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Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.16 19:13:00 - [1] You grant the wish of the person above you (with a few minor changes of course) and then you post your own for somebody to corrupt. I wish I was a millionare. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.16 19:47:00 - [2] Yay! Corrupted Wish Game III: Revenge Of The Spam! Congratulations, you now have a grand total networth of 1,000,000 Somalia Shillings! This is valued at $30.03 as of Jan 1, 2011 I wish the previous Corrupted Wish Game never ended. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.16 19:49:00 - [3] Wish granted. It continued with you losing all of your money (both in game and in real-life). I wish Capsuleer, Warp, and Jump Technology were all real. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2011.02.16 20:38:00 - [4] Granted. You are now part of the crew in a Guristas cruiser. A pod-pilot is on an intercept course to your ship. Sadly, you could never manage to become an actual pod-pilot. I wish to be that pod-pilot. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Lance Fighter Amarr	Posted - 2011.02.16 20:40:00 - [5] Edited by: Lance Fighter on 16/02/2011 20:46:09 .
Jon Taggart State War Academy	Posted - 2011.02.16 20:45:00 - [6] Granted. Because you salivated at the chance of an easy kill, you forgot to realize that this ship was a Bait Ship. You have now been hot-dropped by 2 Carriers. You are now dead. I wish Mining was some sort of minigame. ____________________________________________ Check out my proposal to change the wallet!
Lance Fighter Amarr	Posted - 2011.02.16 20:46:00 - [7] Edited by: Lance Fighter on 16/02/2011 20:47:02 Mining becomes a minigame, but just becomes the same yield for increased effort (and really isnt that fun). I wish to be able to strip mine the asteroid belt in Sol
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.16 21:23:00 - [8] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 16/02/2011 21:23:54 Wish granted. We ran out of all natural resources thanks to you. I wish I had a Tech III Jovian Titan in the hangar of my home station in Chaven. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Brianna Caldwell	Posted - 2011.02.16 21:30:00 - [9] You start mining the asteroid belt in the Sol System. Then Saturn's moon Janus starts moving and you are in the only ship close enough to intercept it. As your ship approaches it gets caught in a quantum frame shift drive and as you approach the speed of light, you and your crew all get catapulted 20,000 years into the future, Leaving your wife and kids behind. only to be trapped inside some colossal ancient alien structure. I wish I were the ancient aliens that made the structure.
Reiisha EVE University Ivy League	Posted - 2011.02.16 21:43:00 - [10] Originally by: Brianna Caldwell I wish I were the ancient aliens that made the structure. Granted. You are now extinct aswell. I wish for freshly made Belgian milk chocolate, still in the wrapper, without it directly or indirectly killing or harming me or anyone else in the universe and any derivative of it. "If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"

Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2011.02.16 22:37:00 - [11] Originally by: Reiisha I wish for freshly made Belgian milk chocolate, still in the wrapper, without it directly or indirectly killing or harming me or anyone else in the universe and any derivative of it. Sure. But the wrapper is made of elephant phallus. I wish this thread would disappear. Just out of pure hatred for these things. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Slade Trillgon Endless Possibilities Inc.	Posted - 2011.02.17 00:26:00 - [12] Originally by: Blane Xero I wish this thread would disappear. Just out of pure hatred for these things. Granted. Now you and the rest of us flash from existance since it would take the destruction of time and space to satisfy your wish. I wish that I could actually come up with a funny and potentially intriguing wish. Slade :Signature Temporarily Disabled:
Asurymen	Posted - 2011.02.17 00:43:00 - [13] Originally by: Slade Trillgon Granted. Now you and the rest of us flash from existance since it would take the destruction of time and space to satisfy your wish. I wish that I could actually come up with a funny and potentially intriguing wish. Slade Granted. You produce a stunning and deeply thought-provoking wish. You are promptly swallowed by hordes of illiterate trolls for daring to imply that the internet is for anything other than bewbs. I wish I could call down the "Wrath O'Oveur" once per day on any target I wish.
Boonaki Caldari Focused Annihilation Detrimental Imperative	Posted - 2011.02.17 02:33:00 - [14] Quote: I wish I could call down the "Wrath O'Oveur" once per day on any target I wish. Granted, but the effect also hits you. I wish earth would explode and take all the humans with it.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.17 03:18:00 - [15] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 17/02/2011 03:20:04 "Sometimes I feel that the world shoud just STOP!" Wish granted. You just had the most wonderful dream. I wish somebody would try to corrupt my wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)... -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.17 03:24:00 - [16] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari "Sometimes I feel that the world shoud just STOP!" Wish granted. You just had the most wonderful dream. I wish somebody would try to corrupt my wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)... Granted,but it comes in the form of 700 page treatise on "want", "categorical imperative" and "Mold". Your brain dies of boredom. I wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)... and further more why do i even need a sig?
Herzog Wolfhammer Gallente Sigma Special Tactics Group Fleet Coordination Coalition	Posted - 2011.02.17 03:47:00 - [17] Originally by: Culmen Granted,but it comes in the form of 700 page treatise on "want", "categorical imperative" and "Mold". Your brain dies of boredom. I wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)... Wish granted. But when you undock, you get a black screen, and then find you are in a pod, and the GMs tell you "the logs show nothing". I wish for cherries that weigh 1lb. each.
Epegi Givo Amarr Department of Redundancy Dpt.	Posted - 2011.02.17 04:19:00 - [18] Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer Originally by: Culmen Granted,but it comes in the form of 700 page treatise on "want", "categorical imperative" and "Mold". Your brain dies of boredom. I wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)... Wish granted. But when you undock, you get a black screen, and then find you are in a pod, and the GMs tell you "the logs show nothing". I wish for cherries that weigh 1lb. each. Granted. 100,000 of those cherries just appeared 10 ft. above your head. I wish that the sky was a slightly lighter shade of blue. They asked me if I was a God, and I said no, because God doesn't have an annoying sig.
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.17 05:44:00 - [19] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish that the sky was a slightly lighter shade of blue. Granted. Interesting Fact: The sky is blue due to Rayleigh scattering of air molecules. Changing the composition of the atmosphere or adding contaminants to it is one of the ways to change the sky color. One naturally occurring phenomenon that causes this ia a 'Vesuvian volcano eruptions". The sky was a lighter shade of blue for several years the last time something like that happened. Of course you won't notice that, since one such eruption has occurred directly underneath you. I wish for a sandwich. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.17 14:34:00 - [20] !!! How the **** am I suppossed to corrupt that? Oh, wait, hold on... IT IS POISONED! I wish that my character was recieving a steady income of ISK from ANY in-game source. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.

Haxfar Portlaind	Posted - 2011.02.17 14:40:00 - [21] CCP suspect you of botting and RMT, so you get permabaned with the same. I wish i could get a Jovian Intercepter there is immune to webbing and scramblers
Bodrul Caldari The Illuminatii Dirt Nap Squad.	Posted - 2011.02.17 14:53:00 - [22] wish granted, only problem is you cant fly it as it as the skill books dont exist and its just a paper weight I wish i had 100billion isk ............ Researched BPO Lottery (Using Darkness) Game Reviews
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.17 16:34:00 - [23] Wish granted, but you get it through scamming, and then CCP Bans you because of that. Thou needeth be more careful. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.

CCP Shadow C C P C C P Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.17 16:49:00 - [24] I wish the poster above made another wish to corrupt.

Mag's the united Negative Ten.	Posted - 2011.02.17 17:58:00 - [25] I wish the poster above me would lock this thread. Originally by: Allestin Villimar Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it. Originally by: Torothanax Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive.
JordanParey Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2011.02.17 18:47:00 - [26] Originally by: Mag's I wish the poster above me would lock this thread. Granted, but another similar thread is opened a few minutes later. Also, your ********* shrink and fall off. I wish that I was better at PVP.
Eri Em	Posted - 2011.02.17 19:54:00 - [27] Edited by: Eri Em on 17/02/2011 19:54:41 Good luck on that, you just got poded. I wish Hit-ler was alive and .... and...
Slade Trillgon Endless Possibilities Inc.	Posted - 2011.02.17 21:41:00 - [28] Originally by: Eri Em I wish Hit-ler was alive and .... and... Granted. But he returns with the knowledge of how to bring forth demons form hell to help overthrow the world powers. Unfortunately for him, the spell he learned summoned Leviathan who was unhappy that he, who shall not be named, got out of hell. She then proceeded to devour him and return to her post at the gates of hell. I wish that I had three accounts for EVE that had lifetime memberships with total ban immunity for each account. Slade :Signature Temporarily Disabled:
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.17 23:32:00 - [29] Originally by: Slade Trillgon I wish that I had three accounts for EVE that had lifetime memberships with total ban immunity for each account. Granted. It's practically a rule that any MMORPG offering lifetime subs goes free to play soon after. EVE goes F2P and micro-transaction 2 days after your get your lifetime sub. No, you won't be getting your money back, the logs show nothing. I wish the logs would show whenever your lost a ship due to a bug/lag. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Ragnar256 Minmatar	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:22:00 - [30] Edited by: Ragnar256 on 18/02/2011 01:22:30 Originally by: Culmen Originally by: Slade Trillgon I wish that I had three accounts for EVE that had lifetime memberships with total ban immunity for each account. Granted. It's practically a rule that any MMORPG offering lifetime subs goes free to play soon after. EVE goes F2P and micro-transaction 2 days after your get your lifetime sub. No, you won't be getting your money back, the logs show nothing. I wish the logs would show whenever your lost a ship due to a bug/lag. Granted. The logs reveals your recent titan death, and the isk you had been reimbursed, has been taken away several times over, putting you billions into the negatives. I wish for another plex.

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:31:00 - [31] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 18/02/2011 01:32:28 Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 18/02/2011 01:31:37 Sorry, but there were no logs for your petitions. I wish for two granola bars and a can of soda made with pure cane sugar instead of the modern high-fructose corn syrup. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Hans Zwaardhandler	Posted - 2011.02.18 03:45:00 - [32] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 18/02/2011 01:32:28 Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 18/02/2011 01:31:37 Sorry, but there were no logs for your petitions. I wish for two granola bars and a can of soda made with pure cane sugar instead of the modern high-fructose corn syrup. Granted. However said granola bars are revealed to be small, crushed rats and the sugar in your soda was planted in a field of arsenic. It didn't harm the or do anything to the sugar and you slowly fade out of conciousness. I wish i had a kitten.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.18 06:25:00 - [33] Granted, but then you are enslaved by your cat, and a couple years later, your cats takes over the world after enslaving countless others, and then he eats you alive because you live in Korea and he wants revenge because Koreans always eat cats. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Chiaki Teppei	Posted - 2011.02.18 15:12:00 - [34] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 18/02/2011 14:40:04 Granted, but then you are enslaved by your cat, and a couple years later, your cats takes over the world after enslaving countless others, and then he eats you alive because you live in Korea and he wants revenge because Koreans always eat cats. Oh, sorry. Forgot to make a wish. I wish for... ICE CREAM! Granted, but as you eat it, you die of hypothermia induced by the ice cream. I wish I'd be abducted by aliens.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.18 18:22:00 - [35] Granted. They tried to plant a bomb down your throat so that they could set it off remotly and destroy the Earth, and then they shot you out the airlock without a space suit. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.19 00:35:00 - [36] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Granted, You wish for nothing, and to nothing you immediately return. I wish I could pass any exam without studying and further more why do i even need a sig?
AnonyTerrorNinja Minmatar Buggers' Advanced Interstellar Transport	Posted - 2011.02.19 06:07:00 - [37] Granted, you pass all exams involving the study of nothing. I wish my wish granters could not grant corrupted wishes. --- Sig removed till it's relevant again.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.19 06:35:00 - [38] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 19/02/2011 06:35:48 Granted. Unfortunately, they can still corrupt you and make you make the wrong wishes. I wish for... A Blank piece of paper (because I can't think of anything else atm). -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.20 05:51:00 - [39] Granted. AgonyNinja now has the ability to inhale with hurricane force, Due to someone installing a black hole in his left nostril. He goes on a rampage and you get inhaled. I wish I could quit you EVE. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.20 06:17:00 - [40] Wish not granted, because I did not understand what you just said. I wish for a new Star Trek show... Voyager became boring and Enterprise was canceled... -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.

mercyonman Caldari Technomage Trilogy	Posted - 2011.02.20 08:49:00 - [41] wish granted. it will be done only in crappy chinese CGI i wish i could fly. When you crash your car, then jump out running down the street to save your pod. Then you're playing way too much eve - MacGrowler III
Esrevid Nekkeg Justified and Ancient	Posted - 2011.02.20 20:32:00 - [42] Originally by: mercyonman i wish i could fly. Granted. But although you can fly now, landing however is something entirely different.... I wish I could land.
Urziel99	Posted - 2011.02.20 21:44:00 - [43] Originally by: Esrevid Nekkeg Originally by: mercyonman i wish i could fly. Granted. But although you can fly now, landing however is something entirely different.... I wish I could land. Granted, you successfully land, but break both your legs in the process. I wish I had the combined net worth of the 10 richest people in the world.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.20 22:20:00 - [44] Wish granted, but it is in monopoly money. Also, you broke your legs to get ahold of it. I wish I had some more stuff to do. It is too boring around here. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.

CCP Shadow C C P C C P Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.20 23:08:00 - [45] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Wish granted, but it is in monopoly money. Also, you broke your legs to get ahold of it. I wish I had some more stuff to do. It is too boring around here. Granted, in the form of a 6-month ban from the EVE Online forums. This should give you plenty of time to think up new things! I wish my Pilgrim was dark like my Curse.

Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.20 23:14:00 - [46] Originally by: CCP Shadow I wish my Pilgrim was dark like my Curse. Granted, You surreptitiously change the texture on the pilgrim. The guys at the graphics department don't like this, and bring it up with management. Getting you fired. I wish my Motorola Droid 2 had a longer battery life. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Lord Wamphyri Amarr Starside Lost	Posted - 2011.02.20 23:52:00 - [47] Originally by: Culmen I wish my Motorola Droid 2 had a longer battery life. Granted. Unfortunately you fail to hang up properly after making a long distance phone call. The extended battery life means that by the time you get your phone bill you have to file for bankruptcy. I wish I had a Bacon Double Cheeseburger.
Urziel99	Posted - 2011.02.21 00:17:00 - [48] Originally by: Lord Wamphyri Originally by: Culmen I wish my Motorola Droid 2 had a longer battery life. Granted. Unfortunately you fail to hang up properly after making a long distance phone call. The extended battery life means that by the time you get your phone bill you have to file for bankruptcy. I wish I had a Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Granted however the bacon is from undead swine, turning you into a zombie when you eat it. I wish I could speed train to fly and fully operate a rorqual.
YouShouldntEatIt Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2011.02.21 01:34:00 - [49] Quote: I wish I could speed train to fly and fully operate a rorqual. Wish granted. When you first undock it, it automatically jumps into Tama and sieges for 30 hours by itself, drawing the attention of all the people in local. Nice wreck! I wish I knew what a templar was.
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.21 01:45:00 - [50] Originally by: YouShouldntEatIt I wish I knew what a templar was. Granted. A Templar is an order of knights during the crusades era. You know this because you've been transported back in time and a large group of them is trying to kill you for being a time traveling witch. I wish I could erase anybody I wanted from time. and further more why do i even need a sig?

