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Curzon Dax
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.13 22:30:00 -
[1]
Eve-Online:
Its my pleasure to announce the on-going formulation of my first album, "Eve Parodies!" Most of the tracks haven't debuted on Eve Radio yet, and the continuation of Eve Idol II means that you can't hear the rest yet...but here's what's been on the radio!
Released:
Track 1: Sabre A Tribute Track 2: Romance in Eve
Unreleased:
Track 3: Battle of the ePeens Track 4: Lag of the Day Track 5: Dreaming of Eve-Online
In Production:
Track 6: ISK ISK Baby Track 7: Runaway Inflation Track 8: Contract Scammers Track 9: The BoB Polka
Like what you hear? March 20, 1600-2200 is Eve Idol II finals; visit Eve Radio to tune in, and join channel "Eve Radio."
Most of the songs here you will be able to deduce what they are a parody of by the name (IE, Lag of the Day is a spoof of "Hero of the Day" by Metallica)
Got a suggestion for a spoof song? All you need is an idea, a backtrack to the song you think it would go with, and a way to get it to me. If I can make it work, you get 50 million ISK. :)
Cheers!
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.13 22:50:00 -
[2]
Gonna check this one out, i'll come back later with my toughts :P
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Ikasu
Gallente The Durandal Organization
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Posted - 2007.03.13 22:51:00 -
[3]
DUDE, awesome! I bookmarked this thread. Sabre A Tribute was awesome
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.13 22:57:00 -
[4]
Allright, listened to both, their made out of win and god, bookmarked!
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Jansson
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Posted - 2007.03.13 23:02:00 -
[5]
Oh yeah. I heard Saber A on air before, and I was thinking to myself, "What the heck?", then I went listening to some doby tunes ;)
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Trypho
Minmatar Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.03.13 23:08:00 -
[6]
Release `ISK ISK Baby` allready!
Nice work 
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Asael
Caldari Nathlin Enterprises Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.13 23:58:00 -
[7]
Cant wait till Lag of the day  ______________________________
Nathlin Enterprises Inc. CEO -Everto es hic servo Mihi |

Varriq
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Posted - 2007.03.14 00:10:00 -
[8]
Edited by: Varriq on 14/03/2007 00:07:36 I've never really listened to EVE Radio, but I sure as hell will now! That Sabre A Tribute was great! You really put alot of thought into those lyrics, eh? 
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DrAtomic
Atomic Heroes The OSS
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Posted - 2007.03.14 00:30:00 -
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Originally by: Varriq Edited by: Varriq on 14/03/2007 00:07:36 I've never really listened to EVE Radio, but I sure as hell will now! That Sabre A Tribute was great! You really put alot of thought into those lyrics, eh? 
EvE Radio is the devil it makes you wanna mine just so you can listen hehehe :)
->>> http://www.eve-radio.com ----------------------------------------------- My Top 10 List |

General Apocalypse
Amarr The Merchant Marines Miners With Attitude
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Posted - 2007.03.14 00:34:00 -
[10]
Nice songs .
*One E-Peen to rule them all*  
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Curzon Dax
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.14 00:40:00 -
[11]
Glad you like my stuff. :) The two linked here already went through Eve-Radio, although "Romance in Eve" is getting seriously reworked simply due to the fact that it sounds like butt.
Next week Tuesday (20 March) is Eve Idol finals -- I'm not sure which of the other tracks to present for finals, I'm sitting here writing, singing, and pondering. *laughing*
I can't rap, which makes the parody of "Ice Ice Baby" all the funnier to the folks who have heard my trying out lyrics on Skype, so I'm tempted to go there...but "The BoB Polka" is a remake of "Mack the Knife" but for BoB -- I've always liked that song a lot, so I'm tempted to go there....etc. So many choices!
They'll get linked up here once Eve Idol is over; but I don't want to post any original content in case it gets used on the air -- don't want it to be stale. *bows humbly to DJ FunkyBacon for the advice*
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DrAtomic
Atomic Heroes The OSS
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Posted - 2007.03.14 00:51:00 -
[12]
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=490294 ----------------------------------------------- My Top 10 List |

Dodiez
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Posted - 2007.03.14 03:49:00 -
[13]
Curzon, one of your new ones better be dedicated to me.
<3

There's a *rolls eyes* emoticon for you, noobcakes
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Aruik
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Posted - 2007.03.14 14:12:00 -
[14]
Those are both going onto my iPod. Awesome man.
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.14 14:14:00 -
[15]
Oh man, SO going to check these out later when I'm done work. :)
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Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2007.03.14 15:13:00 -
[16]
Holy crap! That's good stuff!
Palmala Handerson
classic  ------------------- Say What? |

Cat Gotyourtongue
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Posted - 2007.03.15 02:51:00 -
[17]
Hilarious. 
Good luck on Eve Idol!
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Curzon Dax
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.15 04:09:00 -
[18]
/me ponders doing a parody of Tunak Tunak Tun.
It *IS* the best song ever. *laughing*
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Decrepus
Raiders of the Lost Cans
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Posted - 2007.03.15 04:29:00 -
[19]
I couldn't get the first one to work so I can only comment on second.
I really do enjoy that it was actualy performed, rather than just posted lyrics like most do. But nothing rhymes and you always seem off beat?
Enjoyed it though ;-D
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Sabre A
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.15 04:31:00 -
[20]
Its MY SONG!!! lol
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Curzon Dax
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.15 04:32:00 -
[21]
*laughing* Nothing in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" rhymes. Sorry about the first one - its hosted at eve-files and seems to work for everyone else. Sorry if you think I'm off-beat - I'm an Eve Player, not a contracted musician. =)
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Mr Mozzie
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.15 06:14:00 -
[22]
Nice Curzon 
Keep up the good work mate 
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JamesTalon
Caldari Electric Fury Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.15 07:16:00 -
[23]
"Just an alcohol free saugage party like World of Warcraft but worse"
Greatest lyric ever 
Originally by: kieron
EA was able to trademark the use of a barrel roll in a MMOG as an emote
Originally by: Anatolius
EVE should trademark 'pew pew pew' and then sue games that use lasers.
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Curzon Dax
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.20 02:52:00 -
[24]
ISK ISK Baby added!
Enjoy the white man rapping!
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.20 02:59:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Curzon Dax ISK ISK Baby added!
Enjoy the white man rapping!
It's fkn awsome 
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djCobra
Eve Radio Corporation
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:15:00 -
[26]
hehe good stuff ..
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Mr Vapor
Minmatar Stormriders Fimbulwinter
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:23:00 -
[27]
Dax, I love you and want to have your babies.
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Sinri
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Posted - 2007.03.20 06:49:00 -
[28]
w00t! This stuffz the bizzomb! *BUMP*
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JamesTalon
Caldari Electric Fury Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.20 08:08:00 -
[29]
The legacy of Dax lives on well Can't wait for the Runaway song. I've got a couple songs named runaway in my head, one from Linkin Park, and one sounds like Aerosmith...
Originally by: kieron
EA was able to trademark the use of a barrel roll in a MMOG as an emote
Originally by: Anatolius
EVE should trademark 'pew pew pew' and then sue games that use lasers.
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EntroX
Caldari El Fugel Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.20 09:26:00 -
[30]
posting in an epic thread.
sweet work mate, keep it up.
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Leonidas Rex
Amarr Dark Excession The Cartel.
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Posted - 2007.03.20 10:17:00 -
[31]
Dude
DUDE!
DUUDE... thats really awsome, so awsome I had to say Dude thrice!
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Na'Thuul
Caldari Suffoco Noctis Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2007.03.20 11:37:00 -
[32]
l0llerskatez & roflocopterz  ---
[08:41:12] Nebulai > unless your offering me cheap pills, I don't see it
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Sheriff Jones
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Posted - 2007.03.20 11:57:00 -
[33]
I'm just gonna post it here for everyone to sing along! 
Listen to this while singing!
Piloting a hurricane, here in, EVE-world. Corp wars, lasers, nanophoons - it's a, blop blur. You might end in misery, or escape piracy!
EVE Tales, Oo-oo! Carebears mining, pirates daring, EVE-tales, oo-oo! Tales of griefing-do, bad and good luck tales.
D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a pirate out to find you! What to do? Just grab on to some large rails, oo-oo!
Carebears mining, pirates daring, EVE-tales, oo-oo! Tales of griefing-do, bad and good luck tales. No teenage whines, when downtime fails that's EVE Tales, oo-oo!
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Daelin Blackleaf
No Joy Corp Pride - Honor - Duty
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Posted - 2007.03.20 12:30:00 -
[34]
The people....
...they demand MORE!
Excellent work on the lyrics I especially enjoyed EVE Romance.
Egina is my new word of the week 
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Daelin Blackleaf
No Joy Corp Pride - Honor - Duty
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Posted - 2007.03.20 12:30:00 -
[35]
The people....
...they demand MORE!
Excellent work on the lyrics I especially enjoyed EVE Romance.
Egina is my new word of the week 
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Alannis
Gallente Fusion Enterprises Ltd The Fifth Race
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Posted - 2007.03.20 12:38:00 -
[36]
Isk Isk baby is easily the best! You rap better than you sing mate :) Kick ass lyrics too.
Lyrics in Tribute are awesome as well.
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Alannis
Gallente Fusion Enterprises Ltd The Fifth Race
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Posted - 2007.03.20 12:38:00 -
[37]
Isk Isk baby is easily the best! You rap better than you sing mate :) Kick ass lyrics too.
Lyrics in Tribute are awesome as well.
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BLAIYNE
Old Farts Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.03.20 12:56:00 -
[38]
Effing brilliant! Absolutely effing brilliant!
Even my alts like em (and they're notoriously hard to please).
Keep 'em coming!
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Joebarchuck
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Posted - 2007.03.20 13:23:00 -
[39]
The first two are kind of amateur but honestly the ISK ISK Baby is just GREAT...
GOOD JOB, continue, we will be waiting for the others.
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Joebarchuck
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Posted - 2007.03.20 13:23:00 -
[40]
The first two are kind of amateur but honestly the ISK ISK Baby is just GREAT...
GOOD JOB, continue, we will be waiting for the others.
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Kane LeBaiton
Gallente Order of the Red Dragon
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Posted - 2007.03.20 13:48:00 -
[41]
Quote: Got a suggestion for a spoof song? All you need is an idea, a backtrack to the song you think it would go with, and a way to get it to me. If I can make it work, you get 50 million ISK. :)
I wrote spoof lyrics on a song, I think I saw you on the Eve Radio channel yesterday evening, but I hadn't finished the lyrics up until now...
How do I get in contact with you? Evemail you? Going off to work a night shift now, not able to post from work, meh :)
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Kane LeBaiton
Gallente Order of the Red Dragon
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Posted - 2007.03.20 13:48:00 -
[42]
Quote: Got a suggestion for a spoof song? All you need is an idea, a backtrack to the song you think it would go with, and a way to get it to me. If I can make it work, you get 50 million ISK. :)
I wrote spoof lyrics on a song, I think I saw you on the Eve Radio channel yesterday evening, but I hadn't finished the lyrics up until now...
How do I get in contact with you? Evemail you? Going off to work a night shift now, not able to post from work, meh :)
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Curzon Dax
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.20 15:56:00 -
[43]
Thanks for all the support.
1. I am not singing Ducktales.
2. Runaway Inflation is a parody of "Runaway Train" by Soul Asylum.
3. For all of you who think I rap better than I sing: I'm working on another one based on "Without Me" by Eminem. 3a. I just learned how to splice tracks yesterday. That means I don't need to get a single good runthrough to do a song. I'll be able to do it in parts now *cheers* I might go back and fix those (along with some of my other stuff that I haven't released yet)
4. You can get ahold of me with an EVEmail.
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swoj
The New Order. United Connection's
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Posted - 2007.03.20 16:15:00 -
[44]
Not sure if has been done before, or if one of my corp mates said it as a joke, but "Dude (Your Alt Looks Like A Lady)" could make for a good parody.
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Rico Naginata
Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.20 16:36:00 -
[45]
ROFL @ ISK ISK baby
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Rico Naginata
Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.20 16:36:00 -
[46]
ROFL @ ISK ISK baby
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Rico Naginata
Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.20 16:36:00 -
[47]
ROFL @ ISK ISK baby
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Rico Naginata
Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.20 16:36:00 -
[48]
ROFL @ ISK ISK baby
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5n4keyes
Caldari Sacred Templars DeStInY.
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Posted - 2007.03.20 16:50:00 -
[49]
Wow!! Isk Isk Baby!
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5n4keyes
Caldari Sacred Templars DeStInY.
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Posted - 2007.03.20 16:50:00 -
[50]
Wow!! Isk Isk Baby!
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5n4keyes
Caldari Sacred Templars DeStInY.
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Posted - 2007.03.20 16:50:00 -
[51]
Wow!! Isk Isk Baby!
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5n4keyes
Caldari Sacred Templars DeStInY.
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Posted - 2007.03.20 16:50:00 -
[52]
Wow!! Isk Isk Baby!
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Revolution Rising
Minmatar Venture Research and Resources
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Posted - 2007.03.20 17:42:00 -
[53]
I feel sorry for Sabre A :)
but... lol...
RR CEO Venture Research and Resources. VRR Homepage |

Revolution Rising
Minmatar Venture Research and Resources
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Posted - 2007.03.20 17:42:00 -
[54]
I feel sorry for Sabre A :)
but... lol...
RR CEO Venture Research and Resources. VRR Homepage |

Revolution Rising
Minmatar Venture Research and Resources
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Posted - 2007.03.20 17:42:00 -
[55]
I feel sorry for Sabre A :)
but... lol...
RR CEO Venture Research and Resources. VRR Homepage |

Curzon Dax
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.20 18:33:00 -
[56]
Updated with new songs!
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Curzon Dax
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.20 18:33:00 -
[57]
Updated with new songs!
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pigofparadise
Minmatar S-44 Tre Kroner
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Posted - 2007.03.20 18:35:00 -
[58]
ISK ISK baby is the best **** ive heard in a long time :)
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pigofparadise
Minmatar S-44 Tre Kroner
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Posted - 2007.03.20 18:35:00 -
[59]
ISK ISK baby is the best **** ive heard in a long time :)
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Junichiro Koizumi
Minmatar Secret Agent Clan
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Posted - 2007.03.20 20:45:00 -
[60]
Hah, completely awesome!
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Curzon Dax
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.20 22:17:00 -
[61]
Thanks. :)
Eve Idol is over, I didn't win. Grrr!
But my stuff will be around - I'll get the rest of the stuff out soon; now that I can splice tracks I need to rework some of the stuff I already did.
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DJ FunkyBacon
Eve Radio Corporation
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Posted - 2007.03.20 22:22:00 -
[62]
Great music mate! I certainly endorse your work. 
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Bavinok
radiated space gerbils
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Posted - 2007.03.21 02:54:00 -
[63]
Edited by: Bavinok on 21/03/2007 02:53:41 i get a 404 on track 4 found it doing a search link looks the same as the page dunno why it did it.
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Kodiak31415
An Eye For An Eye Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.03.21 03:11:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Bavinok Edited by: Bavinok on 21/03/2007 02:53:41 i get a 404 on track 4
Ditto...
But OMFG are the other 3 funny....I almost hurt myself laughing. _______________________________ Idea stolen from DS:
Pleese exucse any seplling erroos in this psot |

Curzon Dax
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.21 03:17:00 -
[65]
I tried 12 ways from Sunday to get #4 to link properly and couldn't....if anyone can make it work right, lemme know. It always ends up at a 404.
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Zhao Li
Floor 42 Enterprises NxT LeveL
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Posted - 2007.03.21 05:08:00 -
[66]
Positively Brilliant.
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ScrambledEgg Zone
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Posted - 2007.03.21 05:13:00 -
[67]
good god lolirl!
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Sinri
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Posted - 2007.03.21 06:39:00 -
[68]
OMG! I'm so angry right now! Curzon Dax is the true EVE Idol! I accept no other!!! It was rigged I say! RIGGED!!!
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Leonidas Rex
Amarr Dark Excession The Cartel.
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Posted - 2007.03.21 12:19:00 -
[69]
OMG The competition was sooo rigged man!!
I made like 50 phonecalls but couldnt get through!11(one)
and yet they charged me for the calls :(
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F Apparition
Minmatar Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:16:00 -
[70]
Bump for great justice.  Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed dimensions of 400x120 pixels -Elmo Pug ([email protected]) |
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DJ FunkyBacon
Eve Radio Corporation
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:16:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Leonidas Rex OMG The competition was sooo rigged man!!
I made like 50 phonecalls but couldnt get through!11(one)
and yet they charged me for the calls :(
That's because you were supposed to text your vote. The phone company makes more money that way.
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jam6549
Amarr Iron Hammer Academy
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Posted - 2007.03.21 17:00:00 -
[72]
awesome dude. how comes when i go on eve radio, these are never on??? blah blah |

General Apocalypse
Amarr The Merchant Marines Miners With Attitude
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Posted - 2007.03.21 17:40:00 -
[73]
Nice new songs . 
To bad Isk Isk baby isn't as good as we expected 
Originally by: Verone
The day I go Anti-Pirate is the day satan shall be ice skating to work.
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RaWBLooD
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Posted - 2007.03.21 18:42:00 -
[74]
I like isk isk baby
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.21 18:59:00 -
[75]
Originally by: DJ FunkyBacon
Originally by: Leonidas Rex OMG The competition was sooo rigged man!!
I made like 50 phonecalls but couldnt get through!11(one)
and yet they charged me for the calls :(
That's because you were supposed to text your vote. The phone company makes more money that way.
*laughing* The contest wasn't rigged. It was very poorly designed. Instead of having an "Eve Idol" contest, the DJs could just as well have said on the air "Whoever can get the most people to send me an EVEmail in the next 5 minutes gets 1 bilion ISK." That's what happened for EVE Idol; talent was unrelated to the contest - the winner got all his corp to vote for him; when the results were announced the Eve Radio channel rioted because no one actually listening to Eve Radio voted for him, and to be honest...his act was terrible. In fact, I auditioned for Eve Idol in the first place on the strength of having heard his "Eve Idol winning entry" from last year and thought to myself, "Wow...easy money coming my way."
*AHEM* WHATEVER NOW. Enjoy my music, I've reworked some of it, just heard the most AWESOME AMAZING track ever called "Technologic" by Daft Punk, and an Eve-Online version of it is on the way as soon as I can get a backtrack for it. In fact, if anyone can find a backtrack of Technologic without words in it, I have ISK for you. Lotsa ISK. Well, relatively speaking.
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Chik26
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Posted - 2007.03.22 00:38:00 -
[76]
Edited by: Chik26 on 22/03/2007 00:36:50 Well Done
Great Turns
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Acacia Incana
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Posted - 2007.03.22 00:39:00 -
[77]
Thanks Dax for the awesome turns m8.
We have added them to our Music List, we sing alone to them too. 
Well done. Excellent Job
Ps. Could you please edit Sabre A song 'Acacia' is a Chick m8
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DJ FunkyBacon
Eve Radio Corporation
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Posted - 2007.03.22 01:14:00 -
[78]
Originally by: jam6549 awesome dude. how comes when i go on eve radio, these are never on???
This is because you're not listening to the right shows. 
Yes, and as to the system being flawed, I think you will recall even we were shocked by the winner. As with anything though you learn from mistakes. In the original Eve-Idol the problem we had was people trying to vote multiple times to stack votes in someone's favor. We got through it, and the end result was close, we as judges also had a small say in who ended up winning. This time around, one of the finalists was in the same Corp as 2 of our mains, and a 3rd judge was in the same alliance. We did not feel it was fair to have a hand in picking the winners, nor did we want for people to even think we might have played favorites if our corp/alliancemate ended up winning anything (as things stood he didn't end up winning anything) so we left it to listener voting... sadly the system did not take into account someone having a ton of friends to pad their votes... and this time around since we didn't have a rule against that, he did technically win, even though his performance really ranked a 4th place at best.
I can guarantee when Eve Idol 3 comes around this fall, padding votes with friends will not be an issue... and after Torrent nearly ripped his chest from his ribcage in that duct tape stunt I'm thinking we'll probably ban webcam stunts as well.
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Pwn4ge P4nts
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.22 08:18:00 -
[79]
You do a pretty good job at sounding like the crash test dummies vocalist on Battle of the ePeens. Not easy to sing(moan?) like that.
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.22 09:42:00 -
[80]
I've got an idea for you:
Ganker's Paradise
I'll be able to link you to the backtrack within a day.
----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows.
Fixed it. Happy?  Quite . -HornFrog |
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Imperius Blackheart
Caldari Trinity Nova
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Posted - 2007.03.22 11:40:00 -
[81]
Brilliant, top work mate.
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Mutlu Palutli
Asur Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2007.03.22 19:05:00 -
[82]
YOU, Sir, just saved my day lol \o/
Battle of the epeens = <3
  
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Crovan
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.22 19:06:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: DJ FunkyBacon
Originally by: Leonidas Rex OMG The competition was sooo rigged man!!
I made like 50 phonecalls but couldnt get through!11(one)
and yet they charged me for the calls :(
That's because you were supposed to text your vote. The phone company makes more money that way.
*laughing* The contest wasn't rigged. It was very poorly designed. Instead of having an "Eve Idol" contest, the DJs could just as well have said on the air "Whoever can get the most people to send me an EVEmail in the next 5 minutes gets 1 bilion ISK." That's what happened for EVE Idol; talent was unrelated to the contest - the winner got all his corp to vote for him; when the results were announced the Eve Radio channel rioted because no one actually listening to Eve Radio voted for him, and to be honest...his act was terrible. In fact, I auditioned for Eve Idol in the first place on the strength of having heard his "Eve Idol winning entry" from last year and thought to myself, "Wow...easy money coming my way."
Oh how bitter a loser we are, Curzon. I was perfectly happy to keep it civil when your childish whining was limited to eve-mail, but then you bring it to EVE-O.
I think it's wonderful how you feel you can freely drag other people through the mud. Quit your childish whining. At the time of the contest, you were in a corp of over 1100 people. I simply told my alliance-mates that I'd be on EVE Radio for the competition, and that they should listen in. You make this sound like some evil master plan to usurp your rightful place as the EVE Idol winner, but it's just not the case, and you're making some rather sweeping assumptions. Nobody from the EVE Radio channel voted for me? There were more than 350 people in that channel when my voting came up. My first EVE Idol entry actually brought new listeners from MC to EVE Radio, and I wouldn't be surprised if this one did, too, provided your petulance hasn't turned them off.
As for slagging the quality of this entry, I freely admit that it wasn't my best work. This time, I think my semifinals entry was my best. Another fact you conveniently ignore is that, in order to get to the finals, I had to be passed forward by the judges not once, but twice, so get off your high horse.
Last week I made a thread in this very forum with my semifinals entry (Baby Got Loot), which received all sorts of praise during and after the contest. I specifically invited you, in that thread, to add your work, which I quite enjoy, to it, but instead you start your own thread, and go on a spree of self-aggrandizement at my expense.
You've challenged me to a 1v1, stating that you'd rather settle it in space, but the simple fact is that I don't take 1v1 offers.
Get over yourself. Your music is good, and clever, but this slanderous crap is just making me lose even more respect for you. STFU.
xoxo
Crovan
Originally by: Major Stormer
Quote: What should the MC do?
Make things explode.
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.22 21:23:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Crovan
Originally by: Curzon Dax
*laughing* The contest wasn't rigged. It was very poorly designed. Instead of having an "Eve Idol" contest, the DJs could just as well have said on the air "Whoever can get the most people to send me an EVEmail in the next 5 minutes gets 1 bilion ISK." That's what happened for EVE Idol; talent was unrelated to the contest - the winner got all his corp to vote for him; when the results were announced the Eve Radio channel rioted because no one actually listening to Eve Radio voted for him, and to be honest...his act was terrible. In fact, I auditioned for Eve Idol in the first place on the strength of having heard his "Eve Idol winning entry" from last year and thought to myself, "Wow...easy money coming my way."
Oh how bitter a loser we are, Curzon. I was perfectly happy to keep it civil when your childish whining was limited to eve-mail, but then you bring it to EVE-O.
I think it's wonderful how you feel you can freely drag other people through the mud. Quit your childish whining. At the time of the contest, you were in a corp of over 1100 people. I simply told my alliance-mates that I'd be on EVE Radio for the competition, and that they should listen in. You make this sound like some evil master plan to usurp your rightful place as the EVE Idol winner, but it's just not the case, and you're making some rather sweeping assumptions. Nobody from the EVE Radio channel voted for me? There were more than 350 people in that channel when my voting came up. My first EVE Idol entry actually brought new listeners from MC to EVE Radio, and I wouldn't be surprised if this one did, too, provided your petulance hasn't turned them off.
As for slagging the quality of this entry, I freely admit that it wasn't my best work. This time, I think my semifinals entry was my best. Another fact you conveniently ignore is that, in order to get to the finals, I had to be passed forward by the judges not once, but twice, so get off your high horse.
Last week I made a thread in this very forum with my semifinals entry (Baby Got Loot), which received all sorts of praise during and after the contest. I specifically invited you, in that thread, to add your work, which I quite enjoy, to it, but instead you start your own thread, and go on a spree of self-aggrandizement at my expense.
You've challenged me to a 1v1, stating that you'd rather settle it in space, but the simple fact is that I don't take 1v1 offers.
Get over yourself. Your music is good, and clever, but this slanderous crap is just making me lose even more respect for you. STFU.
xoxo
Crovan
This is the kind of stuff they show on TV. Except normally it's two *****y girls fighting.
I don't honestly care who is right in this. I haven't heard Crovan's singing, someone link me, but I have heard Curzon's and as a singer myself I can provide the following review:
Your pitch is excellent. I hesitate to say "nearly perfect" because I am not that familiar with the songs, but you didn't ever seem to have any issues with the notes.
Your timing seems a bit off, usually a half of a beat or less, but distracting regardless.
Your intonation is okay, but it does bother me a bit. I can never quite nail what someone's doing to make their intonation sound better or worse, but it doesn't sound as clean as it should, methinks.
Keep in mind of course that I'm not claiming superiority in any such category. You definitely have me on pitch, which is the most important (and most obvious/easiest part for non-enthusiasts to understand) but I consider myself to have excellent timing and good intonation on everything but my high notes.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.22 21:54:00 -
[85]
Edited by: Curzon Dax on 22/03/2007 21:53:01
New track released. :)
*EDIT* New track released, and I didn't eve see Crovan's post until after I posted the song. How IRONIC, its about YOU! Sorry I didn't see your thread, I don't forum troll much - besides, I deserve my own thread. :)
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Dodiez
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Posted - 2007.03.22 22:05:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Crovan
You've challenged me to a 1v1, stating that you'd rather settle it in space, but the simple fact is that I don't take 1v1 offers.
xoxo
Crovan
Crovan doesn't DO 1v1. What a *****. 
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.22 23:59:00 -
[87]
Edited by: Jex Jast on 23/03/2007 00:05:05 If this one turns out to be as entertaining as your others I think I'm putting you on my iPod.
Update: I ****in love this. This one (Dax is back) was fantastic. Be proud you're going on my iPod NOW. I don't know how else to say it, this is friggin great! I mean, the non-rap parts didn't sound too good, but the rap more than made up for it...if I had any less control I would have screamed "**** yeah!" about fifteen times during your newest song.
If you can sing in falsetto, though, I would like to hear a MJ cover, I feel like it'd be amazing.
Will someone please link me to a song or two by this Corven guy who won last time? I want to hear if he's even close to Dax...
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Crovan
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.23 00:22:00 -
[88]
Edited by: Crovan on 23/03/2007 00:22:46
Originally by: Jex Jast
Will someone please link me to a song or two by this Corven guy who won last time? I want to hear if he's even close to Dax...
Edit: Changed the link because I forget EVE-O doesn't automatically recognize URLs.
Baby Got Loot
Name of the link kindof explains it.
That's cute, CD. Always good to have fans.
Originally by: Major Stormer
Quote: What should the MC do?
Make things explode.
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.23 00:33:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Crovan
That's cute, CD. Always good to have fans.
Well we're about to see whether I stay his fan...it's all about how YOU do in the song I'm currently downloading.
I'm assuming it's a rap, a parody of Baby Got Back. Do you have any...musical songs...with notes? For two reasons:
1) Rap is great, and takes a lot of skill, but I want to hear you SING! 2) You'll be hard put to match up to Curzon's raps in cleverness.
----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows.
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Hannobaal
Gallente Igneus Auctorita Free Trade Zone.
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Posted - 2007.03.23 00:38:00 -
[90]
You're both good!
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.23 00:41:00 -
[91]
I gotta agree, as far as your rapping skills go you're right up there with Dax. I have to be honest, the lyrics were quite clever but not enough to elevate you above him.
Now I need to hear you sing.
By the way, where can I find info about Eve Idol? I doubt I'll actually do it but I'm interested to check it out...
----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows.
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Sheriff Jones
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Posted - 2007.03.23 00:44:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Curzon Dax 1. I am not singing Ducktales.
For this quote alone, writing that lil tune was worth every aching fingertap 
Originally by: Curzon Dax 1. I am not singing Ducktales.
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Vrizuh
Eve Defence Force Pure.
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Posted - 2007.03.23 00:50:00 -
[93]
Neat thread content. Pity about the hate.
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Tractormech
Caldari Fortune's Fools
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Posted - 2007.03.23 00:53:00 -
[94]
Edited by: Tractormech on 23/03/2007 00:51:22 Curzon and Crovan are both good. Yet Crovan picked about the easiest song to parody in history, while Curzon's songs take a lot more skill. That and Curzon's songs are funny, which is the main point of a parody.
These songs are awesome keep them coming.
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.23 01:10:00 -
[95]
Curzon, I've sent you an Eve-mail with a suggestion for ya. 
----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows.
Fixed it. Happy?  Quite . -HornFrog |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.23 01:14:00 -
[96]
I've taken the liberty of posting Crovan's EVE IDOL winning entry on the first page if you'd like to hear what his singing sounds like.
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.23 01:28:00 -
[97]
Originally by: Curzon Dax I've taken the liberty of posting Crovan's EVE IDOL winning entry on the first page if you'd like to hear what his singing sounds like.
It's funny but I'll be honest, Dax you've got much better pitch than Crovan.
Intonation is fine. Timing is fine. But the most important part, pitch, is not up to scratch. Also, your slides from one note to another are rough. I see room for improvement, there is however potential for that improvement too.
Practice up, join a choir, you'll learn a hell of a lot. I have. It's amazing to learn what information you didn't know existed.
----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows.
Fixed it. Happy?  Quite . -HornFrog |

Padaxes
Minmatar Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.03.23 01:31:00 -
[98]
Genius
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Crovan
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.23 01:38:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
A lot of people were wondering what Crovan's music sounded like: This is it. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what won EVE IDOL this year.
lol
This is just killing you, isn't it? I mean, I'm expecting the, "I don't really care about you" or w/e response, but you've now dragged me through the mud on the forums and even made an Eminem knockoff about me. If I didn't know better I'd think you had a crush on me, my Star Trek name stealing friend ;).
I freely admitted that my finals song wasn't my best. If you're going to put my stuff up, at least be a bit more of an adult and post the one that I actually think is pretty decent. Otherwise, you're simply cementing your childish antics.
Sorry to the readers that I didn't get my other mp3 up quickly, but was doing some stuff in-game.
Originally by: Major Stormer
Quote: What should the MC do?
Make things explode.
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VinceNoir
Amarr Pyrrhus Sicarii
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Posted - 2007.03.23 01:42:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Curzon Dax *laughing* The contest wasn't rigged. It was very poorly designed. Instead of having an "Eve Idol" contest, the DJs could just as well have said on the air "Whoever can get the most people to send me an EVEmail in the next 5 minutes gets 1 bilion ISK." That's what happened for EVE Idol; talent was unrelated to the contest - the winner got all his corp to vote for him; when the results were announced the Eve Radio channel rioted because no one actually listening to Eve Radio voted for him, and to be honest...his act was terrible. In fact, I auditioned for Eve Idol in the first place on the strength of having heard his "Eve Idol winning entry" from last year and thought to myself, "Wow...easy money coming my way."
*AHEM* WHATEVER NOW. Enjoy my music, I've reworked some of it, just heard the most AWESOME AMAZING track ever called "Technologic" by Daft Punk, and an Eve-Online version of it is on the way as soon as I can get a backtrack for it. In fact, if anyone can find a backtrack of Technologic without words in it, I have ISK for you. Lotsa ISK. Well, relatively speaking.
You really need to be quiet. Your talent is being overshadowed by your sulking and crying. No one likes a sore loser and crying about the contest on Eve-o definitely isn't the way to go. Nor is making attacks on the winners performance because you feel like you should have won. There is no right and wrong when it comes to the arts and just because you think your performance was better does not mean this view is shared by everyone else.
How about you try again next time more determined and just be gracious in defeat rather than acting like a***** in front of the eve public. Continuing to act like this is only going to make your fanbase dwindle. I'm dissapointed you'd be this lame.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.23 01:51:00 -
[101]
Originally by: VinceNoir
You really need to be quiet. Your talent is being overshadowed by your sulking and crying. No one likes a sore loser and crying about the contest on Eve-o definitely isn't the way to go. Nor is making attacks on the winners performance because you feel like you should have won. There is no right and wrong when it comes to the arts and just because you think your performance was better does not mean this view is shared by everyone else.
How about you try again next time more determined and just be gracious in defeat rather than acting like a***** in front of the eve public. Continuing to act like this is only going to make your fanbase dwindle. I'm dissapointed you'd be this lame.
Hey dude...newsflash for ya. :)
I do this for fun and because I like to. If you want to call "Dax is Back" sulking and crying, that's your call. It was fun to write, fun to make, I get laughs out of listening to it, and so do my friends. You can enjoy it or not; I make my music because I want to.
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VinceNoir
Amarr Pyrrhus Sicarii
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Posted - 2007.03.23 01:52:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: VinceNoir
You really need to be quiet. Your talent is being overshadowed by your sulking and crying. No one likes a sore loser and crying about the contest on Eve-o definitely isn't the way to go. Nor is making attacks on the winners performance because you feel like you should have won. There is no right and wrong when it comes to the arts and just because you think your performance was better does not mean this view is shared by everyone else.
How about you try again next time more determined and just be gracious in defeat rather than acting like a***** in front of the eve public. Continuing to act like this is only going to make your fanbase dwindle. I'm dissapointed you'd be this lame.
Hey dude...newsflash for ya. :)
I do this for fun and because I like to. If you want to call "Dax is Back" sulking and crying, that's your call. It was fun to write, fun to make, I get laughs out of listening to it, and so do my friends. You can enjoy it or not; I make my music because I want to.
Fairly sure you missed my point. I was talking about you crying over Crovan winning.
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.23 01:56:00 -
[103]
Lawlz @ the cat.
----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows.
Fixed it. Happy?  Quite . -HornFrog |

Dan Cider
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Posted - 2007.03.23 02:32:00 -
[104]
Well I listened to both songs, I can't sing to save myself but I laughed so much with Dax's song and fell asleep with Crovan's song. I think most people have agreed that the second place getter was much better even Eve Radio said that too with regards to the final.
Good job to both, next time round maybe the format should be a group of impartial judges or maybe placed into the forums for a general concensus. Impartial judges works for me though.
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.23 02:39:00 -
[105]
I agree Dan but come on even Devs can't be considered impartial. You heard Dax..."And then, there was this Dev, who liked his friends so gave them free tech II BPO's..."
:-D Sorry CCP, you will never live down the fact that one of your devs gave free T2 BPOs to an alliance...but by now it's no longer an outrage, it's a running joke. And though some people might still be upset, I've let it blow by and laughed. And it's funny to hear about it in songs now.
----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows.
Fixed it. Happy?  Quite . -HornFrog |

U'puauht
Minmatar Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.03.23 03:26:00 -
[106]
Great stuff mate!  ____________________ Wood-legged, eye-patched, parrot-on-the-shoulder Priest of The Church |

Andargor theWise
Collateral Damage Unlimited Insomnia.
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Posted - 2007.03.23 03:44:00 -
[107]
Evelogic is awesome!!!!   
Good work!
- Got grief?
Revelations MySQL Database |

Haakelen
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.03.23 04:05:00 -
[108]
Dax FTW.
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Dodiez
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Posted - 2007.03.23 06:13:00 -
[109]
Eveologic was quite cool, but I'm still waiting for you to make a song about me? 
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Las Vagus
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Posted - 2007.03.23 09:03:00 -
[110]
Edited by: Las Vagus on 23/03/2007 09:00:08 im not ghey, but for you im willing to experiment,
keep them coming mate,
pure gold
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.23 09:54:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Las Vagus Edited by: Las Vagus on 23/03/2007 09:00:08 im not ghey, but for you im willing to experiment,
keep them coming mate,
pure gold
Haha, first time I've ever NOT been offended when someone made a homosexuality remark on the forums. Well done, I actually laughed.
And for the record no, I'm not ***. I'm not black either but I still get offended at "the n word". Same goes for all profiling.
----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows.
Fixed it. Happy?  Quite . -HornFrog |

Pyronic Photon
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Posted - 2007.03.23 13:35:00 -
[112]
great stuff! 
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OberFuhrer
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.23 14:57:00 -
[113]
Proud to be in the same corp as Dax!
Btw Dax, get with me later about some starter lyrics I came up with for "Scordite Paradise" (parody of Amish Paradise). Veldspar didn't quite sound right. 
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Eis Bachs
Lawless Industries Vis Major
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Posted - 2007.03.23 17:07:00 -
[114]
Great work Dax!
Originally by: "Curzon Dax" Sellin' it to get some to get some phat bling bling. Crown and my head and I'm lookin' like Pimp King.
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Micia
Minmatar Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.03.23 18:38:00 -
[115]
Great stuff.  _______
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Avious Tylepthine
Minmatar Kinda'Shujaa Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.03.23 18:41:00 -
[116]
These are all great songs
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LlamaOfDoom
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Posted - 2007.03.23 18:44:00 -
[117]
HIlarious mate! Top songs! :D

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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.23 22:09:00 -
[118]
I got my first donation! *laughing* Someone sent me a million ISK.
In other news, hopefully I'll be able to get Lag of the Day out later on today; trying to touch up a few problems I was having with it.
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NoobMuffin
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Posted - 2007.03.24 03:12:00 -
[119]
We're still waiting for "Lag of the Day", Dax. 
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VMA Freighterfund
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Posted - 2007.03.24 04:50:00 -
[120]
I've been refreshing the thread all day waiting for the next track.
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Dodiez
Gallente Eve University
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Posted - 2007.03.24 05:21:00 -
[121]
Same here. And I should get first dibs...

