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Curzon Dax Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.13 22:30:00 - [1] Eve-Online: Its my pleasure to announce the on-going formulation of my first album, "Eve Parodies!" Most of the tracks haven't debuted on Eve Radio yet, and the continuation of Eve Idol II means that you can't hear the rest yet...but here's what's been on the radio! Released: Track 1: Sabre A Tribute Track 2: Romance in Eve Unreleased: Track 3: Battle of the ePeens Track 4: Lag of the Day Track 5: Dreaming of Eve-Online In Production: Track 6: ISK ISK Baby Track 7: Runaway Inflation Track 8: Contract Scammers Track 9: The BoB Polka Like what you hear? March 20, 1600-2200 is Eve Idol II finals; visit Eve Radio to tune in, and join channel "Eve Radio." Most of the songs here you will be able to deduce what they are a parody of by the name (IE, Lag of the Day is a spoof of "Hero of the Day" by Metallica) Got a suggestion for a spoof song? All you need is an idea, a backtrack to the song you think it would go with, and a way to get it to me. If I can make it work, you get 50 million ISK. :) Cheers!
Lord MuffloN Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2007.03.13 22:50:00 - [2] Gonna check this one out, i'll come back later with my toughts :P
Ikasu Gallente The Durandal Organization	Posted - 2007.03.13 22:51:00 - [3] DUDE, awesome! I bookmarked this thread. Sabre A Tribute was awesome
Lord MuffloN Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2007.03.13 22:57:00 - [4] Allright, listened to both, their made out of win and god, bookmarked!
Jansson	Posted - 2007.03.13 23:02:00 - [5] Oh yeah. I heard Saber A on air before, and I was thinking to myself, "What the heck?", then I went listening to some doby tunes ;)
Trypho Minmatar Infinitus Odium	Posted - 2007.03.13 23:08:00 - [6] Release `ISK ISK Baby` allready! Nice work
Asael Caldari Nathlin Enterprises Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.13 23:58:00 - [7] Cant wait till Lag of the day ______________________________ Nathlin Enterprises Inc. CEO -Everto es hic servo Mihi
Varriq	Posted - 2007.03.14 00:10:00 - [8] Edited by: Varriq on 14/03/2007 00:07:36 I've never really listened to EVE Radio, but I sure as hell will now! That Sabre A Tribute was great! You really put alot of thought into those lyrics, eh?
DrAtomic Atomic Heroes The OSS	Posted - 2007.03.14 00:30:00 - [9] Originally by: Varriq Edited by: Varriq on 14/03/2007 00:07:36 I've never really listened to EVE Radio, but I sure as hell will now! That Sabre A Tribute was great! You really put alot of thought into those lyrics, eh? EvE Radio is the devil it makes you wanna mine just so you can listen hehehe :) ->>> http://www.eve-radio.com ----------------------------------------------- My Top 10 List
General Apocalypse Amarr The Merchant Marines Miners With Attitude	Posted - 2007.03.14 00:34:00 - [10] Nice songs . One E-Peen to rule them all

Curzon Dax Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.14 00:40:00 - [11] Glad you like my stuff. :) The two linked here already went through Eve-Radio, although "Romance in Eve" is getting seriously reworked simply due to the fact that it sounds like butt. Next week Tuesday (20 March) is Eve Idol finals -- I'm not sure which of the other tracks to present for finals, I'm sitting here writing, singing, and pondering. laughing I can't rap, which makes the parody of "Ice Ice Baby" all the funnier to the folks who have heard my trying out lyrics on Skype, so I'm tempted to go there...but "The BoB Polka" is a remake of "Mack the Knife" but for BoB -- I've always liked that song a lot, so I'm tempted to go there....etc. So many choices! They'll get linked up here once Eve Idol is over; but I don't want to post any original content in case it gets used on the air -- don't want it to be stale. bows humbly to DJ FunkyBacon for the advice
DrAtomic Atomic Heroes The OSS	Posted - 2007.03.14 00:51:00 - [12] http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=490294 ----------------------------------------------- My Top 10 List
Dodiez	Posted - 2007.03.14 03:49:00 - [13] Curzon, one of your new ones better be dedicated to me. <3 There's a rolls eyes emoticon for you, noobcakes
Aruik	Posted - 2007.03.14 14:12:00 - [14] Those are both going onto my iPod. Awesome man.
Winterblink Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2007.03.14 14:14:00 - [15] Oh man, SO going to check these out later when I'm done work. :) warp drive active \| nature vraie
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2007.03.14 15:13:00 - [16] Holy crap! That's good stuff! Palmala Handerson classic ------------------- Say What?
Cat Gotyourtongue	Posted - 2007.03.15 02:51:00 - [17] Hilarious. Good luck on Eve Idol!
Curzon Dax Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.15 04:09:00 - [18] /me ponders doing a parody of Tunak Tunak Tun. It IS the best song ever. laughing
Decrepus Raiders of the Lost Cans	Posted - 2007.03.15 04:29:00 - [19] I couldn't get the first one to work so I can only comment on second. I really do enjoy that it was actualy performed, rather than just posted lyrics like most do. But nothing rhymes and you always seem off beat? Enjoyed it though ;-D
Sabre A Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.15 04:31:00 - [20] Its MY SONG!!! lol

Curzon Dax Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.15 04:32:00 - [21] laughing Nothing in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" rhymes. Sorry about the first one - its hosted at eve-files and seems to work for everyone else. Sorry if you think I'm off-beat - I'm an Eve Player, not a contracted musician. =)
Mr Mozzie Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.15 06:14:00 - [22] Nice Curzon Keep up the good work mate
JamesTalon Caldari Electric Fury Corp	Posted - 2007.03.15 07:16:00 - [23] "Just an alcohol free saugage party like World of Warcraft but worse" Greatest lyric ever Originally by: kieron EA was able to trademark the use of a barrel roll in a MMOG as an emote Originally by: Anatolius EVE should trademark 'pew pew pew' and then sue games that use lasers.
Curzon Dax Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.20 02:52:00 - [24] ISK ISK Baby added! Enjoy the white man rapping!
Lord MuffloN Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2007.03.20 02:59:00 - [25] Originally by: Curzon Dax ISK ISK Baby added! Enjoy the white man rapping! It's fkn awsome
djCobra Eve Radio Corporation	Posted - 2007.03.20 03:15:00 - [26] hehe good stuff ..
Mr Vapor Minmatar Stormriders Fimbulwinter	Posted - 2007.03.20 03:23:00 - [27] Dax, I love you and want to have your babies.
Sinri	Posted - 2007.03.20 06:49:00 - [28] w00t! This stuffz the bizzomb! BUMP
JamesTalon Caldari Electric Fury Corp	Posted - 2007.03.20 08:08:00 - [29] The legacy of Dax lives on well Can't wait for the Runaway song. I've got a couple songs named runaway in my head, one from Linkin Park, and one sounds like Aerosmith... Originally by: kieron EA was able to trademark the use of a barrel roll in a MMOG as an emote Originally by: Anatolius EVE should trademark 'pew pew pew' and then sue games that use lasers.
EntroX Caldari El Fugel Corp	Posted - 2007.03.20 09:26:00 - [30] posting in an epic thread. sweet work mate, keep it up.

Leonidas Rex Amarr Dark Excession The Cartel.	Posted - 2007.03.20 10:17:00 - [31] Dude DUDE! DUUDE... thats really awsome, so awsome I had to say Dude thrice!
Na'Thuul Caldari Suffoco Noctis Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2007.03.20 11:37:00 - [32] l0llerskatez & roflocopterz --- [08:41:12] Nebulai > unless your offering me cheap pills, I don't see it
Sheriff Jones	Posted - 2007.03.20 11:57:00 - [33] I'm just gonna post it here for everyone to sing along! Listen to this while singing! Piloting a hurricane, here in, EVE-world. Corp wars, lasers, nanophoons - it's a, blop blur. You might end in misery, or escape piracy! EVE Tales, Oo-oo! Carebears mining, pirates daring, EVE-tales, oo-oo! Tales of griefing-do, bad and good luck tales. D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a pirate out to find you! What to do? Just grab on to some large rails, oo-oo! Carebears mining, pirates daring, EVE-tales, oo-oo! Tales of griefing-do, bad and good luck tales. No teenage whines, when downtime fails that's EVE Tales, oo-oo!
Daelin Blackleaf No Joy Corp Pride - Honor - Duty	Posted - 2007.03.20 12:30:00 - [34] The people.... ...they demand MORE! Excellent work on the lyrics I especially enjoyed EVE Romance. Egina is my new word of the week
Daelin Blackleaf No Joy Corp Pride - Honor - Duty	Posted - 2007.03.20 12:30:00 - [35] The people.... ...they demand MORE! Excellent work on the lyrics I especially enjoyed EVE Romance. Egina is my new word of the week
Alannis Gallente Fusion Enterprises Ltd The Fifth Race	Posted - 2007.03.20 12:38:00 - [36] Isk Isk baby is easily the best! You rap better than you sing mate :) Kick ass lyrics too. Lyrics in Tribute are awesome as well.
Alannis Gallente Fusion Enterprises Ltd The Fifth Race	Posted - 2007.03.20 12:38:00 - [37] Isk Isk baby is easily the best! You rap better than you sing mate :) Kick ass lyrics too. Lyrics in Tribute are awesome as well.
BLAIYNE Old Farts Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2007.03.20 12:56:00 - [38] Effing brilliant! Absolutely effing brilliant! Even my alts like em (and they're notoriously hard to please). Keep 'em coming!
Joebarchuck	Posted - 2007.03.20 13:23:00 - [39] The first two are kind of amateur but honestly the ISK ISK Baby is just GREAT... GOOD JOB, continue, we will be waiting for the others.
Joebarchuck	Posted - 2007.03.20 13:23:00 - [40] The first two are kind of amateur but honestly the ISK ISK Baby is just GREAT... GOOD JOB, continue, we will be waiting for the others.

Kane LeBaiton Gallente Order of the Red Dragon	Posted - 2007.03.20 13:48:00 - [41] Quote: Got a suggestion for a spoof song? All you need is an idea, a backtrack to the song you think it would go with, and a way to get it to me. If I can make it work, you get 50 million ISK. :) I wrote spoof lyrics on a song, I think I saw you on the Eve Radio channel yesterday evening, but I hadn't finished the lyrics up until now... How do I get in contact with you? Evemail you? Going off to work a night shift now, not able to post from work, meh :)
Kane LeBaiton Gallente Order of the Red Dragon	Posted - 2007.03.20 13:48:00 - [42] Quote: Got a suggestion for a spoof song? All you need is an idea, a backtrack to the song you think it would go with, and a way to get it to me. If I can make it work, you get 50 million ISK. :) I wrote spoof lyrics on a song, I think I saw you on the Eve Radio channel yesterday evening, but I hadn't finished the lyrics up until now... How do I get in contact with you? Evemail you? Going off to work a night shift now, not able to post from work, meh :)
Curzon Dax Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.20 15:56:00 - [43] Thanks for all the support. 1. I am not singing Ducktales. 2. Runaway Inflation is a parody of "Runaway Train" by Soul Asylum. 3. For all of you who think I rap better than I sing: I'm working on another one based on "Without Me" by Eminem. 3a. I just learned how to splice tracks yesterday. That means I don't need to get a single good runthrough to do a song. I'll be able to do it in parts now cheers I might go back and fix those (along with some of my other stuff that I haven't released yet) 4. You can get ahold of me with an EVEmail.
swoj The New Order. United Connection's	Posted - 2007.03.20 16:15:00 - [44] Not sure if has been done before, or if one of my corp mates said it as a joke, but "Dude (Your Alt Looks Like A Lady)" could make for a good parody.
Rico Naginata Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.20 16:36:00 - [45] ROFL @ ISK ISK baby
Rico Naginata Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.20 16:36:00 - [46] ROFL @ ISK ISK baby
Rico Naginata Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.20 16:36:00 - [47] ROFL @ ISK ISK baby
Rico Naginata Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.20 16:36:00 - [48] ROFL @ ISK ISK baby
5n4keyes Caldari Sacred Templars DeStInY.	Posted - 2007.03.20 16:50:00 - [49] Wow!! Isk Isk Baby!
5n4keyes Caldari Sacred Templars DeStInY.	Posted - 2007.03.20 16:50:00 - [50] Wow!! Isk Isk Baby!

5n4keyes Caldari Sacred Templars DeStInY.	Posted - 2007.03.20 16:50:00 - [51] Wow!! Isk Isk Baby!
5n4keyes Caldari Sacred Templars DeStInY.	Posted - 2007.03.20 16:50:00 - [52] Wow!! Isk Isk Baby!
Revolution Rising Minmatar Venture Research and Resources	Posted - 2007.03.20 17:42:00 - [53] I feel sorry for Sabre A :) but... lol... RR CEO Venture Research and Resources. VRR Homepage
Revolution Rising Minmatar Venture Research and Resources	Posted - 2007.03.20 17:42:00 - [54] I feel sorry for Sabre A :) but... lol... RR CEO Venture Research and Resources. VRR Homepage
Revolution Rising Minmatar Venture Research and Resources	Posted - 2007.03.20 17:42:00 - [55] I feel sorry for Sabre A :) but... lol... RR CEO Venture Research and Resources. VRR Homepage
Curzon Dax Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.20 18:33:00 - [56] Updated with new songs!
Curzon Dax Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.20 18:33:00 - [57] Updated with new songs!
pigofparadise Minmatar S-44 Tre Kroner	Posted - 2007.03.20 18:35:00 - [58] ISK ISK baby is the best **** ive heard in a long time :)
pigofparadise Minmatar S-44 Tre Kroner	Posted - 2007.03.20 18:35:00 - [59] ISK ISK baby is the best **** ive heard in a long time :)
Junichiro Koizumi Minmatar Secret Agent Clan	Posted - 2007.03.20 20:45:00 - [60] Hah, completely awesome!

Curzon Dax Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.20 22:17:00 - [61] Thanks. :) Eve Idol is over, I didn't win. Grrr! But my stuff will be around - I'll get the rest of the stuff out soon; now that I can splice tracks I need to rework some of the stuff I already did.
DJ FunkyBacon Eve Radio Corporation	Posted - 2007.03.20 22:22:00 - [62] Great music mate! I certainly endorse your work.
Bavinok radiated space gerbils	Posted - 2007.03.21 02:54:00 - [63] Edited by: Bavinok on 21/03/2007 02:53:41 i get a 404 on track 4 found it doing a search link looks the same as the page dunno why it did it.
Kodiak31415 An Eye For An Eye Rule of Three	Posted - 2007.03.21 03:11:00 - [64] Originally by: Bavinok Edited by: Bavinok on 21/03/2007 02:53:41 i get a 404 on track 4 Ditto... But OMFG are the other 3 funny....I almost hurt myself laughing. _______________________________ Idea stolen from DS: Pleese exucse any seplling erroos in this psot
Curzon Dax Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.21 03:17:00 - [65] I tried 12 ways from Sunday to get #4 to link properly and couldn't....if anyone can make it work right, lemme know. It always ends up at a 404.
Zhao Li Floor 42 Enterprises NxT LeveL	Posted - 2007.03.21 05:08:00 - [66] Positively Brilliant.
ScrambledEgg Zone	Posted - 2007.03.21 05:13:00 - [67] good god lolirl!
Sinri	Posted - 2007.03.21 06:39:00 - [68] OMG! I'm so angry right now! Curzon Dax is the true EVE Idol! I accept no other!!! It was rigged I say! RIGGED!!!
Leonidas Rex Amarr Dark Excession The Cartel.	Posted - 2007.03.21 12:19:00 - [69] OMG The competition was sooo rigged man!! I made like 50 phonecalls but couldnt get through!11(one) and yet they charged me for the calls :(
F Apparition Minmatar Infinitus Odium	Posted - 2007.03.21 15:16:00 - [70] Bump for great justice. Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed dimensions of 400x120 pixels -Elmo Pug ([email protected])

DJ FunkyBacon Eve Radio Corporation	Posted - 2007.03.21 15:16:00 - [71] Originally by: Leonidas Rex OMG The competition was sooo rigged man!! I made like 50 phonecalls but couldnt get through!11(one) and yet they charged me for the calls :( That's because you were supposed to text your vote. The phone company makes more money that way.
jam6549 Amarr Iron Hammer Academy	Posted - 2007.03.21 17:00:00 - [72] awesome dude. how comes when i go on eve radio, these are never on??? blah blah
General Apocalypse Amarr The Merchant Marines Miners With Attitude	Posted - 2007.03.21 17:40:00 - [73] Nice new songs . To bad Isk Isk baby isn't as good as we expected Originally by: Verone The day I go Anti-Pirate is the day satan shall be ice skating to work.
RaWBLooD	Posted - 2007.03.21 18:42:00 - [74] I like isk isk baby
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.21 18:59:00 - [75] Originally by: DJ FunkyBacon Originally by: Leonidas Rex OMG The competition was sooo rigged man!! I made like 50 phonecalls but couldnt get through!11(one) and yet they charged me for the calls :( That's because you were supposed to text your vote. The phone company makes more money that way. laughing The contest wasn't rigged. It was very poorly designed. Instead of having an "Eve Idol" contest, the DJs could just as well have said on the air "Whoever can get the most people to send me an EVEmail in the next 5 minutes gets 1 bilion ISK." That's what happened for EVE Idol; talent was unrelated to the contest - the winner got all his corp to vote for him; when the results were announced the Eve Radio channel rioted because no one actually listening to Eve Radio voted for him, and to be honest...his act was terrible. In fact, I auditioned for Eve Idol in the first place on the strength of having heard his "Eve Idol winning entry" from last year and thought to myself, "Wow...easy money coming my way." AHEM WHATEVER NOW. Enjoy my music, I've reworked some of it, just heard the most AWESOME AMAZING track ever called "Technologic" by Daft Punk, and an Eve-Online version of it is on the way as soon as I can get a backtrack for it. In fact, if anyone can find a backtrack of Technologic without words in it, I have ISK for you. Lotsa ISK. Well, relatively speaking.
Chik26	Posted - 2007.03.22 00:38:00 - [76] Edited by: Chik26 on 22/03/2007 00:36:50 Well Done Great Turns
Acacia Incana	Posted - 2007.03.22 00:39:00 - [77] Thanks Dax for the awesome turns m8. We have added them to our Music List, we sing alone to them too. Well done. Excellent Job Ps. Could you please edit Sabre A song 'Acacia' is a Chick m8
DJ FunkyBacon Eve Radio Corporation	Posted - 2007.03.22 01:14:00 - [78] Originally by: jam6549 awesome dude. how comes when i go on eve radio, these are never on??? This is because you're not listening to the right shows. Yes, and as to the system being flawed, I think you will recall even we were shocked by the winner. As with anything though you learn from mistakes. In the original Eve-Idol the problem we had was people trying to vote multiple times to stack votes in someone's favor. We got through it, and the end result was close, we as judges also had a small say in who ended up winning. This time around, one of the finalists was in the same Corp as 2 of our mains, and a 3rd judge was in the same alliance. We did not feel it was fair to have a hand in picking the winners, nor did we want for people to even think we might have played favorites if our corp/alliancemate ended up winning anything (as things stood he didn't end up winning anything) so we left it to listener voting... sadly the system did not take into account someone having a ton of friends to pad their votes... and this time around since we didn't have a rule against that, he did technically win, even though his performance really ranked a 4th place at best. I can guarantee when Eve Idol 3 comes around this fall, padding votes with friends will not be an issue... and after Torrent nearly ripped his chest from his ribcage in that duct tape stunt I'm thinking we'll probably ban webcam stunts as well.
Pwn4ge P4nts Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2007.03.22 08:18:00 - [79] You do a pretty good job at sounding like the crash test dummies vocalist on Battle of the ePeens. Not easy to sing(moan?) like that.
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.22 09:42:00 - [80] I've got an idea for you: Ganker's Paradise I'll be able to link you to the backtrack within a day. ----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows. Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog

