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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.18 01:31:00 -
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Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 18/02/2011 01:32:28 Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 18/02/2011 01:31:37 Sorry, but there were no logs for your petitions.
I wish for two granola bars and a can of soda made with pure cane sugar instead of the modern high-fructose corn syrup. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Hans Zwaardhandler
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Posted - 2011.02.18 03:45:00 -
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Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 18/02/2011 01:32:28 Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 18/02/2011 01:31:37 Sorry, but there were no logs for your petitions.
I wish for two granola bars and a can of soda made with pure cane sugar instead of the modern high-fructose corn syrup.
Granted. However said granola bars are revealed to be small, crushed rats and the sugar in your soda was planted in a field of arsenic. It didn't harm the or do anything to the sugar and you slowly fade out of conciousness.
I wish i had a kitten.
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.18 06:25:00 -
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Granted, but then you are enslaved by your cat, and a couple years later, your cats takes over the world after enslaving countless others, and then he eats you alive because you live in Korea and he wants revenge because Koreans always eat cats. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Chiaki Teppei
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Posted - 2011.02.18 15:12:00 -
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Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 18/02/2011 14:40:04 Granted, but then you are enslaved by your cat, and a couple years later, your cats takes over the world after enslaving countless others, and then he eats you alive because you live in Korea and he wants revenge because Koreans always eat cats.
Oh, sorry. Forgot to make a wish.
I wish for...
ICE CREAM!
Granted, but as you eat it, you die of hypothermia induced by the ice cream.
I wish I'd be abducted by aliens.
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.18 18:22:00 -
[35]
Granted. They tried to plant a bomb down your throat so that they could set it off remotly and destroy the Earth, and then they shot you out the airlock without a space suit. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.19 00:35:00 -
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Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari
Granted, You wish for nothing, and to nothing you immediately return.
I wish I could pass any exam without studying and further more why do i even need a sig? |
AnonyTerrorNinja
Minmatar Buggers' Advanced Interstellar Transport
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Posted - 2011.02.19 06:07:00 -
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Granted, you pass all exams involving the study of nothing.
I wish my wish granters could not grant corrupted wishes. --- Sig removed till it's relevant again. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.19 06:35:00 -
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Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 19/02/2011 06:35:48 Granted. Unfortunately, they can still corrupt you and make you make the wrong wishes.
I wish for...
A Blank piece of paper (because I can't think of anything else atm). -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.20 05:51:00 -
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Granted. AgonyNinja now has the ability to inhale with hurricane force, Due to someone installing a black hole in his left nostril. He goes on a rampage and you get inhaled.
I wish I could quit you EVE. and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.20 06:17:00 -
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Wish not granted, because I did not understand what you just said.
I wish for a new Star Trek show... Voyager became boring and Enterprise was canceled... -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
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mercyonman
Caldari Technomage Trilogy
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Posted - 2011.02.20 08:49:00 -
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wish granted. it will be done only in crappy chinese CGI
i wish i could fly.
When you crash your car, then jump out running down the street to save your pod.
Then you're playing way too much eve - MacGrowler III |
Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
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Posted - 2011.02.20 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: mercyonman i wish i could fly.
Granted. But although you can fly now, landing however is something entirely different....
I wish I could land. |
Urziel99
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Posted - 2011.02.20 21:44:00 -
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Originally by: Esrevid Nekkeg
Originally by: mercyonman i wish i could fly.
Granted. But although you can fly now, landing however is something entirely different....
I wish I could land.
Granted, you successfully land, but break both your legs in the process.
I wish I had the combined net worth of the 10 richest people in the world.
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.20 22:20:00 -
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Wish granted, but it is in monopoly money. Also, you broke your legs to get ahold of it.
I wish I had some more stuff to do. It is too boring around here. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
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CCP Shadow
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.20 23:08:00 -
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Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Wish granted, but it is in monopoly money. Also, you broke your legs to get ahold of it.
I wish I had some more stuff to do. It is too boring around here.
Granted, in the form of a 6-month ban from the EVE Online forums. This should give you plenty of time to think up new things!
I wish my Pilgrim was dark like my Curse.
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Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.20 23:14:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Shadow
I wish my Pilgrim was dark like my Curse.
Granted, You surreptitiously change the texture on the pilgrim. The guys at the graphics department don't like this, and bring it up with management. Getting you fired.
I wish my Motorola Droid 2 had a longer battery life. and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Lord Wamphyri
Amarr Starside Lost
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Posted - 2011.02.20 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen I wish my Motorola Droid 2 had a longer battery life.
Granted. Unfortunately you fail to hang up properly after making a long distance phone call. The extended battery life means that by the time you get your phone bill you have to file for bankruptcy.
I wish I had a Bacon Double Cheeseburger.
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Urziel99
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Posted - 2011.02.21 00:17:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Wamphyri
Originally by: Culmen I wish my Motorola Droid 2 had a longer battery life.
