Originally by: Rafein

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Ah, so first, your gonna sell shares, then if G/Iron want it, not fight for it, but give it to them.

Good plan.

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Originally by: Bared Bel'Medar

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Its a rare dialect called "dou'chay'ba'gh"... frequently used by members of this forum community. I was under the assumption you spoke it

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Originally by: DANGEROUS

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AT VERY LONG LAST

i can shoot the ass of ALL ISS and their STUPID attempts to bring empire carebear ****e to 0.0.

WE DONT WANT U - - and NOW - u have given us the reason to take u out in all 0.0 areas

I look forward to drinking a tequila docked in the various outposts up north. - OO - yes - they wont be ISS outposts either )))


BTW - to ALL shareholders of ISS - - SELL UP NOW - - in time u wont have any assets in 0.0. -

U have got to big for ur boots ISS - and many will assist u down several pegs - ur neutrality has always been easily questioned. - u deploy POS to take sov under the guard of an invading force - u are their minions.

Now lets see u dance

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Originally by: DANGEROUS

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AT VERY LONG LAST

i can shoot the ass of ALL ISS and their STUPID attempts to bring empire carebear ****e to 0.0.

WE DONT WANT U - - and NOW - u have given us the reason to take u out in all 0.0 areas

I look forward to drinking a tequila docked in the various outposts up north. - OO - yes - they wont be ISS outposts either )))


BTW - to ALL shareholders of ISS - - SELL UP NOW - - in time u wont have any assets in 0.0. -

U have got to big for ur boots ISS - and many will assist u down several pegs - ur neutrality has always been easily questioned. - u deploy POS to take sov under the guard of an invading force - u are their minions.

Now lets see u dance

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Originally by: Malken

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looks like someone painted a bullseye on ISS's butt.

now why did they bend over and let them paint it.

divide and conquer 4tw i suppose

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Originally by: Krackerjack

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Originally by: Malken

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looks like someone painted a bullseye on ISS's butt.

now why did they bend over and let them paint it.

divide and conquer 4tw i suppose

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Trouble is, ISS are so spread out across EVE its impossible to hurt them.

Why do you think their empire war decs never last more than a week or two? Because its actually not very profitable shooting at 1 or 2 haulers with ice products, and with the whole alliance spread across the map, they are difficult to find in large numbers.

And if someone did seige one of their outposts, they'd just call in MC along with every other merc corp in EVE.

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Originally by: Audrea

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Once system is locked down, there is nothing really those merc corps can do.

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Originally by: DANGEROUS

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brain is engaged ... blah blah

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Originally by: Flipped

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Originally by: DANGEROUS

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brain is engaged ... blah blah

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Engaging it didn't help you at all

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Originally by: Kryztal

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This thread is just too funny

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Originally by: SinBin

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Is this alt city or people talking about brains wile being incapable of ticking the show corp info ticky box.

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Originally by: DANGEROUS

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brain is engaged - iss are back peddaling like mad cos they realise they have shown their true colors.
infact - this reminds of a post written by BoB

HIDDEN IN FULL VIEW it was titled - or something like that.

claiming trust were a part of G. load of rubbish that was. - yes G were customers - as many others were.

Butmaybe the idea was so easy for bob to think of cos they themselves have some back door arrangement with ISS --

picture it now - sir molle sitting there in ts with an ISS representative - - hmm -
maybe it would go like this

