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Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.22 04:34:00 - [211] Wish granted. As you wished for nothing, to nothing you return I once again repeat my most recent wish (about posters for EVE) ________ Posters for EVE
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.22 05:22:00 - [212] Edited by: Culmen on 22/05/2011 05:23:26 Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Wish granted. As you wished for nothing, to nothing you return I once again repeat my most recent wish (about posters for EVE) Granted, A dev looks at your poster. He hates it. He hates it so much he concludes you are a detriment to the EvE Online community. He arranges for you to be banned permanently, and just to make sure bans your IP address and credit card. CCP then hires someone to keep tabs should you change any of the two. I wish this thread would stop getting derailed. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Xercodo Amarr Daj'Juntar	Posted - 2011.05.22 06:46:00 - [213] Originally by: Culmen Granted, A dev looks at your poster. He hates it. He hates it so much he concludes you are a detriment to the EvE Online community. He arranges for you to be banned permanently, and just to make sure bans your IP address and credit card. CCP then hires someone to keep tabs should you change any of the two. I wish this thread would stop getting derailed. Granted, you then spend so much time on this thread that you **** up your job and lose your house in the process. I wish i knew the mathematical relationship between astronomical physics and quantum physics. -------------------------------------------------- The drake is a lie
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.22 08:00:00 - [214] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 22/05/2011 08:00:38 Wish granted. Your brain grows so fast, that it pushes against your skull with enough force to crack it into tiny little pieces. I wish for the same thing, except I will be more specfic: A Dev likes it and CCP Publishes it and the poster is put up on the walls of various buildings around the world, and it attracts alot of attention to EVE Online and the game eventually has over 1,000,000 players. What could go wrong? ________ Posters for EVE
Shira Elan	Posted - 2011.05.22 09:06:00 - [215] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 22/05/2011 08:00:38 Wish granted. Your brain grows so fast, that it pushes against your skull with enough force to crack it into tiny little pieces. I wish for the same thing, except I will be more specfic: A Dev likes it and CCP Publishes it and the poster is put up on the walls of various buildings around the world, and it attracts alot of attention to EVE Online and the game eventually has over 1,000,000 players. What could go wrong? Wish granted. 1 million players join EVE, but CCP gets greedy and hoping to generate even more interest, implements the "New Game Enhancement." I wish for 1 billion dollars, with all else equal.
Arianhod Red Dwarf Mining Corporation space weaponry and trade	Posted - 2011.05.23 04:39:00 - [216] Originally by: Shira Elan I wish for 1 billion dollars, with all else equal. Granted. The USA defaults having hit the 14.3 Trillion limit and the Republicans concentrate on the more important matter of a certain birth certificate. I wish for the Restoration of the Haruhiist faction. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Haruhiists - Redeclaring open warfare on Out of Pod since 2010.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:08:00 - [217] Originally by: Shira Elan Wish granted. 1 million players join EVE, but CCP gets greedy and hoping to generate even more interest, implements the "New Game Enhancement." What new Game Enhancement? Originally by: Arianhod I wish for the Restoration of the Haruhiist faction. I have never heard of that faction, but here is my attempt to corrupt it. Upon restoration of the Haruhiist faction, someone assinates you because they hate what you did. I wish the ships in EVE had 15% more color. ________ [url=http://www.moddb.com/members/amaroqthewolf/images/eve-online-tyranis-poster-fan-made#imagebox"]Posters for EVE[/url]
Epegi Givo Amarr Department of Redundancy Dpt.	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:10:00 - [218] Granted. The haruhiists are restored and begin a violent takeover of the world. You are one of the first innocents slain. I wish I was Cthulhu They asked me if I was a God, and I said no, because God shows mercy.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:14:00 - [219] Originally by: Epegi Givo Granted. The haruhiists are restored and begin a violent takeover of the world. You are one of the first innocents slain. I wish I was Cthulhu I got to him first, please correct your post. Wish granted, but then you die of a random heart attack that was meant for him. I repeat my wish see above ________ [url=http://www.moddb.com/members/amaroqthewolf/images/eve-online-tyranis-poster-fan-made#imagebox"]Posters for EVE[/url]
Thargat Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:25:00 - [220] Edited by: Thargat on 23/05/2011 06:25:11 Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish the ships in EVE had 15% more color. Wish granted: With Eve so more colorful the world suddenly looks even more dull and grey. You spend too much time playing, lose your job and end up on the street without passing go. I wish Dust 514 becomes epic. Necroing the old 0.0 thread

Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:33:00 - [221] Originally by: Thargat I wish Dust 514 becomes epic. Granted, it becomes Epic! Epic Fail to be precise. CCP goes bankrupt and sells EvE to SOE, they introduce NGE after losing all your credit card information to hackers. I wish I didn't need to sleep. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Epegi Givo Amarr Department of Redundancy Dpt.	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:50:00 - [222] Granted. You no longer need to sleep. This is because you are dead from being dragged behind a car for 30 miles. I wish I had included my signature in this post.
