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Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 15:07:00 - [271] Originally by: Chevalleis Granted. You become EVE's richest man, however you lose it all in a contract scam. Congratz. I wish that I had 300 titans that I could control at the same time, all fitted with a DD. Wish granted. However, all you do is crash the in-game stock market because the only Doomsday Device that actually causes Doomsday was invented by the Caldari to lower Stock Market Prices. I want a HUGE GUN... ____________ ___847433___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.02 04:19:00 - [272] Bump Bump Bump Is this thing on? Yeah, I would like a Double Cheeseburg... And Nachos... No, seriously, let's get back to work. I am still wishing for the wish in my previous post. ____________ ___805649___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.02 05:38:00 - [273] Ahem. Gentlemen? ____________ ___582566___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
LightMeUpJohnny	Posted - 2011.06.02 07:35:00 - [274] Edited by: LightMeUpJohnny on 02/06/2011 07:36:50 Granted! You proceed to kill this thread with your Huge Gun.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.02 10:44:00 - [275] Originally by: LightMeUpJohnny Edited by: LightMeUpJohnny on 02/06/2011 07:36:50 Granted! You proceed to kill this thread with your Huge Gun. You forgot to make a wish... ____________ ___803616___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.02 14:05:00 - [276] I wish I had a small computer in my office that generated no heat, was extremely quiet, was as powerful as all of CCP's servers combined (complete with storage space), and was so energy effecient that it could be powered on a single AA Battery for Years. ____________ ___455465___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Cornwalace	Posted - 2011.06.02 18:43:00 - [277] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari nothing wished Nothing Granted. I wish there was a cure for cancer.
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.02 19:28:00 - [278] Originally by: Cornwalace Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari nothing wished Nothing Granted. I wish there was a cure for cancer. Granted, it involves harvesting body parts from small children. Thousands are slaughtered so a few rich people can live another hour. I wish I could bend time and space at will. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.03 13:02:00 - [279] Wish granted. You end up destroying your brain in the process. Once again, I wish for a Laptop that generated no heat, was as powerful as all of CCP's Servers combined, had as much storage space as all of CCP's Servers combined, had Windows 7 Enterprise 64-Bit, had two Optical Disk Drives that could read and write Single-Layer and Dual Layer CDs, DVDs, HD DVDs, Blu-Ray Disks, and Minidisks, had a 19 Inch 16:9 3D Touchscreen Monitor with Ultra-High Color, Contrast, Resolution, and Framerates, a 100 Gigabyte per Second Connection SPeed, and the entire thing was so energy effecient it could run on a single AA Battery for years without replacing it. Of course, it would be running on a powerful Lithium Ion Rechargable Battery, but you get the picture. ____________ ___405630___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Malek Andven	Posted - 2011.06.03 19:50:00 - [280] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Once again, I wish for a Laptop that generated no heat, was as powerful as all of CCP's Servers combined, had as much storage space as all of CCP's Servers combined, had Windows 7 Enterprise 64-Bit, had two Optical Disk Drives that could read and write Single-Layer and Dual Layer CDs, DVDs, HD DVDs, Blu-Ray Disks, and Minidisks, had a 19 Inch 16:9 3D Touchscreen Monitor with Ultra-High Color, Contrast, Resolution, and Framerates, a 100 Gigabyte per Second Connection SPeed, and the entire thing was so energy effecient it could run on a single AA Battery for years without replacing it. Of course, it would be running on a powerful Lithium Ion Rechargable Battery, but you get the picture. Wish granted however the frequency of the monitor is such that you cannot see anything on it, but you can hear a lound high pitched squeaking that brings all the rabid chipmunks in the neighborhood to your door. I wish I could truly understand what is going on in eve within weeks instead of the years that it normaly takes.

Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.04 01:54:00 - [281] Originally by: Malek Andven I wish I could truly understand what is going on in eve within weeks instead of the years that it normaly takes. Granted, CCP dumbs down EVE to sub-WoW levels, hell to sub-toon town levels. Everyone quits. You have no lag, but the game is now crap. I wish people would wake up and stop buying Apple products. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.04 05:52:00 - [282] Originally by: Culmen I wish people would wake up and stop buying Apple products. Wish granted. Every Electronic Hardware Company merges and starts selling stuff for ridiculous prices. I wish I wasn't always afraid of putting up my best ideas on the internet (I have some really great ideas that never get out to the public because of that very reason) ____________ ___26072___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.04 17:52:00 - [283] Bump ____________ ___90748___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Abrazzar	Posted - 2011.06.04 19:33:00 - [284] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish I wasn't always afraid of putting up my best ideas on the internet (I have some really great ideas that never get out to the public because of that very reason) Granted. But all the ideas you publish get stolen by big coimpanies and copyrighted before you can make a dime off of them and even when you try they sue you for infringement and are given right. I wish there was a better mankind. -------- Due to bandwidth streamlining, signature images are no longer displayed. Follow this link to view the image.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.05 04:06:00 - [285] Wish granted. They nuke us because they hate this mankind. And that includes you. 608441Good night, and don't let the bed bugs bite ____________ ___608441___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.06 11:28:00 - [286] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 06/06/2011 11:29:14 Bump for great justice I wish I had a 2.5 Gigahertz Monitor (not Hertz, Gigahertz). That is approximately a maximum framerate of 2.5 Billion Frames per Second. ____________ ___113473___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.06 15:44:00 - [287] Bump I repeat my wish ____________ ___10855___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Wyke Mossari Gallente	Posted - 2011.06.06 19:16:00 - [288] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish I had a 2.5 Gigahertz Monitor (not Hertz, Gigahertz). That is approximately a maximum framerate of 2.5 Billion Frames per Second. Congratulation on your invention of the room sized microwave oven. Your corpse will be used to feed the hungry in the third world. I wish somebody would invent a FTL drive.
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.07 17:33:00 - [289] Originally by: Wyke Mossari I wish somebody would invent a FTL drive. Granted, someone invents a the worst form of space craft propulsion imaginable. It's horrendously expensive, bulky, heavy and doesn't provide any propulsion. It is throughly a For The Loss Drive. Now if only you wished for a FTW drive... then humanity might have survived the death of the earth as an asteroid slams into it. I wish people would actually corrupt wishes, rather than pointlessly bumping this thread. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Tiratore	Posted - 2011.06.07 17:37:00 - [290] Originally by: Culmen I wish people would actually corrupt wishes, rather than pointlessly bumping this thread. Granted. I wish someone would meaningfully bump this thread.

Tyburn Stannis Caldari Xenon Salvage Inc.	Posted - 2011.06.07 18:07:00 - [291] Originally by: Tiratore I wish someone would meaningfully bump this thread. Granted. However, we have now confirmed there is still life in the thing, and that will see the return of the bump trolls who are only in it for the personal attention. I wish my neck didn't ache.
Je Muvila	Posted - 2011.06.07 19:25:00 - [292] "I wish my neck didn't ache". Granted. Your neck feels fine but everything else hurts like hell. I wish for one million dollars.
Johno Johnson	Posted - 2011.06.07 20:05:00 - [293] Originally by: Je Muvila I wish for one million dollars. Granted. We hand you 1mil Zimbabwean dollars which you cash into 2,750USD which you choose to spend on Xbox360s for you and mates ready for dust release, CCP then inform you it wont be on the xbox360! I wish for a Ducati Desmo
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.07 21:23:00 - [294] Edited by: Culmen on 07/06/2011 21:24:20 Originally by: Johno Johnson I wish for a Ducati Desmo Granted, a Ducati Desmo comes flying through your window and crashes into you, breaking your spine. Good news: Finders Keepers, Bad News: Paralysis. I wish to be the best at anything I want to do. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.08 20:45:00 - [295] Wish granted. However, you can only choose one thing, and it will stay like that for another year, at which point, you have to choose something else and wait another year. And when you become the best at whatever you selected, you also become the worst at everything else. I wish Scientists would stop focusing on the "Why" behind Life and the Universe and Everything more on the "How" behind Life and the Universe and Everything. Once we get all of that figured out, the "Why" will become obvious. Actually, I already have a few, out-of-this-world theories for why the universe was created. Here is my second favorite of my theories: Someone at Nvidia created an ultra-powerful Super-Computer in coolberation with Intel, and they decided to create a simulation of the universe as a Tech Demo of its capabilities. It jsut so happens that the simulated universe is still in the beta stages, is running on minimum settings, and that we are in it. ____________ ___466405___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.11 02:18:00 - [296] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish Scientists would stop focusing on the "Why" behind Life and the Universe and Everything more on the "How" behind Life and the Universe and Everything. Scientist already do that but lets pretend they don't. Turns out the How is actually a deity of some kind, He's ***ed that scientist have stopped asking Why and started asking How. He has personal privacy issues. In his anger, mankind is destroyed. I wish I was special; You're so fcking special. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.12 17:26:00 - [297] Wish granted. You are special in the mentally "challenged" way. I wish the internet wasn't full of idiots. ____________ ___570354___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Jim Pooley The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen	Posted - 2011.06.12 20:06:00 - [298] Granted! Sadly to achieve this the internet had to be switched off. I wish I won the lottery.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.14 15:11:00 - [299] Wish granted. Somebody kills you to steal your money. I wish my commputer didn't have crappy hardware. ____________ ___637561___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
La Rena	Posted - 2011.06.15 01:27:00 - [300] Quote: I wish my commputer didn't have crappy hardware. Granted, but counting on that in a few years, said hardware will become obsolete I wish I had a supercarrier that can also shoot a doomsday



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