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Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2083
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:28:00 -
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Posting 'give me a job so I don't have to go out and find one' is setting yourself up pretty poorly.
Your stream isn't an asset, it's a fan site. Let that sink in. |
Kismeteer
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
513
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:28:00 -
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What a horrible way to get hired. But who knows, it might work, it is CCP. Sorry for all the damn :words:, but lack of even semi-accurate analysis, missing text box explaining the situation, and begging annoys me.
1. How do resumes work. This is straight up begging. But that's Mad Ani. 2. Mad Ani often times does not understand what is happening in the fight, as he is not very well versed in mass combat. I had hoped he would get better at it, but he hasn't. His analysis is usually 'Hey, buy me a better video card.' 3. Because he is ill-informed about what is going on, his contributes to the stream is to just sit there and watch with us, without saying much except 'Please buy me a better computer since this one is so slow.' 4. Now that he has a faster computer, he makes more excuses about why his stream sucks, like characters not in the right places, dying to easy stuff catching him, and constant whiteouts when he's too far zoomed in, with an unfiltered overview and no /intel pastes. ( https://adashboard.info/intel ) 5. He does catch some things, like DD's and bombers, but even DBRB can catch that kind of stuff. Even when he does, it's badly framed. 6. He is constantly explaining what is happening because he cannot reserve just a tiny bit of his screen to say a quick timeline of 'N3 bridged in, RusRus followed them in, N3 jumped in Caps/supers, BL jumped in dreads, ncdot jumped in titans to kill dreads, and now we're in horrible tidi.' He doesn't keep score on who's shooting who, when it should be easy enough to do, like '800 n3 vs 500 rusrus'. Not to mention he has very few canned 'this is how eve works' speeches, and instead says 'Go watch my past videos.' 7. He has volunteers for good intel, but generally turns them down because that's effort. And anything effort is not worth his time. Unless it gets him donations. 8. He spent most of his birthday stream hitting on some chick, very badly. It was painful to listen to. But hey, Eve streaming! (and tengu lost) 9. What, you can't make money off twitch after your obvious important contribution?
If CCP wanted to have a permanent streamer, they'd make their own twitch (oh wait), hire some people in charge of it (oh wait), have some GM's/ISD people man it (oh can't do that), and maybe have them do some analysis of the fight, which is the only hard part. They have all the infrastructure and people already, just have not done it.
Either way, I hope it's not you. You are only viewed from time to time because you poopsock it up and are usually on. CCP could replace your use tomorrow if they actually cared, but you would add nothing to that equation. Go get a real job already. |
Jaffinator
Fairweather Ice Cream Co Insidious Empire
27
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:38:00 -
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The Fairweather Ice Cream Company [SC00P] is recruiting. Come see what Eve's most dairy-friendly corp is all about, PM Wild Things in-game for more information!!!!!!!
You are permanently banned from talking in mad_ani.
Welp. |
Tyrendian Biohazard
Terra Rosa Militia SpaceMonkey's Alliance
158
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:39:00 -
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Cyra Nikas wrote:You raffle off isk prizes to those who buy subscriptions to your stream. I'm pretty sure they have policies against hiring people who RMT.
You bring up an interesting point. My twitch stream to help new players: http://www.twitch.tv/biohazrd51
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Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2084
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:41:00 -
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Jaffinator wrote:You are permanently banned from talking in mad_ani. Welp.
Man, I can't wait for this hero to get hired so they can 'officially' infract in stream chats... |
Darius JOHNSON
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
231
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:41:00 -
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Mad Ani is the 99% |
Wild Things
Fairweather Ice Cream Co Insidious Empire
4
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:42:00 -
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Jaffinator wrote:The Fairweather Ice Cream Company [SC00P] is recruiting. Come see what Eve's most dairy-friendly corp is all about, PM Wild Things in-game for more information!!!!!!!
You are permanently banned from talking in mad_ani.
Welp.
You are a terrible person. |
Jaffinator
Fairweather Ice Cream Co Insidious Empire
27
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:44:00 -
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RIP brosef |
Delia Remm
Fairweather Ice Cream Co Insidious Empire
0
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:44:00 -
[129] - Quote
Wild Things wrote: You are a terrible person.
No I am. |
Kat Ayclism
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
135
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:51:00 -
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mad ani please give me money my cat needs spayed and/or neutered i like cats but we have too many cats already i don't want to have too many cats cause then i can't give all of the cats food and i feel bad about it and i think cats should have food my cat has a bobtail and when it runs it hops like a bunny i call him bunnycat he is so cute but i think he would be cuter if i put headphones on him like in that gif that this totally cool new streamer has on his stream i think his name is sirskrillex he is really cool and i like him and i think ccp should probably hire him cause i have never seen a station in such detail he must have a super good computer i bet if ccp gave him more money he would have an even better computer and eve would look so much better on it and I would log in with my cat and we would play eve together my cat could be in meowmixual youbeenhazedya did you catch that I made a cat pun about meowmix because my cats really like meoxmix and i also made a pun about habitual euthanasia because thats the corporation i'min and if my cat played eve i would want him in a corporation like mine elise randolph is a super nice guy and hedliner can pee on me if he wants one day habitual euthanasia and meowmixual youbeenhazedya are going to team up and awox all of the pl super fleet then tank til downtime withour superior aeon count i think aeons are pretty cool they tank so much |
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Strinyth heart
Magnus Opus Xodus
2
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:55:00 -
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Are you serious Ani?
