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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 19:38:00 -
          [1] 
 Yesterday I was shot down approaching a gate with a hauler in an empire high-sec system while I was afk smoking at the window. The hauler wasn't worth anything but the cargohold contained stuff worth around 300-400 Mil ISK. Of course I was scanned at the gate by a high-sec pirate (and/or his nearby mate in an industrial/freighter), my stuff was identified as a lot more worth than his battleship and he decided, let's draw an expensive ticket in the ganking lottery.
 
 OK, he failed (can happen). He destroyed my hauler, the loot can dropped, CONCORD took down his battleship and ... the loot container didn't contain the pile of the item he was after (the remaining stuff was almost worthless compared to the BS). So it was an unlucky evening for both of us (more for me, by the way), blowing away half a billion iskies into space.
 
 This is, of course, crap and INACCEPTABLE and can only be the result of a big hole in the game design.
 
 So first of all it MUST be possible to afk smoke at the window without risk while flying through high sec. Nobody can really have the patience and expect or wish to sit in front of the screen, mouse clicking and jumping and waiting for alignment of ships with terrible agility over distances of 10 or 20 or whatever solar systems.
 
 So I need urgently the following alternative changes in the game mechanics:
 
 Option 1:
 CONCORD must strike much faster and harder in high sec.
 Proposal for the storyline background: An ancient paper of the Talocan was discovered describing in detail the construction and deployment of a "wormhole smartbomb" (Note: "The Talocan were masters of Spatial manipulation and Hypereuclidean Mathematics." They were able to do such things!)
 This nice weapon (controlled only by CONCORD) works like the following: As soon as someone fires the first missile or blaster particle or bullet at a high sec gate a detector installed inside the gate takes notice of that, constructs a wormhole leading directly into the hostile ship, deploys a smartbomb with almost infinite destructive power through that wormhole and blows up the ship. At the same time the wormhole sucks the fired ammunition back before it can reach the attacked ship which will stay happy without a single scratch. All this must work with faster-than-light speed to take also laser guns into account which isn't really a problem for the Talocan. (Note: The Talocan could build technology "even though the scientific theories behind them remain a mystery". Yes, there are things between heaven and earth we cannot understand!)
 
 Option 2:
 I need an Autopilot-Warp-To-Zero option together with a Autopilot-Cloaked-Alignment-And-Immediate-Warp-After-Decloaking capability. I don't care if this is bound to a module or skill. I will buy the BPO, build the module and train the skill to level 5.
 
 As far as both options allow me to afk smoke at the window it doesn't matter for me which one is choosen.
 
 Because I cannot imagine that anyone (especially the window smokers) will disagree (pirates could still hunt in the middle between two gates waiting for ships with low capacitor capacity coming out of warp directly in front of them - with a little luck), so you only need to sign this petitionlike request for an early implementation in one of the next patches. (If necessary the Trinity patch can be postponed.)
 
 Thank you in advance!
 
 
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        |  Tarminic
 Forsaken Resistance
 The Last Stand
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 19:41:00 -
          [2] 
 FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
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        |  Mira O'karr
 Minmatar
 Templars of Space
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 19:44:00 -
          [3] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
 
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        |  Katell
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 19:44:00 -
          [4] 
 YOU WIN! :) I wholeheartedly agree and people who don't understand the irony in OP should be awarded with a date with BB
 
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 19:45:00 -
          [5] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic ...carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
 
 Yes, but I do that afk.
 
 
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        |  Surfin's PlunderBunny
 Minmatar
 mUfFiN fAcToRy
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 19:46:00 -
          [6] 
 Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 03/12/2007 19:46:29
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 
 
 *EDIT* On a side note....
      
  Originally by: ISD Valorem The Devs have stated multiple times that they are looking at the Amarr issues.
 
 
 
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        |  Audio Bully
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 19:47:00 -
          [7] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 
 FAILSAUCE
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 Great being Amarr, Minmatar, and Caldari isn't it?
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        |  Krashtest
 Exploratory Conglomerate
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 19:52:00 -
          [8] 
 If you want to go afk , there is a mechanism in game which allows that. IT IS CALLED DOCKING.
 
 If the person who shot you wanted to go afk , he would have missed this golden opportunity.
 
 If you cannot afford to lose what you are hauling, use a safer hauler (transport ship) and DO NOT GO AFK and expect to be 100 % safe.
 
 You brought this upon yourself by making yourself a very easy target.
 
 
 
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        |  Lothros Andastar
 Gallente
 Imperium Forces
 United Freemen Alliance
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 19:55:00 -
          [9] 
 
  Originally by: Audio Bully 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 
 FAILSAUCE
 
 FAILSAUCE WITH A SIDE OF WTFPWN
 
 I have no sympathy for you. if you had any brains you'd realise that going AFK in space anywhere = the risk of being popped.
 
 Also hauling 500m of stuff in a t1 hauler? you sir do fail.
 
 As for a critical response to your well formatted post, all I can say if your too whiny even for WoW. Hello Kitty Online is where you belong
 
  Originally by: CCP Sharkbait i'm using vista 3bit business and i have no problems at all with most things really, including Eve.
 
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        |  JamnOne
 Amarr
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 19:58:00 -
          [10] 
 Ok, I could say go and play Hello Kitty but that won't work. I recommend if you want a safe game play a non-online game.
 
 Now, to be a little more constructive...
 
 Option 1 - Unless they are eating Donuts and almost all of us have seen that message, Concord does arrive quickly and does damage quickly. I have witnessed this on more than one occassion. It is a really impressive light show. Anyways, they don't need to adjust when they arrive. As for hitting harder, they hit really hard. As you noticed the BS was not able to warp away and was destroyed.
 
 Option 2 - Look, I will be one of the first ones to admit I AFK fly all the time. I don't want to babysit 29 jumps - 22 if I go through low sec. I know the risks that are involved. What you are asking is to AFK without any risks what so ever. What is the point of playing the game then?
 
 Solutions: If you don't like losing stuff I recommend the following options...
 
 Option 1 - Don't Fly AFK
 Option 2 - Fly a ship that can defend itself or at least be able to tank the suicide gankers until Concord gets done with them.
 Option 3 - Don't play the Game.
 
 Final advice, remember it is a game. There are risks and rewards for just about everything including your situation. You ask for proof? Here you go -
 
 If you would have made it to your final destination your reward is that you get to keep and use the stuff you have. The risk is flying there.
 
 The gankers reward - whatever is in your cargohold. The risk is hoping that the stuff doesn't get destroyed in the process of destroying you. You said yourself, after you lost your ship most of the stuff was gone and he lost his BS and all the fittings.
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  Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
  
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        |  MrTripps
 Gallente
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 19:59:00 -
          [11] 
 I love suicide gank whines. They make me laugh.
 
 Certainty of death...small chance of success...what are we waiting for? - Gimli
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        |  Sister Libertina
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:05:00 -
          [12] 
 Re-read the original post. Surely this is a tongue in cheek dig at all the carebear moaners. Either way it is ROFL
  
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        |  UPA Terf
 Omerta Syndicate
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:12:00 -
          [13] 
 clearly a joke...and very funny one at that..
  
 
 
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        |  Helen Hunts
 Gallente
 Red Dragon Mining inc
 Red Dragon Industries
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:13:00 -
          [14] 
 I too am a Carebear. I too am subject being suicide ganked. I have yet to get ganked, even when travelling through high-risk areas.
 
 Why?
 
 I fit a tank which will give me more time. (I don't have to kill a single ganker, just outlive them) I don't AFK, denying the gankers a chance to scan my cargo before trying the gank. (Going for the gank without knowing the cargo is....not smart)
 
 If you absolutly MUST go AFK while hauling, you're going to need a HEAVY F'ING TANK on your hauler. Forget weapons. Sacrifice a little cargo space if necessary. Focus on survival before worrying about how much you can haul this run.
 
 If you can't be bothered to fit the bloody tank, just save everyone the trouble and jettison your cargo when you undock. It'll hurt you much less.
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 Mine da rocks, make more ships.
 Pop da rats, make more rigs.
 Sell da gear, make more money.
 
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        |  An Anarchyyt
 Gallente
 Sublime.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:14:00 -
          [15] 
 Smoking kills.
 
  Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
 
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        |  Taius Pax
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:14:00 -
          [16] 
 Edited by: Taius Pax on 03/12/2007 20:15:45
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow Yesterday I was shot down approaching a gate with a hauler in an empire high-sec system while I was afk smoking at the window.
 
 
 ultra fail. no point reading further.
 
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        |  Aaron
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:14:00 -
          [17] 
 to the op.
 
 --Rules of Haulage--
 
 1, NEVER, EVER, EVER use autopilot when hauling valuable cargo.
 
 2, NEVER, ever, ever, ever, go afk.
 
 3, Fit a cloak, cloak when u enter system, double click up or down, then half a second later turn on your cloak. if u stick to busy trade routes you will get lost in the crowd of ships. fly away from possible gankers to 40km. and then initiate warp.
 
 4, Never warp to within 15km of gate.
 
 5, Do not complain on forum if you lose expensive cargo by not following these simple, logical rules.
 
 Im sorry dude but i have no sympathy for you, I would have sympathy for you if u got bumped out of cloaking when u jumped into system however, its just that ive read like 100 people complaing about suicide ganks and they havent followed these simple rules.
 
 Never quit, fly safe.
 
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        |  Aaron
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:17:00 -
          [18] 
 and why do people try to fit a tank to give them more time? ITS POINTLESS AND IT WILL NEVER WORK!!!
 
 just think outside the box a little.
 
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        |  Colonel Dearing
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:26:00 -
          [19] 
 how boring would the game be if all the mechanics mentioned were bought in.
 how boring would the game be with no risk at all while in high sec.
 Suicide ganking is part of the game, accept it. like everyone has said dont fly afk with expensive items.
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:29:00 -
          [20] 
 
  Originally by: JamnOne I recommend if you want a safe game play a non-online game.
 
 
 Non-online games are dangerous as well. I already requested at id-software to remove the hell knights out of Doom3.
 
 
  Originally by: JamnOne Concord does arrive quickly and does damage quickly.
 
 
 Not quick and hard enough to protect me. If it would have been the case I wouldn't need the game change.
 
 
  Originally by: JamnOne What you are asking is to AFK without any risks what so ever. What is the point of playing the game then?
 
 
 I am only talking about high sec.
 
 
  Originally by: JamnOne Option 1 - Don't Fly AFK
 
 
 But I want. That's why the game change is necessary.
 
 
  Originally by: JamnOne Option 2 - Fly a ship that can defend itself or at least be able to tank the suicide gankers until Concord gets done with them.
 
 
 I need the cargo space. So only freighters, Indies and transport ships are possible. Freighters are too slow, the Blockade runners' cargohold is too small. Then the Indies and the big transport ships are an option. But with the requested changes it doesn't matter anymore.
 
 
  Originally by: JamnOne Option 3 - Don't play the Game.
 
 
 Why that? I am trying to improve the game with my proposal.
 
 
  Originally by: JamnOne Final advice, remember it is a game.
 
 
 I know. And it's a good one! But it could be even better if I could afk smoke at the window.
 
 
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        |  Kessiaan
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:31:00 -
          [21] 
 There was a post a few days back that proposed that cargo / ship scanning someone not in your gang or corp would flag you for kill rights for 15 minutes (like stealing a can or wreck does now).
 
 That's the only real change I would support. Highsec ganking is fine, but some of the risk should be put back on the pirates. Right now highsec ganking is totally risk-free (aside from all the good stuff going kaboom) to the pirates, it just takes patience.
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        |  Ulstan
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:35:00 -
          [22] 
 Edited by: Ulstan on 03/12/2007 20:36:04
 
  Quote: pirates could still hunt in the middle between two gates waiting for ships with low capacitor capacity coming out of warp directly in front of them - with a little luck
 
 
 I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. This is one of the most excellent troll threads I've ever seen. A+++.
 
 Edit: good lord a lot of you fell for this thread. Can you not see what is going on here? Try not to be so eager to leap out all serious like with the flames.
 Ah well.
 
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        |  Skiving Larry
 Utopia Psychopharmacology
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:35:00 -
          [23] 
 
  Quote: pirates could still hunt in the middle between two gates waiting for ships with low capacitor capacity coming out of warp directly in front of them
 
 
 
   
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        |  An Anarchyyt
 Gallente
 Sublime.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:37:00 -
          [24] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow Not quick and hard enough to protect me. If it would have been the case I wouldn't need the game change.
 
 
 Someone has this signature, or some variation of it, and I suggest you understand it:
 
 Concord provides consequences, not protection.
 
  Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
 
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        |  Waxau
 Mortis Angelus
 The Church.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:39:00 -
          [25] 
 Edited by: Waxau on 03/12/2007 20:42:20
 
 To continue on...
 
 Ive got a lovely bunch of...     FAIL
 
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:42:00 -
          [26] 
 
  Originally by: Kessiaan There was a post a few days back that proposed that cargo / ship scanning someone not in your gang or corp would flag you for kill rights for 15 minutes (like stealing a can or wreck does now).
 
 
 I have even kill rights over one month against the pirate. But I won't make use of them I think. He seems to be a friendly guy, we almost had a deal selling him a new battleship but his sec status dropped and he can't enter my manufacturing system anymore after attacking me. CONCORD should allow that after a personal invitation.
 
 
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        |  Paulo Damarr
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:43:00 -
          [27] 
 Lmao for a bunch of self proclaimed forum warriors none of you are very good at spotting trolls.
 
  Originally by: Tortun Nahme CCP also condones thinking, I suggest you try it from tiem to time
 
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        |  Frug
 Zenithal Harvest
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:43:00 -
          [28] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
  Originally by: Kessiaan There was a post a few days back that proposed that cargo / ship scanning someone not in your gang or corp would flag you for kill rights for 15 minutes (like stealing a can or wreck does now).
 
 
 I have even kill rights over one month against the pirate. But I won't make use of them I think. He seems to be a friendly guy, we almost had a deal selling him a new battleship but his sec status dropped and he can't enter my manufacturing system anymore after attacking me. CONCORD should allow that after a personal invitation.
 
 
 
 Yes. I agree. I will personally invite all the -10 sec status pirates I know to jita.
 
 For a fee.
 
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 If you think I'm awesome, say BOOO
 BOOO!! - Ductoris
 Neat look what I found - Kreul
 Hey, my marbles
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        |  Troye
 Gallente
 Strix Armaments and Defence
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:45:00 -
          [29] 
 Are you guys for real?
 
