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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.16 19:13:00 -
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You grant the wish of the person above you (with a few minor changes of course) and then you post your own for somebody to corrupt.
I wish I was a millionare. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.16 19:47:00 -
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Yay! Corrupted Wish Game III: Revenge Of The Spam!
Congratulations, you now have a grand total networth of 1,000,000 Somalia Shillings! This is valued at $30.03 as of Jan 1, 2011
I wish the previous Corrupted Wish Game never ended.
and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.16 19:49:00 -
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Wish granted. It continued with you losing all of your money (both in game and in real-life).
I wish Capsuleer, Warp, and Jump Technology were all real. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2011.02.16 20:38:00 -
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Granted. You are now part of the crew in a Guristas cruiser. A pod-pilot is on an intercept course to your ship. Sadly, you could never manage to become an actual pod-pilot.
I wish to be that pod-pilot. _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.02.16 20:40:00 -
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Edited by: Lance Fighter on 16/02/2011 20:46:09 .
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Jon Taggart
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.02.16 20:45:00 -
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Granted. Because you salivated at the chance of an easy kill, you forgot to realize that this ship was a Bait Ship. You have now been hot-dropped by 2 Carriers. You are now dead.
I wish Mining was some sort of minigame. ____________________________________________ Check out my proposal to change the wallet! |
Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.02.16 20:46:00 -
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Edited by: Lance Fighter on 16/02/2011 20:47:02 Mining becomes a minigame, but just becomes the same yield for increased effort (and really isnt that fun).
I wish to be able to strip mine the asteroid belt in Sol
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.16 21:23:00 -
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Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 16/02/2011 21:23:54 Wish granted. We ran out of all natural resources thanks to you.
I wish I had a Tech III Jovian Titan in the hangar of my home station in Chaven. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Brianna Caldwell
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Posted - 2011.02.16 21:30:00 -
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You start mining the asteroid belt in the Sol System. Then Saturn's moon Janus starts moving and you are in the only ship close enough to intercept it. As your ship approaches it gets caught in a quantum frame shift drive and as you approach the speed of light, you and your crew all get catapulted 20,000 years into the future, Leaving your wife and kids behind. only to be trapped inside some colossal ancient alien structure.
I wish I were the ancient aliens that made the structure.
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Reiisha
EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2011.02.16 21:43:00 -
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Originally by: Brianna Caldwell I wish I were the ancient aliens that made the structure.
Granted. You are now extinct aswell.
I wish for freshly made Belgian milk chocolate, still in the wrapper, without it directly or indirectly killing or harming me or anyone else in the universe and any derivative of it.
"If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:37:00 -
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Originally by: Reiisha I wish for freshly made Belgian milk chocolate, still in the wrapper, without it directly or indirectly killing or harming me or anyone else in the universe and any derivative of it.
Sure. But the wrapper is made of elephant phallus.
I wish this thread would disappear. Just out of pure hatred for these things.
_____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.17 00:26:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
I wish this thread would disappear. Just out of pure hatred for these things.
Granted. Now you and the rest of us flash from existance since it would take the destruction of time and space to satisfy your wish.
I wish that I could actually come up with a funny and potentially intriguing wish.
Slade
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Asurymen
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Posted - 2011.02.17 00:43:00 -
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Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Granted. Now you and the rest of us flash from existance since it would take the destruction of time and space to satisfy your wish.
I wish that I could actually come up with a funny and potentially intriguing wish.
Slade
Granted. You produce a stunning and deeply thought-provoking wish. You are promptly swallowed by hordes of illiterate trolls for daring to imply that the internet is for anything other than bewbs.
I wish I could call down the "Wrath O'Oveur" once per day on any target I wish.
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Boonaki
Caldari Focused Annihilation Detrimental Imperative
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Posted - 2011.02.17 02:33:00 -
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Quote:
I wish I could call down the "Wrath O'Oveur" once per day on any target I wish.
Granted, but the effect also hits you.
I wish earth would explode and take all the humans with it.
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.17 03:18:00 -
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Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 17/02/2011 03:20:04 "Sometimes I feel that the world shoud just STOP!"
Wish granted. You just had the most wonderful dream.
I wish somebody would try to corrupt my wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)... -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.17 03:24:00 -
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Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari
"Sometimes I feel that the world shoud just STOP!"
Wish granted. You just had the most wonderful dream.
I wish somebody would try to corrupt my wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)...
Granted,but it comes in the form of 700 page treatise on "want", "categorical imperative" and "Mold". Your brain dies of boredom.
I wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)... and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Sigma Special Tactics Group Fleet Coordination Coalition
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Posted - 2011.02.17 03:47:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen
Granted,but it comes in the form of 700 page treatise on "want", "categorical imperative" and "Mold". Your brain dies of boredom.
I wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)...
Wish granted. But when you undock, you get a black screen, and then find you are in a pod, and the GMs tell you "the logs show nothing".
I wish for cherries that weigh 1lb. each.
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Department of Redundancy Dpt.
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Posted - 2011.02.17 04:19:00 -
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Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer
Originally by: Culmen
Granted,but it comes in the form of 700 page treatise on "want", "categorical imperative" and "Mold". Your brain dies of boredom.
I wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)...
Wish granted. But when you undock, you get a black screen, and then find you are in a pod, and the GMs tell you "the logs show nothing".
I wish for cherries that weigh 1lb. each.
Granted. 100,000 of those cherries just appeared 10 ft. above your head.
I wish that the sky was a slightly lighter shade of blue. They asked me if I was a God, and I said no, because God doesn't have an annoying sig. |
Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.17 05:44:00 -
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Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish that the sky was a slightly lighter shade of blue.
Granted. Interesting Fact: The sky is blue due to Rayleigh scattering of air molecules. Changing the composition of the atmosphere or adding contaminants to it is one of the ways to change the sky color. One naturally occurring phenomenon that causes this ia a 'Vesuvian volcano eruptions". The sky was a lighter shade of blue for several years the last time something like that happened. Of course you won't notice that, since one such eruption has occurred directly underneath you.
I wish for a sandwich. and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.17 14:34:00 -
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!!! How the **** am I suppossed to corrupt that? Oh, wait, hold on...
IT IS POISONED!
I wish that my character was recieving a steady income of ISK from ANY in-game source. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
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Haxfar Portlaind
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Posted - 2011.02.17 14:40:00 -
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CCP suspect you of botting and RMT, so you get permabaned with the same.
I wish i could get a Jovian Intercepter there is immune to webbing and scramblers
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Bodrul
Caldari The Illuminatii Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2011.02.17 14:53:00 -
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wish granted, only problem is you cant fly it as it as the skill books dont exist and its just a paper weight
I wish i had 100billion isk
............ Researched BPO Lottery (Using Darkness) Game Reviews |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.17 16:34:00 -
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Wish granted, but you get it through scamming, and then CCP Bans you because of that. Thou needeth be more careful. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
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CCP Shadow
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.17 16:49:00 -
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I wish the poster above made another wish to corrupt.
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Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2011.02.17 17:58:00 -
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I wish the poster above me would lock this thread.
Originally by: Allestin Villimar Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it.
Originally by: Torothanax Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive. |
JordanParey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.02.17 18:47:00 -
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Originally by: Mag's I wish the poster above me would lock this thread.
Granted, but another similar thread is opened a few minutes later. Also, your ********* shrink and fall off.
I wish that I was better at PVP.
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Eri Em
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Posted - 2011.02.17 19:54:00 -
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Edited by: Eri Em on 17/02/2011 19:54:41 Good luck on that, you just got poded.
I wish Hit-ler was alive and .... and...
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.17 21:41:00 -
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Originally by: Eri Em
I wish Hit-ler was alive and .... and...
Granted. But he returns with the knowledge of how to bring forth demons form hell to help overthrow the world powers. Unfortunately for him, the spell he learned summoned Leviathan who was unhappy that he, who shall not be named, got out of hell. She then proceeded to devour him and return to her post at the gates of hell.
I wish that I had three accounts for EVE that had lifetime memberships with total ban immunity for each account.
Slade
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Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.17 23:32:00 -
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Originally by: Slade Trillgon
I wish that I had three accounts for EVE that had lifetime memberships with total ban immunity for each account.
Granted. It's practically a rule that any MMORPG offering lifetime subs goes free to play soon after. EVE goes F2P and micro-transaction 2 days after your get your lifetime sub. No, you won't be getting your money back, the logs show nothing.
I wish the logs would show whenever your lost a ship due to a bug/lag. and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Ragnar256
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.02.18 01:22:00 -
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Edited by: Ragnar256 on 18/02/2011 01:22:30
Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Slade Trillgon
I wish that I had three accounts for EVE that had lifetime memberships with total ban immunity for each account.
Granted. It's practically a rule that any MMORPG offering lifetime subs goes free to play soon after. EVE goes F2P and micro-transaction 2 days after your get your lifetime sub. No, you won't be getting your money back, the logs show nothing.
I wish the logs would show whenever your lost a ship due to a bug/lag.
Granted. The logs reveals your recent titan death, and the isk you had been reimbursed, has been taken away several times over, putting you billions into the negatives.
I wish for another plex.
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