard with easy kills (26% of the volume of their kills being things that can't shoot back - not including capsules, which makes up another 36%, for a total of 62% of their kills being unable to return fire). The reason they appear elite is because they are highly risk averse, running away from anything that resembles an even fight or worse. Sure, if all people want is a buffed KB, they can go ahead and get it there (especially with those nifty trips to shoot titans in frigates), but your goal of taking down goons will not be accomplished by a group like that. The moment it looks like they might lose more than a couple of ships and hurt their precious efficiency, they'll bail.
They actually war decced an RvBer's alt corp one time. Killed a freighter and a few other things, then one PvP pilot joined and went berserker on them. They docked up and took the campaign off their KB and went to ground.....Thats really all you need to know.
Del |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
128
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 04:52:00 -
[1174] - Quote
Hey beefolk! I heard you like statistics! Here is some more!
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Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6338
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 05:06:00 -
[1175] - Quote
oh my god
i didn't think you could get dumber and then you post this ratting tax conspiracy
Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2931
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 05:06:00 -
[1176] - Quote
The problem with your theory is that ratting taxes only make us 100b a month.
Sorry for poking a hole in that idea. Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6338
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 05:08:00 -
[1177] - Quote
gevlon literally posted an entire blog devoted to our nefarious plot to enslave the rest of the cfc by pushing down their ratting taxes and increasing our own
that's right the entire cfc is just so we can get more ratting taxes Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6338
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 05:09:00 -
[1178] - Quote
Quote:Finally we can explain how the Goon empire works, because the "lazy Goons being carried by pets" made little sense. Goons aren't that lazy, their stratop activity isn't that bad, so they are far from being useless in a war. Of course it doesn't explain why the Goon leadership accepts their fleetbearing while the same is punished for their pets. I mean if fleetbearing is good, then it's good, why ban it for pets?
Not because of what they do in fleets. A lazy SMA player rarely fleeting up is just as good as a lazy Goon. Then why purge the former? Because of what they do outside of fleets. The pets, due to their enforced PvP culture are spending their free time getting into fights. The Goons are spending their free time making ISK. Nullsec ISK making activities can be taxed. Goonwaffe goes with 15% tax. This means that if a Goon farms 640M to get a PLEX, he gives 112M to Goonwaffe. By the time he farms 3B for a dreadnought, he gave 530M to Goonwaffe. Remember that even on the peak of the "unbeatable" Tech empire, the moon income was mere 50M/pilot/month. Compare that with the ratting taxes! Of course the pet members have ISK needs too, but they either do it on highsec alts (because nullsec industrial alt would harm the performance/member of the corp) or they convert PLEX-es. Either way, their corp gets nothing.
So by allowing Goons to carebear on their main, but forcing pets to get ISK outside of corp, The Mittani and his fellow leaders create a situation where Goonwaffe is swimming in taxed ISK, while pet corps and alliances have only one income source: what The Mittani gives them from the moon and renter income. This way the corp and alliance leaders depend on the The Mittani financially. Remember how many times he told that "Goons have the smallest amount of moons compared to their size among CFC"! Not a coincidence. The obscene hate towards "carebears", the Hulkageddon and Burn Jita isn't by mistake either. It's to spread the doctrine that carebearing is bad. Of course people still have ISK needs, but they hide it in alts, making sure that the coffers of their corp remains empty. So the truth is that Goons aren't dead weight at all on CFC. They are the economic powerhouse, and they monopolize this power source by forcing all the pets to be PvP-ers. The genius part is that it doesn't need too much force, as being "pure PvP-er" is a prestigious position, while in reality it means defeat or slavery.
Why no one defeated the Goons? Because their enemies are like their pets: impoverished PvP-ers who waste their time on roams, fishing fleets and such nonsense. They simply can't keep up with CFC financially, which could be seen by the change of supercapital power. Who will defeat the Goons? An alliance that openly does what the Goons do secretly. That throws away that "we are PvP-ers" attitude, embraces carebearing as a way of contribution and places the fleetbear as the ideal member: the one who goes on stratop fleets, but avoid pointless PvP and spends the rest of the time ISK making, both to get himself into capitals and to support his corp/alliance.
Please note that such alliance is necessarily the enemy of Goons, as Goons would demand them giving up their carebear side before accepting them as pets (allies). If you are financially independent, Goons will go after you. They ignored TEST until Fountain became valuable. They laugh on PvP-ers and smash them, but they are scared of carebears. For a good reason. Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2931
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 05:12:00 -
[1179] - Quote
Quote:An alliance that openly does what the Goons do secretly. That throws away that "we are PvP-ers" attitude, embraces carebearing as a way of contribution and places the fleetbear as the ideal member: the one who goes on stratop fleets, but avoid pointless PvP and spends the rest of the time ISK making, both to get himself into capitals and to support his corp/alliance.
Yeah I believe that alliance was called "Test Alliance Please Ignore"
Anyone heard of them lately? Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
128
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 05:41:00 -
[1180] - Quote
mynnna wrote:The problem with your theory is that ratting taxes only make us 100b a month.
Sure, that's totally believable. I mean Chribba learns trustworthiness from you. Also, there are POCO taxes, refinery costs, VFK broker fees, little bit of this and little bit of that.
But you know what's funny? That with 4000 Goonwaffe members, your 100B/month figure is still 25M/member/month, half of what the Tech empire provided for CFC on its peak (2T/40000 pilots). |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
51
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 06:03:00 -
[1181] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:mynnna wrote:The problem with your theory is that ratting taxes only make us 100b a month.
Sure, that's totally believable. I mean Chribba learns trustworthiness from you.
Like your stuff is more believable, given your lack of understanding of this game. |

Edmark I
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
42
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 06:04:00 -
[1182] - Quote
Goblin breaks us for good by telling us we are even richer than we thought ITT  |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2510
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 07:50:00 -
[1183] - Quote
As with all of his statistics posts, he has a preconceived conclusion, and he will get to that no matter how dumb it makes him look. And I really don't understand the point. Am I supposed to now believe him that we mere pets make no income (even though my eyes appear to tell me that's untrue), and start shooting goons? Is that what is supposed to happen? I don't think it's likely.
Basically, unless his goal is to sound like a butthurt raving lunatic, he's missed the mark by quite a distance. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3466
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 08:16:00 -
[1184] - Quote
So what are we up to now? 2B a week in wardec costs? Don't be shy. If you want to win, you'll need to dec the entire CFC and pay for it. Throwing 10b or so a week just in dec fees will be worth it though in the end for the victor.
I'm excited to see all of this master plan unfold, Gevlon, as it appears we all are.
Will you be funding properly fit fleets of legions to snipe pods?
I'm willing to bet that if you buy Lemmings the skillbooks and fitted ships that they will be put to good use and really increase the kills.
I think you need more data though so that you can write more articles like this to expose even more secrets.
Are there any Goons here that will sell him these secrets for the right price? See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Sephira Galamore
Inner Beard Society
255
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 08:48:00 -
[1185] - Quote
You gotta give it to Gevlon tho.
He's putting the money where his mouth his. He is creating content ingame and on the forums :) |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2514
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 09:50:00 -
[1186] - Quote
Sephira Galamore wrote:You gotta give it to Gevlon tho.
He's putting the money where his mouth his. He is creating content ingame and on the forums :) Not sure I'd agree with that entirely. The forum content is just troll posts, which are inevitable. The in game content is just normal high sec wardec content moved from Marmite to a new name. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Kagura Nikon
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
1241
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 10:25:00 -
[1187] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Weaselior wrote: gevlon is paying somewhere betweeen 2-3b a week on wardecs between marmites and lemmings
you can imagine how hilarious that is to us, i should total up the amount of isk we've trolled him into flushing down a toilet
the 40b he donated to test though is hard to top
"ISK" is just pixels. You can only donate time in EVE. I mean the time I spent earning that ISK. Since my income is 6-700M/hour, it means that I donate 4 hours a week to Marmite for running the Lemmings and massacring Goons and pets. I donated about 65 hours to TEST which was indeed wasted and I regretted it. But hard to top? How much time the Goon pets were donated to grind down regions in bombless bombers for The Mittani who rents it out? An Ihub has 5M structure, 75M shield, 112M armor. A Bombless Bomber with imperfect skills has 600 DPS= 2.1M damage/hour. So they donated 91 hours for every single IHUB. And hundreds were taken. Who is scammed here? You.
well he has a point that the people that sit there shooting all those IHUbs were kind of explored :P the time wasted translated to more money not being done than the total value NC. lost in BR..... :P Imrpessive how price of time gets up really fast when combined :) "If brute force does not solve your problem..... -áthen you are -ásurely not using enough!" |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2637
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 10:32:00 -
[1188] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey beefolk! I heard you like statistics! Here is some more!
I'm done.
AHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHHAahh
what "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2637
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 10:41:00 -
[1189] - Quote
That's over 1000 words and loads of stats to miss the same point, and wail about the same thing using different words. I mean, when several people have explained over and over why you're seeing less-per-person from someone in Goonwaffe it's some bizarre mystery to me why you re-run different numbers to say the same thing.
I guess I can just copy and paste the responses you got last time?
Keep tilting at your "I think I can win if I make the whole CFC implode with stats you'll see" windmill though this is p funny. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
101
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 11:13:00 -
[1190] - Quote
Goons are like me telling my wife its in her best interest to stop shopping. Really hun....its not for me, I just want to protect you and you money. 
Lemmings are at 260 members now, with a few more corp waiting for the 24hours to end. This weekend at 300. Slowly growing, growing and building. Good to see more and more TEST guys joining. And even RvB 
If you wish to have easy targets and enjoy pew pew, join with your corp today! |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2515
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 11:33:00 -
[1191] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Goons are like me telling my wife its in her best interest to stop shopping. Really hun....its not for me, I just want to protect you and you money.  Lemmings are at 260 members now, with a few more corp waiting for the 24hours to end. This weekend at 300. Slowly growing, growing and building. Good to see more and more TEST guys joining. And even RvB  If you wish to have easy targets and enjoy pew pew, join with your corp today! So soon 300 people will sit around and not accomplish anything while you get paid for occasionally popping online and posting on here?
That's good news. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
63
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 12:05:00 -
[1192] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:General Lemming wrote:Goons are like me telling my wife its in her best interest to stop shopping. Really hun....its not for me, I just want to protect you and you money.  Lemmings are at 260 members now, with a few more corp waiting for the 24hours to end. This weekend at 300. Slowly growing, growing and building. Good to see more and more TEST guys joining. And even RvB  If you wish to have easy targets and enjoy pew pew, join with your corp today! So soon 300 people will sit around and not accomplish anything while you get paid for occasionally popping online and posting on here? That's good news.
300!, I seem to recall another 300 in history that brought an empire to it's knees or at least started the downfall of that empire.
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doc know
Second Hand Implants Inc. Darwins Lemmings
11
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 12:45:00 -
[1193] - Quote
Here we go! :)
EVERYONE IS WELCOME
PUBLIC CHANNEL : Lemmings PUB
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Darwins_Lemmings
ARE YOU ALL READY TO JOIN "DARWINS LEMMINGS" AND GET SOME GOON BEAR AND RvB PET'S TEARS ?
* If so, apply TODAY !
* Never done pvp before ? No Problem...... this is your chance to train PVP with an easy target !
* Minimal requirements are 3 million Skill Points (to avoid 1 day old spies).
* At war with Goonswarm Federation 24 / 7 / 365 and RvB. More might follow in the future.
* Why ?? Well, just because we are lemmings and we can.....
This alliance is supported by The Marmite Collective. The best Lemmings might be asked to join the Marmites (300 players max).
The Darwins Lemmings call for Goon tears
Enjoy the war my fellow Lemmings..... |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3475
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 13:52:00 -
[1194] - Quote
Miko Jin wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:General Lemming wrote:Goons are like me telling my wife its in her best interest to stop shopping. Really hun....its not for me, I just want to protect you and you money.  Lemmings are at 260 members now, with a few more corp waiting for the 24hours to end. This weekend at 300. Slowly growing, growing and building. Good to see more and more TEST guys joining. And even RvB  If you wish to have easy targets and enjoy pew pew, join with your corp today! So soon 300 people will sit around and not accomplish anything while you get paid for occasionally popping online and posting on here? That's good news. 300!, I seem to recall another 300 in history that brought an empire to it's knees or at least started the downfall of that empire.
Please, let's think of an example that wasn't slaughtered in the end. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
481
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 13:55:00 -
[1195] - Quote
Knights of the new order, fighting against odds with thousands of non-copmpliant miners?
D.
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Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
64
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 14:26:00 -
[1196] - Quote
Erotica 1 wrote:Miko Jin wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:General Lemming wrote:Goons are like me telling my wife its in her best interest to stop shopping. Really hun....its not for me, I just want to protect you and you money.  Lemmings are at 260 members now, with a few more corp waiting for the 24hours to end. This weekend at 300. Slowly growing, growing and building. Good to see more and more TEST guys joining. And even RvB  If you wish to have easy targets and enjoy pew pew, join with your corp today! So soon 300 people will sit around and not accomplish anything while you get paid for occasionally popping online and posting on here? That's good news. 300!, I seem to recall another 300 in history that brought an empire to it's knees or at least started the downfall of that empire. Please, let's think of an example that wasn't slaughtered in the end.
The point is it all has to start somewhere and arrogance/Ignorance of any empire that they cannot lose or be defeated is shown throughout history to be a bad strategy.
|