 How can you not sense the irony here! Totaly agree with the OP and has a fresh way of delivering his point.
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        |  Daemesa D'Aragon
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:45:00 -
          [30] 
 as been suggested a lot of times, high sec gankers must not recover insurance from ships if concord blows them.
 
 aside of that tarminic does this way better tbh.
 
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        |  JamnOne
 Amarr
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:48:00 -
          [31] 
 Why do I feel like I got "forum ganked"?
 
 Any ways - smoking by window bad...smoking at computer - Excellent
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  Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
  
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        |  Audio Bully
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:48:00 -
          [32] 
 
  Originally by: Paulo Damarr Lmao for a bunch of self proclaimed forum warriors none of you are very good at spotting trolls.
 
 
 I never use sarcasm, ever
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 Great being Amarr, Minmatar, and Caldari isn't it?
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        |  Sister Libertina
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:52:00 -
          [33] 
 Non-online games are dangerous as well. I already requested at id-software to remove the hell knights out of Doom3.
 
 WINSAUCE
 
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        |  WarlockX
 Amarr
 Free Trade Corp
 Kinetic Maelstrom Alliance
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 20:59:00 -
          [34] 
 Edited by: WarlockX on 03/12/2007 21:06:43
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow Yesterday I was shot down approaching a gate with a hauler in an empire high-sec system while I was afk smoking at the window. The hauler wasn't worth anything but the cargohold contained stuff worth around 300-400 Mil ISK. Of course I was scanned at the gate by a high-sec pirate (and/or his nearby mate in an industrial/freighter), my stuff was identified as a lot more worth than his battleship and he decided, let's draw an expensive ticket in the ganking lottery.
 
 OK, he failed (can happen). He destroyed my hauler, the loot can dropped, CONCORD took down his battleship and ... the loot container didn't contain the pile of the item he was after (the remaining stuff was almost worthless compared to the BS). So it was an unlucky evening for both of us (more for me, by the way), blowing away half a billion iskies into space.
 
 This is, of course, crap and INACCEPTABLE and can only be the result of a big hole in the game design.
 
 So first of all it MUST be possible to afk smoke at the window without risk while flying through high sec. Nobody can really have the patience and expect or wish to sit in front of the screen, mouse clicking and jumping and waiting for alignment of ships with terrible agility over distances of 10 or 20 or whatever solar systems.
 
 So I need urgently the following alternative changes in the game mechanics:
 
 Option 1:
 CONCORD must strike much faster and harder in high sec.
 Proposal for the storyline background: An ancient paper of the Talocan was discovered describing in detail the construction and deployment of a "wormhole smartbomb" (Note: "The Talocan were masters of Spatial manipulation and Hypereuclidean Mathematics." They were able to do such things!)
 This nice weapon (controlled only by CONCORD) works like the following: As soon as someone fires the first missile or blaster particle or bullet at a high sec gate a detector installed inside the gate takes notice of that, constructs a wormhole leading directly into the hostile ship, deploys a smartbomb with almost infinite destructive power through that wormhole and blows up the ship. At the same time the wormhole sucks the fired ammunition back before it can reach the attacked ship which will stay happy without a single scratch. All this must work with faster-than-light speed to take also laser guns into account which isn't really a problem for the Talocan. (Note: The Talocan could build technology "even though the scientific theories behind them remain a mystery". Yes, there are things between heaven and earth we cannot understand!)
 
 Option 2:
 I need an Autopilot-Warp-To-Zero option together with a Autopilot-Cloaked-Alignment-And-Immediate-Warp-After-Decloaking capability. I don't care if this is bound to a module or skill. I will buy the BPO, build the module and train the skill to level 5.
 
 As far as both options allow me to afk smoke at the window it doesn't matter for me which one is choosen.
 
 Because I cannot imagine that anyone (especially the window smokers) will disagree (pirates could still hunt in the middle between two gates waiting for ships with low capacitor capacity coming out of warp directly in front of them - with a little luck), so you only need to sign this petitionlike request for an early implementation in one of the next patches. (If necessary the Trinity patch can be postponed.)
 
 Thank you in advance!
 
 
 
 Ok, good idea, and because you're so close to this infinatly powerful bomb you blow up too!
 I rather like this idea, means you can gank freighters in high sec in a frigate, woo woo, go concord infinity bomb!
 
 /sign
 
 better yet, might as well make god come down and crush your ship because he doesnt like you attacking carebears and then shouts "thou have sinned"
 "evil doer repent!"
 and afterwords he reaches into your screen and slaps you then grabs you hand and makes you write a letter of appology to the would be victim
 
 
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        |  Krugerrand
 0utbreak
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 21:00:00 -
          [35] 
 The replies to this thread are more entertaining than the original OP.
 
 
 
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        |  mamisonga
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 21:00:00 -
          [36] 
 read this http://support.eve-online.com/Pages/KB/Article.aspx?id=341
 
 
  
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        |  Guillame Herschel
 Gallente
 Cheers Restaurant and Bar
 Coalition Of Empires
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 21:02:00 -
          [37] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow So first of all it MUST be possible to afk smoke at the window without risk while flying through high sec.
 
 
 Sure, but first you need to train Asbestos Suit V.
 
 -- Guile can always trump hardware --
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 22:47:00 -
          [38] 
 
  Originally by: Aaron --Rules of Haulage--
 
 1, NEVER, EVER, EVER use autopilot when hauling valuable cargo.
 
 2, NEVER, ever, ever, ever, go afk.
 
 3, Fit a cloak, cloak when u enter system, double click up or down, then half a second later turn on your cloak. if u stick to busy trade routes you will get lost in the crowd of ships. fly away from possible gankers to 40km. and then initiate warp.
 
 4, Never warp to within 15km of gate.
 
 5, Do not complain on forum if you lose expensive cargo by not following these simple, logical rules.
 
 
 
 I just talked with a Dev (or was it a voice in my head, I'm not sure) and he decided to change that to the
 
 NEW RULES OF HIGH-SEC HAULAGE:
 
 1. Use your Autopilot because it is designed for autopiloting
 
 2. Go afk whenever you want. Nothing can happen to you when autopiloting through high sec. (If something happens it's a bug, we reimburse, except in case of natural disasters)
 
 3. Cloaks are fully integrated into the Autopilot, no user interaction necessary.
 
 4. Autopilot-Warp to 15 km is OUT! Autopilot-Warp to 0 is IN!
 
 5. We let the self destruction button unchanged to leave enough room for complaining on the forum after hitting that button accidentally.
 
 
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        |  Le Skunk
 Low Sec Liberators
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 22:50:00 -
          [39] 
 LOL.
 
 This thread has leskunks seal of approval. (nb this will ensure its immediate nerfing)
 
 SKUNK
 
 
 
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        |  Crumplecorn
 Gallente
 Eve Cluster Explorations
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 22:51:00 -
          [40] 
 Edited by: Crumplecorn on 03/12/2007 22:56:56
 Edited by: Crumplecorn on 03/12/2007 22:52:42
 
 Didn't read beyond first few responses so I'll just say Originally by: Kolmogorow This is, of course, crap and INACCEPTABLE and can only be the result of a big hole in the game design.
 
 So first of all it MUST be possible to afk smoke at the window without risk while flying through high sec. Nobody can really have the patience and expect or wish to sit in front of the screen, mouse clicking and jumping and waiting for alignment of ships with terrible agility over distances of 10 or 20 or whatever solar systems.
 
 WIN
 It's what happens when people don't spot sarcasm.
 
 
 
 Win++ Originally by: Kolmogorow Autopilot-Cloaked-Alignment-And-Immediate-Warp-After-Decloaking capability
 
 
 
 
 God I wish there was a way I could compress the first page of this thread into a sig.
 Edit: I need to reiterate how win this is. Were the first lot of posters all asleep or something? I mean, wow.
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        |  Akita T
 Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 22:53:00 -
          [41] 
 Smoking kills haulers !
 Stop smoking now
  
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        |  Doppler Shift
 Red 42
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 22:58:00 -
          [42] 
 I see what you did there.
 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
 
 The first response, from Tarminic of all people!
          You are my hero for today... iskies on their way once I get to a real computer.
 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow pirates could still hunt in the middle between two gates waiting for ships with low capacitor capacity coming out of warp directly in front of them - with a little luck
 
 
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        |  Audio Bully
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 22:59:00 -
          [43] 
 
  Originally by: Crumplecorn Edited by: Crumplecorn on 03/12/2007 22:56:56
 Edited by: Crumplecorn on 03/12/2007 22:52:42
 
 Didn't read beyond first few responses so I'll just say Originally by: Kolmogorow This is, of course, crap and INACCEPTABLE and can only be the result of a big hole in the game design.
 
 So first of all it MUST be possible to afk smoke at the window without risk while flying through high sec. Nobody can really have the patience and expect or wish to sit in front of the screen, mouse clicking and jumping and waiting for alignment of ships with terrible agility over distances of 10 or 20 or whatever solar systems.
 
 WIN
 It's what happens when people don't spot sarcasm.
 
 
 
 Win++ Originally by: Kolmogorow Autopilot-Cloaked-Alignment-And-Immediate-Warp-After-Decloaking capability
 
 
 
 
 God I wish there was a way I could compress the first page of this thread into a sig.
 Edit: I need to reiterate how win this is. Were the first lot of posters all asleep or something? I mean, wow.
 
 
 We do not like trolls who fail at trolling. The post was far too complicated and long to be a true troll
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        |  Crumplecorn
 Gallente
 Eve Cluster Explorations
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 23:02:00 -
          [44] 
 
 Pfft, it wasn't a troll, it was an excellent ironic post which somehow went over the heads of a small mob of posters. Originally by: Audio Bully We do not like trolls who fail at trolling. The post was far too complicated and long to be a true troll
 
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        |  Audio Bully
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 23:04:00 -
          [45] 
 
  Originally by: Crumplecorn 
 Pfft, it wasn't a troll, it was an excellent ironic post which somehow went over the heads of a small mob of posters. Originally by: Audio Bully We do not like trolls who fail at trolling. The post was far too complicated and long to be a true troll
 
 
 
 ironic?
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 Great being Amarr, Minmatar, and Caldari isn't it?
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        |  Akita T
 Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 23:06:00 -
          [46] 
 More like sarcastic, but, meh...
 C|S|I|N|x.
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        |  Crumplecorn
 Gallente
 Eve Cluster Explorations
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 23:07:00 -
          [47] 
 
 Yes, ironic. Originally by: Audio Bully 
  Originally by: Crumplecorn 
 Pfft, it wasn't a troll, it was an excellent ironic post which somehow went over the heads of a small mob of posters. Originally by: Audio Bully We do not like trolls who fail at trolling. The post was far too complicated and long to be a true troll
 
 
 
 ironic?
  
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        |  Audio Bully
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 23:09:00 -
          [48] 
 
  Originally by: Crumplecorn 
 Yes, ironic. Originally by: Audio Bully 
  Originally by: Crumplecorn 
 Pfft, it wasn't a troll, it was an excellent ironic post which somehow went over the heads of a small mob of posters. Originally by: Audio Bully We do not like trolls who fail at trolling. The post was far too complicated and long to be a true troll
 
 
 
 ironic?
  
 
 
 This is an honest question, where is the irony in the OP? I cant find it
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        |  Crumplecorn
 Gallente
 Eve Cluster Explorations
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 23:14:00 -
          [49] 
 Edited by: Crumplecorn on 03/12/2007 23:14:24
 
  Originally by: Audio Bully This is an honest question, where is the irony in the OP? I cant find it
  
 
 The most concentrated example is this:
  Quote: Nobody can really have the patience and expect or wish to sit in front of the screen, mouse clicking and jumping and waiting for alignment of ships with terrible agility over distances of 10 or 20 or whatever solar systems.
 
 
 While, like Akita said, parts of it are closer to sarcasm, I would consider this a use of true irony, as I could just imagine a carebear saying it seriously.
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        |  Audio Bully
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 23:16:00 -
          [50] 
 
  Originally by: Crumplecorn Edited by: Crumplecorn on 03/12/2007 23:14:24
 
  Originally by: Audio Bully This is an honest question, where is the irony in the OP? I cant find it
  
 
 The most concentrated example is this:
 
 
 
  dead on sir __________________________________________________
 
 Great being Amarr, Minmatar, and Caldari isn't it?
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        |  Che Molex
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 23:18:00 -
          [51] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
 
 Check the label - " MMORPG "
 Smoking by the window ? You Failed your role.
 
 Check the EVE ads and reviews - EVE is PvP.
 Even I, whose main is primaryly 'CareBear' knows
 I have to pay attention and stay out of trouble.
 
 It really blows that you ( or anyone else ) would
 hope to Nerf the game rather than step up and Play It.
 
 o/
 
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        |  Celeste Coeval
 The Gosimer and Scarab
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 23:20:00 -
          [52] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow Yesterday I was shot down approaching a gate with a hauler in an empire high-sec system while I was afk smoking at the window. The hauler wasn't worth anything but the cargohold contained stuff worth around 300-400 Mil ISK. Of course I was scanned at the gate by a high-sec pirate (and/or his nearby mate in an industrial/freighter), my stuff was identified as a lot more worth than his battleship and he decided, let's draw an expensive ticket in the ganking lottery.
 
 OK, he failed (can happen). He destroyed my hauler, the loot can dropped, CONCORD took down his battleship and ... the loot container didn't contain the pile of the item he was after (the remaining stuff was almost worthless compared to the BS). So it was an unlucky evening for both of us (more for me, by the way), blowing away half a billion iskies into space.
 
 This is, of course, crap and INACCEPTABLE and can only be the result of a big hole in the game design.
 
 So first of all it MUST be possible to afk smoke at the window without risk while flying through high sec. Nobody can really have the patience and expect or wish to sit in front of the screen, mouse clicking and jumping and waiting for alignment of ships with terrible agility over distances of 10 or 20 or whatever solar systems.
 