This is not how you ask a company of the size of CCP for a job. There are less public ways of applying to work with a company, and though I don't work for CCP I'm fairly sure that they would prefer to deal with this kind of questions in private and only go public when they are ready to announce the new developer or whatever you would be.
Don't get me wrong, yes you do a good job with your stream, and you get paid for that (ads and subscribers) it's not enough to make a living? well tough luck, nobody can start making a living out of youtube/twitch out of nowhere, people had to work their way up to get to the point where they had a substantial number of followers to allow them to live out of money from ads and subscriber money.
But let's just say that CCP would benefit from hiring someone like you, this is not how you should have applied for that job. CCP is a big and well organized company and they can handle the process of finding and selecting the people that will work with CCP, if they haven't contacted you yet, that is because they are either not interested yet in paying someone to stream the game for 24/7 or you just don't fit their requirements.
You mention that your viewers told you that you should create a petition? That is not the right way of doing these things, you can't make a petition where a few hundred people will sign and say, "hire this guy, because this many people want him in your company for a job that you haven't offered yet" That is not a healthy start for a business relationship, all you are doing is putting pressure on CCP by saying that without you "no more amazing camera angles, like if that was difficult? It's not it just requires someone to be there and be streaming, you are not the only one that knows how to use the eve camera i'm afraid.
Now are you the only guy that can do what you are doing and be neutral at the same time? maybe... but I much prefer to watch either dbrb streams or the stream of a N3 member or Solar member, because it's much more interesting for me to watch the perspective of someone that is actually in the fight doing things than watching the perspective of someone that is far away just watching and that can only guess what is actually going on.
Anyway this plus that skype call you had with CCP rise a few days ago in your stream completely destroyed any respect i had for you, you shouldn't put pressure on a CCP developer or CCP itself trying to get more support from CCP so that you can keep doing what you are doing right now, you shouldn't have done that, it's ridiculous. They already give you enough support, when there is a big fight happening not only the official twitter and facebook but the developers themselves post on twitter about it and link your stream, you should had worked with that you had and tried to build from there, but instead you tried to pressure CCP because you don't have patience to wait for them to make you an offer.
Anyway, regardless of all that, I do wish you a good luck with your recent job, on the stream you said it was a "miserable job" and though i don't know what is your Job right now, I'm sure you'll see that you were exagerating, that is not as bad as you think, you just won't have as much free time as you did before this. And if you happen to be unhappy with that job, go look for another one, and i hope you find something that makes you happy.
o7 fly safe, and I'm sorry for the wall of text + poor english, I'm sure |
Targan Yaken
Wormhole Engineers Greater Realms
27
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Posted - 2013.11.11 23:05:00 -
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Hendrick Tallardar wrote:Also just give CCP Loxy & CCP Bro the equipment and they can easily do what you're doing at no significant additional cost to the company.
Problem solved.
You may send ISK to Hendrick Tallardar in game for this wonderful service.
Truth - this man writes it |
Titus Balls
Stay Frosty.
36
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Posted - 2013.11.11 23:19:00 -
[133] - Quote
This needs to be added to the The 'one-line bad idea' thread |
Wrecked Angle
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1
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Posted - 2013.11.11 23:24:00 -
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1. Firstly, having hung out in Ani's stream a fair bit during the Fountain war for the free intel, I have to say I've never really taken to the guy's personality or thought that he came across as particularly professional. That's personal opinion, sure but it doesn't seem I'm alone in that opinion either.
2. Secondly, I'm not sure I need to point out why an 'official' CCP stream providing intel to/on the nullsec alliances is a terrible idea.
3. Lastly, You know that bit in Dragon's Den where they say something like 'So what exactly have you got that I couldn't set up in 30 minutes with a PC?', that's what CCP should be thinking to themselves right now. Sure they could put some guy on the payroll to provide this 'service', or they could just use dev-hax to put cameras in the nullsec staging systems and in systems with large battles going on. Lower cost, same outcome. |
Alekseyev Karrde
Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
1345
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Posted - 2013.11.11 23:33:00 -
[135] - Quote
My support for hiring Mad Ani to the be force behind EVE war journalism for PVP, capturing player generated content in realtime and broadcasting it to the world.
Or hiring me to do it XD "Alekseyev Karrde: mercenary of my heart." -Arydanika, Voices from the Void
Hero of the CSM Noir./Noir. Academy Recruiting: www.noirmercs.com |
Stefan Braig
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.11.11 23:36:00 -
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I believe in you mad ani. I see a Pulitzer in journalism coming your way! |
Valerius Dominicus
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2013.11.11 23:38:00 -
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You ask (begg) for an Job, but when the community is flaming, you take your stream offline, taking your stream offline just shows how thin skinned you are. Where are your Balls?