Imperius Blackheart Caldari Trinity Nova	Posted - 2007.03.22 11:40:00 - [81] Brilliant, top work mate.
Mutlu Palutli Asur Heavy Industries	Posted - 2007.03.22 19:05:00 - [82] YOU, Sir, just saved my day lol \o/ Battle of the epeens = <3
Crovan Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2007.03.22 19:06:00 - [83] Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: DJ FunkyBacon Originally by: Leonidas Rex OMG The competition was sooo rigged man!! I made like 50 phonecalls but couldnt get through!11(one) and yet they charged me for the calls :( That's because you were supposed to text your vote. The phone company makes more money that way. laughing The contest wasn't rigged. It was very poorly designed. Instead of having an "Eve Idol" contest, the DJs could just as well have said on the air "Whoever can get the most people to send me an EVEmail in the next 5 minutes gets 1 bilion ISK." That's what happened for EVE Idol; talent was unrelated to the contest - the winner got all his corp to vote for him; when the results were announced the Eve Radio channel rioted because no one actually listening to Eve Radio voted for him, and to be honest...his act was terrible. In fact, I auditioned for Eve Idol in the first place on the strength of having heard his "Eve Idol winning entry" from last year and thought to myself, "Wow...easy money coming my way." Oh how bitter a loser we are, Curzon. I was perfectly happy to keep it civil when your childish whining was limited to eve-mail, but then you bring it to EVE-O. I think it's wonderful how you feel you can freely drag other people through the mud. Quit your childish whining. At the time of the contest, you were in a corp of over 1100 people. I simply told my alliance-mates that I'd be on EVE Radio for the competition, and that they should listen in. You make this sound like some evil master plan to usurp your rightful place as the EVE Idol winner, but it's just not the case, and you're making some rather sweeping assumptions. Nobody from the EVE Radio channel voted for me? There were more than 350 people in that channel when my voting came up. My first EVE Idol entry actually brought new listeners from MC to EVE Radio, and I wouldn't be surprised if this one did, too, provided your petulance hasn't turned them off. As for slagging the quality of this entry, I freely admit that it wasn't my best work. This time, I think my semifinals entry was my best. Another fact you conveniently ignore is that, in order to get to the finals, I had to be passed forward by the judges not once, but twice, so get off your high horse. Last week I made a thread in this very forum with my semifinals entry (Baby Got Loot), which received all sorts of praise during and after the contest. I specifically invited you, in that thread, to add your work, which I quite enjoy, to it, but instead you start your own thread, and go on a spree of self-aggrandizement at my expense. You've challenged me to a 1v1, stating that you'd rather settle it in space, but the simple fact is that I don't take 1v1 offers. Get over yourself. Your music is good, and clever, but this slanderous crap is just making me lose even more respect for you. STFU. xoxo Crovan Originally by: Major Stormer Quote: What should the MC do? Make things explode.
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.22 21:23:00 - [84] Originally by: Crovan Originally by: Curzon Dax laughing The contest wasn't rigged. It was very poorly designed. Instead of having an "Eve Idol" contest, the DJs could just as well have said on the air "Whoever can get the most people to send me an EVEmail in the next 5 minutes gets 1 bilion ISK." That's what happened for EVE Idol; talent was unrelated to the contest - the winner got all his corp to vote for him; when the results were announced the Eve Radio channel rioted because no one actually listening to Eve Radio voted for him, and to be honest...his act was terrible. In fact, I auditioned for Eve Idol in the first place on the strength of having heard his "Eve Idol winning entry" from last year and thought to myself, "Wow...easy money coming my way." Oh how bitter a loser we are, Curzon. I was perfectly happy to keep it civil when your childish whining was limited to eve-mail, but then you bring it to EVE-O. I think it's wonderful how you feel you can freely drag other people through the mud. Quit your childish whining. At the time of the contest, you were in a corp of over 1100 people. I simply told my alliance-mates that I'd be on EVE Radio for the competition, and that they should listen in. You make this sound like some evil master plan to usurp your rightful place as the EVE Idol winner, but it's just not the case, and you're making some rather sweeping assumptions. Nobody from the EVE Radio channel voted for me? There were more than 350 people in that channel when my voting came up. My first EVE Idol entry actually brought new listeners from MC to EVE Radio, and I wouldn't be surprised if this one did, too, provided your petulance hasn't turned them off. As for slagging the quality of this entry, I freely admit that it wasn't my best work. This time, I think my semifinals entry was my best. Another fact you conveniently ignore is that, in order to get to the finals, I had to be passed forward by the judges not once, but twice, so get off your high horse. Last week I made a thread in this very forum with my semifinals entry (Baby Got Loot), which received all sorts of praise during and after the contest. I specifically invited you, in that thread, to add your work, which I quite enjoy, to it, but instead you start your own thread, and go on a spree of self-aggrandizement at my expense. You've challenged me to a 1v1, stating that you'd rather settle it in space, but the simple fact is that I don't take 1v1 offers. Get over yourself. Your music is good, and clever, but this slanderous crap is just making me lose even more respect for you. STFU. xoxo Crovan This is the kind of stuff they show on TV. Except normally it's two ****y girls fighting. I don't honestly care who is right in this. I haven't heard Crovan's singing, someone link me, but I have heard Curzon's and as a singer myself I can provide the following review: Your pitch is excellent. I hesitate to say "nearly perfect" because I am not that familiar with the songs, but you didn't ever seem to have any issues with the notes. Your timing seems a bit off, usually a half of a beat or less, but distracting regardless. Your intonation is okay, but it does bother me a bit. I can never quite nail what someone's doing* to make their intonation sound better or worse, but it doesn't sound as clean as it should, methinks. Keep in mind of course that I'm not claiming superiority in any such category. You definitely have me on pitch, which is the most important (and most obvious/easiest part for non-enthusiasts to understand) but I consider myself to have excellent timing and good intonation on everything but my high notes. ----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows. Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.22 21:54:00 - [85] Edited by: Curzon Dax on 22/03/2007 21:53:01 New track released. :) EDIT New track released, and I didn't eve see Crovan's post until after I posted the song. How IRONIC, its about YOU! Sorry I didn't see your thread, I don't forum troll much - besides, I deserve my own thread. :)
Dodiez	Posted - 2007.03.22 22:05:00 - [86] Originally by: Crovan You've challenged me to a 1v1, stating that you'd rather settle it in space, but the simple fact is that I don't take 1v1 offers. xoxo Crovan Crovan doesn't DO 1v1. What a *****.
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.22 23:59:00 - [87] Edited by: Jex Jast on 23/03/2007 00:05:05 If this one turns out to be as entertaining as your others I think I'm putting you on my iPod. Update: I **in love this. This one (Dax is back) was fantastic. Be proud you're going on my iPod NOW. I don't know how else to say it, this is friggin great! I mean, the non-rap parts didn't sound too good, but the rap more than made up for it...if I had any less control I would have screamed "** yeah!" about fifteen times during your newest song. If you can sing in falsetto, though, I would like to hear a MJ cover, I feel like it'd be amazing. Will someone please link me to a song or two by this Corven guy who won last time? I want to hear if he's even close to Dax... ----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows. Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog
Crovan Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2007.03.23 00:22:00 - [88] Edited by: Crovan on 23/03/2007 00:22:46 Originally by: Jex Jast Will someone please link me to a song or two by this Corven guy who won last time? I want to hear if he's even close to Dax... Edit: Changed the link because I forget EVE-O doesn't automatically recognize URLs. Baby Got Loot Name of the link kindof explains it. That's cute, CD. Always good to have fans. Originally by: Major Stormer Quote: What should the MC do? Make things explode.
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.23 00:33:00 - [89] Originally by: Crovan That's cute, CD. Always good to have fans. Well we're about to see whether I stay his fan...it's all about how YOU do in the song I'm currently downloading. I'm assuming it's a rap, a parody of Baby Got Back. Do you have any...musical songs...with notes? For two reasons: 1) Rap is great, and takes a lot of skill, but I want to hear you SING! 2) You'll be hard put to match up to Curzon's raps in cleverness. ----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows. Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog
Hannobaal Gallente Igneus Auctorita Free Trade Zone.	Posted - 2007.03.23 00:38:00 - [90] You're both good! ------------------ "If you ever need anything, please don't Hesitate to ask someone else first."

Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.23 00:41:00 - [91] I gotta agree, as far as your rapping skills go you're right up there with Dax. I have to be honest, the lyrics were quite clever but not enough to elevate you above him. Now I need to hear you sing. By the way, where can I find info about Eve Idol? I doubt I'll actually do it but I'm interested to check it out... ----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows. Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog
Sheriff Jones	Posted - 2007.03.23 00:44:00 - [92] Originally by: Curzon Dax 1. I am not singing Ducktales. For this quote alone, writing that lil tune was worth every aching fingertap Originally by: Curzon Dax 1. I am not singing Ducktales.
Vrizuh Eve Defence Force Pure.	Posted - 2007.03.23 00:50:00 - [93] Neat thread content. Pity about the hate.
Tractormech Caldari Fortune's Fools	Posted - 2007.03.23 00:53:00 - [94] Edited by: Tractormech on 23/03/2007 00:51:22 Curzon and Crovan are both good. Yet Crovan picked about the easiest song to parody in history, while Curzon's songs take a lot more skill. That and Curzon's songs are funny, which is the main point of a parody. These songs are awesome keep them coming.
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.23 01:10:00 - [95] Curzon, I've sent you an Eve-mail with a suggestion for ya. ----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows. Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.23 01:14:00 - [96] I've taken the liberty of posting Crovan's EVE IDOL winning entry on the first page if you'd like to hear what his singing sounds like.
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.23 01:28:00 - [97] Originally by: Curzon Dax I've taken the liberty of posting Crovan's EVE IDOL winning entry on the first page if you'd like to hear what his singing sounds like. It's funny but I'll be honest, Dax you've got much better pitch than Crovan. Intonation is fine. Timing is fine. But the most important part, pitch, is not up to scratch. Also, your slides from one note to another are rough. I see room for improvement, there is however potential for that improvement too. Practice up, join a choir, you'll learn a hell of a lot. I have. It's amazing to learn what information you didn't know existed. ----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows. Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog
Padaxes Minmatar Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2007.03.23 01:31:00 - [98] Genius
Crovan Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2007.03.23 01:38:00 - [99] Originally by: Curzon Dax A lot of people were wondering what Crovan's music sounded like: This is it. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what won EVE IDOL this year. lol This is just killing you, isn't it? I mean, I'm expecting the, "I don't really care about you" or w/e response, but you've now dragged me through the mud on the forums and even made an Eminem knockoff about me. If I didn't know better I'd think you had a crush on me, my Star Trek name stealing friend ;). I freely admitted that my finals song wasn't my best. If you're going to put my stuff up, at least be a bit more of an adult and post the one that I actually think is pretty decent. Otherwise, you're simply cementing your childish antics. Sorry to the readers that I didn't get my other mp3 up quickly, but was doing some stuff in-game. Originally by: Major Stormer Quote: What should the MC do? Make things explode.
VinceNoir Amarr Pyrrhus Sicarii	Posted - 2007.03.23 01:42:00 - [100] Originally by: Curzon Dax laughing The contest wasn't rigged. It was very poorly designed. Instead of having an "Eve Idol" contest, the DJs could just as well have said on the air "Whoever can get the most people to send me an EVEmail in the next 5 minutes gets 1 bilion ISK." That's what happened for EVE Idol; talent was unrelated to the contest - the winner got all his corp to vote for him; when the results were announced the Eve Radio channel rioted because no one actually listening to Eve Radio voted for him, and to be honest...his act was terrible. In fact, I auditioned for Eve Idol in the first place on the strength of having heard his "Eve Idol winning entry" from last year and thought to myself, "Wow...easy money coming my way." AHEM WHATEVER NOW. Enjoy my music, I've reworked some of it, just heard the most AWESOME AMAZING track ever called "Technologic" by Daft Punk, and an Eve-Online version of it is on the way as soon as I can get a backtrack for it. In fact, if anyone can find a backtrack of Technologic without words in it, I have ISK for you. Lotsa ISK. Well, relatively speaking. You really need to be quiet. Your talent is being overshadowed by your sulking and crying. No one likes a sore loser and crying about the contest on Eve-o definitely isn't the way to go. Nor is making attacks on the winners performance because you feel like you should have won. There is no right and wrong when it comes to the arts and just because you think your performance was better does not mean this view is shared by everyone else. How about you try again next time more determined and just be gracious in defeat rather than acting like a***** in front of the eve public. Continuing to act like this is only going to make your fanbase dwindle. I'm dissapointed you'd be this lame.

Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.23 01:51:00 - [101] Originally by: VinceNoir You really need to be quiet. Your talent is being overshadowed by your sulking and crying. No one likes a sore loser and crying about the contest on Eve-o definitely isn't the way to go. Nor is making attacks on the winners performance because you feel like you should have won. There is no right and wrong when it comes to the arts and just because you think your performance was better does not mean this view is shared by everyone else. How about you try again next time more determined and just be gracious in defeat rather than acting like a***** in front of the eve public. Continuing to act like this is only going to make your fanbase dwindle. I'm dissapointed you'd be this lame. Hey dude...newsflash for ya. :) I do this for fun and because I like to. If you want to call "Dax is Back" sulking and crying, that's your call. It was fun to write, fun to make, I get laughs out of listening to it, and so do my friends. You can enjoy it or not; I make my music because I want to.
VinceNoir Amarr Pyrrhus Sicarii	Posted - 2007.03.23 01:52:00 - [102] Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: VinceNoir You really need to be quiet. Your talent is being overshadowed by your sulking and crying. No one likes a sore loser and crying about the contest on Eve-o definitely isn't the way to go. Nor is making attacks on the winners performance because you feel like you should have won. There is no right and wrong when it comes to the arts and just because you think your performance was better does not mean this view is shared by everyone else. How about you try again next time more determined and just be gracious in defeat rather than acting like a***** in front of the eve public. Continuing to act like this is only going to make your fanbase dwindle. I'm dissapointed you'd be this lame. Hey dude...newsflash for ya. :) I do this for fun and because I like to. If you want to call "Dax is Back" sulking and crying, that's your call. It was fun to write, fun to make, I get laughs out of listening to it, and so do my friends. You can enjoy it or not; I make my music because I want to. Fairly sure you missed my point. I was talking about you crying over Crovan winning.
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.23 01:56:00 - [103] Lawlz @ the cat. ----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows. Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog
Dan Cider	Posted - 2007.03.23 02:32:00 - [104] Well I listened to both songs, I can't sing to save myself but I laughed so much with Dax's song and fell asleep with Crovan's song. I think most people have agreed that the second place getter was much better even Eve Radio said that too with regards to the final. Good job to both, next time round maybe the format should be a group of impartial judges or maybe placed into the forums for a general concensus. Impartial judges works for me though.
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.23 02:39:00 - [105] I agree Dan but come on even Devs can't be considered impartial. You heard Dax..."And then, there was this Dev, who liked his friends so gave them free tech II BPO's..." :-D Sorry CCP, you will never live down the fact that one of your devs gave free T2 BPOs to an alliance...but by now it's no longer an outrage, it's a running joke. And though some people might still be upset, I've let it blow by and laughed. And it's funny to hear about it in songs now. ----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows. Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog
U'puauht Minmatar Infinitus Odium	Posted - 2007.03.23 03:26:00 - [106] Great stuff mate! ____________________ Wood-legged, eye-patched, parrot-on-the-shoulder Priest of The Church
Andargor theWise Collateral Damage Unlimited Insomnia.	Posted - 2007.03.23 03:44:00 - [107] Evelogic is awesome!!!! Good work! - Got grief? Revelations MySQL Database
Haakelen Gallente	Posted - 2007.03.23 04:05:00 - [108] Dax FTW.
Dodiez	Posted - 2007.03.23 06:13:00 - [109] Eveologic was quite cool, but I'm still waiting for you to make a song about me?
Las Vagus	Posted - 2007.03.23 09:03:00 - [110] Edited by: Las Vagus on 23/03/2007 09:00:08 im not ghey, but for you im willing to experiment, keep them coming mate, pure gold

Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.23 09:54:00 - [111] Originally by: Las Vagus Edited by: Las Vagus on 23/03/2007 09:00:08 im not ghey, but for you im willing to experiment, keep them coming mate, pure gold Haha, first time I've ever NOT been offended when someone made a homosexuality remark on the forums. Well done, I actually laughed. And for the record no, I'm not **. I'm not black either but I still get offended at "the n word". Same goes for all profiling. ----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows.* Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog
Pyronic Photon	Posted - 2007.03.23 13:35:00 - [112] great stuff!
OberFuhrer Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.23 14:57:00 - [113] Proud to be in the same corp as Dax! Btw Dax, get with me later about some starter lyrics I came up with for "Scordite Paradise" (parody of Amish Paradise). Veldspar didn't quite sound right.
Eis Bachs Lawless Industries Vis Major	Posted - 2007.03.23 17:07:00 - [114] Great work Dax! Originally by: "Curzon Dax" Sellin' it to get some to get some phat bling bling. Crown and my head and I'm lookin' like Pimp King.
Micia Minmatar Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2007.03.23 18:38:00 - [115] Great stuff. _______ Oppressed? Enslaved? Stand up and fight back!
Avious Tylepthine Minmatar Kinda'Shujaa Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2007.03.23 18:41:00 - [116] These are all great songs
LlamaOfDoom	Posted - 2007.03.23 18:44:00 - [117] HIlarious mate! Top songs! :D
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.23 22:09:00 - [118] I got my first donation! laughing Someone sent me a million ISK. In other news, hopefully I'll be able to get Lag of the Day out later on today; trying to touch up a few problems I was having with it.
NoobMuffin	Posted - 2007.03.24 03:12:00 - [119] We're still waiting for "Lag of the Day", Dax.
VMA Freighterfund	Posted - 2007.03.24 04:50:00 - [120] I've been refreshing the thread all day waiting for the next track.

Dodiez Gallente Eve University	Posted - 2007.03.24 05:21:00 - [121] Same here. And I should get first dibs...
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.24 06:35:00 - [122] New track added! Lag of the Day. :)
EntroX Caldari El Fugel Corp	Posted - 2007.03.24 06:37:00 - [123] just great, bring more :P
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.24 06:48:00 - [124] Dude, slow your roll. =p It only takes you 4 minutes to listen to a song, but it takes me a day or two to make it; writing lyrics / testing / singing / mixing / fixing.... Besides, I have a secret I'm unveiling this week...wait a second, it is this weekend. o.O
Sinri	Posted - 2007.03.24 07:44:00 - [125] Yay for Lag of the Day!
EntroX Caldari El Fugel Corp	Posted - 2007.03.24 08:06:00 - [126] Originally by: Curzon Dax Dude, slow your roll. =p It only takes you 4 minutes to listen to a song, but it takes me a day or two to make it; writing lyrics / testing / singing / mixing / fixing.... Besides, I have a secret I'm unveiling this week...wait a second, it is this weekend. o.O well mate, i blame you for bringing up this kind of content :P
sthern	Posted - 2007.03.24 16:20:00 - [127] is there any way to get the lyrics of your songs ? it's really great but I still have some trouble understanding all ;), anyway, keep up this good work and fly safe !
Ken KcCoy	Posted - 2007.03.24 16:39:00 - [128] Edited by: Ken KcCoy on 24/03/2007 16:36:12
Kenneth McCoy Vale Heavy Industries SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.24 16:40:00 - [129] Great job :)
Bavinok radiated space gerbils	Posted - 2007.03.24 16:44:00 - [130] Awesome can't wait til the other ones get posted.

Mirana Niranne The Ninja Coalition	Posted - 2007.03.24 22:08:00 - [131] This music delivers. --- Some people think pirates are better. Pirates are clumsy. A Ninja you never see until it's too late. Your corpmates can't save you, your scanners can't see us, your gatecamps can't catch us.
Blind Man Kemono. Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.24 22:32:00 - [132] Edited by: Blind Man on 24/03/2007 22:29:07 rofl nice work dude 'just an alchohol free sausage fest, like WoW, but worse' LOL
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.24 22:52:00 - [133] Zaltor, send me an EVEmail in game; Lag of the Day needs a bit more work, but I'm interested to see what you think you can do. We can link up and have a chat.
DJ Cake	Posted - 2007.03.25 07:31:00 - [134] Genius. Pure, Genius.
Dodiez Gallente Eve University	Posted - 2007.03.25 18:30:00 - [135] Eve-Radio should add his songs to the Jukebox...
Travian Belk Minmatar Eve University	Posted - 2007.03.26 02:18:00 - [136] Edited by: Travian Belk on 26/03/2007 02:18:02 Oh....Curzon, you're a bad boy.
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.26 02:22:00 - [137] I see Lag of the Day has been pulled since release for touching up. The original file might be worth something extra now ----- :::Need to be cleaned::: Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.26 18:48:00 - [138] Um...no e-baying my lost tracks unless I get royalties! Lemme go update my first post, I've been flooded with inspiration this weekend, although my recording of "Dreaming of Eve" didn't go like I wanted it to.
Colonel Drego Caldari Angels of the Apocolypse	Posted - 2007.03.27 02:51:00 - [139] I'm going to go through my iTunes now, see if I can't find something for you. ___________________________________________ New pilot's typical first mission
Linerra Tedora Amarr The Older Gamers R0ADKILL	Posted - 2007.03.27 05:57:00 - [140] you rock man... great tunes... have heard the first few alot... now i gotta listen to the next ones...

Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.27 19:34:00 - [141] Tune into Eve Radio (www.eve-radio.com) today at 2300 GMT! I'll be releasing my newest track, the Carebear Edition of "Baby Got Back" called "Rats Got Loot!" Also, join channel Eve Radio. :)
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.27 19:35:00 - [142] Originally by: Curzon Dax Tune into Eve Radio (www.eve-radio.com) today at 2300 GMT! I'll be releasing my newest track, the Carebear Edition of "Baby Got Back" called "Rats Got Loot!" Also, join channel Eve Radio. :) Is this in any way a parody or mockery of Crovan? ----- :::Need to be cleaned::: Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog I'm not happy, it doesn't have a goat!- Tirg
BLAIYNE Old Farts Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2007.03.27 19:43:00 - [143] Oh by the way Curzon - thanks very much! I was walking around the house the other day when my girlfriend overheard me singing "Battle Of The E-Peens" to myself. So then I had to explain what an e-peen was, and why I was singing about one, and about Eve Online, and Eve Idol...you get the picture. Then I got "that look" - you know the one, head slightly to one side, one eyebrow raised slightly, and a half smile. That's when I knew I knew I was in trouble. So since then, all her friends have been asking me how big my e-peen was. It's pretty bloody big actually, but still not the type of question you want shouted at you in the check out line in Tescos. So thanks Curzon for making my life hell for the next 20 years or so!
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.27 19:45:00 - [144] Originally by: BLAIYNE Oh by the way Curzon - thanks very much! I was walking around the house the other day when my girlfriend overheard me singing "Battle Of The E-Peens" to myself. So then I had to explain what an e-peen was, and why I was singing about one, and about Eve Online, and Eve Idol...you get the picture. Then I got "that look" - you know the one, head slightly to one side, one eyebrow raised slightly, and a half smile. That's when I knew I knew I was in trouble. So since then, all her friends have been asking me how big my e-peen was. It's pretty bloody big actually, but still not the type of question you want shouted at you in the check out line in Tescos. So thanks Curzon for making my life hell for the next 20 years or so! Two questions for ya: 1) Why is it bad? It's funny and I think you could make it a quite enjoyable experience. 2) Can you sing well? ----- :::Need to be cleaned::: Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog I'm not happy, it doesn't have a goat!- Tirg
BLAIYNE Old Farts Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2007.03.27 19:50:00 - [145] Originally by: Jex Jast [/quote 1) Why is it bad? But now I'll never get a job in Tescos! 2) Can you sing well? Er...no.
Ms Freak Amarr NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.	Posted - 2007.03.27 21:12:00 - [146] Dude, Your stuff is awsome, loved them all, laughed my ass off at work everyone was like "WTF are smoking?!?". Crovan's winning song was "ok" but no-where near as good as any of yours. Chin up and hope you win next time!!
Motorcycle Emptiness Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.03.27 21:29:00 - [147] pain..laughing...excellent! Flashing White Box (rank 1)
Galaon Gallente StarHunt Fallout Project	Posted - 2007.03.27 22:15:00 - [148] Edited by: Galaon on 27/03/2007 22:13:02 Awsome songs dude... Love them... What about making a song from Cargo - ****star (p o r n star) or what ever the song is called. You can sing about exotic dancers ;) Galaon
Trinity Faetal Gallente 0utbreak	Posted - 2007.03.27 22:59:00 - [149] kaeten should stfu about his megathron and learn something from you <3 -- Enjoy The Silence
Imperius Blackheart Caldari Trinity Nova	Posted - 2007.03.27 23:04:00 - [150] Top stuff mate, thanks for the entertainment.

Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.27 23:29:00 - [151] Edited by: Curzon Dax on 27/03/2007 23:28:14 And new track added! EDIT The interview is on Saturday at 0400; tune in then. :) And yes, I'll be talking about Crovan. And Blaiyne, when people shout at you in the check-out line, if they are women, tell them to come find out. :)
Steph Wing Gallente The Graduates Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.28 00:16:00 - [152] posts in legendary thread About TGRAD
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.28 01:39:00 - [153] Hrm...Steph, I just loaded it without a problem - try it again? Eve-files can be feisty sometimes when its under heavy stress.
Fuujin hirr Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2007.03.28 01:59:00 - [154] That was awesome.
Insomnious ReD eYe Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.28 13:22:00 - [155] Great!! I LOLed... :) U really have talent... And voice :) P.S. Any scripts for Russian players? I understood 85%, would like to understand the remaining 15)) Terra Prime Diplomat
Igrayne OctoberSnow Corp	Posted - 2007.03.28 14:32:00 - [156] fantastic made my day thank you!
Callistus Gallente Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate	Posted - 2007.03.28 16:18:00 - [157] Brilliant work -------------- [Coreli Corporation Mainfrane]
Vessen ReD eYe Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.28 18:22:00 - [158] Man! its rly awesome. ) Great work. And it will be a good thing to publish the lyrics for that songs in some .txt format.
Alex Under 0utbreak	Posted - 2007.03.28 20:09:00 - [159] OMFG... /me bows to the cretive genious that is Curzon Dax... That is some funny a$$ stuff... I can't wait until the rest of it is released. "...Amateurs do it until they get it right, Professionals do it until they can't get it wrong..."
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.28 23:08:00 - [160] Edited by: Curzon Dax on 28/03/2007 23:05:07 New track added! bonus material EDIT If you're wondering why I did this track, its because a bunch of people told me that Mercenary Coalition is PO-ed at me for making fun of Crovan, yet he steadfastly refuses to back up his smack about how awesome he is. I'm waiting!

