This thread will end in many tears, and I am not thinking they will be coming from the goonheads.

This thread will end in many tears, and I am not thinking they will be coming from the goonheads.

I'm ******* going there now! burn down the house! 24 jumps to go! come on! mobilize!

we can do it!

Carebear reporting in , never fired a volley in anger .Were do they live and how do I get there ? I am floating around dioxide at the moment

Do what?

search VFK on your map, set destination and go go go!

Quick, someone give these guys docking rights so they can replace their ships & get back in to the battle quickly.

Okay , Took the dust sheet off my battleship heading there now

no fleet no tactic, invasion! nobody is there! blow them up! 19 jumps to go! move on!

suicide mission! **** we can do it!

3 jumps to go!

There are otherways to draw their resources then fighting, train cloaking 1, get a crap ship, fit with cheap mods, and a cheap cloak, then flood their areas with presence, if no one is there you can tag their structures, and then go into hiding, keep doing that, and they need to keep a presence, also, while your in systems, they need to guard their transports, miners need to look ower their shoulders, things suddenly become troublesome, they know your there, but they dont know really who

At times just shadow play can do more damage then trying to actually kill or blow up things, in any case good luck on your task, and no matter how it goes, have fun !

Harry is actually in VFK, off the station.

That makes him the official king of highsec.

there you go!! :DD https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/347135209088614400/photo/1

there you go!! :DD https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/347135209088614400/photo/1

Harry is actually in VFK, off the station.

That makes him the official king of highsec.

Aren't you going to use your DCU?

And it is precisely this attitude of "why bother?" that prevents fun **** from happening in Eve a lot of the time. Don't do it because you can win. Do it to say that you rolled the **** up there and did it, even if you get sent home in thousands of pubbie pods.

Okay 6 jumps out from goon HQ ran in to a goon bubble trap just one of them running it .Engaged the ship and it ran off ,must have throught I was a Ruse for a bigger force behind me lol.Well made it ti within one jump of the HQ and ran in to a gate camp.About 8 of them I was blinded could not lock anything , 30 seconds and its all over

But had some fun along the way :)

The trouble with violencing goons is that you have to equip to do it twice because they'll enjoy it the first time.


Any alliance would be most inconvenienced if wolf packs used wormholes to bypass the intel channels and gank pipelines and go into deep nullsec. They would be forced away from "the big draw" of nullsec for most of their members (which is to rack up big ISK running anoms) and do combat patrols instead. Even big fleet battles would not happen.

All warfare is ultimately economic. Even if you can't win, you can still drain an enemy dry by making them spend way more money than you. This is why dropping a $50K bomb on a $50 truck never wins wars.

Wait wait...you just lost a battleship, to a gatecamp, you're not raging over it, and you're from highsec? What the hell is even happening in Eve today? O_O

Wait wait...you just lost a battleship, to a gatecamp, you're not raging over it, and you're from highsec? What the hell is even happening in Eve today? O_O

There are otherways to draw their resources then fighting, train cloaking 1, get a crap ship, fit with cheap mods, and a cheap cloak, then flood their areas with presence, if no one is there you can tag their structures, and then go into hiding, keep doing that, and they need to keep a presence, also, while your in systems, they need to guard their transports, miners need to look ower their shoulders, things suddenly become troublesome, they know your there, but they dont know really who

At times just shadow play can do more damage then trying to actually kill or blow up things, in any case good luck on your task, and no matter how it goes, have fun !

Join PL and bring a cyno and some liquid ozone.

And it is precisely this attitude of "why bother?" that prevents fun **** from happening in Eve a lot of the time. Don't do it because you can win. Do it to say that you rolled the **** up there and did it, even if you get sent home in thousands of pubbie pods.

Just so.

Recently did a VentureRoam into GoonSpace. We all died in various fires along the way, but it was fun. So who cares? We're immortal capsuleers! Burn a clone for the cause!

CareBears Unite and lets hit the goons from behind!

lets start a 24 hour invasion with our mission ships

VFK is the target! set destination and go go go!

yes 7 days a week, all go there now!

shoot everything that moves!