 So I need urgently the following alternative changes in the game mechanics:
 
 Option 1:
 CONCORD must strike much faster and harder in high sec.
 Proposal for the storyline background: An ancient paper of the Talocan was discovered describing in detail the construction and deployment of a "wormhole smartbomb" (Note: "The Talocan were masters of Spatial manipulation and Hypereuclidean Mathematics." They were able to do such things!)
 This nice weapon (controlled only by CONCORD) works like the following: As soon as someone fires the first missile or blaster particle or bullet at a high sec gate a detector installed inside the gate takes notice of that, constructs a wormhole leading directly into the hostile ship, deploys a smartbomb with almost infinite destructive power through that wormhole and blows up the ship. At the same time the wormhole sucks the fired ammunition back before it can reach the attacked ship which will stay happy without a single scratch. All this must work with faster-than-light speed to take also laser guns into account which isn't really a problem for the Talocan. (Note: The Talocan could build technology "even though the scientific theories behind them remain a mystery". Yes, there are things between heaven and earth we cannot understand!)
 
 Option 2:
 I need an Autopilot-Warp-To-Zero option together with a Autopilot-Cloaked-Alignment-And-Immediate-Warp-After-Decloaking capability. I don't care if this is bound to a module or skill. I will buy the BPO, build the module and train the skill to level 5.
 
 As far as both options allow me to afk smoke at the window it doesn't matter for me which one is choosen.
 
 Because I cannot imagine that anyone (especially the window smokers) will disagree (pirates could still hunt in the middle between two gates waiting for ships with low capacitor capacity coming out of warp directly in front of them - with a little luck), so you only need to sign this petitionlike request for an early implementation in one of the next patches. (If necessary the Trinity patch can be postponed.)
 
 Thank you in advance!
 
 
 
 This won the moment anyone replied. trollicious
  
  Originally by: Death Kill Go travel or live in the rainforest if neccesary, just dont turn to religion as its a cul de sac.
 
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        |  Crumplecorn
 Gallente
 Eve Cluster Explorations
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 23:21:00 -
          [53] 
 Edited by: Crumplecorn on 03/12/2007 23:21:21
 
 Whut? Originally by: Audio Bully 
  Originally by: Crumplecorn Edited by: Crumplecorn on 03/12/2007 23:14:24
 
  Originally by: Audio Bully This is an honest question, where is the irony in the OP? I cant find it
  
 
 The most concentrated example is this:
 
 
 
  dead on sir 
 
 
 
 Also, people are still responding as if this was a real post, further win occuring.
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        |  Celeste Coeval
 The Gosimer and Scarab
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.03 23:24:00 -
          [54] 
 
  Originally by: Crumplecorn Edited by: Crumplecorn on 03/12/2007 23:21:21
 
 Whut? Originally by: Audio Bully 
  Originally by: Crumplecorn Edited by: Crumplecorn on 03/12/2007 23:14:24
 
  Originally by: Audio Bully This is an honest question, where is the irony in the OP? I cant find it
  
 
 The most concentrated example is this:
 
 
 
  dead on sir 
 
 
 
 Also, people are still responding as if this was a real post, further win occuring.
 
 
 Yea, trolls are being devoured alive in here.
  
  Originally by: Death Kill Go travel or live in the rainforest if neccesary, just dont turn to religion as its a cul de sac.
 
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        |  SUPER J0SH
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 06:38:00 -
          [55] 
 surprised no ones gone here yet....
 
 Smoking can kill you!
 
 
 
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        |  Morn Judith
 Caldari
 Incognito Inc
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 06:55:00 -
          [56] 
 ZOMG this thread is hilarious! The OP is hardcore about defending his completely illogical stance.
 
 To the OP: Seriously, man, I can't even start.
 
 Meh. Its not even worth my time.
 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic 
 I WANT A THRONE MADE OF MY OWN CORPSES.
 
 
 
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        |  fire 59
 Destructive Influence
 Band of Brothers
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 07:11:00 -
          [57] 
 The lesson there is don't afk haul in a paper thin ship with phat lootz in it. Learn from it or die (ingame)
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdd74kLxgGo
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        |  umop 3pisdn
 Minmatar
 Fnck the blob.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 07:27:00 -
          [58] 
 
  Originally by: fire 59 The lesson there is don't afk haul in a paper thin ship with phat lootz in it. Learn from it or die (ingame)
 
 
 No just die(justdie)
 
 
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        |  Nathanan
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 07:59:00 -
          [59] 
 I give the OP 9 out of 10. Enough biting sarcasm to make his point brilliantly, and yet subtle enough that half the people on this board were fooled. Bravo, sir, and I look forward to more of your work.
 
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        |  Jaikar Isillia
 The Vinlanders
 SMASH Alliance
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 08:07:00 -
          [60] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
 
 So first of all it MUST be possible to afk smoke at the window without risk while flying through high sec.
 
 
 
 
 This confirmed the troll for me.
 
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        |  Xaldor
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 09:26:00 -
          [61] 
 When you feel the need to go burn a hole in your lung, log out. How hard is it to do that? If you are not involved in combat before you log-out your ship vanishes and you can take your time with your self-mutilation of your organs.
 
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        |  Ares Lightfeather
 Gallente
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 09:33:00 -
          [62] 
 The OP is just a troll. I can't believe people actually treated this thread as something else than a joke.
 
 His point of view his the very reason why suicide ganking should exist, and miss completely the reason why suicide ganking still is unbalanced now.
 
 Well, it was good for a laugh.
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        |  Zaqar
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 09:35:00 -
          [63] 
 Great thread
  10/10 
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        |  Galack Fyar
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 09:38:00 -
          [64] 
 I'd also like to point out that CCP actually say in the official player guide (you really should be reading these things when you start playing):
 
 "Don't play the game in AFK mode. This game is not designed with this kind of playing style in mind and you should NEVER consider your ship and character safe while being away from your computer."
 
 As such, game changes to support AFK play will not happen. I'd suggest you try to quit smoking. It's better for your health and prevents you from needing to go AFK to light up :)
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        |  Zaqar
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 09:41:00 -
          [65] 
 lol
 
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        |  Kazuma Saruwatari
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 09:45:00 -
          [66] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
 
 I'm sorry, but this.
  -
 
 Odd Pod Out, a blog of EVE Online
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        |  Sathynos
 Caldari
 Moronic Confluence
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 09:46:00 -
          [67] 
 You wrote urgent in the topic, so I guess devs are now dropping all work and fitting your ship with 100% resists. I bet.
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        |  Zaqar
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 09:50:00 -
          [68] 
 Some of you lot are quite thick
  
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        |  Gaven Blands
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 09:50:00 -
          [69] 
 Watch some old Eve videos involving CONCORD. God I wish I could turn the clock back to two month before Invention was released. That was my Golden era.
 
 That was when EVERY suicide hit cost you one catalyst, and gained you 100 million in T2 strips or Local Hull expanders.
 
 Kolmogorow. You are todays face of whining knob jockey. You seem to like going AFK. Next time you want to post on the forums, may I suggest going AFK instead?
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 Awwwww Diddums! Did I wardec your highsec alt recently or something?
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        |  Caldo
 Deep Core Mining Inc.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 09:57:00 -
          [70] 
 
 
 
 
 
 to OP:
 
 Yesterday I also got ganked in Uedama. I was lazy on AP in a badger
  . I got ganked. I mailed the guy to congratulate him and laugh at my Nubbishness. 
 Move on. NEEEXT.
 
 
 Caldo
 
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        |  ChimeraRouge
 Caldari
 Eve University
 Ivy League
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 11:00:00 -
          [71] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow Yesterday I was shot down approaching a gate with a hauler in an empire high-sec system while I was afk smoking at the window. The hauler wasn't worth anything but the cargohold contained stuff worth around 300-400 Mil ISK. Of course I was scanned at the gate by a high-sec pirate (and/or his nearby mate in an industrial/freighter), my stuff was identified as a lot more worth than his battleship and he decided, let's draw an expensive ticket in the ganking lottery.
 
 
 Wtf are you stupid?
 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
 OK, he failed (can happen). He destroyed my hauler, the loot can dropped, CONCORD took down his battleship and ... the loot container didn't contain the pile of the item he was after (the remaining stuff was almost worthless compared to the BS). So it was an unlucky evening for both of us (more for me, by the way), blowing away half a billion iskies into space.
 
 This is, of course, crap and INACCEPTABLE and can only be the result of a big hole in the game design.
 
 So first of all it MUST be possible to afk smoke at the window without risk while flying through high sec. Nobody can really have the patience and expect or wish to sit in front of the screen, mouse clicking and jumping and waiting for alignment of ships with terrible agility over distances of 10 or 20 or whatever solar systems.
 
 
 Maybe you should go back to World of****craft
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
 So I need urgently the following alternative changes in the game mechanics:
 
 Option 1:
 CONCORD must strike much faster and harder in high sec.
 Proposal for the storyline background: An ancient paper of the Talocan was discovered describing in detail the construction and deployment of a "wormhole smartbomb" (Note: "The Talocan were masters of Spatial manipulation and Hypereuclidean Mathematics." They were able to do such things!)
 This nice weapon (controlled only by CONCORD) works like the following: As soon as someone fires the first missile or blaster particle or bullet at a high sec gate a detector installed inside the gate takes notice of that, constructs a wormhole leading directly into the hostile ship, deploys a smartbomb with almost infinite destructive power through that wormhole and blows up the ship. At the same time the wormhole sucks the fired ammunition back before it can reach the attacked ship which will stay happy without a single scratch. All this must work with faster-than-light speed to take also laser guns into account which isn't really a problem for the Talocan. (Note: The Talocan could build technology "even though the scientific theories behind them remain a mystery". Yes, there are things between heaven and earth we cannot understand!)
 
 Option 2:
 I need an Autopilot-Warp-To-Zero option together with a Autopilot-Cloaked-Alignment-And-Immediate-Warp-After-Decloaking capability. I don't care if this is bound to a module or skill. I will buy the BPO, build the module and train the skill to level 5.
 
 As far as both options allow me to afk smoke at the window it doesn't matter for me which one is choosen.
 
 Because I cannot imagine that anyone (especially the window smokers) will disagree (pirates could still hunt in the middle between two gates waiting for ships with low capacitor capacity coming out of warp directly in front of them - with a little luck), so you only need to sign this petitionlike request for an early implementation in one of the next patches. (If necessary the Trinity patch can be postponed.)
 
 Thank you in advance!
 
 
 I hope you die of lung cancer afk smoking.
 
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        |  Gaven Blands
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 11:06:00 -
          [72] 
 Edited by: Gaven Blands on 04/12/2007 11:07:00
 
  Originally by: ChimeraRouge I hope you die of lung cancer afk smoking.
 
 
 I hope Eve University teaches you something about not being a complete knob.
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 Awwwww Diddums! Did I wardec your highsec alt recently or something?
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        |  Sorted
 Low Sec Liberators
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 11:32:00 -
          [73] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
 This is, of course, crap and INACCEPTABLE and can only be the result of a big hole in the game design.
 
 So first of all it MUST be possible to afk smoke at the window without risk while flying through high sec. Nobody can really have the patience and expect or wish to sit in front of the screen, mouse clicking and jumping and waiting for alignment of ships with terrible agility over distances of 10 or 20 or whatever solar systems.
 
 
 
 
 You can, SAFESPOT OR DOCK
 
 You want to shave 2 mins off your journey then YOU TAKE THE RISK,
 Just like the tool who crashes the Million quid sports car doing 110MpH - wants to take a few secs off the joureny and takes the risk.
 At least you only hurt yourself with your stupidity, impatience and lazyness.
 
 Sorted
 
 
 
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        |  Brixer
 Dai Dai Hai
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 12:08:00 -
          [74] 
 
 troll/sarcasm/whiner .. whetever.
 
 Concord is changed in Trinity. They have invented some new nifty gear to render you and your drones useless *fast*. T1 haulers will probably still pop, but you'd have to put an awfull lot of ships on a freighter to make it pop.
 
 
 
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        |  Demarcus
 Killjoy.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 12:20:00 -
          [75] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
 
 Yup, thats what transport ships are for.
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 You are all worthless, and weak.
 
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        |  Riho
 Northen Breeze
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 12:21:00 -
          [76] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
 
 QFT
 
 if the OP wants to smoke (whats bad for your health anyways), dock. simple95% of hi sec systems have ATLEAST 1 station.
 
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        |  Minerva Vulcan
 Caldari
 The Nexus Foundation
 Endless Horizon
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 12:43:00 -
          [77] 
 
 _______________________________
 I need new voices in my head,
 To speak my secret evils with.
 I need new lovers in my bed,
 To be my friends and special pets.
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        |  Avon
 Caldari
 Black Nova Corp
 Band of Brothers
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 12:58:00 -
          [78] 
 Great OP.
 Epic lulz at all the flamers, the FAIL irony is so sweet.
 
 Laughing *with* the op, and **at** the FAILcrew.
 
 
 Eve-Online: The Text Adventure
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        |  Malcanis
 High4Life
 SMASH Alliance
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 13:06:00 -
          [79] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow Yesterday I was shot down approaching a gate with a hauler in an empire high-sec system while I was afk smoking at the window. The hauler wasn't worth anything but the cargohold contained stuff worth around 300-400 Mil ISK. Of course I was scanned at the gate by a high-sec pirate (and/or his nearby mate in an industrial/freighter), my stuff was identified as a lot more worth than his battleship and he decided, let's draw an expensive ticket in the ganking lottery.
 
 OK, he failed (can happen). He destroyed my hauler, the loot can dropped, CONCORD took down his battleship and ... the loot container didn't contain the pile of the item he was after (the remaining stuff was almost worthless compared to the BS). So it was an unlucky evening for both of us (more for me, by the way), blowing away half a billion iskies into space.
 
 This is, of course, crap and INACCEPTABLE and can only be the result of a big hole in the game design.
 
 So first of all it MUST be possible to afk smoke at the window without risk while flying through high sec. Nobody can really have the patience and expect or wish to sit in front of the screen, mouse clicking and jumping and waiting for alignment of ships with terrible agility over distances of 10 or 20 or whatever solar systems.
 
 So I need urgently the following alternative changes in the game mechanics:
 
 Option 1:
 CONCORD must strike much faster and harder in high sec.
 Proposal for the storyline background: An ancient paper of the Talocan was discovered describing in detail the construction and deployment of a "wormhole smartbomb" (Note: "The Talocan were masters of Spatial manipulation and Hypereuclidean Mathematics." They were able to do such things!)
 This nice weapon (controlled only by CONCORD) works like the following: As soon as someone fires the first missile or blaster particle or bullet at a high sec gate a detector installed inside the gate takes notice of that, constructs a wormhole leading directly into the hostile ship, deploys a smartbomb with almost infinite destructive power through that wormhole and blows up the ship. At the same time the wormhole sucks the fired ammunition back before it can reach the attacked ship which will stay happy without a single scratch. All this must work with faster-than-light speed to take also laser guns into account which isn't really a problem for the Talocan. (Note: The Talocan could build technology "even though the scientific theories behind them remain a mystery". Yes, there are things between heaven and earth we cannot understand!)
 