Steph Wing Gallente The Graduates Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.29 00:28:00 - [161] XFD About TGRAD
Jain Za Jewel Enterprises	Posted - 2007.03.29 00:48:00 - [162] Edited by: Jain Za on 29/03/2007 00:52:15 Maybe redo "f*** her gently" by Tenacious D into something like "Pod them gently"

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Steph Wing Gallente The Graduates Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.29 09:17:00 - [164] Oh snap, Dax's music has been CONCORDOKKEN'D. Looks like somebody has friends in high places... About TGRAD
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.29 18:56:00 - [165] snip Please do not discuss moderator actions on the forums. If you wish to do so, please email us at [email protected]
Bavinok radiated space gerbils	Posted - 2007.03.29 19:28:00 - [166] OMG atleast I got the song before it was snipped. Great stuff Dax i always check a couple times a day for new songs. I guess I got to check more before the snip police come.
Steph Wing Gallente The Graduates Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.29 21:27:00 - [167] Is the song in question still available at the same link? 'cause it was my fav. About TGRAD
The Chauffeur Federation of Freedom Fighters Executive Outcomes	Posted - 2007.03.29 21:49:00 - [168] these are great. thanks! .... EVE Online. Become An Hero.
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.29 22:01:00 - [169] Originally by: Bavinok OMG atleast I got the song before it was snipped. Great stuff Dax i always check a couple times a day for new songs. I guess I got to check more before the snip police come. zOMG I just noticed that Dax is Back was snipped...lucky for me I got it too! BTW nice sig. ----- :::Need to be cleaned::: Sorry mods, hijack removed - blame the sig length limit. I thought you just didnt love us anymore - Tim
Volucer S	Posted - 2007.03.30 09:51:00 - [170] Awaesome !!!

Foxtail Infinite Improbability Inc Dusk and Dawn	Posted - 2007.03.30 21:47:00 - [171] LOL! those are awesome! So, when's the world tour? <3
Nevvyn	Posted - 2007.03.30 23:44:00 - [172] Excellent work, I think you should consider doing a Curzon Dax live in concert on eve radio, or, release a CD with these on, I've not laughed so much for a long time. Favorite so far? Evelogic. Keep up the good work. Nev. ~ some times you're the dog, some times you're the tree.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.31 04:11:00 - [173] Tune in tomorrow, Saturday at 0400 Eve-time to Eve-Radio to hear my interview with DJ Cake and my latest song. :) New material! Woohoo! It won't be available for download until next week.
sunshine bear Viziam	Posted - 2007.03.31 12:25:00 - [174] Come on, do Can't Tank This MC hammer style, you know it makes sense!
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.31 22:32:00 - [175] Originally by: sunshine bear Come on, do Can't Tank This MC hammer style, you know it makes sense! That would absolutely make my day. /signed ----- :::Need to be cleaned::: Sorry mods, hijack removed - blame the sig length limit. I thought you just didnt love us anymore - Tim I got cookies! - Deckard
FreelancerAlpha	Posted - 2007.03.31 23:28:00 - [176] Originally by: Jex Jast Originally by: sunshine bear Come on, do Can't Tank This MC hammer style, you know it makes sense! That would absolutely make my day. /signed Yeh, Isk Isk Baby proves that "Can't Tank This" would be awesome.
FreelancerAlpha	Posted - 2007.03.31 23:28:00 - [177] Originally by: Jex Jast Originally by: sunshine bear Come on, do Can't Tank This MC hammer style, you know it makes sense! That would absolutely make my day. /signed Yeh, Isk Isk Baby proves that "Can't Tank This" would be awesome.
Dave White The Kennels	Posted - 2007.03.31 23:45:00 - [178] Originally by: FreelancerAlpha Originally by: Jex Jast Originally by: sunshine bear Come on, do Can't Tank This MC hammer style, you know it makes sense! That would absolutely make my day. /signed Yeh, Isk Isk Baby proves that "Can't Tank This" would be awesome. definately. n1 mate
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.04.01 00:45:00 - [179] I've actually already thought about that one. laughing I've got a few things ahead of me to make, as well as hopefully more people CLICKING ON MY SIGNATURE ahem then I'll see what I can do. Tune in tonight at 0400 game time for new music by Curzon Dax on Eve Radio, some of the old, and an interview! =)
Junichiro Koizumi Minmatar Secret Agent Clan	Posted - 2007.04.01 03:59:00 - [180] Oh hell yes... Curzon Dax is just completely awesome. and Crovan just sucks. Get a thicker skin.

Benglada Infinitus Odium	Posted - 2007.04.01 04:48:00 - [181] ISK ISK baby should be MC's theme song tbh! --------------------------- Originally by: Arkanor 0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends. Sig nerfz0r - maximum allowed siz0r is 24000 bytz0r. - Devil ([email protected]) Sig By Ortos
2 NuKi	Posted - 2007.04.01 06:39:00 - [182] Dax your one funny SOB. Finally a breath of fresh air.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.04.01 07:49:00 - [183] Main post updated with another new song! <Behind Carebear Eyes> Its a bit slower than I'd like it to be, and regardless of how many times I do it, I keep feeling like it doesn't sound right. Then I realize that I'm neither a rock star, nor do I have studio time, I'm just a talentless Eve-Online player and I feel better about the quality of my work. Enjoy my theme song!
Vinzenz 4S Corporation Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2007.04.01 12:50:00 - [184] Love your work :D Keep it coming.
Byron Wayne Caldari Lensmen	Posted - 2007.04.02 04:42:00 - [185] Awesome work. gonna have to tune in to Eve Radio more often as well.
JaneSwainson	Posted - 2007.04.02 06:21:00 - [186] We are not worthy I salute you
Tecknoblaze	Posted - 2007.04.02 07:33:00 - [187] Rats got loot=win
Bundin Sirannon Caldari NewDawn	Posted - 2007.04.02 09:13:00 - [188] lol you're really good at this stuff :D ------ NewDawn - Soaring where angels fear to fly! Ooooomph!!!
Oblivionix SRBI	Posted - 2007.04.02 21:14:00 - [189] up ye go! awesomeeeee, great work
Side Effect Hun Recruit Team	Posted - 2007.04.02 22:34:00 - [190] lyrics in txt plz?

Thesmilingpsycho Caldari Legacy State	Posted - 2007.04.02 23:15:00 - [191] really too bad that your interview got jumbled on the show, great music though, love everything on the thread, keep up the great work.
Victor Ivanov Minmatar Liberty Rogues Coalition of Carebear Killers	Posted - 2007.04.03 00:05:00 - [192] Hehe. First the Battleship Competition and now this. My respect for you continues to grow, Dax. I may be a Pirate at heart, but you, my friend, have single handedly redefined the definition of "Carebear with teeth". From a proud member of the Coalition of Carebear Killers, I salute you. ^_^
Junius Cruor Frater Coalition of Carebear Killers	Posted - 2007.04.03 01:45:00 - [193] Edited by: Junius on 03/04/2007 01:43:23 nerdcore hiphop strikes eve wrecking for awesomeness Your signature was inappropriate, email [email protected] to find out why (don't forget to include a link to it) -Sahwoolo
RandyPan Bleak Cabal Coalition of Carebear Killers	Posted - 2007.04.03 18:34:00 - [194] Eee some of those songs (which I currently have on repeat) almost make me miss my carebear days ... brings a tear to the eye .... them were the days!
Sandslinger	Posted - 2007.04.03 19:19:00 - [195] @ Curzon K I made this in my old corp when the drone bug was out that made em aggro team members. that's fixed so i changed it slightly not as funny but be sweet if ya like it and tune it up into a song To the tune of inner circle bad boys Bad drones Bad drones Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do When they aggro on you (Repeat) Bad Drones Whatcha want, watcha want Whatcha gonna do When sheriff Ogre II aggroes you Tell me Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna dooo Yeaheah CHORUS at first you were five And you had bad traits then you refused to scoop And now your just two so why are you Acting like bloody fools If you get hot You must get docked You aggro it on that one You aggro it on this one You aggro it on your mother and You aggro it on your father You aggro it on your brother and You aggro it on your sister You aggro it on that one and You don't scoop for me Nobody naw give you no break concord naw give you no break sansha naw give you no break Not even you domi (?) naw give you no break Hehe CHORUS (Repeat) Why you have to act so dumb don't you know your my prime epeen born of a gally with the love of CreoDron nerf's they come and nerf's they go I know sometimes you don't wanna let go hehehe I know sometimes you dont wanna come back CHORUS (Repeat) -You're too bad, you're too cool- -You're too bad, you're too cool- (Repeat) Link to original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIrwhRiFk1U&mode=related&search= Feel free to rejig the lyrics if ya need too Since i made this I have skilled a char for carrier so I must still love the wee bastards really
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.04.03 21:11:00 - [196] Originally by: Sandslinger @ Curzon K I made this in my old corp when the drone bug was out that made em aggro team members. that's fixed so i changed it slightly not as funny but be sweet if ya like it and tune it up into a song To the tune of inner circle bad boys Bad drones Bad drones Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do When they aggro on you (Repeat) Bad Drones Whatcha want, watcha want Whatcha gonna do When sheriff Ogre II aggroes you Tell me Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna dooo Yeaheah CHORUS at first you were five And you had bad traits then you refused to scoop And now your just two so why are you Acting like bloody fools If you get hot You must get docked You aggro it on that one You aggro it on this one You aggro it on your mother and You aggro it on your father You aggro it on your brother and You aggro it on your sister You aggro it on that one and You don't scoop for me Nobody naw give you no break concord naw give you no break sansha naw give you no break Not even you domi (?) naw give you no break Hehe CHORUS (Repeat) Why you have to act so dumb don't you know your my prime epeen born of a gally with the love of CreoDron nerf's they come and nerf's they go I know sometimes you don't wanna let go hehehe I know sometimes you dont wanna come back CHORUS (Repeat) -You're too bad, you're too cool- -You're too bad, you're too cool- (Repeat) Link to original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIrwhRiFk1U&mode=related&search= Feel free to rejig the lyrics if ya need too Since i made this I have skilled a char for carrier so I must still love the wee bastards really 6 pages of posts and almost 12,500 views; only 12,476 of which are me clicking refresh WOOOOHOOO! Sandslinger, I can't see fitting drones into the COPS song. Concord perhaps? CONCORD CONCORD... whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they aggro you!" You just tried to gank a carebear! But you forgot to war declare! And...you're trying to do it in point nine! But if you could they'd whine... Yeah! CONCORD CONCORD... whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they aggro you! Actually, not really my flavor. ALTHOUGH, it would certainly be the Privateers Theme Song if I did. They would stand at attention in Jita and sing it together on teamspeak.
RandyPan Bleak Cabal Coalition of Carebear Killers	Posted - 2007.04.03 22:15:00 - [197] no idea why but summat about goonswarm to the tune of "in the air tonight" by phil collins just popped into my head ... with a major eve crash, as they all descend on one system, at the big bit where the drums kick in perhaps LOL
Brolly Caldari Morphic field	Posted - 2007.04.03 22:45:00 - [198] 'No director online' in the tune of 'doctor online' by zeromancer would be chucklesome. Too lazy to work out any lyrics. I stink yo feer
Robert Dobbs Evolution Band of Brothers	Posted - 2007.04.04 20:01:00 - [199] Nice :) And there are women in bob space, we dress digi up in a skirt sometimes. - --------- DukeHeart > We dont like those terms, Phoenix does not agree.
Victor Ivanov Minmatar Liberty Rogues Coalition of Carebear Killers	Posted - 2007.04.05 22:18:00 - [200] Ey, robby. Where's that sig of yours from?

Kasade	Posted - 2007.04.07 12:36:00 - [201] NICE
Felysta Sandorn Caldari Murder of Crows E N I G M A	Posted - 2007.04.07 13:07:00 - [202] They're so darn funny, I think I wet myself... Laughing at your Sabre A Tribute right now! No idea how you found a woman to do the voice on Rats Got Loot, but that really made me laugh out loud... Nice work mate, I'll have to think of some lyrics and send you a message! :p Killing With Ease
Dodiez Gallente Hiratai Shouhou	Posted - 2007.04.07 18:58:00 - [203] Originally by: Felysta Sandorn Laughing at your Sabre A Tribute right now! No idea how you found a woman to do the voice on Rats Got Loot, but that really made me laugh out loud... All he had to do was ask, and I said "Sure." Although he says there's no women in Eve, his woman plays Eve.
Hennry Fromer Gallente radiated space gerbils	Posted - 2007.04.08 10:34:00 - [204] The Rupert hay's song about Pina Coladas - redone to "Do you like Doomsdays devices, getting caught in the blast"
Felysta Sandorn Caldari Murder of Crows E N I G M A	Posted - 2007.04.08 11:13:00 - [205] Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: Felysta Sandorn Laughing at your Sabre A Tribute right now! No idea how you found a woman to do the voice on Rats Got Loot, but that really made me laugh out loud... All he had to do was ask, and I said "Sure." Although he says there's no women in Eve, his woman plays Eve. Don't lie, there's no women in EVE, it must've been his mum! Killing With Ease
Minthos 4S Corporation Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2007.04.09 14:12:00 - [206] Awesome music, keep it up :)
DJ Cake	Posted - 2007.04.11 04:42:00 - [207] I couldn't help but notice you lack of new material in awhile... I think you should get on to fixing that.
Doomed Predator Xoth Inc Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.04.11 13:48:00 - [208] I demand you release some new songs BTW, who the hell whines about parody songs,I mean come on,Dax is back is one of the best. Well atleast they can't influence EVE files.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.04.11 21:40:00 - [209] Ahhh...ahem. I was actually resting my strained vocal cords. I've done Lag of the Day in so many ways and still been unable to get it to work like I want it to. What's his face is a baritone with a high range, and I'm a bass - I finally decided to just drop it an octave when I get to the chorus, and if people whine that I'm ruining the song, they can stick a Thorax somewhere. Also have "Dreaming of Eve" ready to roll, but I've been unhappy with the combination of music to singing. I'm after a jazzy kind of sound, and all I have for backtrack is a strings version and an orchestra version; and even if I speed it up some 50% it still sounds like an orchestra.
NightWolfe Caldari Exanimo Inc	Posted - 2007.04.11 22:09:00 - [210] Oh man Just followed the link here from your story...... WHY OWHY is this not advertised better :P Love it, keep it up

Apply Slaughterhouse	Posted - 2007.04.12 09:07:00 - [211] Edited by: Apply on 12/04/2007 09:03:25 Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walkin' suggestion: Curzon Dax feat Apply feat Nancy Sinatra - My ship is built for ganking "I keep saying you've got something for me. Something you call yours, but you're careless. You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin' and now someone else is gettin' all your wrecks. My ship is built for ganking and thats just what I'll do one of these days my ship is gonna gank your hauler too. You keep crying, when you feel yourself threaten and you keep losin' when you are not tanked. You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'. Now whats right is right, but you ain't been right yet. My ship is built for ganking and thats just what I'll do one of these days my ship is gonna gank your hauler too. You keep playin' as you shouldn't be playin and you keep thinkin' that you'll never get hurt. Ha! I just found me a brand new batch of lasers yeah and as I know you ain't HAD time to learn. My ship is built for ganking and thats just what I'll do one of these days my ship is gonna gank your hauler too. Are you ready guns? Start ganking!" 50 M ISK I guess... feel free to make it perfect, im not THAT good in english. If you sing it up, plz take care of the end too :)
Lord MuffloN Caldari Chaos Reborn	Posted - 2007.04.14 14:49:00 - [212] Edited by: Lord MuffloN on 14/04/2007 14:45:17 Awww, come on, please tell me you got lag of the day the way you want it and release it soon?
Bavinok radiated space gerbils	Posted - 2007.04.14 18:05:00 - [213] I got the original live version of lag of the day. For some ISK i could leak it lol.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.04.16 16:55:00 - [214] Ok, Lag of the Day is released. I think its a work of crap, but I'm done working on it. I'm a bass, not a baritone, and not a professional musician, but at the end of the day, I had fun, which is why I was doing this all in the first place. =p IE, SCREW YOU ALL! Bwah ha ha.... Enjoy. :) Shout out to the Privateers, whom this song is about (mostly) and your Jita camp. Come fight me 1v1! Anyone...
Severra Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2007.04.17 15:38:00 - [215] Great work! Especially liked Behind Carebear Eyes. It'd be interesting if that song were given a music video with frapsed footage :) Keep up the good work! TOOKURSTUFF For all your (ore) thieving needs.
MECHcore Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency	Posted - 2007.04.18 21:46:00 - [216] Edited by: MECHcore on 18/04/2007 21:42:35 Awesome Dax , keep up the good work , i enjoy it alot Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Hango ([email protected])
Suitonia	Posted - 2007.04.20 08:23:00 - [217] Awesome dude, you gave me a good giggle before work today!. Funny lyrics, and the singing is actually quite good. Sabre A is my favourite , espically the discription of BOB.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.04.21 15:19:00 - [218] If I was the kind to smack, I would go to Jita, turn on loudspeakers and sing... "HEY PRIVATEERS! Na na na na....na na na na....hey hey hey!! Goodbye!"
shazam000 Vengeance of the Fallen	Posted - 2007.04.22 00:19:00 - [219] This is the greatest thread ever. ----------
RaTTuS BIG Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.04.25 11:58:00 - [220] I approve of this thread and all who sail here -- BIG Lottery, BIG Deal \| RaTTuS @ Skills Showroom

Tyranda Mariee	Posted - 2007.04.29 19:17:00 - [221] you got yourself a new fan. very funny music
CaptainSeafort Gallente Through the Looking Glass	Posted - 2007.04.29 21:55:00 - [222] Originally by: Curzon Dax If I was the kind to smack, I would go to Jita, turn on loudspeakers and sing... "HEY PRIVATEERS! Na na na na....na na na na....hey hey hey!! Goodbye!" i rolf'd "Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE!
Per Bastet Amarr B.O.O.M	Posted - 2007.04.29 23:04:00 - [223] Awesome work Curzon, check your wallet for flashings.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.05.09 06:32:00 - [224] Mmm...flashies are nice. :) GIMME MORE! I know I've been lax, I'll get back on the bandwagon here soon. Just giving my vocal cords a rest.
DonTrump Minmatar God's of Eve	Posted - 2007.05.09 08:39:00 - [225] Really uber stuff
Lord MuffloN Caldari Chaos Reborn	Posted - 2007.05.23 10:22:00 - [226] Moar!
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.02 05:29:00 - [227] Eve Idol 3 starts next week, so I'm working over some new music - however, I don't know if I'll be able to get on Eve Radio with them - the DJs are cool, but the station manager is a bunghole. =p Regardless, if I can't put them into Eve Idol, they'll end up here for your listening enjoyment.
Terazuk	Posted - 2007.06.02 07:31:00 - [228] Curzon, you are a god! ~ "BANG you're dead!"
Elania Theraenie	Posted - 2007.06.03 19:51:00 - [229] I LOVE the sabre a song ^^
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.09 08:48:00 - [230] HELLOO!!!! Howdy howdy. I've got new songs, and my girlfriend even sings in one of them! I won't be posting them here because I want them to be fresh for Eve Idol, so check the first post, and tune into Eve Radio on Tuesday for Funkybacon's show to hear the beginning of it. :) -CD

Chryos Stormwing	Posted - 2007.06.12 07:20:00 - [231] Any chance of getting 'Dex is back' now? Any place it's been uploaded maybe? -This is not a sig
Panconomis Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.06.12 08:01:00 - [232] Hilarious!
Jaikar Isillia The Vinlanders Dark Matter Coalition	Posted - 2007.06.12 10:39:00 - [233] Very amusing.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.12 17:09:00 - [234] Can you get Dax is Back from Eve-Files. I can't link it here.
Lord MuffloN Caldari Chaos Reborn	Posted - 2007.06.13 20:38:00 - [235] So what's happening to the music?
Admus Mobius Construct Knights Of the Southerncross	Posted - 2007.06.14 01:41:00 - [236] Edited by: Admus on 14/06/2007 01:40:09 Awesome work Dax! Hilarity! I particularly liked the "Battle of the E-peens." I certainly wasn't expecting a Crash Test Dummies remake. Listening to that was a wonderful respite from the horrors of FORTRAN debugging. Maybe one day I'll round up the coin and come get lollerpwned in the championship. ---------------------------------------------------------- "Villains always have antidotes. They're funny that way."
John Wainwright NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.	Posted - 2007.06.14 02:07:00 - [237] Music = Awesome!!! When are you going to be able to post the music for those of us who didn't hear it on EVE-Radio?
DHU InMe Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2007.06.14 04:09:00 - [238] Eve O logic ! Eve O logic ! Eve O logic ! EveOlogic !!!!! __ UI Overhaul Eve Links http://myeve.eve-online.com/updates/patchnotes.asp HELP
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.14 08:30:00 - [239] Originally by: John Wainwright Music = Awesome!!! When are you going to be able to post the music for those of us who didn't hear it on EVE-Radio? For the Eve Idol 3 auditions, I left it up to the listeners to choose what they wanted to hear me sing - they chose to hear me sing "Happy Together" by the Turtles instead of a parody - Funkybacon and I were rather mystified. =p I've got a few more in partial stages of completion, at least two of them will have to be finished by Tuesday for the semi-finals, and they'll make their way here afterward. I convinced my woman to duet with me (She's the girl in Rats Got Loot), and we're working on that too. Thanks for all the listens and stuff, good to know that someone besides me gets a laugh out of all this. :)
Alexi Zhukov	Posted - 2007.06.14 10:13:00 - [240] two thumbs up

Ulii	Posted - 2007.06.14 10:48:00 - [241] really funny!! but we want dax back! cant you upload it anywhere else?

