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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.02.01 06:02:00 -
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Highsec wardec corps still remember fondly of the Jade Constantine war, when they could join as allies against Goons and farm them. CCP fixed the ability of locking the aggressor into war and Goons are cautious in wardeccing ever since. Of course you can wardec Goons... for 500M/week. Same for RvB: while they are the dream target of every highsec PvPer, they can only be decced for 2x500M/week due to their size.
But today Christmas came very early. 3 weeks ago, I started a project, a ragtag alliance that invites every warm body to attack GSF. This alliance grew to 190 men in just 3 weeks and reinforced Goon POCOs. To avoid losing their money print POCOs near Jita, Goons commanded their highsec pet RvB to join in the war and defend them. 98% of Lemming losses are to RvB as Goons suck unless they are 10x outnumbering. Still, the everyone is invited alliance is 15.6B vs 7.7B in ISK damage.
Then yesterday - despite Goons trolled in 52 pages that it won't ever happen - the first Goon POCO fell. To salvage the disaster, Mynnna himself planted a new POCO on an altcorp. This belongs to the 8-men alliance "Goon Capital" that was instantly wardecced, so they can't transfer the POCO. As they clearly can't hold it, RvB was commanded to jump in as allies.
So here is your chance! Now you can get into the massacre of bees and pets without joining the Lemmings! Just wardec this 8-man corp, shoot their POCO in Perimiter until RvB and Goons join the war as allies to defend it, then slaughter them like the vermin they are!
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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
575
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Posted - 2014.02.01 06:10:00 -
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I'll bet 50 mil on this :)
jack1974 > can still call me zeus :) if you want
Danalee > Jack is more humble :) |
Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
334
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Posted - 2014.02.01 06:18:00 -
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Come on man. Isn't one thread enough?
You dropped one goonswarm POCO. They own half the damn map. Your effort to make a statement is commendable, but it simply doesn't hurt them.
Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |
Enya Dorne
9
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Posted - 2014.02.01 07:04:00 -
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Why do we need another abhorrent thread about you tossing your cookies, I have an idea Gevlon maybe you should help N3/PL out with some funds |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
118
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Posted - 2014.02.01 08:19:00 -
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The other thread is about joining a corp or alliance. This thread is for independent corps/alliances who do not wish to join, but want to kick Goons (or just want to kick anyone). |
Kryptik Kai
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
9481
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Posted - 2014.02.01 08:41:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote: 3 weeks ago, I started a projectThen yesterday the first Goon POCO fell.
Took you 3 weeks to kill 1 POCO eh? 
"Shiny.-á Lets be bad guys." -Jayne Cobb |
Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
452
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Posted - 2014.02.01 09:16:00 -
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Kryptik Kai wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: 3 weeks ago, I started a projectThen yesterday the first Goon POCO fell. Took you 3 weeks to kill 1 POCO eh?
Well, in Lemming's defence, 30billion killed and you guys better be ready for a few months of purple nurple bullcrap 
D.
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Powers Sa
871
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Posted - 2014.02.01 09:31:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:But today Christmas came very early. 3 weeks ago, I started a project, a ragtag alliance that invites every warm body to attack GSF. This alliance grew to 190 men in just 3 weeks and reinforced Goon POCOs. To avoid losing their money print POCOs near Jita, Goons commanded their highsec pet RvB to join in the war and defend them. 98% of Lemming losses are to RvB as Goons suck unless they are 10x outnumbering. Still, the everyone is invited alliance is 15.6B vs 7.7B in ISK damage.
Hi we lost 0 money and one of my 70 replacement pocos on reserve was immediately replaced on the spot, much to your rage in local.
lol |
Saeger1737
Pod Repo
Path of Destruction.
508
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Posted - 2014.02.01 09:40:00 -
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3 weeks one poco? Only like 3000 more to go, you'll be doing this for 9000 weeks at this rate, Or 173.14 years think you need to speed things up... Obviously your horrid at this game. |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
70
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Posted - 2014.02.01 09:43:00 -
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Saeger1737 wrote:3 weeks one poco? Only like 3000 more to go, you'll be doing this for 9000 weeks at this rate, Or 173.14 years think you need to speed things up... Obviously your horrid at this game.
Have you considered joining RVB? You can then shoot this imbecile for free. |
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Saeger1737
Pod Repo
Path of Destruction.