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.21 03:02:00 - [51] Granted. However, you have trouble controlling the power and accidentally erase yourself from time. I wish fo- NETWROK CONNECTION ERROR -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.21 21:12:00 - [52] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Granted. However, you have trouble controlling the power and accidentally erase yourself from time. I wish fo- NETWROK CONNECTION ERROR Sorry 'bout that. My dog chewed up the network cable, so I had to get a new one from the garage. I wish for a Loot Can in an asterpid belt that I randomly found that didn't belong to an enemy or someone in another corp, and that it contained really good loot. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
YouShouldntEatIt Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2011.02.22 02:13:00 - [53] Quote: Sorry 'bout that. My dog chewed up the network cable, so I had to get a new one from the garage. I wish for a Loot Can in an asterpid belt that I randomly found that didn't belong to an enemy or someone in another corp, and that it contained really good loot. Granted. because you are a noob, however, the can contains 10 units of morphite. Its combined 40k isk value makes your poor wallet feel rich. I wish more people would participate in this.
N0 Quarter	Posted - 2011.02.22 04:14:00 - [54] Wish granted. The entire population of Eve start to participate in this Forum topic, but as everyone goes to reply, the system crashes, which frustrates everyone so they don't bother trying again. I wish for a cat that doesn't **** on the floor every morning!
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.22 06:37:00 - [55] Originally by: N0 Quarter I wish for a cat that doesn't ** on the floor every morning! Granted, it now prefers to ** on your bed every morning! I wish every cat on the planet would just die. and further more why do i even need a sig?
DTson Gauur Caldari Association of Commonwealth Enterprises R.A.G.E	Posted - 2011.02.22 07:31:00 - [56] Originally by: Culmen Originally by: N0 Quarter I wish for a cat that doesn't ** on the floor every morning! Granted, it now prefers to ** on your bed every morning! I wish every cat on the planet would just die. Granted, but as a result the rodents take over and man becomes extinct, congratulations you just genocided human race. I wish my Rattlesnake would be invincible.
JordanParey Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2011.02.22 09:12:00 - [57] Originally by: DTson Gauur Originally by: Culmen Originally by: N0 Quarter I wish for a cat that doesn't ** on the floor every morning! Granted, it now prefers to ** on your bed every morning! I wish every cat on the planet would just die. Granted, but as a result the rodents take over and man becomes extinct, congratulations you just genocided human race. I wish my Rattlesnake would be invincible. Granted, but someone warp scrambles you in the middle of space and you cannot warp. Ever. I wish for Justin Bieber to get hit by a car and die in a horribly painful manner.
Nefrin Maldoes Minmatar Outer Rim Survey and Salvage	Posted - 2011.02.22 12:56:00 - [58] Originally by: JordanParey I wish for Justin Bieber to get hit by a car and die in a horribly painful manner. Granted. But his tragic death launches his career farther and further than ever before. His music is everywhere, and all artists want to do a remix with his vocals. I wish I had more wishes. Originally by: CCP Shadow Cool! Thanks for linking to this re-purposed homage, Nefrin. -- Shadow
Cornwalace	Posted - 2011.02.22 13:31:00 - [59] Edited by: Cornwalace on 22/02/2011 13:31:32 Originally by: Nefrin Maldoes I wish I had more wishes. Granted. Your same wish is granted again, but, it's the same wish, and being a double-negative, it becomes a positive, and now Justin Beiber is alive again. I wish Learning Skills would come back.
Maxima Bane Caldari Underground-Operators	Posted - 2011.02.22 18:31:00 - [60] Originally by: Cornwalace Edited by: Cornwalace on 22/02/2011 13:31:32 Granted. Your same wish is granted again, but, it's the same wish, and being a double-negative, it becomes a positive, and now Justin Beiber is alive again. I wish Learning Skills would come back. Granted, but they are all now Rank 64 and have no effect on your attributes. I wish the winter would be gone forever.

Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.22 23:37:00 - [61] Originally by: Maxima Bane I wish the winter would be gone forever. Granted. winter is gone from everywhere forever. The polar ice caps melt, drowning a portion of the globe. The equatorial regions are uninhabitable, movement outside would cook a human as he stands. The poles are now barren deserts, there may be survivors, but with the unimaginable devastation to the eco system, the future looks bleak for humanity I wish I was omnipotent and omniscient. and further more why do i even need a sig?
YouShouldntEatIt Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2011.02.22 23:46:00 - [62] Originally by: Culmen Granted. winter is gone from everywhere forever. The polar ice caps melt, drowning a portion of the globe. The equatorial regions are uninhabitable, movement outside would cook a human as he stands. The poles are now barren deserts, there may be survivors, but with the unimaginable devastation to the eco system, the future looks bleak for humanity I wish I was omnipotent and omniscient. Granted. You now know that you're adopted, your real parents hate you, and your hamster has sex with you while you sleep and gave you aids. But you can say Pi to the nearest 9 trillionth digit, which causes you to get beat up in school. i wish i didnt have the compulsive urge to spend money on lottery tickets
Jessica Tress	Posted - 2011.02.23 00:02:00 - [63] Edited by: Jessica Tress on 23/02/2011 00:02:06 Wish Granted. You suddenly get the urge to own your own Lottery Company, so you hock everything you own on the markets to afford it all. Becoming your own mascot for your business, you are taunted everywhere you go and forced to live on the streets from Bankruptcy. I wish for Training Skills to grow off Tree's.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.23 05:03:00 - [64] Granted. But now they are just worse than ever. I wish the skills that a required for some things but have no other benefits would include other benefits. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
N0 Quarter	Posted - 2011.02.23 09:48:00 - [65] Wish Granted! Skills that don't have Benefits have now been improved to reduce all benefits of all skills! You have now been War Dec'd by all Corps on Eve! I wish for more girls to play Eve!
thatbloke Gallente	Posted - 2011.02.23 10:56:00 - [66] Granted! There is now a 50/50 split in terms of male/female players of EVE. However, all of the girls now already have partners (male OR female ) and will therefore show no interest in you whatsoever. I wish I could earn the money I take home every month without having to spend 40 hours a week in a job. Originally by: CCP Shadow I think we'd be better off with a troll shard.
Freyya Advanced Planetary Exports Intergalactic Exports Group	Posted - 2011.02.23 11:00:00 - [67] Edited by: Freyya on 23/02/2011 11:02:44 Wish Granted! However all the girls in your family are now playing aswell and found out that you knowingly and willingly did cyber with men. This causes everyone in your family to reject you as related and forces you to move to the northpole where you can't connect to EvE anymore and won't be enjoying all the new girls that play the game like the rest of all the guys. Wish also granted! You have been billed with higher electricity and gas consumption due to you being at home all the time, which causes all your money to go towards the company providing said services leaving you without cash for food or rent/mortgage. I wish i decided to go to school longer and by doing so learned a better profession with the prospects of a better job with better pay, without the possibility that i died prematurely due to the world ending or diseases or anything of that sort. ___________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth Pink is the color of passion xxx Shadow
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.23 12:07:00 - [68] HOW THE **** AM I SUPPOSSED TO CORRUPT THAT?!?! I want more content in EVE. And Optional Patches. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
N0 Quarter	Posted - 2011.02.23 23:22:00 - [69] Wish Granted. CCP bring in new content revolving around Justin Bieber. The Character creator changes everyones character to look like Just Bieber, and a new Epic Arc is brought in which involves you helping Justin Bieber to further his singing career. CCP also announce that they are bringing in Optional Patches, which require you to manually download every ship, skill, and item seperately. Although, all of these Optional Patches need to be installed, or Eve will not run. You've just created a game about Justin Bieber that takes a couple of weeks to download. I wish for Glass tables to not get covered in Dust!
Freyya Advanced Planetary Exports Intergalactic Exports Group	Posted - 2011.02.24 12:02:00 - [70] Granted, glass tables now repell dust. Instead all the dust otherwise on the glass is now multiplied and spread across your entire apartment/house/room forcing you to vacuum/dust every hour. i wish someone would corrupt my previous wish in a fashionable way. ___________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth Pink is the color of passion xxx Shadow

Eda Karrel	Posted - 2011.02.24 13:34:00 - [71] "I wish i decided to go to school longer and by doing so learned a better profession with the prospects of a better job with better pay, without the possibility that i died prematurely due to the world ending or diseases or anything of that sort." Granted. You get your training and land a job that you love and pays very well indeed. The world doesn't end and you remain healthy. But shortly after you start your fabulous job someone invents a robot that can do it three times as fast for half the cost. You are laid off and spend the rest of your life (which is a long time because you are very healthy) as a bitter recluse railing against fate. I wish I had the ability to forsee winning lottery numbers.
Freyya Advanced Planetary Exports Intergalactic Exports Group	Posted - 2011.02.24 13:51:00 - [72] Lol, fashionable and actually quite possible. Wish granted btw, you have won dozens of lotteries. You're however now a multibillionaire hunted down by half the world's population for all sorts of good causes. Not to mention several world powers like China, America and Russia have sent agents to "retrieve" you for "scientific studies". Your money has been frozen and you spend the rest of your life as a labrat in a Russian Goelag, a semi zombie in China and as an awake open brain money printer for the US. I wish we were able to do viable deep space exploration already, with crewed ships more than capable of defending themselves if absolutely neccesary, Earth aswell ofcourse. Just in case.... Ofcourse i would be on one of those capable ships exploring beyond the known universe. ___________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth Pink is the color of passion xxx Shadow
YouShouldntEatIt Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2011.02.24 15:58:00 - [73] Originally by: Freyya Lol, fashionable and actually quite possible. Wish granted btw, you have won dozens of lotteries. You're however now a multibillionaire hunted down by half the world's population for all sorts of good causes. Not to mention several world powers like China, America and Russia have sent agents to "retrieve" you for "scientific studies". Your money has been frozen and you spend the rest of your life as a labrat in a Russian Goelag, a semi zombie in China and as an awake open brain money printer for the US. I wish we were able to do viable deep space exploration already, with crewed ships more than capable of defending themselves if absolutely neccesary, Earth aswell ofcourse. Just in case.... Ofcourse i would be on one of those capable ships exploring beyond the known universe. Wish granted. Because of our increased defences, the Empire crams a cloaking device on the Death Star. We never even saw the laser fire. I wish no matter how much i spent, my wallet always refilled back to 5 billion isk automatically.
Freyya Advanced Planetary Exports Intergalactic Exports Group	Posted - 2011.02.24 16:16:00 - [74] Wish granted. You're now public enemy nr1 since that refill comes from all other players pockets. Actively hunted down everytime you log in ultimatly forces you to never spend a single isk again. I wish i would stop posting in this thread... ___________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth Pink is the color of passion xxx Shadow
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.24 16:37:00 - [75] Wish Granted. However, you start posting in another thread just like this. I wish a Star in EVE went Nova. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
YouShouldntEatIt Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2011.02.24 17:24:00 - [76] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Wish Granted. However, you start posting in another thread just like this. I wish a Star in EVE went Nova. Granted. the star in the system you are currently in goes nova. everything in the system is absolutely destroyed, leaving nothing but the black expanse of space. Due to unique radiation emitted from the nova, all pod pilots lost uplink to their cloning facilities. You are reborn in a fresh clone with 0sp and no memory of who you are. i wish dust 514 would come out already
N0 Quarter	Posted - 2011.02.24 22:45:00 - [77] Wish Granted! Dust 514 is released immediately, but on your way to the Game shop to get your Copy, you are involved in a traggic accidently which ends with the doctors removing both of your arms. You now have to spend the rest of your life knowing everyone else is enjoying such an Awesome Game! I Wish the world of Griefing would come to an end!
JordanParey Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2011.02.25 01:28:00 - [78] Originally by: N0 Quarter Wish Granted! Dust 514 is released immediately, but on your way to the Game shop to get your Copy, you are involved in a traggic accidently which ends with the doctors removing both of your arms. You now have to spend the rest of your life knowing everyone else is enjoying such an Awesome Game! I Wish the world of Griefing would come to an end! Granted. Online griefing comes to an end due to strictly enforced laws passed by real-life governments concerning online behavior. This has the result of griefing becoming a real life action, though. You win the lottery but someone punches you in the face and takes the ticket. Truck/trailers, tankers, trains, and cargo planes are consistently blown up in an effort to score the valuable cargo. You wake up one morning to go to work only to find that your vehicle has had the tires, brakes, wheels, lights, and interior removed, along with your favorite CD. People don't get killed but overall the quality of life goes down the ****ter. I wish that I could develop more of a social life instead of playing Corrupt-A-Wish on some internet spaceships forum.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.25 02:03:00 - [79] Granted, however, your girlfriend says that you have to start playing it on every other forum or she'll dump you. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Liranan Silver Snake Enterprise Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2011.02.25 07:03:00 - [80] Due to not wishing anything the poster above quits EVE after giving me all his stuffz. I wish I had the troll power of a dev. Farjung is my God You people need to open your eyes and read threads before you mindlessly spam the New Thread link.