CCP Oveur	Posted - 2007.06.14 11:42:00 - [242] Epic. Executive Producer EVE Online

Oniko Sengir Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate	Posted - 2007.06.14 12:40:00 - [243] OMFG I LOVE YOU. This is amazingly incredibly wonderful. <3 and stuff. Keep it up!
Greme Amarr Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.06.14 13:10:00 - [244] Sounding good

CCP Eris Discordia	Posted - 2007.06.14 17:11:00 - [245] Not that bad even PS Where is the lyrics page? ROFL 'What about Cyber in corp chat?' Pink Dread has been hijacked

Lady Trade	Posted - 2007.06.14 17:50:00 - [246] Edited by: Lady Trade on 14/06/2007 17:50:02 hahaha "Eve Romance" roxx /me sings how about cyber in corpchat? edit: lol i didn't eve see the above post.. didn't mean to copy you... i swear
Alpine 69 Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.06.14 19:05:00 - [247] OMG Dax is back is an instant classic The other songs own too Sweet love for the ones that mod my sig <3
Zalathar Minmatar Biometaloid INC	Posted - 2007.06.14 19:37:00 - [248] man, you got talent! I love ISK ISK baby ~~~~~~ mods, if you think i'm ugly please say "eeek!" ~~~~~~ eeeeeekk - Deckard eeeeee...K -Darth Patches gawwwd damn!!1 -zhuge
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.14 21:16:00 - [249] Originally by: Ulii really funny!! but we want dax back! cant you upload it anywhere else? Its uploaded on www.eve-files. Search for it. PS: DEVS!! IN MAH THREAD! ZOMG!
Zalathar Minmatar Biometaloid INC	Posted - 2007.06.17 08:02:00 - [250] i love rats got loot ~~~~~~ mods, if you think i'm ugly please say "eeek!" ~~~~~~ eeeeeekk - Deckard eeeeee...K -Darth Patches gawwwd damn!!1 -zhuge

Ruff Ceyx Amarr Blackguard Brigade Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2007.06.17 09:04:00 - [251] Love it Curzon! -------------------------------------------
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.19 16:18:00 - [252] Tune into Eve Radio (www.eve-radio.com)!! Servers are down, and Eve Idol 3 is starting - you've got nothing else to listen to!
Zalathar Minmatar Biometaloid INC	Posted - 2007.06.21 15:53:00 - [253] just a little question: when can we expect more material? the privious stuff was so good, that i just want MOAR ~~~~~~ mods, if you think i'm ugly please say "eeek!" ~~~~~~ eeeeeekk - Deckard eeeeee...K -Darth Patches gawwwd damn!!1 -zhuge you soo pretty I think you're stunningly handsome and let me just say that you're wearing that dead parrot on your shoulder in a particularly dashing way today. -Hango
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.21 15:58:00 - [254] Edited by: Curzon Dax on 21/06/2007 15:57:05 Later today. :) EDIT Tune into Eve Radio at 1900 for the final round of Eve Idol 3. :) Stuff has to break out there as NEW first before it gets posted somewhere else. =p
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.21 16:47:00 - [255] Actually, new release just posted. BoB ruined it. :( I got into some trouble over my last parody - the "victim" took it to heart, so I thought I would try being a little more political and run it by ONE person in BoB first (spokesman per say) - didn't realize it was going to end up on the internet before I put it there. :(
Raivi Explosion Matrix	Posted - 2007.06.21 17:21:00 - [256] Will you still be able to enter it in EvE-Idol? If not, who can we contact to beg them to bend the rules for you? Explosion Matrix: Nostrum Nomen est Ridiculum
Jacque Custeau Knights of the Minmatar Republic	Posted - 2007.06.21 17:32:00 - [257] Originally by: Curzon Dax Actually, new release just posted. BoB ruined it. :( I got into some trouble over my last parody - the "victim" took it to heart, so I thought I would try being a little more political and run it by ONE person in BoB first (spokesman per say) - didn't realize it was going to end up on the internet before I put it there. :( If you need someone to participate in a retaliatory threadnaught, I stand ready. -------------------
DJ FunkyBacon Eve Radio Corporation	Posted - 2007.06.21 18:18:00 - [258] Originally by: Raivi Will you still be able to enter it in EvE-Idol? If not, who can we contact to beg them to bend the rules for you? Yes he will still be able to submit it and I already have it. The leak wasn't his fault, he was just trying to avoid someone getting blindsided with it and we certainly can't hold that against him. It's just a shame that not everyone will be WTFsurprised when we play it.
Hugoo Thraxxer Astral Descendants	Posted - 2007.06.21 18:49:00 - [259] You have just given me a lot of nice lols. Thank you very much Dax. Nice work indeed!
Gemberkoekje	Posted - 2007.06.21 20:46:00 - [260] Don't wanna be a Goonswarm idiot. Don't want a corp under their rant. And can you hear the sound of unprovoked harm? The subliminal mind**** Goonswarm. Welcome to a new kind of dance. All across the alien alliance. Everything isn't meant to be okay. The goons dream of tomorrow. They're not the ones who're meant to follow. Well that's enough to pod them. Well my alliance might not be very big. At least it's not full of pigs. Now everybody believe their propaganda. And sing along in the age of paranoia. Welcome to a new kind of dance. All across the alien alliance. Everything isn't meant to be okay. The goons dream of tomorrow. They're not the ones who're meant to follow. Well that's enough to pod them. Don't wanna be a Goonswarm idiot. One game controlled by the media. Information nation of hysteria. It's going out to everyone in EVE-online. Welcome to a new kind of dance. All across the alien alliance. Everything isn't meant to be okay. The goons dream of tomorrow. They're not the ones who're meant to follow.

Grath Telkin Amarr Bottomfeeders Inc	Posted - 2007.06.21 20:59:00 - [261] FRIGGIN AMAZING, I LOVE EM ALL
Grath Telkin Amarr Bottomfeeders Inc	Posted - 2007.06.21 21:01:00 - [262] rats got loot...omfg...i may need a hospital trip if i keep laughing like this..
AegriSomnia Caldari Battlestars GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.06.21 21:06:00 - [263] Love the keyboard in Sabre A Originally by: grayson 34 Thank you for yall's advice, and a special thanks to AegriSomnia for reminding me that there are still ***holes in the world.
AegriSomnia Caldari Battlestars GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.06.21 21:29:00 - [264] EVEO Logic is friggin genius!! I could totally see that song as the music for an Eve commercial!! Curzon, you are a genius Originally by: grayson 34 Thank you for yall's advice, and a special thanks to AegriSomnia for reminding me that there are still ***holes in the world.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.21 21:44:00 - [265] Well, Eve Idol 3 finals just finished, and my entry was track 11 - Eve-Online is for BoB. Wish it hadn't gotten to the forums before I put it there. =p
Krexus Amarr Serenity Prime Praesidium Libertatis	Posted - 2007.06.21 21:52:00 - [266] Edited by: Krexus on 21/06/2007 21:51:29 You SIR deserve a pat on the back! oh and a medal or something Ok I gots me an ideah To one from metallica.... I can remember everything I can tell that this is true no dream Deep down inside I feel to scream My lack of TS stops me. Now that the gank is through with me I'm waking up and I can see The pod that keeps my safety be I'm getting scrammed, can't warp now. Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please don't lock me Back in RL it's much to real. In my hold millions of ISK they'll steal But can't look forward to reveal The ISK for the ransom I'll give. Fed by the pizza infront of me Just like a gamer novelty Back to the station I will be Get this podding done now! Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please don't lock me Now my ship is gone I'm just one Oh Devs help me hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please don't lock me Hostiles scrambeling me all that I see Absolute horror I cannot warp I cannot tank Trapped in a sphere Hauler my holding cell Blasters have taken my ship taken my mods taken my cargo taken my pride taken my ore taken my ISK Left me with live in hell! So that was it I hope it'll be of any use for you.. I kinda liked doing it Originally by: CCP Wrangler You're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.21 22:08:00 - [267] Thanks for listening everyone, glad to have fans - "Eve-Online is for BoB" just won Eve Idol 3. :) Stay tuned for a few more parodies. =p
cal freyr Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2007.06.21 22:09:00 - [268] Awesome stuff! Thanks for sharing. :) I'm a little t1 frigate noob. Nice to meet you. Got scram?
QGazQ Caldari	Posted - 2007.06.21 22:14:00 - [269] Edited by: QGazQ on 21/06/2007 22:13:38 Well since I don't sit and read the forums all day (maybe I should) I heard this first on ER as intended. Very good man, had me laughing. You deserved to win... ...and did this time! Keep it up \o/ QGazQ
MRKWA Minmatar The Gravedigger Company Fimbulwinter	Posted - 2007.06.21 23:58:00 - [270] OMG! these songs! O-M-G!! SO COOL!

Admus Mobius Construct Knights Of the Southerncross	Posted - 2007.06.22 00:14:00 - [271] It's been a long time since I've really laughed out loud from the internet. Nice win on Idol, I'm still laughing and listening to the lyrics. ---------------------------------------------------------- "Villains always have antidotes. They're funny that way."
Draekas Darkwater Sanctum Infinitas	Posted - 2007.06.22 01:18:00 - [272] Grats on winning Curzon, I can't stop playing that track. =D
Asasham Caldari Elite Storm Enterprises Storm Armada	Posted - 2007.06.22 01:33:00 - [273] "Rats Got Loot" Very nice.
Cecille	Posted - 2007.06.22 03:59:00 - [274] The Song is priceless!
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.22 08:03:00 - [275] Originally by: Cecille The Song is priceless! Now if I could just pod the other thread that hijacked my release. =p More to come. :)
Lord WarATron Amarr Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers	Posted - 2007.06.22 09:08:00 - [276] I await the day someone does This -- Billion Isk Mission
Ovno ConSyquence Amarr The Plebians	Posted - 2007.06.22 10:42:00 - [277] Absolutly briliiant mate, the single best thing to take your mind off work
Divus Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.06.22 12:21:00 - [278] awesome stuff curzon, seriously -------------------------------------------------
Faizon Caesar Minmatar Kings of Kill EVE Animal Control	Posted - 2007.06.22 13:49:00 - [279] your the l33t , keep up the good work all of em are hilarious
tuffswamp	Posted - 2007.06.22 13:58:00 - [280] ISK ISK BABY..love it

Yldraeth Amarr Pax Britannia	Posted - 2007.06.22 14:39:00 - [281] Wow keep it up this is great stuff :) gonna put this on my mp3 player :)
Comstr Technology Acquisition Collective Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.06.22 15:43:00 - [282] I've got to send you some ISK in game. I hope you can write one about the killing of a Titan by a Goonswarm (well Merch Industrial carebear?) tech 1 frigate that caused the decloak.
Aramendel Amarr Queens of the Stone Age Anarchy Empire	Posted - 2007.06.22 19:07:00 - [283] Great songs indeed.
Mellora May	Posted - 2007.06.22 20:14:00 - [284] Anyone else notice that six hours after Curzon released "Eve-Online is for BoB," Shrike lost his Titan? /puts on Tinfoil hat!
Svenstaro Amarr Eve Defence Force Praesidium Libertatis	Posted - 2007.06.23 01:26:00 - [285] This is friggen awesome. Pure ownage. Keep going man. ____________________________________________
Imperius Blackheart Caldari Trinity Nova KIA Alliance	Posted - 2007.06.23 01:56:00 - [286] Been listening to your MP3's since you first released em, figured after the win and the "Eve online is for bob" I just wanted to say... Thank you for the music :)
Durn Loze	Posted - 2007.06.23 05:51:00 - [287] Edited by: Durn Loze on 23/06/2007 05:50:15 Curzon Dax, you sir are a master at parodies. IMO you win EVE with the paroday EVE-Online is for BoB. I listen to it far to much. Great work!!
Gaunty Macabre Votum INVICTUS.	Posted - 2007.06.23 12:02:00 - [288] You sir are the Weird Al Jankovich of eve! Nice one.
Miso Orny	Posted - 2007.06.23 23:18:00 - [289] "Romance in Eve" is hilarious...damn near fell out of my chair laughing. There are girls in eve tho, just not many of us
Princess Guard	Posted - 2007.06.23 23:33:00 - [290] These songs are hilarious. This needs to stay frontpage. isk isk baby.

Le Cook Amarr Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.06.23 23:44:00 - [291] Originally by: Divus awesome stuff curzon, seriously signed
MindDragon Caldari The Plane Walkers	Posted - 2007.06.24 02:47:00 - [292] Good stuff. Here's a couple of ideas... I WANT MY...I WANT MY...I WANT MY EVE TV!! Eve TV killed the Internet Star (apologies to Regurge) ------ This space for rent.
Zero Legion	Posted - 2007.06.24 12:39:00 - [293] OMFG!!!!!!!! YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!!!! Ill bet peeps would buy this stuff if you made a CD We are nothing, formless and void. We are a lack of all. Alone we are powerless, together we are unstoppable. WE ARE LEGION!!!!
Gaius Kador PIE Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.24 14:33:00 - [294] Im dying here... This is humour! ----------------------------------------------
getmoving	Posted - 2007.06.24 19:12:00 - [295] omfg class
Archa Caldari kleptomaniacs	Posted - 2007.06.24 22:56:00 - [296] now this is funny:)
Na'Kunni Amarr Null Horizon	Posted - 2007.06.24 23:08:00 - [297] EVE IS FOR BOB, LMAO THATS A CLASSIC.. lol i was seriously laughing when i was listening to that >.<
Savage Manticore	Posted - 2007.06.25 00:05:00 - [298] Originally by: MindDragon Good stuff. Here's a couple of ideas... I WANT MY...I WANT MY...I WANT MY EVE TV!! Totally Signed! I WANT MY EVE TV!
Meeko Gloom The Collective Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2007.06.25 04:22:00 - [299] Dude I love it!!! I made a CD When is your next album hitting stores -------------------------- Guns dont Kill People Drones Do
Uncle Tommy Caldari Antipodean inc. Sparta Alliance	Posted - 2007.06.26 13:31:00 - [300] lolz, /signed, sealed and pwnd Great works sir PS would like to get a fight soon

Niccolado Starwalker Shadow Templars	Posted - 2007.06.26 13:57:00 - [301] Edited by: Niccolado Starwalker on 26/06/2007 13:56:29 Originally by: Na'Kunni EVE IS FOR BOB, LMAO THATS A CLASSIC.. lol i was seriously laughing when i was listening to that >.< I played this song for like a continous 6 hours. I dont need todays commercial trash music when I get better music from the community itself!!! GREAT WORK!!! Originally by: Eldo Davip PORTRAITS OMFG WOOT. WE R GONIG FOR MROE BREEE!!!!11
hydraSlav Synergy Evolved Sparta Alliance	Posted - 2007.06.26 14:02:00 - [302] Originally by: Curzon Dax Track 10: Lag of the Day Nice! I am a Metallica fan and you captured James's tone so well Keep up the great job == Above comments are my personal views Oveur >Local shouldn't be a tactical tool, it's for chat
Major Stormer Caldari Infinitus Odium	Posted - 2007.06.26 21:23:00 - [303] Cool stuff --------- Its just a game. Get over yourselfs. www.eve-tribune.com Dont get too excited now.
Znurf V I R I I Center for Disease Creation	Posted - 2007.06.27 10:36:00 - [304] Awesome stuff ^^ --
TribalSielu	Posted - 2007.06.29 10:45:00 - [305] Rollin Keep Ganking Ganking Ganking
RaithSphere Minmatar Systematic Destruction Combined Planetary Union	Posted - 2007.06.29 11:06:00 - [306] Wrong Char http://raithsphere.com/gank.txt thats my Take on Limp Bizkits Rollin' as Gankin'
Fortunati Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.29 11:39:00 - [307] Edited by: Fortunati on 29/06/2007 11:38:55 Remove "Who dares, wins"
Zylatis Lacedaemon. Sparta Alliance	Posted - 2007.06.29 11:41:00 - [308] Singers that sound like the cookie monster ftw Keep it up! thumbs up
Rilder Caldari THC LTD	Posted - 2007.06.29 11:56:00 - [309] Great songs Curzon. Visit my blog =)http://rilderslog.blogspot.com/
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.29 13:02:00 - [310] Thanks all. :) New song should be out today or tomorrow. I've been struggling for a month or more with my inability to find a backtrack for "White Christmas" that I liked, and just realized that I could do the background "music" myself - the way that they did it in "The Santa Claus" with Tim Allen. Right now I'm playing / rewinding that scene so I can get the feel for it. And I'm not making a CD - donate ISK! :)

Cphil Empirius Enigmus Navy Dark Matter Coalition	Posted - 2007.06.29 14:04:00 - [311] HHAHAHAHAHAHAAH !!!!! Rats got loot FTW / Care bare eye FTW / ISk isk FTW!!!!!!! Good job man ;) keep it coming hahahahahaa !1 Reguards, Cphil Yaarrrrr
Zyck Gallente ZiTek	Posted - 2007.06.29 15:37:00 - [312] Great stuff ! :) -Zyck
Suitonia Gallente New Eden Freelancers NxT LeveL	Posted - 2007.06.30 18:49:00 - [313] Eve online is for bob :) Shame it got leaked by Molle lol. Good stuff btw.
Kartikeya	Posted - 2007.06.30 19:55:00 - [314] OMFG Eve Online is for BOB is awsome I was LOL
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.01 03:13:00 - [315] June 30th: New song finished and uploaded: Sorry, damn ISK spammers jumped in and ruined my song. :(
Naervic	Posted - 2007.07.01 04:13:00 - [316] Love the new song, and the impression of an ISK farmer was priceless. Even though I suspect you'll come under fire by a few forum activists on the voice being east-Asian. =P But again, awesome job on the song.
Scarcus Caldari Stain of Mind	Posted - 2007.07.01 04:17:00 - [317] I can only dream of having the kind of free time you obviously enjoy. Good job. Once NOL has been purged with cleansing fire, and all the vassals are put to the sword, I'm sure we'll have a lovely little cold war, your bloc and ours. Originally by: KIATolon Chowdown, if you use your t
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.01 04:32:00 - [318] The forum flamers against "Asian" or "chinese" being used in the same sentence as "farmer" or "ISK seller" have no idea what they're talking about. They're just trolling. wo shi hui shuo yi dian zhong wen sa. =p 'nuff said there.
voogru Gallente Massive Damage	Posted - 2007.07.01 04:54:00 - [319] Edited by: voogru on 01/07/2007 04:53:24 Originally by: Curzon Dax The forum flamers against "Asian" or "chinese" being used in the same sentence as "farmer" or "ISK seller" have no idea what they're talking about. They're just trolling. wo shi hui shuo yi dian zhong wen sa. =p 'nuff said there. OMG ROFL DIESLAUGHING
Lord MuffloN Caldari Omen Incorporated Storm Armada	Posted - 2007.07.01 08:07:00 - [320] Hahahaha, ownage xD What the freck was the name of the original? Can't remember :(

Rilder Caldari THC LTD	Posted - 2007.07.01 09:45:00 - [321] New song Wewt, GRR poxy isk sellers ruining your song.. Visit my blog =)http://rilderslog.blogspot.com/
Cruthensis Gallente Farmer Killers United Corporations Against Macros	Posted - 2007.07.01 10:23:00 - [322] These are BETTER than the originals in many cases... The end of Runaway Inflation is wiping-me-out and soooo on the nail.
R3dSh1ft Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2007.07.01 11:01:00 - [323] lol DKOD - an awesome synchronised killing machine
EpilepticCricket Amarr Capo di Tutti Capi	Posted - 2007.07.01 14:26:00 - [324] you sir....... are a lyrical genius!!!!!! Bravo 10/10 all around. You are an inspiration to me.
Kailiani Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.01 15:36:00 - [325] No, I wont duel you.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.01 17:34:00 - [326] Originally by: Lord MuffloN Hahahaha, ownage xD What the freck was the name of the original? Can't remember :( The original was "Runaway Train" by Soul Asylum. It was about Runaway kids in the 90s. And Kalia....laughing Of course you won't duel me. Not even in your battleship vs. my mining barge. o.O
Deacon Jim Minmatar No Fear Buccaneers	Posted - 2007.07.01 19:28:00 - [327] *** thx for the time yall put into this ***
Cyan Nuevo The Blackguard Wolves	Posted - 2007.07.02 04:14:00 - [328] AMAZING NEW SONG. Had me uncontrollably laughing. --- Proud Amarr pilot.
Futureface01 Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.07.02 07:35:00 - [329] Great song, I love it except one thing... I'm a carebear who has played for more than 3 months now... Where is my faction ship??? :( :( :(
Tyson Gallane Caldari Political Warfare Executive	Posted - 2007.07.02 08:37:00 - [330] Just follow the instructions in the song, old chap. TG. Originally by: CCP Oveur - As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational wallet!

Kumu Honua	Posted - 2007.07.02 08:56:00 - [331] Lol. Definitely class.
Janjan Jansen Amarr 1st Praetorian Guard Vigilia Valeria	Posted - 2007.07.02 09:49:00 - [332] Very nice work Curzon Dax!!! Thanks for all your great songs. I know one public channel that's not in use anymore because off these bastards. Keep up the good work. Greetings, Janjan Jansen PS can i have a CD with autograph, please
Golden Helmet Caldari Chaos Reborn	Posted - 2007.07.02 10:35:00 - [333] this is the frikken best. especially love the rap tracks (and i'm not normally a rap fan), and eve online for bob is great. oh, and runaway inflation made me laugh myself to tears
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.03 04:45:00 - [334] Originally by: Janjan Jansen Very nice work Curzon Dax!!! Thanks for all your great songs. I know one public channel that's not in use anymore because off these bastards. Keep up the good work. Greetings, Janjan Jansen PS can i have a CD with autograph, please Donate a billion ISK to my wallet, and I will personally make you a CD, Dodiez will write you a love note, and we'll mail it to you. :)
voogru Gallente Massive Damage	Posted - 2007.07.03 05:11:00 - [335] Originally by: Curzon Dax Donate a billion ISK to my wallet, and I will personally make you a CD, Dodiez will write you a love note, and we'll mail it to you. :) Hey! Wheres my Dodiez love note!
BXSKILLA	Posted - 2007.07.03 05:12:00 - [336] Edited by: BXSKILLA on 03/07/2007 05:12:23 Edited by: BXSKILLA on 03/07/2007 05:11:59 Edited by: BXSKILLA on 03/07/2007 05:11:33 Dude, your songs are great keep up the good work!!!
MindBender Evolution Band of Brothers	Posted - 2007.07.03 05:29:00 - [337] Curzon! Awesome new song! And a cameo by T20! Woot!
Aimski	Posted - 2007.07.03 06:33:00 - [338] Love the new song! Waiting to hear a song about mining...
Bagehi Caldari	Posted - 2007.07.03 06:42:00 - [339] Hilarious! Eve is for Bob is getting a lot of replay! Runaway inflation is so depressingly true it is funny.
Buford Early Brutor tribe	Posted - 2007.07.03 08:13:00 - [340] Love it, nice work

Mahu hirr Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2007.07.03 15:02:00 - [341] Genius nothing more to add except keep em coming, best eve entertainment I've had for ages.
El'basin Amarr EvE Mining and Manufacturing	Posted - 2007.07.04 09:18:00 - [342] I cant but join the crowd here, you make fkn awesome songs. Ill be waiting fevereshly for the next one. El'Basin
Aramendel Amarr Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate	Posted - 2007.07.04 10:34:00 - [343] Hahaha. Great.
Krissam Caldari Danish Space bees	Posted - 2007.07.04 20:15:00 - [344] you're bringing me back to my unrealt tournament days, cuz you my friend are GODLIKE!
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.04 22:26:00 - [345] whispers I'm in your thread, stealing your orange soda!
Detei Aran	Posted - 2007.07.05 01:19:00 - [346] I had to change my pants after ISK ISK Baby, you are god.
Mollernak Cassus Beli FREGE Alliance	Posted - 2007.07.05 01:32:00 - [347] You sir, are a true genius... Even my non-playing gf and wow playing friends get a laugh from these. "Dax is back" is particularly good Keep 'em coming....
Domashi Amarr	Posted - 2007.07.05 05:52:00 - [348] Edited by: Domashi on 05/07/2007 05:52:04 Mate, love your work. Top notch and anyone that gives it to bob that hard is alright in my books. Remind me to mail you some eve beers one day for a awsome job
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.05 06:26:00 - [349] Originally by: Domashi Edited by: Domashi on 05/07/2007 05:52:04 Mate, love your work. Top notch and anyone that gives it to bob that hard is alright in my books. Remind me to mail you some eve beers one day for a awsome job Thanks, glad you enjoy the tunes. :) However, I make fun of everyone in equal parts. There's not many folks that have escaped my lyrical parody. Even some of the staff at CCP have made um..appearances in some of my songs - I'm equal parts glad and disappointed that they haven't noticed. On the one hand, dev posts in my thread would make me smile, but on the other hand, I think if they noticed, I would probably wake up in a Velator with 0 SP and a -10 billion ISK wallet balance. All in good spirit though. There's more songs that include or focus on BoB because at the moment they're easier to make fun of than anyone else. If you notice, my songs tend to be about whatever is hot / funny / topical at the time I make them. The two I'm working into release right now (I would have had another one out tonight, but the woman went to bed, and I don't want to keep her up while I'm singing and stuff) are about quite relevant matters that forum warriors should identify with, and neither are about BoB.
Tyeson Rai Caldari Sturmgrenadier Inc R i s e	Posted - 2007.07.05 06:40:00 - [350] That was me above, posted on the wrong character. Oops!

