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Ed Tekki Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 5	Posted - 2014.02.18 04:34:00 - [331] - Quote Unfortunate news from the editorial desks of the Goblin Exposed. Due to reading Gevlons latest blog, several staff members have died due to that thing that happens when you're laughing too hard and can't breathe. This is a sad day for investigative journalism.
Weaselior GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 6551	Posted - 2014.02.18 05:19:00 - [332] - Quote Professor Clio wrote: I'm starting to think gevlons blog is actually some sort of avant garde comedy experiment. Think about it. aren't you afraid of his ominous posts about you :ohdear: Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division: "We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half."
La Nariz GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 1687	Posted - 2014.02.18 05:23:00 - [333] - Quote Quote: other players are inferior to Goons You finally got something right gevlon. This post was loving crafted by a member of the Official GoonWaffe recruitment team. Proof Highsec reward needs to be nerfed: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AqC-BTui2uSGdDlxa2dWOG5ieHB0QXBVWW82bGN5TFE&usp=sharing
Louis Robichaud Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 126	Posted - 2014.02.18 05:24:00 - [334] - Quote rubs forehead Gevlon... what are you doing?!? Are you trying to boost the morale of the goons? Because while you do have a very valid point that the goons play-style is grief/tears driven at times, your demands are ridiculous. Boiled down, they amount to the goons not being goons. Even if 1: you had crushed the goon poco empire and 2: that actually was a significant blow to them, t hey still wouldn't agree to these demands. It would just motivate them to fight harder. So what are you trying to achieve here? Not only are you boosting the goon morale, you are also hurting your credibility since point 1 and 2 haven't even been fulfiled. I also see you threaten a "special announcement" for RvB tomorrow. Now I'm not too worried since some of your previous special announcements have been underwhelming. But before you make it... are you sure that you aren't just going to be motivating us more?
Pete Butcher Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass 68	Posted - 2014.02.18 05:46:00 - [335] - Quote When I thought it couldn't get more absurd, goblin publishes another post. I think even marmite got a good laugh from it. And some big announcement for rvb? You guys should get ready for some stats and a chart!
Erotica 1 Krypteia Operations CODE. 3696	Posted - 2014.02.18 07:31:00 - [336] - Quote http://greedygoblin.blogspot.com/2014/02/there-will-be-no-goons.html?m=1 I think I woke the neighborhood up laughing. Um, no offense... Can we get an open discussuion of this blog post on it's own thread. It is a literary something. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Tauranon Weeesearch Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere 773	Posted - 2014.02.18 08:59:00 - [337] - Quote Erotica 1 wrote: http://greedygoblin.blogspot.com/2014/02/there-will-be-no-goons.html?m=1 I think I woke the neighborhood up laughing. Um, no offense... Can we get an open discussuion of this blog post on it's own thread. It is a literary something. Its a fun piece of propaganda. I'm sure he is enjoying writing those, its one of the perks of the way EVE works that things like propaganda are relevant (unlike trying to integer overflow the gold counter in WoW). Pretty much the propoganda is all about low hanging fruit though. 30b of pblrd losses is still a small part of the 250b / mo plbrds actually lose (if you thought goons were bad... you aint seen nuffin), and appears to be basically an accounting translation, 4b / w of gevlons money buys the ability to accounting move 30b of the losses that existed anyway, from marmites own preexisting figures to gevlons figures. Doesn't actually change preexisting figures. 300 players are the easily recruited lemmings. The next 300 will be harder, as finding kills for the next 300 will largely not involve shooting more plbrds, as thats a fully tapped resource, nor shooting more bad goon flagged characters hauling, as thats also a fully tapped resource, but has to come largely from poco warfleets - ie the gains can no longer come in low hanging fruit. I'd also imagine that given another month, the original 300 players will start to run their course (ie natural desubs, people recrutiing to their next thing as they get bored, or better or whatever), so ultimately he'll reach some equilibrium where he can only really recruit what he is losing. ie he can be as successful as he is now at recruiting, and eventually just be standing still, with all his very own graphs flatlined. The failure to take any pocos is a particular concern for trying to increase the rate of recruiting - which is ultimately necessary to avoid the flatline.
Joepopo GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 191	Posted - 2014.02.18 09:18:00 - [338] - Quote Nevermind pocos, let's get straight to step 3: PROFIT!
General Lemming Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings 137	Posted - 2014.02.18 11:08:00 - [339] - Quote Garven Dreis wrote: I suppose they couldn't dock fast enough. Aren't you that Marmite spy ? Nice corp histo (C&C aka Marmites), funny they didn't see that.
Ed Tekki Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 7	Posted - 2014.02.18 11:18:00 - [340] - Quote General Lemming wrote: Garven Dreis wrote: I suppose they couldn't dock fast enough. Aren't you that Marmite spy ? Nice corp histo (C&C aka Marmites), funny they didn't see that. General Lemming, Ed Tekki of the Goblin Exposed. Can we have a comment on your financiers apparent mental breakdown.