JaseNZ Gallente	Posted - 2011.02.25 08:51:00 - [81] Originally by: Liranan Due to not wishing anything the poster above quits EVE after giving me all his stuffz. I wish I had the troll power of a dev. Granted, but due to your wish being public every player in the game knows the name of your alter ego, and you log in to 10,000 EVE Mails asking for everything from free Titan BPOs to complete Sov of all 0.0 space...which overloads the server and lands you in hot water with the lead Devs. I wish I had a Vindicator BPO.
Eseevee	Posted - 2011.02.25 19:55:00 - [82] Originally by: JaseNZ Originally by: Liranan Due to not wishing anything the poster above quits EVE after giving me all his stuffz. I wish I had the troll power of a dev. Granted, but due to your wish being public every player in the game knows the name of your alter ego, and you log in to 10,000 EVE Mails asking for everything from free Titan BPOs to complete Sov of all 0.0 space...which overloads the server and lands you in hot water with the lead Devs. I wish I had a Vindicator BPO. Granted. Vindicator's are being nerfed in the next mini-patch, and are worthless now. I wish money grew on tree's.
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.26 02:27:00 - [83] Originally by: Eseevee I wish money grew on tree's. Granted, it's basic economics, since money grows on tree it causes hyperinflation that would make Zimbabwe Dollar look like the Pound Sterling. Society immediately moves to the barter system, too bad most of your "wealth" was stored as cash in the bank. I wish for a cookie. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Cornwalace	Posted - 2011.02.26 13:43:00 - [84] Edited by: Cornwalace on 26/02/2011 13:43:43 Edited by: Cornwalace on 26/02/2011 13:43:08 Originally by: Culmen I wish for a cookie. Granted, it's the best cookie in the world that you'd ever eaten. You want more, but, those kind of cookies comes in wishes, and you will never eat a cookie as awesome as that one. You desire to wish for more cookies, but, realize that you are willing to waste wishes on the best cookie ever, and fall into a deep depression. You listen to Justin Beiber songs during your depression instead of just cutting yourself to dull the pain. I wish I could read minds.
Tobi Vecci	Posted - 2011.02.27 03:20:00 - [85] I wish I could read minds. Granted. However, when you read your parent's minds you discover that they murdered your real parents and kidnapped you. They are very aware of you reading their minds and call the police, who hand you over to the military. You then spend the last decades of your life in a lab at Area 51 having experiments and electroshock therapy done on you everyday, as you gradually lose your sanity and sing to a pet carrot. I wish i had an infinite supply of technetium.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.01 04:17:00 - [86] Granted. But it is an alternate universe where Technetium is so radiioactive, ou die instantly by merely looking at it. I wish I has another light bulb to change the one that just burned out. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Lord Wamphyri Amarr Starside Lost	Posted - 2011.03.01 11:14:00 - [87] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Granted. But it is an alternate universe where Technetium is so radiioactive, ou die instantly by merely looking at it. I wish I has another light bulb to change the one that just burned out. Granted. Unfortunately as you're changing your lightbulb you fall off your stepladder. You grab hold of the light fitting to save yourself but end up pulling half the ceiling down with you, which buries you in rubble. You're not found for several days by which time you've died of starvation and dehydration. I wish I hadn't broken the hand that I **********.. I mean use my mouse with when I tripped over the other day.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.01 11:46:00 - [88] Wish granted. You broke your neck instead. I wish for a new book. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Sabriel Charen'Teng	Posted - 2011.03.01 12:45:00 - [89] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Wish granted. You broke your neck instead. I wish for a new book. Granted. You receive the phone book for Aroostook County, Maine. I wish all the snow on the ground would vanish.
Nefrin Maldoes Minmatar Outer Rim Survey and Salvage	Posted - 2011.03.01 13:04:00 - [90] Edited by: Nefrin Maldoes on 01/03/2011 13:04:57 Originally by: Sabriel Charen'Teng I wish all the snow on the ground would vanish. Granted. Because the snow vanished and didn't melt off, providing much needed water for farm lands and irrigation systems, a wide spread drought occurs. Food is in short supply, a weeks wages may pay for a loaf of bread and a potato. I wish I was better at coding, so I could complete this program faster. Originally by: CCP Shadow Cool! Thanks for linking to this re-purposed homage, Nefrin. -- Shadow

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.02 04:53:00 - [91] Granted. However, you are coding in Java, and since Java teaches bad coding habits, hackers start hacking your program. About that phone book, I would just use it for something else. I could let my dogs use it as a chew toy, for example. Now on to my wish: I wish I was a part of the CIA, then I could just "Dissapear" people that I didn't like whenever I wanted... -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Sabriel Charen'Teng	Posted - 2011.03.02 18:32:00 - [92] "I wish I was a part of the CIA, then I could just "Dissapear" people that I didn't like whenever I wanted..." Granted. You are in the CIA and you can disappear anyone you want. But first you must file a Notice of Intent which has to be initialled by 5 people. At least 1 of those people will inevitably be out on two weeks vacation and then 1 person will lose it on his or her desk for a week. And you have to file an environmental impact statement every time you dispose of a body. I wish I owned by own private tropical island.
Tobi Vecci	Posted - 2011.03.02 20:47:00 - [93] Originally by: Sabriel Charen'Teng I wish I owned by own private tropical island. Granted, you now own a tropical island in the Carribean. However the island has many tropical plants and insects that breed many...interesting diseases and organisms such as super malaria, necrotic flesh eating fungus, and the Giant Tapeworm, able to devour thirty children whole I wish Incarna would be released sooner.
N0 Quarter	Posted - 2011.03.03 11:27:00 - [94] Wish Granted! Incarna is released at a sooner date then anyone expected! However, due to constant QQ's to CCP from impatient fans, they break under preasure and release an expansion that is full of bugs and textures that arent even finished. This causes world chaos from all Eve Online fans who start to QQ themselves and leave the Game Perminantly. They then hunt down the person who caused the end of Eve Online... you. I wish for a wish everyday for the rest of my life.
Freyya Advanced Planetary Exports Intergalactic Exports Group	Posted - 2011.03.03 11:36:00 - [95] Granted. Your life ends today however, thus making it your dying wish. Craps, i wish i didn't just post in here. ___________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth Pink is the color of passion xxx Shadow
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.03 11:41:00 - [96] Wish granted. You are now spending your time issuing tax refunds. I wish I got a Tax Refund. -- I WANT MY TAX REFUND!
Trixi Tronic Gallente Save the Space Whales	Posted - 2011.03.03 12:55:00 - [97] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Wish granted. You are now spending your time issuing tax refunds. I wish I got a Tax Refund. Granted. You are accidentally issued a check for the entire year's Federal Budget. With no money to pay the bills the government collapses and the country descends into riots and chaos. I wish I had a Lexus suv.
Andrea Griffin	Posted - 2011.03.03 15:31:00 - [98] Originally by: Trixi Tronic I wish I had a Lexus suv. Granted. However, stricter government regulations dictate that you destroy your perfectly good vehicle and trade it in for something that costs four times as much, goes one quarter of the distance, has one tenth the horse power, and electrocutes you to death when you try to work on it in your garage. Your elected representatives at work for your best interests! I wish I was happy! - "When I nerf something, it takes 2-3 months for your dreams to be crushed." - CCP Big Dumb Object
Cornwalace	Posted - 2011.03.04 14:42:00 - [99] Edited by: Cornwalace on 04/03/2011 14:43:07 Originally by: Andrea Griffin I wish I was happy! Granted. Happiness becomes the only emotion you feel. Over the years, everyone dies around you, and you cannot do anything but be happy about it. It doesn't end there. Your happiness makes people think you're insane/crazy. You end up being admitted to the psych ward indefinitely. I wish broadcasting companies would stop increasing the amount they charge to cable/satelite providers, causing those companies to increase the amount they charge to us customer's. I want a steady tv bill at one specific price forever.
Shapeshifting Shaman	Posted - 2011.03.06 21:29:00 - [100] Originally by: Cornwalace I want a steady tv bill at one specific price forever. Granted. Due to your country's economic policies, your currency goes through a period of severe deflation. That $60 for cable is more than the mortgage on your house. No TV for you - you can't afford it. I wish that healthy food is delicious.

Carabidae	Posted - 2011.03.08 01:15:00 - [101] Healthy food _is_ delicious - a good balance of meat, fruit, vegetables, nuts etc. It seems that even though healthy food is delicious _you_ just prefer greasy unhealthy crap. You die a fat bloated mess. I wish I owned everything listed on eBay at this precise second.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.08 21:03:00 - [102] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 08/03/2011 21:03:20 Granted. However, one of those items is a bomb that kills you as soon as you open the box. Not to mention that you spent all of your money on everything. I wish more people visited the Test Server. -- This place is dead...
Deckma D00M. Northern Coalition.	Posted - 2011.03.09 02:09:00 - [103] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 08/03/2011 21:03:20 I wish more people visited the Test Server. Alas! I had manipulated the minds of all of the mass eve players to join the great pvp sandbox of FD-. Every miner, every trader, every mission runner and every null sex warrior joined in on the fun. Tranquility server had lost its popularity and the test server population flourished. Over time, many good fights occurred, but humans are not perfect beings. Violations of rules of egagement were a common sight, and CCP intervened. The meat grinder was shut down and the players were outraged. Eve-O forums became a vast petition but to no veil. My imagination grinded to a halt and some random loony blew up the CCP headquarters. I wish, I wish, I was a Fish. D
DriveByYouWatchOut Titan	Posted - 2011.03.09 03:09:00 - [104] Wish granted, except you are a fish with no gills and die. I wish i could win a nyx.
Deckma D00M. Northern Coalition.	Posted - 2011.03.09 03:21:00 - [105] Originally by: DriveByYouWatchOut Titan I wish i could win a nyx. You win a Nyx. Upon pick up, your brand new Nyx becomes a victim of a Titan Drive-by. I wish Fox News was able to distinguish the geographical difference between Egypt and Iraq. D
Chiaki Teppei	Posted - 2011.03.09 08:11:00 - [106] Originally by: Deckma I wish Fox News was able to distinguish the geographical difference between Egypt and Iraq. Granted. Fox News suddenly becomes absolutely perfect in their distinction of geographichal locations. Sad thing is, every other news organisation goes out of business because of this. Enjoy your "news"! I wish I'd own Jita 4-4 station.
Nefrin Maldoes Minmatar Outer Rim Survey and Salvage	Posted - 2011.03.09 13:05:00 - [107] Originally by: Chiaki Teppei I wish I'd own Jita 4-4 station. Granted. You accidentally set the docking rights incorrectly, not allowing anyone to dock. Not only do your actions kill the trade hub and massively inflate prices across the universe, you are ruthlessly hunted down by every corporation that is now unable to access their goods in the station. I wish I was telekinetic. Originally by: CCP Shadow Cool! Thanks for linking to this re-purposed homage, Nefrin. -- Shadow
JordanParey Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2011.03.11 00:33:00 - [108] Originally by: Nefrin Maldoes Originally by: Chiaki Teppei I wish I'd own Jita 4-4 station. Granted. You accidentally set the docking rights incorrectly, not allowing anyone to dock. Not only do your actions kill the trade hub and massively inflate prices across the universe, you are ruthlessly hunted down by every corporation that is now unable to access their goods in the station. I wish I was telekinetic. Granted. You are now telekinetic. It comes at the cost of your *** exploding like an overinflated balloon when you try to ****** since you got **y and didn't hone your telekinetic skillz. I wish that my glasses didn't break in the mosh pit at that concert last night.
Alexi Komanov	Posted - 2011.03.11 02:09:00 - [109] Granted instead of breaking, your glasses are pushed through your skull with the force of the mosh, you die of cranial hemorrhaging. I wish I had front row tickets to a supernova.
Bumblefck Kerensky Initiatives	Posted - 2011.03.11 16:16:00 - [110] Originally by: Alexi Komanov Granted instead of breaking, your glasses are pushed through your skull with the force of the mosh, you die of cranial hemorrhaging. I wish I had front row tickets to a supernova. Wish granted! Unfortunately, the supernova destroys not only that lovely jacket you picked out for the occasion but also all life on Earth. I wish I could have an ivory moustache trimmer. ?

Tornado Bait Minmatar Muppet Ninja's Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns	Posted - 2011.03.12 11:59:00 - [111] Quote: I wish I could have an ivory moustache trimmer. Granted! However you are so bad at trimming your moustache you can no longer live with how you look and kill yourself. I wish I went to school at Hogwarts.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.12 22:12:00 - [112] Granted. But you get killed by you-know-who shortly after you enrolled. -- This place is dead...
Vagilicious	Posted - 2011.03.12 22:56:00 - [113] Due to not wishing for anything, the poster above ragequits after also forgetting to log out of eve at a public library and finds all his stuff gone when he returns. I wish I could live in New Eden as a capsuleer for real.
Carabidae	Posted - 2011.03.13 14:58:00 - [114] Granted. You end up trapped in a wormhole out of nullsec, camped, unable to get out, destined to spend an eternity bored to insanity. I wish I had 800mm twin repeating autocannons on my car!
Herr Starrr	Posted - 2011.03.14 10:49:00 - [115] Granted however the 800's are pointing at the drivers seat, the brake pedal is the trigger and you are trying to drive away from an approaching tsunami with everyone you love in the car. I wish my kitchen was tidy.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.16 18:11:00 - [116] I cannot grant or corrupt your wish because I have problems of my own at the moment I wish the Singularity Client didn't stop working forever. The reason why is becasue the new build for Singularity is just another ****ing tranquility build. I hate CCP now. This post was made to keep the thread from getting locked due to lack of attention.
N0 Quarter	Posted - 2011.03.16 23:31:00 - [117] Edited by: N0 Quarter on 16/03/2011 23:31:10 Wish Granted. CCP read your wish, and imidiately try to reverse the change. However, when they changed it, they deleted all the files, and don't really feel like starting again. Instead, they do something simple and easy, and make the Test Server in the form of World of WarCraft (just with bigger brains then Blizzard of course) starting chaos for everyone who used the Test Servers. I wish I didn't have to Edit my Post to put a Wish in...
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.17 18:07:00 - [118] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 17/03/2011 18:08:54 Wish granted. You do it by putting your wish in your signature, but due to a server error, nobody is able to see it. I wish for a genuine, legally aquired american dollar that has note expired and is in a genuine 1-dollar bill and has been certified as an official american dollar using all kinds of security measure and that it was NOT a coin and not digital currency and I don't want any other stupid surprises. This post was created to prevent locking caused by 90-Day Inactivity.
Iolani Osi	Posted - 2011.03.17 19:06:00 - [119] Granted, a genuine American dollar falls out of the air into your hands. You spend the rest of your life berating yourself for wasting your wish. I wish I had a Beta invite for The Old Republic.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.18 09:15:00 - [120] Star Wars: Nights of The Old Republic or just "The Old Republic"? If the former, wish granted, bu you end up playing as the guy stuck in a locker and then you get stabbed by an annoyed Jedi standing outside the locker. If the latter, then wish not granted because I have no idea what you're talking about. I wish I could see some of CCP's Ideas that never got off the ground, preferably In-Action ^^My Signature is Better than yours^^

