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Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.22 23:37:00 - [61] Originally by: Maxima Bane I wish the winter would be gone forever. Granted. winter is gone from everywhere forever. The polar ice caps melt, drowning a portion of the globe. The equatorial regions are uninhabitable, movement outside would cook a human as he stands. The poles are now barren deserts, there may be survivors, but with the unimaginable devastation to the eco system, the future looks bleak for humanity I wish I was omnipotent and omniscient. and further more why do i even need a sig?
YouShouldntEatIt Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2011.02.22 23:46:00 - [62] Originally by: Culmen Granted. winter is gone from everywhere forever. The polar ice caps melt, drowning a portion of the globe. The equatorial regions are uninhabitable, movement outside would cook a human as he stands. The poles are now barren deserts, there may be survivors, but with the unimaginable devastation to the eco system, the future looks bleak for humanity I wish I was omnipotent and omniscient. Granted. You now know that you're adopted, your real parents hate you, and your hamster has sex with you while you sleep and gave you aids. But you can say Pi to the nearest 9 trillionth digit, which causes you to get beat up in school. i wish i didnt have the compulsive urge to spend money on lottery tickets
Jessica Tress	Posted - 2011.02.23 00:02:00 - [63] Edited by: Jessica Tress on 23/02/2011 00:02:06 Wish Granted. You suddenly get the urge to own your own Lottery Company, so you hock everything you own on the markets to afford it all. Becoming your own mascot for your business, you are taunted everywhere you go and forced to live on the streets from Bankruptcy. I wish for Training Skills to grow off Tree's.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.23 05:03:00 - [64] Granted. But now they are just worse than ever. I wish the skills that a required for some things but have no other benefits would include other benefits. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
N0 Quarter	Posted - 2011.02.23 09:48:00 - [65] Wish Granted! Skills that don't have Benefits have now been improved to reduce all benefits of all skills! You have now been War Dec'd by all Corps on Eve! I wish for more girls to play Eve!
thatbloke Gallente	Posted - 2011.02.23 10:56:00 - [66] Granted! There is now a 50/50 split in terms of male/female players of EVE. However, all of the girls now already have partners (male OR female ) and will therefore show no interest in you whatsoever. I wish I could earn the money I take home every month without having to spend 40 hours a week in a job. Originally by: CCP Shadow I think we'd be better off with a troll shard.
Freyya Advanced Planetary Exports Intergalactic Exports Group	Posted - 2011.02.23 11:00:00 - [67] Edited by: Freyya on 23/02/2011 11:02:44 Wish Granted! However all the girls in your family are now playing aswell and found out that you knowingly and willingly did cyber with men. This causes everyone in your family to reject you as related and forces you to move to the northpole where you can't connect to EvE anymore and won't be enjoying all the new girls that play the game like the rest of all the guys. Wish also granted! You have been billed with higher electricity and gas consumption due to you being at home all the time, which causes all your money to go towards the company providing said services leaving you without cash for food or rent/mortgage. I wish i decided to go to school longer and by doing so learned a better profession with the prospects of a better job with better pay, without the possibility that i died prematurely due to the world ending or diseases or anything of that sort. ___________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth Pink is the color of passion xxx Shadow
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.23 12:07:00 - [68] HOW THE **** AM I SUPPOSSED TO CORRUPT THAT?!?! I want more content in EVE. And Optional Patches. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
N0 Quarter	Posted - 2011.02.23 23:22:00 - [69] Wish Granted. CCP bring in new content revolving around Justin Bieber. The Character creator changes everyones character to look like Just Bieber, and a new Epic Arc is brought in which involves you helping Justin Bieber to further his singing career. CCP also announce that they are bringing in Optional Patches, which require you to manually download every ship, skill, and item seperately. Although, all of these Optional Patches need to be installed, or Eve will not run. You've just created a game about Justin Bieber that takes a couple of weeks to download. I wish for Glass tables to not get covered in Dust!
Freyya Advanced Planetary Exports Intergalactic Exports Group	Posted - 2011.02.24 12:02:00 - [70] Granted, glass tables now repell dust. Instead all the dust otherwise on the glass is now multiplied and spread across your entire apartment/house/room forcing you to vacuum/dust every hour. i wish someone would corrupt my previous wish in a fashionable way. ___________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth Pink is the color of passion xxx Shadow
Eda Karrel	Posted - 2011.02.24 13:34:00 - [71] "I wish i decided to go to school longer and by doing so learned a better profession with the prospects of a better job with better pay, without the possibility that i died prematurely due to the world ending or diseases or anything of that sort." Granted. You get your training and land a job that you love and pays very well indeed. The world doesn't end and you remain healthy. But shortly after you start your fabulous job someone invents a robot that can do it three times as fast for half the cost. You are laid off and spend the rest of your life (which is a long time because you are very healthy) as a bitter recluse railing against fate. I wish I had the ability to forsee winning lottery numbers.
