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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.02 04:53:00 -
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Granted. However, you are coding in Java, and since Java teaches bad coding habits, hackers start hacking your program.
About that phone book, I would just use it for something else. I could let my dogs use it as a chew toy, for example.
Now on to my wish:
I wish I was a part of the CIA, then I could just "Dissapear" people that I didn't like whenever I wanted... -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Sabriel Charen'Teng
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Posted - 2011.03.02 18:32:00 -
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"I wish I was a part of the CIA, then I could just "Dissapear" people that I didn't like whenever I wanted..."
Granted. You are in the CIA and you can disappear anyone you want. But first you must file a Notice of Intent which has to be initialled by 5 people. At least 1 of those people will inevitably be out on two weeks vacation and then 1 person will lose it on his or her desk for a week. And you have to file an environmental impact statement every time you dispose of a body.
I wish I owned by own private tropical island.
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Tobi Vecci
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Posted - 2011.03.02 20:47:00 -
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Originally by: Sabriel Charen'Teng I wish I owned by own private tropical island.
Granted, you now own a tropical island in the Carribean. However the island has many tropical plants and insects that breed many...interesting diseases and organisms such as super malaria, necrotic flesh eating fungus, and the Giant Tapeworm, able to devour thirty children whole
I wish Incarna would be released sooner.
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N0 Quarter
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Posted - 2011.03.03 11:27:00 -
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Wish Granted! Incarna is released at a sooner date then anyone expected! However, due to constant QQ's to CCP from impatient fans, they break under preasure and release an expansion that is full of bugs and textures that arent even finished. This causes world chaos from all Eve Online fans who start to QQ themselves and leave the Game Perminantly. They then hunt down the person who caused the end of Eve Online... you.
I wish for a wish everyday for the rest of my life.
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Freyya
Advanced Planetary Exports Intergalactic Exports Group
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Posted - 2011.03.03 11:36:00 -
[95]
Granted. Your life ends today however, thus making it your dying wish.
Craps, i wish i didn't just post in here. ___________
NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth Pink is the color of passion xxx Shadow |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.03 11:41:00 -
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Wish granted. You are now spending your time issuing tax refunds.
I wish I got a Tax Refund. -- I WANT MY TAX REFUND! |
Trixi Tronic
Gallente Save the Space Whales
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Posted - 2011.03.03 12:55:00 -
[97]
Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Wish granted. You are now spending your time issuing tax refunds.
I wish I got a Tax Refund.
Granted. You are accidentally issued a check for the entire year's Federal Budget. With no money to pay the bills the government collapses and the country descends into riots and chaos.
I wish I had a Lexus suv.
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2011.03.03 15:31:00 -
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Originally by: Trixi Tronic I wish I had a Lexus suv.
Granted. However, stricter government regulations dictate that you destroy your perfectly good vehicle and trade it in for something that costs four times as much, goes one quarter of the distance, has one tenth the horse power, and electrocutes you to death when you try to work on it in your garage. Your elected representatives at work for your best interests!
I wish I was happy!
- "When I nerf something, it takes 2-3 months for your dreams to be crushed." - CCP Big Dumb Object |
Cornwalace
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Posted - 2011.03.04 14:42:00 -
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Edited by: Cornwalace on 04/03/2011 14:43:07
Originally by: Andrea Griffin I wish I was happy!
Granted. Happiness becomes the only emotion you feel. Over the years, everyone dies around you, and you cannot do anything but be happy about it. It doesn't end there. Your happiness makes people think you're insane/crazy. You end up being admitted to the psych ward indefinitely.
I wish broadcasting companies would stop increasing the amount they charge to cable/satelite providers, causing those companies to increase the amount they charge to us customer's. I want a steady tv bill at one specific price forever.
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Shapeshifting Shaman
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Posted - 2011.03.06 21:29:00 -
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Originally by: Cornwalace I want a steady tv bill at one specific price forever.
Granted. Due to your country's economic policies, your currency goes through a period of severe deflation. That $60 for cable is more than the mortgage on your house. No TV for you - you can't afford it.
I wish that healthy food is delicious.
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Carabidae
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Posted - 2011.03.08 01:15:00 -
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Healthy food _is_ delicious - a good balance of meat, fruit, vegetables, nuts etc. It seems that even though healthy food is delicious _you_ just prefer greasy unhealthy crap. You die a fat bloated mess.
I wish I owned everything listed on eBay at this precise second.
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.08 21:03:00 -
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Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 08/03/2011 21:03:20 Granted. However, one of those items is a bomb that kills you as soon as you open the box. Not to mention that you spent all of your money on everything.
I wish more people visited the Test Server. -- This place is dead... |
Deckma
D00M. Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.03.09 02:09:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 08/03/2011 21:03:20
I wish more people visited the Test Server.
Alas! I had manipulated the minds of all of the mass eve players to join the great pvp sandbox of FD-. Every miner, every trader, every mission runner and every null sex warrior joined in on the fun. Tranquility server had lost its popularity and the test server population flourished.
Over time, many good fights occurred, but humans are not perfect beings. Violations of rules of egagement were a common sight, and CCP intervened. The meat grinder was shut down and the players were outraged. Eve-O forums became a vast petition but to no veil. My imagination grinded to a halt and some random loony blew up the CCP headquarters.
I wish, I wish, I was a Fish.
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DriveByYouWatchOut Titan
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Posted - 2011.03.09 03:09:00 -
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Wish granted, except you are a fish with no gills and die.
I wish i could win a nyx.
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Deckma
D00M. Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.03.09 03:21:00 -
[105]
Originally by: DriveByYouWatchOut Titan
I wish i could win a nyx.