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2011.03.18 18:22:00 - [121] ... ... Why isn't anyone trying to corrupt my wish? -- Why do you observe the piece of dirt in your brother's eye but not notice the big piece of mud in your own?
Vogue Short Bus Pole Dancers	Posted - 2011.03.19 10:56:00 - [122] Granted You become a Jedi diametrically opposed to the Sith travelling on the train of nobility that offers excellent moral luxury for a cheap ticket. Your baggage contains a Sith lord which is noticed by the ticket inspector. He ejects you from your journey two stops short. ..................................................
N0 Quarter Minmatar	Posted - 2011.03.19 11:12:00 - [123] Edited by: N0 Quarter on 19/03/2011 11:12:23 Due to the above poster not wishing for anything, they implode. I wish for a Ferrari. Sig Test.
GizzyBoy	Posted - 2011.03.19 11:32:00 - [124] Originally by: N0 Quarter Edited by: N0 Quarter on 19/03/2011 11:12:23 Due to the above poster not wishing for anything, they implode. I wish for a Ferrari. Sadly the Ferrari is a good Chinese copy with a fatal fuel pump flaw and you die in a fireball whilst trying to show off in front a group of hot looking girls. I wish I knew what happened to my forum posts that magicly "vanished"
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2011.03.20 13:45:00 - [125] Congradulations, you post a thread that is essentially a museum of your posts, and then a CCP Dev comes in and locks the topic because he is tired of seeing your posts and having to delete them, then he bans you. I want to redo my Dollar-Bill wish, but this time I want it to be a 100 Dollar Bill, and for nobody to rob it as well as all of my other specifications, and I will feel no shame or embarresment because I could really use 100 Dollars right now. -- Why do you observe the piece of dirt in your brother's eye but not notice the big piece of mud in your own?
Domania Aperture Harmonics K162	Posted - 2011.03.20 17:50:00 - [126] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Congradulations, you post a thread that is essentially a museum of your posts, and then a CCP Dev comes in and locks the topic because he is tired of seeing your posts and having to delete them, then he bans you. I want to redo my Dollar-Bill wish, but this time I want it to be a 100 Dollar Bill, and for nobody to rob it as well as all of my other specifications, and I will feel no shame or embarresment because I could really use 100 Dollars right now. Granted! However on your walk basking in the glory of your 100 dollar bill you trip and it blows away in the wind into a sewer gutter lost forever along with a few people giggling at you because it looked funny when you tripped. I wish this thread had more cowbell.
Epegi Givo Amarr Department of Redundancy Dpt.	Posted - 2011.03.21 00:54:00 - [127] Granted. Now wherever this thread is accessible in the world, there is a cowbell playing. Due to this thread being accessible anywhere in the world, the whole world has to listen to the pounding of the cowbell. By December 21st, 2012 the whole world has committed suicide. I wish Rebbecca Black had never recorded the song "Friday" They asked me if I was a God, and I said no, because God doesn't have an annoying sig.
Mordikye Beyond The Gates	Posted - 2011.03.21 08:43:00 - [128] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish Rebbecca Black had never recorded the song "Friday" Granted, Rebbecca never records the song "Friday" and her dreams are shattered. As many young female teens without hopes and dreams she turns to hardcore drugs and older men. She brings to term a baby which she attempts to leave in a dumpster - You happen to cross her path and think "Oh god what have I done!?" You approach her to try to tell her it will all be ok but she shanks you for ****** money. I wish the Library of Alexandria was never burned :( .................................................. '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
SamTing	Posted - 2011.03.21 09:10:00 - [129] "I wish the Library of Alexandria was never burned :(" Granted. Although the library was not burned down... it was destroyed by the Catholic Pope soon thereafter because he believed the texts contained within were "looking at him funny". This change in history also resulted in a wrong answer on your highschool history class test, pushing your grade from a D- to an F. After failing history so miserably you drop out of highschool and are doomed to roam the streets as a homeless person, forever. I wish I had never dislocated my shoulder playing a pickup game of football.
BladeRunner xXx	Posted - 2011.03.21 09:24:00 - [130] Granted, but your your team lost in the extended overtime by 1 point which your coach has a triple annurism(sp) which forces everyone on the team to spend the next 2 nights at a hotel with roaches as big as dogs. And they don't take "no" nicely. I wish Pres.Bush Jr was a woman running after Clinton with a Jamaican cigar.

Shandir Minmatar EVE University Ivy League	Posted - 2011.03.21 16:29:00 - [131] Originally by: BladeRunner xXx I wish Pres.Bush Jr was a woman running after Clinton with a Jamaican cigar. Granted, Sarah Palin is elected, and her newly found weed habit lowers her IQ further. What have you DONE! I wish there were no docking games. - Vote Trebor Daehdoow for CSM and Chairman of CSM. Trebor's Campaign Manifesto
Andrev Nox SOMER Blink Cognitive Development	Posted - 2011.03.21 20:17:00 - [132] Originally by: Shandir I wish there were no docking games. Granted, it is now impossible to undock. I wish I had diplomatic immunity.
Iolani Osi	Posted - 2011.03.22 02:24:00 - [133] "I wish I had diplomatic immunity." Granted, but Danny Glover shows up and "revokes" it. I wish it would stop snowing.
Sinep Gnol	Posted - 2011.03.22 10:25:00 - [134] Originally by: Iolani Osi I wish it would stop snowing. Granted, It's stopped, as you walk outside, it starts hailing balls the size of cars, and you just so happen to be under the first one. I wish I had that eggsalad sandwich fry got from the truck stop (Futurama). The one that made him super smart and indestructible(pretty much)
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.03.22 14:54:00 - [135] Granted. However, it was also full of arsenic, and you slowly fade out of consciousness and then die. I wish I had the ability to take over EVE. -- Why do you observe the piece of dirt in your brother's eye but not notice the big piece of mud in your own?
Aderata Nonkin Amarr	Posted - 2011.03.22 17:11:00 - [136] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish I had the ability to take over EVE. Granted. But due to an unfortunate nuclear holocaust the servers go offline and your only friend is a squashed fly. I wish I could have a co-pilot in my ship. -)Peace through supreme firepower(-
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.03.22 17:41:00 - [137] Granted. The Co-Pilot is a salvaged Rogue Drone AI Computer, and then it tries to kill you month later by turning off your pod's life-support. I Re-wsih that I could see some of CCP's ideas that never got off the ground. -- Why do you observe the piece of dirt in your brother's eye but not notice the big piece of mud in your own?
Vagilicious	Posted - 2011.03.23 08:23:00 - [138] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I want that free, genuine, unused copy of Windows 7 Enterprise 64-Bit + Service Pack 1 from my friend to finally get here. Granted. The postman runs as fast as he can to get your disc to you. Unfortunately in his haste he trips and lands on the package, smashing the disc to smithereens. Also he suffers a coronary from the overexertion and mail doesn't get delivered to your neighborhood for months, and you end up getting beaten up by your irate neighbours as a result. I wish I'd used a spare drive to try soldering ram into instead of my main drive with my eve install.
N0 Quarter Minmatar Deja Vu Holding	Posted - 2011.03.24 00:07:00 - [139] Ahahahahahaha. Wish Granted, but the outcome is still the same. I wish my throat would stop being sore... War does not determine who is right.. Only who is left.
Iolani Osi	Posted - 2011.03.24 05:42:00 - [140] "I wish my throat would stop being sore..." The sudden intense pain in your head makes you forget all about your sore throat. I wish there really were space whales in EvE.

Sader Rykane Amarr Midnight Sentinels Midnight Space Syndicate	Posted - 2011.03.24 05:50:00 - [141] Granted, but now PETA forms a space division and hounds us all because microwarpdrives may produce harmful emissions that are now putting said space whales on the endangered species list despite the fact that the space whales are populating like mad eventually filling up 50% of known Eve Space with their offspring and the other 50% with whale sperm, thus solving the mystery of why this game feels more like a submarine simulator than a spaceship game. I wish I hadn't thought of whale sperm.
Evolution1979	Posted - 2011.03.24 09:54:00 - [142] Originally by: Sader Rykane I wish I hadn't thought of whale sperm. Wish granted, instead you are thinking of horse sperm and how much you would like a cup of that, you get a cup and poor it down your throat, while a kindergartenclass look in terror, how you are swallowing the horse sperm. I wish, girls would find me attractive
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.03.24 15:19:00 - [143] Wish granted. I am working on a guide for that. Unfortunately, it is not yet finished, and it is going to cost $150 I wish I was a GM for at least 24 hours Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work.
Trixi Tronic Gallente Save the Space Whales	Posted - 2011.03.24 16:15:00 - [144] "I wish I was a GM for at least 24 hours I also wish for a Turkey Sandwich" Granted. However as you are only allowed one wish they are combined. You are a turkey sandwich for 24 hours. I wish I could work magic.
Evolution1979	Posted - 2011.03.24 17:29:00 - [145] Originally by: Trixi Tronic I wish I could work magic. Wish granted, you can now do magic, also you now look like harry potter I wish: for world peace
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.03.24 20:11:00 - [146] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 24/03/2011 20:14:19 Granted. Everyone in the worlds is dead except you and the person who granted the wish (me). Are you ready to undo the wish? I wish for a turkey sandwhich (again). Now I want Mayonase, I don't want tomatoes, I don't want any Zombie Turkey, I don't want to turn into a turkey or a turkey sandwhich myself, and I don't want any other surprises you got for me, alright? Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work.
N0 Quarter Minmatar Deja Vu Holding	Posted - 2011.03.24 23:40:00 - [147] Wish Granted! You get your mouth watering Sandwich, which smells awesome! Although, cause your mind and body are in a trance like state from eating this Sandwich, you get hit by a Bus from not paying attention where your walking. I wish for nothing bad to happen to me. War does not determine who is right.. Only who is left.
Evolution1979	Posted - 2011.03.25 07:03:00 - [148] Originally by: N0 Quarter I wish for nothing bad to happen to me. Granted, nothing bad happens to you, instead something terrible happens to you I wish i was like superman, faster then a speeding bullet, strong 100 men and unbreakable (you know what i mean)
Aderata Nonkin Amarr	Posted - 2011.03.25 15:14:00 - [149] Originally by: Evolution1979 I wish i was like superman, faster then a speeding bullet, strong 100 men and unbreakable (you know what i mean) Wish granted. A side-effect to being unbreakable is the growth of hair quadruples. Soon your vision disappears in the midst of 15 tons of unbreakable hair and you get lost on your way to the barber. I wish to go home from work now. -)Peace through supreme firepower(-
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.03.25 17:32:00 - [150] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 25/03/2011 17:35:27 Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 25/03/2011 17:32:30 Originally by: N0 Quarter Wish granted. But the turkey is a little dry. I wish for nothing bad to happen to me. AAAGGGHHH! THE TURKEY IS A LITTLE DRY! HOW COULD YOU SCREW UP SUCH A PERFECT WISH? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? Originally by: Aderata Nonkin Originally by: Evolution1979 I wish i was like superman, faster then a speeding bullet, strong 100 men and unbreakable (you know what i mean) Wish granted. A side-effect to being unbreakable is the growth of hair quadruples. Soon your vision disappears in the midst of 15 tons of unbreakable hair and you get lost on your way to the barber. I wish to go home from work now. Say what? I wish I had a 24-hour GM Pass. Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work.

N0 Quarter Minmatar Deja Vu Holding	Posted - 2011.03.25 21:45:00 - [151] Edited by: N0 Quarter on 25/03/2011 21:46:26 Wish Granted! Blizzard Entertainment send you a 24 hour GM Pass, which Teleports you to GM Island on the Land of Azeroth. You are now stuck with a bunch of Re-tards for the next 24 hours! I wish the shops came to me, so I dont have to move when I need something. War does not determine who is right.. Only who is left.
Evolution1979	Posted - 2011.03.25 22:43:00 - [152] Originally by: N0 Quarter Edited by: N0 Quarter on 25/03/2011 21:46:26 I wish the shops came to me, so I dont have to move when I need something. Wish granted, all the shops now come to you, little side effect is that the whole world now comes to you for doing their shopping, they wreck your home and you are now forced to live on the streets. I wish, i had a perfect life.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.03.26 03:20:00 - [153] Wish granted. But while you're playing God, Napoleon Bonapart takes over 3 fourths of your minature universe and then three fourths of your room, then your house, then your nieghborhood, then your city, your county, your country, your continent, and then finally, three fourths of this world. And then he takes over three fourhts of this star system, then this constellation, then this region, then this quadrant, then this galaxy, then this universal sector, then this universe, and it keeps repeating until he takes over three fourths of this dimension and then dies of critical existence failure. I want something to drink. Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work.
N0 Quarter Minmatar Deja Vu Holding	Posted - 2011.03.26 09:31:00 - [154] Wish Granted! Unfortunately it was highly flamable Rocket Fuel, and you end up being too close to a Fire Place, and you fart so the flames travel up your intestines, and into your stomach which causes you to EXPLODE!!!!!............ Don't you wish you had a Mop and Bucket? I wish.... for an extra wish. War does not determine who is right.. Only who is left.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.04.02 08:27:00 - [155] Granted. You have 5 seconds to make that wish. I want a way to make my dog shut up. Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work.
Vlad Cetes Caldari No.Mercy Merciless.	Posted - 2011.04.02 18:40:00 - [156] Granted, your dog dies. I wish for a beer.
Borgh Brainbasher Saint Industrial Services STEEL BROTHERHOOD	Posted - 2011.04.03 18:16:00 - [157] Originally by: Vlad Cetes I wish for a beer. granted, a bruine beer appears and mauls you. I wish to have my wish corrupted.
Istvaan Shogaatsu Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club	Posted - 2011.04.03 18:35:00 - [158] Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 03/04/2011 18:35:20 Originally by: Borgh Brainbasher I wish to have my wish corrupted. Your wish is not corrupted merely to spite you. I wish for someone to post after me.
Borgh Brainbasher Saint Industrial Services STEEL BROTHERHOOD	Posted - 2011.04.03 18:44:00 - [159] Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu I wish for someone to post after me.
SupaKudoRio	Posted - 2011.04.04 01:26:00 - [160] The previous poster didn't make a wish and therefore ceases to exist. I wish I had a cup of hot chocolate with little marshmallows. Ye'llo?

Forum Troll Trolling Forum Trolling Corp	Posted - 2011.04.04 09:12:00 - [161] you have a cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows but the hot chocolate is too hot and you burn your tongue preventing you from enjoying the flavor of the hot chocolate. I wish for rigs that give slots that have low fitting and skill requirements that give a low or medium slot on offer for a respectable price on the market
kratos candre	Posted - 2011.04.05 06:13:00 - [162] Originally by: Forum Troll Trolling you have a cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows but the hot chocolate is too hot and you burn your tongue preventing you from enjoying the flavor of the hot chocolate. I wish for rigs that give slots that have low fitting and skill requirements that give a low or medium slot on offer for a respectable price on the market Wish Granted, Upon adding module to said slot.....Your ship explodes; taking with it the station and everyone in it. You are now -10 forever and cannot grind up your standings. I wish I had a pen is.
Mordikye Beyond The Gates	Posted - 2011.04.06 12:49:00 - [163] Originally by: kratos candre I wish I had a pen is. IS in World War Two (Thanks google) was the abbreviated model title for Joseph Stalin's line of tanks fielded against the german panzer divisions. You're new Joseph-Stalin Pen can now only write conditions of surrender to already defeated Corporations/Alliances in EVE Online. That's Handy. I wish Stephen Harper (Prime Minister of Canada) would knock on my door so I could kick him in the balls. .................................................. '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf Amarr	Posted - 2011.04.06 13:38:00 - [164] Wish granted, he knocks on your door, you kick him in the groin only to find out he's wearing a hockey cup shortly before his bodyguards punch you out and cavity search you for any hidden weapons before taking you to jail. I wish I could mount a covert ops cloak on my Machariel.
Netheranthem Nether Corporation	Posted - 2011.04.06 16:49:00 - [165] Edited by: Netheranthem on 06/04/2011 16:49:39 Originally by: DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf Wish granted, he knocks on your door, you kick him in the groin only to find out he's wearing a hockey cup shortly before his bodyguards punch you out and cavity search you for any hidden weapons before taking you to jail. I wish I could mount a covert ops cloak on my Machariel. Unfortunately you didn't have any CPU left after that. I wish I had a trillion ISK
Iolani Osi	Posted - 2011.04.06 18:07:00 - [166] "I wish I had a trillion ISK" Granted. But your account is permanently banned and you have no way to get at it. I wish I had a brand new top of the line gaming laptop.
Vogue Short Bus Pole Dancers	Posted - 2011.04.06 21:25:00 - [167] Granted you get a top of the line quantum multiplex gaming laptop. You can break all existing 4 dimensional encryption. You accumulate a wealth of the world's well kept dirty secrets. You become a fugitive. Special Circumstances thanks you for your time. .................................................. Fortress Of Solitude
Deucaliona Amarr Myaxis	Posted - 2011.04.07 15:36:00 - [168] I wish that the poster above knew how to make a wish.
Last Wolf Umbra Wing	Posted - 2011.04.09 23:51:00 - [169] You are now the poster of which you speak, since you are him you know everything about him, including how he knows how to make a wish. I wish I had a 2012 subaru WRX that was parked outside my house, titled in my name, paid off in fulland that I had the keys in my pocket. Oh no you don't! Incoming witty reply, ETA: 300 seconds!
Mag's the united Negative Ten.	Posted - 2011.04.10 00:03:00 - [170] Originally by: Last Wolf You are now the poster of which you speak, since you are him you know everything about him, including how he knows how to make a wish. I wish I had a 2012 subaru WRX that was parked outside my house, titled in my name, paid off in fulland that I had the keys in my pocket. Wish granted. But when you actually looked closer, you find it's just a KIA ceed with WRX badgers on. I wish we could keep these forums, instead of the new fail ones. (That will, let's face it, never work right.) Originally by: Allestin Villimar Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it. Originally by: Torothanax Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive.