Domashi Amarr	Posted - 2007.07.05 09:04:00 - [351] Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: Domashi Edited by: Domashi on 05/07/2007 05:52:04 Mate, love your work. Top notch and anyone that gives it to bob that hard is alright in my books. Remind me to mail you some eve beers one day for a awsome job Thanks, glad you enjoy the tunes. :) However, I make fun of everyone in equal parts. There's not many folks that have escaped my lyrical parody. Even some of the staff at CCP have made um..appearances in some of my songs - I'm equal parts glad and disappointed that they haven't noticed. On the one hand, dev posts in my thread would make me smile, but on the other hand, I think if they noticed, I would probably wake up in a Velator with 0 SP and a -10 billion ISK wallet balance. All in good spirit though. There's more songs that include or focus on BoB because at the moment they're easier to make fun of than anyone else. If you notice, my songs tend to be about whatever is hot / funny / topical at the time I make them. The two I'm working into release right now (I would have had another one out tonight, but the woman went to bed, and I don't want to keep her up while I'm singing and stuff) are about quite relevant matters that forum warriors should identify with, and neither are about BoB. Yeah I know its all in good fun and I have noticed the ccp appearences too just find it funnier making fun of bob then ccp . Will be looking foward to your next releases aswell.. So comming to all good music stores soon ? hehe
Pratiken	Posted - 2007.07.05 09:39:00 - [352] I think I heard cell phone interference in Isk Isk Baby right before Curzon says "Yo lets get out of here, word to your CEO"
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.05 10:03:00 - [353] Originally by: Pratiken I think I heard cell phone interference in Isk Isk Baby right before Curzon says "Yo lets get out of here, word to your CEO" Yes you did; that was in my early days of noob recordery, before I realized that cell phone + speaker = sounds.
ArmyOfMe Exotic Dancers Club	Posted - 2007.07.05 11:10:00 - [354] awsome
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.05 21:21:00 - [355] Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: Pratiken I think I heard cell phone interference in Isk Isk Baby right before Curzon says "Yo lets get out of here, word to your CEO" Yes you did; that was in my early days of noob recordery, before I realized that cell phone + speaker = sounds. It was probably me calling ...sorry.....................
Del ReyII Caldari	Posted - 2007.07.05 21:38:00 - [356] Class act, very good. Last two are brilliant.
Niffetin Gallente	Posted - 2007.07.06 01:40:00 - [357] Frickin awesome songs
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.06 03:06:00 - [358] New song released, hope you enjoy. :)
Triban	Posted - 2007.07.06 04:58:00 - [359] Edited by: Triban on 06/07/2007 04:59:37 Curzon, try Complicated by Avril Lavigne, that should get some laughs. Or, Blinded by the light by The Police. And there's always Come Together, by The Beatles. My main is Helo Adoniis btw.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.06 10:37:00 - [360] Originally by: Triban Edited by: Triban on 06/07/2007 04:59:37 Curzon, try Complicated by Avril Lavigne, that should get some laughs. Or, Blinded by the light by The Police. And there's always Come Together, by The Beatles. My main is Helo Adoniis btw. Just thought that I would toss this out there, but um... I'm a dude. Did you listen to "Dreaming of Eve?" That's a distinctly male voice. No matter how hard I might ever kick myself in the nuts, or be kicked in the nuts, I will never be able to pull off an Avril Lavigne song. Perhaps you should send a mail to Dodiez. :)

Freyya Axe Gang	Posted - 2007.07.06 11:20:00 - [361] Edited by: Freyya on 06/07/2007 11:21:54 WORK ON BECUASE I GOT HIGH! that song is written for me...once i get my bio fixed again you'll see why (had some lyrics with that song in there but it got nerfed ) or just look at my title can't wait to hear that one.. furthermore, i have all my coworkers looking at me in a funny way since i can't wipe this big smile off my face...the fact that i bursted into laughing earlier probably didnt help either. keep up the damned good work! ________________________________________________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS please sign :) i want purrty colours :(
Natsuki Kugah Section XIII Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2007.07.06 11:38:00 - [362] Fantastic songs... if only you could put the lyrics somewhere... please :)
Gossef	Posted - 2007.07.06 21:01:00 - [363] I almost died laughing while listening to several of those, really good stuff!
Phoebus Athenian Gallente KIA Corp KIA Alliance	Posted - 2007.07.06 21:36:00 - [364] LOL those are pretty funny... Good job mate :) ---
Samuel Freedom Minmatar Ramdon Industries corporation	Posted - 2007.07.06 22:40:00 - [365] lol @ inflation I was laughing out loud
Miss Baloo	Posted - 2007.07.06 23:01:00 - [366] Awesome Curson, but.... Moar Dodiez please!
Kylegar Caldari Shadow Of The Light R i s e	Posted - 2007.07.06 23:36:00 - [367] Hah, Love the new song Curzon!
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.07 00:23:00 - [368] Originally by: Miss Baloo Awesome Curson, but.... Moar Dodiez please! Maybe I'll be able to sing in the next one. Here's hoping!
PKenO	Posted - 2007.07.08 16:06:00 - [369] Yeh, more Dodiez. You two pulled off such a good parody, I was surprised when I heard the tune. Look forward to seeing if you're as dynamic as Curzon seems to be.
Aramendel Amarr Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate	Posted - 2007.07.08 16:55:00 - [370] sniff Beautiful.

Nyphur Pillowsoft	Posted - 2007.07.08 16:58:00 - [371] Edited by: Nyphur on 08/07/2007 16:58:51 I like #13, but if you would appreciate some constructive criticism, your timing is off here and there in a lot of songs, including this one. You tend to squeeze words in where they don't fit or stretch words out to fit and sometimes use phrases that sound out of place with the tune because we have the original in mind and you use very different sounds sometimes. Probably the best Parody singer in the world would be, in my opinion, Weird Al. I'm wondering how much of an influence he has been on your work, if at all? Eve-Tanking.com - Nobody reads this slogan.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.08 17:26:00 - [372] Originally by: Nyphur Edited by: Nyphur on 08/07/2007 16:58:51 I like #13, but if you would appreciate some constructive criticism, your timing is off here and there in a lot of songs, including this one. You tend to squeeze words in where they don't fit or stretch words out to fit and sometimes use phrases that sound out of place with the tune because we have the original in mind and you use very different sounds sometimes. Probably the best Parody singer in the world would be, in my opinion, Weird Al. I'm wondering how much of an influence he has been on your work, if at all? Yes, quite aware that I suck. :) Weird Al is cool enough, and has some great songs. My music would also sound MUCH better if I were getting paid to do it like a full-time job instead of a two day run of writing/recording. Give me a manager, a recording studio, a band, and professional sound editors, and I'll produce something better than a recorded-at-home-on-freeware-audio-software-during-my-spare-time songs.
Nyphur Pillowsoft	Posted - 2007.07.08 18:06:00 - [373] Originally by: Curzon Dax Yes, quite aware that I suck. :) Weird Al is cool enough, and has some great songs. My music would also sound MUCH better if I were getting paid to do it like a full-time job instead of a two day run of writing/recording. Give me a manager, a recording studio, a band, and professional sound editors, and I'll produce something better than a recorded-at-home-on-freeware-audio-software-during-my-spare-time songs. Oh no, of course you don't suck. I love your parodies, I just think they could be improved with a little extra thought, time and effort and perhaps the right influences. I don't really think money would improve the quality, I think some competition would! Are there any other people who do eve parodies? Eve-Tanking.com - Nobody reads this slogan.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.08 21:23:00 - [374] Originally by: Nyphur Originally by: Curzon Dax Yes, quite aware that I suck. :) Weird Al is cool enough, and has some great songs. My music would also sound MUCH better if I were getting paid to do it like a full-time job instead of a two day run of writing/recording. Give me a manager, a recording studio, a band, and professional sound editors, and I'll produce something better than a recorded-at-home-on-freeware-audio-software-during-my-spare-time songs. Oh no, of course you don't suck. I love your parodies, I just think they could be improved with a little extra thought, time and effort and perhaps the right influences. I don't really think money would improve the quality, I think some competition would! Are there any other people who do eve parodies? Once upon a time there was a guy who did a parody or two. I did a parody about him because he cheated to win something, then he whined about it to CCP and they nerfed my parody thread. =p Go to www.eve-files.com and search for "Dax is Back." I haven't heard him do anything since, so I'm guessing he took the message to heart. :(
Helo Adoniis	Posted - 2007.07.09 03:38:00 - [375] Originally by: Curzon Dax Just thought that I would toss this out there, but um... I'm a dude. Did you listen to "Dreaming of Eve?" That's a distinctly male voice. No matter how hard I might ever kick myself in the nuts, or be kicked in the nuts, I will never be able to pull off an Avril Lavigne song. Perhaps you should send a mail to Dodiez. :) What if I kick you in the nuts while I have Avril Lavigne playing in the background and then cover you in pumpkin pie filling?
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.09 03:57:00 - [376] Edited by: Dodiez on 09/07/2007 03:57:00 Originally by: Helo Adoniis Originally by: Curzon Dax Just thought that I would toss this out there, but um... I'm a dude. Did you listen to "Dreaming of Eve?" That's a distinctly male voice. No matter how hard I might ever kick myself in the nuts, or be kicked in the nuts, I will never be able to pull off an Avril Lavigne song. Perhaps you should send a mail to Dodiez. :) What if I kick you in the nuts while I have Avril Lavigne playing in the background and then cover you in pumpkin pie filling? I must condemn this. You must not harm what other people derive joy from. Especially when the "other people" is me. Just saying. This public service annoucement is brought to you by the letter "L" and the number "8".
Antigen	Posted - 2007.07.10 07:01:00 - [377] great work Curzon keep 'em coming, laughing my ass off here. Tho I have a question. I just got around to listening to Dax is back, and...wow. Can some one please explain the deep loathing for Crovan. I didn't pay mcuh attention to eve idol.
Antigen	Posted - 2007.07.10 07:03:00 - [378] great work Curzon keep 'em coming, laughing my ass off here. Tho I have a question. I just got around to listening to Dax is back, and...wow. Can some one please explain the deep loathing for Crovan. I didn't pay mcuh attention to eve idol.
teko82	Posted - 2007.07.12 23:57:00 - [379] Can't stop listening to them You got yourself a small, but growing, group of danish fans :) Even Considering puting a tribute to you my PC We're constanly monitoring this thread for new songs, as it just keeps getting better, even thoug Dax Is Back is still my N.1 ;) As for the Other Character in that song, his works are as you sing ;)
ry ry StateCorp	Posted - 2007.07.13 15:41:00 - [380] Edited by: ry ry on 13/07/2007 15:49:16 Gate Camping, to the tune of Billy Idol's White Wedding. i honestly can't be arsed to record it, despite being able to karaoke up a passable billy idol impression, so lets just pretend i did. also: a bump for young Curzon whos a funny man. this is dedicated to tiller, who is my current favourite roleplayer. Quote: Hey interceptor who you running from? Hey interceptor where's your wingman gone? Hey interceptor is my jammer on? Hey interceptor this is kinda fun Hey interceptor SMARTBOMB! It's a nice day to smack again. It's a nice day for gate camping. I hope your clone was uptop date. Hey interceptor bet you thought you'd live Hey interceptor d'you like my mothership? Hey interceptor SMARTBOMB! (oh yeah) Hey interceptor who's your main character? Hey interceptor SMARTBOMB! It's a nice day to smack again (come on) It's a nice day for gate camping. I hope your clone was uptop date. (Pick it up) Back in your clone yeah! Hey interceptor your loot was faction Hey interceptor whine on the fo-orum I've been camping here for so long (so long) I've been camping here for so long (so long) now a level five skill is gone It's a nice day to start again (come on) It's a nice day for gate camping I hope your clone was uptop daaaaaate. There is nothin' fair in this world There is nothin' safe in this world And there's nothin' sure in this world And there's nothin' pure in this world Look for something left in this world Start again Intel I think there's a blob coming oh ** lets run away! oh lets run away! oh lets run away! oh ** lets run awaaaaaaay!

An Anarchyyt Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.07.14 00:10:00 - [381] I just realized the BoB song was the Avenue Q song. Good show sir.
Durao Amarr	Posted - 2007.07.14 02:26:00 - [382] Battle of the Epeens is awesome. I laughed hard. --- "Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage." -Babylonian Talmud
Shadow Traveler	Posted - 2007.07.14 08:35:00 - [383] You sir. Are a genius. Thanks for the great songs
Spitzerr Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.14 22:35:00 - [384] That's Bull****, Get a life
Adelorae24 Caldari Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.14 23:44:00 - [385] Originally by: Spitzerr That's Bull****, Get a life QFT! The last thing Eve needs is a Weird Al clone...
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.15 08:04:00 - [386] Originally by: Adelorae24 Originally by: Spitzerr That's Bull****, Get a life QFT! The last thing Eve needs is a Weird Al clone... Awwwww, the Racketeers are sad they haven't been in any of Curzon's songs... Here's some cheese. I hear it makes whine taste better.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.15 08:10:00 - [387] Originally by: Spitzerr That's Bull***, Get a life laughing* This from the guys who steal ore from miners in highsec in 15 man gangs. My pseudo-friend, I would make a parody of Racketeers, but it would be a parody of "I'm a Barbie Girl." I'm a lame ore thief, I like high-sec grief... Girls are from Venus But I like pe..cough I don't think I can finish that one.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.15 08:15:00 - [388] Ah...Dodiez and I were having fun, and she said that she would make it, but then we discovered that the Racketeers already sort of beat us to it with a music video. :( Grats guy. Racketeers in Action
Juan Mendez Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.15 09:25:00 - [389] We were young, naive and needed the money. Guy with the headband is "Moon Wolf" Stripper in the background is "Spitzer"
Kyp Rodan Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.16 00:56:00 - [390] You wanna know why? Because we can HAHHAHA

teko82	Posted - 2007.07.16 22:31:00 - [391] Originally by: Curzon Dax Edited by: Curzon Dax on 15/07/2007 08:13:44 My pseudo-friend, I would make a parody of Racketeers, but it would be a parody of "I'm a Barbie Girl." I'm a lame ore thief, I like high-sec grief... Girls are from Venus But I like pe..cough I don't think I can finish that one. EDIT Dodiez and I were giggling over this one. More lyrics: Come on lamers forum flamers Ah... ah... ah... ah... Could be pretty fun me thinks :)
An Anarchyyt Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.07.16 23:48:00 - [392] Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 16/07/2007 23:48:05 Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 16/07/2007 23:47:51 Originally by: Kyp Rodan You wanna know why? Because we can HAHHAHA What a well thought out, amazingly mature, and intelligent reply. Originally by: Curzon Dax Ah...Dodiez and I were having fun, and she said that she would make it, but then we discovered that the Racketeers already sort of beat us to it with a music video. :( Grats guy. Racketeers in Action I think I need that 3 minutes and 10 seconds of my life back now. I don't know what's worse, you finding that, or me watching it.
Pharos Dei Amarr	Posted - 2007.07.17 07:05:00 - [393] Edited by: Pharos Dei on 17/07/2007 07:05:03 lol, no idea how i missed that for months.. AWESOME esp "Dax is Back" you and dodiez rock! :P Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Hango ([email protected])
Theoses	Posted - 2007.07.17 12:40:00 - [394] that was amazing!
Darkmist Starpain	Posted - 2007.07.17 19:17:00 - [395] Hi Curzon and Dodiez. waves :] Apple Polisher Extraordinairee Office Floor Scrubber Magnifique
Grentho Caldari Wook Recon	Posted - 2007.07.17 19:50:00 - [396] dunno if its been thought off if so im sorry for mentioning it again how about "hey noob" sung to the tune of "hey jude" by paul mcartney or whoever
Alekseyev Karrde The Royal Guard Giant Space Amoeba	Posted - 2007.07.17 20:42:00 - [397] Great work Curzon! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -Alekseyev Karrde Ambassador, Fleet Commander =The Royal Guard= www.rgrocks.com/"=TRG=Public" Chat Channel www.giantspac
waynetta	Posted - 2007.07.19 17:30:00 - [398] thxs for your great album have used it to make gate camping more amusing keep up the good work i am making a song for your album when ive made it i'll send it to you.its to the tune of fernando by abba keep up the great work
Cker ZeZ Research	Posted - 2007.07.19 21:53:00 - [399] Originally by: Kyp Rodan You wanna know why? Because we can HAHHAHA It always *****s me up how people with no talent criticize others, Curzon brings happiness and joy (and jello puddin' pops) to eve gamers all around the eve universe, many a ship having been blown up with the pilot (or attacker) listening to his songs. But, what have you done that's so famous? Annoy a few miners? Oh wow....
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.20 00:48:00 - [400] Originally by: Cker Originally by: Kyp Rodan You wanna know why? Because we can HAHHAHA It always ****s me up how people with no talent criticize others, Curzon brings happiness and joy (and jello puddin' pops) to eve gamers all around the eve universe, many a ship having been blown up with the pilot (or attacker) listening to his songs. But, what have you done that's so famous? Annoy a few miners? Oh wow.... laughing* Its no sweat. :) I spent a lot of years in the army, and have thick skin. I do this to amuse myself, and share what I do with the community so they can get some chuckles at my expense too. There will always exist 13 year old nerds who sit behind computer screens and proclaim their knowledge about a subject and somehow believe that trying to put someone else down makes them superior. Not much you can do about it. :) I'm not worried about it. I own the Racketeers at song making, I own them in PvP, and if they should ever try stealing from my can, I'll kill them there too. Fellas, if you promise not to run away, I'll give you a 2 or 3 vs. 1 fight. :) You know, make things a bit more fair. Anyway, new parody is done, released to a certain DJ on Eve Radio for her exclusive use. Tune into TaxiGirl's show tonight. :)

Vitnir Belote Black Knight Buccaneers Sparta Alliance	Posted - 2007.07.20 14:09:00 - [401] Great album! May I ask why you have stayed in DCMI all this time?
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.20 19:39:00 - [402] Originally by: Vitnir Belote Great album! May I ask why you have stayed in DCMI all this time? Oh no. Now you have opened a can of worms. waits to see how Curzon will wax both poetic and nostalgic on PCs and how most of 'em are lame
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.21 05:19:00 - [403] Originally by: Vitnir Belote Great album! May I ask why you have stayed in DCMI all this time? Au Contraire Dodienoob. Its simply. I can't think of anything that a player corp offers (end, not a means) that I can't get in DCMI, and an NPC corp has some additional benefits that a player corp doesn't have. The day that someone convinces or demonstrates to me that their corp is better than my NPC corp, I won't be in DCMI anymore. :)
DarkonRhoe Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.07.21 07:38:00 - [404] Nice to see your still out there curxon Great job on the songs. Calmarri FTW
ArchVonBaron The Black Ops	Posted - 2007.07.21 07:43:00 - [405] Great job on the songs Curzon, hope you make some new ones soon :D.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.22 21:54:00 - [406] Speaking of which, enjoy the new ones. =)
Golden Helmet Caldari Team Americas	Posted - 2007.07.22 22:04:00 - [407] Heh heh heh, love the new one, that was great Hurry up and do "Because I Got High", can't wait for that one ♥♥♥
Sir Twitch	Posted - 2007.07.23 03:34:00 - [408] ROFL LOVE IT DUDE KEEP IT COMING!!!!!
Freyya Axe Gang	Posted - 2007.07.23 08:12:00 - [409] Damnit...getting back here reminds me i still need to fix my bio.. ________________________________________________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS please sign :) i want purrty colours :(
Irob Urore Amarr Imperial Academy	Posted - 2007.07.23 09:52:00 - [410] lol these are great.

Juan Mendez Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.23 10:41:00 - [411] Oh dear! Someone clearly has too much spare time on their hands.
Rilder Caldari THC LTD	Posted - 2007.07.23 11:06:00 - [412] Originally by: Curzon Dax Its no sweat. :) I spent a lot of years in the army, and have thick skin. My respect for you just went up by 269 points. Visit my blog =)http://rilderslog.blogspot.com/
Freddy Jnr Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.23 11:32:00 - [413] Quote: I'm not worried about it. I own the Racketeers at song making, I own them in PvP, and if they should ever try stealing from my can, I'll kill them there too. Fellas, if you promise not to run away, I'll give you a 2 or 3 vs. 1 fight. :) You know, make things a bit more fair. Well this is interesting. You own us at song making do you? How about this one (to the tune of the haunting "Noob, you'll have an epeen soon") "Dax (dum dum dum dum) You'll have a real life soon. Soon (dum dum dum dum) You'll make some frineds. Dax (dum dum dum dum) You'll have a real life soon. Soon (dum dum dum dum) You'll find a job." And I must say I'm surprised that someone who is clearly so obsessed with "epeens" is throwing PvP challenges around left, right and centre. "I'll give you a 2 or 3 vs. 1 fight." Of course you will. Bring your CNR. We'll honour the 3 on 1. (unless of course it looks like we may lose a ship).
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.23 11:46:00 - [414] Originally by: Freddy Jnr Quote: flameage Sorry Freddy, that was a joke. And what I meant was that fighting you was a joke. And what I meant by that was that Racketeering PvP is a joke. I've met you guys in combat once, it WAS 3v1, and you ran. Poo. Like your song idea. :) Put it together, sing it, and post it in here!
R3dSh1ft Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2007.07.23 11:51:00 - [415] BUMP FOR GREAT JUSTICE DKOD - an awesome synchronised killing machine
captain kikaz Paradox v2.0 Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.07.23 11:55:00 - [416] thread delivers
Freddy Jnr Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.23 12:02:00 - [417] Originally by: Curzon Dax} Sorry Freddy, that was a joke. And what I meant was that fighting you was a joke. And what I meant by that was that Racketeering PvP is a joke. I've met you guys in combat once, it WAS 3v1, and you ran. Poo. Like your song idea. :) Put it together, sing it, and post it in here! I have better things to do than to record songs about EvE. I'm not calling you a liar but I don't recall anyone saying they met you in combat. We are a hi-sec corp and you're in Deep Core Mining. Unless we flipped your can, I can't see how that's ever happened?
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.23 14:49:00 - [418] Originally by: Freddy Jnr Originally by: Curzon Dax} Sorry Freddy, that was a joke. And what I meant was that fighting you was a joke. And what I meant by that was that Racketeering PvP is a joke. I've met you guys in combat once, it WAS 3v1, and you ran. Poo. Like your song idea. :) Put it together, sing it, and post it in here! I have better things to do than to record songs about EvE. I'm not calling you a liar but I don't recall anyone saying they met you in combat. We are a hi-sec corp and you're in Deep Core Mining. Unless we flipped your can, I can't see how that's ever happened? Yes, because corp-wide activities limited to high-sec can flipping are a "better thing to do" than having a blast making songs that make fun of everyone? Troll. And yes, you've flipped my can. Two cruisrs, a frigate, and a backup industrial. Flipped my can. I locked down the frigate, then let my drones on him, and flipped my can back. The two cruisers entered the fray. 20 minutes later, I continued mining.
Freddy Jnr Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.23 18:32:00 - [419] Quote: Yes, because corp-wide activities limited to high-sec can flipping are a "better thing to do" than having a blast making songs that make fun of everyone? No, that's a "better thing to do than mining"
Spitzerr Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.23 22:09:00 - [420] Originally by: Shadow Traveler You sir. Are a genius. Thanks for the great songs Liar!