General Lemming Darwins Lemmings Holding Darwins Lemmings 137	Posted - 2014.02.18 11:34:00 - [341] - Quote Ed Tekki wrote: General Lemming wrote: Garven Dreis wrote: I suppose they couldn't dock fast enough. Aren't you that Marmite spy ? Nice corp histo (C&C aka Marmites), funny they didn't see that. General Lemming, Ed Tekki of the Goblin Exposed. Can we have a comment on your financiers apparent mental breakdown. These are clearly Goon lies and propaganda ! When your HQ is ours, you will suffer !
Joepopo GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 192	Posted - 2014.02.18 12:09:00 - [342] - Quote General Lemming wrote: When your HQ is ours, you will suffer ! You do sound much like Harry the clown at the beginning of his goon hate delusion.
Garven Dreis GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 128	Posted - 2014.02.18 12:29:00 - [343] - Quote I wasn't aware Mordus Angels had a high-sec branch. Terrible Poster Runner-up 2014
Johan March GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 98	Posted - 2014.02.18 13:10:00 - [344] - Quote I literally cannot stop laughing after reading Gevlon's latest blog post. I hope it's some sort of clever and extremely subtle troll (or like Arkady surmised, avant garde comedy), because otherwise .
Thius Taxus Thellere The Scope Gallente Federation 1	Posted - 2014.02.18 13:14:00 - [345] - Quote Look. We're well on our way to another 60+ thread arguing about Gevlon's latest postings.
Ted McManfist GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 39	Posted - 2014.02.18 13:17:00 - [346] - Quote General Lemming wrote: And I am not impressed about your nul bear Goonies defence fleets. You are impressed enough to run away General Lemming wrote: You might think you make any impact here in high sec, but it just doesn't work that way here. You will still lose ships, more and more. Currently 12B more losses for you guys after 1 month or so. Am not going to explain how things work any further. Its tempting, but you have to find out yourself. And thanks for all the replies confirming my state of the Lemons. Please, educate me on how things work. You haven't captured a single Goon-owned POCO. You haven't fought over a single timer. How are you winning again? Oh, that's right, MY OPPORTUNITY COST!! Bloo bloo bloo bloo :condi:
Garven Dreis GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 128	Posted - 2014.02.18 13:41:00 - [347] - Quote Looking for an opportunity cost appraisal for Gevlon posting. Please respond. Terrible Poster Runner-up 2014
Ed Tekki Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 8	Posted - 2014.02.18 13:42:00 - [348] - Quote The remaining reporters at the Goblin Exposed have pushed through their sorrow to aide me in making this, possibly the last, report. Please take a moment to read, possibly put some sad Elton John music on, and read the latest, and possibly the final edition of The Goblin Exposed. http://goblinexposed.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/the-goblin-war-criminal.html
Erotica 1 Krypteia Operations CODE. 3700	Posted - 2014.02.18 14:05:00 - [349] - Quote How much would losses be reduced if we assume all targets have platinum insurance on their hulls? Gevlon, please publish an exhaustive report examining this. For added oomph, please also provide us with a detailed report of how much time may have gone into the production assuming all lost ships were actually manufactured by the targets from ore they mined. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Leto Thule Sons of Retribution 425	Posted - 2014.02.18 14:12:00 - [350] - Quote Erotica 1 wrote: How much would losses be reduced if we assume all targets have platinum insurance on their hulls? Gevlon, please publish an exhaustive report examining this. For added oomph, please also provide us with a detailed report of how much time may have gone into the production assuming all lost ships were actually manufactured by the targets from ore they mined. Well, while this may be a good idea, your forgetting a key component. Ammo. Each shot fired is detracting from the total damage done "profit margin"... and I daresay... an "opportunity cost" is incurred because those shots could have been spent making ISK, or the time used to fire said shots could have been spent mining. Please include this in the new report as well, with a breakdown of ammo used for each shot. (Yes, the specific type of ammo is important here!) I expect that once this report is published, no less than half of GSF will ragequit and uninstall. Killboard https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Danalee EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective 514	Posted - 2014.02.18 14:25:00 - [351] - Quote Sigh... This is why we can't have nice things People have to understand, you can't just go about ordering people to do menial tasks! What do you guys think this is? NULLSEC?! Anyhow, looks like the goon resistance is faltering with every post mister Goblin makes. From day one they only posted three possible replies to everything; - hahaha you dumb, I smart - I DON'T CARE, WE ARE NOT AFFECTED, DAMNIT! - You aren't winning fast enough. Or a sperging wall of text containing all of the above. I expected more from you lot. D. Edit: forgot to mention all goons except Joepopo, he seems to be having fun.