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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.24 06:35:00 -
[122]
New track added! Lag of the Day. :)
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EntroX
Caldari El Fugel Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.24 06:37:00 -
[123]
just great, bring more :P
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.24 06:48:00 -
[124]
Dude, slow your roll. =p
It only takes you 4 minutes to listen to a song, but it takes me a day or two to make it; writing lyrics / testing / singing / mixing / fixing....
Besides, I have a secret I'm unveiling this week...wait a second, it is this weekend. o.O
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Sinri
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Posted - 2007.03.24 07:44:00 -
[125]
Yay for Lag of the Day!
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EntroX
Caldari El Fugel Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.24 08:06:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Dude, slow your roll. =p
It only takes you 4 minutes to listen to a song, but it takes me a day or two to make it; writing lyrics / testing / singing / mixing / fixing....
Besides, I have a secret I'm unveiling this week...wait a second, it is this weekend. o.O
well mate, i blame you for bringing up this kind of content :P
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sthern
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Posted - 2007.03.24 16:20:00 -
[127]
is there any way to get the lyrics of your songs ? it's really great but I still have some trouble understanding all ;), anyway, keep up this good work and fly safe !
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Ken KcCoy
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Posted - 2007.03.24 16:39:00 -
[128]
Edited by: Ken KcCoy on 24/03/2007 16:36:12
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Kenneth McCoy
Vale Heavy Industries SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.24 16:40:00 -
[129]
Great job :)
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Bavinok
radiated space gerbils
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Posted - 2007.03.24 16:44:00 -
[130]
Awesome can't wait til the other ones get posted.
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Mirana Niranne
The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.24 22:08:00 -
[131]
This music delivers. --- Some people think pirates are better. Pirates are clumsy. A Ninja you never see until it's too late. Your corpmates can't save you, your scanners can't see us, your gatecamps can't catch us. |

Blind Man
Kemono. Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.24 22:32:00 -
[132]
Edited by: Blind Man on 24/03/2007 22:29:07 rofl nice work dude
'just an alchohol free sausage fest, like WoW, but worse'
LOL
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.24 22:52:00 -
[133]
Zaltor, send me an EVEmail in game; Lag of the Day needs a bit more work, but I'm interested to see what you think you can do. We can link up and have a chat.
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DJ Cake
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Posted - 2007.03.25 07:31:00 -
[134]
Genius. Pure, Genius.
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Dodiez
Gallente Eve University
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Posted - 2007.03.25 18:30:00 -
[135]
Eve-Radio should add his songs to the Jukebox...

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Travian Belk
Minmatar Eve University
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Posted - 2007.03.26 02:18:00 -
[136]
Edited by: Travian Belk on 26/03/2007 02:18:02
Oh....Curzon, you're a bad boy.

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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.26 02:22:00 -
[137]
I see Lag of the Day has been pulled since release for touching up.
The original file might be worth something extra now  ----- :::Need to be cleaned:::
Fixed it. Happy?  Quite . -HornFrog |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.26 18:48:00 -
[138]
Um...no e-baying my lost tracks unless I get royalties!
Lemme go update my first post, I've been flooded with inspiration this weekend, although my recording of "Dreaming of Eve" didn't go like I wanted it to.
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Colonel Drego
Caldari Angels of the Apocolypse
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Posted - 2007.03.27 02:51:00 -
[139]
I'm going to go through my iTunes now, see if I can't find something for you. 
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Linerra Tedora
Amarr The Older Gamers R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.03.27 05:57:00 -
[140]
you rock man... great tunes... have heard the first few alot... now i gotta listen to the next ones... 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.27 19:34:00 -
[141]
Tune into Eve Radio (www.eve-radio.com) today at 2300 GMT! I'll be releasing my newest track, the Carebear Edition of "Baby Got Back" called "Rats Got Loot!"
Also, join channel Eve Radio. :)
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.27 19:35:00 -
[142]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Tune into Eve Radio (www.eve-radio.com) today at 2300 GMT! I'll be releasing my newest track, the Carebear Edition of "Baby Got Back" called "Rats Got Loot!"
Also, join channel Eve Radio. :)
Is this in any way a parody or mockery of Crovan? ----- :::Need to be cleaned:::
Fixed it. Happy?  Quite . -HornFrog I'm not happy, it doesn't have a goat!- Tirg |

BLAIYNE
Old Farts Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.03.27 19:43:00 -
[143]
Oh by the way Curzon - thanks very much!
I was walking around the house the other day when my girlfriend overheard me singing "Battle Of The E-Peens" to myself.
So then I had to explain what an e-peen was, and why I was singing about one, and about Eve Online, and Eve Idol...you get the picture.
Then I got "that look" - you know the one, head slightly to one side, one eyebrow raised slightly, and a half smile. That's when I knew I knew I was in trouble.
So since then, all her friends have been asking me how big my e-peen was. It's pretty bloody big actually, but still not the type of question you want shouted at you in the check out line in Tescos.
So thanks Curzon for making my life hell for the next 20 years or so! 
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.27 19:45:00 -
[144]
Originally by: BLAIYNE Oh by the way Curzon - thanks very much!
I was walking around the house the other day when my girlfriend overheard me singing "Battle Of The E-Peens" to myself.
So then I had to explain what an e-peen was, and why I was singing about one, and about Eve Online, and Eve Idol...you get the picture.
Then I got "that look" - you know the one, head slightly to one side, one eyebrow raised slightly, and a half smile. That's when I knew I knew I was in trouble.
So since then, all her friends have been asking me how big my e-peen was. It's pretty bloody big actually, but still not the type of question you want shouted at you in the check out line in Tescos.
So thanks Curzon for making my life hell for the next 20 years or so! 
Two questions for ya:
1) Why is it bad? It's funny and I think you could make it a quite enjoyable experience.
2) Can you sing well? ----- :::Need to be cleaned:::
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BLAIYNE
Old Farts Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.03.27 19:50:00 -
[145]
Originally by: Jex Jast [/quote
1) Why is it bad?
But now I'll never get a job in Tescos!
2) Can you sing well?
Er...no.
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Ms Freak
Amarr NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.03.27 21:12:00 -
[146]
Dude,
Your stuff is awsome, loved them all, laughed my ass off at work everyone was like "WTF are smoking?!?".
Crovan's winning song was "ok" but no-where near as good as any of yours.
Chin up and hope you win next time!!
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Motorcycle Emptiness
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.03.27 21:29:00 -
[147]
pain..laughing...excellent!
Flashing White Box (rank 1) |

Galaon
Gallente StarHunt Fallout Project
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Posted - 2007.03.27 22:15:00 -
[148]
Edited by: Galaon on 27/03/2007 22:13:02 Awsome songs dude... Love them...
What about making a song from Cargo - ****star (p o r n star) or what ever the song is called. You can sing about exotic dancers ;)
Galaon
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Trinity Faetal
Gallente 0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.03.27 22:59:00 -
[149]
kaeten should stfu about his megathron and learn something from you
<3 --
Enjoy The Silence |

Imperius Blackheart
Caldari Trinity Nova
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Posted - 2007.03.27 23:04:00 -
[150]
Top stuff mate, thanks for the entertainment. 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.27 23:29:00 -
[151]
Edited by: Curzon Dax on 27/03/2007 23:28:14
And new track added!
*EDIT*
The interview is on Saturday at 0400; tune in then. :) And yes, I'll be talking about Crovan.
And Blaiyne, when people shout at you in the check-out line, if they are women, tell them to come find out. :)
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Steph Wing
Gallente The Graduates Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.28 00:16:00 -
[152]
*posts in legendary thread*
About TGRAD |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.28 01:39:00 -
[153]
Hrm...Steph, I just loaded it without a problem - try it again? Eve-files can be feisty sometimes when its under heavy stress. 
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Fuujin
hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.03.28 01:59:00 -
[154]
That was awesome.
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Insomnious
ReD eYe Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.28 13:22:00 -
[155]
Great!! I LOLed... :) U really have talent... And voice :)
P.S. Any scripts for Russian players? I understood 85%, would like to understand the remaining 15))
Terra Prime Diplomat |

Igrayne
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.28 14:32:00 -
[156]
fantastic made my day thank you!
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Callistus
Gallente Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.03.28 16:18:00 -
[157]
Brilliant work  --------------
[Coreli Corporation Mainfrane] |

Vessen
ReD eYe Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.28 18:22:00 -
[158]
Man! its rly awesome. )
Great work. And it will be a good thing to publish the lyrics for that songs in some .txt format.
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Alex Under
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.03.28 20:09:00 -
[159]
OMFG...  
/me bows to the cretive genious that is Curzon Dax...
That is some funny a$$ stuff... I can't wait until the rest of it is released.
"...Amateurs do it until they get it right, Professionals do it until they can't get it wrong..." |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.28 23:08:00 -
[160]
Edited by: Curzon Dax on 28/03/2007 23:05:07 New track added! *bonus material*
*EDIT* If you're wondering why I did this track, its because a bunch of people told me that Mercenary Coalition is PO-ed at me for making fun of Crovan, yet he steadfastly refuses to back up his smack about how awesome he is.
I'm waiting!
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Steph Wing
Gallente The Graduates Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.29 00:28:00 -
[161]
XFD
About TGRAD |

Jain Za
Jewel Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.03.29 00:48:00 -
[162]
Edited by: Jain Za on 29/03/2007 00:52:15 Maybe redo "f*** her gently" by Tenacious D into something like "Pod them gently"
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Sahwoolo Etoophie
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2007.03.29 06:49:00 -
[163]
Thread is locked while under spring cleaning.
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Steph Wing
Gallente The Graduates Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.29 09:17:00 -
[164]
Oh snap, Dax's music has been CONCORDOKKEN'D.
Looks like somebody has friends in high places...
About TGRAD |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.29 18:56:00 -
[165]
*snip* Please do not discuss moderator actions on the forums. If you wish to do so, please email us at [email protected]
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Bavinok
radiated space gerbils
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Posted - 2007.03.29 19:28:00 -
[166]
OMG atleast I got the song before it was snipped. Great stuff Dax i always check a couple times a day for new songs. I guess I got to check more before the snip police come.
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Steph Wing
Gallente The Graduates Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.29 21:27:00 -
[167]
Is the song in question still available at the same link? 'cause it was my fav.
About TGRAD |

The Chauffeur
Federation of Freedom Fighters Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.03.29 21:49:00 -
[168]
these are great. thanks! .... EVE Online. Become An Hero.
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.29 22:01:00 -
[169]
Originally by: Bavinok OMG atleast I got the song before it was snipped. Great stuff Dax i always check a couple times a day for new songs. I guess I got to check more before the snip police come.
zOMG I just noticed that Dax is Back was snipped...lucky for me I got it too!
BTW nice sig. ----- :::Need to be cleaned:::
Sorry mods, hijack removed - blame the sig length limit.  I thought you just didnt love us anymore - Tim
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Volucer S
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Posted - 2007.03.30 09:51:00 -
[170]
Awaesome !!!
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Foxtail
Infinite Improbability Inc Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.03.30 21:47:00 -
[171]
LOL! those are awesome! So, when's the world tour?
<3
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Nevvyn
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Posted - 2007.03.30 23:44:00 -
[172]
Excellent work, I think you should consider doing a Curzon Dax live in concert on eve radio, or, release a CD with these on, I've not laughed so much for a long time.
Favorite so far? Evelogic.
Keep up the good work.
Nev. ~ some times you're the dog, some times you're the tree. |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.31 04:11:00 -
[173]
Tune in tomorrow, Saturday at 0400 Eve-time to Eve-Radio to hear my interview with DJ Cake and my latest song. :) New material! Woohoo! It won't be available for download until next week.
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sunshine bear
Viziam
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Posted - 2007.03.31 12:25:00 -
[174]
Come on, do Can't Tank This MC hammer style, you know it makes sense!
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.31 22:32:00 -
[175]
Originally by: sunshine bear Come on, do Can't Tank This MC hammer style, you know it makes sense!
That would absolutely make my day.
/signed ----- :::Need to be cleaned:::
Sorry mods, hijack removed - blame the sig length limit.  I thought you just didnt love us anymore - Tim I got cookies! - Deckard
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FreelancerAlpha
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Posted - 2007.03.31 23:28:00 -
[176]
Originally by: Jex Jast
Originally by: sunshine bear Come on, do Can't Tank This MC hammer style, you know it makes sense!
That would absolutely make my day.
/signed
Yeh, Isk Isk Baby proves that "Can't Tank This" would be awesome.
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FreelancerAlpha
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Posted - 2007.03.31 23:28:00 -
[177]
Originally by: Jex Jast
Originally by: sunshine bear Come on, do Can't Tank This MC hammer style, you know it makes sense!
That would absolutely make my day.
/signed
Yeh, Isk Isk Baby proves that "Can't Tank This" would be awesome.
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Dave White
The Kennels
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Posted - 2007.03.31 23:45:00 -
[178]
Originally by: FreelancerAlpha
Originally by: Jex Jast
Originally by: sunshine bear Come on, do Can't Tank This MC hammer style, you know it makes sense!
That would absolutely make my day.
/signed
Yeh, Isk Isk Baby proves that "Can't Tank This" would be awesome.
definately.
n1 mate
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.04.01 00:45:00 -
[179]
I've actually already thought about that one. *laughing* I've got a few things ahead of me to make, as well as hopefully more people CLICKING ON MY SIGNATURE *ahem* then I'll see what I can do.
Tune in tonight at 0400 game time for new music by Curzon Dax on Eve Radio, some of the old, and an interview! =)
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Junichiro Koizumi
Minmatar Secret Agent Clan
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Posted - 2007.04.01 03:59:00 -
[180]
Oh hell yes... Curzon Dax is just completely awesome. and Crovan just sucks. Get a thicker skin.
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Benglada
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.04.01 04:48:00 -
[181]
ISK ISK baby should be MC's theme song tbh! ---------------------------
Originally by: Arkanor
0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
Sig nerfz0r - maximum allowed siz0r is 24000 bytz0r. - Devil ([email protected]) Sig By Ortos |

2 NuKi
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Posted - 2007.04.01 06:39:00 -
[182]
Dax your one funny SOB. Finally a breath of fresh air. 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.04.01 07:49:00 -
[183]
Main post updated with another new song! <Behind Carebear Eyes>
Its a bit slower than I'd like it to be, and regardless of how many times I do it, I keep feeling like it doesn't sound right. Then I realize that I'm neither a rock star, nor do I have studio time, I'm just a talentless Eve-Online player and I feel better about the quality of my work. 
Enjoy my theme song!
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Vinzenz
4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.04.01 12:50:00 -
[184]
Love your work :D
Keep it coming.
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Byron Wayne
Caldari Lensmen
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Posted - 2007.04.02 04:42:00 -
[185]
Awesome work. gonna have to tune in to Eve Radio more often as well.
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JaneSwainson
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Posted - 2007.04.02 06:21:00 -
[186]
We are not worthy
I salute you
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Tecknoblaze
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Posted - 2007.04.02 07:33:00 -
[187]
Rats got loot=win       
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Bundin Sirannon
Caldari NewDawn
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Posted - 2007.04.02 09:13:00 -
[188]
lol you're really good at this stuff :D ------ NewDawn - Soaring where angels fear to fly! Ooooomph!!! |

Oblivionix
SRBI
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Posted - 2007.04.02 21:14:00 -
[189]
up ye go! 
awesomeeeee, great work 
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Side Effect
Hun Recruit Team
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Posted - 2007.04.02 22:34:00 -
[190]
lyrics in txt plz?
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Thesmilingpsycho
Caldari Legacy State
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Posted - 2007.04.02 23:15:00 -
[191]
really too bad that your interview got jumbled on the show, great music though, love everything on the thread, keep up the great work.
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Victor Ivanov
Minmatar Liberty Rogues Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2007.04.03 00:05:00 -
[192]
Hehe. First the Battleship Competition and now this. My respect for you continues to grow, Dax.
I may be a Pirate at heart, but you, my friend, have single handedly redefined the definition of "Carebear with teeth".
From a proud member of the Coalition of Carebear Killers, I salute you. ^_^
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Junius
Cruor Frater Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2007.04.03 01:45:00 -
[193]
Edited by: Junius on 03/04/2007 01:43:23
nerdcore hiphop strikes eve wrecking for awesomeness Your signature was inappropriate, email [email protected] to find out why (don't forget to include a link to it) -Sahwoolo |

RandyPan
Bleak Cabal Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2007.04.03 18:34:00 -
[194]
Eee some of those songs (which I currently have on repeat) almost make me miss my carebear days ... brings a tear to the eye .... them were the days! 
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Sandslinger
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Posted - 2007.04.03 19:19:00 -
[195]
@ Curzon
K I made this in my old corp when the drone bug was out that made em aggro team members. that's fixed so i changed it slightly not as funny but be sweet if ya like it and tune it up into a song 
To the tune of inner circle bad boys
Bad drones Bad drones Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do When they aggro on you (Repeat)
Bad Drones Whatcha want, watcha want Whatcha gonna do When sheriff Ogre II aggroes you Tell me Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna dooo Yeaheah
CHORUS
at first you were five And you had bad traits then you refused to scoop And now your just two so why are you Acting like bloody fools If you get hot You must get docked
You aggro it on that one You aggro it on this one You aggro it on your mother and You aggro it on your father You aggro it on your brother and You aggro it on your sister You aggro it on that one and You don't scoop for me
Nobody naw give you no break concord naw give you no break sansha naw give you no break Not even you domi (?) naw give you no break Hehe
CHORUS (Repeat)
Why you have to act so dumb don't you know your my prime epeen born of a gally with the love of CreoDron nerf's they come and nerf's they go I know sometimes you don't wanna let go hehehe I know sometimes you dont wanna come back
CHORUS
(Repeat) -You're too bad, you're too cool- -You're too bad, you're too cool- (Repeat)
Link to original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIrwhRiFk1U&mode=related&search=
Feel free to rejig the lyrics if ya need too
Since i made this I have skilled a char for carrier so I must still love the wee bastards really
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.04.03 21:11:00 -
[196]
Originally by: Sandslinger @ Curzon
K I made this in my old corp when the drone bug was out that made em aggro team members. that's fixed so i changed it slightly not as funny but be sweet if ya like it and tune it up into a song 
To the tune of inner circle bad boys
Bad drones Bad drones Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do When they aggro on you (Repeat)
Bad Drones Whatcha want, watcha want Whatcha gonna do When sheriff Ogre II aggroes you Tell me Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna dooo Yeaheah
CHORUS
at first you were five And you had bad traits then you refused to scoop And now your just two so why are you Acting like bloody fools If you get hot You must get docked
You aggro it on that one You aggro it on this one You aggro it on your mother and You aggro it on your father You aggro it on your brother and You aggro it on your sister You aggro it on that one and You don't scoop for me
Nobody naw give you no break concord naw give you no break sansha naw give you no break Not even you domi (?) naw give you no break Hehe
CHORUS (Repeat)
Why you have to act so dumb don't you know your my prime epeen born of a gally with the love of CreoDron nerf's they come and nerf's they go I know sometimes you don't wanna let go hehehe I know sometimes you dont wanna come back
CHORUS
(Repeat) -You're too bad, you're too cool- -You're too bad, you're too cool- (Repeat)
Link to original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIrwhRiFk1U&mode=related&search=
Feel free to rejig the lyrics if ya need too
Since i made this I have skilled a char for carrier so I must still love the wee bastards really
6 pages of posts and almost 12,500 views; only 12,476 of which are me clicking refresh WOOOOHOOO!
Sandslinger, I can't see fitting drones into the COPS song. Concord perhaps?
CONCORD CONCORD... whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they aggro you!"
You just tried to gank a carebear! But you forgot to war declare! And...you're trying to do it in point nine! But if you could they'd whine... Yeah!
CONCORD CONCORD... whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they aggro you!
Actually, not really my flavor. ALTHOUGH, it would certainly be the Privateers Theme Song if I did. They would stand at attention in Jita and sing it together on teamspeak.
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RandyPan
Bleak Cabal Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2007.04.03 22:15:00 -
[197]
no idea why but summat about goonswarm to the tune of "in the air tonight" by phil collins just popped into my head ... with a major eve crash, as they all descend on one system, at the big bit where the drums kick in perhaps LOL 
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Brolly
Caldari Morphic field
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Posted - 2007.04.03 22:45:00 -
[198]
'No director online' in the tune of 'doctor online' by zeromancer would be chucklesome. Too lazy to work out any lyrics.
I stink yo feer |

Robert Dobbs
Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.04.04 20:01:00 -
[199]
Nice :)
And there are women in bob space, we dress digi up in a skirt sometimes. -
--------- DukeHeart > We dont like those terms, Phoenix does not agree. |

Victor Ivanov
Minmatar Liberty Rogues Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2007.04.05 22:18:00 -
[200]
Ey, robby. Where's that sig of yours from?
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Kasade
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Posted - 2007.04.07 12:36:00 -
[201]
NICE
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Felysta Sandorn
Caldari Murder of Crows E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.04.07 13:07:00 -
[202]
They're so darn funny, I think I wet myself...
Laughing at your Sabre A Tribute right now! No idea how you found a woman to do the voice on Rats Got Loot, but that really made me laugh out loud...
Nice work mate, I'll have to think of some lyrics and send you a message! :p
Killing With Ease
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Dodiez
Gallente Hiratai Shouhou
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Posted - 2007.04.07 18:58:00 -
[203]
Originally by: Felysta Sandorn
Laughing at your Sabre A Tribute right now! No idea how you found a woman to do the voice on Rats Got Loot, but that really made me laugh out loud...
All he had to do was ask, and I said "Sure." Although he says there's no women in Eve, his woman plays Eve. 
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Hennry Fromer
Gallente radiated space gerbils
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Posted - 2007.04.08 10:34:00 -
[204]
The Rupert hay's song about Pina Coladas - redone to "Do you like Doomsdays devices, getting caught in the blast"
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Felysta Sandorn
Caldari Murder of Crows E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.04.08 11:13:00 -
[205]
Originally by: Dodiez
Originally by: Felysta Sandorn
Laughing at your Sabre A Tribute right now! No idea how you found a woman to do the voice on Rats Got Loot, but that really made me laugh out loud...
All he had to do was ask, and I said "Sure." Although he says there's no women in Eve, his woman plays Eve. 
Don't lie, there's no women in EVE, it must've been his mum!  
Killing With Ease
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Minthos
4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.04.09 14:12:00 -
[206]
Awesome music, keep it up :)
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DJ Cake
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Posted - 2007.04.11 04:42:00 -
[207]
I couldn't help but notice you lack of new material in awhile... I think you should get on to fixing that.
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Doomed Predator
Xoth Inc Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.04.11 13:48:00 -
[208]
I demand you release some new songs
BTW, who the hell whines about parody songs,I mean come on,Dax is back is one of the best. Well atleast they can't influence EVE files.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.04.11 21:40:00 -
[209]
Ahhh...ahem.
I was actually resting my strained vocal cords. I've done Lag of the Day in so many ways and still been unable to get it to work like I want it to. What's his face is a baritone with a high range, and I'm a bass - I finally decided to just drop it an octave when I get to the chorus, and if people whine that I'm ruining the song, they can stick a Thorax somewhere.
Also have "Dreaming of Eve" ready to roll, but I've been unhappy with the combination of music to singing. I'm after a jazzy kind of sound, and all I have for backtrack is a strings version and an orchestra version; and even if I speed it up some 50% it still sounds like an orchestra.
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NightWolfe
Caldari Exanimo Inc
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Posted - 2007.04.11 22:09:00 -
[210]
Oh man
Just followed the link here from your story......
WHY OWHY is this not advertised better :P
Love it, keep it up |
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Apply
Slaughterhouse
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Posted - 2007.04.12 09:07:00 -
[211]
Edited by: Apply on 12/04/2007 09:03:25 Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
suggestion: Curzon Dax feat Apply feat Nancy Sinatra - My ship is built for ganking
"I keep saying you've got something for me. Something you call yours, but you're careless. You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin' and now someone else is gettin' all your wrecks.
My ship is built for ganking and thats just what I'll do one of these days my ship is gonna gank your hauler too.
You keep crying, when you feel yourself threaten and you keep losin' when you are not tanked. You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'. Now whats right is right, but you ain't been right yet.
My ship is built for ganking and thats just what I'll do one of these days my ship is gonna gank your hauler too.
You keep playin' as you shouldn't be playin and you keep thinkin' that you'll never get hurt. Ha! I just found me a brand new batch of lasers yeah and as I know you ain't HAD time to learn.
My ship is built for ganking and thats just what I'll do one of these days my ship is gonna gank your hauler too.
Are you ready guns? Start ganking!"
50 M ISK I guess... feel free to make it perfect, im not THAT good in english. If you sing it up, plz take care of the end too :)
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.04.14 14:49:00 -
[212]
Edited by: Lord MuffloN on 14/04/2007 14:45:17 Awww, come on, please tell me you got lag of the day the way you want it and release it soon?
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Bavinok
radiated space gerbils
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Posted - 2007.04.14 18:05:00 -
[213]
I got the original live version of lag of the day. For some ISK i could leak it lol.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.04.16 16:55:00 -
[214]
Ok, Lag of the Day is released.
I think its a work of crap, but I'm done working on it. I'm a bass, not a baritone, and not a professional musician, but at the end of the day, I had fun, which is why I was doing this all in the first place. =p
IE, SCREW YOU ALL! Bwah ha ha....
Enjoy. :) Shout out to the Privateers, whom this song is about (mostly) and your Jita camp. Come fight me 1v1! Anyone...
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Severra
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.04.17 15:38:00 -
[215]
Great work! Especially liked Behind Carebear Eyes. It'd be interesting if that song were given a music video with frapsed footage :) Keep up the good work!
TOOKURSTUFF
For all your (ore) thieving needs. |

MECHcore
Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.04.18 21:46:00 -
[216]
Edited by: MECHcore on 18/04/2007 21:42:35
Awesome Dax , keep up the good work , i enjoy it alot  Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Hango ([email protected]) |

Suitonia
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Posted - 2007.04.20 08:23:00 -
[217]
Awesome dude, you gave me a good giggle before work today!. Funny lyrics, and the singing is actually quite good. Sabre A is my favourite , espically the discription of BOB.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.04.21 15:19:00 -
[218]
If I was the kind to smack, I would go to Jita, turn on loudspeakers and sing...
"HEY PRIVATEERS! Na na na na....na na na na....hey hey hey!! Goodbye!"
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shazam000
Vengeance of the Fallen
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Posted - 2007.04.22 00:19:00 -
[219]
This is the greatest thread ever. ----------
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RaTTuS
BIG Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.04.25 11:58:00 -
[220]
I approve of this thread and all who sail here -- BIG Lottery, BIG Deal | RaTTuS @ Skills Showroom
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Tyranda Mariee
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Posted - 2007.04.29 19:17:00 -
[221]
you got yourself a new fan. very funny music
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CaptainSeafort
Gallente Through the Looking Glass
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Posted - 2007.04.29 21:55:00 -
[222]
Originally by: Curzon Dax If I was the kind to smack, I would go to Jita, turn on loudspeakers and sing...
"HEY PRIVATEERS! Na na na na....na na na na....hey hey hey!! Goodbye!"
i rolf'd 
"Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE! |

Per Bastet
Amarr B.O.O.M
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Posted - 2007.04.29 23:04:00 -
[223]
Awesome work Curzon, check your wallet for flashings.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.09 06:32:00 -
[224]
Mmm...flashies are nice. :)
GIMME MORE!
I know I've been lax, I'll get back on the bandwagon here soon. Just giving my vocal cords a rest.
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DonTrump
Minmatar God's of Eve
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Posted - 2007.05.09 08:39:00 -
[225]
Really uber stuff 
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.05.23 10:22:00 -
[226]
Moar!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.02 05:29:00 -
[227]
Eve Idol 3 starts next week, so I'm working over some new music - however, I don't know if I'll be able to get on Eve Radio with them - the DJs are cool, but the station manager is a bunghole. =p
Regardless, if I can't put them into Eve Idol, they'll end up here for your listening enjoyment.
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Terazuk
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Posted - 2007.06.02 07:31:00 -
[228]
Curzon, you are a god! ~
"*BANG* you're dead!"
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Elania Theraenie
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Posted - 2007.06.03 19:51:00 -
[229]
I LOVE the sabre a song ^^
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.09 08:48:00 -
[230]
HELLOO!!!!
Howdy howdy.
I've got new songs, and my girlfriend even sings in one of them! I won't be posting them here because I want them to be fresh for Eve Idol, so check the first post, and tune into Eve Radio on Tuesday for Funkybacon's show to hear the beginning of it. :)
-CD
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Chryos Stormwing
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Posted - 2007.06.12 07:20:00 -
[231]
Any chance of getting 'Dex is back' now? Any place it's been uploaded maybe?
-This is not a sig |

Panconomis
Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.06.12 08:01:00 -
[232]
Hilarious!
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Jaikar Isillia
The Vinlanders Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.06.12 10:39:00 -
[233]
Very amusing.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.12 17:09:00 -
[234]
Can you get Dax is Back from Eve-Files. I can't link it here.
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.06.13 20:38:00 -
[235]
So what's happening to the music? 
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Admus
Mobius Construct Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.06.14 01:41:00 -
[236]
Edited by: Admus on 14/06/2007 01:40:09 Awesome work Dax! Hilarity! I particularly liked the "Battle of the E-peens." I certainly wasn't expecting a Crash Test Dummies remake. Listening to that was a wonderful respite from the horrors of FORTRAN debugging. Maybe one day I'll round up the coin and come get lollerpwned in the championship.
---------------------------------------------------------- "Villains always have antidotes. They're funny that way." |

John Wainwright
NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.06.14 02:07:00 -
[237]
Music = Awesome!!!
When are you going to be able to post the music for those of us who didn't hear it on EVE-Radio?
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DHU InMe
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.06.14 04:09:00 -
[238]
Eve O logic !
Eve O logic !
Eve O logic !
EveOlogic !!!!!
__ UI Overhaul Eve Links http://myeve.eve-online.com/updates/patchnotes.asp HELP |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.14 08:30:00 -
[239]
Originally by: John Wainwright Music = Awesome!!!
When are you going to be able to post the music for those of us who didn't hear it on EVE-Radio?
For the Eve Idol 3 auditions, I left it up to the listeners to choose what they wanted to hear me sing - they chose to hear me sing "Happy Together" by the Turtles instead of a parody - Funkybacon and I were rather mystified. =p
I've got a few more in partial stages of completion, at least two of them will have to be finished by Tuesday for the semi-finals, and they'll make their way here afterward. I convinced my woman to duet with me (She's the girl in Rats Got Loot), and we're working on that too.
Thanks for all the listens and stuff, good to know that someone besides me gets a laugh out of all this. :)
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Alexi Zhukov
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Posted - 2007.06.14 10:13:00 -
[240]
two thumbs up |
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Ulii
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Posted - 2007.06.14 10:48:00 -
[241]
really funny!!
but we want dax back!
cant you upload it anywhere else?
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CCP Oveur