I have bad news for you, my friend. Both of you that participated in the attack.

In your agreement to engage in combat, you have ceased to be a carebear. Oh sure, you lost your pod and have been returned to hisec. You have returned to your carebear brethren for now, but unlike them you aren't just about words. You have balls.

Soon you will want more of the joy that accompanied you on your journey. You will research fittings, equip better, go into lowsec and before you realize it - you will start looking down on carebears and ganking them for your own amusement. In your act of defiance against the mighty coalition that ruins all aspects of existence...

...YOU HAVE BECOME A GOON!

Also you have more balls than most hisec people. Now get out there, fight the good fight. Tell them it's possible and send a few navy/pirate battleships with full faction/deadspace fitting into the sweet embrace of EC- campers!

They actually are real Goons, they just kinda like spaceships so they've taken from "ruin the game" to "ruin your game so we can have fun."

Just try holding on to something they want, even if it's your dignity...

Okay 6 jumps out from goon HQ ran in to a goon bubble trap just one of them running it .Engaged the ship and it ran off ,must have throught I was a Ruse for a bigger force behind me lol.Well made it ti within one jump of the HQ and ran in to a gate camp.About 8 of them I was blinded could not lock anything , 30 seconds and its all over

But had some fun along the way :)

That's awesome. I wanna screenshot like that too.

Apparently we go to VFK - IV to get them.....

Indeed. I kind of wish there was one of these things during Oceanic playtime, I have a corp hanger filled with T1 frigates that haven't undocked for ages.

Chances of this happening are lower than CCP letting us re-allocate skill points.

they missed me!! :DD I'm engaging their front door!! :DD

Quick, someone give these guys docking rights so they can replace their ships & get back in to the battle quickly.

Better yet, get a swarm of people with ships that can carry an SBU (do they fit in a cloaky hauler?) then go and SBU random systems all over Deklein meaning they need to go and kill all of them. THAT would be annoying to them, instead of a large fleet of Empire players that don't know how to PVP going and welping ships to them.

Yes, a cloaky hauler can fit an SBU.

They aren't exactly cheap if you're mining in highsec for your isk though - I think I asked and it was like (nearly 180 million sell on Jita).

f you're fine with throwing that away to feed Boat another 20minute structure shoot then good for you I suppose.

And I haven't had a chance to blap a mission boat since the last Burn Jita.

Are you saying eating blue doughnuts made you fat?

You are not alone Harry. Like the Rohirrim I have gone from Moon to Star! 50 jumps and 5 Leagues as the Ibis flies to aid you in your struggle! With my Horn sounding and my Civilian Electron Blaster I took the fight to the CFC! The time has come my brothers!

Thief and Miner! Devil and Ratter! Put aside the Bear! The time is now! We shall hurl our mighty Velator's like arrows in a tempest at our enemy!

I come bearing PROOF! Proof that for 5 minutes I held the CFC in absolute terror as volley after volley from my Civilian Blasters ate away at their living quarters. Children screamed and Women wept as my rounds swept through bedroom, kitchen and yes even The Mittani's Private Midget Sex Chamber....

Rejoice! For even though my lifeless corpse be floating for them to sodomize I am reborn! TO me Harry! Pirate and Carebear Unite!

http://imgur.com/MEtfrn7,aV1ZQlC,MKh8wVo#0

http://imgur.com/MEtfrn7,aV1ZQlC,MKh8wVo#1

http://imgur.com/MEtfrn7,aV1ZQlC,MKh8wVo#2

Splendid, but it will take MORE than that to defeat the goons! To truly oppose the masters of metagaming, day-ruining and their mighty battlefleets (under the command of the Great Admiral - Huge Maroon Vessel) you must form a fleet that will be a force to be reckoned with!

(For a humble price I will reveal the super secret weakness of their main battle fleet. If you throw a bonus, I will gladly direct you to one of their fine, easily corruptible recruiters that will surely let your spy into the mighty armada!)

Don't worry, Harry's inability to speak, spell or hold a coherent conversation for more than a few secs will soon break their will to live

This happening would be the most incredible thing in Eve history.