 Option 2:
 I need an Autopilot-Warp-To-Zero option together with a Autopilot-Cloaked-Alignment-And-Immediate-Warp-After-Decloaking capability. I don't care if this is bound to a module or skill. I will buy the BPO, build the module and train the skill to level 5.
 
 As far as both options allow me to afk smoke at the window it doesn't matter for me which one is choosen.
 
 Because I cannot imagine that anyone (especially the window smokers) will disagree (pirates could still hunt in the middle between two gates waiting for ships with low capacitor capacity coming out of warp directly in front of them - with a little luck), so you only need to sign this petitionlike request for an early implementation in one of the next patches. (If necessary the Trinity patch can be postponed.)
 
 Thank you in advance!
 
 
 
 http://support.eve-online.com/Pages/KB/Article.aspx?id=341
 
 
 CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that.
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        |  Hermosa Diosas
 The-Secret-Service
 Retribution.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 13:27:00 -
          [80] 
 Edited by: Hermosa Diosas on 04/12/2007 13:30:22
 I agree that suicide ganking needs to be addressed, especially if done in groups? How not sure? CONCORD yes a i agree should hit harder and alot faster
 But as i ive said in another post, fit WCS lots of them, fit hardeners to limit the damage given so you can warp away.
 and most of all if your hauling lots of crap FIT A CLOAK!!
 
 
 So empire space is not 100% safe whoever thought it was then now realise it isnt.
 
 
  Quote: Kamikaze attacks
 
 Despite the lack of absolute safety, empire space is still relatively safe. The biggest threat to the average player in Empire space is the risk of ôkamikazeö attacks when carrying a cargo of noteworthy value. Just like on modern day earth, the risk of attack rises with the amount of money sticking out of your pockets. If attacking you becomes a lucrative enough option, the best of neighbourhoods may become unsafe for you to walk around in.
 
 Some players are willing to lose ships and their good standing with Concord for the hope of quick profit from a juicy loot drop. The ôkamikazeö attackers usually work in pairs or groups. They scan the cargo holds of bypassing pilots flying easily destructable ships until they see something worthy of a ship loss. They then blow up the ship and and while Concord do what they do best, a second character picks up the loot from the shipÆs wreck.
 
 This is not seen as an exploit of the intended game mechanics and there is no compensation or reimbursement to be had for losses caused by attacks in secure space.
 
 
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        |  Sokratesz
 Rionnag Alba
 Triumvirate.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 13:29:00 -
          [81] 
 This thread fails so badly, it turned into win. You just paid 400million isk to learn an important lesson my friend.
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        |  Avon
 Caldari
 Black Nova Corp
 Band of Brothers
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 13:38:00 -
          [82] 
 
  Originally by: Sokratesz This thread fails so badly, it turned into win. You just paid 400million isk to learn an important lesson my friend.
 
 Yeah, he learned how many people either failed to read or understand his post, and how many people write automatic replies based on what they *think* he was going to say.
 
 
 
 Eve-Online: The Text Adventure
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        |  Adamas Skysail
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 13:39:00 -
          [83] 
 Over a day old and 3 pages later and people still don't get it... Glorious!
  
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        |  Maximillian Power
 Minmatar
 Brutor tribe
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 13:39:00 -
          [84] 
 
  Originally by: Sokratesz This thread fails so badly, it turned into win. You just paid 400million isk to learn an important lesson my friend.
 
 
 no he didn't.
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        |  Sokratesz
 Rionnag Alba
 Triumvirate.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 13:40:00 -
          [85] 
 
  Originally by: Avon 
  Originally by: Sokratesz This thread fails so badly, it turned into win. You just paid 400million isk to learn an important lesson my friend.
 
 Yeah, he learned how many people either failed to read or understand his post, and how many people write automatic replies based on what they *think* he was going to say.
 
 
 
 Only read the first post..this is what so many real whiners do to one's brain..standard replies hardwired..
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        |  Freya Runestone
 Minmatar
 Brutor tribe
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 13:58:00 -
          [86] 
 the irony is strong in this one
 
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        |  P'uck
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 14:01:00 -
          [87] 
 Edited by: P''uck on 04/12/2007 14:03:20
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
  Originally by: Tarminic ...carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
 
 Yes, but I do that afk.
 
 
 
 this post says (at least to me) : trolling.
 
 or at least a somewhat creative way of trying to educate our carebears.
 
 when i carry that much stuff AFK through hisec, i get a BS with a FULL passive HP tank, armor and shield. i mean after all youre afk, right? so how could a DCU that could theoretically double your hull HP be of any use to you? right, no use, since you want to stand at the window, having a smoke. or takin a dump, doin the laundry. whatever.
 
 funny thing is... i tried to explain this concept of passive hp tanking for afk hisec hauling, all i got is flames and flak.
 
 let me just use this spot here to say to all those people (especially to this suicide ganker, that scanned me on the way to jita and then told me "its the worst fit ever", but without being able to gank me
  ) 
 youre all a bunch of idiots. mixed hp passive tanking is TEH ****nit for afk hauling.
 
 atruemisnomer, you still me owe me 10 mil, because of this bet about the topic. and you know it. im gonna pod you to 0sp and back if you wont pay up... the day i can be bothered to log in, that is
  
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        |  Xaen
 Caldari
 Caldari Provisions
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 14:23:00 -
          [88] 
 
 I would have ganked you too. Originally by: Kolmogorow Yesterday I was shot down approaching a gate with a hauler in an empire high-sec system while I was afk smoking at the window. The hauler wasn't worth anything but the cargohold contained stuff worth around 300-400 Mil ISK. Of course I was scanned at the gate by a high-sec pirate (and/or his nearby mate in an industrial/freighter), my stuff was identified as a lot more worth than his battleship and he decided, let's draw an expensive ticket in the ganking lottery.
 
 
 
 That's a contradiction. You exploded = he succeeded. Originally by: Kolmogorow OK, he failed (can happen). He destroyed my hauler,
 
 
 
 Looks fine to me. Let me guess, T1 hauler with minimal tanking modules fitted. Originally by: Kolmogorow This is, of course, crap and INACCEPTABLE and can only be the result of a big hole in the game design.
 
 
 
 That's just loltastic. Is it unfair that I don't smoke and therefore don't need to afk haul? Nerf non-smokers! Originally by: Kolmogorow So first of all it MUST be possible to afk smoke at the window without risk while flying through high sec. Nobody can really have the patience and expect or wish to sit in front of the screen, mouse clicking and jumping and waiting for alignment of ships with terrible agility over distances of 10 or 20 or whatever solar systems.
 
 
 
 lol Originally by: Kolmogorow So I need urgently the following alternative changes in the game mechanics:
 
 Option 1:
 CONCORD must strike much faster and harder in high sec.
 Proposal for the storyline background: An ancient paper of the Talocan was discovered describing in detail the construction and deployment of a "wormhole smartbomb" (Note: "The Talocan were masters of Spatial manipulation and Hypereuclidean Mathematics." They were able to do such things!)
 This nice weapon (controlled only by CONCORD) works like the following: As soon as someone fires the first missile or blaster particle or bullet at a high sec gate a detector installed inside the gate takes notice of that, constructs a wormhole leading directly into the hostile ship, deploys a smartbomb with almost infinite destructive power through that wormhole and blows up the ship. At the same time the wormhole sucks the fired ammunition back before it can reach the attacked ship which will stay happy without a single scratch. All this must work with faster-than-light speed to take also laser guns into account which isn't really a problem for the Talocan. (Note: The Talocan could build technology "even though the scientific theories behind them remain a mystery". Yes, there are things between heaven and earth we cannot understand!)
 
 Option 2:
 I need an Autopilot-Warp-To-Zero option together with a Autopilot-Cloaked-Alignment-And-Immediate-Warp-After-Decloaking capability. I don't care if this is bound to a module or skill. I will buy the BPO, build the module and train the skill to level 5.
 
 
 
 Are you for real? Originally by: Kolmogorow As far as both options allow me to afk smoke at the window it doesn't matter for me which one is choosen.
 
 
 
 Don't haul a load so expensive that it invites suicide gankers. Break it up. Alternatively, since you're so willing to train skills, use a transport ship. Tank it out. I broke my teeth on a transport ship over the weekend. Did loldamage to it before I got CONCORDOKKEN'D. A battleship ganker can do more, but risks more. If you're hauling a load sweet enough to be attractive to a BS ganker you're a fool. Originally by: Kolmogorow Because I cannot imagine that anyone (especially the window smokers) will disagree (pirates could still hunt in the middle between two gates waiting for ships with low capacitor capacity coming out of warp directly in front of them - with a little luck), so you only need to sign this petitionlike request for an early implementation in one of the next patches. (If necessary the Trinity patch can be postponed.)
 
 Thank you in advance!
 
 Support fixing the EVE UI | Suggest Jita fixes
 If you'd suicide gank yourself for what you're hauling, don't.
 
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        |  Xaen
 Caldari
 Caldari Provisions
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 14:29:00 -
          [89] 
 
 I see what you did there. Originally by: Adamas Skysail Over a day old and 3 pages later and people still don't get it... Glorious!
  
  Support fixing the EVE UI | Suggest Jita fixes
 If you'd suicide gank yourself for what you're hauling, don't.
 
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        |  Harm Gently
 Naughty 40
 Triumvirate.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 14:35:00 -
          [90] 
 this troll was excellent!
  
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 14:55:00 -
          [91] 
 
  Originally by: Xaen That's a contradiction. You exploded = he succeeded.
 
 
 He had another opinion. It's like invention: Twice a failure, three times success. Noone is happy about the two failures. On the long run of course suicide ganking must be quite profitable, considering what deal on a daily delivery volume of battleships we were talking about. Hm, I don't seem to be the only afk smoker in the game.
 
 
  Originally by: Xaen Looks fine to me. Let me guess, T1 hauler with minimal tanking modules fitted.
 
 
 Active shield tanking. I heard, the safest way when afk playing.
 
 
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        |  Commander Prishe
 Caldari
 The LoneStar Corp
 Edge Of Sanity
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 15:27:00 -
          [92] 
 0.0 should remain lawless, no rules, anything goes - thats perfectly fine. Gank those lone ships with your 10 man gangs and gate camp those shuttles as much as you like if thats where you get your kicks.
 
 0.4 - 0.1 needs to change however with a more gradual progession of whats allowed and whats not.
 
 As for suicide ganking in any high sec thats fine lol I think its quite funny actualy. As long as the attackers lose there ships to concord its fair game.
 
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        |  Kylar Renpurs
 Dusk Blade
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 15:32:00 -
          [93] 
 
  Quote: So first of all it MUST be possible to afk smoke at the window without risk while flying through high sec.
 
 
 Don't smoke? Or better yet. Carry around your stuff in something better than a 1 mil hauler.
 
 C'mon, there's heaps in game already to prevent what happened to you, you just fail to take advantage of it.
 
 Improve Market Competition!
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        |  Xaen
 Caldari
 Caldari Provisions
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 15:37:00 -
          [94] 
 
 You are so right. Originally by: Kolmogorow Active shield tanking. I heard, the safest way when afk playing.
 
  Support fixing the EVE UI | Suggest Jita fixes
 If you'd suicide gank yourself for what you're hauling, don't.
 
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 20:48:00 -
          [95] 
 
  Originally by: Malcanis http://support.eve-online.com/Pages/KB/Article.aspx?id=341
 
 
 I really don't know why at first my post is quoted and then a link to this chapter about "Kamikaze attacks" ("This is not seen as an exploit of the intended game mechanics and there is no compensation or reimbursement to be had for losses caused by attacks in secure space.") follows.
 
 It is as if I tell you I want to eat beef next Sunday and you reply: "On Friday we eat fish."
 
 This chapter talks only about the current state of the art. And it doesn't prove that suicide ganking is NOT a hole in the game mechanics.
 
 From a developer and legal point of view a software does not need to do what it SHOULD do applying a few atoms of common sense but only what the documentation tells about the software.
 
 Or from another direction: If the software has a bug - and who could disagree that suicide ganking is not only a bug but a heavy design failure - you can either remove the bug or write down in the documentation that it is intended and only looking like a bug.
 
 It can only be a temporary state. Flying around in high sec, sitting in front of the screen, not smoking at the window, pleaaaaase..., an impossible and only transitional situation, you know it!
 
 OK, Trinity deployment wasn't postponed so I expect the implementation of the necessary changes will follow very soon after.
 
 So, dear high sec gankers: adapt in advance and quit your business before you tumble in a deep hole of a futile ingame-life and end as a shattered nervous wreck scrunching sandcastles in the marvellous world of Hello-Kitty Online.
 
 
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        |  Sister Libertina
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 20:58:00 -
          [96] 
 This has been the most entertaining topic I can remember.
 
 Can I have everyones stuff?
 
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        |  Kaaii
 Caldari
 Kaaii-Net Research Labs
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 20:59:00 -
          [97] 
 Edited by: Kaaii on 04/12/2007 21:02:20
 
 
 Has anyone ever survived a gank attempt, using the ingame tools avialable? I'm not talking scouting, nor gank avoidance,or logging the freighter, but pure planning v the gank squad?
 
 Ie You trip the gankers up with commands, logs and implants?
 
 
 Ive never read of any account, so i ask. A lot of ha ha we ganked a freighter. So I'm wondering if really the only way to not loose a freighter is just to scout? Don't jump a gate with more than 5 BS on other side?
 
 Is that the vaunted tools spoken of here?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 According to Oveur, existing LSAA's already anchored will stay there.
 kieron
 Director of Community Relations,
 
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        |  Malcanis
 High4Life
 SMASH Alliance
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 21:01:00 -
          [98] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
  Originally by: Malcanis http://support.eve-online.com/Pages/KB/Article.aspx?id=341
 
 
 I really don't know why at first my post is quoted and then a link to this chapter about "Kamikaze attacks" ("This is not seen as an exploit of the intended game mechanics and there is no compensation or reimbursement to be had for losses caused by attacks in secure space.") follows.
 