Bhattran	Posted - 2011.04.10 15:24:00 - [171] Originally by: Mag's Originally by: Last Wolf You are now the poster of which you speak, since you are him you know everything about him, including how he knows how to make a wish. I wish I had a 2012 subaru WRX that was parked outside my house, titled in my name, paid off in fulland that I had the keys in my pocket. Wish granted. But when you actually looked closer, you find it's just a KIA ceed with WRX badgers on. I wish we could keep these forums, instead of the new fail ones. (That will, let's face it, never work right.) Granted, you can keep them bookmarked when they get archived again, or if you choose to DL them to your drive. I wish SWTOR was released so I could go play a space game that is going to be friendly to WOW play styles and likely small annoying children then get ****ed at it for being as such. Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh I'm gonna keep my baby, mmm...
Opertone Caldari World - of - Empire Cassiopeia.	Posted - 2011.04.10 21:07:00 - [172] Edited by: Opertone on 10/04/2011 21:07:59 Granted. You spend a lot of time playing SWTOR online. Until the day you get permanently banned for annoying children abuse, get charged for massive little children suicide and end locked up in a mental clinic for next 24 months. I wish eve was cured from MACRO bears.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.04.11 13:06:00 - [173] Granted. EVE is now polluted with Macro Lions. I wish for a game that wouldn't crash randomly while I was playing it. Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work.
Akaru Ke'lsharr	Posted - 2011.04.11 16:06:00 - [174] Edited by: Akaru Ke''lsharr on 11/04/2011 16:14:44 Granted, but you now you have narcolepsy. When ever you're playing a game now YOU crash. I wish for superpowers.
Peri Simone	Posted - 2011.04.12 01:47:00 - [175] Granted. You are now Fireball, able to spontaneously combust using the power of your mind. I wish I was a little bit taller.
Matt Armada Gallente Post Apocalyptic Convenience Store	Posted - 2011.04.12 09:03:00 - [176] Originally by: Peri Simone Granted. You are now Fireball, able to spontaneously combust using the power of your mind. I wish I was a little bit taller. Granted. You become a bit taller, but unfortunally your metabolism increases as well to compensate for the extra materials in your body that helped you get taller and you thus require more food in order to simply survive, thus increasing your food bills two fold as well as requiring you to take in said food more often. Also, sadly, some...'things'...must shrink in order to accommodate this height change. I wish I had more money in my bank account.
Raymond Chevrolet	Posted - 2011.04.12 12:04:00 - [177] Granted. Your balance has increased by a penny. I wish for world peace.
chaosyourgod Minmatar Virtual Warriors IMPERIAL LEGI0N	Posted - 2011.04.12 12:26:00 - [178] Originally by: Raymond Chevrolet I wish for world peace. Granted, all forms of life live peacefully, never killing eacth other ever again, everyone dies of starvation... i wish eve had mechs the truth is but a lie
Cornwalace	Posted - 2011.04.12 12:57:00 - [179] Originally by: chaosyourgod i wish eve had mechs Granted - Eve focuses most of their time/energy into the mech world of Eve Online, leaving everything that was backlogged is never looked at. Ever. I wish ccp would address the backlog of what needs to be addressed in Eve (or at least communicate how far they've come along in trying to address it)
Chris Bailey	Posted - 2011.04.12 13:17:00 - [180] I like horses

Eda Bei	Posted - 2011.04.12 13:29:00 - [181] "I wish ccp would address the backlog of what needs to be addressed in Eve (or at least communicate how far they've come along in trying to address it) " Granted. CCP announces that they've decided their players are a bunch of whiney pants crybabies who won't be happy no matter what the company does so they are abandoning everything in the backlog. So now you know. I wish I knew just how much the poster above me likes horses.
Landrae Gallente	Posted - 2011.04.12 20:28:00 - [182] Edited by: Landrae on 12/04/2011 20:28:07 He likes horses more than you can possibly know, so much in fact he married one. I wish I was married to the real life version of Lightning from Final Fantasy 13. ------------------------------------------------- If pro is the opposite of con, then isn't congress the opposite of progress?
Peri Simone	Posted - 2011.04.12 20:35:00 - [183] Granted. The images will haunt you forever. I wish I could live forever, without growing physically older, until I wanted to stop. PS. And I can totally deal with my friends and loved ones passing away as I live on into the future, so don't try and pull that old chestnut out of the bag.
Peri Simone	Posted - 2011.04.12 20:38:00 - [184] Originally by: Landrae I wish I was married to the real life version of Lightning from Final Fantasy 13. Granted. Sadly she doesn't wish to be married to you, and files for divorce within the hour. My wish above.
Matt Armada Gallente Post Apocalyptic Convenience Store	Posted - 2011.04.13 00:48:00 - [185] Originally by: Peri Simone Granted. The images will haunt you forever. I wish I could live forever, without growing physically older, until I wanted to stop. PS. And I can totally deal with my friends and loved ones passing away as I live on into the future, so don't try and pull that old chestnut out of the bag. Granted. After Eighty years of life with no change the goverment draws onto your ability and takes you into custody, deciding to experiment on you in order to find the secret to your ever lasting life, and refusing to let you go even if you do decide to let yourself age normally. I wish they would make another Homeworld game
Cornwalace	Posted - 2011.04.26 13:56:00 - [186] Originally by: Matt Armada I wish they would make another Homeworld game It's being made. It won't come out until 2018. Maybe. I wish time would go by faster.

CCP Shadow C C P C C P Alliance	Posted - 2011.04.26 14:45:00 - [187] Originally by: Cornwalace Originally by: Matt Armada I wish they would make another Homeworld game It's being made. It won't come out until 2018. Maybe. I wish time would go by faster. Granted! Sort of. You are abducted by a brilliant but misguided amateur pharmacologist who was kicked out of med school in his second year. Something about ethics. And watching way too much of the Hueco Mundo stuff in Bleach, but we'll get to that momentarily. Anyway, he pulls a Dexter on you with a syringe and next thing you know you're in a sterile white room, strapped to a gurney, and unable to move or feel your extremities. Unbeknownst to you, the sociopath who abducted you also pithed you while you were under - as done with frogs "back in the day". Most unfortunate. This is where Bleach comes in. He injects you with a chemical of his own creation that makes you hypersensitive to the passing of time. So, in a sense, your mind and its perception of time is moving a thousand times faster than the rest of us. The experience, then, is that every real second seems to pass one thousand times slower for you. Your thoughts quite literally running circles around everyone and everything around you at hyperspeed. Only for you, we speak and move at an impossibly slow pace. "Why does it take the syringe guy an hour to blink?!" You live a healthy life to the age of 73, your sustenance provided by your deviant benefactor, but your experience of that life is roughly 73,000 years (minus your current age that passed with normal perceptions) strapped to a gurney in a sterile white room looking at the ceiling. I wish I could find Jack Daniel's & Cola sold by the bottle in Shanghai. Wait! I did. But I haven't opened it yet so that's not to blame for the corrupted wish above. That's just how I am. So then... I wish that life for us knuckle-dragging humans advanced to become like life in the Culture (in the Iain M. Banks novels).

Istvaan Shogaatsu Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club	Posted - 2011.04.26 14:54:00 - [188] Originally by: CCP Shadow So then... I wish that life for us knuckle-dragging humans advanced to become like life in the Culture (in the Iain M. Banks novels). It does. Humans grow to be incredibly self-sufficient. Science answers every question ever asked, and provides for every desire humans could possibly have. Their life spans extend for hundreds of years, and then even longer still, thanks to advanced medicine. Humanity grows bored. It does not encounter any other alien races as it expands through the milky way, then neighbouring galaxies. There are no Idirans to fight, no wars to rattle things up, merely laurels to rest upon and philosophies philosophized a billion times before. After a few billion generations, humanity grows weary of the whole existence business, and commits a simple and abrupt mass suicide, as determined by unanimous vote. I wish for pizza.
Lykouleon Bad Kitty Inc.	Posted - 2011.04.27 00:43:00 - [189] Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu I wish for pizza. It is done! However, the delivery driver arrives 40 minutes late, refuses to take your coupon, and drives through your azalea bush on the way out of the drive-way. They also messed up your order and put anchovies, pineapples, and what looks like a fungus on your delicious pie. I wish for world peace! (have fun with this...) Don't click on this. No, really, don't, it'll make your eyes bleed.
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate Narwhals Ate My Duck	Posted - 2011.04.27 04:21:00 - [190] Originally by: Lykouleon I wish for world peace! (have fun with this...) Granted, A Gamma Ray Burst incinerates all life on planet earth. Human population is exactly zero. That means zero countries are at war, zero people are fighting, zero people are unhappy. World Peace! Rest in Peace! I wish I had more fun corrupting that last wish. and further more why do i even need a sig?

Heroltior Ghedonia	Posted - 2011.04.27 08:26:00 - [191] Originally by: Culmen Originally by: Lykouleon I wish for world peace! (have fun with this...) Granted, A Gamma Ray Burst incinerates all life on planet earth. Human population is exactly zero. That means zero countries are at war, zero people are fighting, zero people are unhappy. World Peace! Rest in Peace! I wish I had more fun corrupting that last wish. Granted. But in your shear excitement, you accidentally throw yourself out of a 4 story building and break your back. You spend the rest of you vegetative life motionless and unable to urinate and defecate without the assistance of various tubes. I wish life was a Charlie Brown skit for one day.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.13 17:40:00 - [192] Originally by: Heroltior Ghedonia Originally by: Culmen Originally by: Lykouleon I wish for world peace! (have fun with this...) Granted, A Gamma Ray Burst incinerates all life on planet earth. Human population is exactly zero. That means zero countries are at war, zero people are fighting, zero people are unhappy. World Peace! Rest in Peace! I wish I had more fun corrupting that last wish. Granted. But in your shear excitement, you accidentally throw yourself out of a 4 story building and break your back. You spend the rest of you vegetative life motionless and unable to urinate and defecate without the assistance of various tubes. I wish life was a Charlie Brown skit for one day. Congradulations, now are now an Oscar Myer Hotdog. I wish that Harmony Gold didn't start being idiots. If that didn't happen, FASA wouldn't have gone out of business. P.S.: Will I get in trouble for resurrecting this thread? What is with the stupid 2-minute cooldown? And why do the settings never save themselves?
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.05.14 03:44:00 - [193] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish that Harmony Gold didn't start being idiots. If that didn't happen, FASA wouldn't have gone out of business. P.S.: Will I get in trouble for resurrecting this thread? Granted. FASA never went out of buisness and went on to make a BattleTech movie. Set before the annihilation of clan smoke jaguar. It gave the Word of Blake magic powers, made all the clans into violent black people, made Prince Davion an offensively flaming homosexual and had Karensky return with aliens. It ****d all nostalgia for the series and was hailed as worse than the phantom menace. BattleTech is permanently buried, no further Mechwarrior games are planned, no fan mods for Crysis are made. I wish this thread would live forever. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.17 04:11:00 - [194] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 17/05/2011 04:12:01 Bzzt. Because I can't find a way to corrpt your wish, I just zapped you with 9001 StunGuns. I wish insert random wish here ________________________________________________ Bzzt.
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.17 06:15:00 - [195] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 17/05/2011 04:12:01 Bzzt. Because I can't find a way to corrpt your wish, I just zapped you with 9001 StunGuns. I wish insert random wish here Granted, you wished to be sodomized by dingo wearing artillery shells as condoms. You are sodomized then eaten. I wish the console tards would realize that the PC is the better First Person Shooter platform. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Cornwalace	Posted - 2011.05.18 16:57:00 - [196] Originally by: Culmen I wish the console tards would realize that the PC is the better First Person Shooter platform. They do. Suddenly, Console companies start making their crappy computer games for computers. The games that were bad on a console are now worse on a computer. I wish Firefly came back.
Miss Yanumano Caldari	Posted - 2011.05.18 19:05:00 - [197] Originally by: Cornwalace I wish Firefly came back. Granted, but it's canceled 6 episodes later by Fox getting an injunction against it in court pending copyright infringement and further investigation. I wish my that blasters would be top notch again!
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.19 05:07:00 - [198] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 19/05/2011 05:08:11 Originally by: Miss Yanumano Edited by: Miss Yanumano on 18/05/2011 20:35:04 Originally by: Cornwalace I wish Firefly came back. Granted, but it's canceled 6 episodes later by Fox getting an injunction against it in court pending copyright infringement and further investigation. I wish that blasters would be top notch again! Since you should have wished for something better, I will change your wish to "I wish the world wouldn't end" Wish granted. However, upon the world entering the new Golden Age by 2012, your other wish doesn't come true, and it also gets worse for you. That is because making Blasters Top-Notch again is the very thing that would cause the end of the world, which is why CCP also bans you from EVE exactly 24 hours before your death, and they hire a CIA Agent to "Dissapear" you, and make the public think you were dead, but you are actually in a top secret underground labratory, taking HORRIBLE tests. I also wish that the world wouldn't end. ________________________________________________ I swear, on most forums these days, the people who have been on for long periods of times are usually idiots, except for those in charge
Lev Aeris United Amarr Templar Legion Fidelas Constans	Posted - 2011.05.19 12:35:00 - [199] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Since you should have wished for something better, I will change your wish to "I wish the world wouldn't end" Wish granted. However, upon the world entering the new Golden Age by 2012, your other wish doesn't come true, and it also gets worse for you. That is because making Blasters Top-Notch again is the very thing that would cause the end of the world, which is why CCP also bans you from EVE exactly 24 hours before your death, and they hire a CIA Agent to "Dissapear" you, and make the public think you were dead, but you are actually in a top secret underground labratory, taking HORRIBLE tests. I also wish that the world wouldn't end. A cataclysmic solar even knocks the planet of earth out of solar orbit into interstellar space, preventing the death by nova we would have faced in 4 billion years. The surface of the earth goes into an ice age due to the lack of sunlight, causing 99.9% of humanity to go extinct. The few survivors live in underground super bunkers powered by nuclear reactors. Unfortunately during the cataclysm all records of human literature and history are destroyed, except 10,000 copies of Jersey Shore on DVD. I wish that the wing commander series was brought back.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.19 15:51:00 - [200] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 19/05/2011 15:51:52 Originally by: Lev Aeris The few survivors live in underground super bunkers powered by nuclear reactors. Unfortunately during the cataclysm all records of human literature and history are destroyed, except 10,000 copies of Jersey Shore on DVD. That is why humans would start offworld colonies before it happened. Alternate, less corrupted conclusion: Humans start using tools to move there own planet to another star that just formed, which actually isn't very far away. The recent invention of the first Warp Engine helps reduce the time it takes to move the planet. However, they ended up knockiing another planet out of orbit in order to start orbiting the new star. Originally by: Lev Aeris I wish that the wing commander series was brought back. I never heard of it. I wish for a Thermos that actually worked. ________________________________________________ I swear, on most forums these days, the people who have been on for long periods of times are usually idiots, except for those in charge

