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N0 Quarter
Minmatar Deja Vu Holding
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Posted - 2011.03.25 21:45:00 -
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Edited by: N0 Quarter on 25/03/2011 21:46:26 Wish Granted! Blizzard Entertainment send you a 24 hour GM Pass, which Teleports you to GM Island on the Land of Azeroth. You are now stuck with a bunch of Re-tards for the next 24 hours!
I wish the shops came to me, so I dont have to move when I need something.
War does not determine who is right.. Only who is left. |
Evolution1979
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Posted - 2011.03.25 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: N0 Quarter Edited by: N0 Quarter on 25/03/2011 21:46:26
I wish the shops came to me, so I dont have to move when I need something.
Wish granted, all the shops now come to you, little side effect is that the whole world now comes to you for doing their shopping, they wreck your home and you are now forced to live on the streets.
I wish, i had a perfect life.
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia
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Posted - 2011.03.26 03:20:00 -
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Wish granted. But while you're playing God, Napoleon Bonapart takes over 3 fourths of your minature universe and then three fourths of your room, then your house, then your nieghborhood, then your city, your county, your country, your continent, and then finally, three fourths of this world. And then he takes over three fourhts of this star system, then this constellation, then this region, then this quadrant, then this galaxy, then this universal sector, then this universe, and it keeps repeating until he takes over three fourths of this dimension and then dies of critical existence failure.
I want something to drink. Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work. |
N0 Quarter
Minmatar Deja Vu Holding
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Posted - 2011.03.26 09:31:00 -
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Wish Granted! Unfortunately it was highly flamable Rocket Fuel, and you end up being too close to a Fire Place, and you fart so the flames travel up your intestines, and into your stomach which causes you to EXPLODE!!!!!............ Don't you wish you had a Mop and Bucket?
I wish.... for an extra wish.
War does not determine who is right.. Only who is left. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia
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Posted - 2011.04.02 08:27:00 -
[155]
Granted. You have 5 seconds to make that wish.
I want a way to make my dog shut up. Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work. |
Vlad Cetes
Caldari No.Mercy Merciless.
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Posted - 2011.04.02 18:40:00 -
[156]
Granted, your dog dies.
I wish for a beer.
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Borgh Brainbasher
Saint Industrial Services STEEL BROTHERHOOD
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Posted - 2011.04.03 18:16:00 -
[157]
Originally by: Vlad Cetes
I wish for a beer.
granted, a bruine beer appears and mauls you.
I wish to have my wish corrupted.
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2011.04.03 18:35:00 -
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Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 03/04/2011 18:35:20
Originally by: Borgh Brainbasher
I wish to have my wish corrupted.
Your wish is not corrupted merely to spite you.
I wish for someone to post after me.
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Borgh Brainbasher
Saint Industrial Services STEEL BROTHERHOOD
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Posted - 2011.04.03 18:44:00 -
[159]
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
I wish for someone to post after me.
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SupaKudoRio
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Posted - 2011.04.04 01:26:00 -
[160]
The previous poster didn't make a wish and therefore ceases to exist.
I wish I had a cup of hot chocolate with little marshmallows.
Ye'llo? |
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Forum Troll Trolling
Forum Trolling Corp
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Posted - 2011.04.04 09:12:00 -
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you have a cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows but the hot chocolate is too hot and you burn your tongue preventing you from enjoying the flavor of the hot chocolate.
I wish for rigs that give slots that have low fitting and skill requirements that give a low or medium slot on offer for a respectable price on the market
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kratos candre
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Posted - 2011.04.05 06:13:00 -
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Originally by: Forum Troll Trolling you have a cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows but the hot chocolate is too hot and you burn your tongue preventing you from enjoying the flavor of the hot chocolate.
I wish for rigs that give slots that have low fitting and skill requirements that give a low or medium slot on offer for a respectable price on the market
Wish Granted, Upon adding module to said slot.....Your ship explodes; taking with it the station and everyone in it. You are now -10 forever and cannot grind up your standings.
I wish I had a pen is.
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Mordikye
Beyond The Gates
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:49:00 -
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Originally by: kratos candre I wish I had a pen is.
IS in World War Two (Thanks google) was the abbreviated model title for Joseph Stalin's line of tanks fielded against the german panzer divisions.
You're new Joseph-Stalin Pen can now only write conditions of surrender to already defeated Corporations/Alliances in EVE Online. That's Handy.
I wish Stephen Harper (Prime Minister of Canada) would knock on my door so I could kick him in the balls.
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DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:38:00 -
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Wish granted, he knocks on your door, you kick him in the groin only to find out he's wearing a hockey cup shortly before his bodyguards punch you out and cavity search you for any hidden weapons before taking you to jail.
I wish I could mount a covert ops cloak on my Machariel.
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Netheranthem
Nether Corporation
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:49:00 -
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Edited by: Netheranthem on 06/04/2011 16:49:39
Originally by: DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf Wish granted, he knocks on your door, you kick him in the groin only to find out he's wearing a hockey cup shortly before his bodyguards punch you out and cavity search you for any hidden weapons before taking you to jail.