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2639
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 14:45:00 -
[1197] - Quote
N3 were making non-ironic '300' posts right up until...
Hm...
Wasn't there something in the news about the largest massacre in Eve ever recently?
Also I don't remember at any point reading "And Brave King Leonidas said to his spartans: 'Only attack when you are in range of immediate cover. As soon as an equal force appears you are to immediately flee the area instead of risking yourselves in any way'"
Marmite / Lemmings can be more aptly described as highwaymen; content to wallow in their false sense of accomplishment against unarmed travellers, but posing no risk to travelling armies. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
64
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 14:51:00 -
[1198] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:N3 were making non-ironic '300' posts right up until...
Hm...
Wasn't there something in the news about the largest massacre in Eve ever recently?
Also I don't remember at any point reading "And Brave King Leonidas said to his spartans: 'Only attack when you are in range of immediate cover. As soon as an equal force appears you are to immediately flee the area instead of risking yourselves in any way'"
Marmite / Lemmings can be more aptly described as highwaymen; content to wallow in their false sense of accomplishment against unarmed travellers, but posing no risk to travelling armies.
Beware the thief that comes in the night.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2517
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 16:14:00 -
[1199] - Quote
Miko Jin wrote:Erotica 1 wrote:Miko Jin wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:General Lemming wrote:Goons are like me telling my wife its in her best interest to stop shopping. Really hun....its not for me, I just want to protect you and you money.  Lemmings are at 260 members now, with a few more corp waiting for the 24hours to end. This weekend at 300. Slowly growing, growing and building. Good to see more and more TEST guys joining. And even RvB  If you wish to have easy targets and enjoy pew pew, join with your corp today! So soon 300 people will sit around and not accomplish anything while you get paid for occasionally popping online and posting on here? That's good news. 300!, I seem to recall another 300 in history that brought an empire to it's knees or at least started the downfall of that empire. Please, let's think of an example that wasn't slaughtered in the end. The point is it all has to start somewhere and arrogance/Ignorance of any empire that they cannot lose or be defeated is shown throughout history to be a bad strategy. The film as not historically accurate, just so you know. But then if it was, how many of the lemmings do you honestly think would be a spartan? It's no secret that the lemmings will recruit anybody, in fact that is their selling point. In order for 300 people to make a half decent stand they would need to be both tactically superior and well skilled. They are neither.
It's not arrogance to suggest that 300 randomly recruited people sitting at a gate in high sec shooting pods will not have any impact. That's common sense. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
345
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 16:20:00 -
[1200] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:The film as not historically accurate, just so you know. But then if it was, how many of the lemmings do you honestly think would be a spartan? It's no secret that the lemmings will recruit anybody, in fact that is their selling point. In order for 300 people to make a half decent stand they would need to be both tactically superior and well skilled. They are neither.
It's not arrogance to suggest that 300 randomly recruited people sitting at a gate in high sec shooting pods will not have any impact. That's common sense.
Im glad someone pointed that out... Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
579
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 16:22:00 -
[1201] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote: It's no secret that the lemmings will recruit anybody, in fact that is their selling point.
From a third party looking in you could also say the same thing, recruitment wise, for the CFC and RVB. jack1974 > can still call me zeus :) if you want Danalee > Jack is more humble :) |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2517
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 16:29:00 -
[1202] - Quote
Zeus Maximo wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:It's no secret that the lemmings will recruit anybody, in fact that is their selling point. From a third party looking in you could also say the same thing, recruitment wise, for the CFC and RVB. They would only recruit newbies into newbie programs. Most alliance don't just have an open door to anyone and everyone, and those that do wouldn't cite their raw numbers as a sign of strength.
I'm in no way saying that the CFC are superior and that no group of 300 people could cause serious damage, I'm simply saying that in this instance, the leadership is strategically flawed and for the most part absent, the financial situation is dire, there's a severe lack of competent FCs, and the member base are primarily players with no experience at combat. Their primary support comes from Marmite, who are highly risk averse to preserve their efficiency rating. All of that adds up to a situation that doesn't scream "Go spartans go!" at me. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
2024
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 16:50:00 -
[1203] - Quote
Miko Jin wrote:
Beware the thief that comes in the night.
If it itches , scratch it ...

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
64
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 23:26:00 -
[1204] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:The film as not historically accurate, just so you know. But then if it was, how many of the lemmings do you honestly think would be a spartan? It's no secret that the lemmings will recruit anybody, in fact that is their selling point. In order for 300 people to make a half decent stand they would need to be both tactically superior and well skilled. They are neither.
It's not arrogance to suggest that 300 randomly recruited people sitting at a gate in high sec shooting pods will not have any impact. That's common sense. Im glad someone pointed that out...
Did I just see you contradict your earlier post? One minute 300 people will sit around doing nothing then you backtrack and say "It's not arrogance to suggest that 300 randomly recruited people sitting at a gate in high sec shooting pods will not have any impact. That's common sense" And who mentioned a film anyway? |

Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
64
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 23:28:00 -
[1205] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Zeus Maximo wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:It's no secret that the lemmings will recruit anybody, in fact that is their selling point. From a third party looking in you could also say the same thing, recruitment wise, for the CFC and RVB. They would only recruit newbies into newbie programs. Most alliance don't just have an open door to anyone and everyone, and those that do wouldn't cite their raw numbers as a sign of strength. I'm in no way saying that the CFC are superior and that no group of 300 people could cause serious damage, I'm simply saying that in this instance, the leadership is strategically flawed and for the most part absent, the financial situation is dire, there's a severe lack of competent FCs, and the member base are primarily players with no experience at combat. Their primary support comes from Marmite, who are highly risk averse to preserve their efficiency rating. All of that adds up to a situation that doesn't scream "Go spartans go!" at me.
More contradiction, I think you should stop posting now as your getting all mixed up. |

Del DelVechio
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
207
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 23:35:00 -
[1206] - Quote
doc know wrote:Here we go! :) EVERYONE IS WELCOME PUBLIC CHANNEL : Lemmings PUB http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Darwins_LemmingsARE YOU ALL READY TO JOIN "DARWINS LEMMINGS" AND GET SOME GOON BEAR AND RvB PET'S TEARS ? * If so, apply TODAY ! * Never done pvp before ? No Problem...... this is your chance to train PVP with an easy target ! * Minimal requirements are 3 million Skill Points (to avoid 1 day old spies). * At war with Goonswarm Federation 24 / 7 / 365 and RvB. More might follow in the future. * Why ?? Well, just because we are lemmings and we can..... This alliance is supported by The Marmite Collective. The best Lemmings might be asked to join the Marmites (300 players max). The Darwins Lemmings call for Goon tears Enjoy the war my fellow Lemmings.....
But if you happen to lose a fat juicy Tengu to a bunch of scrubs in T1 frigates, your Corp. will suddenly get booted from The Marmot Collection. KM says 19:16 and corp leaves Marmots @ 19:21. Epic stuff KBs and all...
EVE Forums
Del |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
312
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 23:45:00 -
[1207] - Quote
Del DelVechio wrote:doc know wrote:Here we go! :) EVERYONE IS WELCOME PUBLIC CHANNEL : Lemmings PUB http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Darwins_LemmingsARE YOU ALL READY TO JOIN "DARWINS LEMMINGS" AND GET SOME GOON BEAR AND RvB PET'S TEARS ? * If so, apply TODAY ! * Never done pvp before ? No Problem...... this is your chance to train PVP with an easy target ! * Minimal requirements are 3 million Skill Points (to avoid 1 day old spies). * At war with Goonswarm Federation 24 / 7 / 365 and RvB. More might follow in the future. * Why ?? Well, just because we are lemmings and we can..... This alliance is supported by The Marmite Collective. The best Lemmings might be asked to join the Marmites (300 players max). The Darwins Lemmings call for Goon tears Enjoy the war my fellow Lemmings..... But if you happen to lose a fat juicy Tengu to a bunch of scrubs in T1 frigates, your Corp. will suddenly get booted from The Marmot Collection. KM says 19:16 and corp leaves Marmots @ 19:21. Epic stuff KBs and all... EVE ForumsDel
How else do you expect them to protect their shiny killboards? |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2519
|
Posted - 2014.02.05 23:57:00 -
[1208] - Quote
Miko Jin wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Zeus Maximo wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:It's no secret that the lemmings will recruit anybody, in fact that is their selling point. From a third party looking in you could also say the same thing, recruitment wise, for the CFC and RVB. They would only recruit newbies into newbie programs. Most alliance don't just have an open door to anyone and everyone, and those that do wouldn't cite their raw numbers as a sign of strength. I'm in no way saying that the CFC are superior and that no group of 300 people could cause serious damage, I'm simply saying that in this instance, the leadership is strategically flawed and for the most part absent, the financial situation is dire, there's a severe lack of competent FCs, and the member base are primarily players with no experience at combat. Their primary support comes from Marmite, who are highly risk averse to preserve their efficiency rating. All of that adds up to a situation that doesn't scream "Go spartans go!" at me. More contradiction, I think you should stop posting now as your getting all mixed up. I'm getting that you don't know what the word contradiction means, since I've not contradicted anything. If you dispute that, then feel free to explain where it is you feel I've contradicted myself, then I'll be able to let you know where you've misunderstood.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
64
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 00:36:00 -
[1209] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Miko Jin wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Zeus Maximo wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:It's no secret that the lemmings will recruit anybody, in fact that is their selling point. From a third party looking in you could also say the same thing, recruitment wise, for the CFC and RVB. They would only recruit newbies into newbie programs. Most alliance don't just have an open door to anyone and everyone, and those that do wouldn't cite their raw numbers as a sign of strength. I'm in no way saying that the CFC are superior and that no group of 300 people could cause serious damage, I'm simply saying that in this instance, the leadership is strategically flawed and for the most part absent, the financial situation is dire, there's a severe lack of competent FCs, and the member base are primarily players with no experience at combat. Their primary support comes from Marmite, who are highly risk averse to preserve their efficiency rating. All of that adds up to a situation that doesn't scream "Go spartans go!" at me. More contradiction, I think you should stop posting now as your getting all mixed up. I'm getting that you don't know what the word contradiction means, since I've not contradicted anything. If you dispute that, then feel free to explain where it is you feel I've contradicted myself, then I'll be able to let you know where you've misunderstood.
I believe I quoted your words in a previous reply, Maybe those rose tinted glasses you are wearing are stopping you from reading your own words.
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General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
103
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 00:51:00 -
[1210] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Marmite / Lemmings can be more aptly described as highwaymen; content to wallow in their false sense of accomplishment against unarmed travellers, but posing no risk to travelling armies. Then stop crying.... move on with your life. You keep crying about all that is bad the last few weeks, but seem to care more and more every day. We might get all the fun guys in Lemmings, but crybabies we kick instantly. 
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Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
313
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 00:59:00 -
[1211] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Marmite / Lemmings can be more aptly described as highwaymen; content to wallow in their false sense of accomplishment against unarmed travellers, but posing no risk to travelling armies. Then stop crying.... move on with your life. You keep crying about all that is bad the last few weeks, but seem to care more and more every day. We might get all the fun guys in Lemmings, but crybabies we kick instantly.  And forget about those 300, the week after that it will be 400, then 500, till we reach 2 thousand. And we arent Spartans, we are way more evil.... we are LEMMINGS !
wake me up when there's two thousand of you and you feel like having a pitched battle. In the meantime we'll keep killing marmite T3s |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2519
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 02:08:00 -
[1212] - Quote
Miko Jin wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:I'm getting that you don't know what the word contradiction means, since I've not contradicted anything. If you dispute that, then feel free to explain where it is you feel I've contradicted myself, then I'll be able to let you know where you've misunderstood.
I believe I quoted your words in a previous reply, Maybe those rose tinted glasses you are wearing are stopping you from reading your own words. Nothing in what you quoted is a contradiction. Look up the meaning, then go take another look. Then when you are actually ready to formulate a proper response, go ahead. If instead you are just going to say "but waah, there is contradiction" like a little cryptic troll, then don't bother. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
482
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 07:33:00 -
[1213] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:General Lemming wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Marmite / Lemmings can be more aptly described as highwaymen; content to wallow in their false sense of accomplishment against unarmed travellers, but posing no risk to travelling armies. Then stop crying.... move on with your life. You keep crying about all that is bad the last few weeks, but seem to care more and more every day. We might get all the fun guys in Lemmings, but crybabies we kick instantly.  And forget about those 300, the week after that it will be 400, then 500, till we reach 2 thousand. And we arent Spartans, we are way more evil.... we are LEMMINGS ! wake me up when there's two thousand of you and you feel like having a pitched battle. In the meantime we'll keep killing marmite T3s
What's this nonsense I read? RVB actually fought? didn't dock up and wait for 200 guys to come and rescue you? Amazing... 
D.