Che Guevara, Geronimo, William Wallace, V, Frodo, Don Quixote-- crazy little guy going against the odds is a fine tradition. Go 'bears! Win or lose, you'll have some stories to tell.

Some of these people aren't real, you do know that don't you?

I see what you did there.

" Carebears Unite! and lets hit the goons from Beehind! "

I like the idea of high-sec carebears banding together to defeat null-sec power blocks.
The issue is hearding the cats.

Che Guevara, Geronimo, William Wallace, V, Frodo, Don Quixote-- crazy little guy going against the odds is a fine tradition. Go 'bears! Win or lose, you'll have some stories to tell.

FOR FRODO!!!

...YOU HAVE BECOME A GOON*!

Because there's no benefit.

Losing ships + implants for a dog and pony show isn't worth the effort.

The prime problem is the old EvE motto: if you can't afford losing it, don't do it -- and I'm not inclined in throwing away 170mil+ each time on some blob, which once defeated is supplanted by another blob. Wash. Rinse. Repeat ad nauseum .

news from the front! only 12 hours later i was checking out their hideout again,trashing one of their t2 ships with an 700k atron!

one more in my fleet and that bastard would have gone to heaven! :D

https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/347361119054229504/photo/1

https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/347361362210594817/photo/1

Harry, I am kind of impressed, but you are still a clown. HO, whats this? *sniff* *sniff sniff* *sniff sniff sniff* hmmmm I smell barbequed ALT

you're kind of a clown yourself, honestly.

Carebears Unite! and lets hit the goons from behind!

Harry - for a little bit of fun - how about going to Karan - thats TEST new home. Why single out one Null Sec Organization over another? When they all are out to get the folks living in High Sec.

Lets not all forget that TEST were major parts in the Burn Jita's, the Ice Interdiction, and Hulkageddon.

But because TEST had made enemies of their friends, and Goon's need the extra revenue with the Odyssey Changes - everyone is jumping on the bandwagon to kill Goons.

I have been following the stories on EN24 and TM.C - and I must say, EN24 is a laughing joke. There is so much open biased towards anything Goon related, heck, lets call it what it is, HATRED. Yet, the TM.C - their stories are well written, researched, and provided from all angles, not just the Goon Side. Sure Goons love to troll with their comments, but lets look at the stories themselves. And the information they provide.

TEST however have a different philosophy, i did see some videos where they said every ship counts also new and unexperienced capsuleers, nevertehless also in that alliance there are som black sheeps, which need to be silenced... however i still have the hope TEST is taking care of those on their own and find back to their roots

You seem to forget part of your history, because it's convenient for you. TEST were once part of the CFC, they were taken in and taught everything they know. And has every child does against their parent, they rebelled. So for TEST to go back to their "roots" as you call it, that means going back to the CFC, and everything they stand for. They have not forgotten their roots, they just have focused themselves on the wrong target. And like any good parent has to do, Goons are discipling a child.

You seem to forget part of your history, because it's convenient for you. TEST were once part of the CFC, they were taken in and taught everything they know. And has every child does against their parent, they rebelled. So for TEST to go back to their "roots" as you call it, that means going back to the CFC, and everything they stand for. They have not forgotten their roots, they just have focused themselves on the wrong target. And like any good parent has to do, Goons are discipling a child.

TEST however have a different philosophy, i did see some videos where they said every ship counts also new and unexperienced capsuleers, nevertehless also in that alliance there are som black sheeps, which need to be silenced... however i still have the hope TEST is taking care of those on their own and find back to their roots

http://images.mmorpg.com/images/galleries/full/292008/89f8016d-1659-40b3-a3f3-f3dd55aebc8f.jpg

Confirming Goons are not about every ship count.