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Posted - 2007.06.14 11:42:00 -
[242]
Epic.
Executive Producer EVE Online
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Oniko Sengir
Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.06.14 12:40:00 -
[243]
OMFG I LOVE YOU. This is amazingly incredibly wonderful. <3 and stuff. Keep it up!
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Greme
Amarr Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.06.14 13:10:00 -
[244]
Sounding good  
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CCP Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2007.06.14 17:11:00 -
[245]

Not that bad even 
PS Where is the lyrics page?
ROFL 'What about Cyber in corp chat?'
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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Lady Trade
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Posted - 2007.06.14 17:50:00 -
[246]
Edited by: Lady Trade on 14/06/2007 17:50:02 hahaha
"Eve Romance" roxx 
/me sings how about cyber in corpchat? 
edit: lol i didn't eve see the above post.. didn't mean to copy you... i swear  |

Alpine 69
Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.06.14 19:05:00 -
[247]
OMG Dax is back is an instant classic   
The other songs own too 
Sweet love for the ones that mod my sig <3  |

Zalathar
Minmatar Biometaloid INC
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Posted - 2007.06.14 19:37:00 -
[248]
man, you got talent! I love ISK ISK baby  ~~~~~~ *mods, if you think i'm ugly please say "eeek!"* ~~~~~~
eeeeeekk - Deckard eeeeee...K -Darth Patches gawwwd damn!!1 -zhuge |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.14 21:16:00 -
[249]
Originally by: Ulii really funny!!
but we want dax back!
cant you upload it anywhere else?
Its uploaded on www.eve-files. Search for it.
PS: DEVS!! IN MAH THREAD! ZOMG!
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Zalathar
Minmatar Biometaloid INC
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Posted - 2007.06.17 08:02:00 -
[250]
i love rats got loot  ~~~~~~ *mods, if you think i'm ugly please say "eeek!"* ~~~~~~ eeeeeekk - Deckard eeeeee...K -Darth Patches gawwwd damn!!1 -zhuge |
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Ruff Ceyx
Amarr Blackguard Brigade Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.17 09:04:00 -
[251]
Love it Curzon!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.19 16:18:00 -
[252]
Tune into Eve Radio (www.eve-radio.com)!!
Servers are down, and Eve Idol 3 is starting - you've got nothing else to listen to!
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Zalathar
Minmatar Biometaloid INC
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Posted - 2007.06.21 15:53:00 -
[253]
just a little question: when can we expect more material? the privious stuff was so good, that i just want MOAR  ~~~~~~ *mods, if you think i'm ugly please say "eeek!"* ~~~~~~ eeeeeekk - Deckard eeeeee...K -Darth Patches gawwwd damn!!1 -zhuge you soo pretty  I think you're stunningly handsome and let me just say that you're wearing that dead parrot on your shoulder in a particularly dashing way today. -Hango |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.21 15:58:00 -
[254]
Edited by: Curzon Dax on 21/06/2007 15:57:05 Later today. :)
*EDIT* Tune into Eve Radio at 1900 for the final round of Eve Idol 3. :)
Stuff has to break out there as NEW first before it gets posted somewhere else. =p
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.21 16:47:00 -
[255]
Actually, new release just posted. BoB ruined it. :(
I got into some trouble over my last parody - the "victim" took it to heart, so I thought I would try being a little more political and run it by ONE person in BoB first (spokesman per say) - didn't realize it was going to end up on the internet before I put it there. :(
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Raivi
Explosion Matrix
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Posted - 2007.06.21 17:21:00 -
[256]
Will you still be able to enter it in EvE-Idol? If not, who can we contact to beg them to bend the rules for you?
Explosion Matrix: Nostrum Nomen est Ridiculum |

Jacque Custeau
Knights of the Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2007.06.21 17:32:00 -
[257]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Actually, new release just posted. BoB ruined it. :(
I got into some trouble over my last parody - the "victim" took it to heart, so I thought I would try being a little more political and run it by ONE person in BoB first (spokesman per say) - didn't realize it was going to end up on the internet before I put it there. :(
If you need someone to participate in a retaliatory threadnaught, I stand ready. -------------------
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DJ FunkyBacon
Eve Radio Corporation
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Posted - 2007.06.21 18:18:00 -
[258]
Originally by: Raivi Will you still be able to enter it in EvE-Idol? If not, who can we contact to beg them to bend the rules for you?
Yes he will still be able to submit it and I already have it. The leak wasn't his fault, he was just trying to avoid someone getting blindsided with it and we certainly can't hold that against him. It's just a shame that not everyone will be WTFsurprised when we play it.
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Hugoo Thraxxer
Astral Descendants
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Posted - 2007.06.21 18:49:00 -
[259]
You have just given me a lot of nice lols. Thank you very much Dax. Nice work indeed!
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Gemberkoekje
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Posted - 2007.06.21 20:46:00 -
[260]
Don't wanna be a Goonswarm idiot. Don't want a corp under their rant. And can you hear the sound of unprovoked harm? The subliminal mind**** Goonswarm.
Welcome to a new kind of dance. All across the alien alliance. Everything isn't meant to be okay. The goons dream of tomorrow. They're not the ones who're meant to follow. Well that's enough to pod them.
Well my alliance might not be very big. At least it's not full of pigs. Now everybody believe their propaganda. And sing along in the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of dance. All across the alien alliance. Everything isn't meant to be okay. The goons dream of tomorrow. They're not the ones who're meant to follow. Well that's enough to pod them.
Don't wanna be a Goonswarm idiot. One game controlled by the media. Information nation of hysteria. It's going out to everyone in EVE-online.
Welcome to a new kind of dance. All across the alien alliance. Everything isn't meant to be okay. The goons dream of tomorrow. They're not the ones who're meant to follow.

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Grath Telkin
Amarr Bottomfeeders Inc
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Posted - 2007.06.21 20:59:00 -
[261]
FRIGGIN AMAZING, I LOVE EM ALL
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Grath Telkin
Amarr Bottomfeeders Inc
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Posted - 2007.06.21 21:01:00 -
[262]
rats got loot...omfg...i may need a hospital trip if i keep laughing like this..
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AegriSomnia
Caldari Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.21 21:06:00 -
[263]
Love the keyboard in Sabre A
Originally by: grayson 34 Thank you for yall's advice, and a special thanks to AegriSomnia for reminding me that there are still ***holes in the world.
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AegriSomnia
Caldari Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.21 21:29:00 -
[264]
EVEO Logic is friggin genius!! I could totally see that song as the music for an Eve commercial!!
Curzon, you are a genius
Originally by: grayson 34 Thank you for yall's advice, and a special thanks to AegriSomnia for reminding me that there are still ***holes in the world.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.21 21:44:00 -
[265]
Well, Eve Idol 3 finals just finished, and my entry was track 11 - Eve-Online is for BoB.
Wish it hadn't gotten to the forums before I put it there. =p
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Krexus
Amarr Serenity Prime Praesidium Libertatis
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Posted - 2007.06.21 21:52:00 -
[266]
Edited by: Krexus on 21/06/2007 21:51:29 You SIR deserve a pat on the back! oh and a medal or something  
Ok I gots me an ideah
To one from metallica....
I can remember everything I can tell that this is true no dream Deep down inside I feel to scream My lack of TS stops me.
Now that the gank is through with me I'm waking up and I can see The pod that keeps my safety be I'm getting scrammed, can't warp now.
Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please don't lock me
Back in RL it's much to real. In my hold millions of ISK they'll steal But can't look forward to reveal The ISK for the ransom I'll give.
Fed by the pizza infront of me Just like a gamer novelty Back to the station I will be Get this podding done now!
Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please don't lock me Now my ship is gone I'm just one Oh Devs help me hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please don't lock me
Hostiles scrambeling me all that I see Absolute horror I cannot warp I cannot tank Trapped in a sphere Hauler my holding cell
Blasters have taken my ship taken my mods taken my cargo taken my pride taken my ore taken my ISK Left me with live in hell!
So that was it  I hope it'll be of any use for you.. I kinda liked doing it
Originally by: CCP Wrangler You're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.21 22:08:00 -
[267]
Thanks for listening everyone, glad to have fans - "Eve-Online is for BoB" just won Eve Idol 3. :)
Stay tuned for a few more parodies. =p
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cal freyr
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2007.06.21 22:09:00 -
[268]
Awesome stuff! Thanks for sharing. :) I'm a little t1 frigate noob. Nice to meet you. Got scram? |

QGazQ
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.06.21 22:14:00 -
[269]
Edited by: QGazQ on 21/06/2007 22:13:38 Well since I don't sit and read the forums all day (maybe I should) I heard this first on ER as intended.
Very good man, had me laughing. You deserved to win... ...and did this time!
Keep it up \o/
QGazQ
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MRKWA
Minmatar The Gravedigger Company Fimbulwinter
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Posted - 2007.06.21 23:58:00 -
[270]
OMG! these songs! O-M-G!! SO COOL!
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Admus
Mobius Construct Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.06.22 00:14:00 -
[271]
It's been a long time since I've really laughed out loud from the internet. Nice win on Idol, I'm still laughing and listening to the lyrics.
---------------------------------------------------------- "Villains always have antidotes. They're funny that way." |

Draekas Darkwater
Sanctum Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.22 01:18:00 -
[272]
Grats on winning Curzon, I can't stop playing that track. =D
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Asasham
Caldari Elite Storm Enterprises Storm Armada
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Posted - 2007.06.22 01:33:00 -
[273]
"Rats Got Loot"
Very nice.
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Cecille
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Posted - 2007.06.22 03:59:00 -
[274]
The Song is priceless!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.22 08:03:00 -
[275]
Originally by: Cecille The Song is priceless!
Now if I could just pod the other thread that hijacked my release. =p
More to come. :)
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Lord WarATron
Amarr Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.06.22 09:08:00 -
[276]
I await the day someone does This --
Billion Isk Mission |

Ovno ConSyquence
Amarr The Plebians
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Posted - 2007.06.22 10:42:00 -
[277]
Absolutly briliiant mate, the single best thing to take your mind off work  |

Divus
Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.06.22 12:21:00 -
[278]
awesome stuff curzon, seriously -------------------------------------------------
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Faizon Caesar
Minmatar Kings of Kill EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2007.06.22 13:49:00 -
[279]
your the l33t , keep up the good work
all of em are hilarious
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tuffswamp
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Posted - 2007.06.22 13:58:00 -
[280]
ISK ISK BABY..love it
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Yldraeth
Amarr Pax Britannia
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Posted - 2007.06.22 14:39:00 -
[281]
Wow keep it up this is great stuff :) gonna put this on my mp3 player :)
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Comstr
Technology Acquisition Collective Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.06.22 15:43:00 -
[282]
I've got to send you some ISK in game.
I hope you can write one about the killing of a Titan by a Goonswarm (well Merch Industrial carebear?) tech 1 frigate that caused the decloak.
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Aramendel
Amarr Queens of the Stone Age Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.06.22 19:07:00 -
[283]
Great songs indeed. 
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Mellora May
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Posted - 2007.06.22 20:14:00 -
[284]
Anyone else notice that six hours after Curzon released "Eve-Online is for BoB," Shrike lost his Titan?
/puts on Tinfoil hat!
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Svenstaro
Amarr Eve Defence Force Praesidium Libertatis
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Posted - 2007.06.23 01:26:00 -
[285]
This is friggen awesome. Pure ownage. Keep going man. ____________________________________________
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Imperius Blackheart
Caldari Trinity Nova KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.23 01:56:00 -
[286]
Been listening to your MP3's since you first released em, figured after the win and the "Eve online is for bob" I just wanted to say... Thank you for the music :)
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Durn Loze
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Posted - 2007.06.23 05:51:00 -
[287]
Edited by: Durn Loze on 23/06/2007 05:50:15 Curzon Dax, you sir are a master at parodies. IMO you win EVE with the paroday EVE-Online is for BoB. I listen to it far to much. Great work!!
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Gaunty
Macabre Votum INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.06.23 12:02:00 -
[288]
You sir are the Weird Al Jankovich of eve! Nice one. 
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Miso Orny
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Posted - 2007.06.23 23:18:00 -
[289]
"Romance in Eve" is hilarious...damn near fell out of my chair laughing. There are girls in eve tho, just not many of us  |

Princess Guard
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Posted - 2007.06.23 23:33:00 -
[290]
These songs are hilarious. This needs to stay frontpage.
isk isk baby.
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Le Cook
Amarr Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.06.23 23:44:00 -
[291]
Originally by: Divus awesome stuff curzon, seriously
signed
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MindDragon
Caldari The Plane Walkers
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Posted - 2007.06.24 02:47:00 -
[292]
Good stuff. Here's a couple of ideas...
I WANT MY...I WANT MY...I WANT MY EVE TV!!
Eve TV killed the Internet Star (apologies to Regurge) ------ This space for rent. |

Zero Legion
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Posted - 2007.06.24 12:39:00 -
[293]
OMFG!!!!!!!! YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!!!!
Ill bet peeps would buy this stuff if you made a CD We are nothing, formless and void. We are a lack of all. Alone we are powerless, together we are unstoppable. WE ARE LEGION!!!! |

Gaius Kador
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.24 14:33:00 -
[294]
Im dying here...
This is humour! ----------------------------------------------
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getmoving
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Posted - 2007.06.24 19:12:00 -
[295]
omfg class
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Archa
Caldari kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.24 22:56:00 -
[296]
now this is funny:)
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Na'Kunni
Amarr Null Horizon
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Posted - 2007.06.24 23:08:00 -
[297]
EVE IS FOR BOB, LMAO THATS A CLASSIC.. lol i was seriously laughing when i was listening to that >.<
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Savage Manticore
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Posted - 2007.06.25 00:05:00 -
[298]
Originally by: MindDragon Good stuff. Here's a couple of ideas...
I WANT MY...I WANT MY...I WANT MY EVE TV!!
Totally Signed! I WANT MY EVE TV!
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Meeko Gloom
The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.06.25 04:22:00 -
[299]
Dude I love it!!!
I made a CD
When is your next album hitting stores  --------------------------
Guns dont Kill People Drones Do |

Uncle Tommy
Caldari Antipodean inc. Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.26 13:31:00 -
[300]
lolz, /signed, sealed and pwnd
Great works sir
PS would like to get a fight soon
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Niccolado Starwalker
Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2007.06.26 13:57:00 -
[301]
Edited by: Niccolado Starwalker on 26/06/2007 13:56:29
Originally by: Na'Kunni EVE IS FOR BOB, LMAO THATS A CLASSIC.. lol i was seriously laughing when i was listening to that >.<
I played this song for like a continous 6 hours. I dont need todays commercial trash music when I get better music from the community itself!!!
GREAT WORK!!!
Originally by: Eldo Davip PORTRAITS OMFG WOOT. WE R GONIG FOR MROE BREEE!!!!11
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hydraSlav
Synergy Evolved Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.26 14:02:00 -
[302]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Track 10: Lag of the Day
Nice! I am a Metallica fan and you captured James's tone so well Keep up the great job 
== Above comments are my personal views Oveur >Local shouldn't be a tactical tool, it's for chat
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Major Stormer
Caldari Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.26 21:23:00 -
[303]
Cool stuff  --------- Its just a game. Get over yourselfs. www.eve-tribune.com Dont get too excited now.
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Znurf
V I R I I Center for Disease Creation
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Posted - 2007.06.27 10:36:00 -
[304]
Awesome stuff ^^ --
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TribalSielu
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Posted - 2007.06.29 10:45:00 -
[305]
Rollin
Keep Ganking Ganking Ganking
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RaithSphere
Minmatar Systematic Destruction Combined Planetary Union
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Posted - 2007.06.29 11:06:00 -
[306]
Wrong Char http://raithsphere.com/gank.txt
thats my Take on Limp Bizkits Rollin' as Gankin'
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Fortunati
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.29 11:39:00 -
[307]
Edited by: Fortunati on 29/06/2007 11:38:55 Remove "Who dares, wins" |

Zylatis
Lacedaemon. Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.29 11:41:00 -
[308]
Singers that sound like the cookie monster ftw
Keep it up! *thumbs up*
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Rilder
Caldari THC LTD
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Posted - 2007.06.29 11:56:00 -
[309]
Great songs Curzon.
Visit my blog =)http://rilderslog.blogspot.com/ |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.29 13:02:00 -
[310]
Thanks all. :)
New song should be out today or tomorrow. I've been struggling for a month or more with my inability to find a backtrack for "White Christmas" that I liked, and just realized that I could do the background "music" myself - the way that they did it in "The Santa Claus" with Tim Allen.
Right now I'm playing / rewinding that scene so I can get the feel for it. And I'm not making a CD - donate ISK! :)
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Cphil
Empirius Enigmus Navy Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.06.29 14:04:00 -
[311]
HHAHAHAHAHAHAAH !!!!! Rats got loot FTW / Care bare eye FTW / ISk isk FTW!!!!!!!
Good job man ;) keep it coming hahahahahaa !1 Reguards, Cphil Yaarrrrr
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Zyck
Gallente ZiTek
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Posted - 2007.06.29 15:37:00 -
[312]
Great stuff ! :) -Zyck
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Suitonia
Gallente New Eden Freelancers NxT LeveL
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Posted - 2007.06.30 18:49:00 -
[313]
Eve online is for bob :) Shame it got leaked by Molle lol. Good stuff btw.
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Kartikeya
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Posted - 2007.06.30 19:55:00 -
[314]
OMFG Eve Online is for BOB is awsome I was LOL
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.01 03:13:00 -
[315]
June 30th: New song finished and uploaded:
Sorry, damn ISK spammers jumped in and ruined my song. :(
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Naervic
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Posted - 2007.07.01 04:13:00 -
[316]
Love the new song, and the impression of an ISK farmer was priceless. Even though I suspect you'll come under fire by a few forum activists on the voice being east-Asian. =P But again, awesome job on the song.
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Scarcus
Caldari Stain of Mind
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Posted - 2007.07.01 04:17:00 -
[317]
I can only dream of having the kind of free time you obviously enjoy. Good job.
Once NOL has been purged with cleansing fire, and all the vassals are put to the sword, I'm sure we'll have a lovely little cold war, your bloc and ours.
Originally by: KIATolon Chowdown, if you use your t
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.01 04:32:00 -
[318]
The forum flamers against "Asian" or "chinese" being used in the same sentence as "farmer" or "ISK seller" have no idea what they're talking about. They're just trolling.
wo shi hui shuo yi dian zhong wen sa. =p
'nuff said there.
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voogru
Gallente Massive Damage
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Posted - 2007.07.01 04:54:00 -
[319]
Edited by: voogru on 01/07/2007 04:53:24
Originally by: Curzon Dax The forum flamers against "Asian" or "chinese" being used in the same sentence as "farmer" or "ISK seller" have no idea what they're talking about. They're just trolling.
wo shi hui shuo yi dian zhong wen sa. =p
'nuff said there.
OMG ROFL
*DIESLAUGHING*
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari Omen Incorporated Storm Armada
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Posted - 2007.07.01 08:07:00 -
[320]
Hahahaha, ownage xD
What the freck was the name of the original? Can't remember :(
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Rilder
Caldari THC LTD
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Posted - 2007.07.01 09:45:00 -
[321]
New song Wewt, GRR poxy isk sellers ruining your song. .
Visit my blog =)http://rilderslog.blogspot.com/ |

Cruthensis
Gallente Farmer Killers United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.07.01 10:23:00 -
[322]
These are BETTER than the originals in many cases...
The end of Runaway Inflation is *wiping-me-out* and soooo on the nail. |

R3dSh1ft
Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.07.01 11:01:00 -
[323]
lol
DKOD - an awesome synchronised killing machine |

EpilepticCricket
Amarr Capo di Tutti Capi
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Posted - 2007.07.01 14:26:00 -
[324]
            
you sir....... are a lyrical genius!!!!!!
Bravo 10/10 all around. You are an inspiration to me.
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Kailiani
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.01 15:36:00 -
[325]
No, I wont duel you.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.01 17:34:00 -
[326]
Originally by: Lord MuffloN Hahahaha, ownage xD
What the freck was the name of the original? Can't remember :(
The original was "Runaway Train" by Soul Asylum. It was about Runaway kids in the 90s.
And Kalia....*laughing* Of course you won't duel me. Not even in your battleship vs. my mining barge. o.O
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Deacon Jim
Minmatar No Fear Buccaneers
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Posted - 2007.07.01 19:28:00 -
[327]
*****
thx for the time yall put into this
*****
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Cyan Nuevo
The Blackguard Wolves
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Posted - 2007.07.02 04:14:00 -
[328]
AMAZING NEW SONG. Had me uncontrollably laughing. --- Proud Amarr pilot.
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Futureface01
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.07.02 07:35:00 -
[329]
Great song, I love it except one thing... I'm a carebear who has played for more than 3 months now... Where is my faction ship??? :( :( :(
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Tyson Gallane
Caldari Political Warfare Executive
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Posted - 2007.07.02 08:37:00 -
[330]
Just follow the instructions in the song, old chap.

TG.
Originally by: CCP Oveur - As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational wallet!
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Kumu Honua
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Posted - 2007.07.02 08:56:00 -
[331]
Lol. Definitely class.
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Janjan Jansen
Amarr 1st Praetorian Guard Vigilia Valeria
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Posted - 2007.07.02 09:49:00 -
[332]
Very nice work Curzon Dax!!! Thanks for all your great songs. I know one public channel that's not in use anymore because off these bastards. Keep up the good work.
Greetings, Janjan Jansen
PS can i have a CD with autograph, please
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Golden Helmet
Caldari Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.07.02 10:35:00 -
[333]
this is the frikken best. especially love the rap tracks (and i'm not normally a rap fan), and eve online for bob is great. oh, and runaway inflation made me laugh myself to tears
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 04:45:00 -
[334]
Originally by: Janjan Jansen Very nice work Curzon Dax!!! Thanks for all your great songs. I know one public channel that's not in use anymore because off these bastards. Keep up the good work.
Greetings, Janjan Jansen
PS can i have a CD with autograph, please
Donate a billion ISK to my wallet, and I will personally make you a CD, Dodiez will write you a love note, and we'll mail it to you. :)
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voogru
Gallente Massive Damage
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:11:00 -
[335]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Donate a billion ISK to my wallet, and I will personally make you a CD, Dodiez will write you a love note, and we'll mail it to you. :)
Hey! Wheres my Dodiez love note!
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BXSKILLA
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:12:00 -
[336]
Edited by: BXSKILLA on 03/07/2007 05:12:23 Edited by: BXSKILLA on 03/07/2007 05:11:59 Edited by: BXSKILLA on 03/07/2007 05:11:33 Dude, your songs are great keep up the good work!!!
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MindBender
Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:29:00 -
[337]
Curzon! Awesome new song! And a cameo by T20! Woot!
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Aimski
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Posted - 2007.07.03 06:33:00 -
[338]
Love the new song! Waiting to hear a song about mining...
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Bagehi
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.03 06:42:00 -
[339]
Hilarious! Eve is for Bob is getting a lot of replay! Runaway inflation is so depressingly true it is funny.
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Buford Early
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.07.03 08:13:00 -
[340]
Love it, nice work 
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Mahu
hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:02:00 -
[341]
Genius nothing more to add except keep em coming, best eve entertainment I've had for ages.
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El'basin
Amarr EvE Mining and Manufacturing
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Posted - 2007.07.04 09:18:00 -
[342]
I cant but join the crowd here, you make fkn awesome songs. Ill be waiting fevereshly for the next one.
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Aramendel
Amarr Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.04 10:34:00 -
[343]
Hahaha. Great. 
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Krissam
Caldari Danish Space bees
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Posted - 2007.07.04 20:15:00 -
[344]
you're bringing me back to my unrealt tournament days, cuz you my friend are
GODLIKE!
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.04 22:26:00 -
[345]
*whispers*
I'm in your thread, stealing your orange soda! 
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Detei Aran
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Posted - 2007.07.05 01:19:00 -
[346]
I had to change my pants after ISK ISK Baby, you are god.
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Mollernak
Cassus Beli FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.05 01:32:00 -
[347]
You sir, are a true genius...
Even my non-playing gf and wow playing friends get a laugh from these.
"Dax is back" is particularly good 
Keep 'em coming....
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Domashi
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.07.05 05:52:00 -
[348]
Edited by: Domashi on 05/07/2007 05:52:04 Mate, love your work. Top notch and anyone that gives it to bob that hard is alright in my books.
Remind me to mail you some eve beers one day for a awsome job 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.05 06:26:00 -
[349]
Originally by: Domashi Edited by: Domashi on 05/07/2007 05:52:04 Mate, love your work. Top notch and anyone that gives it to bob that hard is alright in my books.
Remind me to mail you some eve beers one day for a awsome job 
Thanks, glad you enjoy the tunes. :)
However, I make fun of everyone in equal parts. There's not many folks that have escaped my lyrical parody. Even some of the staff at CCP have made um..appearances in some of my songs - I'm equal parts glad and disappointed that they haven't noticed. On the one hand, dev posts in my thread would make me smile, but on the other hand, I think if they noticed, I would probably wake up in a Velator with 0 SP and a -10 billion ISK wallet balance.
All in good spirit though. There's more songs that include or focus on BoB because at the moment they're easier to make fun of than anyone else.
If you notice, my songs tend to be about whatever is hot / funny / topical at the time I make them.
The two I'm working into release right now (I would have had another one out tonight, but the woman went to bed, and I don't want to keep her up while I'm singing and stuff) are about quite relevant matters that forum warriors should identify with, and neither are about BoB.
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Tyeson Rai
Caldari Sturmgrenadier Inc R i s e
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Posted - 2007.07.05 06:40:00 -
[350]
That was me above, posted on the wrong character. Oops!
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Domashi
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.07.05 09:04:00 -
[351]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Domashi Edited by: Domashi on 05/07/2007 05:52:04 Mate, love your work. Top notch and anyone that gives it to bob that hard is alright in my books.
Remind me to mail you some eve beers one day for a awsome job 
Thanks, glad you enjoy the tunes. :)
However, I make fun of everyone in equal parts. There's not many folks that have escaped my lyrical parody. Even some of the staff at CCP have made um..appearances in some of my songs - I'm equal parts glad and disappointed that they haven't noticed. On the one hand, dev posts in my thread would make me smile, but on the other hand, I think if they noticed, I would probably wake up in a Velator with 0 SP and a -10 billion ISK wallet balance.
All in good spirit though. There's more songs that include or focus on BoB because at the moment they're easier to make fun of than anyone else.
If you notice, my songs tend to be about whatever is hot / funny / topical at the time I make them.
The two I'm working into release right now (I would have had another one out tonight, but the woman went to bed, and I don't want to keep her up while I'm singing and stuff) are about quite relevant matters that forum warriors should identify with, and neither are about BoB.
Yeah I know its all in good fun and I have noticed the ccp appearences too just find it funnier making fun of bob then ccp .
Will be looking foward to your next releases aswell.. So comming to all good music stores soon ? hehe 
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Pratiken
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Posted - 2007.07.05 09:39:00 -
[352]
I think I heard cell phone interference in Isk Isk Baby right before Curzon says "Yo lets get out of here, word to your CEO"
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.05 10:03:00 -
[353]
Originally by: Pratiken I think I heard cell phone interference in Isk Isk Baby right before Curzon says "Yo lets get out of here, word to your CEO"
Yes you did; that was in my early days of noob recordery, before I realized that cell phone + speaker = sounds.
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ArmyOfMe
Exotic Dancers Club
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Posted - 2007.07.05 11:10:00 -
[354]
awsome  
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.05 21:21:00 -
[355]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Pratiken I think I heard cell phone interference in Isk Isk Baby right before Curzon says "Yo lets get out of here, word to your CEO"
Yes you did; that was in my early days of noob recordery, before I realized that cell phone + speaker = sounds.
It was probably me calling ...sorry.....................
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Del ReyII
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.05 21:38:00 -
[356]
Class act, very good.
Last two are brilliant.
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Niffetin
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.07.06 01:40:00 -
[357]
Frickin awesome songs 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.06 03:06:00 -
[358]
New song released, hope you enjoy. :)
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Triban
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Posted - 2007.07.06 04:58:00 -
[359]
Edited by: Triban on 06/07/2007 04:59:37 Curzon, try Complicated by Avril Lavigne, that should get some laughs.
Or, Blinded by the light by The Police. And there's always Come Together, by The Beatles.
My main is Helo Adoniis btw.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.06 10:37:00 -
[360]
Originally by: Triban Edited by: Triban on 06/07/2007 04:59:37 Curzon, try Complicated by Avril Lavigne, that should get some laughs.
Or, Blinded by the light by The Police. And there's always Come Together, by The Beatles.
My main is Helo Adoniis btw.
Just thought that I would toss this out there, but um...
I'm a dude. Did you listen to "Dreaming of Eve?" That's a distinctly male voice. No matter how hard I might ever kick myself in the nuts, or be kicked in the nuts, I will never be able to pull off an Avril Lavigne song. Perhaps you should send a mail to Dodiez. :)
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Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.07.06 11:20:00 -
[361]
Edited by: Freyya on 06/07/2007 11:21:54 WORK ON BECUASE I GOT HIGH! that song is written for me...once i get my bio fixed again you'll see why (had some lyrics with that song in there but it got nerfed ) or just look at my title  can't wait to hear that one..
furthermore, i have all my coworkers looking at me in a funny way since i can't wipe this big smile off my face...the fact that i bursted into laughing earlier probably didnt help either. keep up the damned good work! ________________________________________________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS please sign :) i want purrty colours :( |

Natsuki Kugah
Section XIII Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.07.06 11:38:00 -
[362]
Fantastic songs... if only you could put the lyrics somewhere... please :)
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Gossef
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Posted - 2007.07.06 21:01:00 -
[363]
I almost died laughing while listening to several of those, really good stuff!
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Phoebus Athenian
Gallente KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.06 21:36:00 -
[364]
LOL those are pretty funny... Good job mate :) ---
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Samuel Freedom
Minmatar Ramdon Industries corporation
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Posted - 2007.07.06 22:40:00 -
[365]
lol @ inflation I was laughing out loud 
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Miss Baloo
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Posted - 2007.07.06 23:01:00 -
[366]
Awesome Curson, but....
Moar Dodiez please!
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Kylegar
Caldari Shadow Of The Light R i s e
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Posted - 2007.07.06 23:36:00 -
[367]
Hah, Love the new song Curzon!
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.07 00:23:00 -
[368]
Originally by: Miss Baloo Awesome Curson, but....
Moar Dodiez please!