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General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
103
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 08:13:00 -
[1214] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:wake me up when there's two thousand of you and you feel like having a pitched battle. In the meantime we'll keep killing marmite T3s You see CFC guys, this is a more positive way of responding. And hell yes we will YARR ! 
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Glandular Beaver
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 09:26:00 -
[1215] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:General Lemming wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Marmite / Lemmings can be more aptly described as highwaymen; content to wallow in their false sense of accomplishment against unarmed travellers, but posing no risk to travelling armies. Then stop crying.... move on with your life. You keep crying about all that is bad the last few weeks, but seem to care more and more every day. We might get all the fun guys in Lemmings, but crybabies we kick instantly.  And forget about those 300, the week after that it will be 400, then 500, till we reach 2 thousand. And we arent Spartans, we are way more evil.... we are LEMMINGS ! wake me up when there's two thousand of you and you feel like having a pitched battle. In the meantime we'll keep killing marmite T3s
After perusing your killboard, and the titanic solo battles you've had (an Ibis and two shuttles) since deciding that solo PvP wasn't for you (mid December), I feel it is my duty to point out to you that you're terrible, and should stop posting now.
This also goes for Sol Epoch, and anyone else who's terrible. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10149
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 09:53:00 -
[1216] - Quote
i love it when minutes-old NPC alts pull the killboard card, because clearly their mains are top 10 on eve-kill Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2649
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 09:55:00 -
[1217] - Quote
lmao npc corp alts non-ironically smacktalking killboard stats "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Glandular Beaver
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 10:01:00 -
[1218] - Quote
Goons swooping to pick up their Chihuahua.
Almost touching. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
103
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 11:00:00 -
[1219] - Quote
Smack talking with kill stats is of course fun if you are ahead, but really shouldn't matter that much. We are in the building phase and we will probably get much more terrible losses. And that's ok. If we keep focusing to much on kill stats, we will not go all the way and that will block our goal of going everywhere in space.
So yehhh for the KB for now, but a WAY BIGGER YEHHHH for having fun, getting bigger and bigger, building the structures of the alliance and getting tears. Even if it kills us.
If we lose 100 ships but kill a Goon director, that would be kill stats wise very bad, but it would be mega fun and worth all losses 
Up to member 300 this weekend.... 38 to go ! |

Sol epoch
The Death Stalkers The Marmite Collective
41
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 11:35:00 -
[1220] - Quote
Glandular Beaver wrote:Professor Clio wrote:General Lemming wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Marmite / Lemmings can be more aptly described as highwaymen; content to wallow in their false sense of accomplishment against unarmed travellers, but posing no risk to travelling armies. Then stop crying.... move on with your life. You keep crying about all that is bad the last few weeks, but seem to care more and more every day. We might get all the fun guys in Lemmings, but crybabies we kick instantly.  And forget about those 300, the week after that it will be 400, then 500, till we reach 2 thousand. And we arent Spartans, we are way more evil.... we are LEMMINGS ! wake me up when there's two thousand of you and you feel like having a pitched battle. In the meantime we'll keep killing marmite T3s After perusing your killboard, and the titanic solo battles you've had (an Ibis and two shuttles) since deciding that solo PvP wasn't for you (mid December), I feel it is my duty to point out to you that you're terrible, and should stop posting now. This also goes for Sol Epoch, and anyone else who's terrible.
Confirmed I am terrible, but at least I can say this on a real character. now post on your main or jog on. |

Powers Sa
885
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 13:08:00 -
[1221] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Quote:Finally we can explain how the Goon empire works, because the "lazy Goons being carried by pets" made little sense. Goons aren't that lazy, their stratop activity isn't that bad, so they are far from being useless in a war. Of course it doesn't explain why the Goon leadership accepts their fleetbearing while the same is punished for their pets. I mean if fleetbearing is good, then it's good, why ban it for pets?
Not because of what they do in fleets. A lazy SMA player rarely fleeting up is just as good as a lazy Goon. Then why purge the former? Because of what they do outside of fleets. The pets, due to their enforced PvP culture are spending their free time getting into fights. The Goons are spending their free time making ISK. Nullsec ISK making activities can be taxed. Goonwaffe goes with 15% tax. This means that if a Goon farms 640M to get a PLEX, he gives 112M to Goonwaffe. By the time he farms 3B for a dreadnought, he gave 530M to Goonwaffe. Remember that even on the peak of the "unbeatable" Tech empire, the moon income was mere 50M/pilot/month. Compare that with the ratting taxes! Of course the pet members have ISK needs too, but they either do it on highsec alts (because nullsec industrial alt would harm the performance/member of the corp) or they convert PLEX-es. Either way, their corp gets nothing.
So by allowing Goons to carebear on their main, but forcing pets to get ISK outside of corp, The Mittani and his fellow leaders create a situation where Goonwaffe is swimming in taxed ISK, while pet corps and alliances have only one income source: what The Mittani gives them from the moon and renter income. This way the corp and alliance leaders depend on the The Mittani financially. Remember how many times he told that "Goons have the smallest amount of moons compared to their size among CFC"! Not a coincidence. The obscene hate towards "carebears", the Hulkageddon and Burn Jita isn't by mistake either. It's to spread the doctrine that carebearing is bad. Of course people still have ISK needs, but they hide it in alts, making sure that the coffers of their corp remains empty. So the truth is that Goons aren't dead weight at all on CFC. They are the economic powerhouse, and they monopolize this power source by forcing all the pets to be PvP-ers. The genius part is that it doesn't need too much force, as being "pure PvP-er" is a prestigious position, while in reality it means defeat or slavery.
Why no one defeated the Goons? Because their enemies are like their pets: impoverished PvP-ers who waste their time on roams, fishing fleets and such nonsense. They simply can't keep up with CFC financially, which could be seen by the change of supercapital power. Who will defeat the Goons? An alliance that openly does what the Goons do secretly. That throws away that "we are PvP-ers" attitude, embraces carebearing as a way of contribution and places the fleetbear as the ideal member: the one who goes on stratop fleets, but avoid pointless PvP and spends the rest of the time ISK making, both to get himself into capitals and to support his corp/alliance.
Please note that such alliance is necessarily the enemy of Goons, as Goons would demand them giving up their carebear side before accepting them as pets (allies). If you are financially independent, Goons will go after you. They ignored TEST until Fountain became valuable. They laugh on PvP-ers and smash them, but they are scared of carebears. For a good reason. If alex jones lost his marbles and started playing eve he would be this guy.
lmao goober. too bad mental gymnastics are in the summer olympics or i'd get this guy a ticket to Russia. lol |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2649
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 13:50:00 -
[1222] - Quote
The best part of that blog post is
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Finally we can explain how the Goon empire works, because the "lazy Goons being carried by pets" made little sense. Goons aren't that lazy, their stratop activity isn't that bad, so they are far from being useless in a war Because that's him literally stating that all his other posts on the topic (that he's ardently stood by) are all wrong for the very reasons we said they were.
What he's done, is decided "I know, calling their allies pets is new and unique this is bound to cause damage" and is changing facts, conclusions and narrative so that he can keep saying the same thing.
It still makes me laugh everytime I remember he's paying 2-3bil a week to post grrrGOONS "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
131
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Posted - 2014.02.06 21:09:00 -
[1223] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote: It still makes me laugh everytime I remember he's paying 2-3bil a week to post grrrGOONS
If it was just 2-3bil a week, I'd laugh too. It's already closer to 4. But one must not place himself ahead of the greatest cause men ever fought in New Eden: hurting Goons.
Goonies, please send a Purple Pet Heart medal to CelaQulundeO, he earned it.
Also, tomorrow more statistics. Enjoy! |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
354
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 21:13:00 -
[1224] - Quote
Gevlon:
Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight? Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6363
|
Posted - 2014.02.06 21:51:00 -
[1225] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: It still makes me laugh everytime I remember he's paying 2-3bil a week to post grrrGOONS
If it was just 2-3bil a week, I'd laugh too. It's already closer to 4. But one must not place himself ahead of the greatest cause men ever fought in New Eden: hurting Goons. Goonies, please send a Purple Pet Heart medal to CelaQulundeO, he earned it. Also, tomorrow more statistics. Enjoy! please don't bump this thread without new paragraph long screeds of crazy tia
not that you shouldn't bump the thread, just you need to keep the screeds of crazy coming Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Sol epoch
The Death Stalkers The Marmite Collective
43
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Posted - 2014.02.06 23:29:00 -
[1226] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: It still makes me laugh everytime I remember he's paying 2-3bil a week to post grrrGOONS
If it was just 2-3bil a week, I'd laugh too. It's already closer to 4. But one must not place himself ahead of the greatest cause men ever fought in New Eden: hurting Goons. Goonies, please send a Purple Pet Heart medal to CelaQulundeO, he earned it. Also, tomorrow more statistics. Enjoy! please don't bump this thread without new paragraph long screeds of crazy tia not that you shouldn't bump the thread, just you need to keep the screeds of crazy coming
Gotta love it when Goons and their pets start to panic at being blindsided.
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2654
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 01:34:00 -
[1227] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: It still makes me laugh everytime I remember he's paying 2-3bil a week to post grrrGOONS
If it was just 2-3bil a week, I'd laugh too. It's already closer to 4. But one must not place himself ahead of the greatest cause men ever fought in New Eden: hurting Goons. Goonies, please send a Purple Pet Heart medal to CelaQulundeO, he earned it. Also, tomorrow more statistics. Enjoy!
"no im wasting even more money than you think I am to achieve absolutely nothing"
Thanks for the clarification. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2654
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 01:36:00 -
[1228] - Quote
Sol epoch wrote:Weaselior wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: It still makes me laugh everytime I remember he's paying 2-3bil a week to post grrrGOONS
If it was just 2-3bil a week, I'd laugh too. It's already closer to 4. But one must not place himself ahead of the greatest cause men ever fought in New Eden: hurting Goons. Goonies, please send a Purple Pet Heart medal to CelaQulundeO, he earned it. Also, tomorrow more statistics. Enjoy! please don't bump this thread without new paragraph long screeds of crazy tia not that you shouldn't bump the thread, just you need to keep the screeds of crazy coming Gotta love it when Goons and their pets start to panic at being blindsided.
There's not really much "blindsided" to watching your guys run away when we turn up in numbers greater than one, but if your suggestion is your behaviour confuses us, then I think most would agree. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

mynnna
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2936
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 01:55:00 -
[1229] - Quote
Quote:S-o-S Declares War Against Goon Capital From: CONCORD Sent: 2014.02.05 19:21
S-o-S has declared war on Goon Capital. Fighting can legally occur between those involved.
Quote:S-o-S has offered a surrender From: CONCORD Sent: 2014.02.06 23:04
S-o-S has offered to end the war in the exchange for 0.00 ISK. If accepted, the war will end in 24 hours and you will be unable to declare war on S-o-S for the next 2 weeks. Click here to respond to their offer.
http://i.imgur.com/uqvsebW.jpg
Marmite is clearly collapsing under their master's demands. Being forced to fight an eight man empire trading altcorp was too much, it seems. Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal |

admiral root
Red Galaxy Disband.
779
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Posted - 2014.02.07 03:11:00 -
[1230] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Gevlon:
Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight?
[Insert chicken sounds here] No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
318
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 03:26:00 -
[1231] - Quote
admiral root wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Gevlon:
Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight? [Insert chicken sounds here]
Gevlon thinks ganking miners is elite PvP if he ever leads a lemming fleet into battle I'll eat my (metaphorical) hat. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
132
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 04:39:00 -
[1232] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight?
Ever hear of alts? They are an interesting concept, read up!
Hey Goonies, more statistics! I'm afraid, even Lucas will start doubting in you now! |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6366
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 05:02:00 -
[1233] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight? Ever hear of alts? They are an interesting concept, read up! Hey Goonies, more statistics! I'm afraid, even Lucas will start doubting in you now! interesting theory, how much are you prepared to wager on it Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6366
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 05:05:00 -
[1234] - Quote
surely a brilliant economic mind such as yourself would jump at the chance to wager 100b or the like on that your briliant math was anywhere close to correct Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
54
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 06:20:00 -
[1235] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: It still makes me laugh everytime I remember he's paying 2-3bil a week to post grrrGOONS
If it was just 2-3bil a week, I'd laugh too. It's already closer to 4. But one must not place himself ahead of the greatest cause men ever fought in New Eden: hurting Goons. Goonies, please send a Purple Pet Heart medal to CelaQulundeO, he earned it. Also, tomorrow more statistics. Enjoy!
So you burn even more money on this and you are proud of it? If that's your measure of success now (I got lost after all these chages) you can send me a few bil a week. I will do nothing, thus achieving the same level of success you do and we're all be happy. |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
318
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 06:49:00 -
[1236] - Quote
Funny. There's at least one major and quite a few minor mistakes in that math. I know nothing of goons internal financing but there's an obvious hole in that math big enough to drive a truck through. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2519
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 08:22:00 -
[1237] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight? Ever hear of alts? They are an interesting concept, read up! Hey Goonies, more statistics! I'm afraid, even Lucas will start doubting in you now! I think you misunderstand where I stand in all this quite a bit. I mean in the simplest terms, I am better off than a high sec player or a renter thanks to the structure our coalition provides. Even if I suddenly found out that Mittani himself spent all of his time ratting while we went off and fought all the battles, that still would not change the position I'm in. At the end of the day, this is a game. Being in the CFC I have more fun than I've had with any other group, and get to increase my personal wealth day on day so if ever a time comes when it's not fun, I'm not going to be trapped. How many goons rat doesn't affect that in the slightest. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2654
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 10:17:00 -
[1238] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight? Ever hear of alts? They are an interesting concept, read up! Hey Goonies, more statistics! I'm afraid, even Lucas will start doubting in you now!
aahahahahahahah
Where are you getting these numbers ... what?
Those numbers are staggeringly off. CZDJ and RG9, combined, and multiplied by three wouldn't come close to matching the ratting in JU-, which isn't on the list at all.
Goddamn. I love that you've graphed the **** out of some hilariously off-base numbers.
Dotlan numbers can be wildly off. At minimum, you want to take 24hr totals over a week and average it to get something even barely usable, and even then unless it looks wildly different I would question what they're pulling from the API here. Case in point: 6 of your "top 10" aren't in the "top 10" now.
Man keep making up stats to throw at us we're gonna break any moment FCON are already loading up ammo. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2654
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 10:18:00 -
[1239] - Quote
The only confirmed stat in all this: Gevlon pays 4bil a week to do absolutely nothing. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Axel FoIey
Pan-Galactic Initiative
0
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 10:35:00 -
[1240] - Quote
I can't wait to see how Gevlon is going to try to save face. It will either be at the level of Michael Scott, or he will flat out quit playing Eve and post far fetched, extreme posts to his blog, all the while making false statements about how he "won" in the harsh digital world. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
110
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 10:37:00 -
[1241] - Quote
I don't need stats to see Goonies are care bears, who need RvB to save them when they get attacked. A little kid crying for his mom. How cute  |