Thargat Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:52:00 - [223] Edited by: Thargat on 23/05/2011 06:53:46 Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had included my signature in this post. Granted. You did but then it vanished and "the logs show nothing". Tomorrow your sig will be sold on e-bay for $1.000.000 of which you get NONE. I wish energy was free. Necroing the old 0.0 thread
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:57:00 - [224] Originally by: Thargat I wish energy was free. Granted, energy is liberated from matter all over the world. It goes on a rampage destroying the entire planet. I wish I could control my computer with my mind. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Thargat Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2011.05.23 07:15:00 - [225] Originally by: Culmen I wish I could control my computer with my mind. Granted. Too bad it works both ways. Cause of death: Bluescreen. I wish the locking range wasn't limited to 250km. Necroing the old 0.0 thread
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 07:21:00 - [226] Originally by: Thargat [Granted. You did but then it vanished and "the logs show nothing". Tomorrow your sig will be sold on e-bay for $1.000.000 of which you get NONE. Please do not take the following as trolling. Using periods instead of commas means that those are decimal points, not place value indicators. So it is a grand totaal of 1 dollar. What you should have said was 1,000,000 and not 1.000.000. Sorry for the correction. Originally by: Thargat I wish the locking range wasn't limited to 250km. Wish granted. It is now limited to 1 Meter. ________ Fan-Made EVE Poster
Thargat Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2011.05.23 07:24:00 - [227] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Originally by: Thargat [Granted. You did but then it vanished and "the logs show nothing". Tomorrow your sig will be sold on e-bay for $1.000.000 of which you get NONE. Please do not take the following as trolling. Using periods instead of commas means that those are decimal points, not place value indicators. So it is a grand totaal of 1 dollar. What you should have said was 1,000,000 and not 1.000.000. Sorry for the correction. Originally by: Thargat I wish the locking range wasn't limited to 250km. Wish granted. It is now limited to 1 Meter. Depending on the language settings You didn't make a wish. <thread close to die> Necroing the old 0.0 thread
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 08:53:00 - [228] Originally by: Thargat You didn't make a wish. <thread close to die> I apologize. I wish for the ships in EVE to have better Bumpmapping. ________ Fan-Made EVE Poster
Aus Mote Gallente Project Sinkhole Command	Posted - 2011.05.23 12:13:00 - [229] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish for the ships in EVE to have better Bumpmapping. Granted. But once done, over half of the playerbase complains about CCP working on graphics, not fixing the game. The result is the CCP graphics artists ragequiting, resulting in no new graphics for a turbulent period of five years. I wish EVE was the all-encompassing Sci-Fi simulator it was intended to be. ----- "It also means "Honest thought" in Estonian (Aus M)te)"
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 13:27:00 - [230] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 23/05/2011 13:28:40 Wish granted. It now costs a hundred dollars just to download the client, 75 dollars to upgrade to a new build, 50 dollars to download a new patch, it costs 25 dollars a week to play, the client itself is 50 gigabytes, and you have to purchase and install each expansion seperately, at a price of 20 dollars per expansion, and newer expansions don't include features from previous expansions. Congradulations. It also requires a Skynet Super Computer just to play it on the lowest settings without having it run at one frame every 5 seconds. I wish for a way to get the environmentalists to shut the **** up without me having to kill all of them. ________ The little things