Granted. Unfortunately you fail to hang up properly after making a long distance phone call. The extended battery life means that by the time you get your phone bill you have to file for bankruptcy.
I wish I had a Bacon Double Cheeseburger.
Granted however the bacon is from undead swine, turning you into a zombie when you eat it.
I wish I could speed train to fly and fully operate a rorqual. |
YouShouldntEatIt
Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.02.21 01:34:00 -
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Quote:
I wish I could speed train to fly and fully operate a rorqual.
Wish granted. When you first undock it, it automatically jumps into Tama and sieges for 30 hours by itself, drawing the attention of all the people in local. Nice wreck!
I wish I knew what a templar was.
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Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.21 01:45:00 -
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Originally by: YouShouldntEatIt
I wish I knew what a templar was.
Granted. A Templar is an order of knights during the crusades era. You know this because you've been transported back in time and a large group of them is trying to kill you for being a time traveling witch.
I wish I could erase anybody I wanted from time. and further more why do i even need a sig? |
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.21 03:02:00 -
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Granted. However, you have trouble controlling the power and accidentally erase yourself from time.
I wish fo-
NETWROK CONNECTION ERROR -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.21 21:12:00 -
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Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Granted. However, you have trouble controlling the power and accidentally erase yourself from time.
I wish fo-
NETWROK CONNECTION ERROR
Sorry 'bout that. My dog chewed up the network cable, so I had to get a new one from the garage.
I wish for a Loot Can in an asterpid belt that I randomly found that didn't belong to an enemy or someone in another corp, and that it contained really good loot. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
YouShouldntEatIt
Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.02.22 02:13:00 -
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Quote:
Sorry 'bout that. My dog chewed up the network cable, so I had to get a new one from the garage.
I wish for a Loot Can in an asterpid belt that I randomly found that didn't belong to an enemy or someone in another corp, and that it contained really good loot.
Granted. because you are a noob, however, the can contains 10 units of morphite. Its combined 40k isk value makes your poor wallet feel rich.
I wish more people would participate in this.
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N0 Quarter
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Posted - 2011.02.22 04:14:00 -
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Wish granted. The entire population of Eve start to participate in this Forum topic, but as everyone goes to reply, the system crashes, which frustrates everyone so they don't bother trying again.
I wish for a cat that doesn't **** on the floor every morning!
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Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.22 06:37:00 -
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Originally by: N0 Quarter
I wish for a cat that doesn't **** on the floor every morning!
Granted, it now prefers to **** on your bed every morning!
I wish every cat on the planet would just die. and further more why do i even need a sig? |
DTson Gauur
Caldari Association of Commonwealth Enterprises R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.02.22 07:31:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: N0 Quarter
I wish for a cat that doesn't **** on the floor every morning!
Granted, it now prefers to **** on your bed every morning!
I wish every cat on the planet would just die.
Granted, but as a result the rodents take over and man becomes extinct, congratulations you just genocided human race.
I wish my Rattlesnake would be invincible.
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JordanParey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.02.22 09:12:00 -
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Originally by: DTson Gauur
Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: N0 Quarter
I wish for a cat that doesn't **** on the floor every morning!
Granted, it now prefers to **** on your bed every morning!
I wish every cat on the planet would just die.
Granted, but as a result the rodents take over and man becomes extinct, congratulations you just genocided human race.
I wish my Rattlesnake would be invincible.
Granted, but someone warp scrambles you in the middle of space and you cannot warp. Ever.
I wish for Justin Bieber to get hit by a car and die in a horribly painful manner.
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Nefrin Maldoes
Minmatar Outer Rim Survey and Salvage
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Posted - 2011.02.22 12:56:00 -
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Originally by: JordanParey I wish for Justin Bieber to get hit by a car and die in a horribly painful manner.
Granted. But his tragic death launches his career farther and further than ever before. His music is everywhere, and all artists want to do a remix with his vocals.
I wish I had more wishes.
Originally by: CCP Shadow Cool! Thanks for linking to this re-purposed homage, Nefrin.
-- Shadow
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Cornwalace
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Posted - 2011.02.22 13:31:00 -
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Edited by: Cornwalace on 22/02/2011 13:31:32
Originally by: Nefrin Maldoes I wish I had more wishes.
Granted. Your same wish is granted again, but, it's the same wish, and being a double-negative, it becomes a positive, and now Justin Beiber is alive again.
I wish Learning Skills would come back.
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Maxima Bane
Caldari Underground-Operators
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Posted - 2011.02.22 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Cornwalace Edited by: Cornwalace on 22/02/2011 13:31:32
Granted. Your same wish is granted again, but, it's the same wish, and being a double-negative, it becomes a positive, and now Justin Beiber is alive again.
I wish Learning Skills would come back.
Granted, but they are all now Rank 64 and have no effect on your attributes.
I wish the winter would be gone forever.
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