Axel FoIey
Pan-Galactic Initiative
0
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 10:39:00 -
[1242] - Quote
Michael Scott + Dwight Schrute = Gevlon Goblin. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
110
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 10:44:00 -
[1243] - Quote
Axel Foley + Axel Foley = Axel Foley
        |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2655
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 11:07:00 -
[1244] - Quote
Most of those numbers are garbage, but Deklein being one of the most-used regions in the game really shouldn't surprise anyone, and is actually a good thing.
We actually use our space. Half the reason the rest of the 'good' regions in 0.0 aren't pegging Deklein in activity is because the owners are running highsec L4s or FW on alts.
The numbers you've pulled are more indicative of the imbalance between 0.0 risk:reward and highsec risk:reward "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Renegade Heart
Failbear Refuge
127
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 13:54:00 -
[1245] - Quote
The biggest carebear in EvE is actually Gevlon Goblin  |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
357
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 14:14:00 -
[1246] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight? Ever hear of alts? They are an interesting concept, read up! Hey Goonies, more statistics! I'm afraid, even Lucas will start doubting in you now!
Alts? Whats this you speak of?
Idiot. ******* reply gets an ******* reply.
To the point: if your going to start a crusade, you should stand behind it. Stop being a ***** (EDIT FOR FILTER: FEMALE GENITALIA SLANG) and lead from the front. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3495
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 14:15:00 -
[1247] - Quote
I saw some CFC freighters loaded with expensive cargo undock from Jita this week. If Lemmings were at war with the rest of the CFC, they wouldn't have made it. More wardecs needed. Spare no expense in this fight Gevlon, and you shall taste victory. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
357
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 14:21:00 -
[1248] - Quote
This thread sucks. Gaddamn man, here are the facts:
1) Goons are douchebags 2) You cant beat them 3) Statistics dont win wars 4) Hisec wars dont cripple nullsec alliances 5) Goblin is a puss ass for not fighting in his own war
The end.
ISD overzealous, please close this crap thread. (Look, im talking about moderation! Look! LOCK IT!) Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
136
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:03:00 -
[1249] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:This thread sucks. Gaddamn man, here are the facts:
Fact: mad troll can't stop us from defeating Goons. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6367
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:07:00 -
[1250] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Leto Thule wrote:This thread sucks. Gaddamn man, here are the facts: Fact: mad troll can't stop us from defeating Goons. gevlon I noticed you ignored my post suggesting we bet on how correct your statistics are and suggested a very reasonable 100b isk
why is that, are you not confident in your work Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Glandular Beaver
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:08:00 -
[1251] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Leto Thule wrote:This thread sucks. Gaddamn man, here are the facts: Fact: mad troll can't stop us from defeating Goons.
Gevlon, if you're simply spending isk to create content, I salute you.
However, if you seriously believe you can dent Goons with your efforts, I humbly request you forward your remaining isk to me before you urinate it all against a very unappreciative wall. |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
357
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:12:00 -
[1252] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Leto Thule wrote:This thread sucks. Gaddamn man, here are the facts: Fact: mad troll can't stop us from defeating Goons.
The only way that you will ever defeat goons (or any nullsec power bloc) is to form an army and attack them at home. Since you arent doing this, they are laughing at you. You do realize the futility of posting forum nonsense targeted at a group of players that are based on forum posting, dont you? Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
111
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:22:00 -
[1253] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:The only way that you will ever defeat goons (or any nullsec power bloc) is to form an army and attack them at home. Since you arent doing this, they are laughing at you. You do realize the futility of posting forum nonsense targeted at a group of players that are based on forum posting, dont you? Tell me ohh great war lord, how does you great da BIG army ?
EDIT : Ok, never mind, we are already working on that it seems Nubcakes! |

Renegade Heart
Failbear Refuge
128
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:26:00 -
[1254] - Quote
You don't need a big army to cause actual damage in null sec to CFC. If you get too big of an army you'll just do what Goons did, ie, become BoB  |

flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
2026
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:26:00 -
[1255] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Leto Thule wrote:The only way that you will ever defeat goons (or any nullsec power bloc) is to form an army and attack them at home. Since you arent doing this, they are laughing at you. You do realize the futility of posting forum nonsense targeted at a group of players that are based on forum posting, dont you? Tell me ohh great war lord, how does you great da BIG army ? EDIT : Ok, never mind, we are already working on that it seems  Nubcakes!
He said form an army not form a band of loose cannonfodder.
There is a subtle difference there ...
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
|

flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
2026
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:27:00 -
[1256] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:You don't need a big army to cause actual damage in null sec to CFC. If you get too big of an army you'll just do what Goons did, ie, become BoB 
Allready in another new corp ?Mordus wasn't what you expected or you where not what they expected?
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
|

Renegade Heart
Failbear Refuge
128
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:29:00 -
[1257] - Quote
flakeys wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:You don't need a big army to cause actual damage in null sec to CFC. If you get too big of an army you'll just do what Goons did, ie, become BoB  Allready in another new corp ?Mordus wasn't what you expected or you where not what they expected?
Probably a bit of both. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2519
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:29:00 -
[1258] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Leto Thule wrote:The only way that you will ever defeat goons (or any nullsec power bloc) is to form an army and attack them at home. Since you arent doing this, they are laughing at you. You do realize the futility of posting forum nonsense targeted at a group of players that are based on forum posting, dont you? Tell me ohh great war lord, how does you great da BIG army ? EDIT : Ok, never mind, we are already working on that it seems  Nubcakes! An army. Not a collection of absolutely anybody with a pulse. Even if you managed to get you're whole alliance of alts to fly into null, I doubt they'd even reach their target, let alone be able to take anything meaningful down. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
138
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:44:00 -
[1259] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:
Allready in another new corp ?Mordus wasn't what you expected or you where not what they expected?
Probably a bit of both.[/quote]
Come to Lemmings! We have cookies! Made of RvB corpses, spiced with Goon tears! |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
357
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:45:00 -
[1260] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Leto Thule wrote:The only way that you will ever defeat goons (or any nullsec power bloc) is to form an army and attack them at home. Since you arent doing this, they are laughing at you. You do realize the futility of posting forum nonsense targeted at a group of players that are based on forum posting, dont you? Tell me ohh great war lord, how does you great da BIG army ? EDIT : Ok, never mind, we are already working on that it seems  Nubcakes!
Great warlord? No.
I am simply pointing out the obvious because some of you fail to see it. Unless you have an alliance capable of fielding legions of capitals, your not going to hurt them. Did you not see the news report from the battle two weeks ago? 100 TITANS killed? And you guys are focusing on POCOS?
LOL.
Just stop the joke. Fight them on their turf, or dont bother. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2519
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:46:00 -
[1261] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:flakeys wrote:Allready in another new corp ?Mordus wasn't what you expected or you where not what they expected? Probably a bit of both. Come to Lemmings! We have cookies! Made of RvB corpses, spiced with Goon tears! Renegade was in Lemmings already. The thing is, when they join and realise that it's all gatecamps and meme pictures, it's hard to retain people for too long. You should know, I know you hate that image linking stuff. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
138
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:52:00 -
[1262] - Quote
We are so inconsiderate and heartless. All of us! While we are chatting here, Akane yoshioka of RvB met a tragic end. We should all find understanding and love in our hearts to achieve peace to prevent the needless death of more RvB noobs.
Goons could start it by surrendering to my terms! |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
360
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:54:00 -
[1263] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:We are so inconsiderate and heartless. All of us! While we are chatting here, Akane yoshioka of RvB met a tragic end. We should all find understanding and love in our hearts to achieve peace to prevent the needless death of more RvB noobs.
Goons could start it by surrendering to my terms!
You killed ONE pilot and are bragging about it in C&P.
You do know that RVB is kinda centered around fighting (meaning sometimes losing ships) right? Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Renegade Heart
Failbear Refuge
128
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:54:00 -
[1264] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Come to Lemmings! We have cookies! Made of RvB corpses, spiced with Goon tears!
In all honesty I'd be more likely to return to Lemmings than join the Goons. Unless the Goons are willing to pay me 500 million isk security deposit to guard against awox  |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
319
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:55:00 -
[1265] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:We are so inconsiderate and heartless. All of us! While we are chatting here, Akane yoshioka of RvB met a tragic end. We should all find understanding and love in our hearts to achieve peace to prevent the needless death of more RvB noobs.
Goons could start it by surrendering to my terms!
When people join RvB they kinda expect to die you know... |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6372
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 15:58:00 -
[1266] - Quote
i guess even gevlon knows gevlon is incompetent, he just can't bring himself to admit it but he knows better than to bet on himself~~~ Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2520
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 16:00:00 -
[1267] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Come to Lemmings! We have cookies! Made of RvB corpses, spiced with Goon tears! In all honesty I'd be more likely to return to Lemmings than join the Goons. Unless the Goons are willing to pay me 500 million isk security deposit to guard against awox  What guards you against awox in lemmings?
And if you joined goons through legitimate recruitment methods (which takes little common sense, which is kinda the point) then you'd be fine.
But what has changed now that changes your previous reason for leaving lemmings? They are doing exactly the same thing just they aren't allowed in Jita anymore. They are still being led by an absentee leader and a handful of randoms, and they still have no realistic plan. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Renegade Heart
Failbear Refuge
128
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 16:05:00 -
[1268] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Come to Lemmings! We have cookies! Made of RvB corpses, spiced with Goon tears! In all honesty I'd be more likely to return to Lemmings than join the Goons. Unless the Goons are willing to pay me 500 million isk security deposit to guard against awox  What guards you against awox in lemmings? And if you joined goons through legitimate recruitment methods (which takes little common sense, which is kinda the point) then you'd be fine. But what has changed now that changes your previous reason for leaving lemmings? They are doing exactly the same thing just they aren't allowed in Jita anymore. They are still being led by an absentee leader and a handful of randoms, and they still have no realistic plan.
It's only a game  |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
321
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 16:06:00 -
[1269] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:We are so inconsiderate and heartless. All of us! While we are chatting here, Akane yoshioka of RvB met a tragic end. We should all find understanding and love in our hearts to achieve peace to prevent the needless death of more RvB noobs.
Goons could start it by surrendering to my terms! When people join RvB they kinda expect to die you know... Ooooh, you finally got rid of that silly no-podding game you play? D. 
No but we've been at war almost constantly for 4 years... as you well know since you've had us decced for probably 2 of those  |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
362
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 16:07:00 -
[1270] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Come to Lemmings! We have cookies! Made of RvB corpses, spiced with Goon tears! In all honesty I'd be more likely to return to Lemmings than join the Goons. Unless the Goons are willing to pay me 500 million isk security deposit to guard against awox  What guards you against awox in lemmings? And if you joined goons through legitimate recruitment methods (which takes little common sense, which is kinda the point) then you'd be fine. But what has changed now that changes your previous reason for leaving lemmings? They are doing exactly the same thing just they aren't allowed in Jita anymore. They are still being led by an absentee leader and a handful of randoms, and they still have no realistic plan.
Wrong. Current plan is:
1)Hisec wardec 2) 3)Goonswarm defeated! Huzzah! Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2520
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 16:10:00 -
[1271] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Come to Lemmings! We have cookies! Made of RvB corpses, spiced with Goon tears! In all honesty I'd be more likely to return to Lemmings than join the Goons. Unless the Goons are willing to pay me 500 million isk security deposit to guard against awox  What guards you against awox in lemmings? And if you joined goons through legitimate recruitment methods (which takes little common sense, which is kinda the point) then you'd be fine. But what has changed now that changes your previous reason for leaving lemmings? They are doing exactly the same thing just they aren't allowed in Jita anymore. They are still being led by an absentee leader and a handful of randoms, and they still have no realistic plan. It's only a game  Sure is :p Still legitimate statements though. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2520
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 16:11:00 -
[1272] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Renegade Heart wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Come to Lemmings! We have cookies! Made of RvB corpses, spiced with Goon tears! In all honesty I'd be more likely to return to Lemmings than join the Goons. Unless the Goons are willing to pay me 500 million isk security deposit to guard against awox  What guards you against awox in lemmings? And if you joined goons through legitimate recruitment methods (which takes little common sense, which is kinda the point) then you'd be fine. But what has changed now that changes your previous reason for leaving lemmings? They are doing exactly the same thing just they aren't allowed in Jita anymore. They are still being led by an absentee leader and a handful of randoms, and they still have no realistic plan. Wrong. Current plan is: 1)Hisec wardec 2) 3)Goonswarm defeated! Huzzah! Wait... wait just one second. So if I'm reading this correctly, and I think I am...
There's no profit? The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
362
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 16:14:00 -
[1273] - Quote
Blew my mind too. Maybe he is planning to have the CFC rent from him and the lemmings after they topple the regime. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
112
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 16:20:00 -
[1274] - Quote
Just let me handle this building an army thing and you guys can focus on things you might be smart enough for. Don't play with the big boys if you are still in the little league  |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
141
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 16:20:00 -
[1275] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Gevlon why is it you're suddenly unwilling to put your money where your mouth is and are relentlessly ignoring my offers to bet on your proud conclusions in your most recent post, and are indeed spamming nonsense posts to try and bury them?
Come now, a mere 100b bet should be nothing for you.
Sure, it would be like Erotica 1's famous ISK doubling service. You'd pay if [insert endless and obscure list of impossible demands]. Troll all the the way Goon, you're going down with the rest of the carebears of Deklein. |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
365
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 16:23:00 -
[1276] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Just let me handle this building an army thing and you guys can focus on things you might be smart enough for. Don't play with the big boys if you are still in the little league 
So... YOU are the big boy? Oh. Ok. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2520
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 16:25:00 -
[1277] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Just let me handle this building an army thing and you guys can focus on things you might be smart enough for. Don't play with the big boys if you are still in the little league  LOL. Irony. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
54
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 16:29:00 -
[1278] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Weaselior wrote:Gevlon why is it you're suddenly unwilling to put your money where your mouth is and are relentlessly ignoring my offers to bet on your proud conclusions in your most recent post, and are indeed spamming nonsense posts to try and bury them?
Come now, a mere 100b bet should be nothing for you. Sure, it would be like Erotica 1's famous ISK doubling service. You'd pay if [insert endless and obscure list of impossible demands]. Troll all the the way Goon, you're going down with the rest of the carebears of Deklein.
Actually he suggested a trusted 3rd party, so no scam comes into place. Come on little orc, don't you have any bit of trust in your ideas? Not accepting this challenge is just a quiet way to declare defeat. |

flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
2029
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 16:38:00 -
[1279] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Just let me handle this building an army thing and you guys can focus on things you might be smart enough for. Don't play with the big boys if you are still in the little league 
The only big boy you ever encountered was when you dropped the soap .... kid .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
489
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 16:54:00 -
[1280] - Quote
Watchout, bad boy over here ^^
Don't mess with 'de mannen van't stad'!
D.
 |

flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
2030
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 17:12:00 -
[1281] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Watchout, bad boy over here ^^ Don't mess with 'de mannen van't stad'! D. 
I'd have to dissapoint you there , firstly i never said i'm a big boy unlike your friend and secondly i'm not belgium either .
But hey three times the charm eh , come on make another guess :) .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
|

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3498
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 17:19:00 -
[1282] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Weaselior wrote:Gevlon why is it you're suddenly unwilling to put your money where your mouth is and are relentlessly ignoring my offers to bet on your proud conclusions in your most recent post, and are indeed spamming nonsense posts to try and bury them?
Come now, a mere 100b bet should be nothing for you. Sure, it would be like Erotica 1's famous ISK doubling service. You'd pay if [insert endless and obscure list of impossible demands]. Troll all the the way Goon, you're going down with the rest of the carebears of Deklein.
You just need more faith. I am also happy to broker a peace deal. After all, the three of us share a common bond- we are all New Order shareholders. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
113
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 17:50:00 -
[1283] - Quote
flakeys wrote:But hey three times the charm eh , come on make another guess :) . You re Eve char is bold ?
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Ria Nieyli
201
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 17:51:00 -
[1284] - Quote
flakeys wrote:Danalee wrote:Watchout, bad boy over here ^^ Don't mess with 'de mannen van't stad'! D.  I'd have to dissapoint you there , firstly i never said i'm a big boy unlike your friend and secondly i'm not belgium either  . But hey three times the charm eh , come on make another guess :) .
I'd be pretty surprised if you were a whole country tbh. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
55
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 18:00:00 -
[1285] - Quote
Erotica 1 wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Weaselior wrote:Gevlon why is it you're suddenly unwilling to put your money where your mouth is and are relentlessly ignoring my offers to bet on your proud conclusions in your most recent post, and are indeed spamming nonsense posts to try and bury them?
Come now, a mere 100b bet should be nothing for you. Sure, it would be like Erotica 1's famous ISK doubling service. You'd pay if [insert endless and obscure list of impossible demands]. Troll all the the way Goon, you're going down with the rest of the carebears of Deklein. You just need more faith. I am also happy to broker a peace deal. After all, the three of us share a common bond- we are all New Order shareholders.
Oh right. How is New Order these days, Gevlon? You've been such a frantic supporter of James315 and his quest. You posted some cheerful numbers about how he will get into CSM and save hisec. Wow, you had so much "proof" based on statistics... Do you pretend to be the savior now; a false prophet? Do you skew numbers in your favor? What's your ROI on New Order? |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
143
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 18:32:00 -
[1286] - Quote
Hey beefolk, your true self just got exposed to the world!
You shouldn't have enslave RvB and send on the Lemmings. You shouldn't have! |

Tara Read
The Generic Pirate Corporation Shadow Cartel
677
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 18:38:00 -
[1287] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey beefolk, your true self just got exposed to the world! You shouldn't have enslave RvB and send on the Lemmings. You shouldn't have!
Oh look a link to EN24 propoganda. I thought it was a link to WoW game time cards or perhaps some cryptic link to finally bring down the Goon "menace." 
Honestly this stupid Goon hatred has no place on C&P. Stick it on your two bit blog that has the layout of a DOS program splattered in crayola... Visit my blog for all the latest in jeers and tears as well as news at http://hoistthecolors.org |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2521
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 18:49:00 -
[1288] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey beefolk, your true self just got exposed to the world! You shouldn't have enslave RvB and send on the Lemmings. You shouldn't have! The world? It's EN24. Who even reads EN24? That dropped off of my care list a long time back when I realised that they actually have no content, just reposted blogs. Now I just read the blogs. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2521
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 18:51:00 -
[1289] - Quote
Tara Read wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey beefolk, your true self just got exposed to the world! You shouldn't have enslave RvB and send on the Lemmings. You shouldn't have! Oh look a link to EN24 propoganda. I thought it was a link to WoW game time cards or perhaps some cryptic link to finally bring down the Goon "menace."  Honestly this stupid Goon hatred has no place on C&P. Stick it on your two bit blog that has the layout of a DOS program splattered in crayola... HEY! Don't diss DOS. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Ria Nieyli
201
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 19:06:00 -
[1290] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Tara Read wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey beefolk, your true self just got exposed to the world! You shouldn't have enslave RvB and send on the Lemmings. You shouldn't have! Oh look a link to EN24 propoganda. I thought it was a link to WoW game time cards or perhaps some cryptic link to finally bring down the Goon "menace."  Honestly this stupid Goon hatred has no place on C&P. Stick it on your two bit blog that has the layout of a DOS program splattered in crayola... HEY! Don't diss DOS.
Word, NASA uses DOS if I recall correctly. |

Tara Read
The Generic Pirate Corporation Shadow Cartel
677
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 19:09:00 -
[1291] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Tara Read wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey beefolk, your true self just got exposed to the world! You shouldn't have enslave RvB and send on the Lemmings. You shouldn't have! Oh look a link to EN24 propoganda. I thought it was a link to WoW game time cards or perhaps some cryptic link to finally bring down the Goon "menace."  Honestly this stupid Goon hatred has no place on C&P. Stick it on your two bit blog that has the layout of a DOS program splattered in crayola... HEY! Don't diss DOS.
My apologies to DOS and Crayola for grouping you with the likes of Gelvon Goblin. My God what a terrible mistake! 
Visit my blog for all the latest in jeers and tears as well as news at http://hoistthecolors.org |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6375
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 19:42:00 -
[1292] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey beefolk, your true self just got exposed to the world! You shouldn't have enslave RvB and send on the Lemmings. You shouldn't have! i see you're still too aware of your incompetence to wager a mere 100b isk, monitored by a standard trusted third party, on if you're correct Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |

Edmark I
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
54
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 19:42:00 -
[1293] - Quote
Man this dude just keeps trying to convince us we are fabulously wealthy and masters of the universe. Surely this will be our undoing.
Call it: The Mittanis Final Mistake Reloaded |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2522
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 19:52:00 -
[1294] - Quote
Edmark I wrote:Man this dude just keeps trying to convince us we are fabulously wealthy and masters of the universe. Surely this will be our undoing.
Call it: The Mittanis Final Mistake Reloaded Dunno about wealthy but you sure are fabulous. *sparkles* The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Johan March
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
84
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 19:59:00 -
[1295] - Quote
Don Gevlon Quixote: tilting at windmills POCOs, the steady Sancho Lemming at his side. |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
370
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 20:00:00 -
[1296] - Quote
Johan March wrote:Don Gevlon Quixote: tilting at windmills POCOs, the steady Sancho Lemming at his side.
lmfao... Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |

Aatrek's School Bus
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 20:12:00 -
[1297] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:We are so inconsiderate and heartless. All of us! While we are chatting here, Akane yoshioka of RvB met a tragic end. We should all find understanding and love in our hearts to achieve peace to prevent the needless death of more RvB noobs.
Goons could start it by surrendering to my terms!
what are the terms of surrender for goonies anyways |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2657
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 20:13:00 -
[1298] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey beefolk, your true self just got exposed to the world! You shouldn't have enslave RvB and send on the Lemmings. You shouldn't have! i see you're still too aware of your incompetence to wager a mere 100b isk, monitored by a standard trusted third party, on if you're correct
He wouldn't take the 30bil bet that with RvB out of the war we would "immediately lose all the GSF POCOs" either.
It's pretty funny he's self aware enough to know that he'd lose both bets, but hasn't yet realised the entire endeavour is a broken concept. Poor chap, he must fight his inner demons a lot  "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
113
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 20:28:00 -
[1299] - Quote
Johan March wrote:Don Gevlon Quixote: tilting at windmills POCOs, the steady Sancho Lemming at his side. And the guy who wanted to be miss September..... 
@ RvB : your rookie ships need more plex inside    |

Dramaticus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
454
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 20:31:00 -
[1300] - Quote
When does the war start The 'do-nothing' member of the GoonSwarm Economic Warfare Cabal
The edge is REALLY hard to see at times but it DOES exist and in this case we were looking at a situation where a new feature created for all of our customers was being virtually curbstomped by five of them |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
113
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 20:41:00 -
[1301] - Quote
Dramaticus wrote:When does the war start In a few months probably. Depending on how fast we grow.
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Dramaticus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
455
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 21:12:00 -
[1302] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Dramaticus wrote:When does the war start In a few months probably. Depending on how fast we grow.
I wouldn't think growing would be hard for a bunch of shut ins. The 'do-nothing' member of the GoonSwarm Economic Warfare Cabal
The edge is REALLY hard to see at times but it DOES exist and in this case we were looking at a situation where a new feature created for all of our customers was being virtually curbstomped by five of them |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
55
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 22:09:00 -
[1303] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Dramaticus wrote:When does the war start In a few months probably. Depending on how fast we grow.
Nice operation you got there. Of course Gevlon still thinks he's winning this. Oh, those socially-******** people are so easy to manipulate... |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
113
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 23:11:00 -
[1304] - Quote
Dramaticus wrote:General Lemming wrote:Dramaticus wrote:When does the war start In a few months probably. Depending on how fast we grow. I wouldn't think growing would be hard for a bunch of shut ins. No idea, only pro pvp players in lemmings. Ask Goonies ?
|