Maybe I'll be able to sing in the next one. Here's hoping! 
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PKenO
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Posted - 2007.07.08 16:06:00 -
[369]
Yeh, more Dodiez. You two pulled off such a good parody, I was surprised when I heard the tune. Look forward to seeing if you're as dynamic as Curzon seems to be.
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Aramendel
Amarr Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.08 16:55:00 -
[370]
*sniff* Beautiful.
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Nyphur
Pillowsoft
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Posted - 2007.07.08 16:58:00 -
[371]
Edited by: Nyphur on 08/07/2007 16:58:51
I like #13, but if you would appreciate some constructive criticism, your timing is off here and there in a lot of songs, including this one. You tend to squeeze words in where they don't fit or stretch words out to fit and sometimes use phrases that sound out of place with the tune because we have the original in mind and you use very different sounds sometimes. Probably the best Parody singer in the world would be, in my opinion, Weird Al. I'm wondering how much of an influence he has been on your work, if at all?
Eve-Tanking.com - Nobody reads this slogan. |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.08 17:26:00 -
[372]
Originally by: Nyphur Edited by: Nyphur on 08/07/2007 16:58:51
I like #13, but if you would appreciate some constructive criticism, your timing is off here and there in a lot of songs, including this one. You tend to squeeze words in where they don't fit or stretch words out to fit and sometimes use phrases that sound out of place with the tune because we have the original in mind and you use very different sounds sometimes. Probably the best Parody singer in the world would be, in my opinion, Weird Al. I'm wondering how much of an influence he has been on your work, if at all?
Yes, quite aware that I suck. :) Weird Al is cool enough, and has some great songs. My music would also sound MUCH better if I were getting paid to do it like a full-time job instead of a two day run of writing/recording.
Give me a manager, a recording studio, a band, and professional sound editors, and I'll produce something better than a recorded-at-home-on-freeware-audio-software-during-my-spare-time songs.
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Nyphur
Pillowsoft
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Posted - 2007.07.08 18:06:00 -
[373]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Yes, quite aware that I suck. :) Weird Al is cool enough, and has some great songs. My music would also sound MUCH better if I were getting paid to do it like a full-time job instead of a two day run of writing/recording.
Give me a manager, a recording studio, a band, and professional sound editors, and I'll produce something better than a recorded-at-home-on-freeware-audio-software-during-my-spare-time songs.
Oh no, of course you don't suck. I love your parodies, I just think they could be improved with a little extra thought, time and effort and perhaps the right influences. I don't really think money would improve the quality, I think some competition would! Are there any other people who do eve parodies?
Eve-Tanking.com - Nobody reads this slogan. |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.08 21:23:00 -
[374]
Originally by: Nyphur
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Yes, quite aware that I suck. :) Weird Al is cool enough, and has some great songs. My music would also sound MUCH better if I were getting paid to do it like a full-time job instead of a two day run of writing/recording.
Give me a manager, a recording studio, a band, and professional sound editors, and I'll produce something better than a recorded-at-home-on-freeware-audio-software-during-my-spare-time songs.
Oh no, of course you don't suck. I love your parodies, I just think they could be improved with a little extra thought, time and effort and perhaps the right influences. I don't really think money would improve the quality, I think some competition would! Are there any other people who do eve parodies?
Once upon a time there was a guy who did a parody or two. I did a parody about him because he cheated to win something, then he whined about it to CCP and they nerfed my parody thread. =p Go to www.eve-files.com and search for "Dax is Back."
I haven't heard him do anything since, so I'm guessing he took the message to heart. :(
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Helo Adoniis
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Posted - 2007.07.09 03:38:00 -
[375]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Just thought that I would toss this out there, but um...
I'm a dude. Did you listen to "Dreaming of Eve?" That's a distinctly male voice. No matter how hard I might ever kick myself in the nuts, or be kicked in the nuts, I will never be able to pull off an Avril Lavigne song. Perhaps you should send a mail to Dodiez. :)
What if I kick you in the nuts while I have Avril Lavigne playing in the background and then cover you in pumpkin pie filling? 
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.09 03:57:00 -
[376]
Edited by: Dodiez on 09/07/2007 03:57:00
Originally by: Helo Adoniis
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Just thought that I would toss this out there, but um...
I'm a dude. Did you listen to "Dreaming of Eve?" That's a distinctly male voice. No matter how hard I might ever kick myself in the nuts, or be kicked in the nuts, I will never be able to pull off an Avril Lavigne song. Perhaps you should send a mail to Dodiez. :)
What if I kick you in the nuts while I have Avril Lavigne playing in the background and then cover you in pumpkin pie filling? 
I must condemn this. You must not harm what other people derive joy from. Especially when the "other people" is me. Just saying.
This public service annoucement is brought to you by the letter "L" and the number "8".
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Antigen
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Posted - 2007.07.10 07:01:00 -
[377]
great work Curzon keep 'em coming, laughing my ass off here. Tho I have a question. I just got around to listening to Dax is back, and...wow. Can some one please explain the deep loathing for Crovan. I didn't pay mcuh attention to eve idol.
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Antigen
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Posted - 2007.07.10 07:03:00 -
[378]
great work Curzon keep 'em coming, laughing my ass off here. Tho I have a question. I just got around to listening to Dax is back, and...wow. Can some one please explain the deep loathing for Crovan. I didn't pay mcuh attention to eve idol.
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teko82
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Posted - 2007.07.12 23:57:00 -
[379]
Can't stop listening to them You got yourself a small, but growing, group of danish fans :) Even Considering puting a tribute to you my PC We're constanly monitoring this thread for new songs, as it just keeps getting better, even thoug Dax Is Back is still my N.1 ;) As for the Other Character in that song, his works are as you sing ;)
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ry ry
StateCorp
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Posted - 2007.07.13 15:41:00 -
[380]
Edited by: ry ry on 13/07/2007 15:49:16
Gate Camping, to the tune of Billy Idol's White Wedding.
i honestly can't be arsed to record it, despite being able to karaoke up a passable billy idol impression, so lets just pretend i did. also: a bump for young Curzon whos a funny man.
this is dedicated to tiller, who is my current favourite roleplayer.
Quote:
Hey interceptor who you running from? Hey interceptor where's your wingman gone? Hey interceptor is my jammer on? Hey interceptor this is kinda fun Hey interceptor SMARTBOMB!
It's a nice day to smack again. It's a nice day for gate camping. I hope your clone was uptop date.
Hey interceptor bet you thought you'd live Hey interceptor d'you like my mothership? Hey interceptor SMARTBOMB! (oh yeah) Hey interceptor who's your main character? Hey interceptor SMARTBOMB!
It's a nice day to smack again (come on) It's a nice day for gate camping. I hope your clone was uptop date.
(Pick it up)
Back in your clone yeah!
Hey interceptor your loot was faction Hey interceptor whine on the fo-orum I've been camping here for so long (so long) I've been camping here for so long (so long) now a level five skill is gone
It's a nice day to start again (come on) It's a nice day for gate camping I hope your clone was uptop daaaaaate.
There is nothin' fair in this world There is nothin' safe in this world And there's nothin' sure in this world And there's nothin' pure in this world Look for something left in this world Start again
Intel I think there's a blob coming oh **** lets run away! oh **** lets run away! oh **** lets run away! oh **** lets run awaaaaaaay!
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.07.14 00:10:00 -
[381]
I just realized the BoB song was the Avenue Q song.
Good show sir.
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Durao
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.07.14 02:26:00 -
[382]
Battle of the Epeens is awesome.
I laughed hard.
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Shadow Traveler
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Posted - 2007.07.14 08:35:00 -
[383]
You sir.
Are a genius.
Thanks for the great songs 
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Spitzerr
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.14 22:35:00 -
[384]
That's Bull****, Get a life 
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Adelorae24
Caldari Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.14 23:44:00 -
[385]
Originally by: Spitzerr That's Bull****, Get a life 
QFT!
The last thing Eve needs is a Weird Al clone...
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.15 08:04:00 -
[386]
Originally by: Adelorae24
Originally by: Spitzerr That's Bull****, Get a life 
QFT!
The last thing Eve needs is a Weird Al clone...
Awwwww, the Racketeers are sad they haven't been in any of Curzon's songs...
Here's some cheese. I hear it makes whine taste better.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.15 08:10:00 -
[387]
Originally by: Spitzerr That's Bull****, Get a life 
*laughing* This from the guys who steal ore from miners in highsec in 15 man gangs.
My pseudo-friend, I would make a parody of Racketeers, but it would be a parody of "I'm a Barbie Girl."
I'm a lame ore thief, I like high-sec grief... Girls are from Venus But I like pe..*cough* I don't think I can finish that one.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.15 08:15:00 -
[388]
Ah...Dodiez and I were having fun, and she said that she would make it, but then we discovered that the Racketeers already sort of beat us to it with a music video. :(
Grats guy.
Racketeers in Action
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Juan Mendez
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.15 09:25:00 -
[389]
We were young, naive and needed the money.
Guy with the headband is "Moon Wolf"
Stripper in the background is "Spitzer"

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Kyp Rodan
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.16 00:56:00 -
[390]
You wanna know why?
Because we can
HAHHAHA
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teko82
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Posted - 2007.07.16 22:31:00 -
[391]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Edited by: Curzon Dax on 15/07/2007 08:13:44
My pseudo-friend, I would make a parody of Racketeers, but it would be a parody of "I'm a Barbie Girl."
I'm a lame ore thief, I like high-sec grief... Girls are from Venus But I like pe..*cough* I don't think I can finish that one.
*EDIT* Dodiez and I were giggling over this one. More lyrics:
Come on lamers forum flamers Ah... ah... ah... ah...
Could be pretty fun me thinks :)
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.07.16 23:48:00 -
[392]
Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 16/07/2007 23:48:05 Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 16/07/2007 23:47:51
Originally by: Kyp Rodan You wanna know why?
Because we can
HAHHAHA
What a well thought out, amazingly mature, and intelligent reply.
Originally by: Curzon Dax Ah...Dodiez and I were having fun, and she said that she would make it, but then we discovered that the Racketeers already sort of beat us to it with a music video. :(
Grats guy.
Racketeers in Action
I think I need that 3 minutes and 10 seconds of my life back now. I don't know what's worse, you finding that, or me watching it.
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Pharos Dei
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.07.17 07:05:00 -
[393]
Edited by: Pharos Dei on 17/07/2007 07:05:03 lol, no idea how i missed that for months.. AWESOME
esp "Dax is Back"
you and dodiez rock! :P Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Hango ([email protected]) |

Theoses
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Posted - 2007.07.17 12:40:00 -
[394]
that was amazing!
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Darkmist Starpain
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Posted - 2007.07.17 19:17:00 -
[395]
Hi Curzon and Dodiez. *waves* :] Apple Polisher Extraordinairee Office Floor Scrubber Magnifique |

Grentho
Caldari Wook Recon
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Posted - 2007.07.17 19:50:00 -
[396]
dunno if its been thought off if so im sorry for mentioning it again
how about "hey noob"
sung to the tune of "hey jude" by paul mcartney or whoever
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Alekseyev Karrde
The Royal Guard Giant Space Amoeba
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Posted - 2007.07.17 20:42:00 -
[397]
Great work Curzon! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -Alekseyev Karrde Ambassador, Fleet Commander =The Royal Guard= www.rgrocks.com/"=TRG=Public" Chat Channel www.giantspac |

waynetta
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Posted - 2007.07.19 17:30:00 -
[398]
thxs for your great album have used it to make gate camping more amusing keep up the good work i am making a song for your album when ive made it i'll send it to you.its to the tune of fernando by abba
keep up the great work 
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Cker
ZeZ Research
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Posted - 2007.07.19 21:53:00 -
[399]
Originally by: Kyp Rodan You wanna know why?
Because we can
HAHHAHA
It always *****s me up how people with no talent criticize others, Curzon brings happiness and joy (and jello puddin' pops) to eve gamers all around the eve universe, many a ship having been blown up with the pilot (or attacker) listening to his songs.
But, what have you done that's so famous? Annoy a few miners? Oh wow.... 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.20 00:48:00 -
[400]
Originally by: Cker
Originally by: Kyp Rodan You wanna know why?
Because we can
HAHHAHA
It always *****s me up how people with no talent criticize others, Curzon brings happiness and joy (and jello puddin' pops) to eve gamers all around the eve universe, many a ship having been blown up with the pilot (or attacker) listening to his songs.
But, what have you done that's so famous? Annoy a few miners? Oh wow.... 
*laughing*
Its no sweat. :) I spent a lot of years in the army, and have thick skin. I do this to amuse myself, and share what I do with the community so they can get some chuckles at my expense too. There will always exist 13 year old nerds who sit behind computer screens and proclaim their knowledge about a subject and somehow believe that trying to put someone else down makes them superior.
Not much you can do about it. :)
I'm not worried about it. I own the Racketeers at song making, I own them in PvP, and if they should ever try stealing from my can, I'll kill them there too. Fellas, if you promise not to run away, I'll give you a 2 or 3 vs. 1 fight. :) You know, make things a bit more fair.
Anyway, new parody is done, released to a certain DJ on Eve Radio for her exclusive use. Tune into TaxiGirl's show tonight. :)
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Vitnir Belote
Black Knight Buccaneers Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.20 14:09:00 -
[401]
Great album!  May I ask why you have stayed in DCMI all this time?
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.20 19:39:00 -
[402]
Originally by: Vitnir Belote Great album!  May I ask why you have stayed in DCMI all this time?
Oh no. Now you have opened a can of worms.
*waits to see how Curzon will wax both poetic and nostalgic on PCs and how most of 'em are lame*
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.21 05:19:00 -
[403]
Originally by: Vitnir Belote Great album!  May I ask why you have stayed in DCMI all this time?
Au Contraire Dodienoob.
Its simply. I can't think of anything that a player corp offers (end, not a means) that I can't get in DCMI, and an NPC corp has some additional benefits that a player corp doesn't have.
The day that someone convinces or demonstrates to me that their corp is better than my NPC corp, I won't be in DCMI anymore. :)
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DarkonRhoe
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.07.21 07:38:00 -
[404]
Nice to see your still out there curxon Great job on the songs. Calmarri
FTW |

ArchVonBaron
The Black Ops
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Posted - 2007.07.21 07:43:00 -
[405]
Great job on the songs Curzon, hope you make some new ones soon :D.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.22 21:54:00 -
[406]
Speaking of which, enjoy the new ones. =)
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Golden Helmet
Caldari Team Americas
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Posted - 2007.07.22 22:04:00 -
[407]
Heh heh heh, love the new one, that was great
Hurry up and do "Because I Got High", can't wait for that one ♥♥♥
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Sir Twitch
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Posted - 2007.07.23 03:34:00 -
[408]
ROFL LOVE IT DUDE KEEP IT COMING!!!!!
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Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.07.23 08:12:00 -
[409]
Damnit...getting back here reminds me i still need to fix my bio.. ________________________________________________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS please sign :) i want purrty colours :( |

Irob Urore
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2007.07.23 09:52:00 -
[410]
lol these are great.
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Juan Mendez
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.23 10:41:00 -
[411]
Oh dear! Someone clearly has too much spare time on their hands. 
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Rilder
Caldari THC LTD
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Posted - 2007.07.23 11:06:00 -
[412]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Its no sweat. :) I spent a lot of years in the army, and have thick skin.
My respect for you just went up by 269 points.
Visit my blog =)http://rilderslog.blogspot.com/ |

Freddy Jnr
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.23 11:32:00 -
[413]
Quote: I'm not worried about it. I own the Racketeers at song making, I own them in PvP, and if they should ever try stealing from my can, I'll kill them there too. Fellas, if you promise not to run away, I'll give you a 2 or 3 vs. 1 fight. :) You know, make things a bit more fair.
Well this is interesting. You own us at song making do you? How about this one (to the tune of the haunting "Noob, you'll have an epeen soon")
"Dax (dum dum dum dum) You'll have a real life soon. Soon (dum dum dum dum) You'll make some frineds. Dax (dum dum dum dum) You'll have a real life soon. Soon (dum dum dum dum) You'll find a job." 
And I must say I'm surprised that someone who is clearly so obsessed with "epeens" is throwing PvP challenges around left, right and centre.
"I'll give you a 2 or 3 vs. 1 fight." Of course you will. Bring your CNR. We'll honour the 3 on 1. (unless of course it looks like we may lose a ship). 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 11:46:00 -
[414]
Originally by: Freddy Jnr
Quote: flameage
Sorry Freddy, that was a joke. And what I meant was that fighting you was a joke. And what I meant by that was that Racketeering PvP is a joke. I've met you guys in combat once, it WAS 3v1, and you ran. Poo.
Like your song idea. :) Put it together, sing it, and post it in here!
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R3dSh1ft
Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.07.23 11:51:00 -
[415]
BUMP FOR GREAT JUSTICE
DKOD - an awesome synchronised killing machine |

captain kikaz
Paradox v2.0 Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.23 11:55:00 -
[416]
thread delivers 
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Freddy Jnr
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.23 12:02:00 -
[417]
Originally by: Curzon Dax} Sorry Freddy, that was a joke. And what I meant was that fighting you was a joke. And what I meant by that was that Racketeering PvP is a joke. I've met you guys in combat once, it WAS 3v1, and you ran. Poo.
Like your song idea. :) Put it together, sing it, and post it in here!
I have better things to do than to record songs about EvE. I'm not calling you a liar but I don't recall anyone saying they met you in combat. We are a hi-sec corp and you're in Deep Core Mining. Unless we flipped your can, I can't see how that's ever happened?
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 14:49:00 -
[418]
Originally by: Freddy Jnr
Originally by: Curzon Dax} Sorry Freddy, that was a joke. And what I meant was that fighting you was a joke. And what I meant by that was that Racketeering PvP is a joke. I've met you guys in combat once, it WAS 3v1, and you ran. Poo.
Like your song idea. :) Put it together, sing it, and post it in here!
I have better things to do than to record songs about EvE. I'm not calling you a liar but I don't recall anyone saying they met you in combat. We are a hi-sec corp and you're in Deep Core Mining. Unless we flipped your can, I can't see how that's ever happened?
Yes, because corp-wide activities limited to high-sec can flipping are a "better thing to do" than having a blast making songs that make fun of everyone? 
Troll.
And yes, you've flipped my can. Two cruisrs, a frigate, and a backup industrial. Flipped my can. I locked down the frigate, then let my drones on him, and flipped my can back. The two cruisers entered the fray. 20 minutes later, I continued mining.
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Freddy Jnr
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.23 18:32:00 -
[419]
Quote: Yes, because corp-wide activities limited to high-sec can flipping are a "better thing to do" than having a blast making songs that make fun of everyone?
No, that's a "better thing to do than mining" 
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Spitzerr
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.23 22:09:00 -
[420]
Originally by: Shadow Traveler You sir.
Are a genius.
Thanks for the great songs 
Liar! 
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Eratem
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.23 22:17:00 -
[421]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
The two cruisers entered the fray. 20 minutes later, I continued mining.
WOW the DCMI miner tanked 2 cruisers and a frig for 20 minutes before they ran away from a miner??? WOW - some how i don't quite believe that!
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Adelorae24
Caldari Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.23 22:20:00 -
[422]
First your music is weak. It reminds me of the songs that 3 year olds make up in the back seat of the car on the way to day care.
Second name the location for the 3 v 1 if you can tear yourself away from the 15 dollar casio keyboard, and your failed attempts at self-love long enough
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Gortaak
Caldari Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.23 22:21:00 -
[423]
Edited by: Gortaak on 23/07/2007 22:22:15
Originally by: Adelorae24 First your music is weak. It reminds me of the songs that 3 year olds make up in the back seat of the car on the way to day care.
Second name the location for the 3 v 1 if you can tear yourself away from the 15 dollar casio keyboard, and your failed attempts at self-love long enough
Quoted for supreme truth! Rofl, owned.
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Eratem
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.23 22:22:00 -
[424]
Adelorae you are insulting the great musical talent of 3 year olds everywhere!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 22:24:00 -
[425]
Originally by: Adelorae24 First your music is weak. It reminds me of the songs that 3 year olds make up in the back seat of the car on the way to day care.
Second name the location for the 3 v 1 if you can tear yourself away from the 15 dollar casio keyboard, and your failed attempts at self-love long enough
Look forward to hearing what you can do. :) C'mon, don't be shy!
And the location is Nourvukaiken. Shoot me an Evemail when you have your MOD squad assembled.
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Gortaak
Caldari Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.23 22:35:00 -
[426]
Wave it around big guy, wave it around.
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RenegadeRacer
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.23 22:43:00 -
[427]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Adelorae24 First your music is weak. It reminds me of the songs that 3 year olds make up in the back seat of the car on the way to day care.
Second name the location for the 3 v 1 if you can tear yourself away from the 15 dollar casio keyboard, and your failed attempts at self-love long enough
Look forward to hearing what you can do. :) C'mon, don't be shy!
And the location is Nourvukaiken. Shoot me an Evemail when you have your MOD squad assembled.
Be careful it doesnt snap, because the wind is picking up.
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Kyden
Gallente Path of Light R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.07.23 22:48:00 -
[428]
Originally by: Gortaak Edited by: Gortaak on 23/07/2007 22:22:15
Originally by: Adelorae24 First your music is weak. It reminds me of the songs that 3 year olds make up in the back seat of the car on the way to day care.
Second name the location for the 3 v 1 if you can tear yourself away from the 15 dollar casio keyboard, and your failed attempts at self-love long enough
Quoted for supreme truth! Rofl, owned.
Lofl....If you call that owned then I feel sorry for your simple minded ass. Kids these days
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Gus Morgan
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2007.07.24 00:33:00 -
[429]
talking about better things to do, 15 posts in a thread trying to bash a guy just for making a couple of songs. Great group acheivment!
btw, liked you songs, parodies are always appriciated.
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Naervic
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Posted - 2007.07.24 01:34:00 -
[430]
Wow, loved your Parody to Paint it Black. Awesome job on that one. Sad that there have to be 4 or 5 people who come into a thread, and having nothing better to do but bash your hard work. Obviously a large portion of EVE Players love your work. You near unanimously won the latest EVE Idol contest. I don't see much room for their immature insulting.
But great job on everything, and I look forward to more of your work. 
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Kylegar
Caldari Shadow Of The Light R i s e
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Posted - 2007.07.24 04:21:00 -
[431]
I Love the new song Curzon! Its hilarious. Perfectly describes my first venture in to 0.0...
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Freddy Jnr
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.24 09:07:00 -
[432]
Originally by: Gus Morgan talking about better things to do, 15 posts in a thread trying to bash a guy just for making a couple of songs. Great group acheivment!
btw, liked you songs, parodies are always appriciated.
Server went down last night! 
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Scott Ryder
Omen Incorporated Storm Armada
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Posted - 2007.07.24 10:43:00 -
[433]
Can i watch? i mean when a high sec billionaire carebear wins one of the greatest duels that will happend this year i mean?
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Iva Soreass
FireStar Inc FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.24 11:57:00 -
[434]
Edited by: Iva Soreass on 24/07/2007 11:56:51 Good work Dax keep em coming \o/.
I was violated by BackDoor Bandit :*( www.firestar-online.com |

Imperius Blackheart
Caldari Trinity Nova KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.24 12:02:00 -
[435]
Brilliant stuff, I think flashing red is my fave thus far.
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HayesDuSid
Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2007.07.24 21:27:00 -
[436]
Great work Dax, gratz.
WDA had less whining on its form thread -.-
Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24,000 bytes - Tallan ([email protected]) |

Nova Incantus
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.07.24 21:50:00 -
[437]
hey is Curzon still making songs?
I don't know what all got recommended but I just thought of one on the drive home after listening to a few last night
"Who let the Dogs out, who who who who who"
to
"Who let the Drones out, pew pew pew pew pew"
---------------------- If you build it, they will come and attack it.
Nova Incantus - [SAK] |

Sandzibarr
A.W.M Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.07.25 23:52:00 -
[438]
flashing red made me dig out my old Tour of Duty video. cant think why.
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Gaunty
Macabre Votum INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.07.26 02:42:00 -
[439]
Amazing songs dude! 
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Aziz Hekato
Minmatar Hekato-Matari Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.26 03:41:00 -
[440]
In some of the songs (flashing red for example) you really remind me of the main singer in SOAD
Great songs btw, love "n00b, you will have your ePeen soon" and "Flashing red"  
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Wrayeth
Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.07.26 08:41:00 -
[441]
Originally by: Aziz Hekato In some of the songs (flashing red for example) you really remind me of the main singer in SOAD
You know, I think I agree with you on that. I'd love to see Curzon do a rendition of "Cigarro" or "BYOB (Bring Your Own Bombs)". -Wrayeth n00b Extraordinaire
"Look, pa! I just contributed absolutely nothing to this thread!" |

Tahmee Bhakeur
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Posted - 2007.07.27 19:32:00 -
[442]
Sweet tracks man.
ISK ISK Baby and Flashing Red -top notch
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.28 02:53:00 -
[443]
Originally by: Wrayeth
Originally by: Aziz Hekato In some of the songs (flashing red for example) you really remind me of the main singer in SOAD
You know, I think I agree with you on that. I'd love to see Curzon do a rendition of "Cigarro" or "BYOB (Bring Your Own Bombs)".
Hrm....
I've gone and listened to both songs, consulted with Dodiez, and the verdict is that I probably won't be doing a SOAD parody. o.O
However, I have been contemplating a Rammstein - Amerika parody of "We're all living down in BoB space..." as well as a Rob Zombie song, both of which I can emulate pretty darn well. The problem is finding backtrack/karaoke versions of that kind of thing.
You know, there's not a lot of karaoke nights where folks get up and perform Rob Zombie.
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Caldreean
Dawnwalkers
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Posted - 2007.07.28 09:01:00 -
[444]
Love Runaway Inflation =) Especially the farmer in there lol
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heheheh
Singularity. Fallen Souls
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Posted - 2007.07.28 09:07:00 -
[445]
this supposed to be funny ?
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rig0r
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.07.28 09:18:00 -
[446]
lol good stuff 
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.28 14:10:00 -
[447]
Originally by: heheheh this supposed to be funny ?
No.
There's no funny in here.
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wiggyman
Caldari Gallentean Industry Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.28 21:34:00 -
[448]
brilliant tunes curzon!
Love dax is back, isk isk baby, battle of epeens,flashing red (listen to when on low sec runs) and eve online is for BoB.
Keep it up man! You might be a minmatar if...
Your railguns use spent quafe cans as ammunition. You have to chase the garbage men to get your ship back on a regular basis. You spend more time duct taping your sh |

teko82
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Posted - 2007.07.29 01:21:00 -
[449]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Hrm....
I've gone and listened to both songs, consulted with Dodiez, and the verdict is that I probably won't be doing a SOAD parody. o.O
However, I have been contemplating a Rammstein - Amerika parody of "We're all living down in BoB space..." as well as a Rob Zombie song, both of which I can emulate pretty darn well. The problem is finding backtrack/karaoke versions of that kind of thing.
You know, there's not a lot of karaoke nights where folks get up and perform Rob Zombie.
Uhh, Sounds nice Looking forward to it 
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Bailan Shinra
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Posted - 2007.07.29 22:51:00 -
[450]
where can I find the lyrics to these songs?
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Gaven Blands
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Posted - 2007.07.30 00:47:00 -
[451]
Great song. Shame it parodies something that actually works.
Privateers. Nanoboats.
Just two examples off the top of my head. Whining Works. As long as you are whining for an increase in safety of carebear land.
Try parodying CCP's relentless march towards World Of Spacecraft.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.30 03:52:00 -
[452]
Originally by: Gaven Blands Great song. Shame it parodies something that actually works.
Privateers. Nanoboats.
Just two examples off the top of my head. Whining Works. As long as you are whining for an increase in safety of carebear land.
Try parodying CCP's relentless march towards World Of Spacecraft.
Why? I agree with them. They haven't nerfed PvP, just a few of the ganking tricks. I see people who are afraid of PvP that doesn't consist of risk free carebear kills whining. I also see people who are afraid to fight if the odds are 25:1+ in favor of their massive blob whining.
I haven't seen any PvPers whining. Because the PvP is great. :) The problems come in when you try taking shortcuts to get easy kills, everyone exploits it, CCP nerfs it. Given some of the changes that they've made, it apparently wasn't their intention that people be able to gank quite so easily. 
Sorry, I see more whining coming from gankbears than from carebears. ZOMG! WE R TEH LAZY! GIV US MOAR EZKILLZ! WE DUN WANT 2 HVE 2 F1TE 4 REAL!
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DarkFenix
Caldari Pilots Of Honour
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Posted - 2007.07.30 19:00:00 -
[453]
Absolute 100% win. Brilliant stuff, I want more.
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Rilder
Caldari THC LTD
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Posted - 2007.07.31 09:08:00 -
[454]
I think we need Convoy...
"It was the break of noon on the 6th of June in a freighter hauling t2"