If i'm a Boss of an Company and, if i see how fast you take off your stream because you can't take any criticism, i would not do hire you. |
El Space Mariachi
Love Squad Black Legion.
0
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Posted - 2013.11.11 23:44:00 -
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give me a job at ccp as head of **** sucking i understand id be competing directly with mad ani in this but i am really good at it i promise i wouldnt let you down
also mad ani what actual talents do you have other than dressing like an FBI agent extra from a 1930s gangster movie and turning a twitch stream on from a cloaked ship that would make you a good hire for ccp?
also are you aware of the icelandic republics "no autistic people allowed" border policy because it may seriously hamper your ability to turn up to work should you get the job
thanks in advance for your responses to my questions ~~ZULU SQUAD DOTTE ORGY~~ ~~-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á T0X1C PRYDE-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á ~~ |
Kimsemus
Ever Flow Northern Coalition.
114
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Posted - 2013.11.11 23:45:00 -
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What a joke. I guess Ani doesn't understand how a resume works or how to get hired at a real company. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is. |
Das Quick
Broski North Black Legion.
3
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Posted - 2013.11.11 23:52:00 -
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Fedora, check. +1 Streams containing sick reddit cat gifs, check +1 (UPVOTE THIS COMMENT) Uh.. Techno.. need I say more.. check +9001 (Get it?) Literally begged girl on stream to "Tell him what shed do to him", check +69
CCP Please hire and stick in room with minty, camera's on. I'm so god damn hot right now.
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bodona
Umbrella.
2
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Posted - 2013.11.11 23:58:00 -
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Hiring someone who can't take negativity or critisism can only work out great! CCP please hire this man just for the fact that he will break in a week because he gets told to do something else then ask his viewers for money or rmt isk he got as a donation to subscribers of his stream.
Ps, mad ani: you might want to actually learn how to play the game before even thinking about applying for a job |
Durzel
Questionable Ethics. Ministry of Inappropriate Footwork
204
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Posted - 2013.11.12 00:06:00 -
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He hasn't even got an Amazon wishlist, what an amateur. |
Bob FromMarketing
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
102
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Posted - 2013.11.12 00:11:00 -
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Durzel wrote:He hasn't even got an Amazon wishlist, what an amateur.
it's his new computer. He doesn't think past complaining on stream about havign to do a job to get a free PC |
Xolve
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2088
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Posted - 2013.11.12 00:16:00 -
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Alekseyev Karrde wrote:My support for hiring Mad Ani to the be force behind EVE war journalism for PVP, capturing player generated content in realtime and broadcasting it to the world.
Or hiring me to do it XD
Surely replacing terrible with bad is the way to go. |
Brohatma Gaindhi
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.11.12 00:19:00 -
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Why not CCP DBRB? Now here's a man who doesn't just stream Eve content, he provides it too.
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Milan Dalenti
Thirtyplus Spaceship Samurai
1
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Posted - 2013.11.12 00:19:00 -
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I think the reason people asked for Ani to see if he could work for CCP was so that we didn't lose the stream now that he has a new job.
Sure CCP could do the same thing, but they haven't. And it is a good marketing tool for people to show others who ask what Eve is all about.
Also once he is onboard with CCP, he may be able to refine his stream with some of the assets that CCP has at their disposal. Also maybe he could give CCP a heads up as to where the fights are going to be so they can reinforce the nodes. Currently the whole waiting for people to tell them isnt working so great. |
Jaffinator
Fairweather Ice Cream Co Insidious Empire
29
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Posted - 2013.11.12 00:29:00 -
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Milan Dalenti wrote:Also once he is onboard with CCP, he may be able to refine his stream with some of the assets that CCP has at their disposal. Also maybe he could give CCP a heads up as to where the fights are going to be so they can reinforce the nodes. Currently the whole waiting for people to tell them isnt working so great.
Mad Ani has no fewer than 12 black legion spies. |
DGSix Kado
DisturbedGamers. The Explicit Alliance
2
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Posted - 2013.11.12 00:37:00 -
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Enjoyable thread honestly to see everyone's thoughts and Mad Ani's attempt to use his fan club to get him a job with CCP. I have used his stream for free intel in the past and present until he rage took it offline. Honestly Ani I thought that you understood the concept that this was a MMO but I see that you have made this about your needs and not the player base at large. I would have thought that you would have "hired" or found partners that wanted to do this with you and have a shift based system in place seeing how everyone has to have a job to support themselves with. I hope that someone some where will pick up the torch and perhaps put something like this in place. |
scimichar
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
34
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Posted - 2013.11.12 00:38:00 -
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Mad Ani talks more about himself than about what is going on in his stream. It's so bad that I watched DBRB's stream of the the latest Live Event. Think about it, I'd rather watch and listen to Boat than Mad Ani. |
BiggerDangDude
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
32
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Posted - 2013.11.12 00:47:00 -
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If CCP wants another shitler added to their already taintworthy team of computer nerds they should hire me. I killed an alliance with just my posting. |
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