Sol epoch
The Death Stalkers The Marmite Collective
49
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 23:36:00 -
[1305] - Quote
Dramaticus wrote:General Lemming wrote:Dramaticus wrote:When does the war start In a few months probably. Depending on how fast we grow. I wouldn't think growing would be hard for a bunch of shut ins.
It seemed to work for you nubs on the second attempt.
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Admiral Grr
Bee Exterminators Bee Squashers
2
|
Posted - 2014.02.07 23:43:00 -
[1306] - Quote
The winds of change are blowing. A second war front against Goons is brewing.
Join Bee Squashers and make Eve history! |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
113
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 00:01:00 -
[1307] - Quote
Admiral Grr wrote:The winds of change are blowing. A second war front against Goons is brewing.
Join Bee Squashers and make Eve history! Your wind smells funny 
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Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
321
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 01:43:00 -
[1308] - Quote
Admiral Grr wrote:The winds of change are blowing. A second war front against Goons is brewing.
Join Bee Squashers and make Eve history!
Lemmings have competition? Maybe Gevlon should fund both just to make sure he really drives a stake through the goons shrivelled black heart. What's another 4B a week for such an affluent gentleman after all. |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
113
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 02:06:00 -
[1309] - Quote
Maybe focus more on RvBee then the forum.... they need it  |

Admiral Grr
Bee Exterminators Bee Squashers
3
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 02:25:00 -
[1310] - Quote
Professor Clio wrote:Admiral Grr wrote:The winds of change are blowing. A second war front against Goons is brewing.
Join Bee Squashers and make Eve history! Lemmings have competition? Maybe Gevlon should fund both just to make sure he really drives a stake through the goons shrivelled black heart. What's another 4B a week for such an affluent gentleman after all.
Initial funding has been provided by a wealthy anonymous high sec resident. We have received one additional donation of 630m isk from another one. Donations for the war effort are certainly appreciated by anyone including the most wise and honorable Gevlon Goblin. But we are not primarily seeking isk.
No, what we need most are energetic souls to fill our ranks and blow stuff up.
Here is a summary of what we offer:
1. Free wardec against Goons 2. Corp has zero taxes! Mission for isk, and blow Goons up when you feel like it. 3. No fees for corps to join. 4. No api checks- everyone is welcome, including Goon alts who want to be part of history (or blow their friends up secretly) 5. No stuffy corporate leadership. Do what you want. Spread out and hit Goons all over highsec. 6. Free and immediate recruiting roles to bring your friends! 7 No application fee or deposit!
Join today. Tomorrow we will put Goons right where we want them. |

Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
23
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 03:15:00 -
[1311] - Quote
Admiral Grr wrote:The winds of change are blowing. A second war front against Goons is brewing.
Join Bee Squashers and make Eve history! Yawn... so the two times you managed to shoot a Goon, it just happened to be the same guy? The same guy in a noob ship twice, 9 days apart.
Quite a coincidence!
Dear Goonies, try to be less obvious next time. You could have had so much fun farming RvBers on your alts, what a waste...
|

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
580
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 03:45:00 -
[1312] - Quote
At least people are standing for something instead of nothing!
In the name of pvp.... hopefully somebody is learning how to do it right ;)
jack1974 > can still call me zeus :) if you want Danalee > Jack is more humble :) |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
323
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 04:23:00 -
[1313] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:Maybe focus more on RvBee then the forum.... they need it 
How does RvBee need any help? As far as I know not a single planet has lost the benefit of our benevolent taxation. It's pretty cute that you think you can take any of them but please, stop sperging until you actually do so. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
145
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 04:25:00 -
[1314] - Quote
Admiral Grr wrote:The winds of change are blowing. A second war front against Goons is brewing. Join Bee Squashers and make Eve history!
It's the scam of Erotica 1, probably in cooperation with Goons. His alliance only has 2 noobship kills.
|

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
323
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 04:39:00 -
[1315] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Admiral Grr wrote:The winds of change are blowing. A second war front against Goons is brewing. Join Bee Squashers and make Eve history! It's the scam of Erotica 1, probably in cooperation with Goons. His alliance only has 2 noobship kills.
Don't be a negative nancy, maybe its the silver bullet that'll end goons once and for all. You should give them all your isk just in case. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
125
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 08:05:00 -
[1316] - Quote
Gevlon, are you even vaguely in control of this project anymore?
A few days ago, you endorsed Sugar Kyle for CSM 9 (incidentally, I happen to agree with you, I think she would be a fine CSM candidate*).
A day or two after you've posted this, the Lemmings declare war on Sugar Kyle's corp... You've claimed this is was a mistake, some kind of coincidence, but really?!? What are the chances of that?!?
While it's not impossible it was just a coincidence, I think it's *far* more likely that it's sabotage. The goons are really good at this kind of stuff. I would be *astounded* if they don't have several skilled spies in the lemmings already. Heck, even Lucas put an alt in there and he's no spymaster (or is he?).
RvB can't be bothered with all this spying stuff** , but if you are serious about fighting Goons, you have to be serious about intelligence... because otherwise, this kind of sabotage will just get worse and worse. Do you know how to stop it?
good luck...
*vote Mangala! ** the author of this post acknowledges that the above statement regarding RvB spying activities may only be attempts at misdirection, and that the truth of the matter cannot be determined by the content of this post. The author apologizes for this unfortunate situation. *** the author has occasional difficulties when it comes to counting past 2. |

Tara Read
The Generic Pirate Corporation Shadow Cartel
678
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 08:45:00 -
[1317] - Quote
Admiral Grr wrote:Professor Clio wrote:Admiral Grr wrote:The winds of change are blowing. A second war front against Goons is brewing.
Join Bee Squashers and make Eve history! Lemmings have competition? Maybe Gevlon should fund both just to make sure he really drives a stake through the goons shrivelled black heart. What's another 4B a week for such an affluent gentleman after all. Initial funding has been provided by a wealthy anonymous high sec resident. We have received one additional donation of 630m isk from another one. Donations for the war effort are certainly appreciated by anyone including the most wise and honorable Gevlon Goblin. But we are not primarily seeking isk. No, what we need most are energetic souls to fill our ranks and blow stuff up. Here is a summary of what we offer: 1. Free wardec against Goons 2. Corp has zero taxes! Mission for isk, and blow Goons up when you feel like it. 3. No fees for corps to join. 4. No api checks- everyone is welcome, including Goon alts who want to be part of history (or blow their friends up secretly) 5. No stuffy corporate leadership. Do what you want. Spread out and hit Goons all over highsec. 6. Free and immediate recruiting roles to bring your friends! 7 No application fee or deposit! Join today. Tomorrow we will put Goons right where we want them.
Why not go after their sov instead of pissing around in high sec? You could always join TEST or PL or N3. I hear they hate Goons so much they even throw Titans at them 
Also lol at no api checks. Brb making an alt for a little more spending isk. Visit my blog for all the latest in jeers and tears as well as news at http://hoistthecolors.org |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
145
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 08:59:00 -
[1318] - Quote
Louis Robichaud wrote:Gevlon, are you even vaguely in control of this project anymore?
A few days ago, you endorsed Sugar Kyle for CSM 9 (incidentally, I happen to agree with you, I think she would be a fine CSM candidate*).
A day or two after you've posted this, the Lemmings declare war on Sugar Kyle's corp... You've claimed this is was a mistake, some kind of coincidence, but really?!? What are the chances of that?!?
While it's not impossible it was just a coincidence, I think it's *far* more likely that it's sabotage. The goons are really good at this kind of stuff. I would be *astounded* if they don't have several skilled spies in the lemmings already. Heck, even Lucas put an alt in there and he's no spymaster (or is he?).
At first we didn't dec on Sugar's Corp. We joined as allies in a war where the alliance of Sugar is aggressor. Until Sugar told me, I didn't even noticed she is in. Such "sabotage" will happen, but nobody cares, since there were no kills in the "war". A Goon spy can clearly make such administrative trouble, but he can't make line Lemmings shoot anything but Goons and their pets.
This is why we ignore spies and saboteurs. As Lemmings have no assets, he can't offline anything. He can only make fake wars and do simple awoxing. |

Aivo Dresden
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
204
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 10:14:00 -
[1319] - Quote
Sup? RvBee reporting in. |

VegasMirage
Side Effects. Serious Space Holding Alliance
1466
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 11:13:00 -
[1320] - Quote
hi sec vs Goons... forever boring no more games... it's real this time!!! |

General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
115
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 12:16:00 -
[1321] - Quote
VegasMirage wrote:hi sec vs Goons... forever boring Then join the party Vegas and kill the Goons also in Low sec ?
|

Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 14:38:00 -
[1322] - Quote
Sephira Galamore wrote:You gotta give it to Gevlon tho.
He's putting the money where his mouth his. He is creating content ingame and on the forums :)
We only wish he did so with proper grammar, spelling and punctuation. |

Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 14:51:00 -
[1323] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin: Obviously you ignore pretty much every rule of the thumb when it comes to leadership in EVE. While 'fight for fun and profit' might be a cause that works for the masses, you are and will be finding out that 'fight for boredom and Gevlon's wallet' will not resonate with people enough to attain any objective of yours that can be deemed noteworthy.
Nobody gives a damn about some dude who sits his main and prominent alt characters in NPC corps, wanting to wage war for his own profit.
I'm terribly sorry Gevlon, but I do not think you possess the charisma or the vision to lead people to make a measurable and meaningful difference in this game. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
68
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 15:18:00 -
[1324] - Quote
I'm posting this not as a "goon" but as a person who cares about other human beings, and their well being.
Gevlon, I think it's time you took a step or two back, and looked at your propaganda engine. It's missing a few cogs.
Seriously. take a look at your blog. You're obsessed. You're making this as personal as you can, and getting so many facts wrong. You need to stop and think before making your blog posts. No one in the CFC cares. You're preaching to the converted and the unconvertable.
I get that you wasted a lot of ISK funding TEST during the fountain war, that was your choice. You shouldn't be using others to get your own back on people not responsible for that loss.
Anyone considering joining this (or those who already have) consider why you're doing so. Gevlon's long term goal is to claim High sec Pocos. Stop a moment and ask yourself why someone who is so ISK obsessed wants this. Anyone who thinks this is anything but Gevlon wanting to replace his personal losses from the Fountain war while "getting back" at who he perceives as responsible for those losses is in for a shock if ever a single Poco is taken. After all, his own tagline on his own blog mentions his penchant for using and abusing other players.
For the sake of Gevlon's mental health, please don't further encourage him into this folly. |

Aivo Dresden
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
207
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 15:35:00 -
[1325] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Ooooh, you finally got rid of that silly no-podding game you play? D.  We get all our podding needs working out on those non-RvB targets. How else would I be showing off my Genolution 'Auroral' AU-79?? |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
146
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 15:38:00 -
[1326] - Quote
Xaerael Endiel wrote:I'm posting this not as a "goon" but as a person who cares about other human beings, and their well being. To care for other human beings, you have to be one. Instead of a goon.
Xaerael Endiel wrote:No one in the CFC cares. That's why you joined the countless other Goons who came here to post and convince me to just leave you alone.
By the way I've just finished the January war statistics and considering that the consensus here (among Goons and their forum alts) that we are doomed, your losses are pretty high. |

Josh Minar
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
1
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 15:46:00 -
[1327] - Quote
Xaerael Endiel wrote:I'm posting this not as a "goon" but as a person who cares about other human beings, and their well being. Sure... coming from a Goon that's probably the most hilarious thing posted in this thread.  |

Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 15:50:00 -
[1328] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote:I'm posting this not as a "goon" but as a person who cares about other human beings, and their well being. To care for other human beings, you have to be one. Instead of a goon. Xaerael Endiel wrote:No one in the CFC cares. That's why you joined the countless other Goons who came here to post and convince me to just leave you alone. By the way I've just finished the January war statistics and considering that the consensus here (among Goons and their forum alts) that we are doomed, your losses are pretty high.
So, you are calling Goons sub human now? I actually don't see many Goons that are legitimately trying to make you leave us alone. On the contrary, you are making our day through sheer comedic value of your efforts. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
6168
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 15:52:00 -
[1329] - Quote
Alp Khan wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote:I'm posting this not as a "goon" but as a person who cares about other human beings, and their well being. To care for other human beings, you have to be one. Instead of a goon. Xaerael Endiel wrote:No one in the CFC cares. That's why you joined the countless other Goons who came here to post and convince me to just leave you alone. By the way I've just finished the January war statistics and considering that the consensus here (among Goons and their forum alts) that we are doomed, your losses are pretty high. So, you are calling Goons sub human now? I actually don't see many Goons that are legitimately trying to make you leave us alone. On the contrary, you are making our day through sheer comedic value of your efforts. But... we ... we also use non-subcaps now, why are you criticizing ussss ^^ Delicious goon ((tech nerf, siphon, drone assist, supercap)) tears.
Taking a wrecking ball to the futile hopes and broken dreams of skillless blobbers. |

Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 15:55:00 -
[1330] - Quote
Alavaria Fera wrote:Alp Khan wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote:I'm posting this not as a "goon" but as a person who cares about other human beings, and their well being. To care for other human beings, you have to be one. Instead of a goon. Xaerael Endiel wrote:No one in the CFC cares. That's why you joined the countless other Goons who came here to post and convince me to just leave you alone. By the way I've just finished the January war statistics and considering that the consensus here (among Goons and their forum alts) that we are doomed, your losses are pretty high. So, you are calling Goons sub human now? I actually don't see many Goons that are legitimately trying to make you leave us alone. On the contrary, you are making our day through sheer comedic value of your efforts. But... we ... we also use non-subcaps now, why are you criticizing ussss
I'm still waiting for Gevlon to tell us what we are since according to his post, we're not human.
|