Visit my blog =)http://rilderslog.blogspot.com/ |

Vass Valdaran
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Posted - 2007.08.01 21:53:00 -
[455]
Edited by: Vass Valdaran on 01/08/2007 21:53:03 Man i can't wait till the BoB polka, great stuff. And i agree with the poster above me.
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Dru McCarty
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Posted - 2007.08.02 03:08:00 -
[456]
(To the tune of "Heart Shaped Box" by Nirvana)
She eyes me like a easy kill cause I am weak I've been stuck inside of a Jita station, for weeks I've been drawn into your little hauler pirate trap I wish I could get into warp, but I keep bouncing back
Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt cause of pirate guys hey wait I've got a new complaint Haven't gotten to warp in over 30 tries Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt cause of pirate guys
pirate guys ...
Beer guzzling campers forgive no one just yet I came here cause the prices on POS fuel were the best I've got to get my wallet back into black Praying for a concord showing, but I get bounced right back
Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt cause of pirate guys hey wait I've got a new complaint Haven't gotten to warp in over 30 tries Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt cause of pirate guys
pirate guys . . .
Rinse & repeat
~ Dru
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.08.03 23:20:00 -
[457]
Any more stuff on the horizon?
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.04 00:03:00 -
[458]
Of course, but at the moment I'm busy beating back the R-tards with a broom elsewhere.
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Spitzerr
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.08.05 06:40:00 -
[459]
Originally by: Gaunty Amazing songs dude! 
You can't be ****ing serious 
Curzon you are a nolifesucker and you can't sing. Realize it ffs!
Stop "singing" coz my ears are bleeding. 
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Rilder
Caldari THC LTD
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Posted - 2007.08.05 09:04:00 -
[460]
Edited by: Rilder on 05/08/2007 09:07:32 Edited by: Rilder on 05/08/2007 09:06:54
Originally by: Spitzerr
Originally by: Gaunty Amazing songs dude! 
You can't be ****ing serious 
Curzon you are a nolifesucker and you can't sing. Realize it ffs!
Stop "singing" coz my ears are bleeding. 
Heres what you do. 1.) Grab Large Hammer 2.) Put computer on floor 3.) Start Smashing computer with large hammer 4.) ???? 5.) Profit 6.) Boom you no longer have to listen to Curzon Dax.
Or an even simpler idea: 1.) Find Gun 2.) Aim gun at own forehead 3.) Pull Trigger 4.) ???? 5.) Entire universe profits.
I personally enjoy curzon's songs.
Visit my blog =)http://rilderslog.blogspot.com/ |
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K'reemy G'udness
Delicious
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Posted - 2007.08.05 15:06:00 -
[461]
Curzon, I saw this on Youtube, and it sounds kind of like you. Is it?
Sincerely, K'reemy ---
Uh oh...
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.05 17:20:00 -
[462]
Originally by: Spitzerr
Originally by: Gaunty Amazing songs dude! 
You can't be ****ing serious 
Curzon you are a nolifesucker and you can't sing. Realize it ffs!
Stop "singing" coz my ears are bleeding. 
Awww. How cute. More Rackateers are in here.
Hay2u, you mean meanies!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.05 17:54:00 -
[463]
Originally by: Spitzerr
Originally by: Gaunty Amazing songs dude! 
You can't be ****ing serious 
Curzon you are a nolifesucker and you can't sing. Realize it ffs!
Stop "singing" coz my ears are bleeding. 
Just because you've been touched in the no-no place by your parents doesn't mean you need to come flame here. =p *laughing* Seriously, if you don't behave, I'm going to talk to your parents about revoking your access to your dad's credit card until they've taught you some manners.
In other news, I don't read txtspk so well, so could you please pretend that you have advanced through at least elementary school and rewrite what you just wrote in English, so that I can read it as well? I'm truly interested in what is doubtlessly an artful critique of fan-work, I just can't read it. :(
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Spitzerr
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.08.06 23:31:00 -
[464]
Poor poor Curzon
You should follow Rilder advice.
1.) Find Gun 2.) Aim gun at own forehead 3.) Pull Trigger 4.) ???? 5.) Entire universe profits.
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.06 23:42:00 -
[465]
*shakes head*
If you Racketeers hate Curzon...STOP BUMPING HIS THREAD.
That is all.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.06 23:44:00 -
[466]
Originally by: Spitzerr Poor poor Curzon
You should follow Rilder advice.
1.) Find Gun 2.) Aim gun at own forehead 3.) Pull Trigger 4.) ???? 5.) Entire universe profits.
Wow, we have so much in common!
Your chosen path is a little different though.
1. Travel Back in Time 2. Meet your mother. 3. Abort Yourself 4. ??? 5. Gene pool gets a little cleaner.
Sorry, I shouldn't sink to that level, but it was funny. =)
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Zalathar
Minmatar Biometaloid INC
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Posted - 2007.08.07 00:25:00 -
[467]
Flashing Red is pure genius Curzon, though i was no too impressed by dreaming of EvE online... Forum whiners unite is quite funny too.
Keep up the good work Curzon, i cant wait for new material .
~~~~~~ *mods, if you think i'm ugly please say "eeek!"* ~~~~~~ eeeeeekk - Deckard eeeeee...K -Darth Patches gawwwd damn!!1 -zhuge you soo pretty  I think you're stunningly handsome and let me just say that you're wearing that dead parrot on your shoulder in a particularly dashing way today. -Hango Your using up all the space hango! - Timmeh |

cal nereus
Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.07 00:57:00 -
[468]
I like 'em. Nice productions Curzon. ---
Grismar.net |

BhallSpawn
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Posted - 2007.08.07 03:01:00 -
[469]
Eve Online is for Bob, is priceless.
I've listened to it countless times and it gets better each time
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KISOGOKU
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Posted - 2007.08.07 17:17:00 -
[470]
Downloaded ''forum whiners united'' and only had time to listen today.Awesome job ,song is very nice actually gave the feeling of 50s-60s musicals .
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Lo K'Chen
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Posted - 2007.08.07 20:14:00 -
[471]
Curzon... i found tempting title for You... "0-0 (Where Evil Dwells)" by Fear Factory :D
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.07 20:25:00 -
[472]
I watched "The Cable Guy" the other night and I've had this song stuck in my head..
Don't you want somebody to gank.. Don't you need somebody to gank.. Can't you find somebody to gank.. You know you need somebody to gank...
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mokmo3
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.08.08 01:44:00 -
[473]
I heard you promised a Caldari Navy Raven to Sabre for that song...
Did he get it?
Join channel: "Eve University" or read here |

Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.08 01:49:00 -
[474]
Originally by: mokmo3 I heard you promised a Caldari Navy Raven to Sabre for that song...
Did he get it?
The deal was for Curzon to get a Navy Raven in exchange for Sabre A taking Curzon under his PVP wing and giving him pointers. That never happened, so no, Sabre A did NOT get a Navy Raven.
Don't get me started...
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John Wainwright
NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.08.08 04:19:00 -
[475]
I think someone should join Racketeers and bump Curzon's thread with a positive message just so not all of the Racketeers in here seem to have no taste and no intelligence. 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.08 04:24:00 -
[476]
Originally by: John Wainwright I think someone should join Racketeers and bump Curzon's thread with a positive message just so not all of the Racketeers in here seem to have no taste and no intelligence. 
I belly laughed.
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John Wainwright
NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.08.08 18:50:00 -
[477]
Well, quit laughing and get back to work! I want more music. :D:D
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Freddy Jnr
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.08.08 20:38:00 -
[478]
John,
I'm sure if you ask nicely enough, Dax will send you a signed black and white photo of himself with his shirt unbuttoned.
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.08 21:03:00 -
[479]
Originally by: Freddy Jnr John,
I'm sure if you ask nicely enough, Dax will send you a signed black and white photo of himself with his shirt unbuttoned.
Sorry, those are all mine. Except for the ones I gave to you guys, the Racketeers.
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Shi Lang
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Posted - 2007.08.10 19:32:00 -
[480]
I think I like the hip hop songs the best, although beggeth where can I find lyrics so i can sing along :(
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.10 21:20:00 -
[481]
Originally by: Freddy Jnr John,
I'm sure if you ask nicely enough, Dax will send you a signed black and white photo of himself with his shirt unbuttoned.
The stipulation for me sending you that picture was that you didn't tell everyone else about it....
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John Wainwright
NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.08.10 22:29:00 -
[482]
I'd prefer a picture of Dodiez, but somehow I think Curzon might get a little upset at that. 
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Naervic
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Posted - 2007.08.11 02:18:00 -
[483]
Well. After much thought and deliberation, I decided to create and submit my very own lyrics for an EVE Parody. The idea came around, when Curzon mentioning doing a parody of Barbie Girls for Racketeers. It seemed like a joke then, so I wondered if I could make my own lyrics, but I finally figured I didn't know enough about them to do anything worthwhile.
Then I thought about other things I could do with the song, and the lyrics Girl on EVE were born. The song is for a male and female singer of course, so I threw in Dodiez name there since she's the only other singer that has sung with Curzon. I probably spent less than 2 hours writing these, so they may very well be a bit rough around the edges. But I like most of the rhyming, and I find it amusing. So here y'all go, Girl on EVE, don't hate me for it. It was at least fun to write.
Girl on EVE:
Curzon - Hiya Dodiez! Dodiez - Hey Curzon! Curzon - You wanna play some EVE? Dodiez - Sure, Curzon! Curzon - Lets go!
Dodiez: I'm a girl on EvE, who loves to pvp Ships and Missiles, all the bells and whistles! You can mine a rock, make alot of ISK The choices, are yours to make
Curzon (different voice - I know you have a million of 'em): Hey its a girl, let's go Cyber!
Dodiez: I'm a girl on EVE, surrounded by e-peen Wave it in my face, oh what a disgrace They try and hit on me, brag about their ganks Your Thorax, its really only pixels
I'm a young, lovely girl in this virtual world Watch me fight, watch me tank, don't try 'n baby me
Curzon: Hey my girl, don't blow me off, see I rock at this game Say your mine, chat with me, just you wait and watch
Dodiez: Oh my god, go away Or I'll blast you a whole new one, oooh whoa
I'm a girl on EVE, and now you've ****ed me off Feel the PMS, oooh the distress Let the missiles fly, shrapnel everywhere You've gone and crossed me, now were gonna party.
Curzon: Come on, lady, please go easy, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, please don't hurt me, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh Come on, lady, not my ship, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, spare the implants, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh
Dodized I can fight, I can tank, do whatever I want I can strip a belt, or camp this here gate
Cuzon: Hey my friend, don't fire yet, lets try this again Hit the belts, fool around, I'll show you my Titan
Dodiez: You were told, you were warned I said to please stay far away You were told, you were warned I said to please stay far away
Curzon: Come on, lady, please go easy, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, please don't hurt me, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh Come on, lady, not my ship, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, spare the implants, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh
Dodiez: I'm a girl on EVE and I got some skills Don't underestimate, or it's checkmate You can come and try, just don't run and cry Be a man, take it like one can
I'm a girl on EVE, and guess who I can see It's Mr. Lame, back for more pain You can't take a hint, no I won't get on vent. Just get a grip, now go take a trip
Curzon: Come on, lady, please go easy, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, please don't hurt me, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh Come on, lady, not my ship, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, spare the implants, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh
Curzon & Dodiez: (Curzon back to regular voice) Dodiez - Hey, I was having fun there! Curzon - And let you blast all the idiots yourself? Dodiez - Awwww.... Come on.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.11 02:55:00 -
[484]
Hrm...
creative, innovative, the lyrics would absolutely need a "***** Eye for the Straight Eye" kind of makeover...
*In the voice of American Idol judge and tool Simon*
"Hrm...I'm not sure what to make of these, I'll have Dodiez take a look."
We kind of already did the girls in Eve (see Romance in Eve). Racketeers are something I haven't made fun of yet; they religiously bump my threads, which is quite nice, despite the trivial content of anything they post.
I did some research on their corp history, community experience, forum feedback from other folks/corps, and think that I have enough material to accurately portray them.
As for the backtrack, I pay a guy ISK to smuggle them out of his workplace. 
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Naervic
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Posted - 2007.08.11 03:02:00 -
[485]
Edited by: Naervic on 11/08/2007 03:03:07
Originally by: Curzon Dax Hrm...
creative, innovative, the lyrics would absolutely need a "***** Eye for the Straight Eye" kind of makeover...
*In the voice of American Idol judge and tool Simon*
"Hrm...I'm not sure what to make of these, I'll have Dodiez take a look."
We kind of already did the girls in Eve (see Romance in Eve). Racketeers are something I haven't made fun of yet; they religiously bump my threads, which is quite nice, despite the trivial content of anything they post.
I did some research on their corp history, community experience, forum feedback from other folks/corps, and think that I have enough material to accurately portray them.
As for the backtrack, I pay a guy ISK to smuggle them out of his workplace. 
Like I said, a couple hours. I know alot of the lyrics probably need to match up with syllables or something... Plus I'm male dunno how accurate the song was. 
And that Romance in Eve... I coulda swore that was about guys imitating girls for favors. =P Not actual girls, actually playing.
But if you can make it better, that would be pretty awesome. If not, ah well, it was fun to write anyways. 
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.11 03:27:00 -
[486]
Originally by: Naervic Edited by: Naervic on 11/08/2007 03:03:07
Originally by: Curzon Dax Hrm...
creative, innovative, the lyrics would absolutely need a "***** Eye for the Straight Eye" kind of makeover...
*In the voice of American Idol judge and tool Simon*
"Hrm...I'm not sure what to make of these, I'll have Dodiez take a look."
We kind of already did the girls in Eve (see Romance in Eve). Racketeers are something I haven't made fun of yet; they religiously bump my threads, which is quite nice, despite the trivial content of anything they post.
I did some research on their corp history, community experience, forum feedback from other folks/corps, and think that I have enough material to accurately portray them.
As for the backtrack, I pay a guy ISK to smuggle them out of his workplace. 
Like I said, a couple hours. I know alot of the lyrics probably need to match up with syllables or something... Plus I'm male dunno how accurate the song was. 
And that Romance in Eve... I coulda swore that was about guys imitating girls for favors. =P Not actual girls, actually playing.
But if you can make it better, that would be pretty awesome. If not, ah well, it was fun to write anyways. 
I personally think it has promise. I laughed when I read it, so that's definitely something good.
And for the gentleman wanting a pic of me...there's already one of me posted somewhere on this forum...
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Naervic
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Posted - 2007.08.11 14:25:00 -
[487]
Well thank you Dodiez. Glad they have some promise. Also found that reading them without the music, makes it sound incredibly lame. Definitely much better when I can match each line to the actual song. >_<
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John Wainwright
NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.08.11 21:27:00 -
[488]
Edited by: John Wainwright on 11/08/2007 21:27:21 /me begins frantically searching for posts by Dodiez...
Of course, that assumes Curzon didn't post it with your permission... I'm never gonna find it... 
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.11 22:44:00 -
[489]
Originally by: John Wainwright Edited by: John Wainwright on 11/08/2007 21:27:21 /me begins frantically searching for posts by Dodiez...
Of course, that assumes Curzon didn't post it with your permission... I'm never gonna find it... 
Shouldn't be too hard to find...
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P'uck
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Posted - 2007.08.12 10:32:00 -
[490]
After I had your songs lying around on the Desktop for a while, clogging up my windows, I decided to get you (drumroll)....
YOUR OWN FOLDER in my mp3 collection!
So that's it. You're there. Famous. Right between "Cherry Poppin' Daddies" and the relics of "Cypress Hill".
Great stuff man, keep up the good work. Can't wait to listen to "Lowrider". Oh, and I think... "Space Cowboy" by the Steve Miller Band... kinda asks for it... I already wrote the 3rd line for you:
"Some people call me 'Curzon' 'cause that is.... the way that I'm actually called." 
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Shi Lang
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Posted - 2007.08.13 03:04:00 -
[491]
obviously shes referring to her avatar :(
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.13 04:24:00 -
[492]
Originally by: Shi Lang obviously shes referring to her avatar :(
No, I'm really not. =)
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.08.13 12:42:00 -
[493]
But....can you really make Barbie Girl any better than it already is?
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.13 17:53:00 -
[494]
Originally by: An Anarchyyt But....can you really make Barbie Girl any better than it already is?
Only time will tell.
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firefly5000
Gallente Vi0lated Acquisitions
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Posted - 2007.08.14 07:26:00 -
[495]
hi
are you still making more songs ? |

Fortuk Monmouth
MetaForge Ekliptika
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Posted - 2007.08.14 18:38:00 -
[496]
do a parody of "I'm to sexy for my shirt"
something along the lines of..."I'm to sexy for my nyx"
anyway, once i get back from vacation I will download all your songs, love em!!
Originally by: hango Our corp chat is generally full of people e-hugging and e-snuggling. ISD is cool like that.
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Gillman
Minmatar Smoking Hillbillys The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2007.08.15 21:39:00 -
[497]
Hey Curzon
you know you sound alot like Guybrush Treepwhood out of Monkey island 4
But brilliant work ;)
mebe make as eve parodi of Metallica - one about clones
just a suggestion
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Anton Marx
Caldari Bulgarian Mafia Squad The OSS
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Posted - 2007.08.16 15:20:00 -
[498]
I'm absolutely amazed by your work Curzon!
It's one of the most refreshing things about the EvE "Culture"!
And it's people like you that create that "Culture"!
- Omega Security Syndicate -
[BULG]Anton Marx |

Vrizuh
Eve Defence Force Praesidium Libertatis
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Posted - 2007.08.16 20:27:00 -
[499]
Im too sexy for my nyx? No way. "Im too sexy for my Obelisk", in reference to the IAC guy who jumped out of his freighter in Jita and left it there. I can just imagine some drunk guy singing that as he ejects.
ahh, so..Dodiez pic you say? I'd love to have seen a video of her doing that high voice. Does she make a funny face? Somehow I always have trouble putting a non-serious voice to a human face.
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.16 21:11:00 -
[500]
Originally by: Vrizuh Im too sexy for my nyx? No way. "Im too sexy for my Obelisk", in reference to the IAC guy who jumped out of his freighter in Jita and left it there. I can just imagine some drunk guy singing that as he ejects.
ahh, so..Dodiez pic you say? I'd love to have seen a video of her doing that high voice. Does she make a funny face? Somehow I always have trouble putting a non-serious voice to a human face.
No, I don't make a funny face. =p I talk that way sometimes, but the singing that high isn't that hard for me at all. It's just that it's not my normal singing voice...I just exaggerate it.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.21 01:46:00 -
[501]
Dodiez is a big liar.
She talks like that too. She sounds so cute. 
But thanks for the support, enjoy the tunes, and I'll have a new one out here soon. :) Working with a couple of...more qualified people than me to rework / edit some of the current material.
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Major Stormer
Caldari Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.08.21 20:58:00 -
[502]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Dodiez is a big liar.
She talks like that too. She sounds so cute. 
But thanks for the support, enjoy the tunes, and I'll have a new one out here soon. :) Working with a couple of...more qualified people than me to rework / edit some of the current material.
About time, I need something to cheer me up around here. --- We are Recuiting! If you have what it takes, click me! Oh yeah...click me....yeah... |

John Wainwright
NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.08.26 01:32:00 -
[503]
*bump*
What song is coming out?
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teko82
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Posted - 2007.08.28 20:32:00 -
[504]
We where doing some ice mining in the ally, and one of our members most have blown a fuse, suddently he starts singing (which he can't) but the lyrics is nice ;) To the ghostbusters theme:
thhere is soomething straaange in your nabourhood whoo do you wanna call ROID BUUSTERS
Could be nice if you at some point (doesn't have to be now, thoug it would be nice ) made a mining song on that theme 
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tesame
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Posted - 2007.08.30 16:18:00 -
[505]
How about Bohemian Rhapsody for a new track?
How about Paradise City for a new track?
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SamuraiJack
Caldari Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce
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Posted - 2007.08.31 21:23:00 -
[506]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
In Production:
Track 15: Contract Scammers Track 16: The BoB Polka Track 17: ASCN Oddity Track 18: Carebear's Paradise Track 19: I Like to Gank It" Track 20: Low-Rider Track 21: Because I Got High Track 22: Forum Whiners Unite (The Grinch Edition)
interesting Dax... So when do we get to hear the rest? :P
The BoB-Online is getting some chuckles from my corp atm.
I'd be intersted in the ASCN one. See how that one plays out.
SJ. CLS CEO, Valainloce Executor and Standings Director =-
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Wintermoon
Arctic Productions
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Posted - 2007.09.02 22:25:00 -
[507]
Originally by: tesame How about Paradise City for a new track?
"Take me down to the Jita-lag-city! Where the chat is mean and the deals are pretty! Take me home"
?
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Curzon Dax
The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.06 15:11:00 -
[508]
Originally by: SamuraiJack
Originally by: Curzon Dax
In Production:
Track 15: Contract Scammers Track 16: The BoB Polka Track 17: ASCN Oddity Track 18: Carebear's Paradise Track 19: I Like to Gank It" Track 20: Low-Rider Track 21: Because I Got High Track 22: Forum Whiners Unite (The Grinch Edition)
interesting Dax... So when do we get to hear the rest? :P
The BoB-Online is getting some chuckles from my corp atm.
I'd be intersted in the ASCN one. See how that one plays out.
Ah....I'm actually redoing Dax is Back right now. Dodiez thinks that its one of the best songs that I've ever done, and if it were less offensive, it wouldn't get forum banned. With any luck....maybe a release tonight. :)
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John Wainwright
NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.09.08 05:34:00 -
[509]
You LIE!!! There is no new Dax is Back and it has been over 24 hours!!
Either that, or you just have horrible luck. ;)
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Dodiez
Gallente The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.08 07:35:00 -
[510]
No, he's just been busy FC'ing some ninja ops. I'm sure he'll be re-recording it really soon. Believe me, it's goooooooood. I'm so lucky I get previews. Among other things.
<--- I'm a ninja, I flip out and kiss people! |
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Major Stormer
Caldari Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.09.08 11:21:00 -
[511]
Originally by: Dodiez No, he's just been busy FC'ing some ninja ops. I'm sure he'll be re-recording it really soon. Believe me, it's goooooooood. I'm so lucky I get previews. Among other things.
I love you. --- Eve Tribune Writer- come and read :) |

ChessKiller
Minmatar CareFactor ZERO Praesidium Libertatis
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Posted - 2007.09.08 11:22:00 -
[512]
 cool can not what to hear it
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Final Requiem
Gallente White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2007.09.08 21:06:00 -
[513]
for the record, curzon is a god :P nothing makes 50 jump pipe runs entertaining like his satire :) "In the name of God, impure souls of the living deal shall be banished into eternal damnation. AMEN." |

Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.09.08 21:10:00 -
[514]
Originally by: Dodiez No, he's just been busy FC'ing some ninja ops. I'm sure he'll be re-recording it really soon. Believe me, it's goooooooood. I'm so lucky I get previews. Among other things.
*chortles*  ------------ Whiners - Unite! | Posting and You Tarminic - Forum Warfare Specialist. |

Dodiez
Gallente The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.08 21:15:00 -
[515]
Originally by: Major Stormer
Originally by: Dodiez No, he's just been busy FC'ing some ninja ops. I'm sure he'll be re-recording it really soon. Believe me, it's goooooooood. I'm so lucky I get previews. Among other things.
I love you.

I'm attracted to you too.
<--- I'm a ninja, I flip out and kiss people! |

An Anarchyyt
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.09.08 21:19:00 -
[516]
Originally by: Dodiez
Originally by: Major Stormer
Originally by: Dodiez No, he's just been busy FC'ing some ninja ops. I'm sure he'll be re-recording it really soon. Believe me, it's goooooooood. I'm so lucky I get previews. Among other things.
I love you.

I'm attracted to you too.
        
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Akira Zendragon
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.09.11 21:15:00 -
[517]
Great songs... been LMAO-ing all afternoon.
Just a quick question: what is the original song behind "Forum Whiners Unite"? It's familiar, but I can't seem to remember where do I know it from...
Join channel "Eve University" or go here |

MaDeX
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Posted - 2007.09.11 21:37:00 -
[518]
very very very epic thread
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Naervic
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Posted - 2007.09.11 21:38:00 -
[519]
Edited by: Naervic on 11/09/2007 21:38:10
Originally by: Akira Zendragon Great songs... been LMAO-ing all afternoon.
Just a quick question: what is the original song behind "Forum Whiners Unite"? It's familiar, but I can't seem to remember where do I know it from...
Have you ever seen The Grinch Stole Christmas? 
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Akira Zendragon
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.09.11 23:33:00 -
[520]
Originally by: Naervic
Have you ever seen The Grinch Stole Christmas? 
Ding! Thx!
Join channel "Eve University" or go here |
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T'X
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Posted - 2007.09.12 00:02:00 -
[521]
500 Replies to Dax ^^
/cheer
Originally by: thiasman Ten Ways to die in EVE:
Originally by: Hamfast Undock...
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Naervic
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Posted - 2007.09.14 02:56:00 -
[522]
Originally by: Akira Zendragon
Originally by: Naervic
Have you ever seen The Grinch Stole Christmas? 
Ding! Thx!
You're welcome. Such genius lyrics, his parody of it is amazing. =P Forum Whiners Unite has to be one of his best.
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Curzon Dax
The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.14 03:47:00 -
[523]
My best was Dax is Back.
You'd have to go to www.eve-files.com and search for "Dax is Back" to find it.
I'm actually in the middle of rewriting the lyrics so it won't get banzored from the forums; I'm halfway done with verse 2.
More white boy rap coming soon!
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Templer Relleg
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2007.09.14 08:55:00 -
[524]
I have always heard the new James Blunt song as "Verone", instead of "Simona".
Maybe you could make something with this? 
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Moridin920
Gallente Dust Echoes FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.21 05:15:00 -
[525]
Try Breakfast in America...
Opening line is "Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got Not much of a girlfriend, I never seem to get a lot."
You could do a noob singing about his first cruiser, just got it fitted out and everything.
I know I felt a bittersweet feeling upon my first cruiser as a noob... First real ship, but at the same time when you go into low sec you realize it's not really that awesome.
Anyway, whatever. Just thought it might work. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- "We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience our piracy may have caused you, but, we are pirates and, sadly, this is our way." |

KingB
The Red Dragoons
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Posted - 2007.09.23 15:22:00 -
[526]
Edited by: KingB on 23/09/2007 15:22:44 LMAO this is pure gold!!!!
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Naervic
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Posted - 2007.09.24 20:39:00 -
[527]
Originally by: Curzon Dax My best was Dax is Back.
You'd have to go to www.eve-files.com and search for "Dax is Back" to find it.
I'm actually in the middle of rewriting the lyrics so it won't get banzored from the forums; I'm halfway done with verse 2.
More white boy rap coming soon!
Hehehe. I've heard Dax is Back, and it is one of your best, but also one of those songs I could never play out loud in my house due to the flagrant language. Perhaps it'll be cleaned up a "tiny" bit when you're finished with it. But Good luck rewriting that.
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Curzon Dax
Black Scorpions
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Posted - 2007.09.25 02:50:00 -
[528]
Phew! 12 hours of grinding out recording later, my voice is hoarse, I'm quite done recording, although I'm not entirely happy with it.
However! You've got some serious death metal to rock out to for the first time!
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Naervic
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Posted - 2007.09.25 02:58:00 -
[529]
Wooooo! First after a new song. Listening to it right now, and its pretty darn awesome. Good Job!
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Wargercy
Caldari Militaris Industries
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Posted - 2007.09.25 03:49:00 -
[530]
about time ;P good work. ---------------------- uʍop əpỊsdn pəuɹnʇ ¦pəddỊlɟ ʇoნ əɟỊl ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ llɐ ʎɹ |
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Wrayeth
Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.09.25 04:06:00 -
[531]
LOL, nice one. -Wrayeth n00b Extraordinaire
"Look, pa! I just contributed absolutely nothing to this thread!" |

Titus Lewis
Absolutely No Return The Red Skull
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Posted - 2007.09.25 15:25:00 -
[532]
Awesome. You do a good Rob Zombie.
Freedom is Slavery
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Thanos Draicon
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Posted - 2007.09.25 15:28:00 -
[533]
I'm so happy to have contributed, in my small way, to the creation of Silver Death Swarm. 
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Curzon Dax
Black Scorpions
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Posted - 2007.09.25 19:04:00 -
[534]
Originally by: Thanos Draicon I'm so happy to have contributed, in my small way, to the creation of Silver Death Swarm. 
*laughing*
Thanks for helping me come up with the ending. :)
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CCP Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2007.09.25 19:44:00 -
[535]
I nearly choked because I was laughing and sucking on a vickscandy thingy after I heard 'pew pew for me'
That should go on a t shirt
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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Per Bastet
Amarr B.O.O.M
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Posted - 2007.09.25 19:53:00 -
[536]
Awesome work as always Curzon. Keep it up.
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Curzon Dax
Black Scorpions
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Posted - 2007.09.26 00:30:00 -
[537]
Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia I nearly choked because I was laughing and sucking on a vickscandy thingy after I heard 'pew pew for me'
That should go on a t shirt
If you would consider certain um...favors...of a um...certain kind...I would consider expressing my undying devotion to you and abandon Dodiez to the ravenous forum hounds!
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Naervic
Gallente Brotherhood of the Shadows Momentum Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.26 00:39:00 -
[538]
Well after that brilliant reply by Curzon, any bets on how much longer he'll survive? 
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Sanctuary
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Posted - 2007.09.26 00:42:00 -
[539]
Excessively silly. Well done.
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Curzon Dax
Black Scorpions
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Posted - 2007.09.26 15:25:00 -
[540]
Originally by: Naervic Well after that brilliant reply by Curzon, any bets on how much longer he'll survive? 
See, now that's not nice. And get your mind out of the gutter. =p The favors I um...need....probably involve beer/booze/other + pizza, along with her influence over certain other developers. =p *grins evilly*
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Z3r0n
THE LEGION OF STEEL WARRIORS.... R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.09.26 18:46:00 -
[541]
Once again great job Curzon!
The only thing that sucks is that now I have to wait again on a new track
You win EVE imho. 
Currently Training: ePeen Compensation Rank (19) |

Naervic
Gallente Brotherhood of the Shadows Momentum Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.27 01:02:00 -
[542]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Naervic Well after that brilliant reply by Curzon, any bets on how much longer he'll survive? 
See, now that's not nice. And get your mind out of the gutter. =p The favors I um...need....probably involve beer/booze/other + pizza, along with her influence over certain other developers. =p *grins evilly*
I believe we all knew what you were implying. Besides Dodiez might not have enjoyed that final comment about being thrown to the pale game ner.... err... fine and respectable denizens that inhabit these forums. 
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Dodiez
Gallente The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.27 01:27:00 -
[543]
I think Curzon knows how hard it would be to find someone as awesome as me. Just saying.  <--- I'm a ninja, I flip out and kiss people! |

Majin82
Caldari g guild
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Posted - 2007.09.27 05:14:00 -
[544]
Curzon Dax You are awesome! I love your songs and I agree with all your rants. ------------------------------------- The difference between a Pirate and an Anti-Pirate is that an Anti-Pirate fights ships fitted with guns!
Passive Drake For The Win |

Feng Schui
Minmatar The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.27 05:32:00 -
[545]
welcome to the darkside!    Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Rauth Kivaro ([email protected])
The Beginning <-- crap quality, need to redo, |

Vrizuh
Eve Defence Force Praesidium Libertatis
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Posted - 2007.09.27 08:13:00 -
[546]
Originally by: Dodiez I think Curzon knows how hard it would be to find someone as awesome as me. Just saying. 
No I'm pretty sure he wants to throw you to us/me. For booze and pizza. God, where did I leave that credit card? 
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CCP Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2007.09.27 10:46:00 -
[547]
I would never be responsible for someone beign thrown to the forum hounds of hell and still face myself in the mirror. 
Curzon you are a cruel cruel person..and I'll just make the t shirt anywaaaay 
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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Curzon Dax
Black Scorpions
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Posted - 2007.09.27 16:44:00 -
[548]
Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia I would never be responsible for someone beign thrown to the forum hounds of hell and still face myself in the mirror. 
Curzon you are a cruel cruel person..and I'll just make the t shirt anywaaaay 
I'd settle for you convincing the rest of the hoodies in your office to swing by and wave. =p Oveur granted me epic status long ago, but you're only the second. :(
I have a couple of parodies in halfway stages of completion that rip on various things: Wrangler being drunk, Kieron in high heels, things like that - but I'm not sure how far I can take the humor before someone slams the brakes on - I already got hit once for releasing "Dax is Back," which made fun of another player.
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dastommy79
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.27 16:51:00 -
[549]
i cant get it to play, do i need to download a codec or something or is it up on you tube?
I driks alots |

Curzon Dax
Black Scorpions
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Posted - 2007.09.27 20:20:00 -
[550]
Yes!! YES!!! A new release, just 3 days after the last one! =)
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Thanos Draicon
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Posted - 2007.09.27 20:29:00 -
[551]
so much win. 
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Svender Atreides
Gallente Klingon Liberation Front
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Posted - 2007.09.27 21:18:00 -
[552]
Ever considered a Parody of geoff waynes war of the worlds ? couple of good songs begging for it really of that album
forever autumn and thunder child
just a thought and thnx for the new tunes lol
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Rilder
Caldari THC LTD Dogs of War.
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Posted - 2007.09.27 23:27:00 -
[553]
Edited by: Rilder on 27/09/2007 23:30:29 Woot new releases. \o/
LOL @ Chribba Tribute. --
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General StarScream
Cybertronic Decepticons
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Posted - 2007.09.28 03:47:00 -
[554]
*snip* You've beaten that to death by now. Stop stalking every thread Curzon posts in with the same accusations. -Rauth Kivaro([email protected])
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Curzon Dax
Black Scorpions
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Posted - 2007.09.28 04:14:00 -
[555]
Could you also mod his other posts and his alt posts?
He *DOES* stalk me through every thread, blackmails me in game about "give me ISK or I'll write bad stuff about you on the forums" and a lot more.
Make him disappear. I'll send cookies!
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2007.09.28 06:13:00 -
[556]
lolz I endorse the production of this CD in the EVE Store 
M.I.N.E.R. song ftw!
Did you find Chribba's LoveCan? |
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Curzon Dax
Black Scorpions
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Posted - 2007.09.29 17:17:00 -
[557]
Originally by: Chribba lolz I endorse the production of this CD in the EVE Store 
M.I.N.E.R. song ftw!
Woot! I got Chribba love! =)
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Morcam
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Posted - 2007.09.30 17:02:00 -
[558]
Edited by: Morcam on 30/09/2007 17:02:19 So, seeing as eve files has been pwnt, is there somewhere else we can get these? I was just looking for the latest 2 songs.
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Curzon Dax
The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.30 17:38:00 -
[559]
For the time being, this will work as new links for the two new ones:
M.I.N.E.R
Silver Death Bots
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Morcam
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Posted - 2007.09.30 18:05:00 -
[560]
Originally by: Curzon Dax For the time being, this will work as new links for the two new ones:
M.I.N.E.R
Silver Death Bots
Thanks for the links.
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Sleepkevert
Paradox v2.0
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Posted - 2007.10.01 08:05:00 -
[561]
Damn, awesomeness. Bump to the first page for great justice!
Seriously, best eve related music, ever
Sign my sig |

Curzon Dax
The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.10.01 19:34:00 -
[562]
Alright, Eve-files is back up - download / listen away !!!
Dodiez and I are in the middle of recording our new duet. =p
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SgtDeaux
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Posted - 2007.10.02 16:06:00 -
[563]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI&mode=related&search=
We need this one something fierce curzon :)
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Tsukiko Ishida
Amarr Emanation Of Malevolent Outcries
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Posted - 2007.10.02 17:06:00 -
[564]
You need to take Madonnas Virgin song and change it to poded for the very first time, put your corps next to mine....song 
FAILEDÖ |

Curzon Dax
The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.10.02 17:23:00 -
[565]
Well, here's what you guys can do. From time to time, I host a contest called "Who Wants To Be A Billionaire" where I give away a billion ISK to someone.
Episode 4 is all about writing lyrics to a song of your choosing and being funny. If you have an idea, take it there. :) You might win a billion ISK!
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.10.02 17:46:00 -
[566]
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 02/10/2007 17:46:39
Originally by: Curzon Dax Well, here's what you guys can do. From time to time, I host a contest called "Who Wants To Be A Billionaire" where I give away a billion ISK to someone.
Episode 4 is all about writing lyrics to a song of your choosing and being funny. If you have an idea, take it there. :) You might win a billion ISK!
I'd enter, but i don't like getting a billion isk for doing something i do anyway.
I could ofcourse throw a couple of songs your way, just for the "epeen" extension of knowing i made a Curzon Dax song 
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |

Naervic
Gallente Brotherhood of the Shadows Momentum Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.10 22:29:00 -
[567]
A small bump in hopes that something good is coming soon. =P
Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Valorem ([email protected]) |

Keldon Seranas
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Posted - 2007.10.11 09:24:00 -
[568]
You sir, are an absolute genius! 
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Ludovigo
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Posted - 2007.10.11 11:12:00 -
[569]
Hehe... This was pretty fun... If you're gonna make a song, do you need a ripped backtrack, or can you do that yourself? 
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Caimorel
The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.10.11 12:12:00 -
[570]
This one made me lol some years ago ;) Linkage
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Per Bastet
Amarr B.O.O.M Socius Tutaminis Velox
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Posted - 2007.10.11 14:22:00 -
[571]
Awesome Tune, More Props to Chribba
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Yamichi Wiggin
Caldari Rising Knights SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.16 21:23:00 -
[572]
Just found this thread. Have since almost been fired for falling out of my chair laughing at least twice. pure pwn+win. ------ Pain is weakness leaving the body.
There is no love in fear |

Lecram Xores
