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Garven Dreis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
127
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Posted - 2014.02.17 11:31:00 -
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Look, I need you to post something about ~wulfpax~ so I can win a bet.
Thanks in advance. Terrible Poster Runner-up 2014 |

Joepopo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
177
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Posted - 2014.02.17 11:51:00 -
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General Lemmings, I am happy to hear that, from your perspective, everything is going well. Keep us updated about that thing you're doing and nobody understand.
I agree with the rest here, for now you don't have much achievements to back your claims at all. No Poco, no fleet fights, no space, no scam, no victories. But if you manage to get something done, I will definitely be proud of you. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
87
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Posted - 2014.02.17 12:02:00 -
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General Lemming wrote:Ps. And when you think this is annoying, I haven't even started yet 
Why? Are you going to start posting like you know how Eve works more? That's the only 'annoying' thing you do. Everything else is fuel for our amusement. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2548
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Posted - 2014.02.17 12:02:00 -
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General Lemming wrote:* We will keep killing all CFC alliances and pets, as we have been doing lately. Much more then we lose and its fun too. * As long as RvB has this deal with Goonies, we will keep giving them reasons to stay purple and at war with us. Even if we have to go after their indy alt corps. * Goonies will keep giving us tears if they like it or not. * You all will be dressing up, every time again. And when you don't, we will pop the poco's. * Powers will keep sending pings. * I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it. * Lemmings will keep growing bigger and bigger (next step 400). * TEST rocks and will hopefully join the party soon. * Blues wont be blues for ever. * Goonies lovers will keep defending their masters on the forums. * Most wont see where this is going. * I will be posting more lines. * Ok I lied, this was the last line. <3  Ps. And when you think this is annoying, I haven't even started yet  The only goon tears here are one generated from the laughter as they point out the quite literally hundreds of flaws in your ideas. Honestly, if CCP had hired clowns to generate entertainment, they still wouldn't be as clueless as you guys.
As for your "intel", you really aren't bright enough to fool people with any of that. I'm fairly sure even casual observers that aren't involved know what you are doing before you do.
As for growing, that I don;t doubt at all. Considering your recruitment criteria is non existent, it's pretty difficult for you to not grow. But membership numbers count for nothing when you are incapable of leading them.
And TEST... they are still about? Now I'm worried. Come on goons, get shaking, the end is nigh. Remember that group of halfwits that got absolutely crushed out of fountain, had half its leadership jump ship robbing everything on their way out? Yeah, those guys. They might join Lemmings! The end is nigh! The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
88
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Posted - 2014.02.17 12:09:00 -
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General Lemming wrote: * I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it.
WOAH WOAH WOAH, I MISSED A PUPPETMASTAAAAAAAAAAA LINE!!!
We bow to your superior puppetmasta intellect. All those guys you got to form up must have really appreciated having their time wasted so you could play puppetmastaaaaa.
We really need to get that poco (non)war bingo card sorted. |

Joepopo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
177
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Posted - 2014.02.17 12:10:00 -
[276] - Quote
Xaerael Endiel wrote:General Lemming wrote: * I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it.
WOAH WOAH WOAH, I MISSED A PUPPETMASTAAAAAAAAAAA LINE!!! We bow to your superior puppetmasta intellect. All those guys you got to form up must have really appreciated having their time wasted so you could play puppetmastaaaaa. We really need to get that poco (non)war bingo card sorted.
Ahah puppet, you answered exactly as he meant you to. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
88
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Posted - 2014.02.17 12:15:00 -
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Joepopo wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote:General Lemming wrote: * I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it.
WOAH WOAH WOAH, I MISSED A PUPPETMASTAAAAAAAAAAA LINE!!! We bow to your superior puppetmasta intellect. All those guys you got to form up must have really appreciated having their time wasted so you could play puppetmastaaaaa. We really need to get that poco (non)war bingo card sorted. Ahah puppet, you answered exactly as he meant you to.
Dangit, fell for his amazing puppetmastaness.
Oh high and mighty Puppetmasta Lemming, please teach us the ways of true highsec puppetmastary so we can be winning like you. All our victory conditions are being met, and our fleets never stand down. We don't know how this is happening and dearly need to start losing the fights that matter so we can be winning like you.
Waaaaaaiiiiitttt....... |