Eratem Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.23 22:17:00 - [421] Originally by: Curzon Dax The two cruisers entered the fray. 20 minutes later, I continued mining. WOW the DCMI miner tanked 2 cruisers and a frig for 20 minutes before they ran away from a miner??? WOW - some how i don't quite believe that!
Adelorae24 Caldari Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.23 22:20:00 - [422] First your music is weak. It reminds me of the songs that 3 year olds make up in the back seat of the car on the way to day care. Second name the location for the 3 v 1 if you can tear yourself away from the 15 dollar casio keyboard, and your failed attempts at self-love long enough
Gortaak Caldari Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.23 22:21:00 - [423] Edited by: Gortaak on 23/07/2007 22:22:15 Originally by: Adelorae24 First your music is weak. It reminds me of the songs that 3 year olds make up in the back seat of the car on the way to day care. Second name the location for the 3 v 1 if you can tear yourself away from the 15 dollar casio keyboard, and your failed attempts at self-love long enough Quoted for supreme truth! Rofl, owned.
Eratem Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.23 22:22:00 - [424] Adelorae you are insulting the great musical talent of 3 year olds everywhere!
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.23 22:24:00 - [425] Originally by: Adelorae24 First your music is weak. It reminds me of the songs that 3 year olds make up in the back seat of the car on the way to day care. Second name the location for the 3 v 1 if you can tear yourself away from the 15 dollar casio keyboard, and your failed attempts at self-love long enough Look forward to hearing what you can do. :) C'mon, don't be shy! And the location is Nourvukaiken. Shoot me an Evemail when you have your MOD squad assembled.
Gortaak Caldari Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.23 22:35:00 - [426] Wave it around big guy, wave it around.
RenegadeRacer Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.23 22:43:00 - [427] Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: Adelorae24 First your music is weak. It reminds me of the songs that 3 year olds make up in the back seat of the car on the way to day care. Second name the location for the 3 v 1 if you can tear yourself away from the 15 dollar casio keyboard, and your failed attempts at self-love long enough Look forward to hearing what you can do. :) C'mon, don't be shy! And the location is Nourvukaiken. Shoot me an Evemail when you have your MOD squad assembled. Be careful it doesnt snap, because the wind is picking up.
Kyden Gallente Path of Light R0ADKILL	Posted - 2007.07.23 22:48:00 - [428] Originally by: Gortaak Edited by: Gortaak on 23/07/2007 22:22:15 Originally by: Adelorae24 First your music is weak. It reminds me of the songs that 3 year olds make up in the back seat of the car on the way to day care. Second name the location for the 3 v 1 if you can tear yourself away from the 15 dollar casio keyboard, and your failed attempts at self-love long enough Quoted for supreme truth! Rofl, owned. Lofl....If you call that owned then I feel sorry for your simple minded ass. Kids these days
Gus Morgan Genos Occidere	Posted - 2007.07.24 00:33:00 - [429] talking about better things to do, 15 posts in a thread trying to bash a guy just for making a couple of songs. Great group acheivment! btw, liked you songs, parodies are always appriciated.
Naervic	Posted - 2007.07.24 01:34:00 - [430] Wow, loved your Parody to Paint it Black. Awesome job on that one. Sad that there have to be 4 or 5 people who come into a thread, and having nothing better to do but bash your hard work. Obviously a large portion of EVE Players love your work. You near unanimously won the latest EVE Idol contest. I don't see much room for their immature insulting. But great job on everything, and I look forward to more of your work.

Kylegar Caldari Shadow Of The Light R i s e	Posted - 2007.07.24 04:21:00 - [431] I Love the new song Curzon! Its hilarious. Perfectly describes my first venture in to 0.0...
Freddy Jnr Racketeers	Posted - 2007.07.24 09:07:00 - [432] Originally by: Gus Morgan talking about better things to do, 15 posts in a thread trying to bash a guy just for making a couple of songs. Great group acheivment! btw, liked you songs, parodies are always appriciated. Server went down last night!
Scott Ryder Omen Incorporated Storm Armada	Posted - 2007.07.24 10:43:00 - [433] Can i watch? i mean when a high sec billionaire carebear wins one of the greatest duels that will happend this year i mean?
Iva Soreass FireStar Inc FATAL Alliance	Posted - 2007.07.24 11:57:00 - [434] Edited by: Iva Soreass on 24/07/2007 11:56:51 Good work Dax keep em coming \o/. I was violated by BackDoor Bandit :*( www.firestar-online.com
Imperius Blackheart Caldari Trinity Nova KIA Alliance	Posted - 2007.07.24 12:02:00 - [435] Brilliant stuff, I think flashing red is my fave thus far.
HayesDuSid Garoun Investment Bank	Posted - 2007.07.24 21:27:00 - [436] Great work Dax, gratz. WDA had less whining on its form thread -.- Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24,000 bytes - Tallan ([email protected])
Nova Incantus Caldari School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2007.07.24 21:50:00 - [437] hey is Curzon still making songs? I don't know what all got recommended but I just thought of one on the drive home after listening to a few last night "Who let the Dogs out, who who who who who" to "Who let the Drones out, pew pew pew pew pew" ---------------------- If you build it, they will come and attack it. Nova Incantus - [SAK]
Sandzibarr A.W.M Ka-Tet	Posted - 2007.07.25 23:52:00 - [438] flashing red made me dig out my old Tour of Duty video. cant think why.
Gaunty Macabre Votum INVICTUS.	Posted - 2007.07.26 02:42:00 - [439] Amazing songs dude!
Aziz Hekato Minmatar Hekato-Matari Syndicate	Posted - 2007.07.26 03:41:00 - [440] In some of the songs (flashing red for example) you really remind me of the main singer in SOAD Great songs btw, love "n00b, you will have your ePeen soon" and "Flashing red"

Wrayeth Shiva Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2007.07.26 08:41:00 - [441] Originally by: Aziz Hekato In some of the songs (flashing red for example) you really remind me of the main singer in SOAD You know, I think I agree with you on that. I'd love to see Curzon do a rendition of "Cigarro" or "BYOB (Bring Your Own Bombs)". -Wrayeth n00b Extraordinaire "Look, pa! I just contributed absolutely nothing to this thread!"
Tahmee Bhakeur	Posted - 2007.07.27 19:32:00 - [442] Sweet tracks man. ISK ISK Baby and Flashing Red -top notch
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.28 02:53:00 - [443] Originally by: Wrayeth Originally by: Aziz Hekato In some of the songs (flashing red for example) you really remind me of the main singer in SOAD You know, I think I agree with you on that. I'd love to see Curzon do a rendition of "Cigarro" or "BYOB (Bring Your Own Bombs)". Hrm.... I've gone and listened to both songs, consulted with Dodiez, and the verdict is that I probably won't be doing a SOAD parody. o.O However, I have been contemplating a Rammstein - Amerika parody of "We're all living down in BoB space..." as well as a Rob Zombie song, both of which I can emulate pretty darn well. The problem is finding backtrack/karaoke versions of that kind of thing. You know, there's not a lot of karaoke nights where folks get up and perform Rob Zombie.
Caldreean Dawnwalkers	Posted - 2007.07.28 09:01:00 - [444] Love Runaway Inflation =) Especially the farmer in there lol
heheheh Singularity. Fallen Souls	Posted - 2007.07.28 09:07:00 - [445] this supposed to be funny ?
rig0r 0utbreak	Posted - 2007.07.28 09:18:00 - [446] lol good stuff
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.28 14:10:00 - [447] Originally by: heheheh this supposed to be funny ? No. There's no funny in here.
wiggyman Caldari Gallentean Industry Syndicate	Posted - 2007.07.28 21:34:00 - [448] brilliant tunes curzon! Love dax is back, isk isk baby, battle of epeens,flashing red (listen to when on low sec runs) and eve online is for BoB. Keep it up man! You might be a minmatar if... Your railguns use spent quafe cans as ammunition. You have to chase the garbage men to get your ship back on a regular basis. You spend more time duct taping your sh
teko82	Posted - 2007.07.29 01:21:00 - [449] Originally by: Curzon Dax Hrm.... I've gone and listened to both songs, consulted with Dodiez, and the verdict is that I probably won't be doing a SOAD parody. o.O However, I have been contemplating a Rammstein - Amerika parody of "We're all living down in BoB space..." as well as a Rob Zombie song, both of which I can emulate pretty darn well. The problem is finding backtrack/karaoke versions of that kind of thing. You know, there's not a lot of karaoke nights where folks get up and perform Rob Zombie. Uhh, Sounds nice Looking forward to it
Bailan Shinra	Posted - 2007.07.29 22:51:00 - [450] where can I find the lyrics to these songs?

Gaven Blands	Posted - 2007.07.30 00:47:00 - [451] Great song. Shame it parodies something that actually works. Privateers. Nanoboats. Just two examples off the top of my head. Whining Works. As long as you are whining for an increase in safety of carebear land. Try parodying CCP's relentless march towards World Of Spacecraft.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.30 03:52:00 - [452] Originally by: Gaven Blands Great song. Shame it parodies something that actually works. Privateers. Nanoboats. Just two examples off the top of my head. Whining Works. As long as you are whining for an increase in safety of carebear land. Try parodying CCP's relentless march towards World Of Spacecraft. Why? I agree with them. They haven't nerfed PvP, just a few of the ganking tricks. I see people who are afraid of PvP that doesn't consist of risk free carebear kills whining. I also see people who are afraid to fight if the odds are 25:1+ in favor of their massive blob whining. I haven't seen any PvPers whining. Because the PvP is great. :) The problems come in when you try taking shortcuts to get easy kills, everyone exploits it, CCP nerfs it. Given some of the changes that they've made, it apparently wasn't their intention that people be able to gank quite so easily. Sorry, I see more whining coming from gankbears than from carebears. ZOMG! WE R TEH LAZY! GIV US MOAR EZKILLZ! WE DUN WANT 2 HVE 2 F1TE 4 REAL!
DarkFenix Caldari Pilots Of Honour	Posted - 2007.07.30 19:00:00 - [453] Absolute 100% win. Brilliant stuff, I want more.
Rilder Caldari THC LTD	Posted - 2007.07.31 09:08:00 - [454] I think we need Convoy... "It was the break of noon on the 6th of June in a freighter hauling t2" Visit my blog =)http://rilderslog.blogspot.com/
Vass Valdaran	Posted - 2007.08.01 21:53:00 - [455] Edited by: Vass Valdaran on 01/08/2007 21:53:03 Man i can't wait till the BoB polka, great stuff. And i agree with the poster above me.
Dru McCarty	Posted - 2007.08.02 03:08:00 - [456] (To the tune of "Heart Shaped Box" by Nirvana) She eyes me like a easy kill cause I am weak I've been stuck inside of a Jita station, for weeks I've been drawn into your little hauler pirate trap I wish I could get into warp, but I keep bouncing back Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt cause of pirate guys hey wait I've got a new complaint Haven't gotten to warp in over 30 tries Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt cause of pirate guys pirate guys ... Beer guzzling campers forgive no one just yet I came here cause the prices on POS fuel were the best I've got to get my wallet back into black Praying for a concord showing, but I get bounced right back Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt cause of pirate guys hey wait I've got a new complaint Haven't gotten to warp in over 30 tries Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt cause of pirate guys pirate guys . . . Rinse & repeat ~ Dru
Lord MuffloN Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2007.08.03 23:20:00 - [457] Any more stuff on the horizon?
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.08.04 00:03:00 - [458] Of course, but at the moment I'm busy beating back the R-tards with a broom elsewhere.
Spitzerr Racketeers	Posted - 2007.08.05 06:40:00 - [459] Originally by: Gaunty Amazing songs dude! You can't be ****ing serious Curzon you are a nolifesucker and you can't sing. Realize it ffs! Stop "singing" coz my ears are bleeding.
Rilder Caldari THC LTD	Posted - 2007.08.05 09:04:00 - [460] Edited by: Rilder on 05/08/2007 09:07:32 Edited by: Rilder on 05/08/2007 09:06:54 Originally by: Spitzerr Originally by: Gaunty Amazing songs dude! You can't be ****ing serious Curzon you are a nolifesucker and you can't sing. Realize it ffs! Stop "singing" coz my ears are bleeding. Heres what you do. 1.) Grab Large Hammer 2.) Put computer on floor 3.) Start Smashing computer with large hammer 4.) ???? 5.) Profit 6.) Boom you no longer have to listen to Curzon Dax. Or an even simpler idea: 1.) Find Gun 2.) Aim gun at own forehead 3.) Pull Trigger 4.) ???? 5.) Entire universe profits. I personally enjoy curzon's songs. Visit my blog =)http://rilderslog.blogspot.com/

K'reemy G'udness Delicious	Posted - 2007.08.05 15:06:00 - [461] Curzon, I saw this on Youtube, and it sounds kind of like you. Is it? Sincerely, K'reemy --- Uh oh...
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.08.05 17:20:00 - [462] Originally by: Spitzerr Originally by: Gaunty Amazing songs dude! You can't be ****ing serious Curzon you are a nolifesucker and you can't sing. Realize it ffs! Stop "singing" coz my ears are bleeding. Awww. How cute. More Rackateers are in here. Hay2u, you mean meanies!
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.08.05 17:54:00 - [463] Originally by: Spitzerr Originally by: Gaunty Amazing songs dude! You can't be ***ing serious Curzon you are a nolifesucker and you can't sing. Realize it ffs! Stop "singing" coz my ears are bleeding. Just because you've been touched in the no-no place by your parents doesn't mean you need to come flame here. =p laughing* Seriously, if you don't behave, I'm going to talk to your parents about revoking your access to your dad's credit card until they've taught you some manners. In other news, I don't read txtspk so well, so could you please pretend that you have advanced through at least elementary school and rewrite what you just wrote in English, so that I can read it as well? I'm truly interested in what is doubtlessly an artful critique of fan-work, I just can't read it. :(
Spitzerr Racketeers	Posted - 2007.08.06 23:31:00 - [464] Poor poor Curzon You should follow Rilder advice. 1.) Find Gun 2.) Aim gun at own forehead 3.) Pull Trigger 4.) ???? 5.) Entire universe profits.
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.08.06 23:42:00 - [465] shakes head If you Racketeers hate Curzon...STOP BUMPING HIS THREAD. That is all.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.08.06 23:44:00 - [466] Originally by: Spitzerr Poor poor Curzon You should follow Rilder advice. 1.) Find Gun 2.) Aim gun at own forehead 3.) Pull Trigger 4.) ???? 5.) Entire universe profits. Wow, we have so much in common! Your chosen path is a little different though. 1. Travel Back in Time 2. Meet your mother. 3. Abort Yourself 4. ??? 5. Gene pool gets a little cleaner. Sorry, I shouldn't sink to that level, but it was funny. =)
Zalathar Minmatar Biometaloid INC	Posted - 2007.08.07 00:25:00 - [467] Flashing Red is pure genius Curzon, though i was no too impressed by dreaming of EvE online... Forum whiners unite is quite funny too. Keep up the good work Curzon, i cant wait for new material . ~~~~~~ mods, if you think i'm ugly please say "eeek!" ~~~~~~ eeeeeekk - Deckard eeeeee...K -Darth Patches gawwwd damn!!1 -zhuge you soo pretty I think you're stunningly handsome and let me just say that you're wearing that dead parrot on your shoulder in a particularly dashing way today. -Hango Your using up all the space hango! - Timmeh
cal nereus Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion Curse Alliance	Posted - 2007.08.07 00:57:00 - [468] I like 'em. Nice productions Curzon. --- Grismar.net
BhallSpawn	Posted - 2007.08.07 03:01:00 - [469] Eve Online is for Bob, is priceless. I've listened to it countless times and it gets better each time
KISOGOKU	Posted - 2007.08.07 17:17:00 - [470] Downloaded ''forum whiners united'' and only had time to listen today.Awesome job ,song is very nice actually gave the feeling of 50s-60s musicals .

Lo K'Chen	Posted - 2007.08.07 20:14:00 - [471] Curzon... i found tempting title for You... "0-0 (Where Evil Dwells)" by Fear Factory :D
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.08.07 20:25:00 - [472] I watched "The Cable Guy" the other night and I've had this song stuck in my head.. Don't you want somebody to gank.. Don't you need somebody to gank.. Can't you find somebody to gank.. You know you need somebody to gank...
mokmo3 Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.08.08 01:44:00 - [473] I heard you promised a Caldari Navy Raven to Sabre for that song... Did he get it? Join channel: "Eve University" or read here
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.08.08 01:49:00 - [474] Originally by: mokmo3 I heard you promised a Caldari Navy Raven to Sabre for that song... Did he get it? The deal was for Curzon to get a Navy Raven in exchange for Sabre A taking Curzon under his PVP wing and giving him pointers. That never happened, so no, Sabre A did NOT get a Navy Raven. Don't get me started...
John Wainwright NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.	Posted - 2007.08.08 04:19:00 - [475] I think someone should join Racketeers and bump Curzon's thread with a positive message just so not all of the Racketeers in here seem to have no taste and no intelligence.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.08.08 04:24:00 - [476] Originally by: John Wainwright I think someone should join Racketeers and bump Curzon's thread with a positive message just so not all of the Racketeers in here seem to have no taste and no intelligence. I belly laughed.
John Wainwright NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.	Posted - 2007.08.08 18:50:00 - [477] Well, quit laughing and get back to work! I want more music. :D:D
Freddy Jnr Racketeers	Posted - 2007.08.08 20:38:00 - [478] John, I'm sure if you ask nicely enough, Dax will send you a signed black and white photo of himself with his shirt unbuttoned.
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.08.08 21:03:00 - [479] Originally by: Freddy Jnr John, I'm sure if you ask nicely enough, Dax will send you a signed black and white photo of himself with his shirt unbuttoned. Sorry, those are all mine. Except for the ones I gave to you guys, the Racketeers.
Shi Lang	Posted - 2007.08.10 19:32:00 - [480] I think I like the hip hop songs the best, although beggeth where can I find lyrics so i can sing along :(

Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.08.10 21:20:00 - [481] Originally by: Freddy Jnr John, I'm sure if you ask nicely enough, Dax will send you a signed black and white photo of himself with his shirt unbuttoned. The stipulation for me sending you that picture was that you didn't tell everyone else about it....
John Wainwright NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.	Posted - 2007.08.10 22:29:00 - [482] I'd prefer a picture of Dodiez, but somehow I think Curzon might get a little upset at that.
Naervic	Posted - 2007.08.11 02:18:00 - [483] Well. After much thought and deliberation, I decided to create and submit my very own lyrics for an EVE Parody. The idea came around, when Curzon mentioning doing a parody of Barbie Girls for Racketeers. It seemed like a joke then, so I wondered if I could make my own lyrics, but I finally figured I didn't know enough about them to do anything worthwhile. Then I thought about other things I could do with the song, and the lyrics Girl on EVE were born. The song is for a male and female singer of course, so I threw in Dodiez name there since she's the only other singer that has sung with Curzon. I probably spent less than 2 hours writing these, so they may very well be a bit rough around the edges. But I like most of the rhyming, and I find it amusing. So here y'all go, Girl on EVE, don't hate me for it. It was at least fun to write. Girl on EVE: Curzon - Hiya Dodiez! Dodiez - Hey Curzon! Curzon - You wanna play some EVE? Dodiez - Sure, Curzon! Curzon - Lets go! Dodiez: I'm a girl on EvE, who loves to pvp Ships and Missiles, all the bells and whistles! You can mine a rock, make alot of ISK The choices, are yours to make Curzon (different voice - I know you have a million of 'em): Hey its a girl, let's go Cyber! Dodiez: I'm a girl on EVE, surrounded by e-peen Wave it in my face, oh what a disgrace They try and hit on me, brag about their ganks Your Thorax, its really only pixels I'm a young, lovely girl in this virtual world Watch me fight, watch me tank, don't try 'n baby me Curzon: Hey my girl, don't blow me off, see I rock at this game Say your mine, chat with me, just you wait and watch Dodiez: Oh my god, go away Or I'll blast you a whole new one, oooh whoa I'm a girl on EVE, and now you've ****ed me off Feel the PMS, oooh the distress Let the missiles fly, shrapnel everywhere You've gone and crossed me, now were gonna party. Curzon: Come on, lady, please go easy, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, please don't hurt me, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh Come on, lady, not my ship, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, spare the implants, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh Dodized I can fight, I can tank, do whatever I want I can strip a belt, or camp this here gate Cuzon: Hey my friend, don't fire yet, lets try this again Hit the belts, fool around, I'll show you my Titan Dodiez: You were told, you were warned I said to please stay far away You were told, you were warned I said to please stay far away Curzon: Come on, lady, please go easy, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, please don't hurt me, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh Come on, lady, not my ship, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, spare the implants, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh Dodiez: I'm a girl on EVE and I got some skills Don't underestimate, or it's checkmate You can come and try, just don't run and cry Be a man, take it like one can I'm a girl on EVE, and guess who I can see It's Mr. Lame, back for more pain You can't take a hint, no I won't get on vent. Just get a grip, now go take a trip Curzon: Come on, lady, please go easy, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, please don't hurt me, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh Come on, lady, not my ship, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, spare the implants, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh Curzon & Dodiez: (Curzon back to regular voice) Dodiez - Hey, I was having fun there! Curzon - And let you blast all the idiots yourself? Dodiez - Awwww.... Come on.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.08.11 02:55:00 - [484] Hrm... creative, innovative, the lyrics would absolutely need a "***** Eye for the Straight Eye" kind of makeover... In the voice of American Idol judge and tool Simon "Hrm...I'm not sure what to make of these, I'll have Dodiez take a look." We kind of already did the girls in Eve (see Romance in Eve). Racketeers are something I haven't made fun of yet; they religiously bump my threads, which is quite nice, despite the trivial content of anything they post. I did some research on their corp history, community experience, forum feedback from other folks/corps, and think that I have enough material to accurately portray them. As for the backtrack, I pay a guy ISK to smuggle them out of his workplace.
Naervic	Posted - 2007.08.11 03:02:00 - [485] Edited by: Naervic on 11/08/2007 03:03:07 Originally by: Curzon Dax Hrm... creative, innovative, the lyrics would absolutely need a "***** Eye for the Straight Eye" kind of makeover... In the voice of American Idol judge and tool Simon "Hrm...I'm not sure what to make of these, I'll have Dodiez take a look." We kind of already did the girls in Eve (see Romance in Eve). Racketeers are something I haven't made fun of yet; they religiously bump my threads, which is quite nice, despite the trivial content of anything they post. I did some research on their corp history, community experience, forum feedback from other folks/corps, and think that I have enough material to accurately portray them. As for the backtrack, I pay a guy ISK to smuggle them out of his workplace. Like I said, a couple hours. I know alot of the lyrics probably need to match up with syllables or something... Plus I'm male dunno how accurate the song was. And that Romance in Eve... I coulda swore that was about guys imitating girls for favors. =P Not actual girls, actually playing. But if you can make it better, that would be pretty awesome. If not, ah well, it was fun to write anyways.
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.08.11 03:27:00 - [486] Originally by: Naervic Edited by: Naervic on 11/08/2007 03:03:07 Originally by: Curzon Dax Hrm... creative, innovative, the lyrics would absolutely need a "***** Eye for the Straight Eye" kind of makeover... In the voice of American Idol judge and tool Simon "Hrm...I'm not sure what to make of these, I'll have Dodiez take a look." We kind of already did the girls in Eve (see Romance in Eve). Racketeers are something I haven't made fun of yet; they religiously bump my threads, which is quite nice, despite the trivial content of anything they post. I did some research on their corp history, community experience, forum feedback from other folks/corps, and think that I have enough material to accurately portray them. As for the backtrack, I pay a guy ISK to smuggle them out of his workplace. Like I said, a couple hours. I know alot of the lyrics probably need to match up with syllables or something... Plus I'm male dunno how accurate the song was. And that Romance in Eve... I coulda swore that was about guys imitating girls for favors. =P Not actual girls, actually playing. But if you can make it better, that would be pretty awesome. If not, ah well, it was fun to write anyways. I personally think it has promise. I laughed when I read it, so that's definitely something good. And for the gentleman wanting a pic of me...there's already one of me posted somewhere on this forum...
Naervic	Posted - 2007.08.11 14:25:00 - [487] Well thank you Dodiez. Glad they have some promise. Also found that reading them without the music, makes it sound incredibly lame. Definitely much better when I can match each line to the actual song. >_<
John Wainwright NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.	Posted - 2007.08.11 21:27:00 - [488] Edited by: John Wainwright on 11/08/2007 21:27:21 /me begins frantically searching for posts by Dodiez... Of course, that assumes Curzon didn't post it with your permission... I'm never gonna find it...
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.08.11 22:44:00 - [489] Originally by: John Wainwright Edited by: John Wainwright on 11/08/2007 21:27:21 /me begins frantically searching for posts by Dodiez... Of course, that assumes Curzon didn't post it with your permission... I'm never gonna find it... Shouldn't be too hard to find...
P'uck	Posted - 2007.08.12 10:32:00 - [490] After I had your songs lying around on the Desktop for a while, clogging up my windows, I decided to get you (drumroll).... YOUR OWN FOLDER in my mp3 collection! So that's it. You're there. Famous. Right between "Cherry Poppin' Daddies" and the relics of "Cypress Hill". Great stuff man, keep up the good work. Can't wait to listen to "Lowrider". Oh, and I think... "Space Cowboy" by the Steve Miller Band... kinda asks for it... I already wrote the 3rd line for you: "Some people call me 'Curzon' 'cause that is.... the way that I'm actually called."