Miso Hawnee	Posted - 2011.05.20 05:34:00 - [201] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish for a Thermos that actually worked. You get your wish, a fully functional thermos that always keeps its contents warm. The downside is that it is lined with depleted uranium. You die a slow horrible death to radiation sickness, but your soup is warm! I wish that Amaroq Dricaldari would stop disregarding wishes and making up his own questions.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.20 15:04:00 - [202] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 20/05/2011 15:04:58 Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 20/05/2011 15:04:25 Originally by: Miso Hawnee Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish for a Thermos that actually worked. You get your wish, a fully functional thermos that always keeps its contents warm. The downside is that it is lined with depleted uranium. You die a slow horrible death to radiation sickness, but your soup is warm! I wish that Amaroq Dricaldari would stop disregarding wishes and making up his own questions. Depleted Uranium isn't Radioactive. Uranium is only radioactive when it is NOT depleted. When it is depleted, it has reached the end of it's Half-Life and is no longer radioactive (and can also no longer be used in powerplants or bombs, but it can still be used to make extremely heavy bullets). ________________________________________________ I swear, on most forums these days, the people who have been on for long periods of times are usually idiots, except for those in charge
stoicfaux Gallente	Posted - 2011.05.20 18:08:00 - [203] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Depleted Uranium isn't Radioactive. Uranium is only radioactive when it is NOT depleted. When it is depleted, it has reached the end of it's Half-Life and is no longer radioactive (and can also no longer be used in powerplants or bombs, but it can still be used to make extremely heavy bullets). Your wish to point out ignorance in other people is granted. Go to foxnews.com, read the user comments sections, and point out ignorance. I wish that the United States had a much better public education system. ----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
Miso Hawnee	Posted - 2011.05.20 20:12:00 - [204] Originally by: stoicfaux Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Depleted Uranium isn't Radioactive. Uranium is only radioactive when it is NOT depleted. When it is depleted, it has reached the end of it's Half-Life and is no longer radioactive (and can also no longer be used in powerplants or bombs, but it can still be used to make extremely heavy bullets). Your wish to point out ignorance in other people is granted. Go to foxnews.com, read the user comments sections, and point out ignorance. I wish that the United States had a much better public education system. Granted, The US develops a world class public education system. Incidentally Amaroq develops a 5th grade reading and comprehension level and the ability to operate google.com. This allows him to discover that DU is actually still radioactive and a hazard to health when ingestion is involved. He also learns the meaning of the word slow. Meanwhile the US education system continues to improve for generations until the point where the pursuit of scientific knowledge becomes akin to a religion. The highly educated populace becomes so focused on discovery and science that they all forget to copulate and the nation dies off. I wish that I wasn't such a raging *******.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.21 07:44:00 - [205] In case you are wondering,my IQ is at least in the 180's, maybe higher. Oh, yeah, wish granted. There is no point corrupting a wish that benefits everyone. I wish people would listen to the smarter people who actually know what they are doing. ________________________________________________ I swear, on most forums these days, the people who have been on for long periods of times are usually idiots, except for those in charge
Miso Hawnee	Posted - 2011.05.21 08:55:00 - [206] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari In case you are wondering,my IQ is at least in the 180's, maybe higher. Oh, yeah, wish granted. There is no point corrupting a wish that benefits everyone. I wish people would listen to the smarter people who actually know what they are doing. LOL I wasn't wondering boy wonder. Glad to know that you are an elitist and pretentious. I work with top level engineers from the worlds best engineering schools in the field every day. These are the same geniuses that test rotation on an unsecured 480 volt motor and cause it to go phase to phase. A million dollars worth of education sitting at a table and they are the ones the most likely to get you killed. I've seen seven of them in a huddle trying to figure out how to unclog a drain. Meanwhile a laborer from china with no higher education unclogs the drain while they are still thinking about it. "The problem with IQ tests and educational assessments of a person's intelligence is that they do not measure actual intelligence. An IQ test is a set of hypothetical situations and abstract shape and pattern matching questions that can determine a person's ability to reason about abstraction, but intelligence is more than reasoning ability. Real world situations requiring actual knowledge are more important to a person's ability to thrive in life than any abstract measurement of their pattern matching abilities." Wish granted. Engineers at a firm are all concerned that a clogged storm drain is causing rainwater to flood the parking lot, threatening to flood the workshop. They try in vain to use a fork truck and plywood palette as a makeshift plunger. They fail and retreat to the loading dock to theorize another solution. In the mean time the shop welder gets a compressed air line and a 10 ft stick of 3/4" PVC conduit. He inserts the conduit into the clogged line and shoots compressed air into the choke point where the clog exists, clearing the drain in 45 seconds. I wish for a successful world wide movement of anarcho-syndicalism.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.21 10:06:00 - [207] Since I couldn't understand what you just said, I will ignore it temporariliy until I think of a way to corrupt it I wish a CCP Dev would look at my Fan-Made EVE Poster. ________ Posters for EVE
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.22 02:12:00 - [208] Anyone still making wishes? Look, the world didn't end, and won't anytime soon. I will repeat my wish (see above). ________ Posters for EVE
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.22 02:35:00 - [209] Originally by: Lev Aeris I wish that the wing commander series was brought back. Since Lev Aeris didn't get his wish corrupted, and it's the last wish before derail. I'm rolling back to his wish. The Wing Commander series is brought back, Christopher Blair is brought back to life by ret con. Mark Hamil get's pulled off Batman Arkham City, as a result that game never gets completed, resulting in thousands of Batman fans rioting in the streets. Continuing the tradition of live action movies, players of wing commander have to stare at Mark Hamil for hours on end. This is a recent photo. You begin throwing up after 2 hours of Cutscenes, and die of dehydration because your local hospital is filled up by overweight heat stroke patients who were attempting to riot while wearing a full rubber Batman suit. I wish Privateer 2's didn't suck. Seriously, a sci-fi game with both Brian Blessed and Christopher Walken?!? How could they screw that up? PS as you figured out, I recognize your name Lev. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Bane Necran Furtim Vigilans	Posted - 2011.05.22 02:50:00 - [210] Originally by: Miso Hawnee I wish for a successful world wide movement of anarcho-syndicalism. It turns out everyone is in fact ruled by a king, and they were unaware of it because they didn't remember voting for him.

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.22 04:34:00 - [211] Wish granted. As you wished for nothing, to nothing you return I once again repeat my most recent wish (about posters for EVE) ________ Posters for EVE
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.22 05:22:00 - [212] Edited by: Culmen on 22/05/2011 05:23:26 Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Wish granted. As you wished for nothing, to nothing you return I once again repeat my most recent wish (about posters for EVE) Granted, A dev looks at your poster. He hates it. He hates it so much he concludes you are a detriment to the EvE Online community. He arranges for you to be banned permanently, and just to make sure bans your IP address and credit card. CCP then hires someone to keep tabs should you change any of the two. I wish this thread would stop getting derailed. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Xercodo Amarr Daj'Juntar	Posted - 2011.05.22 06:46:00 - [213] Originally by: Culmen Granted, A dev looks at your poster. He hates it. He hates it so much he concludes you are a detriment to the EvE Online community. He arranges for you to be banned permanently, and just to make sure bans your IP address and credit card. CCP then hires someone to keep tabs should you change any of the two. I wish this thread would stop getting derailed. Granted, you then spend so much time on this thread that you **** up your job and lose your house in the process. I wish i knew the mathematical relationship between astronomical physics and quantum physics. -------------------------------------------------- The drake is a lie
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.22 08:00:00 - [214] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 22/05/2011 08:00:38 Wish granted. Your brain grows so fast, that it pushes against your skull with enough force to crack it into tiny little pieces. I wish for the same thing, except I will be more specfic: A Dev likes it and CCP Publishes it and the poster is put up on the walls of various buildings around the world, and it attracts alot of attention to EVE Online and the game eventually has over 1,000,000 players. What could go wrong? ________ Posters for EVE
Shira Elan	Posted - 2011.05.22 09:06:00 - [215] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 22/05/2011 08:00:38 Wish granted. Your brain grows so fast, that it pushes against your skull with enough force to crack it into tiny little pieces. I wish for the same thing, except I will be more specfic: A Dev likes it and CCP Publishes it and the poster is put up on the walls of various buildings around the world, and it attracts alot of attention to EVE Online and the game eventually has over 1,000,000 players. What could go wrong? Wish granted. 1 million players join EVE, but CCP gets greedy and hoping to generate even more interest, implements the "New Game Enhancement." I wish for 1 billion dollars, with all else equal.
Arianhod Red Dwarf Mining Corporation space weaponry and trade	Posted - 2011.05.23 04:39:00 - [216] Originally by: Shira Elan I wish for 1 billion dollars, with all else equal. Granted. The USA defaults having hit the 14.3 Trillion limit and the Republicans concentrate on the more important matter of a certain birth certificate. I wish for the Restoration of the Haruhiist faction. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Haruhiists - Redeclaring open warfare on Out of Pod since 2010.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:08:00 - [217] Originally by: Shira Elan Wish granted. 1 million players join EVE, but CCP gets greedy and hoping to generate even more interest, implements the "New Game Enhancement." What new Game Enhancement? Originally by: Arianhod I wish for the Restoration of the Haruhiist faction. I have never heard of that faction, but here is my attempt to corrupt it. Upon restoration of the Haruhiist faction, someone assinates you because they hate what you did. I wish the ships in EVE had 15% more color. ________ [url=http://www.moddb.com/members/amaroqthewolf/images/eve-online-tyranis-poster-fan-made#imagebox"]Posters for EVE[/url]
Epegi Givo Amarr Department of Redundancy Dpt.	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:10:00 - [218] Granted. The haruhiists are restored and begin a violent takeover of the world. You are one of the first innocents slain. I wish I was Cthulhu They asked me if I was a God, and I said no, because God shows mercy.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:14:00 - [219] Originally by: Epegi Givo Granted. The haruhiists are restored and begin a violent takeover of the world. You are one of the first innocents slain. I wish I was Cthulhu I got to him first, please correct your post. Wish granted, but then you die of a random heart attack that was meant for him. I repeat my wish see above ________ [url=http://www.moddb.com/members/amaroqthewolf/images/eve-online-tyranis-poster-fan-made#imagebox"]Posters for EVE[/url]
Thargat Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:25:00 - [220] Edited by: Thargat on 23/05/2011 06:25:11 Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish the ships in EVE had 15% more color. Wish granted: With Eve so more colorful the world suddenly looks even more dull and grey. You spend too much time playing, lose your job and end up on the street without passing go. I wish Dust 514 becomes epic. Necroing the old 0.0 thread

Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:33:00 - [221] Originally by: Thargat I wish Dust 514 becomes epic. Granted, it becomes Epic! Epic Fail to be precise. CCP goes bankrupt and sells EvE to SOE, they introduce NGE after losing all your credit card information to hackers. I wish I didn't need to sleep. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Epegi Givo Amarr Department of Redundancy Dpt.	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:50:00 - [222] Granted. You no longer need to sleep. This is because you are dead from being dragged behind a car for 30 miles. I wish I had included my signature in this post.
Thargat Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:52:00 - [223] Edited by: Thargat on 23/05/2011 06:53:46 Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had included my signature in this post. Granted. You did but then it vanished and "the logs show nothing". Tomorrow your sig will be sold on e-bay for $1.000.000 of which you get NONE. I wish energy was free. Necroing the old 0.0 thread
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:57:00 - [224] Originally by: Thargat I wish energy was free. Granted, energy is liberated from matter all over the world. It goes on a rampage destroying the entire planet. I wish I could control my computer with my mind. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Thargat Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2011.05.23 07:15:00 - [225] Originally by: Culmen I wish I could control my computer with my mind. Granted. Too bad it works both ways. Cause of death: Bluescreen. I wish the locking range wasn't limited to 250km. Necroing the old 0.0 thread
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 07:21:00 - [226] Originally by: Thargat [Granted. You did but then it vanished and "the logs show nothing". Tomorrow your sig will be sold on e-bay for $1.000.000 of which you get NONE. Please do not take the following as trolling. Using periods instead of commas means that those are decimal points, not place value indicators. So it is a grand totaal of 1 dollar. What you should have said was 1,000,000 and not 1.000.000. Sorry for the correction. Originally by: Thargat I wish the locking range wasn't limited to 250km. Wish granted. It is now limited to 1 Meter. ________ Fan-Made EVE Poster
Thargat Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2011.05.23 07:24:00 - [227] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Originally by: Thargat [Granted. You did but then it vanished and "the logs show nothing". Tomorrow your sig will be sold on e-bay for $1.000.000 of which you get NONE. Please do not take the following as trolling. Using periods instead of commas means that those are decimal points, not place value indicators. So it is a grand totaal of 1 dollar. What you should have said was 1,000,000 and not 1.000.000. Sorry for the correction. Originally by: Thargat I wish the locking range wasn't limited to 250km. Wish granted. It is now limited to 1 Meter. Depending on the language settings You didn't make a wish. <thread close to die> Necroing the old 0.0 thread
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 08:53:00 - [228] Originally by: Thargat You didn't make a wish. <thread close to die> I apologize. I wish for the ships in EVE to have better Bumpmapping. ________ Fan-Made EVE Poster
Aus Mote Gallente Project Sinkhole Command	Posted - 2011.05.23 12:13:00 - [229] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish for the ships in EVE to have better Bumpmapping. Granted. But once done, over half of the playerbase complains about CCP working on graphics, not fixing the game. The result is the CCP graphics artists ragequiting, resulting in no new graphics for a turbulent period of five years. I wish EVE was the all-encompassing Sci-Fi simulator it was intended to be. ----- "It also means "Honest thought" in Estonian (Aus M)te)"
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 13:27:00 - [230] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 23/05/2011 13:28:40 Wish granted. It now costs a hundred dollars just to download the client, 75 dollars to upgrade to a new build, 50 dollars to download a new patch, it costs 25 dollars a week to play, the client itself is 50 gigabytes, and you have to purchase and install each expansion seperately, at a price of 20 dollars per expansion, and newer expansions don't include features from previous expansions. Congradulations. It also requires a Skynet Super Computer just to play it on the lowest settings without having it run at one frame every 5 seconds. I wish for a way to get the environmentalists to shut the **** up without me having to kill all of them. ________ The little things