Joepopo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
180
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Posted - 2014.02.17 12:21:00 -
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Xaerael Endiel wrote: Oh high and mighty Puppetmasta Lemming, please teach us the ways of true highsec puppetmastary so we can be winning like you. All our victory conditions are being met, and our fleets never stand down. We don't know how this is happening and dearly need to start losing the fights that matter so we can be winning like you.
Waaaaaaiiiiitttt.......
Stop giving him what he wants. You're doing exactly what he wants. I am doing exactly what he wants by trying and stop you. We re enacting his carefully masterminded plot. We should stop posting now. |

Joepopo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
180
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Posted - 2014.02.17 12:22:00 -
[279] - Quote
He probably wanted us to stop posting from the start and organised a high-sec antigoon alliance for that purpose...
Stop not posting at once. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
91
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Posted - 2014.02.17 12:22:00 -
[280] - Quote
Hold on, I said "losing" fights. Dangit again, Puppetmasta Lemming tricked me into thinking that his side was losing when all along they were just not fighting in the first place.
Oh mighty Puppetmasta Lemming, your puppetmasta powers are beyond measure. |
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Pete Butcher
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
65
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Posted - 2014.02.17 12:42:00 -
[281] - Quote
General Lemming wrote:* We will keep killing all CFC alliances and pets, as we have been doing lately. Much more then we lose and its fun too. * As long as RvB has this deal with Goonies, we will keep giving them reasons to stay purple and at war with us. Even if we have to go after their indy alt corps. * Goonies will keep giving us tears if they like it or not. * You all will be dressing up, every time again. And when you don't, we will pop the poco's. * Powers will keep sending pings. * I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it. * Lemmings will keep growing bigger and bigger (next step 400). * TEST rocks and will hopefully join the party soon. * Blues wont be blues for ever. * Goonies lovers will keep defending their masters on the forums. * Most wont see where this is going. * I will be posting more lines. * Ok I lied, this was the last line. <3  Ps. And when you think this is annoying, I haven't even started yet 
Almost like a SOTA. |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
512
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Posted - 2014.02.17 13:02:00 -
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Pete Butcher wrote:General Lemming wrote:* We will keep killing all CFC alliances and pets, as we have been doing lately. Much more then we lose and its fun too. * As long as RvB has this deal with Goonies, we will keep giving them reasons to stay purple and at war with us. Even if we have to go after their indy alt corps. * Goonies will keep giving us tears if they like it or not. * You all will be dressing up, every time again. And when you don't, we will pop the poco's. * Powers will keep sending pings. * I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it. * Lemmings will keep growing bigger and bigger (next step 400). * TEST rocks and will hopefully join the party soon. * Blues wont be blues for ever. * Goonies lovers will keep defending their masters on the forums. * Most wont see where this is going. * I will be posting more lines. * Ok I lied, this was the last line. <3  Ps. And when you think this is annoying, I haven't even started yet  Almost like a SOTA.
Only this SOTA wasn't interrupted by constant POCO reinforcement mails 
D.
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Joepopo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
181
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Posted - 2014.02.17 13:06:00 -
[283] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Pete Butcher wrote: [...] Almost like a SOTA.
Only this SOTA wasn't interrupted by constant POCO reinforcement mails  D. 
Ouch. That one hurt. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
95
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Posted - 2014.02.17 13:10:00 -
[284] - Quote
Pete Butcher wrote:General Lemming wrote:* We will keep killing all CFC alliances and pets, as we have been doing lately. Much more then we lose and its fun too. * As long as RvB has this deal with Goonies, we will keep giving them reasons to stay purple and at war with us. Even if we have to go after their indy alt corps. * Goonies will keep giving us tears if they like it or not. * You all will be dressing up, every time again. And when you don't, we will pop the poco's. * Powers will keep sending pings. * I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it. * Lemmings will keep growing bigger and bigger (next step 400). * TEST rocks and will hopefully join the party soon. * Blues wont be blues for ever. * Goonies lovers will keep defending their masters on the forums. * Most wont see where this is going. * I will be posting more lines. * Ok I lied, this was the last line. <3  Ps. And when you think this is annoying, I haven't even started yet  Almost like a SOTA.
I'm going to not troll post now, and break it down for them... But in a totally new format, the "Neon Goblin Evangevlon This (something) that" format.
* We will keep killing all CFC alliances and pets, as we have been doing lately. Much more then we lose and its fun too. **We are (not) winning * As long as RvB has this deal with Goonies, we will keep giving them reasons to stay purple and at war with us. Even if we have to go after their indy alt corps. **We are (not) going to fight * Goonies will keep giving us tears if they like it or not. **We (don't) know how they feel * You all will be dressing up, every time again. And when you don't, we will pop the poco's. **We'll (never) have our chance * Powers will keep sending pings. **We're (not) wasting your time * I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it. **Something (PUPPETMASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) something * Lemmings will keep growing bigger and bigger (next step 400). **We will (never) be big enough * TEST rocks and will hopefully join the party soon. **They (didn't) win their last 2 fights with goons * Blues wont be blues for ever. **We are (not) making you worry about your allies * Goonies lovers will keep defending their masters on the forums. **(puppetmasta) * Most wont see where this is going. **(PUPPETMASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) * I will be posting more lines. **(I think) I'm funny * Ok I lied, this was the last line. **I'm (not) funny
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2549
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Posted - 2014.02.17 13:10:00 -
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Danalee wrote:Pete Butcher wrote:Almost like a SOTA. Only this SOTA wasn't interrupted by constant POCO reinforcement mails  While that SOTA was being made, I reinforced all of the POCOs the Lemmings own. Fact. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Johan March
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
95
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Posted - 2014.02.17 13:13:00 -
[286] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Only this SOTA wasn't interrupted by constant POCO reinforcement mails  D. 
Constantly, once?
And those are the POCOs that nobody bothered to show up to contest last night? Those POCOs? I see it now, the sea of goblin and marmite POCO tags, Goons driven from hisec per Goblin's master baiting plan. Oh wait, that didn't happen.
But goblin is winning anyway. He said so on his blog. We lost opportunity costs because we weren't ratting, the backbone of GSF /CFC income.
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Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
95
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Posted - 2014.02.17 13:16:00 -
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Danalee wrote:Only this SOTA wasn't interrupted by constant POCO reinforcement mails  D. 
Sadly for you guys, TEST had more of an impact during that SOTA dropping SBUs in VFK. The impact being they had the balls to have a fight, and went to a system they couldn't just run away from a fight and dock up in. |

