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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.03.18 18:22:00 -
[121]
... ... Why isn't anyone trying to corrupt my wish?
-- Why do you observe the piece of dirt in your brother's eye but not notice the big piece of mud in your own? |
Vogue
Short Bus Pole Dancers
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Posted - 2011.03.19 10:56:00 -
[122]
Granted
You become a Jedi diametrically opposed to the Sith travelling on the train of nobility that offers excellent moral luxury for a cheap ticket. Your baggage contains a Sith lord which is noticed by the ticket inspector. He ejects you from your journey two stops short.
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N0 Quarter
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.03.19 11:12:00 -
[123]
Edited by: N0 Quarter on 19/03/2011 11:12:23 Due to the above poster not wishing for anything, they implode.
I wish for a Ferrari.
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GizzyBoy
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Posted - 2011.03.19 11:32:00 -
[124]
Originally by: N0 Quarter Edited by: N0 Quarter on 19/03/2011 11:12:23 Due to the above poster not wishing for anything, they implode.
I wish for a Ferrari.
Sadly the Ferrari is a good Chinese copy with a fatal fuel pump flaw and you die in a fireball whilst trying to show off in front a group of hot looking girls.
I wish I knew what happened to my forum posts that magicly "vanished"
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.03.20 13:45:00 -
[125]
Congradulations, you post a thread that is essentially a museum of your posts, and then a CCP Dev comes in and locks the topic because he is tired of seeing your posts and having to delete them, then he bans you.
I want to redo my Dollar-Bill wish, but this time I want it to be a 100 Dollar Bill, and for nobody to rob it as well as all of my other specifications, and I will feel no shame or embarresment because I could really use 100 Dollars right now. -- Why do you observe the piece of dirt in your brother's eye but not notice the big piece of mud in your own? |
Domania
Aperture Harmonics K162
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Posted - 2011.03.20 17:50:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Congradulations, you post a thread that is essentially a museum of your posts, and then a CCP Dev comes in and locks the topic because he is tired of seeing your posts and having to delete them, then he bans you.
I want to redo my Dollar-Bill wish, but this time I want it to be a 100 Dollar Bill, and for nobody to rob it as well as all of my other specifications, and I will feel no shame or embarresment because I could really use 100 Dollars right now.
Granted! However on your walk basking in the glory of your 100 dollar bill you trip and it blows away in the wind into a sewer gutter lost forever along with a few people giggling at you because it looked funny when you tripped.
I wish this thread had more cowbell.
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Department of Redundancy Dpt.
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Posted - 2011.03.21 00:54:00 -
[127]
Granted. Now wherever this thread is accessible in the world, there is a cowbell playing. Due to this thread being accessible anywhere in the world, the whole world has to listen to the pounding of the cowbell. By December 21st, 2012 the whole world has committed suicide.
I wish Rebbecca Black had never recorded the song "Friday" They asked me if I was a God, and I said no, because God doesn't have an annoying sig. |
Mordikye
Beyond The Gates
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Posted - 2011.03.21 08:43:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish Rebbecca Black had never recorded the song "Friday"
Granted, Rebbecca never records the song "Friday" and her dreams are shattered. As many young female teens without hopes and dreams she turns to hardcore drugs and older men. She brings to term a baby which she attempts to leave in a dumpster - You happen to cross her path and think "Oh god what have I done!?" You approach her to try to tell her it will all be ok but she shanks you for ****** money.
I wish the Library of Alexandria was never burned :( ..................................................
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SamTing
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Posted - 2011.03.21 09:10:00 -
[129]
"I wish the Library of Alexandria was never burned :("
Granted. Although the library was not burned down... it was destroyed by the Catholic Pope soon thereafter because he believed the texts contained within were "looking at him funny". This change in history also resulted in a wrong answer on your highschool history class test, pushing your grade from a D- to an F. After failing history so miserably you drop out of highschool and are doomed to roam the streets as a homeless person, forever.
I wish I had never dislocated my shoulder playing a pickup game of football.