Cornwalace	Posted - 2011.05.24 01:00:00 - [231] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 23/05/2011 15:10:14 Wish granted. It now costs a hundred dollars just to download the client, 75 dollars to upgrade to a new build, 50 dollars to download a new patch, it costs 25 dollars a week to play, the client itself is 50 gigabytes, and you have to purchase and install each expansion seperately, at a price of 20 dollars per expansion, and newer expansions don't include features from previous expansions. Congradulations. It also requires a Skynet Super Computer just to play it on the lowest settings without having it run at one frame every 5 seconds. I wish for a way to get the trolls to shut the **** up without me having to kill all of them. You could have just said "It turns into WoW." We would have understood.. Anyway, back to the wishes... They do shut up. The forums become serious business, and quite simply, boring. Nobody visits the forums anymore, and CCP doesn't get some of their info about glitches because of it, and the Eve progression slows to a crawl. I wish for the current Eve Universe to double in size
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.24 02:34:00 - [232] Originally by: Cornwalace I wish for the current Eve Universe to double in size Granted, all gates and stations are moved further apart. A 20 au warp becomes a 40 au warp etc. Still that's enough to convince an major influx of n00bs. Much lag ensues. I wish my computer was faster. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Aus Mote Gallente Project Sinkhole Command	Posted - 2011.05.24 04:21:00 - [233] Originally by: Culmen I wish my computer was faster. Granted. Your computer becomes so amazingly fast that the governments of the world begin to fear its capabilities. They confiscate it from you with force, leaving you down a computer and perhaps a house. I wish everything in-game was free (for me). ----- "It also means "Honest thought" in Estonian (Aus M)te)"
Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest Imperial Radiant Empire	Posted - 2011.05.24 13:01:00 - [234] Granted. You find a bot which makes everything free for you. However the GMs spot this and permaban you for causing inflation. I wish that I could fly a HAC. Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
Lev Aeris United Amarr Templar Legion Fidelas Constans	Posted - 2011.05.24 13:17:00 - [235] Originally by: Chevalleis Granted. You find a bot which makes everything free for you. However the GMs spot this and permaban you for causing inflation. I wish that I could fly a HAC. Wish granted. You learn to fly an Eagle, and everybody laughs at you. You die repeatedly to vagabonds, and even lose to a maller solo. I wish for another Eve expansion that is as good as Apocrypha this year.
Cornwalace	Posted - 2011.05.24 17:45:00 - [236] Edited by: Cornwalace on 24/05/2011 17:45:51 Originally by: Lev Aeris Wish granted. You learn to fly an Eagle, and everybody laughs at you. You die repeatedly to vagabonds, and even lose to a maller solo. I wish for another Eve expansion that is as good as Apocrypha this year. Granted, you get an expansion that is better than Apocrypha. It costs $69.95 at your local electronics store. It's in blue-ray. The CD needs to be running to play the game as well. I wish we got more (non-cryptic) answers about the mysterious Sleepers.
Epegi Givo Amarr Department of Redundancy Dpt.	Posted - 2011.05.25 05:03:00 - [237] Granted. CCP details out the long, terrible, horrifying story of how the sleepers came to be. When you finish reading it, you immediately become comatose from fright, and lie in the hospital until you die. I wish that the person below me is filled with the need to poke his or her left knee once every day. They asked me if I was a God, and I said no, because God shows mercy.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.25 05:40:00 - [238] Wish granted. However, it applies to the person 3 posts below, not directly below you. I wish I had the best Signarute in the world. ________ The little things
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.25 11:21:00 - [239] Bump for great justice. I repeat my previous wish. ________ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Aus Mote Gallente Project Sinkhole Command	Posted - 2011.05.25 11:42:00 - [240] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish I had the best Signature in the world. Granted. But by nature of it being the best Signature in the world, it is also the most resource consuming. CCP's servers die in a spectacular fire due to trying to display your signature. I wish I was the best of the best at PvP. ----- "It also means "Honest thought" in Estonian (Aus M)te)"

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.26 02:29:00 - [241] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 26/05/2011 05:51:22 Originally by: Aus Mote Granted. But by nature of it being the best Signature in the world, it is also the most resource consuming. CCP's servers die in a spectacular fire due to trying to display your signature. I wish I was the best of the best at PvP. And the fire would look SO awesome, that aliens would visit and use FTL Satelites to boradcast it ALL over the galaxy and record it for later viewing because it was so awes- Oh yeah, I almost forgot your wish. Wish Granted. CCP bans you because you beat a CCP Dev in a 1-on-1 PvP Dual because he thought you were hacking because he was in a Titan and you were in a Frigate. I wish I had a flamethrower. ____________ ___658881___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.26 05:54:00 - [242] Bump for great justice. I wish I had a flamethrower. ____________ ___652955___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.26 13:19:00 - [243] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 26/05/2011 13:19:04 Bump for great justice. I wish I had a flamethrower. ____________ ___156251___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest Imperial Radiant Empire	Posted - 2011.05.26 13:35:00 - [244] Granted. You get a brand new flamethrower but you mommy takes it away cuz she doesn't like guns. I wish that I would be the only one to have an Eidolon. Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.26 14:14:00 - [245] Originally by: Chevalleis I wish that I would be the only one to have an Eidolon. Wish granted. Now everyone else has Polaris Inspector Frigates. AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE! I want a real-life Alpha Fighter (google "Robotech"). And I do not want the kind that can be sabotaged remotely! ____________ ___54410___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Vigilant Archer	Posted - 2011.05.26 19:32:00 - [246] Wish granted, the alpha fighter is sabotaged manually. I wish for a human brain that is not mine, or anyone I know of. (it would make an interesting conversation piece.
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.26 19:52:00 - [247] Originally by: Vigilant Archer Edited by: Vigilant Archer on 26/05/2011 19:44:23 Wish granted, the alpha fighter is sabotaged manually. I wish for a human brain that is not mine, or anyone I know of. (it would make an interesting conversation piece.) Granted, You receive the tortured brain of a psychic. Blind,deaf and mute, the brain has gone mad with isolation and lashes out randomly with it's mind. This then happens to you I wish for a Pepsi. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 04:16:00 - [248] Originally by: Vigilant Archer Wish granted, the alpha fighter is sabotaged manually. **! Originally by:** Culmen I wish for a Pepsi. Wish granted. But since Coca-Cola tastes so much better, you commit suicide because you wasted your wish on the inferior product. I want a pet lizard. ____________ ___400024___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
stoicfaux Gallente	Posted - 2011.05.27 05:08:00 - [249] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Originally by: Vigilant Archer Wish granted, the alpha fighter is sabotaged manually. **! Originally by:** Culmen I wish for a Pepsi. Wish granted. But since Coca-Cola tastes so much better, you commit suicide because you wasted your wish on the inferior product. I want a pet lizard. A real life Leisure Suite Larry appears and starts to hit on your mother. Your mother keeps offering to babysit your "pet lizard." (What? you whippersnappers have never heard of lounge lizards?) I wish... I had the ability to teleport. ----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 06:38:00 - [250] Originally by: stoicfaux I wish... I had the ability to teleport. Wish granted. However, you don't know how to use the ability, and when you start learning the basics, some guy starts trying to kill you, and you try to flee, but end up teleporting into a boulder on accident, followed by death. I wish I had a real-life Portal Gun. ____________ ___525191___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 09:37:00 - [251] Bump for great justice. I wish at least one of the following (pick ONE to corrupt): - I had an Alpha Fighter (redoing it, and please, no red or blue ones) Or - I had a Mospeada (VR-041 Saber). They are also known as Cyclones Or - I had a real-life Portal Gun (hopefully a clean, undamaged one) ____________ ___877613___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Demonic Blitz	Posted - 2011.05.27 11:36:00 - [252] Edited by: Demonic Blitz on 27/05/2011 11:38:10 You got your Portal Gun, but it only fires dildos EDIT: I wish for a real life ragnarok-class ship :)
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 12:04:00 - [253] Originally by: Demonic Blitz You got your Portal Gun, but it only fires dildos You have just been disqualified. Think of something else. Also, I am going to corrupt your wish. You get your ship, but the reactor can only run on a fuel that doesn't exist anymore. You also don't have the skills to fly it. I wish I had a Cyclone (aka Mospeada), preferably the VR-041 Saber Model. ____________ ___414036___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Reborn Master	Posted - 2011.05.27 14:53:00 - [254] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Originally by: Demonic Blitz You got your Portal Gun, but it only fires dildos You have just been disqualified. Think of something else. Also, I am going to corrupt your wish. You get your ship, but the reactor can only run on a fuel that doesn't exist anymore. You also don't have the skills to fly it. I wish I had a Cyclone (aka Mospeada), preferably the VR-041 Saber Model. You got your Mospeada, but you can't fit in it. I wish the next person to post would not post. BWAHAHAHA
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 15:02:00 - [255] Originally by: Reborn Master You got your Mospeada, but you can't fit in it. The Mospeada is technically a transforming motorcycle. I was actually expecting something more along the lines of "As soon as you turn it on, a bunch of aliens attack you from out of nowhere and blow you up, all because of the fuel it uses" Also, wish granted. Except it will only occur in an alternate reality. I wish for a HUGE gun. ____________ ___521023___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Eseevee	Posted - 2011.05.27 18:45:00 - [256] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish for a HUGE gun. You get your wish, but, the HUGE gun is about to fire, and it shoots bullets faster than the speed of sound, and you get flown/thrown into a beam. I wish I could control lightning
Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest Imperial Radiant Empire	Posted - 2011.05.28 06:31:00 - [257] Granted. You now have the ability to control lighting, but after setting the nation's Capital on fire the CIA kidnaps you and you live the rest of your life having half of your brain missing and the other half having sticks on it. I wish that I could create Gold. Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.28 06:39:00 - [258] Originally by: Chevalleis Granted. You now have the ability to control lighting, but after setting the nation's Capital on fire the CIA kidnaps you and you live the rest of your life having half of your brain missing and the other half having sticks on it. I wish that I could create Gold. Granted, advances in matter fabrication enable everyone on the planet (and by extension, you) to create gold on a whim. Gold is now officially worthless. Too bad you kept most of your fortune in Gold, which is now worthless. I wish I hadn't watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Asurymen	Posted - 2011.05.29 23:42:00 - [259] Granted. You do not watch My Little Pony. However, due to the Laws of Science, which we all know exist, you proceed to watch My Little Pony for the exact same reasons you would have watched it for the first time around. I wish......I was the Grand Chairman of CCP
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.31 02:57:00 - [260] Originally by: Asurymen I wish......I was the Grand Chairman of CCP Wish granted. Unfortunately, you have to move to New Jersey. I wish I knew what happened when Chuck Norris stepped foot in New Jersey ____________ ___746318___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^

Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest	Posted - 2011.05.31 05:11:00 - [261] Granted. You happen to be directly under his foot. I wish Ian will make Clear Skies 4.
Heroltior Ghedonia	Posted - 2011.05.31 08:26:00 - [262] Edited by: Heroltior Ghedonia on 31/05/2011 08:27:22 Originally by: Chevalleis I wish Ian will make Clear Skies 4. Granted. But before he could release it to the interwebs, FOX interviens and cancells the series. I wish FOX was not such A$$hats and didnt cancel every good sci-fi show for the sake of reality TV.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.31 13:59:00 - [263] Granted. FOX now mandates all science fiction shows be formatted to fit the average housewife's TV tastes, and **ography floods The X-Files and Firefly. I wish I knew why people hated New Jersey ____________ ___485100___** ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.31 21:10:00 - [264] Bump for great justice I wish I knew why people hated New Jersey ____________ ___138125___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 03:08:00 - [265] Bump for great justice I wish I knew why people hated New Jersey ____________ ___900990___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.01 04:25:00 - [266] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Bump for great justice I wish I knew why people hated New Jersey Granted, and you go mad from the revelation. The arcane secrets sequestered within New Jersey are too horrific for humans to comprehend on anything but an instinctive level. And you just witnessed it first hand. You lose all sanity points and spend the rest of your life in an insane asylum. I wish that Guillermo del Toro had made his film adaptation of "At The Mountain of Madness" and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 06:06:00 - [267] Wish granted. But because you messed with the timeline, Twilight became an animated series with 15 seasons, each with 25 episodes that are all one hour long ____________ ___121456___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 11:10:00 - [268] Oops, I almost forgot my wish. I wish I had 476407 Trillion ISK (the ISK in EVE, not the ISK in Iceland) Then my only problem would be figuring out what I would do with it. ____________ ___476407___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 12:50:00 - [269] Sigh Bump for great justice... ____________ ___329959___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest	Posted - 2011.06.01 13:41:00 - [270] Granted. You become EVE's richest man, however you lose it all in a contract scam. Congratz. I wish that I had 300 titans that I could control at the same time, all fitted with a DD.