Powers Sa 934	Posted - 2014.02.18 14:40:00 - [352] - Quote General Lemming wrote: When your HQ is ours, you will suffer ! Going to be kind of hard to do when you keep losing gatecamps to our RVB buddies: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&adjacent&kll_id=21999326 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&adjacent&kll_id=21997736 Unlike gevlon, we don't have to pay people to like us. lol
Xaerael Endiel GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 97	Posted - 2014.02.18 14:48:00 - [353] - Quote Danalee wrote: Sigh... This is why we can't have nice things People have to understand, you can't just go about ordering people to do menial tasks! What do you guys think this is? NULLSEC?! Anyhow, looks like the goon resistance is faltering with every post mister Goblin makes. From day one they only posted three possible replies to everything; - hahaha you dumb, I smart - I DON'T CARE, WE ARE NOT AFFECTED, DAMNIT! - You aren't winning fast enough. Or a sperging wall of text containing all of the above. I expected more from you lot. D. Edit: forgot to mention all goons except Joepopo, he seems to be having fun. Oh just stop. I can't take it any more, I'm all laughed out. Between Gevlon's blog, and your badposts I'm starting to lean towards this all being a bad joke. I'll bite, and respond to your dumb bulletpoints anyway. Anyone who thinks they can really hurt Goons with a high sec wardec really are dumb. My passive monthly income is higher than I can spend, and I literally throw billions a month at our newbies. We're not affected in any way by refd POCOs. No money is lost, and we prefer the opportunity of making Gevlon make a tit of himself in public than ratting for a meagre 100m per hour. Passive incomes, etc. You're not winning at all. That's a hard fact. You've literally had no impact on us what so ever. If you had, we'd be getting more than a few dozen guys to chase you off when the POCOs come out of ref.
Khanh'rhh GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 2697	Posted - 2014.02.18 15:05:00 - [354] - Quote General Lemming wrote: Garven Dreis wrote: I suppose they couldn't dock fast enough. Aren't you that Marmite spy ? Nice corp histo (C&C aka Marmites), funny they didn't see that. @all you Goonies, you shall soon see the destruction of VFK when we land our rage on you ! Please send kitchen-sink fleets to VFK. It's always worked out so well before. But I get that you don't literally believe this and are just having fun with Gevlon's money. That's cool too. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930
Danalee EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective 514	Posted - 2014.02.18 15:12:00 - [355] - Quote Powers Sa wrote: General Lemming wrote: When your HQ is ours, you will suffer ! Going to be kind of hard to do when you keep losing gatecamps to our RVB buddies: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&adjacent&kll_id=21999326 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&adjacent&kll_id=21997736 Unlike gevlon, we don't have to pay people to like us. Killboards are back on the table? A few pages ago they didn't matter, this really is a rollercoaster of a thread Anyhow I see your petty squables and raise you; Some random destruction Your move, mister bond! Oh, and mister Goblin isn't paying us nor lemmings to like him, rather to kill your ships which seems to be working out just fine (according to our standards, not yours, I know) D.
Lucas Kell JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance 2551	Posted - 2014.02.18 15:17:00 - [356] - Quote Danalee wrote: Oh, and mister Goblin isn't paying us nor lemmings to like him, rather to kill your ships which seems to be working out just fine (according to our standards, not yours, I know) So you like him for free? Or you just don't like him? The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff.
Danalee EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective 516	Posted - 2014.02.18 15:23:00 - [357] - Quote Lucas Kell wrote: Danalee wrote: Oh, and mister Goblin isn't paying us nor lemmings to like him, rather to kill your ships which seems to be working out just fine (according to our standards, not yours, I know) So you like him for free? Or you just don't like him? He fascinates me and I don't really dislike anyone I play (computer)games with, mister Goblin has quite the passion for the game I've been playing for years and I respect him for that. Does that answer your question Lucas? D.
Joepopo GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 193	Posted - 2014.02.18 15:53:00 - [358] - Quote =ƒÆ¬
Lucas Kell JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance 2551	Posted - 2014.02.18 16:06:00 - [359] - Quote Danalee wrote: Lucas Kell wrote: Danalee wrote: Oh, and mister Goblin isn't paying us nor lemmings to like him, rather to kill your ships which seems to be working out just fine (according to our standards, not yours, I know) So you like him for free? Or you just don't like him? He fascinates me and I don't really dislike anyone I play (computer)games with, mister Goblin has quite the passion for the game I've been playing for years and I respect him for that. Does that answer your question Lucas? Not particularly. You don't necessarily need to dislike someone to not like them, and while you always try to put across this rational, emotion free persona, many of your posts are pretty hate filled, with plenty of insults. Also, as for his passion for the game, he doesn't really have passion for EVE, he in fact seems to hate the vast majority of the game. If it were up to him we would be playing WoW in space. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff.
Danalee EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective 516	Posted - 2014.02.18 16:10:00 - [360] - Quote Hate filled posts huh, believe me they are not intended to come across as hate-filled, in fact quite the contrary. As for Wow in space, I don't see that in his posts, what makes you conclude that? D.

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