Joepopo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
181
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Posted - 2014.02.17 13:21:00 -
[288] - Quote
Johan March wrote:Danalee wrote:Only this SOTA wasn't interrupted by constant POCO reinforcement mails  D.  Constantly, once? And those are the POCOs that nobody bothered to show up to contest last night? Those POCOs? I see it now, the sea of goblin and marmite POCO tags, Goons driven from hisec per Goblin's master baiting plan. Oh wait, that didn't happen. But goblin is winning anyway. He said so on his blog. We lost opportunity costs because we weren't ratting, the backbone of GSF /CFC income.
I brought my ratting ship to defend the poco.
It was scimitar... |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
512
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Posted - 2014.02.17 13:28:00 -
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Joepopo wrote: I brought my ratting ship to defend the poco. It was scimitar...
Bad goonie! You should be raiding/poopsocking/hellcamping or something!
Johan March wrote: Constantly, once?
We know you are bad with numbers but 90messages <> 1 Or didn't you pay attention to your master?
D.
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Joepopo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
181
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Posted - 2014.02.17 13:35:00 -
[290] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Joepopo wrote: I brought my ratting ship to defend the poco. It was scimitar...
Bad goonie! You should be raiding/poopsocking/hellcamping or something!
How do you know for sure I didn't have an AFK dominix with drone assisted on a FC running in the background? |
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Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
512
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Posted - 2014.02.17 13:37:00 -
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Joepopo wrote: How do you know for sure I didn't have an AFK dominix with drone assisted on a FC running in the background?
The epitome of elite PVP in nullsec. I bet you had that, next to a sock and an empty bottle. Thanks for sharing 
D.
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Joepopo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
181
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Posted - 2014.02.17 13:43:00 -
[292] - Quote
Danalee wrote:Joepopo wrote: How do you know for sure I didn't have an AFK dominix with drone assisted on a FC running in the background?
The epitome of elite PVP in nullsec. I bet you had that, next to a sock and an empty bottle. Thanks for sharing  D. 
This is correct. I told in fleet chat I finished my bottle of laphroaig 10y that evening and we talked extensively about how good it was. Were you spying on us?
Edit: Do you really need to sign your posts? |

Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
512
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Posted - 2014.02.17 13:49:00 -
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Naturally I've got spies, in fact, my main is a goonie goon. I once signed a post by accident and it got all sorts of feathers ruffled, haven't stopped doing it ever since 
D.
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Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
95
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Posted - 2014.02.17 14:02:00 -
[294] - Quote
True story: Most of us were dual logged on our lemmings/marmite alts, laughing in mumble about all the hurfblurf grr goons chatter.
I think about 70% of the fleet was doing that, while the rest talked about sci-fi. |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2551
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Posted - 2014.02.17 14:26:00 -
[295] - Quote
Xaerael Endiel wrote:True story: Most of us were dual logged on our lemmings/marmite alts, laughing in mumble about all the hurfblurf grr goons chatter.
I think about 70% of the fleet was doing that, while the rest talked about sci-fi. It does make you wonder how many Lemmings are in fact CFC alts. I pretty much aim to inflate their numbers for fun. I'm trying to always be more than 1% of their alliance population, just so I can get 24 hour coverage of laughing at their sperg without being obvious. :D
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
95
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Posted - 2014.02.17 14:34:00 -
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Lucas Kell wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote:True story: Most of us were dual logged on our lemmings/marmite alts, laughing in mumble about all the hurfblurf grr goons chatter.
I think about 70% of the fleet was doing that, while the rest talked about sci-fi. It does make you wonder how many Lemmings are in fact CFC alts. I pretty much aim to inflate their numbers for fun. I'm trying to always be more than 1% of their alliance population, just so I can get 24 hour coverage of laughing at their sperg without being obvious. :D
7 are my guys in lemmings. Though that number can't be right, because goons don't have alts, Gevlon says so. |

Powers Sa
924
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Posted - 2014.02.17 14:41:00 -
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General Lemming wrote:* We will keep killing all CFC alliances and pets, as we have been doing lately. Much more then we lose and its fun too. * As long as RvB has this deal with Goonies, we will keep giving them reasons to stay purple and at war with us. Even if we have to go after their indy alt corps. * Goonies will keep giving us tears if they like it or not. * You all will be dressing up, every time again. And when you don't, we will pop the poco's. * Powers will keep sending pings. * I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it. * Lemmings will keep growing bigger and bigger (next step 400). * TEST rocks and will hopefully join the party soon. * Blues wont be blues for ever. * Goonies lovers will keep defending their masters on the forums. * Most wont see where this is going. * I will be posting more lines. * Ok I lied, this was the last line. <3  Ps. And when you think this is annoying, I haven't even started yet  There is no such thing as pets. There are such things as allies.
Danalee wrote:[quote=Pete Butcher] Only this SOTA wasn't interrupted by constant POCO reinforcement mails  D. 
Implying anyone even cared they were being reinforced at the time. lol |

Joepopo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
182
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Posted - 2014.02.17 14:42:00 -
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Xaerael Endiel wrote:
If I was in lemmings, I'd be too scared to undock, because someone's gonna get something valuable AWOXed by a burner spy sooner or later.
All pieces are falling into place, soon Gevlon will unveil the dramatic finale for this: Nothing will happen. |

Xaerael Endiel
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
96
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Posted - 2014.02.17 15:01:00 -
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Joepopo wrote:Xaerael Endiel wrote:
If I was in lemmings, I'd be too scared to undock, because someone's gonna get something valuable AWOXed by a burner spy sooner or later.
All pieces are falling into place, soon Gevlon will unveil the dramatic finale for this: Nothing will happen.
Ahhhh, so that's what the "Most won't see where this is going" line was about. I see, I see. |

Professor Clio
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
338
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Posted - 2014.02.17 15:20:00 -
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I had to take a fleet three jumps for two hours. It was so strenuous an effort that today not a single RvB member logged in!
As a funny aside we sent a squad of inties into uedema and since marmite expected us all to be in perimeter they quickly lost half a dozen ships, including Tora losing a T2 trimarked oracle (odd fit if you ask me but maybe docking game oracles are a thing) |
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