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 15:07:00 - [271] Originally by: Chevalleis Granted. You become EVE's richest man, however you lose it all in a contract scam. Congratz. I wish that I had 300 titans that I could control at the same time, all fitted with a DD. Wish granted. However, all you do is crash the in-game stock market because the only Doomsday Device that actually causes Doomsday was invented by the Caldari to lower Stock Market Prices. I want a HUGE GUN... ____________ ___847433___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.02 04:19:00 - [272] Bump Bump Bump Is this thing on? Yeah, I would like a Double Cheeseburg... And Nachos... No, seriously, let's get back to work. I am still wishing for the wish in my previous post. ____________ ___805649___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.02 05:38:00 - [273] Ahem. Gentlemen? ____________ ___582566___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
LightMeUpJohnny	Posted - 2011.06.02 07:35:00 - [274] Edited by: LightMeUpJohnny on 02/06/2011 07:36:50 Granted! You proceed to kill this thread with your Huge Gun.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.02 10:44:00 - [275] Originally by: LightMeUpJohnny Edited by: LightMeUpJohnny on 02/06/2011 07:36:50 Granted! You proceed to kill this thread with your Huge Gun. You forgot to make a wish... ____________ ___803616___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.02 14:05:00 - [276] I wish I had a small computer in my office that generated no heat, was extremely quiet, was as powerful as all of CCP's servers combined (complete with storage space), and was so energy effecient that it could be powered on a single AA Battery for Years. ____________ ___455465___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Cornwalace	Posted - 2011.06.02 18:43:00 - [277] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari nothing wished Nothing Granted. I wish there was a cure for cancer.
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.02 19:28:00 - [278] Originally by: Cornwalace Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari nothing wished Nothing Granted. I wish there was a cure for cancer. Granted, it involves harvesting body parts from small children. Thousands are slaughtered so a few rich people can live another hour. I wish I could bend time and space at will. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.03 13:02:00 - [279] Wish granted. You end up destroying your brain in the process. Once again, I wish for a Laptop that generated no heat, was as powerful as all of CCP's Servers combined, had as much storage space as all of CCP's Servers combined, had Windows 7 Enterprise 64-Bit, had two Optical Disk Drives that could read and write Single-Layer and Dual Layer CDs, DVDs, HD DVDs, Blu-Ray Disks, and Minidisks, had a 19 Inch 16:9 3D Touchscreen Monitor with Ultra-High Color, Contrast, Resolution, and Framerates, a 100 Gigabyte per Second Connection SPeed, and the entire thing was so energy effecient it could run on a single AA Battery for years without replacing it. Of course, it would be running on a powerful Lithium Ion Rechargable Battery, but you get the picture. ____________ ___405630___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Malek Andven	Posted - 2011.06.03 19:50:00 - [280] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Once again, I wish for a Laptop that generated no heat, was as powerful as all of CCP's Servers combined, had as much storage space as all of CCP's Servers combined, had Windows 7 Enterprise 64-Bit, had two Optical Disk Drives that could read and write Single-Layer and Dual Layer CDs, DVDs, HD DVDs, Blu-Ray Disks, and Minidisks, had a 19 Inch 16:9 3D Touchscreen Monitor with Ultra-High Color, Contrast, Resolution, and Framerates, a 100 Gigabyte per Second Connection SPeed, and the entire thing was so energy effecient it could run on a single AA Battery for years without replacing it. Of course, it would be running on a powerful Lithium Ion Rechargable Battery, but you get the picture. Wish granted however the frequency of the monitor is such that you cannot see anything on it, but you can hear a lound high pitched squeaking that brings all the rabid chipmunks in the neighborhood to your door. I wish I could truly understand what is going on in eve within weeks instead of the years that it normaly takes.

Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.04 01:54:00 - [281] Originally by: Malek Andven I wish I could truly understand what is going on in eve within weeks instead of the years that it normaly takes. Granted, CCP dumbs down EVE to sub-WoW levels, hell to sub-toon town levels. Everyone quits. You have no lag, but the game is now crap. I wish people would wake up and stop buying Apple products. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.04 05:52:00 - [282] Originally by: Culmen I wish people would wake up and stop buying Apple products. Wish granted. Every Electronic Hardware Company merges and starts selling stuff for ridiculous prices. I wish I wasn't always afraid of putting up my best ideas on the internet (I have some really great ideas that never get out to the public because of that very reason) ____________ ___26072___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.04 17:52:00 - [283] Bump ____________ ___90748___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Abrazzar	Posted - 2011.06.04 19:33:00 - [284] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish I wasn't always afraid of putting up my best ideas on the internet (I have some really great ideas that never get out to the public because of that very reason) Granted. But all the ideas you publish get stolen by big coimpanies and copyrighted before you can make a dime off of them and even when you try they sue you for infringement and are given right. I wish there was a better mankind. -------- Due to bandwidth streamlining, signature images are no longer displayed. Follow this link to view the image.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.05 04:06:00 - [285] Wish granted. They nuke us because they hate this mankind. And that includes you. 608441Good night, and don't let the bed bugs bite ____________ ___608441___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.06 11:28:00 - [286] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 06/06/2011 11:29:14 Bump for great justice I wish I had a 2.5 Gigahertz Monitor (not Hertz, Gigahertz). That is approximately a maximum framerate of 2.5 Billion Frames per Second. ____________ ___113473___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.06 15:44:00 - [287] Bump I repeat my wish ____________ ___10855___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Wyke Mossari Gallente	Posted - 2011.06.06 19:16:00 - [288] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish I had a 2.5 Gigahertz Monitor (not Hertz, Gigahertz). That is approximately a maximum framerate of 2.5 Billion Frames per Second. Congratulation on your invention of the room sized microwave oven. Your corpse will be used to feed the hungry in the third world. I wish somebody would invent a FTL drive.
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.07 17:33:00 - [289] Originally by: Wyke Mossari I wish somebody would invent a FTL drive. Granted, someone invents a the worst form of space craft propulsion imaginable. It's horrendously expensive, bulky, heavy and doesn't provide any propulsion. It is throughly a For The Loss Drive. Now if only you wished for a FTW drive... then humanity might have survived the death of the earth as an asteroid slams into it. I wish people would actually corrupt wishes, rather than pointlessly bumping this thread. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Tiratore	Posted - 2011.06.07 17:37:00 - [290] Originally by: Culmen I wish people would actually corrupt wishes, rather than pointlessly bumping this thread. Granted. I wish someone would meaningfully bump this thread.

Tyburn Stannis Caldari Xenon Salvage Inc.	Posted - 2011.06.07 18:07:00 - [291] Originally by: Tiratore I wish someone would meaningfully bump this thread. Granted. However, we have now confirmed there is still life in the thing, and that will see the return of the bump trolls who are only in it for the personal attention. I wish my neck didn't ache.
Je Muvila	Posted - 2011.06.07 19:25:00 - [292] "I wish my neck didn't ache". Granted. Your neck feels fine but everything else hurts like hell. I wish for one million dollars.
Johno Johnson	Posted - 2011.06.07 20:05:00 - [293] Originally by: Je Muvila I wish for one million dollars. Granted. We hand you 1mil Zimbabwean dollars which you cash into 2,750USD which you choose to spend on Xbox360s for you and mates ready for dust release, CCP then inform you it wont be on the xbox360! I wish for a Ducati Desmo
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.07 21:23:00 - [294] Edited by: Culmen on 07/06/2011 21:24:20 Originally by: Johno Johnson I wish for a Ducati Desmo Granted, a Ducati Desmo comes flying through your window and crashes into you, breaking your spine. Good news: Finders Keepers, Bad News: Paralysis. I wish to be the best at anything I want to do. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.08 20:45:00 - [295] Wish granted. However, you can only choose one thing, and it will stay like that for another year, at which point, you have to choose something else and wait another year. And when you become the best at whatever you selected, you also become the worst at everything else. I wish Scientists would stop focusing on the "Why" behind Life and the Universe and Everything more on the "How" behind Life and the Universe and Everything. Once we get all of that figured out, the "Why" will become obvious. Actually, I already have a few, out-of-this-world theories for why the universe was created. Here is my second favorite of my theories: Someone at Nvidia created an ultra-powerful Super-Computer in coolberation with Intel, and they decided to create a simulation of the universe as a Tech Demo of its capabilities. It jsut so happens that the simulated universe is still in the beta stages, is running on minimum settings, and that we are in it. ____________ ___466405___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.11 02:18:00 - [296] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish Scientists would stop focusing on the "Why" behind Life and the Universe and Everything more on the "How" behind Life and the Universe and Everything. Scientist already do that but lets pretend they don't. Turns out the How is actually a deity of some kind, He's ***ed that scientist have stopped asking Why and started asking How. He has personal privacy issues. In his anger, mankind is destroyed. I wish I was special; You're so fcking special. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.12 17:26:00 - [297] Wish granted. You are special in the mentally "challenged" way. I wish the internet wasn't full of idiots. ____________ ___570354___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Jim Pooley The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen	Posted - 2011.06.12 20:06:00 - [298] Granted! Sadly to achieve this the internet had to be switched off. I wish I won the lottery.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.14 15:11:00 - [299] Wish granted. Somebody kills you to steal your money. I wish my commputer didn't have crappy hardware. ____________ ___637561___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
La Rena	Posted - 2011.06.15 01:27:00 - [300] Quote: I wish my commputer didn't have crappy hardware. Granted, but counting on that in a few years, said hardware will become obsolete I wish I had a supercarrier that can also shoot a doomsday

Darcy D'Spledide	Posted - 2011.06.15 09:22:00 - [301] You have a supercarrier! It fires doomsdays! It just got nerfed. It now fires t1 hybrid ammo. I wish I could fall asleep.
Alpine 69 Rubbish Superheroes	Posted - 2011.06.15 09:56:00 - [302] Edited by: Alpine 69 on 15/06/2011 09:56:42 Wish granted! You can now fall while asleep, from 30.000 feet above sea level. I wish I could get my nano-vagabond back. - Mods and Devs, sign my signature and I'll love you long time. <3
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.15 21:10:00 - [303] Originally by: La Rena Granted, but counting on that in a few years, said hardware will become obsolete Not a problem. I would just save up more money and buy new hardware. Originally by: Alpine 69 I wish I could get my nano-vagabond back. Wish granted. But it keeps moving from where you put it, and it can only be seen with a microscope. ____________ ___539643___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Varla Rakinor	Posted - 2011.06.16 04:16:00 - [304] I wish Amaroq were capable of wishing.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.17 02:57:00 - [305] Originally by: Varla Rakinor I wish Amaroq were capable of wishing. I apologize. I was busy and forgot to post a wish. Here: I again wish my computer wasn't crappy. ____________ ___284863___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.17 23:28:00 - [306] Oh, you want something else? I wish I has somehow legally acquired enough money to pay off all of my mortgage, along with enough money to pay for my taxes, gas (for my car), and bills for the next 5 years. And note that as soon as I get the money, that is what I do, and I stash the money I don't need back in bank that I somehow got it from. ____________ ___315878___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.19 15:39:00 - [307] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 19/06/2011 15:41:34 So everyone lost interest, eh? Alright, to the person before me, Originally by: Varla Rakinor I wish Amaroq were capable of wishing. wish granted... But you just lost your ability to wish fpr the next hundred years. I am sorry for not posting a wish with that post, I was VERY busy and forgot to make a wish. Now in order to recahrge this thread's battery, let's go with a classic: I wish I was a millionare. ____________ ___765061___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
cpu939 Gallente Volatile Nature Bloodbound.	Posted - 2011.06.20 19:38:00 - [308] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 19/06/2011 15:41:34 So everyone lost interest, eh? Alright, to the person before me, Originally by: Varla Rakinor I wish Amaroq were capable of wishing. wish granted... But you just lost your ability to wish fpr the next hundred years. I am sorry for not posting a wish with that post, I was VERY busy and forgot to make a wish. Now in order to recahrge this thread's battery, let's go with a classic: I wish I was a millionare. wish granted but ccp bans your account for rmt, I wish I was an eve dev
Greygal Gallente Sephray Industries Serenitas Solutus	Posted - 2011.06.21 06:19:00 - [309] Granted, but then you learn how all the magic really happens and it spoils the fun of the universe for you. I wish for a super gate that takes us to a wide open area of space, with more than 5,000 truly unexplored solar systems waiting for us. This universe seems so small anymore...
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.21 10:48:00 - [310] Wish granted. Unfortunately, it litterally costs you an arm and a neck to use it. Is your family with you? Say goodbye to them for me. Your watch starts beeping I wish my Computer-Upgrade Budget was alot higher. ____________ ___295973___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^

Tallis Lindisere	Posted - 2011.06.21 12:29:00 - [311] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Wish granted. Unfortunately, it litterally costs you an arm and a neck to use it. Is your family with you? Say goodbye to them for me. Your watch starts beeping I wish my Computer-Upgrade Budget was alot higher. Wish granted, unfortunately, the day after you blow through your budget Intel release the new Mega improved Sandy Bridge processors which make all previous PC hardware obsolete and unusable. I wish the north east of England had a climate more like the Meditteranean.
Iz'Kamo	Posted - 2011.06.21 13:53:00 - [312] Edited by: Iz''Kamo on 21/06/2011 13:53:59 Originally by: Tallis Lindisere I wish the north east of England had a climate more like the Meditteranean. Wish granted, unfortunately, 2 days later you live in a desert due to global warming. I wish it was 11-11-11 today (anyone who actually knows what is up with that day?).
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.23 02:42:00 - [313] Wish granted. However, Daylight Savings is still going and it is midnight for everyone, but you forgot to set your clock to Daylight Savings long beforehand, and so the date arrives to you exactly 1 hour late (I suck at corrupting wishes these days). I wish this thread would stop getting pushed to the bottom of the second page. ____________ ___906803___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.24 19:34:00 - [314] Guys. It is happening again. Stop letting this thread die! ____________ ___446925___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.26 04:23:00 - [315] Alright, fine, I will wish for something else. I WANT A TURKEY SANDWICH! ____________ ___222363___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.28 01:58:00 - [316] Bump, again ____________ ___493585___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Leyla Celeste	Posted - 2011.06.28 07:14:00 - [317] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 28/06/2011 02:33:29 Alright, fine. I WANT A TURKEY SANDWICH! Wish granted. Your sandwich contists its the head of a dead turkey and its internal organs between a slice of bread. The chef had made this personally just for you and is intent on watching you eat it. I wish I had a motorcycle.
Lu'Marat	Posted - 2011.06.28 16:55:00 - [318] Wish granted. Unfortunately, whoever built it had no sense of colour and style, so the paintjob is something awful. You get laughed at whenever you take your ride for a spin. I wish a large fund recognized my sheer brilliance and decided to fund the rest of my life with a large monthly allowance. Just because they can.
Cornwalis	Posted - 2011.06.28 19:20:00 - [319] Originally by: Lu'Marat I wish a large fund recognized my sheer brilliance and decided to fund the rest of my life with a large monthly allowance. Just because they can. Granted. Then they clone you. Your clone gets all the glory, and you're stuck, like an animal in its cage being tested as to why you're so brilliant. You get your monthly allowance of any kind of food or whatever you want, without letting you out of their prison. Just because they can. I wish all the (physical) guns in this world disappeared.
Fermi Tesla	Posted - 2011.06.28 20:17:00 - [320] Originally by: Cornwalis Originally by: Lu'Marat I wish a large fund recognized my sheer brilliance and decided to fund the rest of my life with a large monthly allowance. Just because they can. Granted. Then they clone you. Your clone gets all the glory, and you're stuck, like an animal in its cage being tested as to why you're so brilliant. You get your monthly allowance of any kind of food or whatever you want, without letting you out of their prison. Just because they can. I wish all the (physical) guns in this world disappeared. granted, now non lethal guns for shooting tear gas / suppression bullets can no longer suppress riots, and mass rioting occurs everywhere. I wish our lab equipment would stop breaking down...



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