FinFleet Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.10.17 20:32:00 -
[573]
There are new songs? Where are them? Anyways good job man, really like your songs. I added them to my playlist at work :)
What I would love to hear is a melody dedicated to huge battles lag. People standing for hours in front of their screens,some looking at a black screen during this time, loosing ships without knowing etc .. this is drama and it's real :), you can get tons of inspiration by looking at lag whine threads which follow a battle.
I would love the listen to this melody while lagging like crazy,especially after playing for 3 hours and I didn't even shoot one missile.
Bottom line, you got talent :) Keep us entertained.
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Dirk Magnum
Red Light Enterprises Eastern Star Federation
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Posted - 2007.10.17 20:37:00 -
[574]
Oh wow. These songs are freakin great. 
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ImMeGaLoN
Caldari Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.10.18 11:52:00 -
[575]
Lawl. Nice ones.
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CCP Prism X

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Posted - 2007.10.18 12:43:00 -
[576]
Argh! Such win on a full stomach!  That was so nostalgic and so fresh at the same time.
Dev hug for you both!
~ Prism X EvE Velociraptor Database Developer, Relocating your character to a cozy, giant secure container since 2006. |
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CCP Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2007.10.18 14:05:00 -
[577]
I hope your going to fanfest 
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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CCP Prism X

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Posted - 2007.10.18 14:22:00 -
[578]
If you'd spend more time on the forums and less time working you'd have noticed a certain topic which sadly hints neither Curzon nor Dodiez will be showing their faces. Which is an epic fail of astronomical proportions! 
~ Prism X EvE Velociraptor Database Developer, Relocating your character to a cozy, giant secure container since 2006. |
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CCP Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2007.10.18 14:32:00 -
[579]
 
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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Kiss TheBlade
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Posted - 2007.10.18 17:01:00 -
[580]
i haven't laughed so hard for a long time
kudos for bringing another dimension to eve
:)
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Curzon Dax
Spaceship Holdings
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Posted - 2007.10.19 05:15:00 -
[581]
I see moar devs. o.O
New song!
I'm sadly homeless, and due to leave my little one man corp here on account of finishing my latest POS deployment contract.
I've decided to look for something stable and permanent, and applied to Reikoku. I've intentionally stayed out of 0.0 politics (except for laughing at everyone involved in it and making songs at their expense) for my entire Eve Career, so I don't have any BoB vouchers, so I'm trying to work around it with a song!
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Micia
Minmatar N.A.S.A. Skunk-Works
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Posted - 2007.10.19 06:32:00 -
[582]
Awesome new track! 
I took a look at the title and thought it was going to be a Huey Lewis & the News parody (while downloading). Good call on the actual tune.  _______
Originally by: WarKain Vitest Oh and there is currently a titan tring to kill me in M-OEE8. Help 
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Nexus Kinnon
Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2007.10.19 07:48:00 -
[583]
Could someone mirror the newest song while eve-files is dead? 
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Alrione
Amarr Black Lagoon Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.19 10:33:00 -
[584]
There you are
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XG2FIUAX -------------------------------- :-O Sig got nerfed. Remaking >.< |
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CCP Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2007.10.19 10:40:00 -
[585]
Tears in my Eyes, it¦s heartbreaking!
emo hugs?
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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Slinktress
Gallente legion of qui Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.19 12:19:00 -
[586]
Speaking of serenading BOB, I have sent you an important Eve Mail dear 
Grats on the album! You have added a new dimension of fun to EVE.
Cheers *\o/*
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.20 00:09:00 -
[587]
Originally by: Alrione There you are
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XG2FIUAX
I just went and peeked....Eve Files works for me, and has been since I uploaded it. Are folks having trouble connecting?
I can upload it somewhere else.
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.10.20 05:32:00 -
[588]
If I make a song, will RKK let me join too? I go with Curzon! Now I need a new sig.... :( |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.20 23:41:00 -
[589]
Originally by: Dodiez If I make a song, will RKK let me join too? I go with Curzon!
I dunno if mine is going to work yet. =p
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Rilder
Caldari THC LTD Dogs of War.
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Posted - 2007.10.21 04:34:00 -
[590]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Dodiez If I make a song, will RKK let me join too? I go with Curzon!
I dunno if mine is going to work yet. =p
I dunno if Dodiez sent in a few pics of herself she'd probably get payed a bil a month to be in BoB. 
Great song curzon. --
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Kylegar
Caldari Shadow Of The Light R i s e
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Posted - 2007.10.21 05:43:00 -
[591]
I love you Curzon! Keep up the great music! --
Originally by: CCP Ginger No sex changes.
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Naervic
Gallente Brotherhood of the Shadows Momentum Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.31 00:43:00 -
[592]
So do we have anything new coming up soon? 
Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Valorem ([email protected]) |

Vantrix
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Posted - 2007.10.31 01:39:00 -
[593]
"Silver Death Bots" *****ed me up.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.31 05:18:00 -
[594]
Ah, hello.
Sort of slacking off. I have a new song written, have a backtrack for it, and Dodiez is going to sing it, we just haven't gotten motivated to actually make it happen. =(
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Rilder
Caldari THC LTD Dogs of War.
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Posted - 2007.10.31 20:24:00 -
[595]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Ah, hello.
Sort of slacking off. I have a new song written, have a backtrack for it, and Dodiez is going to sing it, we just haven't gotten motivated to actually make it happen. =(
Dodiez could probably make motivate you by denying certain things.  --
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Del369
Caldari Office linebackers Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.11.06 19:25:00 -
[596]
Someone turned me on to "Eve is for boB" the other day, using Opera it opens previous tabs even after reboots (love that feature) so now when ever i start Opera I get "Eve is for BoB" to funny, great song, and "Curzon your a noob" 
Originally by: Saladin Edit: I never post disclaimers in any of my more contrversial posts because I think anyone who thinks I am speaking for anyone other than myself is a muppet anyways.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.09 00:56:00 -
[597]
Update for everyone at large:
"I'm a Racketeer" is finished writing and Dodiez is practicing it. :)
"Amarrian Pie" is written (compliments of Jon Hawkes) and is getting a bit of reworking / practicing.
And hopefully one / both of them will get out to you guys pretty soon! We've just been a bit busy lately.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.09 00:59:00 -
[598]
Sweet! As a fellow producer of (air quotes) "content" I understand completely. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare  |

Pbs
Pumpkin Scissors
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Posted - 2007.11.11 00:20:00 -
[599]
Hello Curzon! Please, post here lyrics of your song. Unfortunately, I know English not so well as i wish, so i dont understand some part. I think, it will be interesting to all who does not know English.
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Khirzan Wolfson
The Taining corp Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.11.14 06:57:00 -
[600]
OMG i just caught wind of this... First off: nice choice in name 
second OMG these songs ROCK....im up to rats got loot and DAMN you got a good choice of songs to use so far for parody use...  -Khirzan Wolfson Co-Ceo,The Taining Corp -Corp Public Channel = The T Public -Alliance Public = kos-public |
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r0b0to
NYIT Gangstaz
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Posted - 2007.11.14 07:36:00 -
[601]
awesome awesome :D ----------- D: |

Arandathalion Kraerre
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Posted - 2007.11.14 09:49:00 -
[602]
Originally by: Del369 Someone turned me on to "Eve is for boB" the other day, using Opera it opens previous tabs even after reboots (love that feature) so now when ever i start Opera I get "Eve is for BoB" to funny, great song, and "Curzon your a noob" 
Ohemgee another Opera user!
On an unrelated note that's more ontopic:
Awesome. Pure Win.
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Sevarus James
Minmatar Meridian Dynamics FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.14 11:03:00 -
[603]
Jumping on the bandwagon a bit late. To Curzon and Dodiez... thankyou for making the last few hours of work so entertaining. Please keep it up.
Eve is for Bob ==brilliant!
Runaway Inflation a close second on the favorite meter.
Bookmarking this thread. Again thanks!
Ubuntu 3d Beryl-Linux Desktop+EVE |

Lazuran
Gallente Time And ISK Sink Corporation
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Posted - 2007.11.14 12:11:00 -
[604]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Track 11: Eve is for BoB
win.
but tbh, you should play less and become rich, like weird al ...
"...been designed for one purpose and one purpose only. Imagine a handful of repair drones pouring from the carebear's mouth. Now imagine they have um, nothing." -Unknown Hel redesigner (2007) |

Brutus Rotter
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2007.11.14 12:13:00 -
[605]
Dax is Back indeed
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Drake Dracoli
Deviance Inc DeStInY.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 03:44:00 -
[606]
"Dax is Back" is pretty violent.  ------ \o/ Raise thy weapons on this day Ye shall not die alone Fight and die; let valkyries fly For they shall take thee home! |

Aleria Angelis
Spartan Industrial Manufacturing SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.23 19:59:00 -
[607]
lol I love "Noob, you'll have an Epeen soon" its so cute yet true. Also thats a pretty good voice you have there.
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Per Bastet
Amarr B.O.O.M Socius Tutaminis Velox
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Posted - 2007.12.10 16:02:00 -
[608]
Bump because it's not in the First 10 pages.
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Andargor theWise
Collateral Damage Unlimited Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.12.10 16:23:00 -
[609]
I'm still waiting for "I fought in FAT, and the lag won" (to the air of "I fought the law").
- Stop the Feature Glut: Take the API to the Next Level
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firefly5000
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.12.12 00:13:00 -
[610]
Hi Curzon when is you next song going to come out bud |
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Edelhonk
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Posted - 2007.12.13 16:47:00 -
[611]
i did was laughing tears while hearing the songs
Great work and i hope for more songs
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Loyal Servant
Caldari Viper Intel Squad Pure.
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Posted - 2007.12.15 03:39:00 -
[612]
OMG some of these were played on pure radio..... Very well done, laughed my ass off on some of them.

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Berendas
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Posted - 2007.12.15 05:03:00 -
[613]
EVE is for BoB was pure gold 
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Commodore Andrews
Golden Goose Inc
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Posted - 2007.12.20 19:44:00 -
[614]
Dax you are the man. I think i've listened to the Sabre A track liek 5 times lol...
These tracks are win =] You still an active player?
"Discussing moderation is a violation of the forum rules." <--- Ummmm I thought forums were BUILT for discussing?
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SiJira
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Posted - 2007.12.24 19:37:00 -
[615]
dax isnt a carebear  Trashed sig, Shark was here |

Taua Roqa
Minmatar Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.12.24 19:42:00 -
[616]
OMG!!!!!!!!!
so THAT is the sabre a song! OMFG...i am crying with laughing!   ******* awesome! -------------------------------------------- Threads are stacking-nerfed; the more posts you add the less effective those posts are. mooooooo. |

ssbn732
Minmatar Zarithu Inc.
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Posted - 2008.01.10 10:16:00 -
[617]
Alright, dax is back was OWNAGE! keep up the great songs dax, I'm trying to make a song called "Welcome to 0.0", I have to much spare time and dads recording equipment. ------------------------------------------- When the battles seem hopeless, thats when true heros shine, never fear death, embrace it and use it as power, to overcome your enemies. |

Serdic
The Blood Oath
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Posted - 2008.01.11 07:51:00 -
[618]
Great work! Thanks for the laughs. End Transmission. |

Per Bastet
Amarr B.O.O.M Socius Tutaminis Velox
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Posted - 2008.01.12 05:30:00 -
[619]
Bump again, Needs to be Stickied Really.
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Naervic
Gallente Brotherhood of the Shadows Momentum Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.14 03:12:00 -
[620]
So anyone know what happened to Curzon... Hasn't released anything in a very long while... Hmm.... Did his vocal cords get ripped out in a horrible accident involving a wet puddle, a blender, and mixed drinks?
Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Valorem ([email protected]) |
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.01.14 03:33:00 -
[621]
Edited by: MotherMoon on 14/01/2008 03:33:41 "while my turret revolves it"
ROFL
Word to your CO
pink supporter! Future art director at CCP! or texture guy, either or :P http://www.digipen.edu/main/Gallery_Games_2004#Narbacular_Drop Was in class with these folks :P |

Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.01.14 04:30:00 -
[622]
Originally by: Naervic So anyone know what happened to Curzon... Hasn't released anything in a very long while... Hmm.... Did his vocal cords get ripped out in a horrible accident involving a wet puddle, a blender, and mixed drinks?
I fear he may have left EVE...I sent him several song suggestions regarding the boot.ini phenomenon, complete with lyrics, and no response. That was about a month ago. 
Good songs, too! "We Stopped Loving Them Patch Day," "Blue Patch Day," and I don't have the lyrics saved anywhere.  ---------------- Tarminic - 31 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.78.2 |

MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.01.14 04:34:00 -
[623]
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Naervic So anyone know what happened to Curzon... Hasn't released anything in a very long while... Hmm.... Did his vocal cords get ripped out in a horrible accident involving a wet puddle, a blender, and mixed drinks?
I fear he may have left EVE...I sent him several song suggestions regarding the boot.ini phenomenon, complete with lyrics, and no response. That was about a month ago. 
Good songs, too! "We Stopped Loving Them Patch Day," "Blue Patch Day," and I don't have the lyrics saved anywhere. 
try singing them yourself!
:D
I mean if you can remember :P
pink supporter! Future art director at CCP! or texture guy, either or :P http://www.digipen.edu/main/Gallery_Games_2004#Narbacular_Drop Was in class with these folks :P |

Naervic
Gallente Brotherhood of the Shadows Momentum Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.15 04:21:00 -
[624]
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Naervic So anyone know what happened to Curzon... Hasn't released anything in a very long while... Hmm.... Did his vocal cords get ripped out in a horrible accident involving a wet puddle, a blender, and mixed drinks?
I fear he may have left EVE...I sent him several song suggestions regarding the boot.ini phenomenon, complete with lyrics, and no response. That was about a month ago. 
Good songs, too! "We Stopped Loving Them Patch Day," "Blue Patch Day," and I don't have the lyrics saved anywhere. 
Say it isn't so!!! I checked his stats on Eve-search and his last post was a month ago, December 13th. I was secretly hoping he'd one day actually do my Barbie song parody. XD
Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Valorem ([email protected]) |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.01.16 18:14:00 -
[625]
Originally by: Naervic
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Naervic So anyone know what happened to Curzon... Hasn't released anything in a very long while... Hmm.... Did his vocal cords get ripped out in a horrible accident involving a wet puddle, a blender, and mixed drinks?
I fear he may have left EVE...I sent him several song suggestions regarding the boot.ini phenomenon, complete with lyrics, and no response. That was about a month ago. 
Good songs, too! "We Stopped Loving Them Patch Day," "Blue Patch Day," and I don't have the lyrics saved anywhere. 
Say it isn't so!!! I checked his stats on Eve-search and his last post was a month ago, December 13th. I was secretly hoping he'd one day actually do my Barbie song parody. XD
Erm...hi and stuff. :)
Yes, I sort of left Eve. I've been logging in every now and then to change skills, but that's about it; I'm on the yearly subscription plan, so I've still got a lot of time left. Extended break? I think I'm waiting for CCP to do something to make Eve fun. Like...PvP on demand or something.
Barbie Girl is done..well, the lyrics are written, Dodiez and I have practiced it, we just haven't recorded it. I actually got up the motivation to work with Amarrian Pie today, so we'll see what happens. :) I won't be gone forever. I've got like 60 million SP now, I've got to figure out something to do...
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Svender Atreides
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2008.01.26 10:26:00 -
[626]
hOW ABOUT THE CURZON DAX CORPERATION OF THE CURZON DAX ALLIANCE AND EVE UNIVERSAL DOMINATION JUST A THOUGHT
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Micia
Minmatar Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.01.26 10:32:00 -
[627]
Originally by: Curzon Dax I actually got up the motivation to work with Amarrian Pie today, so we'll see what happens. :)
Definitely wanna hear that one. 
Hope you find something enjoyable ingame again. _______ We are Ushra'Khan. We come for our people. |

Naim Mee
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Posted - 2008.02.11 18:41:00 -
[628]
   
Great stuff.
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Rastmidav
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Posted - 2008.03.02 14:14:00 -
[629]
hey Curzon, long time no see
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ssbn732
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Posted - 2008.03.14 04:30:00 -
[630]
I am starting to miss curzon, we might have to get a gank fleet to go find/kill him. "dax is back"/"Cause you got three dreads and a carrier, six battleships a tactor and an interdictor. Camping me cause ima billionare, my frigate looks scary you better beware."
...im not scared, lets get 3 dreads, a carrier, a tactor, 6 battleships and a interdictor, that will make him come back, hopefuly...
sorry for bad spelling. ------------------------------------------- Those that dont think minmatar ships are flashy never looked down my cannon barrels shortly after me pushing this very big red button in my display.
cop |
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John Wainwright
Grave Diggers Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.18 23:16:00 -
[631]
I'm pretty sure that is tackler, not tactor, in the lyrics.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.16 00:38:00 -
[632]
Uh...howdy. :)
Just realized my battleship championship thread in my signature got locked due to inactivity.
Guess I better start playing Eve again. ><
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.23 00:42:00 -
[633]
Greetings everyone, and here's a new song for you! Take a listen and enjoy!
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.04.23 00:52:00 -
[634]
woah you still play! huzzah!
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Gojyu
Ever Flow
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Posted - 2008.04.23 01:04:00 -
[635]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Greetings everyone, and here's a new song for you! Take a listen and enjoy!
I gotta admit I'm not usually a fan, but this is great
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.04.23 01:13:00 -
[636]
Remember I'm just a noooooooooooob at singing!! Not professional!
I tried really hard and Curzon whipped me like 13 times to get it right!
I hope you enjoy.  Now I need a new sig.... :( |

An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.04.23 02:10:00 -
[637]
Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 23/04/2008 02:11:01 Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 23/04/2008 02:10:14 I think this song is just a bit late, I haven't even heard anything about them in months.
And for that song, there's sooo much you could do with it. You should do Kryptonite next, I don't know why it popped in my head. |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.23 03:04:00 -
[638]
Yeah...well, I haven't been around in months and months either, and all my material is kind of old. :(
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Alekseyev Karrde
Noir. Trinity Nova Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.23 05:05:00 -
[639]
20, 22, and 23 are awaited anxiously. I love whats on the horizon Curzon!
Zombie Apocalypse Guitar-Wielding Superteam |

Robacz
Essence Trade Essence Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.04.23 10:26:00 -
[640]
LOL, very nice! 
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Eternal Hatred
Amarr Pantsu Garu Limited Technologies
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Posted - 2008.04.23 10:30:00 -
[641]
His alive! wb _________________
It's great being an Amarr, isn't it??? :( |

Aclyn Seriy
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.04.23 11:09:00 -
[642]
CURZON RULES!!
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Ethaet
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.04.23 11:22:00 -
[643]
LOL! Your new song is great!!!!!  Seriously, we need some kind of separation between the post and signature. |
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CCP Prism X
C C P

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Posted - 2008.04.23 11:29:00 -
[644]
My name is Prism X and I approve of this message.
More songs! MOAR SONGS! Seriously, I need a new ring tune. EVEOlogic has started to drive all my friends nuts.  |
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.23 20:17:00 -
[645]
Happy to oblige Prism. :)
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Hyperforce99
Gallente Infinite Covenant Black Star Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.23 20:58:00 -
[646]
*shudders*
i'm sorry to say but I'm a rackateer made a shiver run down my spine, it just freaked me out! --------------------------------------------- Somewhere beyond happyness and sadness, I need to calculate what creates my own madness o/ |

RaTTuS
BIG Soul of Fountain
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Posted - 2008.04.23 21:14:00 -
[647]
Edited by: RaTTuS on 23/04/2008 21:14:32 classsic as always  -- BIG Lottery, BIG Deal, InEve
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.04.23 21:22:00 -
[648]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Yeah...well, I haven't been around in months and months either, and all my material is kind of old. :(
In all fairness, nothing really interesting or important has happend.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.23 23:36:00 -
[649]
Originally by: An Anarchyyt
Originally by: Curzon Dax Yeah...well, I haven't been around in months and months either, and all my material is kind of old. :(
In all fairness, nothing really interesting or important has happend.
Well, the reason I said this is because my last iteration of "Who Wants To Be A Billionaire" paid out a billion ISK for someone writing a hilarious parody about how badly the Amarr are nerfed; it was next in the queue for production, and now Amarr have been fixed, no?
I'm not sure if its still something I can sing or not.
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Niraia
Gallente GREY COUNCIL Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.24 01:31:00 -
[650]
Good stuff, as always! Looking forward to the next one :)
- Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. |
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MasterIceStorm
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Posted - 2008.04.24 02:41:00 -
[651]
Originally by: Miso Orny "Romance in Eve" is hilarious...damn near fell out of my chair laughing. There are girls in eve tho, just not many of us 
SHE LIES!!!!!! <3 ya miso
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Micia
Minmatar Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.04.24 05:10:00 -
[652]
Hilarious!  |

Jon Hawkes
The Littlest Hobos Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.24 13:07:00 -
[653]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Well, the reason I said this is because my last iteration of "Who Wants To Be A Billionaire" paid out a billion ISK for someone writing a hilarious parody about how badly the Amarr are nerfed; it was next in the queue for production, and now Amarr have been fixed, no?
I'm not sure if its still something I can sing or not.
They changed the armour resists on all ships slightly and finally made the Apoc a viable fleet BS. Since I didn't mention the Apoc in the song, get singin' - Amarr still sucks! 
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Ethaet
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.04.24 13:12:00 -
[654]
Originally by: Jon Hawkes
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Well, the reason I said this is because my last iteration of "Who Wants To Be A Billionaire" paid out a billion ISK for someone writing a hilarious parody about how badly the Amarr are nerfed; it was next in the queue for production, and now Amarr have been fixed, no?
I'm not sure if its still something I can sing or not.
They changed the armour resists on all ships slightly and finally made the Apoc a viable fleet BS. Since I didn't mention the Apoc in the song, get singin' - Amarr still sucks! 
Indeed, amarr still suck. They still have terrible cap problems, slow and ugly ships, a missing frig, and now their tanking got nerfed too  --------------------------------------------------------------- Seriously, we need some kind of separation between the post and signature. There you go. Now that wasn't so hard  |

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.24 14:19:00 -
[655]
Originally by: Ethaet
Originally by: Jon Hawkes
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Well, the reason I said this is because my last iteration of "Who Wants To Be A Billionaire" paid out a billion ISK for someone writing a hilarious parody about how badly the Amarr are nerfed; it was next in the queue for production, and now Amarr have been fixed, no?
I'm not sure if its still something I can sing or not.
They changed the armour resists on all ships slightly and finally made the Apoc a viable fleet BS. Since I didn't mention the Apoc in the song, get singin' - Amarr still sucks! 
Indeed, amarr still suck. They still have terrible cap problems, slow and ugly ships, a missing frig, and now their tanking got nerfed too 
I thought everyone was whining about minmatar now?
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.24 14:45:00 -
[656]
Hey, i could dig up the lyrics I sent to you awhile back if you need more material.  ---------------- Tarminic - 35 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.81 (Updated 4/8) |

Lucia Warbler
You Cei Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.24 14:47:00 -
[657]
This new one: Perfect, oh so perfect song! You cannot imagine how well it fits, well, maybe you can...
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.24 21:09:00 -
[658]
Well, at least someone likes the tunes. =p
I worked all day on Amarrian Pie, then Dodiez came home, listened to it, and told me the whole thing was crap, so I deleted all of it. *sigh* What a terrible day. Speeding ticket on the way to the hospital, where the doctor told me that I've got dangerously high cholesterol....
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DasDizzy
Violent Vikings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.24 21:31:00 -
[659]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Speeding ticket on the way to the hospital, where the doctor told me that I've got dangerously high cholesterol....
Thats what they tell to 50% of the EVE playerbase, dont feel ashamed
In federate gallente, armor tanks YOU |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.24 21:38:00 -
[660]
Yeah, except I'm not fat. I've put on some weight since I left the Army, but you can still see the six-pack underneath the layer of padding on my stomach. 
And my cholesterol was *really* dangerously high.
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Jon Hawkes
The Littlest Hobos Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.25 08:25:00 -
[661]
Yep, it's a dangerous assumption that fat = high cholesterol and vice versa. Which reminds me that I really need to get mine checked as well, and I have a BMI of 22.6!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.26 15:55:00 -
[662]
So Jon, I did all the work on Ammarian Pie yesterday, then had Dodiez listen to it, and she hated the whole thing, so I'm back to square one. *sigh*
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Zephyr Rengate
Prophets Of a Damned Universe
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Posted - 2008.04.26 16:01:00 -
[663]
New one is win. 
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire I habe no life. 
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El Covah
LOCKDOWN. HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.04.26 18:34:00 -
[664]
"I'm a lam0r thief - i like highsec grief"
absolute ace 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.26 18:54:00 -
[665]
Its actually..."I'm a lame ore thief"
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Zephyr Rengate
Prophets Of a Damned Universe
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Posted - 2008.04.26 19:08:00 -
[666]
Even more lols because i'm ex RAK .
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire I habe no life. 
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Kash Ka
Amarr Cosmic Vacum Cleaners
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Posted - 2008.04.26 19:17:00 -
[667]
Curzon your awesome. Man this is great stuff 
--------------==============================-------------- Forgiveness is between you and god, im just here to arrange the meeting. |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.26 21:24:00 -
[668]
Zephyr, wise choice! Are the Racketeers still around?
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.04.27 03:12:00 -
[669]
Originally by: Kash Ka Curzon your awesome. Man this is great stuff 
Am I awesome too? 
I was hoping people wouldn't hate my first real song very much.
Curzon's already got two more in the works, but I probably won't sing in either of those...
-D
Now I need a new sig.... :( |

techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.27 03:57:00 -
[670]
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton I thought everyone was whining about minmatar now?
Minmatar players aren't the whiny goons that Amarr players are. Promise.
(just don't talk about nerfing my speed!)  |
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.27 04:01:00 -
[671]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Zephyr, wise choice! Are the Racketeers still around?
I saw renegaderacer and spitzer the other day... and they weren't in RAK. Seems they've gone their own ways and all the little RAKs I've seen I don't know anymore. And from what I can see aren't even worth smacktalking because they are no fun like the old guys 
btw amazing new song... and I thought you sucked before  |

Intigo
Amarr Art of War
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Posted - 2008.04.27 04:09:00 -
[672]
Originally by: Dodiez
Originally by: Kash Ka Curzon your awesome. Man this is great stuff 
Am I awesome too? 
I was hoping people wouldn't hate my first real song very much.
Curzon's already got two more in the works, but I probably won't sing in either of those...
-D
It was classic, he should feature you more.
Props, good stuff. :D -- A-War, much love. <3 |

Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.04.27 16:46:00 -
[673]
Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: Curzon Dax Zephyr, wise choice! Are the Racketeers still around?
I saw renegaderacer and spitzer the other day... and they weren't in RAK. Seems they've gone their own ways and all the little RAKs I've seen I don't know anymore. And from what I can see aren't even worth smacktalking because they are no fun like the old guys 
btw amazing new song... and I thought you sucked before 
Were you in RAK when those big meanies wardecced my little itty bitty one person corp?
...had to get my revenge, hence this song.  |

Vikarion
Caldari Onyx Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.04.28 07:44:00 -
[674]
More songs! More!

Loved the Racketeers one.  --------
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Janjan Jansen
Amarr Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.04.28 08:53:00 -
[675]
Hey curzon,
Omg it's funny make more stuff.
Greets janjan
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Evita Achura
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.04.28 09:35:00 -
[676]
This thread is made of melodious win! You sir win the internets.
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.04.28 20:22:00 -
[677]
Originally by: Janjan Jansen Hey curzon,
Omg it's funny make more stuff.
Greets janjan
OMG, Janjan! Nice to see you, look us up in game, would love to catch up!
Now I need a new sig.... :( |

XiaoChaBor
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Posted - 2008.04.28 20:41:00 -
[678]
This are EPIC! Very nice, I like EVEologic has me *****ed up for some reason
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.04.29 00:45:00 -
[679]
I was just contacted by Urban Mongral who said that our new song would be featured in the next Warp Drive Active podcast that he and Winterblink do! What an honor, thanks to both Winterblink and Urban Mongral. 
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Kytanos Termek
Caldari Virtual Warriors Fang Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:36:00 -
[680]
I want to have your man baby curzon.  Isk? ISK! |
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.19 04:44:00 -
[681]
And we're back! This time highlighting the vocals of the ultra-sexy and infinitely cute Dodiez again!
Listen, enjoy, and wish you had a Dodiez of your own!
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.05.19 05:16:00 -
[682]
\o/
Another song I got to sing, hooray!!
Hope you like it. :)
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.05.19 05:19:00 -
[683]
HA! love it! keeps listening*
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Gossef
Caldari Nosferatu Security Foundation
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Posted - 2008.05.19 06:35:00 -
[684]
Edited by: Gossef on 19/05/2008 06:36:17 Very niiiice, I laughed so hard about "Big Big Noob" that some people were actually looking at me , it sounds so really cute (especially at the end)...I'd almost stop going to low-sec to shoot stuff . It will leave a smile on my face for at least the rest of this day, thanks a lot
Also liked the other new one (I'm a Racketeer), go Dodiez!! (I actually had a similar kind of lyrics in mind on the same tune but never got around to actually make full lyrics)
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.19 11:44:00 -
[685]
Originally by: Gossef Edited by: Gossef on 19/05/2008 06:36:17 Very niiiice, I laughed so hard about "Big Big Noob" that some people were actually looking at me , it sounds so really cute (especially at the end)...I'd almost stop going to low-sec to shoot stuff . It will leave a smile on my face for at least the rest of this day, thanks a lot
Also liked the other new one (I'm a Racketeer), go Dodiez!! (I actually had a similar kind of lyrics in mind on the same tune but never got around to actually make full lyrics)
Well, Dodiez is the cutest. :) We had to record the end a few times because I was laughing through the recording of it too hard. :(
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Gossef
Caldari Nosferatu Security Foundation
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Posted - 2008.05.19 14:06:00 -
[686]
I bet it must have been difficult to record that last bit, sounds very convincing to me
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.05.19 19:54:00 -
[687]
Originally by: Gossef I bet it must have been difficult to record that last bit, sounds very convincing to me
Nah, it's actually wasn't that hard. All I had to to was think about that time I was blown up in Tama by the mean nefarious meanies on the gatecamp. I was heartbroken. That ship was my favorite. RIP Orange Soda.
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Rair Fryar
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.05.19 20:36:00 -
[688]
Well, your version of "Big big noob" is much better than I had ever thought it could be. But then again i'm no poet in any way. Too bad i didn't get anything for the inspiration 
Thumbs up for a wonderful parody yet again and keep up the good work
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ceaon
Gallente Porandor Imperium Aeternum
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Posted - 2008.05.19 21:12:00 -
[689]
Edited by: ceaon on 19/05/2008 21:13:30 i cant find Dax is Back   [-O-] - - - |-O-| |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.19 23:51:00 -
[690]
Search for Dax_Is_Back
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.05.19 23:54:00 -
[691]
Originally by: Rair Fryar Well, your version of "Big big noob" is much better than I had ever thought it could be. But then again i'm no poet in any way. Too bad i didn't get anything for the inspiration 
Thumbs up for a wonderful parody yet again and keep up the good work
I fixed that. I was very appreciative for your inspiration. :)
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Sevarus James
Minmatar Meridian Dynamics Cosmic Anomalies
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Posted - 2008.05.20 02:57:00 -
[692]
Loved it, per as usual. Keep em' coming! 
Ubuntu 3d Beryl-Linux Desktop+EVE |

Lucas Avignon
Avignon Associates Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.20 09:37:00 -
[693]
Great stuff Curzon and Dodiez, absolutely epic.
Love you guys 
Originally by: CCP Prism X Yeah, and while we're at it we can create a controlled environment around account hacking and credit card fraud and all the other EULA breaches..
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.05.20 23:46:00 -
[694]
Originally by: Lucas Avignon Great stuff Curzon and Dodiez, absolutely epic.
Love you guys 
Awww, we love you too.
In a very fraternal, platonic way. :)
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.21 02:47:00 -
[695]
Originally by: Lucas Avignon Great stuff Curzon and Dodiez, absolutely epic.
Love you guys 
I figure Dodiez is a chick, and people would rather listen to her, thus the latest trend in music. :)
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vbCrLf
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Posted - 2008.05.21 04:41:00 -
[696]
Curzon! Dodiez! Great stuff!
It's so good to have people like you in our Eve community. I think you both sing very well and are truly pleasant to listen to.
You are an inspiration to us musicians.
Keep up the good work and keep them coming.
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Fivel Ve
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.05.21 05:50:00 -
[697]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Lucas Avignon Great stuff Curzon and Dodiez, absolutely epic.
Love you guys 
I figure Dodiez is a chick, and people would rather listen to her, thus the latest trend in music. :)
see, not only do they make great parodies but they are also keenly attuned to what EVE community is like 
Post ship setups here. |

omglollolol
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Posted - 2008.05.21 09:10:00 -
[698]
wtf awesome songs =) ____________________________ You may not share my intellect, which might explain your disrespect, for all I say ;p _________________ |

Drago Musevenii
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.05.21 09:13:00 -
[699]
racketeer song is epic win
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Lucas Avignon
Avignon Associates Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.21 09:25:00 -
[700]
Originally by: Dodiez
Originally by: Lucas Avignon Great stuff Curzon and Dodiez, absolutely epic.
Love you guys 
Awww, we love you too.
In a very fraternal, platonic way. :)
ahhh, thanks Dodiez 
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Lucas Avignon Great stuff Curzon and Dodiez, absolutely epic.
Love you guys 
I figure Dodiez is a chick, and people would rather listen to her, thus the latest trend in music. :)
Yeah I was listening to the racketeers song, very funny.
Only realised recently you guys were behind the you tube Eve online is for bob 
I still have to listen to them all but great work.
Originally by: CCP Prism X Yeah, and while we're at it we can create a controlled environment around account hacking and credit card fraud and all the other EULA breaches..
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Misanth
The Graduates Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.05.21 13:44:00 -
[701]
Awsome as usual. 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.21 16:23:00 -
[702]
Originally by: Lucas Avignon
Originally by: Dodiez
Originally by: Lucas Avignon Great stuff Curzon and Dodiez, absolutely epic.
Love you guys 
Awww, we love you too.
In a very fraternal, platonic way. :)
ahhh, thanks Dodiez 
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Lucas Avignon Great stuff Curzon and Dodiez, absolutely epic.
Love you guys 
I figure Dodiez is a chick, and people would rather listen to her, thus the latest trend in music. :)
Yeah I was listening to the racketeers song, very funny.
Only realised recently you guys were behind the you tube Eve online is for bob 
I still have to listen to them all but great work.
ah heh....in the song "Eve Online is for BoB" she's clearly yelling at me, and I'm quite clearly saying "Hi Dodiez!" =p
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Ashaan Vatrox
Federal European Industry Science and Research
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Posted - 2008.05.21 20:29:00 -
[703]
Hah, awesome! Heard it today in EVE-Radio, googled the title and found this topic - downloaded all already, can't get enough of it ^^ Keep on rocking!
I'm a big big noob, in a big big ship... <3
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Cerfari
Terra Incognita Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.05.22 00:28:00 -
[704]
OMG this sh*t is DOPE!! pure DOPE!! |

Kash Ka
Point of No Return Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.05.22 00:41:00 -
[705]
LOL awesome. |

Dodiez
ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.05.22 02:38:00 -
[706]
Originally by: Ashaan Vatrox Hah, awesome! Heard it today in EVE-Radio, googled the title and found this topic - downloaded all already, can't get enough of it ^^ Keep on rocking!
I'm a big big noob, in a big big ship... <3
Everyone keeps saying I sound like I'm eight years old. 
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Golden Helmet
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.22 06:27:00 -
[707]
Love the new song
Do "Because I Got High" now plz? Or more Dodiez, either or
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Slickdrac
JET FORCE Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2008.05.22 06:36:00 -
[708]
Originally by: Dodiez Everyone keeps saying I sound like I'm eight years old. 
At least you sound like a cute eight year old and not a whiney one  |

Dodiez
ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.05.23 00:23:00 -
[709]
Originally by: Slickdrac
Originally by: Dodiez Everyone keeps saying I sound like I'm eight years old. 
At least you sound like a cute eight year old and not a whiney one 
Aww thanks!
I'm recording a new one, and so is Curzon! \o/
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 02:07:00 -
[710]
And a new song for your listening pleasure!
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MellaRinn
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.05.23 02:31:00 -
[711]
WIN!!!!! I found myself 30 jumps into no-sec, because I got high!! <3
✖Veto Corp. Officer✖ Click the sig 4 my vids |

ssbn732
Soldiers of Misfortune Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2008.05.23 03:58:00 -
[712]
Ha, damn yea, "I was gona mission run, until I got high" ------------------------------------------- Those that dont think minmatar ships are flashy never looked down my cannon barrels shortly after me pushing this very big red button in my display.
cop |

Strong Chin
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Posted - 2008.05.23 13:38:00 -
[713]
Edited by: Strong Chin on 23/05/2008 13:40:12 I first heard several of these a few weeks ago (I'm only a month old), along with a bunch of other clever stuff on ER and have heard none of them since, until this thread that is. I guess I must have caught my first and only Bunkyfacon show.