534
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Posted - 2014.02.01 09:52:00 -
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Arkady Romanov wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:3 weeks one poco? Only like 3000 more to go, you'll be doing this for 9000 weeks at this rate, Or 173.14 years think you need to speed things up... Obviously your horrid at this game. Have you considered joining RVB? You can then shoot this imbecile for free.
Why would I join rvb when my merc corp is ripping marmite and soon lemmings from stem to stern?
Besides I was already in Red Fed, kick ass RVB!! |
Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2594
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Posted - 2014.02.01 10:40:00 -
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If there a reason you couldn't keep your "wardec goons! grrrrrr!" into one thread?
This isn't a unique idea even unto your own ideas.
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |
Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2594
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Posted - 2014.02.01 10:45:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:98% of Lemming losses are to RvB as Goons suck unless they are 10x outnumbering
Yeah, except that's not even true as demonstrated by yesterday. We had roughly equal numbers to Marmite and were looking to fight them but they instead sat and shot the poco whilst aligned out, and then ran for the nearest station when we showed up.
It's cute you think Jita campers are a useful entity to do this with. If they actually went for objectives instead of sitting in Jita you'd see them with significant losses. But, they can't accept any risk at all and so won't fight.
n.b. we predicted your smug at us losing one POCO, but your guys (of course) don't know what they're doing and we have one there which is back to printing ISK for us.
n.b.b. so much for "as soon as RvB isn't there all goon POCOs die" because RvB weren't there and we still contol every POCO we did before.
What up~~
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |
Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2594
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Posted - 2014.02.01 10:54:00 -
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Gevlon did you consider the opportunity cost of reading and replying in TWO threads instead of one?
Seems like you just doubled the amount of time you lost there buddy.
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |
Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
1912
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Posted - 2014.02.01 11:12:00 -
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Mr. Goblin, why don't you use your funds to provide Pandemic Legion with a couple of new Titans?
As a generous person, I'd be happy to assist you in this endeavour by acting as a third party to the trade at no charge to you.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content.
If you want to mine in highsec outside rookie systems, obey the New Haliama Code of Conduct or else the New Order will gank you. www.minerbumping.com for more info. |
Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
453
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Posted - 2014.02.01 11:49:00 -
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Powers Sa wrote:
Hi we lost 0 money and one of my 70 replacement pocos on reserve was immediately dropped on the spot, much to your rage in local.
Yes! Everyone knows stuff you bought beforehand and forming alliances is completely free!
While we did consider having the Orca that sat there suicide ganked it proved harder to do than expected, not a single goon was to be found to do the dirty 
But than, in a rare moment of clarity, we wardecced said orca pilot's corp which opened up quite a bit of new possibilities for us.
So thanks for that  At least we didn't fly arround Jita and the pipes for nothing... oh wait 
D.
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Enya Dorne
11
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Posted - 2014.02.01 12:06:00 -
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How long till Gevlon makes another thread about the same topic, just now people don't have to read 50+ pages of stupid?
Like this thread does not contain more information about your "cause". |
Davish Krail
65
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Posted - 2014.02.01 12:13:00 -
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannh+ņuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. |
Powers Sa
873
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Posted - 2014.02.01 12:40:00 -
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Danalee wrote:Powers Sa wrote:
Hi we lost 0 money and one of my 70 replacement pocos on reserve was immediately dropped on the spot, much to your rage in local.
Yes! Everyone knows stuff you bought beforehand and forming alliances is completely free! While we did consider having the Orca that sat there suicide ganked it proved harder to do than expected, not a single goon was to be found to do the dirty But than, in a rare moment of clarity, we wardecced said orca pilot's corp which opened up quite a bit of new possibilities for us. So thanks for that At least we didn't fly arround Jita and the pipes for nothing... oh wait D.
for about as long as it takes to move it in alliance and transfer it to waffe. which is like 24-48 hours.
lol |
Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
453
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Posted - 2014.02.01 12:46:00 -
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Powers Sa wrote:
for about as long as it takes to move it in alliance and transfer it to waffe. which is like 24-48 hours.
What? Wars don't transfer over from corp to an alliance anymore? Another thing goons cried about, I'm sure GRRRR!