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BladeRunner xXx
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Posted - 2011.03.21 09:24:00 -
[130]
Granted, but your your team lost in the extended overtime by 1 point which your coach has a triple annurism(sp) which forces everyone on the team to spend the next 2 nights at a hotel with roaches as big as dogs. And they don't take "no" nicely. I wish Pres.Bush Jr was a woman running after Clinton with a Jamaican cigar.
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Shandir
Minmatar EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2011.03.21 16:29:00 -
[131]
Originally by: BladeRunner xXx I wish Pres.Bush Jr was a woman running after Clinton with a Jamaican cigar.
Granted, Sarah Palin is elected, and her newly found weed habit lowers her IQ further. What have you DONE!
I wish there were no docking games. - Vote Trebor Daehdoow for CSM and Chairman of CSM. Trebor's Campaign Manifesto |
Andrev Nox
SOMER Blink Cognitive Development
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Posted - 2011.03.21 20:17:00 -
[132]
Originally by: Shandir
I wish there were no docking games.
Granted, it is now impossible to undock.
I wish I had diplomatic immunity.
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Iolani Osi
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Posted - 2011.03.22 02:24:00 -
[133]
"I wish I had diplomatic immunity." Granted, but Danny Glover shows up and "revokes" it.
I wish it would stop snowing.
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Sinep Gnol
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Posted - 2011.03.22 10:25:00 -
[134]
Originally by: Iolani Osi I wish it would stop snowing.
Granted, It's stopped, as you walk outside, it starts hailing balls the size of cars, and you just so happen to be under the first one.
I wish I had that eggsalad sandwich fry got from the truck stop (Futurama). The one that made him super smart and indestructible(pretty much)
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia
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Posted - 2011.03.22 14:54:00 -
[135]
Granted. However, it was also full of arsenic, and you slowly fade out of consciousness and then die.
I wish I had the ability to take over EVE. --
Why do you observe the piece of dirt in your brother's eye but not notice the big piece of mud in your own? |
Aderata Nonkin
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.03.22 17:11:00 -
[136]
Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish I had the ability to take over EVE.
Granted. But due to an unfortunate nuclear holocaust the servers go offline and your only friend is a squashed fly.
I wish I could have a co-pilot in my ship.
-)Peace through supreme firepower(- |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia
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Posted - 2011.03.22 17:41:00 -
[137]
Granted. The Co-Pilot is a salvaged Rogue Drone AI Computer, and then it tries to kill you month later by turning off your pod's life-support.
I Re-wsih that I could see some of CCP's ideas that never got off the ground. --
Why do you observe the piece of dirt in your brother's eye but not notice the big piece of mud in your own? |
Vagilicious
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Posted - 2011.03.23 08:23:00 -
[138]
Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I want that free, genuine, unused copy of Windows 7 Enterprise 64-Bit + Service Pack 1 from my friend to finally get here.
Granted. The postman runs as fast as he can to get your disc to you. Unfortunately in his haste he trips and lands on the package, smashing the disc to smithereens. Also he suffers a coronary from the overexertion and mail doesn't get delivered to your neighborhood for months, and you end up getting beaten up by your irate neighbours as a result.
I wish I'd used a spare drive to try soldering ram into instead of my main drive with my eve install.
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N0 Quarter
Minmatar Deja Vu Holding
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Posted - 2011.03.24 00:07:00 -
[139]
Ahahahahahaha.
Wish Granted, but the outcome is still the same.
I wish my throat would stop being sore...
War does not determine who is right.. Only who is left. |
Iolani Osi
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Posted - 2011.03.24 05:42:00 -
[140]
"I wish my throat would stop being sore..."
The sudden intense pain in your head makes you forget all about your sore throat.
I wish there really were space whales in EvE.