 It is as if I tell you I want to eat beef next Sunday and you reply: "On Friday we eat fish."
 
 This chapter talks only about the current state of the art. And it doesn't prove that suicide ganking is NOT a hole in the game mechanics.
 
 From a developer and legal point of view a software does not need to do what it SHOULD do applying a few atoms of common sense but only what the documentation tells about the software.
 
 Or from another direction: If the software has a bug - and who could disagree that suicide ganking is not only a bug but a heavy design failure - you can either remove the bug or write down in the documentation that it is intended and only looking like a bug.
 
 It can only be a temporary state. Flying around in high sec, sitting in front of the screen, not smoking at the window, pleaaaaase..., an impossible and only transitional situation, you know it!
 
 OK, Trinity deployment wasn't postponed so I expect the implementation of the necessary changes will follow very soon after.
 
 So, dear high sec gankers: adapt in advance and quit your business before you tumble in a deep hole of a futile ingame-life and end as a shattered nervous wreck scrunching sandcastles in the marvellous world of Hello-Kitty Online.
 
 
 
 
 That link EXPLICITLY states that suicide ganking is allowed, expected and NOT considered an exploit.
 
 "This is not seen as an exploit of the intended game mechanics and there is no compensation or reimbursement to be had for losses caused by attacks in secure space."
 
 
 CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that.
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        |  Kirmok
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 21:05:00 -
          [99] 
 EVE isn't for non pvpers...I don't like that, but thats just how it is. If you don't want to get ganked or pvp, or both...then don't play eve, cancel your account.
 
 Seriously, I don't like it either, but thats how it is. The guys mate was probably an alt of his, you only need 2 account minimum to suicide gank.
 
 Best advice is to load your haulers with defenses so if you toss plates and or extenders on it, and maybe even use a t2 hauler, or a freighter! You can almost survive long enough for concord to get there and rescue you. Then you can lolz at the suicide ganker and feel good about yourself! :)
 
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        |  Kirmok
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 21:14:00 -
          [100] 
 
  Originally by: Hermosa Diosas Edited by: Hermosa Diosas on 04/12/2007 13:30:22
 I agree that suicide ganking needs to be addressed, especially if done in groups? How not sure? CONCORD yes a i agree should hit harder and alot faster
 But as i ive said in another post, fit WCS lots of them, fit hardeners to limit the damage given so you can warp away.
 and most of all if your hauling lots of crap FIT A CLOAK!!
 
 
 So empire space is not 100% safe whoever thought it was then now realise it isnt.
 
 
  Quote: Kamikaze attacks
 
 Despite the lack of absolute safety, empire space is still relatively safe. The biggest threat to the average player in Empire space is the risk of ôkamikazeö attacks when carrying a cargo of noteworthy value. Just like on modern day earth, the risk of attack rises with the amount of money sticking out of your pockets. If attacking you becomes a lucrative enough option, the best of neighbourhoods may become unsafe for you to walk around in.
 
 Some players are willing to lose ships and their good standing with Concord for the hope of quick profit from a juicy loot drop. The ôkamikazeö attackers usually work in pairs or groups. They scan the cargo holds of bypassing pilots flying easily destructable ships until they see something worthy of a ship loss. They then blow up the ship and and while Concord do what they do best, a second character picks up the loot from the shipÆs wreck.
 
 This is not seen as an exploit of the intended game mechanics and there is no compensation or reimbursement to be had for losses caused by attacks in secure space.
 
 
 
 Yeah...but in real life, people can't scan your wallet from across the room and see how much cash you have. They also get tossed in jail for weeks or months, or years depending on the crime.
 
 Don't compare eve to real life, if you want that, then all the suicide pirates characters should be put in jail for a month after suicide ganking. Just like real life! That keeps concord providing consequences, not preventing the crimes! Right?!
 
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        |  brinelan
 Caldari
 Victory Not Vengeance
 Intrepid Crossing
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 21:21:00 -
          [101] 
 Edited by: brinelan on 04/12/2007 21:22:04
 I don't see the problem. Nothing is safe.. Don't fly what you can't afford to lose.
 
 But seriously, the tools (ships and mods) to combat this are in game and freely availiable to everyone. Use the right tool for the job. Hauling valuable cargo requires a ship that will protect it. There are many threads on the topic, and in them are suggestions of out-of-the-box thinking and setups for even combat ships to use for transporting high value cargo. Check out eve-search.com to find them.
 
 (To use a RL analogy) you wouldn't transport large sums of cash in a small car, you use a vehicle more suited to securing it.
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 Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 21:30:00 -
          [102] 
 
  Originally by: brinelan I don't see the problem. Nothing is safe..
 
 
 You see the problem.
 
 
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        |  Sorted
 Low Sec Liberators
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 21:35:00 -
          [103] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
  Originally by: brinelan I don't see the problem. Nothing is safe..
 
 
 You see the problem.
 
 
 
 Your the problem? I'll ilberate
 
 "WHAAA WHHAAAAA WHAAAAA"
 
 NEXT!
 
 
 
 
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        |  Kyusoath Orillian
 Northern Intelligence
 Veritas Immortalis
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 21:39:00 -
          [104] 
 
  Quote: INACCEPTABLE
 
 
 LOL
 
 
 SET SAIL FOR FAIL.
 
 
 
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        |  JamnOne
 Amarr
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 21:44:00 -
          [105] 
 
 Yeah - now I don't feel so stoopid Originally by: Adamas Skysail Over a day old and 3 pages later and people still don't get it... Glorious!
  
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  Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
  
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        |  NenMaster
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 21:48:00 -
          [106] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
 
 
 hahahahahahaha
 
 thats the funniest thing i have seen today, i read a rant about some fool, then i see fail, i like it.
 
 thanks!
 
 still laughing as i type
 
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        |  Arathon Theimies
 Mobile Alcohol Processing Units
 United Freemen Alliance
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 22:26:00 -
          [107] 
 Hello Kitty online is that way.
  (I heard the pvp is brutal) 
  
 Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes, ty. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes
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        |  Bigeasy
 Caldari
 Shadow Of The Light
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 22:32:00 -
          [108] 
 I forget who's sig it is, but it sums up my thoughts nicely.
 
 Concord provides consequences, not protection.
 
 If you live by that mantra, and train for t2 haulers, you will go far.
 
 If not, i hear this wow game is awfully popular.
 
 Let them hate, so long as they fear-Caligula
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        |  slag Taramen
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 22:57:00 -
          [109] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
  Originally by: Kessiaan There was a post a few days back that proposed that cargo / ship scanning someone not in your gang or corp would flag you for kill rights for 15 minutes (like stealing a can or wreck does now).
 
 
 I have even kill rights over one month against the pirate. But I won't make use of them I think. He seems to be a friendly guy, we almost had a deal selling him a new battleship but his sec status dropped and he can't enter my manufacturing system anymore after attacking me. CONCORD should allow that after a personal invitation.
 
 
 
 So you want to waive away one of the few clamps the game has to attempt to restrict the behavior you find so unconscionable?
 
 That pirate murdered my wife, but I should be able to invite him out of prison to come over for cupcakes if I want.
 
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        |  Rufus MacMaranth
 Shadow Front
 Lost Children of Eve
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 23:11:00 -
          [110] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow Yesterday I was shot .... <stuff> .... As far as both options allow me to afk smoke at the window it doesn't matter for me which one is choosen.... <more stuff>
 
 
 Excellent post. I have to agree that there should be a mechanism for popping out for a smoke, pouring your next drinkie, etc while still flying through space and not dying. Maybe an 'away for a smoke, or a drink' icon can be applied that lasts for 5 minutes and renders you invulnerable and can be used once every 30mins or so.
 
 Apologies to chain smokers or drinkers, but more than once in 30 mins is too exploitable.
 Cheers,
 Ruf.
 
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        |  Karrade Krise
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.04 23:17:00 -
          [111] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
 (pirates could still hunt in the middle between two gates waiting for ships with low capacitor capacity coming out of warp directly in front of them - with a little luck),
 
 
 
 
 Sure......that makes perfect sense. Since a ship can only see ships warping into their grid for about 400 km....why not make a huge chain gang of ships, one every 400 km, from one gate to another...Because obviously you're not going to be able to probe them within 30 seconds before they warp away...
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        |  Lt Angus
 Caldari
 the united
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.05 00:31:00 -
          [112] 
 Should make a list of everyone that fell for this
  
 
 Shhhh, Im hunting Badgers
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        |  Max Nero
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.05 00:55:00 -
          [113] 
 
  Originally by: Lt Angus Should make a list of everyone that fell for this
  
 
 Shhhhh... Don't ruin it...
 
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        |  Dubious Drewski
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.05 01:08:00 -
          [114] 
 
 He knows very well how this sounds. C'mon guys, the OP obviously is just yanking our chains here. Originally by: Kolmogorow Yesterday I was shot down approaching a gate with a hauler in an empire high-sec system while I was afk smoking at the window. The hauler wasn't worth anything but the cargohold contained stuff worth around 300-400 Mil ISK.
 
 
 And that's why I love that homely boat! Originally by: Slayton Ford a Drake is normally primaried last
 
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        |  Jormungand Altruis
 Amarr
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.05 01:33:00 -
          [115] 
 
  Originally by: Crumplecorn Yes, ironic.
 
 That goes well with the /thread sig...do you control which sig shows up with which post?
 
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        |  Rameus Luxmaar
 Immortalis Inc.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.05 01:41:00 -
          [116] 
 Edited by: Rameus Luxmaar on 05/12/2007 01:42:16
 
 For the love of all thats holy, ROFL!!!
 
 edit: removed about 20 rofl's
 
 IMMORTALIS INC. is recruiting new members!
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.06 16:12:00 -
          [117] 
 
  Originally by: Rufus MacMaranth ...Maybe an 'away for a smoke, or a drink' icon can be applied that lasts for 5 minutes and renders you invulnerable and can be used once every 30mins or so...
 
 
 This is a really constructive post and a great proposal! I have updated my opening post and included the INVULNERABILITY BUTTON as Option 3 (while I removed the time restriction which seems to be only the half of the way to the optimal solution).
 
 
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        |  Reoohki
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.06 16:22:00 -
          [118] 
 Im want to lvl afk cancer to 5
  
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 16:48:00 -
          [119] 
 
  Originally by: Karrade Krise 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
 (pirates could still hunt in the middle between two gates waiting for ships with low capacitor capacity coming out of warp directly in front of them - with a little luck),
 
 
 
 
 Sure......that makes perfect sense. Since a ship can only see ships warping into their grid for about 400 km....why not make a huge chain gang of ships, one every 400 km, from one gate to another...Because obviously you're not going to be able to probe them within 30 seconds before they warp away...
 
 
 Well, suicide ganking is a lottery anyway. I only want to move this lottery away from the gates to somewhere else in space. It might reduce the chance of winning a little bit but ... we have to sacrifice something for the serious improvements I proposed.
 
 
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        |  Chaplain Veritas
 Amarr
 The Aduro Protocol
 The Fifth Race
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 16:58:00 -
          [120] 
 can someone please tell me this is a joke. even if it's not. someone just say it.
 
 i truly think it is simply by virtue of his suggestions, ie the uber godbomb from CONCORD. he's either 11 or he's joking.
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        |  Taurequis
 Waylander 01
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 17:14:00 -
          [121] 
 Edited by: Taurequis on 07/12/2007 17:16:36
 
  Originally by: Kaaii Edited by: Kaaii on 04/12/2007 21:02:20
 
 
 Has anyone ever survived a gank attempt, using the ingame tools avialable? I'm not talking scouting, nor gank avoidance,or logging the freighter, but pure planning v the gank squad?
 
 Ie You trip the gankers up with commands, logs and implants?
 
 
 Ive never read of any account, so i ask. A lot of ha ha we ganked a freighter. So I'm wondering if really the only way to not loose a freighter is just to scout? Don't jump a gate with more than 5 BS on other side?
 
 Is that the vaunted tools spoken of here?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Hi,
 
 The other day i was flying to Jita to pick up a ship interface worth 700 mil. I figured id play it more careful since the last time i tried to pickup anything of value i got ganked (my rigged ceptor, not afk, obelisk bpo, smartbombed and jump in
  ). 
 So i took my covert ops and stuck a secure can in its hold. To make things a little bit more interesting i stuck 50 odd tier 2 bc bpc in the can. So I fly off to jita, not afk as such but just letting it cruise up to the gates.
 
 About 1 jump out on the way to jita, a tech 1 cruiser and frigate lock me, pop most of my shields and half my hull in the first volley. I , not afk, switch on the two invun field II and the damage control i had cunningly fitted and pat my small shield extender II with a smile on my face. Watching the pretty fireworks.
 
 I do agree that insurance should be taken off for this type of thing. Beyond that i don't see what ccp can do.
 
 Suicide ganking happens to all types of ships from freighters down to shuttles. With your ganker using the full range of cheap tech 1 ships they can get away with.
 
 As much as i hate it, i'm just learning to deal with it. Its the ore theft of the modern era. Scum, but you generally can do bugger all.
 
 Best Regards,
 
 Taur
 
 p.s On the way back from Jita with the 700 mil of cargo I did warp to 0 cloaked for every gate to my home system, just incase.
  p.p.s I'm thinking about dusting off my Claymore with fat passive tank to bring back that Afk hauling love.
 
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 17:31:00 -
          [122] 
 
  Originally by: Taurequis Suicide ganking happens to all types of ships from freighters down to shuttles.
 
 
 Do they really have a chance taking down freighters at a gate in high sec?
 
 
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        |  N'irrti
 Amarr
 PURE Legion
 Pure.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 17:35:00 -
          [123] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
 
 cant be quoted enough
  
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        |  Valrandir
 Gallente
 Slacker Industries
 Cult of War
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 17:52:00 -
          [124] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
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 This has surpassed the Yarrdware specification and has been dubbed Uberware
 - Oveur
 
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        |  dust monkey
 Minmatar
 Dark Tornado
 Synchr0nicity
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 17:55:00 -
          [125] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
  Originally by: Taurequis Suicide ganking happens to all types of ships from freighters down to shuttles.
 
 
 Do they really have a chance taking down freighters at a gate in high sec?
 
 
 
 YES
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 the cake is a lie..
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 19:12:00 -
          [126] 
 
  Originally by: dust monkey 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
  Originally by: Taurequis Suicide ganking happens to all types of ships from freighters down to shuttles.
 