Edit: I should Learn2eve
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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
119
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Posted - 2014.02.01 13:43:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:
It's cute you think Jita campers are a useful entity to do this with. If they actually went for objectives instead of sitting in Jita you'd see them with significant losses. But, they can't accept any risk at all and so won't fight.
Oh noes, what a shame!
They have no e-honor, unlike the prestigious Band of Bees alliance!
If Marmite is so shameful, those Lemmings must be even worse. They might even blob. Or pod! Horrible times.
Maybe the honorable players of EVE who take the game seriously should give the call "There are no Marmites! |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
6289
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Posted - 2014.02.01 14:17:00 -
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"goons forgot what time it was and then 0wned me as soon as they woke up"
"really, we're winning"
Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
6289
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Posted - 2014.02.01 14:18:00 -
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gevlon: so incompetent he can't beat a single goon in an orca even when the rest of goonswarm is napping
Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |
Rhes
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
597
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Posted - 2014.02.01 16:11:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:If Marmite is so shameful, those Lemmings must be even worse. They might even blob. Or pod! Horrible times.
Marmite is, indeed, shameful but at least they didn't go on a "low sec roam" the second the POCOs came out of reinforce like your Lemmings did.
EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise |
Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
453
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Posted - 2014.02.01 17:06:00 -
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Rhes wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:If Marmite is so shameful, those Lemmings must be even worse. They might even blob. Or pod! Horrible times. Marmite is, indeed, shameful but at least they didn't go on a "low sec roam" the second the POCOs came out of reinforce like your Lemmings did.
Well, now RVB is comming to the rescue of gewns again, we'll be nowhere to be seen!
Them RVBee's are scary yaknow, they know how to do stuff in hisec.
D.
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Rhes
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
601
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Posted - 2014.02.01 17:11:00 -
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Danalee wrote:Well, now RVB is comming to the rescue of gewns again, we'll be nowhere to be seen!
I'm sure you'll be found on the Jita 4-4 undock.
EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise |
Usman Bello
United States of Winning
31
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Posted - 2014.02.01 17:40:00 -
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Top of the day to you, good Gewnsirs and madams!
I have decided to take up arms against you as well and shall avenge the RvB regime's ongoing aggression against the fluffy things. Exploding shall commence as of tomorrow and it shall be glorious!
Exploding POCOs are the best POCOs!
http://unitedstatesofwinning.ytmnd.com/ |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
4544
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Posted - 2014.02.01 17:52:00 -
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'We killed 1 POCO then ran away, what a disaster for Goonswarm!'
This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
837
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Posted - 2014.02.01 20:00:00 -
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I was told, Goonswarm came to late (what a surprise), Lost a poco that never could be taken, Goon scout checked poco and got popped and podded, RvB fleet showed up for nothing and got blue balled, Goons ****** up and got shot by Concord, More Goons got popped after 10+ kill rights were activated, Marmites and Lemmings left bored and Goons were so annoyed that all they could do is spam local. Then had to go back to 00 land, to do it all over again in a few days.
I hope RvB is enjoying this 100% purple fleet from here on. Cuz that's all RvB will be for a longggg time. RvB used to be a great alliance, but your deal with Goonswarm is ******* that up big-time. What a shame  Don't want to stay purple and have 280398 rules, I suggest you join our brothers and sisters in 'Darwins Lemmings'.
The joy, great victory, congrats 
YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
6293
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Posted - 2014.02.01 20:08:00 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:I was told, Goonswarm came to late (what a surprise), Lost a poco that never could be taken, Goon scout checked poco and got popped and podded, RvB fleet showed up for nothing and got blue balled, Goons ****** up and got shot by Concord, More Goons got popped after 10+ kill rights were activated, Marmites and Lemmings left bored and Goons were so annoyed that all they could do is spam local. Then had to go back to 00 land, to do it all over again in a few days. I hope RvB is enjoying this 100% purple fleet from here on. Cuz that's all RvB will be for a longggg time. RvB used to be a great alliance, but your deal with Goonswarm is ******* that up big-time. What a shame Don't want to stay purple and have 280398 rules, I suggest you join our brothers and sisters in 'Darwins Lemmings'. The joy, great victory, congrats
thats a lot of words for "managed to fail to take a single poco"
lawl
Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Disadvantaged Persons Outreach Division:
"We hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half." |
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