Well I got my screenshots. Wasn't surprised to see a bubble/gate camp directly after jumping into null sec, however was surprised I wasn't caught in it.
http://imgur.com/gallery/JSYlj41

Made it to VFK! After doing some recon I will push forwards to setting up a battle camp. But first I need to go back to High-sec and do some mining to pay for the frigates.
http://imgur.com/gallery/pgzObHh

Pffft. I haven't seen evidence of actual Goons in this game yet. Merely taking the name and acting like a douche doesn't cut it. Real Goons would have burned this game to the ground years ago and pissed on the ashes laughing. The "Goons" here actually care enough to keep things interesting for others.

great! I need to setup some rifters as well, they seem to be perfect for the job :D

look what i was able to do earlier today, the carebear strikes back! :D

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=250537&find=unread

after this I jumped to my main clone to go mining and stuff as well, but I'm back at the front tomorrow!

Wow there's some hate in this thread.

So why is it that carebears are so horribly maligned and when the notion of them making roams to nullsec come up (which is at the baseline what this is) here comes more hate?


But seriously, if you want to have some carebearish nullsec fun, don't send ships down into the gank pipelines just to die in a campfire and make the renters on the borders feel like the have a purpose. Form wolfpacks of bombers or bomber/blackops groups and use wormholes to go into DEEP null. Then bomb stuff.

Now if you think such a thing is futile, remember that for every ISK not being earned by those tasked to hunt your ass, there's one more being spent on the same endeavor. There's also the uncountable factor of everybody docked up in their POS and all those bots they would be afraid to launch too.

Fact is no wolfpack is going to take down a nullsec corp by any military means, but the damage in ISK and operations would be enough to put economic pressure on them and make life harder. The only reason why the nullbears are lording it up out there practically untouched in their blue donut is because nobody will be creative and do anything about it. CPP has already provided the tools so complaining about it in the forums is pointless .

And if there is hate to go around, I would bet that Mr. Nullsec who loves to complain "carebear this and carebear that" is going to cry like an interior decorator in a house fire when he can't do the one thing he gave up all but his game to do: run anoms and rat. And all because people wanted to stir up some trouble because... well because they can. Hulks used to get ganked because those doing it simply could.

Rifters aren't the op boat they once were. The tiericide knocked the crown of The Frigate King onto the floor. For the moment, it would appear that kitey missile boats like the Condor and the Hookbill and (relatively) heavy brawlers like the Merlin and the Incursus are currently fighting over it.

I have fancied that a Kestrel with good missile rigs and an AB can give a bloody nose or two. What of that hull on Post-Tiercide Eve?

You sir have no idea what a Goon is, the Fellowship of 10bux loves this game and would never want to see such a ready source of pubbie tears removed. For so long as there be pubbie tears to harvest Goon's shall continue to carefully nurture and care for this awful game.

I like what you guys are doing. I got around 30 Ospreys that I'll donate the the endeavor. I built them for sh!ts and giggles experimenting with production and I got a BP for some runs of other ships too.

Last week I almost reprocessed the ships because - well I'm too lazy to sell them (like the billions in exploration and deadspace/faction modules from said exploration I have) but something told me "hold onto them, somebody might need them".

OK then, you want them, you got them. I think I can also build rifters but I'll have to check.

I see a Falcon has jammed your enthusiasm.

Now if you could just get DarthNefarious to stop running incursions to help you out, you could take VFK away from us.

I did shoot at the base!! :DD got screenshots!! :DD

Now if you could just get DarthNefarious to stop running incursions to help you out, you could take VFK away from us.

who needs spies when there are goons who give tips how to destroy themselfes :D but thanks for the hint i shoot him a mail right away, keep looking out of the window, incursion fleet might be incoming shortly

Awesome. I'll give you 15% of the value of any loot that drops from their ships for this service.

you goons are so pigheaded, thinking that you are the latest and greatest... just keep your ship wrecks and build some new ones, we don't want to see you guys fly around in capsules only

Cheap talking, watch out you're dealing with pro's, you're gonna loose at that game

Apparently you just killed the myth Goons drop 20/1 since your Rifter is intact now for a couple days over there, weird enough you don't seen neither offended by their local posting nor seems anyone around is hunting you like Predator did on the old man.

How does it feel like?

What's your real experience on Goons territory and with those you dealt with?

Someone out there found a vein of gold. They smelted it into pure, pure gold and poured into the internets. This thread was formed.

