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Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.26 02:29:00 - [241] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 26/05/2011 05:51:22 Originally by: Aus Mote Granted. But by nature of it being the best Signature in the world, it is also the most resource consuming. CCP's servers die in a spectacular fire due to trying to display your signature. I wish I was the best of the best at PvP. And the fire would look SO awesome, that aliens would visit and use FTL Satelites to boradcast it ALL over the galaxy and record it for later viewing because it was so awes- Oh yeah, I almost forgot your wish. Wish Granted. CCP bans you because you beat a CCP Dev in a 1-on-1 PvP Dual because he thought you were hacking because he was in a Titan and you were in a Frigate. I wish I had a flamethrower. ____________ ___658881___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.26 05:54:00 - [242] Bump for great justice. I wish I had a flamethrower. ____________ ___652955___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.26 13:19:00 - [243] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 26/05/2011 13:19:04 Bump for great justice. I wish I had a flamethrower. ____________ ___156251___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest Imperial Radiant Empire	Posted - 2011.05.26 13:35:00 - [244] Granted. You get a brand new flamethrower but you mommy takes it away cuz she doesn't like guns. I wish that I would be the only one to have an Eidolon. Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.26 14:14:00 - [245] Originally by: Chevalleis I wish that I would be the only one to have an Eidolon. Wish granted. Now everyone else has Polaris Inspector Frigates. AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE! I want a real-life Alpha Fighter (google "Robotech"). And I do not want the kind that can be sabotaged remotely! ____________ ___54410___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Vigilant Archer	Posted - 2011.05.26 19:32:00 - [246] Wish granted, the alpha fighter is sabotaged manually. I wish for a human brain that is not mine, or anyone I know of. (it would make an interesting conversation piece.
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.26 19:52:00 - [247] Originally by: Vigilant Archer Edited by: Vigilant Archer on 26/05/2011 19:44:23 Wish granted, the alpha fighter is sabotaged manually. I wish for a human brain that is not mine, or anyone I know of. (it would make an interesting conversation piece.) Granted, You receive the tortured brain of a psychic. Blind,deaf and mute, the brain has gone mad with isolation and lashes out randomly with it's mind. This then happens to you I wish for a Pepsi. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 04:16:00 - [248] Originally by: Vigilant Archer Wish granted, the alpha fighter is sabotaged manually. **! Originally by:** Culmen I wish for a Pepsi. Wish granted. But since Coca-Cola tastes so much better, you commit suicide because you wasted your wish on the inferior product. I want a pet lizard. ____________ ___400024___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
stoicfaux Gallente	Posted - 2011.05.27 05:08:00 - [249] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Originally by: Vigilant Archer Wish granted, the alpha fighter is sabotaged manually. **! Originally by:** Culmen I wish for a Pepsi. Wish granted. But since Coca-Cola tastes so much better, you commit suicide because you wasted your wish on the inferior product. I want a pet lizard. A real life Leisure Suite Larry appears and starts to hit on your mother. Your mother keeps offering to babysit your "pet lizard." (What? you whippersnappers have never heard of lounge lizards?) I wish... I had the ability to teleport. ----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 06:38:00 - [250] Originally by: stoicfaux I wish... I had the ability to teleport. Wish granted. However, you don't know how to use the ability, and when you start learning the basics, some guy starts trying to kill you, and you try to flee, but end up teleporting into a boulder on accident, followed by death. I wish I had a real-life Portal Gun. ____________ ___525191___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 09:37:00 - [251] Bump for great justice. I wish at least one of the following (pick ONE to corrupt): - I had an Alpha Fighter (redoing it, and please, no red or blue ones) Or - I had a Mospeada (VR-041 Saber). They are also known as Cyclones Or - I had a real-life Portal Gun (hopefully a clean, undamaged one) ____________ ___877613___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Demonic Blitz	Posted - 2011.05.27 11:36:00 - [252] Edited by: Demonic Blitz on 27/05/2011 11:38:10 You got your Portal Gun, but it only fires dildos EDIT: I wish for a real life ragnarok-class ship :)
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 12:04:00 - [253] Originally by: Demonic Blitz You got your Portal Gun, but it only fires dildos You have just been disqualified. Think of something else. Also, I am going to corrupt your wish. You get your ship, but the reactor can only run on a fuel that doesn't exist anymore. You also don't have the skills to fly it. I wish I had a Cyclone (aka Mospeada), preferably the VR-041 Saber Model. ____________ ___414036___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Reborn Master	Posted - 2011.05.27 14:53:00 - [254] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Originally by: Demonic Blitz You got your Portal Gun, but it only fires dildos You have just been disqualified. Think of something else. Also, I am going to corrupt your wish. You get your ship, but the reactor can only run on a fuel that doesn't exist anymore. You also don't have the skills to fly it. I wish I had a Cyclone (aka Mospeada), preferably the VR-041 Saber Model. You got your Mospeada, but you can't fit in it. I wish the next person to post would not post. BWAHAHAHA