I wish I could mount a covert ops cloak on my Machariel.
Unfortunately you didn't have any CPU left after that. I wish I had a trillion ISK
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Iolani Osi
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:07:00 -
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"I wish I had a trillion ISK"
Granted. But your account is permanently banned and you have no way to get at it.
I wish I had a brand new top of the line gaming laptop.
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Vogue
Short Bus Pole Dancers
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Posted - 2011.04.06 21:25:00 -
[167]
Granted you get a top of the line quantum multiplex gaming laptop. You can break all existing 4 dimensional encryption. You accumulate a wealth of the world's well kept dirty secrets. You become a fugitive.
Special Circumstances thanks you for your time.
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Deucaliona
Amarr Myaxis
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Posted - 2011.04.07 15:36:00 -
[168]
I wish that the poster above knew how to make a wish.
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Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2011.04.09 23:51:00 -
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You are now the poster of which you speak, since you are him you know everything about him, including how he knows how to make a wish.
I wish I had a 2012 subaru WRX that was parked outside my house, titled in my name, paid off in fulland that I had the keys in my pocket. Oh no you don't! Incoming witty reply, ETA: 300 seconds! |
Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2011.04.10 00:03:00 -
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Originally by: Last Wolf You are now the poster of which you speak, since you are him you know everything about him, including how he knows how to make a wish.
I wish I had a 2012 subaru WRX that was parked outside my house, titled in my name, paid off in fulland that I had the keys in my pocket.
Wish granted. But when you actually looked closer, you find it's just a KIA ceed with WRX badgers on.
I wish we could keep these forums, instead of the new fail ones. (That will, let's face it, never work right.)
Originally by: Allestin Villimar Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it.
Originally by: Torothanax Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive. |
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Bhattran
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Posted - 2011.04.10 15:24:00 -
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Originally by: Mag's
Originally by: Last Wolf You are now the poster of which you speak, since you are him you know everything about him, including how he knows how to make a wish.
I wish I had a 2012 subaru WRX that was parked outside my house, titled in my name, paid off in fulland that I had the keys in my pocket.
Wish granted. But when you actually looked closer, you find it's just a KIA ceed with WRX badgers on.
I wish we could keep these forums, instead of the new fail ones. (That will, let's face it, never work right.)
Granted, you can keep them bookmarked when they get archived again, or if you choose to DL them to your drive.
I wish SWTOR was released so I could go play a space game that is going to be friendly to WOW play styles and likely small annoying children then get ****ed at it for being as such.
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh I'm gonna keep my baby, mmm... |
Opertone
Caldari World - of - Empire Cassiopeia.
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Posted - 2011.04.10 21:07:00 -
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Edited by: Opertone on 10/04/2011 21:07:59 Granted. You spend a lot of time playing SWTOR online. Until the day you get permanently banned for annoying children abuse, get charged for massive little children suicide and end locked up in a mental clinic for next 24 months.
I wish eve was cured from MACRO bears.
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia
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Posted - 2011.04.11 13:06:00 -
[173]
Granted. EVE is now polluted with Macro Lions.
I wish for a game that wouldn't crash randomly while I was playing it. Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work. |
Akaru Ke'lsharr
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Posted - 2011.04.11 16:06:00 -
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Edited by: Akaru Ke''lsharr on 11/04/2011 16:14:44 Granted, but you now you have narcolepsy. When ever you're playing a game now YOU crash.
I wish for superpowers.
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Peri Simone
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Posted - 2011.04.12 01:47:00 -
[175]
Granted. You are now Fireball, able to spontaneously combust using the power of your mind.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
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Matt Armada
Gallente Post Apocalyptic Convenience Store
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Posted - 2011.04.12 09:03:00 -
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Originally by: Peri Simone Granted. You are now Fireball, able to spontaneously combust using the power of your mind.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Granted. You become a bit taller, but unfortunally your metabolism increases as well to compensate for the extra materials in your body that helped you get taller and you thus require more food in order to simply survive, thus increasing your food bills two fold as well as requiring you to take in said food more often. Also, sadly, some...'things'...must shrink in order to accommodate this height change.
I wish I had more money in my bank account.
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Raymond Chevrolet
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Posted - 2011.04.12 12:04:00 -
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Granted. Your balance has increased by a penny.
I wish for world peace.
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chaosyourgod
Minmatar Virtual Warriors IMPERIAL LEGI0N
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Posted - 2011.04.12 12:26:00 -
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Originally by: Raymond Chevrolet I wish for world peace.
Granted, all forms of life live peacefully, never killing eacth other ever again, everyone dies of starvation...
i wish eve had mechs
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Cornwalace
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Posted - 2011.04.12 12:57:00 -
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Originally by: chaosyourgod i wish eve had mechs
Granted - Eve focuses most of their time/energy into the mech world of Eve Online, leaving everything that was backlogged is never looked at. Ever.
I wish ccp would address the backlog of what needs to be addressed in Eve (or at least communicate how far they've come along in trying to address it)
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Chris Bailey
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Posted - 2011.04.12 13:17:00 -
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I like horses
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