Cornwalace	Posted - 2011.05.24 01:00:00 - [231] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 23/05/2011 15:10:14 Wish granted. It now costs a hundred dollars just to download the client, 75 dollars to upgrade to a new build, 50 dollars to download a new patch, it costs 25 dollars a week to play, the client itself is 50 gigabytes, and you have to purchase and install each expansion seperately, at a price of 20 dollars per expansion, and newer expansions don't include features from previous expansions. Congradulations. It also requires a Skynet Super Computer just to play it on the lowest settings without having it run at one frame every 5 seconds. I wish for a way to get the trolls to shut the **** up without me having to kill all of them. You could have just said "It turns into WoW." We would have understood.. Anyway, back to the wishes... They do shut up. The forums become serious business, and quite simply, boring. Nobody visits the forums anymore, and CCP doesn't get some of their info about glitches because of it, and the Eve progression slows to a crawl. I wish for the current Eve Universe to double in size
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.24 02:34:00 - [232] Originally by: Cornwalace I wish for the current Eve Universe to double in size Granted, all gates and stations are moved further apart. A 20 au warp becomes a 40 au warp etc. Still that's enough to convince an major influx of n00bs. Much lag ensues. I wish my computer was faster. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Aus Mote Gallente Project Sinkhole Command	Posted - 2011.05.24 04:21:00 - [233] Originally by: Culmen I wish my computer was faster. Granted. Your computer becomes so amazingly fast that the governments of the world begin to fear its capabilities. They confiscate it from you with force, leaving you down a computer and perhaps a house. I wish everything in-game was free (for me). ----- "It also means "Honest thought" in Estonian (Aus M)te)"
Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest Imperial Radiant Empire	Posted - 2011.05.24 13:01:00 - [234] Granted. You find a bot which makes everything free for you. However the GMs spot this and permaban you for causing inflation. I wish that I could fly a HAC. Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
Lev Aeris United Amarr Templar Legion Fidelas Constans	Posted - 2011.05.24 13:17:00 - [235] Originally by: Chevalleis Granted. You find a bot which makes everything free for you. However the GMs spot this and permaban you for causing inflation. I wish that I could fly a HAC. Wish granted. You learn to fly an Eagle, and everybody laughs at you. You die repeatedly to vagabonds, and even lose to a maller solo. I wish for another Eve expansion that is as good as Apocrypha this year.
Cornwalace	Posted - 2011.05.24 17:45:00 - [236] Edited by: Cornwalace on 24/05/2011 17:45:51 Originally by: Lev Aeris Wish granted. You learn to fly an Eagle, and everybody laughs at you. You die repeatedly to vagabonds, and even lose to a maller solo. I wish for another Eve expansion that is as good as Apocrypha this year. Granted, you get an expansion that is better than Apocrypha. It costs $69.95 at your local electronics store. It's in blue-ray. The CD needs to be running to play the game as well. I wish we got more (non-cryptic) answers about the mysterious Sleepers.
Epegi Givo Amarr Department of Redundancy Dpt.	Posted - 2011.05.25 05:03:00 - [237] Granted. CCP details out the long, terrible, horrifying story of how the sleepers came to be. When you finish reading it, you immediately become comatose from fright, and lie in the hospital until you die. I wish that the person below me is filled with the need to poke his or her left knee once every day. They asked me if I was a God, and I said no, because God shows mercy.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.25 05:40:00 - [238] Wish granted. However, it applies to the person 3 posts below, not directly below you. I wish I had the best Signarute in the world. ________ The little things
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.25 11:21:00 - [239] Bump for great justice. I repeat my previous wish. ________ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Aus Mote Gallente Project Sinkhole Command	Posted - 2011.05.25 11:42:00 - [240] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish I had the best Signature in the world. Granted. But by nature of it being the best Signature in the world, it is also the most resource consuming. CCP's servers die in a spectacular fire due to trying to display your signature. I wish I was the best of the best at PvP. ----- "It also means "Honest thought" in Estonian (Aus M)te)"



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