 
 Do they really have a chance taking down freighters at a gate in high sec?
 
 
 
 YES
 
 
 My hauler had around 5% of armor and 1% of hull compared to a freighter and the battleship attacking me popped at the same time than my ship.
 How should it be possible to kill a freighter in High Sec? If so, it's obviously a bug because freighters are designed to be untouchable in High Sec.
 
 
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        |  Hamfast
 Gallente
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 19:20:00 -
          [127] 
 it can be done, it just takes a lot more BS's to pop the freighter...
 
 I seem to remember it took 34 seconds or so with a bunch of Domi's
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 It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
 
 
 
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 20:32:00 -
          [128] 
 
  Originally by: Hamfast ...34 seconds...
 
 
 Bah, as I said: CONCORD is too slow and too weak.
 
 
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        |  SiJira
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 20:58:00 -
          [129] 
 CONCORD will now respond to aggressing drones during criminal acts by deactivating a pilot's capability to control them.
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        |  Centurion 2
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 21:14:00 -
          [130] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
  Originally by: Hamfast ...34 seconds...
 
 
 Bah, as I said: CONCORD is too slow and too weak.
 
 
 
 I agree on this one. Unlike 0.0, you depend on Concord to protect your investment.
 
 Way too weak. The new corps. specializing in this can insta-pop a hauler easily.
 
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        |  Ga'len
 The Really Awesome Players
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 21:18:00 -
          [131] 
 Edited by: Ga''len on 07/12/2007 21:17:53
 No.
 
 Game mechanic, works as intended.
 
 EVE has a simple concept at it's core, "Risk versus Reward."
 
 If you RISK going AFK, then your REWARD someone else with the loot.
 
 If you RISK suicide ganking, you REWARD Concord with your destroyed ship.
 
 
 There are plenty of things you can do to ensure that you don't loose out on your cargo. Be smart when you move your stuff around, never go AFK unless you are docked.
 
 I am sorry, but this not a dev problem, it's YOUR problem for taking such a RISK.
 
 
 
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        |  Sergeant Spot
 Black Eclipse Corp
 Band of Brothers
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 22:54:00 -
          [132] 
 While I strongly support the idea of changing the math of suicide ganking (its silly that a ship with even a moderate value cargo is MORE at risk in 0.5+ than in 0.0), I'd change ONLY the math (by changing insurance).
 
 Play nice while you butcher each other.
 
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        |  Darcel Black
 Gallente
 Murientor Tribe
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 23:01:00 -
          [133] 
 Well, you know what they say. Smoking kills.
 
 -Darcel
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        |  Malcanis
 High4Life
 SMASH Alliance
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 23:02:00 -
          [134] 
 
  Originally by: Rufus MacMaranth 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow Yesterday I was shot .... <stuff> .... As far as both options allow me to afk smoke at the window it doesn't matter for me which one is choosen.... <more stuff>
 
 
 Excellent post. I have to agree that there should be a mechanism for popping out for a smoke, pouring your next drinkie, etc while still flying through space and not dying. Maybe an 'away for a smoke, or a drink' icon can be applied that lasts for 5 minutes and renders you invulnerable and can be used once every 30mins or so.
 
 Apologies to chain smokers or drinkers, but more than once in 30 mins is too exploitable.
 Cheers,
 Ruf.
 
 
 Yeah, if only there were some kind of safe harbour or "space station" where one could "dock" one's ship.
 
 
 CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that.
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        |  Carolina Sky
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.07 23:07:00 -
          [135] 
 i agree the suicide ganking needs to be looked into , as it stands the gankers get all the rewards for no risk , cause insurance covers them, something needs to be done
 
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.08 14:11:00 -
          [136] 
 
  Originally by: Carolina Sky ...the gankers get all the rewards for no risk , cause insurance covers them...
 
 
 Hahaha, I didn't know that they get insurance payout. Now it becomes even more ridiculous. What is the insurance fee for a battleship? I don't know, 20 Mil or something like that?
 
 So with goods in cargo space worth a bit more than this insurance fee suicide ganking starts to be profitable and it even doesn't hurt the ganker so much to do it just for fun.
 
 Obviously the game fails at high sec travelling. Why isn't the Autopilot removed, it is useless.
 
 
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        |  SiJira
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.08 14:22:00 -
          [137] 
 what are you whining about? concord just got boosted again and the weapon of choice - see drone boat dominix - has been effectively balanced for suicide ganking
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        |  Mister Xerox
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.08 14:29:00 -
          [138] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
 
 Incorrect. There is one thing wrong with suicide ganking: There are NO REPURCUSSIONS for the suicider. A pittance of a sec loss, the looting ship is some dumb alt. Typically the suicider is also some dumb alt.
 
 Make the main on the account take the sec hit. Make concord guard the loot for x period of time (anyone but the owning corp, or one at war with them, loots the wreck = concordoken).
 
 Remove insurance payouts for concord losses.
 
 Freeze alt slots on accounts - no recycling of alts with negative standings (you want to suicide and toss alts? Go rat them up to 0.0 sec status before you can purge them!!) especually alts less than a month old with severe negative standings.
 
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        |  Chromakey Dreamcoat
 Caldari
 Model Of Aggression
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.08 15:18:00 -
          [139] 
 lol seems like many have been ganked by the op in this thread.
 
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        |  Admiral Pelleon
 Caldari
 White Shadow Imperium
 Burning Horizons
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.08 15:20:00 -
          [140] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
 
 Tarminic for the win.
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        |  Tivookz
 Caldari
 The Singularity Amalgamation
 Pure.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.08 15:49:00 -
          [141] 
 
  Originally by: An Anarchyyt Smoking kills.
 
 
 This.
 
 He beat me to it.
 
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        |  Soulita
 Gallente
 Inner Core
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.08 16:13:00 -
          [142] 
 * sigh *
 
 Suicide ganking is a legit tactic, all fine there.
 
 Only change that might make sense is to remove insurance payout for ships destroyed by concord. Maybe CCP will agree with this sometime and change it, maybe not.
 
 
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        |  Violine Ming
 Gallente
 Apostles of Eve
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 01:20:00 -
          [143] 
 Edited by: Violine Ming on 10/12/2007 01:20:54
 /signed Insurance game mechanic for suiciders is r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d. My only complaint. I don't mind it happening (suicide ganking that is) but rewarding the ganker is fecking stupid.
 
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        |  Richard Aiel
 Caldari
 DEATHFUNK
 Chaos Incarnate.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 01:29:00 -
          [144] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
 
 pure win... High sec = high sec not "perfectly safe"
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
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        |  Cipher7
 VersaTech Interstellar Ltd.
 SMASH Alliance
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 01:41:00 -
          [145] 
 
 This thread is epic failure.
 
 Nothing wrong with suicide ganking.
 
 Use a transport or a tanked BS to haul valuables.
 
 t1 haulers are for hauling voluminous amounts of low-value stuff.
 
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        |  Odeweaver
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 01:43:00 -
          [146] 
 Haha, I learned this lesson while hauling a covert ops skill book and the cruise missile skill book in a brand new omen, I only went afk while on autopilot in atlar because lunch didn't agree with me and I thought i was going to **** myself
  
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        |  Zaqar
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 01:49:00 -
          [147] 
 So five pages and one week later, and you still haven't worked out the OP is winding you up?
 
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        |  Violine Ming
 Gallente
 Apostles of Eve
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 01:54:00 -
          [148] 
 
  Originally by: Cipher7 
 This thread is epic failure.
 
 Nothing wrong with suicide ganking.
 
 Use a transport or a tanked BS to haul valuables.
 
 t1 haulers are for hauling voluminous amounts of low-value stuff.
 
 
 This isn't just highsec hauling. I'm not a hauler. Suicide ganking isn't limmited to just haulers....
  
 Again, suicide ganking is fine. Fix the re-tard-ed insurance payout.
 
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        |  Roger Douglas
 Infinite Improbability Inc
 Mostly Harmless
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 02:00:00 -
          [149] 
 The Forum-Fu is strong with this OP...
  
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        |  Valea
 Wrath Of Khaine
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 02:34:00 -
          [150] 
 YOU LOST THE GAME
 
 
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        |  firefly5000
 Gallente
 Aliastra
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 03:14:00 -
          [151] 
 FAIL
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        |  MeGotAnswers
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 03:14:00 -
          [152] 
 To the OP, so sad, too bad. And I say that as someone who has gotten suicide ganked. Really, CONCORD *AND* should be doing more agressive sec hits for pirating, because there isn't a realistic/RP valid reason why someone can kill 6 ships illegally and suffer any real sanctions. Doubling the initial sec hit to -.2 and making ship destruction -.5 would be imho far more realistic consequences, and would cause empire raiders to be more selective. Perhaps also faction rating hits if you gank someone in a newbie corp, or who has significant standings with that faction.
 
 It would be nice to also have some industrial specific modules/rigs. Something drastic -30 to -50% Cargo, -25% speed, -60% CPU (so it's only practical for industrials), in return for more HP/resistances. It should require a few lvl 3-4 skills, but wouldn't really be as awesome as transports.
 
 Empire piracy it isn't challenging as is now, and its just a little too easy from an RP point of view. It still should exist though.
 
 
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        |  SL Helper
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 03:28:00 -
          [153] 
 I think that suicidegankings need to be looked at by CCP. I think a module or a special type of container that prevents cargoscanning would be nice. There sould be some kind of drawback (cargospace maybe?) in using them tho.
 
 Btw, isn't it annoying that I type with this increadible large font? Imagine if everyone would start using it. Stop it ffs!
 
 
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        |  Spike 68
 0utbreak
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 07:44:00 -
          [154] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 
 
 
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        |  umop 3pisdn
 Minmatar
 Fnck the blob.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 07:54:00 -
          [155] 
 Anyone who thinks a hauler is in more danger in empire than in 0.0 doesnt live near me.
 
 
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        |  Danton Marcellus
 Nebula Rasa Holdings
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 08:14:00 -
          [156] 
 Remove insurance payouts to ships shot down by Concord, problem solved.
 
 
 
 Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav!
 
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        |  Garong
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 08:24:00 -
          [157] 
 Removing the insurance payout for the gankers would fix a great deal. Right now there is almost no risk vs a potential huge reward for suiciding.
 
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        |  Crumplecorn
 Gallente
 Eve Cluster Explorations
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 08:32:00 -
          [158] 
 Removing the reward for suicide gankers would also fix a great deal.
 
 Stop moving valuables in T1 haulers and shuttles!
 -
 
 DesuSigs
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        |  Galack Fyar
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 08:34:00 -
          [159] 
 Edited by: Galack Fyar on 10/12/2007 08:34:24
 Edited by: Galack Fyar on 10/12/2007 08:34:11
 I like pie quite a lot.
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        |  Edelhonk
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 08:44:00 -
          [160] 
 Edited by: Edelhonk on 10/12/2007 08:46:57
 Edited by: Edelhonk on 10/12/2007 08:45:36
 jupp...the Insurance is the main problem here.
 
 It nearly no risk for the ganker (the security standing loss is a joke tbh, 1 or 2 hours of rat hunting and tata...im back to my old standing)
 
 The Insurance is part of CONCORDE, but they pay for a ship destroyed by their own security because the ship owner does breaking the law
 
 Its the same if you do a bank robbery, drive away in your own car, your car got crashed by police in the carchase and after that you can take all the money from the robbery and police pay you a new car and you only have to do 3 hours of social work as punishment.....little bit strange.
 
 atm a Indu with a load of 50 Mil ISK is worth a suizide ganking.
 
 btw, all ppl saying "omg, fly in a T2 Indu with tankfitting" and "dont fly afk, noob"
 
 1. the T2 are brought in the game from CCP for lowsec space, check the description
 
 2. did you ever fly 25 or more (even with warp to 0 it takes over 45 min to do a run of 25 jumps) jumps, its boring like hell and i play this game to have fun, not to be bored.
 
 
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        |  Edelhonk
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 08:52:00 -
          [161] 
 
  Originally by: Crumplecorn Removing the reward for suicide gankers would also fix a great deal.
 
 Stop moving valuables in T1 haulers and shuttles!
 
 
 seems you are not up to date...atm suizide gankers hunting even Freigters
 
 so you argument is BS
 
 
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        |  Crumplecorn
 Gallente
 Eve Cluster Explorations
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 08:53:00 -
          [162] 
 Edited by: Crumplecorn on 10/12/2007 08:55:41
 
 1. Nothing to do with anything. Originally by: Edelhonk 1. the T2 are brought in the game from CCP for lowsec space, check the description
 
 2. did you ever fly 25 or more (even with warp to 0 it takes over 45 min to do a run of 25 jumps) jumps, its boring like hell and i play this game to have fun, not to be bored.
 
 
 
 2. If you don't want to put in the time, then either don't move the stuff, or take the risk of dying.
 
 
 
 No, I'm afraid my argument would only be 'BS' as you say if only freighters were ganked. Most whines about suicide ganking involved smaller ships. Small time gankers would be out of business is freighters were the only worthy targets. Originally by: Edelhonk 
  Originally by: Crumplecorn Removing the reward for suicide gankers would also fix a great deal.
 
 Stop moving valuables in T1 haulers and shuttles!
 
 
 seems you are not up to date...atm suizide gankers hunting even Freigters
 
 so you argument is BS
 
 
 -
 
 DesuSigs
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        |  Garong
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 09:02:00 -
          [163] 
 Edited by: Garong on 10/12/2007 09:04:36
 
  Originally by: Crumplecorn Removing the reward for suicide gankers would also fix a great deal.
 
 Stop moving valuables in T1 haulers and shuttles!
 
 
 Like using a blockade runner? I doubt they had high sec hauling in mind when they designed the ship, and its not exactly invulnerable.
 Freighters get ganked as well, Inties can get smartbombed.
 Theres no ship that is suicide proof, and i'm not asking to change that.
 
 Changing insurance will not turn high sec into happy fluffy carebear land, but it will hurt the wallet for the ganker when he fails/ loot is destroyed.
 
 >edit< wow i post too slow :p
 
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        |  Kurogauna
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 11:15:00 -
          [164] 
 Edited by: Kurogauna on 10/12/2007 11:16:33
 
 I'm a suicide ganker. I agree, it's just too easy to get a great reward without any risks.
 
 But suicide ganking is still a big part of high sec metal game... It's the ability to suicide gank that must be nerfed, but the retaliation from the victim.
 
 please take a look at this post. It's an idea that can affect suicide gank.
 