I'll have to keep an eye on the schedules, because ER is vastly more enjoyable when it has parodies, samples and DJ's who are 2 skills short of a mining barge :)
But these tunes blew me away, awesome stuff! :)
Strong Chin
PS. If you two (Curz & Dod) ever did a take on a Pixies song I'd adopt both of ya and keep you in a shoebox with all the wool and shredded paper you could need! Some ideas...
Where is my titan? (where is my mind) Funky gone to heaven. (monkey gone to heaven) Velator. (velouria) Gank away. (gouge away)
Grah! The possibilities are endless!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:43:00 -
[714]
A pixies song? I'm not sure what that is.....
But I'd like a little box with down in it to snuggle in for a nap. :)
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Micia
Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.05.23 20:10:00 -
[715]
Both those new songs are hilarious.  _______ Break your chains! Kinda'Shujaa is just the first step. |

Taua Roqa
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.05.23 20:20:00 -
[716]
pure pwnage. ♥ -------------------------------------------- [IMAGE REMOVED]
Threads are stacking-nerfed; the more posts you add the less effective those posts are. My I/Q Ration!!!11
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Zephyr Rengate
Prophets Of a Damned Universe
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Posted - 2008.05.23 20:23:00 -
[717]
 
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire I habe no life. 
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AlienHand
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Posted - 2008.05.23 20:25:00 -
[718]
Hehehe .. awesome fun ;)
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 23:21:00 -
[719]
Thanks folks. :)
Dodiez is of the opinion that our fame has runs its course, our songs are old news and that we should stop. I'm not sure what to think. :(
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Saipil
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Posted - 2008.05.23 23:42:00 -
[720]
as long as you guys have fun and have some audience and there are new people joining this game every day and they won't think these songs old
EVE time codes |
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Dodiez
ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.05.24 00:09:00 -
[721]
Well honestly, when I said that I was thinking of the older people who appreciated the music and no longer play. I was thinking of the Eve Radio DJs who played our music because people requested it. All of that has really gone, none of the new people know who we are. We took a break from the game and it seems lots has changed. Such is life.
I wasn't really saying that we should stop making music, only that I don't think it's getting the same reception when we were new. I guess that's normal though, eh?
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Constance Harme
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Posted - 2008.05.24 08:43:00 -
[722]
Hehe awesome... NEED MOAR!!
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Steph Wing
The Graduates Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.05.24 09:12:00 -
[723]
Good to see you're still at it! ---
About TGRAD |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.24 20:37:00 -
[724]
Originally by: Constance Harme Hehe awesome... NEED MOAR!!
Dodiez and I are both working on our own new parodies right now. :) I had a tentative draft last night, but after listening to it, Dodiez told me that I sounded like crap so I deleted it and decided to go back to square one this morning.
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Frozen Fallout
Mecha Enterprises Group PURGE.
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Posted - 2008.05.24 23:14:00 -
[725]
Curzon you rock! ++++++++++++++++++++++ |

Athre
The HIgher Standard
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Posted - 2008.05.24 23:40:00 -
[726]
Listened to tribute - Nicely done, but I dont like some of your flavoring agents.
Why?
1) I'm female 2) I'm a mom 3) I do not enjoy "boys club" humor but other than that it was a nice idea :)
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MilowFV
Echo Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.24 23:57:00 -
[727]
I dont know I am semi new 6 months or so and I liked almost all of the songs. Of course if you dont have fun making them its a good idea to quit or take a break.
Anyway just posting tosay I think they are great.
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Dodiez
ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.05.25 03:47:00 -
[728]
Originally by: Athre Listened to tribute - Nicely done, but I dont like some of your flavoring agents.
Why?
1) I'm female 2) I'm a mom 3) I do not enjoy "boys club" humor but other than that it was a nice idea :)
Heh, it's a good thing no real girls play Eve. :)
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.25 03:49:00 -
[729]
Originally by: Athre Listened to tribute - Nicely done, but I dont like some of your flavoring agents.
Why?
1) I'm female 2) I'm a mom 3) I do not enjoy "boys club" humor but other than that it was a nice idea :)
I'm an amateur singer, not a baker.
And something you may want to check out - I have 20 other songs, all wildly different from each other in characteristic and content. Feel free to give the others a listen too. :)
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Sevarus James
Meridian Dynamics Cosmic Anomalies
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Posted - 2008.05.25 07:32:00 -
[730]
Well here's an EVE old fart who IS still playing and thinks you two are an EVE "treasure". Some of us don't post in the forums that much, but trust me, yer stuff gets heard AND is appreciated.
Keep em' coming as long as its fun to do so.
And Dodiez, you rule. (unless yer stealing orange soda, but hey.) 
Ubuntu 3d Beryl-Linux Desktop+EVE |
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.27 20:54:00 -
[731]
Dodiez and I don't drink orange soda anymore; we've cut out sugar and caffeine. =(
*inhales* Enjoy the new song though!
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Malena Panic
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.05.28 13:37:00 -
[732]
Keep it up! I'm a middle-aged player and I just discovered these gems today. I'm loving them, and I'm glad you guys are still putting out new ones. Kudos and congrats! ... |

Saladin
Eternity INC. Project Alice.
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Posted - 2008.05.28 14:21:00 -
[733]
Keep up the good work. I was a fan of the original song but your take on "Because I got High" is made of LOL :)
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Gossef
Nosferatu Security Foundation
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Posted - 2008.05.28 14:23:00 -
[734]
omg I almost died listening to "Because I got High"
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Red Desire
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.28 15:18:00 -
[735]
I always download your music, at work I have all your songs on the playlist.
So yeah I think you are great ... and Dodiez voice is pure win, the big noob song always brings a smile on my face at the end.
Of course is your choice to keep us entertained or not, but I'm sure there are lots of us who enjoy your music, it might not have the new thing buzz anymore, still every song is a hit for me. :)
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Jalif
Black Sinisters
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Posted - 2008.05.28 15:28:00 -
[736]
I love it, just ****ed in my pants, its that funny!
Originally by: CCP Dionysus We like to share the lub.
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Kuranta
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.05.28 15:35:00 -
[737]
"Because I got High" is just pure win.
Nice to have you two back where you belong.
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Skittish
Synergy Evolved Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.05.28 17:51:00 -
[738]
Nice work! "Because I got High" has to be the best one yet imo :) Keep them coming!
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Kenneth McCoy
Vale Heavy Industries Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.05.28 18:42:00 -
[739]
New song is fecking awesome, lol
My opinions and views are not the official views of my Corp. |

Kuranta
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.05.28 22:00:00 -
[740]
Any chance you could post the lyrics?
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VInanath Diesel
Irken Research Corporation
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Posted - 2008.05.29 02:59:00 -
[741]
Two thumbs up! You guys are an EvE icon...keep em coming!
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Dodiez
ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.05.29 03:22:00 -
[742]
Originally by: Kuranta Any chance you could post the lyrics?
For some reason, Curzon doesn't want to post the lyrics. Not sure why, he's really quirky sometimes.
In other news, I'm practicing the new one. Hopefully, I will be finished soon. :)
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.30 18:45:00 -
[743]
The only reason that the lyrics for all the various songs haven't been posted is because I don't have a website / blog in which to post them.
And it wouldn't make much sense to post them randomly throughout this thread.
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Vikarion
Onyx Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.06.01 02:05:00 -
[744]
"Because I got high..."
Yup. That's why I lost my faction fit abaddon. So true. Yet so funny, too. Great song.  --------
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Makta Gulat
Boosh Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.06 05:47:00 -
[745]
yes sir, this is some mighty fine goins on here.
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Sgt Jinxed
Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2008.06.06 06:47:00 -
[746]
lol they're all awesome. Epic work! Keep 'em coming dude :)
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Tiddz
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Posted - 2008.06.06 13:03:00 -
[747]
This is EPIC!
This is great work! Keep em comming :) hehe... This is humour at its best!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 02:38:00 -
[748]
Folks, our final farewell in the first post. Everyone be good. =)
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DasDizzy
Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2008.06.15 02:46:00 -
[749]
Edited by: DasDizzy on 15/06/2008 02:47:03 Goodbye Dax wonderful music you made, sad to see you leaving and btw can i have your stuff? In federate gallente, armor tanks YOU |

Dodiez
ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2008.06.15 03:44:00 -
[750]
It's been a fun two years, but I'm ready for something new.
If any of my friends want to stay in touch, evemail me and I'll send you my gmail address. My account will be active for a couple of more weeks.
Thanks to everyone who loved our songs; they were a ton of fun to make.
Can't have my stuff, it's probably not worth much anymore anyway...
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Jinangel
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Posted - 2008.06.16 00:34:00 -
[751]
long time fan, hope to see you in another game!
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Artemis Rose
Eleckrostatik
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Posted - 2008.06.16 01:05:00 -
[752]
Just wanted to wish you good luck in the future. I have enjoyed your songs quite abit and I think the community of Eve will miss you. But we all have to move on.
Thanks for all the good times __________________________________________________
Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine. WTB Purple Nerf Bat. |

Daan Sai
HAZCON Inc
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Posted - 2008.06.16 01:39:00 -
[753]
Good luck, and thanks for your contributions to the community and game. ISK ISK baby! -just awesome!
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ThunderGodThor
KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.16 02:00:00 -
[754]
Well sad to see you leave. And yes your right for the most part ccp has done a great job to elimate the solo person. Things that were sposed to be "goals for small gangs" like most of the impovements to sov and pos warfare only forced an increase size of the blob. I do miss the old days when a fleet was 30 40 50 and not nano'ed. Sadly like you say it will take problably bout 2 to 3 years for ccp to finally rebalance it so the small gang warefar its back.
So is there any way i can get one of these no need to pay back loans. 1 more what was your fitting that you used for your Battleship championships? was it tech 2 fit or full faction/officer.
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Beardponderer
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Posted - 2008.06.16 02:04:00 -
[755]
Good Luck with all your endeavours Curzon and Dodiez.
Was a pleasure knowing you.
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Audrea
Veto. Academy Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.06.16 02:20:00 -
[756]
Great stuff man! funny :)
Originally by: Curzon Dax The only reason that the lyrics for all the various songs haven't been posted is because I don't have a website / blog in which to post them.
And it wouldn't make much sense to post them randomly throughout this thread.
Perhaps post links using your bio? just before the subs runs out :P
User seperate http://pastebin.com/ post for each lyrics, just an idea :)
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Micia
Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.06.16 02:40:00 -
[757]
Thanks for all the songs & good times. 
Hope you two find what you're looking for. |

Gealbhan
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.16 04:42:00 -
[758]
*washes Dax's mug in the corp canteen, wraps it up and puts it away*
You'll be back 
"Concentrate all your fire on one target, when it is destroyed, move on to the next. That is how you secure victory". - Tactica Imperium. |

Kuranta
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.06.16 05:33:00 -
[759]
Have fun in whatever games you'll be playing.
Don't forget a new song when you come back ;).
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.16 15:52:00 -
[760]
ThunderGod, I suppose it doesn't hurt to tell you / anyone what I was flying now..
Despite the many beliefs and accusations during the Battleship Championship that I was flying fully officer fit ships, I wasn't. My first 3 fights I did - I had an officer fit NOS-domi (before the NOS nerf), and I thought I was rocking hard; then I lost. I forget the name of the guy who beat me - I'm sure its in the thread linked in my bio here, but he took me down with pure DPS. At the time, Chelm's Modified Cap Rechargers were about 7 billion apiece; I'm not sure what they are now...and I had 3 of them in my ship, combined with some other expensive stuff; I've got a Vindicator with 7 Cormack's Modified Heavy Neutron Blasters on it....that kind of stuff.
They're fun to fly around and run a mission in, but after that first very close call where I escaped because he didn't have a web, I stopped flying the super expensive stuff. Most of the time, I fly a combination of tech1 and tech2 - the difference between myself and another pilot being that I fly some crazy setups. My nano-CNR has never lost a fight - that's not a joke. =p
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.16 15:58:00 -
[761]
Always sad to see a member of the community go. Fly safe and enjoy whatever you play next!
*adds "singing barbarian" to google alerts* ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.81 (Updated 4/8) |

Parthan NaPhan
Metalworks THE INTERSTELLAR FOUNDRY
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:16:00 -
[762]
Farewell, Fly Safe, and Thank You for the free Laughs. When in Trouble or Doubt don't run around with your Pod hanging out! |

DiaBlo UK
Precision Engineering
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:23:00 -
[763]
i loved your music, sad to see you go. one last song for the road? anyway, take care, and see you back in game sometime ;)
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Z3r0n
THE LEGION OF STEEL WARRIORS.... R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:54:00 -
[764]
Sad to see you leave but I can understand your reasons for doing it... ThunderGod summed it up. 
Anyway.. thanks a lot for the great music and laughs Curzon and Dodiez... I hope you have fun wherever you end up. 
Currently Training: ePeen Compensation Rank (19) |

Stormwind Bloodfeather
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Posted - 2008.06.22 05:36:00 -
[765]
Curzon, Dodiez...
Having recently found EVE, and almost immediatly finding your parodies, I have enjoyed both a great deal. Being a parody writer (not singer) myself, the skill and humor in your parodies is much appreciated.
It's a shame I won't have the chance to meet you in Game now though, as I had looked forward to running across you in my travels. Both my g/f and I wish you both the best in whatever game you find, and if you should ever swing by EVE again, feel free to drop me a line.
o7
Stormwind Bloodfeather
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
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Posted - 2008.06.22 05:44:00 -
[766]
Edited by: MotherMoon on 22/06/2008 05:44:53 see you in jumpgate evolution?
don't just leave yet you have a post a few replies :(
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Angry Poster
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Posted - 2008.07.14 16:26:00 -
[767]
Sorry if this is (already) considered necro'ing but I have to ask: does anyone (or perhaps even Curzon & Dodiez themselves) have a link to the lyrics of all of the parodies?
I really laughed my arse off more then once thanks to Curzon and Dodiez and would really like to have the lyrics so I can read up on the two or three spots where I didn't catch all the words. And due to collectors value of course! 
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Truss Me
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Posted - 2008.07.17 00:54:00 -
[768]
O/ I've hheard alot of your stuff Mr/Mrs/Miss Dax. It inspired me to write one if you havn't done this song. But it needs a tiny bit of work which might be more in your expertise. I whould sing it my self but have no clue what program to use to take lyrics out and to record and such. But I've been told I can sing. It is a System of a Down song. IF I chould get a mail in game to this character on either info on how to do it myself or where to send you what lyrics I have and what needs to be tweaked abit. like 1 line really. Cause I am not a forumn guy as you can tell by posts after 4 yrs of playing. :P
But anyway's enough of this story Keep up the good work eh!
Hope to hear from ya!
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Alexandros Balfros
Caldari Pax Britannia Rally Against Evil
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Posted - 2008.07.19 16:40:00 -
[769]
Shame to lose you both its been a great ride guys and thanks for the many laughs along the way, please fly safe out there and may you both find good laughs in whatever you choose to do from here.
*Stands to attention and salutes*
You'll both be missed RALLY Against Evil |

steveid
Haiduken
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Posted - 2008.07.19 20:16:00 -
[770]
Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton I thought everyone was whining about minmatar now?
Minmatar players aren't the whiny goons that Amarr players are. Promise.
(just don't talk about nerfing my speed!) 
theres a 60 page topic on scrapheap that'll shock ya then, I dont get it personally, i'd LOVE to be mini (altho i like flying the curse)
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Armoured C
Gallente The Aztecs Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.07.19 20:24:00 -
[771]
ooh noes
curzon you will be missed
      
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.21 17:19:00 -
[772]
Originally by: Angry Poster Sorry if this is (already) considered necro'ing but I have to ask: does anyone (or perhaps even Curzon & Dodiez themselves) have a link to the lyrics of all of the parodies?
I really laughed my arse off more then once thanks to Curzon and Dodiez and would really like to have the lyrics so I can read up on the two or three spots where I didn't catch all the words. And due to collectors value of course! 
All the lyrics are on *.txt files in a folder on my desktop, next to all the original *.mp3 files that they belong with. I never uploaded them anywhere, sorry. :( If there's an easy or painless way to go about doing it, someone say so and I'll get it done - but I can't be individually linking them in my original post because I'm almost out of room there. There's no way I'd be able to link 20 something songs worth of lyrics - not enough characters.
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.07.21 17:31:00 -
[773]
tinyurl them all? Might work...
Anyway, you leaving makes me a sad panda, We shall miss you :( Im sure you will be welcome amung the ranks of the Unbound though... Good luck whereever you go 
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Ess Erbe
Caldari Dromedary Goat Albatross and Fish Big Bang Quantum
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Posted - 2008.07.21 18:31:00 -
[774]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Angry Poster Sorry if this is (already) considered necro'ing but I have to ask: does anyone (or perhaps even Curzon & Dodiez themselves) have a link to the lyrics of all of the parodies?
I really laughed my arse off more then once thanks to Curzon and Dodiez and would really like to have the lyrics so I can read up on the two or three spots where I didn't catch all the words. And due to collectors value of course! 
All the lyrics are on *.txt files in a folder on my desktop, next to all the original *.mp3 files that they belong with. I never uploaded them anywhere, sorry. :( If there's an easy or painless way to go about doing it, someone say so and I'll get it done - but I can't be individually linking them in my original post because I'm almost out of room there. There's no way I'd be able to link 20 something songs worth of lyrics - not enough characters.
Rapidshare them.
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PhantomMenace
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2008.07.31 22:40:00 -
[775]
awesome i love this guys work    
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Attack Dog
Caldari Terran Robotics Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.08.03 03:23:00 -
[776]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!   
*Attack Dog goes and sulks in the corner* ------sig starts here------ Don't be a noob, stop whinning 4 nerf's 2day |

OldTymeHockey
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Posted - 2008.08.05 05:45:00 -
[777]
<edit last line> 'if noone like my music, i know why....yeah yeah.....cuz they not high cuz they not high cuz they not high' :P
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Mymh Heretache
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.08.05 06:58:00 -
[778]
Got a bunch of your tunes on my iPod, just for giggles when I'm not at home and/or can't play EVE. Still laughing at some of them even tho played alot.
I can't believe you play AoC over EVE tho, no matter how screwed this blobbage have become.. I'd rather go back to original Everquest or hell even Hello Kitty Online over AoC. Horrible horrible pathetic game.. anyways that's offtopic, no matter if you guys come back or not, I'm sure I'll keep a few selected parodies of yours even when this game dies;
o7
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Karentaki
Gallente Maximum Yarrage
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Posted - 2008.08.10 14:03:00 -
[779]
Awesome work, but it's sad to see you leaving :( ============= RE: The suicide nerf
Originally by: agent apple I believe I can safely speak for many of us when I say,
Dear Devs, Go Back to WOW
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Vitrael
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.08.10 16:54:00 -
[780]
Bye Curzon.
I wish I could say WAR didn't suck, but it does (been in closed beta for a year now, and it is going to S-U-C-K). Conan's okay though.
I'm on the boat with you, hope that Eve becomes interesting again sometime soon. I am so tired of alliance buffs.
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Nyphur
Pillowsoft
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Posted - 2008.08.10 17:24:00 -
[781]
Shame you have to leave, Curzon. EVE as a whole is diminished by your departure.
BTW, you have waaaay too much isk O_o. I've had billions in my time but now I'm down to 500 million and a handful of mediocre tech 2 blueprints.
Pillowsoft - Join the Pillowsoft Gallente Militia, get free ships and support. |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.08.21 22:26:00 -
[782]
Originally by: Mymh Heretache Got a bunch of your tunes on my iPod, just for giggles when I'm not at home and/or can't play EVE. Still laughing at some of them even tho played alot.
I can't believe you play AoC over EVE tho, no matter how screwed this blobbage have become.. I'd rather go back to original Everquest or hell even Hello Kitty Online over AoC. Horrible horrible pathetic game.. anyways that's offtopic, no matter if you guys come back or not, I'm sure I'll keep a few selected parodies of yours even when this game dies;
o7
AoC lasted all of two-three weeks - it sucked hard; the bugs are out of control. You can't run from one place to another without having pathing issues. So no, I didn't take AoC over Eve; I was leaving Eve anyway and Dodiez (the woman) wants to play an MMO all the time. We tried AoC because she wanted to, but I didn't like it. Then she reinstalled her old City of Heroes account and I tried that too and thought it was ultra-lame.
The wait for WAR is simply because I'm eager for PvP. I *live* for PvP in a game, which is why I played Eve for so long; the things Eve lost I'm hoping to find in Warhammer Online.
As a random aside, I've actually been playing Warhammer 40,000 for a month or so now (the miniature game). I have a Tau army. =p
-CD
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XDSKIRBYKIA
Caldari OR WHAT' Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.09.29 02:20:00 -
[783]
lol, good post. .....//////mmmmmm alts\\\\\\\....... |

SiJira
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Posted - 2008.10.02 18:27:00 -
[784]
curzon even though you brought about controversy your contributions to eve are famous Trashed sig, Shark was here |

Vessen
Solar Dragons Academy SOLAR WING
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Posted - 2008.10.05 12:59:00 -
[785]
We will miss you mate. Hope you will come back soon.
About those lyrics... I know a bunch of people who would be eager to look at them in txt format. Actually, even I was whining about it year or so ago.
Could you please archive them and drop on some fileshare engine? Like eve-files or rapidshare. It can be very useful )
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Grey Beard
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Posted - 2008.10.08 23:27:00 -
[786]
Necrons FTW....
[and here i was planning on assassinating you sometime... damn just for the fun ...] [BTW there will be a 40K MMO hope to see you there if not here...]
It is too bad, the music will be missed...
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Highwind Cid
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Posted - 2008.10.09 01:18:00 -
[787]
Originally by: Grey Beard Necrons FTW....
[and here i was planning on assassinating you sometime... damn just for the fun ...] [BTW there will be a 40K MMO hope to see you there if not here...]
It is too bad, the music will be missed...
Thread necromancy is bad. But speaking of WAR I believe I may replace EVE with WAR since I can actually encounter PVP, wether it be out in the blue or instanced. Having a good time, and thats with somehow doing much PvE content.
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Brigsby5987
Caldari 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2008.10.09 01:51:00 -
[788]
Originally by: Highwind Cid
Originally by: Grey Beard Necrons FTW....
[and here i was planning on assassinating you sometime... damn just for the fun ...] [BTW there will be a 40K MMO hope to see you there if not here...]
It is too bad, the music will be missed...
Thread necromancy is bad. But speaking of WAR I believe I may replace EVE with WAR since I can actually encounter PVP, wether it be out in the blue or instanced. Having a good time, and thats with somehow doing much PvE content.
as long as your not poor, why not pay for and play both eve and WAR.
I mean cmon... I work for 8.30 an hour in the USA and even I can afford it on top of rent, utilities, food, gas, insurance... etc. :P _______________________________________ Sig? where. There's no sig here. |

Highwind Cid
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Posted - 2008.10.09 04:01:00 -
[789]
Originally by: Brigsby5987
Originally by: Highwind Cid
Originally by: Grey Beard Necrons FTW....
[and here i was planning on assassinating you sometime... damn just for the fun ...] [BTW there will be a 40K MMO hope to see you there if not here...]
It is too bad, the music will be missed...
Thread necromancy is bad. But speaking of WAR I believe I may replace EVE with WAR since I can actually encounter PVP, wether it be out in the blue or instanced. Having a good time, and thats with somehow doing much PvE content.
as long as your not poor, why not pay for and play both eve and WAR.
I mean cmon... I work for 8.30 an hour in the USA and even I can afford it on top of rent, utilities, food, gas, insurance... etc. :P
Hmm, you must be in the southern states, grats on the independency but the money isn't the issue its more so the game itself. I have a strong feeling I won't continue my sub when it expires in another month or so. I've to realize what eve's all about after the 6 months or so of figuring that out. Right now in comparison to WAR it ain't lookin to good. I can't just undock and go straight to battle over something semi-significant, instead its roaming that takes hours and at the end of the day, most likly end up if you luckly a couple kills. Not worth the hours spent getting it.
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Jin Labarre
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Posted - 2008.10.24 01:40:00 -
[790]
Well... Can I have all your stuff then? 
@Curzon: Cool songs. I really enjoyed some of them. 
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.10.24 01:40:00 -
[791]
Old tread much?
Ok maybe not, still funny :D
Originally by: Akita T
 Seriously ?
 ...wow... I'm such a forum ho' !
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Umbra Synergy
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Posted - 2008.10.24 01:41:00 -
[792]
I claim full credit for summoning this thread by posting curzons name
Applebabe ate my signature :( but the fish hat forgives! Nemotology is the EvE religion of choice! |

Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2008.10.24 01:41:00 -
[793]
Originally by: Tortun Nahme I claim full credit for summoning this thread by posting curzons name
Credit where credit is due, sir _____________________
The unofficial faceless Achura alt of EVE Online
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Sophine Fortre
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Posted - 2008.10.24 01:42:00 -
[794]
Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
Originally by: Tortun Nahme I claim full credit for summoning this thread by posting curzons name
Credit where credit is due, sir
nicely done.
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Umbra Synergy
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Posted - 2008.10.24 01:42:00 -
[795]
hehe Sir Nahme, the wordplay that spawned this character name
Applebabe ate my signature :( but the fish hat forgives! Nemotology is the EvE religion of choice! |

Promethian child
Amarr 0utbreak
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Posted - 2008.12.06 03:11:00 -
[796]
still playing your songs
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Karille
Gallente Cold Templars Templar Initiative
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Posted - 2008.12.06 10:22:00 -
[797]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Mymh Heretache Got a bunch of your tunes on my iPod, just for giggles when I'm not at home and/or can't play EVE. Still laughing at some of them even tho played alot.
I can't believe you play AoC over EVE tho, no matter how screwed this blobbage have become.. I'd rather go back to original Everquest or hell even Hello Kitty Online over AoC. Horrible horrible pathetic game.. anyways that's offtopic, no matter if you guys come back or not, I'm sure I'll keep a few selected parodies of yours even when this game dies;
o7
AoC lasted all of two-three weeks - it sucked hard; the bugs are out of control. You can't run from one place to another without having pathing issues. So no, I didn't take AoC over Eve; I was leaving Eve anyway and Dodiez (the woman) wants to play an MMO all the time. We tried AoC because she wanted to, but I didn't like it. Then she reinstalled her old City of Heroes account and I tried that too and thought it was ultra-lame.
The wait for WAR is simply because I'm eager for PvP. I *live* for PvP in a game, which is why I played Eve for so long; the things Eve lost I'm hoping to find in Warhammer Online.
As a random aside, I've actually been playing Warhammer 40,000 for a month or so now (the miniature game). I have a Tau army. =p
-CD
Now where's the opinion of World of Warhammer Online Craft?
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Neesa Corrinne
Rogue Shadow Squad Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.12.06 14:38:00 -
[798]
Edited by: Neesa Corrinne on 06/12/2008 14:42:37 I realize that you've already purchased AoC and are currently playing it, but I can't stress enough that you really need to look elsewhere for MMO entertainment.
AoC starts off incredible. The first twenty levels are so much fun I almost logged into EVE and canceled all my accounts.
Then you start leveling through the 2-40's, which is still fun, but the immersion totally flies out the window at this point. Gone are the voice overs with all the NPC's you talk to and quests that provide moral dilemmas.
Then you hit 40-60 and the grind really begins. There aren't enough quests to fuel these levels, so you end up spending hours and hours pulling mobs and wasting them until tears of boredom appear in your eyes.
60-80 is even worse. There's only two zones to level from 60-80 in and all the hardcore PVP'ers are waiting for fresh meat to enter those areas. You'll spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn and die for like half an evening just trying to complete one single quest.
Now you're 80! Yay! Most of the end game PVE content is STILL broken after 6 months. Main tanks can't tank most low level raid bosses for more than 30 seconds without extremely expensive gemmed armor sets.
PVP consists of 'whoever sees the other guy first wins' cause every class in the game has a one shot combo. There's almost no strategy or tactics involved whatsoever. It's just hop around in a circle like damn bunny rabbit so that your opponent can't get off any combo swings to hurt you.
Crafting is just insane. Gem cutters can literally level up to the highest tier of crafting in little under 30 minutes, but if you want to make weapons or armor expect to spend a couple of weeks killing white NPC's in low level areas for the 1.2 million pieces of cotton you'll need to make every stinking piece of cloth armor in the game... just to have to trash it cause no one will buy the crap.
I got two level 80 characters on a PVP server, and later wished I could get those three months of my life back cause the game was just that bad.
Hell, the lead game designer resigned from his position and quit the company because the game was such poor quality, what other proof do you need not to waste your time with this little gem of crap.
edit: I copied and pasted my standard AoC rant just to find that some jerkhole had necro'd this thread. 
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Taua Roqa
Minmatar Groping Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.12.06 16:17:00 -
[799]
thread should never die tbh
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Zubbamos
Caldari Universal Army DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2008.12.06 16:28:00 -
[800]
beautiful things!
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.06 16:32:00 -
[801]
Originally by: Neesa Corrinne Edited by: Neesa Corrinne on 06/12/2008 14:42:37 I realize that you've already purchased AoC and are currently playing it, but I can't stress enough that you really need to look elsewhere for MMO entertainment.
Do you even understand what you posted? Because I'm fairly certain his last post was in August, and it is now December.
So I can think of no better thing to post than:
img-timeline
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Neesa Corrinne
Rogue Shadow Squad Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.12.06 18:30:00 -
[802]
Originally by: An Anarchyyt
Originally by: Neesa Corrinne Edited by: Neesa Corrinne on 06/12/2008 14:42:37 I realize that you've already purchased AoC and are currently playing it, but I can't stress enough that you really need to look elsewhere for MMO entertainment.
Do you even understand what you posted? Because I'm fairly certain his last post was in August, and it is now December.
So I can think of no better thing to post than:
img-timeline
You fail at reading to the bottom. Forum Whoring -1.
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Koggull
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Posted - 2008.12.06 18:36:00 -
[803]
This thread is the pwn. - Curzon is God.
That is all.
Seriously though, how I managed to miss this thread I don't know, but Im glad my friend linked it to me.. It has put a awesome smile on my face and I don't think it will ever wear off ;o
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0zimandius
The Nietzian Way Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.18 08:49:00 -
[804]
i've been playing for a while now and hadn't heard these songs. i do train a lot of brand new combat players though...
guess who showed your songs to me? a brand new female amarr pilot. the new players do love your songs. even if eve radio wont play them anymore they are all over u-tube.
my wife is loading them onto her mp3 player even now.
if u 2 are still around i just wanted u to know that... it does make a difference.
thx 0zi with a zero
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Druadan
Aristotle Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.12.19 16:17:00 -
[805]
Can any kind soul RAR/ZIP these up and rapidshare them? I'm getting zilch from eve-files right now :( Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |

Sovarin
Caldari Federation of Freedom Fighters Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.12.19 18:36:00 -
[806]
"Because i got high" eve paradoy best ever! I think if you replace the word high in that song with drunk and everyones been there, dont lye!
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Yirtne
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Posted - 2008.12.25 14:55:00 -
[807]
please please please post the song lyrics somewhere!!
it's hard for us non-native english speakers to understand every single word of the songs, something always gets missed... the lyrics are a must-have! if you don't have enough space to link them separately, just put all the lyrics in a single file and link that... still better than noting.
please :-)
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shadow knight777
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Posted - 2009.01.10 19:54:00 -
[808]
great songs man i like battle epeens the most i think. or tribute to sabre a
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.10 21:14:00 -
[809]
Curzon, we need you to do my version of Limp Bizkits' Rollin'.
Titled: "Laggin'"
Search for it :D I'm too lazy to link it. |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.01.12 04:23:00 -
[810]
Hey folks!
I'm checking out the 5 day free trial, and considering using my...quantities of ISK to play Eve for free for the rest of eternity. :) I kind of miss making songs, and all I really do for singing now is sing in the shower, which doesn't make the same kind of fool of myself that everything else does.
In the next day or two, I'll figure out a way to get all the lyrics to all of my songs posted online; presuming I can still get into Eve-Files.
I *did* have a couple of finished songs, but Dodiez vetoed them as sub-par, and they never got released. Anyway, more later. :)
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2009.01.12 04:26:00 -
[811]
Why did you necro OP's thread to announce this  |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.01.12 04:28:00 -
[812]
Dude, its not a necro if it brings the OP back to life? =p |

Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2009.01.12 04:30:00 -
[813]
Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 12/01/2009 04:33:58 edit: actually let's start over.
Hi I'm Dirk. I could not make a good post even when my life depended on it tbh.  |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.01.12 04:38:00 -
[814]
I'm grateful for everyone that has kept this thread alive for all the time I've been gone, so I can make more songs and post them here instead of having to make a new thread. :) |

Niraia
Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.01.12 06:02:00 -
[815]
Good to see you both back! No more quitting :p |

Kaldor Mintat
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Posted - 2009.01.12 10:55:00 -
[816]
Welcome back! |

Navtiqes
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2009.01.12 11:32:00 -
[817]
Curzon Dax for World President! |

andresimmia
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Posted - 2009.01.12 11:45:00 -
[818]
Go Curzon!!! |

Rutger Centemus
Joint Empire Squad
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Posted - 2009.01.13 02:37:00 -
[819]
Nice to see you're back, even on a 5-day trial (for now ).
Originally by: Crumplecorn I prefer launching bathtubs of antimatter at my opponents over pointing an open DVD player at them, even if the bathtubs do miss a lot. So no.
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Havente Gaversom
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Posted - 2009.01.13 14:37:00 -
[820]
Wait, the thread's been resuscitated and Curzon may be coming back to EVE?
Nowai.
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ry ry
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Posted - 2009.01.13 16:15:00 -
[821]
i'm still convinced they're one and the same person... |

Laechyd Eldgorn
Caldari Art of War Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.01.13 17:14:00 -
[822]
more curzon plz. |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.01.14 17:26:00 -
[823]
Originally by: ry ry i'm still convinced they're one and the same person...
Who's one and the same? Me and....? If you're talking about Dodiez, that's quite a compliment to my vocal range that I can falsetto and sound just like a girl singing, eh? =p
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CCP Prism X
Gallente C C P CCP

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Posted - 2009.01.14 17:41:00 -
[824]
Dude! Your disappearance has seriously affected my life! I blame your disappearance, and thus the disappearance of new EVE parodies, for the fact that my ring tone is now the Soviet Unions National Anthem and that people are calling me a commie.. just because it sounds epic. No, it's all you! 
So I hope you see reason and stay. For the sake of everyone else. And the children! Welcome back Dax. 
~ Prism X EvE Database Developer Relocating your character to a cozy, secure container since 2006. Relocating your cozy, secure container to the EVE cemetery since 2008. |
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Jason C
Caldari ProtoStar Trading
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Posted - 2009.01.15 02:22:00 -
[825]
Oh plz... my iPod needs more CareBear Stare! |

Kryptiq
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Posted - 2009.01.15 05:25:00 -
[826]
Glad to see you back even if only for a trial :) You have no idea how much of a surprise it was to see your name pop up in the EVE Radio chat! |

Vikarion
Caldari White Rose Society
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Posted - 2009.01.16 11:10:00 -
[827]
Please stick around and write more...

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Fenren
Minmatar Bure Astro Photography
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Posted - 2009.01.16 11:15:00 -
[828]
We all miss you and your lovely songs
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ry ry
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Posted - 2009.01.16 13:07:00 -
[829]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: ry ry i'm still convinced they're one and the same person...
Who's one and the same? Me and....? If you're talking about Dodiez, that's quite a compliment to my vocal range that I can falsetto and sound just like a girl singing, eh? =p
with a bit of trousersnake tucking and a pretty, pretty dress you can look like one too! |

ForceM
Gallente POS Builder Inc. Silent Requiem
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Posted - 2009.01.16 13:37:00 -
[830]
Originally by: ry ry
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: ry ry i'm still convinced they're one and the same person...
Who's one and the same? Me and....? If you're talking about Dodiez, that's quite a compliment to my vocal range that I can falsetto and sound just like a girl singing, eh? =p
with a bit of trousersnake tucking and a pretty, pretty dress you can look like one too!
Damn you ry ry .. now i cant get that image out of my head .. damn you :( |
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Audrea
FinFleet Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.01.25 03:02:00 -
[831]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
In the next day or two, I'll figure out a way to get all the lyrics to all of my songs posted online; presuming I can still get into Eve-Files.
Glad to see you are back! hope you stay.. although solo pvp still hasnt improved...
Where are the lyrics though? I am waiting for them still :( and yes I play your songs once a while, they are eternal! 
So pls pls post the lyrics.. I wanna understand ALL the words 100% :)
Just do a RAR file with all text files inside, and be done with it in single link... just do it pleeeasse :) |

Zex Maxwell
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.01.26 01:08:00 -
[832]
Is it normal for my ears to bleed? |

Kytanos Termek
Caldari Darkstorm Command Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2009.02.02 08:25:00 -