Sir molle> WE MUST keep up the public impression that BoB and ISS are hostile.
ISS> indeed, that is important the generla populus must never know of our secret relationship.
Sir Molle> Agreed, u are our pets and no one must find out. i am very possessive over who i pimp and u are one of my specials.
ISS> o thank u master molle - let us service u more.
Sir Molle> later my sweet one - first we conclude our business.
ISS> i will keep the K-Y warm master so it doesnt feel to cold...........
Sir Molle> Good lad, to business -- to keep up the pretence of our hostility we will gank some of ur noobs occasionally, clearly this is just so we can be seen to shoot at u.
ISS> that is acceptable master - after all - we are but imbeciles compared to ur greatness.
Sir Molle> indeed u are. - Now here is whats going to happen, as we cant defeat the might og G and tehir associates on our own we have called all of our other pimpable friends such as 5 and ASCN to commit to a highly cordinted attack on the TRUST station In EC - we are sure that TRUST are building G a fearsome capital fleet there.
ISS> this cannot be master. Only u can dominate the empire.
Sir Molle> it is hard to comprehend my friend that anyone could contemplate aggression towards our #cough# peaceful #cough# domination of the universe but some people have a deep hatred for us and we just dont understan why my pet.
ISS> ur words are as sweet as honey master.
Sir Molle> So - we will take EC and then u my little gimp faced freind can manage it in the name of neutrality.
ISS> o master u are so kind, we can bring peace to teh most deadly system in all of eve - cos when we say NO ONE SHOOT IN OUR SYSTEM - THEY ALWAYS obey o master. - and yes yes - i have another idea if u will allow me to offer it to ur huge intelligence master?
Sir Molle> My young friend do not consider me SO arrogant taht i cannot see at least SOME intelligence in other people. - - - p
ISS> thank u master, well we can creat a huge income from sellng ISS shares in this outpost. and we are onto a HUGE winner. ALL that capital gained for almost no expenditure, and and and - o goodness master - it will help us become even richer, as surely the outpost will be taken back and we will be sitting on all this isk - o master ur SO clever.
Sir Molle> i had indeed been considering such an idea and i think we will implement it.
ISS> thank u master - we will deploy POS under ur guard as soon as ec is safe as we are all carebears and have little understanding of what a gun is.
Sir molle> Indeed u dont - now - where is that k-y
ISS> here sir - its here - - let me open it and bend over for u
Sir Molle> OMFG i am SO UBER

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Originally by: Kay Han

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Edited by: Kay Han on 07/04/2006 15:29:42
Finally i¦m allowed to shoot ISS? \/

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Shmmm...


Need clarification on this.

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Originally by: Count TaSessine

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The coalition of alliances, including BoB, F-E, 5, ASCN, who recently seized control of the station in EC-P8R, have asked ISS to take over and manage the station as a public outpost.

After careful deliberation, ISS have accepted the proposal as a vote of confidence and a welcome confirmation that civilian development of 0.0 space is far from incompatible with the goals and ambitions of above mentioned alliances.

With this gesture, they signal that civilian cohabitation in 0.0 space is possible and desired under the right circumstances.

The reason for our acceptance is closely linked with our vision of opening up 0.0 space to as many non-alliance affiliated pilots as possible.

We believe Pure Blind is a perfect sandbox for pilots with little or no 0.0 experience. It is more attractive than empire space, but generally speaking not really valuable enough for alliances to fight over and claim.

With this transition, we hope the region will return to it's previous state of affairs. This action will basically take the station out of the conflict that is raging in the region and allow traffic to flow through EC-P8R once again.

The coalition have clearly stated that the only other alternative to this scenario is that they take control of the station themselves - this, we feel, is not beneficial to the stability and long term interests of the inhabitants of this region.

The outpost will ultimatively benefit far more people under ISS management, than would be the case with a territorial faction controlling it.

The terms of the takeover are as follows:

- The outpost will be called ISS Cassini, named after a famous Italian astronomer from Earth.

- Cassini will become an ISS station and the rules applying to Marginis and Borealis (see www.eve-iss.com for details of our rules of engagement), also apply to this one.

- As is the case with all ISS stations, all pod pilots in Eve can dock at the station and use its facilities.

- The no-docking list from our other outposts will be applied with immediate effect in Cassini. This means that BoB, among others, will not have docking rights to the station due to their repeated violations of our system wide no-fire zones in the other ISS outpost systems.

- In line with its established business practices ISS will transfer ownership of the station as shares to the Eve community in a public share auction. Details of this public offering of shares will be disclosed shortly when we have had time to create a business plan.

ISS will keep 10% of the shares as management fee.

Trust will get 5% shares. Building an outpost is a monumental achievement in both time and ISK which we recognize.

The isk generated by these share sales will pay for the necessary sovereignty controlling starbases (the system has 62 moons), structures, fuel reserves, in-house security arrangements and a number of external mercenary retainers.

The status of previous TRUST jumpclone contracts is being investigated. The status of current office rents is pending assessment of the situation.

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Originally by: Fi T'Zeh

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I bet the ISS navy is quaking in its boots.

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