 
 Dont like baby blue ? Tell it to the devs HERE, Thanx.
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        |  Jovienus
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 11:41:00 -
          [165] 
 Suicide ganking is like real life suicide bombers. Unfortunately no one can really stop them, so I don't see any reason why they should be nerfed in EVE. Afterall one of the greatest aspects of EVE is the feel of realism in terms of social simulation. Anything humans can do in RL can be emulated in EVE from killing, stealing, conning, trading, war, pirating, peace treaties, etc...
 
 So please keep suicide ganking in. It adds spice to an already extraoridinary game.
 
 -J
 
 
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        |  Malbolge
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 11:46:00 -
          [166] 
 OP is about --><-- this far from Troll Nirvana.
 
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        |  Vagablonde
 Ivy League
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 11:50:00 -
          [167] 
 
  Originally by: Jovienus Suicide ganking is like real life suicide bombers.
 
 -J
 
 
  Originally by: Jovienus real life suicide bombers.
 
 -J
 
 
  Originally by: Jovienus suicide bombers.
 
 -J
 
 
  Originally by: Jovienus suicide
 
 -J
 
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        |  Garia666
 Amarr
 T.H.U.G L.I.F.E
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 11:56:00 -
          [168] 
 Edited by: Garia666 on 10/12/2007 11:56:04
 just get a couple of alts suiciding in noob ships on the route which your heading.. So you can spawn allot of concord before you travel.. thats pretty safe
 
 
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        |  Uhr Zylex
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 14:53:00 -
          [169] 
 all aboard the failtrain
 
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        |  Jovienus
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 15:44:00 -
          [170] 
 
  Originally by: Vagablonde 
  Originally by: Jovienus Suicide ganking is like real life suicide bombers.
 
 -J
 
 
  Originally by: Jovienus real life suicide bombers.
 
 -J
 
 
  Originally by: Jovienus suicide bombers.
 
 -J
 
 
  Originally by: Jovienus suicide
 
 -J
 
 
 
 And your point is?
 
 Its a perfectly valid statement, players are using suicidal tactics to achieve a specific goal. Just like suicide bombers in real life using their suicide bombing to achieve their goals. The only difference thank god is that suicide bomber don't have access to clone vats.
  
 I can't see anyway to code a solution here even if we wanted too. How do you tell a computer the difference between a suicide ganker and an accidental hi-sec engagement or misfire! Would you servely punish all of them on top of the already damaging loss of their ship?
 
 I think as it stand CCP should stop NERFING everything in sight. It might not be nice but it is a feature of the game, if you begin to NERF what players can do with their ships in EVE then how long will it be before you end up not being able to do anything due to someone crying foul.
 
 I sympathize with the loss of the ship I myself suffered the loss of a 250Mil ISKs Raven is a camping Mothership when entering a lo-sec system. I didn't once cry foul... I took the beating lost the ship like I knew damn well I would do and simply brought a new one, ok so a week later a lost that one too, but hey thats my bad luck, it could happen to anyone. Just so happened to me. Point is EVE is about the good, the bad and the ugly. The good being teamwork, profits and sportsmanship, the bad being scamming, pirating, thieving, and the ugly being suicide gankers, griefing and podding. Its all part of the same multispectrum aspect of EVE.
 
 So before you cry foul, think for a second - if I did this would I be crying foul? The answer is most definitely NO.
 
 
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        |  Athus
 Dark Malice Inc
 Skunk-Works
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 15:44:00 -
          [171] 
 Uhm,
 
 Can I point out that while I personally don't like getting ganked at a empire gate I NEVER LEAVE THE SHIP ALONE. your just asking for a uberwtfbbqpwn gank doing that. I have suggestions:
 
 1) don't fly AFK (DUUUUUH)
 2) WOW warp to 0 is kewl
 3) quit EvE.
 
 I have carried 4 and 500 mil piles of goods in a ity and even I know not to leave the thing alone in space to travel AP 15 KM to a gate. can't get ganked if your warping to 0.
 
 LOL I think you learned a lesson. EvE is meant to be as realistic as possible in some regards.. get used to it.
 
 Fly Safe
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.10 17:55:00 -
          [172] 
 
  Originally by: Edelhonk ...did you ever fly 25 or more (even with warp to 0 it takes over 45 min to do a run of 25 jumps) jumps, its boring like hell and i play this game to have fun, not to be bored.
 
 
 
 THAT is by far the most sophisticated statement about the issue! And the only solution not to be bored flying 25 jumps through high sec is to fly afk and to do something other in the meantime.
 
 
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        |  SiJira
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 00:20:00 -
          [173] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow 
  Originally by: Edelhonk ...did you ever fly 25 or more (even with warp to 0 it takes over 45 min to do a run of 25 jumps) jumps, its boring like hell and i play this game to have fun, not to be bored.
 
 
 
 THAT is by far the most sophisticated statement about the issue! And the only solution not to be bored flying 25 jumps through high sec is to fly afk and to do something other in the meantime.
 
 
 
 hey guys i find it boring that i dont ever have enough isk lets make your ships instantly teleport anywhere and everything is free
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        |  OOOSOOO
 Gallente
 Federal Navy Academy
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 00:33:00 -
          [174] 
 
 
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        |  Semkhet
 KR0M
 The Red Skull
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 00:55:00 -
          [175] 
 Fascinating. Can't believe that this thread reached 174 posts with half the replies displaying a complete inability to grasp the spirit of the OP...
 
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        |  SiJira
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 00:59:00 -
          [176] 
 
 you think hes joking? how do you know some newb dont start thinking hes serious? Originally by: Semkhet Fascinating. Can't believe that this thread reached 174 posts with half the replies displaying a complete inability to grasp the spirit of the OP...
 
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        |  abbagabba
 Gallente
 Monster Raving Loonies
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 01:24:00 -
          [177] 
 Edited by: abbagabba on 11/12/2007 01:24:23
 
  Originally by: Semkhet Fascinating. Can't believe that this thread reached 174 posts with half the replies displaying a complete inability to grasp the spirit of the OP...
 
 
 I keep thinking it's the other, almost identical post that was deadly serious. You can't expect people to read page 1 before they reply, can you?
  
 But I agree with the op, everyone has the right to a bit of afk smoking.
 
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        |  Surfin's PlunderBunny
 Minmatar
 mUfFiN fAcToRy
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 01:27:00 -
          [178] 
 
  Originally by: abbagabba Edited by: abbagabba on 11/12/2007 01:24:23
 
  Originally by: Semkhet Fascinating. Can't believe that this thread reached 174 posts with half the replies displaying a complete inability to grasp the spirit of the OP...
 
 
 I keep thinking it's the other, almost identical post that was deadly serious. You can't expect people to read page 1 before they reply, can you?
  
 But I agree with the op, everyone has the right to a bit of afk smoking.
 
 
 You have the right to go afk whenever you want to, but don't come whining here when you do and something bad happens
  
  Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton thats a boot.ini a file used by windows
 
 
 
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        |  umop 3pisdn
 Minmatar
 Fnck the blob.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 01:35:00 -
          [179] 
 
  Originally by: OOOSOOO 
 
 
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        |  Anacrit Mc'Sinister
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 01:53:00 -
          [180] 
 Edited by: Anacrit Mc''Sinister on 11/12/2007 01:55:34
 
  Quote: Option 3:
 The INVULNERABILITY BUTTON
 
 
 i love that one!!! i want tha button too!!
 
 infact: dear CCP. forget all my amarr/cloaking/explotation/ewar rants.. this xmass i want INVULNERABILITY BUTTON!!
 
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        |  Kristos Valamache
 Edyta Enterprises
 Sylph Alliance
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 02:36:00 -
          [181] 
 T1 hauler - 1m isk
 eve subscription - approximately 10.53 euros p/m
 Pack of smokes - roughly ú5.00
 
 
 The inability of the fail crew to admit they've been duped.............. PRICELESS!!!
 
 
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        |  Malbolge
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 10:59:00 -
          [182] 
 
  Originally by: Athus I have carried 4 and 500 mil piles of goods in a ity . . .
 
 can't get ganked if your warping to 0.
 
 
 You are in for a rude awakening one of these days.
 
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        |  Dzajic
 Gallente
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 11:11:00 -
          [183] 
 Only thing that might come good to "balance" Suicide ganking is:
 you get Concorded, no insurance money for you.
 
 Now you cant use a recyclable Domi that costs you peanuts. Balanced. Concord sponsored insurance giving you payout when you were cought breaking law and your ship destroyed by police??? No logic there.
 
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        |  Anacrit Mc'Sinister
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 11:14:00 -
          [184] 
 INVULNERABILITY BUTTON!!
 
 
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        |  Law Enforcer
 Deep Core Mining Inc.
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 11:15:00 -
          [185] 
 epic fail.
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        |  Malcanis
 High4Life
 SMASH Alliance
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 11:27:00 -
          [186] 
 
  Originally by: Dzajic Only thing that might come good to "balance" Suicide ganking is:
 you get Concorded, no insurance money for you.
 
 Now you cant use a recyclable Domi that costs you peanuts. Balanced. Concord sponsored insurance giving you payout when you were cought breaking law and your ship destroyed by police??? No logic there.
 
 
 Where's the logic in "insurance" that gives you a payout nearly 3x the single premium you pay, even if you blow the ship up yourself, fall asleep while flying it or take it in to a warzone?
 
 If you're going to start demanding the least bit of realism in EvE insurance, then the whole concept is instantly negated. Might as well just get rid of it altogether and make T1 ships about 50% cheaper to build, which would be fine by me btw.
 
 
 CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that.
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        |  heheheh
 The Scope
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 11:32:00 -
          [187] 
 
  Quote: So I need urgently the following alternative changes in the game mechanics:
 
 
 
 go play another game then dude because you aint getting what u needf here m8.
 Theres nothing wrong at all, only problem is idiots carrying hundreds of millions in a ship worth about 1 million.
 
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        |  Duncan Jax
 Eve University
 Ivy League
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 14:24:00 -
          [188] 
 Smoking and flying AFK are hazardous to your health. Stop doing both and you will live longer and prosper.
  
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        |  Minerva Vulcan
 Caldari
 The Nexus Foundation
 Endless Horizon
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 14:33:00 -
          [189] 
 I find these game changes concerning the so called suicide ganking to be both urgent and required.
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 I need new voices in my head,
 To speak my secret evils with.
 I need new lovers in my bed,
 To be my friends and special pets.
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        |  L0st S0ul
 Caldari
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 14:57:00 -
          [190] 
 While I may still be a noob only having 6 or 7 months experience in the game, I still think there is nothing wrong with the system as it is.
 
 Just because you are in high does not make you safe and you should never be 100% safe, it would ruin the game.
 
 Whenever I carry anything expensive I don't afk and usually put passworded giant secure containers in the hull anyway.
 
 I've never tried it but can GSC's be scanned ?
 
 I'm also guessing that if you gank me and scoop my GSC it is of no use to you ?
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 Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?
 
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        |  Great Guardian
 Minmatar
 Celestial Apocalypse
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 15:05:00 -
          [191] 
 Pirating in high sec is safer for pirates than pirating in low sec!?
 
 ROFL @ CCP.
 
 
 Cheers,
 GG
 
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        |  Malcanis
 High4Life
 SMASH Alliance
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 15:10:00 -
          [192] 
 
  Originally by: Great Guardian Pirating in high sec is safer for pirates than pirating in low sec!?
 
 ROFL @ CCP.
 
 
 Cheers,
 GG
 
 
 
 Surely you mean "ROFL @ AFK haulers"...?
 
 
 CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that.
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        |  Roy Batty68
 Caldari
 Immortal Dead
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 15:12:00 -
          [193] 
 
  I think this might be threatening Tarminic's record for length and longevity of a troll post.
 
 Let's see if we can't generate some more momentum...
 
 
 
 I THINK SUICIDE GANKERS SHOULD BE MADE TO FLY NOTHING BUT NOOB SHIPS THE ENTIRETY OF THE KILL RIGHTS PERIOD!
 FEEEEEX EET SEE SEE PEE
 
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        |  SomeHardLovin
 Hydra Alliance
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 15:24:00 -
          [194] 
 1. Autopilot warping to 0 = Fairly good idea, dunno why it drops you SO damn far off the gate. Most people using AP are haulers who move at a snails pace. Maybe warp to 5km.
 
 2. I'd like to point out (if it hasn't already been) that even in the most heavily policed areas in the world, major crimes take place. Cops are not omnipresent ya know. Banks still get robbed sometimes.
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        |  Sendraks
 TOHA Heavy Industries
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 15:28:00 -
          [195] 
 OP is a work of genius. Thanks for the good laugh, keep em coming!
  
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        |  Dristra
 Amarr
 Shadows of the Dead
 Aftermath Alliance
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 15:50:00 -
          [196] 
 
  Originally by: Lothros Andastar 
  Originally by: Audio Bully 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 
 FAILSAUCE
 
 FAILSAUCE WITH A SIDE OF WTFPWN
 
 I have no sympathy for you. if you had any brains you'd realise that going AFK in space anywhere = the risk of being popped.
 
 Also hauling 500m of stuff in a t1 hauler? you sir do fail.
 
 As for a critical response to your well formatted post, all I can say if your too whiny even for WoW. Hello Kitty Online is where you belong
 
 
 FAILBOMB @ NOT DETECTING TROLL
 
 It's great being Amarr isn't it.
 
 Support the introduction of Blaze M crystals for Amarr!
 
 
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        |  SomeHardLovin
 Hydra Alliance
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 16:35:00 -
          [197] 
 Edited by: SomeHardLovin on 11/12/2007 16:35:24
 I doubt it was a troll.. it was probably some dude who got shot in high-sec.. got really cheezed and vented on the forums. Happens all the time.
 
 Either way, it had some valid points.. sort of.
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 * The opinions expressed are mine and do not necessarily represent those of my corporation or alliance.
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 17:07:00 -
          [198] 
 Does "Trolling" include not to tell the truth? Probably it is one of the most used words in the forum but it is not suitable in this thread.
 