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 15:02:00 - [255] Originally by: Reborn Master You got your Mospeada, but you can't fit in it. The Mospeada is technically a transforming motorcycle. I was actually expecting something more along the lines of "As soon as you turn it on, a bunch of aliens attack you from out of nowhere and blow you up, all because of the fuel it uses" Also, wish granted. Except it will only occur in an alternate reality. I wish for a HUGE gun. ____________ ___521023___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Eseevee	Posted - 2011.05.27 18:45:00 - [256] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish for a HUGE gun. You get your wish, but, the HUGE gun is about to fire, and it shoots bullets faster than the speed of sound, and you get flown/thrown into a beam. I wish I could control lightning
Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest Imperial Radiant Empire	Posted - 2011.05.28 06:31:00 - [257] Granted. You now have the ability to control lighting, but after setting the nation's Capital on fire the CIA kidnaps you and you live the rest of your life having half of your brain missing and the other half having sticks on it. I wish that I could create Gold. Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.28 06:39:00 - [258] Originally by: Chevalleis Granted. You now have the ability to control lighting, but after setting the nation's Capital on fire the CIA kidnaps you and you live the rest of your life having half of your brain missing and the other half having sticks on it. I wish that I could create Gold. Granted, advances in matter fabrication enable everyone on the planet (and by extension, you) to create gold on a whim. Gold is now officially worthless. Too bad you kept most of your fortune in Gold, which is now worthless. I wish I hadn't watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Asurymen	Posted - 2011.05.29 23:42:00 - [259] Granted. You do not watch My Little Pony. However, due to the Laws of Science, which we all know exist, you proceed to watch My Little Pony for the exact same reasons you would have watched it for the first time around. I wish......I was the Grand Chairman of CCP
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.31 02:57:00 - [260] Originally by: Asurymen I wish......I was the Grand Chairman of CCP Wish granted. Unfortunately, you have to move to New Jersey. I wish I knew what happened when Chuck Norris stepped foot in New Jersey ____________ ___746318___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^

Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest	Posted - 2011.05.31 05:11:00 - [261] Granted. You happen to be directly under his foot. I wish Ian will make Clear Skies 4.
Heroltior Ghedonia	Posted - 2011.05.31 08:26:00 - [262] Edited by: Heroltior Ghedonia on 31/05/2011 08:27:22 Originally by: Chevalleis I wish Ian will make Clear Skies 4. Granted. But before he could release it to the interwebs, FOX interviens and cancells the series. I wish FOX was not such A$$hats and didnt cancel every good sci-fi show for the sake of reality TV.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.31 13:59:00 - [263] Granted. FOX now mandates all science fiction shows be formatted to fit the average housewife's TV tastes, and **ography floods The X-Files and Firefly. I wish I knew why people hated New Jersey ____________ ___485100___** ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.31 21:10:00 - [264] Bump for great justice I wish I knew why people hated New Jersey ____________ ___138125___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 03:08:00 - [265] Bump for great justice I wish I knew why people hated New Jersey ____________ ___900990___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.01 04:25:00 - [266] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Bump for great justice I wish I knew why people hated New Jersey Granted, and you go mad from the revelation. The arcane secrets sequestered within New Jersey are too horrific for humans to comprehend on anything but an instinctive level. And you just witnessed it first hand. You lose all sanity points and spend the rest of your life in an insane asylum. I wish that Guillermo del Toro had made his film adaptation of "At The Mountain of Madness" and further more why do i even need a sig?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 06:06:00 - [267] Wish granted. But because you messed with the timeline, Twilight became an animated series with 15 seasons, each with 25 episodes that are all one hour long ____________ ___121456___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 11:10:00 - [268] Oops, I almost forgot my wish. I wish I had 476407 Trillion ISK (the ISK in EVE, not the ISK in Iceland) Then my only problem would be figuring out what I would do with it. ____________ ___476407___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 12:50:00 - [269] Sigh Bump for great justice... ____________ ___329959___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest	Posted - 2011.06.01 13:41:00 - [270] Granted. You become EVE's richest man, however you lose it all in a contract scam. Congratz. I wish that I had 300 titans that I could control at the same time, all fitted with a DD.



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