Please tell me this is serious. A Rifter with... what seems to be an ASB, a cloak and a warp core stab. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Tread on, young one and you will never have to endure wearing the chains of carebearism.

~Welcome to the real world~

It would have been great to do some damage but all I wanted was to get there and get out, with my screenshot!!

Now I need to find a new home base for mining from, because Osmon is depleted. Perhaps its all the Russians constantly in local chat. I know they have a WH nearby....

Soon as I get some mining done I will re-fit and go back up to VFK to deal out some damage.

It would have been great to do some damage but all I wanted was to get there and get out, with my screenshot!!

Now I need to find a new home base for mining from, because Osmon is depleted. Perhaps its all the Russians constantly in local chat. I know they have a WH nearby....

Soon as I get some mining done I will re-fit and go back up to VFK to deal out some damage.

How cute, you have one ship. What exactly do you expect to damage?

How cute, you have one ship. What exactly do you expect to damage?

How cute, you have one ship. What exactly do you expect to damage?

you goons are a bit sleepy, our warchest just got filled with 30 ships from investors, and it did just take my carebear catalyst to hunt one of you down infront of your VFK bounce house

there you go!! :DD https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/347135209088614400/photo/1

Now if you could just get DarthNefarious to stop running incursions to help you out, you could take VFK away from us.

you goons are a bit sleepy, our warchest just got filled with 30 ships from investors

Good god! A whole 30 ships? I'm going to stay docked up and wait for The Mittani to tell us all to run for the safety of highsec. Clearly the entire CFC is finished now that you have all of those ships.

Good god! A whole 30 ships? I'm going to stay docked up and wait for The Mittani to tell us all to run for the safety of highsec. Clearly the entire CFC is finished now that you have all of those ships.

yea i know you are all docked, I'm sitting infront of your base right now, it was so boring i had to engage this one here https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/348228244237082624/photo/1 maybe come out for a chat next time

their defences are going down

I REPEAT THEIR DEFENCES ARE GOING DOWN

http://i39.tinypic.com/snfpxl.png

http://i39.tinypic.com/2rfqx5u.png

I like the Pod view.
Now srsly, wouldn't it be easyer if you guys buy postcards? I'm shure Goon office could sell you some wonderfull ones.

One thing I noticed while perusing these pictures is that you guys don't have the proper Carebear Warrior Gäó overview setup.

Please, google Sarah's Overview Pack and read the instructions, download and install. It may seem awkward at first, but trust me, you'll thank me later. It's a tool the industrious Carebear Warrior just can't invade VFK without!

I like the manticore but really any racial stealth bomber will do.

Last night I went to VFK and as soon as I jumped in I noticed a reaper. Naturally I killed it. Normally I would check pilot info to make sure it isn't somebody I wouldn't want to kill but I killed that Reaper so quick I didn't know I killed it!
http://imgur.com/gallery/4bqEhBW/new

Naturally I investigated its contents to see what it had been eating. I noticed a strange thing. It had a collection of 3 civilian miners in it!!

This brings up an interesting question: is it true the Goons are mining to pay the rent? That particular Reaper (and you can look up my kill on zkillboard to confirm) with 3 civilian miners, combined with the rumor of Goons mining to pay rent, really makes a guy wonder.

I checked the pilot info and another surprise! The Goon was only a day old!

There are definitely some changes being made with the Goons. I will stay tuned to see what happens next.

Please do this. I love some good hitting in the behind.


And I haven't had a chance to blap a mission boat since the last Burn Jita.

According to local chat the Goons are "one of the biggest" carebears... so would they Unite against themselves?

That would seem a bit silly wouldn't it?

/thread

I see what you did there.

" Carebears Unite! and lets hit the goons from Beehind! "

I like the idea of high-sec carebears banding together to defeat null-sec power blocks.
The issue is hearding the cats.

Good god! A whole 30 ships? I'm going to stay docked up and wait for The Mittani to tell us all to run for the safety of highsec. Clearly the entire CFC is finished now that you have all of those ships.

Now, now, why so grouchy root? Don't compel me to join the opposition and break out the muffin launcher.