 
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        |  Zel Nughat
 Amarr
 Nughat Corp
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 17:51:00 -
          [199] 
 instead of using an invulnerability button all ships could have a strontium bay and enter a reinforced mode upon attack that dosnt prevents you from flying but also lets you fight back if you wanted to do so, that way you could really, really go afk-smoking knowing that your ship isnt going to have a scrach, maybe spend some stront in the way, that way u could even use a itty I on autopilot to haul things in 0.0, or even mine in the belts in there with a miner I
 
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        |  Sendraks
 TOHA Heavy Industries
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 18:01:00 -
          [200] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow Does "Trolling" include not to tell the truth? Probably it is one of the most used words in the forum but it is not suitable in this thread.
 
 
 
 Trolling certainly doesn't include making spoof whine posts that are pretty amusing.
 
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        |  Gabriel Karade
 Nulli-Secundus
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 18:02:00 -
          [201] 
 
  
 Good stuff, and you still have people falling for it.
 
 WTS Sarcasm Detector T2, 900M ISK (Jita)
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        |  Rangkai
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 18:07:00 -
          [202] 
 No one ever suicide ganks me.
 
 It makes me sad.
 
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        |  Naomi Venture
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 18:20:00 -
          [203] 
 
  Originally by: Dzajic Only thing that might come good to "balance" Suicide ganking is:
 you get Concorded, no insurance money for you.
 
 Now you cant use a recyclable Domi that costs you peanuts. Balanced. Concord sponsored insurance giving you payout when you were cought breaking law and your ship destroyed by police??? No logic there.
 
 
 This is the only comment people have made about suicide ganking that has made a lick of sense.
 
 
 
 
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        |  OOOSOOO
 Gallente
 Federal Navy Academy
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 19:24:00 -
          [204] 
 
 FAIL
 *hiccup*
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        |  SiJira
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.11 19:52:00 -
          [205] 
 so when did you not realize that you are not safe anywhere?
 
 or do you want a pvp off option?
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.12 20:19:00 -
          [206] 
 
  Originally by: Anacrit Mc'Sinister INVULNERABILITY BUTTON!!
 
 
 
 YES!!!
 
 Today I was locked and probably scanned again during gate approach in a T1 hauler. 10 Mil cargoload including fitted modules. Seemed to be not worth enough so they unlocked me. I observed the spectacle around the gate: Two different ships locked me, either one large (some battleships, cruisers, Ittys, freighters) bad coordinated group of gankers or two or more different competing groups. The other side of the gate was already contaminated by more than a hundred CONCORD ships causing terrible lag, an impertinence!
 
 This crap seems to be getting more and more popular which is extremely bad because it forces to sit in front of the screen mouseclicking for every stupid movement resulting in square shaped eyes. That nonsense must be removed from the game quickly. Must be able to smoke relaxed at the window.
 
 
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        |  Cipher Venok
 Caldari
 State War Academy
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.12 20:41:00 -
          [207] 
 Edited by: Cipher Venok on 12/12/2007 20:41:59
 You're still asking for a free pass to be AFK while on auto-pilot, through stargates and popular ganking grounds.
 
 It seems like you should be clever enough to:
 
 
 not be AFK with 400 million ISK on the line
 use your intellect to make the journey without going through popular ganking grounds
 build a better ship to tank between jumps
 
 If I was into ganking (which I'm not), I would have took a spin to sacrifice my battleship for a 400m load.
 
 
 My Blog | GameRig CPUz | WorkPC CPUz
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        |  Moghydin
 Confederation of Red Moon
 Red Moon Federation
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.12 20:45:00 -
          [208] 
 To the OP:
 
 3/10 for trolling
 
 awful attempt, but you manage to drag this thread for 7 pages, hence 3.
 
 Press alt+F4 to reduce lag
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        |  Dave White
 Beagle Corp
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.12 20:46:00 -
          [209] 
 Fail gets used so often it completely lost it's value
  
 
 
  Originally by: GM Tacgnol Oveur descended from the heavens (also known as the second floor) and beat us all with his nerfbat.
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        |  SiJira
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.13 00:43:00 -
          [210] 
 -pvp off
 
 time to fill up a freighter full of megacyte and go afk
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        |  BigDave
 Saturdays Sundays and Nights
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.13 01:47:00 -
          [211] 
 
  Originally by: abbagabba Edited by: abbagabba on 11/12/2007 01:24:23
 
  Originally by: Semkhet Fascinating. Can't believe that this thread reached 174 posts with half the replies displaying a complete inability to grasp the spirit of the OP...
 
 
 I keep thinking it's the other, almost identical post that was deadly serious. You can't expect people to read page 1 before they reply, can you?
  
 But I agree with the op, everyone has the right to a bit of afk smoking.
 
 
 Sadly, it was intended to help draw attention to the obviously sarcastic nature of the OP. Just to help out our pointed obtuse fellow posters, I'll identify some of the more obvious clues:
 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow Option 3:
 The INVULNERABILITY BUTTON
 
 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow pirates could still hunt in the middle between two gates waiting for ships with low capacitor capacity coming out of warp directly in front of them - with a little luck
 
 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow If necessary the Trinity patch can be postponed.
 
 
 Everyone who thought the OP was serious please apply to join my corp. You will need to bring a faction-fitted noob frigate to a corp 'mining op' as a test of your commitment. Of course there is no chance I will gank you outside the station... I'm, er, completely serious!
  
 
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        |  Jack Freely
 Caldari Trading Corp
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.13 02:06:00 -
          [212] 
 I just now I carried 150 million in cargo in a frig past jita for a total of 14 jumps in high space. Only one active cargo scan and no attacks, I did this for fun to see if any one would attack.
 
 I think the difference is I WARP TO ZERO and don't auto pilot.
 
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        |  Market Leader
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.13 03:40:00 -
          [213] 
 Just laugh at the suicide gankers...
 
 Move your stuff afk while your at work...while your sleeping...having sex...whatever.
 
 Just afk move it in a freighter and laugh at them.
    Nothing annoys a suicide ganker and his friends/hiding hauler alt than a freighter slowboating it to his gate from 15km.
 
 Of course thats if you can afford one.
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        |  Ice Moon
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.13 12:08:00 -
          [214] 
 I agree totally with the OP.
 
 And, while we're on it, what happened to those hauler drones CCP promised, which would carry stuff from jetcans back to a station automatically?
 
 I think this is important - miners need to smoke too, right?
 
 There are lots of other kinds of drones; we're still waiting for the hauler drones, it's only fair that they're implemented. They would massively increase mineral production which is good for everyone.
 
 I like the game, but there are some simple improvements we're still waiting for.
 
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        |  Vinya Orcrist
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.13 12:33:00 -
          [215] 
 
  Originally by: Ice Moon I agree totally with the OP.
 
 And, while we're on it, what happened to those hauler drones CCP promised, which would carry stuff from jetcans back to a station automatically?
 
 I think this is important - miners need to smoke too, right?
 
 There are lots of other kinds of drones; we're still waiting for the hauler drones, it's only fair that they're implemented. They would massively increase mineral production which is good for everyone.
 
 I like the game, but there are some simple improvements we're still waiting for.
 
 
 It would also reduce losses which decreases the need for minerals.
 
 It would increase supply.
 
 Both of these things would result in lower mineral prices, and if the general concentration of miner/producers doesnt change. Isk will earned/hour would probably steady around the same. But it would most possible account for a conciderable inflation.
 
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        |  Cvuos
 GoonFleet
 GoonSwarm
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.13 12:46:00 -
          [216] 
 Why does CCP keep these anti-smoking mechanics in the game? Smokers are hounded everywhere, can't even have a meal or see a movie witout anti-smokers harassing you. It's not like you're bothering someone else with the smoke over the internet.
  Maybe you should be able to select that you're a smoker in the registration menu and then be able to safely go afk. 
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        |  Considered
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.13 17:07:00 -
          [217] 
 To the original Poster,
 
 When you go AFK and leave auto-pilot on your actually saying "I agree that at any moment on my gate approach I can be suicide ganked"
 
 No, nothing needs to be changed m8.
 
 Suicide Ganking is a part of EVE, if you don't like it, then don't haul.
 
 Fact is, every time you click the big yellow arrow with "Undock" written below it, it's actually an "Enable PVP" Button.
 
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.13 19:18:00 -
          [218] 
 
  Quote: the other, almost identical post
 
 
 LOOOL, sadly I didn't see that til now (but looks similar only at first glance, probably simply by accident because there is no relationship between irony and the topic we're discussing here).
 
 
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        |  Centurion 2
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.13 22:28:00 -
          [219] 
 
  Originally by: Krashtest If you want to go afk , there is a mechanism in game which allows that. IT IS CALLED DOCKING.
 
 If the person who shot you wanted to go afk , he would have missed this golden opportunity.
 
 If you cannot afford to lose what you are hauling, use a safer hauler (transport ship) and DO NOT GO AFK and expect to be 100 % safe.
 
 You brought this upon yourself by making yourself a very easy target.
 
 
 You Don't have to be AFK to get suicide ganked. You just have something worth killing. All you need is a group of throw away crusiers and a plan. If done right, it doesn't matter how many stabs you have, your dead. Period. Cost effective, absolutly.
 
 There's real no penality, other than loosing a fecking cheap ship.
 
 Is it the way I want to play the game, Hell no. I think all combat or ganking should be done in .4 or below.
 
 I think high sec. gankers are a bunch of cowards that do something that really takes no real tallent to do.
 
 Do your fighting where the real men play. 0.0
 
 
 
 
 
 
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        |  Sister Libertina
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.13 23:14:00 -
          [220] 
 Edited by: Sister Libertina on 13/12/2007 23:14:24
 People are still taking the OP seriously???!!11///??// aye ya yarr
 
 /me goes off to moan about tiscali again
 
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        |  Khudo
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.13 23:19:00 -
          [221] 
 Please, read and support the Killright trading idea in the suggestion section of the forum.
 
 I think it could provide some more challenge to the ganker and provide retaliation to the ganked WHILE fixing bounty system and creating police corporations.
 
 It is a great idea really.
 
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        |  Kolmogorow
 Freedom Resources
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.17 20:02:00 -
          [222] 
 
  Originally by: Cvuos Maybe you should be able to select that you're a smoker in the registration menu and then be able to safely go afk.
 
 
 That's another great idea!
 
 But we probably cannot really expect an implementation because everyone would select this option, even the non-smokers.
 
 But with a small modification we could propose the following well-balanced
 
 Option4:
 The CONCORD-ESCORT-CONTRACT (popularly also known as the SMOKER-LICENSE). With a small pile of license documents in your cargohold which can be bought like the Empire Starbase Charters and like those are valid for one hour you are allowed to smoke and fly safely through high sec while a ultra-heavy escort of CONCORD or Empire faction ships convoys you in return for the payed fees. To avoid lag the escort flies cloaked and appears only and instantaneously when the escorted ship is attacked.
 
 
 
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        |  Flaming Butterfly
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.31 09:03:00 -
          [223] 
 
  Originally by: Galack Fyar I'd also like to point out that CCP actually say in the official player guide (you really should be reading these things when you start playing):
 
 "Don't play the game in AFK mode. This game is not designed with this kind of playing style in mind and you should NEVER consider your ship and character safe while being away from your computer."
 
 As such, game changes to support AFK play will not happen. I'd suggest you try to quit smoking. It's better for your health and prevents you from needing to go AFK to light up :)
 
 
 K, so when is CCP getting rid of all the cloaking devices except covert ops and give small, medium, large stealth modules that reduce sig radii by 80%? Personally, I'd love for a Tachyon Pulse Generator that can only be put in sov 3 areas to fob off the cloakers that hang around for hours in AFK mode.
 
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        |  Haniblecter Teg
 F.R.E.E. Explorer
 Atrum Tempestas Foedus
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.31 09:10:00 -
          [224] 
 Edited by: Haniblecter Teg on 31/12/2007 09:12:00
 waaaaah waaaaah waaaaaah
 
 waaaaah waaaaah waaaaaah
 
 
 Someone get the whaaambulance for the OP. He doesnt want ANY risk for himself.
 
 
 In fact, the OP has just exprienced a little bit of an ISK sink.
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        |  Cihl
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.31 09:26:00 -
          [225] 
 Beh. Getting CONCORDWTFPWND should equal no insurance payout. Simple as that.
 
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        |  Pew Pewk
 
 
       | Posted - 2007.12.31 09:29:00 -
          [226] 
 
  Originally by: Kolmogorow So first of all it MUST be possible to afk smoke at the window without risk while flying through high sec. Nobody can really have the patience and expect or wish to sit in front of the screen, mouse clicking and jumping and waiting for alignment of ships with terrible agility over distances of 10 or 20 or whatever solar systems.
 
 
 Do like everyone else, dock up while brb. I do it when I pee or grab a cup of coffee. I don't smoke tho, so less needed breaks than you do, might be worse. Lay off that nasty habit?
 
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        |  sm1thy
 
 
       | Posted - 2008.01.01 14:39:00 -
          [227] 
 This guys must be joking ofc
 
 If he isn't i am gonna be harsh like i should be, GO PLAY A PVE-ONLINE MMO, there is plenty of those around.
 
 EVE is a sandbox PVP game where the no1 rule is risk-vs-reward, if u cant grasp that carrying around that ammount of isk is a big risk again go play another game, we dont want you here, most ppl here dont want the game watered-down from its true philosophy more than it has already been. Hell i am a noob and i dont want you here.
 
 Just bugger off.
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        |  Herring
 Infinatech
 
 
       | Posted - 2008.01.01 15:05:00 -
          [228] 
 Have you considered stopping the smoking habit?
 
 You just don't afk that kind of money.
 
 
 
 CCP - please stop with the nerfing and boost something already.
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        |  Teraos
 Genos Occidere
 The Gurlstas Associates
 
 
       | Posted - 2008.01.01 20:38:00 -
          [229] 
 Edited by: Teraos on 01/01/2008 20:38:46
 If you go afk with 400m worth of loot in your nontanked tech 1 hauler, you deserve to die. No but seriously there should be risks involved with everything in eve, even when hauling in highsec.
 
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        |  Saraith Narr
 Amarr
 PIE Inc.
 
 
       | Posted - 2008.01.01 20:55:00 -
          [230] 
 
  Originally by: Tarminic FAIL
 
 There is nothing wrong with suicide ganking, carrying around 400 million ISK in a 1 million ISK hauler is absolutely idiotic.
 
 
 FAIL
 
 Sarcasm: A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
 
 
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        |  SiJira
 
 
       | Posted - 2008.01.01 21:43:00 -
          [231] 
 doesnt matter if the op is joking because some people against suicide ganking that are posting in this thread are not
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