Shi Lang	Posted - 2007.08.13 03:04:00 - [491] obviously shes referring to her avatar :(
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.08.13 04:24:00 - [492] Originally by: Shi Lang obviously shes referring to her avatar :( No, I'm really not. =)
An Anarchyyt Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.08.13 12:42:00 - [493] But....can you really make Barbie Girl any better than it already is? Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.08.13 17:53:00 - [494] Originally by: An Anarchyyt But....can you really make Barbie Girl any better than it already is? Only time will tell.
firefly5000 Gallente Vi0lated Acquisitions	Posted - 2007.08.14 07:26:00 - [495] hi are you still making more songs ?
Fortuk Monmouth MetaForge Ekliptika	Posted - 2007.08.14 18:38:00 - [496] do a parody of "I'm to sexy for my shirt" something along the lines of..."I'm to sexy for my nyx" anyway, once i get back from vacation I will download all your songs, love em!! Originally by: hango Our corp chat is generally full of people e-hugging and e-snuggling. ISD is cool like that.
Gillman Minmatar Smoking Hillbillys The Volition Cult	Posted - 2007.08.15 21:39:00 - [497] Hey Curzon you know you sound alot like Guybrush Treepwhood out of Monkey island 4 But brilliant work ;) mebe make as eve parodi of Metallica - one about clones just a suggestion
Anton Marx Caldari Bulgarian Mafia Squad The OSS	Posted - 2007.08.16 15:20:00 - [498] I'm absolutely amazed by your work Curzon! It's one of the most refreshing things about the EvE "Culture"! And it's people like you that create that "Culture"! - Omega Security Syndicate - [BULG]Anton Marx
Vrizuh Eve Defence Force Praesidium Libertatis	Posted - 2007.08.16 20:27:00 - [499] Im too sexy for my nyx? No way. "Im too sexy for my Obelisk", in reference to the IAC guy who jumped out of his freighter in Jita and left it there. I can just imagine some drunk guy singing that as he ejects. ahh, so..Dodiez pic you say? I'd love to have seen a video of her doing that high voice. Does she make a funny face? Somehow I always have trouble putting a non-serious voice to a human face.
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.08.16 21:11:00 - [500] Originally by: Vrizuh Im too sexy for my nyx? No way. "Im too sexy for my Obelisk", in reference to the IAC guy who jumped out of his freighter in Jita and left it there. I can just imagine some drunk guy singing that as he ejects. ahh, so..Dodiez pic you say? I'd love to have seen a video of her doing that high voice. Does she make a funny face? Somehow I always have trouble putting a non-serious voice to a human face. No, I don't make a funny face. =p I talk that way sometimes, but the singing that high isn't that hard for me at all. It's just that it's not my normal singing voice...I just exaggerate it.

Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.08.21 01:46:00 - [501] Dodiez is a big liar. She talks like that too. She sounds so cute. But thanks for the support, enjoy the tunes, and I'll have a new one out here soon. :) Working with a couple of...more qualified people than me to rework / edit some of the current material.
Major Stormer Caldari Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency	Posted - 2007.08.21 20:58:00 - [502] Originally by: Curzon Dax Dodiez is a big liar. She talks like that too. She sounds so cute. But thanks for the support, enjoy the tunes, and I'll have a new one out here soon. :) Working with a couple of...more qualified people than me to rework / edit some of the current material. About time, I need something to cheer me up around here. --- We are Recuiting! If you have what it takes, click me! Oh yeah...click me....yeah...
John Wainwright NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.	Posted - 2007.08.26 01:32:00 - [503] bump What song is coming out?
teko82	Posted - 2007.08.28 20:32:00 - [504] We where doing some ice mining in the ally, and one of our members most have blown a fuse, suddently he starts singing (which he can't) but the lyrics is nice ;) To the ghostbusters theme: thhere is soomething straaange in your nabourhood whoo do you wanna call ROID BUUSTERS Could be nice if you at some point (doesn't have to be now, thoug it would be nice ) made a mining song on that theme
tesame	Posted - 2007.08.30 16:18:00 - [505] How about Bohemian Rhapsody for a new track? How about Paradise City for a new track?
SamuraiJack Caldari Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce	Posted - 2007.08.31 21:23:00 - [506] Originally by: Curzon Dax In Production: Track 15: Contract Scammers Track 16: The BoB Polka Track 17: ASCN Oddity Track 18: Carebear's Paradise Track 19: I Like to Gank It" Track 20: Low-Rider Track 21: Because I Got High Track 22: Forum Whiners Unite (The Grinch Edition) interesting Dax... So when do we get to hear the rest? :P The BoB-Online is getting some chuckles from my corp atm. I'd be intersted in the ASCN one. See how that one plays out. SJ. CLS CEO, Valainloce Executor and Standings Director =-
Wintermoon Arctic Productions	Posted - 2007.09.02 22:25:00 - [507] Originally by: tesame How about Paradise City for a new track? "Take me down to the Jita-lag-city! Where the chat is mean and the deals are pretty! Take me home" ?
Curzon Dax The Ninja Coalition	Posted - 2007.09.06 15:11:00 - [508] Originally by: SamuraiJack Originally by: Curzon Dax In Production: Track 15: Contract Scammers Track 16: The BoB Polka Track 17: ASCN Oddity Track 18: Carebear's Paradise Track 19: I Like to Gank It" Track 20: Low-Rider Track 21: Because I Got High Track 22: Forum Whiners Unite (The Grinch Edition) interesting Dax... So when do we get to hear the rest? :P The BoB-Online is getting some chuckles from my corp atm. I'd be intersted in the ASCN one. See how that one plays out. Ah....I'm actually redoing Dax is Back right now. Dodiez thinks that its one of the best songs that I've ever done, and if it were less offensive, it wouldn't get forum banned. With any luck....maybe a release tonight. :)
John Wainwright NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.	Posted - 2007.09.08 05:34:00 - [509] You LIE!!! There is no new Dax is Back and it has been over 24 hours!! Either that, or you just have horrible luck. ;)
Dodiez Gallente The Ninja Coalition	Posted - 2007.09.08 07:35:00 - [510] No, he's just been busy FC'ing some ninja ops. I'm sure he'll be re-recording it really soon. Believe me, it's goooooooood. I'm so lucky I get previews. Among other things. <--- I'm a ninja, I flip out and kiss people!

Major Stormer Caldari Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency	Posted - 2007.09.08 11:21:00 - [511] Originally by: Dodiez No, he's just been busy FC'ing some ninja ops. I'm sure he'll be re-recording it really soon. Believe me, it's goooooooood. I'm so lucky I get previews. Among other things. I love you. --- Eve Tribune Writer- come and read :)
ChessKiller Minmatar CareFactor ZERO Praesidium Libertatis	Posted - 2007.09.08 11:22:00 - [512] cool can not what to hear it
Final Requiem Gallente White Shadow Imperium	Posted - 2007.09.08 21:06:00 - [513] for the record, curzon is a god :P nothing makes 50 jump pipe runs entertaining like his satire :) "In the name of God, impure souls of the living deal shall be banished into eternal damnation. AMEN."
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.09.08 21:10:00 - [514] Originally by: Dodiez No, he's just been busy FC'ing some ninja ops. I'm sure he'll be re-recording it really soon. Believe me, it's goooooooood. I'm so lucky I get previews. Among other things. chortles ------------ Whiners - Unite! \| Posting and You Tarminic - Forum Warfare Specialist.
Dodiez Gallente The Ninja Coalition	Posted - 2007.09.08 21:15:00 - [515] Originally by: Major Stormer Originally by: Dodiez No, he's just been busy FC'ing some ninja ops. I'm sure he'll be re-recording it really soon. Believe me, it's goooooooood. I'm so lucky I get previews. Among other things. I love you. I'm attracted to you too. <--- I'm a ninja, I flip out and kiss people!
An Anarchyyt Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.09.08 21:19:00 - [516] Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: Major Stormer Originally by: Dodiez No, he's just been busy FC'ing some ninja ops. I'm sure he'll be re-recording it really soon. Believe me, it's goooooooood. I'm so lucky I get previews. Among other things. I love you. I'm attracted to you too. Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
Akira Zendragon Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.09.11 21:15:00 - [517] Great songs... been LMAO-ing all afternoon. Just a quick question: what is the original song behind "Forum Whiners Unite"? It's familiar, but I can't seem to remember where do I know it from... Join channel "Eve University" or go here
MaDeX	Posted - 2007.09.11 21:37:00 - [518] very very very epic thread
Naervic	Posted - 2007.09.11 21:38:00 - [519] Edited by: Naervic on 11/09/2007 21:38:10 Originally by: Akira Zendragon Great songs... been LMAO-ing all afternoon. Just a quick question: what is the original song behind "Forum Whiners Unite"? It's familiar, but I can't seem to remember where do I know it from... Have you ever seen The Grinch Stole Christmas?
Akira Zendragon Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.09.11 23:33:00 - [520] Originally by: Naervic Have you ever seen The Grinch Stole Christmas? Ding! Thx! Join channel "Eve University" or go here

T'X	Posted - 2007.09.12 00:02:00 - [521] 500 Replies to Dax ^^ /cheer Originally by: thiasman Ten Ways to die in EVE: Originally by: Hamfast Undock...
Naervic	Posted - 2007.09.14 02:56:00 - [522] Originally by: Akira Zendragon Originally by: Naervic Have you ever seen The Grinch Stole Christmas? Ding! Thx! You're welcome. Such genius lyrics, his parody of it is amazing. =P Forum Whiners Unite has to be one of his best.
Curzon Dax The Ninja Coalition	Posted - 2007.09.14 03:47:00 - [523] My best was Dax is Back. You'd have to go to www.eve-files.com and search for "Dax is Back" to find it. I'm actually in the middle of rewriting the lyrics so it won't get banzored from the forums; I'm halfway done with verse 2. More white boy rap coming soon!
Templer Relleg Agony Unleashed Agony Empire	Posted - 2007.09.14 08:55:00 - [524] I have always heard the new James Blunt song as "Verone", instead of "Simona". Maybe you could make something with this?
Moridin920 Gallente Dust Echoes FREGE Alliance	Posted - 2007.09.21 05:15:00 - [525] Try Breakfast in America... Opening line is "Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got Not much of a girlfriend, I never seem to get a lot." You could do a noob singing about his first cruiser, just got it fitted out and everything. I know I felt a bittersweet feeling upon my first cruiser as a noob... First real ship, but at the same time when you go into low sec you realize it's not really that awesome. Anyway, whatever. Just thought it might work. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- "We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience our piracy may have caused you, but, we are pirates and, sadly, this is our way."
KingB The Red Dragoons	Posted - 2007.09.23 15:22:00 - [526] Edited by: KingB on 23/09/2007 15:22:44 LMAO this is pure gold!!!!
Naervic	Posted - 2007.09.24 20:39:00 - [527] Originally by: Curzon Dax My best was Dax is Back. You'd have to go to www.eve-files.com and search for "Dax is Back" to find it. I'm actually in the middle of rewriting the lyrics so it won't get banzored from the forums; I'm halfway done with verse 2. More white boy rap coming soon! Hehehe. I've heard Dax is Back, and it is one of your best, but also one of those songs I could never play out loud in my house due to the flagrant language. Perhaps it'll be cleaned up a "tiny" bit when you're finished with it. But Good luck rewriting that.
Curzon Dax Black Scorpions	Posted - 2007.09.25 02:50:00 - [528] Phew! 12 hours of grinding out recording later, my voice is hoarse, I'm quite done recording, although I'm not entirely happy with it. However! You've got some serious death metal to rock out to for the first time!
Naervic	Posted - 2007.09.25 02:58:00 - [529] Wooooo! First after a new song. Listening to it right now, and its pretty darn awesome. Good Job!
Wargercy Caldari Militaris Industries	Posted - 2007.09.25 03:49:00 - [530] about time ;P good work. ---------------------- uʍop əpỊsdn pəuɹnʇ ¦pəddỊlɟ ʇoნ əɟỊl ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ llɐ ʎɹ

Wrayeth Shiva Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2007.09.25 04:06:00 - [531] LOL, nice one. -Wrayeth n00b Extraordinaire "Look, pa! I just contributed absolutely nothing to this thread!"
Titus Lewis Absolutely No Return The Red Skull	Posted - 2007.09.25 15:25:00 - [532] Awesome. You do a good Rob Zombie. Freedom is Slavery
Thanos Draicon	Posted - 2007.09.25 15:28:00 - [533] I'm so happy to have contributed, in my small way, to the creation of Silver Death Swarm.
Curzon Dax Black Scorpions	Posted - 2007.09.25 19:04:00 - [534] Originally by: Thanos Draicon I'm so happy to have contributed, in my small way, to the creation of Silver Death Swarm. laughing Thanks for helping me come up with the ending. :)

CCP Eris Discordia	Posted - 2007.09.25 19:44:00 - [535] I nearly choked because I was laughing and sucking on a vickscandy thingy after I heard 'pew pew for me' That should go on a t shirt Pink Dread has been hijacked

Per Bastet Amarr B.O.O.M	Posted - 2007.09.25 19:53:00 - [536] Awesome work as always Curzon. Keep it up.
Curzon Dax Black Scorpions	Posted - 2007.09.26 00:30:00 - [537] Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia I nearly choked because I was laughing and sucking on a vickscandy thingy after I heard 'pew pew for me' That should go on a t shirt If you would consider certain um...favors...of a um...certain kind...I would consider expressing my undying devotion to you and abandon Dodiez to the ravenous forum hounds!
Naervic Gallente Brotherhood of the Shadows Momentum Alliance	Posted - 2007.09.26 00:39:00 - [538] Well after that brilliant reply by Curzon, any bets on how much longer he'll survive?
Jimer Lins Gallente Sanctuary	Posted - 2007.09.26 00:42:00 - [539] Excessively silly. Well done. [center]
Curzon Dax Black Scorpions	Posted - 2007.09.26 15:25:00 - [540] Originally by: Naervic Well after that brilliant reply by Curzon, any bets on how much longer he'll survive? See, now that's not nice. And get your mind out of the gutter. =p The favors I um...need....probably involve beer/booze/other + pizza, along with her influence over certain other developers. =p grins evilly

Z3r0n THE LEGION OF STEEL WARRIORS.... R0ADKILL	Posted - 2007.09.26 18:46:00 - [541] Once again great job Curzon! The only thing that sucks is that now I have to wait again on a new track You win EVE imho. Currently Training: ePeen Compensation Rank (19)
Naervic Gallente Brotherhood of the Shadows Momentum Alliance	Posted - 2007.09.27 01:02:00 - [542] Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: Naervic Well after that brilliant reply by Curzon, any bets on how much longer he'll survive? See, now that's not nice. And get your mind out of the gutter. =p The favors I um...need....probably involve beer/booze/other + pizza, along with her influence over certain other developers. =p grins evilly I believe we all knew what you were implying. Besides Dodiez might not have enjoyed that final comment about being thrown to the pale game ner.... err... fine and respectable denizens that inhabit these forums.
Dodiez Gallente The Ninja Coalition	Posted - 2007.09.27 01:27:00 - [543] I think Curzon knows how hard it would be to find someone as awesome as me. Just saying. <--- I'm a ninja, I flip out and kiss people!
Majin82 Caldari g guild	Posted - 2007.09.27 05:14:00 - [544] Curzon Dax You are awesome! I love your songs and I agree with all your rants. ------------------------------------- The difference between a Pirate and an Anti-Pirate is that an Anti-Pirate fights ships fitted with guns! Passive Drake For The Win
Feng Schui Minmatar The Ninja Coalition	Posted - 2007.09.27 05:32:00 - [545] welcome to the darkside! Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Rauth Kivaro ([email protected]) The Beginning <-- crap quality, need to redo,
Vrizuh Eve Defence Force Praesidium Libertatis	Posted - 2007.09.27 08:13:00 - [546] Originally by: Dodiez I think Curzon knows how hard it would be to find someone as awesome as me. Just saying. No I'm pretty sure he wants to throw you to us/me. For booze and pizza. God, where did I leave that credit card?

CCP Eris Discordia	Posted - 2007.09.27 10:46:00 - [547] I would never be responsible for someone beign thrown to the forum hounds of hell and still face myself in the mirror. Curzon you are a cruel cruel person..and I'll just make the t shirt anywaaaay Pink Dread has been hijacked

Curzon Dax Black Scorpions	Posted - 2007.09.27 16:44:00 - [548] Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia I would never be responsible for someone beign thrown to the forum hounds of hell and still face myself in the mirror. Curzon you are a cruel cruel person..and I'll just make the t shirt anywaaaay I'd settle for you convincing the rest of the hoodies in your office to swing by and wave. =p Oveur granted me epic status long ago, but you're only the second. :( I have a couple of parodies in halfway stages of completion that rip on various things: Wrangler being drunk, Kieron in high heels, things like that - but I'm not sure how far I can take the humor before someone slams the brakes on - I already got hit once for releasing "Dax is Back," which made fun of another player.
dastommy79 Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2007.09.27 16:51:00 - [549] i cant get it to play, do i need to download a codec or something or is it up on you tube? I driks alots
Curzon Dax Black Scorpions	Posted - 2007.09.27 20:20:00 - [550] Yes!! YES!!! A new release, just 3 days after the last one! =)

Thanos Draicon	Posted - 2007.09.27 20:29:00 - [551] so much win.
Svender Atreides Gallente Klingon Liberation Front	Posted - 2007.09.27 21:18:00 - [552] Ever considered a Parody of geoff waynes war of the worlds ? couple of good songs begging for it really of that album forever autumn and thunder child just a thought and thnx for the new tunes lol
Rilder Caldari THC LTD Dogs of War.	Posted - 2007.09.27 23:27:00 - [553] Edited by: Rilder on 27/09/2007 23:30:29 Woot new releases. \o/ LOL @ Chribba Tribute. --
General StarScream Cybertronic Decepticons	Posted - 2007.09.28 03:47:00 - [554] snip You've beaten that to death by now. Stop stalking every thread Curzon posts in with the same accusations. -Rauth Kivaro([email protected])
Curzon Dax Black Scorpions	Posted - 2007.09.28 04:14:00 - [555] Could you also mod his other posts and his alt posts? He DOES stalk me through every thread, blackmails me in game about "give me ISK or I'll write bad stuff about you on the forums" and a lot more. Make him disappear. I'll send cookies!

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire	Posted - 2007.09.28 06:13:00 - [556] lolz I endorse the production of this CD in the EVE Store M.I.N.E.R. song ftw! Did you find Chribba's LoveCan ?

Curzon Dax Black Scorpions	Posted - 2007.09.29 17:17:00 - [557] Originally by: Chribba lolz I endorse the production of this CD in the EVE Store M.I.N.E.R. song ftw! Woot! I got Chribba love! =)
Morcam	Posted - 2007.09.30 17:02:00 - [558] Edited by: Morcam on 30/09/2007 17:02:19 So, seeing as eve files has been pwnt, is there somewhere else we can get these? I was just looking for the latest 2 songs.
Curzon Dax The Ninja Coalition	Posted - 2007.09.30 17:38:00 - [559] For the time being, this will work as new links for the two new ones: M.I.N.E.R Silver Death Bots
Morcam	Posted - 2007.09.30 18:05:00 - [560] Originally by: Curzon Dax For the time being, this will work as new links for the two new ones: M.I.N.E.R Silver Death Bots Thanks for the links.