I've been so inspired I'm taking a long look at my Nemesis

(and have yet to do anything with it since I got it)

great idea :D we are all into training stealth bombers already, come with us and we bring real pain to their place :D

I will put another topic up shortly maybe in crime and punishment, we somehow need to get rid of that bubble plague as well in order for us to move freely into goonspace

shoot everything

there's your first problem right there.

Carebears.

there's your first problem right there.

Carebears.

We'll sponsor you a total of 10 stealth bombers as a small contribution to your noble cause.

Please mail me with details of which type you'd prefer.
You are actually not the only ones stealthing in that region, so there is a possibility some friends of mine will contact you and join with their bombers.

Logan Brewster

We'll sponsor you a total of 10 stealth bombers as a small contribution to your noble cause.

Please mail me with details of which type you'd prefer.
You are actually not the only ones stealthing in that region, so there is a possibility some friends of mine will contact you and join with their bombers.

Logan Brewster

Personal Future Confectioners - largest sponsor of carebears united
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Personal Future Confectioners - largest sponsor of carebears united
Herzog Wolfhammer - second largest sponsor

Why are you using Manticores, that have a kinetic damage bonus that is also what rats in goonland shoot? (And therefore, what their carebears will be well tanked against).

You should be in anything but a manticore. Personal recommendation is purifier for that glorious em hole on all shield ships.

Why are you using Manticores, that have a kinetic damage bonus that is also what rats in goonland shoot? (And therefore, what their carebears will be well tanked against).

You should be in anything but a manticore. Personal recommendation is purifier for that glorious em hole on all shield ships.

ok then we need to spy for some war fleets in the maticore, maybe they got different fittings ... thanks for the info we will look into our options and adjust our fleet based on what we are shooting, good to know

Yes, you should use Purifiers. Please talk to Zed Mike for more details, he used to be pretty good at ganking Drakes with a purifier.

Really want to hit them where it hurts? Find their buy hubs, find their fits, and stop selling those modules. Make them go elsewhere to get PvP fits, or make them pay higher prices. Goonswarm is going to war because their funds are drying up, so make them dry up faster.

Of course, I don't have anything against Goonswarm themselves.

Because we totally dont get our ships off alliance contracts

and you cant dock in our stations, our buy hub is Jita- try telling those guys not to sell

get back in your L4 scrub

Any new reports from the front?

Goons and the rest of the CFC are lossing their foothold in Fountain and at the same time losing valuables moons here and there. The tactic of blue balling is not working as well as they thought it would.

As far as sov goes, initially Goons and the CFC were gifted five systems to give them a leg up on the invasion. At one point they had 15 systems, but as the month wore on, they have lost some and are currently at eleven systems. Unfortunately there is no solid way to track all the good moons that provide ISK, but the general agreement is they are losing more than they gain - allegedly.

Any new reports from the front?

Hey Marlona, I think mister Khergit Deserters wanted to have a report from the guerilla front at VFK a small fleet of carebears are invading and infiltrating goonspace... we attempting to smoke out gatecamps, and shoot down goons in their backyard, but thanks for the fountain report anyway, seems we will have a good time in goonspace as long as TEST is keeping them busy on the others side of the universe

If you know some carebears who want to hunt down some goons, now is the time, please let them know and tell them to come to my channel SpaceJunkys where we start organizing our fleets, or they just go to VFK, our slogan GÇ£shoot a goon while they fight for moonGÇ¥ :P

maybe join with your nyx as well ;D

I smell OP is a goon alt :)

If you or Khergit can write up something that is not terrible for someones eyes to read that is factual and encompasses your adventures up there, please send it in to the TMC submissions or contact me. I think an article about so called Carebears Into The Wild would be a great read.

If carebears want to do something. Buy a cloaky hauler some sbus and just fly around dropping them systems.

They (goons) have to fly all the way from fountain to kill them, then fly back again and you drop more its a big merry circle

Harry, I commend your enthusiasm and initiative and I offer to your cause all I have. My low skills and cruiser ships - which is all I can afford to by with my ISK.

Let me know how we can catch up in game!