[833]
Edited by: Kytanos Termek on 02/02/2009 08:25:00 .... Curzon You, Me, 57 pounds of cheese and a hedgehog. Tomorrow at the motel. :-P
Mrr? |

Eva midgard
Caldari the undivided Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.02 16:45:00 -
[834]
i love ur songs m8 there awesome MOAR |

Glengrant
TOHA Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2009.02.03 09:29:00 -
[835]
Welcome back (knew you would ;-) - just surprised it was this quick).
--- Save the forum: Think before you post. ISK BUYER = LOSER EVE TV- Bring it back! Laptop, NVidia7900GS, Ubuntu 8.04, WINE |

ollobrains2
Gallente New Eve Order Holdings
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Posted - 2009.02.03 09:33:00 -
[836]
welcome back
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Cevica
Dark Angels Inc
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Posted - 2009.02.04 17:48:00 -
[837]
Welcome back, and more please :P, I really love your songs :) |

Da'iel Zehn
Construct Core Operations Construct Consortium
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Posted - 2009.02.05 00:54:00 -
[838]
i enjoyed the toons.  --
DZ's website
∞
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Archadam
The Scope
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Posted - 2009.02.15 09:57:00 -
[839]
Damn it, where's the awesome podcasts to enjoy while camping or roaming? :'( --- Us Japs get a bad rap from the 'truth' out there in the West.
Seems to be whispered out there, about much of my Japs, my ol' Brothers in arms', hated, yet respected in SE. Asia. |

Jason C
Caldari ProtoStar Trading
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Posted - 2009.03.24 21:44:00 -
[840]
So a bump is in order... hope to get more music for my iPod!
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Xendal
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Posted - 2009.04.17 21:11:00 -
[841]
Hi!
Great!!! Could you link a lyrics/texts
Thx
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Yurc1ck
GUVD inc. Rebellion Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.23 06:53:00 -
[842]
Really good things... Waiting for lyrics too.
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Rivur'Tam
the united
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Posted - 2009.05.03 12:25:00 -
[843]
Are you back in the game ?
i listen to ur songs all the time, i even play them for my m8's that don't play eve and they like them ur pure win imo.
resized my sig is this right now ??
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Weight What
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Posted - 2009.05.03 21:11:00 -
[844]
Excellent.
-----------------------------------------------
Annonymous, trading as "Weight What". |

Jason C
Caldari ProtoStar Trading
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Posted - 2009.06.11 15:50:00 -
[845]
bump, hell... Boot to the Head!
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Doomed Predator
The Graduates Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.06.11 16:09:00 -
[846]
Yay The 'Fendahlian Collective' strikes again |

RiotRick
Black-Sun Pitch Black Legion
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Posted - 2009.06.22 14:25:00 -
[847]
So... Dax is Back 
Welcome back. I love your songs :) -- The future is black.
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Shi Lang
Gallente Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2009.07.10 15:17:00 -
[848]
glad to know Curzon that your thinking of coming back, i wish you all the best. Smert ili Slava! |

Shi Lang
Gallente Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2009.07.10 16:40:00 -
[849]
Originally by: CCP Prism X Dude! Your disappearance has seriously affected my life! I blame your disappearance, and thus the disappearance of new EVE parodies, for the fact that my ring tone is now the Soviet Unions National Anthem and that people are calling me a commie.. just because it sounds epic. No, it's all you! 
So I hope you see reason and stay. For the sake of everyone else. And the children! Welcome back Dax. 
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!
I also have Soviet National anthem as my ringtone. Smert ili Slava! |

Spurty
Caldari D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.07.10 17:23:00 -
[850]
haha very good Friday Afternoon discovery!
Thanks for letting us download your 'work' without sending the lawyers around to send the spotty teenagers to Jail for 150 years!!
KUDOS
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails hi cat here
i was thinking earlier about corpses...
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.25 03:30:00 -
[851]
Hey folks!
For those of you who have maintained the faith and kept my thread open all this time, I appreciate it! I know that I promised a parody back in January, and I made one, but Dodiez didn't like it and made me delete it. We're married now by the way!
This time, I really am back to deliver another parody and I hope to make old friends and a new generation of Eve gamers enjoy a laugh!
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.25 03:39:00 -
[852]
FIRST!
congrats on the marriage Curzon. ♥
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.26 00:38:00 -
[853]
What does it being July have to do with marriages ruining a man? o.O
And man....the in-game everything is so radically different. And things are *WAAAAAY* more expensive. My Vindicator's fittings are ridiculously expensive now....and I can't find my MWD. :(
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.26 00:50:00 -
[854]
Originally by: Curzon Dax What does it being July have to do with marriages ruining a man? o.O
And man....the in-game everything is so radically different. And things are *WAAAAAY* more expensive. My Vindicator's fittings are ridiculously expensive now....and I can't find my MWD. :(
Quote: Eve Parodies: June 25th, the Second Coming of Curzon!
A lot of things have gone up in price, a lot of things have gone down in price.
You missed the boat, trit was up to 4.25/unit for awhile, its crashed since BOB died and the war ended. ♥
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2009.07.26 02:01:00 -
[855]
Marriage really ruins a man??
You're a poop.
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.26 02:15:00 -
[856]
Originally by: Dodiez Marriage really ruins a man??
You're a poop.
He got the month wrong!
I didn't mean it 
I ♥ Dodiez  ♥
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2009.07.26 15:41:00 -
[857]
Originally by: Awesome Possum
Originally by: Dodiez Marriage really ruins a man??
You're a poop.
He got the month wrong!
I didn't mean it 
I ♥ Dodiez 
Okay!
You're forgiven! 
Besides, you have an ossum corp name.
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Frobos
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Posted - 2009.07.26 16:14:00 -
[858]
**SHAMELESS STICKY BUMP**
Awesome indeed I must say!
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Eileen Vekuru
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Posted - 2009.07.26 20:01:00 -
[859]
Welcome back again 
This time you better stay around abit or i will have to do something really bad....
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Peter Powers
FinFleet
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Posted - 2009.07.26 23:14:00 -
[860]
holy crap, its realy curzon...
was just asking if someone knew what happend to you to other night, grats on the marriage, nice to see your back, hope your going to do a few more songs
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Karrade Krise
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Posted - 2009.07.27 01:56:00 -
[861]
LAGGINHey, Curz! Got a song for ya! I actually posted and older version some time ago and had to change some of it, instead of Kenny, it said Bobbies :P
"Heck" could probably be replaced with something more fitting, do as you see fit to it. I would LOVE to jam to this while getting into it online :D There's a few parts that seem a bit tricky, but with time and practice you can get it down right.
Keep Rollin'- Limp Bizkit
"Keep Laggin'!"
Alright blobets, keep on laggin' Baby You know what time it is
(grab yo headset) (repeats)
Ladies and gentlemen Laggy POS-War! Keep on laggin' baby!
Jump in, now lag out Locks up, now screen's black Wait up, Wait up tell me, what you gonna do now? Log out now log in loads up now shields down Pray it reps up tell me what you gonna do now?
keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (WHAT) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (C'mon) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (yeah) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin
now I know yall be hatin this **** right here L-A-M-E Lagfest is right here people in the corps put your X in the chat cause if you dont X, then you don't fight (yea) C C P boost now for the node jumpin for your fix of that fleet lagfest mix so where the heck you at reds? shut the heck up and dock the heck up while we jack your pos up
grab yo headset(repeats)
Jump in, now lag out Locks up, now screen's black Wait up, Wait up tell me, what you gonna do now? Log out now log in loads up now shields down pray it reps up tell me what you gonna do now?
keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (WHAT) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (C'mon) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (yeah) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin
you wanna fix this lagfest? (yea) you can't fix this lagfest (why) because it hasn't been patched(who) C C P and all of the devs(oh) and this doomsday thing right here (uh huh) well we're using it all the time (what?) so youd better get some better ships and uh, get some better Fcs (doh) we got the gang boost so dont log out yet 23/7 never beggin for reimburment old school falcons locking up to jam **** help kill **** puttin bills in the isk sink
(grab your headset) (repeats)
Jump in, now lag out Locks up, now screen's black Wait up, Wait up tell me, what you gonna do now? Log out now log in loads up now shields down Pray it reps up tell me what you gonna do now?
keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (C'mon) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (What) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (yeah) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin
hey Kenny (where you at) hey Goonies (where you at) and the pilots that dont give a crap (where you at) all the carebears (where you at) all the pirates (where you at) an' all the kiddies that call themselves RPers (where you at) Ging' Magician (where you at) Curzon Dax (where you at) and the people rollin in the Titans (where you at) hey Chribba (where you at) Can flippers (where you at) and everybody all arround EVE-Ohhhhh...
Jump in, now lag out Locks up, now screen's black Wait up, Wait up tell me, what you gonna do now? Log out now log in loads up now shields down Pray it reps up tell me what you gonna do now?
keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (WHAT) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (C'mon) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (yeah) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin
Jump in, now lag out Locks up, now screen's black Wait up, Wait up tell me, what you gonna do now? Log out now log in loads up now shields down Pray it reps up tell me what you gonna do now?
keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (WHAT) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (C'mon) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin (yeah) keep laggin laggin laggin laggin
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Armoured C
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2009.07.27 02:37:00 -
[862]
The messiah, he has returned =D
Armoured C forum extraordinaire #69 top poster
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Rivur'Tam
X10 PUNISHM4NT
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Posted - 2009.07.27 12:02:00 -
[863]
i has 3somes wiv curzon and dod and they are awesome but they still not as good as his songs can't wait to here the new one is there a link for it
rivur'tam >chribba >curzon >katie door tbh imo
my vid watch now
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Niraia
Gallente Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.07.27 12:33:00 -
[864]
hey, and congratulations! please stop disappearing, both of you :p
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Jarlath Whitbray
Eve University
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Posted - 2009.07.27 12:59:00 -
[865]
This is the guy who made the song about Saber A? Man, that is awesome song, I found it when someone linked it at the time he last dec'ed us.
I need check the rest of songs too when I have the time. 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.27 18:11:00 -
[866]
Cool beans! Sabre A was the first song I made, mostly in the shower. =p
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.27 18:43:00 -
[867]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Cool beans! Sabre A was the first song I made, mostly in the shower. =p
wait wait wait... you sing about Sabre A in the shower?!?
Dodiez said 'I do' why? :p ♥
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2009.07.27 18:47:00 -
[868]
Originally by: Awesome Possum
Originally by: Curzon Dax Cool beans! Sabre A was the first song I made, mostly in the shower. =p
wait wait wait... you sing about Sabre A in the shower?!?
Dodiez said 'I do' why? :p
At the time, we were living in a place where the shower had the best acoustics. He sang about me in there too, so I'm not jealous. Besides, he was trashing Sabre, so it's allllllllllll gooooood.
I said 'I do' because I doooooooooooooooo. =p
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2009.07.27 18:48:00 -
[869]
Originally by: Rivur'Tam i has 3somes wiv curzon and dod and they are awesome but they still not as good as his songs can't wait to here the new one is there a link for it
rivur'tam >chribba >curzon >katie door tbh imo
EW.
Seriously, I couldn't ever have a threesome with someone who has bad grammar.
Wait, was that mean?
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.27 19:17:00 -
[870]
Originally by: Awesome Possum
Dodiez said 'I do' why? :p
Well, a lot of reasons.
1. I'm dead sexy. 2. I'm rich. 3. Every woman likes a man in uniform. 4. I'm dead sexy. 5. I have a gigantic, absolutely enormous.... .....ego.
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demonfurbie
Minmatar Kinky Killing Kleptomaniacs BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.07.27 19:45:00 -
[871]
congrats ...
hide the orange soda now
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.27 19:52:00 -
[872]
By the way, I've gimped my parody singing abilities by apparently deleting working files....so there's a thread in Out of Pod for you guys to snatch up some of my vast stash of ISK for helping me find backtracks. Go go go!
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Rivur'Tam
X10 PUNISHM4NT
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Posted - 2009.07.27 20:14:00 -
[873]
Originally by: Dodiez
Originally by: Rivur'Tam i has 3somes wiv curzon and dod and they are awesome but they still not as good as his songs can't wait to here the new one is there a link for it
rivur'tam >chribba >curzon >katie door tbh imo
EW.
Seriously, I couldn't ever have a threesome with someone who has bad grammar.
Wait, was that mean?
cough cough Rohypnol
and its still not wore off thats why my grammere is so bad 
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my vid watch now
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2009.07.27 20:29:00 -
[874]
You're scary.
And again. Ewwwwwwww. Don't make me call my merc friends on you.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.28 01:11:00 -
[875]
And....I just posted a new parody!
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Eaers Secks
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Posted - 2009.07.28 02:01:00 -
[876]
Edited by: Eaers Secks on 28/07/2009 02:03:48 Alright this goes to the fresh prince of bel air... sorry for my spelling im only 14.
Now this is the story all about how my first pvp came right out. And i'd like to take a minute just dock there, I'll tell you how i got killed in a system called T R K
In a station in motsu cloned and trained, running mission i spent most of my days, makin isk maxin, gaining standings all cool, And shooting some cruises at the rats in the 4's
When a couple of rats who were up to no good started shooting up my navy raven, i got a tad in hull and i got scared and started looking up a home in zero zero
I looked in recruitment day after day until i found a corp with 0 0 and i was well on my way. I brought my raven and all my gear and i said "This is gunna be great"
21 jumps that aint bad, theyve got a pos and rats to be had. Is this what 0 0 is supposed to be like? hmm this might be alright.
But i hear theres a gate camp 9 guys at, is this the type of place for that type of crap i dont think so, I'll see when i get there i hope there prepared for a faction fit navy raven with all maxed out skills
well im 10 jumps away and a kronos was there locking on when i uncloaked he has 4 years with tech 2 guns but his warp disrupter didnt stop my STAB, so i aligned and warped away and said "catch ya later"
I asked for some intel but no one replied, i jumped right into my demise, i couldnt warp out, people were locking on i hope they were friendly's so i shouted the name only to realize my tank wasn't on and my cap was destablilizin a minute at a time
A wrecking shot hit dealing 2005! my armor was failing i was going to die. Then all of a suddon my ship was gone and a little pop i heard, then i saw the backround of my old motsu home.
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Yarinor
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Posted - 2009.07.28 02:02:00 -
[877]
New song is pretty good :)
Reminds me a bit too much of battle of the epeens though.
But still... Frigging awesome to see a new song from the master of game parodies :D
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Yarinor
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Posted - 2009.07.28 02:03:00 -
[878]
Originally by: Eaers Secks Alright this goes to the fresh prince of bel air... sorry for my spelling im only 14.
Wikipedia
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Eaers Secks
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Posted - 2009.07.28 02:05:00 -
[879]
Originally by: Yarinor
Originally by: Eaers Secks Alright this goes to the fresh prince of bel air... sorry for my spelling im only 14.
Wikipedia
lol sorry, worth a try but it could turn into a good idea
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2009.07.28 02:33:00 -
[880]
Originally by: Yarinor New song is pretty good :)
Reminds me a bit too much of battle of the epeens though.
But still... Frigging awesome to see a new song from the master of game parodies :D
He sorta remade Battle of the Epeens because there's people mentioned that most Eve players now wouldn't know, like Ginger Magician and Cyvok (I think?). Like D2, etc.
He made it more generic, so that most pilots could relate to it. :)
He wouldn't let me sing in it though.
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.28 03:17:00 -
[881]
Originally by: Dodiez He wouldn't let me sing in it though.
/deletes it ♥
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Nai Ling
Amarr Middle Finger Technology
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Posted - 2009.07.28 03:44:00 -
[882]
Originally by: Dodiez
Originally by: Yarinor New song is pretty good :)
Reminds me a bit too much of battle of the epeens though.
But still... Frigging awesome to see a new song from the master of game parodies :D
He sorta remade Battle of the Epeens because there's people mentioned that most Eve players now wouldn't know, like Ginger Magician and Cyvok (I think?). Like D2, etc.
He made it more generic, so that most pilots could relate to it. :)
He wouldn't let me sing in it though.
If people don't know who Ginger Magician or Cyvok are, they should do themselves a favor and look them up. There's plenty of threads of hilarity and laughing about their "exploits." Like Logoffski with aggression in a titan... or solo gatecamping in a carrier in low-sec, multiple times... with many losses.
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.28 03:54:00 -
[883]
/rocks out to Sabre A tribute
I can't rag on the guy too much, he was a good teacher. I learned all basics and common sense rules of fleet OPs from him back in E-U ♥
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Jarlath Whitbray
Eve University
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Posted - 2009.07.28 09:53:00 -
[884]
The song is... educational. 
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Rivur'Tam
X10 PUNISHM4NT
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Posted - 2009.07.28 12:02:00 -
[885]
Originally by: Dodiez You're scary.
And again. Ewwwwwwww. Don't make me call my merc friends on you.
Its ok i don't leave the station anyway i just smack peeps in local 
Tbh i really love teh songs u make i actually play them in my car and all my eve playing m8's love them and even some non players ask me to put them on
your both awesome and i was taking a break from eve when that pop idol stuff was happing that others guys song suked ass
you both are win and contrats on the wedding i wish all the best. Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Signatures must also contain content relevant to your character or EVE Online. Begpo KpoBu
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.28 16:46:00 -
[886]
Thanks! I'm in the mood or something because I'm sitting here working on another parody. o.O
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McDonALTs
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Posted - 2009.07.28 22:43:00 -
[887]
Please do this - even devs reccomend the Kalimah Rapsody
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=427470
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.29 02:43:00 -
[888]
I read the lyrics for the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I don't think it would work - the lyrics don't fit where they need to in size, and would require significant reworking....and unfortunately, I'm one guy with a bass voice that fits into the "can't we take that bass down another octave please?" category. I can't sing soprano or even tenor, so pulling off this act is beyond me.
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.07.29 04:17:00 -
[889]
This is July, not June! _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.29 22:36:00 -
[890]
Ah...fixed; thanks. =p
Then again....how do you know that I'm not so awesome that I travelled back in time and made a parody?!? =p
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.07.29 22:57:00 -
[891]
Because the eve forum edit tag told me so 
Originally by: Curzon Dax Edited by: Curzon Dax on 27/07/2009
_____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.30 01:29:00 -
[892]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Ah...fixed; thanks. =p
Then again....how do you know that I'm not so awesome that I travelled back in time and made a parody?!? =p
/nerd rage
how many times did i mention that in this thread?  ♥
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Nex Aeolis
Ever Flow Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.31 02:15:00 -
[893]
*is a complete fan*
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.01 04:05:00 -
[894]
Hey folks! I just released a new parody. listen and grimace =p
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Kytanos Termek
Caldari Darkstorm Command Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2009.08.01 06:10:00 -
[895]
I love you . . .
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Nick119
Minmatar Imbroglio.
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Posted - 2009.08.01 06:49:00 -
[896]
Badass. freaking awsome
~Originally by: CCP Prism X~ Holy crap, I gave away real information! |

Per Bastet
Amarr B.O.O.M
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Posted - 2009.08.01 09:07:00 -
[897]
More Awesome Music from Curzon YAY \o/ --
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SG commander
Caldari Gank Bears
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Posted - 2009.08.02 01:03:00 -
[898]
cool music man
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Jin Kurasawa
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Posted - 2009.08.02 02:02:00 -
[899]
Outstanding. Glad to see new songs again, keep up the great work!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.02 13:41:00 -
[900]
And now I'm getting getting Dodiez to make a new song. :)
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Yakumo Smith
Gallente No End To Infinity Fleetingly Finite
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Posted - 2009.08.02 16:21:00 -
[901]
Nice one
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.05 19:25:00 -
[902]
New song posted and stuff. Three in a week. Phew!
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firefly4
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Posted - 2009.08.06 08:45:00 -
[903]
Originally by: Aruik Those are both going onto my iPod. Awesome man.
how u get them on ur ipod
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.08 20:08:00 -
[904]
Download them, stick them in iTunes...voila!
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.08.10 22:10:00 -
[905]
Y halo thar. ;o
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Peter Powers
FinFleet
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Posted - 2009.08.10 22:19:00 -
[906]
yay new stuff \o/
Everanking Lotteries - giving away the cool stuff! |

Kahega Amielden
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.08.13 22:13:00 -
[907]
Needs more front page.
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Darvel Assente
Gallente Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2009.08.13 23:44:00 -
[908]
What a nice fellow!
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Mephistophilis
Domination. THE KLINGONS
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Posted - 2009.08.15 23:47:00 -
[909]
Heh, never fails to make me laugh this
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Curzon Dax
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.08.16 02:07:00 -
[910]
Thanks for the posts guys! Love to see that folks still listen to my music. :)
I've finished writing my new parody, and have been sitting here half the night trying to rap it out. Yes, another rap. =p
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Curzon Dax
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.08.16 19:16:00 -
[911]
And...a new parody is out!
Listen and enjoy. Its definitely a bit different than anything I've done before, so let me know what you think.
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Mythos Jones
Hostile.
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Posted - 2009.08.16 19:38:00 -
[912]
Didn't like this so much
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Zex Maxwell
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.16 19:51:00 -
[913]
my ears are bleeding...
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Curzon Dax
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.08.16 20:13:00 -
[914]
Bleeding good or bleeding bad? o.O
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Mr Crepsley
Gallente SkillzKillz Indecisive Certainty
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Posted - 2009.08.17 00:04:00 -
[915]
Brilliant songs keep up the good work ----
Originally by: CCP Atropos I pod people because there's money to be made in selling tears.
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Per Bastet
Amarr B.O.O.M
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Posted - 2009.08.17 02:23:00 -
[916]
You can Do it Put your Gank into it You can Do it Put your Tank into it
Woot, Awesome Tune --
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Micia
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.08.17 04:12:00 -
[917]
Awesome new song.
Really like that one that opened last WDA podcast, too. 
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45thtiger 0109
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Posted - 2009.08.17 04:23:00 -
[918]
Hey Dax
This is the **** man. Its Epic & funny at the same time. CCP should load these tracks to the ships stereo lolz. The ship BOOM BOX.
Great Job man keep it up man.
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Iorya Dragon
Soul Assassins Delinquent Habits
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Posted - 2009.08.17 11:13:00 -
[919]
Haha, Dax Ice Cube, it epic man, GREAT JOB!
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RiotRick
Black-Sun Pitch Black Legion
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Posted - 2009.08.17 12:28:00 -
[920]
Don't stop Curzon Hit it!
\o/ -- The future is black.
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Grez
Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.17 13:21:00 -
[921]
Epic lulz :D Newest is hilarious! ---
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stolen4u
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Posted - 2009.08.17 16:47:00 -
[922]
brilliant! Keep it up
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eliminator2
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.08.17 17:27:00 -
[923]
these are amazing who ever bumped thank you :D ----------------------------------------------- i met Eliminator1..... i ate it and spat it out now hes my minion :)
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CCP WeatherMan

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Posted - 2009.08.18 02:55:00 -
[924]
Thread moved to MY EVE, a much deserved new home. 
Weatherman Community Representative CCP Games Contact us |
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Demon Azrakel
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Posted - 2009.08.19 00:47:00 -
[925]
Just Awesome...cant decide what is best, though i do like dax is back for the whole rage part...
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Curzon Dax
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.08.19 02:43:00 -
[926]
*laughing*
Dax is Back was one of my most popular tracks. It got me banned from Eve Radio for a year or so. >< -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |

DJ Anarkros
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Posted - 2009.08.21 15:11:00 -
[927]
Well on behalf of myself :) can I say thank you for your hard work and effort on some of these tunes.
You have made a fair few people have a laugh over the years and I thank you for that, may you live long and prosper!.
Cheers dude.
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Curzon Dax
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.08.21 19:21:00 -
[928]
Thanks. :) I just linked in a funny video someone showed me called "Do You Want To Date My Avatar?" -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |

Clearshot6245
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Posted - 2009.08.22 19:45:00 -
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Edited by: Clearshot6245 on 22/08/2009 19:46:01 i was going around town the other day, and happened to notice a signpost saying Curzon Street, Dax ur that famous 
Also out of the ones i listend to i like Amarrian pie and Sabre A the most
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Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.08.22 19:49:00 -
[930]
These are absolutely awesome! Great job! 
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Latest video: War Has Come (720p) |
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Doomed Predator
The Graduates Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.08.24 15:04:00 -
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Awesome,almost every song is an above average parody, quite a few are excellent. But a few like amarrian pie sound like you were half asleep. Even if amarrian pie is exellent is needs more ..........cowbell or something(can't really describe it). For example We be pirates is a good example of what is good.
Anyway, 25 mill to you from my alt cause you're awesome. The 'Fendahlian Collective' strikes again |

Galmarr
Gallente Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.08.24 16:34:00 -
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Curzon, we need a Ninja theme song or anthem.
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xOm3gAx
Caldari Stain of Mind
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Posted - 2009.08.25 23:41:00 -
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Edited by: xOm3gAx on 25/08/2009 23:43:35
Originally by: Curzon Dax Edited by: Curzon Dax on 21/08/2009 19:20:32 Hey folks!
New parody released; I haven't rapped in a long time, and thought I'd try something a little more...thug. Your comments appreciated! Also, I wanted to include something that I didn't make, but that is incredibly funny: Do You Want To Date My Avatar?
Released:
Track 1: Sabre A Tribute Track 2: Eve Romance Track 3: Battle of the ePeens Track 4: Noob, You'll Have an Epeen Soon Track 5: ISK ISK Baby Track 6: Dax is Back Track 7: Eveologic Track 8: Rats Got Loot Track 9: Behind Carebear Eyes Track 10: Lag of the Day Track 11: Eve is for BoB Track 12: Runaway Inflation Track 13: Dreaming of Eve Track 14: Flashing Red Track 15: Forum Whiners Unite! Track 16: Silver Death Bots Track 17: M.I.N.E.R Track 18: I Need a New Home! Track 19: I'm A Racketeer! Track 20: I'm A Big Big Noob! Track 21: Because I Got High Track 22: Random Pwnage Track 23: Amarrian Pie Track 24: Flavor of the Month Track 25: We Be Pirates August 16th
*Bonus Material Eve Battleship Championship Plug Curzon Tried Pirating!! Epic Fight! I'm in the NEWS! Curzon Fails at American History Dodiez is a Dirty Thief!
In Production: Moar stuff!
Curzon i'd like to offer you some additional hosting for your stuff if you like. Got some free space on a server of mine lemme know ingame if your interested.
FYI this is ofc free for you.
Edit: the b/w is unlimited the only think you'll have a limit on is space but even then ill provide you with more than enough for music and maybe enough for smaller vids depending on the actual size etc. The server is php, sql, cgi capable with your own subdomain / ftp axs =)
Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.28 02:31:00 -
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Much appreciated, but I've got everything on Eve-Files and am happy to keep it there for now. :) -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |

Meline
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Posted - 2009.08.28 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax Thanks. :) I just linked in a funny video someone showed me called "Do You Want To Date My Avatar?"
I'm hoping to see a parody of that parody soon then!
And btw, I love your songs, keep it up!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.09.01 00:57:00 -
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New track posted; Johnny Cash getting his due! -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |

Lady Karma
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Posted - 2009.09.01 01:06:00 -
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Do you have any that are not cringe worthily bad? I tried a few, but I prefer bearded lute players to this folk/jazz/artard fusion
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.09.01 01:34:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Karma Do you have any that are not cringe worthily bad? I tried a few, but I prefer bearded lute players to this folk/jazz/artard fusion
Forum trolls, chomp chomp chomp. :) -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |

aehric
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Posted - 2009.09.01 01:56:00 -
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Amazing stuff! Keep them coming. 
-aehric
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Aleksei Smirnov
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Posted - 2009.09.01 17:47:00 -
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M.I.N.E.R is megawin.
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DJ Anarkros
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Posted - 2009.09.01 18:23:00 -
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Edited by: DJ Anarkros on 01/09/2009 18:25:11 :) Over the past few weeks / months some of the listeners on a certain eve based radio station have been enjoying these tunes, but now, an exclusive :)
Wednesday 2nd of September during my show 7pm to 10pm I will be playing the new as of yet unheard single called "Ballad of CCP" by the most generous Curzon Dax.
So, to listen to the new tune, be sure to listen in to DJ Anarkros's show on wednesday 2nd of September, between 7pm to 10pm at Eve Radio
Most gracious thanks to Mr Curzon Dax keep the tunes flowing :)
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motomysz
No Limit Productions Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.09.02 05:21:00 -
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I'm a Racketeer is brutal. I was surprised.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.09.02 21:54:00 -
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And....here's a NEW parody linked. :) Two in one week omigosh. -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |

The Alchemist
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.09.03 11:41:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax And....here's a NEW parody linked. :) Two in one week omigosh.
Liked the last one :) GJ
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tygra
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Posted - 2009.09.03 22:37:00 -
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Excellent songs and thanks for making mission running much more entertaining...
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Alekseyev Karrde
Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.09.06 00:29:00 -
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Curzon is gold, if you dont know who he is better act like you know ---
Zombie Apocalypse Guitar-Wielding Superteam |

Ulviirala Vauryndar
Gallente Vauryndar Dalharil
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Posted - 2009.09.06 03:03:00 -
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Three thumbs up! :)
Unfortunately, your signature is not 22239 bytes, it exceeds the 24000 byte limit allowed on the forums. -Darth Patches I fail, regards to Cortes - Ulvi |

Turiel Demon
Minmatar Shadow Reapers
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Posted - 2009.09.06 11:57:00 -
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hehe, I'm glad it takes a little while between songs, that way each time there's a new one I can re-listen to the old ones and chuckle all over again  Also, it has come to my attention that I'm really in need of a proper signature. |

Soralio
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.09.07 19:33:00 -
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OMG Runaway Inflation actually had me on the floor... Best song of yours, although Amarrian Pie and Isk Isk Baby are great, IIB is probably your best in terms of quality, but Runaway had me in stitches. Kudos!
~Soralio
Originally by: Mrs Ravenfire
Originally by: IamBeastx you molest dead corpses?
And you? You molest living corpses? I think thats way worse - poor zombies 
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Kytanos Termek
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2009.09.10 06:28:00 -
[950]
. . . More!
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Tom Peeping
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Posted - 2009.09.10 13:37:00 -
[951]
Favorite is always gonna be "eve is for bob". Even with Bob gone... it's still funny.
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FerociousAndAdorable
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Posted - 2009.09.12 02:40:00 -
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Isk Isk baby FTFW
Love the songs m8. Keep them coming!
åFAAå
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Sun Liping
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Posted - 2009.09.14 20:57:00 -
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great work Mr. Dax!
ISK ISK baby is excellent, and carebear blues really pwns!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.09.16 00:14:00 -
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Hey folks!
For those of you who follow my tunes, I've got a last hurrah, and a chance for you to make a good bunch of ISK. Curzon's IPO -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.09.20 18:05:00 -
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Most of the available investment capital is gone, so if you want a piece, speak up! -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |

Scerolikk Teromni
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Posted - 2009.09.21 06:43:00 -
[956]
Does there happen to be a rar of all Curzon's songs? (Or can somebody do me a favor and make one? :D)
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Ulviirala Vauryndar
Gallente Vauryndar Dalharil
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Posted - 2009.09.21 09:26:00 -
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Edited by: Ulviirala Vauryndar on 21/09/2009 09:27:33 Heya, one of the threads for you got locked, http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1182878, again.
Nevermind, I was drunk, singing, and stuff, and when I remembered what I did in the morning, I thought of how bad of an idea that was, but now I'm laughing. ;D
Forum Whiners Unite! ;)
But hey, it got a dev response, did it not? 
Unfortunately, your signature is not 22239 bytes, it exceeds the 24000 byte limit allowed on the forums. -Darth Patches I fail, regards to Cortes - Ulvi |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.09.26 14:16:00 -
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I do not have a RAR with all my songs, you'll have to manually download them. >< -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.03 21:57:00 -
[959]
Just bumping my junk. -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |

Turiel Demon
Minmatar Blue Republic
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Posted - 2009.10.08 15:54:00 -
[960]
This deserves to get bumped more often
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ark maphar
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Posted - 2009.10.08 19:55:00 -
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Edited by: ark maphar on 08/10/2009 19:57:15 is it possible to download this on a mac, since i cant seem too
ps: your songs are AWESOME
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Sainna
Minmatar Siorai Iontach
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Posted - 2009.10.12 21:58:00 -
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This is some awesome stuff. Mind if I use some of these to make some vids for my website? Recruitment Thread
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.20 02:36:00 -
[963]
Do whatcha like. :) They're free to download and use. -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.12.04 03:14:00 -
[964]
Randomly bumping my thread so someone will listen and laugh. =p -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |

Ni Kunni197
Amarr Highwaymen Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2009.12.04 06:33:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax Randomly bumping my thread so someone will listen and laugh. =p
Confirming i laughed. Awesome stuff man wish i had found it sooner!
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Captain Oscar
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Posted - 2009.12.07 21:47:00 -
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Do you have the "CCP Grinch" or it is called "Your a mean one CCP" from Eve idol I can't find it anywhere. Or do you know where to get it?
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Dr Cron
Northern Lights Number 5 Hydroponic Zone
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Posted - 2009.12.08 02:17:00 -
[967]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Randomly bumping my thread so someone will listen and laugh. =p
Bummer I thought u quit already.
Songs are good tho.
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Hemmo Paskiainen
Gallente Silver Snake Enterprise Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.12.08 14:03:00 -
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they are awesome, i cant wait for the stuff thats in production 
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Neo Maximus
Gallente Alcothology
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Posted - 2009.12.14 23:29:00 -
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All of your songs are awesome and I've been listening to them for days now. It's quite inspiring!
My gf, who quit eve, doesn't like to listen to them constantly, however, she laughed her *** off with Chocolate Rain. lol.
Again. Nice work *bow*
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Neo Maximus
Gallente Alcothology
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Posted - 2009.12.14 23:41:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Oscar Do you have the "CCP Grinch" or it is called "Your a mean one CCP" from Eve idol I can't find it anywhere. Or do you know where to get it?
If you're talking about Dax's song, it's called "Forum Whiners Unite"
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.12.27 00:02:00 -
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Thought I would add this before 2009 expires: I kill people! -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |

Heliocon
Reikoku IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.12.27 00:24:00 -
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http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1238462 Used your music for the intermission :P
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Dagonollach
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Posted - 2009.12.27 23:57:00 -
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Edited by: Dagonollach on 27/12/2009 23:57:30 Hi, i enjoyed your songs a lot. Especially "Flashing Red" and of cause "Eve is for BoB". Luckily i am to new to invest in anything :p. In a way it is sad that you quit (if you do). But i guess you can do stuff like this only for so long. Anyway, great songs there.
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Star Diva
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Posted - 2009.12.28 23:02:00 -
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For anyone looking for Curzon Dax in the future he has left EVE. The character itself is being sold here http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1241257 |

DangerosoDavo
Gallente Stella Contego Security
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Posted - 2010.02.28 12:37:00 -
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Edited by: DangerosoDavo on 28/02/2010 12:43:42 EDIT: left eve :(
Someone else make PARODIES! _______________________________________________ Regards Davo |
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