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
148
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 15:58:00 -
[1331] - Quote
Alp Khan wrote: I'm still waiting for Gevlon to tell us what we are since according to his post, we're not human.
Goon: "is a personal bodyguard or a thug or ruffian employed by a person or people as a personal enforcer. A goon typically intimidates, assaults, or batters people who oppose their employer."
I don't doubt that goons are biologically humans, I just say the similarities end here. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
68
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 15:58:00 -
[1332] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote:I'm posting this not as a "goon" but as a person who cares about other human beings, and their well being. To care for other human beings, you have to be one. Instead of a goon. Xaerael Endiel wrote:No one in the CFC cares. That's why you joined the countless other Goons who came here to post and convince me to just leave you alone. By the way I've just finished the January war statistics and considering that the consensus here (among Goons and their forum alts) that we are doomed, your losses are pretty high.
I'm not asking you to leave us alone what so ever. I'm asking you to take a moment and think about whether you're taking this a little too far, and obsessing over things. Take a moment and look at your recent blog posts and count how many are not related to how much you "hate goons".
You have a serious problem. |

Josh Minar
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
1
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 16:02:00 -
[1333] - Quote
Xaerael Endiel wrote: I'm not asking you to leave us alone what so ever. I'm asking you to take a moment and think about whether you're taking this a little too far, and obsessing over things. Take a moment and look at your recent blog posts and count how many are not related to how much you "hate goons".
You have a serious problem.
And you are serious troll. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
68
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 16:05:00 -
[1334] - Quote
Josh Minar wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote: I'm not asking you to leave us alone what so ever. I'm asking you to take a moment and think about whether you're taking this a little too far, and obsessing over things. Take a moment and look at your recent blog posts and count how many are not related to how much you "hate goons".
You have a serious problem.
And you are serious troll.
I'm not trolling. Gevlon is spending far too much time trying to prove black is white, up is down, and the sky isn't blue. It's sad to see someone spiral down this path, but I've seen it in every MMO I've ever played.
|

Josh Minar
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
1
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 16:11:00 -
[1335] - Quote
Xaerael Endiel wrote: I'm not trolling. Gevlon is spending far too much time trying to prove black is white, up is down, and the sky isn't blue. It's sad to see someone spiral down this path, but I've seen it in every MMO I've ever played.
Not trolling? Check your corp name to the left (under your avatar) before you pretend to some credibility. Goons have forever been notorious for obsessing on playerbase harassment. And now trying to give lessons on not obsessing? The irony. :) |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
69
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 16:14:00 -
[1336] - Quote
Josh Minar wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote: I'm not trolling. Gevlon is spending far too much time trying to prove black is white, up is down, and the sky isn't blue. It's sad to see someone spiral down this path, but I've seen it in every MMO I've ever played.
Not trolling? Check your corp name to the left (under your avatar) before you pretend to some credibility. Goons have forever been notorious for obsessing on playerbase harassment. And now trying to give lessons on not obsessing? The irony. :)
Isn't that stereotyping? It's people like you who say "X religion" are all terrorists, or "Y race" are all thieves. A certain leader during world war 2 thought that way, and look where it got him. |

Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 16:15:00 -
[1337] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Alp Khan wrote: I'm still waiting for Gevlon to tell us what we are since according to his post, we're not human.
Goon: "is a personal bodyguard or a thug or ruffian employed by a person or people as a personal enforcer. A goon typically intimidates, assaults, or batters people who oppose their employer." I don't doubt that goons are biologically humans, I just say the similarities end here.
So tell us, do you or do you not pride yourself on 'exploiting morons and slackers'? Your definition is from an English dictionary, clearly you have no clue how the term 'Goon' came to be and no real understanding of Goon culture. If you are going to wage a ~serious~ war against Goons, you should educate yourself on these.
And lastly, stop using the term 'pure blood Goon' in any context. Any established and active SA forum member can join GoonWaffe. We are not some elite and secret society as you try and make us appear to be. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
6168
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 16:18:00 -
[1338] - Quote
You are forgetting that EN24 article that revealed Lyris Nairn is the leader of the goon purity faction ^^ Delicious goon ((tech nerf, siphon, drone assist, supercap)) tears.
Taking a wrecking ball to the futile hopes and broken dreams of skillless blobbers. |

Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 16:18:00 -
[1339] - Quote
Josh Minar wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote: I'm not trolling. Gevlon is spending far too much time trying to prove black is white, up is down, and the sky isn't blue. It's sad to see someone spiral down this path, but I've seen it in every MMO I've ever played.
Not trolling? Check your corp name to the left (under your avatar) before you pretend to some credibility. Goons have since ever been notorious for obsessing on playerbase harassment. And now trying to give lessons on not obsessing? The irony. :)
And you should check Gevlon's blog for his personal motto and think about who the morons he claims to be exploiting are. (Of course, by all means check your own personal corp affiliation here as well) |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
125
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 16:23:00 -
[1340] - Quote
Xaerael Endiel wrote:Josh Minar wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote: I'm not trolling. Gevlon is spending far too much time trying to prove black is white, up is down, and the sky isn't blue. It's sad to see someone spiral down this path, but I've seen it in every MMO I've ever played.
Not trolling? Check your corp name to the left (under your avatar) before you pretend to some credibility. Goons have forever been notorious for obsessing on playerbase harassment. And now trying to give lessons on not obsessing? The irony. :) Isn't that stereotyping? It's people like you who say "X religion" are all terrorists, or "Y race" are all thieves. A certain leader during world war 2 thought that way, and look where it got him.
GODWIN!
Although this thread has ceased having any value many pages ago, you've just made it official. Kinda disappointed in you really. |

Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 16:23:00 -
[1341] - Quote
Alavaria Fera wrote:You are forgetting that EN24 article that revealed Lyris Nairn is the leader of the goon purity faction
Oh of course, that too. I'm starting to think about how badly Hungarian publishers failed at translating works of Ayn Rand. |

Josh Minar
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
1
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 16:26:00 -
[1342] - Quote
Xaerael Endiel wrote:Josh Minar wrote:Goons have forever been notorious for obsessing on playerbase harassment. And now trying to give lessons on not obsessing? The irony. :) Isn't that stereotyping? It's people like you who say "X religion" are all terrorists, or "Y race" are all thieves. Not stereotyping, it's a core value of Goons culture, allowing you to bond and define yourselves. It's even present in your lingo. But I teach you nothing there, simply refer to the insulting terms you guys like to use against hisec players, as an example.
Xaerael Endiel wrote:A certain leader during world war 2 thought that way, and look where it got him. Erm... are you referring to your own God, The Mittany?
|

Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 16:30:00 -
[1343] - Quote
Josh Minar wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote:Josh Minar wrote:Goons have forever been notorious for obsessing on playerbase harassment. And now trying to give lessons on not obsessing? The irony. :) Isn't that stereotyping? It's people like you who say "X religion" are all terrorists, or "Y race" are all thieves. Not stereotyping, it's a core value of Goons culture, allowing you to bond and define yourselves. It's even present in your lingo. But I teach you nothing there, simply refer to the insulting terms you guys like to use against hisec players, as an example. Xaerael Endiel wrote:A certain leader during world war 2 thought that way, and look where it got him. Erm... are you referring to your own God, The Mittany?
Please do tell us more about "our God, The Mittany (sic)". I'm all ears. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
6168
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 16:31:00 -
[1344] - Quote
Josh Minar wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote:[quote=Xaerael Endiel]A certain leader during world war 2 thought that way, and look where it got him. Erm... are you referring to your own God, The Mittany? I thought we were following the soviet model.
Apparently a supercarrier rolls off the line, and someone gets in it and rides it to the frontline.
I know I arrived the day after B-R. ^^ Delicious goon ((tech nerf, siphon, drone assist, supercap)) tears.
Taking a wrecking ball to the futile hopes and broken dreams of skillless blobbers. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
55
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 16:39:00 -
[1345] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Alp Khan wrote: I'm still waiting for Gevlon to tell us what we are since according to his post, we're not human.
Goon: "is a personal bodyguard or a thug or ruffian employed by a person or people as a personal enforcer. A goon typically intimidates, assaults, or batters people who oppose their employer." I don't doubt that goons are biologically humans, I just say the similarities end here.
Dude, if your saying this seriously, then there is something really wrong with you. It's just a game, we have fun trolling each other (well, trolling you mostly, as you are really bad at this), but the moment real personal attacks come, things get ugly. We all know you have issues with blending into the society, but seriously - chill out for a second. Grab a beer and enjoy some high quality trolling. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
6168
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 16:45:00 -
[1346] - Quote
I knew we should have named outselves gnomes, like the LAWN crew
or the Fatal Ascension Guy/Gals ^^ Delicious goon ((tech nerf, siphon, drone assist, supercap)) tears.
Taking a wrecking ball to the futile hopes and broken dreams of skillless blobbers. |

Josh Minar
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
1
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:00:00 -
[1347] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:It's just a game, we have fun trolling each other (well, trolling you mostly, as you are really bad at this), but the moment real personal attacks come, things get ugly. And then you separate "trolling" from "real personal attacks" where suits you best. Oh well, I guess The Mittani during the fanfest incident was trolling too, the epitome of goonesque.
|

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2523
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:08:00 -
[1348] - Quote
Josh Minar wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:It's just a game, we have fun trolling each other (well, trolling you mostly, as you are really bad at this), but the moment real personal attacks come, things get ugly. And then you separate "trolling" from "real personal attacks" where suits you best. Oh well, I guess The Mittani during the fanfest incident was trolling too, the epitome of goonesque. Uh, no, that was an attack, for which Mittani has both apologised and taken his punishment.
What we are talking about here though is this thread. Can you honstely not see the difference between "your in game strategy suck and you are terrible at PVP" and "I don't classify you as a member of the human race due to the in game group you choose to associate with"? The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:10:00 -
[1349] - Quote
Josh Minar wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:It's just a game, we have fun trolling each other (well, trolling you mostly, as you are really bad at this), but the moment real personal attacks come, things get ugly. And then you separate "trolling" from "real personal attacks" where suits you best. Oh well, I guess The Mittani during the fanfest incident was trolling too, the epitome of goonesque.
So, that's supposed to prove Goons aren't human? Please tell us what we are. |

Rhes
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
655
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:17:00 -
[1350] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:That's why you joined the countless other Goons who came here to post and convince me to just leave you alone. If you think we are trying to convince you to leave us alone you don't really *get* Goons.
EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise |

Josh Minar
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
1
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:24:00 -
[1351] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote:Josh Minar wrote:And then you separate "trolling" from "real personal attacks" where suits you best. Oh well, I guess The Mittani during the fanfest incident was trolling too, the epitome of goonesque. Uh, no, that was an attack, for which Mittani has both apologised and taken his punishment. He apologized to the public because he had to. But he's a hero among Goons because that's what they like and do.
|

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
55
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:24:00 -
[1352] - Quote
Josh Minar wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:It's just a game, we have fun trolling each other (well, trolling you mostly, as you are really bad at this), but the moment real personal attacks come, things get ugly. And then you separate "trolling" from "real personal attacks" where suits you best. Oh well, I guess The Mittani during the fanfest incident was trolling too, the epitome of goonesque.
No that was not trolling. That was being a drunken ass, pure and simple. If Gevlon really thinks was he writes (and it seems so), then something is really wrong with his head. I mean - racism against a virtual group of people? That's just sad, man. |

Josh Minar
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
1
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:27:00 -
[1353] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:Josh Minar wrote:And then you separate "trolling" from "real personal attacks" where suits you best. Oh well, I guess The Mittani during the fanfest incident was trolling too, the epitome of goonesque. No that was not trolling. Ask Goons, I'm pretty sure for them that was.
|

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
55
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:32:00 -
[1354] - Quote
Josh Minar wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:Josh Minar wrote:And then you separate "trolling" from "real personal attacks" where suits you best. Oh well, I guess The Mittani during the fanfest incident was trolling too, the epitome of goonesque. No that was not trolling. Ask Goons, I'm pretty sure for them that was.
So you take your assumption as an excuse for Gevlon to act like an idiot? |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
74
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:33:00 -
[1355] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:Josh Minar wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:It's just a game, we have fun trolling each other (well, trolling you mostly, as you are really bad at this), but the moment real personal attacks come, things get ugly. And then you separate "trolling" from "real personal attacks" where suits you best. Oh well, I guess The Mittani during the fanfest incident was trolling too, the epitome of goonesque. No that was not trolling. That was being a drunken ass, pure and simple. If Gevlon really thinks was he writes (and it seems so), then something is really wrong with his head. I mean - racism against a virtual group of people? That's just sad, man.
It's certainly headline material. "Gevlon Goblin, outspoken virtual racist". Just not sure it's the headline he was looking for. |

Admiral Grr
Bee Exterminators Bee Squashers
6
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:33:00 -
[1356] - Quote
Gevlon may not see it yet, but he has started a movement that he cannot control. While I certainly welcome his isk and players, he cannot pull the strings in this alliance, so he calls anything not his a scam.
Sad.
Sov will be addressed once this movement has thousands of players, not 400 between 2 alliances.
Come join Bee Squashers and get in on this historical movement on the ground floor!
Goons, hedge your bets and app in today.
Been scammed by Goons, join and extract your revenge!
Just wanna shoot stuff? Join and enjoy the free wardec. |