Sleepkevert Paradox v2.0	Posted - 2007.10.01 08:05:00 - [561] Damn, awesomeness. Bump to the first page for great justice! Seriously, best eve related music, ever Sign my sig
Curzon Dax The Ninja Coalition	Posted - 2007.10.01 19:34:00 - [562] Alright, Eve-files is back up - download / listen away !!! Dodiez and I are in the middle of recording our new duet. =p
SgtDeaux	Posted - 2007.10.02 16:06:00 - [563] http://youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI&mode=related&search= We need this one something fierce curzon :)
Tsukiko Ishida Amarr Emanation Of Malevolent Outcries	Posted - 2007.10.02 17:06:00 - [564] You need to take Madonnas Virgin song and change it to poded for the very first time, put your corps next to mine....song FAILEDÖ
Curzon Dax The Ninja Coalition	Posted - 2007.10.02 17:23:00 - [565] Well, here's what you guys can do. From time to time, I host a contest called "Who Wants To Be A Billionaire" where I give away a billion ISK to someone. Episode 4 is all about writing lyrics to a song of your choosing and being funny. If you have an idea, take it there. :) You might win a billion ISK!
Sheriff Jones Amarr Please Enter Password	Posted - 2007.10.02 17:46:00 - [566] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 02/10/2007 17:46:39 Originally by: Curzon Dax Well, here's what you guys can do. From time to time, I host a contest called "Who Wants To Be A Billionaire" where I give away a billion ISK to someone. Episode 4 is all about writing lyrics to a song of your choosing and being funny. If you have an idea, take it there. :) You might win a billion ISK! I'd enter, but i don't like getting a billion isk for doing something i do anyway. I could ofcourse throw a couple of songs your way, just for the "epeen" extension of knowing i made a Curzon Dax song My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Naervic Gallente Brotherhood of the Shadows Momentum Alliance	Posted - 2007.10.10 22:29:00 - [567] A small bump in hopes that something good is coming soon. =P Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Valorem ([email protected])
Keldon Seranas	Posted - 2007.10.11 09:24:00 - [568] You sir, are an absolute genius!
Ludovigo	Posted - 2007.10.11 11:12:00 - [569] Hehe... This was pretty fun... If you're gonna make a song, do you need a ripped backtrack, or can you do that yourself?
Caimorel The Collective Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2007.10.11 12:12:00 - [570] This one made me lol some years ago ;) Linkage

Per Bastet Amarr B.O.O.M Socius Tutaminis Velox	Posted - 2007.10.11 14:22:00 - [571] Awesome Tune, More Props to Chribba
Yamichi Wiggin Caldari Rising Knights SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2007.10.16 21:23:00 - [572] Just found this thread. Have since almost been fired for falling out of my chair laughing at least twice. pure pwn+win. ------ Pain is weakness leaving the body. There is no love in fear
Lecram Xores FinFleet Band of Brothers	Posted - 2007.10.17 20:32:00 - [573] There are new songs? Where are them? Anyways good job man, really like your songs. I added them to my playlist at work :) What I would love to hear is a melody dedicated to huge battles lag. People standing for hours in front of their screens,some looking at a black screen during this time, loosing ships without knowing etc .. this is drama and it's real :), you can get tons of inspiration by looking at lag whine threads which follow a battle. I would love the listen to this melody while lagging like crazy,especially after playing for 3 hours and I didn't even shoot one missile. Bottom line, you got talent :) Keep us entertained.
Dirk Magnum Red Light Enterprises Eastern Star Federation	Posted - 2007.10.17 20:37:00 - [574] Oh wow. These songs are freakin great.
ImMeGaLoN Caldari Destructive Influence Band of Brothers	Posted - 2007.10.18 11:52:00 - [575] Lawl. Nice ones.

CCP Prism X	Posted - 2007.10.18 12:43:00 - [576] Argh! Such win on a full stomach! That was so nostalgic and so fresh at the same time. Dev hug for you both! ~ Prism X EvE Velociraptor Database Developer, Relocating your character to a cozy, giant secure container since 2006.


CCP Eris Discordia	Posted - 2007.10.18 14:05:00 - [577] I hope your going to fanfest Pink Dread has been hijacked


CCP Prism X	Posted - 2007.10.18 14:22:00 - [578] If you'd spend more time on the forums and less time working you'd have noticed a certain topic which sadly hints neither Curzon nor Dodiez will be showing their faces. Which is an epic fail of astronomical proportions! ~ Prism X EvE Velociraptor Database Developer, Relocating your character to a cozy, giant secure container since 2006.


CCP Eris Discordia	Posted - 2007.10.18 14:32:00 - [579] Pink Dread has been hijacked

Kiss TheBlade	Posted - 2007.10.18 17:01:00 - [580] i haven't laughed so hard for a long time kudos for bringing another dimension to eve :)

Curzon Dax Spaceship Holdings	Posted - 2007.10.19 05:15:00 - [581] I see moar devs. o.O New song! I'm sadly homeless, and due to leave my little one man corp here on account of finishing my latest POS deployment contract. I've decided to look for something stable and permanent, and applied to Reikoku. I've intentionally stayed out of 0.0 politics (except for laughing at everyone involved in it and making songs at their expense) for my entire Eve Career, so I don't have any BoB vouchers, so I'm trying to work around it with a song!
Micia Minmatar N.A.S.A. Skunk-Works	Posted - 2007.10.19 06:32:00 - [582] Awesome new track! I took a look at the title and thought it was going to be a Huey Lewis & the News parody (while downloading). Good call on the actual tune. _______ Originally by: WarKain Vitest Oh and there is currently a titan tring to kill me in M-OEE8. Help
Nexus Kinnon Synthetic Frontiers	Posted - 2007.10.19 07:48:00 - [583] Could someone mirror the newest song while eve-files is dead?
Alrione Amarr Black Lagoon Inc.	Posted - 2007.10.19 10:33:00 - [584] There you are http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XG2FIUAX -------------------------------- :-O Sig got nerfed. Remaking >.<

CCP Eris Discordia	Posted - 2007.10.19 10:40:00 - [585] Tears in my Eyes, it¦s heartbreaking! emo hugs? Pink Dread has been hijacked

Slinktress Gallente legion of qui Freelancer Alliance	Posted - 2007.10.19 12:19:00 - [586] Speaking of serenading BOB, I have sent you an important Eve Mail dear Grats on the album! You have added a new dimension of fun to EVE. Cheers \o/
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.10.20 00:09:00 - [587] Originally by: Alrione There you are http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XG2FIUAX I just went and peeked....Eve Files works for me, and has been since I uploaded it. Are folks having trouble connecting? I can upload it somewhere else.
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.10.20 05:32:00 - [588] If I make a song, will RKK let me join too? I go with Curzon! Now I need a new sig.... :(
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.10.20 23:41:00 - [589] Originally by: Dodiez If I make a song, will RKK let me join too? I go with Curzon! I dunno if mine is going to work yet. =p
Rilder Caldari THC LTD Dogs of War.	Posted - 2007.10.21 04:34:00 - [590] Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: Dodiez If I make a song, will RKK let me join too? I go with Curzon! I dunno if mine is going to work yet. =p I dunno if Dodiez sent in a few pics of herself she'd probably get payed a bil a month to be in BoB. Great song curzon. --

Kylegar Caldari Shadow Of The Light R i s e	Posted - 2007.10.21 05:43:00 - [591] I love you Curzon! Keep up the great music! -- Originally by: CCP Ginger No sex changes.
Naervic Gallente Brotherhood of the Shadows Momentum Alliance	Posted - 2007.10.31 00:43:00 - [592] So do we have anything new coming up soon? Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Valorem ([email protected])
Vantrix	Posted - 2007.10.31 01:39:00 - [593] "Silver Death Bots" *****ed me up.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.10.31 05:18:00 - [594] Ah, hello. Sort of slacking off. I have a new song written, have a backtrack for it, and Dodiez is going to sing it, we just haven't gotten motivated to actually make it happen. =(
Rilder Caldari THC LTD Dogs of War.	Posted - 2007.10.31 20:24:00 - [595] Originally by: Curzon Dax Ah, hello. Sort of slacking off. I have a new song written, have a backtrack for it, and Dodiez is going to sing it, we just haven't gotten motivated to actually make it happen. =( Dodiez could probably make motivate you by denying certain things. --
Del369 Caldari Office linebackers Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.11.06 19:25:00 - [596] Someone turned me on to "Eve is for boB" the other day, using Opera it opens previous tabs even after reboots (love that feature) so now when ever i start Opera I get "Eve is for BoB" to funny, great song, and "Curzon your a noob" Originally by: Saladin Edit: I never post disclaimers in any of my more contrversial posts because I think anyone who thinks I am speaking for anyone other than myself is a muppet anyways.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.11.09 00:56:00 - [597] Update for everyone at large: "I'm a Racketeer" is finished writing and Dodiez is practicing it. :) "Amarrian Pie" is written (compliments of Jon Hawkes) and is getting a bit of reworking / practicing. And hopefully one / both of them will get out to you guys pretty soon! We've just been a bit busy lately.
Tarminic Forsaken Resistance	Posted - 2007.11.09 00:59:00 - [598] Sweet! As a fellow producer of (air quotes) "content" I understand completely. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare
Pbs Pumpkin Scissors	Posted - 2007.11.11 00:20:00 - [599] Hello Curzon! Please, post here lyrics of your song. Unfortunately, I know English not so well as i wish, so i dont understand some part. I think, it will be interesting to all who does not know English.
Khirzan Wolfson The Taining corp Knights Of the Southerncross	Posted - 2007.11.14 06:57:00 - [600] OMG i just caught wind of this... First off: nice choice in name second OMG these songs ROCK....im up to rats got loot and DAMN you got a good choice of songs to use so far for parody use... -Khirzan Wolfson Co-Ceo,The Taining Corp -Corp Public Channel = The T Public -Alliance Public = kos-public

r0b0to NYIT Gangstaz	Posted - 2007.11.14 07:36:00 - [601] awesome awesome :D ----------- D:
Arandathalion Kraerre	Posted - 2007.11.14 09:49:00 - [602] Originally by: Del369 Someone turned me on to "Eve is for boB" the other day, using Opera it opens previous tabs even after reboots (love that feature) so now when ever i start Opera I get "Eve is for BoB" to funny, great song, and "Curzon your a noob" Ohemgee another Opera user! On an unrelated note that's more ontopic: Awesome. Pure Win.
Sevarus James Minmatar Meridian Dynamics FREGE Alliance	Posted - 2007.11.14 11:03:00 - [603] Jumping on the bandwagon a bit late. To Curzon and Dodiez... thankyou for making the last few hours of work so entertaining. Please keep it up. Eve is for Bob ==brilliant! Runaway Inflation a close second on the favorite meter. Bookmarking this thread. Again thanks! Ubuntu 3d Beryl-Linux Desktop+EVE
Lazuran Gallente Time And ISK Sink Corporation	Posted - 2007.11.14 12:11:00 - [604] Originally by: Curzon Dax Track 11: Eve is for BoB win. but tbh, you should play less and become rich, like weird al ... "...been designed for one purpose and one purpose only. Imagine a handful of repair drones pouring from the carebear's mouth. Now imagine they have um, nothing." -Unknown Hel redesigner (2007)
Brutus Rotter Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2007.11.14 12:13:00 - [605] Dax is Back indeed
Drake Dracoli Deviance Inc DeStInY.	Posted - 2007.11.15 03:44:00 - [606] "Dax is Back" is pretty violent. ------ \o/ Raise thy weapons on this day Ye shall not die alone Fight and die; let valkyries fly For they shall take thee home!
Aleria Angelis Spartan Industrial Manufacturing SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2007.11.23 19:59:00 - [607] lol I love "Noob, you'll have an Epeen soon" its so cute yet true. Also thats a pretty good voice you have there.
Per Bastet Amarr B.O.O.M Socius Tutaminis Velox	Posted - 2007.12.10 16:02:00 - [608] Bump because it's not in the First 10 pages.
Andargor theWise Collateral Damage Unlimited Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.12.10 16:23:00 - [609] I'm still waiting for "I fought in FAT, and the lag won" (to the air of "I fought the law"). - Stop the Feature Glut: Take the API to the Next Level
firefly5000 Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2007.12.12 00:13:00 - [610] Hi Curzon when is you next song going to come out bud

Edelhonk	Posted - 2007.12.13 16:47:00 - [611] i did was laughing tears while hearing the songs Great work and i hope for more songs
Loyal Servant Caldari Viper Intel Squad Pure.	Posted - 2007.12.15 03:39:00 - [612] OMG some of these were played on pure radio..... Very well done, laughed my ass off on some of them.
Berendas	Posted - 2007.12.15 05:03:00 - [613] EVE is for BoB was pure gold
Commodore Andrews Golden Goose Inc	Posted - 2007.12.20 19:44:00 - [614] Dax you are the man. I think i've listened to the Sabre A track liek 5 times lol... These tracks are win =] You still an active player? "Discussing moderation is a violation of the forum rules." <--- Ummmm I thought forums were BUILT for discussing?
SiJira	Posted - 2007.12.24 19:37:00 - [615] dax isnt a carebear Trashed sig, Shark was here
Taua Roqa Minmatar Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.12.24 19:42:00 - [616] OMG!!!!!!!!! so THAT is the sabre a song! OMFG...i am crying with laughing!******* awesome! -------------------------------------------- Threads are stacking-nerfed; the more posts you add the less effective those posts are. mooooooo.
ssbn732 Minmatar Zarithu Inc.	Posted - 2008.01.10 10:16:00 - [617] Alright, dax is back was OWNAGE! keep up the great songs dax, I'm trying to make a song called "Welcome to 0.0", I have to much spare time and dads recording equipment. ------------------------------------------- When the battles seem hopeless, thats when true heros shine, never fear death, embrace it and use it as power, to overcome your enemies.
Serdic The Blood Oath	Posted - 2008.01.11 07:51:00 - [618] Great work! Thanks for the laughs. End Transmission.
Per Bastet Amarr B.O.O.M Socius Tutaminis Velox	Posted - 2008.01.12 05:30:00 - [619] Bump again, Needs to be Stickied Really.
Naervic Gallente Brotherhood of the Shadows Momentum Alliance	Posted - 2008.01.14 03:12:00 - [620] So anyone know what happened to Curzon... Hasn't released anything in a very long while... Hmm.... Did his vocal cords get ripped out in a horrible accident involving a wet puddle, a blender, and mixed drinks? Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Valorem ([email protected])

MotherMoon Huang Yinglong FOUNDATI0N	Posted - 2008.01.14 03:33:00 - [621] Edited by: MotherMoon on 14/01/2008 03:33:41 "while my turret revolves it" ROFL Word to your CO pink supporter! Future art director at CCP! or texture guy, either or :P http://www.digipen.edu/main/Gallery_Games_2004#Narbacular_Drop Was in class with these folks :P
Tarminic Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand	Posted - 2008.01.14 04:30:00 - [622] Originally by: Naervic So anyone know what happened to Curzon... Hasn't released anything in a very long while... Hmm.... Did his vocal cords get ripped out in a horrible accident involving a wet puddle, a blender, and mixed drinks? I fear he may have left EVE...I sent him several song suggestions regarding the boot.ini phenomenon, complete with lyrics, and no response. That was about a month ago. Good songs, too! "We Stopped Loving Them Patch Day," "Blue Patch Day," and I don't have the lyrics saved anywhere. ---------------- Tarminic - 31 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.78.2
MotherMoon Huang Yinglong FOUNDATI0N	Posted - 2008.01.14 04:34:00 - [623] Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Naervic So anyone know what happened to Curzon... Hasn't released anything in a very long while... Hmm.... Did his vocal cords get ripped out in a horrible accident involving a wet puddle, a blender, and mixed drinks? I fear he may have left EVE...I sent him several song suggestions regarding the boot.ini phenomenon, complete with lyrics, and no response. That was about a month ago. Good songs, too! "We Stopped Loving Them Patch Day," "Blue Patch Day," and I don't have the lyrics saved anywhere. try singing them yourself! :D I mean if you can remember :P pink supporter! Future art director at CCP! or texture guy, either or :P http://www.digipen.edu/main/Gallery_Games_2004#Narbacular_Drop Was in class with these folks :P
Naervic Gallente Brotherhood of the Shadows Momentum Alliance	Posted - 2008.01.15 04:21:00 - [624] Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Naervic So anyone know what happened to Curzon... Hasn't released anything in a very long while... Hmm.... Did his vocal cords get ripped out in a horrible accident involving a wet puddle, a blender, and mixed drinks? I fear he may have left EVE...I sent him several song suggestions regarding the boot.ini phenomenon, complete with lyrics, and no response. That was about a month ago. Good songs, too! "We Stopped Loving Them Patch Day," "Blue Patch Day," and I don't have the lyrics saved anywhere. Say it isn't so!!! I checked his stats on Eve-search and his last post was a month ago, December 13th. I was secretly hoping he'd one day actually do my Barbie song parody. XD Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Valorem ([email protected])
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.01.16 18:14:00 - [625] Originally by: Naervic Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Naervic So anyone know what happened to Curzon... Hasn't released anything in a very long while... Hmm.... Did his vocal cords get ripped out in a horrible accident involving a wet puddle, a blender, and mixed drinks? I fear he may have left EVE...I sent him several song suggestions regarding the boot.ini phenomenon, complete with lyrics, and no response. That was about a month ago. Good songs, too! "We Stopped Loving Them Patch Day," "Blue Patch Day," and I don't have the lyrics saved anywhere. Say it isn't so!!! I checked his stats on Eve-search and his last post was a month ago, December 13th. I was secretly hoping he'd one day actually do my Barbie song parody. XD Erm...hi and stuff. :) Yes, I sort of left Eve. I've been logging in every now and then to change skills, but that's about it; I'm on the yearly subscription plan, so I've still got a lot of time left. Extended break? I think I'm waiting for CCP to do something to make Eve fun. Like...PvP on demand or something. Barbie Girl is done..well, the lyrics are written, Dodiez and I have practiced it, we just haven't recorded it. I actually got up the motivation to work with Amarrian Pie today, so we'll see what happens. :) I won't be gone forever. I've got like 60 million SP now, I've got to figure out something to do...
Svender Atreides Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2008.01.26 10:26:00 - [626] hOW ABOUT THE CURZON DAX CORPERATION OF THE CURZON DAX ALLIANCE AND EVE UNIVERSAL DOMINATION JUST A THOUGHT
Micia Minmatar Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.01.26 10:32:00 - [627] Originally by: Curzon Dax I actually got up the motivation to work with Amarrian Pie today, so we'll see what happens. :) Definitely wanna hear that one. Hope you find something enjoyable ingame again. _______ We are Ushra'Khan. We come for our people.
Naim Mee	Posted - 2008.02.11 18:41:00 - [628] Great stuff.
Rastmidav	Posted - 2008.03.02 14:14:00 - [629] hey Curzon, long time no see
ssbn732	Posted - 2008.03.14 04:30:00 - [630] I am starting to miss curzon, we might have to get a gank fleet to go find/kill him. "dax is back"/"Cause you got three dreads and a carrier, six battleships a tactor and an interdictor. Camping me cause ima billionare, my frigate looks scary you better beware." ...im not scared, lets get 3 dreads, a carrier, a tactor, 6 battleships and a interdictor, that will make him come back, hopefuly... sorry for bad spelling. ------------------------------------------- Those that dont think minmatar ships are flashy never looked down my cannon barrels shortly after me pushing this very big red button in my display. cop

John Wainwright Grave Diggers Hydra Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.18 23:16:00 - [631] I'm pretty sure that is tackler, not tactor, in the lyrics.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.04.16 00:38:00 - [632] Uh...howdy. :) Just realized my battleship championship thread in my signature got locked due to inactivity. Guess I better start playing Eve again. ><
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.04.23 00:42:00 - [633] Greetings everyone, and here's a new song for you! Take a listen and enjoy!
MotherMoon Huang Yinglong FOUNDATI0N	Posted - 2008.04.23 00:52:00 - [634] woah you still play! huzzah!
Gojyu Ever Flow	Posted - 2008.04.23 01:04:00 - [635] Originally by: Curzon Dax Greetings everyone, and here's a new song for you! Take a listen and enjoy! I gotta admit I'm not usually a fan, but this is great
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2008.04.23 01:13:00 - [636] Remember I'm just a noooooooooooob at singing!! Not professional! I tried really hard and Curzon whipped me like 13 times to get it right! I hope you enjoy. Now I need a new sig.... :(
An Anarchyyt Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.04.23 02:10:00 - [637] Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 23/04/2008 02:11:01 Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 23/04/2008 02:10:14 I think this song is just a bit late, I haven't even heard anything about them in months. And for that song, there's sooo much you could do with it. You should do Kryptonite next, I don't know why it popped in my head.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.04.23 03:04:00 - [638] Yeah...well, I haven't been around in months and months either, and all my material is kind of old. :(
Alekseyev Karrde Noir. Trinity Nova Alliance	Posted - 2008.04.23 05:05:00 - [639] 20, 22, and 23 are awaited anxiously. I love whats on the horizon Curzon! Zombie Apocalypse Guitar-Wielding Superteam
Robacz Essence Trade Essence Enterprises	Posted - 2008.04.23 10:26:00 - [640] LOL, very nice!

Eternal Hatred Amarr Pantsu Garu Limited Technologies	Posted - 2008.04.23 10:30:00 - [641] His alive! wb _________________ It's great being an Amarr, isn't it??? :(
Aclyn Seriy Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2008.04.23 11:09:00 - [642] CURZON RULES!!
Ethaet Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.04.23 11:22:00 - [643] LOL! Your new song is great!!!!! Seriously, we need some kind of separation between the post and signature.

CCP Prism X C C P	Posted - 2008.04.23 11:29:00 - [644] My name is Prism X and I approve of this message. More songs! MOAR SONGS! Seriously, I need a new ring tune. EVEOlogic has started to drive all my friends nuts.

Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.04.23 20:17:00 - [645] Happy to oblige Prism. :)
Hyperforce99 Gallente Infinite Covenant Black Star Alliance	Posted - 2008.04.23 20:58:00 - [646] shudders i'm sorry to say but I'm a rackateer made a shiver run down my spine, it just freaked me out! --------------------------------------------- Somewhere beyond happyness and sadness, I need to calculate what creates my own madness o/
RaTTuS BIG Soul of Fountain	Posted - 2008.04.23 21:14:00 - [647] Edited by: RaTTuS on 23/04/2008 21:14:32 classsic as always -- BIG Lottery, BIG Deal, InEve
An Anarchyyt Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.04.23 21:22:00 - [648] Originally by: Curzon Dax Yeah...well, I haven't been around in months and months either, and all my material is kind of old. :( In all fairness, nothing really interesting or important has happend. Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.04.23 23:36:00 - [649] Originally by: An Anarchyyt Originally by: Curzon Dax Yeah...well, I haven't been around in months and months either, and all my material is kind of old. :( In all fairness, nothing really interesting or important has happend. Well, the reason I said this is because my last iteration of "Who Wants To Be A Billionaire" paid out a billion ISK for someone writing a hilarious parody about how badly the Amarr are nerfed; it was next in the queue for production, and now Amarr have been fixed, no? I'm not sure if its still something I can sing or not.

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It's great being an Amarr, isn't it??? :(