Freyya Advanced Planetary Exports Intergalactic Exports Group	Posted - 2011.02.24 13:51:00 - [72] Lol, fashionable and actually quite possible. Wish granted btw, you have won dozens of lotteries. You're however now a multibillionaire hunted down by half the world's population for all sorts of good causes. Not to mention several world powers like China, America and Russia have sent agents to "retrieve" you for "scientific studies". Your money has been frozen and you spend the rest of your life as a labrat in a Russian Goelag, a semi zombie in China and as an awake open brain money printer for the US. I wish we were able to do viable deep space exploration already, with crewed ships more than capable of defending themselves if absolutely neccesary, Earth aswell ofcourse. Just in case.... Ofcourse i would be on one of those capable ships exploring beyond the known universe. ___________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth Pink is the color of passion xxx Shadow
YouShouldntEatIt Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2011.02.24 15:58:00 - [73] Originally by: Freyya Lol, fashionable and actually quite possible. Wish granted btw, you have won dozens of lotteries. You're however now a multibillionaire hunted down by half the world's population for all sorts of good causes. Not to mention several world powers like China, America and Russia have sent agents to "retrieve" you for "scientific studies". Your money has been frozen and you spend the rest of your life as a labrat in a Russian Goelag, a semi zombie in China and as an awake open brain money printer for the US. I wish we were able to do viable deep space exploration already, with crewed ships more than capable of defending themselves if absolutely neccesary, Earth aswell ofcourse. Just in case.... Ofcourse i would be on one of those capable ships exploring beyond the known universe. Wish granted. Because of our increased defences, the Empire crams a cloaking device on the Death Star. We never even saw the laser fire. I wish no matter how much i spent, my wallet always refilled back to 5 billion isk automatically.
Freyya Advanced Planetary Exports Intergalactic Exports Group	Posted - 2011.02.24 16:16:00 - [74] Wish granted. You're now public enemy nr1 since that refill comes from all other players pockets. Actively hunted down everytime you log in ultimatly forces you to never spend a single isk again. I wish i would stop posting in this thread... ___________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth Pink is the color of passion xxx Shadow
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.24 16:37:00 - [75] Wish Granted. However, you start posting in another thread just like this. I wish a Star in EVE went Nova. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
YouShouldntEatIt Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2011.02.24 17:24:00 - [76] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Wish Granted. However, you start posting in another thread just like this. I wish a Star in EVE went Nova. Granted. the star in the system you are currently in goes nova. everything in the system is absolutely destroyed, leaving nothing but the black expanse of space. Due to unique radiation emitted from the nova, all pod pilots lost uplink to their cloning facilities. You are reborn in a fresh clone with 0sp and no memory of who you are. i wish dust 514 would come out already
N0 Quarter	Posted - 2011.02.24 22:45:00 - [77] Wish Granted! Dust 514 is released immediately, but on your way to the Game shop to get your Copy, you are involved in a traggic accidently which ends with the doctors removing both of your arms. You now have to spend the rest of your life knowing everyone else is enjoying such an Awesome Game! I Wish the world of Griefing would come to an end!
JordanParey Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2011.02.25 01:28:00 - [78] Originally by: N0 Quarter Wish Granted! Dust 514 is released immediately, but on your way to the Game shop to get your Copy, you are involved in a traggic accidently which ends with the doctors removing both of your arms. You now have to spend the rest of your life knowing everyone else is enjoying such an Awesome Game! I Wish the world of Griefing would come to an end! Granted. Online griefing comes to an end due to strictly enforced laws passed by real-life governments concerning online behavior. This has the result of griefing becoming a real life action, though. You win the lottery but someone punches you in the face and takes the ticket. Truck/trailers, tankers, trains, and cargo planes are consistently blown up in an effort to score the valuable cargo. You wake up one morning to go to work only to find that your vehicle has had the tires, brakes, wheels, lights, and interior removed, along with your favorite CD. People don't get killed but overall the quality of life goes down the ****ter. I wish that I could develop more of a social life instead of playing Corrupt-A-Wish on some internet spaceships forum.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.25 02:03:00 - [79] Granted, however, your girlfriend says that you have to start playing it on every other forum or she'll dump you. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Liranan Silver Snake Enterprise Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2011.02.25 07:03:00 - [80] Due to not wishing anything the poster above quits EVE after giving me all his stuffz. I wish I had the troll power of a dev. Farjung is my God You people need to open your eyes and read threads before you mindlessly spam the New Thread link.