You win a Nyx. Upon pick up, your brand new Nyx becomes a victim of a Titan Drive-by.
I wish Fox News was able to distinguish the geographical difference between Egypt and Iraq.
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Chiaki Teppei
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Posted - 2011.03.09 08:11:00 -
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Originally by: Deckma I wish Fox News was able to distinguish the geographical difference between Egypt and Iraq.
Granted. Fox News suddenly becomes absolutely perfect in their distinction of geographichal locations. Sad thing is, every other news organisation goes out of business because of this. Enjoy your "news"!
I wish I'd own Jita 4-4 station.
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Nefrin Maldoes
Minmatar Outer Rim Survey and Salvage
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Posted - 2011.03.09 13:05:00 -
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Originally by: Chiaki Teppei I wish I'd own Jita 4-4 station.
Granted. You accidentally set the docking rights incorrectly, not allowing anyone to dock. Not only do your actions kill the trade hub and massively inflate prices across the universe, you are ruthlessly hunted down by every corporation that is now unable to access their goods in the station.
I wish I was telekinetic.
Originally by: CCP Shadow Cool! Thanks for linking to this re-purposed homage, Nefrin.
-- Shadow
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JordanParey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.03.11 00:33:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Nefrin Maldoes
Originally by: Chiaki Teppei I wish I'd own Jita 4-4 station.
Granted. You accidentally set the docking rights incorrectly, not allowing anyone to dock. Not only do your actions kill the trade hub and massively inflate prices across the universe, you are ruthlessly hunted down by every corporation that is now unable to access their goods in the station.
I wish I was telekinetic.
Granted. You are now telekinetic. It comes at the cost of your ***** exploding like an overinflated balloon when you try to ********** since you got ****y and didn't hone your telekinetic skillz.
I wish that my glasses didn't break in the mosh pit at that concert last night.
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Alexi Komanov
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Posted - 2011.03.11 02:09:00 -
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Granted instead of breaking, your glasses are pushed through your skull with the force of the mosh, you die of cranial hemorrhaging.
I wish I had front row tickets to a supernova.
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
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Posted - 2011.03.11 16:16:00 -
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Originally by: Alexi Komanov Granted instead of breaking, your glasses are pushed through your skull with the force of the mosh, you die of cranial hemorrhaging.
I wish I had front row tickets to a supernova.
Wish granted!
Unfortunately, the supernova destroys not only that lovely jacket you picked out for the occasion but also all life on Earth.
I wish I could have an ivory moustache trimmer.
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Tornado Bait
Minmatar Muppet Ninja's Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
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Posted - 2011.03.12 11:59:00 -
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Quote: I wish I could have an ivory moustache trimmer.
Granted!
However you are so bad at trimming your moustache you can no longer live with how you look and kill yourself.
I wish I went to school at Hogwarts.
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.12 22:12:00 -
[112]
Granted. But you get killed by you-know-who shortly after you enrolled. -- This place is dead... |
Vagilicious
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Posted - 2011.03.12 22:56:00 -
[113]
Due to not wishing for anything, the poster above ragequits after also forgetting to log out of eve at a public library and finds all his stuff gone when he returns.
I wish I could live in New Eden as a capsuleer for real.
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Carabidae
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Posted - 2011.03.13 14:58:00 -
[114]
Granted. You end up trapped in a wormhole out of nullsec, camped, unable to get out, destined to spend an eternity bored to insanity.
I wish I had 800mm twin repeating autocannons on my car!
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Herr Starrr
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Posted - 2011.03.14 10:49:00 -
[115]
Granted however the 800's are pointing at the drivers seat, the brake pedal is the trigger and you are trying to drive away from an approaching tsunami with everyone you love in the car.
I wish my kitchen was tidy.
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.16 18:11:00 -
[116]
I cannot grant or corrupt your wish because I have problems of my own at the moment
I wish the Singularity Client didn't stop working forever. The reason why is becasue the new build for Singularity is just another ****ing tranquility build. I hate CCP now. This post was made to keep the thread from getting locked due to lack of attention. |
N0 Quarter
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Posted - 2011.03.16 23:31:00 -
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Edited by: N0 Quarter on 16/03/2011 23:31:10 Wish Granted. CCP read your wish, and imidiately try to reverse the change. However, when they changed it, they deleted all the files, and don't really feel like starting again. Instead, they do something simple and easy, and make the Test Server in the form of World of WarCraft (just with bigger brains then Blizzard of course) starting chaos for everyone who used the Test Servers.
I wish I didn't have to Edit my Post to put a Wish in...
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.17 18:07:00 -
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Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 17/03/2011 18:08:54 Wish granted. You do it by putting your wish in your signature, but due to a server error, nobody is able to see it.
I wish for a genuine, legally aquired american dollar that has note expired and is in a genuine 1-dollar bill and has been certified as an official american dollar using all kinds of security measure and that it was NOT a coin and not digital currency and I don't want any other stupid surprises.
This post was created to prevent locking caused by 90-Day Inactivity. |
Iolani Osi
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Posted - 2011.03.17 19:06:00 -
[119]
Granted, a genuine American dollar falls out of the air into your hands. You spend the rest of your life berating yourself for wasting your wish.
I wish I had a Beta invite for The Old Republic.
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.18 09:15:00 -
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Star Wars: Nights of The Old Republic or just "The Old Republic"?
If the former, wish granted, bu you end up playing as the guy stuck in a locker and then you get stabbed by an annoyed Jedi standing outside the locker. If the latter, then wish not granted because I have no idea what you're talking about.
I wish I could see some of CCP's Ideas that never got off the ground, preferably In-Action
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