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Sader Rykane
Amarr Midnight Sentinels Midnight Space Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.03.24 05:50:00 -
[141]
Granted, but now PETA forms a space division and hounds us all because microwarpdrives may produce harmful emissions that are now putting said space whales on the endangered species list despite the fact that the space whales are populating like mad eventually filling up 50% of known Eve Space with their offspring and the other 50% with whale sperm, thus solving the mystery of why this game feels more like a submarine simulator than a spaceship game.
I wish I hadn't thought of whale sperm.
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Evolution1979
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Posted - 2011.03.24 09:54:00 -
[142]
Originally by: Sader Rykane
I wish I hadn't thought of whale sperm.
Wish granted, instead you are thinking of horse sperm and how much you would like a cup of that, you get a cup and poor it down your throat, while a kindergartenclass look in terror, how you are swallowing the horse sperm.
I wish, girls would find me attractive
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia
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Posted - 2011.03.24 15:19:00 -
[143]
Wish granted. I am working on a guide for that. Unfortunately, it is not yet finished, and it is going to cost $150
I wish I was a GM for at least 24 hours Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work. |
Trixi Tronic
Gallente Save the Space Whales
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Posted - 2011.03.24 16:15:00 -
[144]
"I wish I was a GM for at least 24 hours I also wish for a Turkey Sandwich"
Granted. However as you are only allowed one wish they are combined. You are a turkey sandwich for 24 hours.
I wish I could work magic.
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Evolution1979
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Posted - 2011.03.24 17:29:00 -
[145]
Originally by: Trixi Tronic
I wish I could work magic.
Wish granted, you can now do magic, also you now look like harry potter
I wish: for world peace
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia
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Posted - 2011.03.24 20:11:00 -
[146]
Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 24/03/2011 20:14:19
Granted. Everyone in the worlds is dead except you and the person who granted the wish (me). Are you ready to undo the wish?
I wish for a turkey sandwhich (again). Now I want Mayonase, I don't want tomatoes, I don't want any Zombie Turkey, I don't want to turn into a turkey or a turkey sandwhich myself, and I don't want any other surprises you got for me, alright? Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work. |
N0 Quarter
Minmatar Deja Vu Holding
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Posted - 2011.03.24 23:40:00 -
[147]
Wish Granted! You get your mouth watering Sandwich, which smells awesome! Although, cause your mind and body are in a trance like state from eating this Sandwich, you get hit by a Bus from not paying attention where your walking.
I wish for nothing bad to happen to me.
War does not determine who is right.. Only who is left. |
Evolution1979
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Posted - 2011.03.25 07:03:00 -
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Originally by: N0 Quarter
I wish for nothing bad to happen to me.
Granted, nothing bad happens to you, instead something terrible happens to you
I wish i was like superman, faster then a speeding bullet, strong 100 men and unbreakable (you know what i mean)
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Aderata Nonkin
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.03.25 15:14:00 -
[149]
Originally by: Evolution1979 I wish i was like superman, faster then a speeding bullet, strong 100 men and unbreakable (you know what i mean)
Wish granted. A side-effect to being unbreakable is the growth of hair quadruples. Soon your vision disappears in the midst of 15 tons of unbreakable hair and you get lost on your way to the barber.
I wish to go home from work now.
-)Peace through supreme firepower(- |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia
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Posted - 2011.03.25 17:32:00 -
[150]
Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 25/03/2011 17:35:27 Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 25/03/2011 17:32:30
Originally by: N0 Quarter Wish granted. But the turkey is a little dry.
I wish for nothing bad to happen to me.
AAAGGGHHH! THE TURKEY IS A LITTLE DRY! HOW COULD YOU SCREW UP SUCH A PERFECT WISH? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
Originally by: Aderata Nonkin
Originally by: Evolution1979 I wish i was like superman, faster then a speeding bullet, strong 100 men and unbreakable (you know what i mean)
Wish granted. A side-effect to being unbreakable is the growth of hair quadruples. Soon your vision disappears in the midst of 15 tons of unbreakable hair and you get lost on your way to the barber.
I wish to go home from work now.
Say what?
I wish I had a 24-hour GM Pass. Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work. |
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