JaseNZ Gallente	Posted - 2011.02.25 08:51:00 - [81] Originally by: Liranan Due to not wishing anything the poster above quits EVE after giving me all his stuffz. I wish I had the troll power of a dev. Granted, but due to your wish being public every player in the game knows the name of your alter ego, and you log in to 10,000 EVE Mails asking for everything from free Titan BPOs to complete Sov of all 0.0 space...which overloads the server and lands you in hot water with the lead Devs. I wish I had a Vindicator BPO.
Eseevee	Posted - 2011.02.25 19:55:00 - [82] Originally by: JaseNZ Originally by: Liranan Due to not wishing anything the poster above quits EVE after giving me all his stuffz. I wish I had the troll power of a dev. Granted, but due to your wish being public every player in the game knows the name of your alter ego, and you log in to 10,000 EVE Mails asking for everything from free Titan BPOs to complete Sov of all 0.0 space...which overloads the server and lands you in hot water with the lead Devs. I wish I had a Vindicator BPO. Granted. Vindicator's are being nerfed in the next mini-patch, and are worthless now. I wish money grew on tree's.
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.26 02:27:00 - [83] Originally by: Eseevee I wish money grew on tree's. Granted, it's basic economics, since money grows on tree it causes hyperinflation that would make Zimbabwe Dollar look like the Pound Sterling. Society immediately moves to the barter system, too bad most of your "wealth" was stored as cash in the bank. I wish for a cookie. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Cornwalace	Posted - 2011.02.26 13:43:00 - [84] Edited by: Cornwalace on 26/02/2011 13:43:43 Edited by: Cornwalace on 26/02/2011 13:43:08 Originally by: Culmen I wish for a cookie. Granted, it's the best cookie in the world that you'd ever eaten. You want more, but, those kind of cookies comes in wishes, and you will never eat a cookie as awesome as that one. You desire to wish for more cookies, but, realize that you are willing to waste wishes on the best cookie ever, and fall into a deep depression. You listen to Justin Beiber songs during your depression instead of just cutting yourself to dull the pain. I wish I could read minds.
Tobi Vecci	Posted - 2011.02.27 03:20:00 - [85] I wish I could read minds. Granted. However, when you read your parent's minds you discover that they murdered your real parents and kidnapped you. They are very aware of you reading their minds and call the police, who hand you over to the military. You then spend the last decades of your life in a lab at Area 51 having experiments and electroshock therapy done on you everyday, as you gradually lose your sanity and sing to a pet carrot. I wish i had an infinite supply of technetium.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.01 04:17:00 - [86] Granted. But it is an alternate universe where Technetium is so radiioactive, ou die instantly by merely looking at it. I wish I has another light bulb to change the one that just burned out. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Lord Wamphyri Amarr Starside Lost	Posted - 2011.03.01 11:14:00 - [87] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Granted. But it is an alternate universe where Technetium is so radiioactive, ou die instantly by merely looking at it. I wish I has another light bulb to change the one that just burned out. Granted. Unfortunately as you're changing your lightbulb you fall off your stepladder. You grab hold of the light fitting to save yourself but end up pulling half the ceiling down with you, which buries you in rubble. You're not found for several days by which time you've died of starvation and dehydration. I wish I hadn't broken the hand that I **********.. I mean use my mouse with when I tripped over the other day.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.01 11:46:00 - [88] Wish granted. You broke your neck instead. I wish for a new book. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Sabriel Charen'Teng	Posted - 2011.03.01 12:45:00 - [89] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Wish granted. You broke your neck instead. I wish for a new book. Granted. You receive the phone book for Aroostook County, Maine. I wish all the snow on the ground would vanish.
Nefrin Maldoes Minmatar Outer Rim Survey and Salvage	Posted - 2011.03.01 13:04:00 - [90] Edited by: Nefrin Maldoes on 01/03/2011 13:04:57 Originally by: Sabriel Charen'Teng I wish all the snow on the ground would vanish. Granted. Because the snow vanished and didn't melt off, providing much needed water for farm lands and irrigation systems, a wide spread drought occurs. Food is in short supply, a weeks wages may pay for a loaf of bread and a potato. I wish I was better at coding, so I could complete this program faster. Originally by: CCP Shadow Cool! Thanks for linking to this re-purposed homage, Nefrin. -- Shadow

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