Josh Minar
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
1
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:37:00 -
[1357] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:So you take your assumption as an excuse for Gevlon to act like an idiot? Why? I'm not speaking for Gevlon, I'm not his secretary. I was only following up on previous posts, on the topic of Goons "trolling" (hurting people for the lulz) versus "real attacks" (hurting people for the lulz).
|

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
55
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:43:00 -
[1358] - Quote
Josh Minar wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:So you take your assumption as an excuse for Gevlon to act like an idiot? Why? I'm not speaking for Gevlon, I'm not his secretary. I was only following up on previous posts, on the topic of Goons "trolling" (hurting people for the lulz) versus "real attacks" (hurting people for the lulz).
So don't justify him, then. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
74
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:43:00 -
[1359] - Quote
The major problem is Gevlon keeps moving his goalpost. If his pets manage to ref something, "Goons are too scared to defend!" if anyone comes out to defend, "look at all the isk they could have made ratting!", if they rat "Look at how bad they are, they're ratting".
This is what the losers of a battle always do to pat themselves on the back to reassure themselves that they're not wasting their own time. It's easy to be "winning" when you define your victory condition the day after the battle.
Think it over kids. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
148
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:46:00 -
[1360] - Quote
Lucas Kell wrote: What we are talking about here though is this thread. Can you honstely not see the difference between "your in game strategy suck and you are terrible at PVP" and "I don't classify you as a member of the human race due to the in game group you choose to associate with"?
You see, this is the problem. I don't think the in-game strategy of Goons is bad. I think they are bad people. I was preaching from the very start that you must earn money to be successful, therefore "carebears" should be invited and welcomed into nullsec alliances (not just tolerated as renters). Most nullsec people disagree with me and go for "pure PvP, damn carebears". This makes them bad in a game, but they are honest men in real life as they do what they preach.
Goon leaders on the other hand agree with me and organized their Empire according to the same ideas that I told (they were here first, I'm not claiming they listened to me). But instead of being open about it and let other people learn (read: real people learn about the game), they lie to everyone and lead hate campaigns (Hukageddon, Burn Jita) against "carebears" to cover it up. They force all their coalition (their blues, people who trust them) to function according to rules they know to be bad. Then secretly let their pure blood members do what works: carebearing. If everything goes according to plan, everyone will remain ignorant about proper playing of EVE (including their blues and even most of their pure blood Goons) and they win.
The Goon line members - while probably have no clue about the masterplan - are accepting this privileged position of being carebears while everyone else is forced to pass PvP performance tests. They don't speak up "hey Mittens, give them a break, we fight less and farm more then them, if we can, they can too". Nor they find it weird to go on a "kill all carebears" campaign to highsec after carebearing all week.
In short "Let's all do X" makes you ignorant if X is bad. "Let's all do X guys! - but I won't because I know it's a lie" makes you an evil person, regardless of the merit of X. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
74
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:48:00 -
[1361] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
In short "Let's all do X" makes you ignorant if X is bad. "Let's all do X guys! - but I won't because I know it's a lie" makes you an evil person, regardless of the merit of X.
Congratulations, the committee of internet hypocrites welcomes you. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
56
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:51:00 -
[1362] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote: wall of text
Don't justify your asshatery with some lame theories. You haven't been in CFC for a second and now your talking about some Goon masterplan. Pathetic. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
74
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 17:53:00 -
[1363] - Quote
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
58
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 18:01:00 -
[1364] - Quote
Xaerael Endiel wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
Quote:Projection tends to come to the fore in normal people at times of crisis, personal or political, but is more commonly found in the neurotic or psychoticGÇöin personalities functioning at a primitive level as in narcissistic personality disorder or borderline personality disorder.
Fits. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2523
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 18:19:00 -
[1365] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:You see, this is the problem. I don't think the in-game strategy of Goons is bad. I think they are bad people. I think you misunderstood. We are saying that the lemmings strategy is bad, and we have all along. You are responding with personal, out of game attack on goons.
Gevlon Goblin wrote:I was preaching from the very start that you must earn money to be successful, therefore "carebears" should be invited and welcomed into nullsec alliances (not just tolerated as renters). Most nullsec people disagree with me and go for "pure PvP, damn carebears". This makes them bad in a game, but they are honest men in real life as they do what they preach. Nobody, not even goons has ever claimed that making isk was a bad thing. But someone who purely wants to make isk and is not going to get on board when the alliance is attacked is of no use, especially when they are making it for themselves, which most carebears are. This is why most alliances operate with a balance by having freedom to rat most of the time but an all hand on deck approach to CTAs. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
6172
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 18:21:00 -
[1366] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection Quote:Projection tends to come to the fore in normal people at times of crisis, personal or political, but is more commonly found in the neurotic or psychoticGÇöin personalities functioning at a primitive level as in narcissistic personality disorder or borderline personality disorder. Fits. We're not normal people though. We're apparently sub-human. ^^ Delicious goon ((tech nerf, siphon, drone assist, supercap)) tears.
Taking a wrecking ball to the futile hopes and broken dreams of skillless blobbers. |

Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
58
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 18:27:00 -
[1367] - Quote
Alavaria Fera wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection Quote:Projection tends to come to the fore in normal people at times of crisis, personal or political, but is more commonly found in the neurotic or psychoticGÇöin personalities functioning at a primitive level as in narcissistic personality disorder or borderline personality disorder. Fits. We're not normal people though. We're apparently sub-human.
I'm just waiting for goblin's post where he justifies his words with more nonsense. I wonder if it will be more funny or sad. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
6172
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 18:37:00 -
[1368] - Quote
Look, I just glanced upwards and saw this litttle popup.
It read: Assist to ==> The Mittani
I thought they changed drone assist~~~
I also heard something like "drop fighters" and immediately felt compelled to log in and shoot structures. What's going on, I'm scared ^^ Delicious goon ((tech nerf, siphon, drone assist, supercap)) tears.
Taking a wrecking ball to the futile hopes and broken dreams of skillless blobbers. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
148
|
Posted - 2014.02.08 18:40:00 -
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Lucas Kell wrote:Nobody, not even goons has ever claimed that making isk was a bad thing. But someone who purely wants to make isk and is not going to get on board when the alliance is attacked is of no use, especially when they are making it for themselves, which most carebears are. In this we fully disagree and this is one thing I wish to disprove now. I do nothing in Lemmings and Marmites than making ISK. That's my contribution to their war. I barely fly combat. Yet I'm useful, enabling their kills by paying the wardec bills. The null ratter gives the tax to his corp, even if he doesn't mean to.
But that's a disagreement over a game which doesn't make any of us bad real life people, regardless of the merit of carebearing. Goons on the other hand rat day and night, but force their pets to kick "useless carebears". Which make them real life liars and no better than the chess master who writes a book to novice players, full of purposefully bad advices just to decrease the number of later competitors. |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
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Posted - 2014.02.08 18:50:00 -
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So you say they are terrible human beings because they sometimes lie in Eve Online? I just want to be sure we are on the same page. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

Josh Minar
Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings
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Posted - 2014.02.08 19:08:00 -
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Pete Butcher wrote:You haven't been in CFC for a second and now your talking about some Goon masterplan. The Goon masterplan is nothing complex or secretive. Just look at CFC and see them be the tamed Goon pets they are. That's the Goon masterplan.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.02.08 19:24:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Lucas Kell wrote:Nobody, not even goons has ever claimed that making isk was a bad thing. But someone who purely wants to make isk and is not going to get on board when the alliance is attacked is of no use, especially when they are making it for themselves, which most carebears are. In this we fully disagree and this is one thing I wish to disprove now. I do nothing in Lemmings and Marmites than making ISK. That's my contribution to their war. I barely fly combat. Yet I'm useful, enabling their kills by paying the wardec bills. The null ratter gives the tax to his corp, even if he doesn't mean to. But that's a disagreement over a game which doesn't make any of us bad real life people, regardless of the merit of carebearing. Lemmings isn't a viable null group. Sure, when a small group is performing a task which requires so much isk, then an easy isk source is useful, but when you have an alliance consisting of thousands of people, pure PVE pilots are considerably less useful. See, contrary to what you believe, wars aren't won through isk alone, they take considerable amounts of manpower. If the option was given to PVE pilots to just do PVE, then the numbers available to the war front would drop.
Pretty much what you are fighting to prove is already proven though. Through renting. If people want to contribute to a null group through PVE and not be involved in the PvP side, they can rent. It's no different for how it would be if pure PVE pilots were recruited. Funding just another high sec war group is not going to prove anything beyond "camping is a good way to pad killboards" which literally anyone could tell you.
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Goons on the other hand rat day and night, but force their pets to kick "useless carebears". Which make them real life liars and no better than the chess master who writes a book to novice players, full of purposefully bad advices just to decrease the number of later competitors. There is probably no point in arguing with this since you are clearly adamant you are right. You've taken 2 flawed sets of data, mixed in a bucket load of assumptions and come to a flawed conclusion. The thing is, we show up for fleets, so we know who is actually there. We get participation stats, so we know who is actually there. You mashing some bad stats together and getting the wrong end of the stick doesn't impact anything.
Thinking that the goons are putting forward bad ideas pretending they are good to force the competition to follow bad advice is frankly ludicrous. It assumes that everyone is listening to everything the goons say and following it word for word, at the same time as going against things that have bee stated by the goons. It really makes no sense. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.02.08 19:50:00 -
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Admiral Grr wrote:Gevlon may not see it yet, but he has started a movement that he cannot control. While I certainly welcome his isk and players, he cannot pull the strings in this alliance, so he calls anything not his a scam.
Sad.
Sov will be addressed once this movement has thousands of players, not 400 between 2 alliances.
Come join Bee Squashers and get in on this historical movement on the ground floor!
Goons, hedge your bets and app in today.
Been scammed by Goons, join and extract your revenge!
Just wanna shoot stuff? Join and enjoy the free wardec.
You are going places E1. |

Vera Algaert
Republic University Minmatar Republic
1320
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Posted - 2014.02.08 20:07:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Alp Khan wrote: I'm still waiting for Gevlon to tell us what we are since according to his post, we're not human.
Goon: "is a personal bodyguard or a thug or ruffian employed by a person or people as a personal enforcer. A goon typically intimidates, assaults, or batters people who oppose their employer." I don't doubt that goons are biologically humans, I just say the similarities end here. Once upon a time some webmaster wrote angry words about being harassed by Lowtax's goons and that designation was in turn adopted by the members of the SA forum community.
The way goons play EVE is quite unique compared to the vast majority of the other games they play but they are always called "goons".
Trying to derive any characteristics of the EVE organization from their use of this term is pretty dumb. |

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.02.08 20:26:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote:So you say they are terrible human beings because they sometimes lie in Eve Online? I just want to be sure we are on the same page. No, they are bad because they lie about EVE. They don't lie about tactical information like their fleet comp or their titan building systems. They lie about basic game information, making literally hundreds of thousands of new players start to play the wrong way and find EVE a bad game.
Lucas Kell wrote:Pretty much what you are fighting to prove is already proven though. Through renting. If people want to contribute to a null group through PVE and not be involved in the PvP side, they can rent. It's no different for how it would be if pure PVE pilots were recruited. I strongly disagree. Renter is a business transaction: I pay you 3B, you give me a system. If other alliance offers a better system for 3B, I move. I'm talking about players who identify with the alliance, loyal to it, but dislike PvP and prefer to contribute via filling the coffers.
Telling that "renter = PvE member" is like "mercenary = PvP member".
Lucas Kell wrote:Thinking that the goons are putting forward bad ideas pretending they are good to force the competition to follow bad advice is frankly ludicrous. It assumes that everyone is listening to everything the goons say and following it word for word, at the same time as going against things that have bee stated by the goons. It really makes no sense. That's not how it's happening. The thing is that Goons don't have hard time convincing people "pure PvP is all the way, kick useless carebears", because this is what they want to believe. Most of them are PvP-ers so they love to hear that they are more valuable than carebears. Goons are abusing a pre-existing nonsense. But that doesn't make them less of a liar. |

Louis Robichaud
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2014.02.08 20:41:00 -
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This debate can't make any sort of sense if we don't even agree on what a carebear is!
Gevlon: A carebear is someone who's unwilling to fight. If a nullsec member spends 95% of his time ratting and mining, but when the alliance needs warships he jumps into a BC (or even a frigate!) to help... he's not a carebear. He may be a PvE mostly player, but he's willing to fight to help defend his alliance's territory - or attack the alliance's enemies. He's useful. |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
3503
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Posted - 2014.02.08 21:08:00 -
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How does that make them terrible human beings? See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2014.02.08 21:13:00 -
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Louis Robichaud wrote:This debate can't make any sort of sense if we don't even agree on what a carebear is! This debate doesn't make any sort of sense any more, whatever you try to agree upon. Period. As such, and as moderating this thread has gone beyond any feasible point*), it gets a lock.
*) Removing every single post that breaks at least one of the forum rules would result in halving the thread. At least...
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